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Wow.
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It looks like you had
a rougher day than usual...
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which is saying a lot.
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I actually applaud the way you get up
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and do it all over
again and again every day.
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It's like watching you live
a dystopian Judy Blume novel.
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I got expelled.
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Wait, wait, wait.
They can't kick you out.
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They'd lose 30% of the black
population at that school.
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Nope! It's true.
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I just got off the phone
with the school,
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and he's been expelled
for knocking out a student.
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He did what, now?
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- Whoa!
- Cool!
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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What happened, sweetie?
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This is what happened.
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I got jacked for my chaaaaaain!
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[Bleep] is wrong with you, boy?
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My chain!
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- My beautiful, beautiful chain!
- Aww.
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Junior's reaction may look
over-the-top, but it's not.
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Ohh, the horror!
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You see, recently,
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I'd actually began to love him...
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real fatherly love.
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He'd saved up his money
and bought a chain.
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And not just any chain.
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He bought his chain.
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This was a weighty,
18-karat, solid-gold,
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non-allergenic, lobster-clasped,
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Italian Figaro rope... a chain.
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He'd worked for God knows how long
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doing God knows what
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to save up enough money to get it.
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Don't do that. It tickles.
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When it finally came,
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it was perfect.
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In every boy's life, there comes a time
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when he puts aside
the petty things of childhood
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and finds that one article of clothing
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that changes him...
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makes him "that dude."
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For Pops, it was his leather jacket.
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For me, it was my African medallion.
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For Junior, it was his chain.
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Lookin' good in that chain, grandson.
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It's like you're my...
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my real son.
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I mean, you... you are my real son,
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but, you know, it...
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it actually feels like it.
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What the hell happened, son?
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It was awful.
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Whoa!
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Don't do that.
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Please. Just don't.
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No necklaces in class.
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It's a chain!
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Whatever! Put it away!
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I put my "necklace" away.
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This guy.
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Whyyyyy?!
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Hey. What's going on?
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And why are you wearing that turtleneck?
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And why do I suddenly feel like
I don't love you anymore?
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Oh, my God.
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Someone stole my chain.
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What?
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Ohh, the horror!
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Why did you let them take you
from me like this?
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- Why?
- What?
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- Why?!
- Dre!
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- He's right here.
- No, he's not!
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Without a chain,
he's just some light-skinned,
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weirdo kid in a turtleneck.
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- Dre!
- No. No, no.
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He's right.
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- I should tan.
- Okay.
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Do you know who did it, son?
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It was Reggie.
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He used to be
the most popular kid in school,
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until his parents put him on Accutane.
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I don't like that [Bleep].
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I don't like that [Bleep].
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It changed him.
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What should I do, Pops?
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It's your chain, son.
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It's your chain.
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Your chain.
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Yeah, you two are being ridiculous.
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J-Junior, look at me.
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Look... Look at me.
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You ignore them.
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We're gonna go down to the mall.
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We'll go down to that little kiosk,
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and we'll get you a new necklace!
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We'll just get you a new one!
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Uh... Junior.
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It's your chain, son.
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It's your chain.
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I did what they told me to do.
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What?!
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You told him to hit another kid?
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I told him to get his chain back.
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I didn't know he was gonna hurt anybody!
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I did. It was his chain!
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Oh, my God! I can't believe you two!
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And, Junior, what were you thinking?
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- It's his chain...
- So help me, God,
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if you say "It was his chain"
one more time, Dre!
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Okay.
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And I don't know.
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I mean, getting into a fight
and they expel you...
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doesn't that...
doesn't that seem extreme?
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Not considering he broke the kid's jaw.
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I don't like this [Bleep].
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I don't like this [Bleep].
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You broke his jaw?
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You broke his j...
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Can't be doing that, son!
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Jawbreaker!
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What the...
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Man!
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What are we gonna do?
I mean, that's his school.
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He has to go there.
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Don't worry. I'll get him back in.
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I can't even believe that
they're treating him like this.
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Seriously.
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I mean, you know what?
We should trade up.
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Valley Glen is hot garbage anyway.
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Their robotics team...
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it's only ranked fourth nationally.
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Sting's kid
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- doesn't even go there anymore.
- Exactly.
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- The two of you sound ridiculous.
- What?!
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You should send Junior
to the local public school.
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What's the point
in spending all this money
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to live in this damn neighborhood
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if you're gonna turn your nose up
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at the school
that's right down the street?
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Public school?!
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Might as well send him to Afghanistan!
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Mm, here you go.
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I went to public school.
Now, look how I turned out.
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- Okay, that's not a good argument.
- Yes, look how you turned out.
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Hey, hey, come on, Pops.
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You know there are enough strikes
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against black kids in this country.
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He's looking at me like that
because he knows I'm right.
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Black Americans have always
had a difficult road
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when it comes to public education.
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Separate was never really equal.
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Jim Crow laws made any chance
of black students
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getting a fair shake at a good education
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almost impossible until 1954,
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when the Supreme Court heard a case
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by this smart,
wavy-haired brother right here,
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Thurgood Marshall.
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Brown vs. Board of Education
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declared that separate but equal schools
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are inherently not equal.
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The court called for desegregation
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with all deliberate speed.
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But black folks got hit
with the okeydoke.
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Thanks to deliberate speed,
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it took 10 years to desegregate
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just 1% of segregated schools.
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But then Title IV hit
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and authorized the federal government
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to finally say, "Integrate,
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or get zero money from us.
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A lot of people were not happy
about this, but who cares?
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The Supreme Court
had finally got it right.
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I wonder what's different about them.
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Over the next few decades,
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integration rates reached
an all-time high.
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And wouldn't you know it...
national testing scores
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were also higher than they'd ever been.
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So since things were going so great,
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what did we do?
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[Bleep] it up, of course.
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In 1991, the Supreme Court decided
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their mandatory integration ruling
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was never meant to be permanent,
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upending Thurgood Marshall
life's work by one vote.
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He would retire later that same year.
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In less than a decade,
our nation's test scores
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dropped to 50-year lows.
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In 2014, a study showed
that public schools
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are less integrated now than they were
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when Martin Luther King
was killed in 1968.
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Our schools were more crowded,
less diverse,
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and more dangerous than ever.
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Luckily enough for my kids,they go to private school,
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where they can get a great
education and feel safe.
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And if I can give my kid a leg up
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by sending him to private school,
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then that's what I'm gonna do.
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Mm-hmm, and why you think
I moved Heaven and Earth
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to put Dre in a private school
when he was a kid?
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You shot me
and took my disability check.
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Yeah, well...
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The Lord works in mysterious ways.
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Whatever.
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I am totally open-minded
when it comes to education,
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and the fact is that
I probably would've gone
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to public school myself
if I was not an Indigo child.
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Not right now. Okay, babe?
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What are you talking about?
I got a leaf in Divination.
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What are you talking about?
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Bow was clearly lost in space,
and Pops would be fine
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if Junior ended up as a Pullman Porter.
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It was up to me to make sure
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Junior got into
another good private school,
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and that's exactly
what I was going to do.
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I got on the phone
and called around town.
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But it seemed like Junior's reputation
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of being an angry, jawbreaking
black kid preceded him.
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Trying to get him
into a new private school
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turned out to be a lot harder
than I thought.
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Well, we didn't want to go
to your punk-ass school anyway.
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That was our last one on the list.
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We actually did want to go
to that punk-ass school.
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Well...
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Junior's gonna have to go
to public school.
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- Hey. What are you doing?
- Hey.
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Well, Junior's starting public school,
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so I'm trying to
come up with something nice
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to say about him at his funeral.
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- Wha...
- "My son...
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had a chain."
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Dre!
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Junior survived you for 17 years.
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He's gonna be fine in public school.
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Ehh... I don't know, babe.
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Our kids weren't built
for public school.
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They were raised in captivity.
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He's gonna be fine.
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School is school,
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and Junior's gonna be great
wherever he goes.
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Okay.
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Dad hates spending money.
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If this works out for Junior,
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he could put us in public school.
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What is that even like?
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♪ Been spending most their lives ♪
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Turn it off.
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Turn it off.
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♪ Been spending... ♪
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So, after seven different
high-school movies,
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what did we learn?
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That public school principals
carry baseball bats
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and it was okay to use
homophobic slurs in the '80s.
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This is not us.
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Why so glum, Dre?
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Don't tell me you're still pouting
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about Chris Paul wisely choosing
a Confederate state
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where he doesn't have to pay
any income tax.
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Almost as bad.
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Junior may have to go to public school.
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Public, like a toilet?
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Ugh! Are they still doing that?
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Come on, Dre. You make enough money.
265
00:09:57,596 --> 00:09:59,463
You can opt out of that nonsense.
266
00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:02,633
In fact, it is a miracle that
you survived public school.
267
00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:04,702
Actually, I went to private school.
268
00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:05,736
What?!
269
00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:08,205
Was it like a... black private school?
270
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,874
So, you're sending your son
to public school to punish him.
271
00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:11,909
I get that.
272
00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:13,143
You know, my parents, they, uh...
273
00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:14,812
they wanted to knock me down a few pegs,
274
00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,147
so they sent me to
public school... in Greenwich.
275
00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:18,015
Greenwich?
276
00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:19,216
It's not what you think, Dre.
277
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,617
There's a lot of diversity there.
278
00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:24,054
I mean, sure, there's families
like the Kelloggs and the Posts,
279
00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:25,456
but there were also kids
280
00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:27,558
whose families owned
lesser cereal companies, too.
281
00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:30,594
Sure, that worked out for you
because of your ZIP code.
282
00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:32,830
But the public schools
that black and brown kids
283
00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:34,665
have to go to have all been abandoned.
284
00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:36,066
Classic white flight.
285
00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:38,035
Yeah, we move to your neighborhoods,
286
00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:39,370
you guys are out.
287
00:10:39,438 --> 00:10:41,123
We move to your schools,
288
00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,273
- you guys are out.
- Mm-hmm.
289
00:10:42,274 --> 00:10:44,274
We move to your Cheesecake Factories,
290
00:10:44,343 --> 00:10:45,376
you guys are out.
291
00:10:45,444 --> 00:10:47,211
God, do I miss the Cheesecake Factory.
292
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,178
It's still open.
293
00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,313
Okay, Dre.
294
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:52,116
See, you guys don't know
how serious this is.
295
00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:54,418
You send your kids to private school
296
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,786
to keep them on top.
297
00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:57,988
I send my son to private school
298
00:10:58,057 --> 00:11:00,290
to get him in the game
in the first place.
299
00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:02,793
You guys are here, and we are here.
300
00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:03,761
Mnh...
301
00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:04,895
Mm.
302
00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,363
Well, just get ready
to be a granddad again.
303
00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:07,898
None of my kids have kids.
304
00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:10,534
Okay, Dre.
305
00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:13,637
What about you, Charlie?
Did you go to public school?
306
00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:15,305
- I did, in fact, Joshua.
- Hmm.
307
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,641
My school shared grounds
with a gator farm.
308
00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:19,576
I was number 5 in my class.
309
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,078
Number 1 for humans.
310
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:25,416
But if I did have a son,
I'd send him to private school.
311
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,017
Uh...
312
00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:30,087
you do have a son, Charlie.
313
00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:31,522
Eustace!
314
00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:37,728
You, uh... you sure you don't
want to go check on him?
315
00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:39,563
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
316
00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:41,398
Yeah, I'll go... I'll go check on him.
317
00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:44,301
Get some gas first
and then play the lottery.
318
00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:46,036
Put some air in my tire.
319
00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:47,371
You need something?
320
00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:48,672
No. I'm good.
321
00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,040
All right.
322
00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:51,375
Let's see if I got everything.
323
00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:53,677
- I'll take some Milk Duds.
- Okay, gotcha.
324
00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:56,180
So, I work with lunatics,
but they did make me think
325
00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:57,881
about our public school decision.
326
00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:00,217
I wonder where Bow's head was at.
327
00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:01,385
- Oh. Hey. Oh!
- Hi!
328
00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:03,454
I heard what happened to Junior!
329
00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:05,289
Yeesh! Are you okay?
330
00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:07,691
Uh... yeah. We're... We're fine.
331
00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:09,393
So, where's he gonna go? Oakwood?
332
00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:10,994
- Crossroads, Flintridge?
- No.
333
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,429
Oh! Harvard Westlake!
334
00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:15,332
No, he's actually gonna go
to the public school.
335
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,601
Oh, is there a new private school
336
00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:18,802
called "Public School"?
337
00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:22,639
No. A-An actual public school.
338
00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:24,241
Sherman Oaks High?
339
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,576
- Yeah, it's, like, right up the street.
- Sher...
340
00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:28,112
- Sherman Oaks High?
- Yeah.
341
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:29,813
- Oh, yay!
- Yeah.
342
00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:31,348
Yeah, you know, we...
343
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,217
always wanted to send our kids
to public school...
344
00:12:33,241 --> 00:12:34,476
- ...but then we remembered
- You should.
345
00:12:34,477 --> 00:12:38,322
that we live in Los Angeles,
so we cannot.
346
00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:39,590
- But you can.
- Ehh.
347
00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:41,184
- No, you actually can.
- Not really.
348
00:12:41,231 --> 00:12:42,359
- You... You can.
- Mm...
349
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,261
Well, all right. Well, we are.
350
00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:46,663
Um... I was watching
a documentary the other day.
351
00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:48,932
Fun fact... when whales leave
352
00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:50,501
- their fun little sea parks...
- Mm-hmm.
353
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,369
...the public whales drown them.
354
00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:54,938
Wait. What are...
I don't... What are you saying?
355
00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:57,841
You know, I got the, like...
356
00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,243
Nothing. I'm not saying anything.
357
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:01,345
I'm sure Junior's gonna be just fine!
358
00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,280
- You're a real hero.
- No...
359
00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:05,916
So brave!
360
00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:08,318
- So brave.
- I don't...
361
00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:09,686
I'm starting to freak out.
362
00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:11,522
- I'm gonna need you to calm me down.
- I don't know, Dre.
363
00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:13,757
I actually think I'm gonna
need you to calm me down.
364
00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:16,326
Janine really scared me about
Junior going to public school.
365
00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:18,495
You should be. Junior's toast.
366
00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:19,897
He's gonna be a child left behind.
367
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,332
Oh, my God.
The whales are gonna drown him.
368
00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:23,800
Not if the gators get him first.
369
00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:25,135
Oh, my God.
370
00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:26,703
- I'm so scared.
- Me too!
371
00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:28,205
Do you know how much money
in property taxes
372
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:29,840
I'm supposed to be paying
for that school?
373
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:32,776
Why don't you two idiots
go down there and see the place?
374
00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:34,077
Where did you come from?
375
00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:37,814
Hi, Zo. H...
376
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:39,917
O-Ow!
377
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:41,385
My clavicle!
378
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,586
Quit whining.
379
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,788
Word on the street is,
you're going to public school.
380
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:47,491
You're gonna need to toughen up
if you want to survive.
381
00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:50,027
You do want to survive, right?
382
00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:51,295
Right?
383
00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:52,663
Yeah.
384
00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:53,931
Great. Follow me.
385
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,702
Ow! My other clavicle.
386
00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:03,974
What's the point of this?
387
00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:04,942
Bury it.
388
00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:06,543
What?! No!
389
00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:08,412
Look, I'm only gonna tell you this once.
390
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,315
It's either you or the cape
that's gonna end up in there.
391
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:12,382
The choice is yours.
392
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:22,125
All right. As soon you get there,
393
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,428
you got to walk up
to the biggest kid in the school
394
00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:25,963
and hit him right in the face.
395
00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:27,331
How do you know all of this?
396
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:29,299
You can't become a cool girl
in private school
397
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,902
without having questionable
friends in public school.
398
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:35,072
Come on! The strong get tested,
the weak get rested!
399
00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:36,773
You want to take a tour of the school?
400
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:37,908
We don't do that.
401
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:39,409
Just show up with a piece of mail.
402
00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:41,144
That's your admission process?
403
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,280
A Pennysaver? A Chipotle mailer?
404
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,082
A Valpak?
405
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:47,851
Even if it says "Occupant,"
we'll believe you.
406
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,754
And if you forget it,
we will not follow up.
407
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,028
He's gonna be gator meat.
408
00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:01,999
Okay, let's go over this one more time.
409
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:04,501
So, you have all
the emergency numbers, right?
410
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,870
Do not hesitate to use them.
411
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:08,939
Hey. Hey.
412
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:10,741
Oh.
413
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:11,975
Goodbye, my son.
414
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,777
We've had some good times together.
415
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,921
Like that time
you first got your gold chain
416
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:17,547
- Yeah.
- And, uh...
417
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,016
and when you first wore that gold chain
418
00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:20,684
and, uh...
419
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,152
some other times
I can't recall right now,
420
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,453
but it's all good.
421
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:24,955
It's all good.
422
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,089
I'll see you guys on the other side.
423
00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:27,291
- Okay.
- Okay.
424
00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:28,659
- I hope.
- Yeah, okay. One more hug, honey.
425
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,261
I love you so much.
You're such a handsome boy.
426
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:35,732
You know what, babe?
427
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,601
The place actually doesn't look so bad.
428
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:40,237
Surprisingly tranquil.
429
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,144
- Junior? Junior?
- Son!
430
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:49,146
- Aah! Oh!
- Somebody grabbed my booty!
431
00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,248
We just got to get out of here,
all right? It's about us now.
432
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,784
He hasn't answered any of my texts!
433
00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:56,553
Maybe the school
just doesn't have reception.
434
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:57,821
Of course it doesn't!
435
00:15:57,923 --> 00:15:59,489
We sent him to a prison.
436
00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:01,625
We failed our son.
437
00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:04,695
Sure have. I told you...
just let me shadow him.
438
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,830
- What?
- I'd blend right in.
439
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,766
Do a side ponytail and some go-go boots.
440
00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:13,537
I'd look like
a gorgeously overdeveloped teen.
441
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,771
Yeah.
442
00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:16,807
Mom, Dad, great news!
443
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,276
Junior's the hot dog weenie
we always knew he was!
444
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:20,711
- What?
- What are you guys talking about?
445
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,346
A video surfaced of the fight.
446
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,247
Junior didn't break that kid's jaw.
447
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,516
Junior found Reggie after school.
448
00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:28,585
They got into a major stare-down.
449
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,054
And then Junior took
a wild swing and missed.
450
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,856
because Reggie had fainted.
451
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:35,158
The water fountain broke his jaw.
452
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:36,660
- Oh.
- See?
453
00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:38,829
Turns out Reggie has a condition
454
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,398
that causes him to faint when
he's feeling least threatened.
455
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,000
Yeah, this makes way more sense.
456
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,203
It's called a confidence-induced stroke.
457
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,271
Kanye gets them all the time.
458
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:50,307
This means he could go back.
459
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:51,641
This is so great for us!
460
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:52,609
Huh?
461
00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:55,245
Us, like... like, as in a family.
462
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,480
- Uh-huh.
- You know? Like, together.
463
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:59,383
Mom! Dad! I'm home!
464
00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:00,283
Baby!
465
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,419
Oh, my goodness! Oh!
466
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:03,653
Did you hear the good news?
467
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,989
You get to go back
to being the dorky, boring,
468
00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:08,325
sheltered, private-school loser
you've always been.
469
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:11,061
What are you talking about?
I'm not going anywhere.
470
00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:12,896
I love public school.
471
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,230
- Huh?
- What?
472
00:17:16,199 --> 00:17:18,558
You love public school?
473
00:17:18,613 --> 00:17:19,946
I'm not surprised.
474
00:17:20,015 --> 00:17:23,216
With my training, he's probably
running the yard already.
475
00:17:23,318 --> 00:17:24,484
Actually...
476
00:17:24,552 --> 00:17:26,619
I was about to take your advice.
477
00:17:26,721 --> 00:17:29,589
Yo, my parents took me to
Harry Potter World this weekend.
478
00:17:29,691 --> 00:17:31,424
That place was lit!
479
00:17:31,526 --> 00:17:32,792
And check this out!
480
00:17:32,894 --> 00:17:34,027
Oh!
481
00:17:34,129 --> 00:17:36,162
My dude's cape game is on point!
482
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,064
Turns out, in public school,
483
00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:41,734
I can actually be myself
and people will like me for me.
484
00:17:41,803 --> 00:17:44,737
I've already got cool nicknames,
like Meal Ticket and Way Out.
485
00:17:44,806 --> 00:17:45,738
- Oh, boy.
- That's not that cool.
486
00:17:45,807 --> 00:17:49,042
And one cute girl
who, like yourself, Mom,
487
00:17:49,144 --> 00:17:51,577
also happens to be a mother of five.
488
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:54,414
Even invited me to a foursome.
489
00:17:54,516 --> 00:17:55,982
But I don't golf, so...
490
00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:01,020
And the best part is, I'm not
the only black kid anymore.
491
00:18:01,089 --> 00:18:03,156
I even counted, like,
six black teachers.
492
00:18:03,224 --> 00:18:05,591
Not to mention that
they have a vending machine
493
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:07,293
with actual soda in it.
494
00:18:07,362 --> 00:18:09,295
I had my very first Mountain Dew today.
495
00:18:09,364 --> 00:18:12,331
It was... glorious.
496
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,434
Thought long and hard about it, guys.
497
00:18:14,502 --> 00:18:16,102
I'm staying at Sherman Oaks.
498
00:18:16,171 --> 00:18:17,703
- We're screwed.
- Totally.
499
00:18:17,772 --> 00:18:20,573
And I'd like you to invest
my private-school tuition
500
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,942
in an immensely low-risk money market.
501
00:18:23,011 --> 00:18:24,977
Huh. Well, it doesn't work like that.
502
00:18:25,046 --> 00:18:26,379
You are a child,
503
00:18:26,448 --> 00:18:29,315
and you don't get to decide
where you get to go.
504
00:18:29,384 --> 00:18:32,652
You're fortunate to have
private school as an option.
505
00:18:32,754 --> 00:18:34,087
Your dad has a very good point.
506
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,289
And you're getting your gold chain back.
507
00:18:36,357 --> 00:18:37,056
Maybe not.
508
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,192
No. Dad, don't you see?
509
00:18:39,294 --> 00:18:41,294
I don't need my chain anymore.
510
00:18:41,396 --> 00:18:43,529
My chain is inside me.
511
00:18:43,598 --> 00:18:45,331
- Wait...
- Just leave it.
512
00:18:45,366 --> 00:18:49,335
Public school fills me with
that same warm, fuzzy feeling
513
00:18:49,437 --> 00:18:50,670
that my chain did.
514
00:18:50,772 --> 00:18:52,839
- What is that called?
- Confidence?
515
00:18:52,941 --> 00:18:55,541
- Yes! Confidence.
- Oh, boy.
516
00:18:55,643 --> 00:18:57,510
It's glorious.
517
00:18:57,579 --> 00:18:59,579
Just like Mountain Dew.
518
00:19:01,950 --> 00:19:03,816
I don't know, Bow.
519
00:19:03,885 --> 00:19:06,219
I'm still worried
about public school for Junior.
520
00:19:06,287 --> 00:19:07,753
I just want what's best for him.
521
00:19:07,822 --> 00:19:11,224
You know, I had so many great
opportunities after graduation,
522
00:19:11,292 --> 00:19:13,759
and I just want him
to have the same access.
523
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,461
Oh, my God.
524
00:19:15,563 --> 00:19:16,896
Am I Stevens?
525
00:19:16,965 --> 00:19:18,564
Worse... you're Black Stevens.
526
00:19:18,633 --> 00:19:20,967
See, y'all are part
of a much bigger problem.
527
00:19:21,069 --> 00:19:23,136
For years, bougie black folk
in this country
528
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,505
have turned their back
on their community schools
529
00:19:25,573 --> 00:19:26,606
instead of trying to improve them.
530
00:19:26,674 --> 00:19:28,107
That's what you call Black Flight.
531
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,443
And what was it called when
you sent me to private school?
532
00:19:30,512 --> 00:19:31,878
Being scared of your mama.
533
00:19:31,946 --> 00:19:33,546
You know what, Dre?
534
00:19:33,648 --> 00:19:35,014
- Hmm?
- We're always so worried
535
00:19:35,116 --> 00:19:36,616
about the fact that
we're raising him in a bubble.
536
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:37,717
This way, he's gonna be around
537
00:19:37,819 --> 00:19:39,452
different people
of different backgrounds.
538
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:41,287
Maybe this could be good for Junior.
539
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:42,355
Yeah.
540
00:19:42,457 --> 00:19:43,856
It could make him cooler.
541
00:19:43,958 --> 00:19:45,024
He's pretty cool.
542
00:19:45,126 --> 00:19:47,860
- Hey, guys! Check it out!
- Oh.
543
00:19:47,962 --> 00:19:49,896
Oooh!
544
00:19:49,998 --> 00:19:50,930
Casting a spell there?
545
00:19:51,032 --> 00:19:51,998
- Yeah!
- Yeah.
546
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,799
- Let me get this pizza.
- Little spell.
547
00:19:56,171 --> 00:19:59,205
Remember when he had a chain?
548
00:19:59,307 --> 00:20:01,541
It was his chain, Dre.
549
00:20:01,643 --> 00:20:02,909
His chain.
550
00:20:07,712 --> 00:20:09,547
Parents are out of town this weekend!
551
00:20:09,603 --> 00:20:12,029
- You know what that means?
- Marvel movie marathon!
552
00:20:12,084 --> 00:20:13,284
M.C.U.!
553
00:20:13,385 --> 00:20:16,019
Should we watch best to worst
or chronological?
554
00:20:16,121 --> 00:20:17,353
Oh, chronological.
555
00:20:17,455 --> 00:20:21,090
We start with "Captain America:
The First Avenger."
556
00:20:21,192 --> 00:20:25,028
Well, "Guardians of the Galaxy"
takes place in outer space,
557
00:20:25,130 --> 00:20:27,764
which could transpire
over any time span.
558
00:20:27,866 --> 00:20:29,065
So take a knee.
559
00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:30,466
Hello, boys.
560
00:20:30,568 --> 00:20:31,734
Does anyone want to listen
561
00:20:31,836 --> 00:20:34,137
to the new Luther Vandross with me?
562
00:20:34,239 --> 00:20:35,705
Hey!
563
00:20:35,807 --> 00:20:37,340
All right, now.
564
00:20:37,442 --> 00:20:39,442
I'm blending in.
565
00:20:39,466 --> 00:20:44,466
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