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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:37,537 [ Crickets chirp, owl hoots ] 2 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:47,381 [ Drums beating ] 3 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:53,095 [ Chanting ] 4 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:15,993 [ Drumming and chanting continue ] 5 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:26,336 [ Wind whistling ] 6 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:45,981 [ Wind whistling ] 7 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:50,694 [ Drumming and chanting continue ] 8 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:06,835 [ Wind whistling ] 9 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:11,173 [ Drumming and chanting stop ] 10 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,343 [ Shouts in native language ] 11 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:17,512 [ Shouts in native language ] 12 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:35,822 [ Metal rattling ] 13 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:46,291 ''Safety first'' -- that's my motto. 14 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:49,378 When one is doing dangerous work, 15 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:54,383 one must pay careful attention to the safety of one's body, 16 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:56,259 know what l mean? 17 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:58,136 Aah . 18 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:02,307 But one day, l'll be a camp counselor, 19 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:04,726 and l'll be running this place. 20 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:07,896 l'll be shaping and molding youthful minds 21 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:10,899 into a focused worldview. 22 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:14,820 Yep. 23 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:18,740 Ernest P. Worrell , camp counselor, 24 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:23,120 an extraordinary thing to witness. 25 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:29,251 [ Gasping ] 26 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:31,753 Aah ! 27 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:35,382 [ Crash ] 28 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:06,621 [ Grunting ] 29 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:14,045 Ugh ! Ugh ! 30 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:15,922 [ Engine stops ] 31 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,717 [ Birds chirping ] 32 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:26,516 Aah ! 33 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:30,562 [ Breathing heavily ] 34 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:40,071 [ Engine rumbling ] 35 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:56,004 E-e-e-e-e-w. 36 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:04,763 [ Grunts, water gurgles ] 37 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:08,141 [ Straining ] 38 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:11,603 [ Water gurgling ] 39 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:15,899 [ Straining ] 40 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:18,818 [ Water gurgling ] 41 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:21,112 [ Straining ] 42 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:23,615 [ Water gurgling ] 43 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:28,620 [ Straining ] 44 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:31,206 [ Water gurgling ] 45 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,750 [ Straining ] 46 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:36,419 [ Water gurgling ] 47 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:39,130 [ Straining ] 48 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,799 [ Water gurgling ] 49 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:42,300 [ Grunting ] 50 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:45,887 [ Water gurgling ] 51 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:50,433 [ Straining ] 52 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:53,562 [ Water gurgling ] 53 00:05:56,773 --> 00:06:00,110 Ah heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh . 54 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:08,994 [ Porcelain creaking ] 55 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,330 [ Toilet flushes ] 56 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:15,625 Aaaaah! 57 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:25,385 [ Boys cheering ] 58 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:42,235 Okay, off the bus! Off the bus! 59 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:45,030 Come on ! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 60 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:47,240 Get a line. Get a line going . 61 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:49,075 Get a line going . Let's go. 62 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,328 Let's go. Move quick. Move it. 63 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,246 Let's go, gentlemen ! 64 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:59,336 Let's go! Move it out! 65 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:03,923 Hey, fellas. Welcome to Kamp Kikakee. 66 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:06,426 l've got everything fixed up for you at the cabins, 67 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:08,219 know what l mean? 68 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:10,722 Well , look who's here, huh? Just like old times, huh? 69 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:13,308 Yeah . Remember all the fun we had last summer? 70 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:16,186 Hey, let's start things off right. What do you say? 71 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,979 Mm-hmm . 72 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:22,275 [ Laughter ] 73 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:23,526 My ha-- 74 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,403 My ha-- my. . .ha-- 75 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:27,906 my hand-- hands! 76 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:31,993 You got a bad attitude, son . 77 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:34,871 Let's go! Let's go! Move it! 78 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,706 Let's go! Let's go! 79 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:40,835 [ Boys shouting indistinctly ] 80 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:43,755 Straighten up these lines. Come on. Let's go. 81 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:55,392 Men . . . 82 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:59,854 Welcome to another great summer here at Kamp Kikakee! 83 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:02,732 [ Boys cheering ] 84 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:06,861 Right here on this very ground , 85 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:11,074 lndians once tested their young braves 86 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:15,370 and taught them the ways of the forest. 87 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:19,958 And right here, you'll be tested and taught, too, 88 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:23,795 just as they were hundreds of years ago -- 89 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:25,338 swimming . . . 90 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:30,051 fire building, cooking, camping... 91 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:33,221 archery, wilderness survival . 92 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:37,642 For those of you who accept the challenge, 93 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:44,858 there'll be a ceremony of the blade. . .the stone. . . 94 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,526 and the arrow. 95 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:48,570 All right, guys. . . Let's go! 96 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:51,156 [ Boys cheering ] 97 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,664 Man: Hup! 98 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,332 Hup! 99 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:04,544 Hup! Hup! 100 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,504 Hup! And up! 101 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:09,007 All right, hit the deck -- push-ups. 102 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,217 Crank out 1 0. 103 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:12,510 Ready. . . 104 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:14,429 One! 105 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:15,930 Two! 106 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,223 Three! 107 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,142 Four! 108 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,895 Five! 109 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,229 Six! 110 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,981 Seven! 111 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:31,154 Nine... 112 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,160 Morning , Ernest. 113 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,537 Oh , hi , Miss St. Cloud . 114 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:40,830 Um... 115 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:46,294 The sun rides high . . . 116 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:53,802 in . . .its path . . . across the heavens. 117 00:09:53,885 --> 00:10:00,225 Where. . .is the red . . . 118 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:03,019 chaise lounge? 119 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,897 Ernest, what l came down here for is -- 120 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:08,942 You know, engineering your lifeguard stand 121 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,194 is an important business. 122 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:14,739 You have got to figure your angles just right. 123 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:18,535 Course, l won't always be fixin' things around here. 124 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:22,455 One day l will be a full-fledged counselor. 125 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:26,167 l have learned all the steps in the path of the brave, 126 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,962 l have memorized the handbook, 127 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:33,758 and l learned the Kikakee sign language. 128 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:38,096 lf only they'd give a fella a chance. 129 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:41,266 l'm sure they will , Ernest. 130 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,142 Nuh-uh . 131 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:45,687 But the real reason l'm here 132 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:49,190 is to see if you've gotten all your shots. 133 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,859 [ Chuckles ] 134 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:52,527 Shots? 135 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:55,446 [ Chuckles ] Yeah . . . 136 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:58,575 Okay. 137 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,327 How's that grandfather of yours nowadays? 138 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,621 l haven't seen him around lately. 139 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,707 Oh , he's out at his place. 140 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:10,169 l worry about him sometimes. He's so old . 141 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:14,090 But these woods are his home. 142 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:17,760 Yeah , he's a wise man . [ Chuckles ] 143 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:21,472 Doesn't believe in modern things like. . .shots. 144 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:22,932 [ Chuckles ] 145 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,392 That's right. 146 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:27,812 He lives by the old ways. 147 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:32,400 ln fact, he thinks l'm wasting time studying medicine. 148 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:35,028 Shouldn't you , uh , have a little more practice 149 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,739 before you go around stickin' needles in people? 150 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:41,284 [ Chuckles ] l've had lots of practice. 151 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:46,289 lf l keep doing it, l might even get good at it. 152 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,999 [ Pop ] 153 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,918 [ Swallows ] 154 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:53,713 See? A. . .cold , wet nose. Color's good . 155 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,131 [ Sniffs ] 156 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,634 No fever. [ Chuckles ] 157 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,385 Come on , now, Ernest. 158 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:02,847 You know this isn't going to hurt. . . 159 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,391 much . 160 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:08,436 l can take it, Miss St. Cloud . 161 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:12,357 Real men can take it, and l'm a real man -- 162 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:17,528 a man with a hearty smile, a stout back. . . 163 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:22,075 with grit in his teeth and nails in his knuckles, 164 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:25,495 a man who has never tasted quiche -- 165 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,206 ls that your smallest needle? 166 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,500 l did it! 167 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,127 l took the Lindbergh baby! 168 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:36,673 l am Josef Mengele! 169 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:41,219 Owwwwww! 170 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:44,722 [ Papers rustling ] 171 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,100 Well , as you men know, 172 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:50,269 our camp's been selected by the governor's staff 173 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:54,357 to take part in his, uh , program for disadvantaged youngsters. 174 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,068 He calls it, uh , ''Operation : Second Chance.'' 175 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,654 Some camps have all the luck. 176 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:05,201 And l just got notification that the second-chancers are gonna be ready to be picked up today, 177 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,370 and l wanted you guys to be prepared for it. 178 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,788 Better hide your wallets. 179 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,332 Yeah , and get out your brass knuckles. 180 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,043 We're already short-handed . How are we gonna handle those delinquents? 181 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,421 Oh , they're not delinquents. 182 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,966 They're just boys from a bit rougher environment than most of us. 183 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,884 You mean underage criminals. 184 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,928 No, they're not. 185 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:27,056 They're all residents of the State lnstitute For Boys, 186 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,975 but they're not criminals. 187 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:31,894 Stennis, l'm gonna let you be their counselor. 188 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,397 Why do l get stuck with them? 189 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,733 Because you've got the most experience. 190 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,027 Besides, after you get to know those boys -- 191 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,279 Oh , l'm not gonna take any crap off of them . 192 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,781 lf they get out of line, l'm gonna knock 'em back in . 193 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:46,492 Ross, Ross... listen to me. 194 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:47,785 Just do the best you can. 195 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:50,329 lf you can't handle it, 196 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:53,332 -- [ Bones crack ] we'll have no choice. We'll have to send them back. 197 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:56,836 Oh , l can handle 'em all right. 198 00:13:56,919 --> 00:14:02,258 Yeah , a little discipline is probably just what they need . 199 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,427 Uh, Ernest, will you take the bus over 200 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,512 and get those second-chancers for me? 201 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,807 [ Creaking ] Aah ! 202 00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,476 [ Thud , glass breaking ] 203 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,644 [ Engine rumbling ] 204 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:19,984 " Bad luck and me, we are old friends " 205 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:24,947 " Dealt me the losing hand once again " 206 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:31,162 " Now l'm doin' time, and time ain't kind " 207 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:35,249 " Sun comes up, but it don't ever shine " 208 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:38,628 Boy, l can't wait to get outta here. 209 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,881 Anyplace is better than this dump. 210 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,675 Shut up, you two. 211 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,094 Last warning -- 212 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:49,430 you get out of line, and you don't go. 213 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,349 Ooh . 214 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,643 [ Engine revs, brakes squeak ] 215 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,979 Man: All boys in Section 6, 216 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,690 report immediately to the exercise yard. 217 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,275 Hi , fellas. 218 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,154 of learnin' the ways of the forest 219 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,157 and the path of the brave and that sort of thing? 220 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:12,787 lf you ask me, this second-chance stuff is a total waste of time, 221 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,455 Mister, uh . . . 222 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:17,375 Oh , uh , Worrell -- Ernest P. Worrell . 223 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:21,254 l don't envy whoever has to look after this bunch of punks. 224 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:24,507 They're trouble all the way. 225 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:28,803 My motto is, ''l never met a bad kid .'' 226 00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:33,724 Then let me introduce you to some. 227 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:37,228 These misfits were selected by their ward officers 228 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,522 as those most in need of help. 229 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,316 This is the ringleader, Bobby Wayne. 230 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,528 He's been in and out of institutions like this 231 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:46,988 since he was 1 1 . 232 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,657 Since l was 9. 233 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,701 And this is Crutchfield , 234 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,454 1 2 years old and already a master thief. 235 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:58,666 lt's like a gift or somethin' . 236 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,002 Well , thanks. 237 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,838 Uh , here's Danny Simpson . 238 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:08,009 He comes from a long line of troublemakers. 239 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,594 lt's a family tradition . 240 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:13,973 l've got a reputation to uphold . 241 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:21,230 And the Albert Einstein of this institution , 242 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,316 Chip Ozgood. 243 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:31,032 Butch ''Too Cool'' Vargas. 244 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,366 [ Door opens, closes ] 245 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:36,704 Hey, Moose! Hurry up, man ! 246 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:43,544 lt's Moustafa, the runt of the litter. 247 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,588 l told you -- 248 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,507 it's dangerous to run with things in your mouth . 249 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,593 Yes, ma'am . l'm sorry. 250 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:55,223 Uh , well , uh , all aboard that's goin' ashore. 251 00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:00,394 Here we go -- life in the fast lane. 252 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:04,106 Whoa. Nice bus. 253 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,691 Does it run? 254 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:14,200 Boy, we're gonna have a great time this summer. 255 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:17,078 We got boating and , uh , campin' 256 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:20,414 and swimmin' and lndian Lore, 257 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:23,584 and l've got everything fixed up for you , too. 258 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:24,835 Guess who! 259 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,087 [ Laughter ] 260 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,506 Uh , let's see. Uh , Bobby? 261 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,966 -- No, no. -- No. -- No. 262 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,593 Uh , um , not Moose. 263 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,887 lt's not Ozgood . 264 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:41,727 Now, don't tell me, really. Really, l'm really good at this. l really am . 265 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:44,272 [ Engine revving ] 266 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,695 -- Let's see -- -- Turn left, Ernest! 267 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,364 [ Horn blares ] 268 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,658 [ Tires screech ] 269 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:58,661 Uh , Vargas. 270 00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,912 No! 271 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,205 No? Okay. 272 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:08,129 Hey, guys, when the new campers get here, 273 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:13,426 let's give 'em a big Kamp Kikakee welcome, okay?! 274 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:16,512 Oh , the leader's the biggest geek of them all . 275 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:22,393 Not Crutchfield . Crutchfield ! That's it! 276 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,521 [ Laughter ] 277 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,691 l knew it was Crutchfield all along . 278 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,526 Ernest! 279 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,237 [ Brakes squeak, glass breaks ] 280 00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:36,615 [ Hinges squeak, thud ] 281 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:39,869 [ Laughter ] 282 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,746 What happened? 283 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:44,040 Ernest wasn't watching the road . 284 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:48,127 All right, you guys move out. This ain't a pleasure cruise. 285 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,628 [ Laughter ] 286 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,422 [ Grunts ] 287 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,673 Come on . Move. 288 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,842 You guys, line up. 289 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:05,102 Frankly, l'm disappointed in you , Ernest. 290 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:09,982 l give you a simple task to do, and this is what l get. 291 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:14,278 l don't know how you can ever expect to be a counselor. 292 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,447 You're right, Mr. Tipton . 293 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:19,533 He's just not counselor material . 294 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,202 [ Coughs ] 295 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,412 Uh , Mist-- it's -- it's not my fault. 296 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,789 All right, let's go. 297 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:28,501 l was -- [ Coughs ] 298 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:32,004 l mean l was. . . [ Sighs ] 299 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:35,966 l'm sorry, Mr. Tipton . l'll try to do better. 300 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,135 [ Sighs ] 301 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,184 Gosh . 302 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,436 Let's go. Keep it moving . 303 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,940 [ Birds chirping ] 304 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,858 [ Exhales deeply ] 305 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:56,153 Well , this is it -- your home away from prison . 306 00:19:56,278 --> 00:20:00,116 Stennis, the delinquents you ordered -- 307 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,617 all yours. 308 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,411 Have fun , guys. 309 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:12,211 The name's Stennis -- Counselor Stennis to you . 310 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:15,339 Let's go. Move it. lnside. 311 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:24,723 All right, get this place cleaned up. 312 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:28,227 Mess hall, 1 0 minutes. 313 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,354 What a dump! 314 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,943 [ lndistinct conversations ] 315 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:45,369 [ All talking ] 316 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:49,457 [ Talking subsides ] 317 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,876 Here comes the riffraff. 318 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:56,255 Looks like ''Project: Last Chance'' to me. 319 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:59,925 Come on , gang . Follow me. 320 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,058 Well , well . 321 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:12,480 Looks like daddy's little gentlemen are glad to see us. 322 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:16,942 Yeah, if white bread could talk, it'd fit in right here. 323 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,236 There's a lot of love in this room . 324 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,656 l can feel it, and it's a beautiful thing . 325 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:25,826 Yeah . l'm moved . 326 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,578 [ Liquid bubbling ] 327 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,163 Hi , fellas. 328 00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:31,999 Boy, do l have something special prepared 329 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,876 for your first day at camp. 330 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,003 -- [ Fly buzzing ] -- Hey, what is this stuff? 331 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,839 Oh , it's sugar puffs with a gravy casserole 332 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:43,177 with just a cuwcah of bologna-walnut fudge in a pork marinade. 333 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:47,556 l think it'll be a real boost for the fiber of American youth . 334 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,807 lsn't it, Jake? 335 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:50,267 Why, of course it is. 336 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:53,395 Doesn't smell too bad . 337 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:56,190 [ Buzzing continues ] 338 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:57,900 Yeah , that's the guy 339 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:02,321 who once ate two pounds of modeling clay. 340 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,869 Modeling clay! 341 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:11,247 Yellow modeling clay! 342 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,416 That's the secret ingredient to eggs erroneous. 343 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:18,128 We re-fuse the proteins like bullion . 344 00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:24,301 Of course it would ! Uh , get back to work! 345 00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:27,179 Modeling clay. . . 346 00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:30,724 Modeling clay. 347 00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:33,811 [ lndistinct conversations ] 348 00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:38,274 Ugh ! 349 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,817 Oh ! Ho ho! 350 00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:43,153 Did the little fellow fall down and go boom? 351 00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:46,740 Looks like he needs special classes in walking . 352 00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:50,536 Hey, dipstick, you ever pick on anybody your own size, or just little kids? 353 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,997 Hey, can l help it if the kid can't walk? 354 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,165 lt was an accident. 355 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,875 Accident, huh? 356 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:58,752 Well . . .whoops! 357 00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:01,839 What do you know? Another accident! 358 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:04,258 There must be something going around . 359 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:05,509 [ Laughter ] 360 00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:06,802 Ugh ! 361 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:10,639 [ All shouting indistinctly ] 362 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:21,859 [ Shouting continues ] 363 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:24,361 Stop it! Stop it! 364 00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:25,779 [ Shouting stops ] 365 00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:29,575 What do you think you're doing? 366 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:30,868 -- This! -- This! 367 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:34,955 [ Shouting resumes ] 368 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,084 [ Thud ] 369 00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:41,128 [ Shouting stops ] 370 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,047 [ Grunting ] 371 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:46,342 Oh, my God. He can't breathe! 372 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:48,719 Well , let's do something . Come on . 373 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:50,512 [ Mumbling ] 374 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:53,349 Come on , guys! l got him ! l got him ! Guys, l got him ! 375 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,600 Back up! 376 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:56,435 Hold steady, now! 377 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:59,605 [ Mumbling ] 378 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,065 [ Thud ] 379 00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:02,733 [ Grunts ] 380 00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:05,861 [ Thud ] 381 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,241 [ Thud , Ernest groans ] 382 00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:14,662 [ Rubble falling ] 383 00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:28,425 This ditch has got to go 384 00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:31,178 all the way to the waterfront, gentlemen . 385 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:34,973 Maybe by then some of the fight will be out of your system . 386 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:37,518 Man , this isn't fair. They started it. 387 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,853 Yeah , man ! They tripped Moose! 388 00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:41,939 You boys have got to learn -- 389 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:46,235 if you play. . .you pay. 390 00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:54,451 Hey, don't work too hard , fellas. 391 00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:56,495 Yeah , life's a ditch , guys. 392 00:24:56,620 --> 00:25:00,082 Can you dig it? 393 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:05,045 l just want one clean shot at blondie. 394 00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:07,506 [ Grunting ] 395 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:14,847 Now, Eddie, if you don't stir it, it'll clot on ya. 396 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:17,266 [ Sniffs ] Something burnin'? 397 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,184 Here. Look what we got for ya. 398 00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:20,769 E-e-w. 399 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,438 Look at that. 400 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:27,317 Jake's specialty du jour -- eggs erroneous. 401 00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:32,072 lt's made with powdered eggs and 1 7 herbs and spices 402 00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:35,159 smuggled into this country by Tibetan monks. 403 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:40,038 Ernest, l want you to cut yourself a big knock 404 00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:42,166 out of these eggs erroneous. 405 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:44,752 No, l-l can't eat on an empty stomach . 406 00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:46,503 Why, of course you can . 407 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:49,757 Eddie does, and look at that rosy glow to his teeth . 408 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:52,050 [ Bell dings ] 409 00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:53,719 No. 410 00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:56,388 -- Oh , come on , now. -- No. 411 00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:59,516 Now, Ernest, would somebody dressed like this 412 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,185 lie to you about food? 413 00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:03,604 Fond as l am of Tibetan cooking , 414 00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:06,857 a hungry lion hunts best, know what l mean? 415 00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:08,817 Now, come on . Take you a little bite. 416 00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,068 No. 417 00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:11,653 -- Come on , now. -- No. 418 00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:12,905 -- Open big . -- No. 419 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,281 -- Come on . -- No. 420 00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:15,866 -- Ernest. . . -- No! 421 00:26:15,949 --> 00:26:17,326 -- Ernest. . . -- No! 422 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:18,869 -- Ernest! -- No! 423 00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,412 Eddie! 424 00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:23,540 lt's time for the plane to go to hangar. 425 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:27,628 [ Liquid bubbling ] 426 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:29,254 Ow! 427 00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:33,342 [ lmitating sputtering engine ] 428 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:37,805 [ Engine roars ] 429 00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:41,016 [ Mumbling ] 430 00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:47,856 A rabbit, Jake! 431 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:50,818 We could use a rabbit! 432 00:26:50,901 --> 00:26:52,569 Rabbit! 433 00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:54,655 That's it! A rabbit! 434 00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:58,367 A big , fat rabbit with all of its shots! 435 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,078 [ Gagging ] 436 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:08,168 [ Humming ] 437 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:11,713 [ Vomiting ] 438 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:23,517 Hey, you boys got a look all your own . 439 00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:27,729 -- Who-oa! -- Should've been ready. 440 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,439 You snooze, you lose. 441 00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:31,942 [ Grunts, laughs ] 442 00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:33,402 You just watch it! 443 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,987 l'll get you ! 444 00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:42,744 Whoa! 445 00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:44,955 Whoo! 446 00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:47,249 Whoa! 447 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:54,339 [ Laughter ] 448 00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:56,884 Whoo-hoo! 449 00:27:56,967 --> 00:28:01,221 [ Boys cheering ] 450 00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:02,806 Whoa! 451 00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:06,310 All right. Everybody to the line. 452 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:12,524 [ Diving board rattling ] 453 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:15,527 Okay, everybody in the water. 454 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:23,118 Wow, this is great! 455 00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:25,203 Come on, Moose! 456 00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:29,583 Moose-tafa -- Moose -- whatever they call you -- 457 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:32,502 now. 458 00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:37,215 So. . .you're the only one that can't swim , eh? 459 00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:40,552 [ Boys shouting ] 460 00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:43,972 No. . .please. 461 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:46,767 Well , you're gonna learn . . . the Stennis way. 462 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,769 No! [ Crying ] No! 463 00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:50,103 l can't swim ! 464 00:28:50,187 --> 00:28:51,396 Help! 465 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,357 Somebody help! 466 00:28:57,027 --> 00:28:58,195 [ Thud ] 467 00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:01,156 Help! 468 00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:03,033 [ Coughing ] 469 00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:15,170 Thanks, Ernest. l could've made it. 470 00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:16,964 Glad to help out. 471 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:24,054 Well , meatheads, we're gonna try this again . 472 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:27,015 This time it's to the end of the lake and back. 473 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,266 Look. 474 00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:31,186 Everybody in the water. 475 00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:33,105 [ All grunting ] 476 00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:34,356 Whoa! 477 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:36,733 Yeah ! 478 00:29:36,817 --> 00:29:38,068 [ Laughter ] 479 00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:40,404 My leg . My l-- [ Coughs ] 480 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:43,198 He's learning to swim the Stennis way. 481 00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:44,533 [ Laughter ] 482 00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:45,867 [ Coughs ] 483 00:29:45,993 --> 00:29:48,829 My leg ! Aah ! 484 00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:50,914 [ Crickets chirp ] 485 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:53,875 lt's a shame about Counselor Stennis' accident. 486 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,293 lt was no accident. 487 00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:57,254 l don't know what to do. 488 00:29:57,379 --> 00:30:00,215 l mean , it's important to make the experiment work. 489 00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:02,342 Send 'em back! Get 'em out of here! 490 00:30:02,426 --> 00:30:05,846 These guys have no respect for anything . 491 00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:09,683 The main problem is we're already short-handed . 492 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:14,312 What we need is another counselor. 493 00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:16,481 Hey. . . 494 00:30:16,565 --> 00:30:19,067 l got an idea. 495 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:23,780 Ernest, uh, have you ever had 496 00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:26,575 any group-leadership experience? 497 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,952 Uh , l had an ant farm once. 498 00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:31,038 Close enough . 499 00:30:31,121 --> 00:30:33,540 How would you like to be a counselor? 500 00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:36,793 Are you kiddin'? Y-You mean a-a real counselor? 501 00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:40,130 A counselor like you guys, a counselor? 502 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:42,215 Just like us, Ernest. 503 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:46,303 Uh , oh , Mr. Tipton , uh , that's great. 504 00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:49,723 And -- and l'll do a great job -- a great job -- 505 00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:52,350 and l'll do my regular work, too. 506 00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:56,146 Oh , l can't believe it's true -- me, a counselor. 507 00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:58,940 Oh , a-a real counselor. 508 00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:01,693 l can't believe it. Oh , thank you , Mr. Tipton . 509 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:03,695 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 510 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:06,698 A real counselor -- a really, really real, real, 511 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:09,242 really, really, really, real counselor. 512 00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:11,870 Thank you, Mr. Tipton. Thank you. [ Smooches ] 513 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:14,873 [ Metal rattling ] 514 00:31:18,085 --> 00:31:20,253 As your counselor, 515 00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:23,715 l will be taking you deep into the forest 516 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:27,385 in search of actual nature. 517 00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:29,930 We'll be traveling fast, 518 00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:34,184 moving light, keeping our ears to the grindstone. 519 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:38,438 So stay together, be remindful of the weather, 520 00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:40,148 and , for Heaven's sakes, 521 00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:43,944 don't pick it, or it will never heal . 522 00:31:44,069 --> 00:31:45,862 [ Metal rattling ] 523 00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:49,241 This guy looks like a walking army-surplus store. 524 00:31:49,366 --> 00:31:50,909 The Salvation Army. 525 00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:53,954 l feel like the blind are leading the stupid . 526 00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:55,872 What a loser. 527 00:31:55,956 --> 00:32:00,418 [ Birds and crickets chirping ] 528 00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:03,046 Hey, Rambo, where are we goin'? 529 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:05,423 Maybe he knows a shortcut. 530 00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:07,092 Maybe we're lost. 531 00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:09,719 What is this, ''Wild Kingdom''? 532 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:13,640 Ernest: Yeah, boys, isn't it great to get off the beaten path, 533 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:17,102 get out where nature really lives? 534 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:19,855 None of that theme-park stuff here, know what l mean? 535 00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:22,858 Come on , Ernest. You're gonna get us lost. 536 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:26,153 Well , we were lost for weeks in Nam . 537 00:32:26,236 --> 00:32:31,366 l was under fire, my body riddled with shrapnel , 538 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:34,077 malaria, mono... 539 00:32:34,161 --> 00:32:36,204 wet socks. 540 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:39,124 So. . .how do we get out of here? 541 00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:43,128 Yeah , we were -- we were rough , tough , and hard to bluff. 542 00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:44,754 Men of iron , 543 00:32:44,838 --> 00:32:47,048 men who had never tasted quiche. 544 00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:48,675 Really? 545 00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:50,927 Well , you couldn't even get quiche in nam . 546 00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:54,764 Gosh , Ernest, l guess you've done about everything . 547 00:32:54,848 --> 00:32:58,351 Some men try, and some men die. 548 00:32:58,435 --> 00:33:01,855 [ Snaps fingers ] Hey. 549 00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:06,401 [ Rumbling , explosions ] 550 00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:41,394 He's waitin' on you . 551 00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:46,691 Mr. Blatz. . .Mr. Blatz? 552 00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:49,736 lt looks like we're making progress, sir. 553 00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:53,031 This sample is over 20% petrocite. 554 00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:57,494 20% . Well , this little expedition may be worth something yet. 555 00:33:57,577 --> 00:33:58,954 Talk to me, George. 556 00:33:59,079 --> 00:34:00,830 Well , Mr. Blatz, 557 00:34:00,914 --> 00:34:03,708 l've been studying the results of the exploratories, 558 00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:08,505 and the big hit is right here at Kamp Kikakee. 559 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:09,756 [ Beep ] 560 00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:14,135 Man: Blatz here yet? 561 00:34:14,261 --> 00:34:17,847 [ Exhales deeply ] 562 00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:25,355 Did you get it? 563 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,274 No. 564 00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:29,943 l couldn't get the old lndian to budge. 565 00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:32,612 Sherman , he might as well be on another planet. 566 00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:35,991 l don't want your excuses. 567 00:34:36,116 --> 00:34:38,201 l want results. 568 00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:42,330 All right, Sherman , l'll give it another try. 569 00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:45,041 Do l have to remind you , Mr. Blatz, 570 00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:49,963 just how valuable petrocite is to the space program 571 00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:55,260 and every other defense contractor in the world? 572 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:57,762 What we're talking about here 573 00:34:57,846 --> 00:35:00,890 is the largest deposit ever found . 574 00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:04,853 There are millions at stake here. . . 575 00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:08,690 so why don't you get your tight, little lawyer's butt 576 00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:13,153 over to the camp and get me that lease? 577 00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:19,659 Learning to make a fire 578 00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:23,079 without matches and gasoline is essential . 579 00:35:23,163 --> 00:35:24,789 [ Birds chirping ] 580 00:35:24,873 --> 00:35:29,169 You need to know the basic physics of friction . 581 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:33,673 lt's a simple rule of nature. 582 00:35:33,757 --> 00:35:38,428 You know, you can make a fire this way. 583 00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:40,972 Boy, is it painful . 584 00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:43,475 Ow! 585 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:48,897 [ Leaves rustling , metal rattling ] 586 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:51,566 Do you believe this guy? 587 00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:54,569 Boys, look! 588 00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:57,447 A family of badgers. 589 00:35:57,530 --> 00:36:01,326 Just as l promised you -- actual nature. 590 00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:05,914 El Badgerus Maximus Ferocius with young . 591 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,666 The young look just like the regular badgers, 592 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:10,377 only smaller. 593 00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:13,088 Now, here's a lesson to be learned -- 594 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,632 although they look cute and cuddly, 595 00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:20,553 don't ever, ever do this to a family of badgers. 596 00:36:20,637 --> 00:36:22,430 Aba daba daba daba daba daba daba! 597 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:23,807 Aaaaah ! 598 00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:26,851 [ Badgers growling , chomping ] 599 00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:29,229 [ Ernest screaming ] 600 00:36:36,152 --> 00:36:39,906 All right! Time to practice first aid ! 601 00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:43,118 -- Hey, yeah , let's go! Come on ! -- Yeah ! 602 00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:48,915 [ Muffled voice ] This is a real nice field dressing , fellas, 603 00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:50,667 but l can't breathe. 604 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,335 [ Muffled laughter ] 605 00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:55,130 W-What's that, Ernest? l-l can't hear you . 606 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,298 You've got gauze in your mouth . 607 00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:59,968 l said l can't breathe! 608 00:37:00,093 --> 00:37:02,929 Get me out of here, fast! 609 00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:05,265 D-Did you say fast? 610 00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:06,850 Uh-huh . 611 00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:08,893 -- Uh-huh . -- [ Laughter ] 612 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:10,645 Okay, no -- no problem . 613 00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:13,565 We'll have you out of there in a jiffy. 614 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:15,942 [ Birds chirping ] 615 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:21,656 [ Keys jingle, engine turns over ] 616 00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:27,412 Just stick tight. We'll be out of there. 617 00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:28,913 Just hold on. 618 00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:34,878 [ Engine revs ] 619 00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:37,088 Mnh ! Mnh ! 620 00:37:38,882 --> 00:37:40,008 Mnh ! Mnh ! 621 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,387 [ Muffled shouting ] 622 00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:49,100 [ Shouting continues ] 623 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:56,191 Ahhh . 624 00:37:58,234 --> 00:38:00,904 [ Groans ] 625 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:03,615 [ Thud ] 626 00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:05,325 What happened? 627 00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:09,329 Uh , Ernest was teaching us first aid . 628 00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:12,790 Well . . .at least nobody was hurt. 629 00:38:12,874 --> 00:38:15,585 [ Ernest groans ] 630 00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:22,050 Look, Miss St. Cloud , how can l convince you here? 631 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:27,180 This is the chance of a lifetime for you and your grandfather. 632 00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:35,605 Now, he will receive 5 % -- 5 % royalty, chief -- 633 00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:37,774 on every ounce of petrocite 634 00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:41,152 that Krader Mining pulls from the ground . 635 00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:46,241 Now, we're talking a lot of money here. . . 636 00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:51,037 well over a million dollars in just the first year. 637 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:55,833 All right, l'll try again . . . 638 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:57,377 Thank you . 639 00:38:57,460 --> 00:39:00,547 But l know my grandfather. 640 00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:04,801 You will have great wealth 641 00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:09,806 if you let these men own the land . 642 00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:13,142 [ Speaking native language ] 643 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:24,404 He says, ''Who can own a tree? 644 00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:26,990 ''Who can own a rock? 645 00:39:27,073 --> 00:39:31,578 Only the great spirit.'' 646 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:34,122 [ Birds chirping ] 647 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,791 Mr. Blatz, this camp is here 648 00:39:36,874 --> 00:39:40,878 because these were ancient ceremonial grounds. 649 00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:45,675 My grandfather and l are the last members of our tribe. 650 00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:50,680 This is part of a sacred trust. 651 00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:55,476 My grandfather thinks of those boys as young braves 652 00:39:55,560 --> 00:40:00,064 who keep alive the tradition of our ancestors. 653 00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:01,941 [ lnhales deeply ] 654 00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:03,943 [ Briefcase clicks ] 655 00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:06,988 l'm sorry to hear that, Miss St. Cloud . . . 656 00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:12,493 . . .but have a nice day. 657 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:25,590 [ lndistinct conversations ] 658 00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:29,010 Hey, Bobby Wayne, let's see that. 659 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:31,596 Now, that is a real beauty. 660 00:40:31,721 --> 00:40:33,473 [ Click ] 661 00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:35,183 Let your old buddy Ernest 662 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:38,311 show you how to put a razor edge on that dog . 663 00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:40,355 How 'bout it? 664 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:43,691 First, you wet the stone. 665 00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:46,819 [ Slurps ] 666 00:40:46,903 --> 00:40:48,488 Ech ! 667 00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:50,907 That's the hard part. 668 00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:53,242 [ Smacks lips ] 669 00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:56,996 Then you hold the knife at a perfect 45-degree angle 670 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,749 and run it briskly down the stone. . . 671 00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:01,292 [ Metal scrapes ] 672 00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:05,880 And through the meat of the hand . 673 00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:08,591 There you go, razor sharp. 674 00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:10,510 Ah heh heh heh heh . 675 00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:13,179 ls that a rabbit over there? 676 00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:17,350 Owwww. 677 00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:22,355 -- First aid? -- First aid . 678 00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:25,274 [ Engine rumbling ] 679 00:41:28,778 --> 00:41:31,614 Eddie, the way l've got this figured is -- 680 00:41:31,698 --> 00:41:34,617 the new liver-loaf lunch arranger 681 00:41:34,701 --> 00:41:38,579 can feed the entire camp in -- in two minutes. 682 00:41:38,663 --> 00:41:41,916 l-lt slices, it dices, it juliennes. . . 683 00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:44,127 and it teaches respect! 684 00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:47,380 Yes, Jake, the liver-loaf lunch arranger 685 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,882 has taken us one step closer 686 00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:52,552 to the elusive eggs erroneous. 687 00:41:55,138 --> 00:41:57,140 Ready, Eddie?! 688 00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:59,350 Lobster bisque! 689 00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:01,769 Lobster bisque, here! Ready, ready! 690 00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:04,814 [ High-pitched voice ] No, no, not the lobster bisque! 691 00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:08,818 [ Normal voice ] Oh , you don't want to go in the liver-loaf arranger? 692 00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:10,570 [ High-pitched voice ] No! 693 00:42:10,653 --> 00:42:13,364 [ Normal voice ] Okay, l won't put you in there then . 694 00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:15,908 Get outta here! You and your sappy friend , too. 695 00:42:15,992 --> 00:42:17,827 [ High-pitched voice ] No, no! 696 00:42:17,910 --> 00:42:20,705 Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 697 00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:23,207 l love crustaceans, Jake. Put him in. 698 00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:25,710 All right, got it, Jake. Got it. 699 00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:27,628 Elevate, elevate! 700 00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:29,630 Pretty good , Jake. 701 00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:32,049 Chicken potpie! 702 00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:33,843 Chicken . . . 703 00:42:33,926 --> 00:42:35,803 [ Clucking ] 704 00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:38,014 Pot. . . 705 00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:39,807 Pie! 706 00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:41,517 Chicken potpie, Jake. 707 00:42:41,601 --> 00:42:43,728 Comin' your way, Eddie! Rockin' fire! 708 00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:46,063 Shoot it, baby! Shoot it! 709 00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:49,025 Ah ha ha! 710 00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:52,153 [ Motor whirring ] 711 00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:56,032 l want you to go long this time, Eddie. 712 00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:57,950 Ready, Jake! 713 00:42:58,034 --> 00:43:01,704 And now for Fettuccine Alfredo. 714 00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:03,790 Fettuccine Alfredo, Jake. 715 00:43:03,873 --> 00:43:07,376 First, the fettuccine. . . 716 00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:09,921 And then a little ltalian named Fredo. 717 00:43:10,046 --> 00:43:12,215 [ ltalian accent ] No, mamma mia! 718 00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:14,425 Not in the liver-loaf arranger! 719 00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:16,052 [ Normal voice ] Of course in there. 720 00:43:16,177 --> 00:43:17,762 Let 'er rip, Jake. 721 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:20,389 [ Motor whirring ] 722 00:43:20,473 --> 00:43:23,476 All right! Yeah! 723 00:43:23,559 --> 00:43:24,769 Ech ! 724 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:29,106 [ Air hissing ] 725 00:43:29,190 --> 00:43:30,775 [ Groaning ] 726 00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:33,444 [ Crickets chirp ] 727 00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:39,116 [ Straining ] 728 00:43:39,242 --> 00:43:43,079 Uhh ! [ Breathing heavily ] 729 00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:16,863 [ Jet engine blasts, roars ] 730 00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:21,117 [ Whistling ] 731 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,869 Aah ! 732 00:44:22,952 --> 00:44:25,371 Ah heh heh heh heh heh heh . 733 00:44:25,454 --> 00:44:28,124 [ Sizzling ] 734 00:44:28,207 --> 00:44:30,543 Owwwww! 735 00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:32,962 [ Gasps ] Ugh ! 736 00:44:35,464 --> 00:44:37,884 [ Metal clanks ] 737 00:44:37,967 --> 00:44:40,386 -- [ Sizzling ] -- Oww! 738 00:44:40,469 --> 00:44:42,305 [ Chips clinking ] 739 00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:44,390 lt's all right. 740 00:44:44,473 --> 00:44:46,726 Yeah , it's okay here. . . 741 00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:49,270 compared to the institute. 742 00:44:49,395 --> 00:44:52,815 Yeah . l sort of like actual nature. 743 00:44:52,899 --> 00:44:55,818 Full boat -- ladies and cowboys. 744 00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:57,278 Aw, man ! 745 00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:59,030 That's it for me. 746 00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:01,741 What are y'all doin' , huh? 747 00:45:01,824 --> 00:45:03,659 Ahh , poker. 748 00:45:03,743 --> 00:45:06,954 lt looks like l'm gonna have to teach you 749 00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:08,664 a little lesson in gaming . 750 00:45:08,748 --> 00:45:10,750 Put on the eggs, mama, 751 00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:14,962 'cause daddy's gonna bring home the bacon , know what l mean? 752 00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:17,715 Oh , sure, Ernest. Hey, deal him in , Oz. 753 00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:19,842 Come on over here, good luck. 754 00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:23,804 Yeah , l remember once l was playing dollar ante 755 00:45:23,888 --> 00:45:25,973 with a bunch of roughnecks 756 00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:29,727 from down around the oil fields of Delacroix. 757 00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:33,522 We were playing 5-card Mexican Gorilla Sweat, 758 00:45:33,606 --> 00:45:35,441 deuces and treses wild , 759 00:45:35,524 --> 00:45:39,820 and , boys, l was catching cards like l had 1 2 fingers, 760 00:45:39,946 --> 00:45:41,530 know what l mean? 761 00:45:41,614 --> 00:45:43,866 [ Chips clinking ] 762 00:45:43,950 --> 00:45:46,577 l get paid on Fridays. 763 00:45:46,661 --> 00:45:50,665 l could let you have $30 a week. 764 00:45:50,790 --> 00:45:56,712 That means l'd be paid up in 1 4 years. . . 765 00:45:56,796 --> 00:46:00,091 and a couple of months. 766 00:46:00,216 --> 00:46:02,635 Ohh . 767 00:46:02,718 --> 00:46:05,721 [ Engine rumbling ] 768 00:46:15,731 --> 00:46:18,109 Site four's got to be cleared tonight, 769 00:46:18,192 --> 00:46:19,777 and they're still in there! 770 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:22,655 Listen to me! There are such things as laws. 771 00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:24,365 There are proper channels. 772 00:46:24,448 --> 00:46:27,410 You can't just go into somebody's house and take -- 773 00:46:27,493 --> 00:46:29,328 Hey. . . 774 00:46:29,412 --> 00:46:31,580 What are you doing here? 775 00:46:31,664 --> 00:46:32,957 They're still in there! 776 00:46:33,082 --> 00:46:36,168 Sherman , can we not give this family 777 00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:38,254 just a little more time? 778 00:46:38,379 --> 00:46:41,841 Do they have any legal right to be there? 779 00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:44,468 Technically. . .no. 780 00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:47,680 Then get rid of them . 781 00:46:47,763 --> 00:46:50,099 Thank you . 782 00:46:50,182 --> 00:46:54,478 This house is the last thing in our way. 783 00:47:04,363 --> 00:47:07,616 [ Woman and girl crying ] 784 00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:18,335 l'll tell you , you ain't gonna take our home. 785 00:47:18,419 --> 00:47:20,296 l don't care what the paper says. 786 00:47:20,421 --> 00:47:22,590 Woman : No! No! 787 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:25,342 -- Get outta here! -- l'm out! 788 00:47:25,426 --> 00:47:27,803 Get out of here now! 789 00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:32,767 Now, why don't you give me some more of your excuses 790 00:47:32,892 --> 00:47:36,312 as to why you don't have that lease for Kamp Kikakee?! 791 00:47:39,065 --> 00:47:41,067 [ Door closes, engine turns over ] 792 00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:42,651 [ Crying continues ] 793 00:47:42,777 --> 00:47:47,531 Boy, the guys are gonna love this. 794 00:47:47,615 --> 00:47:50,576 Am l a genius or what? 795 00:47:50,659 --> 00:47:53,079 [ Metal clanking ] 796 00:47:53,162 --> 00:47:55,664 [ Fire crackling ] 797 00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:09,095 [ Engine turns over, rumbles ] 798 00:48:12,765 --> 00:48:15,184 [ Squeaking ] 799 00:48:31,117 --> 00:48:36,205 [ Whistling melodically ] 800 00:48:36,330 --> 00:48:38,415 [ Engine stops ] 801 00:48:40,209 --> 00:48:42,419 [ Engine starts ] 802 00:48:42,503 --> 00:48:46,465 Heh heh heh heh heh . 803 00:48:46,549 --> 00:48:49,218 [ Squeaking ] 804 00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:54,056 [ Creaking ] 805 00:49:02,982 --> 00:49:04,191 Oh ! Oh ! 806 00:49:04,316 --> 00:49:08,154 Oh! Oh, oh! Oh! 807 00:49:08,237 --> 00:49:11,282 Ohh ! No, no, No-o-o-o! 808 00:49:11,365 --> 00:49:14,243 Oh! Oh! 809 00:49:14,326 --> 00:49:17,371 Oh! 810 00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:20,332 Aaah ! Aaah ! 811 00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:23,043 [ Engine stops ] 812 00:49:23,169 --> 00:49:26,213 Ah heh heh heh heh heh heh . 813 00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:27,506 [ Engine starts ] 814 00:49:27,631 --> 00:49:29,466 Aaaaah ! 815 00:49:29,592 --> 00:49:30,759 Aaaaah ! 816 00:49:30,843 --> 00:49:32,469 Aah ! Aah ! 817 00:49:32,553 --> 00:49:34,013 Aah ! Aah ! Aah ! Aah ! 818 00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:35,723 Ow! Ooh ! 819 00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:38,642 [ Air hisses ] 820 00:49:38,726 --> 00:49:41,145 Ahhh . Ahhh . 821 00:49:41,228 --> 00:49:42,605 Uh ! 822 00:49:42,688 --> 00:49:44,815 [ Mud sloshing ] 823 00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:49,153 Uh ! Uh-uh-uh ! 824 00:49:50,654 --> 00:49:52,615 [ lndistinct conversations ] 825 00:50:00,789 --> 00:50:03,417 [ Boy laughs ] 826 00:50:10,299 --> 00:50:12,218 Men... 827 00:50:12,301 --> 00:50:15,679 Before we begin today's activities, 828 00:50:15,763 --> 00:50:17,640 l want to remind you 829 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:21,477 that as a part of the path of the brave, 830 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,230 each cabin will have a project. 831 00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:26,774 That project should reflect 832 00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:30,277 the proud tradition of Kamp Kikakee. 833 00:50:30,402 --> 00:50:34,156 -- Wow. -- Wow. -- Wow. 834 00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:37,660 The winner of last year's competition 835 00:50:37,743 --> 00:50:41,372 made a full lndian ceremonial headdress. 836 00:50:41,455 --> 00:50:44,541 -- So what? -- So what? -- So what? 837 00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:46,418 This year... 838 00:50:46,502 --> 00:50:50,798 l hope that one of our group will do even better. 839 00:50:50,923 --> 00:50:53,467 Okay, fellas, let's get to it! 840 00:50:53,592 --> 00:50:56,011 [ Cheers and applause ] 841 00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:59,014 [ lndistinct conversations ] 842 00:51:02,184 --> 00:51:06,146 Okay, men , l want you to give some special thought 843 00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:09,692 to the competition Mr. Tipton talked about. 844 00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:14,071 Who knows? We might even beat 'em at their own game. 845 00:51:14,196 --> 00:51:16,448 Yeah , with a little teamwork, 846 00:51:16,532 --> 00:51:19,743 with a little blood and sweat and tears, 847 00:51:19,868 --> 00:51:22,121 we might just win . 848 00:51:22,204 --> 00:51:26,250 Oh, come on, even a flounder takes sides. 849 00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:30,629 Anybody got any ideas? 850 00:51:30,713 --> 00:51:33,924 We could quit 'cause we don't have a chance. 851 00:51:34,008 --> 00:51:35,759 Quit? 852 00:51:35,843 --> 00:51:38,846 Well , you know they ain't gonna let us win anything . 853 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:41,015 They don't even want us to be here. 854 00:51:41,140 --> 00:51:44,226 Man: Let's move out! Everybody to the archery range! 855 00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:46,687 Come on , fellas, we got to at least try. 856 00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:49,690 l know! We could build an authentic lndian tepee. 857 00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:52,151 You know, we could cut some tall poles, 858 00:51:52,234 --> 00:51:56,405 and we could get some paint and some special lashings and -- 859 00:51:56,488 --> 00:51:58,699 [ Sighs ] 860 00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:03,120 Ernest, if you really want to build a tepee, l'll help you . 861 00:52:03,245 --> 00:52:06,332 Move it, short stuff! We're waiting! 862 00:52:08,917 --> 00:52:11,837 [ Bird caws ] 863 00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:17,343 2 1 degrees northwest by 7 degrees southeast. . . 864 00:52:17,426 --> 00:52:20,179 divided by 6, carry the one. 865 00:52:20,262 --> 00:52:23,307 Miss St. Cloud: Oh, hi, Ernest. 866 00:52:23,390 --> 00:52:25,392 Oh , hi , Nurse St. Cloud . 867 00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:27,186 Are you lost again? 868 00:52:27,269 --> 00:52:30,564 Oh , no, no, no. The woods are my home. 869 00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:33,484 Yes, l have a working knowledge 870 00:52:33,567 --> 00:52:36,612 of every square inch of this camp. 871 00:52:36,695 --> 00:52:38,655 l am at one with nature. 872 00:52:38,781 --> 00:52:41,367 Yeah , it's all right here -- 873 00:52:41,450 --> 00:52:43,827 a keen sense of direction 874 00:52:43,911 --> 00:52:48,540 and a firm grasp on the throttle that controls the elements. 875 00:52:48,665 --> 00:52:51,752 Here. Have something to eat. 876 00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:53,462 Thank you . Ahh ! 877 00:52:53,545 --> 00:52:56,840 Peanut butter on white bread -- 878 00:52:56,924 --> 00:53:00,302 my favorite rustic outdoor food . 879 00:53:00,386 --> 00:53:01,970 [ Bird caws ] 880 00:53:02,054 --> 00:53:06,392 Ah , this is the life -- the great outdoors, 881 00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:10,145 a beautiful woman , plenty of food , 882 00:53:10,229 --> 00:53:12,648 and fire ants. 883 00:53:12,731 --> 00:53:15,526 Fire ants?! 884 00:53:15,609 --> 00:53:18,362 Ahhh ! 885 00:53:18,445 --> 00:53:20,614 Owwww! 886 00:53:20,697 --> 00:53:24,451 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 887 00:53:24,535 --> 00:53:26,286 [ Laughter ] 888 00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:29,665 Shh ! Whatever you do, keep a straight face. 889 00:53:29,748 --> 00:53:32,668 Ernest, the boys are here to see you . 890 00:53:32,751 --> 00:53:35,754 Hey, Ernest! You okay? 891 00:53:35,838 --> 00:53:38,966 We heard about the army of fire ants. 892 00:53:39,091 --> 00:53:42,928 Yeah , we brought you a cheer-up present. Here. 893 00:53:43,011 --> 00:53:45,347 Ah ! Thanks, fellas. 894 00:53:45,431 --> 00:53:48,934 You know, whatever they may say about you , l'm gonna say, ''Hey, 895 00:53:49,017 --> 00:53:51,979 ''you're talking about my guys,'' know what l mean? 896 00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:55,732 Go ahead , smell them , Ernest. They're good . 897 00:53:55,816 --> 00:53:57,484 Mmm . 898 00:53:57,568 --> 00:54:03,115 Notice their aromatic bouquet. 899 00:54:03,198 --> 00:54:05,200 [ Sniffing ] 900 00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:09,204 This is swell . 901 00:54:09,329 --> 00:54:11,832 This is the best get-well present l ever had , know what l mean? 902 00:54:11,957 --> 00:54:14,126 Well , we'll see you , Ernest. 903 00:54:14,209 --> 00:54:16,587 Yeah , man , we'll be seeing you . 904 00:54:16,670 --> 00:54:18,630 -- Catch you later. -- Bouquet! 905 00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:20,215 Well , thanks, fellas. 906 00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:22,509 Oh , man ! 907 00:54:22,593 --> 00:54:24,344 [ Laughter ] 908 00:54:24,428 --> 00:54:28,265 Those kids are really great, aren't they? 909 00:54:28,348 --> 00:54:31,226 That's what they brought you?! 910 00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:34,104 lt's a get-well present from the boys. 911 00:54:34,188 --> 00:54:37,065 That's poison ivy, Ernest, 912 00:54:37,149 --> 00:54:40,694 and with that much coverage, 913 00:54:40,777 --> 00:54:43,363 you're gonna need another shot. 914 00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:47,159 Not again ! 915 00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:49,661 Gosh ! 916 00:54:49,745 --> 00:54:52,164 He was hugging it and everything . 917 00:54:52,247 --> 00:54:55,125 He said it was his best get-well present. 918 00:54:55,209 --> 00:54:56,960 Boys... 919 00:54:57,044 --> 00:55:00,756 l'm really disappointed in you . 920 00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:03,342 That wasn't very nice. 921 00:55:03,425 --> 00:55:05,552 l was just a joke. 922 00:55:05,677 --> 00:55:09,097 Yeah , besides, he's a jerk. 923 00:55:09,181 --> 00:55:12,976 Y-Yeah , well , we didn't mean to do anything or. . . 924 00:55:13,060 --> 00:55:16,230 Crutchfield: Yeah, we didn't mean nothing by it. 925 00:55:16,355 --> 00:55:21,860 Okay, okay, you're right. 926 00:55:33,539 --> 00:55:38,710 lt seems like the harder l try, the worse things get. 927 00:55:41,797 --> 00:55:46,635 l like the boys, but l don't think they like me. 928 00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:53,308 Mr. Tipton's chewed me out twice. 929 00:55:53,392 --> 00:55:58,230 l guess l had it coming , but it's still no fun , 930 00:55:58,313 --> 00:56:01,149 know what l mean? 931 00:56:01,233 --> 00:56:06,113 This counselor business is harder than l thought, 932 00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:08,865 but it's what l want to do. 933 00:56:08,949 --> 00:56:14,913 Come on , Pokey, l need to talk to somebody. 934 00:56:14,997 --> 00:56:18,500 l know you're dormant and coldblooded 935 00:56:18,584 --> 00:56:20,377 and all that, but -- 936 00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:22,129 Ow! 937 00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:23,922 Ow! 938 00:56:24,006 --> 00:56:25,674 Ow! Pokey! 939 00:56:25,757 --> 00:56:28,969 Ow! You heartless beast! 940 00:56:29,094 --> 00:56:31,888 Ow! Ow! [ Panting ] 941 00:56:32,014 --> 00:56:34,016 Pokey, Pokey, my sinuses! 942 00:56:34,099 --> 00:56:37,853 Pokey! Oh ! You said you'd never do this again ! 943 00:56:37,936 --> 00:56:41,815 Ow! Ow! 944 00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:44,359 [ Door squeaks ] 945 00:56:44,443 --> 00:56:47,988 Heh heh heh heh heh heh . 946 00:56:48,071 --> 00:56:50,282 Hey, Ernest! 947 00:56:50,365 --> 00:56:54,286 You got a turtle on your nose, man ! 948 00:56:54,369 --> 00:56:56,330 Oh , no, no, i-it's a zit. 949 00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:59,750 lt comes back every now and then . Heh heh . 950 00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:03,879 Hey, come on , fellas, we can jerk that sucker off there in just a second . 951 00:57:03,962 --> 00:57:05,631 No! No, no! 952 00:57:05,714 --> 00:57:09,301 The only way to get him off is to sing him to sleep! 953 00:57:09,384 --> 00:57:12,387 Okay, guys, come on . Okay. 954 00:57:12,471 --> 00:57:16,058 A-one, A-two, A-one, two, three. 955 00:57:16,141 --> 00:57:19,978 " Remember me and you and you and me " 956 00:57:20,103 --> 00:57:25,025 " No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be " 957 00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:29,529 " The only one for me is you and you for me " 958 00:57:29,655 --> 00:57:32,991 " So happy together " 959 00:57:33,116 --> 00:57:37,537 " So, how is the weather? " 960 00:57:37,621 --> 00:57:40,540 [ Engine rumbling ] 961 00:57:40,624 --> 00:57:43,627 [ Birds chirping ] 962 00:57:59,643 --> 00:58:03,063 [ Saw scraping , sandpaper scratching ] 963 00:58:03,146 --> 00:58:06,233 Boy: What's going on? 964 00:58:11,530 --> 00:58:13,198 [ Hammer pounding ] 965 00:58:13,281 --> 00:58:17,786 Well , look who's here. lt's the last-chance boys. 966 00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:19,413 How you doin' , guys? 967 00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:22,290 They let you guys run around loose? 968 00:58:22,374 --> 00:58:24,376 What are you makin'? 969 00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:28,338 lt looks like a skeleton or something . 970 00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:30,173 lt's a kayak, airhead , 971 00:58:30,257 --> 00:58:33,343 and this baby's gonna win the competition 972 00:58:33,468 --> 00:58:35,887 again for us this year, pal . 973 00:58:39,474 --> 00:58:41,309 What are you guys making? 974 00:58:41,435 --> 00:58:43,145 None of your business. 975 00:58:43,228 --> 00:58:45,188 Oh , a secret project, huh? 976 00:58:45,272 --> 00:58:47,566 l wonder what that could be. 977 00:58:47,649 --> 00:58:50,110 l bet they don't have anything . 978 00:58:50,193 --> 00:58:53,029 -- We do too! -- Oh , sure you do. 979 00:58:53,113 --> 00:58:57,826 Hey, you don't know nothing about nothing , blondie, and l know that for a fact. 980 00:58:57,909 --> 00:58:59,870 Yeah , you'll see it soon enough ! 981 00:58:59,995 --> 00:59:02,456 -- Yeah , when we win . -- Ooh , l'm real scared . 982 00:59:02,581 --> 00:59:05,667 That's it, man . Come on , push me, punk! Come on ! 983 00:59:05,792 --> 00:59:07,753 l'll have you singing soprano! 984 00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:09,588 -- Shut up! -- Come on , Vargas. 985 00:59:09,671 --> 00:59:11,631 -- Don't tempt me. -- Come on , man . 986 00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:16,470 They don't have anything . 987 00:59:16,553 --> 00:59:18,638 Boy, what a bunch of losers. 988 00:59:18,764 --> 00:59:20,974 [ Scoffs ] 989 00:59:21,057 --> 00:59:24,686 -- Okay, guys, come on! -- " You got me climbin' " 990 00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:26,730 " Up from the bottom " 991 00:59:26,855 --> 00:59:31,109 " You got me thinkin' that we just can't lose " 992 00:59:31,193 --> 00:59:33,403 " By pullin' together " 993 00:59:33,487 --> 00:59:35,697 " We're gettin' stronger " 994 00:59:35,781 --> 00:59:39,826 " We got a second chance, and we'll break through " 995 00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:42,996 " 'Cause when you're fightin' for your life " 996 00:59:43,121 --> 00:59:46,416 " You hold on tight " 997 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:49,544 " Don't let go till you see the light " 998 00:59:49,628 --> 00:59:52,756 " Can't stop till the race is run " 999 00:59:52,881 --> 00:59:55,258 -- Yeah! -- All right! -- " We're gonna win this one " 1000 00:59:55,342 --> 00:59:58,220 -- Whoo-hoo! -- Yeah ! 1001 00:59:58,303 --> 01:00:00,722 You know, Moose, 1002 01:00:00,806 --> 01:00:05,268 recreating your genuine lndian artifact 1003 01:00:05,393 --> 01:00:10,357 is not just another handicraft. lt is a art. 1004 01:00:10,482 --> 01:00:13,693 -- Ernest? -- Mm-hmm? 1005 01:00:13,819 --> 01:00:17,197 Do you think if we win this contest, 1006 01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,574 we could stay here forever 1007 01:00:19,658 --> 01:00:23,829 and not have to go back to that old institute? 1008 01:00:23,912 --> 01:00:25,497 [ Sighs ] 1009 01:00:25,580 --> 01:00:28,166 Well , if it was up to me, Moose, 1010 01:00:28,250 --> 01:00:31,002 you'd stay right here from now on . 1011 01:00:31,086 --> 01:00:34,214 ls it up to you? 1012 01:00:34,339 --> 01:00:36,508 No. 1013 01:00:36,591 --> 01:00:40,011 l didn't think so. 1014 01:00:40,095 --> 01:00:42,514 [ Gunshot ] 1015 01:00:46,434 --> 01:00:50,021 [ Gunshot ] 1016 01:00:50,105 --> 01:00:51,982 [ Shell clinks ] 1017 01:00:54,526 --> 01:00:57,779 Well , it's no use talking to the old lndian . 1018 01:00:57,863 --> 01:00:59,865 [ Gunshot ] 1019 01:01:02,450 --> 01:01:04,536 [ Shell clinks ] 1020 01:01:04,619 --> 01:01:07,664 l mean , the old guy can't stop talking 1021 01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:09,374 about the old ways -- 1022 01:01:09,457 --> 01:01:12,377 spirits, this kind of voodoo mumbo jumbo. 1023 01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:13,879 [ Gunshot ] 1024 01:01:16,256 --> 01:01:18,842 Sherman , you don't understand . 1025 01:01:18,967 --> 01:01:22,095 The old guy will not listen to reason . 1026 01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:23,763 [ Shell clinks ] 1027 01:01:23,847 --> 01:01:26,516 l mean , who can own a tree? 1028 01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:31,271 [ Laughing ] What? 1029 01:01:31,354 --> 01:01:33,940 Nothing . 1030 01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:36,985 You just haven't tried hard enough . 1031 01:01:37,068 --> 01:01:38,778 Money talks! 1032 01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:42,115 Sherman , we could be on very shaky ground here. 1033 01:01:42,198 --> 01:01:44,034 There's the old treaty -- 1034 01:01:44,117 --> 01:01:47,537 This is the real world ! We're playing hardball ! 1035 01:01:47,621 --> 01:01:50,165 You just can't be soft and polite 1036 01:01:50,290 --> 01:01:53,001 and expect things to come your way! 1037 01:01:53,084 --> 01:01:58,131 l got too much riding on this. . . 1038 01:01:58,256 --> 01:02:01,259 and l'm not gonna let some old lndian 1039 01:02:01,343 --> 01:02:03,929 throw a monkey wrench into it. 1040 01:02:11,186 --> 01:02:13,313 [ Gunshot ] 1041 01:02:13,396 --> 01:02:17,108 Hey, hand me that string over there, will you? 1042 01:02:17,192 --> 01:02:19,027 Okay. 1043 01:02:19,110 --> 01:02:22,489 Yeah, the inside's really starting to look nice. 1044 01:02:22,614 --> 01:02:27,535 These boys have really jumped into this competition with both feet. 1045 01:02:27,619 --> 01:02:30,622 They just needed something to be proud of. 1046 01:02:33,458 --> 01:02:37,253 Hey, Crutch , next time l run away from the institute, 1047 01:02:37,379 --> 01:02:40,507 l'm gonna build myself one of these things. 1048 01:02:40,632 --> 01:02:42,592 Hey, dudes, check it out. 1049 01:02:42,717 --> 01:02:44,761 Now, that's no slouch job. 1050 01:02:44,844 --> 01:02:48,264 Hey, you know, we just might win this thing . 1051 01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:51,101 You know, l think l might have a knack 1052 01:02:51,226 --> 01:02:53,061 for this construction biz. 1053 01:02:53,144 --> 01:02:54,479 [ Knife clinking ] 1054 01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:57,023 [ Birds chirping ] 1055 01:02:57,107 --> 01:02:59,442 Somebody give me a hand. 1056 01:02:59,526 --> 01:03:01,778 Hey, l'll help you out. 1057 01:03:01,861 --> 01:03:05,198 And then he thought he heard it, 1058 01:03:05,281 --> 01:03:08,910 and that's when Vernon turned around 1059 01:03:08,994 --> 01:03:12,122 and looked in his rear window, 1060 01:03:12,247 --> 01:03:15,834 and there, staring back at him , 1061 01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:17,877 was the Hook Man ! 1062 01:03:17,961 --> 01:03:21,840 Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 1063 01:03:21,923 --> 01:03:25,802 So, he stomped on the gas, and he tore outta there! 1064 01:03:25,927 --> 01:03:29,597 And the next day, Vernon went out to get in his car, 1065 01:03:29,681 --> 01:03:34,102 and there, hanging on the rearview mirror, 1066 01:03:34,185 --> 01:03:36,104 was the hook! 1067 01:03:36,187 --> 01:03:39,024 l thought it was supposed to be on the door handle. 1068 01:03:39,107 --> 01:03:40,275 -- Ha ha. -- Yeah. 1069 01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:41,901 Yeah , it was originally, 1070 01:03:42,027 --> 01:03:45,488 but, uh , but then Vernon hung it on the rearview mirror, 1071 01:03:45,613 --> 01:03:48,867 you know, like a souvenir, like dice and baby shoes. 1072 01:03:48,992 --> 01:03:51,953 Uh-huh . 1073 01:03:52,037 --> 01:03:57,042 Ah heh . Well , does anybody else, uh , have an interesting story? 1074 01:03:57,167 --> 01:04:01,504 Uh , chief, uh , can you tell us a big story? 1075 01:04:01,629 --> 01:04:06,259 Heh heh heh . 1076 01:04:06,342 --> 01:04:11,598 [ Speaking native language ] 1077 01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:17,062 l speak to the young braves 1078 01:04:17,145 --> 01:04:21,149 so that they may know of the old ways. 1079 01:04:21,232 --> 01:04:24,903 [ Speaking native language ] 1080 01:04:24,986 --> 01:04:28,990 l speak to them so that they may know 1081 01:04:29,115 --> 01:04:34,204 what this ground holds of the spirits of the past. 1082 01:04:34,329 --> 01:04:37,332 [ Speaking native language ] 1083 01:04:42,504 --> 01:04:47,342 When a young brave was ready to become a warrior, 1084 01:04:47,425 --> 01:04:49,803 it was here that he was called 1085 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:52,222 by the wise men and the elders. 1086 01:04:52,305 --> 01:04:55,350 [ Speaking native language ] 1087 01:04:55,433 --> 01:04:59,020 lf he had faith in the great one, 1088 01:04:59,104 --> 01:05:02,232 the knife would not cut him. 1089 01:05:02,357 --> 01:05:05,443 [ Speaking native language ] 1090 01:05:05,527 --> 01:05:09,114 lf he had courage, true courage, 1091 01:05:09,197 --> 01:05:13,493 the rock would not break him. 1092 01:05:13,576 --> 01:05:18,331 [ Speaking native language ] 1093 01:05:18,414 --> 01:05:21,751 lf the brave was pure of heart, 1094 01:05:21,835 --> 01:05:24,838 the arrow could not catch him. 1095 01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:28,383 [ Speaking native language ] 1096 01:05:28,466 --> 01:05:32,637 And then he would become a warrior, 1097 01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:35,056 as someday you will. 1098 01:05:35,140 --> 01:05:37,058 [ Speaking native language ] 1099 01:05:41,104 --> 01:05:42,772 And that was called 1100 01:05:42,856 --> 01:05:46,776 the ceremony of the blade, the stone, and the arrow. 1101 01:05:46,901 --> 01:05:51,364 Like in our culture -- paper, rock, scissors. 1102 01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:57,078 [ All groan ] 1103 01:05:57,203 --> 01:06:00,290 [ Bird calling in distance ] 1104 01:06:00,373 --> 01:06:02,584 [ Laughter ] 1105 01:06:02,667 --> 01:06:05,587 Man , that sure was some rap the old chief was putting on us. 1106 01:06:05,670 --> 01:06:07,839 Yeah , l wonder if that stuff is true. 1107 01:06:07,922 --> 01:06:10,383 Well , you wouldn't catch me standing around 1108 01:06:10,466 --> 01:06:12,760 letting some lunatic throw knives at me. 1109 01:06:12,844 --> 01:06:14,179 Whap! 1110 01:06:14,262 --> 01:06:16,389 [ Fire igniting ] 1111 01:06:16,514 --> 01:06:19,851 Oh , no! That's our tepee! 1112 01:06:25,607 --> 01:06:29,194 Who did this? 1113 01:06:33,364 --> 01:06:37,660 Who do you think? 1114 01:06:37,744 --> 01:06:40,330 Man , let's get 'em ! 1115 01:06:40,455 --> 01:06:43,041 Yeah , come on ! 1116 01:06:48,046 --> 01:06:51,216 Looks like you fellas forgot something here. 1117 01:06:51,299 --> 01:06:54,677 [ Sniffs ] We wouldn't want you to get thirsty, 1118 01:06:54,761 --> 01:06:58,014 now, would we, fellas? 1119 01:06:58,097 --> 01:07:02,435 So we come to repay the favor. 1120 01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:06,022 [ lndistinct shouting , fighting ] 1121 01:07:06,105 --> 01:07:09,025 Mr. Tipton: Your boys are out of control. 1122 01:07:09,108 --> 01:07:12,403 l mean, this last fight, it was the last straw. 1123 01:07:12,487 --> 01:07:15,573 l've got other campers l've got to think about here. 1124 01:07:15,657 --> 01:07:17,825 l think it's best for all concerned 1125 01:07:17,951 --> 01:07:20,870 if we just send them all back to the institution , 1126 01:07:20,954 --> 01:07:23,581 where they can get the supervision they need . 1127 01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:25,583 Don't do it, sir. 1128 01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:29,712 Ernest, it's not really your fault. lt's my fault. 1129 01:07:29,796 --> 01:07:33,508 l thought you could do it. l was wrong . 1130 01:07:33,591 --> 01:07:36,094 But it's not fair to send them back. 1131 01:07:36,219 --> 01:07:39,597 lt's not their fault. Maybe l was a bad counselor. 1132 01:07:39,681 --> 01:07:42,392 They shouldn't have to suffer for that. 1133 01:07:42,517 --> 01:07:47,814 Look, if you give the second-chance boys another chance 1134 01:07:47,939 --> 01:07:51,651 and me another chance, that'll be three chances, 1135 01:07:51,776 --> 01:07:56,072 and added to the two chances we had before, that makes. . . 1136 01:07:56,197 --> 01:07:59,325 five or six chances -- carry the one -- 1137 01:07:59,450 --> 01:08:02,078 Okay, Ernest, one more chance. 1138 01:08:02,203 --> 01:08:04,289 l'll let the boys stay, 1139 01:08:04,372 --> 01:08:07,959 but they better get with the program . . . 1140 01:08:08,042 --> 01:08:09,919 you know what l mean? 1141 01:08:10,044 --> 01:08:13,464 Oh , l know what you mean . Yes, sir. Thank you . 1142 01:08:13,548 --> 01:08:16,801 [ Speaking Japanese ] Thank you . 1143 01:08:17,969 --> 01:08:19,429 They were all set 1144 01:08:19,554 --> 01:08:22,890 to send you boys back to the institute, 1145 01:08:22,974 --> 01:08:26,853 when you-know-who stepped in and saved the day. 1146 01:08:26,978 --> 01:08:30,189 See? l told you he wasn't such a dork. 1147 01:08:30,315 --> 01:08:32,775 But they burned it, Ernest. 1148 01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:35,403 One monkey don't stop no show. 1149 01:08:35,486 --> 01:08:37,864 We can still win this thing . 1150 01:08:37,947 --> 01:08:40,992 Aw, come on , Ernest, what's the point? 1151 01:08:41,075 --> 01:08:43,870 The point is to do your best always, 1152 01:08:43,953 --> 01:08:46,539 to always give it your best shot, 1153 01:08:46,622 --> 01:08:51,002 [ Deep voice ] to boldly go where no man has gone before. 1154 01:08:51,085 --> 01:08:54,130 [ Normal voice ] lt's the path of the brave. 1155 01:08:54,213 --> 01:08:57,550 Well , l don't know about you guys, 1156 01:08:57,675 --> 01:09:01,429 but l'm not gonna let 'em put me down . 1157 01:09:01,512 --> 01:09:04,766 l'm gonna build this thing over. 1158 01:09:08,519 --> 01:09:11,564 Hey, yeah, guys, he's right. 1159 01:09:11,647 --> 01:09:13,441 Come on , let's go. 1160 01:09:13,524 --> 01:09:17,820 Ernest, it's a lead-pipe city. 1161 01:09:17,904 --> 01:09:20,615 Yeah . 1162 01:09:30,792 --> 01:09:33,461 [ Vehicle approaches ] 1163 01:09:42,053 --> 01:09:46,724 [ Brakes squeak, engine stops ] 1164 01:09:50,645 --> 01:09:54,482 [ Car door closes ] 1165 01:09:57,276 --> 01:10:01,239 Mr. Wind Cloud . . . 1166 01:10:01,364 --> 01:10:04,200 Ah , this looks like a museum . 1167 01:10:04,283 --> 01:10:08,371 Ha ha ha! l can feel the history here. 1168 01:10:08,454 --> 01:10:11,749 Mr. Wind Cloud , l am Sherman Krader, 1169 01:10:11,833 --> 01:10:14,127 Krader Mining Corporation . 1170 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:18,923 My attorney, Mr. Blatz, has conveyed to you my very -- 1171 01:10:19,006 --> 01:10:21,801 [ Birds chirping ] 1172 01:10:25,763 --> 01:10:28,850 My attorney, Mr. Blatz, 1173 01:10:28,933 --> 01:10:32,437 has conveyed to you my very generous offer 1174 01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:36,357 to obtain a lease on a portion of land that you , 1175 01:10:36,482 --> 01:10:40,528 as one of the last members of your tribe, control . 1176 01:10:40,611 --> 01:10:44,115 l'll -- and l'm here to double that offer. 1177 01:10:44,198 --> 01:10:46,826 l know it's not very fair to me, 1178 01:10:46,951 --> 01:10:49,579 but, um , l realize there's a lot 1179 01:10:49,704 --> 01:10:52,290 of sentimental attachment here, 1180 01:10:52,415 --> 01:10:55,001 and l'm prepared to offer you 1181 01:10:55,126 --> 01:10:58,129 a 1 0% royalty on all the petrocite 1182 01:10:58,212 --> 01:11:02,884 that we can mine out of the Kikakee area -- 1 0% ! 1183 01:11:06,304 --> 01:11:08,514 Mr. Wind Cloud . . . 1184 01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:13,186 Mr. Wind Cloud , l don't think you understand . 1185 01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:17,607 Now, you'd be a fool not to sign this paper. 1186 01:11:17,732 --> 01:11:21,277 Mr. Wind Cloud , you have to sign this paper! 1187 01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:23,279 lt's your patriotic duty! 1188 01:11:23,404 --> 01:11:24,739 [ Pen clicks ] 1189 01:11:28,242 --> 01:11:31,662 Do you understand a word l've been saying? 1190 01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:36,667 Uh , chief. . . 1191 01:11:36,792 --> 01:11:39,921 your canoe is in the river. 1192 01:11:40,046 --> 01:11:42,089 Oh , l'm sorry. 1193 01:11:42,215 --> 01:11:45,176 l didn't know you had company. 1194 01:11:45,259 --> 01:11:48,846 [ Speaking native language ] 1195 01:11:52,058 --> 01:11:55,311 Excuse me. 1196 01:11:55,394 --> 01:11:58,898 l'm , uh , Bob Wilson -- maybe you could help me -- 1197 01:11:58,981 --> 01:12:02,443 Department of, uh , Soils and Water Conservation . 1198 01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:05,821 Um , l'm having a little problem communicating 1199 01:12:05,905 --> 01:12:08,241 with , uh , Mr. Wind Cloud here. 1200 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:12,078 You see, there's a -- there's, um , a strip-mining company 1201 01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:14,413 on the upper part of the river. 1202 01:12:14,497 --> 01:12:16,999 l'm getting all the landowners here 1203 01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:20,253 to sign this petition to stop their activities 1204 01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:22,964 before they completely ruin the river. 1205 01:12:23,089 --> 01:12:27,301 Now, maybe you can [Laughs] ''talk'' to him . 1206 01:12:27,385 --> 01:12:28,678 Ha ha ha. 1207 01:12:28,761 --> 01:12:31,180 And get him to sign this. 1208 01:12:31,264 --> 01:12:35,101 Communicating with your Native-American cultures 1209 01:12:35,184 --> 01:12:37,019 is a specialty of mine. 1210 01:12:37,103 --> 01:12:38,354 l'm bilingual . 1211 01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:40,439 lt's a difficult skill , 1212 01:12:40,523 --> 01:12:44,402 but one which l acquired after years of study. 1213 01:12:44,485 --> 01:12:47,530 Mister, you have come to the right man . 1214 01:12:47,613 --> 01:12:52,827 No problemo. Comprendo, deja vu? 1215 01:12:52,910 --> 01:12:55,788 Yes, l do. Yeah . Thank you . 1216 01:12:55,871 --> 01:13:00,251 [ Speaks native language ] 1217 01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:20,521 This is a sad day for Kamp Kikakee. 1218 01:13:20,605 --> 01:13:23,649 l've got here a signed order 1219 01:13:23,733 --> 01:13:27,695 that says the camp's got to close. 1220 01:13:27,778 --> 01:13:29,989 Oh , man . 1221 01:13:30,072 --> 01:13:32,199 What? 1222 01:13:32,283 --> 01:13:33,659 l'm sorry, fellas. 1223 01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:36,495 We're gonna have to pack and leave. 1224 01:13:36,579 --> 01:13:37,788 What's happened? 1225 01:13:37,872 --> 01:13:40,082 This doesn't make any sense. 1226 01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:45,087 The chief has signed away control of the land 1227 01:13:45,171 --> 01:13:47,840 to Krader Mining Company. 1228 01:13:47,923 --> 01:13:54,138 [ Sighs ] Krader takes over the day after tomorrow. 1229 01:13:54,221 --> 01:13:57,391 They're gonna move in their heavy equipment, 1230 01:13:57,475 --> 01:14:01,103 and they are going to destroy everything around here 1231 01:14:01,187 --> 01:14:03,606 looking for some mineral. 1232 01:14:06,901 --> 01:14:10,196 l'm sorry, guys. 1233 01:14:10,279 --> 01:14:12,990 l'm sorry this happened. 1234 01:14:15,618 --> 01:14:21,165 Somebody had to. . . [ Sighs ] 1235 01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:25,920 . . .fast-talk the chief into signing . 1236 01:14:26,003 --> 01:14:29,131 Ohhh . 1237 01:14:29,256 --> 01:14:32,426 Uh . [ Sighs ] 1238 01:14:32,551 --> 01:14:39,308 Okay, guys, let's get packed up. We got to get out of here. 1239 01:14:39,392 --> 01:14:41,268 There are only two people here 1240 01:14:41,394 --> 01:14:43,646 who can communicate with grandfather. 1241 01:14:43,729 --> 01:14:46,148 l-lt's all a great big misunderstanding . 1242 01:14:46,232 --> 01:14:48,275 l'll fix it up, know what l mean? 1243 01:14:48,359 --> 01:14:51,070 l'll fix it. You'll see. 1244 01:15:02,790 --> 01:15:04,208 [ Brakes squeak ] 1245 01:15:22,643 --> 01:15:25,604 Man , this is such a major bummer. 1246 01:15:25,688 --> 01:15:27,481 What are we gonna do? 1247 01:15:27,565 --> 01:15:30,776 Go back to the institution . What else? 1248 01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:33,821 l was gettin' to like it here. 1249 01:15:33,904 --> 01:15:37,116 Hey, l ain't goin' back to no institution. 1250 01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:38,826 -- Me neither. -- No way. 1251 01:15:38,909 --> 01:15:43,205 Nobody's gonna have to go anywhere. 1252 01:15:43,330 --> 01:15:48,127 l knew you'd think of something , Ernest. 1253 01:15:48,210 --> 01:15:50,838 You've got a plan? 1254 01:15:50,921 --> 01:15:56,051 Yep. l'm gonna settle this lease thing once and for all . 1255 01:15:56,135 --> 01:15:58,971 Yeah , settle it, Ernest. 1256 01:15:59,054 --> 01:16:00,723 Yeah , this l want to see. 1257 01:16:00,806 --> 01:16:03,768 Course, l might have to jack a few jaws, 1258 01:16:03,851 --> 01:16:06,312 pass out a couple of knuckle sandwiches. 1259 01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:09,148 All right! Now you're talking! 1260 01:16:09,231 --> 01:16:11,901 -- Come on , fellas. Let's watch the man work. -- Yeah . 1261 01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:14,403 [ Bed squeaks ] 1262 01:16:14,487 --> 01:16:17,281 See these hands, huh? Huh? Huh? You see 'em? 1263 01:16:17,364 --> 01:16:19,658 lf l put these hands in my pockets, 1264 01:16:19,742 --> 01:16:23,204 l will be arrested for carrying concealed deadly weapons, 1265 01:16:23,287 --> 01:16:25,623 know what l mean? 1266 01:16:25,706 --> 01:16:27,374 -- Whoa! -- Whoa! -- Whoa! 1267 01:16:27,458 --> 01:16:29,084 -- Yeah ! -- Yeah ! 1268 01:16:29,168 --> 01:16:32,046 Go! Whoo! 1269 01:16:33,506 --> 01:16:36,801 [ Jackhammer pounds ] 1270 01:16:45,768 --> 01:16:49,230 [ Brakes squeak ] 1271 01:16:49,313 --> 01:16:52,358 l want to talk to the punk 1272 01:16:52,441 --> 01:16:55,945 who is responsible for the actions of this company. 1273 01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:57,655 Now! 1274 01:17:05,663 --> 01:17:08,040 Ah heh . Ohhh . 1275 01:17:11,043 --> 01:17:14,505 Ah heh heh heh heh . 1276 01:17:14,588 --> 01:17:17,800 Ohh. 1277 01:17:17,883 --> 01:17:20,553 Ah heh heh heh heh heh heh heh . 1278 01:17:20,636 --> 01:17:23,055 Come on, Ernest. 1279 01:17:23,138 --> 01:17:24,682 Destroy the evil vigilance! 1280 01:17:24,765 --> 01:17:26,225 Come on , Ernest! 1281 01:17:26,350 --> 01:17:29,728 You got him ! You got him ! He's not that big . 1282 01:17:29,812 --> 01:17:32,648 Jack his jaw, Ernest. 1283 01:17:32,731 --> 01:17:34,483 Yeah ! Turn out his lights! 1284 01:17:34,567 --> 01:17:36,235 Oh , l don't know. 1285 01:17:36,318 --> 01:17:39,321 l-l think his jaw looks pretty well jacked . 1286 01:17:39,405 --> 01:17:42,283 Real nice. Ah heh heh heh heh . 1287 01:17:42,366 --> 01:17:45,578 Nice hat, too. Heh heh heh heh . 1288 01:17:45,703 --> 01:17:46,954 Uhh ! 1289 01:17:47,079 --> 01:17:48,330 Come on , Ernest! Get up! 1290 01:17:48,455 --> 01:17:49,582 -- Come on ! Come on ! -- Let's go, man ! 1291 01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:51,625 [ Men cheering ] 1292 01:17:56,213 --> 01:17:58,090 lf he comes over here and bothers us again , 1293 01:17:58,173 --> 01:18:00,175 l'm gonna give him one of these over here 1294 01:18:00,301 --> 01:18:01,760 and one of those over there. 1295 01:18:01,844 --> 01:18:04,096 -- Ha ha ha ha! -- [ Whack, thud ] 1296 01:18:04,179 --> 01:18:06,849 What are you doing?! 1297 01:18:06,932 --> 01:18:08,100 Hey! 1298 01:18:08,183 --> 01:18:09,977 Ha ha ha ha! 1299 01:18:12,062 --> 01:18:14,148 [ Crunch ] 1300 01:18:14,231 --> 01:18:15,274 No! Let me go! 1301 01:18:15,357 --> 01:18:16,650 Aaahh ! 1302 01:18:16,775 --> 01:18:18,736 -- Moose, get back here! -- Aw, man ! 1303 01:18:18,819 --> 01:18:20,946 All right, come on, Ernest! Get up! 1304 01:18:21,030 --> 01:18:22,197 You okay, son? 1305 01:18:22,281 --> 01:18:24,491 You can do it! 1306 01:18:24,575 --> 01:18:26,076 Come on! 1307 01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:27,328 Uh ! 1308 01:18:27,411 --> 01:18:29,663 Uh ! 1309 01:18:29,747 --> 01:18:31,040 Uh ! 1310 01:18:31,165 --> 01:18:32,875 [ lndistinct talking ] 1311 01:18:35,044 --> 01:18:36,211 Uh ! 1312 01:18:36,295 --> 01:18:38,714 Ha ha! 1313 01:18:38,797 --> 01:18:42,009 Get up, man ! Get up! 1314 01:18:42,092 --> 01:18:44,762 Get off the ground, man. 1315 01:18:44,845 --> 01:18:46,388 Ha ha ha ha! 1316 01:18:51,518 --> 01:18:52,728 Uh . 1317 01:18:52,853 --> 01:18:54,313 Ohh ! 1318 01:18:54,396 --> 01:18:55,773 [ Men cheering ] 1319 01:18:55,856 --> 01:18:58,108 [ Thud ] 1320 01:19:01,612 --> 01:19:04,573 He's all over with . 1321 01:19:04,657 --> 01:19:06,700 Ha ha ha ha! 1322 01:19:06,784 --> 01:19:08,953 Give me a hand over here, bud . 1323 01:19:09,036 --> 01:19:10,704 Let's get this laid out. 1324 01:19:13,207 --> 01:19:15,417 l guess there ain't much to Ernest. 1325 01:19:15,501 --> 01:19:19,171 Yeah, he ain't nothin'. 1326 01:19:19,254 --> 01:19:21,590 Jack his jaw, Ernest. 1327 01:19:21,674 --> 01:19:24,176 That's a bunch of bull . 1328 01:19:24,259 --> 01:19:26,679 [ Exhales deeply ] 1329 01:19:32,935 --> 01:19:37,106 [ Breathing heavily ] 1330 01:19:42,653 --> 01:19:45,572 l believe in you , Ernest. 1331 01:19:45,656 --> 01:19:51,704 But there's just some things you can't do nothin' about. 1332 01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:56,750 [ Sighs deeply ] 1333 01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:03,173 l had the first two or three of them 1334 01:20:03,257 --> 01:20:04,800 right where l wanted 'em . 1335 01:20:04,925 --> 01:20:09,263 And then the others jumped me. 1336 01:20:09,346 --> 01:20:12,725 That was a brave thing you did , Ernest. 1337 01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:17,438 Almost makes up for the dumb thing you did with granddad . 1338 01:20:17,521 --> 01:20:20,315 l wish l could have been there. 1339 01:20:20,399 --> 01:20:22,860 lt wasn't a place for women . 1340 01:20:22,943 --> 01:20:27,072 The damage done there tonight was not a pretty sight. 1341 01:20:27,156 --> 01:20:30,784 Ernest ''The Hammer'' Worrell , 1342 01:20:30,868 --> 01:20:34,788 warrior of the sacred land of our fathers -- 1343 01:20:34,913 --> 01:20:36,957 or your fathers. 1344 01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:41,378 l could have. . . l had them . . . 1345 01:20:41,503 --> 01:20:44,590 [ Crying ] 1346 01:20:44,715 --> 01:20:50,637 This place. . . and these kids. . . 1347 01:20:50,721 --> 01:20:54,725 lt's everything to me. 1348 01:20:54,808 --> 01:20:59,229 l was a counselor. 1349 01:20:59,354 --> 01:21:03,609 l had everything. 1350 01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:07,237 And now it's all gone. 1351 01:21:07,321 --> 01:21:10,616 [ Crying ] 1352 01:21:13,702 --> 01:21:16,288 [ Thunder rumbles ] 1353 01:21:27,549 --> 01:21:32,429 [ Rain falling ] 1354 01:21:34,264 --> 01:21:39,770 " Gee, l'm glad it's raining " 1355 01:21:39,853 --> 01:21:49,363 " There's always somethin' to be thankful for " 1356 01:21:49,446 --> 01:21:54,743 " l'm awfully glad it's raining " 1357 01:21:54,827 --> 01:22:04,586 " 'Cause no one sees your teardrops when it pours " 1358 01:22:04,670 --> 01:22:09,675 " And no one knows the thunder " 1359 01:22:09,758 --> 01:22:14,513 " ls your heartbreak in disguise " 1360 01:22:14,596 --> 01:22:18,976 " They think the rainy night's " 1361 01:22:19,101 --> 01:22:25,399 " What put that sad look in your eyes " 1362 01:22:25,482 --> 01:22:29,903 " Sure, l'm glad it's raining " 1363 01:22:29,987 --> 01:22:39,872 " The gentle rhythm soothes the pain inside " 1364 01:22:39,955 --> 01:22:44,501 " l'm glad the stars aren't shinin' " 1365 01:22:44,626 --> 01:22:54,428 " A wounded warrior needs a place to hide " 1366 01:22:54,511 --> 01:23:01,226 " l thought l had found someone l could count on " 1367 01:23:01,310 --> 01:23:03,812 " Till the end " 1368 01:23:03,896 --> 01:23:08,525 " What they wanted was a hero " 1369 01:23:08,650 --> 01:23:14,990 " All l needed was a friend " 1370 01:23:15,115 --> 01:23:19,578 " Gee, l'm glad it's raining " 1371 01:23:19,661 --> 01:23:28,879 " l hope the mornin' sun won't come up soon " 1372 01:23:28,962 --> 01:23:34,051 " As long as it keeps raining " 1373 01:23:34,134 --> 01:23:43,310 " No one knows my heart broke right in two " 1374 01:23:43,393 --> 01:23:50,400 " l thought l had found someone l could count on " 1375 01:23:50,484 --> 01:23:53,195 " Till the end " 1376 01:23:53,278 --> 01:23:57,824 " What they wanted was a hero " 1377 01:23:57,950 --> 01:24:06,625 " All l needed was a friend " 1378 01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:16,176 " Sure, l'm glad it's raining " 1379 01:24:16,260 --> 01:24:21,390 " l'm awfully glad it's raining " 1380 01:24:30,857 --> 01:24:32,442 [ Birds chirping ] 1381 01:24:32,526 --> 01:24:35,153 What are you boys doing here? 1382 01:24:35,279 --> 01:24:38,490 You should have gone with the others. 1383 01:24:38,615 --> 01:24:40,367 We ain't going back. [ Knife clicks ] 1384 01:24:40,450 --> 01:24:42,411 You can't stay here. 1385 01:24:42,494 --> 01:24:46,999 They're going to wipe out this whole area soon . 1386 01:24:47,082 --> 01:24:48,709 Where's Ernest? 1387 01:24:48,792 --> 01:24:51,753 Probably packing his stuff. 1388 01:24:51,837 --> 01:24:55,924 He's dumber than a bucket full of hair, ain't he? 1389 01:24:56,008 --> 01:24:58,385 You know what dumb is? 1390 01:24:58,468 --> 01:25:03,015 Dumb is not knowing who your friends are. 1391 01:25:03,098 --> 01:25:07,311 Ernest is the only person in the world 1392 01:25:07,394 --> 01:25:09,604 who cared about you . 1393 01:25:09,688 --> 01:25:13,900 He tried to help you. 1394 01:25:13,984 --> 01:25:15,694 He stood up for you 1395 01:25:15,777 --> 01:25:18,989 when nobody else in the world even wanted to know you. 1396 01:25:19,072 --> 01:25:23,660 Ernest is losing everything he cares about -- 1397 01:25:23,744 --> 01:25:27,039 his home, his job, everything . 1398 01:25:27,122 --> 01:25:32,961 And all you can think about is what you want. 1399 01:25:46,266 --> 01:25:47,601 [ Sighs ] 1400 01:25:50,645 --> 01:25:53,065 Tsk. 1401 01:26:04,117 --> 01:26:08,038 You're not gonna leave, are you , Ernest? 1402 01:26:08,163 --> 01:26:12,417 Yeah . [ Sighs ] No more Counselor Ernest. 1403 01:26:12,501 --> 01:26:16,546 No more shaping and molding young minds 1404 01:26:16,630 --> 01:26:21,301 into a focused worldview. 1405 01:26:21,385 --> 01:26:24,471 No more Kamp Kikakee. 1406 01:26:28,642 --> 01:26:31,812 Ernest, uh , we've been thinking . 1407 01:26:31,895 --> 01:26:33,563 Yeah . 1408 01:26:33,647 --> 01:26:37,692 We ain't got much of a chance, but we got a plan . 1409 01:26:37,776 --> 01:26:39,778 lf we stop those miners, 1410 01:26:39,861 --> 01:26:42,864 then there will be a Kamp Kikakee. 1411 01:26:42,948 --> 01:26:45,158 Boys, we can't stop those miners. 1412 01:26:45,242 --> 01:26:46,785 Look what they did to me, 1413 01:26:46,868 --> 01:26:48,829 and that was just one of 'em . 1414 01:26:48,954 --> 01:26:50,789 Come on , Ernest. 1415 01:26:50,914 --> 01:26:56,294 That don't sound like no path of the brave to me. 1416 01:26:56,378 --> 01:26:59,798 l don't wanna go back to no institution . 1417 01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:02,801 l wanna stay right here with you . 1418 01:27:02,884 --> 01:27:04,177 Yeah, me too. 1419 01:27:04,261 --> 01:27:05,887 We all do, Ernest. 1420 01:27:05,971 --> 01:27:07,389 Yeah , come on , Ernest. 1421 01:27:07,472 --> 01:27:09,224 Come on . We can get 'em . 1422 01:27:09,307 --> 01:27:11,518 Hey, it's the path of the brave. 1423 01:27:11,601 --> 01:27:13,562 Come on. We can get 'em. 1424 01:27:13,645 --> 01:27:14,855 Let's go for it. 1425 01:27:14,938 --> 01:27:16,773 We can do it, Ernest. 1426 01:27:16,857 --> 01:27:18,775 You know what l think? 1427 01:27:18,859 --> 01:27:23,363 l think we might just could beat 'em . 1428 01:27:23,447 --> 01:27:25,073 -- All right! -- All right! -- All right! 1429 01:27:25,157 --> 01:27:26,450 And run 'em off this land . 1430 01:27:26,533 --> 01:27:29,202 -- Yeah! -- Yeah! -- Yeah! 1431 01:27:29,286 --> 01:27:33,957 Yeah . l think we might just get a little bit rowdy. 1432 01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:35,876 [ Boys cheering ] 1433 01:27:35,959 --> 01:27:39,963 And it might be an ugly thing to watch . 1434 01:27:40,046 --> 01:27:41,465 -- Whoa! -- Yeah ! 1435 01:27:41,548 --> 01:27:42,799 We got a plan? 1436 01:27:42,924 --> 01:27:44,301 -- Yeah ! -- Yeah ! 1437 01:27:44,384 --> 01:27:45,969 Me for you ! 1438 01:27:46,052 --> 01:27:47,387 -- And you for me! -- And you for me! 1439 01:27:55,270 --> 01:27:59,149 " Me and you " 1440 01:27:59,232 --> 01:28:04,112 " We're gonna make it together " 1441 01:28:04,196 --> 01:28:08,617 " Others may fail, we say never " 1442 01:28:08,742 --> 01:28:14,789 " 'Cause we've got the will and the power to survive " 1443 01:28:14,873 --> 01:28:22,088 " And now we're united with one voice " 1444 01:28:22,172 --> 01:28:26,551 " We're free on the path like a wild horse " 1445 01:28:26,676 --> 01:28:33,850 " Those who would stand in our way will step aside " 1446 01:28:33,934 --> 01:28:37,687 " When l have you here beside me " 1447 01:28:37,812 --> 01:28:42,192 " l know the dream we share will guide me " 1448 01:28:42,317 --> 01:28:50,367 " Like an arrow straight to the mark " 1449 01:28:50,492 --> 01:28:54,579 " Brave hearts " 1450 01:28:54,663 --> 01:28:58,625 " Fighting for the rights of all the dreamers " 1451 01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:02,337 " Brave hearts " 1452 01:29:02,420 --> 01:29:10,720 " You and me -- we are the true believers " 1453 01:29:10,804 --> 01:29:15,350 " Brave hearts " 1454 01:29:20,939 --> 01:29:25,026 Yeah ! Let's go! 1455 01:29:25,110 --> 01:29:28,196 -- All right! All right! Whoo-hoo! 1456 01:29:28,280 --> 01:29:31,449 Yeah, we're gonna get those guys! 1457 01:29:31,575 --> 01:29:34,286 -- Yeah ! -- We're gonna kill 'em . 1458 01:29:35,120 --> 01:29:36,288 Oh , yeah . 1459 01:29:36,371 --> 01:29:38,498 We are out of hydraulics. 1460 01:29:47,716 --> 01:29:50,927 Hey, look, it's Ken and Barbie. 1461 01:29:51,011 --> 01:29:52,887 What are you jerks doin' here? 1462 01:29:52,971 --> 01:29:55,307 l thought you ran away with the others. 1463 01:29:55,390 --> 01:29:57,350 l think they missed us. 1464 01:29:57,475 --> 01:30:01,688 We wouldn't want you guys to have to get in a fight without us. 1465 01:30:01,771 --> 01:30:04,399 [ Birds chirping ] 1466 01:30:04,524 --> 01:30:06,026 Come on . 1467 01:30:11,323 --> 01:30:14,409 [ lndistinct conversations ] 1468 01:30:14,492 --> 01:30:20,665 Eddie, that's. . . that's enough . 1469 01:30:20,790 --> 01:30:23,793 Come on , Eddie. 1470 01:30:33,887 --> 01:30:35,889 [ Engine stops ] 1471 01:30:35,972 --> 01:30:41,353 [ lndistinct, distant conversations ] 1472 01:30:41,436 --> 01:30:46,650 [ Birds chirping ] 1473 01:31:04,376 --> 01:31:08,588 [ Whirring ] 1474 01:31:08,672 --> 01:31:10,674 Jake, ammo. 1475 01:31:10,757 --> 01:31:15,345 Fix this linguini . . . 1476 01:31:15,428 --> 01:31:18,390 With broken clam shells. 1477 01:31:18,473 --> 01:31:20,350 [ Sniffs ] Good . 1478 01:31:20,475 --> 01:31:24,312 [ Singing in native language ] 1479 01:31:43,623 --> 01:31:47,377 Grandfather. . . you can't do this! 1480 01:31:47,460 --> 01:31:49,838 [ Singing continues ] 1481 01:31:49,921 --> 01:31:52,215 These are children ! 1482 01:31:57,470 --> 01:32:01,641 Ernest, are you crazy? Those are grown men out there. 1483 01:32:01,725 --> 01:32:03,601 You don't stand a chance. 1484 01:32:03,685 --> 01:32:06,187 They ain't gonna get this camp. 1485 01:32:06,271 --> 01:32:10,859 We can't win this fight without legal help. 1486 01:32:10,942 --> 01:32:14,571 They ain't gonna get this camp. 1487 01:32:26,249 --> 01:32:29,961 [ Engine turns over ] 1488 01:32:33,381 --> 01:32:35,800 Okay. Bobby Wayne, Crutchfield , 1489 01:32:35,884 --> 01:32:37,927 you go this way with the multibow. 1490 01:32:38,011 --> 01:32:39,387 Check. 1491 01:32:39,471 --> 01:32:43,057 Vargas, Danny, you take the split. 1492 01:32:43,141 --> 01:32:47,937 Moose, you come with me to the lantern launcher. 1493 01:32:48,021 --> 01:32:51,775 [ lndistinct conversations ] 1494 01:33:07,874 --> 01:33:09,250 Ready. 1495 01:33:13,630 --> 01:33:20,136 [ Tarzan yells ] 1496 01:33:20,261 --> 01:33:22,472 [ Needle scratches ] 1497 01:33:22,555 --> 01:33:24,390 [ Horn honks ] 1498 01:33:24,516 --> 01:33:26,226 [ Man burps ] 1499 01:33:26,309 --> 01:33:29,437 [ Elephant trumpets ] 1500 01:33:29,562 --> 01:33:31,231 [ Cat meows ] 1501 01:33:31,314 --> 01:33:34,275 -- [ Bird cuckoos ] -- What's goin' on here? 1502 01:33:34,359 --> 01:33:35,944 [ Snaps ] 1503 01:33:36,027 --> 01:33:39,864 [ War cry ] 1504 01:33:39,989 --> 01:33:41,699 [ Wind whistling , snaps ] 1505 01:33:55,797 --> 01:33:57,173 Fire! 1506 01:33:57,257 --> 01:34:00,301 -- Whoa! -- Fire! 1507 01:34:00,385 --> 01:34:02,929 [ lndistinct yelling ] 1508 01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:07,433 [ Dinging ] 1509 01:34:09,394 --> 01:34:11,062 Wuh ! Oh ! 1510 01:34:11,145 --> 01:34:12,564 Oh ! 1511 01:34:14,274 --> 01:34:17,735 Ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha! 1512 01:34:19,028 --> 01:34:21,906 Ha ha! Ha ha! 1513 01:34:24,409 --> 01:34:25,785 -- [ Ding ] -- Ow! 1514 01:34:25,869 --> 01:34:27,412 -- [ Ding ] -- Ohh ! 1515 01:34:29,914 --> 01:34:33,001 -- [ Ding ] -- Ohh ! 1516 01:34:33,084 --> 01:34:34,085 -- [ Ding ] -- Ohh ! 1517 01:34:34,168 --> 01:34:35,879 Uh ! 1518 01:34:35,962 --> 01:34:38,089 Hey! 1519 01:34:38,172 --> 01:34:39,465 All right. 1520 01:34:39,591 --> 01:34:42,468 Okay, men , battle stations. 1521 01:34:42,552 --> 01:34:48,099 Ozgood , man the controls. Crutchfield , crow's-nest. 1522 01:34:48,182 --> 01:34:50,226 Bobby Wayne, look, upstairs. 1523 01:34:50,310 --> 01:34:53,938 Danny, Vargas, you operate the crane. 1524 01:34:58,693 --> 01:34:59,861 [ Grunts ] 1525 01:34:59,944 --> 01:35:02,155 [ Men yelling indistinctly ] 1526 01:35:07,952 --> 01:35:11,414 300 yards, 20 degrees to the right! 1527 01:35:11,497 --> 01:35:13,207 [ Creaking ] 1528 01:35:13,291 --> 01:35:16,002 Where we got it! lt's ready! 1529 01:35:16,085 --> 01:35:17,587 Ready? 1530 01:35:17,670 --> 01:35:19,964 22 8 by 6.6. 1531 01:35:20,048 --> 01:35:21,299 Now. 1532 01:35:21,424 --> 01:35:23,760 [ Winds dial ] 1533 01:35:28,431 --> 01:35:32,477 -- Whoa! -- Whoa! -- Whoa! 1534 01:35:34,437 --> 01:35:36,356 -- Yeah ! -- Yeah ! -- Yeah ! 1535 01:35:36,481 --> 01:35:41,527 Bring me the graham cracker bouillabaisse. 1536 01:35:41,653 --> 01:35:43,696 Graham cracker. 1537 01:35:47,492 --> 01:35:49,452 [ High-pitched voice ] No, no, not me. 1538 01:35:49,535 --> 01:35:51,162 [ Normal voice ] Oh , yeah , you . 1539 01:35:51,245 --> 01:35:52,830 [ High-pitched voice ] Me too? 1540 01:35:52,914 --> 01:35:54,999 [ Normal voice ] Oh , yeah . One more time. 1541 01:35:55,083 --> 01:35:57,752 Ready. Ready. 1542 01:35:59,837 --> 01:36:02,215 -- Fire! -- [ Dinging ] 1543 01:36:04,300 --> 01:36:06,094 Ahh ! 1544 01:36:06,177 --> 01:36:07,887 Ow! 1545 01:36:09,847 --> 01:36:12,976 Ha ha ha! 1546 01:36:20,274 --> 01:36:21,859 Pokey. 1547 01:36:21,943 --> 01:36:24,779 You guys got your little chutes packed . 1548 01:36:24,862 --> 01:36:28,408 Death from above. That's good . 1549 01:36:28,491 --> 01:36:29,951 2 1 6 by 1 2 1. 1550 01:36:30,076 --> 01:36:31,327 l'm scared , sarge. 1551 01:36:31,452 --> 01:36:32,912 We're all scared , son . 1552 01:36:33,037 --> 01:36:34,288 Okay. Ready? 1553 01:36:35,248 --> 01:36:36,124 Now. 1554 01:36:36,207 --> 01:36:37,709 [ Winds dial ] 1555 01:36:43,423 --> 01:36:47,719 [ ''Flight Of The Valkyries'' by Wagner plays ] 1556 01:36:51,764 --> 01:36:54,350 Airborne! 1557 01:36:54,475 --> 01:36:56,436 Aahhh ! 1558 01:36:56,519 --> 01:37:01,774 [ ''Happy Together'' by The Turtles plays ] 1559 01:37:05,361 --> 01:37:07,280 [ lndistinct yelling ] 1560 01:37:07,405 --> 01:37:09,240 Ah ! Ah ! Ah ! Ah ! 1561 01:37:09,323 --> 01:37:10,575 Ah ! 1562 01:37:17,498 --> 01:37:19,834 [ Gasps ] Ah ! No! 1563 01:37:22,045 --> 01:37:23,337 Aaahhh ! 1564 01:37:25,548 --> 01:37:26,549 Yeah ! 1565 01:37:26,632 --> 01:37:28,551 [ Cheers ] 1566 01:37:37,101 --> 01:37:39,520 Let's get outta here! 1567 01:37:39,604 --> 01:37:41,481 Wait! Ahhhh ! 1568 01:37:45,026 --> 01:37:47,445 [ Men yelling indistinctly ] 1569 01:37:58,331 --> 01:38:02,210 E-e-e-e-ew. 1570 01:38:21,062 --> 01:38:22,146 Ready? 1571 01:38:22,230 --> 01:38:23,439 lt's ablaze! 1572 01:38:23,523 --> 01:38:24,690 Now! 1573 01:38:24,774 --> 01:38:27,276 [ Winds dial ] 1574 01:38:33,366 --> 01:38:35,201 Yay! 1575 01:38:41,541 --> 01:38:44,669 [ Both laughing ] 1576 01:38:53,261 --> 01:38:57,140 Mr. Krader! M-Mr. Krader, come in ! 1577 01:38:57,265 --> 01:39:00,726 What the hell's going on down there? 1578 01:39:00,810 --> 01:39:02,603 We're under attack! 1579 01:39:02,687 --> 01:39:04,397 Attack? 1580 01:39:04,480 --> 01:39:08,151 Turtle paratroopers have taken out the whole crew. 1581 01:39:08,234 --> 01:39:09,819 Turtle what?! 1582 01:39:09,902 --> 01:39:13,364 Mr. Krader, the whole camp's a shambles! 1583 01:39:13,447 --> 01:39:15,992 Those kids and that counselor 1584 01:39:16,117 --> 01:39:18,244 have set fire to every piece of equipment we had! 1585 01:39:18,327 --> 01:39:19,537 lt's all burning! 1586 01:39:23,291 --> 01:39:24,834 Okay. That did it. 1587 01:39:24,917 --> 01:39:28,504 We'll start filing the papers in the morning . 1588 01:39:28,588 --> 01:39:30,131 What are you doing? 1589 01:39:30,214 --> 01:39:32,466 l'm putting an end to all this. 1590 01:39:32,550 --> 01:39:34,927 Sherman , you can't be serious. 1591 01:39:35,011 --> 01:39:36,512 Shut up, Blatz. 1592 01:39:36,596 --> 01:39:39,265 Sherman , you've carried this way too far. 1593 01:39:39,390 --> 01:39:42,602 Now, let's cut our losses and seek legal satisfaction . 1594 01:39:42,727 --> 01:39:44,604 This isn't business any longer. 1595 01:39:44,729 --> 01:39:45,897 This is personal ! 1596 01:39:45,980 --> 01:39:49,483 Sherman , you are crazy. 1597 01:39:49,567 --> 01:39:52,737 [ Engine turns over ] 1598 01:39:56,949 --> 01:39:59,577 [ Men yelling indistinctly ] 1599 01:39:59,660 --> 01:40:01,245 Yes, sir! 1600 01:40:01,329 --> 01:40:04,749 Okay. Come on , fellas. Let's get outta here. 1601 01:40:04,832 --> 01:40:07,001 Yeah! Let's get out! 1602 01:40:07,084 --> 01:40:10,671 Let's get those guys! Let's go! 1603 01:40:10,755 --> 01:40:14,008 [ Boys cheering ] 1604 01:40:26,187 --> 01:40:27,939 [ Beeping ] 1605 01:40:30,733 --> 01:40:34,487 [ Beeping ] 1606 01:40:37,782 --> 01:40:40,868 -- Ahhhhhhh ! -- [ Beeping ] 1607 01:40:43,412 --> 01:40:46,540 Dozer, 2 :00, Jake! 1608 01:40:46,666 --> 01:40:49,669 We're gonna be Jake and Eddie Tartare. 1609 01:40:49,752 --> 01:40:52,004 Ahhhhh! 1610 01:40:52,088 --> 01:40:53,881 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1611 01:40:53,965 --> 01:40:57,802 Ahhhhh ! My thighs are on fire! 1612 01:40:57,885 --> 01:41:02,014 ...Jake! 1613 01:41:02,098 --> 01:41:03,474 Ahhhh ! 1614 01:41:03,599 --> 01:41:06,477 Serpentine! Serpentine! 1615 01:41:06,560 --> 01:41:10,731 Jake, they're gonna crush us! 1616 01:41:10,815 --> 01:41:13,234 Hey, Eddie, turn it around . 1617 01:41:13,317 --> 01:41:15,861 Let's give him another balling . 1618 01:41:15,987 --> 01:41:19,198 Turn it around by myself? Jake, l need help. 1619 01:41:19,282 --> 01:41:21,325 There's no time for help! 1620 01:41:21,409 --> 01:41:23,494 We can't let it go, Jake. 1621 01:41:23,577 --> 01:41:24,912 Come on , Eddie. 1622 01:41:24,996 --> 01:41:26,706 No! 1623 01:41:26,789 --> 01:41:29,625 Come on! 1624 01:41:31,836 --> 01:41:34,297 [ Crying ] 1625 01:41:34,380 --> 01:41:36,757 [ Crying ] Oh , Jake. 1626 01:41:45,474 --> 01:41:48,102 [ Boys cheering ] 1627 01:41:48,185 --> 01:41:53,774 [ ''Happy Together'' by The Turtles plays ] 1628 01:41:53,899 --> 01:41:55,359 Hey! Hey! 1629 01:41:55,443 --> 01:41:57,611 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1630 01:42:08,956 --> 01:42:10,791 [ Growling ] 1631 01:42:13,586 --> 01:42:15,171 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1632 01:42:28,517 --> 01:42:30,019 [ Gasps ] 1633 01:42:34,982 --> 01:42:36,567 Ha ha ha ha! 1634 01:42:50,456 --> 01:42:54,418 [ Engine rumbling ] 1635 01:42:56,379 --> 01:42:59,090 [ Engine stops ] 1636 01:42:59,173 --> 01:43:02,009 Hey, fellas, follow me. l-l got an idea. 1637 01:43:02,093 --> 01:43:04,220 Come on. 1638 01:43:04,303 --> 01:43:07,932 Go! Go! 1639 01:43:08,015 --> 01:43:09,683 So what do we do? 1640 01:43:09,767 --> 01:43:12,353 Get anything that'll burn . 1641 01:43:12,478 --> 01:43:13,687 Let's go! 1642 01:43:19,527 --> 01:43:23,280 [ Glass breaking , metal rattling ] 1643 01:43:41,340 --> 01:43:43,801 Man , this ain't enough . 1644 01:43:43,884 --> 01:43:47,221 We still don't have a chance! 1645 01:43:47,304 --> 01:43:48,764 Stand back! 1646 01:43:48,848 --> 01:43:50,850 l got it! l got it! 1647 01:43:50,975 --> 01:43:54,061 [ Deep voice ] The most powerful substance known to man -- 1648 01:43:54,145 --> 01:43:57,398 eggs erroneous, experimental series 1 06. 1649 01:44:00,443 --> 01:44:02,736 Light it, Pennington . 1650 01:44:02,820 --> 01:44:05,781 What are you doin' , man? What are you doin' , Ernest? 1651 01:44:05,865 --> 01:44:08,534 After the break, know what l mean? 1652 01:44:08,617 --> 01:44:11,787 Let him go, man! lt's our only chance! 1653 01:44:31,056 --> 01:44:32,850 -- Yeah ! -- Yeah ! -- Yeah ! 1654 01:44:35,436 --> 01:44:36,896 [ Cheers ] 1655 01:44:42,234 --> 01:44:45,488 [ All cheering ] 1656 01:44:59,752 --> 01:45:03,422 [ Groaning ] 1657 01:45:13,474 --> 01:45:15,726 [ Cheering ] 1658 01:45:15,809 --> 01:45:18,562 Heh heh heh heh . 1659 01:45:42,253 --> 01:45:44,338 That's it. 1660 01:45:44,421 --> 01:45:46,549 lt's over. 1661 01:45:46,632 --> 01:45:48,300 Dead meat. Deep six. 1662 01:45:48,384 --> 01:45:50,928 The groundhogs are bringing their mail . 1663 01:45:52,972 --> 01:45:54,807 [ Brakes squeak ] 1664 01:46:07,820 --> 01:46:09,655 He's got a gun! 1665 01:46:09,780 --> 01:46:12,324 Hurry up, you guys. 1666 01:46:12,449 --> 01:46:13,826 Come on . 1667 01:46:19,415 --> 01:46:22,543 Look out, Ernest! Get outta the way! 1668 01:46:31,760 --> 01:46:35,139 Miss St. Cloud: lf he had faith in the great one, 1669 01:46:35,222 --> 01:46:37,850 the knife would not cut him. 1670 01:46:37,975 --> 01:46:41,520 [ Gunshot ] 1671 01:46:46,692 --> 01:46:50,613 He missed . l can't believe he missed . 1672 01:46:50,738 --> 01:46:53,741 [ Drums beating , chanting ] 1673 01:47:03,083 --> 01:47:09,173 Miss St. Cloud: lf he had courage, true courage, the rock would not break him. 1674 01:47:09,256 --> 01:47:12,259 [ Gunshot ] 1675 01:47:18,807 --> 01:47:22,269 Heh heh heh heh . 1676 01:47:26,523 --> 01:47:28,817 Heh heh heh heh heh heh . 1677 01:47:28,901 --> 01:47:31,236 [ Drumming continues ] 1678 01:47:35,532 --> 01:47:41,080 Miss St. Cloud: lf the brave was pure of heart, the arrow could not catch him. 1679 01:47:41,205 --> 01:47:43,248 [ Gunshot ] 1680 01:47:45,793 --> 01:47:49,254 [ Drumming and chanting continue ] 1681 01:47:58,097 --> 01:48:00,349 Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh . 1682 01:48:00,432 --> 01:48:03,352 [ Drumming and chanting continue ] 1683 01:48:12,319 --> 01:48:16,407 Paper, rock, scissors. Heh heh . 1684 01:48:20,661 --> 01:48:24,415 lt looks like this one's out of your hands, Krader. 1685 01:48:32,214 --> 01:48:37,636 Heh-heh heh-heh heh heh . 1686 01:48:37,720 --> 01:48:39,054 [ Cheering ] 1687 01:48:45,269 --> 01:48:48,772 [ Sirens wail ] 1688 01:48:58,782 --> 01:49:00,951 We got it! We got it! 1689 01:49:01,034 --> 01:49:04,413 The judge issued a restraining order! 1690 01:49:04,496 --> 01:49:07,833 [ Cheering ] 1691 01:49:12,171 --> 01:49:15,257 " Me and you and you and me " 1692 01:49:15,382 --> 01:49:18,427 " No matter how they toss the dice " 1693 01:49:18,510 --> 01:49:20,262 " lt had to be " 1694 01:49:20,345 --> 01:49:24,725 " The only one for me is you and you for me " 1695 01:49:24,850 --> 01:49:30,731 " So happy together... " 1696 01:49:30,814 --> 01:49:34,026 Ernest. . . 1697 01:49:34,151 --> 01:49:36,236 Guess what? 1698 01:49:36,320 --> 01:49:39,698 Krader's attorney admitted that they tricked my grandfather, 1699 01:49:39,823 --> 01:49:42,159 so everything is behind us now. 1700 01:49:42,242 --> 01:49:45,537 Yep, and my boys don't have to go back to the institute, 1701 01:49:45,662 --> 01:49:48,999 and this camp has a year-round counselor. 1702 01:49:51,502 --> 01:49:53,962 l'm really proud of you , Ernest. 1703 01:49:54,087 --> 01:49:57,132 You did what nobody else could have done. 1704 01:49:57,216 --> 01:50:00,928 Yep, l guess l'm just a take-charge kind of guy, 1705 01:50:01,011 --> 01:50:06,558 a man of vision and of scopes, know what l mean? 1706 01:50:06,642 --> 01:50:09,019 Ah heh heh heh heh heh . 1707 01:50:09,102 --> 01:50:15,776 Ah heh . Uh ! Ah-ah ! Ah ! Ahhhhhhh ! 1708 01:50:15,859 --> 01:50:19,947 Rope's a little loose. 1709 01:50:20,030 --> 01:50:21,240 [ Creaking ] 1710 01:50:21,365 --> 01:50:23,784 Uh ! Ahhhhhh ! 1711 01:50:23,867 --> 01:50:25,285 [ Thud ] 1712 01:50:34,378 --> 01:50:36,171 What happened? 1713 01:50:39,800 --> 01:50:44,721 Well . . .at least nobody was hurt. 1714 01:50:53,897 --> 01:50:57,234 " Me and you " 1715 01:50:57,317 --> 01:51:01,864 " We're gonna make it together " 1716 01:51:01,947 --> 01:51:05,659 " Others may fail, we say never " 1717 01:51:05,742 --> 01:51:12,624 " 'Cause we've got the will and the power to survive " 1718 01:51:12,708 --> 01:51:19,590 " And now we're united with one voice " 1719 01:51:19,715 --> 01:51:24,136 " We're free on the path like a wild horse " 1720 01:51:24,219 --> 01:51:30,392 " Those who would stand in our way will step aside " 1721 01:51:30,517 --> 01:51:32,853 Consistency. 1722 01:51:37,399 --> 01:51:38,692 The aroma. . . 1723 01:51:38,817 --> 01:51:41,111 l-l've done it. 1724 01:51:41,194 --> 01:51:47,159 T-This is the quintessential eggs erroneous. 1725 01:51:47,242 --> 01:51:51,038 Someone's gotta taste this. 1726 01:51:55,459 --> 01:51:59,546 Eddie? 1727 01:51:59,630 --> 01:52:01,924 Eddie, taste this. 1728 01:52:02,007 --> 01:52:06,345 lt's eggs erroneous. lt's perfect. 1729 01:52:06,470 --> 01:52:10,265 lt's what we've been waiting for! 1730 01:52:10,390 --> 01:52:11,558 Not me! 1731 01:52:11,642 --> 01:52:13,101 Eddie! 1732 01:52:13,185 --> 01:52:15,479 Try it. 1733 01:52:15,562 --> 01:52:17,439 [ Eddie groaning ] 1734 01:52:17,564 --> 01:52:20,901 [ Creaking , cracking ] 1735 01:52:24,529 --> 01:52:29,701 " Quando condo " 1736 01:52:29,785 --> 01:52:34,539 " When will you come to my condo? " 1737 01:52:34,623 --> 01:52:43,048 " Quando condo " 1738 01:52:43,131 --> 01:52:47,636 " When l have you here beside me " 1739 01:52:47,761 --> 01:52:52,307 " l know the dream we share will guide me " 1740 01:52:52,391 --> 01:53:00,273 " Like an arrow straight to the mark " 1741 01:53:00,357 --> 01:53:04,027 " Brave hearts " 1742 01:53:04,111 --> 01:53:09,032 " Fighting for the rights of all the dreamers " 1743 01:53:09,157 --> 01:53:12,536 " Brave hearts " 1744 01:53:12,661 --> 01:53:20,043 " You and me -- we are the true believers " 1745 01:53:20,127 --> 01:53:25,173 " Brave hearts " 1746 01:53:28,010 --> 01:53:36,435 " You know time cuts like a knife through emotion " 1747 01:53:36,518 --> 01:53:41,231 " Hearts made of stone will break in two " 1748 01:53:41,314 --> 01:53:47,529 " Miracles happen to those who will believe " 1749 01:53:47,654 --> 01:53:54,453 " The past is only a shadow behind us " 1750 01:53:54,536 --> 01:53:58,832 " The future ahead, a sacred trust " 1751 01:53:58,915 --> 01:54:05,589 " This is the moment that love must take the lead " 1752 01:54:05,672 --> 01:54:10,552 " When l have you here beside me " 1753 01:54:10,635 --> 01:54:15,474 " l know the dream we share will guide me " 1754 01:54:15,557 --> 01:54:22,939 " Like an arrow straight to the mark " 1755 01:54:23,023 --> 01:54:26,902 " Brave hearts " 1756 01:54:27,027 --> 01:54:31,907 " Fighting for the rights of all the dreamers " 1757 01:54:31,990 --> 01:54:35,368 " Brave hearts " 1758 01:54:35,452 --> 01:54:42,876 " You and me -- we are the true believers " 1759 01:54:42,959 --> 01:54:49,925 " Brave hearts " 124377