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I won't be able to make it over there
to help load the van.
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Bye, Ted.
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[SULTRY MUSIC PLAYS]
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So, let's find out a
little more about you.
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How about extracurriculars?
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CHLOE: Do you have
a family member with autism?
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I actually do.
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You should come to our support group.
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I'm Chloe.
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Looking at what we really
want can be terrifying.
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But that tell us we've
stumbled onto something real.
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[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
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[EVE SIGHS]
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["HOT TOPIC" BY LE TIGRE PLAYS]
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♪ Hot topic is the way that we rhyme ♪
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♪ Hot topic is the way that we rhyme ♪
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♪ Hot topic is the way that we rhyme ♪
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♪ Hot topic is the way that we rhyme ♪
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♪ Carol Rama and Eleanor Antin ♪
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♪ Yoko Ono and Carolee Schneemann ♪
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♪ You're getting old, that's
what they'll say but ♪
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♪ Don't give a damn,
I'm listening anyway ♪
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- ♪ Stop ♪
- ♪ Hot topic is the way ♪
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- ♪ That we rhyme ♪
- ♪ Don't you stop ♪
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[GRUNTS, PANTS]
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♪ I can't live if you stop ♪
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♪ One step behind, don't stop ♪
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♪ Don't you stop ♪
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[PANTS, GRUNTS]
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- [MOANING ON VIDEO]
- [EVE GROANS]
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[EVE GROANS]
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Um... Uh... [CHUCKLES]
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[PANTS]
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[GROANS] Fu...
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[SIGHS] This is...
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- [SIGHS]
- [MOANING CONTINUES ON VIDEO]
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WOMAN: [ON VIDEO] Oh, yeah... [MOANS]
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[PHONE PINGS]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- SANJAY: Knock, knock.
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Hey, Sanjay.
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I just wanted to give you the heads up.
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If you're around later,
I'm having a little...
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gathering in my room.
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We're gonna watch nature docs
and drink some Beaujolais.
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That sounds fun.
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But... probably not.
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No presh. See you around, B-rizzle.
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[MUSIC CONTINUES]
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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- Hey.
- EVE: Hi.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks.
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Sorry it was late. I... I didn't realize
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you had to pay a second
semester so early.
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Oh, it's fine.
You really didn't have to...
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drive it over here.
You could have just put it in the mail.
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Oh, no, no, it was my mistake.
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I didn't want you to have to wait.
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Well, thanks.
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How are you?
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Uh... I'm good.
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- 'Kay...
- Hey, do you mind if I just, uh,
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hit the head before I hit the road?
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- Uh... Uh... Sure.
- Thanks.
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So, what do you think?
He seems to be finding his footing.
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Oh, have you...
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You guys have been talking?
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Yeah, a bit.
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So, uh... Actually,
we were chatting the other day,
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and we had the idea
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that maybe I would do parents' weekend.
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If you're on board with
a little father-son time.
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Um... Hm. I...
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Wait, what?
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Yeah, I just haven't seen
him in forever, and, uh...
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and the idea came up,
he got pretty jazzed about it, so...
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Um...
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Hm... I haven't seen him either, Ted,
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I've been... I've been
planning it for a really...
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a long time, so...
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Yeah, I just thought...
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I don't know, I thought maybe
you'd wanna stay home and rest.
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You're always saying how tired you are.
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Okay.
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- Wow.
- What?
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So, this isn't a question.
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Right? You're not actually asking me,
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you're...
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you're just telling me.
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Right? You guys have decided this.
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Woah, okay, I...
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I didn't think this was gonna
be a big problem. I...
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- [EVE SIGHS]
- You're always asking me
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- to spend more time with him.
- Not with no notice
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- on my weekend, Ted!
- Wow, okay.
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Look, uh, I didn't come here
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- to get yelled at.
- Oh, so now you're ju...
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Oh, now you're just leaving?
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Can't talk to you when
you get like this.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[BREATHES DEEPLY] Oh, God.
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Hey, Brendan, it's Mom. How are ya?
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I was really looking
forward to this weekend,
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but your dad just came by
and told me about the...
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- [PANS CLATTERING]
- ... change in plans.
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Uh... You know, to be honest,
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I expect that sneaky shit from him,
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but not from you.
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But... you know...
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do what you have to do.
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- Just don't want you to...
- [PANS CLANG]
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... get surprised when
he disappoints you.
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Because I have to tell you
something, Brendan,
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that's who he is.
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Your dad is selfish and
he is disappointing.
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- [PANS CLANG]
- [CUPBOARD DOOR SLAMS]
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So, yeah. Yeah, he cheated on me.
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He cheated on me, dude.
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But what I don't think you understand...
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[GIGGLING]
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... got more chance with both of us.
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... larger than one city
or larger than one country
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starts to collapse.
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Yo, Craig. Uh... Brookside, right?
You went to Brookside?
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- I played lax at Haddington.
- Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, you scored the winning goal
in the semi-final, senior year, right?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Ah, man, you played, like,
really tough D, like,
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I remember, you were all over me.
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- It's good to see you, man.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Hey, you wanna sit?
- Yeah, sure, man, sure.
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- What's up, guys?
- Hey.
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Guys, this is Brendan.
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- Yeah, yo.
- Hey, man.
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I mean, look, the only real
practical solution for emissions
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- is cap and trade.
- Droughts are getting longer,
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hurricanes are getting worse.
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- Superstorms happen every year.
- VANCE: That's just weather,
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it's not climate. Do you even
understand the difference?
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Have you guys seen the
video of the guy surfing
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during a tsunami?
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No.
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- I don't think so.
- You guys... Okay.
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That's what I would do.
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What?
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Like...
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climate change... sucks... obviously.
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So, might as well make the best of it
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is what I'm saying.
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Anyway, I'm just saying,
if that's your solution,
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Florida will literally be underwater
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in the next 50 years.
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VANCE: Humans aren't
causing global warming.
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- CRAIG: All right...
- VANCE: It's the cows, man.
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You're saying cows cause global warming.
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- Yo, I'll be right back.
- No, I'm not saying that,
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I'm not saying that at all.
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- All right, well, what are you...
- I'm saying that cows contribute to it.
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Zadie Smith writes that
people are like complex
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musical scores, depending,
at least in part,
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upon who is doing the conducting.
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So, when you think about your lives...
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who is the conductor?
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Anyone?
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Guys! Come on!
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This is... is supposed to be a place
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where you bare your souls,
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and it feels like the DMV.
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[SIGHS] Okay, um... Is it me?
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- Am I a bad teacher?
- ALL: No, no...
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- You're great.
- Then, why do you all
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look like zombies?
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Uh... I... I think...
it might be the room.
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Yeah, the light, uh...
is really distracting.
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BARRY: Yeah.
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It's really fucking
annoying, is what it is.
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Oh, my God! Yes, yes...
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Okay, um... here's a thought,
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- what if we move class to a bar?
- Yes.
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- Oh, okay.
- They're alive!
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Have you guys ever been to...
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... Tara's? On Front Street?
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You... You like that dump?
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Fuck you, man, I own it!
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Oh, okay!
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- Drinks on me!
- CURTIS: Okay!
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- It's my bar! I'm not kidding!
- I don't doubt it!
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EVE: [ON VOICEMAIL] So, yeah...
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Yeah... he cheated on me.
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He cheated on me, dude.
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But what I don't think
you understand, bud...
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is that he actually
cheated on both of us.
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- Have a great parents' weekend.
- [LINE DISCONNECTS]
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Does... Does anyone else
have a response to Zadie Smith?
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The idea of who's
conducting your life...
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[MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND]
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For some reason,
that hit me like a brick.
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And... And why?
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My mom wanted me to be a doctor.
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So, I became one,
even though I didn't wanna be.
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So, now, I'm a radiologist.
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Shit! You're a doctor, huh?
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- Ah, that's great, man.
- No, uh... [CHUCKLES]
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I... I think what Curtis might
be saying is it's hard for us
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to disappoint someone that we love.
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Right? I know I couldn't be who
my father wanted me to be,
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and because of that,
we didn't speak for years.
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CURTIS: Mm.
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Why not?
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He couldn't... He couldn't
handle my coming out.
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- So, you're... a lesbian.
- [MARGO CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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Uh... No, uh, I mean... I mean,
uh, when I transitioned.
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I'm... I'm trans.
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So... you weren't born...
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Question, though. Does that mean
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- you had the surgery?
- Barry!
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- Am I not allowed to ask that?
- How would you feel
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if someone asked you
about your genitals?
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Go right ahead, I'm an open book.
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No. Okay. Guys, we don't need
to hear about that right now.
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Thank you.
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I'm sorry, I don't always know
the rules about these things.
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Are you and your dad o... okay... now?
Are you talking?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we are. I...
He... He drives me crazy,
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- but he's... he's my dad.
- [CHUCKLES] Good.
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Brendan, right?
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- Yeah.
- Sorry, sorry.
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Tennis team took long and
then I had to pick up snacks
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and if I'm gonna be real
I... took a nap.
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Nice, um... I wasn't going in.
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I... I don't think I should...
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Oh, I know, you were just passing by,
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and then I showed up,
and you did a terrible job
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of lying to me,
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- and now we're going inside.
- Oh, we are?
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- Oh, great.
- CHLOE: Come on!
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- Yep.
- CHLOE: Yeah.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS FAINTLY]
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Do you like this class?
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Uh...
247
00:12:04,102 --> 00:12:06,493
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
248
00:12:08,442 --> 00:12:09,694
Do you?
249
00:12:10,726 --> 00:12:13,391
Yeah. I mean... [CHUCKLES]
250
00:12:13,416 --> 00:12:14,894
Sometimes I sit there and I'm like,
251
00:12:14,919 --> 00:12:16,379
"What am I doing here?"
252
00:12:16,404 --> 00:12:18,489
- [EVE CHUCKLES]
- But...
253
00:12:20,144 --> 00:12:23,250
What are you doing here?
You're such a smart kid,
254
00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:25,736
why aren't you off at college?
255
00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:32,576
I didn't have a great
high school experience.
256
00:12:34,372 --> 00:12:37,876
So, I'm... I'm just trying
to re-group, or whatever.
257
00:12:39,079 --> 00:12:40,589
Where'd you go to school?
258
00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:44,355
Haddington High.
259
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:45,852
Did you know my son?
260
00:12:46,423 --> 00:12:48,290
Brendan? Brendan Fletcher?
261
00:12:50,445 --> 00:12:51,696
Yeah.
262
00:12:53,985 --> 00:12:56,196
Take it you two aren't friends, huh?
263
00:12:58,286 --> 00:12:59,626
Not really.
264
00:13:00,854 --> 00:13:01,855
Mm.
265
00:13:03,107 --> 00:13:06,555
Well... his loss.
266
00:13:09,641 --> 00:13:11,507
[SIGHS] Let's go get some wings.
267
00:13:11,532 --> 00:13:12,533
Yeah.
268
00:13:13,443 --> 00:13:15,907
Jonathan is my half-brother.
269
00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:19,306
He lives with my dad
270
00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:22,259
and my stepmom.
My dad is great with him...
271
00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:25,195
even though he's a really busy guy.
272
00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:28,424
So, like, I go to his place
once a month and just, like,
273
00:13:28,449 --> 00:13:31,828
hang out, and, um, we watch Scrubs...
274
00:13:31,993 --> 00:13:35,251
after Jonathan goes to
bed... [CLEARS THROAT]
275
00:13:35,826 --> 00:13:38,525
It's kinda stupid,
but it's pretty funny. [CHUCKLES]
276
00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:42,532
It's a good show.
So, my dad gets really exhausted.
277
00:13:42,958 --> 00:13:44,498
Like, completely worn out,
278
00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:46,609
because Jonathan is a lot of work.
279
00:13:46,634 --> 00:13:48,571
- He's not retarded, but he's...
- [GROUP GASPS, MURMURS]
280
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:51,605
This is a good moment to
lightly remind everyone
281
00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:53,766
that we don't use the R word here.
282
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,302
- Thank you for reminding me.
- Oh, no, I... I mean...
283
00:13:56,327 --> 00:13:59,471
I didn't mean it like that,
I just mean he's...
284
00:13:59,496 --> 00:14:00,688
he's not normal!
285
00:14:01,027 --> 00:14:03,089
We try to stay away from "normal" too.
286
00:14:03,114 --> 00:14:04,581
We use "neurotypical."
287
00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:09,753
All right, so then,
my half-brother is very...
288
00:14:09,778 --> 00:14:12,197
He's... Well, he's neuro-not-typical.
289
00:14:12,222 --> 00:14:14,183
- [BOTH SIGH]
- I'm sorry.
290
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:17,027
I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to...
291
00:14:17,294 --> 00:14:19,700
you know, say "retarded,"
I didn't mean to assume that
292
00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:22,811
anyone's family member
in here is retarded.
293
00:14:22,836 --> 00:14:24,205
He just said it two more times.
294
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:27,808
Okay, would anyone else like to share?
295
00:14:28,433 --> 00:14:31,180
["DOWN ON THE TOWN" BY CROMWELL PLAYS]
296
00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:34,128
So, what do you do for work?
297
00:14:34,153 --> 00:14:37,730
I am a... I'm the director
at a senior center.
298
00:14:37,755 --> 00:14:40,341
Wow. That's not what I pictured.
299
00:14:40,508 --> 00:14:43,636
Yeah, well, it's... it's not
what I pictured either, so...
300
00:14:43,661 --> 00:14:45,100
No, but it's cool.
301
00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:46,457
- I think it's like...
- Ah, it's not cool.
302
00:14:46,481 --> 00:14:48,933
It is though, because it's,
like, good, you know?
303
00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:50,251
Mm. Mm.
304
00:14:50,276 --> 00:14:53,067
I think if... I mean,
if you're the one working
305
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,172
with a bunch of old people,
306
00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:55,949
it must be very exciting for them.
307
00:14:58,639 --> 00:15:00,266
[TABLE RATTLES]
308
00:15:02,972 --> 00:15:05,124
Um, this table's driving me crazy.
309
00:15:05,149 --> 00:15:08,704
Can you hold these, please?
I'll be right back. [GRUNTS]
310
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:26,883
How's that?
311
00:15:27,306 --> 00:15:28,579
Much better.
312
00:15:29,525 --> 00:15:30,735
Thank you.
313
00:15:30,958 --> 00:15:32,292
JULIAN: Yeah.
314
00:15:32,317 --> 00:15:35,173
Can I tell you a secret
that you can't tell
315
00:15:35,198 --> 00:15:37,696
- anyone else in class?
- [CHUCKLES]
316
00:15:38,243 --> 00:15:40,790
Obviously, I'm saying yes to that.
317
00:15:41,048 --> 00:15:42,976
You are the only one who can write.
318
00:15:43,001 --> 00:15:44,410
[CHUCKLES] Oh, shit, yeah?
319
00:15:44,435 --> 00:15:46,700
Yeah, so far.
I'm not saying there won't be a sleeper.
320
00:15:46,725 --> 00:15:49,519
[LAUGHS] It means a lot coming from you.
321
00:15:51,342 --> 00:15:54,336
I... I'm actually
working on a sci-fi novel.
322
00:15:54,361 --> 00:15:57,740
[LAUGHS] It's about
an alien civilization
323
00:15:57,765 --> 00:16:02,632
that colonizes Earth and
you think it's the future,
324
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:06,110
but at the end, you find out
it's the ancient past,
325
00:16:06,135 --> 00:16:09,307
and it's how civilization began.
326
00:16:10,176 --> 00:16:13,572
- Hm?
- I don't love it. [LAUGHS]
327
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:16,150
- What? Come on.
- It's like... No. No, it's that
328
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:19,408
- I'm just not a sci-fi girl.
- Not even Close Encounters?
329
00:16:19,433 --> 00:16:20,726
Close what?
330
00:16:20,949 --> 00:16:22,284
- Get out of here.
- [LAUGHS]
331
00:16:22,309 --> 00:16:23,782
Get in your car and go home.
332
00:16:23,807 --> 00:16:25,985
No, I think I'm gonna stick
around a little longer
333
00:16:26,010 --> 00:16:29,396
to give you shit for being a huge nerd.
334
00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:32,057
Hey.
335
00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:37,940
Thank you for... having me in there.
336
00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:39,049
Yeah, of course.
337
00:16:39,074 --> 00:16:40,575
Thanks for sharing.
338
00:16:40,783 --> 00:16:43,565
Aside from a few repeated slurs...
339
00:16:44,428 --> 00:16:45,596
you did great.
340
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:49,593
[CHUCKLES]
341
00:16:54,001 --> 00:16:55,502
So, you wanna hang out?
342
00:16:56,955 --> 00:16:58,784
You trying to run game on
me while I'm giving you
343
00:16:58,808 --> 00:17:00,729
- a comfort hug?
- Uh...
344
00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:05,627
- [SCOFFS] Maybe a little, yeah.
- That's what I thought.
345
00:17:05,851 --> 00:17:08,853
I... No, I don't wanna hang out.
346
00:17:08,878 --> 00:17:10,049
Not tonight.
347
00:17:11,135 --> 00:17:12,143
Busy?
348
00:17:12,168 --> 00:17:16,543
No, I literally have no plans,
I just haven't decided
349
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:17,861
what this is yet.
350
00:17:18,335 --> 00:17:19,565
Okay.
351
00:17:22,099 --> 00:17:23,100
Bye.
352
00:17:26,056 --> 00:17:27,330
Bye. See ya.
353
00:17:29,009 --> 00:17:31,838
["ONLY YOU AND I KNOW"
BY DAVE MASON PLAYS]
354
00:17:31,863 --> 00:17:33,955
How old were you when you guys met?
355
00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:35,023
EVE: Mm.
356
00:17:36,171 --> 00:17:38,916
Um... Nineteen. [SNIFFS]
357
00:17:38,941 --> 00:17:40,484
I was a sophomore.
358
00:17:40,509 --> 00:17:42,080
What'd you like about him?
359
00:17:42,511 --> 00:17:46,073
Everybody liked Ted.
He was, like, you know,
360
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,142
he was so charming.
361
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,783
And smart.
362
00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:51,744
And hot.
363
00:17:52,148 --> 00:17:53,816
What about you?
364
00:17:54,071 --> 00:17:56,333
- Was I hot? No.
- [COUGHS]
365
00:17:56,358 --> 00:17:58,555
- No.
- No, like,
366
00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:00,571
what were you like back then?
367
00:18:03,079 --> 00:18:04,622
I was a...
368
00:18:04,908 --> 00:18:08,287
big dork, actually.
I spent most of my time in the library.
369
00:18:09,626 --> 00:18:12,852
- Did you get straight As?
- I did.
370
00:18:12,877 --> 00:18:15,544
Like, what else were you into?
What were you doing?
371
00:18:15,569 --> 00:18:19,635
Uh... I don't know... I liked music.
372
00:18:20,311 --> 00:18:21,479
What kind?
373
00:18:21,504 --> 00:18:22,838
Um...
374
00:18:23,247 --> 00:18:25,861
Uh... Probably nothing within your vibe,
375
00:18:25,886 --> 00:18:30,743
but Liz Phair, The Smiths, Buzzcocks.
376
00:18:30,768 --> 00:18:32,633
- I love all that.
- You do?
377
00:18:32,658 --> 00:18:35,439
Yeah! What,
you didn't peg me for British punk?
378
00:18:35,464 --> 00:18:38,125
No, I just... It's surprising.
I don't know.
379
00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:40,253
Well, yeah, you two.
I mean, you work in a senior center
380
00:18:40,277 --> 00:18:41,900
and you have ice in your wine.
381
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,909
Leave me alone.
It tastes better that way!
382
00:18:44,934 --> 00:18:46,894
- [LAUGHS] Sorry.
- God.
383
00:18:48,285 --> 00:18:50,454
Anyway, you're right.
I used to be fun, now I'm boring.
384
00:18:50,479 --> 00:18:53,065
JULIAN: No. That's not
what I'm saying at all, no.
385
00:18:53,362 --> 00:18:55,572
- I think...
- [EVE SIGHS]
386
00:18:55,597 --> 00:18:59,354
... you're secretly still punk.
387
00:18:59,379 --> 00:19:00,779
♪ And never take me the wrong way ♪
388
00:19:00,804 --> 00:19:04,099
♪ You know you can't go
on getting your own way ♪
389
00:19:04,124 --> 00:19:09,237
♪ 'Cause if you do it's
gonna get you someday ♪
390
00:19:12,203 --> 00:19:15,621
Yeah, I specialize in the brain,
Alzheimer's and tumors
391
00:19:15,646 --> 00:19:16,939
and things like that.
392
00:19:16,964 --> 00:19:19,216
God, that must be really hard.
393
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:22,518
It was at first,
but now it's just routine.
394
00:19:22,543 --> 00:19:24,259
- [ELECTRONIC BUZZ]
- Honestly, at this point,
395
00:19:24,283 --> 00:19:25,979
I'd rather be doing what you're doing.
396
00:19:26,004 --> 00:19:27,841
- Seriously?
- Mm-hm.
397
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:30,452
I wish I could do something
other than writing.
398
00:19:30,477 --> 00:19:32,229
- Anything at all.
- Wait...
399
00:19:32,962 --> 00:19:35,501
aren't you in some
fancy literary magazine?
400
00:19:35,526 --> 00:19:37,584
Did someone Google the teacher?
401
00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:39,244
- Yeah...
- Hey...
402
00:19:39,799 --> 00:19:41,630
I'm sorry about what I said earlier.
403
00:19:41,655 --> 00:19:44,033
You know I wasn't trying
to cause a whole thing.
404
00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:45,783
- Oh, yeah. Of course, Barry.
- Hey.
405
00:19:47,184 --> 00:19:49,780
Popcorn shrimp for the lady.
406
00:19:49,805 --> 00:19:50,848
[CHUCKLES]
407
00:19:53,918 --> 00:19:54,961
Barry!
408
00:19:56,444 --> 00:19:57,486
Thank you.
409
00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:05,893
What about her? [WHISPERS] Look at her.
410
00:20:05,918 --> 00:20:08,135
Look, she's cute.
You just go talk to her.
411
00:20:08,477 --> 00:20:09,885
[WHISPERS] Go talk to her.
412
00:20:10,198 --> 00:20:11,198
[SIGHS]
413
00:20:11,675 --> 00:20:14,595
I'm really bad at just...
414
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,974
starting conversation out of nowhere.
415
00:20:16,999 --> 00:20:20,166
I think you are so much
better than you think you are.
416
00:20:20,439 --> 00:20:21,982
- Mm-hm.
- What do you mean?
417
00:20:22,007 --> 00:20:23,508
You're curious.
418
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,807
You wait to talk.
You don't just start...
419
00:20:27,266 --> 00:20:28,735
jabbering on.
420
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,822
You actually take in what
the other person is saying.
421
00:20:31,847 --> 00:20:33,515
[BLUES MUSIC PLAYS]
422
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:35,002
By the way, that's rare.
423
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:37,140
Girls...
424
00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,440
Girls like it.
425
00:20:40,013 --> 00:20:41,306
They like it a lot.
426
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,283
Trust me.
427
00:20:49,966 --> 00:20:52,676
Uh... Doesn't... It doesn't matter.
428
00:20:52,701 --> 00:20:54,928
She... I'm not... She's not my type.
429
00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:57,431
But you're too young to have a type.
[CHUCKLES]
430
00:20:57,456 --> 00:21:00,125
- I have a type.
- Okay, what's your type?
431
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,948
- [LAUGHS] Come on.
- [STUTTERS]
432
00:21:03,973 --> 00:21:05,744
Okay. Okay.
433
00:21:08,818 --> 00:21:12,940
- I like dark hair.
- Mm-hm.
434
00:21:21,612 --> 00:21:23,166
How old are you?
435
00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:26,471
How old are you?
436
00:21:29,735 --> 00:21:31,057
Nineteen.
437
00:21:33,028 --> 00:21:34,432
Forty-five.
438
00:21:37,913 --> 00:21:39,963
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- EVE: Mm.
439
00:21:40,803 --> 00:21:42,877
- Would you mind, Julian?
- Mm.
440
00:21:43,426 --> 00:21:44,927
Course. [SNIFFS]
441
00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:48,135
- [MARGO SCOFFS]
- EVE: Yeah.
442
00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:52,861
Hey, what's up?
443
00:21:52,886 --> 00:21:55,885
I think I have a... crush on Curtis.
444
00:21:56,462 --> 00:21:58,116
Okay! [CHUCKLES]
445
00:21:58,141 --> 00:22:00,911
[GASPS] Wow. Uh... Is that kosher?
446
00:22:00,936 --> 00:22:02,521
The student-teacher thing?
447
00:22:03,659 --> 00:22:04,932
God, no.
448
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:07,198
- Not really, no.
- [BOTH LAUGH]
449
00:22:07,781 --> 00:22:10,252
But, I mean, God, we're adults, right?
450
00:22:11,495 --> 00:22:14,007
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Right.
451
00:22:14,032 --> 00:22:15,367
[BOTH LAUGH]
452
00:22:16,138 --> 00:22:17,893
Do you wanna dance?
453
00:22:18,267 --> 00:22:19,690
Oh, sh...
454
00:22:21,099 --> 00:22:23,101
- Oh, man, are you okay?
- Yeah.
455
00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:25,936
MARGO: [GASPS]
456
00:22:25,961 --> 00:22:28,463
["I MELT WITH YOU" BY
MODERN ENGLISH PLAYS]
457
00:22:28,488 --> 00:22:30,239
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
458
00:22:30,264 --> 00:22:33,104
I haven't heard this song in so long!
459
00:22:33,409 --> 00:22:35,557
[SCREAMS]
460
00:22:36,770 --> 00:22:38,768
- Oh, I love it.
- ♪ Moving forward ♪
461
00:22:38,793 --> 00:22:41,543
♪ Using all my breath ♪
462
00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:42,828
Come on.
463
00:22:42,853 --> 00:22:44,855
- Get up. Go.
- Come on.
464
00:22:45,263 --> 00:22:47,840
Come on. Let me see some moves.
465
00:22:49,145 --> 00:22:50,885
- Whoa!
- ♪ I saw the world ♪
466
00:22:50,910 --> 00:22:54,047
♪ Crashing all around your face ♪
467
00:22:54,072 --> 00:22:57,106
[LAUGHS] It just really isn't my thing.
468
00:22:58,018 --> 00:23:00,691
- Eve picked it out.
- What?
469
00:23:01,973 --> 00:23:04,975
... are the second largest members
of the taxonomic family of dragons
470
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,837
SANJAY: Oh, what are you?
Oh, what are you?
471
00:23:08,862 --> 00:23:11,073
[LAUGHTER]
472
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:12,232
PLANET EARTH NARRATOR: ... open its mouth
473
00:23:12,256 --> 00:23:15,235
and thrilled to say,
"I'm bigger than you think."
474
00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:18,263
SANJAY: Okay, fun fact.
That's also how I attract mates.
475
00:23:18,288 --> 00:23:19,723
[ALL LAUGHING]
476
00:23:20,961 --> 00:23:23,922
[DISTANT LAUGHING]
477
00:23:32,167 --> 00:23:34,545
[LINE DIALS]
478
00:23:34,570 --> 00:23:38,270
- [MUSIC CONTINUES]
- EVE: [HUMS] Ah.
479
00:23:38,295 --> 00:23:41,595
♪ I'll stop the world
and melt with you ♪
480
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,705
- Hello?
- BRENDAN: Hey, Mom.
481
00:23:43,730 --> 00:23:45,766
Are you okay? 'Cause, uh, you just...
482
00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:48,418
- I got your message.
- Oh, honey, I can't hear you.
483
00:23:48,443 --> 00:23:50,346
- What?
- Are you? Really?
484
00:23:50,371 --> 00:23:52,606
Okay, you just...
You sounded like, um...
485
00:23:52,631 --> 00:23:54,578
Uh, don't...
don't worry about it, honey.
486
00:23:54,603 --> 00:23:56,103
We'll just talk tomorrow!
487
00:23:56,635 --> 00:23:58,136
♪ I'll stop the... ♪
488
00:24:01,975 --> 00:24:04,025
Oh, this is the best part.
489
00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:09,150
[SINGS] ♪ The future's open wide ♪
490
00:24:17,133 --> 00:24:21,384
♪ The future's open wide ♪
491
00:24:22,540 --> 00:24:26,298
♪ I'll stop the world
and melt with you ♪
492
00:24:28,228 --> 00:24:32,290
♪ I'll stop the world
and melt with you ♪
493
00:24:32,501 --> 00:24:35,065
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
494
00:24:35,090 --> 00:24:36,790
♪ I'll stop the world
and melt with you ♪
495
00:24:36,815 --> 00:24:38,423
I'll... I'll put more on.
496
00:24:38,448 --> 00:24:39,814
BARRY: Uh... All right.
497
00:24:40,423 --> 00:24:42,353
All right. Somebody's gotta
take the kid home.
498
00:24:42,378 --> 00:24:43,843
What? No, I'm...
499
00:24:43,868 --> 00:24:46,220
- I have my skateboard, I'm fine.
- BARRY: N-n-n-n-n-no.
500
00:24:46,245 --> 00:24:47,595
Um...
501
00:24:47,807 --> 00:24:49,934
You know what, I... I can take him home.
502
00:24:49,959 --> 00:24:51,210
Okay.
503
00:24:51,235 --> 00:24:52,532
Are you sure?
504
00:24:53,501 --> 00:24:54,544
Yeah.
505
00:24:56,570 --> 00:24:58,738
[BOTH LAUGH]
506
00:24:59,573 --> 00:25:01,556
Your car's a piece of shit.
507
00:25:02,727 --> 00:25:04,071
[SCOFFS]
508
00:25:04,096 --> 00:25:06,446
Your skateboard's a piece of shit.
509
00:25:06,850 --> 00:25:10,817
- [LAUGHS]
- It's true. [LAUGHS]
510
00:25:11,824 --> 00:25:13,958
- [SIGHS]
- You're really pretty.
511
00:25:15,309 --> 00:25:17,465
- Oh...
- Is it okay for me to say that?
512
00:25:17,490 --> 00:25:20,629
- You're drunk.
- No, I'm... I'm... I'm serious.
513
00:25:20,654 --> 00:25:22,411
I'm... [BREATHES DEEPLY]
514
00:25:24,681 --> 00:25:27,033
- What are you doing right now?
- [CLEARS THROAT]
515
00:25:27,058 --> 00:25:29,552
- Wait, you should put that back on.
- No, no, no, no, no. Turn that off.
516
00:25:29,576 --> 00:25:30,607
- Please, can you turn that off.
- Okay.
517
00:25:30,631 --> 00:25:33,340
- Put your seatbelt back on, please.
- Can you pull over?
518
00:25:33,564 --> 00:25:35,459
- Now, please. Pull over.
- Oh, my God. Are you gonna...
519
00:25:35,483 --> 00:25:36,584
- Okay, I'm pulling over.
- Oh, God!
520
00:25:36,608 --> 00:25:38,887
Okay. Hold on! Hold on!
521
00:25:40,435 --> 00:25:43,153
EVE: Okay. Okay. Oh, God.
522
00:25:43,415 --> 00:25:47,721
- Okay, poor thing.
- [SPITS, GROANS]
523
00:25:47,746 --> 00:25:50,081
- Oh, you poor thing.
- [GROANS]
524
00:25:50,106 --> 00:25:53,356
- Oh, are you okay?
- [GASPS]
525
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:54,552
Ugh.
526
00:25:55,216 --> 00:25:57,372
You have amazing boobs.
527
00:25:58,733 --> 00:26:00,551
- [VOMITS, GROANS]
- Oh.
528
00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:05,305
["THIS FEELING" BY ALABAMA SHAKES PLAYS]
529
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:11,051
♪ I just kept hoping ♪
530
00:26:11,918 --> 00:26:14,748
♪ I just kept hoping ♪
531
00:26:14,773 --> 00:26:17,609
♪ The way would become clear ♪
532
00:26:22,442 --> 00:26:25,283
♪ I spent all this time ♪
533
00:26:26,589 --> 00:26:28,676
♪ Tryna play now ♪
534
00:26:29,234 --> 00:26:31,879
♪ I found my way here ♪
535
00:26:36,892 --> 00:26:40,800
♪ See, I've been having me
a real hard time ♪
536
00:26:40,825 --> 00:26:47,269
♪ But it feels so nice to know
I'm gonna be all right ♪
537
00:26:51,504 --> 00:26:54,925
♪ So, I just kept dreaming ♪
538
00:26:55,509 --> 00:26:58,543
♪ Yeah, I just kept dreaming ♪
539
00:26:58,897 --> 00:27:01,441
♪ It wasn't very hard ♪
540
00:27:06,237 --> 00:27:09,214
♪ I spent all this time ♪
541
00:27:10,168 --> 00:27:12,546
♪ Tryna figure out why ♪
542
00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:16,074
♪ Nobody on my side ♪
543
00:27:20,822 --> 00:27:24,742
♪ See, I've been having me
a real good time ♪
544
00:27:24,767 --> 00:27:31,632
♪ But it feels so nice to know
I'm gonna be all right ♪
545
00:27:33,335 --> 00:27:35,713
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
546
00:27:36,968 --> 00:27:44,671
♪ So, please don't take my feelings ♪
547
00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:50,118
♪ I have found a name ♪
548
00:27:50,143 --> 00:27:51,720
[WOMAN MOANS ON LAPTOP]
549
00:27:51,745 --> 00:27:58,745
♪ So please don't take my feelings ♪
550
00:27:58,955 --> 00:28:05,955
♪ I have found a name ♪
551
00:28:06,572 --> 00:28:09,972
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