All language subtitles for Magnum P.I. - S02E18 - A World of Trouble.en_

Magnum!

Magnum!

Magnum, I can literally hear this music

all the way from the study!

Oh, my God.

Hey, Higgins.

Jin, are you kidding me?

What? Are you shocked
that I'm crashing with Magnum

or that I'm really good at billiards?

Uh, I'm shocked that
you're running around naked.

I thought Europeans were cool
about this kind of thing.

Oh, I get it.

The temptation's too strong.

- It's all about controlling your urges.
- Jin,

it is about having the common
courtesy to wear clothes

when you're a guest in somebody's home.

Yeah. All right.

That makes sense. My bad.

Okay, great. Would you just go
and cover up, please?

I can't. Today is laundry day.

Literally everything that I own
is being washed right now.

How long have you even been here?

Couple of days.

Oh, congratulations
on the wedding, by the way.

I always saw you and Magnum together.

All right, Jin,
we're not together, as you know.

I'm sure Magnum explained that this is

just a-a, a business arrangement.

Right. It's about the green card.

You should've called me, by the way.

I could've hooked you up.

Jin, we wanted to do this legally.

All right?

It's about staying in the country

and out of prison.

"Legally."

I hate to break it to you, future Mrs. M,

but you're still committing a crime.

I... Oh, my God.

No, it's...

You're the one committing a crime.

Mr. Masters spent $20,000
on that pool table

that you are currently mounting.

Would you just please

get off it?

Right after this shot.

Where is Magnum, anyway?

Out. Something
about the upcoming nuptials.

All right!

Whoa!

Check this guy out.

Magnum. Thomas Magnum.

Looking sharp, TM.

It's pretty nice, right?

Fits like a glove, bruddah.

Give me a sec, fellas.

It's my fiancée.

Hey, Higgy.

Where are you?
Our client meeting in Wahiawa

is in 30 minutes, and the traffic is bad.

Oh, yeah. No, I'm getting fitted
for a tux right now.

You know you can just wear

- a normal suit for this, right?
- Yeah,

but the more legit it looks,
the more likely

they're gonna rubber-stamp
your green card.

Yeah, I know. I just...

You're really putting yourself
out for this.

No, no. Actually, Kamekona's buddy

is hooking me up with a tux.

Okay. I just...

I don't want to be a burden.

Listen, we really are running late.

It's best if we meet there.

It's Wahiawa Elementary School.
I'll text you the address.

Okay.

I got to go, guys.

Us, too.

Yeah. Hey. Don't forget.

Bachelor party. 9:00 p.m.

Kammy, Shammy.

I got to say,

when I brought up
the marriage plan to Higgins,

I was just trying to help a friend.

But now I'm actually kind of excited.

Before he died, my dad told me

two of the most important
things a man leaves behind

are his friends and his family.

Doing this...

marrying Higgins...

keeps my friends and my family together.

Better not be this late to the altar.

I wouldn't dare.

Come on. I'll introduce you
to Principal Mahelona.

You pick your bridesmaids yet?

Yes. Kumu has actually agreed
to be my maid of honor.

Obviously.

And I've asked Noelani to
be a bridesmaid as well.

Other than that, I don't know
too many women on the island,

so I was thinking about
asking Tani and Quinn.

Quinn? Score for Rick.

Kumu.

Ah. Makani. Oh.

This is Thomas and Juliet.

- Thank you for coming all this way.
- Hi.

Oh, yeah. Don't mention it.
Anything for a friend of Kumu's.

Please take a seat.

So,

how can we help you?

For as long as I've been here,

the school has been underfunded.

But for the past 18 months,

we've been blessed with a benefactor.

They've donated school supplies,

gym equipment, even computers.

That's very generous.

It's made a profound difference.

The crazy thing is,

we have no idea who this person is.

How is that?

Well, when the first gift arrived,
it came with instructions

to use a suggestion box that is
to be left outside the building.

All we had to do
was put a note in the box.

Any items we asked for magically
appeared in a few days.

They must have been dropped off
in the middle of the night.

Kind of like writing to Santa.

Yes. And their only request

was they wished to remain anonymous.

So we never publicized the donations

or tried to learn who was behind them.

But now we need to know.

And why is that?

Because I'm worried
something's happened to them.

If you don't know who it is,

how could you know that?

Normally, when a note is left in the box,

it's gone the next day.

Five days ago, I left a note

in the box, and it's still there.

I really feel like something's wrong.

Well, there are plenty of reasons

why that note
might not have been picked up.

We teach caring and compassion
here, as well as academics.

I tell our students
that one act of kindness

leads to another

and another and another.

Whoever this person is,

they're a guardian angel to our school.

I just need to know that they're okay.

Well, we'd be happy
to, uh, take the case.

Hmm. Mahalo.

Now, about your rate...

No, no, no. There's no need

to discuss that. Um, we're happy to do it

pro bono.

Kumu, I told you
I didn't want any special favors

on account of our friendship.

I don't think that's it.

Listen, you said it yourself.

One act of kindness leads to another.

We can't take your money.

Mahalo.

Okay. I'm gonna stay and go
through the security footage.

It's a good thing
we're doing this pro bono.

It's one of those cases
that could drag on forever.

That happens?

Yeah. Clients end up burning

through a lot of cash because it's

practically impossible to solve.

But this is basically
a missing persons case,

and we've handled plenty of those before.

Yeah, but this time we don't even know

who the missing person is.

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Attention, everybody!

Attention! I need everybody's
attention in the bar, please.

That includes you in the back!

Listen up!

Today, we have the honor
to have a true American hero

in our presence.

Master Gunnery Sergeant Sean Murphy,

whose career with the U.S. Marines ends

after 30 years of service.

Can you believe it? Huh?

Can you believe it?

In that time, Murph has saved lives,

defended freedom, and protected
this great nation of ours.

Everybody raise up your glasses.

To Murph.

Welcome to paradise.

Love you, pal.

- Yeah, Murph!
- You.

- Oorah!
- Oorah!

- Was that really necessary? Huh?
- Oh. Come on.

Don't be embarrassed.

I meant every word of it,
too, pal, all right?

- So, it's real, man.
- Yeah.

You're taking off your boots for good.

How do you feel?

I can't believe it's over.

I'm gonna miss it.

But I got to say

I'm kind of excited
about starting a new life.

And what better place than here?

Hey, listen, you ready for that
interview I lined up for you?

Orville, relax.

The man's been here a day and a half.

I thought taking off his
uniform meant taking it easy.

Hey. Taking it easy's
not my thing, all right?

Yeah, listen,
my buddy Ronnie runs a shipping dock.

He's looking for a few new security guys.

- Sounds like a dream gig.
- Yeah.

After executing raids downrange,

I think I can handle
protecting a dock, right?

Piece of cake.

Hey, look, for real, guys,

I'm glad it's you two that
are helping me make the move.

I love you guys.

We love you, man.

- Glad you're here, Murph.
- Hey.

Glad you're here.

I can't thank you
enough for helping Makani.

Of course. Someone like her deserves it.

She's always been a good person.

Went to college on the mainland.

Could have done anything
but came back here to teach.

A few years ago,
she took over the school.

Done wonders with the place.

- Hey. Any updates?
- No.

I'm just taking another partial print

and running it now.

- You?
- Yes, actually.

A couple months ago,
the benefactor donated

15 monitors to the school.

I found a SKU on the back of one
of the boxes, traced it back

to a Home Buy 21 store in Kapolei.

The manager's checking to see
if they can locate the buyer.

- Anything?
- Unfortunately not. No.

Oh. Might not matter.
This is the, uh, manager now.

Hello.

Yes.

Are you sure?

Okay.

Thank you.

What is it?

Well, according to the manager,

those monitors were stolen.

So the benefactor donated stolen goods?

Yeah.

Seems as though
our missing person is a thief.

Is that my aloha shirt?

Correction... it's our shirt.

I didn't think you'd mind.

Yeah, I do mind.

- Okay, I'll just take it off, then.
- No, no, no,

no, no. Your naked image

is already burned into my retina
forever, thank you very much.

Don't ask.

- So, should I change or not? I...
- No, no, no.

We have more pressing matters.

Ooh. Yummy. I love police reports.

We need you to look at the report
and see if you recognize the M.O.

Okay. For my expertise

to be most effective, I need context.

Okay. So, a bunch of items
were anonymously donated

to Wahiawa Elementary School.

We traced the serial numbers
back to several big chain stores

on the island.

All of the items were stolen.

So we were wondering

if you could maybe help
us identify the thief.

Hang on. Wait,
someone did all the legwork,

risked their freedom, got away with it,

and then just gave all the stuff away?

Yeah. Kind of like
a modern-day Robin Hood.

More like a modern-day idiot.

As a former thief, I'm deeply offended.

Jin, the reports.

Okay. Sorry, roomie.

- Please don't call me that.
- Oh, yeah.

That's reserved for the little missus.

Anyway, um,

okay.

Hmm. Huh.

Well, our Robin Hood
is definitely working alone.

How could you possibly know that?

Well, check it out.

The security alarms were turned off

three minutes before the
cameras went off-line.

So he did one thing
and then another thing.

A crew would have done it simultaneously.

- Hmm.
- He's definitely stealing in bulk.

There's no way he's putting all
that merch inside his pocket.

He needs a truck or a van.

Uh, unless they're stealing
a new car for every score,

they're definitely using
the same vehicle every time.

Well, we do know the deliveries
happened at night,

and we do know
which nights they happened.

So we just need to check the security
cameras surrounding the school and see

if the same van or truck

pops up on each of the delivery nights.

Yeah, but there's not a lot of
homes or businesses in the area.

There are traffic cams. You know
what? I'm gonna text Rick.

He knows a guy at the Department
of Transportation who can help.

I wonder why the thief chose
Wahiawa Elementary School.

I mean, plenty of schools
are not doing so well.

Maybe there's a connection
with the school.

You know how you give to an alma mater?

You know, I gave money to Dickinson.

- That was your high school?
- No, Squirrel Dickinson.

He was my mentor. He was a legend.

You don't know about him?

He taught me everything I know.

He was my alma mater,
and I wanted to give back,

so I gave money to the Squirrel's

prison canteen account
every month when he got busted.

Oddly enough,

your theory actually kind of makes sense.

We still just need to identify the thief

and notify HPD.

Yes, we need to identify our Robin Hood

and make sure they're safe.

That is the job.

Yeah, I know what the job is, Magnum,

but our missing person
is breaking the law.

They're stealing
from a massive corporation,

who I'm sure is insured,

and delivering these goods
to underprivileged children.

Magnum, it's still illegal
and, therefore, wrong.

Look, without his help,
these schools probably

would've shut down.

I-In my opinion, this guy is a hero.

Uh, we can't turn him into the cops.

_

I forgot. I have to, uh,

attend to something.

I'm gonna meet you later, okay?

Okay.

Whoa.

That was weird.

Maybe she's cheating on you already.

Gordon.

Everything all right?

I heard about the wedding.

- How did you...?
- Rick mentioned it.

Look, it's none
of my business, but, uh...

...but getting married
for a green card is a bad idea.

And you and Magnum doing it, even worse.

What makes you say that?

Because you work together.

And because the immigration
people aren't dumb.

They'll ask your clients
if you act like a couple.

Those clients will say no
unless you maintain the lie.

And since you're always together,

that means keeping it up constantly.

With your history undercover,
you know how hard that is.

I do.

If you get caught, and you will...

...the penalty's severe.
You'll both be arrested.

You'll get deported and
Magnum will lose his license.

As a cop, I wish
I didn't know any of this.

But as a friend, I don't want
to see you guys get in trouble.

And by... fake-marrying
your business partner,

you're headed down that road.

Can I ask...

why you wanted to talk
to me about this alone?

I respect the hell out of Magnum

for stepping up to keep you here.

His heart's in the right place.

But in typical Magnum fashion,

I'm pretty sure
he didn't think it through.

You tend to have a more...

reasoned approach to things.

Thanks for your concern, Gordie.

I... I appreciate it.

We got a couple hours

before the interview.

Do you want to prep?

Come on, man, huh?

- I'm not a kid. I got this.
- Okay.

You know what you're gonna say?

You ever even had a job interview?

No. High school I worked
my old man's garage.

Then I enlisted.

All right. Look...

Murph, y-your experience
in the Marines...

it-it's gonna make
this security gig a no-brainer.

Right? Easy.

But you got to land the job first.

That means you got to go in
and talk to Ronnie, the boss,

and convince him
that you really want the job

and you're the best man
for the job, right?

Now, did you bring your résumé?

You forgot the résumé?

Come on, give me a break, huh?

For 30 years I wore my résumé.

Listen, service doesn't always
translate the best

in the civilian world.

Trust me. I had to learn the hard way.

Look, I'll wing it. I'm gonna be fine.

Murph, Murph, just stop for a second.

Murph, listen to me, man.

In the Corps,

everything was laid out for us, right?

They told you where you had
to be, what you had to do.

But when you get out,
you got to start all over again.

You know, you got to make up your own

structure, your own schedule,
your own life.

Now, listen, when I got out,

if Robin Masters hadn't pulled
the strings that he did

for me to get me
that job managing the club,

I'd-I'd still be sitting
in the parking lot

of the ABC Store staring off into space.

All right, so what's your point?

I'm trying to pay it forward.

I'm trying to do for you
what Robin Masters did for me.

Now, listen, I-I know you're used

to giving orders your whole life,

but right now I need you to take one.

I need you to go in there,
interview for that job,

with the résumé, like any normal civvy.

You got it?

I got it.

You got it?

I got it.

I'm gonna go back to the motel,

I'm gonna get my résumé together,

I'm gonna be my normal charming self,

and I'm gonna get that job.

All right. Well, come back here.

We'll have a drink to celebrate.

All right? Love you, pal.

Go get that gig.

- Yeah.
- Go get it.

I don't understand. What is this?

You're joking, bruddah.

It's the cake topper.

And the bride looks just like Higgins.

Yeah, but the groom
looks nothing like me.

He's got blond hair.

Oh, yeah?

There you go.

Afternoon, gents.

Nice cake topper. Is that...?

For us? Yeah.

Kamekona offered to bake us
a wedding cake, free of charge.

That's very generous of you. Thank you.

Did you get the traffic cam footage?

Magnum, has it occurred to you

that our... partnership

might affect the success
of... of this marriage?

No, 'cause it's not a real marriage.

No, I know that. I mean,

perhaps the ruse will become too
much of a challenge to keep up.

Ruses are our bread and butter.

We got this.

There it is.

Same truck from the night
of the last delivery.

Okay. Fast-forward to the next one.

There it is again.

Right.

Truck is registered to one Kalohe Olu.

She could be our Robin Hood.

Looks like five days' worth.

Coffee grounds, but no coffee maker.

Find something?

It's the notes Principal Mahelona

left in the suggestion box.

So Kalohe is our Robin Hood?

Yeah.

Now we just need to find her.

- You catch that car?
- Yeah.

- Looks like they're watching the house.
- They don't look

- like law enforcement.
- Hmm.

Sorry to bother you,
but who are you gentlemen?

Gun!

Kalohe? Are you sure?

We found proof at her home.

I take it you know her?

I was her teacher years ago.

What can you tell us about her?

Her family life was difficult.

Her father was a thief, in and out

of prison, her mother had a drug problem,

wasn't around much.

Would get clean, come back into
Kalohe's life, then relapse.

Sounds awful.

It was.

Then I found out Kalohe was
sleeping overnight at school.

From then on,

I made sure she always had a
place to stay, always had food.

Well, your concern for her
obviously made an impact,

and she wanted to give back to the school

and to the person who helped her.

But the way she's going about it...

I know it's wrong.

But I also know her heart is
in the right place.

You'll still help her, won't you?

Of course we will. Yes.

We just have to find her first.

Did she have any other family?

Anyone else she was close to?

Yes.

There was a family friend
who moved to the islands

when Kalohe was a teenager.

Great.

I haven't seen Kalohe in months.

Do you know where we can find her?

Sorry. I don't.

Uh, please.

Kalohe's in trouble.

There are two men after her.

We just want to help her.

It's okay, Auntie.

How do I know you're not with them?

Look, we can understand
why you'd be skeptical.

But we were hired
by Principal Makani Mahelona.

She's worried about you.

We haven't talked in years.

She asked us to find out
who was leaving the gifts,

and that investigation led us to you.

She told us how she helped you

when you were a child.

Why don't you put the
gun down so we can talk?

Five nights ago, two guys

grabbed me outside work, threw
me in their trunk, took off.

But I managed to escape when
the car slowed for a stop sign.

I presume you jumped out and ran away?

Yeah. It was the middle of nowhere.

They chased me, but I got away.

With what I've been doing, I...

I was too scared to go to the police.

Do you know why these men are after you?

No. But that's why I've been laying low.

In case they try again.

Odds are it has something to do

with your extracurricular activities.

Maybe you stole from the wrong people.

What's the last thing you took?

That can't be it.

- Why do you say that?
- Because the last thing I stole

was 35 fire extinguishers from a
warehouse club store in Waipahu.

The school needed it to get
their building up to code.

We have a list

of all the retail robberies
in the last 18 months,

and there wasn't anything
in Waipahu on that list.

Which means the store
never reported the theft.

Maybe they haven't realized it yet?

Or they didn't want HPD involved.

We got to get back to that school

and check out those fire extinguishers.

Yeah. Those guys are still after you,

so it'd be best if you came with us.

All right, pull it tight first.

- 'Cause it's... All right. All right.
- Yo.

Now you got to go way to TC's side.

It should be center with the ships.

Um, I can't see if it's centered.

- More to TC.
- Sorry, the outrigger.

- A little bit more. All right...
- ...this is killing my shoulder, man.

We need it to be in the
center of the outrigger.

But it's sagging. I can't see its center.

Hang on, hang on, hang on,
hang on. Don't move. Don't move.

Hey, pal. You ready

for the best bachelor party
you'll ever have?

It's totally unnecessary.

Oh, come on. You
said it yourself. It's, uh...

It's got to look legit.
It's all about the optics.

All right, fine.
But as long as you invite Murph.

Oh, yeah.

Murph? No, he wouldn't miss it
for the world.

Hey, I'm sorry
I couldn't make it earlier.

How's he doing, by the way?
He get the job?

Well, he's interviewing

right now.

In fact,

probably crushing it as we speak.

Ah, you know what?

This is my boy Ronnie.
I got to take this.

- Okay. I'll talk to you.
- Bro.

It's Ronnie. It's Ronnie. Hey!

Ronnie, how'd my boy do?

What do you think?

Can't tell if it's good news or bad news.

Furrowed brow.

Pursed lip. Rapid eye blinking.

It ain't good.

- All right, pal. Thanks.
- Well?

He didn't get it, did he?

He never even showed up
for the interview.

I mean, after all the strings
I pulled, he bailed.

Doesn't sound like Murph.

He must have a good reason.

He'd better.

Straight to voice mail.

Murph. Hey, it's Rick.

Call me back.

First he bails on Ronnie,
now he's ghosting us.

Better have a good explanation.

Hey, Murph!

Murph, we're coming in!

Murph?

What's going on, buddy?

I'm sorry, man, I just, uh...

I couldn't do it.

It's okay, Murph. Just...

Just talk to us.

I was 18 when I enlisted.

Just a kid.

For the past 30 years,

I ate and slept at the same time.

I had a mission every day.

I led men into battle.

I had a purpose.

But now it's like...

I don't even know
who the hell I am anymore.

This right here.

This is who I am.

This is who I know how to be.

I can't go back, but...

I'm a damn fool to think
that I could do anything else.

Hey.

I get it.

No. No, no, you don't.

You're wrong.

When I got back, I-I was lost.

I was terrified.

You know the...
you know that story I told you

about Robin helping me out?

Yeah.

Well, I left out
the first half of that story.

I left out the part where...

I tried to reenlist.

Because just like you, I didn't think

I'd fit in anywhere else.

- Sorry.
- He said

I wanted to come back
for the wrong reasons.

You really tried to go back?

You know, I spent most
of my adult life with a...

a rifle in my hand.

And I-I didn't know...

who I was gonna be without that.

You know, I-I didn't know

if I would ever figure out
who that guy was.

It took some time.

But I did.

You know, I had to fake it a lot.

I-I tried to stay busy, you know?

But I had my buddies.

And turned out pretty good.

I'm happy for you.

But I'm not like you.

I'm not.

I appreciate you guys
trying to help me. I really do.

But...

if I was to get that job and-and...

and screw it up...
I mean, you vouched for me.

Hey, I'd do it all over again.

So would this guy.

- Hell, yeah.
- Now, look,

I-I got this guy, uh, Noah.

He works at the bar. He-He's a vet.

He-He's trying
to get his life back on track.

Why don't you join him?

I mean, doing what?

Anything. Everything.

I don't know. I mean,
look, i-it's not exciting,

but it's a safe space.

And there'd be some leeway
because I'm the boss.

Not too much leeway,

but you'd have structure.
You'd have a schedule.

You know, just until you
figure out what you want to do.

It could be good for you, Murph.

Hey, listen.

I'm giving you a shot.

Because you got to
take a chance on yourself.

I just don't believe in myself anymore.

You're Master Gunnery Sergeant
Sean Murphy.

You made us into Marines.

Into men.

Believed in us when we
didn't believe in ourselves.

Now we're gonna believe in
you until you get there.

- Magnum.
- Hey.

One of my HPD contacts ID'd

the owner of the car parked
outside Kalohe's house.

Uh, the guy's name is Owen Shaw.
He lives in Haleiwa.

- Rap sheet?
- Long one.

I'm gonna send you what HPD
has on him right now,

plus his cell phone number.

Great.

Okay, stand by.

Got him.

Shaw appears to be on Kamehameha Highway.

He's heading north.

He could be going home.

I'll keep tabs on him.

Great. I'll meet you at the school.

Hi, Ms. Mahelona.

Kalohe.

You're okay.

I know you won't accept payment,

but I'm absolutely buying
you two a wedding gift.

Kumu says you're getting married.

- Uh, yes. Yes, we are.
- Right. We are.

- This week, actually.
- Wow.

You guys don't seem like a couple.

Well, that's because, uh,
we want to keep things,

uh, professional.

Look, I don't want to cut this short,

but we need to see
your fire extinguishers.

It's very important.

- Fire extinguishers?
- Yes.

Have they all been installed yet?

No. There's a few extras
in the supply room.

The gauge says it's fully charged,

but I don't feel the agent
moving around inside.

Something's off.

There's definitely something
in here, but it's not the agent.

May I?

How'd you get so handy with a saw?

DT was my favorite class at school.

Design technology...
I think you call it shop class.

You were right.
There's something in there.

That's certainly not gonna
put out a fire.

- Is that...?
- Cocaine.

It looks like you stole
these fire extinguishers

from drug dealers.
We got to call Katsumoto.

I don't understand.
Why were they in the store?

An employee must have been using
them to smuggle the drugs.

Magnum. Shaw's on the move. Look.

He was going north on Kamehameha
Highway, away from us.

Now he's coming south,
and far more quickly.

If he veers off here onto the 80,

then he's coming straight to us.

He turned. He's coming this way.

How did he find me?

- Maybe he found Kiana.
- Oh, my God.

Kiana knew where we were going and why.

That means they know the drugs are here,

and they're coming for them.

She's not picking up.
I'm calling the police.

HPD's not gonna make it here
before Shaw and his men do.

And we don't have enough time
to clear everyone out of here.

Look, we only have one play.

We got to get the rest of the drugs

and lead Shaw and his men

as far away from here as we can.

We got to move.

Move.

They're blocking our only way out.

Grab a hold of something.

We've got company.

If this bus has another gear,
you'd better use it!

I'm already redlining it!

Everyone, get down!

Stay down!

Hey, come up front. I have an idea.

Stay down.

- What's the plan?
- Hold onto something.

Growing up, I didn't always love school,

but in the sixth grade I had a teacher

who made science fun.

Okay, everybody brace yourselves again.

One thing I remember, courtesy of Newton,

is a body in motion will remain
in motion, unless...

You all right?

Let's go, let's go.

I brought you a gift.

Fire extinguishers?

Wait till you see what's inside.

And you're certain about this?

'Cause you can take a few days

to think about it, you know.

Okay. Thank you so much.

You're such a good friend.

Bye.

Everything okay?

Yes, everything's fine.

I just thought you'd want
to know that I spoke to Makani.

It looks like the prosecuting attorney

is going to grant Kalohe immunity

in exchange for her testimony.

That's great news.

I'm so happy it's all working out.

I really can't thank you
and Thomas enough.

Oh, it's a pleasure, of course.

You know, I feel guilty
about not planning

a bachelorette party for you.

Kumu...

do I really strike you
as someone who's willing

to place singles inside a G-string

whilst wearing a pornographic crown?

I guess that's more me, huh?

How about dinner, then?

Yes, that'd be great.

Just, um, give me a few minutes.

Okay.

- Hi.
- Hey. Just heading out.

Oh, where are you going?

Bachelor party. Rick insisted.

Just so you know, you got
nothing to worry about.

About that.

Thomas, I...

I've reconsidered
my decision to marry you.

What are you talking about?

I've been thinking about it,

and I just think it's gonna be

far too hard to pull it off.

I mean, our working partnership
is gonna make it

next to impossible, and if we get caught,

the ramifications are too severe.

Yeah, but if you don't do this,
they're gonna send you home.

I know.

So I am getting married.

Just...

to someone else.

I don't understand.

I expressed my concerns
to another good friend,

and he was willing to step in.

Well, okay.

Look, Thomas.

I'm really sorry
to put you through all this.

For what it's worth,

I really appreciate what you
were willing to do for me.

You know?

It means a lot.

So, who are you marrying?

I cannot believe that you're doing it.

Look, if it's me,

then Higgy don't got to
pretend all the time.

We got a better chance
of getting away with it.

And, hey, anything for family, right?

Yeah. Hey, speaking of family,

you think Murph's gonna show up?

I don't know.

I mean, you can give somebody
every opportunity,

but it don't matter
if they don't want it.

♪ Feels like love... ♪

So, how come you never told me

that you tried to reenlist?

Uh... I don't know.

I was embarrassed.

You know, you, Thomas, Nuzo,

you guys seemed to
have it all figured out

when we got back.

I was still finding my way.

Man, it might have
looked easy, but it wasn't.

Look, you should've told us.

We would have been there for you.

- You know I always got your back, right?
- Yeah.

I know you got my back.

♪ And why is it so easy... ♪

Yo, guys! Look who I found.

Oh!

Ha, look what the Shammy drug in.

Been thinking about the job.

Offer still stand?

What, are you kidding me?

Welcome aboard. Come on.

Thank you.

- Happy to have you, brother.
- Happy to be here.

Hey, Tommy!

Hey, what's up, buddy?

- And Jin.
- Jin.

And Jin.

- What's up, man?
- Hey, buddy. Hey!

Shammy. My man!

- How you been?
- Hey, what's going on, man?

Fellas, let's start the festivities.

♪ Workin' like a dog for the boss man ♪

♪ Workin' for the company... ♪

Yeah, sorry about Jules
giving you the shaft, pal.

Yeah, yeah, I got to say

I was kind of bummed out.

You know, I was looking forward
to the wedding,

but Higgins gets to stay
in Hawaii, so it's all good.

, I'm confused.

Where are the strippers?

Dude, it's 2020, man.

Okay. Well, then we can have
20 female strippers

and 20 male strippers... that's equality.

Jin, we're just gonna hang out,

sit down, have a couple drinks,

we're gonna listen to some tunes,

and maybe break out the cards.
You want to join us?

What is wrong with you?

Stag night is a time-honored tradition.

It's all about getting wasted
and making mistakes

and waking up next to
a stranger, Downey-style.

Okay.

You know what I mean, Magnum?

You back me up?

You got to ask TC. It's his celebration.

Then we better get a new cake topper.

Look, the scam will be easier
to pull off if it's me.

- You know, I did not see that coming.
- I know.

I still can't believe
she didn't ask me. So weird.

Come on, I'm sure you were third in line.

I want to say a couple words
to the man of the hour.

TC, I never thought that
I'd be so cool with somebody

stabbing me in the back
and stealing my fiancée.

But I hope you and Higgins
have a-a beautiful

fake life together.

Thank you, brother.

Cheers.

Also-also, to our sister Juliet Higgins,

who now gets to be
a part of our lives forever.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Higgy.