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Women.
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For generations,
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they've worked hard to be seen
as equals in the workplace.
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When men went off to fight World War II,
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women stepped up
and took jobs in the factories.
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When the men returned home,
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they thanked their women
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by forcing them out of the workplace
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and back into the home.
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But women have proven
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they can do everything men can do,
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from the air to the courts
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to the Spider Wall.
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They can even become
leaders of the free world.
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Just not in America.
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I was thinking about all this
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because it was
Bow's first day back to work
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after maternity leave.
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Aww. Look at them.
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Makes me kind of sad
I'm going back to work.
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Well, babe, um...
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you don't have to go back.
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The [Bleep] did you just say to me?
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I...
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Um...
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Kids, w... why don't you
get ready for school?
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You can fight in front of us.
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We know your marriage is on the rocks.
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Get 'im, Mom.
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Why did you just say
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that I don't need to go back to work?
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What did you mean?
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Y-You just said you were kind
of sad about going back.
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I-I'm pretty sure
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one of the security cameras got it.
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Dre, you're missing the point.
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I love my job.
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I save lives!
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If I'm not there,
people have to feel everything
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that's happening to them during surgery
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and they have to bite down on sticks.
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It's sticks or me, Dre.
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I have to believe
there's a better back-up.
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Where's this coming from?
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Haven't the past few months been great?
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Yeah.
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Except for the postpartum.
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Oh, yeah.
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- That was hard on me.
- Oh, my God.
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You know, we got to spend
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more time together as a family.
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Why not keep the party going?
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Because I love going back to work.
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It's called maternity leave
for a reason!
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You do something maternal,
and then you leave!
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You have an eerie lack of guilt
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over leaving your children.
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Later, munchkins.
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Peace. Don't let 'em drown.
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Dre, our children are thriving.
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Zoey is on her way to college,
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which we never thought was gonna happen.
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Junior and Jack
are coming into their own,
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and Diane is...
she's still very, very mean,
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but your mother is mean, too,
so that is not on me.
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Okay, look, babe.
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All I'm saying is
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you've never had choices
like this before.
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- Wha...
- We're in a better place.
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Look, I'm doing very well.
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You spend everything you make.
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You can't take it with you, Bow.
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Oh, my God.
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And if you wanna take more time...
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I got you, girl.
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Do...
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Let Big Dre hold it down for you.
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Mom totally screwed us over
by going back to work.
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Yeah.
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Now we're gonna have to do
our own homework.
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Carry the 1 and carry the fun.
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Are you guys getting this?
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, and Mommy,
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don't forget there's more on the back.
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And show your work.
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Oh, yeah, of course.
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We have a test coming up.
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What are we gonna do?
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Um, Junior, can you help us
with our homework?
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Uh... that's a no-can-do.
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I'm a member of Valley Glen Prep's
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Honor Code Committee,
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and your request is
a violation of student ethics.
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But you don't even go
to our school anymore.
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- Yeah.
- It's a lifetime commitment, okay?
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Helping us with homework isn't cheating.
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Oh, but it is.
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I'd be cheating you
out of the opportunity
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to learn, to grow, to stretch your mi...
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...minds.
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When you're sleeping,
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I'm going to put spiders in your mouth.
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She has spiders, waiting to use them.
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Well, guess this leaves us
with no other choice but her.
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God, Jesus, please guide my hand
to the nougat.
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Oh, for God's sake.
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All right, quick show of hands...
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who wouldn't work
if they didn't have to?
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- Oh, taillights.
- And being the boss.
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Mentally, I checked out years ago.
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In my mind, I'm a spy.
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All right, so, if no one wants to work,
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why does Bow take such offense
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to me saying
she could take some time off?
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A lot of women get an incredible
amount of fulfillment
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from their careers.
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Oh. Is that how you feel?
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Oh, God, no.
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You all are monsters.
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I'm happy that Bow has a career,
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but I have to be honest...
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it was great having her home.
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Things ran smoother.
It made my life easier.
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Okay, so, I see.
So this is really just about you.
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Of course it is.
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Why do you think I care so much?
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Do you think your wife
wants to be a kept woman?
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I mean, I could see if there was
someone else keeping her, but you?
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Yikes.
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I wouldn't mind being a kept men.
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- I'd be Stedman in a heartbeat.
- Okay, look,
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Bow has made her decision,
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and I have to respect that.
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- No, you don't.
- Your feelings matter more.
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She should be my wife.
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Look, Dre,
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how familiar are you
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with Japanese gifting etiquette?
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What am I saying.
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You're not well-traveled.
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The point is,
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it is considered impolite in Japan
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to accept a gift
until the third offer, okay?
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So my advice, keep asking.
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Third time is the charm.
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That's ridiculous.
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You don't change someone's mind
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by asking them three times.
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- Is that right?
- Yes.
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- Are you sure?
- Totally.
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What's the harm in trying?
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You know I never looked at it like that.
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I'll give it a try.
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There you go.
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Happy first day back!
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Oh, my goodness! Thank you!
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Oh, that is so sweet of you guys.
And you got me a cake!
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Oh, there's...
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there's a few pieces missing.
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Sorry, we thought you were
coming back yesterday, so...
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- Ohh.
- Guess we pulled a Smitty.
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What's... What's a Smitty?
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It's... It's a little inside joke
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you missed while you were gone.
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- Oh.
- That was good.
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Oh, you... Oh, you mean a Smitty?
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Oh.
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I get it.
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That's so Smitty!
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That's not a Smitty.
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- It's...
- Why would that be a Smitty?
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Explain yourself!
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Um... with the cake...
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Oh, oh, I got a text from my...
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It's from my nanny.
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Aww, she sent a picture of Devante.
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Look, he ate his first Cheerio.
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- Aww.
- Look at that.
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- Are you kidding me?
- Aww, his first solid food.
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- I know.
- And you missed it.
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Oh... That's okay.
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Once you see one baby eat,
you've seen 'em all.
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- Just...
- I'm so glad I don't miss any milestones
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while I'm at work.
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Oh...
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Oh...
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Whoa.
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You're leaking.
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Little bit.
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Now that is so Smitty!
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No, no, no.
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No.
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Oh, no. She's counting on her hands.
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- Um, Grammy?
- Huh?
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Are you sure you know how to do math?
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'Course I do.
But this must be that new math.
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See, back in my day,
there were only 48 states,
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dinosaurs were lizards,
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and there were only 9 numbers.
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We're definitely gonna fail
that test tomorrow.
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Yeah, you are.
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Unless you learn how to game the system.
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But isn't that against the rules?
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Let me let you in on a little secret.
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Rules are for ugly people.
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- I knew it!
- Me too.
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There's nothing wrong with a little...
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a workaround, you know?
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- What color's your teacher?
- She's white.
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Oh, now we are talking.
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Come here.
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Before she hands you that test,
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just look in the newspaper,
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find a tragedy
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that happened to a black person,
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and say, "That happened to my cousin."
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Yeah.
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White women will buy that
like Oprah's selling it.
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Hm. They do love her book club.
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Yes, they do.
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So, Stevens advised
asking Bow three times
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if she wanted to stay home.
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For my second try,
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I thought I'd remind her
of how good she had it here.
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Oh, hey. Welcome home, babe.
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Uh, I ordered your favorite sushi
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- because in Japan, when sushi...
- Dre, whatever.
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Oh.
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Is that, uh... is that a new trend,
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'cause I haven't seen that
in, like, anywhere.
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- Oh, baby.
- I had the worst day ever.
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- Oh, oh.
- The worst!
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Holiday Hannah stabbed me in the back,
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and my boobs stabbed me in the front.
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- Ow.
- God.
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- Ugh.
- Let me get this for you.
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Dre, I've been back to work
so many times.
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Why is it so hard this time?
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Well, babe, maybe it feels this hard now
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because you really don't
want to go back to work.
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Sushi?
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Are you still on this, Dre?
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Okay, okay. I'll drop it, all right?
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I just had one bad day.
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Yeah, just... just one bad day.
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You know, I mean, there
must be a ton of superstars
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that have had a hard first day back.
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Yeah, probably.
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But not Jordan.
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You know, when he came back,
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he dropped 55 on the Knicks.
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Look, there must be...
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Not Mike Tyson,
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because his first fight back,
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he nearly beat a man to death.
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Okay, well, that's... that's two people.
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Tribe Called Quest.
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They hadn't had an album is 20 years,
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and then they drop hot fire.
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I mean, it's like if
you're good, you're good,
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and if you're not, you never had it.
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But I have it, Dre.
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00:09:24,916 --> 00:09:26,482
- Hm?
- I've always had it!
266
00:09:26,551 --> 00:09:28,017
- You know what?
- What?
267
00:09:28,119 --> 00:09:29,585
I'm gonna go to work tomorrow,
and I'm gonna kill it.
268
00:09:29,688 --> 00:09:31,421
- Okay.
- And then I'm gonna go in the next day,
269
00:09:31,523 --> 00:09:32,689
and I'm gonna kill that, too,
270
00:09:32,757 --> 00:09:35,158
- because you know what, Dre?
- Hm?
271
00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:38,828
Rainbow Johnson is a doctor who kills.
272
00:09:38,897 --> 00:09:39,862
Ha!
273
00:09:39,964 --> 00:09:41,130
Okay, class,
274
00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:43,666
I hope you all prepared
for your test today,
275
00:09:43,735 --> 00:09:45,535
especially since your scores
276
00:09:45,603 --> 00:09:49,105
can make or break my chance at tenure!
277
00:09:49,207 --> 00:09:50,673
If you've done your homework,
278
00:09:50,775 --> 00:09:53,276
then this should be a breeze, okay?
279
00:09:53,344 --> 00:09:55,445
Um, Ms. Davis,
I don't know if you heard,
280
00:09:55,513 --> 00:09:58,414
but our cousin was fatally
struck by gunfire last night
281
00:09:58,483 --> 00:09:59,549
while visiting friends
282
00:09:59,617 --> 00:10:01,150
on the 1400 block
of Southwestern Avenue.
283
00:10:01,219 --> 00:10:02,418
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
284
00:10:02,487 --> 00:10:04,721
- And our dad was traded to the Cavs.
- What?
285
00:10:04,789 --> 00:10:06,589
Um, when he's in pain,
286
00:10:06,658 --> 00:10:08,725
he likes to pretend
our dad plays in the NBA.
287
00:10:08,793 --> 00:10:09,992
It's a cultural thing.
288
00:10:11,129 --> 00:10:13,429
The hood is so cruel.
289
00:10:13,531 --> 00:10:15,231
You should head home,
290
00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:17,767
and no more homework for you this week.
291
00:10:17,869 --> 00:10:19,168
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
292
00:10:20,071 --> 00:10:21,904
Your advice totally backfired.
293
00:10:22,006 --> 00:10:24,340
She went back to work
even more committed.
294
00:10:24,442 --> 00:10:26,008
Dre, this is code red.
295
00:10:26,111 --> 00:10:27,710
You've completely lost control.
296
00:10:27,812 --> 00:10:28,978
I hate to say this,
297
00:10:29,047 --> 00:10:31,614
but it sounds like
you got yourself an "urb."
298
00:10:32,350 --> 00:10:33,382
An unruly bitch.
299
00:10:33,485 --> 00:10:36,119
And there's only one thing left to do.
300
00:10:37,856 --> 00:10:40,189
You got to check your bitch...
301
00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:41,557
What did you say?
302
00:10:41,659 --> 00:10:42,992
I said "pitch."
303
00:10:43,094 --> 00:10:47,363
You have a lot of pitches
for you, mademoiselle.
304
00:10:47,432 --> 00:10:48,664
Oh, good,
305
00:10:48,767 --> 00:10:50,399
because I'll fire you again, Chuck.
306
00:10:50,502 --> 00:10:51,868
I don't care that you have a kid.
307
00:10:54,739 --> 00:10:56,939
Another way to tame a wild bi...
308
00:11:06,584 --> 00:11:08,785
...tch is a simple face mush.
309
00:11:08,887 --> 00:11:10,720
What's that?
310
00:11:11,289 --> 00:11:12,522
Oh, yeah. Oh.
311
00:11:12,624 --> 00:11:14,123
- Oh, I feel degraded.
- Mm.
312
00:11:14,225 --> 00:11:15,358
It's very effective.
313
00:11:15,426 --> 00:11:16,592
Now, beware.
314
00:11:16,661 --> 00:11:18,361
The face mush is less effective
315
00:11:18,429 --> 00:11:19,996
- if your girl bites.
- Hm.
316
00:11:20,064 --> 00:11:22,565
I don't want Bow at home
so I can control her.
317
00:11:22,634 --> 00:11:25,334
Growing up, every woman I knew worked
318
00:11:25,403 --> 00:11:27,470
because she had to.
319
00:11:27,539 --> 00:11:29,672
So I thought if I could get to a point
320
00:11:29,774 --> 00:11:31,140
where Bow didn't have to,
321
00:11:31,209 --> 00:11:33,176
then I'd finally made it.
322
00:11:33,278 --> 00:11:37,280
Every guy I work with
is such a bi-i-i-tch.
323
00:11:38,950 --> 00:11:40,049
Thanks to you,
324
00:11:40,151 --> 00:11:41,751
we never have to do schoolwork again!
325
00:11:41,853 --> 00:11:42,785
Yeah.
326
00:11:42,887 --> 00:11:44,187
We just have to prey on white guilt,
327
00:11:44,255 --> 00:11:45,755
and that is a well
that will never run dry.
328
00:11:45,857 --> 00:11:47,623
You cheated?
329
00:11:48,126 --> 00:11:50,026
As a member of the Honor Committee,
330
00:11:50,128 --> 00:11:51,828
I am obligated to tell the school.
331
00:11:51,896 --> 00:11:52,795
No, you're not.
332
00:11:52,897 --> 00:11:54,730
I'm gonna call my faculty mentor.
333
00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:56,365
Junior!
334
00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:57,500
Junior?
335
00:11:58,837 --> 00:12:01,304
Oh, come on, now.
Don't narc on the babies.
336
00:12:01,406 --> 00:12:02,772
Look, the way I see it,
337
00:12:02,874 --> 00:12:05,942
the system's already
stacked up against us, right?
338
00:12:06,010 --> 00:12:08,311
So sometimes we have to bend
the rules a little
339
00:12:08,413 --> 00:12:09,779
just to get a fair shake.
340
00:12:09,881 --> 00:12:12,114
But if people already assume
the worst in us,
341
00:12:12,217 --> 00:12:14,517
doesn't that mean
we have to be twice as good?
342
00:12:14,619 --> 00:12:16,686
Such a smart boy.
343
00:12:16,754 --> 00:12:19,522
You know, I, um...
344
00:12:19,624 --> 00:12:20,890
I never got to finish school.
345
00:12:20,959 --> 00:12:23,941
My father took me out
to tour the country,
346
00:12:23,980 --> 00:12:25,661
singing with my four brothers.
347
00:12:25,730 --> 00:12:26,762
You were in a band?
348
00:12:26,865 --> 00:12:27,864
Yeah.
349
00:12:27,932 --> 00:12:30,333
- The Johnson Five.
- Wow.
350
00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:31,868
I was the most talented
351
00:12:31,970 --> 00:12:34,537
and the most troubled.
352
00:12:34,606 --> 00:12:36,873
- That's why I died so young.
- What?
353
00:12:36,975 --> 00:12:38,975
Oh, I'm talking about my career.
354
00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:41,410
- Oh.
- Look, Junior, the point is
355
00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:45,414
let's be kind to family.
356
00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:47,283
We're all we have.
357
00:12:47,352 --> 00:12:49,886
I am so glad you're not dead.
358
00:12:49,988 --> 00:12:52,321
Well, so am I.
359
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:53,723
So am I.
360
00:12:56,127 --> 00:12:57,159
Good talk, Junior.
361
00:12:58,863 --> 00:13:00,396
Played him like a white teacher.
362
00:13:00,465 --> 00:13:02,164
Yesterday was tough.
363
00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:04,488
Did you cry in the car on your way home?
364
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,068
I did. It's 'cause Barbara and I
365
00:13:06,137 --> 00:13:07,199
are having some problems at home...
366
00:13:07,260 --> 00:13:09,139
I don't care about your life, Larry.
I got work to do.
367
00:13:09,225 --> 00:13:11,374
Mama's got to knock some people out!
368
00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:24,020
Nope!
369
00:13:24,122 --> 00:13:25,821
Sweat socks in my bra.
370
00:13:25,890 --> 00:13:26,989
Whoo!
371
00:13:30,161 --> 00:13:31,193
Ha!
372
00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:40,369
Oh!
373
00:13:40,438 --> 00:13:43,139
Now that's a Smitty.
374
00:13:48,046 --> 00:13:49,078
Whoo.
375
00:13:50,548 --> 00:13:53,582
Junior, your mother is a hero.
376
00:13:53,685 --> 00:13:55,318
Mm.
377
00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:56,752
- I rocked surgery...
- Okay.
378
00:13:56,854 --> 00:13:58,988
...I took my place back
from Holiday Hannah,
379
00:13:59,057 --> 00:14:01,090
and I found out what a Smitty was.
380
00:14:01,159 --> 00:14:02,358
Hey!
381
00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:03,826
Way to go, Mom!
382
00:14:03,895 --> 00:14:05,561
Isn't that right, Boop Boop?
383
00:14:05,663 --> 00:14:07,229
Boop Boop?
384
00:14:07,332 --> 00:14:09,532
W-What happened to my nickname? Bubba.
385
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,867
Well, we... we all tried it,
386
00:14:11,970 --> 00:14:13,703
and it didn't really work for anyone,
387
00:14:13,805 --> 00:14:15,137
least of all Boop Boop.
388
00:14:15,239 --> 00:14:17,173
Oh, you just decided that without me
389
00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:19,241
while I was working?
390
00:14:19,344 --> 00:14:20,810
Well, you can change it, Mom.
391
00:14:20,878 --> 00:14:22,311
It's not like it's official.
392
00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:24,714
- Well...
- Oh, hey, Boop Boop.
393
00:14:24,816 --> 00:14:26,415
Hey.
394
00:14:26,484 --> 00:14:28,417
- You too, Dre?
- What?
395
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,585
I mean, I thought we decided
396
00:14:29,654 --> 00:14:30,820
his nickname was gonna be Bubba.
397
00:14:30,888 --> 00:14:33,189
Yeah, well, Boop Boop didn't like Bubba.
398
00:14:33,257 --> 00:14:36,192
- Oh, my God.
- Babe, it's just a nickname.
399
00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:37,493
It's not just a nickname, Dre.
400
00:14:37,595 --> 00:14:39,462
- I'm missing everything.
- Well, if you feel like
401
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:40,763
you're missing everything from working,
402
00:14:40,865 --> 00:14:42,378
then there's something you could do...
403
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:43,833
- Oh, babe.
- or not do.
404
00:14:43,901 --> 00:14:45,835
Mm'kay, you know?
405
00:14:45,937 --> 00:14:47,870
This is like the fifth time
you've brought this up, Dre.
406
00:14:47,923 --> 00:14:50,552
Oh, actually, it's only the third.
407
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:51,807
- Oh, it's the third time?
- Mm-hmm. But who's counting?
408
00:14:51,909 --> 00:14:53,778
- You want me to be a stay-at-home mom?
- Well...
409
00:14:53,803 --> 00:14:54,821
- Really?
- Mm...
410
00:14:54,846 --> 00:14:56,779
Just want me to be, like, a day drinker?
411
00:14:56,881 --> 00:14:58,180
A lady of leisure?
412
00:14:59,751 --> 00:15:03,152
Just lunching, watching "Ellen"?
413
00:15:03,254 --> 00:15:04,553
Those women also
take care of their children.
414
00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:06,022
Whatever you say, Dre.
415
00:15:07,258 --> 00:15:08,858
And why are you pushing this
so hard, anyway?
416
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,559
- Am I?
- Yeah, Dre.
417
00:15:10,621 --> 00:15:12,862
You know that this is not just
a job for me.
418
00:15:12,964 --> 00:15:14,196
This is who I am.
419
00:15:14,298 --> 00:15:15,164
I'm not some woman
420
00:15:15,266 --> 00:15:16,732
who just wants to be taken care of.
421
00:15:16,817 --> 00:15:17,733
But you could be.
422
00:15:17,835 --> 00:15:19,201
You're embarrassing yourself.
423
00:15:19,303 --> 00:15:20,870
Seriously.
424
00:15:29,476 --> 00:15:31,209
- Oh. Hey.
- Hey!
425
00:15:31,277 --> 00:15:32,610
Since when do you vacuum?
426
00:15:32,679 --> 00:15:34,645
What? Girl, I do it all.
427
00:15:35,815 --> 00:15:38,916
And I'm... I am not
trying to wake up my baby
428
00:15:39,018 --> 00:15:40,418
who I miss seeing
429
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:41,986
all day long when I'm at work.
430
00:15:42,088 --> 00:15:45,056
- Okay, that was convincing.
- Thank you.
431
00:15:45,124 --> 00:15:46,757
Well, I'm gonna put this in the car,
432
00:15:46,826 --> 00:15:48,826
- and then I am all done.
- Oh, okay.
433
00:15:48,928 --> 00:15:49,894
Wait, wait!
434
00:15:49,963 --> 00:15:51,028
You... You packed up everything?
435
00:15:51,097 --> 00:15:52,330
I was... I was gonna help you, sweetie.
436
00:15:52,398 --> 00:15:54,365
- No, it's cool. I got it.
- Oh.
437
00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:55,967
Okay.
438
00:15:56,069 --> 00:15:58,603
She's got it.
439
00:15:58,671 --> 00:16:01,505
It's like... okay.
440
00:16:22,662 --> 00:16:23,594
Yes!
441
00:16:23,663 --> 00:16:25,062
I'm coming, Boop Boop!
442
00:16:25,131 --> 00:16:26,330
Damn it, they got me, too.
443
00:16:26,432 --> 00:16:28,499
Okay, this is getting depressing.
444
00:16:28,568 --> 00:16:30,201
Our people cannot catch a break.
445
00:16:31,371 --> 00:16:32,803
Good morning.
446
00:16:32,905 --> 00:16:35,106
Ms. Davis is out sick.
447
00:16:35,174 --> 00:16:37,141
I'm your sub, Ms. Biggs.
448
00:16:38,277 --> 00:16:41,612
Yes, my last name is also my body type.
449
00:16:41,681 --> 00:16:43,714
Some of you will find this hilarious
450
00:16:43,816 --> 00:16:45,683
and feel the need to point it out.
451
00:16:45,785 --> 00:16:47,685
Go ahead.
452
00:16:47,787 --> 00:16:48,819
But remember,
453
00:16:48,921 --> 00:16:51,422
because of a flaw
in the educational system,
454
00:16:51,491 --> 00:16:55,359
it is impossible for me to get fired.
455
00:16:55,428 --> 00:16:58,663
So I can do anything.
456
00:16:58,731 --> 00:17:00,631
Also, pop quiz.
457
00:17:00,733 --> 00:17:02,199
What?
458
00:17:02,301 --> 00:17:04,068
Um, Ms. Biggs,
459
00:17:04,137 --> 00:17:06,270
our cousin was involved in a carjacking
460
00:17:06,372 --> 00:17:08,172
at the intersection
of Adams and Crenshaw.
461
00:17:08,274 --> 00:17:09,940
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
462
00:17:10,043 --> 00:17:11,475
Mm. I bet he was.
463
00:17:11,577 --> 00:17:12,610
Yeah.
464
00:17:12,712 --> 00:17:13,778
What's your cousin's name?
465
00:17:13,846 --> 00:17:16,414
Umm...
466
00:17:16,516 --> 00:17:18,082
Denzel.
467
00:17:18,184 --> 00:17:21,052
Yeah. Denzel.
468
00:17:21,154 --> 00:17:22,086
Washington.
469
00:17:26,426 --> 00:17:27,491
Both of you are grounded.
470
00:17:27,593 --> 00:17:29,060
One week for lying
471
00:17:29,162 --> 00:17:31,128
and another week for lying badly.
472
00:17:31,230 --> 00:17:33,282
But we only did it
because Grandma told us to.
473
00:17:33,329 --> 00:17:35,399
- Yeah.
- Lies, lies, lies.
474
00:17:35,468 --> 00:17:37,134
I tried to tell those kids
475
00:17:37,203 --> 00:17:38,736
that all they need is the good book!
476
00:17:38,838 --> 00:17:40,471
They wouldn't listen. That's all.
477
00:17:40,573 --> 00:17:41,706
Well, well, well.
478
00:17:41,774 --> 00:17:45,076
Looks like the truth
finally caught up with you.
479
00:17:45,178 --> 00:17:47,278
So you better watch out,
480
00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:49,246
because an Honor Man doesn't care
481
00:17:49,348 --> 00:17:50,715
that you're my grandma.
482
00:17:50,817 --> 00:17:53,484
Come for me, Junior.
483
00:17:53,553 --> 00:17:55,419
But know this...
484
00:17:55,488 --> 00:17:59,590
if you come for the queen...
485
00:17:59,692 --> 00:18:02,026
you only get one shot.
486
00:18:02,095 --> 00:18:04,228
Then I won't miss.
487
00:18:05,498 --> 00:18:06,731
All right.
488
00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:15,606
- Dre.
- Hm?
489
00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:16,640
We need to talk,
490
00:18:16,709 --> 00:18:18,809
but I need you to not say anything.
491
00:18:18,911 --> 00:18:20,377
Okay, well, I'm just gonna say thi...
492
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:21,746
Dre, stop. No, zip it. Zip it.
493
00:18:21,814 --> 00:18:23,214
Hm, all right.
494
00:18:23,316 --> 00:18:24,915
For so long,
495
00:18:25,017 --> 00:18:28,185
I have worked so hard to prove myself,
496
00:18:28,287 --> 00:18:31,322
and I have always asked myself
the same question...
497
00:18:31,424 --> 00:18:32,923
can I do it all?
498
00:18:32,992 --> 00:18:35,292
- Of course you can.
- Yes, obviously I can do it all, Dre.
499
00:18:35,394 --> 00:18:36,727
I can do everything. I'm great.
500
00:18:36,829 --> 00:18:38,162
Oh, really?
501
00:18:38,264 --> 00:18:40,664
Listen, my oldest is leaving the house,
502
00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:41,832
her room is empty,
503
00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:42,867
and my last-born
504
00:18:42,969 --> 00:18:44,969
is gonna be grown before I know it
505
00:18:45,071 --> 00:18:47,338
and maybe the question isn't
"can I do it all,"
506
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,774
but "do I want to?"
507
00:18:49,876 --> 00:18:51,876
Babe, that's exactly
what I was gonna tell you.
508
00:18:51,978 --> 00:18:53,477
Can you shut your face?
509
00:18:53,546 --> 00:18:55,646
Dre, you can't be in on this, okay?
510
00:18:55,715 --> 00:18:56,881
The more you want it,
511
00:18:56,983 --> 00:18:58,482
- the more I'm gonna fight against it.
- Why?
512
00:18:58,584 --> 00:18:59,817
Because, Dre,
513
00:18:59,919 --> 00:19:03,254
you cannot give me permission
to change what I want.
514
00:19:03,322 --> 00:19:07,874
The person that I need
permission from is myself.
515
00:19:07,921 --> 00:19:09,860
Look, my entire life,
516
00:19:09,962 --> 00:19:12,696
the story of Rainbow Johnson,
517
00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:14,532
has always started with
518
00:19:14,634 --> 00:19:16,634
"Hi, I'm a doctor,"
519
00:19:16,736 --> 00:19:19,403
but that's only half of my story.
520
00:19:19,505 --> 00:19:20,604
I am many things.
521
00:19:20,706 --> 00:19:23,969
I am a mom, a wife,
522
00:19:24,086 --> 00:19:26,076
- a fashion icon...
- Oh, let's not get crazy.
523
00:19:26,179 --> 00:19:28,379
Fashion icon? Look at this...
524
00:19:28,481 --> 00:19:29,480
Listen.
525
00:19:29,549 --> 00:19:32,249
So maybe I can be all of those things,
526
00:19:32,351 --> 00:19:33,517
just not at the same time.
527
00:19:33,586 --> 00:19:37,254
- So you're saying you're gonna...
- Shhhhhh!
528
00:19:37,356 --> 00:19:38,689
...stay...
529
00:19:39,692 --> 00:19:42,293
Hey, kids? Can you come in here?
530
00:19:42,829 --> 00:19:44,662
Hi.
531
00:19:44,764 --> 00:19:45,896
- Hi, hi, hi.
- Hello.
532
00:19:45,998 --> 00:19:48,365
So, what would you say if I told you
533
00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:49,733
that I was thinking about
534
00:19:49,836 --> 00:19:52,436
maybe staying home from work
for a few months
535
00:19:52,538 --> 00:19:53,804
or, like... or more?
536
00:19:53,906 --> 00:19:55,406
Yes!
537
00:19:55,508 --> 00:19:58,642
This is gonna be the best
senior year ever!
538
00:19:58,744 --> 00:20:00,845
Please tell me you will
chaperone the prom.
539
00:20:00,947 --> 00:20:02,513
Of course I will, sweetheart.
540
00:20:02,615 --> 00:20:05,249
I'm not really sure why you
would want that, but okay.
541
00:20:05,351 --> 00:20:07,091
Will you help us
with our homework again?
542
00:20:07,176 --> 00:20:09,920
- Yeah.
- Uh, duh, every night, carry the 1...
543
00:20:10,022 --> 00:20:11,755
Carry the fun!
544
00:20:13,893 --> 00:20:15,426
Oh, thank God.
545
00:20:15,528 --> 00:20:17,338
We're failing math.
546
00:20:17,475 --> 00:20:18,608
What?
547
00:20:19,268 --> 00:20:20,467
All right, here we are.
548
00:20:20,569 --> 00:20:23,142
Zoey's college move-in.
What do you think, Junior?
549
00:20:23,252 --> 00:20:24,734
I think if she really applied herself,
550
00:20:24,797 --> 00:20:26,578
she wouldn't be going
to a safety school.
551
00:20:26,655 --> 00:20:29,266
Ohh, and proud mama.
552
00:20:29,368 --> 00:20:32,702
Can you believe you have
a child going to college?
553
00:20:32,804 --> 00:20:34,048
Uh, I can't.
554
00:20:34,135 --> 00:20:35,501
I really, really can't.
555
00:20:35,603 --> 00:20:38,971
I... I still get carded
when I check out at BevMo.
556
00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:42,075
That's a courtesy check for women
557
00:20:42,177 --> 00:20:44,544
they think might be drinking
themselves to death.
558
00:20:44,646 --> 00:20:46,179
Oh!
559
00:20:46,281 --> 00:20:49,515
- Aww, there she is! My favorite!
- What?
560
00:20:49,617 --> 00:20:51,150
All right, life is changing.
561
00:20:51,252 --> 00:20:52,218
What do you have to say?
562
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,220
Dad? Can you go now?
563
00:20:54,322 --> 00:20:55,588
Ah.
564
00:20:57,225 --> 00:21:00,093
This... is my life.
565
00:21:00,117 --> 00:21:05,117
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