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♪♪ ♪♪
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♪♪ On stage rapping ♪♪
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♪♪ Ain't shit to me, I'm
a rapper, that's what I do ♪♪
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♪♪ Young Dave snappin' ♪♪
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♪♪ The crowd seem to fuck with me
and I like them, too ♪♪
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♪♪ Ordinarily I might joke around
on the stage ♪♪
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♪♪ Funny motherfucker,
class clown, 12th grade ♪♪
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♪♪ Sometimes I might overstep
my boundaries ♪♪
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♪♪ Do some weird shit, believe in
the art of the joke ♪♪
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♪♪ In this case, I was like ♪♪
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♪♪ Ay, y'all a great crowd ♪♪
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♪♪ So as a reward,
do you wanna see my dick? ♪♪
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♪♪ Crowd went wild,
now I'm kinda torn ♪♪
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♪♪ Mid‐show soft dick ♪♪
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♪♪ Is my worst soft dick,
I'm a moron ♪♪
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♪♪ "Show your dick,
show your dick" ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Whole crowd chants ♪♪
‐♪♪ Shit ♪♪
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♪♪ I'm like, I can't,
but what about nuts? ♪♪
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♪♪ People erupt, whipped out
the nuts‐‐ cheers ♪♪
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♪♪ Off stage, head up to the
dressing room, five cops ♪♪
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♪♪ Waiting in my dressing room ♪♪
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♪♪ Goddamn, dude,
you blowing up ♪♪
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♪♪ Look at how they beefing up
the security ♪♪
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♪♪ I was like, Officers,
I'll be okay ♪♪
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♪♪ One cop said:
"Sir, you're under arrest" ♪♪
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♪♪ I laughed in jest,
assumed he was just ♪♪
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♪♪ Showing off
for his cop friends ♪♪
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♪♪ Opened some Chex Mix,
"Sir, I'm gonna need you ♪♪
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‐♪♪ To put on these cuffs" ♪♪
‐♪♪ I'm like, "What?" ♪♪
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♪♪ Sir, you just exposed
yourself, at an all‐ages show ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Nonetheless ♪♪
‐♪♪ Wait, you talking 'bout
showing nuts? ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Sir ♪♪
‐♪♪ That's like a common joke ♪♪
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‐♪♪ You never pull out a ball
with your friends or‐‐ ♪♪
‐♪♪ Sir ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Never? ♪♪
‐♪♪ Sir, please put on
these cuffs ♪♪
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♪♪ Wait, stop, no,
this is actually happening? ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Sir, sir ♪♪
‐♪♪ Wait, this is unfair ♪♪
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‐♪♪ I'm sorry, I swear ♪♪
‐♪♪ Sir! ♪♪
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♪♪ Please hear me out... ♪♪
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♪♪ Sir, you're going to jail ♪♪
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♪♪ I'm like, "Jail?" ♪♪
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♪♪ He like: "Yeah" ♪♪
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♪♪ I'm like, "Jail?" ♪♪
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♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
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♪♪ Booked, bail ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Pay it, scared ♪♪
‐♪♪ This is crazy ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Months pass, trial ♪♪
‐♪♪ Real trial ♪♪
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♪♪ 45 parents press charges ♪♪
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‐♪♪ I got a DUI in college ♪♪
‐♪♪ Stupid ♪♪
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‐♪♪ This was not
my first offense ♪♪
‐♪♪ Oh, my God ♪♪
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♪♪ Children were crying
on the stand ♪♪
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♪♪ Probably the dorks
of their class ♪♪
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♪♪ You're a loser ♪♪
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♪♪ Now it's the day
of my reckoning ♪♪
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♪♪ They 'bout to give me
my sentencing ♪♪
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♪♪ Can't even breathe
and I'm trembling ♪♪
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‐♪♪ The jury arrived
at a verdict ♪♪
‐♪♪ Guilty ♪♪
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‐♪♪ I thought I misheard it ♪♪
‐♪♪ Guilty ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Mama Burd going berserk ♪♪
‐♪♪ My son! ♪♪
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♪♪ Wait, you said two years,
Your Honor? ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Yes ♪♪
‐♪♪ On the bus to Tuckawala ♪♪
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♪♪ They got me chained
to Roberto ♪♪
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♪♪ Tat on his face,
he was fidgety ♪♪
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♪♪ Shook as can be
as we pullin' in ♪♪
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♪♪ They take my picture,
unchain me ♪♪
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♪♪ They give me my state I. D. ♪♪
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♪♪ Then they took me to a room ♪♪
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♪♪ And told me
to "spread your cheeks" ♪♪
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♪♪ I was like, "Like this?" ♪♪
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♪♪ They like:
"Yeah, but rake your nuts" ♪♪
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♪♪ Rake... rake my nuts? ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Like pull 'em up? ♪♪
‐♪♪ Yes ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Oh, okay ♪♪
‐♪♪ They made me squat
and cough ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Standard procedure,
I'm wid it ♪♪
‐♪♪ It's cool ♪♪
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♪♪ After I finished
I had a minute with the guard ♪♪
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♪♪ Say to him,
"Sir, I know this is bizarre" ♪♪
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♪♪ "But the whole rape thing,
is it, like, real?" ♪♪
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♪♪ "Is it actually
a thing in jail?" ♪♪
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♪♪ "Or...?" He like: "Yeah" ♪♪
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♪♪ I'm like, "Yeah?
It really happens?" ♪♪
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♪♪ He like: "Yeah" ♪♪
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♪♪ Isn't it your job
to protect people? ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Getting walked to my cell ♪♪
‐♪♪ We got a white boy! ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Walking through jail ♪♪
‐(whooping)
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‐♪♪ Shit is like hell ♪♪
‐♪♪ You dead, you dead! ♪♪
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‐♪♪ It's just like the movies ♪♪
‐♪♪ Gettin' fucked! ♪♪
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♪♪ Screaming and hollering,
hooting: "Fresh meat!" ♪♪
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♪♪ A black guy said:
"I'll break your back!" ♪♪
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♪♪ Hispanic guy ask:
"What that mouth like?" ♪♪
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‐♪♪ "I'm‐a need that" ♪♪
‐♪♪ A neo‐Nazi just smiles ♪♪
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♪♪ We get to my‐‐ cell,
got a cellmate named Raheem ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Hi, I'm Dave ♪♪
‐♪♪ Good dude, wonder why he in ♪♪
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‐♪♪ I'm Raheem ♪♪
‐♪♪ Then he asked me
what I even did ♪♪
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‐♪♪ What'd you do? ♪♪
‐♪♪ I explained the whole thing,
was performing ♪♪
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♪♪ Showed my nuts,
totally innocent, like ♪♪
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♪♪ Well, I did it,
but it was an innocent act ♪♪
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♪♪ It's not a big deal,
now I'm here ♪♪
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♪♪ In Tuckawala for two years
for exposing myself to minors ♪♪
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♪♪ "Whoa, whoa, you a pedophile?"
Raheem said ♪♪
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♪♪ No, I'm not a pedophile,
you just heard the story ♪♪
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♪♪ Okay, okay, okay; you cannot
let anyone know this ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Why? It's not a big... ♪♪
‐♪♪ If they find out,
then it's over ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Over? ♪♪
‐♪♪ You raped; dead, maybe ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Raped dead? ♪♪
‐♪♪ Let's just think
of solutions instead ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Raped dead? ♪♪
‐♪♪ In here there's the blacks
and the Mexicans ♪♪
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♪♪ Well, what about
those white supremacists? ♪♪
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♪♪ They see that you're Jewish,
it's evident ♪♪
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‐♪♪ It's evident, what does... ♪♪
‐♪♪ The blacks and the Mexicans ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Don't have
inherent hatred for you ♪♪
‐♪♪ True ♪♪
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♪♪ You gotta pick
one of them for protection ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Who?
The blacks or the Mexicans? ♪♪
‐♪♪ Yes ♪♪
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♪♪ Uh, I mean, I guess
I go blacks, right? Blacks ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Okay ♪♪
‐♪♪ I just don't know much
about Mexicans ♪♪
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‐♪♪ I hear you ♪♪
‐♪♪ Like, at home I would
hang out with blacks ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Go with blacks, then ♪♪
‐♪♪ Well, how do they
know I'm with blacks? ♪♪
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♪♪ Like‐‐ how do I refer to it?
Do I say "blacks"? ♪♪
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‐♪♪ You won't have to say... ♪♪
‐♪♪ I feel like it'd be weird ♪♪
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♪♪ If I said,
"I'm with the blacks" ♪♪
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‐♪♪ It's not like that ♪♪
‐♪♪ How is it referred to? ♪♪
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♪♪ Don't worry, I'll make sure ♪♪
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♪♪ That everyone knows
you're with us ♪♪
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♪♪ 3:00 rec, ball ♪♪
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♪♪ Pretty solid courts,
real good runs ♪♪
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♪♪ Watched on the sidelines,
didn't try to run ♪♪
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♪♪ Calling for next
would be calling for death ♪♪
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♪♪ Real good black dude
roll his ankle ♪♪
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♪♪ Mexican guy on the side says:
"Ay, carambo" ♪♪
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♪♪ Now there's a squad
that's only got four players ♪♪
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♪♪ And in jail the other team
picks his replacement ♪♪
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♪♪ They look around
and my heart started racing ♪♪
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♪♪ One guy is beelining
straight up at David ♪♪
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♪♪ 'Cause they probably think
I'm a horrible player ♪♪
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♪♪ They like, "All right, take
this white, skinny bitch" ♪♪
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♪♪ Little do they know I'm a bad
motherfucker on the court ♪♪
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♪♪ First play hit 'em
with the cross‐up fake ♪♪
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♪♪ Next play, wide open three,
like, wet ♪♪
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♪♪ The yard taking notice,
I take a charge ♪♪
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♪♪ But they don't even notice ♪♪
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♪♪ Don't leave him open ♪♪
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♪♪ His jumper is potent ♪♪
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♪♪ Pat on the back ♪♪
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♪♪ Feel like a black ♪♪
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♪♪ Dap, dap, dap ♪♪
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♪♪ All the sudden,
a Mexican guy ♪♪
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♪♪ Walks on the court and says ♪♪
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♪♪ Stop the game, stop the game,
stop the game ♪♪
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♪♪ Gets in my face ♪♪
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♪♪ Says:
"You know what he did?" ♪♪
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♪♪ Everyone's frozen in place ♪♪
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♪♪ You know what he did? ♪♪
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♪♪ What he do? What he do? ♪♪
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♪♪ He raped some kids ♪♪
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♪♪ "Whoa, whoa, whoa, not true,"
I said ♪♪
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♪♪ He said: "One was my niece!" ♪♪
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♪♪ Hold on, I can explain,
I'm a rapper, I was on stage ♪♪
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♪♪ You ain't no motherfuckin'
rapper ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Yes, I am ♪♪
‐♪♪ We gon' rape you ♪♪
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♪♪ No, I am a rapper ♪♪
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♪♪ I'll spit,
you want me to spit? ♪♪
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♪♪ I'll fucking spit! I'll... ♪♪
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♪♪ You 'bout to get fucked,
pendejo ♪♪
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♪♪ Listen:
my dick sucks, my dick sucks ♪♪
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♪♪ Uh, that's just a hook ♪♪
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♪♪ Remember the name
Don Quixote ♪♪
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♪♪ That's the guy
that will fuck you later ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Okay, chismoso? ♪♪
‐♪♪ Then he walked away ♪♪
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♪♪ I tried to play it cool,
I'm like, "Back to the game" ♪♪
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♪♪ Punched in my back,
thrown off the court ♪♪
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♪♪ I'm like, "I'm with the
blacks," that made it worse ♪♪
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♪♪ Smack, smack, smack ♪♪
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♪♪ I'm like,
"I didn't rape no kids" ♪♪
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♪♪ I just showed my sack ♪♪
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♪♪ You never did that, like,
with your friends? ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Ain't fuck nah, pussy ♪♪
‐♪♪ It was just a joke ♪♪
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♪♪ I believe in the art
of the joke ♪♪
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♪♪ That don't sound very funny ♪♪
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♪♪ Yeah, but you should've
seen it, it worked ♪♪
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♪♪ They laughed,
the joke was successful ♪♪
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♪♪ They whipped my ass ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Now I'm not with the blacks ♪♪
‐♪♪ You ain't black ♪♪
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♪♪ Lick my wounds in my cell,
tell Raheem all the facts ♪♪
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♪♪ This guy walked
on the court... ♪♪
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♪♪ He like:
"Oh, no, Don Quixote?" ♪♪
‐♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
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‐♪♪ That's the most
dangerous Mexican ♪♪
‐♪♪ Really? ♪♪
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♪♪ And now all the blacks
not protecting you ♪♪
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♪♪ Yeah, no shit,
and by the way ♪♪
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♪♪ They didn't take kindly ♪♪
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♪♪ To me saying
I was with the blacks ♪♪
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♪♪ Well, now... ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Now everyone's got
the green light ♪♪
‐♪♪ Green light? ♪♪
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‐♪♪ I wish I could
make it be right ♪♪
‐♪♪ Raheem... ♪♪
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‐♪♪ You're definitely
gonna get raped ♪♪
‐♪♪ Raped dead? ♪♪
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♪♪ If I were you,
I'd learn to fight ♪♪
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♪♪ I can't fight,
I'd lose every fight ♪♪
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♪♪ Instead of fighting back ♪♪
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♪♪ What if I offer,
like, willing head? ♪♪
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♪♪ Willing head? ♪♪
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♪♪ I'm like, "Yeah" ♪♪
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♪♪ Willing head? ♪♪
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♪♪ Yeah, think about it ♪♪
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‐♪♪ Nobody wants to fight ♪♪
‐♪♪ That's not true ♪♪
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♪♪ I would much rather give
consensual head ♪♪
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♪♪ Than get fucked up my ass
and die ♪♪
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♪♪ Well, it's not gon' be
an option like that ♪♪
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♪♪ No, no, hear me out,
what if one day up in the caf ♪♪
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♪♪ I stuck a paper on the wall? ♪♪
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‐♪♪ A paper? ♪♪
‐♪♪ Yeah, a sign‐up sheet ♪♪
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♪♪ A sign‐up sheet? ♪♪
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♪♪ Yeah, with time slots ♪♪
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♪♪ What? Time slots? ♪♪
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♪♪ Yeah, for head ♪♪
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♪♪ You know, if you,
if you don't rape me ♪♪
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♪♪ I'll give you the best head
you'll ever get in jail ♪♪
213
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♪♪ And I'll be such a joy,
so pleasant ♪♪
214
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♪♪ What a great companion
I could be ♪♪
215
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‐♪♪ I don't think... ♪♪
‐♪♪ This is so smart ♪♪
216
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‐♪♪ Uh... ♪♪
‐♪♪ Yeah, uh... ♪♪
217
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♪♪ Then word would get around
about the head ♪♪
218
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♪♪ And everybody
would start to realize ♪♪
219
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♪♪ The second I'm raped,
that the head off the table ♪♪
220
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♪♪ Better than anal ♪♪
221
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♪♪ The brothers would kill
for this shit, Cain and Abel ♪♪
222
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♪♪ You're not gonna have
the option like that, cuh ♪♪
223
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♪♪ It's‐‐ it's cool
when you say "cuh" ♪♪
224
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♪♪ Like cuz, but you‐‐ "cuh" ♪♪
225
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♪♪ Where you from, Raheem? ♪♪
226
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♪♪ Man, I gotta nap ♪♪
227
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♪♪ Oh, when you wake, then ♪♪
228
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♪♪ Caf, tuna fish ♪♪
229
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♪♪ Actually surprised
because this shit fire ♪♪
230
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♪♪ Usually I'm real picky
with my tuna type ♪♪
231
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♪♪ Only like my mom's
and Subway's ♪♪
232
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♪♪ Did you guys know ♪♪
233
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♪♪ That Subway's the biggest
chain in the world? ♪♪
234
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♪♪ Over McDonald's ♪♪
235
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♪♪ No one responded ♪♪
236
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♪♪ Tap Raheem's shoulder,
I said ♪♪
237
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♪♪ "Did you know that, Raheem?" ♪♪
238
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♪♪ He like: "What?" ♪♪
239
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♪♪ That Subway's
the biggest chain? ♪♪
240
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‐♪♪ Bigger than McDonald's ♪♪
‐♪♪ No ♪♪
241
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♪♪ Walking back to my cell ♪♪
242
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♪♪ Just me and the guard,
I feel greasy ♪♪
243
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‐♪♪ All the sudden he bail ♪♪
‐♪♪ What the fuck? ♪♪
244
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♪♪ Then as I turned the corner,
I saw Don Quixote ♪♪
245
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♪♪ Fuck, this is it, oh, my God,
Dave, you're so raped ♪♪
246
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♪♪ Thought of my options,
he start approaching ♪♪
247
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♪♪ I'm like, "Quixote, relax,
I'm open to it" ♪♪
248
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♪♪ Come here ♪♪
249
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♪♪ Kissed on his neck ♪♪
250
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♪♪ Licked on his ears ♪♪
251
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♪♪ Took off his shirt ♪♪
252
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♪♪ Kissed on his stomach,
his chest is... so bulbous ♪♪
253
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♪♪ But I'm playing my part ♪♪
254
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♪♪ He fallin' hard,
I got his heart ♪♪
255
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♪♪ I get down to my knees, ay ♪♪
256
00:07:58,682 --> 00:08:00,017
♪♪ Tease, ay ♪♪
257
00:08:00,084 --> 00:08:03,420
♪♪ Whipped out the dick ♪♪
258
00:08:03,487 --> 00:08:06,490
♪♪ Oh, my God, so big, ah... ♪♪
259
00:08:06,557 --> 00:08:09,693
♪♪ Veins, everywhere,
so many veins ♪♪
260
00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:11,028
♪♪ Off‐colored dick ♪♪
261
00:08:11,095 --> 00:08:12,263
♪♪ Darker than I expected ♪♪
262
00:08:12,329 --> 00:08:13,697
♪♪ I realized in that moment ♪♪
263
00:08:13,764 --> 00:08:16,733
♪♪ I've never seen
a Mexicano's dick before ♪♪
264
00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,370
♪♪ Spit on the dick ♪♪
265
00:08:19,436 --> 00:08:20,637
♪♪ His guard fallen ♪♪
266
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♪♪ Cocked his head back
real slow ♪♪
267
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♪♪ And then said:
"Ay, carambo" ♪♪
268
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♪♪ Plan coming to fruition ♪♪
269
00:08:27,111 --> 00:08:28,845
♪♪ I open wide, put the tip in ♪♪
270
00:08:28,913 --> 00:08:30,281
♪♪ And I close my eyes,
pray to God and... ♪♪
271
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JIM:
Okay, turn it off, please.
272
00:08:31,548 --> 00:08:32,327
Turn it off now.
273
00:08:34,828 --> 00:08:38,384
You want this to be
your first single?
274
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100% yes, but, like, I will
field any and all questions
275
00:08:41,921 --> 00:08:43,222
after the song's completed.
276
00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:44,716
There's, like,
six and a half minutes left.
277
00:08:44,783 --> 00:08:46,384
Can we just talk after
the song's over, please?
278
00:08:46,450 --> 00:08:48,653
‐Have some courtesy? Thank you.
‐No‐‐ No. Just...
279
00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:51,756
We are never
putting that song out. Ever.
280
00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,758
Okay? I'm actually
a little concerned
281
00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:55,894
that we might be
in some sort of trouble
282
00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,562
even playing it out loud here.
283
00:08:57,629 --> 00:09:02,000
I'm very confused as to what
you're even talking about.
284
00:09:02,066 --> 00:09:05,003
Like, this is the most
innovative piece of content
285
00:09:05,069 --> 00:09:06,871
maybe ever, in the history
of recorded media.
286
00:09:06,938 --> 00:09:08,339
MIKE:
Okay, so we can get
on the same page,
287
00:09:08,406 --> 00:09:10,709
what‐what rubbed you the most?
288
00:09:10,775 --> 00:09:12,510
Uh, Jim, may I?
289
00:09:12,577 --> 00:09:13,978
‐By all means.
‐Okay, great.
290
00:09:14,045 --> 00:09:17,115
Yes, let's have a nice,
civil discourse about this.
291
00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:20,652
As a black man, I find this
extremely offensive.
292
00:09:20,719 --> 00:09:22,186
‐Mm.
‐The criminal justice system,
293
00:09:22,253 --> 00:09:25,323
it embodies all the racism
that African Americans face
294
00:09:25,389 --> 00:09:26,457
in this country every day.
295
00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,427
And for you, through a black
art form no less,
296
00:09:29,493 --> 00:09:32,964
to take it and make such
a‐a mockery of everything,
297
00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,866
I, uh... You know, I don't
even feel comfortable
298
00:09:34,933 --> 00:09:37,268
working on this project now,
Jim, to be honest.
299
00:09:37,335 --> 00:09:39,270
I understand.
300
00:09:39,337 --> 00:09:40,404
Yeah, I respect that.
301
00:09:40,471 --> 00:09:43,141
I'm sorry that you feel
that way, I really am,
302
00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:45,309
but just so you know, there are
six and a half minutes left
303
00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,045
where I get to this whole climax
304
00:09:47,111 --> 00:09:48,580
that exposes
the criminal justice system.
305
00:09:48,647 --> 00:09:49,748
That's the whole point
of the song.
306
00:09:49,814 --> 00:09:50,882
You just didn't
let me get there.
307
00:09:50,949 --> 00:09:52,751
I lure people in with absurdity
through, like,
308
00:09:52,817 --> 00:09:54,418
the lens of a privileged
perspective.
309
00:09:54,485 --> 00:09:57,556
‐And so, can I please just...
Thank you.
‐Go ahead.
310
00:09:57,622 --> 00:09:59,691
♪♪ Bit off his dick ♪♪
311
00:09:59,758 --> 00:10:01,593
♪♪ Ay, carambo ♪♪
312
00:10:01,660 --> 00:10:02,861
♪♪ Spit out his dick ♪♪
313
00:10:02,927 --> 00:10:04,996
♪♪ Ugh! He fell to his knees... ♪♪
314
00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,998
‐No. Uh... Unbelievable.
‐(others groaning)
315
00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,968
‐PAM: May I also chime in?
‐JIM: Please, Pam.
316
00:10:10,034 --> 00:10:14,172
For you to be making jokes
about rape... ever,
317
00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:16,174
let alone in 2020,
318
00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,977
(scoffs) I'm just shocked at
the level of tone‐deafness here.
319
00:10:19,043 --> 00:10:21,713
Okay, Pam, j‐just so we're
on the same page,
320
00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:23,882
are you saying that
man‐to‐man prison rape
321
00:10:23,948 --> 00:10:25,650
is, like, the same vibe
322
00:10:25,717 --> 00:10:26,785
‐as, like, regular rape?
‐Vibe?!
323
00:10:26,851 --> 00:10:30,254
‐No... (stammers)
‐Vibe?
324
00:10:30,321 --> 00:10:32,991
I... Uh, we're saying‐‐
we're saying the same thing.
325
00:10:33,057 --> 00:10:35,093
Okay, this is a lot to digest,
326
00:10:35,159 --> 00:10:37,095
so let us have some time with
this and we'll come back to you.
327
00:10:37,161 --> 00:10:38,162
‐Is that cool?
‐No, there's no time.
328
00:10:38,229 --> 00:10:39,363
Like, I don't need
to digest anything.
329
00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:41,600
I didn't come here for feedback,
or even approval.
330
00:10:41,666 --> 00:10:43,735
I came here to tell you this is
exactly what it's going to be.
331
00:10:43,802 --> 00:10:45,503
This is my first single.
This is my art.
332
00:10:45,570 --> 00:10:47,672
You know, when I signed to
you guys, it was very clear:
333
00:10:47,739 --> 00:10:49,641
creative is my thing,
you guys figure out the rest.
334
00:10:49,708 --> 00:10:52,243
It is what it is, like, that's
the deal we agreed upon.
335
00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:55,279
Okay, Dave, you are signed
to us now. Okay?
336
00:10:55,346 --> 00:10:58,316
We do control what you release,
when you release it
337
00:10:58,382 --> 00:10:59,551
and all that.
338
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:01,986
But it's clear to us now,
you need our guidance.
339
00:11:02,053 --> 00:11:03,755
You know what,
don't do me any favors, okay?
340
00:11:03,822 --> 00:11:05,489
Because, by the way, this...
341
00:11:05,557 --> 00:11:08,827
this is the real fucking jail.
342
00:11:09,861 --> 00:11:11,596
‐Dave...
‐No, I'm not‐‐ This is crazy.
343
00:11:11,663 --> 00:11:13,497
(door opens, slams)
344
00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:18,502
We will, uh...
345
00:11:18,570 --> 00:11:20,672
we'll get back to you.
346
00:11:20,739 --> 00:11:21,840
What the fuck were you
doing in there?
347
00:11:21,906 --> 00:11:23,174
What the fuck
was I doing in there?
348
00:11:23,241 --> 00:11:24,943
Yeah, well, how the‐how the fuck
is Spotify gonna play that
349
00:11:25,009 --> 00:11:26,911
on New Music Friday?
Are you out of your mind?
350
00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,446
And by the way, your days
of not letting me
351
00:11:28,512 --> 00:11:30,381
hear the music in advance
are officially over, pal.
352
00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:31,950
I can't believe you let me
go in there blind like that.
353
00:11:32,016 --> 00:11:32,951
They're never gonna let that go.
354
00:11:33,017 --> 00:11:34,504
Who cares what they want?!
355
00:11:34,571 --> 00:11:36,406
What are you talking about?
I'm your client.
356
00:11:36,473 --> 00:11:38,141
You should only be worried
about me!
357
00:11:38,208 --> 00:11:39,509
I am only worried about you,
358
00:11:39,576 --> 00:11:41,144
whether or not your pea‐sized
brain realizes it or not.
359
00:11:41,211 --> 00:11:42,479
You got to get me out
of this deal.
360
00:11:42,545 --> 00:11:43,781
I'm not doing this
for my whole career.
361
00:11:43,847 --> 00:11:45,082
Get me out of the fucking deal.
362
00:11:45,148 --> 00:11:46,449
‐Really? Really, dude?
‐Yeah, get me out of the deal.
363
00:11:46,516 --> 00:11:47,717
‐Yeah.
‐Okay, so you're not
willing to compromise
364
00:11:47,785 --> 00:11:49,787
for $250,000 and a‐a machine
365
00:11:49,853 --> 00:11:51,521
that's gonna help you live out
your dreams?
366
00:11:51,588 --> 00:11:53,523
My dreams? You think my dreams
are running everything
367
00:11:53,590 --> 00:11:55,826
up the flagpole whenever I want
to put a song out? No.
368
00:11:55,893 --> 00:11:58,896
I can't half go for it.
I can't compromise my art.
369
00:11:58,962 --> 00:12:01,331
Your job is to do what I want.
370
00:12:01,398 --> 00:12:03,733
You listen to what I want,
and you make it happen
371
00:12:03,801 --> 00:12:05,202
at all costs.
372
00:12:05,268 --> 00:12:07,470
You don't worry about appeasing
other random people.
373
00:12:07,537 --> 00:12:08,772
I'm not worried about appeasing
random people...
374
00:12:08,839 --> 00:12:10,307
Do your fucking job!
375
00:12:10,373 --> 00:12:12,709
Do it! Do your job!
376
00:12:20,571 --> 00:12:23,023
I don't understand, like, this
is the best thing I've ever done
377
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:24,943
by far; I've put
so much time into it.
378
00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:27,120
And Mike just sits there
nodding his head "yes,"
379
00:12:27,187 --> 00:12:29,171
doing whatever they want,
not even defending my vision,
380
00:12:29,238 --> 00:12:30,956
‐like a fucking pussy.
‐Hmm.
381
00:12:31,022 --> 00:12:33,700
Okay, would you ever compromise
your art for anybody?
382
00:12:33,767 --> 00:12:35,702
If they were paying me? Yeah.
383
00:12:35,769 --> 00:12:40,006
‐Can we get into your logos?
‐Okay.
384
00:12:40,073 --> 00:12:41,975
Okay, so per your e‐mail,
385
00:12:42,042 --> 00:12:44,010
I got a bunch of shafts,
a bunch of balls.
386
00:12:44,077 --> 00:12:45,879
You know, some young, some old.
387
00:12:45,946 --> 00:12:47,581
You can, like,
mix and match them.
388
00:12:47,648 --> 00:12:50,484
‐Hmm, wrinkles.
‐Yeah.
389
00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:51,718
I knew you would want wrinkles.
390
00:12:51,785 --> 00:12:53,487
I got, like, 12 wrinkled dicks
for you.
391
00:12:53,554 --> 00:12:58,224
And then, for myself,
I did some without dicks.
392
00:12:59,425 --> 00:13:02,929
I actually‐‐ I like this
non‐dick one. Let's do that.
393
00:13:02,996 --> 00:13:06,299
So you want, like, 50 different
variations of this
394
00:13:06,366 --> 00:13:08,969
‐that will then ultimately
have a dick in it?
‐No.
395
00:13:09,035 --> 00:13:10,671
I think that
that will work fine.
396
00:13:10,737 --> 00:13:12,105
Let's just do that.
397
00:13:13,674 --> 00:13:14,908
Okay.
398
00:13:14,975 --> 00:13:16,643
Sweet. Done.
399
00:13:16,710 --> 00:13:19,813
‐Yeah. How's Al?
‐(clicks tongue)
400
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,182
‐She's good. (scoffs)
‐Whoa.
401
00:13:22,248 --> 00:13:23,784
You don't have to rush out,
I'm just asking a question.
402
00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:24,818
I'm not rushing out.
403
00:13:24,885 --> 00:13:26,252
What do you mean "she's good"?
404
00:13:26,319 --> 00:13:28,321
Is she going on dates?
That's all I want to know.
405
00:13:28,388 --> 00:13:30,290
Dave, I'm not getting
in the middle of this.
406
00:13:30,356 --> 00:13:31,424
I'm not asking you to get
in the middle.
407
00:13:31,492 --> 00:13:33,259
I asked you one simple question.
And honestly,
408
00:13:33,326 --> 00:13:35,261
your lack of a response
is very telling,
409
00:13:35,328 --> 00:13:36,663
so you've already told me
she is.
410
00:13:36,730 --> 00:13:39,700
I'm not talking to either one
of you about either one of you.
411
00:13:39,766 --> 00:13:40,934
You guys aren't speaking
for a reason,
412
00:13:41,001 --> 00:13:42,402
so I'm not gonna be
the messenger.
413
00:13:42,468 --> 00:13:44,470
Okay, I got to go.
Love you. Bye.
414
00:13:46,406 --> 00:13:49,943
(door opens, closes)
415
00:13:50,010 --> 00:13:51,111
(over computer):
♪♪ Institutional flaws ♪♪
416
00:13:51,177 --> 00:13:53,413
♪♪ How will you all respond? ♪♪
417
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:56,550
♪♪ Did you know all along? ♪♪
418
00:13:56,617 --> 00:13:57,651
♪♪ Ay, caramba. ♪♪
419
00:13:57,718 --> 00:13:59,052
BENNY:
Dude...
420
00:14:00,854 --> 00:14:04,457
‐This is, like, the best thing
I've ever fucking heard.
‐I know, right?!
421
00:14:04,525 --> 00:14:07,193
At first, I thought it was too
problematic, but by the end,
422
00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:10,597
how you tied everything in with
the criminal justice system,
423
00:14:10,664 --> 00:14:14,735
it's just, like, such a chef's
kiss on social commentary.
424
00:14:14,801 --> 00:14:16,837
Thank you!
Yes, you understand it.
425
00:14:16,903 --> 00:14:19,305
It's, like, yes.
426
00:14:19,372 --> 00:14:20,541
And the label won't even
put it out.
427
00:14:20,607 --> 00:14:22,943
They think it's too offensive.
428
00:14:23,009 --> 00:14:26,146
‐You should just
fucking leak it.
‐Leak it?
429
00:14:26,212 --> 00:14:27,681
‐Just put it out?
‐What if you premiere it
430
00:14:27,748 --> 00:14:28,882
on The Breakfast Club?
431
00:14:28,949 --> 00:14:30,250
Like, imagine sitting down
432
00:14:30,316 --> 00:14:32,753
and talking with Charlemagne
about jail.
433
00:14:32,819 --> 00:14:35,789
Yeah, I mean, I wish I could,
but... it's, like, not easy.
434
00:14:35,856 --> 00:14:37,257
Dude, yeah, not easy.
435
00:14:37,323 --> 00:14:38,992
Um, I could text him right now.
436
00:14:39,059 --> 00:14:40,927
Yeah, text him.
437
00:14:40,994 --> 00:14:43,930
‐Okay. I'm doing it.
‐But, like,
438
00:14:43,997 --> 00:14:45,131
couldn't I get in trouble
with the label?
439
00:14:45,198 --> 00:14:46,633
Like, couldn't they just sue me?
440
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:49,069
All right, one of two things
are gonna happen.
441
00:14:49,135 --> 00:14:52,205
You're gonna play the song,
everyone loves it,
442
00:14:52,272 --> 00:14:54,107
your label's gonna be excited,
443
00:14:54,174 --> 00:14:55,509
let you do whatever you want.
444
00:14:55,576 --> 00:14:57,310
Full creative control.
445
00:14:57,377 --> 00:15:00,747
Or... everyone's gonna think
it's terrible,
446
00:15:00,814 --> 00:15:02,483
the label's gonna drop you.
447
00:15:02,549 --> 00:15:04,284
But it's what you wanted
this whole time,
448
00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:06,452
and you're out of your contract
and free to do
449
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:07,721
whatever you want.
450
00:15:07,788 --> 00:15:09,490
It's a win‐win to me.
451
00:15:11,257 --> 00:15:12,392
Brilliant.
452
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:13,894
Ah, yeah.
453
00:15:17,911 --> 00:15:20,661
Yes, The Breakfast Club.
Benny got me on.
454
00:15:20,728 --> 00:15:22,042
‐I‐I see it.
‐Totally real.
455
00:15:22,109 --> 00:15:23,471
‐Okay. That's awesome.
‐Yeah.
456
00:15:23,538 --> 00:15:25,884
Okay, CC me on the e‐mail, then
I'll reach out to the label.
457
00:15:25,951 --> 00:15:28,453
‐I'll let 'em know that
you're gonna be...
‐No. Don't say a word.
458
00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:31,223
Like, do not.
459
00:15:31,289 --> 00:15:32,658
Why the fuck not?
460
00:15:32,725 --> 00:15:36,228
Because I'm gonna premiere
"Jail" on The Breakfast Club.
461
00:15:36,294 --> 00:15:37,630
I'm just gonna‐‐
just put it out there.
462
00:15:37,696 --> 00:15:39,765
It's the best thing
I've ever done, Mike.
463
00:15:39,832 --> 00:15:41,266
Like, I have to put it out.
464
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:43,035
You‐you can't just go
behind the label's back.
465
00:15:43,101 --> 00:15:45,370
Okay, we signed a contract
with them.
466
00:15:45,437 --> 00:15:46,805
Okay, I need to start doing
what I want.
467
00:15:46,872 --> 00:15:49,007
Not doing what I want
has gotten me in this position.
468
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,342
I didn't want to sign
with this label.
469
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,344
You really influenced me
on that.
470
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,879
It's not a side project
for everybody, man.
471
00:15:53,946 --> 00:15:54,947
Like, this is my life.
472
00:15:55,013 --> 00:15:57,249
I quit my job.
473
00:15:58,817 --> 00:16:01,119
‐Really?
‐Yeah, really.
474
00:16:01,186 --> 00:16:03,922
‐When?
‐When the advance came in,
475
00:16:03,989 --> 00:16:05,357
I‐I put in my two weeks.
476
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,059
I was waiting until this became
a real thing,
477
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,393
and it did, so I quit.
478
00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:10,362
Why didn't you tell me
when it happened?
479
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:13,098
Because after that fucking
"Jail" meeting,
480
00:16:13,165 --> 00:16:15,067
I‐I was trying to get it back.
481
00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:17,002
Oh, that sounds about right.
482
00:16:17,069 --> 00:16:19,337
Can you blame me?
483
00:16:19,404 --> 00:16:22,174
Well, don't try to, like,
guilt me into
484
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,676
making decisions for you now.
485
00:16:23,742 --> 00:16:25,010
‐That's not, I mean...
‐That's fine.
486
00:16:25,077 --> 00:16:26,679
I'm just going on the record
right now and telling you
487
00:16:26,745 --> 00:16:29,748
I think it's a very bad idea,
and you're going to piss off
488
00:16:29,815 --> 00:16:32,517
some very important people.
So just‐just know that.
489
00:16:32,585 --> 00:16:34,452
Well, I want to go on record
saying that it's a risk
490
00:16:34,519 --> 00:16:36,154
that I'm willing to take.
491
00:16:36,221 --> 00:16:39,457
I can't, like, half‐ass it.
492
00:16:39,524 --> 00:16:41,059
I have to go with what
I believe in.
493
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:42,394
Okay.
494
00:16:50,703 --> 00:16:52,938
What are chives?
495
00:16:53,005 --> 00:16:55,140
It's like onion bits.
496
00:16:55,207 --> 00:16:56,975
We've done this, like,
a thousand times.
497
00:16:57,042 --> 00:16:58,777
Wow.
498
00:17:08,086 --> 00:17:10,055
‐Oh, baby.
‐Look at this, huh?
499
00:17:10,122 --> 00:17:13,258
A Lil Dicky studio session,
not using another artist's time.
500
00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:16,028
You're getting paid
by my stupid fucking label.
501
00:17:16,094 --> 00:17:17,429
Everyone wins.
502
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:20,465
‐What's wrong with them?
‐Everything.
503
00:17:22,434 --> 00:17:24,502
I need to really lock in
on this album right now.
504
00:17:24,569 --> 00:17:28,573
It's the only thing that is
keeping me alive.
505
00:17:28,641 --> 00:17:30,542
I have to tell you something.
506
00:17:31,576 --> 00:17:33,612
I'm leaving town for a second.
507
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:37,115
I'm going on tour
with Trippie Redd.
508
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,350
He asked me to go
on tour with him,
509
00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:40,052
and engineer on the road and...
510
00:17:40,118 --> 00:17:41,253
For how long?
511
00:17:41,319 --> 00:17:43,221
Um, six weeks.
512
00:17:43,288 --> 00:17:46,224
Six weeks? What the fuck, dude?
I'm... (scoffs)
513
00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:47,760
Bro, six weeks isn't even
that long.
514
00:17:47,826 --> 00:17:51,496
That's fine. I'll... (groans)
I'll do everything myself.
515
00:17:51,563 --> 00:17:54,166
Aren't you happy for me,
at least a little bit?
516
00:17:54,232 --> 00:17:55,868
Zero percent happy for you.
517
00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:02,775
I'm happy for you, obviously,
I'm just sad. Just...
518
00:18:02,841 --> 00:18:06,378
You have me here now.
Let's get to work.
519
00:18:06,444 --> 00:18:08,246
Chin up, buttercup.
520
00:18:08,313 --> 00:18:10,382
Play me a beat.
521
00:18:10,448 --> 00:18:12,217
(instrumental beat playing)
522
00:18:12,284 --> 00:18:14,486
♪♪ ♪♪
523
00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:17,823
(sighs)
524
00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:19,692
Put it on hold for me.
525
00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:21,927
For how long?
526
00:18:21,994 --> 00:18:23,896
Forever.
527
00:18:28,867 --> 00:18:31,503
MAN (over P. A.):
This airport
is a nonsmoking facility...
528
00:18:37,810 --> 00:18:39,812
(sighs)
529
00:18:42,047 --> 00:18:44,249
♪♪ ♪♪
530
00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:10,575
♪♪ ♪♪
531
00:19:22,621 --> 00:19:25,357
(plane passing overhead)
532
00:19:25,423 --> 00:19:27,125
♪♪ Ay, first things first ♪♪
533
00:19:27,192 --> 00:19:30,528
♪♪ When I pop,
I'm‐a get your ho thirsty ♪♪
534
00:19:30,596 --> 00:19:32,931
♪♪ I sign my paycheck in cursive,
I'm worthy ♪♪
535
00:19:32,998 --> 00:19:35,868
‐♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
‐♪♪ Hos. ♪♪
536
00:19:35,934 --> 00:19:38,270
Hey, I'm going to get something
to drink. You want anything?
537
00:19:38,336 --> 00:19:39,838
No, I'm good, thanks.
538
00:19:39,905 --> 00:19:41,840
‐I'm good. Thanks, bro‐bro.
‐Okay. Heads up,
539
00:19:41,907 --> 00:19:43,776
we're in there in ten minutes,
all right?
540
00:19:43,842 --> 00:19:45,678
Okay.
541
00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:49,214
(exhales sharply)
542
00:19:49,281 --> 00:19:51,483
GATA:
Hey, Dave.
543
00:19:51,549 --> 00:19:54,186
Are you still doing
that "Jail" song today, bro?
544
00:19:54,252 --> 00:19:55,721
Yeah.
545
00:19:55,788 --> 00:19:57,255
(exhales)
546
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,490
You know how many niggas I know
547
00:19:58,556 --> 00:20:00,158
that would kill
to have a record deal, bro?
548
00:20:00,225 --> 00:20:02,260
You run into a couple obstacles,
you ready to risk it all
549
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,997
just to get some jokes off?
550
00:20:05,063 --> 00:20:06,632
That shit weak, bro.
551
00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:08,767
I'm getting, like, very sick
552
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:11,336
of people telling me
how to live my life.
553
00:20:11,403 --> 00:20:13,538
It is what it is, bro.
554
00:20:13,606 --> 00:20:16,342
I'm‐a rock with you
regardless though, period.
555
00:20:16,409 --> 00:20:18,712
MIKE:
For a place called The Breakfast
Club, you'd think they'd have
556
00:20:18,778 --> 00:20:20,914
more than just a box
of Shredded Wheat.
557
00:20:22,916 --> 00:20:24,483
(sighs)
558
00:20:28,242 --> 00:20:30,570
‐(knocking)
‐(strains) Heavy door.
559
00:20:30,637 --> 00:20:31,866
Hi, guys, I'm Dave.
560
00:20:31,933 --> 00:20:33,201
‐GATA: Good morning.
How you doin'?
‐Angela.
561
00:20:33,267 --> 00:20:34,368
‐Yes?
‐I'm a hugger. Sorry.
562
00:20:34,435 --> 00:20:35,536
‐Um, okay.
‐Mm.
563
00:20:35,603 --> 00:20:36,838
‐All right.
‐Good to meet you.
564
00:20:36,905 --> 00:20:38,072
‐Charlamagne.
‐Nice to meet you.
565
00:20:38,139 --> 00:20:39,507
‐MIKE: Hi. Mike.
‐Would you like a hug?
566
00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:40,675
No, I'm not a hugger.
How are you?
567
00:20:40,742 --> 00:20:42,076
‐Good. How you doing?
‐I mean, I'm a hugger,
568
00:20:42,143 --> 00:20:43,611
‐but I just don't
know you, so...
‐Sure.
569
00:20:43,678 --> 00:20:45,146
‐Yeah. Yeah.
‐I'm Dave, nice to meet you.
570
00:20:45,213 --> 00:20:47,982
DAVE:
Man, I can't wait
for you guys to hear
571
00:20:48,049 --> 00:20:49,583
this song that I've got.
572
00:20:49,650 --> 00:20:52,120
‐Hey, Jim.
‐Hey, Mike.
573
00:20:52,186 --> 00:20:53,888
Did you really think we weren't
gonna find out about this?
574
00:20:53,955 --> 00:20:55,189
You know,
you're supposed to keep us
575
00:20:55,256 --> 00:20:56,224
in the loop about this stuff.
576
00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:57,826
I mean, we're partners.
577
00:20:57,892 --> 00:21:00,428
‐Okay.
‐You're right.
Uh, you know, let's...
578
00:21:00,494 --> 00:21:02,030
Oh, my gosh,
are we in third grade?
579
00:21:02,096 --> 00:21:04,498
‐(speaking indistinctly)
‐DAVE: Is this microphone mine?
580
00:21:04,565 --> 00:21:07,001
‐Whose else would it be?
‐Touché.
581
00:21:07,068 --> 00:21:09,537
I think we should trust
Dave's artistic process.
582
00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:10,839
‐I do.
‐Okay, no, so‐so check this out.
583
00:21:10,905 --> 00:21:12,040
And I want to watch
what's happening.
584
00:21:12,106 --> 00:21:13,507
I know, and let's watch
from right here.
585
00:21:13,574 --> 00:21:16,410
‐You're a little new,
aren't you?
‐I'm brand‐new to this.
586
00:21:16,477 --> 00:21:18,980
ANNOUNCER:
Wake that ass up.
Early in the morning.
587
00:21:19,047 --> 00:21:21,082
The Breakfast Club.
588
00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:23,051
Morning, everybody, I'm Angela
Yee, that's Charlamagne Tha God.
589
00:21:23,117 --> 00:21:25,754
‐Yep.
‐We are The Breakfast Club,
and we have
590
00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:27,789
a very special guest
in the building.
591
00:21:27,856 --> 00:21:29,791
‐Lil Dicky is here.
‐Hello, everybody.
592
00:21:29,858 --> 00:21:31,392
CHARLAMAGNE:
Yeah, he keeps
introducing himself
593
00:21:31,459 --> 00:21:33,027
‐a‐as Dave, though.
‐Yeah.
594
00:21:33,094 --> 00:21:35,296
That's, uh, that's my name.
So, I just feel weird, like,
595
00:21:35,363 --> 00:21:37,866
introducing myself
as anything other than my name.
596
00:21:37,932 --> 00:21:39,400
That's pretty un‐rapper‐like
of you.
597
00:21:39,467 --> 00:21:40,969
‐I know, right?
‐(chuckles)
598
00:21:41,035 --> 00:21:42,937
Is that something you take pride
in, uh, "being different"?
599
00:21:43,004 --> 00:21:46,941
You know, not‐not being, like,
uh, seen as a typical rapper?
600
00:21:47,008 --> 00:21:48,276
Not necessarily.
601
00:21:48,342 --> 00:21:50,011
I‐I don't want to even speak
to what other rappers do.
602
00:21:50,078 --> 00:21:52,180
I just, like, if I'm gonna meet
someone, I'm not gonna be like,
603
00:21:52,246 --> 00:21:54,883
"Hi, I'm Lil Dicky," 'cause,
like, I'm not. Like, I'm Dave.
604
00:21:54,949 --> 00:21:56,851
Like, the guy behind Lil Dicky.
You know what I mean?
605
00:21:56,918 --> 00:21:58,486
‐Mm.
‐ANGELA: So the whole
Lil Dicky thing
606
00:21:58,552 --> 00:21:59,688
is just a parody?
607
00:21:59,754 --> 00:22:01,990
No, I don't think it's a parody.
608
00:22:02,056 --> 00:22:04,625
I mean, there's jokes in it
because I'm, like,
609
00:22:04,693 --> 00:22:06,094
a comical human being,
I suppose,
610
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,962
but it's more satire
than anything.
611
00:22:08,029 --> 00:22:09,363
Do you worry that people
will look at you
612
00:22:09,430 --> 00:22:10,765
as a culture vulture
because of that?
613
00:22:10,832 --> 00:22:14,936
I mean, I worry about just about
everything, Charlamagne.
614
00:22:15,003 --> 00:22:16,805
Like, I wake up
and I start worrying.
615
00:22:16,871 --> 00:22:19,007
W‐Who's your guy over there with
the dreads? That's your shooter?
616
00:22:19,073 --> 00:22:21,075
That's your weed man? That's
your‐‐ Go on. W‐What does he do?
617
00:22:21,142 --> 00:22:23,111
You're being a little
stereotypical, Charlamagne.
618
00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:24,278
That's my friend Gata.
619
00:22:24,345 --> 00:22:26,380
So you just walk around
with a token black guy
620
00:22:26,447 --> 00:22:28,817
to make yourself look cool?
621
00:22:28,883 --> 00:22:29,951
No.
622
00:22:30,018 --> 00:22:31,652
Gata, come over here,
my brother.
623
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,221
‐I want to holler at you, man.
‐Ah, for real?
624
00:22:33,287 --> 00:22:35,156
‐Yes, man. Come here.
‐Ah, shit.
‐All right. Here's your mic.
625
00:22:35,223 --> 00:22:37,158
‐I can't believe this.
‐DAVE: Wow.
626
00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:38,760
CHARLAMAGNE:
I want to ask you
some questions about, uh,
627
00:22:38,827 --> 00:22:40,228
Lil Dicky, Dave here.
628
00:22:40,294 --> 00:22:41,462
Uh, do you work for Lil Dicky?
629
00:22:41,529 --> 00:22:43,064
Yeah, that's my partner
in crime. I'm his hype man.
630
00:22:43,131 --> 00:22:44,966
We be turning up,
geeked up on stage.
631
00:22:45,033 --> 00:22:46,901
Do you actually fuck
with Lil Dicky's music?
632
00:22:46,968 --> 00:22:48,636
Dope, bro. One of the greatest.
633
00:22:48,703 --> 00:22:50,338
‐Greatest what?
‐Rappers.
634
00:22:50,404 --> 00:22:52,340
I tell him that every fucking
day. Like, "Bro, you dope
635
00:22:52,406 --> 00:22:54,208
"as fuck, bro, keep doing
your shit. Be yourself, bro.
636
00:22:54,275 --> 00:22:55,910
‐Don't fold on these niggas."
‐No.
637
00:22:55,977 --> 00:22:57,545
You're not gonna convince me
that Lil Dicky is one
638
00:22:57,611 --> 00:22:58,947
of the‐the best rappers
out right now, brah.
639
00:22:59,013 --> 00:23:01,249
‐Hey, man, you're gonna see,
Charlamagne.
‐Stop it.
640
00:23:01,315 --> 00:23:04,118
One day, bro. Might not be
today, but you gonna see.
641
00:23:04,185 --> 00:23:06,888
A‐And what made you pick
a black man as your hype man?
642
00:23:08,356 --> 00:23:10,959
‐Well, uh...
‐It's not a complicated
question, sir.
643
00:23:11,025 --> 00:23:13,828
I didn't think racially when I‐‐
I mean, I picked Gata.
644
00:23:13,895 --> 00:23:15,697
He's been a hype man
for other rappers.
645
00:23:15,764 --> 00:23:17,799
Gata knows all my songs
and he's, like, honestly,
646
00:23:17,866 --> 00:23:19,033
a very, like,
talented performer.
647
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:20,634
‐He's great at dancing. He's...
‐Wow.
648
00:23:20,702 --> 00:23:22,036
Of course a white man
would think
649
00:23:22,103 --> 00:23:23,972
a black man
is a great dancer, Dave.
650
00:23:24,038 --> 00:23:28,910
I mean, he's just,
you know, uh...
651
00:23:28,977 --> 00:23:30,845
I mean, yeah, he's, like,
652
00:23:30,912 --> 00:23:34,082
he's really‐‐ he's good at‐‐
yeah, uh...
653
00:23:34,148 --> 00:23:35,616
‐not...
‐ANGELA: Good at what?
654
00:23:35,684 --> 00:23:38,252
Wait, is that cultural
appropriation?
655
00:23:38,319 --> 00:23:40,188
CHARLAMAGNE:
Yeah.
656
00:23:40,254 --> 00:23:41,322
It is.
657
00:23:41,389 --> 00:23:42,857
Uh...
658
00:23:42,924 --> 00:23:46,695
Is it? I'm wondering now
if it is or not.
659
00:23:46,761 --> 00:23:49,497
Just right now? Just right now
at this moment, a white rapper
660
00:23:49,563 --> 00:23:52,767
is wondering if what he's doing
is cultural appropriation?
661
00:23:52,834 --> 00:23:54,102
GATA:
Man, fuck all that.
662
00:23:54,168 --> 00:23:56,104
I been in this nigga's
mama house.
663
00:23:56,170 --> 00:23:59,107
They done cooked for me,
I done slept in the guest room.
664
00:23:59,173 --> 00:24:01,542
Seriously, y'all don't know.
Don't even fall for the hoopla.
665
00:24:01,609 --> 00:24:03,477
You've been there for me,
like, when I was down, bro,
666
00:24:03,544 --> 00:24:05,046
on my mama, nigga, like...
667
00:24:05,113 --> 00:24:06,580
We supposed to be together,
getting this money...
668
00:24:06,647 --> 00:24:07,882
‐ANGELA: Wow.
‐...doing shit
669
00:24:07,949 --> 00:24:09,450
that people ain't
never seen before, bro.
670
00:24:09,517 --> 00:24:12,320
‐And that's what you doing,
my nigga.
‐Here's what I'll say.
671
00:24:12,386 --> 00:24:15,056
If having Gata be
a part of my rap career
672
00:24:15,123 --> 00:24:16,524
is, in fact,
cultural appropriation
673
00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:19,093
in a way that was totally over
my head, which is obviously
674
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:22,063
so possible because I'm that
stupid as a human being,
675
00:24:22,130 --> 00:24:25,767
then I really don't
have regrets.
676
00:24:25,834 --> 00:24:28,236
‐Mm‐hmm.
‐I know that's a bizarre thing
to say, but he's, like‐‐
677
00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:30,204
I got, like, one of the best
friends I'll ever have
678
00:24:30,271 --> 00:24:32,406
out of it, so, like, I would
do it again. I love this man.
679
00:24:32,473 --> 00:24:34,075
‐CHARLAMAGNE: That's beautiful.
‐ANGELA: #RelationshipGoals.
680
00:24:34,142 --> 00:24:35,443
‐I love you, too, my nigga.
‐CHARLAMAGNE: That's it.
681
00:24:35,509 --> 00:24:36,911
Real talk, bro.
You my brother for life, bro.
682
00:24:36,978 --> 00:24:38,279
‐I love you.
‐(Angela laughs)
683
00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:41,315
Y'all just need to be a couple.
Where'd y'all meet, Tinder?
684
00:24:41,382 --> 00:24:43,384
‐(laughs)
‐All right, Gata,
cat's out of the bag.
685
00:24:43,451 --> 00:24:45,086
‐Give me a smooch.
‐GATA: Look at this guy.
686
00:24:45,153 --> 00:24:47,055
Always being funny, man.
I can't believe you, brah.
687
00:24:47,121 --> 00:24:48,990
‐I think he's serious.
‐(gasps)
‐CHARLAMAGNE: Aw.
688
00:24:49,057 --> 00:24:52,426
‐ANGELA: You guys are cute.
‐GATA: I'm out of here.
South Central L. A.,
689
00:24:52,493 --> 00:24:54,295
we did it, Gata made it
to The Breakfast Club.
690
00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:57,065
Shout‐out, Angela Yee,
LD, Charlamagne, I'm gone.
691
00:24:57,131 --> 00:24:59,033
‐That's right. Good to meet you.
‐I'm out.
692
00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:01,703
I have waited so long
for that kiss, you have no idea.
693
00:25:01,770 --> 00:25:03,537
‐(laughs)
‐So, Dave, you told our producer
694
00:25:03,604 --> 00:25:05,373
that you have a song
that you want to premiere
695
00:25:05,439 --> 00:25:06,775
right here
on The Breakfast Club?
696
00:25:06,841 --> 00:25:08,777
‐Huh, Lil Dave? Lil Dicky?
‐Yes.
697
00:25:08,843 --> 00:25:11,612
So, yeah, I've got this,
it's my life's work.
698
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,082
It's the best thing I've ever...
699
00:25:14,148 --> 00:25:15,817
um...
700
00:25:16,650 --> 00:25:18,853
I'm just gonna...
701
00:25:21,589 --> 00:25:23,257
Huh?
702
00:25:23,324 --> 00:25:24,859
Well, if I'm being honest with
you, I have had conversations
703
00:25:24,926 --> 00:25:26,160
recently with my team
about whether or not
704
00:25:26,227 --> 00:25:27,595
it's ready
for public consumption.
705
00:25:27,662 --> 00:25:29,563
And it's actually not finished
yet now that I think about it.
706
00:25:29,630 --> 00:25:31,499
How about I just rap
for you instead?
707
00:25:31,565 --> 00:25:33,968
‐You knew you was coming
to The Breakfast Club.
‐So let me rap.
708
00:25:34,035 --> 00:25:35,436
Y‐You really ready to rap live
709
00:25:35,503 --> 00:25:39,507
in front of eight million
listeners tuned in?
710
00:25:39,573 --> 00:25:41,976
I think it is eight million
potential new fans,
711
00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:43,311
and sometimes you have no choice
712
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:45,179
and it just is what it is,
so here we go.
713
00:25:45,246 --> 00:25:46,414
Eight million people
that's about to think
714
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:47,448
that you're wack.
715
00:25:47,515 --> 00:25:48,616
(instrumental beat playing)
716
00:25:48,683 --> 00:25:50,332
Or not.
717
00:25:50,398 --> 00:25:53,144
(exhales)
♪♪ Elz made the beat... ♪♪
718
00:25:53,211 --> 00:25:54,298
CHARLAMAGNE:
Who the hell is Elz?
719
00:25:54,364 --> 00:25:56,747
♪♪ Y'all probably didn't know
what this was ♪♪
720
00:25:56,814 --> 00:25:58,348
♪♪ Y'all probably about
to hop on this bus ♪♪
721
00:25:58,416 --> 00:26:00,250
♪♪ If you know somebody
that'll call my bluff ♪♪
722
00:26:00,317 --> 00:26:03,153
♪♪ Then line 'em all up,
they will all need hugs ♪♪
723
00:26:03,220 --> 00:26:04,988
♪♪ Condolences, in my own lane
like bowling pins ♪♪
724
00:26:05,055 --> 00:26:06,790
♪♪ I'm so dumb I don't even know
where Poland is ♪♪
725
00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:08,559
♪♪ Suburban kid, I got it
at the roller rink ♪♪
726
00:26:08,626 --> 00:26:10,794
♪♪ My girl just left,
I should not have said that ♪♪
727
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:12,630
♪♪ But I guess I was due
for a setback ♪♪
728
00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:14,498
♪♪ I'm still dripping with
the sauce, need a Wet‐Nap ♪♪
729
00:26:14,565 --> 00:26:16,133
♪♪ My dick sucks so bad ♪♪
730
00:26:16,199 --> 00:26:18,201
♪♪ Y'all don't even want
to know the details ♪♪
731
00:26:18,268 --> 00:26:20,371
♪♪ You don't want to know about
the surgeries, I kept it ♪♪
732
00:26:20,438 --> 00:26:22,473
♪♪ All inside till now,
fuck it, I'll tell everybody ♪♪
733
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:24,041
♪♪ Two holes on my shaft ♪♪
734
00:26:24,107 --> 00:26:26,043
♪♪ Hypospadias, look it up ♪♪
735
00:26:26,109 --> 00:26:28,546
♪♪ I love when my fans are black,
I'm a little tone‐deaf ♪♪
736
00:26:28,612 --> 00:26:30,848
♪♪ Yeah, what of it? You know my
heart is in the right place ♪♪
737
00:26:30,914 --> 00:26:32,750
♪♪ I've been working like a dog
in this bitch ♪♪
738
00:26:32,816 --> 00:26:34,652
♪♪ And that phrase doesn't even
make no sense 'cause dogs ♪♪
739
00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:37,187
♪♪ Were probably the least
evolved animals in the world ♪♪
740
00:26:37,254 --> 00:26:38,689
♪♪ I'm sweet like a sorbet,
Mike calling me ♪♪
741
00:26:38,756 --> 00:26:40,223
♪♪ About to get
another tour date ♪♪
742
00:26:40,290 --> 00:26:42,225
♪♪ More cake, give me more hate,
this is horseplay ♪♪
743
00:26:42,292 --> 00:26:43,927
♪♪ Hot in a North Face,
you cannot ignore Dave ♪♪
744
00:26:43,994 --> 00:26:45,729
♪♪ I know I'm privileged ♪♪
745
00:26:45,796 --> 00:26:46,897
♪♪ Eh, let's not even go there ♪♪
746
00:26:46,964 --> 00:26:48,399
♪♪ Out here fucking it up, uh ♪♪
747
00:26:48,466 --> 00:26:50,267
♪♪ But I'm still
fucking it up, wait ♪♪
748
00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:52,269
♪♪ Little body, but the boy
sound tough, hold up ♪♪
749
00:26:52,335 --> 00:26:54,171
♪♪ But they saying I'm not rap,
Charlamagne, this is hip‐hop ♪♪
750
00:26:54,237 --> 00:26:57,274
♪♪ Right? Give me the facts,
just keep it real ♪♪
751
00:26:57,340 --> 00:26:58,642
♪♪ I'm up and down,
like off and on ♪♪
752
00:26:58,709 --> 00:27:00,243
♪♪ I was an ad man at Omnicom ♪♪
753
00:27:00,310 --> 00:27:01,579
♪♪ I used to eat with the parents
at the Olive Garden ♪♪
754
00:27:01,645 --> 00:27:03,046
♪♪ I was wearing nothing
but Ralph Lauren ♪♪
755
00:27:03,113 --> 00:27:05,215
♪♪ My mom adorned me,
and I like milking porn ♪♪
756
00:27:05,282 --> 00:27:06,650
♪♪ But I guess
that's less important ♪♪
757
00:27:06,717 --> 00:27:08,118
♪♪ Just a little sidenote
about me ♪♪
758
00:27:08,185 --> 00:27:09,787
♪♪ Tell Gata no need,
I don't even need weed ♪♪
759
00:27:09,853 --> 00:27:11,555
♪♪ I'll smoke this beat like ♪♪
760
00:27:11,622 --> 00:27:14,024
♪♪ All of that, all the smoke,
I need all of that ♪♪
761
00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:15,726
♪♪ Trust‐fall them,
they falling back ♪♪
762
00:27:15,793 --> 00:27:17,194
♪♪ I don't know
nothing about life ♪♪
763
00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:18,524
♪♪ But I write it
like a book, wait ♪♪
764
00:27:18,591 --> 00:27:20,326
♪♪ How you doing?
I'm good, great ♪♪
765
00:27:20,393 --> 00:27:22,595
♪♪ And if you see me up
on the street, say, "Hi, LD" ♪♪
766
00:27:22,661 --> 00:27:25,298
♪♪ And I'll stop you and say,
"Well, my name is..." ♪♪
767
00:27:25,364 --> 00:27:27,333
What's your name?
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