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- Tell me you want me.
- Not right now.
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I'm gonna have incredible sex
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with whoever's next
to walk out of that bathroom.
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- He's hot.
- He's a New York City seven.
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- Tops.
- Oh, well I'll be damned
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if he ain't an Amtrak ten.
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- Give me one thing.
- Fine. I'm a senior architect.
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Fiona, I don't wanna do this
anymore. It's over.
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- Ruby. Ruby.
- Sit down, ya lightweight?
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I used to drink his ass
under the table when I was 19.
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Everyone can see you're not 19 anymore.
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- Where... Where are you going?
- Oh, I'm going home.
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I have a life with consequences,
and thank God
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that we didn't do anything
that I can't take back.
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Hi, there.
You've reached the Richardsons.
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If you're looking for Ruby,
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she ran out on her family yesterday.
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We don't know where she is,
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why she left, or when she's coming back.
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Have a great day.
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I'm gonna have incredible sex
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_
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_
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Ruby!
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Coming.
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I just had a collision with the Wall.
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- Stop calling her that.
- She had the temerity
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to ask me why you were speaking
at the wedding breakfast.
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- Oh God.
- I said you were speaking
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because you have a goddamn voice.
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- You did not say that.
- No.
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I said that her son
was not a misogynist.
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Okay, let's do this.
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Step... Oh!
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Kelly is here.
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- What?
- Yeah, she's outside.
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I swear, I-I didn't tell
Dad that he could...
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I know. He brought
her anyway. It's all right.
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It's better now that
it's out in the open.
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Believe me. It's better.
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I wanted to give you something.
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This is insanely expensive
and you cannot afford it.
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- Is it the one you wanted?
- Yes, when I wasin college, yes.
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But that was...
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A big-shot architect
will need a big-shot pen.
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Has he texted today?
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Let's go.
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No! What I'm... what I'm saying is
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I did have a ticket...
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But, you no longer have it.
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Correct! So... ooh.
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- Should th-that be cool?
- No!
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She's being honest, believe it or not.
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One of the only people I ever
met who sounds like she's lying
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when she's telling the truth.
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I like you better already.
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You're sexier.
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You're stronger. You're funnier.
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You're smashing your career.
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You...
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You seem so much better.
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And that scares the shit
out of me because...
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I think I might be worse.
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- One day.
- What?
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Gimme one day. Turn off your phone.
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- Here. Give it to me.
- No. Okay! Okay!
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- You turn your own phone off.
- I can turn my own phone off!
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You said that I don't know you.
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So let's have one more
day together here,
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and at the end, we can decide
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to get back on the train and
continue our journey together,
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or we can go our separate ways,
but we don't decide
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till the end of the day.
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What do you say?
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Yeah.
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The 8:00 AM train to Los Angeles
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is about to depart.
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Wait, I don't get what time
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the next train comes. Hang on.
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Hey, no phones!
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_
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Architecture tour?
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- Thank you.
- No problem.
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Hey. How do you know that? Are you...?
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Are you tracking my credit cards?
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Yeah, I am,
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and it doesn't mean
that I'm meeting you.
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No, you won't because
it's a huge fucking city.
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Okay, fine, fine. Just shut
up and I'll meet you then.
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It's 24 hours till the next train!
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I mean, there's one a day.
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Yikes.
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We're gonna have to get a hotel room.
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One hotel room?
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Ms. Dixie, where am I to sleep?
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Let's get it now.
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- Now?
- Yeah.
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I wanna fuck you.
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Now.
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You know you can't undo that.
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I don't wanna unfuck you.
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I don't wanna unfuck you either.
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A lot of conferences in town,
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but we have the Alpha Suite,
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one of our Deluxe Premier rooms
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with a full river view at $1,200.
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So, I wanna get it, but, um,
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my cards have all stopped
working for some reason.
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No, I'll get it. I just...
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I don't have a credit card.
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I-I don't believe in them.
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Tinkerbell, they do exist
whether you believe in them or not.
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Welcome to the Brock Hotel.
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No, no, no! W-wait!
We're taking the room!
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I've got this.
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When will you be cashing that, please?
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We don't accept those.
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Would you... hold the room with it
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while we go and get the cash?
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Amara, we are next in the line,
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and we would like you to hold the room
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with this check while
we go and get the cash.
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Please.
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- Who was that?
- I don't know.
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I think I just turned into my mother.
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- How is Mary?
- Aw.
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Angry.
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I'll need you to have the cash by 3:00.
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- Hey! Easy.
- Which is when you'll get the room.
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Ah. Um, that's five hours away.
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Aw, would you like to cancel?
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- Nope.
- No. 3:00 is fine.
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? Come on, baby, come inside ?
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? Better than being ?
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? Some fool's bride ?
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? Better than pretending ?
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? To know what's wrong
and what's right ?
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- Morning. Sean, is it?
- Good morning.
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- You're Irish?
- I am. Yeah.
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I'm a little Irish.
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Would you go way outta that?
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And a very Irish name you have too.
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Listen, Sean, I have a question for you.
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If someone knows all your details,
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like your security number,
your passwords,
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all that sort of malarkey,
can they withdraw money
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- from your account online?
- Uh, no.
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Online, we ask a series of questions
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that you would've answered
when you first set it up.
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Okay, so the person in question knows
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- fucking everything about me.
- Oh, well, in that case, then yeah.
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Okay, I need to withdraw the money
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in this account please, Sean.
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All of it, please.
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- Uh, when you say...
- Just, uh, just in here would be deadly.
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Uh, I-I'm sorry,
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but we can't process
that request at this time.
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- Please...
- $1,000 is the most you can withdraw...
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Please don't tell me I can't, Sean.
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Me old flower, you are
literally me last hope.
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Uh, the amount in this account
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is what we would call
a large sum of money...
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Ah, come on now...
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So if we were to release
the funds, we would need to
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fill out a number of forms,
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my manager would have to come
down and sign everything,
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and then you would have
to come back later today.
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Is there any fecking way at all
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I could talk to your manager
ahead of time then, Sean?
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Well, no, uh,
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because my manager takes
my advice on his decision.
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Fair enough.
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And you'll make sure
it's safe until I come back?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Assuming you're approved.
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Four hours to go. Ugh!
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This is torture.
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I know.
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So, if it was 17 years ago,
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what would you be doing right now?
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Oh. Uh,
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I'd have to go back to campus soon
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'cause I have an essay due tomorrow
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for English 220 on As I Lay Dying.
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But I don't wanna write it
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'cause I'm in the city
with my girlfriend.
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Have you even started the essay?
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Oh no, fuck no. I haven't
even started the book.
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But my soon-to-be-qualified
architect girlfriend's
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gonna help me with it, and, uh, she's...
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valedictorian, so...
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Oh man.
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You even still smell like you.
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- What do I smell like?
- I don't know.
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I smelled it in Boots a few years ago.
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I thought, "That's Ruby.
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She must be right around that corner."
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And you weren't.
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So it turns out, you smell like
the moisturizer aisle in Boots.
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What is Boots?
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It's a...
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a chain pharmacy.
There's one in every town.
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Wow. I mean, thank you very much.
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Shit. Okay.
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We have to go now.
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Go where?
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- Come on. Come on.
- Billy...
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Where are we going?
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On the right,
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we have the Wrigley Building,
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headquarters of the chewing gum empire.
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- Modeled after...
- Well, now I feel guilty.
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- You love it? All the buildings!
- Yes!
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- It's so sweet of you.
- Yeah.
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I wanna say something.
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It's taken me, like,
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14 hours to be able to say it...
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15 years,
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14 hours, but I'm
finally ready to say it.
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Here goes. You were right.
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There, I said it.
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Don't make me tell you
what about... All right!
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All right! I'll tell you.
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You were right about leaving me.
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Never thought I'd be able
to say that. I always thought,
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well, she better have a pretty
fuckin' amazing career
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after what she did to that
beautiful relationship of ours.
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But you do. You did it,
so hats off to you.
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And now here on the right,
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the Tribune Tower,
the preeminent example
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of Gothic architecture here in Chicago.
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What makes a building Gothic?
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You know, listens to sad music,
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wears black eyeliner...
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When I first saw you, you were
wearing all the black eyeliner.
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I'm not an architect.
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What?
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I started the program and I just...
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I couldn't do it.
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It was my first job, and...
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I started getting
panic attacks at the thought
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of going to work.
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I kept trying to be the me I was...
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when I was with you.
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You always said I was great.
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I was not great, and...
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when they fired me,
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I pretended to go in.
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By the time I stopped pretending...
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I was in quite a mess.
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And then I got married.
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I guess at the time that I met
him, I needed what he gave me.
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You still with him?
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Uh-huh.
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Do you love him?
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When we watch movies,
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he wants me to...
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sit really still
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and quiet.
260
00:14:14,302 --> 00:14:16,602
- You're kidding.
- Well, it sounds worse than it is.
261
00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:18,490
Although, you are,
actually, quite annoying.
262
00:14:18,526 --> 00:14:20,222
- What?
- Yeah, you talking through a movie
263
00:14:20,258 --> 00:14:21,718
was one of our biggest fights.
264
00:14:22,349 --> 00:14:24,149
I don't remember us fighting.
265
00:14:24,184 --> 00:14:25,415
We fought...
266
00:14:25,769 --> 00:14:27,980
all the time.
267
00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:33,027
Laurence and I never fight, really.
268
00:14:37,566 --> 00:14:40,242
But I argue with him inside my head.
269
00:14:43,495 --> 00:14:46,248
And I always used to fantasize
that I was two people.
270
00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:50,544
The normal one that lived with him...
271
00:14:51,879 --> 00:14:55,090
and then this fun person who went out...
272
00:14:56,133 --> 00:14:58,343
and had sex...
273
00:14:59,178 --> 00:15:00,978
and did all this drunken crazy shit
274
00:15:01,014 --> 00:15:02,564
like you were probably doing.
275
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,785
Probably.
276
00:15:04,999 --> 00:15:07,317
Wait, why did you fantasize
you were two people?
277
00:15:07,554 --> 00:15:09,945
Why not just the fun one?
278
00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:11,946
Well, I don't know.
279
00:15:15,694 --> 00:15:17,139
And then, you know,
280
00:15:18,681 --> 00:15:20,115
the usual story.
281
00:15:21,075 --> 00:15:22,789
You wake up and...
282
00:15:24,008 --> 00:15:25,693
it's 12 years later.
283
00:15:28,818 --> 00:15:30,876
I feel like you skipped
quite a bit there.
284
00:15:36,309 --> 00:15:37,809
_
285
00:15:41,534 --> 00:15:43,034
_
286
00:15:45,224 --> 00:15:46,940
We said no phones.
287
00:15:46,975 --> 00:15:49,777
We did. I'm an eejit. I totally forgot.
288
00:15:49,812 --> 00:15:51,570
- Turn it off. Now.
- Okay.
289
00:15:51,605 --> 00:15:53,273
I'm turning it off. I'm sorry.
290
00:15:53,309 --> 00:15:54,323
_
291
00:15:54,358 --> 00:15:55,982
Well, go on then.
292
00:16:00,513 --> 00:16:02,241
It's nearly hotel o'clock.
293
00:16:02,783 --> 00:16:04,910
Oh. It's two hours away.
294
00:16:05,903 --> 00:16:08,253
- Let's get fancy clothes.
- What?
295
00:16:08,288 --> 00:16:10,540
Let's get all dressed up
in fancy clothes.
296
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,760
Well, I guess underwear
would be a good idea.
297
00:16:14,795 --> 00:16:16,606
What kind of underwear?
298
00:16:19,299 --> 00:16:20,968
That's my business.
299
00:16:25,222 --> 00:16:27,015
Hey!
300
00:16:34,152 --> 00:16:36,946
- This is nice.
- Ooh. That is nice.
301
00:16:39,695 --> 00:16:41,411
Oh! Not that nice.
302
00:16:41,446 --> 00:16:42,744
Wait, wait, wait!
303
00:16:43,323 --> 00:16:45,499
Buy it. It'll look great on you.
304
00:16:45,534 --> 00:16:47,914
- It's $600.
- It's a special night.
305
00:16:48,024 --> 00:16:50,555
We're in Chicago. We're
together. This is a dream.
306
00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:54,341
Okay, look, I'm gonna go away
in search of man pants,
307
00:16:54,376 --> 00:16:56,779
and I'm not talking about trousers,
308
00:16:57,421 --> 00:16:59,596
so I'll see you back
309
00:16:59,631 --> 00:17:02,683
inside our hotel in 94 minutes.
310
00:17:02,718 --> 00:17:03,961
Okay?
311
00:17:07,249 --> 00:17:08,292
Billy!
312
00:17:14,730 --> 00:17:16,075
My husband...
313
00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:19,818
froze all my cards and I don't
have an independent income.
314
00:17:22,196 --> 00:17:23,383
It's okay.
315
00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:27,332
- Whoa, whoa! What is that?
- Just take that.
316
00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:29,793
Buy yourself something nice with it.
317
00:17:29,828 --> 00:17:31,211
That sounds like a dirty old man.
318
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,088
Buy yourself something or
don't buy yourself something,
319
00:17:33,123 --> 00:17:36,008
but please take it because
I know how shit it feels
320
00:17:36,043 --> 00:17:38,212
- to be stranded.
- Okay.
321
00:17:39,004 --> 00:17:42,181
That's... Th-thank you. Whoa.
322
00:17:42,216 --> 00:17:43,550
Bye!
323
00:17:57,981 --> 00:17:59,691
Ooh!
324
00:18:06,323 --> 00:18:08,617
Oh no!
325
00:18:09,034 --> 00:18:11,703
Help!
326
00:18:13,630 --> 00:18:16,348
- Are you stuck?
- I'm so stuck!
327
00:18:16,384 --> 00:18:18,627
Look, I think it goes like this.
328
00:18:19,294 --> 00:18:22,464
- Are you sure?
- Yeah. Just let me, okay?
329
00:18:23,090 --> 00:18:24,806
Oh! Oh! Are my tits out?
330
00:18:24,841 --> 00:18:27,886
Yeah, but you got great tits,
so don't worry about it.
331
00:18:28,595 --> 00:18:31,192
Free at last.
332
00:18:31,228 --> 00:18:32,777
Oh, wait a second.
333
00:18:34,101 --> 00:18:35,727
Oh...
334
00:18:37,563 --> 00:18:39,106
Oh my God.
335
00:18:39,523 --> 00:18:41,281
- I can't believe I just did that.
- No.
336
00:18:41,316 --> 00:18:43,075
I mean, you can pull up
your own trousers.
337
00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:45,077
Thank you so much
338
00:18:45,112 --> 00:18:48,574
for helping me. So embarrassing.
339
00:18:48,740 --> 00:18:49,873
- Hi.
- Hi.
340
00:18:49,908 --> 00:18:52,042
- I'm Ruby.
- I'm Alice.
341
00:18:53,704 --> 00:18:54,621
Hm.
342
00:18:55,981 --> 00:18:57,197
Okay, this dress
343
00:18:57,233 --> 00:19:00,168
was disastrous on me,
but you should try it.
344
00:19:00,711 --> 00:19:03,672
- It's my size.
- Then try it on.
345
00:19:04,548 --> 00:19:06,700
- Looks expensive.
- It is.
346
00:19:11,972 --> 00:19:14,940
Well, no slip of material
is worth this much money.
347
00:19:15,146 --> 00:19:16,326
Exactly,
348
00:19:16,435 --> 00:19:18,264
which is why we have...
349
00:19:21,481 --> 00:19:22,990
- What are you doing?!
- Shh!
350
00:19:23,025 --> 00:19:24,192
Go get changed.
351
00:19:43,290 --> 00:19:44,631
Hey.
352
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:47,962
I'm here at my own massive
inconvenience, so where are you?
353
00:19:50,302 --> 00:19:52,102
I can't do it. I
can't do it. I can't do it!
354
00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:53,437
Yes, you can, yes, you can.
355
00:19:53,472 --> 00:19:55,272
When I say run. Ready? Run!
356
00:20:09,738 --> 00:20:11,281
Oh, God!
357
00:20:11,573 --> 00:20:14,718
Oh my God, that was so exciting!
358
00:20:14,754 --> 00:20:17,025
I stole a dress! I stole sneakers!
359
00:20:17,354 --> 00:20:19,404
I would just never do
something like that!
360
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,341
Oh, I feel incredible! I feel so...
361
00:20:22,376 --> 00:20:25,218
Oh my, oh my God!
362
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,763
I've run away from my kids!
363
00:20:27,931 --> 00:20:29,014
What?
364
00:20:29,049 --> 00:20:31,276
I've run away with an ex
365
00:20:31,312 --> 00:20:33,308
who I haven't seen in forever!
366
00:20:33,344 --> 00:20:35,567
And we've got this room
at the Brock Hotel!
367
00:20:35,603 --> 00:20:37,400
And I left my kids with my husband,
368
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:39,886
and they're my babies,
and I miss them so much!
369
00:20:39,922 --> 00:20:42,781
But I just needed to see!
I needed to see!
370
00:20:42,817 --> 00:20:44,866
You just left them for a guy?
371
00:20:44,902 --> 00:20:47,410
D-Don't judge me! I know! I'm awful!
372
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,826
But am I awful? See,
I don't know what I want.
373
00:20:49,861 --> 00:20:52,287
- Well, what triggered it?
- Um...
374
00:20:52,513 --> 00:20:55,165
My husband wanted me
to wait in for his speakers.
375
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:58,249
Oh my God. That's not a reason, is it?
376
00:20:58,285 --> 00:21:00,462
Look, maybe if you're
feeling that bad about it,
377
00:21:00,497 --> 00:21:02,249
maybe you should go home?
378
00:21:02,818 --> 00:21:05,067
- You think?
- I do!
379
00:21:05,103 --> 00:21:06,471
But, the day isn't over.
380
00:21:06,507 --> 00:21:09,026
- The day?
- Well, we said we'd take a day to decide.
381
00:21:09,062 --> 00:21:11,183
Oh! Well, if it's just for a day...
382
00:21:11,425 --> 00:21:13,535
- You think?
- Yeah, do it!
383
00:21:30,862 --> 00:21:32,862
_
384
00:21:34,948 --> 00:21:37,582
- Hey, you know what would be amazing?
- What?
385
00:21:37,617 --> 00:21:39,584
For you to have a gorgeous bath
386
00:21:39,619 --> 00:21:41,621
in that beautiful bathroom.
Have you seen it?
387
00:21:41,955 --> 00:21:44,672
- Now?
- Yeah! Come have a look!
388
00:21:44,890 --> 00:21:46,758
- Do I stink?
- No.
389
00:21:50,287 --> 00:21:52,905
So, let me go down and
get us some room service,
390
00:21:52,941 --> 00:21:54,282
and you can have a lovely bath,
391
00:21:54,318 --> 00:21:56,562
and that way, we won't
have to stop all evening.
392
00:21:57,654 --> 00:22:00,374
Room service comes to
the room, doesn't it?
393
00:22:01,308 --> 00:22:02,574
Not anymore.
394
00:22:03,009 --> 00:22:06,004
They make you go and get it
in these big hotels.
395
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:09,239
- Really?
- Yeah.
396
00:22:09,274 --> 00:22:11,985
Fucking bullshit. Um...
397
00:22:13,548 --> 00:22:15,250
Okay, I'll see you in 20.
398
00:22:34,235 --> 00:22:36,235
_
399
00:22:37,177 --> 00:22:38,845
Mother... cunt.
400
00:22:40,894 --> 00:22:44,115
Stay outta my fuckin' phone.
401
00:22:49,523 --> 00:22:52,073
That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
402
00:22:52,310 --> 00:22:54,822
Don't worry. She doesn't mean it.
403
00:22:55,570 --> 00:22:57,078
You found me!
404
00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:02,007
Why the fuck are you stalking me?
405
00:23:02,043 --> 00:23:04,088
Listen, you've taken a couple
of days off, but it's...
406
00:23:04,124 --> 00:23:06,963
- It's not just a couple days.
- Then what the fuck is it?
407
00:23:07,422 --> 00:23:08,931
Did I not make it clear on the phone?
408
00:23:08,967 --> 00:23:11,214
I'm not doing the tour.
409
00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:13,970
Then you're gonna be facing
some very serious lawsuits.
410
00:23:14,006 --> 00:23:15,369
I will deal with that.
411
00:23:15,510 --> 00:23:17,493
This is no longer your concern.
412
00:23:22,748 --> 00:23:25,163
- What's this?
- It's 10 grand.
413
00:23:25,260 --> 00:23:27,692
- Billy...
- It's, I-I thought...
414
00:23:27,727 --> 00:23:29,319
- How can you be so...
- Shh...
415
00:23:29,354 --> 00:23:31,189
Don't fucking shush me.
416
00:23:31,934 --> 00:23:33,685
Look, we're a team, all right?
417
00:23:34,264 --> 00:23:36,034
We're not an equal team.
I do all the work,
418
00:23:36,069 --> 00:23:38,578
- you get all the praise, but we are a team.
- Wel... Exactly.
419
00:23:39,079 --> 00:23:42,332
The only good thing about this
mess is that it made me realize
420
00:23:42,567 --> 00:23:46,571
I hate what we did together
with all my heart.
421
00:23:49,544 --> 00:23:51,756
You're brilliant.
You'll get another job.
422
00:23:53,203 --> 00:23:55,387
Yeah, but that's just it, Billy. I...
423
00:23:55,422 --> 00:23:57,806
I won't get another job
because all you ever made me
424
00:23:57,841 --> 00:23:59,632
- was your fucking PA.
- You'll be fine...
425
00:23:59,668 --> 00:24:01,143
I won't be fucking fine!
426
00:24:01,179 --> 00:24:03,776
I'm your COO in all but name.
427
00:24:03,812 --> 00:24:06,022
I built this company
from nothing with you,
428
00:24:06,057 --> 00:24:07,607
and I haven't even made any plans
429
00:24:07,642 --> 00:24:10,149
because of all the dedication
that was required.
430
00:24:10,185 --> 00:24:12,868
I haven't met anyone.
I haven't started a family.
431
00:24:12,904 --> 00:24:14,954
Officially, I'm trained in nothing,
432
00:24:14,990 --> 00:24:17,325
so if I wanted cash, Billy,
I'd want a hell of a lot more
433
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,745
than this before I let
you forget about me.
434
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,058
Just saying.
435
00:24:29,289 --> 00:24:30,628
I'm leaving now.
436
00:24:45,263 --> 00:24:46,348
Oh...
437
00:24:52,562 --> 00:24:53,862
Do you trust me?
438
00:24:54,005 --> 00:24:55,381
I think...
439
00:24:56,066 --> 00:24:58,151
I deserve an explanation.
440
00:25:02,551 --> 00:25:04,289
The moratorium's finally over.
441
00:25:04,324 --> 00:25:06,326
Fuck the moratorium.
442
00:25:07,953 --> 00:25:09,105
Okay.
443
00:25:10,997 --> 00:25:12,950
Do you wanna be here with me,
444
00:25:13,541 --> 00:25:15,270
or is this about something else?
445
00:25:15,371 --> 00:25:17,964
- You have a husband.
- I've been totally honest with you.
446
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,465
Is anyone totally honest?
447
00:25:23,468 --> 00:25:25,429
Are you using me, Billy?
448
00:25:27,447 --> 00:25:30,116
N... No, I'm not using you.
449
00:25:39,025 --> 00:25:40,448
Ask me anything.
450
00:25:41,695 --> 00:25:43,021
I'll tell you the truth.
451
00:25:45,031 --> 00:25:46,526
Are you in trouble?
452
00:25:48,201 --> 00:25:49,262
Yeah.
453
00:25:51,567 --> 00:25:54,047
- Are you a bank robber?
- It's my money.
454
00:25:54,082 --> 00:25:57,618
Most people don't carry around
a giant bag of their own money.
455
00:25:57,654 --> 00:26:01,089
I know. But I made a huge mistake, so...
456
00:26:01,881 --> 00:26:03,116
Uh-uh.
457
00:26:15,311 --> 00:26:17,012
I have this money
458
00:26:17,147 --> 00:26:19,446
because I fucked up in my job.
459
00:26:20,165 --> 00:26:22,052
People are very mad at me,
460
00:26:22,894 --> 00:26:26,060
and so I'm taking my money
because I can't ever go back.
461
00:26:28,109 --> 00:26:31,042
Everyone knows I'm full of shit...
462
00:26:31,279 --> 00:26:34,581
- ...and I don't know what to do.
- What happened?
463
00:26:36,792 --> 00:26:40,542
Three days ago,
I'm at my biggest ever event.
464
00:26:40,645 --> 00:26:43,888
Pre-sold, full capacity,
hundreds of people with...
465
00:26:44,181 --> 00:26:46,691
more shows pre-sold to thousands more.
466
00:26:46,912 --> 00:26:49,054
And as part of my show,
right in the beginning,
467
00:26:49,545 --> 00:26:51,646
I pull someone up from the crowd
468
00:26:51,681 --> 00:26:53,240
and they tell me their problem.
469
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,233
I give them a few words,
and they're happy.
470
00:26:55,268 --> 00:26:57,485
The crowd's happy,
and we're off to a great start.
471
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:58,745
So, I pull someone up.
472
00:26:59,606 --> 00:27:00,883
Nice woman,
473
00:27:01,107 --> 00:27:03,276
lovely smile. Jackie.
474
00:27:04,736 --> 00:27:06,745
And Jackie says that
her beloved husband,
475
00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:08,663
Brad, died a few weeks ago.
476
00:27:08,995 --> 00:27:12,530
So, I go into condolence mode, but no.
477
00:27:12,963 --> 00:27:14,669
She doesn't want that because the reason
478
00:27:14,704 --> 00:27:16,463
Brad died, she says,
479
00:27:16,498 --> 00:27:18,423
is because he killed himself
480
00:27:18,542 --> 00:27:20,851
as a result of a mental breakdown
481
00:27:21,422 --> 00:27:23,511
shortly after coming off his meds.
482
00:27:23,546 --> 00:27:26,181
And the reason Brad came off his meds,
483
00:27:26,380 --> 00:27:29,844
according to Jackie,
is because I told him to.
484
00:27:33,698 --> 00:27:36,684
- You didn't say that?
- Not literally, no.
485
00:27:37,258 --> 00:27:40,344
- Not literally?
- And so, I started to sweat.
486
00:27:40,772 --> 00:27:42,399
And I heard this voice...
487
00:27:42,435 --> 00:27:44,282
It was my voice, but it
was, like, disembodied,
488
00:27:44,317 --> 00:27:46,784
like it was somebody
else's voice, you know?
489
00:27:48,446 --> 00:27:50,104
And I think it said,
490
00:27:50,490 --> 00:27:52,116
"Do you know what, Jackie?
491
00:27:52,325 --> 00:27:53,635
"You're right.
492
00:27:54,278 --> 00:27:55,960
"Who am I to be preaching
at you like this?
493
00:27:55,995 --> 00:27:58,261
"I'm a 37-year-old man
494
00:27:58,820 --> 00:28:00,907
"without a life or a girlfriend
495
00:28:00,943 --> 00:28:04,260
"or even a proper home.
I'm a fuckin' fraud,
496
00:28:04,497 --> 00:28:06,840
"and I am as guilty of
your husband's death
497
00:28:06,876 --> 00:28:08,930
as if I had killed him myself."
498
00:28:10,441 --> 00:28:12,391
And then I told them all to go home.
499
00:28:17,773 --> 00:28:19,206
And this was...
500
00:28:19,703 --> 00:28:22,153
10 minutes into a three-day event,
501
00:28:22,188 --> 00:28:23,460
by the way,
502
00:28:24,793 --> 00:28:26,248
so that went down well.
503
00:28:26,284 --> 00:28:27,859
And now, there are memes of me,
504
00:28:27,895 --> 00:28:29,766
and I think I'm just
becoming like a bit of a...
505
00:28:29,802 --> 00:28:31,554
- A laughingstock.
- ...scapegoat.
506
00:28:32,307 --> 00:28:34,253
- Um... Yeah.
- Huh?
507
00:28:36,051 --> 00:28:38,580
No, I guess laughingstock's about right.
508
00:28:46,757 --> 00:28:48,921
If you want to go home, I'll understand.
509
00:28:50,609 --> 00:28:53,909
But I'll tell you one thing,
absolutely honestly.
510
00:28:58,349 --> 00:29:00,037
I really don't want you to.
511
00:29:39,307 --> 00:29:44,554
? Curse the things that
made me sad for so long ?
512
00:29:47,315 --> 00:29:49,908
? Yeah, it hurts to think that ?
513
00:29:49,943 --> 00:29:53,446
? They can still go on ?
514
00:29:55,782 --> 00:29:57,749
? I'm happy now ?
515
00:29:57,784 --> 00:30:00,752
Oh, Billy.
516
00:30:00,787 --> 00:30:03,880
Oh, Billy.
517
00:30:03,915 --> 00:30:07,085
? Are you happy now? ?
518
00:30:20,807 --> 00:30:23,066
? Spoke out the things that ?
519
00:30:23,101 --> 00:30:26,312
? You've worked out to be wrong ?
520
00:30:28,690 --> 00:30:32,158
? You got two hands
to take all you can ?
521
00:30:32,193 --> 00:30:34,862
? But don't take too long ?
522
00:30:37,156 --> 00:30:40,827
? To be happy ?
523
00:30:41,452 --> 00:30:43,538
? Somehow ?
524
00:30:45,206 --> 00:30:48,334
? Are you happy now? ?
525
00:30:55,508 --> 00:30:57,684
? Figured out ?
526
00:30:57,719 --> 00:30:59,644
? I'm good ?
527
00:30:59,679 --> 00:31:02,814
? Turn me down like I knew I should ?
528
00:31:02,849 --> 00:31:05,984
? Punch-drunk, dumbstruck, potluck ?
529
00:31:06,019 --> 00:31:07,687
? Happy happy ?
530
00:31:11,524 --> 00:31:14,158
? But don't chicken out ?
531
00:31:14,193 --> 00:31:16,327
? It's all good ?
532
00:31:16,362 --> 00:31:19,497
? You're allowed to be what you could ?
533
00:31:19,532 --> 00:31:23,661
? Punch drunk, dumbstruck,
potluck, happy happy ?
534
00:31:27,331 --> 00:31:30,543
? Happy ?
535
00:31:31,210 --> 00:31:32,754
? Now ?
536
00:31:35,006 --> 00:31:38,342
? Happy ?
537
00:31:38,885 --> 00:31:41,054
? Now ?
538
00:31:42,722 --> 00:31:45,850
? Happy... ?
539
00:31:54,362 --> 00:31:55,703
Where are we?
540
00:31:55,739 --> 00:31:57,741
Oh, my God.
541
00:31:57,987 --> 00:32:00,287
- Laurence, I'm sorry.
- I don't want sorry.
542
00:32:00,323 --> 00:32:01,741
Are you having another breakdown?
543
00:32:04,077 --> 00:32:05,411
Are you following me?
544
00:32:05,912 --> 00:32:08,004
My friend that I met
at the department store...
545
00:32:08,039 --> 00:32:10,423
- She's on the train.
- What does she look like?
546
00:32:10,458 --> 00:32:13,018
Short, pretty, dark hair.
547
00:32:16,380 --> 00:32:19,258
He has this big bag of money.
548
00:32:20,510 --> 00:32:22,595
Ruby, you don't know him anymore.
549
00:32:23,387 --> 00:32:24,937
I wasn't totally honest with you
550
00:32:24,972 --> 00:32:26,766
about what happened on stage.
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