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Dre: There's nothing quite like
the relationships you have
with your siblings.
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And as an older brother,
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I took looking after
my little sister seriously.
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I'm not the one
who needs to know
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about square roots right now.
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I got my high school diploma,
Rhonda.
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When you get yours, you can
forget about math, too.
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Man: Yo, Dre!
We gonna be late to Freaknik!
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Hey, man, them freaks can wait!
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I'm saving my sister!
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No, Rhonda,
I don't think it's smart
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to buy four houses
with no money down.
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You think they're gonna give
the first Black president
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a strong economy?
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[ Whispering ] Not now.
I'm saving my sister.
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And my looking out for my
sister carries on to this day.
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A few weeks ago,
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she and her wife, Sharon,
split up.
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Look, I know it's hard,
but you'll get through this.
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Hey, this is what you do ‐‐
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have a glass of wine.
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It'll relax you.
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You know what?
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I'll join you.
I'm on my way.
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Hey, Bow!
Yeah?
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DVR "Madam Secretary"!
I'm gonna go save my sister!
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And as she pulls her life
together,
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I'll continue to be there
in whatever way she needs.
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Okay, okay. Hey, guys, guys,
cut off the movie.
Oh.
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Rhonda says she has some news
she wants to share.
[ Remote clicks ]
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Hey, everybody!
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Big news ‐‐
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I'm adopting.
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What?
You're getting a dog?
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No. A baby.
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Okay, Rhonda.
A baby dog is called a puppy.
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Dre, I'm adopting a baby human.
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I'm gonna be a mom.
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[ Cheering ]
Oh, my God!
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Rhonda? A mom?
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Once again,
I needed to save my sister.
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♪♪
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Rhonda!
Hey, Rhonda!
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We are planning your shower,
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and we're not gonna
take "no" for an answer.
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Well, I hope so.
After all the baby
gifts I got you,
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I would be offended
if you didn't.
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Then it's settled!
Oh, I'm so excited!
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We're gonna have
so much to talk about!
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Uh, yeah, we're gonna definitely
keep talking about this.
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Alright, you guys,
more soon, alright?
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I love you.
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Rainbow: Bye, Rhonda!
Bye!
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Look at God!
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Another grandbaby.
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Can't come soon enough.
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These ones are starting
to get old.
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I didn't know
Rhonda wanted to adopt.
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I wonder what kind
Rhonda's gonna get.
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Chinese?
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Korean?
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One of those Romanians
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who turns out to be
a full‐grown adult?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Come on, Grandma.
[ Grunts ]
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Let's go talk about
what we're not gonna say.
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What?
God, you can't say nothing.
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I can't believe
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Rhonda is about to be a mom.
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A mom with a baby.
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A baby with Rhonda for a mama.
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Rhonda the Baby Mama!
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Um...
what are you doing?
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Nothing.
Just stating the facts.
Mm.
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Uh, bizarre,
mistakes‐are‐being‐made facts.
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Where did this come from?
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Look, I get why she's excited,
but I also know when my sister's
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about to jump into something
that she can't handle.
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What makes you think
she can't handle this?
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She bought a motorcycle
last year, Bow.
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What expectant mother
buys a motorcycle?
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And on top of that,
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she just split from her wife
two seconds ago.
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This is a rebound baby.
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A "rebound baby" is not a thing.
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Rhonda is a rebound baby.
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It was 1984.
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The Olympics
were in Los Angeles,
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and everyone was full of fever.
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Nine months later ‐‐
boom! ‐‐
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Rhonda Joyner‐Kersee Johnson
was born.
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♪♪
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Did you send us
a calendar invite?
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Oh. Yeah.
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I wanted to tell you
what we're doing
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for Aunt Rhonda's
baby shower gift.
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Slow your roll, playboy.
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Diane and I have been thinking.
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We want to be
in charge of this gift.
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When it comes to decisions
in this family,
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we never get a say.
Mm.
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Okay.
What's your big idea?
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We're gonna curate
our cousin's whole wardrobe.
Mm‐hmm.
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[ Scoffs ]
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Buying clothes for a baby
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is like buying caviar
for a horse.
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Trust me ‐‐ you're gonna
want to get something
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that will last
to mid‐toddlerhood.
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I'm talking strollers.
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Any specific ‐‐
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The BabyJet 2800.
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Fine. So we'll get
the stroller. Easy.
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Yeah.
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What, you think you can just
get the stroller?
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You can't even sniff the 2800
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if you're not verified
on Instagram.
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Luckily, I've already got
a few leads.
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My old high school
field hockey co‐captain
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works at a ‐‐
[ Scoffs ]
I can't do this.
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Come on.
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We want to get Aunt Rhonda
the best gift,
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and, like it or not,
we need him.
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Fine.
We can work together.
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But we get all the credit.
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Your name doesn't go
on the card.
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Every time I see the smile
on that baby's face
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as she glides down the street
on those 24s...
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[ Scoffs ]
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that'll be my reward.
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Hey! I see you're
out here working on
my baby girl's shower.
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Yep.
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Can you believe I have a child
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who's old enough to be a mother?
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Hey!
Very much so.
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Hey, I could really use
your help.
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Do you want to start
stuffing the gift bags?
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Pass.
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Could you clean up
in the liv‐‐
Nope.
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Could you make the tags
for the wishing tree?
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Wishes are just miracles
for sinners.
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Yeah, okay.
Sorry I asked.
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I think the best way
for me to contribute
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is to just be here for Rhonda.
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We can bond over shading
your underwhelming baby shower.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Thank you for giving
my daughter and I this gift.
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This baby is so lucky
they're not getting her genes.
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Nah!
Okay, you open up.
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Hey, Dre, I got the baby picture
that Bow asked me for.
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Alright.
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He is so cute, Dre.
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Yeah, he's alright now.
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You should've been here
20 minutes ago,
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when he dumped those Cheerios
on his head.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Hey, being a parent
is a lot of work.
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I bet it is,
but I'm pretty prepared.
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I know you are, and that's why
I believe in you, alright?
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But you're gonna miss
some things, though.
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Sleep. Not a lot of that
as a parent.
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Is that why you're always
sleeping on the couch
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every time I come around?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Being a parent is like cramming
for a test that never comes.
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And it gets expensive fast.
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Formula is 35 bucks a tub.
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That's more than a bottle
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of that cupcake‐flavored vodka
that you like.
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I know what I'm getting
myself into, Dre.
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For sure, and that's why
I believe in you.
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But... single motherhood?
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That's taking it
to a whole nother level.
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There's a reason that rappers
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thank their mamas before God
at the Grammys.
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[ Chuckles ]
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What are you getting at, Dre?
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I wouldn't be doing my job
as a brother
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if I didn't tell you the truth.
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This ‐‐ it ain't all that great.
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Hey, d‐don't get me wrong.
I mean, he's cool.
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And while I believe in you
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and I know that you can
handle this...
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you can't handle this.
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What?
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Look, I just think
you should take a beat.
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Alright? I don't think you need
to get a baby right now.
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Get a fish and see
if you can keep it alive.
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Do you know how out of bounds
you are right now?
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I'm just saying.
You just went through a divorce.
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You moved into a new apartment.
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I don't want to see you
complicate your life.
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Luckily,
you don't have to, Dre.
Hmm?
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Because that's not
your decision to make.
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So I'm gonna leave here
before I burn this house down.
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Uh ‐‐ See?
Now you sound like Mama.
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Hey, Super Dad.
Yeah?
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Your son got out
of his booster seat.
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What?
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Devante!
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[ Devante babbles ]
[ Exhales sharply ]
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Dre!
On the patio.
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Oh, oh, there you are.
Hey, hey, hey.
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Can you help me get all
the party stuff out of the car?
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I don't want to brag,
but this baby shower
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is going to kick
all other baby showers
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in the baby maker.
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Here's the thing.
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I don't think
there's gonna be a shower.
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I think she thinks I think
she's not ready to have a baby
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because...
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I told her so.
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Why would you do that?
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What was I supposed to do?
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I'm her big brother.
I had to tell her how I feel.
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Did you, Dre?
I ‐‐
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Because the other option is
for you to support the decisions
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that your sister makes
about her own life.
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But I'm terrified for her, Bow!
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She ‐‐
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She's not ready.
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Oh, God, Dre.
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No one's ready to have a baby.
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No one.
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Do you remember
how scared we were
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when we first got pregnant
with Zoey?
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Oh. The condom snap
heard 'round the world.
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We were so unprepared,
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but we made it work
with what little we had.
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Sweetheart, I know
you're anxious, but every time
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that you have been worried
about Rhonda in the past,
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it's what's made you
step up to support her.
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And if there's ever a time
that she needs me...
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Exactly!
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Your niece or nephew
is going to need you, too.
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Dre...
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you're gonna be Uncle Dre.
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I've always wanted
to be an uncle!
Yes.
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It's way less work
than being a daddy.
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[ Chuckles ] You know,
it's all the fun parts,
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without
the responsibility.
Oh, yeah.
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You know what?
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I've been looking at this wrong
the entire time.
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Being an uncle
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could be the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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And Rhonda!
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Mm, I wouldn't go that far.
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No, Bow, I'm her footprints
in the sand!
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If Rhonda's gonna do this alone,
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she's gonna need me
to be a positive influence.
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I'm gonna need to be the uncle
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that makes sure they have
everything they need!
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So, what are we doing
for dinner?
253
00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:59,121
Oh! Uncle Dre is taking you
to Dave & Buster's.
254
00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:00,164
Wait. Really?
255
00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:01,749
No. I'm your daddy.
256
00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,042
Go make a sandwich.
257
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,003
Can you make one for me, too?
258
00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,047
He's 10 minutes late.
259
00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,214
He'll be here.
260
00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,300
Ricky always had my back,
261
00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,595
on and off
the field hockey field.
262
00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:17,306
[ Chuckling ]
Oh, snap.
263
00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,683
Okay. Here it is ‐‐
the 2800.
264
00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:22,145
You are really
doing me a solid, bro.
265
00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,396
[ Grunts ]
266
00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:26,690
Hold up.
267
00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,734
This box feels light.
268
00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:29,777
[ Light thud ]
269
00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,029
Aluminum light.
270
00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,697
Bro, did you take me to dinner?
271
00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:35,157
What?
272
00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:37,117
I said, did you take me
to dinner?
273
00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:38,702
No?
274
00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:39,787
Then why are you trying
to screw me?
275
00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,455
Oh.
Ooh.
276
00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:45,126
Go back and get... me...
the 2800.
277
00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,005
Okay. Yeah.
278
00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,343
Write down the date, Jack.
279
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,178
Today, I'm actually
impressed with Junior.
280
00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,055
Yeah.
281
00:09:57,056 --> 00:09:58,847
You got to get up pretty early
282
00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,725
to pull one over on a man
who reads Stroller Illustrated.
283
00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:02,851
Wh‐‐
284
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,144
Scratch that date, Jack.
285
00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:05,896
I never wrote it down.
286
00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:08,816
Dre: The day of the shower,
I wasn't just playing my role
287
00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,567
as world's greatest host,
288
00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:13,779
but I was making my debut
as world's greatest uncle.
289
00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,155
Hey, babe, thank you.
Yeah?
290
00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:16,573
This is beautiful!
291
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:17,699
Thanks.
292
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,952
You know, I never knew
that yellow and gray
293
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,579
was the color combo
that I wanted.
Mm‐hmm.
294
00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,581
But it turns out it's
the color combo that I needed.
295
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:25,666
[ Laughs ]
296
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,501
Okay, my inspiration
297
00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:30,295
was the first day of spring
in the Carolinas.
298
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,588
Okay.
299
00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,841
Have you even been
to the Carolinas?
300
00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:35,717
Yes, I ‐‐ Muggy and buggy.
301
00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:36,718
No, thank you.
302
00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,262
Now, where's Rhonda?
303
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:41,140
I want to see how many
times we can wrap this
around her belly.
304
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,100
Ruby, no, no, no!
No.
305
00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,561
First of all,
Rhonda is not pregnant,
306
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,313
and this is not that kind
of shower, okay?
307
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,899
We're not gonna be doing
any toilet‐based activities.
308
00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,526
And where is this coming from?
309
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:54,361
I thought we agreed
that I was planning the shower.
310
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:57,739
Rainbow, I don't
have to be the magician
311
00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,867
to bring the magic.
312
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,451
Speaking of magic,
313
00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:04,580
I gotta go fill a plastic bosom
with some jelly beans.
314
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,415
No!
Wait, Ruby, no bosom!
315
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,875
Oh.
They've come a long way.
316
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,835
Ahh, there she is,
317
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,628
the mother‐to‐be of the year.
318
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,881
Wow.
This is beautiful.
319
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:15,757
Thank you.
I did it all myself.
320
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:16,718
[ Chuckles ]
For you.
321
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,760
[ Chuckles ]
322
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,345
I'm always there for you,
323
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,264
like I've always been ‐‐
whatever you need.
Thanks, bro.
324
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:23,891
Okay, just say it,
and I'll do it.
325
00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,851
No ask is too big.
No job is too small.
[ Doorbell rings ]
326
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,227
Okay.
Alright.
327
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,188
Well, I just kind of want
to greet my friends at the door.
328
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,856
Okay, well, let me help you
with that. Let me help you ‐‐
No, I got it!
329
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,065
I got it! I got it.
Okay! Okay!
I can reel it back in.
330
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,609
I'll reel it back in.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
331
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:34,985
Ohh.
There you are.
332
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,069
Okay.
333
00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,946
Alright. Enjoy.
Alright.
334
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,823
Tell Speedy I said hey.
335
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,034
Hey! How are you?
Thank you for coming.
336
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,160
Hi. I'm Stella.
337
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,204
I'm Dre, Rhonda's brother,
338
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,788
but you can call me Uncle Dre.
339
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,874
[ Chuckles ] Just kidding.
You don't have to call me that.
340
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,626
But the kid will.
[ Chuckles ]
341
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,878
We are so excited
for Rhonda to be a mom.
Mm.
342
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,838
She's already
so on top of things.
343
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,506
She aced
her infant safety class,
344
00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:59,134
and her new apartment is
in such a good school district.
345
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:01,595
You know what's an even better
school district?
346
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,639
Private school!
[ Chuckles ]
347
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,015
Oh, hey, babe!
348
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,184
Hey. Hi, Stella.
Hey.
349
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:10,687
Hey, I thought Rhonda had
her heart set on public school.
350
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,606
No. No.
The baby's gonna be a Johnson...
Oh!
351
00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:15,067
And we Johnsons
go to Valley Glen Prep.
352
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,652
Mm!
Rhonda said that?
353
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,195
Ah, well, you know,
just want to make sure
354
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:20,739
little baby LaKeef
has the best education possible.
355
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,866
I think you're kinda getting
ahead of yourself there, babe.
356
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:23,660
Oh, you're right.
357
00:12:23,661 --> 00:12:24,701
Yeah.
Yeah.
358
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:25,662
Could be a girl.
359
00:12:25,663 --> 00:12:27,371
[ Both laugh ]
360
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:30,082
Baby LaKeefa is gonna have
the best education possible.
361
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,126
Welcome!!
Oh, my...
362
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,796
You must be Rhonda's mom.
363
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:38,090
Can I grab you a drink?
364
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,759
Oh, sweetie, I'm flattered,
but, uh...
365
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,511
I'm heterosexual.
366
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,929
[ Chuckles ]
367
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,431
However, if you're interested
in identifying
368
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,433
melted candy bars in diapers,
369
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,060
the game is starting
in five minutes.
Rainbow: Okay. Okay.
370
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,688
Hi!
I'm so glad you came!
371
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:55,315
Have you stopped by
the wishing tree?
372
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,608
Oh, I wish you would.
[ Chuckles ]
373
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,319
It's over there.
[ Laughing ] Okay.
374
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,780
Ruby, this is my shower.
375
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,282
Okay?
376
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,409
And nobody's gonna eat
out of diapers.
377
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:08,203
I've already microwaved
the candy bars, okay?
378
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,498
This train has no brakes.
Now, just come on!
379
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,751
Coming through. Excuse me.
Biggest gift at the party.
380
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,086
If you're feeling bad,
you should.
381
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:18,213
You got shown up by children!
382
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:21,758
Oh, man, look at
all these small, stupid gifts!
383
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,261
It's like they don't even...
[Grunting] care
384
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:26,930
that Auntie Rhonda
is gonna open them
385
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,558
in front of everyone
to judge and mentally rank.
386
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:30,559
Mm‐hmm.
Wow.
387
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,436
Pretty big gift.
Hmm.
388
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,146
Kim and I got her a stroller.
Don't tell.
389
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,439
Stroller?
390
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,274
So thoughtful!
391
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,359
[ Quietly ]
Bet it looks like a troll's
hammock next to the 2800.
392
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,569
[ Chuckles ]
393
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,195
It was kind of a pain
to get in the car,
394
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,990
but it's the BabyJet 2900,
so it's totally worth it.
395
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,075
[ Chuckles ]
[ Chuckles ]
396
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,870
There's a 2900?
397
00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:55,250
♪♪
398
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:58,128
Oh! There's the mother
of the hour.
399
00:13:58,129 --> 00:13:59,796
[ Chuckles ]
Hey,
are you having fun?
400
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,465
I am!
401
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,383
Hey.
402
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,135
[ Whispering ]
I have a gift for our baby.
403
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,470
[ Sighs ]
Look here.
404
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,306
It's just a little something
to show you how much I care.
405
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,432
Thank you, Dre.
406
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,142
I'm gonna open presents
after everyone leaves.
407
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,977
Ah, well,
I'm not everyone, okay?
408
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,145
Come on, open it.
[ Sighs ]
409
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,980
Open it, open it!
Okay, I'm opening.
410
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,607
Mm‐hmm.
[ Chuckles ]
411
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,233
[ Clearing throat ]
Mm‐hmm.
412
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,860
You got me a live‐in nanny?
413
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,987
Yes, paid in full
for a whole year.
414
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,989
You can make all
the baby mistakes you want,
415
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,407
and they won't matter.
416
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:28,408
Bam!
417
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,535
You have been Uncle Dre'd.
418
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,870
[ Laughs ]
419
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:32,871
I don't need a nanny.
420
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,040
Eh, trust me. You do.
421
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,958
No. I don't.
422
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,294
And I don't need you
taking control of the situation.
423
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,921
I'm just trying to help ‐‐ No.
424
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:43,548
You don't believe that I can
actually do this by myself.
425
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,134
Dre, lesbians just don't
have babies by accident.
426
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,260
Okay.
427
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,137
You know how many hoops
I had to jump through
428
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,264
in order to get this far
in the adoption process?
429
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,558
Everyone has signed off but you.
430
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,726
Hey. Hey.
431
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,727
But I support you.
432
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,062
Yeah, okay.
433
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,105
Hey, hey, Rhonda,
I got your back.
434
00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,815
Yeah, okay. Eh.
O‐O‐Okay?
435
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,316
Hey, don't throw your hand up
at me, like you're Mom.
436
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,442
Ehh!
437
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,444
I'm your footprints in the sand!
438
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,072
[ Grumbles ]
439
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,994
Uh... seems as if Rhonda
440
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,913
doesn't want to open up
her gifts right now,
441
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,083
so, uh... peace out.
442
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,586
Well... if she's not
gonna open them
443
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,005
in front of everybody, I mean...
444
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:28,844
♪♪
445
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:29,845
Respect.
446
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,975
You know, I can't believe
Rhonda rejected my gift
447
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,476
after all I did for her.
448
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,436
And I can't believe
I'm married to a man
449
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,398
who has managed to turn
a PTA meeting, a NASA launch,
450
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:44,442
and a baby shower
into being about himself.
451
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,027
What?
452
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:49,239
I just don't get
what Rhonda wants from me.
453
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,325
You know, I tell her
what I really think,
and she's mad.
454
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:55,036
I‐I‐I‐I support her fully,
and she's still mad.
455
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,454
She's a child.
456
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:59,124
She's not a child.
She's in her mid‐30s, Dre.
457
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,043
[ Scoffs ] Come on.
I would've remembered
if my sister turned 30.
458
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,837
It was five years ago.
459
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,798
She had an escape room party.
You refused to go.
460
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,968
What Black man
pays to be locked up?
461
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,761
[ Sighs ]
462
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,431
I can't believe my sister's
old enough to run for president.
463
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,099
That can't be right.
464
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,268
You know what, Dre? I know
what you're going through.
465
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:21,021
I remember when Santamonica
had her first wedding.
466
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,856
I was like, "How could she be
getting married?
467
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,817
What? She still sleeps
with a night light."
468
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:29,487
You know, when I see Rhonda,
all I see is the little kid
469
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,282
whose mistakes
I still have to clean up.
470
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:35,243
Maybe she doesn't need you
to do that anymore, Dre.
471
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:38,830
Look, you don't have to stop
being her older brother.
472
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,708
Maybe it's time for you
to just stop treating her
473
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:42,793
like your baby sister.
474
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,921
Yeah.
475
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:48,549
Maybe she can handle more
than what I give her credit for.
476
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,344
Dre, I don't think
your mom has ever been
477
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,221
to a baby shower before.
478
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:56,890
Do you know that she hired
male strippers
479
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,726
for a lesbian baby shower?
480
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,314
Ooh! These baby shower leftovers
are no joke.
481
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,691
I ate 14 deviled eggs.
482
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,027
The curry ones were my favorite.
483
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,904
They were all the same.
484
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,156
You ate spoiled eggs.
485
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,367
[ Knock on door ]
486
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:19,329
Hey, guys.
I just wanted to apologize.
487
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,290
I was re‐reading Hill Harper's
"Letters to an Older Brother,"
488
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,876
and I just couldn't
shake the feeling
489
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,086
that I had failed you.
490
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,420
No way.
491
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,214
As much as I love
a morning grovel,
492
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,465
you saved the day.
493
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,716
You switched the cards.
494
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,552
Even I didn't think of that.
495
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,595
I was just gonna
throw their box in the fire pit.
496
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:38,139
Well, you guys wanted to make
a name for yourselves,
497
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,976
and I totally took it over.
498
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,103
Picking out outfits
for your new baby cousin
499
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,938
is the kind of personal touch
500
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,190
Aunt Rhonda
would've really appreciated.
501
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,693
Junior, you do a lot for us.
502
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:50,611
For everybody.
503
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:51,695
Yeah.
504
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,113
I mean, without you,
505
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,657
Mom and Dad would not be able
to handle Devante.
506
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:56,658
It's true.
507
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,326
The other day,
I caught them arguing
508
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:01,413
about whether or not Devante
has a capital "V" in his name.
509
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,706
[ Scoffs ]
510
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,666
Is there?
511
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,126
There's not.
512
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,544
Oh. Okay.
513
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,672
Am I the only one in this family
who cares about that child?
514
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:11,591
[ Sighs ]
515
00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:14,593
♪♪
516
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,635
[ Knock on door ]
517
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,470
Hey, Rhonda.
518
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,222
What, are you here to tell me
how to put together this crib?
519
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,141
Nope. Not at all.
520
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:23,059
But, uh, I can help.
521
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,061
What you got there?
522
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,271
Okay, that's a ‐‐
523
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,356
Oh, what's this, 1/4"?
524
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,400
Ah. 5/16".
525
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:32,277
Yeah, there you go.
I don't know what I'm doing. No.
526
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,362
Bow always puts together
the baby cribs.
527
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,447
Figured.
528
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,073
Your Timbs are nonfunctional.
529
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:39,075
Ah.
530
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,328
You know what?
I owe you an apology, Rhonda.
531
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,829
You know, every time I see you,
532
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,040
I just see
younger versions of you
533
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,460
laid on top of who you are now,
and that's not fair.
534
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,588
You know, I still remember
when they brought you home
535
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,214
from the hospital.
536
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:56,343
And when you were little,
I remember
537
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:59,721
you couldn't say your R's,
so you always called me "Dwe."
538
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:02,433
I still look at you
as my big brother
with the Jheri curl.
539
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,684
Why was it so dry?
540
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:05,769
[ Groans ]
Okay, you know what?
541
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:08,355
Curl activator was expensive.
Okay?
542
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,398
You know, this kid
doesn't know it yet,
543
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:13,485
but he or she
is going to win the lotto
544
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,528
when they get you as a mom.
545
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,822
You know, it's something
I've always wanted.
546
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,617
Unfortunately,
Sharon was not on board.
547
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:21,993
Is that why you guys split?
548
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,495
Because she didn't want
to have kids?
549
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,121
Yeah.
What'd you think?
550
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,707
I ‐‐ I don't know, you know?
551
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,043
I thought maybe she just...
552
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:31,711
kept taking your bras
or something.
553
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,004
I don't know.
554
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,756
Seriously, do you have
any gay friends?
555
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:36,299
Okay.
556
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,219
Yeah, Sharon ‐‐ she wanted
things to stay the same,
557
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,054
but I knew I was meant
to be a mom.
558
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,932
And you're going to be
a great mother.
559
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,351
Thank you.
560
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,353
Aww, you're welcome, sis.
561
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,813
[ Baby voice ]
Thank you, Uncle Dwe.
562
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,981
Uncle Dwe!
Ooh!
I'm gonna be an uncle!
563
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,274
You keep it about me right now.
564
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,568
Okay. I'm sorry.
565
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,696
But just know I'm gonna be here
with you every step of the way,
566
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,198
so whatever you need, I got you.
567
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,076
Uncle/godfather.
568
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,620
Now, what makes you think
you're gonna be the godfather?
569
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,539
Who else is it gonna be?
570
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,665
Junior!
571
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:09,958
Junior's gonna be the godfather?
572
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,419
Yeah.
Godfather Junior?
573
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:15,046
Mm. Makes sense.
574
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,049
He is the only one
who hasn't lost Devante.
575
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,054
Hey, Mom.
Hey.
576
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,514
Hey, Junior!
577
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,307
I just got off the phone
with Auntie Rhonda,
578
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:29,102
and she is over the moon
579
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,062
about that stroller you got her.
580
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,356
It is so hard
to get those things!
581
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,649
It was nothing.
582
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,652
I mean, yes,
it was incredibly difficult
583
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:40,113
and objectively a show‐stopper,
584
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:42,115
but, you know, it was nothing.
585
00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:43,533
Sweetheart,
don't sell yourself short.
586
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:44,701
The 2900?!
587
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,327
Mm‐hmm.
588
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,329
You really must've had to
pull some strings, huh?
589
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,415
I mean, you don't get to be
a godfather
590
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,584
without greasing a few palms
along the way.
591
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,793
Mm‐hmm.
592
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:56,254
Hey, you know what I thought
was weird, though?
593
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,424
That you would spend all that
energy getting that stroller
594
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,968
and then have it engraved
595
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,013
with "From Stella & Kim."
596
00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:11,811
I'm not... gonna be
the godfather now, am I?
597
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,439
[ Sniffs ]
598
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,774
[ Exhales deeply ]
599
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,901
I think I'm the Godfather now.
600
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,570
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