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in here with us.��������� We were
never friends.���C�u@��$����� Your buddy wants to
talk to you but,�������� ! you better give me a moment.��+�����
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right off the bat.��
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was about 4,000.�� �C�u@�� i����� Look at that moon.��o����� � Hard to believe, for 40 years��
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unfriendly skies.�� �C�u�� ?X����� Yep, I remember when
we first met.��
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in my veins.��y������ Two decades later, and I'm
still a fuckin' copilot.��xC�u�� u������ You of course, are
the big honcho,�������� the big man in the sky.��M������ El Capitan de Cloudos.��MC�u�� ������� Yes, it's all true, it's me.�� A����� b That's me.��d�����K Anyway,��XC�u�� ������� I was saving this for
when we landed.���¡�� I bought it the first time
I ever took over this route.���C�u�� ������ Smell that.��������n Oh.��cC�u�� �砕��� Sweet, you?��������
� Come on.��頠���� You
really shouldn't.��B�����? Last chance.��XC�u��
������ There you go.��������� Hoo.��cC�u@��
5�� Oh!�������� That's smooth.�������� � Welcome to Viet Kong Airways.��ݠ����� My name is Amanda, I'm
your hostess.��C�u@��
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you couldn't get�������� � two seats next to each other.��������� We shoulda canceled.���C�u��
�=����� It's a hiccup, sweetheart.�� Ǡ���� � All right?��d������ Vietnam's gonna be fun.��MC�u��
�f����� Oh yeah, some
second honeymoon.���C�u@��
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vacation with that attitude.��������
K We're flying standby
and that's what happens.���C�u��
������ Welcome.�������� Look honey, a
real airplane.��������� Put a smile on that face.��
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� Hey, hi,��,������ would you mind switching
seats with my husband?���C�u@��������� Excuse me sir, do you
mind switching seats�������6 with my husband?��B������ His seat is all the
way in the back,��
������ and it's actually right
next to the toilet.��5C�u@������ - It's a really good seat.
- Ma'am?��o������ Would you mind?��Ƞ����y - Yeah.
- What's going on?��X�����
� I want to switch
seats with him.��
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willing to switch,��5������ what difference does it make?��Ǡ����� All right, airplane rules.��!C�u���m����� Rules are rules honey,
I'll sit in my seat��W�����x and I will come back and
visit you during the flight.��
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� No pussy calling on the plane.��6C�u��䠦��� Thanks honey, and thank you.��������� Watch her.��c�����@ Aw, hey Brad, Brad.���C�u��2����� Oh my God, Brad.��W�����z Hey, stop stop.��C�u@��M?����� Brad?��B�����c Ma'am you talk too much,�������� what you need to do is sit down.��Ǡ����� My God just sit in your seat.���C�u��q������ Welcome to King of the
Sky, Viet Kong Airways.��������� This is Pookie, my
service dog.��nC�u�������� Wait, that dog dead.�������� Dead?�������6 He can still
provide a service.�� C�u@���𠫡�� Is this plane going
to Viet Nam?��Ӡ����� Father,��M����� c welcome on board.��������* Thank you.��������� Yes,��AC�u��
Q����� this plane goes to Ho
Chi Minh City.�������A Oh good good.��������� But it's non-smoking flight.��
�C�u��
Or����� You don't know that?��頏���
Here.��d������ Thank you.��d������ Father, forgive me for,��
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j�� I have sinned, not once
but twice, for more.��������� Good for you.��BC�u��
�h����� I need to sit down.��Ǡ����� Okay, go.��M�����W I'm a little dizzy.��
C�u��
�䠏��� Brad.�������� I feel kind of dirty.��y������ About what?���C�u��
�Z����� Taking your seat wife.���C�u��
悠���� Oh, she's not my wife.��������� She is my, she's my secretary.��
������� She works for me.���C�u��q����� I don't like to mix
business with pleasure.�� 蠬���� Unless pleasure is
your business.���C�u��.S����� Yeah.��cC�u@��������� This is Captain Houdee.��Ԡ����� Welcome to Viet Kong Airways,
flight 665.��U�����l This is the farewell
flight of this Boeing 727.��KC�u@���Ӡ���� If it isn't Boeing, I
ain't going,��m������ so consider yourselves
the lucky ones.��������� I've been flying this
old bird for 27 years,��@C�u���㠲��� and she's got a nearly
spotless record.�� ������ � Nearly?��Ǡ����
� So relax,
and enjoy your flight.�� C�u���Ԡ���� Would you like to read
a magazine with mommy?�� �C�u��!͠���� Everything okay, ma'am?��������� What's wrong?��d�����
J Nothing.��dC�u��7������ Enjoy.��d������ Release the brakes.���C�u��K栛��� Aye aye, Captain.���C�u��������� Hit it again?���C�u��Fi����� Want drink?��頗���
Scotch, neat.��Ơ����
� I have something neat.���C�u��ZZ����� A beer.��d�����
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� Here.��+������ Namaste.��+�����J Who you calling nasty?���C�u���#����� It mean, I bow to you.��+C�u���ݠ���� Hey.��bC�u��χ����� Excuse me.��������� I'm sorry.��cC�u��������� I don't remember anyone
sitting there.��m�����x Must've fallen asleep.��MC�u��ᠢ��� Where would I go, silly?�������6 I'm your travel buddy.��Ӡ����� Say, you want to play a round.��WC�u��!a����� What did you have in mind,
gin rummy?��
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� A,���C�u���ՠ���� R,��c������ V, ooo, A,���C�u���5����� N, Garvan.��頡���a Who the heck is Garvan?��
C�u��������� You know this thing
usually works.��y�¡��� It told me when my high school
boyfriend was gonna die.�� �C�u@��� ����� Honey, you drink?��,�����M Yes please, Diet Coke with
just a little bit of ice��
+������ and a flexy straw.��B������ I don't want to mess
up my lipstick.��C�u��$;����� Thank you.��B�����d And a straw?��M������ What do I look like,
Denny?��
�����l Who's Denny?���C�u��=Ǡ���� No straw.��c�����L Drink, mister?��c������ Coffee, black please.��WC�u@��T����� No black coffee, just
coffee no milk.��d������ That is black coffee.��
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� Look I just told you, we
don't have black coffee,��
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confusing me.�� C�u���M����� Bring me a Mary, Bloody.��L�����n Okay, you got.��c������ - One Virgin Mary, Bloody.
- Veronica.�� �C�u@���u����� Hello, Veronica.�������6 I'm Father Romero.��,����� � Pleasure to meet you,
Father Romero.��K������ I know all about you guys.��YC�u@���ࠑ��� You do?��d������ Mm-hmm, I'm a fallen Catholic,
myself.��ݠ����� So I know how it all works.��������� I do something bad, I go
to confession.��4C�u@���ڠ���� They tell me to put money
in the basket,��,�����N and say some prayers, and
then I don't go to hell.��
������� Some racket, huh?���C�u@��Q����� I'll bet hell is a ton of fun.��������� It's probably where
all the cool people go.�� a�����` I mean who really wants
to go to heaven���C�u@��(Ǡ���� with a bunch of
blue-haired bingo players,��ݠ����� and boring guys like you.�������� No offense, Father.���C�u��<ڠ���� No, none taken.��頻���
Just remember to keep a
soft place in your heart��x������ for the almighty.���C�u��RZ����� My heart's rock hard, feel.��������� That's pretty hard.��MC�u@��h������ Mm-hmm.�������� You should really
massage those puppies.�� �����
J You know, my plastic
surgeon said the same thing.�� BC�u��S����� And my mom's boyfriend.��Ǡ����� So why are you
going to Vietnam?��7�����@ Oh, vaginal rejuvenation.���C�u���N����� Is that like a yoga retreat?��W�����x No silly, see?��"C�u@��� ���� Oh my God.��������� The doctor there's
the best in the world.�������� Says he's gonna make me tighter��p�����w than a Chinese finger puzzle.��,C�u���z����� Hey, you think that dog
in first class in dead?�� ������� Veronica.���C�u�������� Father Romero.��頤��� Could I have another peek?��b������ Of course.���C�u��*٠���� Thang?��,�����M Thang, come here.��A�����
� What, what?��Ӡ����� Take a look at this.���C�u��A"����� Look.��c������ - Oh!
- Look.���C�u��V@����� Holy shit.���C�u��p������ Medical marijuana?��M�����6 No.��������
K Hey, sure smells like
hippy lettuce to me.��5C�u���W����� Hippy lettuce?��N�����o You know, ganja, happy
tobacky, Mary jane, boo ya.���C�u��������� - Boo ya.
- Boo ya, boo ya.��Ǡ����
* It cannabis sativa tea.��C�u@�������� I grow it myself.�������� You try some?��������� No, no no.��Ӡ����
� I'll stick with this
warm beer for now.���C�u�� ������ I'm gonna go to the shitter.��y������ Go, in peace.�������
� Oh yeah, I'm gonna
peace me a river.���C�u��&g����� Hey hey hey.��c������ I'm deaf, I'm deaf!�� AC�u��;c����� Oh, all right.���C�u��������� I'm taking dinner order.�������6 Chicken or beef?��C������ Chicken please.��nC�u@���
����� Chicken or beef?��������� Oh my goodness, you're
having the chicken?��Ҡ����� I'll have the chicken,
that sounds delicious.���C�u���Ơ���� Thank you, so easy.��A������ Excuse me sir, I'm
taking dinner order.��
KC�u���͠���� Chicken or beef?�������� � Ah, just sleeping, so sweet.��
�C�u��������� Your grandmother told me
you want beef.������� Hello ma'am.���C�u���4����� Hi.��A�����d Chicken or beef?��������B Chicken or beef?�������� Yeah, did I stutter?��XC�u��̠���� I am vegan.��B�����c I don't recall anybody
reserved the vegan order��C�u�� d����� for this seat.��������� Yeah, and that's because��ݠ���� � this was a last-minute seat.�� C�u��6�� Okay, I make sure myself.��
������
� I'll find one, just for you.�� AC�u��K$����� Thank you.���C�u��n������ That fucking bitch,
drive me absolutely nuts.��
m�����
� Do you have anything,
that's not breathing?���C�u���\����� Yeah, you.��MC�u@���頢��� - Fuck you.
- Fuck you!�������6 Go find something.��C������ Okay, I look.��c����� Oh she drives me crazy.��
�C�u��������� Ah, we had something greenish,��
�����
* but I don't think it meat.��������� I can't read the date.��BC�u�������� Go ahead, make it hot,
make it hot hot.��
KC�u�������� motherfucker.���C�u��5����� Die!��dC�u��7֠���� Motherfucker.��,������ Don't even come near me.�������� Your mother sucks cock.���C�u��Z栟��� This your little boy?��,�����M I'm sorry, my son doesn't
mean what he's saying.�� �����
� Bloody mother��
*C�u@���W����� How long has he been
talking in tongues?��X�����z Dukie can't control himself.��������
L He has Tourette Syndrome.��ݠ����K Jackass.��nC�u���1����� Eat my ass.��X�����z Oh, Tourette's, my God.��y������ My bad.���C�u��������� For a minute I thought he
was possessed.��M�����n So did I, it happens.���C�u��ͺ����� Whore!��������� Some fuckin' twat!��B������ Cunt.��B����� What happened?���C�u@���~����� Everything okay?��!�����C Yes, thank you for
your concern.��������� May I have a towel.��y������ I think I'm gonna
breastfeed him.��nC�u��������� It will calm him down.�������b Amanda?�������� We need towel for baby lady.���C�u�������� Thank you.���C�u@��3������ - Hey there.
- Hi.��+�����M What you need towel for?��B������ A towel, I'm gonna
breastfeed him.�� Ǡ����� So he'll stop screaming.���C�u@��M����� Will that be okay?��z������ It's okay.��������y I can help you.��!������ Okay, I was gonna
have a towel,���C�u@��a������ just so that, you don't care?�� �����+ I don't care.��頢���5 Will you block me, then?��M������ Yeah, sure.���C�u@��x����� And I really don't care.���� Come on baby, I know you
must be hungry.�������K It's been a long time
since we've eaten.���C�u��������� Oh my God, anybody
smoke in here.�������6 No, no, it's occupied.��MC�u��Ҫ����� Hey, who's smokin',
I'm not smokin'.��l������ I'm not smokin'.���C�u�������� Holy shit!��������� Take it easy!���C�u��~����� Take it easy!���C�u��!Ƞ���� Christ, what now?�������� I don't want to die.��
�C�u��eK����� You look like
I bake a cake,��n������ but I didn't eat it.��頗���� What is this?���C�u��匠���� What take so long?�� �����K Something wrong with me?��7C�u��������� No.��z������ Do I still look pretty?��7������ Yes.��N�����l Yeah, you look good.���C�u��+����� Kinda ashy, but.��Ҡ����� Okay, give me hug.��
K�����a Okay.��cC�u��+i����� Okay, that enough, that's okay.��A�����
L Okay.���C�u��@������ You gonna use it?��Ҡ����� God.��������� What a nightmare.���C�u��VР���� Yeah, what a nightmare.��������� Quick quick,
cook cook.�� ������ Okay.��cC�u��t젗��� Not done yet.��c�����x Oh wait, it's done.���C�u��������� I don't think you want
to check that.��B�����c Shhh.��C�u@�������� Viet Kong Airways, fat-free,
sugar-free,�� ����� A bleeding-free, gluten-free,
everything-free,��Ҡ����4 pea pea souffle.���C�u���<����� The finest, just for
the eyeball lady.�� 蠐���
Ha ha.��������� Finally, man.���C�u�������� I'm starving, I could
eat a horse.�� ������
A vegan horse that is.���C�u��
������ Thank you.��B�����d We serve the peas.��������6 Airplane always enjoy it.��������W Let me check you.���C�u��(D����� Oh, big eyeball.��������
� I love white men.���C�u��������� What are you eating?��6�����X Oh this is a kosher meal.��6������ Looks like a chicken
breast to me.���C�u��������� Well, yes it is.��L�����V Any meat can be kosher.��yC�u@���s����� It just means that
according to the Torah,��
�ġ��
* the animal was slaughtered in
a way that was not painful,���C�u��襠���� during, before death, or
during death, at any time.��������� There's a lot of fuckin'
rules of course,���C�u���2����� but it's kosher.����� Is ball-handling okay?��3C�u��jU����� Is that kosher?��C�u@���̠���� Sorry to wake you folks,
this is your captain.��+�����M It's looks like we've
had a little turbulence.��������l Please keep your
seatbelts fastened.��WC�u�������� What?��������� I don't know, I was sleeping.��bC�u��9ՠ���� Oh, the bungee drop?�������� No!��dC�u��]Ϡ���� Oh my God.��ݠ����� I'm excited too.���C�u���b����� Hail Mary, full of grace.���C�u@���ݠ���� Do you ever wonder why
you're still a copilot?��������� - Don't go there.
- Sorry folks,��d�����@ that was a little bouncy.��WC�u@��������� It might freak a few
of you out but,�������� we're in one piece.��ߠ���� And we're continuing
on to Vietnam,��xC�u���c����� through the Bikini Triangle.�������@ Bikini!��Y������ Triangle!���C�u��jԠ���� Where are you from?��������� Don't tell me, The Vatican?�� @�����` You okay, honey?��C�u���"����� Maybe if you're lucky,�������6 you can catch the
lightning from your window.�� !C�u��o������ Mom!��������� What?��B�����
M Stop being silly,
let mama sleep.�� �C�u���ʠ���� There's something on
the wing of the plane.���C�u���à���� What now Dukie?��������� He's out there.���C�u�������� Stop this now, Dukie.��ܠ����� It's not funny.��Z�����x Act your age.��
C�u�� Vڠ���� No.��dC�u�� z������ I want
into the depths of hell.���C�u�� ����� - Die mommy, die!
- Dukie, keep still.�������� Die mommy, die!���C�u�� ������ How do you like me now, bitches?�� 頞���� That's not the rips.��6C�u��!4Ѡ���� Lucifer.��������A I command you,
release this soul.���C�u��!Y0����� The Father commands you.��M�����n Christ the Son commands you.�� Ơ����U Father himself commands you.���C�u��!o������ Be gone,��B������ into the fires of hell,��d����� for all eternity.���C�u��!������ Baby, baby.��y������ What happened to you?���C�u@��!�P����� What did you do to him?�� 校���
He's just a little boy.�������> He was possessed by the
entity of the dark world.��
�C�u��!������� An entity?��������� Yes, but I exorcized it.�� ����� Your boy is safe now.�� C�u@��!�"����� Hey everyone, go back
to your seats.��
�����
, It was a medical thing.��������L It's okay.�������� You all go back to your seats.���C�u��!������� He's fine, he was possessed.��X�����y You are.��B������ He's fine now.��������� Possessed?��cC�u��"ؠ���� My baby.��������� You need to
breast feeding him.��L�����4 Yes.�������a This ain't over.��yC�u��"Ԡ���� Because you're a baby honey.��W�����x Americans, trouble.�� d������ Because they won't calm down.���C�u��"RB����� Oh my God!�������, John Wayne, I'm John Wayne.�������c You have to leave.��A������ Go go go go go.��NC�u@��"������� Father, are you waiting for me?��������� You go sit in your seat,
and stay there, go!��������� How do I get into the
plane's storage compartment?���C�u@��"������� Storage compartment?��������� You're out of your fucking mind.��������
n Everybody on board is
in grave danger.��������K Americans, always trouble.�� C�u@��"�q����� Big troublemakers.��������� Like America, grab 'em
by the pussy.�� ������� No pussy, I'm not
grabbin' anybody's pussy.���C�u��"������� Big trouble now.��8�����Z You sit in your seat.��!������ May God have mercy
on your soul.���C�u��"������� You're a very bad girl.��K�����l Just for you.��������� I'm a bad girl.���C�u��#ޠ���� You sit there, no move.�������a Thank you.��cC�u��#)s����� She's so feisty.��Ǡ����L You want some prune juice,��cC�u��#=D����� I can find out if they
have prune juice.�� A����� b Will you shut up!���C�u��#\j����� I'm sorry.��c����� I thought this was the armrest.��������k You don't have to apologize,
you can,��
+C�u��#~����� press it there as
long as you want.���C�u��#�Ϡ���� So,��d�����
� are you a member of the club?���C�u��#�\����� What club?��頞���M You know, that club.��KC�u��#�頔��� That club?��Ӡ����� No.��dC�u��#����� Are you nervous about
your secretary?���C�u��#�z����� What do you care about that?��Ӡ����x Follow me.��cC�u��$ 堜��� Knock three times.��ݠ����
� Okay.��dC�u��$�.����� Oh hey.��X�����y Brad.��c������ Hi honey.��ޠ����� I miss you baby, come here.�� �C�u��$�3����� I need a kiss from you.��C�u��$������� I just had peanuts,��������� and so I smell like
perfume, peanuts, mm-mm.���C�u@��$�W����� Okay, well fine.��M�����o I tried anyway.�������� � You know what sweetie,
just lie back,��+������ you've got those eye covers,���C�u@��$�=����� and put the earphones in.�� �����A Just relax, okay?�������� � We'll be there in no time.������� Nighty-night.��C�u��%������ Goodnight, sweetheart.���C�u��%9������ Club done?��B�����c Is there a way to club?��oC�u��%|Q����� You're so hot.��Ơ���� � Oh wow, right away, huh?��������V Gettin' right to it.���C�u��%�@����� Oh my God,��������� it fits right in there, huh?����� Oh my God.��cC�u��%�@����� Oh my God.���C�u��&p����� Oh my God.��ݠ����� Oh, oh.���C�u��&N�� Oh my God, that burns.��ݠ����� Please stop.���C�u��&r������ I hope you enjoyed
this hot piece of ass.��
�C�u��&�堓��� Oh mommy.���C�u��&������� I shouldn't have cheated.���C�u��&�\����� I'm dying, I'm dying.��BC�u��'!������ Oh shit.��,�����N Oh shit.�������� Oh shit.�� �����W What you do?���C�u@��'6m����� It was an accident.��B�����d She fell and hit her head.�������� A I smell smoke.��頛���
K Somebody smoking.��C������ No, she was possessed.���C�u@��'N��� They were possessed.��n������ There's something evil
on this plane.�� Ơ����x Quit that.��������J But just not that tight.��BC�u@��'e������ Listen to me, we're
all gonna die��
�� if I don't get into
the luggage department.��������� Father, why you Americans
always yell at me.���C�u��'~_����� Everybody yell at me.��������� Please Amanda, I
need your help.��LC�u��'������� Father, nobody say
please to me.��������� Please say it again.��������� Please.��dC�u��'�w����� Oh I like therapy.��n������ Get a room!��L������ You expect me to
figure this out.��WC�u��'������� Thang, listen,��������� when we get the body away,
you clean all the mess.��
L�����J Okay?��XC�u��'ᱠ���� Come on.�������� Sorry.��cC�u��(:����� There nothing left.��
C�u��(������ Baby baby, relax.��������� Take you to heaven.��+����� Let's keep
this hush-hush.���C�u��(2������ We mustn't start a panic
with the other passengers.��������� Okay, Father.���C�u@��(������ Gentle, gentle.��B�����W Isn't there somewhere
else we can put the body?��Ǡ����? Like a storage compartment?��zC�u@��(��� Father, she paid for the seat,�� Ǡ���� � and she staying there.��
����� There are rules.��,�����a But that's when she was
alive, now she's a corpse.���C�u@��(������� Father, there's no
more space left.��Ǡ����� She paid for the seat.��c�����
m I mean, listen to me okay,
you shut up.�� �C�u��(ۮ����� I need help, I can't
clean it up by myself.��������� Oh my God!��z�����V What is this, go go!���C�u��(�젞��� Father, we clean it.�� Ơ���� � clean it.��B�����
K You gonna get punished.���C�u��)����� Boy those steroids
really put you to sleep.���C�u@��)������� What the hell are you doing?��Ҡ����� I'm going to the bathroom.��Ӡ����� Damn, can't a man get
some sleep around here?�� �C�u��)�Ҡ���� Come on man.��cC�u��*=)����� What the hell happened to her?��ݠ����� Shh.��A�����a What?��!������ Shh, it's complicated.��LC�u��*T:����� What?��C�����d It's complicated.�� 頏���
n What?���C�u��*hM����� Come sit down, sit down.��6C�u��*������� I'm Rabbi Feldman, by the way.��������� How can I help you, Father?���C�u��*�*����� Have you ever
witnessed an exorcism?��������
� Not really my field
of expertise.���C�u��*������� Mostly brises and bar mitzvahs.��W�����x But they can be hell.��
C�u��*ٲ����� Unfortunately, Jews don't
go in much for exorcisms,��������� but I'll do what I can to help,
Father.���C�u��*������ Satan is very powerful,
and cunning.�� 砦���b We'll need to work together.��+C�u��+������ The entity will show
itself again.��Ҡ����� But where, we don't know.���C�u��+������ Well how can you be
certain it will strike again?�������@ Because I brought
Garvan's body on board�� dC�u��+0������ when I checked in.��Ơ����� Who is Garvan?���C�u��+O������ I served as an Army
Chaplain in Nam.�� �����
� This young mother��zC�u@��+kI����� who saw that I was a priest and,��Ǡ����
� begged for my help.������� Her daughter was
screaming, and going crazy.��cC�u@��+�Ԡ���� Our platoon leader,
Lieutenant Garvan and I,�������A entered the hut.��,�����
� On the floor were two
dead US Marines��
mC�u��+��� with their heads
twisted on backwards.�������� And that's when Garvan snapped.��
�C�u@��+������� The mother threw herself�������� over the little girl
to protect her.��m������ That's when Garvan stabbed
her in the back��yC�u��+�۠���� with his bayonet.��Ӡ����� Garvan was distracted
by the girl,�� ����� as her possession rose,��mC�u��+뉠���� her eyes rolled back
in her head.��z������ He shot her, in the heart.��
C�u��,"������ What a terrible story.�������� � What happened to the
entity, and the little girl?�� AC�u��,9������ I don't remember much
more after that.�������� I ran, bombs were going off.���C�u��,MѠ���� Bullets over my head.������� � Bodies exploding, and
then I saw Garvan,��
*C�u��,r������ standing over me, with his gun.��������5 And he shot me, in the head.�� C�u��,������ Right there.��������� No, there.���C�u��,������ Yes yes.�������� Looks like a bird
made a poo-poo.��6C�u@��,������� I was barely alive when
they medevaced me back�� ������ � to the base hospital,��A����� when I fell into a coma
for five years.���C�u��,٪����� You were in a coma
for five years?��c������ And then a miracle happened.��nC�u��,������� I woke up with a metal
plate in my head,��@����� with amnesia and PTSD.���C�u��-��� It took me a year and half��������� to learn how to walk and
talk again, without drooling.��
�C�u��-)-����� I never told anyone
that story before.��n������ Well,��dC�u��->I����� you are a very lucky man.�� !����� B Yeah, but I don't think
so good anymore.��5C�u��-Rᠪ��� I have these terrible headaches.�������� Keeps me awake at night.���C�u��-l������ Things get so twisted
around in my brain,����a I forget what I'm doing
half the time.���C�u��-������ They give me pills to
help me sleep,��5�����W for anxiety, for the pain.��
C�u��-�@����� It doesn't work because
I forget to take them,��6�����X and when I take them,
it makes me aggressive,���C�u��-�t����� and horny, and suicidal.��C�u��-�,����� So why are you going to Vietnam?�������� � Timeshare.�������� Oh.���C�u��.����� How did you like
your pea souffle?�������� Oh, I don't feel so good.��
C�u��.6S����� I think I'm gonna throw up.�� ������ � In the barf bag.��{������ I don't have one.��YC�u@��.NN����� Oh God!�� �����A We need barf bag fast!��蠟���
K This is an emergency.��z������ Sorry to wake you up,
but we need a barf bag.��xC�u@��.iϠ���� Anybody got one?��������� Honey move.��C�����+ The seat in
front of you.��������
J We need emergency, hurry,
wake up.���C�u��.������ Anybody got it?�������, Got it?��A������ Pass it by.��d����� Come on, quick, fast.��
C�u��.������� Everybody, anybody find one?��x������ No no, hold it in.��zC�u��.�Ԡ���� We found one.��������� Got it.��
C�u��.�]����� Holy shit!���C�u��/&������ I feel so much better.��
C�u��/G����� Cute, you should
keep that look.��6C�u��/re����� I'll have the beef.�������� Okay.��A�����a Okay.��zC�u��/�a����� Get back to sleep.���C�u��/�F����� I knew that woman was trouble�������5 as soon as I saw her
armpit hair.��7C�u��/������� Oh!��B�����c Stop, stop, oh wait.��b����� � Wait, here.��Y�����a You need one of these.��WC�u��0 ������ Missus Montegue's
moist towelettes.��������� That's my family.������� Okay.��dC�u��0'������ Puppy!��Ҡ����� Oh my God, it's a miracle.��X������ Pookie, come on Pookie.���C�u��0A����� Come back, you little shit.��������� God damn it, I knew I
should have.��+C�u��0Y����� Come on, come on, come on,
bad dog.��Ơ����� Come on.��dC�u��0qV����� I'm gonna rip your balls off.��,�����M Pookie, stop it.��W����� � Stop it, stop.�������� Whoa.��cC�u��0�f����� Pookie, come here.��������
� God damn it, Pookie.���C�u��0�4����� Come on.��c������ Pookie?��dC�u��0�h����� Pookie!��c������ Get this fuckin' thing off me.��AC�u��0�Р���� Oh, Lord forgive me.��Ơ����� Oh Pookie!��BC�u��1K����� I am never buying another,
whatever you are, again.��nC�u��16������ Pookie?��������� Pookie?���C�u��1ws����� Lady, bitch.��5C�u��1�(����� We got a mongrel
running around here.�������� Wake up lady,���C�u��1������ this is nice glass champagne.��yC�u��1�n����� Oh, Thang, come back here.���C�u��2$����� Is it real?�������� � Oh God, it's real.��yC�u��2_������ I think I'm gonna
have this baby.��xC�u��2xz����� Can you wait a couple of
hours to start?���C�u��2������� Son of a bitch!���C�u@��2�'����� She's having a devil baby!��z������ She's having Garvan's baby.��������� Who?��������x She's having Garvan's baby.�� �C�u@��2䧠���� Oh, Garvan's baby.��������� What?��������� The body of Christ
compels you.��Ҡ����� The body of Christ compels you.�� �C�u��3>����� The body of Christ compels you.��+������ It's coming out!��oC�u��355����� Hurry, get him into
the bathroom.��������� Go, go.��d������ Come on, come on, come on.���C�u��3VP����� Come on, let's go!��yC�u��4ࠏ��� What?��c������ What's going on?���C�u��4CD����� That little bitch bit my ear!��7C�u��4e����� Put him up here,
right in here.��
�C�u��4�Ƞ���� This flight's gonna kill me.��
�� Does anyone
have a plunger?��
�����? How about some Draino?���C�u��4�Ϡ���� Oy, he's still in there.�� ����� A I flushed it, I flushed it.��A������ Look, it's gone.��,C�u��4�?����� Boy,��Ӡ����� that smelled like my Uncle
Morey after Satyr dinner.��
mC�u��4�/����� Three gefilte fish.�� ������ Woo.��yC�u��5x����� Wow.��������� Do you think it's over, Father?��6������ Not until we destroy
the entity down below.���C�u@��5*����� Father, I'm sorry
to disturb you.��蠪���
It's all right,
it's all right.��Ǡġ��
� I'm just trying to save everyone
from hell and damnation.���C�u��5K����� I'm scared.�� �����+ I don't want to die.��!������ I don't want to be
possessed either.���C�u@��5a⠠��� Looks gross, you know?��Ǡ����� Who's gonna pay to see that?��n�����w But I believe now,��d������ or at the very least I
believe in Satan,���C�u��5{Ҡ���� and I want to believe in God.�� A�����5 Please, could you help me pray?��
�C�u��5������ Well,
what you've said��Ǡ����� is already a prayer to God.��n������ Okay.��cC�u@��5�ߠ���� I want to confess my sins,
Father,�������6 and I've got a lot.�������� - When I was 13 my,
- Veronica please,��������� - Veronica, I don't have time.
- When I was 13,���C�u@��5Ź����� my step-daddy took my cherry.�������� But you know what, I kind
of led him on.�� �����a And then in high school
there was the football team,��Ƞ����J the B squad, you know the
A squad, they're all jerks.��
�C�u@��5罠���� I stole money from the coffers,��Ӡ����� but not for anything
like insidious,��������
� just a little bit of
ecstasy that Freddy Baker,��c�����V that his brother brought
back from Florida.���C�u@��63����� Then there was Father Flanagan,��������� and I didn't leave that one on,
a lot.��������� And then there was Sister
Constance, you know,��cC�u@��69����� 'cause I'm open-minded,��!�����B and then, oh Father,
20 minutes ago��y������ I gave the big muscly
guy a blow job.��m�����l I think he ejaculated
protein shake mix in my hair.��yC�u��67?����� It was like strawberry,
which I've had worse.�� ������ Father, please tell me,
do you think,�� bC�u@��6N֠���� do you think that Jesus Christ�� 蠸���
could forgive a beautiful
blonde terpsacorian��m������ from Sandusky, Ohio on her
way to Pokemon, Vietnam�� bC�u@��6i�� to get vaginal rejuvenation,
or is that just ridiculous?�������� I think you need to stay
off your knees, Veronica.��������� I really have to pee.���C�u��6������� Yes, all right.�� Ơ���� � Father, Father, I
want to confess,��蠤���� I want to confess, Father.���C�u@�6������� No please.�������, I can't take, I can't
take any more confessions.��@������ I just don't have the time,�� bC�u@��6������� so please, in the name
of the Father,�� b����� � the Son, and the Holy Spirit,��,��� go back to your seats and say
50 Hail Mary's, backwards.��xC�u��6�
����� Thank you.��B�����c What an asshole!���C�u��6�I����� Last time, Amanda,��Ǡ¡��� I need to get down to the
god damn luggage compartment.��)C�u@��7 {����� You're upset with
luggage compartment.��z������ No, the demon is down below.�� ������@ The source is down below.��nC�u@��7 K����� We're all gonna die.�� �����A Just say, please.��d�����5 Please Amanda, let me enter
the luggage compartment.��
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