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(DARK CHORAL MUSIC)
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(CHURCH BELL RINGING)
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May God have mercy.
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(SINISTER MUSIC)
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Yay though I walk
through the valley
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of the shadow of death,
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I fear no evil, for
Thou art with me.
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Thy rod, thy staff, comfort me.
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(IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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(GROWLING)
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Hello, Father.
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What took you so long?
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Hello, Lieutenant.
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(EERIE MUSIC)
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Your friend Garvan is
in here with us.
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PRIEST: We were
never friends.
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Your buddy wants to
talk to you but,
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you better give me a moment.
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It's a little crowded in here.
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(RAGTIME PIANO MUSIC)
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(IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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(YELLING)
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No!
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(MUFFLED SPEAKING)
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(GROWLING)
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Come clean, you motherfucker!
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(LAUGHING)
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You think that's gonna save you?
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If you're lucky.
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The devil always wins.
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(IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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Forgive me Father, for
what I'm about to do.
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(DISSONANT MUSIC)
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(GUN FIRING)
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(WIND BLOWING)
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(EERIE ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
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Burn in hell.
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What?
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What happened?
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You were possessed.
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It's over.
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He's gone.
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My wife?
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No! (CRYING)
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Oh God!
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What about my children?
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(YELLING)
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Good God no!
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What about my mother?
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(YELLING)
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And my father. (YELLING)
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My grandfather. (YELLING)
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My (MUFFLED SPEAKING).
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(MAN CRYING AND YELLING)
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What did I do?
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They're all dead.
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I...
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It wasn't you.
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It was him.
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He made you do it.
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Bring the body outside.
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(DARK ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
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(SHATTERING GLASS)
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That's one way to do it.
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(DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
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(HEARSE STARTING)
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(JETS FLYING OVERHEAD)
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CAPTAIN: See that?
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I was a captain,
right off the bat.
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COPILOT: I'd heard.
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CAPTAIN: Yeah, it
was about 4,000.
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Look at that moon.
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Hard to believe, for 40 years
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I've been flying these
unfriendly skies.
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Yep, I remember when
we first met.
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I was just a young, foxy copilot
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with vim and vinegar
in my veins.
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Two decades later, and I'm
still a fuckin' copilot.
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(LAUGHING)
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You of course, are
the big honcho,
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the big man in the sky.
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El Capitan de Cloudos.
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Yes, it's all true, it's me.
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That's me.
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Anyway,
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(MUFFLED VOICE ON RADIO)
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I was saving this for
when we landed.
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I bought it the first time
I ever took over this route.
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Smell that.
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Oh.
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(SIGHING)
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Sweet, you?
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Come on.
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COPILOT: You
really shouldn't.
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CAPTAIN: Last chance.
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There you go.
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Hoo.
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Oh!
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That's smooth.
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Welcome to Viet Kong Airways.
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My name is Amanda, I'm
your hostess.
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If you need anything, ask him.
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Welcome to Viet Kong Airways.
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I'm Denny, if you need anything,
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please ask Amanda.
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40-F.
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Oh yeah, straight on the left.
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MAN: Hi there, ah thank you.
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That's a nice vest.
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Thank you so much.
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Hear that honey?
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Fucking bullshit
you couldn't get
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two seats next to each other.
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We shoulda canceled.
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It's a hiccup, sweetheart.
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All right?
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Vietnam's gonna be fun.
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Oh yeah, some
second honeymoon.
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(SNORING)
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Honey, please don't start our
vacation with that attitude.
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We're flying standby
and that's what happens.
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AMANDA: Welcome.
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WOMAN: Look honey, a
real airplane.
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Put a smile on that face.
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Excuse me sir!
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Hey, hi,
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would you mind switching
seats with my husband?
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(FUNKY ROCK MUSIC)
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(SEXUAL GASPING)
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♪ She's so horny ♪
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♪ She's so horny ♪
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♪ She's so horny ♪
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♪ You like me one time ♪
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♪ She's so horny ♪
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♪ She's so horny ♪
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♪ She's so horny ♪
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♪ You like me one time ♪
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Excuse me sir, do you
mind switching seats
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with my husband?
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His seat is all the
way in the back,
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and it's actually right
next to the toilet.
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- It's a really good seat.
- Ma'am?
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Would you mind?
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- Yeah.
- What's going on?
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I want to switch
seats with him.
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No seat switches.
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Oh yeah but if he's
willing to switch,
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what difference does it make?
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All right, airplane rules.
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Rules are rules honey,
I'll sit in my seat
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and I will come back and
visit you during the flight.
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AMANDA: You're handsome.
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You're very kind.
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Very sweet.
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Yeah, whatever.
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You're a pussy.
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Hey, no pussy on the plane.
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No pussy calling on the plane.
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Thanks honey, and thank you.
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Watch her.
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Aw, hey Brad, Brad.
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Oh my God, Brad.
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Hey, stop stop.
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Brad?
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Ma'am you talk too much,
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what you need to do is sit down.
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My God just sit in your seat.
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Welcome to King of the
Sky, Viet Kong Airways.
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This is Pookie, my
service dog.
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Wait, that dog dead.
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AMANDA: Dead?
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He can still
provide a service.
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(ROCK MUSIC)
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♪ Hey Joe ♪
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♪ Where you goin' with
that gun in your hand ♪
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♪ I'm goin' down to
shoot my old lady ♪
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♪ You know I caught her messin'
round ♪
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Is this plane going
to Viet Nam?
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Father,
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welcome on board.
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Thank you.
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Yes,
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this plane goes to Ho
Chi Minh City.
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Oh good good.
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But it's non-smoking flight.
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You don't know that?
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Here.
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Thank you.
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Father, forgive me for,
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I have sinned, not once
but twice, for more.
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Good for you.
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I need to sit down.
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Okay, go.
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I'm a little dizzy.
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Brad.
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I feel kind of dirty.
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About what?
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Taking your seat wife.
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Oh, she's not my wife.
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She is my, she's my secretary.
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She works for me.
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I don't like to mix
business with pleasure.
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Unless pleasure is
your business.
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Yeah.
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(MIDDLE EASTERN CHANTING)
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(BANGING)
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This is Captain Houdee.
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Welcome to Viet Kong Airways,
flight 665.
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This is the farewell
flight of this Boeing 727.
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If it isn't Boeing, I
ain't going,
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so consider yourselves
the lucky ones.
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I've been flying this
old bird for 27 years,
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and she's got a nearly
spotless record.
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Nearly?
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CAPTAIN: So relax,
and enjoy your flight.
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Would you like to read
a magazine with mommy?
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(YELLING)
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Everything okay, ma'am?
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What's wrong?
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Nothing.
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Enjoy.
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Release the brakes.
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Aye aye, Captain.
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Hit it again?
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(DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
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(MUFFLED SPEAKING)
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00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:11,433
(DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
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00:17:46,601 --> 00:17:47,602
Want drink?
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Scotch, neat.
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00:17:49,404 --> 00:17:51,673
I have something neat.
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A beer.
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You want something?
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Oh, just a hot water, please.
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00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,980
I brought my own tea.
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00:18:01,215 --> 00:18:02,282
Here.
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Namaste.
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00:18:03,418 --> 00:18:05,185
Who you calling nasty?
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It mean, I bow to you.
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Hey.
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WOMAN: Excuse me.
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00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:27,408
I'm sorry.
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00:18:29,243 --> 00:18:31,144
I don't remember anyone
sitting there.
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Must've fallen asleep.
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Where would I go, silly?
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I'm your travel buddy.
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00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:41,523
Say, you want to play a round.
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00:18:42,657 --> 00:18:45,325
What did you have in mind,
gin rummy?
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Ouja.
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00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,505
(MUFFLED SPEAKING)
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00:18:57,539 --> 00:18:59,039
Oh, hey Matt Damon.
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So sweet.
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00:19:02,443 --> 00:19:03,678
What would you like?
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I want a milk.
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Here you go.
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What would you like?
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Same.
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O,
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G,
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A,
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R,
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V, ooo, A,
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N, Garvan.
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(TENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
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Who the heck is Garvan?
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You know this thing
usually works.
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It told me when my high school
boyfriend was gonna die.
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00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:39,948
Honey, you drink?
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Yes please, Diet Coke with
just a little bit of ice
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and a flexy straw.
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I don't want to mess
up my lipstick.
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Thank you.
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00:19:49,791 --> 00:19:50,892
And a straw?
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DENNY: What do I look like,
Denny?
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Who's Denny?
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No straw.
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Drink, mister?
278
00:19:59,767 --> 00:20:01,134
Coffee, black please.
279
00:20:01,168 --> 00:20:02,804
No black coffee, just
coffee no milk.
280
00:20:02,837 --> 00:20:04,639
That is black coffee.
281
00:20:04,672 --> 00:20:07,341
Look I just told you, we
don't have black coffee,
282
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,375
so which is it then?
283
00:20:10,645 --> 00:20:12,413
Coffee, without milk.
284
00:20:12,447 --> 00:20:13,648
So not black then, yes.
285
00:20:14,549 --> 00:20:15,883
Yes, I mean no.
286
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,886
Yes, I mean no.
287
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,288
Make up your mind,
I have to make rounds.
288
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,857
Never mind, you're
confusing me.
289
00:20:24,525 --> 00:20:26,393
Bring me a Mary, Bloody.
290
00:20:26,427 --> 00:20:27,294
Okay, you got.
291
00:20:28,496 --> 00:20:30,932
- One Virgin Mary, Bloody.
- Veronica.
292
00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:32,265
Hello, Veronica.
293
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,367
I'm Father Romero.
294
00:20:33,401 --> 00:20:35,268
Pleasure to meet you,
Father Romero.
295
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,671
I know all about you guys.
296
00:20:36,704 --> 00:20:37,572
You do?
297
00:20:37,605 --> 00:20:39,874
Mm-hmm, I'm a fallen Catholic,
myself.
298
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:41,442
So I know how it all works.
299
00:20:41,476 --> 00:20:44,344
I do something bad, I go
to confession.
300
00:20:44,378 --> 00:20:45,446
They tell me to put money
in the basket,
301
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,181
and say some prayers, and
then I don't go to hell.
302
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:49,584
Some racket, huh?
303
00:20:49,617 --> 00:20:51,853
I'll bet hell is a ton of fun.
304
00:20:51,886 --> 00:20:54,287
It's probably where
all the cool people go.
305
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:55,590
I mean who really wants
to go to heaven
306
00:20:55,623 --> 00:20:58,660
with a bunch of
blue-haired bingo players,
307
00:20:58,693 --> 00:20:59,961
and boring guys like you.
308
00:20:59,994 --> 00:21:00,728
No offense, Father.
309
00:21:00,762 --> 00:21:01,763
No, none taken.
310
00:21:01,796 --> 00:21:04,732
Just remember to keep a
soft place in your heart
311
00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:06,233
for the almighty.
312
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,935
My heart's rock hard, feel.
313
00:21:10,838 --> 00:21:11,939
That's pretty hard.
314
00:21:11,973 --> 00:21:13,508
Mm-hmm.
315
00:21:13,541 --> 00:21:15,342
You should really
massage those puppies.
316
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,745
You know, my plastic
surgeon said the same thing.
317
00:21:17,779 --> 00:21:19,514
And my mom's boyfriend.
318
00:21:19,547 --> 00:21:20,882
So why are you
going to Vietnam?
319
00:21:20,915 --> 00:21:22,917
Oh, vaginal rejuvenation.
320
00:21:23,918 --> 00:21:25,285
Is that like a yoga retreat?
321
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:26,888
No silly, see?
322
00:21:26,921 --> 00:21:30,390
(DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC)
323
00:21:32,994 --> 00:21:34,662
Oh my God.
324
00:21:34,696 --> 00:21:36,263
The doctor there's
the best in the world.
325
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:37,432
Says he's gonna make me tighter
326
00:21:37,465 --> 00:21:38,533
than a Chinese finger puzzle.
327
00:21:39,834 --> 00:21:42,302
Hey, you think that dog
in first class in dead?
328
00:21:44,639 --> 00:21:45,573
Veronica.
329
00:21:45,606 --> 00:21:46,607
Father Romero.
330
00:21:47,675 --> 00:21:49,309
Could I have another peek?
331
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:50,343
Of course.
332
00:21:52,947 --> 00:21:56,249
(DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC)
333
00:21:56,283 --> 00:21:59,187
(MUFFLED SPEAKING)
334
00:22:01,689 --> 00:22:02,757
Thang?
335
00:22:02,790 --> 00:22:04,391
Thang, come here.
336
00:22:04,425 --> 00:22:05,660
What, what?
337
00:22:05,693 --> 00:22:07,360
Take a look at this.
338
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:08,261
Look.
339
00:22:08,295 --> 00:22:09,296
- Oh!
- Look.
340
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,535
THANG: Holy shit.
341
00:22:19,574 --> 00:22:20,675
Medical marijuana?
342
00:22:21,676 --> 00:22:22,944
No.
343
00:22:22,977 --> 00:22:26,614
Hey, sure smells like
hippy lettuce to me.
344
00:22:26,647 --> 00:22:27,749
Hippy lettuce?
345
00:22:27,782 --> 00:22:31,819
You know, ganja, happy
tobacky, Mary jane, boo ya.
346
00:22:31,853 --> 00:22:33,588
- Boo ya.
- Boo ya, boo ya.
347
00:22:34,455 --> 00:22:37,290
It cannabis sativa tea.
348
00:22:37,324 --> 00:22:38,593
I grow it myself.
349
00:22:38,626 --> 00:22:39,527
You try some?
350
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,795
No, no no.
351
00:22:40,828 --> 00:22:42,597
I'll stick with this
warm beer for now.
352
00:22:51,439 --> 00:22:54,575
(IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
353
00:22:56,410 --> 00:22:58,579
I'm gonna go to the shitter.
354
00:22:58,613 --> 00:22:59,914
Go, in peace.
355
00:22:59,947 --> 00:23:01,983
Oh yeah, I'm gonna
peace me a river.
356
00:23:06,087 --> 00:23:06,954
Hey hey hey.
357
00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:11,425
I'm deaf, I'm deaf!
358
00:23:11,459 --> 00:23:12,727
Oh, all right.
359
00:23:17,431 --> 00:23:20,935
(DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
360
00:23:31,979 --> 00:23:34,048
I'm taking dinner order.
361
00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:34,916
Chicken or beef?
362
00:23:34,949 --> 00:23:36,083
ROMERO: Chicken please.
363
00:23:37,485 --> 00:23:38,653
Chicken or beef?
364
00:23:38,686 --> 00:23:40,688
Oh my goodness, you're
having the chicken?
365
00:23:40,721 --> 00:23:42,757
I'll have the chicken,
that sounds delicious.
366
00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:44,391
AMANDA: Thank you, so easy.
367
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,395
Excuse me sir, I'm
taking dinner order.
368
00:23:48,429 --> 00:23:49,897
Chicken or beef?
369
00:23:49,931 --> 00:23:50,932
(SNORING)
370
00:23:50,965 --> 00:23:53,701
Ah, just sleeping, so sweet.
371
00:23:53,734 --> 00:23:55,803
Your grandmother told me
you want beef.
372
00:23:58,606 --> 00:23:59,507
Hello ma'am.
373
00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:00,373
Hi.
374
00:24:00,408 --> 00:24:01,108
Chicken or beef?
375
00:24:01,142 --> 00:24:02,610
Chicken or beef?
376
00:24:02,643 --> 00:24:04,779
Yeah, did I stutter?
377
00:24:04,812 --> 00:24:06,414
I am vegan.
378
00:24:06,447 --> 00:24:10,051
I don't recall anybody
reserved the vegan order
379
00:24:10,084 --> 00:24:11,018
for this seat.
380
00:24:11,052 --> 00:24:12,553
Yeah, and that's because
381
00:24:12,587 --> 00:24:14,922
this was a last-minute seat.
382
00:24:15,857 --> 00:24:18,593
Okay, I make sure myself.
383
00:24:18,626 --> 00:24:20,995
I'll find one, just for you.
384
00:24:21,028 --> 00:24:22,563
Thank you.
385
00:24:22,597 --> 00:24:26,133
(DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
386
00:24:30,204 --> 00:24:33,641
That fucking bitch,
drive me absolutely nuts.
387
00:24:33,674 --> 00:24:35,643
Do you have anything,
that's not breathing?
388
00:24:35,676 --> 00:24:36,777
Yeah, you.
389
00:24:41,449 --> 00:24:42,750
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you!
390
00:24:42,783 --> 00:24:43,618
Go find something.
391
00:24:43,651 --> 00:24:44,518
Okay, I look.
392
00:24:45,820 --> 00:24:48,522
Oh she drives me crazy.
393
00:24:48,556 --> 00:24:51,125
Ah, we had something greenish,
394
00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:52,860
but I don't think it meat.
395
00:24:52,894 --> 00:24:53,728
I can't read the date.
396
00:24:53,761 --> 00:24:57,164
Go ahead, make it hot,
make it hot hot.
397
00:24:59,834 --> 00:25:01,435
(DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
398
00:25:01,469 --> 00:25:04,405
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
399
00:25:06,507 --> 00:25:08,509
(TENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
400
00:25:08,542 --> 00:25:12,613
MAN: (MUMBLING) motherfucker.
401
00:25:13,781 --> 00:25:14,649
Die!
402
00:25:21,622 --> 00:25:22,690
Motherfucker.
403
00:25:23,557 --> 00:25:25,626
Don't even come near me.
404
00:25:25,660 --> 00:25:27,695
Your mother sucks cock.
405
00:25:27,728 --> 00:25:29,764
(YELLING)
406
00:25:30,598 --> 00:25:31,666
This your little boy?
407
00:25:31,699 --> 00:25:34,035
I'm sorry, my son doesn't
mean what he's saying.
408
00:25:34,068 --> 00:25:37,438
Bloody mother (MUMBLING)
409
00:25:41,242 --> 00:25:42,710
(YELLING)
410
00:25:42,743 --> 00:25:44,111
How long has he been
talking in tongues?
411
00:25:44,145 --> 00:25:46,113
Dukie can't control himself.
412
00:25:46,147 --> 00:25:47,648
He has Tourette Syndrome.
413
00:25:47,682 --> 00:25:48,816
Jackass.
414
00:25:48,849 --> 00:25:50,217
Eat my ass.
415
00:25:50,251 --> 00:25:51,652
Oh, Tourette's, my God.
416
00:25:52,887 --> 00:25:53,821
My bad.
417
00:25:53,854 --> 00:25:55,723
For a minute I thought he
was possessed.
418
00:25:55,756 --> 00:25:57,525
So did I, it happens.
419
00:25:59,994 --> 00:26:01,162
Whore!
420
00:26:01,195 --> 00:26:02,797
Some fuckin' twat!
421
00:26:03,998 --> 00:26:04,832
Cunt.
422
00:26:04,865 --> 00:26:05,533
What happened?
423
00:26:05,566 --> 00:26:06,367
Everything okay?
424
00:26:06,401 --> 00:26:08,602
Yes, thank you for
your concern.
425
00:26:08,636 --> 00:26:10,037
May I have a towel.
426
00:26:10,071 --> 00:26:11,205
I think I'm gonna
breastfeed him.
427
00:26:11,238 --> 00:26:12,540
It will calm him down.
428
00:26:15,176 --> 00:26:16,077
Amanda?
429
00:26:16,110 --> 00:26:19,113
We need towel for baby lady.
430
00:26:19,146 --> 00:26:20,114
LADY: Thank you.
431
00:26:26,087 --> 00:26:27,154
- AMANDA: Hey there.
- Hi.
432
00:26:27,188 --> 00:26:28,022
What you need towel for?
433
00:26:28,055 --> 00:26:30,558
A towel, I'm gonna
breastfeed him.
434
00:26:30,591 --> 00:26:32,560
So he'll stop screaming.
435
00:26:32,593 --> 00:26:33,995
Will that be okay?
436
00:26:34,028 --> 00:26:34,729
It's okay.
437
00:26:34,762 --> 00:26:35,563
I can help you.
438
00:26:35,596 --> 00:26:37,798
Okay, I was gonna
have a towel,
439
00:26:37,832 --> 00:26:39,633
just so that, you don't care?
440
00:26:39,667 --> 00:26:40,668
AMANDA: I don't care.
441
00:26:40,701 --> 00:26:42,570
Will you block me, then?
442
00:26:42,603 --> 00:26:43,571
Yeah, sure.
443
00:26:43,604 --> 00:26:45,639
And I really don't care.
444
00:26:45,673 --> 00:26:47,742
Come on baby, I know you
must be hungry.
445
00:26:47,775 --> 00:26:49,777
It's been a long time
since we've eaten.
446
00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:02,690
Oh my God, anybody
smoke in here.
447
00:27:02,723 --> 00:27:04,592
MAN: No, no, it's occupied.
448
00:27:06,794 --> 00:27:10,998
Hey, who's smokin',
I'm not smokin'.
449
00:27:11,032 --> 00:27:15,302
I'm not smokin'.
450
00:27:15,336 --> 00:27:16,804
Holy shit!
451
00:27:16,837 --> 00:27:20,041
(CONFUSED YELLING)
452
00:27:20,074 --> 00:27:21,308
Take it easy!
453
00:27:21,342 --> 00:27:24,645
Take it easy!
454
00:27:27,048 --> 00:27:28,215
Christ, what now?
455
00:27:29,884 --> 00:27:32,620
I don't want to die.
456
00:27:32,653 --> 00:27:34,922
(SCREAMING)
457
00:27:42,997 --> 00:27:44,298
(LAUGHING)
458
00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:46,233
THANG: You look like
I bake a cake,
459
00:27:46,267 --> 00:27:47,268
but I didn't eat it.
460
00:27:48,669 --> 00:27:49,870
What is this?
461
00:28:07,088 --> 00:28:09,290
(EXHALING)
462
00:28:15,129 --> 00:28:17,131
(COUGHING)
463
00:28:17,164 --> 00:28:18,732
AMANDA: What take so long?
464
00:28:21,335 --> 00:28:22,670
Something wrong with me?
465
00:28:23,671 --> 00:28:24,305
No.
466
00:28:24,338 --> 00:28:25,673
Do I still look pretty?
467
00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:27,842
Yes.
468
00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:28,809
Yeah, you look good.
469
00:28:28,843 --> 00:28:30,077
Kinda ashy, but.
470
00:28:30,111 --> 00:28:32,746
Okay, give me hug.
471
00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:33,647
Okay.
472
00:28:35,049 --> 00:28:36,650
Okay, that enough, that's okay.
473
00:28:37,685 --> 00:28:38,352
Okay.
474
00:28:40,455 --> 00:28:41,689
You gonna use it?
475
00:28:43,458 --> 00:28:44,925
God.
476
00:28:44,959 --> 00:28:46,127
What a nightmare.
477
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,695
Yeah, what a nightmare.
478
00:28:49,363 --> 00:28:50,931
AMANDA: Quick quick,
cook cook.
479
00:28:50,965 --> 00:28:51,832
Okay.
480
00:28:53,868 --> 00:28:54,735
Not done yet.
481
00:28:56,804 --> 00:28:58,339
Oh wait, it's done.
482
00:29:03,744 --> 00:29:05,346
I don't think you want
to check that.
483
00:29:05,379 --> 00:29:06,414
Shhh.
484
00:29:14,388 --> 00:29:16,724
Viet Kong Airways, fat-free,
sugar-free,
485
00:29:16,757 --> 00:29:18,759
bleeding-free, gluten-free,
everything-free,
486
00:29:18,792 --> 00:29:20,794
pea pea souffle.
487
00:29:20,828 --> 00:29:23,364
The finest, just for
the eyeball lady.
488
00:29:23,397 --> 00:29:24,832
Ha ha.
489
00:29:24,865 --> 00:29:26,367
Finally, man.
490
00:29:26,401 --> 00:29:28,869
I'm starving, I could
eat a horse.
491
00:29:29,737 --> 00:29:30,938
A vegan horse that is.
492
00:29:32,973 --> 00:29:33,807
Thank you.
493
00:29:33,841 --> 00:29:35,042
We serve the peas.
494
00:29:35,075 --> 00:29:37,378
Airplane always enjoy it.
495
00:29:37,412 --> 00:29:38,312
Let me check you.
496
00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:41,982
Oh, big eyeball.
497
00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:45,052
I love white men.
498
00:30:10,077 --> 00:30:12,179
What are you eating?
499
00:30:12,213 --> 00:30:14,315
Oh this is a kosher meal.
500
00:30:14,348 --> 00:30:16,283
Looks like a chicken
breast to me.
501
00:30:17,218 --> 00:30:19,086
Well, yes it is.
502
00:30:20,888 --> 00:30:22,289
Any meat can be kosher.
503
00:30:22,323 --> 00:30:24,892
It just means that
according to the Torah,
504
00:30:24,925 --> 00:30:28,996
the animal was slaughtered in
a way that was not painful,
505
00:30:29,029 --> 00:30:33,000
during, before death, or
during death, at any time.
506
00:30:33,033 --> 00:30:34,768
There's a lot of fuckin'
rules of course,
507
00:30:34,802 --> 00:30:36,837
but it's kosher.
508
00:30:38,573 --> 00:30:43,744
Is ball-handling okay?
509
00:31:02,229 --> 00:31:03,264
Is that kosher?
510
00:31:13,941 --> 00:31:16,877
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
511
00:31:28,155 --> 00:31:31,225
(LIGHTNING CRASHING)
512
00:31:37,164 --> 00:31:38,999
Sorry to wake you folks,
this is your captain.
513
00:31:39,033 --> 00:31:41,335
It's looks like we've
had a little turbulence.
514
00:31:41,368 --> 00:31:44,271
Please keep your
seatbelts fastened.
515
00:31:44,305 --> 00:31:45,507
What?
516
00:31:45,540 --> 00:31:47,174
I don't know, I was sleeping.
517
00:31:48,543 --> 00:31:51,812
(LIGHTNING CRASHING)
518
00:31:52,913 --> 00:31:55,316
(DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
519
00:31:55,349 --> 00:31:56,618
Oh, the bungee drop?
520
00:31:56,651 --> 00:31:57,519
No!
521
00:31:59,554 --> 00:32:03,090
(TENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
522
00:32:04,559 --> 00:32:06,060
Oh my God.
523
00:32:06,093 --> 00:32:11,098
I'm excited too.
524
00:32:15,202 --> 00:32:17,405
Hail Mary, full of grace.
525
00:32:23,611 --> 00:32:26,213
(DOG BARKING)
526
00:32:30,685 --> 00:32:32,886
Do you ever wonder why
you're still a copilot?
527
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,556
- Don't go there.
- Sorry folks,
528
00:32:34,589 --> 00:32:35,956
that was a little bouncy.
529
00:32:37,057 --> 00:32:39,259
It might freak a few
of you out but,
530
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:41,663
we're in one piece.
531
00:32:41,696 --> 00:32:44,632
And we're continuing
on to Vietnam,
532
00:32:45,667 --> 00:32:47,234
through the Bikini Triangle.
533
00:32:47,267 --> 00:32:48,636
Bikini!
534
00:32:48,670 --> 00:32:49,604
Triangle!
535
00:32:50,538 --> 00:32:54,208
(OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
536
00:32:59,146 --> 00:33:01,348
(LAUGHING)
537
00:33:03,618 --> 00:33:06,019
(GROWLING)
538
00:33:13,428 --> 00:33:14,596
VERONICA: Where are you from?
539
00:33:14,629 --> 00:33:16,997
Don't tell me, The Vatican?
540
00:33:18,132 --> 00:33:19,434
MOTHER: You okay, honey?
541
00:33:20,502 --> 00:33:23,438
(MUFFLED SPEAKING)
542
00:33:27,074 --> 00:33:29,143
Maybe if you're lucky,
543
00:33:29,176 --> 00:33:31,513
you can catch the
lightning from your window.
544
00:33:34,649 --> 00:33:38,385
(SINISTER ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
545
00:34:15,723 --> 00:34:18,660
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
546
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,094
Mom!
547
00:34:21,128 --> 00:34:21,962
What?
548
00:34:22,797 --> 00:34:25,265
Stop being silly,
let mama sleep.
549
00:34:26,634 --> 00:34:31,639
There's something on
the wing of the plane.
550
00:34:34,509 --> 00:34:36,578
(SCREAMING)
551
00:34:36,611 --> 00:34:37,779
MOTHER: What now Dukie?
552
00:34:37,812 --> 00:34:39,346
He's out there.
553
00:34:42,584 --> 00:34:44,084
Stop this now, Dukie.
554
00:34:44,117 --> 00:34:45,487
It's not funny.
555
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:46,554
Act your age.
556
00:34:50,390 --> 00:34:54,127
(SINISTER ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
557
00:35:13,414 --> 00:35:16,551
(IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
558
00:35:19,386 --> 00:35:20,254
No.
559
00:35:25,359 --> 00:35:27,428
(SCREAMING)
560
00:35:28,630 --> 00:35:33,635
I want (MUMBLING)
into the depths of hell.
561
00:35:34,736 --> 00:35:37,805
- Die mommy, die!
- Dukie, keep still.
562
00:35:37,839 --> 00:35:39,373
Die mommy, die!
563
00:35:42,342 --> 00:35:44,612
(SCREAMING)
564
00:35:53,220 --> 00:35:55,757
How do you like me now, bitches?
565
00:35:57,559 --> 00:35:59,661
That's not the rips.
566
00:35:59,694 --> 00:36:03,230
(TENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
567
00:36:16,209 --> 00:36:17,377
Lucifer.
568
00:36:17,412 --> 00:36:20,848
(IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
569
00:36:20,882 --> 00:36:25,486
I command you,
release this soul.
570
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,621
The Father commands you.
571
00:36:26,654 --> 00:36:29,156
Christ the Son commands you.
572
00:36:29,189 --> 00:36:31,224
Father himself commands you.
573
00:36:31,258 --> 00:36:32,092
Be gone,
574
00:36:33,193 --> 00:36:34,829
into the fires of hell,
575
00:36:34,862 --> 00:36:35,830
for all eternity.
576
00:36:36,764 --> 00:36:38,165
Baby, baby.
577
00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:39,434
What happened to you?
578
00:36:42,704 --> 00:36:45,238
What did you do to him?
579
00:36:45,272 --> 00:36:47,341
He's just a little boy.
580
00:36:47,374 --> 00:36:50,143
He was possessed by the
entity of the dark world.
581
00:36:50,177 --> 00:36:51,378
An entity?
582
00:36:51,412 --> 00:36:53,748
Yes, but I exorcized it.
583
00:36:53,781 --> 00:36:55,349
Your boy is safe now.
584
00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:59,821
Hey everyone, go back
to your seats.
585
00:36:59,854 --> 00:37:01,388
It was a medical thing.
586
00:37:01,422 --> 00:37:02,090
It's okay.
587
00:37:02,122 --> 00:37:03,323
You all go back to your seats.
588
00:37:03,357 --> 00:37:05,493
He's fine, he was possessed.
589
00:37:05,526 --> 00:37:06,360
You are.
590
00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:07,327
He's fine now.
591
00:37:07,361 --> 00:37:08,228
Possessed?
592
00:37:09,464 --> 00:37:10,397
My baby.
593
00:37:10,431 --> 00:37:12,299
AMANDA: You need to
breast feeding him.
594
00:37:12,332 --> 00:37:13,367
Yes.
595
00:37:13,401 --> 00:37:14,802
This ain't over.
596
00:37:14,836 --> 00:37:16,203
Because you're a baby honey.
597
00:37:16,236 --> 00:37:18,640
Americans, trouble.
598
00:37:18,673 --> 00:37:20,408
Because they won't calm down.
599
00:37:22,309 --> 00:37:24,512
(GRUNTING)
600
00:37:29,282 --> 00:37:30,317
AMANDA: Oh my God!
601
00:37:30,350 --> 00:37:32,420
John Wayne, I'm John Wayne.
602
00:37:32,453 --> 00:37:33,286
You have to leave.
603
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,422
AMANDA: Go go go go go.
604
00:37:34,455 --> 00:37:37,625
(MUFFLED SPEAKING)
605
00:37:37,659 --> 00:37:39,861
(DRUMMING)
606
00:37:43,998 --> 00:37:45,700
Father, are you waiting for me?
607
00:37:45,733 --> 00:37:48,703
You go sit in your seat,
and stay there, go!
608
00:37:48,736 --> 00:37:50,738
How do I get into the
plane's storage compartment?
609
00:37:51,739 --> 00:37:52,907
Storage compartment?
610
00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:54,374
You're out of your fucking mind.
611
00:37:54,409 --> 00:37:56,644
Everybody on board is
in grave danger.
612
00:37:56,678 --> 00:37:58,479
Americans, always trouble.
613
00:37:58,513 --> 00:37:59,981
Big troublemakers.
614
00:38:00,014 --> 00:38:02,450
Like America, grab 'em
by the pussy.
615
00:38:02,483 --> 00:38:04,251
No pussy, I'm not
grabbin' anybody's pussy.
616
00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:04,852
Big trouble now.
617
00:38:04,886 --> 00:38:05,687
You sit in your seat.
618
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:07,689
May God have mercy
on your soul.
619
00:38:10,425 --> 00:38:12,292
You're a very bad girl.
620
00:38:12,325 --> 00:38:13,594
Just for you.
621
00:38:13,628 --> 00:38:14,829
I'm a bad girl.
622
00:38:16,030 --> 00:38:17,330
You sit there, no move.
623
00:38:20,735 --> 00:38:21,602
Thank you.
624
00:38:24,371 --> 00:38:25,338
She's so feisty.
625
00:38:28,543 --> 00:38:29,410
You want some prune juice,
626
00:38:29,444 --> 00:38:31,813
I can find out if they
have prune juice.
627
00:38:31,846 --> 00:38:32,814
Will you shut up!
628
00:38:37,418 --> 00:38:38,285
I'm sorry.
629
00:38:39,487 --> 00:38:41,189
I thought this was the armrest.
630
00:38:42,389 --> 00:38:44,992
You don't have to apologize,
you can,
631
00:38:46,027 --> 00:38:47,795
press it there as
long as you want.
632
00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:52,467
So,
633
00:38:54,367 --> 00:38:56,571
are you a member of the club?
634
00:38:56,604 --> 00:38:57,605
What club?
635
00:38:58,473 --> 00:39:00,340
You know, that club.
636
00:39:01,609 --> 00:39:02,844
That club?
637
00:39:02,877 --> 00:39:03,745
No.
638
00:39:08,683 --> 00:39:11,919
Are you nervous about
your secretary?
639
00:39:11,953 --> 00:39:15,288
(ROMANTIC JAZZ MUSIC)
640
00:39:15,322 --> 00:39:16,557
What do you care about that?
641
00:39:19,794 --> 00:39:20,661
Follow me.
642
00:39:21,829 --> 00:39:23,330
Knock three times.
643
00:39:24,565 --> 00:39:25,433
Okay.
644
00:39:30,772 --> 00:39:35,777
(FUNKY ROCK MUSIC)
(SEXUAL GASPING)
645
00:39:37,612 --> 00:39:41,015
♪ Sittin' on a plane
with my ticket in hand ♪
646
00:39:41,048 --> 00:39:44,652
♪ Ready to party with a
one-night stand ♪
647
00:39:44,685 --> 00:39:47,989
♪ She's look so hot
with her ass so tight ♪
648
00:39:48,022 --> 00:39:51,793
♪ I wonder if I'm gettin'
some pussy tonight ♪
649
00:39:51,826 --> 00:39:55,563
♪ I want to get some booty
'cause it looks so good ♪
650
00:39:55,596 --> 00:39:59,500
♪ I want to bang this lady ♪
651
00:39:59,534 --> 00:40:00,902
Oh hey.
652
00:40:00,935 --> 00:40:02,570
Brad.
653
00:40:02,603 --> 00:40:04,105
Hi honey.
654
00:40:04,138 --> 00:40:06,674
I miss you baby, come here.
655
00:40:06,707 --> 00:40:08,009
I need a kiss from you.
656
00:40:11,712 --> 00:40:12,647
I just had peanuts,
657
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:17,785
and so I smell like
perfume, peanuts, mm-mm.
658
00:40:18,519 --> 00:40:19,620
Okay, well fine.
659
00:40:19,654 --> 00:40:20,922
I tried anyway.
660
00:40:20,955 --> 00:40:22,790
You know what sweetie,
just lie back,
661
00:40:22,824 --> 00:40:24,091
you've got those eye covers,
662
00:40:24,125 --> 00:40:25,693
and put the earphones in.
663
00:40:25,726 --> 00:40:26,627
Just relax, okay?
664
00:40:26,661 --> 00:40:27,962
We'll be there in no time.
665
00:40:27,995 --> 00:40:29,030
Nighty-night.
666
00:40:31,732 --> 00:40:32,900
Goodnight, sweetheart.
667
00:40:36,838 --> 00:40:39,640
♪ She thrusts her hips
with her tight little bod ♪
668
00:40:39,674 --> 00:40:40,508
Club done?
669
00:40:40,541 --> 00:40:41,676
Is there a way to club?
670
00:40:42,743 --> 00:40:44,412
♪ In the airplane body ♪
671
00:40:44,445 --> 00:40:48,616
♪ And her hips (MUMBLING) ♪
672
00:40:48,649 --> 00:40:50,852
(GRUNTING)
673
00:40:56,657 --> 00:40:58,391
You're so hot.
674
00:40:58,426 --> 00:40:59,093
(MUFFLED SINGING)
675
00:40:59,126 --> 00:41:01,062
Oh wow, right away, huh?
676
00:41:01,095 --> 00:41:02,029
Gettin' right to it.
677
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:06,767
Oh my God,
678
00:41:06,801 --> 00:41:08,836
it fits right in there, huh?
679
00:41:08,870 --> 00:41:09,737
Oh my God.
680
00:41:10,638 --> 00:41:13,574
(MUFFLED SPEAKING)
681
00:41:20,448 --> 00:41:21,115
Oh my God.
682
00:41:23,718 --> 00:41:26,520
(GIRL SQUEALING)
683
00:41:28,456 --> 00:41:30,958
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
684
00:41:30,992 --> 00:41:32,493
Oh my God.
685
00:41:32,526 --> 00:41:37,531
Oh, oh.
686
00:41:50,578 --> 00:41:52,079
Oh my God, that burns.
687
00:41:52,113 --> 00:41:53,114
Please stop.
688
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:03,190
I hope you enjoyed
this hot piece of ass.
689
00:42:08,229 --> 00:42:09,163
Oh mommy.
690
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,936
(YELLING)
691
00:42:18,906 --> 00:42:20,942
I shouldn't have cheated.
692
00:42:27,548 --> 00:42:29,150
I'm dying, I'm dying.
693
00:42:41,028 --> 00:42:43,164
(GASPING)
694
00:42:44,598 --> 00:42:45,666
Oh shit.
695
00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:46,634
Oh shit.
696
00:42:46,667 --> 00:42:48,235
Oh shit.
697
00:42:48,269 --> 00:42:49,804
What you do?
698
00:42:49,837 --> 00:42:50,671
It was an accident.
699
00:42:50,705 --> 00:42:52,173
She fell and hit her head.
700
00:42:52,206 --> 00:42:53,207
I smell smoke.
701
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:54,075
Somebody smoking.
702
00:42:54,108 --> 00:42:56,077
No, she was possessed.
703
00:42:56,110 --> 00:42:57,244
They were possessed.
704
00:42:57,278 --> 00:42:59,780
There's something evil
on this plane.
705
00:42:59,814 --> 00:43:01,015
Quit that.
706
00:43:01,048 --> 00:43:01,882
But just not that tight.
707
00:43:01,916 --> 00:43:04,719
Listen to me, we're
all gonna die
708
00:43:04,752 --> 00:43:06,187
if I don't get into
the luggage department.
709
00:43:06,220 --> 00:43:08,222
Father, why you Americans
always yell at me.
710
00:43:08,255 --> 00:43:09,957
Everybody yell at me.
711
00:43:09,991 --> 00:43:11,859
Please Amanda, I
need your help.
712
00:43:13,728 --> 00:43:15,930
Father, nobody say
please to me.
713
00:43:15,963 --> 00:43:17,231
Please say it again.
714
00:43:18,332 --> 00:43:19,200
Please.
715
00:43:22,103 --> 00:43:24,005
Oh I like therapy.
716
00:43:24,038 --> 00:43:25,906
Get a room!
717
00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:28,075
You expect me to
figure this out.
718
00:43:28,109 --> 00:43:29,577
Thang, listen,
719
00:43:29,610 --> 00:43:32,246
when we get the body away,
you clean all the mess.
720
00:43:32,279 --> 00:43:33,647
Okay?
721
00:43:33,681 --> 00:43:34,582
ROMERO: Come on.
722
00:43:36,784 --> 00:43:37,651
Sorry.
723
00:43:43,290 --> 00:43:45,092
There nothing left.
724
00:43:49,030 --> 00:43:50,998
Baby baby, relax.
725
00:43:51,032 --> 00:43:52,099
Take you to heaven.
726
00:43:52,133 --> 00:43:54,335
ROMERO: Let's keep
this hush-hush.
727
00:43:54,368 --> 00:43:56,604
We mustn't start a panic
with the other passengers.
728
00:43:56,637 --> 00:43:57,838
Okay, Father.
729
00:44:07,848 --> 00:44:09,917
(CRYING)
730
00:44:16,791 --> 00:44:17,625
Gentle, gentle.
731
00:44:18,926 --> 00:44:20,661
Isn't there somewhere
else we can put the body?
732
00:44:20,694 --> 00:44:22,096
Like a storage compartment?
733
00:44:22,129 --> 00:44:24,632
Father, she paid for the seat,
734
00:44:24,665 --> 00:44:25,699
and she staying there.
735
00:44:25,733 --> 00:44:26,801
There are rules.
736
00:44:26,834 --> 00:44:30,037
But that's when she was
alive, now she's a corpse.
737
00:44:30,071 --> 00:44:31,806
Father, there's no
more space left.
738
00:44:31,839 --> 00:44:32,706
She paid for the seat.
739
00:44:32,740 --> 00:44:35,276
I mean, listen to me okay,
you shut up.
740
00:44:37,678 --> 00:44:40,648
I need help, I can't
clean it up by myself.
741
00:44:40,681 --> 00:44:41,315
Oh my God!
742
00:44:41,348 --> 00:44:43,084
What is this, go go!
743
00:44:45,420 --> 00:44:47,922
Father, we clean it.
744
00:44:47,955 --> 00:44:48,789
(MUMBLING) clean it.
745
00:44:48,823 --> 00:44:50,357
You gonna get punished.
746
00:44:52,893 --> 00:44:57,898
(THUNDER CRASHING)
(DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
747
00:45:17,751 --> 00:45:19,887
(SNORING)
748
00:45:32,066 --> 00:45:34,268
(GRUNTING)
749
00:45:37,304 --> 00:45:41,108
Boy those steroids
really put you to sleep.
750
00:45:42,977 --> 00:45:44,979
What the hell are you doing?
751
00:45:45,012 --> 00:45:46,247
I'm going to the bathroom.
752
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,749
Damn, can't a man get
some sleep around here?
753
00:45:50,418 --> 00:45:51,285
Come on man.
754
00:46:08,169 --> 00:46:10,438
What the hell happened to her?
755
00:46:10,472 --> 00:46:11,305
Shh.
756
00:46:11,338 --> 00:46:12,139
What?
757
00:46:12,173 --> 00:46:14,041
Shh, it's complicated.
758
00:46:14,074 --> 00:46:14,909
What?
759
00:46:14,942 --> 00:46:17,479
It's complicated.
760
00:46:17,512 --> 00:46:19,180
What?
761
00:46:19,213 --> 00:46:21,315
Come sit down, sit down.
762
00:46:25,853 --> 00:46:27,988
(SIGHING)
763
00:46:31,058 --> 00:46:32,993
I'm Rabbi Feldman, by the way.
764
00:46:34,361 --> 00:46:36,297
How can I help you, Father?
765
00:46:36,330 --> 00:46:38,265
Have you ever
witnessed an exorcism?
766
00:46:39,867 --> 00:46:43,103
Not really my field
of expertise.
767
00:46:43,137 --> 00:46:46,040
Mostly brises and bar mitzvahs.
768
00:46:46,073 --> 00:46:47,107
But they can be hell.
769
00:46:48,242 --> 00:46:51,446
Unfortunately, Jews don't
go in much for exorcisms,
770
00:46:51,479 --> 00:46:54,449
but I'll do what I can to help,
Father.
771
00:46:54,482 --> 00:46:57,017
Satan is very powerful,
and cunning.
772
00:46:58,420 --> 00:46:59,487
We'll need to work together.
773
00:46:59,521 --> 00:47:01,523
The entity will show
itself again.
774
00:47:01,556 --> 00:47:03,324
But where, we don't know.
775
00:47:04,892 --> 00:47:07,995
Well how can you be
certain it will strike again?
776
00:47:08,028 --> 00:47:10,432
Because I brought
Garvan's body on board
777
00:47:10,465 --> 00:47:12,199
when I checked in.
778
00:47:12,233 --> 00:47:13,234
Who is Garvan?
779
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,774
I served as an Army
Chaplain in Nam.
780
00:47:21,942 --> 00:47:23,344
This young mother
781
00:47:25,513 --> 00:47:27,248
who saw that I was a priest and,
782
00:47:29,049 --> 00:47:30,351
begged for my help.
783
00:47:30,384 --> 00:47:33,555
Her daughter was
screaming, and going crazy.
784
00:47:33,588 --> 00:47:35,155
Our platoon leader,
Lieutenant Garvan and I,
785
00:47:35,189 --> 00:47:36,257
entered the hut.
786
00:47:36,290 --> 00:47:38,959
On the floor were two
dead US Marines
787
00:47:38,993 --> 00:47:42,096
with their heads
twisted on backwards.
788
00:47:43,531 --> 00:47:46,300
And that's when Garvan snapped.
789
00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:48,369
The mother threw herself
790
00:47:48,403 --> 00:47:50,304
over the little girl
to protect her.
791
00:47:50,337 --> 00:47:53,274
That's when Garvan stabbed
her in the back
792
00:47:53,307 --> 00:47:54,542
with his bayonet.
793
00:47:54,576 --> 00:47:56,377
Garvan was distracted
by the girl,
794
00:47:56,411 --> 00:47:58,312
as her possession rose,
795
00:47:58,345 --> 00:48:00,515
her eyes rolled back
in her head.
796
00:48:02,082 --> 00:48:03,884
He shot her, in the heart.
797
00:48:12,427 --> 00:48:13,360
What a terrible story.
798
00:48:14,862 --> 00:48:17,231
What happened to the
entity, and the little girl?
799
00:48:18,365 --> 00:48:20,402
I don't remember much
more after that.
800
00:48:20,435 --> 00:48:23,471
I ran, bombs were going off.
801
00:48:23,505 --> 00:48:24,805
Bullets over my head.
802
00:48:25,973 --> 00:48:29,343
Bodies exploding, and
then I saw Garvan,
803
00:48:32,913 --> 00:48:35,149
standing over me, with his gun.
804
00:48:37,318 --> 00:48:39,119
And he shot me, in the head.
805
00:48:40,455 --> 00:48:41,355
Right there.
806
00:48:42,490 --> 00:48:43,491
No, there.
807
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:47,895
Yes yes.
808
00:48:47,928 --> 00:48:50,030
Looks like a bird
made a poo-poo.
809
00:48:52,099 --> 00:48:54,536
I was barely alive when
they medevaced me back
810
00:48:54,569 --> 00:48:56,170
to the base hospital,
811
00:48:56,203 --> 00:48:59,273
when I fell into a coma
for five years.
812
00:48:59,306 --> 00:49:02,477
You were in a coma
for five years?
813
00:49:02,510 --> 00:49:04,412
And then a miracle happened.
814
00:49:04,446 --> 00:49:07,582
I woke up with a metal
plate in my head,
815
00:49:09,316 --> 00:49:11,553
with amnesia and PTSD.
816
00:49:13,455 --> 00:49:15,389
It took me a year and half
817
00:49:15,423 --> 00:49:18,158
to learn how to walk and
talk again, without drooling.
818
00:49:19,661 --> 00:49:21,563
I never told anyone
that story before.
819
00:49:22,697 --> 00:49:23,565
Well,
820
00:49:25,065 --> 00:49:27,402
you are a very lucky man.
821
00:49:27,435 --> 00:49:30,304
Yeah, but I don't think
so good anymore.
822
00:49:30,337 --> 00:49:32,039
I have these terrible headaches.
823
00:49:33,441 --> 00:49:34,975
Keeps me awake at night.
824
00:49:36,944 --> 00:49:38,979
Things get so twisted
around in my brain,
825
00:49:41,649 --> 00:49:43,651
I forget what I'm doing
half the time.
826
00:49:43,685 --> 00:49:46,554
They give me pills to
help me sleep,
827
00:49:46,588 --> 00:49:49,923
for anxiety, for the pain.
828
00:49:52,192 --> 00:49:54,294
It doesn't work because
I forget to take them,
829
00:49:54,328 --> 00:49:57,331
and when I take them,
it makes me aggressive,
830
00:49:57,364 --> 00:49:59,434
and horny, and suicidal.
831
00:50:04,204 --> 00:50:05,673
So why are you going to Vietnam?
832
00:50:06,674 --> 00:50:07,975
Timeshare.
833
00:50:08,008 --> 00:50:10,244
Oh.
834
00:50:10,277 --> 00:50:13,213
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
835
00:50:22,356 --> 00:50:25,359
How did you like
your pea souffle?
836
00:50:26,728 --> 00:50:28,530
Oh, I don't feel so good.
837
00:50:28,563 --> 00:50:30,998
I think I'm gonna throw up.
838
00:50:31,031 --> 00:50:32,434
In the barf bag.
839
00:50:33,300 --> 00:50:34,669
I don't have one.
840
00:50:34,702 --> 00:50:36,270
Oh God!
841
00:50:36,303 --> 00:50:38,071
We need barf bag fast!
842
00:50:38,105 --> 00:50:39,507
This is an emergency.
843
00:50:39,541 --> 00:50:41,709
Sorry to wake you up,
but we need a barf bag.
844
00:50:41,743 --> 00:50:42,677
Anybody got one?
845
00:50:42,710 --> 00:50:43,545
Honey move.
846
00:50:43,578 --> 00:50:45,112
AMANDA: The seat in
front of you.
847
00:50:45,145 --> 00:50:47,381
We need emergency, hurry,
wake up.
848
00:50:47,415 --> 00:50:48,450
Anybody got it?
849
00:50:48,483 --> 00:50:49,316
Got it?
850
00:50:49,349 --> 00:50:50,217
Pass it by.
851
00:50:50,250 --> 00:50:52,052
Come on, quick, fast.
852
00:50:57,324 --> 00:51:00,260
Everybody, anybody find one?
853
00:51:00,294 --> 00:51:01,696
No no, hold it in.
854
00:51:04,532 --> 00:51:06,200
We found one.
855
00:51:06,233 --> 00:51:07,267
THANG: Got it.
856
00:51:07,301 --> 00:51:09,571
(CROSSTALK)
857
00:51:14,141 --> 00:51:15,610
Holy shit!
858
00:51:15,643 --> 00:51:18,011
(RETCHING)
859
00:51:30,057 --> 00:51:31,091
I feel so much better.
860
00:51:38,398 --> 00:51:41,268
Cute, you should
keep that look.
861
00:51:44,772 --> 00:51:47,040
(CRYING)
862
00:51:49,477 --> 00:51:50,512
I'll have the beef.
863
00:51:51,779 --> 00:51:53,380
Okay.
864
00:51:53,414 --> 00:51:54,816
Okay.
865
00:51:54,849 --> 00:51:56,049
Get back to sleep.
866
00:51:59,286 --> 00:52:03,223
(SENTIMENTAL ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
867
00:52:16,838 --> 00:52:18,138
I knew that woman was trouble
868
00:52:18,171 --> 00:52:20,274
as soon as I saw her
armpit hair.
869
00:52:22,844 --> 00:52:23,678
Oh!
870
00:52:23,711 --> 00:52:25,345
Stop, stop, oh wait.
871
00:52:25,379 --> 00:52:26,748
Wait, here.
872
00:52:26,781 --> 00:52:28,148
You need one of these.
873
00:52:28,181 --> 00:52:30,418
Missus Montegue's
moist towelettes.
874
00:52:30,451 --> 00:52:31,753
That's my family.
875
00:52:31,786 --> 00:52:32,654
Okay.
876
00:52:35,890 --> 00:52:37,124
Puppy!
877
00:52:37,157 --> 00:52:39,293
Oh my God, it's a miracle.
878
00:52:40,695 --> 00:52:42,362
Pookie, come on Pookie.
879
00:52:42,396 --> 00:52:44,331
Come back, you little shit.
880
00:52:44,364 --> 00:52:48,503
God damn it, I knew I
should have (MUMBLING).
881
00:52:48,536 --> 00:52:51,806
Come on, come on, come on,
bad dog.
882
00:52:51,839 --> 00:52:52,707
Come on.
883
00:52:53,641 --> 00:52:54,709
(GROWLING)
884
00:52:54,742 --> 00:52:55,810
I'm gonna rip your balls off.
885
00:52:55,843 --> 00:52:57,210
Pookie, stop it.
886
00:52:57,244 --> 00:52:58,546
Stop it, stop.
887
00:52:58,580 --> 00:52:59,447
Whoa.
888
00:53:03,718 --> 00:53:04,652
Pookie, come here.
889
00:53:04,686 --> 00:53:06,454
(DOG GROWLING)
890
00:53:06,487 --> 00:53:08,221
God damn it, Pookie.
891
00:53:10,324 --> 00:53:11,191
Come on.
892
00:53:11,224 --> 00:53:12,092
Pookie?
893
00:53:15,496 --> 00:53:16,363
Pookie!
894
00:53:16,396 --> 00:53:18,165
(SCREAMING)
895
00:53:18,198 --> 00:53:20,200
(MUFFLED SPEAKING)
896
00:53:20,233 --> 00:53:23,370
Get this fuckin' thing off me.
897
00:53:23,404 --> 00:53:25,673
(SCREAMING)
898
00:53:26,608 --> 00:53:28,342
Oh, Lord forgive me.
899
00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:29,209
Oh Pookie!
900
00:53:38,251 --> 00:53:42,457
I am never buying another,
whatever you are, again.
901
00:53:45,225 --> 00:53:45,893
Pookie?
902
00:53:47,428 --> 00:53:48,328
Pookie?
903
00:53:48,362 --> 00:53:50,431
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
904
00:53:50,465 --> 00:53:53,333
(POOKIE GROWLING)
905
00:53:54,936 --> 00:53:57,405
(SCREAMING)
906
00:54:01,843 --> 00:54:03,176
Lady, bitch.
907
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:14,722
We got a mongrel
running around here.
908
00:54:16,891 --> 00:54:17,592
Wake up lady,
909
00:54:17,625 --> 00:54:19,794
this is nice glass champagne.
910
00:54:22,830 --> 00:54:24,331
Oh, Thang, come back here.
911
00:54:25,967 --> 00:54:28,803
(THANG SCREAMING)
912
00:54:31,806 --> 00:54:34,274
(SCREAMING)
913
00:54:36,944 --> 00:54:39,480
(SOFT MUSIC)
914
00:54:46,020 --> 00:54:46,954
Is it real?
915
00:54:48,556 --> 00:54:49,957
Oh God, it's real.
916
00:54:55,596 --> 00:54:57,865
(SCREAMING)
917
00:55:01,268 --> 00:55:04,204
I think I'm gonna
have this baby.
918
00:55:06,674 --> 00:55:07,608
(YELLING)
919
00:55:07,642 --> 00:55:11,412
Can you wait a couple of
hours to start?
920
00:55:12,413 --> 00:55:14,682
(SCREAMING)
921
00:55:18,953 --> 00:55:20,488
Son of a bitch!
922
00:55:23,390 --> 00:55:26,427
(SCREAMING)
923
00:55:26,461 --> 00:55:28,261
(MUFFLED YELLING)
924
00:55:28,295 --> 00:55:30,465
She's having a devil baby!
925
00:55:30,498 --> 00:55:32,033
She's having Garvan's baby.
926
00:55:32,066 --> 00:55:32,734
Who?
927
00:55:32,767 --> 00:55:35,302
She's having Garvan's baby.
928
00:55:35,335 --> 00:55:36,504
Oh, Garvan's baby.
929
00:55:36,537 --> 00:55:37,304
What?
930
00:55:37,337 --> 00:55:39,339
The body of Christ
compels you.
931
00:55:39,372 --> 00:55:41,843
The body of Christ compels you.
932
00:55:43,678 --> 00:55:45,513
The body of Christ compels you.
933
00:55:45,546 --> 00:55:46,681
(SCREAMING)
934
00:55:46,714 --> 00:55:47,849
It's coming out!
935
00:55:47,882 --> 00:55:50,017
(POPPING)
936
00:55:55,957 --> 00:55:56,858
Hurry, get him into
the bathroom.
937
00:55:56,891 --> 00:55:57,759
Go, go.
938
00:56:00,495 --> 00:56:01,763
Come on, come on, come on.
939
00:56:02,697 --> 00:56:04,397
(MUFFLED SPEAKING)
940
00:56:04,432 --> 00:56:05,833
Come on, let's go!
941
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,843
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
942
00:56:50,912 --> 00:56:51,779
What?
943
00:56:52,947 --> 00:56:54,415
What's going on?
944
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:01,789
(SCREAMING)
945
00:57:02,824 --> 00:57:05,059
(POOKIE GROWLING)
946
00:57:05,092 --> 00:57:06,427
That little bitch bit my ear!
947
00:57:06,460 --> 00:57:09,329
(POOKIE SNARLING)
948
00:57:13,734 --> 00:57:16,537
Put him up here,
right in here.
949
00:57:23,144 --> 00:57:25,947
This flight's gonna kill me.
950
00:57:25,980 --> 00:57:27,782
RABBI: Does anyone
have a plunger?
951
00:57:27,815 --> 00:57:28,749
How about some Draino?
952
00:57:28,783 --> 00:57:31,118
Oy, he's still in there.
953
00:57:31,152 --> 00:57:32,753
I flushed it, I flushed it.
954
00:57:32,787 --> 00:57:33,855
Look, it's gone.
955
00:57:35,156 --> 00:57:38,092
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
956
00:57:40,928 --> 00:57:42,430
(EXHALING)
957
00:57:42,463 --> 00:57:42,930
Boy,
958
00:57:44,465 --> 00:57:47,902
that smelled like my Uncle
Morey after Satyr dinner.
959
00:57:49,103 --> 00:57:50,671
Three gefilte fish.
960
00:57:52,073 --> 00:57:53,474
Woo.
961
00:57:55,576 --> 00:57:56,777
Wow.
962
00:57:56,811 --> 00:57:58,145
Do you think it's over, Father?
963
00:57:59,580 --> 00:58:01,782
Not until we destroy
the entity down below.
964
00:58:04,185 --> 00:58:05,953
Father, I'm sorry
to disturb you.
965
00:58:05,987 --> 00:58:07,722
It's all right,
it's all right.
966
00:58:07,755 --> 00:58:11,025
I'm just trying to save everyone
from hell and damnation.
967
00:58:12,627 --> 00:58:14,428
I'm scared.
968
00:58:14,462 --> 00:58:15,263
I don't want to die.
969
00:58:16,697 --> 00:58:18,432
I don't want to be
possessed either.
970
00:58:18,466 --> 00:58:20,201
Looks gross, you know?
971
00:58:20,234 --> 00:58:22,136
Who's gonna pay to see that?
972
00:58:22,169 --> 00:58:23,037
But I believe now,
973
00:58:23,070 --> 00:58:25,072
or at the very least I
believe in Satan,
974
00:58:25,106 --> 00:58:27,475
and I want to believe in God.
975
00:58:28,743 --> 00:58:31,545
Please, could you help me pray?
976
00:58:31,579 --> 00:58:32,546
ROMERO: Well,
what you've said
977
00:58:32,580 --> 00:58:34,482
is already a prayer to God.
978
00:58:35,583 --> 00:58:36,450
Okay.
979
00:58:37,919 --> 00:58:39,220
I want to confess my sins,
Father,
980
00:58:39,253 --> 00:58:40,154
and I've got a lot.
981
00:58:41,022 --> 00:58:41,956
- When I was 13 my,
- Veronica please,
982
00:58:41,989 --> 00:58:43,991
- Veronica, I don't have time.
- When I was 13,
983
00:58:44,025 --> 00:58:45,559
my step-daddy took my cherry.
984
00:58:45,593 --> 00:58:47,161
But you know what, I kind
of led him on.
985
00:58:47,194 --> 00:58:48,930
And then in high school
there was the football team,
986
00:58:48,963 --> 00:58:51,766
the B squad, you know the
A squad, they're all jerks.
987
00:58:52,733 --> 00:58:53,968
I stole money from the coffers,
988
00:58:54,001 --> 00:58:55,469
but not for anything
like insidious,
989
00:58:55,503 --> 00:58:57,138
just a little bit of
ecstasy that Freddy Baker,
990
00:58:57,171 --> 00:58:59,473
that his brother brought
back from Florida.
991
00:58:59,507 --> 00:59:00,942
Then there was Father Flanagan,
992
00:59:00,975 --> 00:59:04,211
and I didn't leave that one on,
a lot.
993
00:59:04,245 --> 00:59:05,880
And then there was Sister
Constance, you know,
994
00:59:05,913 --> 00:59:06,714
'cause I'm open-minded,
995
00:59:06,747 --> 00:59:08,916
and then, oh Father,
20 minutes ago
996
00:59:08,950 --> 00:59:10,851
I gave the big muscly
guy a blow job.
997
00:59:10,885 --> 00:59:13,054
I think he ejaculated
protein shake mix in my hair.
998
00:59:13,087 --> 00:59:15,556
It was like strawberry,
which I've had worse.
999
00:59:16,691 --> 00:59:19,093
Father, please tell me,
do you think,
1000
00:59:19,126 --> 00:59:21,662
do you think that Jesus Christ
1001
00:59:21,696 --> 00:59:23,597
could forgive a beautiful
blonde terpsacorian
1002
00:59:23,631 --> 00:59:26,033
from Sandusky, Ohio on her
way to Pokemon, Vietnam
1003
00:59:26,067 --> 00:59:29,136
to get vaginal rejuvenation,
or is that just ridiculous?
1004
00:59:29,170 --> 00:59:30,871
I think you need to stay
off your knees, Veronica.
1005
00:59:30,905 --> 00:59:32,606
I really have to pee.
1006
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:35,142
ROMERO: Yes, all right.
1007
00:59:35,176 --> 00:59:36,944
Father, Father, I
want to confess,
1008
00:59:36,978 --> 00:59:38,245
I want to confess, Father.
1009
00:59:38,279 --> 00:59:40,014
(CONFUSED YELLING)
1010
00:59:40,047 --> 00:59:41,082
ROMERO: No please.
1011
00:59:41,115 --> 00:59:44,251
I can't take, I can't
take any more confessions.
1012
00:59:44,285 --> 00:59:46,687
I just don't have the time,
1013
00:59:46,721 --> 00:59:49,123
so please, in the name
of the Father,
1014
00:59:49,156 --> 00:59:50,992
the Son, and the Holy Spirit,
1015
00:59:51,025 --> 00:59:54,729
go back to your seats and say
50 Hail Mary's, backwards.
1016
00:59:54,762 --> 00:59:55,596
Thank you.
1017
00:59:55,629 --> 00:59:57,131
What an asshole!
1018
00:59:57,164 --> 01:00:00,167
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
1019
01:00:00,201 --> 01:00:01,936
Last time, Amanda,
1020
01:00:01,969 --> 01:00:06,874
I need to get down to the
god damn luggage compartment.
1021
01:00:06,907 --> 01:00:08,309
You're upset with
luggage compartment.
1022
01:00:08,342 --> 01:00:10,778
No, the demon is down below.
1023
01:00:10,811 --> 01:00:12,713
The source is down below.
1024
01:00:12,747 --> 01:00:14,315
We're all gonna die.
1025
01:00:14,348 --> 01:00:15,216
Just say, please.
1026
01:00:16,384 --> 01:00:19,920
Please Amanda, let me enter
the luggage compartment.
1027
01:00:19,954 --> 01:00:21,122
There, where?
1028
01:00:21,155 --> 01:00:22,089
AMANDA: Go here.
1029
01:00:22,123 --> 01:00:23,024
Open the cockpit.
1030
01:00:23,924 --> 01:00:24,725
Open the...
1031
01:00:24,759 --> 01:00:25,860
AMANDA: This is
it (MUMBLING).
1032
01:00:28,863 --> 01:00:30,064
Go Father, here.
1033
01:00:42,943 --> 01:00:43,811
Okay.
1034
01:00:46,881 --> 01:00:49,050
I know you're down here, Garvan.
1035
01:00:51,786 --> 01:00:54,822
Where are ya, ya son of a bitch.
1036
01:00:54,855 --> 01:00:55,723
Come on out.
1037
01:01:07,768 --> 01:01:08,636
Oh my God!
1038
01:01:13,674 --> 01:01:15,843
He's gone.
1039
01:01:15,876 --> 01:01:17,144
Gone.
1040
01:01:17,178 --> 01:01:18,012
No, Feldman.
1041
01:01:18,045 --> 01:01:18,879
No, Garvan.
1042
01:01:18,913 --> 01:01:19,747
No, Feldman.
1043
01:01:19,780 --> 01:01:20,614
Garvan.
1044
01:01:20,648 --> 01:01:22,783
(YELLING)
1045
01:01:24,718 --> 01:01:26,353
Hey, Father Romero.
1046
01:01:26,387 --> 01:01:27,054
How's he hangin'?
1047
01:01:28,689 --> 01:01:32,059
I'm gonna send you back to
hell, you miserable bastard.
1048
01:01:32,093 --> 01:01:33,360
Really?
1049
01:01:33,394 --> 01:01:34,762
I belong in hell?
1050
01:01:34,795 --> 01:01:36,664
ROMERO: Absolutely.
1051
01:01:38,132 --> 01:01:39,900
You want to get so funny?
1052
01:01:39,934 --> 01:01:42,903
When you're surrounded
by 72 virgins.
1053
01:01:42,937 --> 01:01:44,772
That's fire and brimstone.
1054
01:01:44,805 --> 01:01:45,806
Sorry.
1055
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:47,308
(LAUGHING)
1056
01:01:47,341 --> 01:01:50,077
What are you gonna do
Rabbi, guilt me to death?
1057
01:01:50,111 --> 01:01:53,914
The power of modus
compels you.
1058
01:01:53,948 --> 01:01:56,217
(SCREAMING)
1059
01:01:57,251 --> 01:01:59,820
(LAUGHING)
1060
01:01:59,854 --> 01:02:01,188
Hey, that hurts you know.
1061
01:02:01,222 --> 01:02:03,324
By the way, that was kind
of mean of you.
1062
01:02:04,459 --> 01:02:05,427
I want to tell you one thing,
1063
01:02:07,027 --> 01:02:09,431
I'm gonna kill everybody
on this fuckin' plane.
1064
01:02:09,464 --> 01:02:12,666
You've lost your faith,
you cocksucker.
1065
01:02:12,700 --> 01:02:14,402
God is the everlasting light.
1066
01:02:14,436 --> 01:02:16,804
It is God who commands you.
1067
01:02:16,837 --> 01:02:18,906
You're no match for me!
1068
01:02:26,814 --> 01:02:29,884
(EERIE CHORAL MUSIC)
1069
01:02:43,130 --> 01:02:45,132
Forgive me Father,
1070
01:02:45,166 --> 01:02:47,101
for I have sinned.
1071
01:02:47,134 --> 01:02:48,269
Oh fuck you.
1072
01:02:49,136 --> 01:02:51,739
(GUNS FIRING)
1073
01:02:55,242 --> 01:02:57,845
(GUNS FIRING)
1074
01:03:21,035 --> 01:03:23,904
(DISSONANT MUSIC)
1075
01:03:26,474 --> 01:03:29,076
(GUN FIRING)
1076
01:03:34,014 --> 01:03:37,885
(HELICOPTERS FLYING OVERHEAD)
1077
01:03:42,923 --> 01:03:43,757
RABBI: Father?
1078
01:03:43,791 --> 01:03:44,792
Father, wake up.
1079
01:03:44,825 --> 01:03:47,061
Wake up, what I'm I gonna do?
1080
01:03:53,267 --> 01:03:56,737
(DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC)
1081
01:04:11,852 --> 01:04:12,987
I thought you were dead.
1082
01:04:14,489 --> 01:04:15,356
Come here.
1083
01:04:17,091 --> 01:04:20,361
(DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC)
1084
01:04:21,529 --> 01:04:23,565
AMANDA: What's going on?
1085
01:04:23,598 --> 01:04:26,501
My God, you're alive!
1086
01:04:28,035 --> 01:04:30,104
We thought you were dead.
1087
01:04:30,137 --> 01:04:33,374
I had to drag your body up
from the luggage compartment,
1088
01:04:33,408 --> 01:04:35,376
one step at a time.
1089
01:04:35,410 --> 01:04:36,578
You're a lot heavier
than you look.
1090
01:04:36,611 --> 01:04:37,445
What happened?
1091
01:04:37,479 --> 01:04:38,312
Where am I?
1092
01:04:38,345 --> 01:04:39,813
Who are you people?
1093
01:04:39,847 --> 01:04:42,484
Father, you're on a plane.
1094
01:04:42,517 --> 01:04:45,553
You Americans always think
you're better than yourself.
1095
01:04:45,587 --> 01:04:47,455
I put faith in you, but
you let me down.
1096
01:04:48,889 --> 01:04:51,225
How am I gonna explain
to all the passengers
1097
01:04:51,258 --> 01:04:52,494
that paid for the seat,
1098
01:04:52,527 --> 01:04:56,230
and the chaos you
created for us, huh?
1099
01:04:56,263 --> 01:04:57,398
How?
1100
01:04:57,432 --> 01:05:00,100
Listen, don't go
all demon on us.
1101
01:05:00,134 --> 01:05:02,504
I don't have the right
(FOREIGN WORD) to save you.
1102
01:05:02,537 --> 01:05:03,804
Now I remember.
1103
01:05:04,606 --> 01:05:06,940
Yeah, I'm sorry.
1104
01:05:06,974 --> 01:05:07,609
RABBI: What?
1105
01:05:07,642 --> 01:05:09,176
I can't do this.
1106
01:05:09,209 --> 01:05:10,578
What happened down
there to you?
1107
01:05:10,612 --> 01:05:12,379
I'm a failure as a priest.
1108
01:05:12,414 --> 01:05:13,814
I'm a failure as a man.
1109
01:05:15,517 --> 01:05:17,151
I'm a lousy exorcist.
1110
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:20,488
I'm worthless in the
eyes of God.
1111
01:05:21,889 --> 01:05:22,923
How could it be,
1112
01:05:22,956 --> 01:05:25,593
that while you've spent
your life helping others,
1113
01:05:25,627 --> 01:05:27,861
forgiving them of their sins,
1114
01:05:27,895 --> 01:05:29,396
you haven't forgiven yourself.
1115
01:05:31,633 --> 01:05:34,636
For the first time, the
truth's right.
1116
01:05:34,669 --> 01:05:38,272
Father, you should forgive
yourself, as a old man.
1117
01:05:38,305 --> 01:05:39,940
You're not a hero.
1118
01:05:39,973 --> 01:05:41,975
You need a pretty lady, like me,
1119
01:05:42,009 --> 01:05:45,312
to smooch, smash, and
make sweet love.
1120
01:05:48,583 --> 01:05:50,117
Look,
1121
01:05:50,150 --> 01:05:52,386
I guess, I've been angry.
1122
01:05:54,221 --> 01:05:55,457
I've been angry,
1123
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:01,629
and I guess I've hated myself
1124
01:06:01,663 --> 01:06:04,566
and God, since the Vietnam War.
1125
01:06:06,166 --> 01:06:08,636
But the only way
1126
01:06:08,670 --> 01:06:13,140
is to have the world and
its errors forgiven by you,
1127
01:06:13,173 --> 01:06:15,142
so we can all forgive together.
1128
01:06:16,444 --> 01:06:17,945
I realize that now.
1129
01:06:20,314 --> 01:06:21,549
AMANDA: You need pussy.
1130
01:06:23,183 --> 01:06:24,486
She's right.
1131
01:06:24,519 --> 01:06:25,386
I feel better now.
1132
01:06:25,420 --> 01:06:26,253
Good.
1133
01:06:26,286 --> 01:06:27,489
Okay, listen.
1134
01:06:29,223 --> 01:06:31,325
We have a lot of work to do,
let's pray.
1135
01:06:31,358 --> 01:06:32,226
Okay.
1136
01:06:33,260 --> 01:06:34,128
But first,
1137
01:06:35,195 --> 01:06:36,664
I need to piss like a racehorse.
1138
01:06:37,699 --> 01:06:40,334
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
1139
01:06:40,367 --> 01:06:42,504
(MOANING)
1140
01:06:55,683 --> 01:06:59,286
(SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
1141
01:07:07,695 --> 01:07:10,097
(SNARLING)
1142
01:07:11,566 --> 01:07:15,102
(TENSE ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
1143
01:07:20,307 --> 01:07:22,510
(MUMBLING)
1144
01:07:24,044 --> 01:07:24,679
Help!
1145
01:07:24,712 --> 01:07:26,213
Help!
1146
01:07:26,246 --> 01:07:27,582
(SCREAMING)
1147
01:07:27,615 --> 01:07:29,684
(GROWLING)
1148
01:07:29,717 --> 01:07:31,453
I command you,
1149
01:07:31,486 --> 01:07:32,720
be gone!
1150
01:07:32,754 --> 01:07:35,423
I'll eat your heart out,
priest.
1151
01:07:35,457 --> 01:07:36,524
(GROWLING)
1152
01:07:36,558 --> 01:07:38,493
Where's your holy water?
1153
01:07:38,526 --> 01:07:39,661
I don't have it.
1154
01:07:39,694 --> 01:07:42,229
I heard you the first time.
1155
01:07:47,769 --> 01:07:50,237
(SCREAMING)
1156
01:07:57,512 --> 01:07:59,379
What did you spray on him?
1157
01:07:59,414 --> 01:08:01,416
Napalm spray, I
got in Vietnam.
1158
01:08:01,449 --> 01:08:04,017
I always keep it in my
tights, just in case.
1159
01:08:04,051 --> 01:08:05,553
To keep the bad boys away.
1160
01:08:06,654 --> 01:08:08,523
Come with me, Amanda, come.
1161
01:08:10,558 --> 01:08:12,059
Where in the hell's
the priest goin'?
1162
01:08:12,092 --> 01:08:13,327
It's the pills.
1163
01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:15,530
Makes him angry, horny,
and suicidal.
1164
01:08:16,330 --> 01:08:17,164
By the way, he's the one
1165
01:08:17,197 --> 01:08:19,066
that brought the demon
on the plane.
1166
01:08:19,099 --> 01:08:20,535
Jesus H Christ!
1167
01:08:20,568 --> 01:08:21,402
What?
1168
01:08:21,436 --> 01:08:22,269
What?
1169
01:08:22,302 --> 01:08:23,136
What?
1170
01:08:23,170 --> 01:08:24,104
What?
1171
01:08:24,137 --> 01:08:24,772
What?
1172
01:08:24,806 --> 01:08:25,640
What?
1173
01:08:25,673 --> 01:08:26,541
What?
1174
01:08:31,111 --> 01:08:31,779
What!
1175
01:08:38,686 --> 01:08:39,554
Birds!
1176
01:08:40,588 --> 01:08:41,422
(LAUGHING)
1177
01:08:41,456 --> 01:08:43,725
COPILOT: Come on, man.
1178
01:08:43,758 --> 01:08:45,660
You were in Vietnam,
during the war?
1179
01:08:46,861 --> 01:08:48,362
I grew up on the street.
1180
01:08:48,395 --> 01:08:50,264
And the boys school.
1181
01:08:50,297 --> 01:08:52,299
You were a boy back then?
1182
01:08:52,332 --> 01:08:53,501
Yes.
1183
01:08:53,535 --> 01:08:54,802
Shh.
1184
01:08:54,836 --> 01:08:56,704
I'm a girl now.
1185
01:08:56,738 --> 01:08:58,640
Do I look pretty?
1186
01:08:58,673 --> 01:08:59,807
Very pretty.
1187
01:08:59,841 --> 01:09:01,442
Where did you live in Vietnam?
1188
01:09:02,544 --> 01:09:04,712
It was called Chu
Chi in Saigon.
1189
01:09:06,146 --> 01:09:08,816
That's where my
mother was killed,
1190
01:09:08,850 --> 01:09:10,618
by American soldier.
1191
01:09:10,652 --> 01:09:11,519
Chu Chi?
1192
01:09:13,488 --> 01:09:15,255
I can't be.
1193
01:09:15,289 --> 01:09:16,123
Dao?
1194
01:09:17,224 --> 01:09:19,192
How did you know my name?
1195
01:09:19,226 --> 01:09:20,495
I was there, in the hut.
1196
01:09:20,528 --> 01:09:21,496
You killed my mother?
1197
01:09:21,529 --> 01:09:23,464
No, I tried to stop him.
1198
01:09:23,498 --> 01:09:26,501
I wanted to help your
sister, she was possessed.
1199
01:09:26,534 --> 01:09:27,802
Is American.
1200
01:09:27,835 --> 01:09:28,803
No.
1201
01:09:28,836 --> 01:09:30,405
No, you're lying.
1202
01:09:30,438 --> 01:09:31,406
I don't believe you.
1203
01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:33,206
You're lying!
1204
01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:35,710
I remember the last
words your mother spoke,
1205
01:09:35,743 --> 01:09:36,611
before she died.
1206
01:09:36,644 --> 01:09:40,347
She said, "Run Dao, run."
1207
01:09:40,380 --> 01:09:42,417
And then you ran out of the hut,
escaped.
1208
01:09:44,519 --> 01:09:46,854
I want to kill you.
1209
01:09:46,888 --> 01:09:48,355
What can you do to change it?
1210
01:09:48,388 --> 01:09:51,693
How can you live
with that thing?
1211
01:09:51,726 --> 01:09:53,795
You acting like American.
1212
01:09:56,163 --> 01:09:58,633
You're the reason why
I'm going back to Vietnam.
1213
01:09:59,934 --> 01:10:01,903
To bring Garvan's body back,
1214
01:10:01,936 --> 01:10:03,605
so we can destroy it together.
1215
01:10:05,807 --> 01:10:08,610
You brought me a corpse?
1216
01:10:08,643 --> 01:10:10,612
THANG: That's a shitty deal.
1217
01:10:10,645 --> 01:10:11,512
I know.
1218
01:10:14,314 --> 01:10:17,284
(BLOWING HIS NOSE)
1219
01:10:17,317 --> 01:10:19,286
Then I wasn't thinking.
1220
01:10:19,319 --> 01:10:21,623
And now the demon is
loose on this plane.
1221
01:10:23,223 --> 01:10:25,493
Now, thanks to you we're
all gonna die on this plane.
1222
01:10:25,526 --> 01:10:26,861
Not if I can help it.
1223
01:10:26,894 --> 01:10:28,896
I mean this may sound crazy but,
1224
01:10:28,930 --> 01:10:31,298
hell is at the center of
the Earth, right?
1225
01:10:31,331 --> 01:10:32,567
If there is a hell.
1226
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:33,701
Assuming there is,
1227
01:10:35,235 --> 01:10:38,940
the further we fly from
the hot core of the Earth,
1228
01:10:38,973 --> 01:10:40,675
more unlikely it will be
1229
01:10:40,708 --> 01:10:42,275
that the demon can reach us.
1230
01:10:43,377 --> 01:10:45,446
(CRICKET CHIRPING)
1231
01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:47,482
We need to convince the captain
1232
01:10:47,515 --> 01:10:50,618
to fly higher, into the
colder temperatures,
1233
01:10:50,652 --> 01:10:55,723
and maybe that way we can go
above the demon's jurisdiction.
1234
01:10:55,757 --> 01:10:58,760
I don't know, it sounds
crazy enough to make sense.
1235
01:10:58,793 --> 01:11:00,227
Or it will kill everyone.
1236
01:11:01,294 --> 01:11:02,664
All our lives are
in your hands.
1237
01:11:02,697 --> 01:11:03,531
Captain?
1238
01:11:03,564 --> 01:11:04,398
Hey!
1239
01:11:04,432 --> 01:11:05,265
I need your help.
1240
01:11:05,298 --> 01:11:06,233
You can't come in here.
1241
01:11:06,266 --> 01:11:06,734
Now, get out.
1242
01:11:06,768 --> 01:11:07,835
I told them.
1243
01:11:07,869 --> 01:11:11,639
Captain, these two men
told me that you can help us
1244
01:11:11,673 --> 01:11:12,907
get rid of the demon.
1245
01:11:12,940 --> 01:11:13,808
Demon?
1246
01:11:14,776 --> 01:11:15,943
What demon?
1247
01:11:15,977 --> 01:11:18,513
In the luggage compartment.
1248
01:11:18,546 --> 01:11:19,647
There's a demon?
1249
01:11:19,681 --> 01:11:21,248
In the luggage compartment?
1250
01:11:21,281 --> 01:11:22,483
Would that be a metaphor?
1251
01:11:23,785 --> 01:11:26,888
No, this is nuts.
1252
01:11:26,921 --> 01:11:29,724
Get the fuck outta my cockpit.
1253
01:11:29,757 --> 01:11:31,759
GARVAN: Hello, boys.
1254
01:11:31,793 --> 01:11:32,860
And girl.
1255
01:11:32,894 --> 01:11:33,895
Whatever you are.
1256
01:11:35,730 --> 01:11:36,864
Jesus, what the fuck was that?
1257
01:11:38,466 --> 01:11:40,935
The meanest passenger
you've ever seen.
1258
01:11:40,968 --> 01:11:43,471
Captain, many horrible deaths.
1259
01:11:43,504 --> 01:11:44,906
He's telling the truth.
1260
01:11:44,939 --> 01:11:46,306
I wouldn't have
believed it myself,
1261
01:11:46,339 --> 01:11:47,542
but there's an evil entity,
1262
01:11:47,575 --> 01:11:49,242
and it's infecting
the passengers.
1263
01:11:49,276 --> 01:11:51,612
And it's spreading
like at evil fart.
1264
01:11:51,646 --> 01:11:55,282
You farted, you fuckin'
just farted, you
1265
01:11:55,315 --> 01:11:56,349
piece of shit.
1266
01:11:56,383 --> 01:11:57,719
ROMANO: It stinks man.
1267
01:11:57,752 --> 01:11:58,986
I didn't do it.
1268
01:11:59,020 --> 01:12:01,622
(ALL MOANING)
1269
01:12:03,458 --> 01:12:04,892
Don't fart in public, go.
1270
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:06,828
Wipe your ass.
1271
01:12:09,497 --> 01:12:12,734
(THUNDER CRASHING)
1272
01:12:12,767 --> 01:12:14,001
What do you want me to do?
1273
01:12:15,703 --> 01:12:17,270
Increase your altitude.
1274
01:12:17,304 --> 01:12:18,740
What good would that do?
1275
01:12:18,773 --> 01:12:19,907
It'll freeze him out.
1276
01:12:20,842 --> 01:12:22,977
How high can this plane fly?
1277
01:12:23,010 --> 01:12:24,045
40,000 feet, max.
1278
01:12:24,078 --> 01:12:25,312
50,000?
1279
01:12:27,849 --> 01:12:28,916
CAPTAIN: We come apart.
1280
01:12:28,950 --> 01:12:29,817
ROMANO: And higher?
1281
01:12:29,851 --> 01:12:30,685
CAPTAIN: What?
1282
01:12:30,718 --> 01:12:31,753
ROMANO: And higher?
1283
01:12:33,020 --> 01:12:35,656
Oh, the passengers
would freeze to death,
1284
01:12:35,690 --> 01:12:37,525
and we'd turn to ice shards.
1285
01:12:37,558 --> 01:12:39,326
Take us to 60,000.
1286
01:12:39,359 --> 01:12:41,796
You out of your freakin' mind?
1287
01:12:41,829 --> 01:12:43,330
No!
1288
01:12:43,363 --> 01:12:44,866
No, that would be suicide.
1289
01:12:44,899 --> 01:12:45,967
ROMANO: How would
you prefer to...
1290
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:46,901
Suicide!
1291
01:12:46,934 --> 01:12:48,903
How would you prefer to die?
1292
01:12:48,936 --> 01:12:50,538
Exploding into shards of ice,
1293
01:12:50,571 --> 01:12:53,608
or possessed and
dragged through hell?
1294
01:12:53,641 --> 01:12:54,675
For all of eternity.
1295
01:12:58,746 --> 01:12:59,714
Give me a moment.
1296
01:13:01,549 --> 01:13:02,416
Shards?
1297
01:13:04,018 --> 01:13:05,653
I think I'll take the demon,
1298
01:13:05,686 --> 01:13:07,387
being dragged through
hell for all of eternity.
1299
01:13:07,421 --> 01:13:09,056
But I will have a
side of shards.
1300
01:13:09,090 --> 01:13:11,492
Captain, we must try.
1301
01:13:11,526 --> 01:13:13,761
I have one last procedure left.
1302
01:13:15,496 --> 01:13:16,964
I don't want to die as a man.
1303
01:13:16,998 --> 01:13:18,566
Do you understand?
1304
01:13:18,599 --> 01:13:20,101
Snip, snip.
1305
01:13:20,134 --> 01:13:21,602
Snip, snip snip.
1306
01:13:21,636 --> 01:13:22,703
Snip.
1307
01:13:22,737 --> 01:13:23,771
Please?
1308
01:13:23,805 --> 01:13:25,706
You know, I was savin' this
1309
01:13:25,740 --> 01:13:26,774
till we landed, but.
1310
01:13:26,808 --> 01:13:28,709
Let me have a little of that.
1311
01:13:28,743 --> 01:13:29,577
Thank you.
1312
01:13:29,610 --> 01:13:30,812
No no no.
1313
01:13:30,845 --> 01:13:31,913
Please please?
1314
01:13:34,448 --> 01:13:35,483
Please?
1315
01:13:35,516 --> 01:13:39,921
Amanda, make an announcement
to the passengers,
1316
01:13:39,954 --> 01:13:42,089
that we are changing course,
1317
01:13:42,123 --> 01:13:43,624
and we're going to the moon.
1318
01:13:44,926 --> 01:13:45,860
Yes, Captain.
1319
01:13:45,893 --> 01:13:46,761
Thank you.
1320
01:13:49,063 --> 01:13:50,565
We're going to the moon.
1321
01:13:50,598 --> 01:13:51,632
(SQUEALING)
1322
01:13:51,666 --> 01:13:53,634
Reckon she's
already on the moon.
1323
01:13:57,471 --> 01:13:58,906
Here, have a slug.
1324
01:13:58,940 --> 01:13:59,907
Thanks.
1325
01:13:59,941 --> 01:14:00,942
Go for it.
1326
01:14:02,176 --> 01:14:03,578
Thank you, Father Hog.
1327
01:14:05,079 --> 01:14:05,947
All right,
1328
01:14:08,482 --> 01:14:09,684
we'd better hang on.
1329
01:14:09,717 --> 01:14:11,118
Give her hell.
1330
01:14:11,152 --> 01:14:16,356
(THUNDER CRASHING)
(DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
1331
01:14:28,169 --> 01:14:30,037
47, pull back a little
bit more, a little more.
1332
01:14:30,938 --> 01:14:32,073
COPILOT: He can't fake this.
1333
01:14:32,106 --> 01:14:34,675
Don't hit stall speed.
1334
01:14:34,709 --> 01:14:36,043
Lower the nose just a hair.
1335
01:14:36,944 --> 01:14:37,845
All right, there we go.
1336
01:14:37,879 --> 01:14:39,013
Here we go.
1337
01:14:39,046 --> 01:14:42,016
This son of a bitch should
fall apart right about now.
1338
01:14:43,451 --> 01:14:44,118
And?
1339
01:14:45,686 --> 01:14:46,554
Fuck.
1340
01:14:48,222 --> 01:14:51,959
(TENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
1341
01:14:51,993 --> 01:14:54,128
Hoo, let's hang a right.
1342
01:14:55,796 --> 01:14:59,066
Hocus pocus steady steady,
steady.
1343
01:14:59,100 --> 01:15:00,568
We're at 50,000.
1344
01:15:04,472 --> 01:15:06,741
(SCREAMING)
1345
01:15:14,548 --> 01:15:16,117
Don't stall it, don't stall it!
1346
01:15:16,150 --> 01:15:18,119
We're almost there,
we're almost there.
1347
01:15:18,152 --> 01:15:19,220
Where?
1348
01:15:19,253 --> 01:15:20,788
Oh come on.
1349
01:15:20,821 --> 01:15:21,923
60!
1350
01:15:23,491 --> 01:15:24,458
Hear that?
(ALARM SOUNDING)
1351
01:15:24,492 --> 01:15:25,126
ROMANO: Yeah, what's that?
1352
01:15:25,159 --> 01:15:26,027
Lower the nose.
1353
01:15:26,060 --> 01:15:27,795
ROMANO: Come on,
he's still alive.
1354
01:15:27,828 --> 01:15:28,996
No, down.
1355
01:15:29,030 --> 01:15:31,198
Oh my God, part of
my knee is in my mouth.
1356
01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:34,068
Oh man.
1357
01:15:35,169 --> 01:15:36,904
Come on, higher man.
1358
01:15:36,938 --> 01:15:40,174
Knock this son of a bitch out.
1359
01:15:40,207 --> 01:15:41,909
Slow that nose speed.
1360
01:15:41,943 --> 01:15:45,947
(HIGH-TENSION ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
1361
01:15:49,050 --> 01:15:53,154
I feel like a bobblehead.
(LAUGHING)
1362
01:15:53,187 --> 01:15:53,854
You good?
1363
01:15:53,888 --> 01:15:55,056
CAPTAIN: Yeah, we're good.
1364
01:15:55,089 --> 01:15:56,057
Level out, level out, level out.
1365
01:15:59,927 --> 01:16:00,962
Oh shit.
1366
01:16:04,999 --> 01:16:06,500
We're wrong about this plan.
1367
01:16:08,602 --> 01:16:09,470
Shit.
1368
01:16:14,542 --> 01:16:15,743
We made it.
1369
01:16:15,776 --> 01:16:16,711
We made it.
1370
01:16:23,551 --> 01:16:26,153
We need to serve some
drinks and some booze.
1371
01:16:27,154 --> 01:16:28,122
Warm up the people.
1372
01:16:29,724 --> 01:16:32,593
(IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
1373
01:16:32,626 --> 01:16:35,162
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
1374
01:16:39,033 --> 01:16:40,701
May God have mercy.
1375
01:16:45,940 --> 01:16:46,874
Amanda?
1376
01:16:46,907 --> 01:16:48,642
Amanda come here
like I told you.
1377
01:16:49,877 --> 01:16:51,946
That's the holiest thing
I've ever seen.
1378
01:17:05,192 --> 01:17:06,227
Thang?
1379
01:17:06,260 --> 01:17:07,128
Huh?
1380
01:17:16,137 --> 01:17:18,606
Vagina shining with light.
1381
01:17:20,908 --> 01:17:22,710
I want one like that.
1382
01:17:23,944 --> 01:17:25,713
I want one like that.
1383
01:17:28,916 --> 01:17:31,852
(MUFFLED SPEAKING)
1384
01:17:35,623 --> 01:17:38,959
(SAD INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
1385
01:17:50,304 --> 01:17:53,140
(ROMANTIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
1386
01:17:53,174 --> 01:17:55,242
Flexing keep you warm.
1387
01:17:55,276 --> 01:17:57,211
More power, more power.
1388
01:18:02,149 --> 01:18:03,284
Almost done.
1389
01:18:09,356 --> 01:18:12,827
(NUNS MUFFLED SPEAKING)
1390
01:18:14,695 --> 01:18:16,363
I will fear no evil.
1391
01:18:17,765 --> 01:18:20,701
Thy rod and thy staff,
comforts me.
1392
01:18:24,004 --> 01:18:26,941
(MUFFLED SPEAKING)
1393
01:18:29,944 --> 01:18:31,745
Let's sit right here.
1394
01:18:35,683 --> 01:18:38,252
(AMANDA MUFFLED)
1395
01:18:40,054 --> 01:18:42,756
Drink one of these, it's hot.
1396
01:18:49,797 --> 01:18:50,764
Hi, pretty lady.
1397
01:18:50,798 --> 01:18:51,966
I'm sorry so cold.
1398
01:18:53,033 --> 01:18:53,868
You're so beautiful.
1399
01:18:53,901 --> 01:18:54,368
I admire you.
1400
01:18:55,836 --> 01:18:57,872
Would you like to have
a drink, keep you warm?
1401
01:18:57,905 --> 01:18:59,373
Oh no, we don't drink.
1402
01:19:02,109 --> 01:19:03,744
Your loss, bitch.
1403
01:19:05,413 --> 01:19:07,748
NUN: I'll pray for you.
1404
01:19:10,918 --> 01:19:13,654
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
1405
01:19:22,029 --> 01:19:25,733
(SINISTER ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
1406
01:19:28,403 --> 01:19:30,070
Flying at 60,000
feet didn't work,
1407
01:19:30,104 --> 01:19:32,072
nor did holy water.
1408
01:19:32,106 --> 01:19:33,340
I don't know what else to do.
1409
01:19:34,775 --> 01:19:37,778
Perhaps your holy water
isn't strong enough.
1410
01:19:37,811 --> 01:19:38,413
What?
1411
01:19:39,481 --> 01:19:42,917
I know ancient Vietnamese
witch doctor potion,
1412
01:19:42,950 --> 01:19:43,717
for possession.
1413
01:19:44,852 --> 01:19:47,188
Well why didn't you
say so earlier?
1414
01:19:47,221 --> 01:19:48,289
No one asked.
1415
01:19:49,424 --> 01:19:50,925
You keep a secret from me?
1416
01:19:52,126 --> 01:19:54,061
What's the ingredients
to the magic potion?
1417
01:19:54,094 --> 01:19:58,732
Okay, first is pubic
hair of virgin.
1418
01:19:58,766 --> 01:19:59,833
What?
1419
01:19:59,867 --> 01:20:01,403
How do you expect?
1420
01:20:02,336 --> 01:20:03,337
I got one.
1421
01:20:08,375 --> 01:20:11,245
(SEXY JAZZ MUSIC)
1422
01:20:23,558 --> 01:20:25,125
Forgive me Father,
1423
01:20:25,159 --> 01:20:30,164
for I have sinned.
1424
01:20:31,365 --> 01:20:33,734
(SNARLING)
1425
01:20:37,071 --> 01:20:41,208
They're possessed.
1426
01:20:41,242 --> 01:20:42,843
They are possessed, aren't they?
1427
01:20:42,876 --> 01:20:44,378
Of course, they're possessed.
1428
01:20:44,412 --> 01:20:46,880
The entity is getting
stronger, multiplying.
1429
01:20:46,914 --> 01:20:49,250
Soon everyone on the plane
is gonna be infected.
1430
01:20:52,554 --> 01:20:53,887
You see that over there?
1431
01:20:55,122 --> 01:20:56,056
The green mist.
1432
01:20:56,090 --> 01:20:58,426
It's gotten into the
ventilation system.
1433
01:20:58,460 --> 01:21:01,161
Okay, if it's everywhere,
how do we stop it?
1434
01:21:02,464 --> 01:21:04,031
Thang's magic potion.
1435
01:21:04,064 --> 01:21:06,468
We put it into the
air-con system,
1436
01:21:06,501 --> 01:21:09,404
flush the entity out,
and save the passengers.
1437
01:21:09,437 --> 01:21:11,573
Okay, how do we do that?
1438
01:21:11,606 --> 01:21:13,007
Ventilation system,
1439
01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:16,143
he can breathe it from
the ventilation system.
1440
01:21:16,176 --> 01:21:17,512
Ah, that's my boy.
1441
01:21:17,545 --> 01:21:18,580
My girl!
1442
01:21:18,613 --> 01:21:20,981
(LAUGHING)
1443
01:21:22,049 --> 01:21:25,085
Hey, let's make the
magic potion.
1444
01:21:25,119 --> 01:21:25,953
Come on.
1445
01:21:25,986 --> 01:21:27,087
But,
1446
01:21:27,121 --> 01:21:30,425
not with the virgin, the hair.
1447
01:21:30,458 --> 01:21:31,526
You got them.
1448
01:21:35,396 --> 01:21:36,997
Jesus Christ.
1449
01:21:37,031 --> 01:21:38,299
That's hot.
1450
01:21:38,332 --> 01:21:39,933
THANG: Come on, let's go.
1451
01:21:41,536 --> 01:21:43,937
(GROWLING)
1452
01:21:46,140 --> 01:21:47,875
God, it's hot now.
1453
01:21:54,882 --> 01:21:56,551
RABBI: What's on the
shopping list.
1454
01:21:56,584 --> 01:21:58,085
Hair of the dog.
1455
01:22:04,224 --> 01:22:06,494
(POOKIE GROWLING)
1456
01:22:06,528 --> 01:22:07,394
Relax.
1457
01:22:10,097 --> 01:22:13,535
(POOKIE WHIMPERING)
1458
01:22:13,568 --> 01:22:16,370
(AMANDA YELLING)
1459
01:22:22,910 --> 01:22:25,112
(MUMBLING)
1460
01:22:26,313 --> 01:22:28,048
(POOKIE GROWLING)
1461
01:22:28,082 --> 01:22:29,083
Is enough?
1462
01:22:30,552 --> 01:22:33,220
Next, a human bone.
1463
01:22:33,253 --> 01:22:34,188
I got it.
1464
01:22:43,964 --> 01:22:45,065
Sorry.
1465
01:22:45,099 --> 01:22:47,034
People will leave hell
because of you.
1466
01:22:49,269 --> 01:22:50,904
The bone.
1467
01:22:50,938 --> 01:22:51,606
Yeah.
1468
01:22:52,574 --> 01:22:53,675
And, what's next?
1469
01:22:53,708 --> 01:22:56,143
Next, eye of newt.
1470
01:22:57,244 --> 01:23:01,982
Okay, got it.
1471
01:23:02,015 --> 01:23:04,151
(GASPING)
1472
01:23:14,995 --> 01:23:15,963
I'm terribly sorry.
1473
01:23:18,265 --> 01:23:19,133
This one?
1474
01:23:19,166 --> 01:23:20,702
What's that for?
1475
01:23:20,735 --> 01:23:22,302
Eye of newt.
1476
01:23:22,336 --> 01:23:23,505
Close enough, now mix.
1477
01:23:30,177 --> 01:23:33,113
(BLENDER GRINDING)
1478
01:23:34,549 --> 01:23:36,350
Pour it into the air vent.
1479
01:23:36,383 --> 01:23:37,652
THANG: There.
1480
01:23:42,356 --> 01:23:44,091
Sorry sorry sorry.
1481
01:23:46,226 --> 01:23:47,060
Good?
1482
01:23:47,094 --> 01:23:48,496
Smells like ass.
1483
01:23:53,267 --> 01:23:55,470
Now I make announcement.
1484
01:23:55,503 --> 01:23:58,071
Hello, ladies and gentlemen,
(IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
1485
01:23:58,105 --> 01:23:59,741
this is Amanda, don't panic.
1486
01:23:59,774 --> 01:24:02,577
(AMANDA MUFFLED)
1487
01:24:09,584 --> 01:24:11,318
Please, don't panic.
1488
01:24:13,588 --> 01:24:15,122
It's show time!
1489
01:24:20,628 --> 01:24:22,564
Happy new years losers.
1490
01:24:24,031 --> 01:24:26,366
Watch out, he's got a bomb.
1491
01:24:29,102 --> 01:24:31,238
(HISSING)
1492
01:24:35,710 --> 01:24:37,512
I must warn you, Hercules,
1493
01:24:37,545 --> 01:24:40,415
I'm a trained assassin,
with the...
1494
01:24:41,716 --> 01:24:45,319
(MELODIC CLASSICAL MUSIC)
1495
01:24:53,461 --> 01:24:54,762
Don't look him in the eye.
1496
01:24:54,796 --> 01:24:56,063
What?
1497
01:24:56,096 --> 01:24:57,364
ROMERO: Don't look
him in the eye.
1498
01:24:58,332 --> 01:25:01,001
It's hell, Doctor John Wayne.
1499
01:25:05,540 --> 01:25:07,675
(YELLING)
1500
01:25:11,579 --> 01:25:13,247
What's goin' on?
1501
01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:15,483
You are in (MUMBLING).
1502
01:25:15,517 --> 01:25:17,719
(GROWLING)
1503
01:25:27,629 --> 01:25:29,296
Feldman, god damn it!
1504
01:25:29,329 --> 01:25:31,164
You're on my balls.
1505
01:25:31,198 --> 01:25:32,065
RABBI: What?
1506
01:25:32,867 --> 01:25:34,402
You're on my balls.
1507
01:25:34,435 --> 01:25:36,036
Oh I thought you said boils.
1508
01:25:37,371 --> 01:25:40,374
God damn it Feldman,
open this god damn door.
1509
01:25:40,408 --> 01:25:41,074
What?
1510
01:25:41,108 --> 01:25:42,744
I said open the door, Feldman.
1511
01:25:42,777 --> 01:25:44,712
Why didn't you say so?
1512
01:25:44,746 --> 01:25:46,113
What's wrong with you?
1513
01:25:47,114 --> 01:25:48,248
The hearing.
1514
01:25:51,218 --> 01:25:52,052
What happened to him?
1515
01:25:52,085 --> 01:25:53,855
I don't know, I
think it's boils.
1516
01:25:53,888 --> 01:25:54,722
(SCREAMING)
1517
01:25:54,756 --> 01:25:56,223
Open the door!
1518
01:25:57,425 --> 01:26:01,328
(WEIGHTLIFTER GROWLING)
1519
01:26:01,361 --> 01:26:04,097
I'm gonna make (MUMBLING)
sweeping the hall.
1520
01:26:04,131 --> 01:26:05,332
Please don't.
1521
01:26:09,136 --> 01:26:10,505
Go go go go.
1522
01:26:10,538 --> 01:26:12,740
(GROWLING)
1523
01:26:20,247 --> 01:26:25,252
Holy shit, fuck you, you
big macho son of a bitch.
1524
01:26:25,285 --> 01:26:27,488
(GROWLING)
1525
01:26:31,893 --> 01:26:32,727
Look!
1526
01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:33,761
There's an airfield.
1527
01:26:35,262 --> 01:26:36,864
What the hell?
1528
01:26:36,898 --> 01:26:38,833
It's the pits, it's the pits.
1529
01:26:43,571 --> 01:26:44,839
Captain?
1530
01:26:44,872 --> 01:26:45,773
Can you fly this plane?
1531
01:26:45,807 --> 01:26:47,675
I can fly this plane
1532
01:26:49,343 --> 01:26:52,212
with my head turned backwards.
1533
01:26:52,245 --> 01:26:54,381
(YELLING)
1534
01:26:56,751 --> 01:26:58,553
But who needs a head?
1535
01:27:05,960 --> 01:27:06,828
Captain!
1536
01:27:08,463 --> 01:27:09,497
Who's gonna fly the plane?
1537
01:27:09,530 --> 01:27:10,498
I will.
1538
01:27:10,531 --> 01:27:12,634
You know how to fly
a commercial airliner?
1539
01:27:12,667 --> 01:27:15,470
Better than a
headless Captain.
1540
01:27:29,617 --> 01:27:31,819
Why is Carrie Bellson
in my bathrobe?
1541
01:27:32,954 --> 01:27:34,022
He's still alive.
1542
01:27:34,055 --> 01:27:38,760
Good good, maybe he can
help me land this thing.
1543
01:27:38,793 --> 01:27:40,528
72 virgins.
1544
01:27:40,561 --> 01:27:42,262
Talk to the controller.
1545
01:27:42,295 --> 01:27:44,432
Don't let him fall asleep.
1546
01:27:45,867 --> 01:27:47,334
Turn the steering left
1547
01:27:47,367 --> 01:27:50,571
until you see the number
on that dial hit 7-6-0.
1548
01:27:51,973 --> 01:27:55,443
Then you flip that blue switch
on the lower right there.
1549
01:27:55,476 --> 01:27:56,978
That will lower the flaps.
1550
01:27:57,011 --> 01:27:58,479
What do we do now?
1551
01:27:58,513 --> 01:28:00,615
How far are we from
the airport?
1552
01:28:00,648 --> 01:28:02,583
We're 10 miles away.
1553
01:28:02,617 --> 01:28:04,585
Lower landing gear.
1554
01:28:04,619 --> 01:28:05,453
Landing gear.
1555
01:28:05,486 --> 01:28:06,421
Lower the gear.
1556
01:28:06,454 --> 01:28:07,655
Lower the gear.
1557
01:28:08,556 --> 01:28:11,793
(DIRE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
1558
01:28:23,538 --> 01:28:25,473
Going in for a landing.
1559
01:28:27,942 --> 01:28:30,277
(YELLING)
1560
01:28:31,546 --> 01:28:33,715
You're going to descend.
1561
01:28:33,748 --> 01:28:36,484
(LAUGHING)
1562
01:28:36,517 --> 01:28:38,786
(SCREAMING)
1563
01:28:41,022 --> 01:28:45,225
(HIGH-TENSION ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
1564
01:28:55,335 --> 01:28:57,337
(TIRES SQUEALING)
1565
01:28:57,370 --> 01:28:58,371
We did it!
1566
01:29:02,710 --> 01:29:03,644
I pooped my pants.
1567
01:29:04,612 --> 01:29:05,847
THANG: Is that what that is?
1568
01:29:08,883 --> 01:29:10,283
Vietnam.
1569
01:29:10,317 --> 01:29:11,018
I'm back.
1570
01:29:11,052 --> 01:29:12,820
(LAUGHING)
1571
01:29:12,854 --> 01:29:14,422
It's a miracle.
1572
01:29:14,455 --> 01:29:15,656
We landed.
1573
01:29:15,690 --> 01:29:16,724
Oy.
1574
01:29:16,758 --> 01:29:18,826
- We landed.
- (MUFFLED) Father.
1575
01:29:18,860 --> 01:29:20,828
Poor Buzz, he didn't make it.
1576
01:29:20,862 --> 01:29:21,696
I'm not dead though.
1577
01:29:21,729 --> 01:29:23,296
He's the real hero.
1578
01:29:23,330 --> 01:29:24,599
Yes, why?
1579
01:29:24,632 --> 01:29:27,034
And everyone else on
this plane who died.
1580
01:29:27,068 --> 01:29:27,769
Lot of people.
1581
01:29:29,036 --> 01:29:31,338
Lot of people, I can't
remember all their names.
1582
01:29:31,371 --> 01:29:35,476
You know Father, for an
American, you not so bad.
1583
01:29:35,510 --> 01:29:37,411
Oh, thanks Thang.
1584
01:29:37,445 --> 01:29:38,980
You slanted-eyed devil.
1585
01:29:39,013 --> 01:29:40,481
You're not so bad yourself.
1586
01:29:42,450 --> 01:29:43,084
Father?
1587
01:29:43,117 --> 01:29:43,951
Yeah.
1588
01:29:43,985 --> 01:29:44,652
- And you?
- Yeah.
1589
01:29:44,685 --> 01:29:46,353
I don't care if you're gay,
1590
01:29:46,386 --> 01:29:47,722
You have great heart,
1591
01:29:47,755 --> 01:29:49,557
and thank you for
saving our lives.
1592
01:29:50,491 --> 01:29:51,926
Okay.
1593
01:29:51,959 --> 01:29:52,493
I'm outta here.
1594
01:29:52,527 --> 01:29:53,628
RABBI: She's right.
1595
01:29:53,661 --> 01:29:54,695
When you're right you're right.
1596
01:29:54,729 --> 01:29:57,565
ROMERO: I've got
another demon to exorcize.
1597
01:29:57,598 --> 01:29:59,467
RABBI: In the bathroom?
1598
01:29:59,500 --> 01:30:02,837
Want to play with my
little friend. (LAUGHING)
1599
01:30:10,645 --> 01:30:11,679
You little shit.
1600
01:30:11,712 --> 01:30:14,115
I pumped out bigger
turds than you.
1601
01:30:14,148 --> 01:30:15,750
(LAUGHING)
1602
01:30:15,783 --> 01:30:17,585
No wonder the toilet
was so clogged.
1603
01:30:17,618 --> 01:30:18,519
Wanna play catch?
1604
01:30:20,588 --> 01:30:22,857
(EXPLOSION)
1605
01:30:24,992 --> 01:30:28,729
(DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
1606
01:30:34,468 --> 01:30:36,671
(COUGHING)
1607
01:30:37,672 --> 01:30:38,773
Smell like poop.
1608
01:30:38,806 --> 01:30:40,708
I'm not gonna clean that up.
1609
01:30:52,987 --> 01:30:54,822
Good morning, Vietnam.
1610
01:30:56,023 --> 01:30:58,926
I will never fly
economy again.
1611
01:30:58,960 --> 01:31:00,828
Talk about hell.
1612
01:31:00,862 --> 01:31:02,395
Be gone.
1613
01:31:02,430 --> 01:31:03,564
Ah crap.
1614
01:31:03,598 --> 01:31:05,800
(LAUGHING)
1615
01:31:06,968 --> 01:31:08,903
Oy, here we go again.
1616
01:31:10,137 --> 01:31:13,808
(OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
1617
01:31:14,842 --> 01:31:18,446
(UPBEAT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
1618
01:31:29,490 --> 01:31:30,558
How's this?
1619
01:31:32,159 --> 01:31:33,027
What?
1620
01:31:35,897 --> 01:31:37,098
Isn't he fun?
1621
01:31:38,699 --> 01:31:40,034
Hear I'm vegan.
1622
01:31:41,736 --> 01:31:42,670
Oh mommy.
1623
01:31:48,242 --> 01:31:49,777
Jesus H Christ!
1624
01:32:16,671 --> 01:32:18,940
(SCREAMING)
1625
01:32:20,508 --> 01:32:22,109
I'll have the beef.
1626
01:32:26,781 --> 01:32:29,850
(SCREAMING)
1627
01:32:29,884 --> 01:32:33,621
(DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
1628
01:34:48,355 --> 01:34:49,990
I really don't feel that bad.
1629
01:34:52,026 --> 01:34:53,094
That's weird.
1630
01:34:55,296 --> 01:34:56,697
Captain Houdee?
1631
01:34:58,666 --> 01:34:59,333
Whatever.
1632
01:35:11,679 --> 01:35:12,646
Fuck it, he's gone.
1633
01:35:16,150 --> 01:35:17,084
Yeah, okay.
1634
01:35:38,406 --> 01:35:39,273
Shit!
1635
01:35:41,342 --> 01:35:43,878
(DARK MUSIC)
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01:35:44,592 --> 01:35:49,592
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