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male narrator: Asia,
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land of exotic beauty,
untold wonders,
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and home
to civilizations
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that have existed
for thousands of years‐‐
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[record scratch effect]
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[playing recorder]
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♪ ♪
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[cow moos]
Until now.
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[Steppenwolf's
"Born to be Wild"]
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Four living legends
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embark on a journey
across Asia‐‐
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‐ [yelling]
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narrator: For the time
of their lives.
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‐ [yelling]
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narrator:
Starring TV superstar,
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Henry Winkler.
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‐ ♪ Born to be wild ♪
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narrator: Cultural icon,
William Shatner.
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‐ [yelling]
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‐ Hey, hey, hey!
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narrator: NFL Hall of Famer
Terry Bradshaw.
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‐ ♪ Born to be wild ♪
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narrator: Former heavyweight
champion George Foreman,
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and introducing
Jeff Dye as...
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‐ Jeffrey!
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narrator:
The sidekick.
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‐ ♪ Born to be wild ♪
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narrator: Tonight,
on the final leg
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of their adventure...
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‐ We don't need
an international incident.
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narrator: Phuket...
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‐ Yours truly is turning 67
in Phuket.
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narrator:
And Chiang Mai.
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♪ ♪
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‐ I am king of the jungle!
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Ho ho!
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‐ ♪ I never want to die ♪
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‐ I never dreamed of seeing
anything like this.
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narrator: "Better late...
‐ [yells]
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‐ You got people behind you.
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narrator: Than never.
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‐ This is cool!
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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‐ Next stop, Thailand!
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[all snoring]
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‐ So this week,
it's Terry Bradshaw's birthday.
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‐ Right.
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‐ And have you noticed that
Terry is reading your book?
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‐ I know.
‐ Yeah.
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‐ You know, one of the rules
when I become 80?
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‐ What?
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‐ The one rule
I'm always gonna have is,
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"Just smile.
You're lucky you made it."
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‐ Who said that?
‐ Martin Luther King?
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‐ I don't know.
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That's always gonna be
a saying of mine.
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‐ And maybe it's time
for him to grow up.
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‐ Oh.
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‐ Not a chance.
‐ Okay.
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[bell dings]
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‐ Just smile
because it's my birthday.
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I should get my way, right?
[laughs]
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all: ♪ We're gonna have
a good day ♪
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♪ And all my homies
gonna ride today ♪
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‐ That's right.
all: ♪ And all these mommies ♪
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♪ look fly today ♪
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♪ Hey, we're gonna have
a good day ♪
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♪ And ain't nobody
gotta cry today ♪
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‐ Uh‐uh.
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♪ Save that drama
for another day ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
‐ Whoo!
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all: ♪ We're gonna have
a good day ♪
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‐ Good morning,
good morning!
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‐ Wow.
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all: ♪ We're gonna have
a good day ♪
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‐ Look at it.
Gorgeous!
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‐ Boy, isn't that
something?
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‐ I'm sick of stopping
every ten seconds to go pee.
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In Thailand,
they all ride around
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in these things
called tuk‐tuks,
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which is kinda like an Uber
except without windows,
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seat belts, safety.
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‐ Ooh, pineapple.
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Mmm! Oh!
God dang, that scared me.
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‐ So this probably is not
gonna end well,
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but it will end fun.
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‐ What do you think,
guys, race?
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‐ [clucking]
‐ Let's go!
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‐ Hey, wait a minute, guys.
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‐ You want
some of this?
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‐ Come on, let's go!
‐ Get on 'em, baby!
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[laughing]
‐ Wait a minute!
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Guys,
for gosh sakes!
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‐ Catch em!
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‐ Fasten your seat belt,
boys,
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'cause it is gonna be
a bumpy ride.
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‐ Eat my dust, loser!
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‐ [laughing]
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‐ We're missing
the culture!
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‐ Whoo‐hoo!
‐ Stop it!
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‐ Can you believe this?
Look at Shatner.
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‐ You're driving me nuts.
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‐ I'm the one that's doing
all the experiencing here.
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What's wrong with him?
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‐ There's no need
for this, guys.
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[all shouting]
‐ Let's win!
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‐ Atta baby!
‐ You head on down that road!
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[upbeat music]
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‐ What are we doing?
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[dogs barking]
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‐ We don't need
an international incident, guys.
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‐ Kiss my ass!
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‐ Stop it!
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Reasoning with Terry Bradshaw is
like reasoning with a toddler.
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You're all too old for this!
‐ [laughs]
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‐ And that's unfair
to toddlers.
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‐ What a way to bring in
my birthday!
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‐ [laughing]
‐ Uh‐oh.
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Whoa! Whoa!
‐ Whoa, what's going on here?
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[car horn honking]
‐ What the‐‐
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‐ Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
‐ What's going on?
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both: Whoa! whoa!
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‐ What's‐‐
‐ Hey! Hey!
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We round this corner,
then all of a sudden
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we're just stopped
dead in our tracks.
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They're having water games.
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I don't know
what they're doing.
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‐ What is everybody doing?
‐ I don't know.
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‐ Why are you
throwing water?
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‐ Whoa! Why?
‐ What is this?
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‐ What in the world?
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[all cheering]
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Oh!
[horn honks]
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[laughter]
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We can't get through there,
so of course we do
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what you're supposed to do.
We're competitive.
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We jump out
and we join in the game.
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[upbeat music]
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Oh, God, George.
Get out!
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‐ [bleep]
‐ Whoa!
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[Icona Pop's "I Love It"]
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‐ This way.
‐ What in the name‐‐
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‐ ♪ I got this feeling
on the summer day ♪
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‐ Where we going?
‐ Hey!
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I'm gonna put stuff
on your face.
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‐ ♪ I don't care
I love it ♪
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♪ I don't care ♪
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♪ ♪
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‐ This is great.
This is an opportunity for Terry
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to just clean the slate
and become a new man.
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‐ ♪ I don't care ♪
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‐ I'm must not be‐‐oh!
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‐ ♪ I don't care ♪
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♪ I don't care
I love it ♪
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‐ Hey, bend over.
You need cleansing.
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‐ This is crazy!
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‐ ♪ I don't care ♪
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‐ Don't drink the water.
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‐ Now you tell me.
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‐ Ahh!
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‐ We haven't even gotten
to the hotel yet.
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‐ I'm gonna be honest
with you.
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This is the first shower
I've had in four days.
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‐ ♪ I love it ♪
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‐ Welcome to Thailand.
[laughing]
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[tribal music]
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♪ ♪
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‐ That was fun.
‐ Well, it was...
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I'll tell ya.
All my sins are gone.
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‐ [speaking in Thai]
welcome.
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‐ Hello.
‐ Hi.
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We're gonna check in
the hotel now.
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‐ Oh.
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‐ Wow. Okay.
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‐ Ohh!
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‐ Wow.
‐ Thailand!
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‐ Thailand!
I love Thailand.
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‐ That was some festival.
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‐ Wait a minute.
We're at the wrong hotel.
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‐ Ahh!
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[rock music]
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‐ Hi, we'd like to put something
on our bodies forever.
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‐ Ah!
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♪ ♪
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‐ A little further over,
you got my spleen.
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[both groaning]
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‐ [screams]
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♪ ♪
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‐ Okay.
‐ Whoo!
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‐ I got it!
‐ Henry!
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♪ ♪
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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‐ This week,
Terry Bradshaw's celebrating
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his 67th year
on planet Earth,
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so I wanted to make it
really special.
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This will be the best decision
we ever made
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over a couple of drinks.
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[techno music]
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♪ ♪
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[gong effect]
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‐ Bill, if you were gonna
get a tattoo...
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‐ Yeah.
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‐ Would you get it
in Thailand?
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‐ No, I'd get it
on my ass.
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‐ Oh.
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‐ Hi, we'd like to put something
on our bodies forever.
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‐ Nervous. I'm real nervous.
Can you tell?
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‐ Yep.
‐ But I got a real reason
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for doing this.
I'm going with this.
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‐ All right.
‐ Alpha Omega.
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‐ Okay.
‐ Beginning and the end,
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and in honor
of my two girls.
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‐ I didn't know you'd get
all "Bill Shatner" on me,
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you know, with all‐‐
‐ No.
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I'm a little nervous.
I'm petrified of needles,
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and this is all needles,
so my honest, simple question
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is, "Is it gonna hurt?"
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‐ Yeah, it will.
‐ Yeah?
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‐ Well, that was
comforting.
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‐ That's it?
‐ Yep.
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‐ Can I get a pain level
from you?
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Like, one to ten?
‐ [laughs]
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‐ Yeah, about ten.
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‐ Terry's freaking out.
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‐ Hey, what is that stuff
they give you
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in a dentist's office?
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Seriously, I'm having trouble
breathing over here.
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‐ But in all seriousness,
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I haven't told anyone or Terry
what I'm gonna get yet.
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But I do know he's gonna be
really flattered
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and it's gonna
blow his mind.
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‐ [exhales]
Golly.
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Boy, I am so nervous.
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Someone put
a blood pressure monitor on me.
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‐ What are you,
a thousand years old?
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‐ Shut up!
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Loud‐mouth 30‐year‐old.
I'm ready!
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‐ Terry is 66 years old.
Why would he want to‐‐
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‐ Don't ask.
George‐‐
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‐ Yes.
‐ Is sleeping.
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‐ What's new?
‐ What's new?
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‐ [snoring]
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‐ What are we gonna do?
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‐ We're going to do
something special.
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We're going to do something
that's so cultural,
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so part of the country
that we'll never ever forget it.
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‐ Can't wait.
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[peaceful music]
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♪ ♪
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‐ [groans]
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‐ Oh, right there.
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‐ Oh.
‐ Ooh, yeah.
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‐ Bill?
‐ Yeah.
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‐ I never thought
I would be getting
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a couples massage with you
in Thailand.
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‐ Henry, I don't want you
to take this too far.
259
00:09:08,837 --> 00:09:10,507
You know what I mean?
‐ Yeah.
260
00:09:17,804 --> 00:09:19,394
‐ Wait. Wait.
261
00:09:19,389 --> 00:09:20,889
Okay.
Ow!
262
00:09:20,891 --> 00:09:23,731
You are bending me
into a new zip code.
263
00:09:23,727 --> 00:09:25,227
‐ Okay.
‐ Okay.
264
00:09:25,229 --> 00:09:26,229
‐ All right!
265
00:09:26,230 --> 00:09:27,650
‐ This is relaxing?
266
00:09:27,648 --> 00:09:29,568
‐ Henry, go with it.
Get into the muscle.
267
00:09:29,566 --> 00:09:31,356
‐ Thailand is way more
beautiful than I thought!
268
00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:32,820
‐ ♪ Whoa!
I feel good ♪
269
00:09:32,819 --> 00:09:34,909
‐ Ah! Hey!
270
00:09:34,905 --> 00:09:37,565
♪ I knew that I would now ♪
271
00:09:37,574 --> 00:09:39,204
‐ Oh, yeah.
Felt something pop.
272
00:09:39,201 --> 00:09:40,411
What was that?
273
00:09:40,410 --> 00:09:41,790
‐ Oh, my God!
274
00:09:41,787 --> 00:09:42,787
‐ ♪ So good ♪
275
00:09:42,788 --> 00:09:43,788
‐ [groans]
‐ [groans]
276
00:09:43,789 --> 00:09:44,749
‐ ♪ So good ♪
277
00:09:44,748 --> 00:09:46,668
‐ [groans]
‐ Oh!
278
00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:48,747
Oh, oh.
Hold it just a second.
279
00:09:48,752 --> 00:09:51,002
Ho. B‐‐
Oh!
280
00:09:51,004 --> 00:09:53,224
‐ ♪ I feel nice ♪
281
00:09:53,215 --> 00:09:54,585
‐ Henry?
‐ Yes?
282
00:09:54,591 --> 00:09:56,761
‐ Help me.
‐ Man, that‐‐that‐‐that‐‐
283
00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:57,760
‐ Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
‐ Okay?
284
00:09:57,761 --> 00:09:59,221
‐ I'm seeing stars.
285
00:09:59,221 --> 00:10:01,601
‐ Ahh.
‐ That‐‐that‐‐that‐‐
286
00:10:01,598 --> 00:10:04,058
‐ I challenge you.
Make me scream.
287
00:10:04,059 --> 00:10:05,439
[cracking effect]
Oh, yeah.
288
00:10:05,435 --> 00:10:06,555
‐ Terry, yours is done,
right?
289
00:10:06,561 --> 00:10:08,901
‐ [scoffs] No.
‐ [laughing]
290
00:10:08,897 --> 00:10:11,777
‐ [imitating monkey]
291
00:10:11,775 --> 00:10:13,395
Pfft.
[bleep], man.
292
00:10:13,402 --> 00:10:14,402
‐ ♪ I know that I can
do no wrong ♪
293
00:10:14,403 --> 00:10:17,783
‐ [humming]
294
00:10:17,781 --> 00:10:19,121
♪ ♪
295
00:10:19,116 --> 00:10:21,616
There's no such thing
as Bigfoot.
296
00:10:21,618 --> 00:10:24,328
Bigfoot‐‐Bigfoot's
in commercials.
297
00:10:24,329 --> 00:10:25,789
[laughing]
‐ Well‐‐
298
00:10:25,789 --> 00:10:27,749
‐ He's the beef jerky guy.
299
00:10:27,749 --> 00:10:29,289
[laughing]
300
00:10:29,293 --> 00:10:31,463
‐ Ah.
Oy‐yi‐yi.
301
00:10:31,461 --> 00:10:32,961
‐ Oh, yeah.
302
00:10:32,963 --> 00:10:34,803
‐ Hey! I'm through!
303
00:10:34,798 --> 00:10:36,928
All right!
First tattoo!
304
00:10:36,925 --> 00:10:39,585
Let me see what you got.
‐ Boom.
305
00:10:39,594 --> 00:10:41,814
‐ Get outta here!
‐ T. B.
306
00:10:41,805 --> 00:10:43,805
‐ Get outta here!
‐ Number 12.
307
00:10:43,807 --> 00:10:46,597
I got the number 12 because
it's my favorite quarterback,
308
00:10:46,601 --> 00:10:50,111
T. B.‐‐Four Super Bowls.
309
00:10:50,105 --> 00:10:51,975
Tom Brady.
310
00:10:51,982 --> 00:10:54,652
No, I'm just kidding.
It's Terry Bradshaw.
311
00:10:54,651 --> 00:11:00,621
♪ ♪
312
00:11:00,615 --> 00:11:02,235
This is for you, buddy.
313
00:11:02,242 --> 00:11:04,372
‐ When Jeff put a 12
on his shoulder
314
00:11:04,369 --> 00:11:08,169
in honor of me,
that was pretty touching.
315
00:11:08,165 --> 00:11:10,165
That was a pretty special
moment for me.
316
00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:12,997
This is the best birthday.
I feel like a new man.
317
00:11:13,003 --> 00:11:14,673
Can I have a tissue?
318
00:11:14,671 --> 00:11:17,421
[laughing]
I'm just kidding.
319
00:11:17,424 --> 00:11:18,474
♪ ♪
320
00:11:18,467 --> 00:11:19,587
‐ My dude.
‐ Love it, man.
321
00:11:19,593 --> 00:11:20,973
‐ All right.
322
00:11:20,969 --> 00:11:22,469
‐ A little over.
A little‐‐
323
00:11:22,471 --> 00:11:23,721
‐ Massages were great,
right?
324
00:11:24,765 --> 00:11:26,175
Are you not happy now?
325
00:11:26,183 --> 00:11:27,813
‐ I should've gotten
a tattoo.
326
00:11:27,809 --> 00:11:29,519
A little further over,
you got my spleen.
327
00:11:29,519 --> 00:11:32,519
‐ ♪ Hey! ♪
‐ [screams]
328
00:11:32,522 --> 00:11:35,612
♪ ♪
329
00:11:35,609 --> 00:11:37,069
[scream continues]
330
00:11:40,864 --> 00:11:41,824
‐ I gotta get up there.
331
00:11:41,823 --> 00:11:42,873
‐ Hit him!
Oh!
332
00:11:42,866 --> 00:11:44,366
‐ Oh!
333
00:11:45,911 --> 00:11:47,201
‐ Hi there.
334
00:11:48,747 --> 00:11:50,167
‐ Ha ha!
‐ Yeah.
335
00:11:54,461 --> 00:11:56,881
‐ Jeff‐‐
‐ [laughing]
336
00:12:05,931 --> 00:12:09,521
[groovy music]
337
00:12:09,518 --> 00:12:10,688
‐ Phuket?
‐ Phuket.
338
00:12:10,685 --> 00:12:12,805
‐ I will never‐‐
both: Phuket.
339
00:12:12,813 --> 00:12:14,863
‐ I always wanted
to come to Asia.
340
00:12:14,856 --> 00:12:16,566
It is more than I thought.
341
00:12:16,566 --> 00:12:18,736
‐ Amazing, isn't it?
‐ It's just‐‐the culture.
342
00:12:18,735 --> 00:12:21,195
‐ Maybe we should've got
three tuk‐tuks.
343
00:12:21,196 --> 00:12:23,196
Tuk‐tucked
in the middle here.
344
00:12:23,198 --> 00:12:25,578
‐ I'm happy to celebrate
my birthday here in Phuket
345
00:12:25,575 --> 00:12:26,905
with my buddies.
346
00:12:26,910 --> 00:12:29,040
I guess you could say
this is my...
347
00:12:29,037 --> 00:12:31,247
"tucket" list.
348
00:12:31,248 --> 00:12:33,708
‐ Come on, guys.
‐ Where we headed?
349
00:12:33,708 --> 00:12:35,918
‐ There it is.
That's what I'm talking about.
350
00:12:35,919 --> 00:12:39,049
Terry, I've got the perfect
birthday gift for you.
351
00:12:39,047 --> 00:12:40,417
‐ Have you ever fought
Muay Thai, George?
352
00:12:40,424 --> 00:12:41,844
‐ Never, never, never.
353
00:12:41,842 --> 00:12:43,222
See, I don't believe
in kicking.
354
00:12:43,218 --> 00:12:44,258
‐ Well, with your right hand,
no wonder.
355
00:12:44,261 --> 00:12:45,221
‐ [laughs]
356
00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:47,220
Boys, we are going in.
357
00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:50,890
[bell dings]
[women cheering]
358
00:12:52,102 --> 00:12:53,402
[crowd cheering]
359
00:12:53,395 --> 00:12:56,355
‐ Are you ready
to rumble?
360
00:12:56,356 --> 00:12:58,396
‐ Whoa!
361
00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,190
‐ Oh!
‐ [screams]
362
00:13:00,193 --> 00:13:01,783
‐ Whoa!
363
00:13:01,778 --> 00:13:04,408
Muay Thai, also known
as "The art of eight limbs."
364
00:13:06,741 --> 00:13:08,581
The hands become
a sword and knife.
365
00:13:09,995 --> 00:13:12,655
The shins and the forearms
act as armor.
366
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:17,038
The elbow is used
as a hammer.
367
00:13:17,043 --> 00:13:18,463
Oh!
368
00:13:18,462 --> 00:13:22,052
Legs and knees become
the axe and staff.
369
00:13:22,048 --> 00:13:23,428
‐ Oh!
370
00:13:23,425 --> 00:13:24,925
‐ The body grapples
for an opening
371
00:13:24,926 --> 00:13:27,006
to take their enemy
to the ground to kill.
372
00:13:28,138 --> 00:13:30,138
[crowd cheering]
373
00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:31,270
‐ Whoo!
374
00:13:31,266 --> 00:13:34,636
[crowd cheering]
375
00:13:34,644 --> 00:13:36,774
‐ That was the one!
376
00:13:46,156 --> 00:13:49,946
[all cheering]
377
00:13:49,951 --> 00:13:53,371
‐ George Foreman!
Whoo!
378
00:13:53,371 --> 00:13:54,921
[bell dings]
379
00:14:01,338 --> 00:14:04,378
[all chanting "George"]
380
00:14:06,426 --> 00:14:07,506
He's coming down!
381
00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:09,140
[all cheering]
382
00:14:09,137 --> 00:14:11,677
‐ George!
Go get 'em, big guy!
383
00:14:11,681 --> 00:14:14,141
‐ Look at that.
Look how natural that looks.
384
00:14:14,142 --> 00:14:15,192
[crowd cheering]
385
00:14:15,185 --> 00:14:17,225
Yes!
386
00:14:20,315 --> 00:14:23,145
[laughter]
‐ Oh, yes. Oh, yeah.
387
00:14:23,151 --> 00:14:24,361
‐ I'm gonna do it.
388
00:14:24,361 --> 00:14:26,781
‐ I wouldn't
if I were you.
389
00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:28,700
‐ You're not me.
390
00:14:28,698 --> 00:14:30,368
‐ This is your chance.
‐ I gotta get up there.
391
00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:32,407
‐ We've had a lot of bad ideas
on this trip.
392
00:14:32,410 --> 00:14:34,410
‐ Uh‐huh.
‐ This one is the worst, Bill.
393
00:14:34,412 --> 00:14:36,622
‐ Or the best.
394
00:14:36,623 --> 00:14:38,633
I'm gotta try this.
I'm going up there.
395
00:14:38,625 --> 00:14:40,875
[rhythmic music]
396
00:14:40,877 --> 00:14:43,457
‐ That's it. He's dead.
‐ Ding!
397
00:14:43,463 --> 00:14:45,173
Don't hurt yourself, Bill!
398
00:14:45,173 --> 00:14:46,553
‐ This guy's
fought dinosaurs.
399
00:14:46,549 --> 00:14:48,639
‐ Take it easy, Bill!
400
00:14:48,635 --> 00:14:50,635
‐ We didn't get to say
good‐bye to this idiot.
401
00:14:50,637 --> 00:14:53,347
‐ This just dawned on me.
402
00:14:53,348 --> 00:14:55,478
[laughs]
403
00:14:55,475 --> 00:14:58,225
Thailand is where I said
he'd be checking out.
404
00:14:58,228 --> 00:15:00,358
‐ You called it.
‐ I know.
405
00:15:00,355 --> 00:15:02,725
‐ I'm afraid of dying.
406
00:15:02,732 --> 00:15:05,362
‐ He doesn't know this,
but we picked the country
407
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:08,320
we thought he would not
make it out of alive.
408
00:15:08,321 --> 00:15:09,861
‐ I don't wanna be
the first to go.
409
00:15:09,864 --> 00:15:11,574
‐ I think he's going down
on Thailand.
410
00:15:11,574 --> 00:15:13,414
[echoing]
Thailand.
411
00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:15,870
‐ I just didn't know George
would be the one murdering him.
412
00:15:15,870 --> 00:15:17,250
‐ [laughs]
‐ I thought he was gonna die
413
00:15:17,247 --> 00:15:18,497
from natural diseases
or something.
414
00:15:18,498 --> 00:15:19,708
‐ I know.
415
00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:22,248
‐ Are you ready?
‐ No. No, no, no.
416
00:15:22,252 --> 00:15:23,672
‐ Punch him in the pacemaker!
‐ Oh! Oh!
417
00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:25,260
Oh, no, no, no.
418
00:15:25,255 --> 00:15:27,755
‐ Try and knock me out, George.
How hard can that be?
419
00:15:27,757 --> 00:15:29,377
‐ Oh! Ah!
420
00:15:29,384 --> 00:15:31,264
‐ Jab, jab, jab!
‐ Oh! Oh! Oh!
421
00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:33,681
‐ Has Bill lost his mind?
422
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,270
Okay, hold it. Hold it.
423
00:15:35,265 --> 00:15:36,425
Let's get the gloves.
‐ Let's get the gloves.
424
00:15:36,433 --> 00:15:38,393
‐ Oh!
‐ What? You want to‐‐
425
00:15:38,393 --> 00:15:40,403
That's sissy, man.
426
00:15:40,395 --> 00:15:42,895
‐ Oh, my gosh.
Uh‐oh!
427
00:15:42,897 --> 00:15:44,567
[dramatic music]
428
00:15:44,566 --> 00:15:46,606
‐ Come on, George.
Come on. Come on, George.
429
00:15:46,609 --> 00:15:48,239
Mix 'em up!
Come on! George!
430
00:15:48,236 --> 00:15:50,446
I knew George Foreman
when he was a killer.
431
00:15:50,447 --> 00:15:51,867
‐ Come on, George!
432
00:15:51,865 --> 00:15:54,615
Now he's a mama's boy.
433
00:15:54,617 --> 00:15:56,827
He loves his mama.
434
00:15:58,788 --> 00:15:59,788
[dramatic music]
435
00:15:59,789 --> 00:16:02,379
[roaring effect]
436
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:03,455
‐ Oh, my‐‐
‐ Oh!
437
00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:05,590
‐ Uh‐oh.
This isn't good.
438
00:16:07,797 --> 00:16:09,967
[microphone feedback effect]
439
00:16:09,966 --> 00:16:13,216
[eerie music]
440
00:16:13,219 --> 00:16:15,759
Bill!
441
00:16:18,475 --> 00:16:19,885
[siren wailing]
442
00:16:19,893 --> 00:16:23,813
And down goes Shatner!
Down goes Shatner!
443
00:16:23,813 --> 00:16:26,323
Bill!
‐ Bill.
444
00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:27,976
‐ Bill, can you hear me?
445
00:16:27,984 --> 00:16:31,244
‐ [echoing]
Oh, my God.
446
00:16:31,237 --> 00:16:32,657
What happened?
447
00:16:32,655 --> 00:16:34,275
‐ He hit you in the face.
‐ Was it good?
448
00:16:34,282 --> 00:16:35,832
‐ You went down
like a sack of potatoes.
449
00:16:35,825 --> 00:16:39,285
‐ Was it good? Was it good?
‐ He was great.
450
00:16:39,287 --> 00:16:40,537
‐ Wow.
451
00:16:40,538 --> 00:16:42,118
‐ There.
It's right there.
452
00:16:42,123 --> 00:16:44,133
That's where the bruise is.
‐ Wow.
453
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:45,285
‐ Bruise?
It's bleeding, right?
454
00:16:45,293 --> 00:16:46,293
‐ Yeah.
No, it's not bleeding,
455
00:16:46,294 --> 00:16:47,754
but it's turning purple.
456
00:16:47,754 --> 00:16:49,014
‐ Tell me again
what happened.
457
00:16:49,005 --> 00:16:50,005
‐ And this one's
for your ego.
458
00:16:50,006 --> 00:16:51,296
‐ You‐‐you kept‐‐you‐‐
459
00:16:51,299 --> 00:16:52,759
‐ I hate to say
I told you so.
460
00:16:52,759 --> 00:16:53,839
‐ Then don't, okay?
461
00:16:53,843 --> 00:16:55,103
‐ I won't.
‐ All right.
462
00:16:55,095 --> 00:16:56,425
‐ He started hitting me
for real,
463
00:16:56,429 --> 00:16:58,009
like, "I don't like this,
you know."
464
00:16:58,014 --> 00:17:00,394
[all laughing]
465
00:17:02,102 --> 00:17:03,272
‐ Let's go see
the elephants.
466
00:17:03,269 --> 00:17:04,599
‐ He's giving me
a signal.
467
00:17:04,604 --> 00:17:06,524
‐ I wanna ride.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
468
00:17:06,523 --> 00:17:08,073
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
469
00:17:09,526 --> 00:17:10,856
‐ Ooh!
470
00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:12,650
‐ Oh, my God.
Here come the monkeys.
471
00:17:12,654 --> 00:17:13,994
‐ There's 50 of 'em.
472
00:17:13,988 --> 00:17:15,908
‐ Oh!
God, don't scare me.
473
00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:29,335
[honky‐tonk music]
474
00:17:29,337 --> 00:17:31,717
‐ Here we are.
It's Terry's birthday.
475
00:17:31,715 --> 00:17:33,215
To our birthday boy.
‐ Yeah.
476
00:17:33,216 --> 00:17:35,046
‐ Can anybody sing
"Birthday"?
477
00:17:35,051 --> 00:17:37,721
‐ He has
a really melodic voice.
478
00:17:37,721 --> 00:17:40,181
‐ ♪ Amazing Grace ♪
479
00:17:40,181 --> 00:17:41,561
‐ Hold it, hold it,
hold it, hold it.
480
00:17:41,558 --> 00:17:42,558
Oh, don't do that.
481
00:17:42,559 --> 00:17:43,519
both: ♪ How‐‐ ♪
482
00:17:43,518 --> 00:17:44,888
‐ He sings gospel.
483
00:17:44,894 --> 00:17:46,864
‐ ♪ Oh, Henry, Henry ♪
484
00:17:46,855 --> 00:17:48,355
♪ The Fonz you do ♪
485
00:17:48,356 --> 00:17:49,516
‐ He sings western.
486
00:17:49,524 --> 00:17:52,744
‐ ♪ My first love story ♪
487
00:17:52,736 --> 00:17:54,066
‐ Doesn't matter where.
488
00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:58,200
‐ ♪ To watch the fish swim by ♪
489
00:17:58,199 --> 00:18:00,329
‐ So George and I,
we're gonna give Terry
490
00:18:00,326 --> 00:18:02,576
a little taste
of his own medicine.
491
00:18:02,579 --> 00:18:04,209
‐ Oh, my gosh.
492
00:18:04,205 --> 00:18:06,705
‐ Want you to know, Terry‐‐
‐ This is for you.
493
00:18:06,708 --> 00:18:08,208
‐ Awesome, man, song.
Just for me.
494
00:18:08,209 --> 00:18:10,089
‐ All right, here we go.
495
00:18:10,086 --> 00:18:12,006
[piano intro to Andrew Gold's
"Thank You For Being A Friend"]
496
00:18:12,005 --> 00:18:14,585
[crowd cheering]
497
00:18:14,591 --> 00:18:18,431
both: ♪ Thank you
for being a friend ♪
498
00:18:18,428 --> 00:18:21,928
♪ Traveled down the road
and back again ♪
499
00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:24,351
‐ Why?
500
00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:27,440
‐ ♪ And if you threw a party ♪
501
00:18:27,437 --> 00:18:28,937
‐ Yeah!
502
00:18:28,938 --> 00:18:30,608
‐ ♪ You'd see for yourself ♪
503
00:18:30,607 --> 00:18:32,857
‐ Go, George!
Yeah!
504
00:18:32,859 --> 00:18:35,899
‐ ♪ The biggest gift
would be from us ♪
505
00:18:35,904 --> 00:18:37,574
‐ Yeah.
‐ Do it!
506
00:18:37,572 --> 00:18:39,702
‐ ♪ And the card attached
would say‐‐ ♪
507
00:18:39,699 --> 00:18:41,369
‐ Bring it to the house,
boys!
508
00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:44,787
both: ♪ Thank you
for being a friend ♪
509
00:18:44,788 --> 00:18:47,288
‐ It's a really strange
group of people.
510
00:18:47,290 --> 00:18:48,420
‐ Thank you.
‐ I love you!
511
00:18:48,416 --> 00:18:49,876
‐ Thank you.
‐ I love you!
512
00:18:49,876 --> 00:18:51,536
‐ Thank you...
‐ Oh, my God.
513
00:18:51,544 --> 00:18:54,214
‐ ♪ For being a friend ♪
‐ My old song.
514
00:18:54,214 --> 00:18:55,634
Yeah!
[crowd cheering]
515
00:18:55,632 --> 00:18:57,802
Yeah, George, Henry!
516
00:18:57,801 --> 00:19:00,261
Awesome, baby!
Awesome!
517
00:19:00,261 --> 00:19:01,601
Don't sing it again.
518
00:19:01,596 --> 00:19:03,556
I gotta be honest with you.
519
00:19:03,556 --> 00:19:05,596
Kinda nice to have this part
of the trip be all about me.
520
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:08,310
This is nice, and for once,
it's not about Bill,
521
00:19:08,311 --> 00:19:10,811
which, I'm sure,
he won' sleep all night long‐‐
522
00:19:10,814 --> 00:19:13,274
pouting.
523
00:19:13,274 --> 00:19:15,154
‐ I, too, got you
a little something.
524
00:19:15,151 --> 00:19:16,991
I'll just give
the code word here.
525
00:19:16,986 --> 00:19:19,656
[bird calling]
526
00:19:19,656 --> 00:19:21,986
This is for you, T. B.
Happy birthday.
527
00:19:21,991 --> 00:19:23,331
‐ ♪ My boy lollipop ♪
528
00:19:23,326 --> 00:19:25,536
[crowd cheering]
‐ Ah, geez.
529
00:19:25,537 --> 00:19:28,117
‐ [laughs]
Oh, boy.
530
00:19:28,122 --> 00:19:31,082
[crowd cheering]
531
00:19:31,084 --> 00:19:34,844
♪ ♪
532
00:19:34,838 --> 00:19:36,298
‐ Hey, Bill.
533
00:19:36,297 --> 00:19:38,167
♪ ♪
534
00:19:38,174 --> 00:19:39,474
‐ [laughing]
535
00:19:39,467 --> 00:19:40,587
‐ That's funny!
536
00:19:40,593 --> 00:19:43,473
[laughter]
537
00:19:49,519 --> 00:19:50,809
[crowd cheering]
‐ Oh!
538
00:19:50,812 --> 00:19:52,692
[laughter]
539
00:19:52,689 --> 00:19:53,939
♪ ♪
540
00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:55,820
‐ ♪ You are my one desire ♪
541
00:19:55,817 --> 00:19:57,357
‐ Oh!
542
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,780
[laughter]
543
00:19:59,779 --> 00:20:03,369
‐ ♪ And me, do I need you?
I need you so ♪
544
00:20:03,366 --> 00:20:06,196
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
545
00:20:06,202 --> 00:20:07,752
[dramatic music]
546
00:20:07,745 --> 00:20:10,825
‐ Tonight, America,
on my 67th birthday,
547
00:20:10,832 --> 00:20:14,292
I ended up
kissing a guy.
548
00:20:14,294 --> 00:20:18,304
[all laughing and cheering]
549
00:20:18,298 --> 00:20:20,798
♪ And I liked it ♪
550
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,470
[laughing]
551
00:20:22,468 --> 00:20:26,388
‐ ♪ I kissed a girl
and I liked it ♪
552
00:20:26,389 --> 00:20:29,729
♪ The taste
of her cherry ChapStick ♪
553
00:20:29,726 --> 00:20:32,226
‐ Who cares?
I'm still smiling.
554
00:20:32,228 --> 00:20:33,978
[laughs]
555
00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:37,570
‐ ♪ It felt so wrong
It felt so right ♪
556
00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:40,147
‐ I'll remember this birthday
for the rest of my life.
557
00:20:40,153 --> 00:20:41,743
It doesn't get
any better than this.
558
00:20:41,738 --> 00:20:43,738
‐ Let's win!
Let's win!
559
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:45,490
‐ We're being crazy
and goofy and silly.
560
00:20:45,491 --> 00:20:46,661
Whoa!
561
00:20:46,659 --> 00:20:48,369
‐ ♪ I liked it ♪
562
00:20:48,369 --> 00:20:50,579
‐ So much fun
to be like that.
563
00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:52,370
'Cause life, to me,
is not getting older...
564
00:20:52,373 --> 00:20:53,423
‐ ♪ Too good to ♪
565
00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:55,246
Oh!
‐ [groans]
566
00:20:55,251 --> 00:20:56,591
‐ [screams]
567
00:20:56,586 --> 00:20:57,746
‐ ♪ Ain't no big deal ♪
568
00:20:57,754 --> 00:20:59,094
‐ But feeling younger.
569
00:20:59,088 --> 00:21:01,548
[all laughing]
570
00:21:01,549 --> 00:21:05,009
And I definitely feel younger,
especially after this trip.
571
00:21:05,011 --> 00:21:07,431
‐ Look at this.
You got a whole birthday cake.
572
00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:08,930
Well, we had
a great party.
573
00:21:08,932 --> 00:21:10,272
‐ Yep.
‐ I think that Terry now
574
00:21:10,266 --> 00:21:12,226
is older and wiser.
575
00:21:12,226 --> 00:21:14,726
‐ You know, I love Terry
the way he is.
576
00:21:14,729 --> 00:21:15,729
‐ Yeah, so do I.
577
00:21:15,730 --> 00:21:17,270
[all cheering]
578
00:21:17,273 --> 00:21:18,573
‐ Whoa!
579
00:21:18,566 --> 00:21:19,856
[all cheering]
580
00:21:19,859 --> 00:21:21,899
‐ Happy birthday, baby!
581
00:21:24,113 --> 00:21:25,453
‐ [snoring]
[alarm sounds]
582
00:21:25,448 --> 00:21:26,778
‐ [groans]
583
00:21:30,578 --> 00:21:32,998
‐ Next stop, Chiang Mai!
584
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:36,961
‐ Well, this is
the last leg on our trip.
585
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,420
both: ♪ Chiang Mai ♪
586
00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:41,550
‐ We're all in good spirits.
You know why?
587
00:21:41,547 --> 00:21:43,127
None of us
kicked the bucket.
588
00:21:43,132 --> 00:21:45,432
‐ Hi!
589
00:21:45,426 --> 00:21:46,966
Was that the pilot?
590
00:21:46,970 --> 00:21:49,640
‐ Yes, it's on automatic
and they don't worry
591
00:21:49,639 --> 00:21:51,269
about things like that
in Thailand.
592
00:21:51,265 --> 00:21:52,885
‐ Like landing?
593
00:21:52,892 --> 00:21:56,312
‐ [laughing]
both: ♪ Chiang Mai ♪
594
00:21:56,312 --> 00:21:57,482
‐ Oh, yeah.
595
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,150
Thank you.
Thank‐‐Great job.
596
00:21:59,148 --> 00:22:01,728
‐ Pray for 'em.
They're all on their last leg.
597
00:22:01,734 --> 00:22:02,824
Thank you.
598
00:22:02,819 --> 00:22:05,819
[upbeat blues music]
599
00:22:05,822 --> 00:22:13,912
♪ ♪
600
00:22:21,087 --> 00:22:22,917
‐ Hey, Bill.
‐ Yeah.
601
00:22:22,922 --> 00:22:24,802
‐ What does Chiang Mai mean?
602
00:22:24,799 --> 00:22:28,339
‐ Chiang Mai means
"Land of a Thousand Suns."
603
00:22:28,344 --> 00:22:29,854
‐ Are you making it up,
or you telling me‐‐
604
00:22:29,846 --> 00:22:31,176
‐ I do not
make things up.
605
00:22:31,180 --> 00:22:32,680
Of course I'm making it up.
606
00:22:32,682 --> 00:22:34,102
I don't want people
to know I know nothing.
607
00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:35,770
I've been making things up
this whole trip.
608
00:22:35,768 --> 00:22:38,808
‐ Hi, there! We're from America.
God bless you.
609
00:22:38,813 --> 00:22:40,523
‐ We're in Chiang Mai!
610
00:22:40,523 --> 00:22:42,153
Chiang Mai!
‐ ♪ Chiang Mai ♪
611
00:22:43,860 --> 00:22:45,190
‐ Hello!
612
00:22:45,194 --> 00:22:47,664
Okay, not all at once.
613
00:22:47,655 --> 00:22:49,525
We finally made it
to Chiang Mai,
614
00:22:49,532 --> 00:22:50,992
the last stop
on this trip.
615
00:22:50,992 --> 00:22:52,702
‐ I know.
616
00:22:52,702 --> 00:22:54,252
‐ Where's Jeff gonna put us?
‐ I don't know.
617
00:22:54,245 --> 00:22:55,705
‐ Yeah, you're worried.
618
00:22:55,705 --> 00:22:56,745
‐ Concerned, I think,
is the word.
619
00:22:56,748 --> 00:22:58,168
‐ Yeah. Okay.
620
00:23:00,293 --> 00:23:03,713
‐ Holy cow!
Look at this place!
621
00:23:03,713 --> 00:23:06,803
‐ This is magnificent.
622
00:23:06,799 --> 00:23:08,219
‐ Imagine how good
the breakfast buffet
623
00:23:08,217 --> 00:23:09,337
is gonna be.
624
00:23:09,343 --> 00:23:12,853
‐ Welcome to Chiang Mai.
625
00:23:12,847 --> 00:23:14,057
We're here.
626
00:23:14,057 --> 00:23:17,017
‐ Cue the slow‐mo entrance.
627
00:23:17,018 --> 00:23:21,358
‐ ♪ Let's show 'em why
they call me Mr. Worldwide ♪
628
00:23:21,355 --> 00:23:24,225
♪ Why you think they call me
Mr. Worldwide? ♪
629
00:23:24,233 --> 00:23:27,153
[playing flute]
630
00:23:27,153 --> 00:23:31,413
♪ Let's show 'em why
they call me Mr. Worldwide ♪
631
00:23:31,407 --> 00:23:34,237
♪ Why you think they call me
Mr. Worldwide? ♪
632
00:23:34,243 --> 00:23:36,123
‐ Wow.
633
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:37,870
‐ It's beyond "wow."
634
00:23:37,872 --> 00:23:39,082
‐ ♪ Hold up ♪
635
00:23:39,082 --> 00:23:41,082
‐ I love this place.
It's authentic,
636
00:23:41,084 --> 00:23:42,254
it's beautiful,
the architecture, the grounds.
637
00:23:42,251 --> 00:23:43,921
‐ Gorgeous.
638
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:48,420
‐ Only thing missing is
a big ol' 60‐inch high‐def TV
639
00:23:48,424 --> 00:23:51,344
with every sports channel
in the world.
640
00:23:51,344 --> 00:23:52,604
‐ It's very moving.
641
00:23:52,595 --> 00:23:54,345
‐ Yeah, for some
more than others.
642
00:23:54,347 --> 00:23:58,677
‐ Terry, even the bathrooms
are nice!
643
00:23:58,684 --> 00:23:59,984
‐ God.
644
00:24:02,563 --> 00:24:04,233
‐ To the left. To the left!
‐ To the where?
645
00:24:04,232 --> 00:24:06,152
[all shouting at once]
646
00:24:09,070 --> 00:24:13,450
‐ That is incredible.
His eyes are wide open.
647
00:24:13,449 --> 00:24:14,739
‐ Listen, I can only do
so much.
648
00:24:14,742 --> 00:24:16,292
You've gotta
also moisturize.
649
00:24:17,328 --> 00:24:19,958
[yelling]
Please, please!
650
00:24:19,956 --> 00:24:21,366
[car horn honking]
651
00:24:21,374 --> 00:24:22,924
‐ You gotta be kidding me.
652
00:24:22,917 --> 00:24:24,167
‐ It's not working.
‐ Are you kidding me?
653
00:24:34,011 --> 00:24:36,891
[moody hip‐hop music]
654
00:24:36,889 --> 00:24:43,149
♪ ♪
655
00:24:43,146 --> 00:24:44,306
both: [indistinct]
‐ Good afternoon, everybody.
656
00:24:44,313 --> 00:24:45,573
‐ Nice to see you.
657
00:24:45,565 --> 00:24:46,645
‐ Welcome
to The Royal Villa.
658
00:24:46,649 --> 00:24:47,779
both: We're your butlers.
659
00:24:47,775 --> 00:24:49,145
‐ We got butlers.
‐ You do.
660
00:24:49,152 --> 00:24:50,652
‐ Serious?
‐ Yes, sir.
661
00:24:50,653 --> 00:24:52,493
‐ Whatever we want,
we just hit a bell.
662
00:24:52,488 --> 00:24:54,068
[Hall and Oates' "You Make
My Dreams (Come True)"]
663
00:24:54,073 --> 00:24:55,493
‐ Of course.
Allow me to show you around.
664
00:24:55,491 --> 00:24:57,081
‐ I have a request
actually.
665
00:24:57,076 --> 00:24:59,036
‐ Of course, of course.
‐ Thank you so much.
666
00:24:59,036 --> 00:25:00,706
‐ ♪ What I want you've got ♪
‐ Whoo‐hee!
667
00:25:00,705 --> 00:25:03,495
‐ Beautiful.
‐ Whoo‐hoo‐hoo!
668
00:25:03,499 --> 00:25:06,169
‐ Okay.
669
00:25:06,169 --> 00:25:08,499
‐ ♪ The candle feeds
the flame ♪
670
00:25:08,504 --> 00:25:10,174
‐ I wanna move
into this place.
671
00:25:10,173 --> 00:25:11,843
This is awesome!
672
00:25:11,841 --> 00:25:14,341
‐ Right. Right, right.
673
00:25:14,343 --> 00:25:16,853
Right, right, right,
right, right, right.
674
00:25:16,846 --> 00:25:18,676
‐ Hey, sweetheart.
T. B. here.
675
00:25:18,681 --> 00:25:20,521
‐ There you go.
676
00:25:20,516 --> 00:25:22,016
‐ Your husband. Get the dogs,
we're moving to Thailand.
677
00:25:22,018 --> 00:25:24,098
This place is awesome.
Wait till you see this.
678
00:25:24,103 --> 00:25:26,023
To the left.
To the left!
679
00:25:26,022 --> 00:25:28,022
[all shouting at once]
680
00:25:28,024 --> 00:25:29,364
‐ ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
681
00:25:32,612 --> 00:25:34,782
‐ Jeff!
Jeff.
682
00:25:34,780 --> 00:25:36,870
‐ Yeah?
‐ He's close.
683
00:25:36,866 --> 00:25:38,616
He's close, real close.
684
00:25:38,618 --> 00:25:40,408
‐ Yeah, he's right here.
[animal grunts]
685
00:25:40,411 --> 00:25:43,411
There's a man with him.
686
00:25:43,414 --> 00:25:45,374
‐ I was talking
about the man.
687
00:25:45,374 --> 00:25:48,384
‐ One of the chefs gives
a cooking class,
688
00:25:48,377 --> 00:25:49,877
and I signed us up.
689
00:25:49,879 --> 00:25:52,379
‐ ♪ You make my dreams
come true ♪
690
00:25:52,381 --> 00:25:54,721
‐ ♪ Ooh, ooh
you, you ♪
691
00:25:54,717 --> 00:25:56,047
‐ That is the hottest pepper
in Thailand?
692
00:25:56,052 --> 00:25:57,182
‐ Right.
‐ Taste it.
693
00:25:57,178 --> 00:25:58,388
‐ No, no, no.
Don't eat it now.
694
00:25:58,387 --> 00:25:59,887
‐ Don't try.
‐ Look. Look.
695
00:25:59,889 --> 00:26:01,389
‐ ♪ Ow! ♪
696
00:26:01,390 --> 00:26:03,640
‐ That's hot.
[both laughing]
697
00:26:03,643 --> 00:26:05,983
‐ That's hot.
‐ I just said, "Don't eat it."
698
00:26:05,978 --> 00:26:08,058
‐ I thought you were joking.
‐ No, I'm not joking.
699
00:26:08,064 --> 00:26:09,984
‐ [singing in Thai]
‐ [singing in Thai]
700
00:26:09,982 --> 00:26:13,742
[both singing in Thai]
701
00:26:13,736 --> 00:26:15,316
‐ [coughing]
‐ Okay, so‐‐
702
00:26:15,321 --> 00:26:17,491
[both laughing]
703
00:26:17,490 --> 00:26:21,200
‐ ♪ You make my dream
come true ♪
704
00:26:21,202 --> 00:26:24,212
‐ I could've been a contender.
705
00:26:24,205 --> 00:26:26,245
‐ Here you go.
706
00:26:26,249 --> 00:26:28,919
‐ What did you make?
‐ We made a curry chicken.
707
00:26:28,918 --> 00:26:33,088
And this is bass.
Come on.
708
00:26:33,089 --> 00:26:35,259
‐ That is so good, I can't‐
‐ All right, see?
709
00:26:35,258 --> 00:26:37,258
‐ It's good.
Now I'd like more.
710
00:26:37,260 --> 00:26:38,760
‐ Can I give you more?
‐ Yes, please.
711
00:26:38,761 --> 00:26:40,511
‐ Oh, but you don't want
the pepper, right?
712
00:26:40,513 --> 00:26:43,603
‐ Oh, no!
Do not go near that.
713
00:26:43,599 --> 00:26:45,769
‐ This is the hottest pepper...
714
00:26:45,768 --> 00:26:48,438
‐ [laughing]
‐ In Thailand.
715
00:26:48,437 --> 00:26:49,687
‐ Yeah, go ahead, Bill.
716
00:26:50,773 --> 00:26:52,113
‐ This is the one?
717
00:26:52,108 --> 00:26:53,648
‐ That's the one.
718
00:26:55,111 --> 00:26:56,781
‐ [exhales]
719
00:26:56,779 --> 00:27:04,949
♪ ♪
720
00:27:06,163 --> 00:27:09,133
[all laughing]
721
00:27:16,382 --> 00:27:18,132
‐ Ahh.
‐ Whoo!
722
00:27:18,134 --> 00:27:19,804
‐ Whoo!
The Fonz would say‐‐
723
00:27:19,802 --> 00:27:21,222
‐ Whoa.
‐ Whoa.
724
00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:23,810
[laughter]
725
00:27:23,806 --> 00:27:25,306
‐ Where are we going?
726
00:27:25,307 --> 00:27:29,307
I want to see an elephant.
‐ Me too, baby, me too.
727
00:27:29,311 --> 00:27:31,401
‐ I love elephants.
728
00:27:31,397 --> 00:27:33,147
‐ I was down in the library.
‐ Yeah.
729
00:27:33,149 --> 00:27:36,239
‐ I did research on this.
It's the adventure of the trip.
730
00:27:36,235 --> 00:27:38,735
This is the jungle, gentlemen.
‐ I love the jungle.
731
00:27:38,738 --> 00:27:44,158
‐ This is where the amoeba are
that swim up your penis,
732
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,290
and they have to go in
with little baskets...
733
00:27:46,287 --> 00:27:48,037
‐ Ugh.
‐ To scrape them out.
734
00:27:48,039 --> 00:27:49,579
‐ Hey, I'll try anything once.
Let's do this.
735
00:27:49,582 --> 00:27:51,172
‐ The only thing good about that
736
00:27:51,167 --> 00:27:53,167
is how long it takes
to get them out.
737
00:27:53,169 --> 00:27:54,839
[laughing]
738
00:27:54,837 --> 00:27:57,757
‐ Or in my case, how long it
takes them to get up.
739
00:27:57,757 --> 00:28:00,087
‐ I never thought I'd hear so
much about your guys' penises.
740
00:28:03,679 --> 00:28:05,009
‐ There's a bend in the river
coming up,
741
00:28:05,014 --> 00:28:07,434
so I suggest we follow it, okay?
742
00:28:07,433 --> 00:28:10,193
Actually,
there's no choice, right?
743
00:28:10,186 --> 00:28:12,936
So here we are
on the big Taeng River,
744
00:28:12,938 --> 00:28:16,688
and this river is part
of the history of the country.
745
00:28:16,692 --> 00:28:19,152
And that's what
we're here for: the history.
746
00:28:19,153 --> 00:28:22,703
‐ Thank you very much.
That was so beautiful.
747
00:28:25,701 --> 00:28:29,001
Oh, my goodness.
Hello, elephants.
748
00:28:28,996 --> 00:28:31,826
‐ Look at this.
‐ Hello.
749
00:28:39,882 --> 00:28:41,882
‐ First that you need do,
750
00:28:41,884 --> 00:28:44,724
get to know
the names of the animals.
751
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,640
‐ Okay.
‐ Her name is Natalie.
752
00:28:46,639 --> 00:28:47,719
all: Natalie.
‐ Oh, I know a Natalie.
753
00:28:47,723 --> 00:28:49,563
‐ She's 15 years old.
754
00:28:49,558 --> 00:28:51,308
‐ Hello, I'm George‐
‐ I'm gonna say hello.
755
00:28:51,310 --> 00:28:52,730
‐ And I'm so glad to meet you.
‐ What is your name?
756
00:28:52,728 --> 00:28:55,308
‐ Sugar Cane.
‐ Sugar Cane.
757
00:28:55,314 --> 00:28:58,484
I'm Henry. Hi!
758
00:28:58,484 --> 00:29:01,574
‐ I cannot believe I'm standing
in front of one of these things.
759
00:29:01,570 --> 00:29:05,070
‐ How cool is that?
‐ Hello, Natalie. Hello.
760
00:29:05,074 --> 00:29:07,414
Elephants have
one of the highest
761
00:29:07,409 --> 00:29:09,449
intelligences that we know.
762
00:29:09,453 --> 00:29:13,423
They may even be superior
in many ways to human beings.
763
00:29:13,415 --> 00:29:15,575
[laughing]
764
00:29:15,584 --> 00:29:18,754
They've got all this ability
to communicate
765
00:29:18,754 --> 00:29:21,594
both locally
and thousands of miles.
766
00:29:21,590 --> 00:29:23,430
Why would they have that
767
00:29:23,425 --> 00:29:26,595
unless they were saying things
that were meaningful?
768
00:29:26,595 --> 00:29:28,845
He's giving me
a signal in shaking.
769
00:29:28,848 --> 00:29:30,428
He's vibrating.
770
00:29:30,432 --> 00:29:33,102
We don't understand
elephants yet.
771
00:29:33,102 --> 00:29:36,522
What a marvelous place
to investigate.
772
00:29:36,522 --> 00:29:39,022
‐ You're big.
Man, you're really big.
773
00:29:40,943 --> 00:29:42,193
‐ Me!
‐ We can ride?
774
00:29:42,194 --> 00:29:44,114
‐ I wanna ride.
775
00:29:44,113 --> 00:29:46,783
The one thing that I really
wanted to do on this trip
776
00:29:46,782 --> 00:29:51,002
was to be up close
to an elephant.
777
00:29:50,995 --> 00:29:52,075
‐ [speaking foreign language]
‐ Yeah.
778
00:29:52,079 --> 00:29:53,329
‐ Grab the ear.
‐ Hold that.
779
00:29:53,330 --> 00:29:54,290
‐ Yeah.
‐ And then kick the legs.
780
00:29:54,290 --> 00:29:55,750
‐ Kick the leg.
‐ Kick the legs.
781
00:29:55,749 --> 00:29:57,209
‐ He gives you a shelf.
‐ Yes, give you a shelf.
782
00:29:57,209 --> 00:30:00,299
And then, step there.
Okay, up. Up. Okay.
783
00:30:00,296 --> 00:30:02,376
‐ Wah, wah!
784
00:30:03,883 --> 00:30:07,473
I am king of the jungle!
785
00:30:07,469 --> 00:30:08,799
Ha‐ho!
786
00:30:10,222 --> 00:30:11,892
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
787
00:30:15,477 --> 00:30:17,397
‐ Whoo!
788
00:30:17,396 --> 00:30:19,476
I've never felt like this
before.
789
00:30:19,481 --> 00:30:20,901
This is incredible.
790
00:30:20,900 --> 00:30:22,320
Terry, you can get up.
‐ No.
791
00:30:22,318 --> 00:30:23,648
‐ I'm sure you can.
792
00:30:23,652 --> 00:30:26,912
‐ This is so wonderful.
793
00:30:33,287 --> 00:30:35,707
‐ Now that motion
was really good.
794
00:30:35,706 --> 00:30:37,956
His eyes are wide open.
795
00:30:37,958 --> 00:30:40,088
Fantastic!
796
00:30:40,085 --> 00:30:41,835
Drawing flowers!
797
00:30:41,837 --> 00:30:44,717
That is beautiful, Sugar Cane.
798
00:30:47,259 --> 00:30:50,429
‐ I think we all knew
799
00:30:50,429 --> 00:30:54,769
how incredible
this experience was
800
00:30:54,767 --> 00:30:57,647
that was given to us,
like, this gift.
801
00:31:00,689 --> 00:31:03,029
‐ Whoo‐hoo‐hoo!
802
00:31:03,025 --> 00:31:04,685
Oh, we got a breakthrough.
803
00:31:04,693 --> 00:31:06,113
‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
804
00:31:06,111 --> 00:31:08,031
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
805
00:31:08,030 --> 00:31:09,490
‐ Hey, baby.
806
00:31:09,490 --> 00:31:12,530
[all laughing]
807
00:31:16,580 --> 00:31:18,710
‐ Nice job, Terry!
‐ Oh, my goodness!
808
00:31:18,707 --> 00:31:20,207
[whispering] Bill.
809
00:31:20,209 --> 00:31:22,379
‐ [whispering] Yeah.
‐ [whispering] Terry.
810
00:31:22,378 --> 00:31:25,208
‐ [whispering] My God.
811
00:31:25,214 --> 00:31:26,974
‐ Hello, everyone.
812
00:31:28,384 --> 00:31:30,014
‐ Listen, I can only do so much.
813
00:31:30,010 --> 00:31:32,890
You've gotta also moisturize.
814
00:31:32,888 --> 00:31:35,808
‐ Can you imagine you touching‐‐
‐ No.
815
00:31:35,808 --> 00:31:37,138
‐ An elephant?
‐ This is beyond anything
816
00:31:37,142 --> 00:31:38,732
I've ever experienced.
817
00:31:38,727 --> 00:31:43,397
This is, for me,
the moment I'm almost‐‐
818
00:31:43,399 --> 00:31:45,149
‐ That's it.
‐ Yeah.
819
00:31:47,569 --> 00:31:50,239
‐ I really felt
a connection with him.
820
00:31:50,239 --> 00:31:53,239
It was amazing, wasn't it?
821
00:31:53,242 --> 00:31:55,952
‐ This is an awesome trip
822
00:31:55,953 --> 00:31:57,623
and I definitely
don't want it to end.
823
00:31:57,621 --> 00:32:00,251
[elephant trumpeting]
824
00:32:00,249 --> 00:32:01,249
[rock music]
825
00:32:01,250 --> 00:32:03,920
‐ [squealing]
826
00:32:03,919 --> 00:32:05,419
‐ You want me to go away?
Look. I'm moving away.
827
00:32:05,421 --> 00:32:07,421
Look at that.
‐ There you go.
828
00:32:07,423 --> 00:32:09,343
‐ That's your souvenir?
829
00:32:09,341 --> 00:32:11,511
‐ So that's what you're gonna do
in a lonely hotel room.
830
00:32:11,510 --> 00:32:13,430
‐ No, this is for‐‐
‐ [laughing]
831
00:32:13,429 --> 00:32:18,179
♪ ♪
832
00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:26,280
[upbeat string music]
833
00:32:26,275 --> 00:32:28,685
‐ Okay, guys, next stop,
the Long Neck Tribe.
834
00:32:28,694 --> 00:32:30,614
‐ One more adventure, boys.
835
00:32:30,612 --> 00:32:32,952
‐ I've read about these ladies
with the‐‐with the rings...
836
00:32:32,948 --> 00:32:34,448
‐ Yeah.
‐ Around their neck.
837
00:32:34,450 --> 00:32:36,450
I think it's right around
the bend here.
838
00:32:36,452 --> 00:32:38,662
‐ Oh, my gosh.
It's a little village.
839
00:32:38,662 --> 00:32:40,962
‐ Look at how amazing this is.
840
00:32:43,792 --> 00:32:45,542
♪ ♪
841
00:32:45,544 --> 00:32:46,844
‐ [cooing]
842
00:32:50,132 --> 00:32:52,802
‐ Hi. Hello.
843
00:32:52,801 --> 00:32:54,551
‐ This is something else.
844
00:32:56,638 --> 00:32:58,968
[creaking]
845
00:32:58,974 --> 00:33:01,144
Oh, my gosh. Beautiful.
846
00:33:06,148 --> 00:33:07,648
‐ This is like
"National Geographic."
847
00:33:07,649 --> 00:33:09,149
‐ Yeah. Truly.
‐ Uh...
848
00:33:09,151 --> 00:33:11,321
‐ Yeah.
‐ The first time I ever saw
849
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,990
a picture
was in National Geographic.
850
00:33:13,989 --> 00:33:16,579
‐ I'm telling you, as kids...
‐ And here we are.
851
00:33:16,575 --> 00:33:18,365
‐ Not only were you
looking for long necks;
852
00:33:18,369 --> 00:33:21,539
you were looking for them
without their shirt on.
853
00:33:21,538 --> 00:33:23,118
Did you do that?
854
00:33:23,123 --> 00:33:24,633
You're looking at me
blankly.
855
00:33:24,625 --> 00:33:25,995
[string flourish]
856
00:33:26,001 --> 00:33:29,251
‐ Wow.
‐ Does it‐‐does it hurt?
857
00:33:29,254 --> 00:33:31,514
‐ No. No.
‐ No?
858
00:33:31,507 --> 00:33:33,507
both: Heavy.
‐ Can you take it off?
859
00:33:33,509 --> 00:33:35,469
‐ No.
‐ No.
860
00:33:35,469 --> 00:33:36,849
‐ You know why they wear 'em?
‐ No.
861
00:33:36,845 --> 00:33:39,595
‐ For beauty.
‐ Yes, I can see that.
862
00:33:39,598 --> 00:33:43,348
‐ It's also for protection
from either a tiger bite
863
00:33:43,352 --> 00:33:45,352
or bad spirits' bites.
864
00:33:45,354 --> 00:33:47,234
‐ Of course you would know that.
‐ Of course.
865
00:33:50,192 --> 00:33:53,202
‐ This little, tiny house
866
00:33:53,195 --> 00:33:56,865
is every bit as big
as my grandmother's house,
867
00:33:56,865 --> 00:34:00,655
which was just a tiny,
tiny kitchen with a wood stove.
868
00:34:00,661 --> 00:34:02,251
‐ Where? Where? Where?
‐ In Sparta, Tennessee.
869
00:34:02,246 --> 00:34:03,746
‐ Right now? You're saying
this house right here.
870
00:34:03,747 --> 00:34:05,537
‐ Just‐‐I'm not exa‐‐
‐ I understand.
871
00:34:05,541 --> 00:34:06,541
‐ It was just that small.
‐ Did you go to it?
872
00:34:06,542 --> 00:34:08,382
‐ I understand.
‐ Oh, yeah.
873
00:34:08,377 --> 00:34:12,707
And they had a creek like this
that my dad damned up himself
874
00:34:12,714 --> 00:34:14,724
and used for a swimming hole.
875
00:34:14,716 --> 00:34:17,716
This just‐‐
this is pretty amazing.
876
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:19,299
What am I doing?
877
00:34:19,304 --> 00:34:20,814
I'm acting
like Bill Shatner now.
878
00:34:20,806 --> 00:34:22,556
God forbid I do that.
879
00:34:22,558 --> 00:34:24,888
That's cr‐‐
880
00:34:24,893 --> 00:34:27,233
Sorry.
Sorry.
881
00:34:27,229 --> 00:34:29,059
Hey, guys, look.
882
00:34:29,064 --> 00:34:30,074
Got a guitar.
883
00:34:30,065 --> 00:34:31,395
‐ Oh, no.
884
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,150
‐ Grand Ole Opry here!
885
00:34:33,152 --> 00:34:37,242
It looks like I've stumbled up
on a tribal jam session.
886
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:38,989
‐ [singing in native language]
‐ Whoa.
887
00:34:38,991 --> 00:34:42,451
[gentle acoustic guitar music]
888
00:34:42,453 --> 00:34:44,203
‐ Look at that.
That's homemade.
889
00:34:44,204 --> 00:34:48,254
♪ ♪
890
00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:49,840
‐ Wonderful.
‐ Okay.
891
00:34:49,835 --> 00:34:51,915
‐ That was great.
Thank you. Thank you.
892
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,760
‐ You, um...
893
00:34:54,756 --> 00:34:56,176
Don't mind if I do.
894
00:34:56,175 --> 00:34:59,255
♪ I was walking
in the village ♪
895
00:34:59,261 --> 00:35:02,101
♪ One night with my friends ♪
896
00:35:02,097 --> 00:35:04,517
♪ I walked across some women ♪
897
00:35:04,516 --> 00:35:07,936
♪ Wearing a big ol'
happy grin ♪
898
00:35:07,936 --> 00:35:10,186
‐ Listening to Terry sing
for five weeks,
899
00:35:10,189 --> 00:35:12,779
I wish we could put a couple
of rings around his neck.
900
00:35:12,775 --> 00:35:14,355
‐ Now let's all do harmony.
901
00:35:14,359 --> 00:35:17,109
[off‐key guitar music]
902
00:35:17,112 --> 00:35:19,032
‐ Please, Lord,
make it stop.
903
00:35:19,031 --> 00:35:20,031
‐ ♪ Hoo ♪
‐ I told you‐‐
904
00:35:20,032 --> 00:35:21,372
[thunder crashing]
905
00:35:21,366 --> 00:35:23,326
[children screaming,
rooster crowing]
906
00:35:23,327 --> 00:35:25,327
‐ Oh, my God!
907
00:35:25,329 --> 00:35:26,499
‐ Okay. Okay.
908
00:35:26,497 --> 00:35:28,287
Now we're in a, uh...
909
00:35:28,290 --> 00:35:31,130
‐ Wow, look at this rain.
‐ Now it's a little heavy.
910
00:35:31,126 --> 00:35:32,536
‐ Sweet Jesus.
911
00:35:32,544 --> 00:35:33,804
[thunder rumbling]
912
00:35:33,796 --> 00:35:36,796
‐ This is something else.
913
00:35:36,799 --> 00:35:39,469
[bright acoustic guitar music]
‐ Whoop.
914
00:35:39,468 --> 00:35:41,468
‐ She likes it.
915
00:35:41,470 --> 00:35:43,560
‐ I've done a lot of things
in my life, but this trip...
916
00:35:43,555 --> 00:35:45,805
‐ [laughing]
‐ You've destroyed my weapon.
917
00:35:45,808 --> 00:35:47,768
Has put everything
in perspective.
918
00:35:47,768 --> 00:35:49,808
[women vocalizing]
919
00:35:49,812 --> 00:35:52,152
‐ [squeals]
920
00:35:52,147 --> 00:35:54,317
‐ [laughing] Whoa.
921
00:35:54,316 --> 00:35:56,646
‐ I never dreamed
of seeing anything like this.
922
00:35:56,652 --> 00:35:58,492
‐ Whoa!
Right through the legs!
923
00:35:58,487 --> 00:36:00,237
‐ It is invigorating
924
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:03,329
'cause you're seeing people
live life to its fullest
925
00:36:03,325 --> 00:36:05,155
without asking for an awful lot
926
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,040
other than a good family,
their health.
927
00:36:07,037 --> 00:36:08,537
People have millions of dollars
928
00:36:08,539 --> 00:36:11,629
and are never satisfied
or happy.
929
00:36:11,625 --> 00:36:12,835
These people are.
930
00:36:12,835 --> 00:36:15,165
‐ [squealing]
931
00:36:15,170 --> 00:36:16,920
‐ You want me to go away?
Look. I'm moving away.
932
00:36:16,922 --> 00:36:18,012
Look at that.
‐ There you go.
933
00:36:18,006 --> 00:36:20,006
[women vocalizing]
934
00:36:20,008 --> 00:36:23,008
‐ Ooh.
‐ [babbling]
935
00:36:23,011 --> 00:36:25,681
‐ [laughing]
‐ Wait, wait, wait.
936
00:36:25,681 --> 00:36:28,181
Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
937
00:36:28,183 --> 00:36:30,443
‐ Uh‐oh.
‐ [laughing]
938
00:36:30,435 --> 00:36:32,765
‐ He's picking up sticks now.
I quit.
939
00:36:32,771 --> 00:36:34,771
‐ Bye‐bye.
‐ Bye.
940
00:36:34,773 --> 00:36:36,533
‐ Bye.
‐ Bye.
941
00:36:36,525 --> 00:36:38,855
‐ I was a little reluctant
to leave the hotel.
942
00:36:38,861 --> 00:36:40,781
But this village‐‐
I really wouldn't want
943
00:36:40,779 --> 00:36:44,529
to be anywhere
but right here right now.
944
00:36:44,533 --> 00:36:46,543
Definitely made this trip
worthwhile.
945
00:36:46,535 --> 00:36:48,495
‐ Bye‐bye.
946
00:36:49,580 --> 00:36:51,540
‐ Wow!
947
00:36:51,540 --> 00:36:54,210
‐ I want to know more
about what Bill feels
948
00:36:54,209 --> 00:36:55,999
instead of about
what Bill knows.
949
00:36:56,003 --> 00:36:58,053
How do you feel?
‐ [clears throat]
950
00:36:58,046 --> 00:37:00,046
‐ [laughing]
951
00:37:00,048 --> 00:37:02,428
[rock music]
952
00:37:11,727 --> 00:37:14,897
["Bang Bang" playing]
953
00:37:14,897 --> 00:37:18,727
‐ Well, we survived,
uh, four countries,
954
00:37:18,734 --> 00:37:20,744
six cities,
955
00:37:20,736 --> 00:37:23,316
and, I think we all agree,
956
00:37:23,322 --> 00:37:26,742
around 25,000 stories
from Bill.
957
00:37:26,742 --> 00:37:28,912
At least.
958
00:37:28,911 --> 00:37:32,121
‐ ♪ Bang bang into the room ♪
‐ ♪ I know you want it ♪
959
00:37:32,122 --> 00:37:35,712
‐ ♪ Bang bang all over you ♪
‐ ♪ I'll let you have it ♪
960
00:37:35,709 --> 00:37:38,089
‐ Here we are
at the last dinner.
961
00:37:38,086 --> 00:37:40,756
‐ Yes.
The lana dinner.
962
00:37:40,756 --> 00:37:43,426
‐ I've never seen anything
like this in my life.
963
00:37:43,425 --> 00:37:45,255
‐ Wow.
964
00:37:45,260 --> 00:37:48,260
‐ Holy cow.
‐ I'm speechless.
965
00:37:48,263 --> 00:37:50,313
‐ I don't believe it.
966
00:37:53,268 --> 00:37:56,608
I want you to know I've never
been so happy in my life
967
00:37:56,605 --> 00:38:00,275
that I'm sitting at this table
968
00:38:00,275 --> 00:38:04,945
after what we did together.
969
00:38:04,947 --> 00:38:06,277
‐ I never spend time
with people.
970
00:38:06,281 --> 00:38:08,281
I'm a loner.
‐ Yeah?
971
00:38:08,283 --> 00:38:09,793
‐ But that was
the best part of it,
972
00:38:09,785 --> 00:38:12,655
was spending time
with each of you.
973
00:38:12,663 --> 00:38:14,713
Walking up those stairs.
974
00:38:14,706 --> 00:38:16,456
‐ To Mount Fuji?
‐ Mount Fuji.
975
00:38:16,458 --> 00:38:18,088
I'd run out of energy.
976
00:38:18,085 --> 00:38:19,535
I hadn't done that kinda
exercise...
977
00:38:19,544 --> 00:38:22,424
in years.
Show me the mountain!
978
00:38:22,422 --> 00:38:24,632
And I wanted to stop,
but Henry came up
979
00:38:24,633 --> 00:38:27,643
and just lifted me
and I got all my strength back.
980
00:38:27,636 --> 00:38:29,886
I made it!
I made it!
981
00:38:29,888 --> 00:38:32,308
‐ And look at that.
‐ That is gorgeous.
982
00:38:32,307 --> 00:38:35,057
‐ This trip made me
about as strong
983
00:38:35,060 --> 00:38:36,810
as I've ever been in my life.
984
00:38:36,812 --> 00:38:39,232
["Sweet Disposition" playing]
985
00:38:39,231 --> 00:38:41,481
I really learned
that I can do anything.
986
00:38:41,483 --> 00:38:43,493
‐ The day you retire is the day
you start dying.
987
00:38:43,485 --> 00:38:45,395
‐ That is true. I believe that.
‐ Don't ever retire.
988
00:38:45,404 --> 00:38:48,324
And Mr. Shatner,
he's living proof that‐‐
989
00:38:48,323 --> 00:38:49,743
load the docks, baby.
990
00:38:49,741 --> 00:38:51,831
Load the wagons
and keep it going.
991
00:38:51,827 --> 00:38:54,707
Kinda came into this thing
mentally kicking and screaming.
992
00:38:54,705 --> 00:38:56,915
Oh!
I'm not eating that [bleep].
993
00:38:56,915 --> 00:38:59,915
‐ You're being a child.
‐ Yeah, baby!
994
00:38:59,918 --> 00:39:02,338
But this trip really
did change my life.
995
00:39:02,337 --> 00:39:04,167
Welcome to Kyoto, boys!
996
00:39:04,172 --> 00:39:06,842
And for all of you right now
that are sitting back
997
00:39:06,842 --> 00:39:08,512
and you're eating
potato chips‐‐
998
00:39:08,510 --> 00:39:12,680
Oh, God, would I have
loved potato chips on this trip!
999
00:39:12,681 --> 00:39:16,101
I encourage you,
get up and explore the world.
1000
00:39:16,101 --> 00:39:17,941
Hello, everyone.
1001
00:39:17,936 --> 00:39:20,436
Ahh!
It will change you.
1002
00:39:20,439 --> 00:39:24,359
And Shatner's right,
change is good.
1003
00:39:24,359 --> 00:39:26,109
But don't tell him that.
1004
00:39:26,111 --> 00:39:27,531
‐ I'll say one thing.
1005
00:39:27,529 --> 00:39:30,029
I wanna know more about
what Bill feels
1006
00:39:30,032 --> 00:39:32,282
instead of about
what Bill knows.
1007
00:39:32,284 --> 00:39:34,754
‐ Nobody asked me.
‐ How do you feel?
1008
00:39:34,745 --> 00:39:38,365
‐ [clears throat]
‐ [laughing]
1009
00:39:38,373 --> 00:39:42,213
‐ In my somewhat longer life
than yours,
1010
00:39:42,210 --> 00:39:44,210
I have never
and would never
1011
00:39:44,212 --> 00:39:47,552
have experienced
what we have done together.
1012
00:39:47,549 --> 00:39:49,299
Hah!
‐ Oh!
1013
00:39:49,301 --> 00:39:53,061
‐ Five weeks, living
with somebody 24 hours a day‐‐
1014
00:39:53,055 --> 00:39:55,465
Why do I think of peaches?
‐ [laughs]
1015
00:39:55,474 --> 00:39:57,564
‐ Will either make you
or break you.
1016
00:39:57,559 --> 00:40:00,559
This made it for me,
in terms of friends.
1017
00:40:00,562 --> 00:40:02,402
[all laughing]
1018
00:40:02,397 --> 00:40:06,227
‐ I look forward to sitting
at another table,
1019
00:40:06,234 --> 00:40:09,744
wherever it may be,
with the four of you.
1020
00:40:09,738 --> 00:40:12,068
‐ Hear, hear!
‐ Good toast.
1021
00:40:12,074 --> 00:40:13,034
‐ ♪ Surrender ♪
1022
00:40:13,033 --> 00:40:14,913
‐ Cheers.
1023
00:40:14,910 --> 00:40:16,290
‐ Here's to the big time.
1024
00:40:16,286 --> 00:40:17,786
♪ ♪
1025
00:40:17,788 --> 00:40:19,118
["Cecilia and the Satellite"
playing]
1026
00:40:19,122 --> 00:40:20,542
‐ All right,
I'm lighting mine.
1027
00:40:20,540 --> 00:40:22,330
One of things they do
in Thailand,
1028
00:40:22,334 --> 00:40:23,884
when you're at the end
of your journey,
1029
00:40:23,877 --> 00:40:25,587
you make a wish,
you write it down,
1030
00:40:25,587 --> 00:40:27,007
you put it in the lantern
1031
00:40:27,005 --> 00:40:29,165
and the lantern
takes it into the heavens.
1032
00:40:29,174 --> 00:40:31,094
Hey, guys, we got ours lit.
How you doing?
1033
00:40:31,093 --> 00:40:33,103
‐ The paper is too close
to the flame.
1034
00:40:33,095 --> 00:40:34,505
‐ How's that?
1035
00:40:34,513 --> 00:40:36,433
We also sent one
floating down a river.
1036
00:40:36,431 --> 00:40:37,851
Remember that?
1037
00:40:37,849 --> 00:40:40,269
What happens
when it catches on fire?
1038
00:40:40,268 --> 00:40:41,438
Oh, my God!
1039
00:40:41,436 --> 00:40:43,106
‐ Whose is that?
‐ That's yours.
1040
00:40:43,105 --> 00:40:44,435
Look at it burning up.
1041
00:40:44,439 --> 00:40:47,439
[laughing]
Poor Bill.
1042
00:40:47,442 --> 00:40:49,782
‐ Okay, let it go.
See what happens.
1043
00:40:49,778 --> 00:40:51,108
♪ ♪
1044
00:40:51,113 --> 00:40:53,533
‐ Best wishes.
1045
00:40:53,532 --> 00:40:54,782
Oh, they're all around us.
1046
00:40:54,783 --> 00:40:56,123
‐ Look at this.
‐ Magic.
1047
00:40:56,118 --> 00:40:58,828
‐ How wonderful
is this night.
1048
00:40:58,829 --> 00:41:00,579
♪ ♪
1049
00:41:00,580 --> 00:41:02,620
Well, we did it.
1050
00:41:02,624 --> 00:41:04,294
‐ ♪ Oh oh‐oh oh oh‐oh ♪
1051
00:41:04,292 --> 00:41:05,712
[thudding]
‐ Oh!
1052
00:41:05,710 --> 00:41:07,630
‐ [bleep]
1053
00:41:07,629 --> 00:41:09,379
‐ The five of us came
on this journey
1054
00:41:09,381 --> 00:41:13,721
to learn about a culture
we didn't understand.
1055
00:41:13,718 --> 00:41:15,638
‐ Oh, my God!
1056
00:41:15,637 --> 00:41:17,807
‐ Oh! Oh!
‐ [yells]
1057
00:41:17,806 --> 00:41:18,886
♪ ♪
1058
00:41:18,890 --> 00:41:20,480
What we didn't expect was
1059
00:41:20,475 --> 00:41:23,645
that we would learn
about ourselves and each other.
1060
00:41:23,645 --> 00:41:26,145
‐ ♪ If I could fly ♪
‐ Whoa!
1061
00:41:26,148 --> 00:41:27,978
‐ ♪ Than I would know ♪
‐ This is style, man.
1062
00:41:27,983 --> 00:41:29,653
[laughter]
1063
00:41:29,651 --> 00:41:30,991
‐ ♪ What life looks like
from up above ♪
1064
00:41:30,986 --> 00:41:32,566
♪ And down below ♪
1065
00:41:32,571 --> 00:41:35,161
‐ We started off in Los Angeles
as friends,
1066
00:41:35,157 --> 00:41:38,487
and we're going back
to our home as family.
1067
00:41:38,493 --> 00:41:42,963
‐ ♪ I'm the satellite ♪
‐ ♪ Oh oh‐oh oh oh‐oh ♪
1068
00:41:42,956 --> 00:41:44,496
♪ And you're the sky ♪
1069
00:41:44,499 --> 00:41:46,329
‐ Look how beautiful this is.
1070
00:41:46,334 --> 00:41:48,504
‐ What is the reason
we did this?
1071
00:41:48,503 --> 00:41:50,633
‐ To make a wish.
‐ The wish is...
1072
00:41:50,630 --> 00:41:52,340
for more
and greater adventures.
1073
00:41:52,340 --> 00:41:53,510
‐ Put it right here.
‐ Right there.
1074
00:41:53,508 --> 00:41:54,678
‐ Right there.
‐ Right there.
1075
00:41:54,676 --> 00:41:56,596
‐ One, two, three!
[all yell]
1076
00:41:56,595 --> 00:41:58,095
‐ ♪ Oh oh‐oh oh oh‐oh ♪
1077
00:41:58,096 --> 00:41:59,346
‐ Well, a lot of wishes
out there.
1078
00:41:59,347 --> 00:42:01,427
‐ Look!
It's catching on fire!
1079
00:42:01,433 --> 00:42:03,023
Oh, my God!
1080
00:42:03,018 --> 00:42:04,348
Kidding.
[laughing]
1081
00:42:04,352 --> 00:42:06,772
‐ ♪ And you're the sky ♪
1082
00:42:06,771 --> 00:42:08,861
♪ ♪
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