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My name is Harris K. Telemacher.
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I live in L.A. and I've
had seven heart attacks, all imagined.
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I was deeply unhappy
but I didn't know it,
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cause I was happy all the time.
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I have a favorite quote about L.A.
by Shakespeare:
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"This other Eden...
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demi-paradise...
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this precious stone...
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set in the silver sea of this earth,
this ground... this Los Angeles.
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Anyway, this is what happened to me,
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and I swear, it's all true.
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"Watch out L.A., it's major gridlock
out there this morning..."
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No, no, no...
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It's the perfect situation! - I can't
be in a parade. I'm in the news.
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- You won't see Dan Rather in a parade.
- 15 seconds to air.
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- What is good about waving at people?
- It's gonna make you beloved.
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Waving is not what I do best. It
looks fake. - That's a great wave!
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Look! I have to maintain my dignity.
People have to believe what I say.
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This is news! This is truth!
...Telemacher with his report.
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Hey, it's time for the
Wac-Wac-Wacky Weekend Weather!
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Let's look at our weather map.
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There's a low
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coming in over Pasedna...
that's Pasadena, here,
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no, there...
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There were clouds here but the Council
decided against it, so there's no rain
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in Beverly Hills.
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We'll just have some sun, and snow,
and 72 and snow is what we'll have.
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And now the car phone report.
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Sunspot activity is at a minimum,
so there will be little interference.
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So make that big important call.
You probably won't be disconnected.
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And that's my report.
Gail and Bob.
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Harris, somebody told me
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you have a Ph.D. in Arts and
Humanities. - I do.
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Did you a lotta good.
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Harris, what's wacky?
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What's wacky?
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- What's wacky about your last forecast?
- To me it was wacky.
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- No, not wacky.
- Not wacky?
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That's we bought with you. You do
intellectual stuff. - Intellectual?
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Maybe intellectual for you.
Because of your education.
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- This is an intellectual free zone!
- More wacky...
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More wacky, let me make a note of
that. What was your name again?
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- We're late, aren't we?
- It's only one.
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That's when we should be there.
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I figure if I get here at 12:40,
we'll get there in plenty of time.
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But I don't count on
the 20 minutes of "busyness"
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that goes on after I get here.
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I'm doing 30 minute lips.
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Besides, they can wait.
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You look so ready that I get ready
and I get up and stand by the door,
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and I stand there for 10 minutes
until I realize you aren't ready.
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So, I sit back down.
Then, I think you're ready again.
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But I realize you just gave off
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an illusion of being ready that I
interpreted as not being an illusion.
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I'll be in the car.
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Sitting there at that moment,
I thought of Shakespeare again.
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He said, "Hey, life is pretty stupid.
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Lots of hubbub to keep you busy
but really not amounting to much."
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Of course I'm paraphrasing.
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"Life is a tale told by an idiot,
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full of
sound and fury, signifying nothing."
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You look nice.
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- Like this one better? I could change.
- No, that's all right.
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Who are we having lunch with?
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Friends and friends of friends.
And some of my gift service clients.
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- Frank will be there.
- I just saw Frank.
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He wanted me to be in a parade.
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If it weren't impossible for me
to fire people, I'd get somebody else.
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20 minutes past one...
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Hey, if you sense something
in the air, it's not the smog!
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It's the first day of spring!
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What did he say?
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The first day of spring.
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Shit!
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Open season on the L.A. freeway.
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Look in the glove compartment!
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Is it loaded? - It only has
two bullets. - Then load it!
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- Get over!
- Do bullets go bad?
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No, no, it's not like milk! Hurry!
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- Don't point it at me!
- Sorry.
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You son of a bitch!
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Don't ruin our brunch!
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- Keep low!
- OK!
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You little cocker!
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My hair!
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- Do you have my blue pants?
- I took them to the cleaners.
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I'm not kissing anyone hello!
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Just shake hands. - Are you
kidding? I just washed my hands!
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Cowles, party of ten.
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Yes, you're the first ones to arrive.
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This way, please.
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- Hello!
- Hello! - How you doing?
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I hurt my back playing tennis.
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- We saw them together.
- So, I see this film,
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and I'm gonna give it an 8.
As I'm leaving the parking lot,
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I realize the producer
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got this great space by the entrance,
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and they put me far away in back.
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So I gave it a three.
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Good for you.
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Sheila is studying
the art of conversation.
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You're taking a course
in conversation? - Yes.
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I teach my clients the point system.
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You should never have more than
7 points. Earrings are 2 points.
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Those daisies are 3.
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Before you go out,
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look in the mirror. The first thing
that catches your eye has to go.
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I had this thing in my hair before.
And I pulled it right out.
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- Marilyn Monroe did that.
- Don't get dumped
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in L.A. in New York
you can meet someone on the street.
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Here you have to hit someone in your
car. Some girls speed to meet cops.
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We met on a hit in West Hollywood.
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Loud talkers in restaurants.
I despise them and I want them to die.
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Sara's here.
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Shoot them like dogs.
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I thought you were lost!
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Let me sit you down.
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This is Sara McDowel.
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- Harris, Trudy. - Frank Swan.
- Shawn. - How do you do?
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...Cynthia.
Sara was just in London.
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You must be exhausted.
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It's nothing that some sleep and
a good fuck wouldn't cure,
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as my sister used to say.
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- You have to forgive Sara.
- I'm sorry, it was a
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figure of speech.
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I've been on a plane for 12 hours.
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- What do you give the flight?
- What? - On a scale of 1 to 10.
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An eight.
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What would you like to eat?
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What kind of food do they have?
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California Cuisine!
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And these damn wrong number dialers.
What the hell do we do about them?
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- Sara, what do you do?
- I'm here writing
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about L.A. for the "London Times."
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You've come to the right place.
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- What do you do, Rollie?
- I deal in English paintings.
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- Abstract or Realistic?
- Depends on how you look at them.
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What's this?
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It's an earthquake.
How strong is it, Harris?
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I give it a 4.
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When a business person needs a gift,
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I go and pick something appropriate.
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I gifted the entire
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Sherman law firm last Christmas.
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Sherman, I received something
from them, a stun gun!
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That was me!
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Did you get it monogrammed?
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- She ought to interview Harry Zell.
- Who's Harry Zell?
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- The most powerful agent in town.
- Beyond powerful. The miracle worker.
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He's supposed to be nice.
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He would never stab you in the back.
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Napkin?
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I think I'm a grown-up, but I'm not.
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- I'll have a de-caf coffee.
- De-caf espresso. - Cappuccino.
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- Do you have de-caf coffee ice cream?
- I'll have a de-caf double half caf.
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- I'll have a twist of lemon.
- Me, too. - Me, too. - Me, too.
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I would love to do a make-over on you.
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I hope your nose turns out.
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As far as I'm concerned, there are
three mystical places in the world.
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The desert outside Santa Fe,
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the tree of life
in the Arab emirates of Bahrain,
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and the restaurant
at Sunset and Crescent.
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Because that's
where I first met her and touched her.
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Wasn't that girl, Sara, awful?
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- What's with that accent?
- It's because she's English.
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- Or she's trying to impress everybody.
- Like that big phoney, Churchill.
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- About what you said...
- What?
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- About sleep, and having a boff.
- Listen, if I say that
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sort of thing again,
tie me up and gag me.
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We tried that once,
but you started laughing.
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Leave off alone, there's a dicker.
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You've come all this way.
We really should give it another try.
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But I'm happy the way things are.
I'm getting my life sorted out.
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I'm so passionate about you. Let me
take you for a hot dog on Sunday.
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- Your ticket, please.
- It's the cream thingy, there.
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It's late. I've got to go.
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And she kept her hat on all through
brunch. I'm sure she has bad hair.
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You don't know how unattractive
hate is. - Excuse me!
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Hello!
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- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
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When do people here get up?
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It depends. Why?
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- When can a person start making noise?
- What kind of noise?
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- Like construction?
- No, like deep sustained booms.
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Deep sustained booms...
Around 9 or 9:15.
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Great. Thanks. Bye.
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She's used to driving on the left.
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I'm sorry. I was... I was just
concentrating on... - I know what.
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- Do you like those?
- Yes...
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- Sorry, what?
- Your pants.
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- Shall I mark them for you?
- I don't know. Are these
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- the same price as these others?
- A little more.
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How do I look in these?
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You look... fabulous!
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Okay, mark them.
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You have to stand up straight,
or they won't be right. - OK.
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- Do you like a break in them?
- A little.
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Like that?
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That's fine.
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When's pick-up?
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Just about anytime you want.
Wednesday all right?
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Yeah, fine.
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I'll just slip out of these.
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There are two events in my life
that I consider magical,
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that couldn't
be explained scientifically.
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The first of them was about to happen.
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Hi.
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Ruok?
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Are you okay?
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Oh, "Are you okay?" Yeah, I'm fine.
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What?
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Who are you?
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I can see that.
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I'm being filmed, I know.
I'm being filmed.
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All right.
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Is this a joke or something?
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How am I in trouble?
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So, what do I do?
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What?
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Oh, do it again!
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Well, I'll work on it.
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Bye, bye.
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The sign spoke to me.
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- It said I was in trouble.
- If you talked to a sign, you are.
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- So I'll see you Sunday?
- I got a shower Sunday.
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Yeah, I should take a bath. Monday?
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- Pick me up at 8:30.
- 8:30? No one eats at six anymore?
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Quiet! Quiet! It's me, quiet!
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Will you be quiet!
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I don't need a key.
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Who's daddy?
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An entire block in North Hollywood
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had to be evacuated today,
cause of a shower of tennis balls.
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It seems the cargo...
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Ready.
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- Mom!
- Say name again.
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What a surprise this weekend when
the weather turned unseasonably low.
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Here's our wacky weatherman
with a report.
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When the weather
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dropped down to 58 this weekend,
how did you cope?
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We just shut all the windows.
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And what about your pets?
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The cats were out until around 10:00
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but it got too cold and they came in.
245
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The cats were out until 10:00 but
it got too cold and they came in.
246
00:25:51,420 --> 00:25:53,138
That's how L.A. coped with
247
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that low of 58 that made
the weekend a real weenie shrinker.
248
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Thank you.
249
00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:01,898
And now, the toupee report.
250
00:26:02,340 --> 00:26:06,697
Winds 5 to 10 miles an hour,
gusting to 15 in the late afternoon.
251
00:26:07,380 --> 00:26:09,769
So stay indoors, or wear a hat!
252
00:26:10,460 --> 00:26:11,415
This is Harris K. Telemacher
253
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with the wiggy weekend weather.
254
00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:27,978
Hello, this is Harris.
Please start talking at the beep.
255
00:26:31,980 --> 00:26:33,129
- Hello?
- Hello.
256
00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:38,291
- Is this a person?
- Yes.
257
00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:40,658
- Harris Telemacher?
- Yes.
258
00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:44,892
This is Sara McDowel. We met at lunch?
259
00:26:45,340 --> 00:26:48,298
- Yeah, you're the reporter.
- Journalist.
260
00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:50,696
And you're the weatherman.
261
00:26:51,540 --> 00:26:53,212
- Meteorologist.
- I just got
262
00:26:53,660 --> 00:26:58,017
your number from Trudi Cowles.
I want to interview you for my piece.
263
00:26:59,020 --> 00:27:00,533
English, French, or Italian?
264
00:27:00,980 --> 00:27:04,655
- You speak all those languages?
- No, just English.
265
00:27:08,340 --> 00:27:09,375
Bugger!
266
00:27:09,820 --> 00:27:10,536
Ready.
267
00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:13,738
Dial Mom.
268
00:27:15,580 --> 00:27:19,937
- Domino's Pizza, this is Julian...
- Sorry, sorry...
269
00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:43,739
Want some trail mix? Fruit? Cookies?
270
00:27:44,180 --> 00:27:46,330
How do you stay so thin?
271
00:27:46,780 --> 00:27:49,533
Maybe women burn
fat faster than men.
272
00:27:49,980 --> 00:27:51,333
That's disgusting.
273
00:27:51,780 --> 00:27:55,295
That's my friend,
smart, pretty, and quite a fat burner.
274
00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:57,219
- You're just jealous.
- I don't know.
275
00:27:57,660 --> 00:28:01,255
I couldn't be a woman because
I'd play with my breasts all day.
276
00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:05,659
Where's June? - Upstairs,
recovering from the alcohol.
277
00:28:06,540 --> 00:28:08,132
- Want some juice?
- Sure.
278
00:28:08,580 --> 00:28:10,935
Be my taster, it's a new mixture.
279
00:28:14,620 --> 00:28:15,735
This is Ariel.
280
00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:17,928
Hey, what's up?
281
00:28:20,020 --> 00:28:21,578
That's a job for Supergirl.
282
00:28:22,020 --> 00:28:24,329
It's like licking a shag carpet!
283
00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:26,930
I'll bring it down in an hour.
284
00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:31,729
Can we take your car
so I can leave mine for June. - Sure.
285
00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:37,330
Today will be rough. There's coffee.
286
00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:41,332
- Hey, Harris. God, was I stupid...
- Have some juice.
287
00:28:42,140 --> 00:28:43,289
I'll make you some eggs.
288
00:28:43,740 --> 00:28:47,130
- Can you hold on a sec?
- The Museum is open till five.
289
00:29:39,580 --> 00:29:41,013
I keep busy this way.
290
00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:44,930
I call it performance art,
but Ariel calls it wasting time.
291
00:29:45,780 --> 00:29:47,611
History will decide.
292
00:30:02,780 --> 00:30:05,931
- You're on time.
- I'm late. - You're right on time.
293
00:30:06,380 --> 00:30:08,769
But I had planned on being early.
294
00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:14,094
Don't! Stop! Let me pose at least.
295
00:30:14,780 --> 00:30:16,213
Listen, I had this idea,
296
00:30:16,660 --> 00:30:18,378
- rather than an...
- Hang on.
297
00:30:19,580 --> 00:30:23,334
Rather than do an interview, which
would be fascinating because of the
298
00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:25,133
interesting words I use,
299
00:30:25,580 --> 00:30:27,536
I'd rather show you around town.
300
00:30:27,980 --> 00:30:31,336
You know,
a kind of cultural tour of L.A.
301
00:30:31,780 --> 00:30:33,816
That's the
first fifteen minutes, then what?
302
00:30:34,420 --> 00:30:35,375
A cynic.
303
00:30:35,820 --> 00:30:37,856
- First stop is six blocks.
- Why don't we walk?
304
00:30:38,460 --> 00:30:39,529
Walk?
305
00:30:40,580 --> 00:30:42,138
A walk in L.A.?
306
00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:48,136
Architecture. Some of these buildings
307
00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:50,059
are over 20 years old!
308
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:54,539
This house is Greek revival. The Greek
owner must be revived every day.
309
00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:59,454
Here's a Tudor mansion.
And a four door mansion.
310
00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:04,132
You're nobody in L.A. unless
you live in a house with a big door.
311
00:31:04,660 --> 00:31:06,890
Let's go the Museum of Musicology.
312
00:31:09,060 --> 00:31:10,539
Verdi's baton.
313
00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:14,332
Mozart's quill.
314
00:31:17,780 --> 00:31:19,054
Beethoven's balls.
315
00:31:24,860 --> 00:31:27,772
I'll take you to the graveyard.
Lots of famous people
316
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:32,008
are buried here.
Rocky Marciano, Benny Goodman, and
317
00:31:32,460 --> 00:31:33,734
William Shakespeare.
318
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:35,934
I think he wrote "Hamlet" Part 8
319
00:31:36,380 --> 00:31:37,733
"The Revenge," here.
320
00:31:53,860 --> 00:31:54,849
Whose grave is this?
321
00:31:55,300 --> 00:31:56,335
- Mine.
- No,
322
00:31:56,780 --> 00:31:58,532
who'll be buried here? His name?
323
00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:00,891
- It's not a he.
- OK, she.
324
00:32:01,340 --> 00:32:02,568
Not a woman either.
325
00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:07,098
Used to be a woman, now she's dead.
326
00:32:07,940 --> 00:32:09,168
A funny gravedigger.
327
00:32:09,620 --> 00:32:12,418
Wanna know how long it takes
a body to rot? - Boy, do we!
328
00:32:12,860 --> 00:32:15,055
Well, if they're not already
329
00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:18,970
rotten, 8 or 9 years.
The Beverly Hills women can last 12.
330
00:32:19,420 --> 00:32:24,778
How come? - Their skin is so tanned.
It's all stretched and polished up.
331
00:32:25,220 --> 00:32:28,895
That'll keep the water out,
and water's what ruins a dead body.
332
00:32:29,340 --> 00:32:33,458
And they have them extra parts.
That stuff's not biodegradable.
333
00:32:36,060 --> 00:32:38,290
This bloke's been here 35 years.
334
00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:39,729
Who was he?
335
00:32:40,180 --> 00:32:41,579
The magician, Blunderman.
336
00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:44,011
Not so great now, is he?
337
00:32:48,540 --> 00:32:50,132
I knew him.
338
00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:53,899
He was funny. He taught me magic.
339
00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:59,495
- A fellow of infinite jest...
- Yeah. - That's it.
340
00:32:59,940 --> 00:33:02,215
He hath borne me
on his back a thousand times.
341
00:33:02,660 --> 00:33:04,378
She knows, she's got it.
342
00:33:04,820 --> 00:33:06,458
Where be your gibes now?
343
00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:10,857
Your merriment
that would set the table on a roar?
344
00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:18,976
Interesting people usually make me
feel like I have to be interesting.
345
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:20,899
Am I interesting?
346
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:25,254
When I'm around you,
I find myself showing off,
347
00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:28,339
which is the
idiot's version of being interesting.
348
00:33:30,220 --> 00:33:32,051
Are you seeing anyone now?
349
00:33:35,620 --> 00:33:38,009
- Yeah.
- Me, too. So that's sort of out.
350
00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:41,091
Can I have your friend's head back?
351
00:33:41,540 --> 00:33:42,893
Sure. Sorry.
352
00:33:45,660 --> 00:33:48,049
- I should get to work.
- Me, too.
353
00:33:52,020 --> 00:33:55,854
Come back, they all do! Don't they?
354
00:33:56,820 --> 00:34:01,336
What a weekend! We have sun, earth,
and atmosphere, so we have weather!
355
00:34:01,780 --> 00:34:05,136
Not weather, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun!
356
00:34:05,580 --> 00:34:06,854
It will...
357
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:09,411
My watch! Turn off the magnet!
358
00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:12,331
I've got it!
359
00:34:14,460 --> 00:34:16,690
Okay... Turn off the magnet!
360
00:34:17,980 --> 00:34:19,493
Now, the financial report.
361
00:34:19,940 --> 00:34:23,330
'89 Mercedes
up 400 dollars at 28,640...
362
00:34:23,780 --> 00:34:27,932
used '88 Mercedes,
unchanged at 26, 100 dollars.
363
00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:30,339
And... cut.
364
00:34:32,140 --> 00:34:33,892
OK, let's see what we've got.
365
00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:37,776
- You'll run that on Saturday?
- Pre-taping the weather?
366
00:34:38,220 --> 00:34:41,735
Coming in on weekends is tough.
My busy weekend schedule.
367
00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:44,296
It's L. A, what's gonna change?
368
00:34:59,420 --> 00:35:03,379
There are two reasons
for the detour I was embarking on.
369
00:35:03,860 --> 00:35:04,975
See you tomorrow!
370
00:35:08,420 --> 00:35:10,536
- Are you closed?
- Yeah, sorry.
371
00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:13,531
First, I believed the relationship
372
00:35:13,980 --> 00:35:15,732
with Sara was impossible.
373
00:35:18,580 --> 00:35:22,937
The second reason was,
I was a big dumb male.
374
00:35:24,460 --> 00:35:26,132
I came to pick up pants.
375
00:35:27,260 --> 00:35:29,535
You sold me some pants and a tie.
376
00:35:29,980 --> 00:35:32,938
- I remember. You wanna pick them up?
- Yeah.
377
00:35:33,780 --> 00:35:38,615
I can get them. - I wouldn't have to
come back. - That wouldn't be so bad.
378
00:35:39,060 --> 00:35:40,288
I don't have my ticket.
379
00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:44,289
I remember what they look like.
I'll be right back.
380
00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:45,809
I'm getting all wet.
381
00:35:46,260 --> 00:35:47,773
I'll be right back.
382
00:35:56,540 --> 00:36:00,931
They're not ready yet.
We'll call you. What's the number?
383
00:36:01,380 --> 00:36:02,938
I'll write it.
384
00:36:06,140 --> 00:36:07,334
You got paper?
385
00:36:18,940 --> 00:36:21,408
OK, we'll call you when they're ready.
386
00:36:59,740 --> 00:37:01,378
Expecting a call?
387
00:37:09,980 --> 00:37:12,130
- Were you shocked?
- Shocked but glad.
388
00:37:12,580 --> 00:37:16,334
I could tell you wanted my number,
so I just asked for yours.
389
00:37:16,780 --> 00:37:19,169
I didn't know, until it was too late.
390
00:37:19,620 --> 00:37:22,737
I went to this psychic once,
391
00:37:23,180 --> 00:37:26,934
and he told me I had
this special fifth sense about things.
392
00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:28,859
About guys?
393
00:37:29,300 --> 00:37:32,497
- Any guy would want your number.
- That's sweet.
394
00:37:32,940 --> 00:37:34,055
Weather guy!
395
00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:35,933
How you doing?
396
00:37:36,980 --> 00:37:38,652
I'm nervous here.
397
00:37:39,100 --> 00:37:41,056
You're not doing anything wrong.
398
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:45,739
- You must have a boyfriend?
- He doesn't care. He can't care.
399
00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:49,729
He gave me this big speech,
how even though we live together,
400
00:37:50,380 --> 00:37:51,335
we should be able
401
00:37:51,780 --> 00:37:54,135
to see other people. I said OK, but
402
00:37:54,860 --> 00:37:56,452
it backfires on him sometimes.
403
00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:58,049
Where is he now?
404
00:37:58,900 --> 00:38:00,379
He's at the bar.
405
00:38:00,940 --> 00:38:01,850
What?
406
00:38:02,460 --> 00:38:04,018
This was his idea.
407
00:38:04,460 --> 00:38:05,575
This is him!
408
00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:12,928
Do you want my number?
409
00:38:13,700 --> 00:38:16,931
No, no! That would be a disaster.
Then I might call you.
410
00:38:17,380 --> 00:38:21,339
- It's 5-5-5-2-3-1-2. Say it back!
- No, I don't want to know it.
411
00:38:21,780 --> 00:38:24,931
- 5-5-5-2...
- Stop it! You'll make me memorize it!
412
00:38:25,380 --> 00:38:27,052
5-5-5...
413
00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:30,936
- 2-3-1-2.
- Geez, now I know it. 5-5-5...
414
00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:32,733
2-3-1-2.
415
00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:36,369
Your name again?
416
00:38:38,980 --> 00:38:41,733
It's nice
but everybody has weird names now,
417
00:38:42,180 --> 00:38:46,059
like Tiffany with p-h-i,
and instead of Nancy it's Nanceen.
418
00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:49,856
- Big S and D, two E's, second one big.
- What?
419
00:38:50,300 --> 00:38:52,575
S-a-n-D-e-E. And a star at the end.
420
00:39:32,060 --> 00:39:33,971
I called you when I got out of class.
421
00:39:34,420 --> 00:39:37,457
- What class are you taking?
- For spokesmodeling.
422
00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:40,209
- What is a spokesmodel?
- Just a model
423
00:39:40,660 --> 00:39:44,938
who speaks, and she
points at things like merchandise,
424
00:39:45,380 --> 00:39:50,010
like a car or washer and dryer,
or a book or fine art prints.
425
00:39:50,460 --> 00:39:53,691
- They have classes for that?
- It's harder than it looks.
426
00:39:54,140 --> 00:39:57,769
- I'll be your robber today.
- How are you? - How long is class?
427
00:39:58,220 --> 00:40:00,939
- About three hours.
- What made you want to do that?
428
00:40:01,380 --> 00:40:02,938
Well, I always like pointing.
429
00:40:04,740 --> 00:40:07,937
- So, why won't you sleep with me?
- With my ex-husband?
430
00:40:08,380 --> 00:40:09,654
It happens all the time.
431
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:13,331
- It might be just like it was.
- That would be terrible.
432
00:40:14,860 --> 00:40:18,933
- Come on, we're a perfect match.
- Because our mothers hunt together?
433
00:40:19,380 --> 00:40:22,338
For God's sake,
your mother shot my mother!
434
00:40:22,980 --> 00:40:24,936
Someone fell, it was an accident.
435
00:40:25,380 --> 00:40:26,859
You're the only normal one,
436
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:28,733
and you're barely hanging on.
437
00:40:29,180 --> 00:40:31,933
Remember when your mom found out
whose dog was crapping in front of
438
00:40:32,380 --> 00:40:35,656
your house and she put their name
on paper in the center of the pile?
439
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:39,615
These are not things grown-ups do!
I'm the only sane thing in your life.
440
00:40:40,460 --> 00:40:43,054
- Yes, possibly.
- I want you back.
441
00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:46,936
I'll cook and sew for you.
Just give me one weekend.
442
00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:49,536
We can see how it is.
443
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:51,933
Will you come?
444
00:40:53,820 --> 00:40:58,575
I went roller skating once
at the Brooklyn Rollerdome.
445
00:40:59,220 --> 00:41:02,929
It was awful.
I was completely out of control.
446
00:41:03,380 --> 00:41:09,250
I went slamming into this 8-foot tall
black guy in a green satin jump suit.
447
00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:13,131
I said, "I'm sorry, could you
help me?" And he looked at me
448
00:41:13,580 --> 00:41:18,734
with stoned eyes and said: "Let your
mind go and your body will follow."
449
00:41:27,940 --> 00:41:30,135
Well, how was that?
450
00:41:31,020 --> 00:41:33,136
It was very nice, thanks.
451
00:41:36,620 --> 00:41:41,136
I hope I wasn't too young in my
thinking for you. - What? - Joke.
452
00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:46,531
- I don't pressure you, do I?
- No. I don't pressure you, do I?
453
00:41:46,980 --> 00:41:49,733
- No, there shouldn't be any.
- Tell me if I do.
454
00:41:50,180 --> 00:41:52,136
OK, and you tell me if I do.
455
00:41:55,380 --> 00:41:57,132
You ever had a high colonic?
456
00:41:57,580 --> 00:41:59,536
- Pardon me?
- A high colonic.
457
00:42:00,580 --> 00:42:02,536
- You mean an enema?
- Yeah.
458
00:42:03,860 --> 00:42:05,339
Is this a joke?
459
00:42:05,780 --> 00:42:09,898
They're great. They purify you.
They do it in a place in Santa Monica.
460
00:42:10,580 --> 00:42:11,729
They're great.
461
00:42:13,620 --> 00:42:15,929
- Is this where you live?
- Yeah, here.
462
00:42:18,220 --> 00:42:19,938
It's really groovy.
463
00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:23,255
Well...
464
00:42:24,060 --> 00:42:25,095
Good night.
465
00:42:25,580 --> 00:42:26,729
Good night.
466
00:42:53,700 --> 00:42:56,737
- Take me off that speaker-phone!
- Relax.
467
00:42:58,180 --> 00:43:00,978
- It's just a modern day device.
- I have to see you.
468
00:43:01,420 --> 00:43:02,933
- You were out last night?
- Yeah.
469
00:43:03,380 --> 00:43:06,736
- There was no shower?
- I didn't go at the last minute.
470
00:43:07,580 --> 00:43:12,529
Having sex with my agent. I told you
a thousand... - How did you know?
471
00:43:13,740 --> 00:43:17,210
I was right? I was right?
472
00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:23,130
I was making a bad joke.
My agent, Frank?
473
00:43:23,740 --> 00:43:25,332
And this is how I find out?
474
00:43:25,780 --> 00:43:29,819
- You tell me?
- We just decided I should tell you.
475
00:43:30,820 --> 00:43:34,176
- I thought he only took ten percent.
- We were here.
476
00:43:34,700 --> 00:43:37,931
- Then...
- After he made love to you, what?
477
00:43:38,380 --> 00:43:39,938
We went to the Hard Rock Café.
478
00:43:40,380 --> 00:43:41,529
What time?
479
00:43:42,300 --> 00:43:44,131
I don't know... 11:00 or 11:30.
480
00:43:45,340 --> 00:43:48,252
I felt I had to tell you
in case anyone saw us there.
481
00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:50,539
It was a dumb thing to do.
482
00:43:50,980 --> 00:43:52,254
How long has this gone on?
483
00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:56,731
- Three years.
- Three years! - I'm sorry.
484
00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:59,730
This has gone on since the 80s?
485
00:44:04,980 --> 00:44:08,290
I'm sorry.
I just can't be here right now.
486
00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:26,655
I'm out of my relationship,
I'm out of the agency!
487
00:44:27,100 --> 00:44:29,375
And I only looked
like a fool for 3 years!
488
00:44:30,420 --> 00:44:32,172
Now, if I could get out of weather.
489
00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:37,218
Will you stop predicting things!
490
00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:40,739
Have you always been a freeway sign?
491
00:44:41,180 --> 00:44:44,729
Or did you start as a stop sign
and work your way up from there?
492
00:44:45,460 --> 00:44:48,179
I BELIEVE I USED TO BE A BAGPIPE
493
00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:51,289
Oh, alright.
494
00:44:58,740 --> 00:45:02,369
Would you stop predicting then?
495
00:45:02,820 --> 00:45:04,538
Yes.
496
00:45:10,580 --> 00:45:11,854
So I pre-tape the weather
497
00:45:12,300 --> 00:45:13,733
and some sailors lost their boats.
498
00:45:14,180 --> 00:45:16,933
Big deal! Besides, what kind of
499
00:45:17,380 --> 00:45:21,817
asshole sailor would trust the
wacky weatherman anyway? - This one.
500
00:45:22,260 --> 00:45:23,613
- You lost your boat?
- Yes.
501
00:45:24,060 --> 00:45:25,175
You're fired.
502
00:45:25,620 --> 00:45:27,338
I never want to see you.
503
00:45:30,180 --> 00:45:33,411
I said I never want to see you.
You're fired.
504
00:45:39,180 --> 00:45:41,740
The weather
will change your life, twice.
505
00:45:43,260 --> 00:45:44,739
That's once.
506
00:45:46,580 --> 00:45:49,936
You and Trudy broke up?
I knew your relationship was a "two."
507
00:45:53,940 --> 00:45:56,135
If love is ruining your day,
508
00:45:56,580 --> 00:45:59,492
it's always good to
ruin your best friend's day, too.
509
00:46:02,580 --> 00:46:07,938
Trudi wasn't for me. The only fun
we had was sex and watching TV.
510
00:46:08,580 --> 00:46:10,889
- Good turn.
- I hate to say this,
511
00:46:11,340 --> 00:46:13,012
but if sex and watching
512
00:46:13,460 --> 00:46:17,453
- TV are fun, you really got something.
- What happened to my plant?
513
00:46:19,780 --> 00:46:21,691
Is anybody else out there?
514
00:46:22,140 --> 00:46:25,257
- There is, but it's impossible.
- Does she like you?
515
00:46:27,380 --> 00:46:28,733
I don't know.
516
00:46:29,180 --> 00:46:31,216
Just call this Sandy girl.
517
00:46:31,660 --> 00:46:33,412
At least you could take her out.
518
00:46:38,140 --> 00:46:40,096
Thanks a lot, it was great!
519
00:46:45,380 --> 00:46:46,893
What do you think?
520
00:46:47,540 --> 00:46:51,499
- I think it was a total washout.
- It really clears out your head.
521
00:46:51,940 --> 00:46:55,728
Head? You should go back in there
and tell them they're doing it wrong.
522
00:46:57,740 --> 00:46:59,731
It was a great lunch and enema.
523
00:47:01,060 --> 00:47:03,733
- You gonna see me again?
- Sure, if you want to.
524
00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:06,889
- When?
- Friday. Friday okay?
525
00:47:07,780 --> 00:47:09,657
- Yeah.
- Where do you wanna go?
526
00:47:10,180 --> 00:47:12,535
There's this new restaurant...
527
00:47:13,980 --> 00:47:18,132
..."L'idiot." - I've heard of that.
"L'idiot," you and me on Friday.
528
00:47:19,660 --> 00:47:20,775
Hello, "L'idiot..."
529
00:47:21,220 --> 00:47:23,131
Reservation for two for Friday.
530
00:47:26,340 --> 00:47:27,329
Saturday?
531
00:47:30,500 --> 00:47:33,139
Sunday? Good... 8:30?
532
00:47:34,420 --> 00:47:36,138
5:30 or 10:30?
533
00:47:37,580 --> 00:47:38,535
Um, 5:30.
534
00:47:39,700 --> 00:47:40,735
Visa.
535
00:47:41,820 --> 00:47:43,856
I'm a weatherman.
536
00:47:44,300 --> 00:47:45,733
Yes, I'm on TV.
537
00:47:47,140 --> 00:47:48,334
Renting.
538
00:47:48,980 --> 00:47:50,891
I just sold a condo!
539
00:47:51,340 --> 00:47:53,331
Yes, in this soft market!
540
00:47:54,780 --> 00:47:56,736
That's none of your business.
541
00:47:57,780 --> 00:47:59,736
In the low fifties.
542
00:48:01,180 --> 00:48:02,738
I can meet you at 3:00.
543
00:48:04,900 --> 00:48:06,652
I have Visa and Mastercard.
544
00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:09,136
They all have both.
545
00:48:09,580 --> 00:48:13,334
Mr. Pardeau is looking for
more than a promise to pay.
546
00:48:13,780 --> 00:48:16,453
He's looking for a kind of depth
547
00:48:16,900 --> 00:48:18,697
in your financial sea.
548
00:48:19,860 --> 00:48:23,057
Let's make this easier.
Suppose you get
549
00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:25,775
the reservation and suppose
550
00:48:26,220 --> 00:48:28,688
you come down and we honor it.
551
00:48:30,620 --> 00:48:32,929
What might you order?
552
00:48:37,620 --> 00:48:39,258
I might like the duck.
553
00:48:39,700 --> 00:48:41,770
- You can't.
- You can't.
554
00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:45,849
Why? - With this financial statement,
you think you can have the duck?
555
00:48:48,660 --> 00:48:50,537
Where do you summer?
556
00:48:51,300 --> 00:48:52,255
Excuse me?
557
00:48:52,700 --> 00:48:55,453
Where do you spend your summers?
558
00:48:57,780 --> 00:48:58,735
Here.
559
00:48:59,580 --> 00:49:02,048
- The chicken.
- You can have the chicken.
560
00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:04,331
What about my date?
561
00:49:04,780 --> 00:49:07,419
You can urge her in one direction.
562
00:49:09,020 --> 00:49:14,140
Either we go there and she orders
what she wants or let's forget it.
563
00:49:20,860 --> 00:49:22,054
Alright.
564
00:49:22,500 --> 00:49:24,013
I like a little gamble.
565
00:49:24,460 --> 00:49:25,859
We can take you...
566
00:49:28,020 --> 00:49:29,248
in eight weeks.
567
00:49:30,420 --> 00:49:32,980
Sandy,
I heard bad things about "L'idiot".
568
00:49:33,420 --> 00:49:38,335
And I went down there and the chef
had a big open sore on his lip.
569
00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:42,651
I know, I know, I did.
I'm really sorry.
570
00:49:43,380 --> 00:49:47,692
What if we went away for the weekend,
like Santa Barbara?
571
00:49:50,300 --> 00:49:52,860
Roland thinks
L.A. is for the braindead.
572
00:49:53,300 --> 00:49:56,656
He says if the sprinklers stopped
you'd have a desert.
573
00:49:57,100 --> 00:49:58,533
But I think...
574
00:49:59,340 --> 00:50:01,934
I don't know.
It's not what I expected.
575
00:50:02,860 --> 00:50:07,092
It's where they've taken the desert
and turned it into their dreams.
576
00:50:14,180 --> 00:50:16,978
I think it's also a place of secrets.
577
00:50:17,420 --> 00:50:20,332
Secret houses, lives, pleasures...
578
00:50:20,780 --> 00:50:22,418
And no one is looking
579
00:50:22,860 --> 00:50:25,932
for verification
that what they're doing is OK.
580
00:50:29,780 --> 00:50:31,338
What do you say, Roland?
581
00:50:32,460 --> 00:50:34,576
It's a place for the braindead.
582
00:50:35,300 --> 00:50:37,291
Why do you have to be so snotty?
583
00:50:38,180 --> 00:50:40,330
I think you're being superior.
584
00:50:41,460 --> 00:50:44,258
I've met some
pretty intelligent people here.
585
00:51:01,300 --> 00:51:02,528
I'm sorry...
586
00:51:07,020 --> 00:51:09,534
This is
one of the people I spoke about.
587
00:51:09,980 --> 00:51:12,574
Harris Telemacher, Roland Mackey.
You met at lunch.
588
00:51:13,020 --> 00:51:15,136
- Have you tried the Guggenheim?
- I get that.
589
00:51:15,580 --> 00:51:18,652
- Because it's circular and downhill.
- I got it.
590
00:51:21,020 --> 00:51:24,171
Ariel, this is Roland Mackey
and Sara McDowel.
591
00:51:24,940 --> 00:51:27,579
- I loved your TV bit.
- I loved yours, too.
592
00:51:28,020 --> 00:51:29,578
- But...
- I can...
593
00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:32,580
- Oh I see. - It's a...
- You're very funny.
594
00:51:34,420 --> 00:51:35,773
You have a lot of verve.
595
00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:38,455
Verve?
596
00:51:40,380 --> 00:51:41,813
Want to walk with us?
597
00:51:43,460 --> 00:51:47,135
I like the relationships.
Each character has his own story.
598
00:51:47,580 --> 00:51:51,732
The puppy is a bit too much,
but you have to overlook that.
599
00:51:52,780 --> 00:51:56,853
The way he's holding her,
it's almost... filthy.
600
00:51:57,540 --> 00:52:02,136
He's about to kiss her
and she's pulling away...
601
00:52:02,980 --> 00:52:06,211
The way
his leg is smashed up against her...
602
00:52:07,460 --> 00:52:11,738
Look how he's painted the blouse,
sort of translucent,
603
00:52:12,180 --> 00:52:15,809
you can make out her breast,
and it's sort of touching him...
604
00:52:16,260 --> 00:52:19,377
It's really pretty torrid,
don't you think?
605
00:52:19,980 --> 00:52:24,929
And of course you have the onlookers
peeking out like they're all shocked.
606
00:52:25,660 --> 00:52:27,139
They wish.
607
00:52:28,220 --> 00:52:32,736
I must admit, when I see a painting
like this, I get emotionally...
608
00:52:33,260 --> 00:52:34,295
Erect.
609
00:52:46,180 --> 00:52:51,300
- Those paintings of food got me hungry.
- I could eat some paintings of food.
610
00:52:53,100 --> 00:52:54,328
It was fun.
611
00:52:54,780 --> 00:52:58,534
- It was lovely to meet you.
- Great running into you.
612
00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:04,536
- What were you doing in there?
- That's the girl I like.
613
00:53:05,020 --> 00:53:08,729
- You've really blown it.
- Let's all go out for dinner.
614
00:53:09,940 --> 00:53:15,173
I've heard of meeting accidentally and
going to dinner, but I never did it.
615
00:53:15,900 --> 00:53:18,573
- He loves me. - Everyone does.
- "L'idiot"?
616
00:53:19,020 --> 00:53:22,808
- I've heard of that place.
- We'll never get in, it's impossible.
617
00:53:23,260 --> 00:53:26,138
- There's a phone.
- Suit yourself.
618
00:53:26,700 --> 00:53:30,739
- I can't go. Could they take you home?
- I don't want to impose.
619
00:53:31,180 --> 00:53:34,968
- It's no problem. We got two cars.
- Ariel, are you coming?
620
00:53:35,420 --> 00:53:37,331
- I can't.
- Dinner for three.
621
00:53:37,780 --> 00:53:42,331
- It's all set. How should we do this?
- Why doesn't he come with me?
622
00:53:43,180 --> 00:53:46,013
I know where it is and she doesn't
623
00:53:46,460 --> 00:53:50,738
so I could tell her where it was,
otherwise we'd end up drawing a map,
624
00:53:51,180 --> 00:53:55,298
unless I drove your car
and you went with her...
625
00:53:55,740 --> 00:53:57,731
- Is Roland your boyfriend?
- No, just friends.
626
00:53:58,180 --> 00:54:03,049
That's good. I mean it's fine
that I can drive with you.
627
00:54:06,260 --> 00:54:08,251
Right side! Get on the right side!
628
00:54:12,900 --> 00:54:14,856
I don't think he can hear you.
629
00:54:41,420 --> 00:54:44,696
- Your usual table, Mr. Christopher?
- No, a good one.
630
00:54:45,140 --> 00:54:46,459
That is impossible.
631
00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:49,577
- Part of the new cruelty?
- Yes.
632
00:54:50,020 --> 00:54:51,738
Table 253.
633
00:54:53,620 --> 00:54:54,769
What do you want?
634
00:54:55,220 --> 00:54:56,699
Want our specials?
635
00:54:57,140 --> 00:55:01,053
I'm gonna tell you
what we got to eat,
636
00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:05,539
we got primavera pasta,
and six different kinds of meat!
637
00:55:07,020 --> 00:55:08,772
Wow, I'm done already.
638
00:55:10,300 --> 00:55:12,530
"We got spicy guacamole
639
00:55:12,980 --> 00:55:14,538
and brie quesadilla,
640
00:55:14,980 --> 00:55:18,575
we got goat cheese pizza
on a blue corn tortilla..."
641
00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:20,453
Floss?
642
00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:23,368
- I'll have floss.
- Diet or regular? - Regular.
643
00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:27,369
"We got hot bread,
milk-fed veal and new potatoes,
644
00:55:27,820 --> 00:55:29,572
we got a hundred different ways
645
00:55:30,020 --> 00:55:32,659
to cook a couple of tomatoes."
646
00:55:38,620 --> 00:55:40,975
- I'll take you home.
- What?
647
00:55:41,620 --> 00:55:44,692
- I live near you. I'll take you.
- The cars are here.
648
00:55:45,140 --> 00:55:48,132
- I can take him. He lives near me.
- Are you sure?
649
00:55:48,580 --> 00:55:52,732
- Yeah, no problem.
- That's good, I live in the valley.
650
00:55:54,620 --> 00:55:59,740
I should take a cab. The drive over
was a bit risky. - C'mon, get in.
651
00:56:01,220 --> 00:56:03,734
Promise me you'll see
me this weekend?
652
00:56:05,820 --> 00:56:07,412
I will. I promise.
653
00:56:09,300 --> 00:56:10,528
See you at the weekend.
654
00:56:15,980 --> 00:56:17,333
Right side!
655
00:56:32,740 --> 00:56:34,810
- It was fun.
- Yes, it was.
656
00:56:36,860 --> 00:56:38,179
I like Roland.
657
00:56:38,620 --> 00:56:42,329
- Yes, he's nice, isn't he?
- Yeah, it's interesting that you
658
00:56:42,780 --> 00:56:44,418
can have a relationship
659
00:56:44,860 --> 00:56:46,418
that's more friendly
660
00:56:46,860 --> 00:56:48,293
than sexual.
661
00:56:51,660 --> 00:56:54,049
So... Good night.
662
00:57:07,780 --> 00:57:09,213
Car's rolling!
663
00:57:09,780 --> 00:57:11,930
- It's locked!
- It's locked here, too!
664
00:57:12,380 --> 00:57:17,659
- Where are the keys? - In the ignition.
- How did the car get locked?
665
00:57:18,100 --> 00:57:21,331
- I didn't lock it!
- We gotta stop it from rolling.
666
00:57:21,780 --> 00:57:25,534
- Are we on a hill?
- Yeah, but it's sloped the other way!
667
00:57:25,980 --> 00:57:28,210
- I got it!
- I got it!
668
00:57:39,980 --> 00:57:42,574
I think I know what this is.
669
00:57:43,620 --> 00:57:45,133
- Get in!
- What?
670
00:57:45,620 --> 00:57:48,737
It's alright.
You can trust me. Go ahead, get in!
671
00:57:53,020 --> 00:57:55,932
It's alright. Stay in!
672
00:57:59,180 --> 00:58:01,455
I think we're fine. Don't paw me!
673
00:58:02,780 --> 00:58:06,534
Get over here!
Let me not drive! - Why?
674
00:58:19,220 --> 00:58:21,370
This is the sign I told you about.
675
00:58:21,820 --> 00:58:23,538
What is it?
676
00:58:24,020 --> 00:58:26,090
I think I figured out the car.
677
00:58:26,780 --> 00:58:29,692
I read an article in the Times...
678
00:58:40,780 --> 00:58:42,213
...electrical currents...
679
00:58:59,980 --> 00:59:02,130
My head hurts.
680
00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:05,856
I think I should go.
681
00:59:17,700 --> 00:59:19,531
Do you want to come in?
682
00:59:20,820 --> 00:59:22,014
Why?
683
00:59:22,700 --> 00:59:26,579
Yeah... sorry.
We're moving too fast.
684
00:59:28,980 --> 00:59:32,211
- But we should see each other again.
- Yes.
685
00:59:33,460 --> 00:59:34,939
I suppose.
686
00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:40,534
- What's today?
- Thursday.
687
00:59:42,180 --> 00:59:43,533
The weekend?
688
00:59:46,140 --> 00:59:50,133
I'm supposed to see my ex
this weekend. I'm sorry.
689
00:59:51,020 --> 00:59:53,375
I promised. It's a deal.
690
00:59:53,820 --> 00:59:56,937
I've got a few things to do, also.
691
00:59:58,260 --> 00:59:59,454
My mother
692
01:00:00,220 --> 01:00:02,176
has a bridge luncheon...
693
01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:06,855
I'm supposed to go
to a fund-raising dinner tomorrow.
694
01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:08,858
It's formal, you know...
695
01:00:09,300 --> 01:00:11,530
but I thought to take you would be...
696
01:00:12,860 --> 01:00:14,009
fantastic.
697
01:00:14,460 --> 01:00:17,213
Not a date, just a do.
Are you interested?
698
01:00:18,020 --> 01:00:20,250
- Alright.
- Alright? - Yes.
699
01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:22,691
So I'll take that as a "yes."
700
01:00:27,620 --> 01:00:31,499
It's wonderful you see your mother.
That reminds me, I should call mine.
701
01:00:32,020 --> 01:00:35,729
Yeah, you got your ex,
and I got that whole bridge thing.
702
01:00:48,100 --> 01:00:50,933
- Hello... Mom?
- Hello, darling. How are you?
703
01:00:51,380 --> 01:00:52,176
I'm fine.
704
01:00:52,620 --> 01:00:54,850
- Are you busy?
- I'm making 56
705
01:00:55,300 --> 01:00:57,939
- papier-mâché hats.
- Do you want to play?
706
01:00:58,380 --> 01:01:00,735
Always, darling. The usual?
707
01:01:41,260 --> 01:01:43,330
- Night-night, mom.
- Night, darling.
708
01:02:38,900 --> 01:02:40,731
- You play the tuba?
- No.
709
01:02:41,660 --> 01:02:45,335
I used to. But not now.
I mean, I was before you arrived.
710
01:02:45,780 --> 01:02:47,133
I did.
711
01:02:47,900 --> 01:02:49,333
I forgot something.
712
01:02:53,660 --> 01:02:54,729
Ready.
713
01:02:55,980 --> 01:02:59,529
- Are you alright?
- Yeah, I'm just going out too much.
714
01:03:00,540 --> 01:03:04,897
When you go out too much,
you feel like you never stay home.
715
01:03:05,340 --> 01:03:08,298
- Are you upset about last night?
- No, I understand.
716
01:03:08,740 --> 01:03:11,538
My car rolled,
then your tongue was in my mouth.
717
01:03:11,980 --> 01:03:16,371
That was a lozenge. - My mouth
shouldn't accept lozenges right now.
718
01:03:18,580 --> 01:03:21,333
You're passionate.
You just keep denying it.
719
01:03:21,780 --> 01:03:24,010
Just relax and give in to it.
720
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:26,138
- You don't.
- What?
721
01:03:26,580 --> 01:03:30,334
I can hardly contain myself
when I'm around you. I go crazy
722
01:03:30,780 --> 01:03:32,736
- when I see you.
- That's the trouble.
723
01:03:33,180 --> 01:03:36,172
You're rollerskating, amusing
yourself, your friends, and me.
724
01:03:36,620 --> 01:03:38,929
- It's just a lot of noise.
- What?
725
01:03:39,380 --> 01:03:44,056
I mean, we all try to prevent
getting hurt. That's how you do it.
726
01:03:44,500 --> 01:03:45,899
Should we just forget it then?
727
01:03:46,340 --> 01:03:49,013
- If that's what you want, fine.
- Fine.
728
01:03:49,460 --> 01:03:52,179
- Full service or self service?
- Full, Tony.
729
01:04:09,420 --> 01:04:11,012
And I knew
730
01:04:11,460 --> 01:04:17,376
it was a great project.
If the city were willing
731
01:04:17,820 --> 01:04:21,608
to partially finance
my private museum. It would be
732
01:04:23,140 --> 01:04:28,419
a great bonus for the people.
And so...
733
01:04:28,860 --> 01:04:29,895
I met with Ron.
734
01:04:31,940 --> 01:04:32,895
Ron...
735
01:04:34,180 --> 01:04:35,932
I toast you.
736
01:04:36,380 --> 01:04:37,813
Are you alright?
737
01:04:38,380 --> 01:04:40,336
I just feel a little dizzy.
738
01:04:41,780 --> 01:04:44,135
I should get some air, I'm nauseous.
739
01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:48,092
I'll take him out.
740
01:04:50,860 --> 01:04:53,738
And Ron felt like I did.
741
01:04:55,180 --> 01:04:57,819
- What's the matter?
- I don't know.
742
01:04:58,260 --> 01:05:01,935
Something in my stomach
or my head or my heart or...
743
01:05:02,380 --> 01:05:03,938
Can I do anything?
744
01:05:07,220 --> 01:05:09,688
I can't, this is how Mummy met Daddy.
745
01:05:11,020 --> 01:05:13,375
Let your mind go
and your will follow.
746
01:05:31,500 --> 01:05:37,211
And now let us all move forward
with great enthusiasm
747
01:05:37,660 --> 01:05:41,050
to build the greatest
private museum in the world.
748
01:05:48,220 --> 01:05:51,496
- Are you feeling any better?
- Much better, thanks.
749
01:05:51,940 --> 01:05:53,134
Yes, thanks.
750
01:06:02,380 --> 01:06:06,134
We didn't know what to say
so we wandered down Melrose
751
01:06:06,580 --> 01:06:10,937
and had the kind of small talk
necessary to cover what had happened.
752
01:06:11,380 --> 01:06:14,531
The station wants to try serious news
753
01:06:14,980 --> 01:06:18,211
with me as the anchor.
No laughing or chit-chatting.
754
01:06:19,380 --> 01:06:22,895
So there I was
jabbering about my new job,
755
01:06:23,340 --> 01:06:24,739
about anything at all.
756
01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:27,092
But all I thought was:
757
01:06:27,620 --> 01:06:31,454
Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful...
758
01:07:55,620 --> 01:07:58,737
Who wrote the "Tonight Show" theme?
759
01:08:01,820 --> 01:08:03,333
Where will we stay?
760
01:08:05,500 --> 01:08:08,617
Don't bounce. I came to tell you
761
01:08:09,060 --> 01:08:11,016
that I can't go away with you.
762
01:08:14,700 --> 01:08:17,214
I've been seeing someone, and it
763
01:08:17,660 --> 01:08:20,128
wouldn't be good to go away with you.
764
01:08:20,580 --> 01:08:22,138
I'm really sorry.
765
01:08:23,980 --> 01:08:26,335
So, you're seeing her this weekend?
766
01:08:26,780 --> 01:08:31,535
No, she's got this obligation
to her ex, to see if it can work.
767
01:08:32,220 --> 01:08:34,131
- She's seeing someone else?
- Yes.
768
01:08:34,580 --> 01:08:36,332
She's going away with him.
769
01:08:38,020 --> 01:08:39,931
Share how that makes you feel.
770
01:08:40,380 --> 01:08:43,338
Share? Share? It drives me crazy!
771
01:08:43,780 --> 01:08:46,852
I mean, especially since
I've been working out!
772
01:08:47,300 --> 01:08:49,097
Look at the effort I put in!
773
01:08:49,540 --> 01:08:54,056
But it's fair, since she had
this obligation before we even met.
774
01:08:54,500 --> 01:08:58,937
But you had this obligation.
Why should you suffer all weekend?
775
01:09:00,820 --> 01:09:02,538
- No.
- Go away with me.
776
01:09:02,980 --> 01:09:06,575
I can't. I would just be
using you to get even with her.
777
01:09:07,020 --> 01:09:08,578
- I don't mind.
- Let's go.
778
01:09:11,660 --> 01:09:14,128
We should be there
in an hour and half.
779
01:09:14,580 --> 01:09:18,698
- I booked at the "El pollo del mar."
- Beautiful. Wave to Jack! Bye.
780
01:09:19,900 --> 01:09:22,892
A million stars! And the beach...
781
01:09:23,340 --> 01:09:26,537
- I want to spin on the beach.
- They have a special beach for that.
782
01:09:26,980 --> 01:09:32,737
- And I don't think we should make love.
- OK, we'll just have sex.
783
01:09:36,660 --> 01:09:41,131
- What was Sam Spade's partner's name?
- Archer.
784
01:09:42,900 --> 01:09:45,414
We might meet people at the Ysidero,
785
01:09:45,860 --> 01:09:47,737
I put us in the "El pollo del mar."
786
01:09:49,740 --> 01:09:51,139
I'm really excited!
787
01:09:55,060 --> 01:09:56,334
Me too.
788
01:10:01,940 --> 01:10:04,374
Who knew Groucho's secret word?
789
01:10:05,740 --> 01:10:08,334
Groucho's secret word...
I give up.
790
01:10:09,380 --> 01:10:13,498
The Duck? - The Duck knew.
Say the word and divide 100 dollars.
791
01:10:13,940 --> 01:10:19,298
When Wittgenstein's house was built,
language philosophy hit the Bauhaus.
792
01:10:19,740 --> 01:10:21,731
I saw the house not long ago.
793
01:10:23,300 --> 01:10:26,895
- Who played "The Beav?"
- Jerry Mathers. - Yes!
794
01:10:27,460 --> 01:10:32,853
"Oh wind, if winter comes, can spring
be far behind?" - Beautiful.
795
01:10:34,220 --> 01:10:38,736
- Who was Howdy Doody's closest friend?
- Buffalo Bob.
796
01:11:04,580 --> 01:11:08,937
- Fantastic! Do they have a pool?
- Yes! Do you have a pool?
797
01:11:11,020 --> 01:11:13,136
I love this place!
798
01:11:59,580 --> 01:12:01,138
This breeze is great!
799
01:12:02,660 --> 01:12:06,050
- It feels great!
- I love hotel sheets, and they feel
800
01:12:07,020 --> 01:12:09,250
so good against your bare skin.
801
01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:11,053
I'll put your bag in here.
802
01:12:11,900 --> 01:12:13,128
Come here first.
803
01:12:23,740 --> 01:12:25,253
Come here again.
804
01:12:37,620 --> 01:12:41,818
- Sandy, your breasts feel weird.
- Oh, that's cause they're real.
805
01:12:46,140 --> 01:12:48,973
Let me get this shoe off. My God!
806
01:12:51,340 --> 01:12:52,739
I should warn you,
807
01:12:53,780 --> 01:12:57,932
I'm old and if I take a while...
My God, I'm young again!
808
01:12:59,860 --> 01:13:03,899
- It's been great to see you again.
- It's nice seeing you, too.
809
01:13:04,340 --> 01:13:05,534
How are you?
810
01:13:07,380 --> 01:13:09,416
Well, I'm confused.
811
01:13:12,260 --> 01:13:15,138
- Hey, listen to this.
- What? - Listen.
812
01:13:25,420 --> 01:13:30,289
- What on earth are they doing?
- Oh God, they're going crazy.
813
01:14:09,060 --> 01:14:13,133
Jack told me he wants
to make our relationship exclusive.
814
01:14:13,580 --> 01:14:15,491
He's not gonna go out anymore?
815
01:14:15,940 --> 01:14:19,330
I don't think
he could ever get a date.
816
01:14:19,780 --> 01:14:22,340
Seeing me go out drove him nuts.
817
01:14:22,780 --> 01:14:23,849
What now?
818
01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:29,533
I don't know. I really like him,
even though he's not so smart.
819
01:14:36,660 --> 01:14:38,139
- Listen.
- What?
820
01:14:39,580 --> 01:14:43,812
- Through the wall.
- What is it? - Somebody's doing it.
821
01:14:44,260 --> 01:14:49,334
How beautiful. - They're really
excited. They must be cheating.
822
01:15:10,900 --> 01:15:14,575
I don't believe it!
Are you staying here? - Yes.
823
01:15:15,020 --> 01:15:19,855
There goes our cover. There are no
secrets anymore. - I think there is.
824
01:15:24,180 --> 01:15:28,059
Roland, this is Sandy.
Sandy, this is Roland, this is Sara.
825
01:15:29,460 --> 01:15:30,973
Where are you headed?
826
01:15:31,580 --> 01:15:33,138
- The restaurant.
- Us, too.
827
01:15:33,580 --> 01:15:36,890
- Why don't you join us?
- That would be neat. - No,
828
01:15:37,340 --> 01:15:41,538
you guys should be alone. - Don't be
silly. We can't do that. Come on.
829
01:15:52,300 --> 01:15:56,737
- What's that clanging sound?
- It's my damn testicles.
830
01:16:10,380 --> 01:16:12,530
- Is it okay to spin here?
- Sure.
831
01:16:15,620 --> 01:16:18,453
Shall I get your sweater?
I'm cold. - Yes, thanks.
832
01:16:18,900 --> 01:16:20,333
I'll run and get it.
833
01:16:21,300 --> 01:16:23,814
- Harris, want to come with me?
- Sure.
834
01:16:25,300 --> 01:16:27,131
Actually, I'll stay here.
835
01:16:28,420 --> 01:16:30,251
Back in a flash!
836
01:16:31,860 --> 01:16:34,693
- You liar!
- I come here thinking
837
01:16:35,140 --> 01:16:39,133
you're with your ex, and you're
really giving it to my best friend!
838
01:16:39,580 --> 01:16:43,778
Your best friend? You've
never even seen him without me!
839
01:16:44,220 --> 01:16:46,051
There's a bond among men!
840
01:16:47,780 --> 01:16:50,578
- Anyway, there's two liars here.
- Roland is my ex!
841
01:16:53,900 --> 01:16:55,538
- Okay, one.
- Hey, watch!
842
01:16:58,620 --> 01:17:01,054
- Great!
- Thank you!
843
01:17:02,580 --> 01:17:04,810
You just broke up with someone?
844
01:17:05,260 --> 01:17:09,617
How do you know that? - When men just
break up with someone, they always
845
01:17:10,060 --> 01:17:13,814
- run around with someone much younger.
- She'll be 27 in 4 years.
846
01:17:15,660 --> 01:17:18,379
I'm with her but only think about you.
847
01:17:18,820 --> 01:17:20,697
Is that why you fucked her today?
848
01:17:21,140 --> 01:17:22,129
Yes!
849
01:17:22,940 --> 01:17:24,896
I know that doesn't make sense.
850
01:17:25,340 --> 01:17:27,934
But you almost broke through our wall!
851
01:17:28,380 --> 01:17:31,895
- You know how that made me feel?
- You didn't even know it was me!
852
01:17:32,660 --> 01:17:35,538
Yeah...
but I projected back when I found out.
853
01:17:36,820 --> 01:17:37,935
Coming!
854
01:17:40,580 --> 01:17:43,538
So close, we're this close to it!
855
01:17:44,140 --> 01:17:45,619
Stay here in L.A.
856
01:17:47,100 --> 01:17:49,056
What? How would it work?
857
01:17:49,620 --> 01:17:53,659
We'd see each other,
take it easy at first and then...
858
01:17:54,660 --> 01:17:56,537
marriage, kids, old age, and death.
859
01:17:57,660 --> 01:17:59,218
What if I were to go?
860
01:18:01,020 --> 01:18:05,889
All I know is, on the day your plane
was to leave, if I had the power,
861
01:18:06,340 --> 01:18:07,932
I would turn the winds around,
862
01:18:08,620 --> 01:18:11,532
roll in the fog,
I would bring in storms,
863
01:18:12,340 --> 01:18:16,538
I would change the polarity of
the earth so compasses couldn't work,
864
01:18:16,980 --> 01:18:19,175
so your plane couldn't take off.
865
01:18:27,380 --> 01:18:29,735
This is everything I didn't want.
866
01:18:30,180 --> 01:18:34,059
Pain... lying... complications.
867
01:18:36,660 --> 01:18:38,457
I'm hot from running now.
868
01:18:39,260 --> 01:18:42,013
- Let's all walk down to the pier.
- Cool.
869
01:18:42,620 --> 01:18:46,613
Do you ever wonder why the water
doesn't fly up into the sky?
870
01:18:51,860 --> 01:18:56,138
Do you want this in the trunk
or up front? - That... up front.
871
01:19:03,660 --> 01:19:06,936
- What's the matter? You OK?
- Oh, sorry... I'm okay.
872
01:19:08,100 --> 01:19:12,412
I've been working on Sara to come
back with me. I'm her ex-husband.
873
01:19:13,060 --> 01:19:15,210
England and America are different.
874
01:19:15,660 --> 01:19:18,493
The English keep civil relations
with their ex's.
875
01:19:18,940 --> 01:19:20,896
The Americans sue them.
876
01:19:25,100 --> 01:19:27,330
She told me today it's not right.
877
01:19:28,420 --> 01:19:31,730
Really? - Evidently,
she's been seeing some American.
878
01:19:32,180 --> 01:19:35,297
- That can happen.
- She's not going with him either.
879
01:19:35,740 --> 01:19:39,130
She's going back to London
as soon as she can.
880
01:19:39,860 --> 01:19:41,134
Pity,
881
01:19:42,380 --> 01:19:44,132
I so wanted this to work out.
882
01:19:44,580 --> 01:19:46,935
I wanted a relationship, you know,
883
01:19:48,260 --> 01:19:49,932
like you and Sandy have.
884
01:19:57,260 --> 01:20:00,332
I've been thinking.
I can be a man worth staying for.
885
01:20:00,780 --> 01:20:04,739
First, I can cry. Usually,
it's when I'm hurt, but it's a start.
886
01:20:05,180 --> 01:20:08,536
I know there's something
that would make you stay!
887
01:20:08,980 --> 01:20:11,289
The right word, attitude, plan...
888
01:20:11,740 --> 01:20:14,493
but these are all tricks!
So let's forego that!
889
01:20:14,940 --> 01:20:18,455
Let's assume that it happened,
that my hand went down
890
01:20:18,900 --> 01:20:21,289
your throat,
grabbed your heart and squoze it!
891
01:20:22,860 --> 01:20:25,215
There comes a time
when it's now or never!
892
01:20:25,660 --> 01:20:28,299
It's now or never! Listen to a poem.
893
01:20:28,740 --> 01:20:32,016
"Oh pointy birds, oh pointy,
pointy, anoint..."
894
01:20:35,500 --> 01:20:39,209
And now, here's
Morris Frost with a cinema review.
895
01:20:40,980 --> 01:20:43,096
The film, "Sliced Up Mommy,"
896
01:20:43,540 --> 01:20:47,135
is an effort to intertwine
the psychological nature of...
897
01:20:48,420 --> 01:20:50,536
I'd like to turn this car in.
898
01:20:50,980 --> 01:20:53,733
And now, the weather report.
899
01:20:54,660 --> 01:20:55,615
Sunny...
900
01:20:56,300 --> 01:20:57,494
72...
901
01:20:58,220 --> 01:20:59,335
That's the weather.
902
01:21:01,660 --> 01:21:05,653
Our next weather report
will be in 4 days. - Thank you.
903
01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:10,134
We'll be right back
after this commercial ad.
904
01:21:15,940 --> 01:21:19,728
Why is it that we don't always
recognize when love begins,
905
01:21:20,620 --> 01:21:23,737
but we always know when it ends?
906
01:21:35,220 --> 01:21:37,051
Final destination is London?
907
01:24:28,540 --> 01:24:30,098
That's twice.
908
01:24:57,020 --> 01:25:01,935
Forget for this moment,
the smog and the cars and the skating
909
01:25:02,540 --> 01:25:03,973
and remember only this:
910
01:25:05,020 --> 01:25:10,333
A kiss may not be the truth,
but it is what we wish were true.
911
01:25:15,540 --> 01:25:20,330
- Wow! That was really something!
- It was fantastic,
912
01:25:20,780 --> 01:25:23,419
- it was...
- It had real class!
913
01:25:23,860 --> 01:25:27,739
Is there anything we can do
to thank you? A gift or anything?
914
01:25:28,180 --> 01:25:29,932
Name it.
915
01:25:30,820 --> 01:25:34,210
Done.
916
01:25:34,660 --> 01:25:36,616
I never figured out the riddle.
917
01:25:42,940 --> 01:25:45,329
"How Daddy is doing."
918
01:25:45,780 --> 01:25:48,613
- It's a riddle too tough for me.
- I know it.
919
01:25:50,020 --> 01:25:51,738
It's an English crossword clue.
920
01:25:52,180 --> 01:25:54,740
See, unscramble means rearrange.
921
01:25:58,060 --> 01:26:00,130
Change the "s" with the "h,"
922
01:26:01,300 --> 01:26:04,372
move the "ing" after the "s,"
923
01:26:04,980 --> 01:26:06,129
put the "do" after them.
924
01:26:07,580 --> 01:26:09,411
Swap the "h" and the "s."
925
01:26:10,300 --> 01:26:12,894
And put the "i" behind the "d."
926
01:26:17,060 --> 01:26:20,530
"Sing Doo Wah Diddy?"
That's the mystery of the ages?
927
01:26:23,580 --> 01:26:24,535
I sat up nights
928
01:26:24,980 --> 01:26:28,450
working on that. But I forgive you.
929
01:26:31,260 --> 01:26:33,137
There's one thing I need to know.
930
01:26:34,780 --> 01:26:39,695
Did you do this?
Did I do this? How did this happen?
931
01:26:44,900 --> 01:26:46,572
Hey, you got your voice back!
932
01:27:20,580 --> 01:27:23,936
There are only two things
in my life I will never forget.
933
01:27:24,940 --> 01:27:27,932
One is that
there is someone for everyone.
934
01:27:28,740 --> 01:27:32,653
Even if you need a pickax, a compass,
and night goggles to find them.
935
01:27:33,100 --> 01:27:35,056
And the other... is tonight.
936
01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:39,937
When I learned that romance
does exist deep in the heart of L.A.
68158
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