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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:45,175 CHRIS: I'm washing cars 2 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:56,143 Washing a car Washing a car 3 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:57,753 Whoo! 4 00:00:58,101 --> 00:00:59,494 Dang it. 5 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:03,411 Hey. What's up, man? 6 00:01:04,890 --> 00:01:06,457 -Good. Is this your Bimmer? -Yeah. 7 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:08,242 Okay, cool. I'm almost done. I just gotta do the interior. 8 00:01:08,285 --> 00:01:09,547 -I'm Chris, by the way. -Keith. 9 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:10,461 Keith. Nice to meet you, Keith. 10 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:11,723 Be like, five minutes. 11 00:01:11,767 --> 00:01:13,029 -You good. Take your time. -Yeah. 12 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,770 -Where you from, man? -Birmingham, Alabama. 13 00:01:14,813 --> 00:01:16,380 Birmingham. Whoa, okay. 14 00:01:16,424 --> 00:01:17,686 I'm a Florida guy. 15 00:01:17,729 --> 00:01:19,383 Born and raised. 16 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:20,863 Just trying to hustle, do my thing, you know. 17 00:01:20,906 --> 00:01:22,082 Yeah, same here. 18 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:23,387 You gotta fake it till you make it, right? 19 00:01:23,431 --> 00:01:24,736 That's it! 20 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:25,650 CHRIS: That's what I'm talking about. 21 00:01:25,694 --> 00:01:26,738 You know what's up. 22 00:01:26,782 --> 00:01:28,784 Okay. Right on. Cool. 23 00:01:28,827 --> 00:01:30,612 I knew a guy that, like, got a, uh... 24 00:01:45,279 --> 00:01:46,628 Shit! 25 00:01:47,629 --> 00:01:49,283 That was my high school crush. 26 00:01:49,326 --> 00:01:50,414 -Huh? -I swear to God, 27 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:51,589 that's my crush from high school. 28 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:52,721 -KEITH: For real? -Yeah, yeah. 29 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:54,462 -That's Maria Li. -For real? 30 00:01:54,505 --> 00:01:56,420 I haven't seen her in forever, man. I'm like... 31 00:01:56,464 --> 00:01:58,248 -All right. Yeah. -I'm shaking. Yeah, dude. 32 00:01:58,292 --> 00:01:59,467 That's why I got quiet. 33 00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:01,425 'Cause I promised myself next time I saw her, 34 00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:02,557 I was gonna ask her out. 35 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:03,732 But I haven't seen her in forever. 36 00:02:03,775 --> 00:02:04,733 I don't even know if she remembers me. 37 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:05,690 Oh, man. Shoot, you're just shy. 38 00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:06,648 -CHRIS: You think so? -Yeah. 39 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:07,823 I look like a schlub, though. 40 00:02:07,866 --> 00:02:09,259 Nah, you look good, man. 41 00:02:09,303 --> 00:02:10,782 You think so? 42 00:02:10,826 --> 00:02:12,262 The least you could do is just... "Hey, how you doing? 43 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:13,350 -"You remember me?" -Yeah? 44 00:02:13,394 --> 00:02:14,873 Yeah, yeah. Okay. 45 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:16,440 -"Good to see you." -All right. Cool. 46 00:02:16,484 --> 00:02:17,833 I'll vacuum your car 47 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:19,835 and then I'll get you out of here. Yeah, yeah. 48 00:02:19,878 --> 00:02:21,619 Can you just hit that "on" switch 49 00:02:21,663 --> 00:02:22,881 on the vacuum for me? Thanks, man. 50 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:24,535 -Right here? -Yeah, yeah. Thanks, man. 51 00:02:26,102 --> 00:02:27,712 Yeah, there's probably so many other guys that wanna... 52 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:28,800 -Shit. 53 00:02:28,844 --> 00:02:29,845 Oh, shit. 54 00:02:31,455 --> 00:02:33,196 CHRIS: Shit! 55 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,720 Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit! What the fuck? 56 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:37,896 -No, no, no. 57 00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:39,811 No, no, no. Oh, my God! Turn it off. 58 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:41,161 What did you press? 59 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:42,423 -Turn it off! What the fuck? 60 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:43,641 I'm gonna get fired again. 61 00:02:43,685 --> 00:02:45,208 -Oh, shit. -Give me your jacket. 62 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:46,992 Jacket, jacket, jacket, jacket. 63 00:02:47,036 --> 00:02:49,778 Thanks, man. Holy fuck. Why, why, why? 64 00:02:49,821 --> 00:02:51,649 -What did you do? -I just pressed "on". 65 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:53,260 -Shit. 66 00:02:53,303 --> 00:02:54,652 Oh, now, that's Maria. 67 00:02:54,696 --> 00:02:56,480 That's Maria. Holy shit. 68 00:02:56,524 --> 00:02:57,873 -MARIA: Hey, excuse me, sir. -Oh, God. 69 00:02:58,874 --> 00:03:00,354 Hi. Hey. Hi. 70 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:02,617 Um, do you know how long an interior detail takes? 71 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:04,271 I'm a little bit in a rush. 72 00:03:04,314 --> 00:03:05,620 I just wanna know how long it's gonna take. 73 00:03:05,663 --> 00:03:07,883 -Um, I'm not sure. -Psst! Psst! 74 00:03:07,926 --> 00:03:09,624 Don't let her leave. Don't let her leave. 75 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:10,973 Okay. 76 00:03:11,016 --> 00:03:12,279 I'm just gonna go to another car wash. 77 00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:13,845 -CHRIS: Wait, wait. Keith! -Okay, thank you. 78 00:03:13,889 --> 00:03:15,804 -Okay. Thanks. -Get her number. 79 00:03:15,847 --> 00:03:16,848 Get her number. Get her number. 80 00:03:16,892 --> 00:03:18,241 -Excuse me. -MARIA: Yeah? 81 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:20,461 Can I get your number to have somebody call you? 82 00:03:20,504 --> 00:03:22,332 My number? No. Uh... 83 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:24,682 Thank you, though. I'm... I'm good. Thanks. 84 00:03:29,557 --> 00:03:32,386 Hey, dude, what the fuck just happened? 85 00:03:32,429 --> 00:03:33,952 She's left, dude? 86 00:03:33,996 --> 00:03:34,997 Fuck. 87 00:03:35,606 --> 00:03:38,348 I was so close, though. 88 00:03:38,392 --> 00:03:40,568 -No, you weren't. -Damn it. 89 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:46,313 CHRIS: Bud, you will never guess 90 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:47,662 who I just ran into at the car wash. 91 00:03:47,705 --> 00:03:49,533 It was crazy. Let's hang out. 92 00:03:49,577 --> 00:03:50,708 Okay, cool. I got a customer. 93 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:52,275 I'll see you after work. 94 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:54,364 CHRIS: All right, bro. I'll talk to you soon. 95 00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:55,409 BUD: Hi. How can I help you? 96 00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:56,714 I broke this. 97 00:03:56,758 --> 00:03:59,021 Is there any way you could possibly fix it? 98 00:03:59,064 --> 00:04:01,284 I don't know if it's ruined completely, but... 99 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:03,547 I think there's something we can actually do. 100 00:04:03,591 --> 00:04:05,027 Luckily, we're not as busy... 101 00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:06,507 WOMAN: Yeah. Are you normally pretty busy? 102 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:07,856 Yeah. For some reason 103 00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:08,857 everybody's breaking their phone. 104 00:04:11,773 --> 00:04:13,035 Can I get your information? 105 00:04:30,052 --> 00:04:32,446 -0-5-7... -What up, bro? 106 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:35,797 What up... What up, Trina? What's up? 107 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:38,365 Nothing much. 108 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:39,627 -How you doing? -Hi. How are you? 109 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:41,368 Good, good, good. 110 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:42,673 Y'all see that car right there? 111 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:44,327 That's yours? 112 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:45,459 TRINA: Yeah, that's my Bad Bitch right there. 113 00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:47,374 When you see it, it make everything okay. 114 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:48,940 'Cause it's kinda like Pepto-Bismol. 115 00:04:48,984 --> 00:04:51,421 -There you go. There you go. -TRINA: It fixes everything. 116 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:52,596 I like to drink Pepto-Bismol 117 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:53,945 with a little bit of Hennessy in it. 118 00:04:53,989 --> 00:04:56,034 WOMAN: Really? TRINA: Yeah, it's good. 119 00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:57,514 What you need? 120 00:04:57,558 --> 00:04:58,994 I need 50 bucks. 121 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:01,475 I'm at work right now. 122 00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:02,954 You can't be in here asking me for money in front of 123 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:04,260 -everybody like that. -I'm sorry. 124 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,914 -I'm sorry about that. -No, no. That's okay. 125 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:07,437 This is my little brother. Come on. 126 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:08,482 First of all, ain't you supposed 127 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:09,613 to be on house arrest? 128 00:05:09,657 --> 00:05:10,962 TRINA: House arrest, smouse arrest. 129 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:12,007 Ain't nobody worried about that. 130 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:13,835 Let me hold 50. 131 00:05:15,619 --> 00:05:16,446 Come on, bro. 132 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:19,623 -I got $20. -$20? 133 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:20,755 That's all I got. 134 00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:21,973 -That's it? -That's it. 135 00:05:22,017 --> 00:05:23,758 TRINA: I know you got more than that. 136 00:05:23,801 --> 00:05:25,020 -What are you doing? -Let me see. 137 00:05:25,063 --> 00:05:26,151 -What? -I know you got some more. 138 00:05:26,195 --> 00:05:29,459 -Look at this. -That's just $3. 139 00:05:29,503 --> 00:05:31,156 -You playin' with me? -No, that's my lunch money. 140 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,810 TRINA: No, this is mine. 141 00:05:32,854 --> 00:05:35,030 I'm so sick of you with your stupid threats. 142 00:05:35,073 --> 00:05:36,423 -Give me this. 143 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:41,515 Fuckin' crybaby-ass bitch. 144 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:44,996 You ain't never gonna get out this town. 145 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,998 You ain't never gonna be shit. You know what? 146 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:48,783 Fuck house arrest. Fuck all this shit. 147 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:51,699 Hey, hold that for me. 148 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:53,875 And here. 149 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:55,790 -No, no, no. -That's for you. 150 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:57,705 Keep your mouth shut. 151 00:05:57,748 --> 00:05:59,010 -But... -You too. 152 00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:02,492 Don't say nothin'. I remember faces. 153 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:04,451 I'm gonna kill every one of you white motherfuckers 154 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:05,843 if you snitch. 155 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:11,719 Cheers. Thank you. 156 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:15,679 Got you a snack to cheer you up. 157 00:06:15,723 --> 00:06:17,028 Cheers. Ding. 158 00:06:18,073 --> 00:06:20,684 -Thanks, man. -Of course. 159 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:22,512 Don't let her get in your mind, bro. 160 00:06:22,556 --> 00:06:24,688 You gotta stand up to her, man. 161 00:06:24,732 --> 00:06:25,994 You know my sister. 162 00:06:26,037 --> 00:06:27,387 It's hard to stand up to her. She's a bully. 163 00:06:28,779 --> 00:06:30,520 I think Trina's right, man. 164 00:06:30,564 --> 00:06:31,956 I don't think we're ever gonna get out of this town. 165 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,480 -No. -Man, I hate that shit. 166 00:06:33,523 --> 00:06:35,482 No. Trina is not right, dog. 167 00:06:35,525 --> 00:06:37,571 I'm telling you, seeing Maria today, 168 00:06:37,614 --> 00:06:39,137 that was a positive omen, man. 169 00:06:39,181 --> 00:06:42,053 Mark my words, by this time next year, 170 00:06:42,097 --> 00:06:43,707 we're gonna be out of these jobs. 171 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:45,883 We're gonna be going on big adventures. 172 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:47,885 All right. 173 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:01,116 -MAN: Hello? 174 00:07:15,739 --> 00:07:17,698 Oh! What the fuck? 175 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:18,960 Who are you? 176 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:20,135 -I'm a plumber. -What time is it? 177 00:07:22,137 --> 00:07:24,182 Fuck, I'm late! I'm late! I'm late for work! 178 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:25,967 I'm late! 179 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:27,795 Oh, I'm late for work! Shit, shit. 180 00:07:31,059 --> 00:07:32,626 Oh, God! 181 00:07:35,672 --> 00:07:37,152 I cannot get fired. 182 00:07:37,761 --> 00:07:38,632 God damn it. 183 00:07:42,984 --> 00:07:43,985 Shortcut. 184 00:07:46,596 --> 00:07:47,597 Shit. 185 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:53,995 I was looking at my watch. Sorry! 186 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:03,178 -Ow. 187 00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:10,490 Oh, my God. 188 00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:13,144 Oh! Whoa! 189 00:08:14,668 --> 00:08:15,582 Sorry. 190 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:18,976 I thought the window was open. 191 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:21,022 I'm late for work. My bad. 192 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:37,995 I can help you. 193 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:39,301 Thank you. 194 00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:43,610 Have a good one. 195 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:46,308 -Bye. -Bye. 196 00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:56,144 MAN: Shit. No, shit. 197 00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:57,232 I'm sorry. 198 00:08:57,885 --> 00:08:59,016 Sorry! 199 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:01,018 What the fuck, dude? 200 00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:02,890 I'm late. I'm late. I'm late. 201 00:09:04,718 --> 00:09:08,025 Oh, shit. Damn it. 202 00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:09,853 I'm sorry about that. Sorry. Are you okay? 203 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,202 -Yeah. -Sorry. 204 00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:12,595 Allow me. Ladies first. 205 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:13,683 Thank you. 206 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:15,555 After you. 207 00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:18,340 All right. Nice! I made it. 208 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:27,305 Can you, um, tell me about the detox? 209 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:29,873 Uh, it kind of makes you poop. 210 00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:31,614 You'll be in the bathroom for a while. 211 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,181 -Okay. -Yeah. 212 00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:34,835 Yeah. You wanna try our new flavor? 213 00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:36,053 WOMAN: Oh, it's not a margarita? 214 00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:38,142 CHRIS: Oh, I wish. 215 00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:40,275 Put some of this in there. 216 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:43,583 Some mango or whatever. 217 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:46,020 But why would you put a spoon in there 218 00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:47,717 if you're gonna use your hand? 219 00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:49,371 Oh, sometimes I forget. 220 00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:51,852 You know, the best chefs in the world use their hands. 221 00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:54,332 No, no, no, no, no. 222 00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:55,769 That's unacceptable. 223 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,209 You work in health care, you know... 224 00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:03,907 Germs actually help your immune system. 225 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:06,170 No, no, no. You're touchin' the counters. 226 00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:07,650 You're touchin' the counters. 227 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:08,956 You're touchin' all these different things, 228 00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,261 and then you're gonna put your hand in there 229 00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:11,872 and comment you're a chef? 230 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:14,091 And we supposed to accept that? 231 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:15,919 Here, you want money or something? Like... 232 00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:17,399 You can take out of this jar. 233 00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:18,879 Like, it doesn't even go to that. Like... 234 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,272 Can we just all settle on that? 235 00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:35,722 What in the world? 236 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,337 CHRIS: Maria! 237 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:44,818 I'm sorry. Was that loud? Maria. 238 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,210 - Come, come... -MARIA: Hi. 239 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:48,691 She's a VIP customer. 240 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:49,910 -Oh. -Yeah, yeah. 241 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,128 Just cut in front of these people. 242 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:53,304 -Hi, sorry. Hi. -CHRIS: I'm sorry, guys. 243 00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:54,958 How you gonna do that right there? 244 00:10:55,002 --> 00:11:00,007 She's a VIP, but we're in line and we gotta get waited on. 245 00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:02,009 -Sorry. -Chris Carey. 246 00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:04,446 From high school. Biology class. 247 00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:06,187 -You know, "Crazy Chris". -MARIA: Um... 248 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:07,318 "Retard Chris". 249 00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:09,146 -Oh! -Yeah! 250 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:11,758 -How the hell are you? -Oh, my God, Chris. 251 00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:13,063 CHRIS: I haven't seen you in forever. 252 00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:15,239 Yeah. I'm actually living in New York City. 253 00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:17,154 Wow, New York! The Big Apple. 254 00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:18,503 Yeah. 255 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:20,027 Hey, that's an apple I'd like to juice. Right? 256 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,987 What are you doing up there? I've never been up there. 257 00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:27,338 Oh, I'm actually, um, a curator at an art gallery. 258 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,732 -So, yeah. -Right on. 259 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:32,169 Um, here, uh, have a juice. On the house. 260 00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:34,128 -Okay. Oh. -Huh? 261 00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:36,826 This is terrible. This is not good at all. 262 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,741 CHRIS: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. WOMAN: It's terrible. 263 00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:41,178 I'm at work and it gets crazy at work sometimes. 264 00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:42,702 This is not good. 265 00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:44,878 CHRIS: What do you, uh... 266 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,968 What... 267 00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:50,361 What would you say, like... 268 00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:52,842 What do you, uh... What are you doing later? 269 00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:55,323 You wanna, like, get a bite or something? 270 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:58,456 I... God, I would love to actually, 271 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,242 but I'm on my way to the airport right now. 272 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,244 Yeah, there's this big art show I'm doing on Friday 273 00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:05,072 that I have to get back for. 274 00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:07,204 -Oh, okay. Okay, cool. -So, yeah. 275 00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,337 But listen, if you're ever in Manhattan, 276 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,382 you should come to the gallery. 277 00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:12,732 -Wait, what? -Yeah. 278 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,391 -For real? -Yeah, I'll show you around. 279 00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:21,958 -Yeah. Okay. Great. -Thank you for this. 280 00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:24,265 -This is so great. -This is great. 281 00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:25,570 -Okay, I'll see you. -Mix it up. 282 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:26,876 -Mix it up. -I'll see you later. 283 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:27,834 MARIA: Great seeing you, Chris. 284 00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,184 See ya. 285 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,537 Can we order now? 286 00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:48,550 Oh, my God! 287 00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:53,511 Oh, my God. He fell down, he fell down. 288 00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:56,776 CHRIS: Yes! 289 00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:12,966 You mind if I, uh, ask you for advice? 290 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:15,272 I just saw my dream girl 291 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:18,058 and I finally mustered up the courage to ask her out. 292 00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:20,234 I'm in total shock. 293 00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:23,846 Why? 'Cause she's accepted or what? 294 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,283 Yeah. But she lives in New York, that's the catch. 295 00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:28,111 -So what? -I've never felt this way 296 00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:29,286 about a woman before. 297 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,940 What do you have going here? 298 00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:32,289 I don't got anything going here, 299 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,595 -that's the thing. -No? 300 00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,118 I got, you know, my best friend is here. 301 00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,206 My friend, Bud. 302 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,512 Man, you know, I say... 303 00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,602 Go for it. 304 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:43,039 If you don't, the rest of your life, 305 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,955 you're gonna be sitting here saying, "What if I woulda? 306 00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,174 "What if I coulda?" 307 00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,350 Yeah. What am I doing here? 308 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,395 I can't... 309 00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:53,876 I can't just wait around and hope for things to happen. 310 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,182 I gotta make it happen. 311 00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:56,574 There you go. Claim it. 312 00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:58,141 Claim it. Yes. 313 00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,664 -Yeah. -Thank you, man. 314 00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,362 -Thanks for the advice, man. 315 00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,365 I'm going to New York. 316 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:10,110 I saw a girl today 317 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:14,114 I saw a girl, no way 318 00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:18,161 I saw a girl today 319 00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:21,904 And her name is Maria 320 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:25,038 I saw a girl today 321 00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,169 What the... 322 00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:27,954 The one that got away 323 00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:29,433 I saw a... 324 00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:32,001 Holy cow! 325 00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:34,395 And her name is Maria 326 00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:36,527 Whoo! Thank you, man. 327 00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:39,574 I owe you. Thank you. Whoo! 328 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,706 I'm going to New York, brother! Thank you! 329 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,404 Whoo! 330 00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:47,147 He's in love. He's crazy. 331 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,543 I saw a girl today 332 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,023 What? Get off me. 333 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:56,547 I saw a girl, no way 334 00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:58,114 What are you doing? 335 00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,376 I saw a girl today 336 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,725 Get the fuck away from me. 337 00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:03,250 And her name is Maria 338 00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:10,518 Spinning my wheels, I haven't done shit 339 00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:13,303 I'm out of here, I fucking quit 340 00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:16,045 Maria has opened the door 341 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:19,483 Later, smoothies, I'm off to New York 342 00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:22,312 CHORUS: He saw a girl today 343 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,400 CHRIS: Oh, shit. 344 00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,054 He saw her girl, no way 345 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,624 He saw a girl today 346 00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:33,671 And her name is Maria 347 00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:39,590 I saw a girl today 348 00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:42,593 I saw a girl, no way 349 00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,291 -Shit! 350 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:48,686 I saw a girl today 351 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:53,126 And her name is Maria 352 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:58,653 Maria 353 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,265 Maria 354 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:06,574 CHORUS: Maria 355 00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:10,143 The fuck? 356 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,103 CHRIS: I'm telling you, 357 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:17,715 Maria just fell out of the sky into my lap today. 358 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:20,109 And said, "Hey, Chris, I haven't seen you in ages. 359 00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,328 "What have you been up to?" And I go... 360 00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:22,677 "I don't know, I just been working 361 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:23,895 "at the mall since high school." 362 00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,636 And she was, like, "Oh, well, good news. 363 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,465 "I'm your guardian fucking angel. 364 00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,467 "And I'mma take you outta this hellscape 365 00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:33,601 "and bring you to the motherfucking promised land!" 366 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,733 So what? I mean, what does that mean? 367 00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,779 Look at our lives, man. 368 00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:40,651 Stuck in Florida, spinning our wheels, 369 00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:43,132 bullshit job after bullshit job. 370 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,569 It's finally time for that big adventure, brother. 371 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:50,139 I'm talking road trip to the NYC! 372 00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:52,098 Hey, has anybody here been to New York City? 373 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,273 Yes! 374 00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:54,796 New York 375 00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:58,321 Concrete jungle Texas albino 376 00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:00,497 My pussy's on fire 377 00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,456 Come on! New York, man. Pizza. 378 00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,545 -Calm down, bruh. 379 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,591 Okay. I hear you, right? And that sounds good. 380 00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:09,071 Yeah. 381 00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,464 But how we gonna get there? We don't have a car. 382 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,423 I figured it out. 383 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,864 Hell, no. We're not taking Trina's car. 384 00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,605 -Are you fucking crazy? -Wait, wait, wait. 385 00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,172 Hear me out. Hear me out. 386 00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:25,696 You're the one paying to store her car. 387 00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:26,828 -Right? -Yes. 388 00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,351 Trina is in jail. 389 00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:32,181 She's been in jail. She's gonna stay in jail. 390 00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:35,489 She is in J-A-I-L. Prison. 391 00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:36,838 -I'm not doing this. -Okay. 392 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,231 -Trina is crazy. -Yeah, I know. I know. 393 00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:39,188 You know that. We can't take her car. 394 00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:40,537 It's her car. 395 00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:42,104 Just for once, in your whole life, 396 00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,192 forget about Trina. 397 00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,107 Think about us. 398 00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,196 Let's steal that goddamn car and go to New York 399 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,719 and have the adventure of a lifetime 400 00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:50,330 that we always talked about. 401 00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:53,681 I hate you. 402 00:17:57,728 --> 00:17:59,426 CHRIS: We're going to New York! 403 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,777 Here you go. Bud Malone. 404 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,735 Yeah, we're driving to New York. 405 00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:06,781 -Looks good. -What's your name again? 406 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,523 Kurt? Bud, Chris. Nice to meet you. 407 00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:10,872 -Nice to meet ya. -Nice to meet ya, man. 408 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:24,712 Choo-choo! 409 00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:28,890 BUD: Check this out, bruh. 410 00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,239 I got it all mapped out, all right? 411 00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:31,414 I went on Google Maps yesterday. 412 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,589 I get everything together, right? 413 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,156 We're gonna take the I-95, right? 414 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,462 It's gonna be the quickest way to get to New York City... 415 00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,464 No, no, no. No rush, mi amigo. 416 00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:40,293 We got four whole days till Maria's art opening. 417 00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,860 We can kick back, relax, and breathe in America, dude. 418 00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:45,776 -Hey. -Ow! 419 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:46,995 Feet down, man. 420 00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:49,171 You cannot mess up my sister's car, man. 421 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,390 Will you relax? 422 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:53,175 The car is fine. Your sister's in prison. 423 00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,786 She'll never know. What's she gonna do? 424 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:58,137 Bust outta jail? 425 00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,332 Bus is all clear. 426 00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:26,948 WOMAN: Psst! Psst! 427 00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:29,820 Excuse me. 428 00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:31,344 I'm stuck up here. I'm stuck. 429 00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:33,694 Can you help me get out? 430 00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,392 Please. I'm stuck under here. 431 00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:37,654 Oh, God. 432 00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:39,613 Oh. Thank you. 433 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:44,879 Oh, shit. 434 00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:47,621 Hey. Shh. 435 00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:49,536 Oh, man. 436 00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,277 You see any guards out here or anything? 437 00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,846 You better take your ass off. You better take off. 438 00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:57,979 You better fucking... You better run. 439 00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:00,286 Man, I'm gonna get my car, and I'm gonna go to Mexico 440 00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:02,375 and I'm gonna just start all over, man. 441 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,681 Get those clothes off and get the fuck outta here. 442 00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:05,943 Can I borrow your vest? 443 00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:07,641 I can't give you my vest. 444 00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,382 You my lookout. I never forget a face. 445 00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:10,687 Go. 446 00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,385 Thank you for helping me escape! 447 00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:15,692 OFFICER: Hey. 448 00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,914 We had a convict escape. Did you see anyone? 449 00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:24,005 -Where? -Where? 450 00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:26,529 They were here somewhere. Did you see anybody? 451 00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:28,749 No. You said someone escaped? 452 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,707 And you haven't helped her at all? 453 00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,579 No. How am I gonna help her? 454 00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:35,277 -By giving her my vest? -I don't know. 455 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:38,237 Did you see someone out here? I need to know that. 456 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,021 Go that way. 457 00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,371 That way? 458 00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:44,286 -Someone went that way? -Go that way. 459 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,374 Go that way? 460 00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:46,680 Go that way. 461 00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:48,551 Okay. It's an emergency. 462 00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:50,553 We got an emergency here. 463 00:20:58,779 --> 00:21:00,041 TRINA: Man, I just wanted to thank you. 464 00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:01,347 Go, go, go. He's looking for you. 465 00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:02,913 TRINA: He really? 466 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:04,088 -They're looking for you. -Oh, shoot. Thank you so much. 467 00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:06,439 -Go. -Thank you so, so much. 468 00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,354 I really appreciate you. You got a baby mama? 469 00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:09,703 Run away, please. Get away from me 470 00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:10,747 before I get in trouble. 471 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,358 Thank you for helping me. 472 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:13,576 Get the fuck outta here. 473 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:14,969 -Don't! No. Bye! -Thank you. Thank you. 474 00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:17,580 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 475 00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:19,887 God bless you. You an accomplice to my shit. 476 00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:23,543 Whoo! I'm free! 477 00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:29,113 BUD: Look, man, you don't realize 478 00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:30,376 how strong she is, okay? 479 00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:31,464 My sister's crazy. 480 00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:33,596 I've told you that a million times. 481 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,424 She doesn't have a regular girl hand. 482 00:21:35,468 --> 00:21:39,080 I once seen her fry some fish with her bare hand. 483 00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:40,603 She grabbed the fish out the batter, 484 00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:42,039 put it in the frying pan. 485 00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,954 Set it there till it was done. 486 00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:46,957 That's insane. I've seen her flip barbecue ribs. 487 00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:48,959 No spatula. Hand. 488 00:21:49,786 --> 00:21:51,005 God. 489 00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:55,966 Pressing the meat. Bare hand. 490 00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:58,491 I... I don't think I wanna eat at your house anymore. 491 00:22:04,671 --> 00:22:05,759 How you doing? 492 00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:08,457 -Good, good. -Hey, hey. Um... 493 00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:10,633 I'm really excited to get my car. 494 00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:12,026 -Uh-huh. -Uh, it's under Malone. 495 00:22:12,853 --> 00:22:15,508 Pink Crown Vic. Crown Victoria. 496 00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,074 Someone just picked that up. 497 00:22:17,118 --> 00:22:18,467 What? 498 00:22:18,511 --> 00:22:20,513 Bud Malone just picked that up. 499 00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:24,473 Bud picked up my car? 500 00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:26,519 Was he with somebody? 501 00:22:26,562 --> 00:22:27,824 Yeah, yeah. 502 00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:29,696 What'd he look like? 503 00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:32,002 Uh, they were African American. 504 00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:33,656 Do you know where they were going? 505 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:34,831 I think they said, uh, New York. 506 00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:37,486 -New York? -Yeah. 507 00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:39,140 Their name was on the card, so... 508 00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:43,666 TRINA: What's your name, man? 509 00:22:45,581 --> 00:22:47,844 Bob, I ain't trying to go back to jail for killing nobody. 510 00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:49,063 But I'm about to kill somebody, Bob. 511 00:22:51,021 --> 00:22:53,676 You gave 'em my car, now they got to die. 512 00:22:55,548 --> 00:22:56,549 BOB: Sorry. 513 00:23:02,642 --> 00:23:03,904 Okay. 514 00:23:11,215 --> 00:23:13,522 Dude, check it out. I got a Chinese finger trap, man. 515 00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:15,785 It'll be like our good luck charm on the road. 516 00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:17,047 How about this? 517 00:23:17,091 --> 00:23:18,701 I'll ask one of these fellow Americans 518 00:23:18,745 --> 00:23:20,094 where a cool bar is. 519 00:23:20,964 --> 00:23:22,575 Celebrate. First road trip. 520 00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:24,446 BUD: All right, whatever you say, man. I'm down. 521 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:25,578 CHRIS: Excuse me, sir. 522 00:23:25,621 --> 00:23:27,057 Is there a bar around here? 523 00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:29,059 Me and my friend wanna party tonight. 524 00:23:29,103 --> 00:23:30,496 We're going to Electric Cowboy tonight. 525 00:23:30,539 --> 00:23:32,062 Oh, really? Oh, thanks, man. 526 00:23:32,106 --> 00:23:33,586 Yeah. If you wanna turn it around, I'll hold it for you. 527 00:23:33,629 --> 00:23:34,761 Oh, really? 528 00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:37,111 -Oh, shit. 529 00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:39,853 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 530 00:23:39,896 --> 00:23:41,724 Help me. Help me. Help me. 531 00:23:41,768 --> 00:23:43,117 Shit. 532 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,162 Quickly, get away. Get away, bro. 533 00:23:45,206 --> 00:23:47,251 Get away from it! Get away, bro. 534 00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:48,557 Somebody just turn it off. Turn it off. Turn it off! 535 00:23:48,601 --> 00:23:49,776 MAN: Get away! 536 00:23:49,819 --> 00:23:51,473 CHRIS: Hello? Where's the shut-off? God! 537 00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:52,779 -I swallowed some of it. 538 00:23:55,303 --> 00:23:56,565 -Where's the shut-off? 539 00:23:56,609 --> 00:23:58,088 Here, here, here. Hold this. 540 00:23:58,132 --> 00:24:00,613 No, I'm not touching that shit. Get away from it, bro. 541 00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:01,788 Here, let's just get outta here. 542 00:24:01,831 --> 00:24:03,050 That thing is broken, man. 543 00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:04,486 BUD: Come on, man. Not on the seat, man! 544 00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:05,792 CHRIS: Thank you, cowboy man. 545 00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:15,454 WAITRESS: Chocolate glazed for you? 546 00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:20,154 -WAITRESS: Bacon? Sure. -Great. 547 00:24:20,197 --> 00:24:21,938 TRINA: Hey, man. You live in this area? 548 00:24:21,982 --> 00:24:23,592 -Do we? Yeah. -Yeah. 549 00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:24,898 TRINA: You seen this dude? 550 00:24:24,941 --> 00:24:26,508 These dudes right here, they stole my car. 551 00:24:26,552 --> 00:24:27,944 -MAN: No, ma'am. -This is my car right here. 552 00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:29,076 This is my Bad Bitch. 553 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:30,251 Sorry. No, I don't. 554 00:24:33,646 --> 00:24:36,170 Well, they're all here. They love donuts. 555 00:24:40,174 --> 00:24:42,611 -You okay? -No, man. 556 00:24:42,655 --> 00:24:43,960 Have you seen this car? 557 00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:45,222 I have not. 558 00:24:45,962 --> 00:24:47,616 This is my car. 559 00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:50,576 My grandma gave me that car for my 16th birthday. 560 00:24:51,185 --> 00:24:52,491 I just got outta jail. 561 00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:53,622 And these dudes, I know they stole my car, man. 562 00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:55,058 OFFICER: Where do you stay at? 563 00:24:55,102 --> 00:24:57,887 "Where do I stay at?" I stay in the Avenues, man. 564 00:24:57,931 --> 00:25:00,629 Okay. You gotta go down to the precinct. 565 00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:02,065 Man, you are handsome. 566 00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:03,632 -Huh? -You are so handsome. 567 00:25:03,676 --> 00:25:04,981 Thank you. 568 00:25:05,025 --> 00:25:07,549 Yeah, you gotta go to, um... 569 00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:10,204 You gotta to the, uh, Zone Four Precinct. 570 00:25:10,683 --> 00:25:12,554 Man. 571 00:25:12,598 --> 00:25:15,644 It's been so long since a man looked me in my eyes. 572 00:25:15,688 --> 00:25:17,037 -You are beautiful. -Thank you. 573 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:17,994 You gotta go to the Zone Four Precinct. 574 00:25:18,038 --> 00:25:19,082 TRINA: Can we kiss? 575 00:25:19,126 --> 00:25:20,910 -No. -No? 576 00:25:20,954 --> 00:25:23,652 It's been so long since I kissed a man. 577 00:25:23,696 --> 00:25:25,741 What's your name, Officer? Can I get your number? 578 00:25:25,785 --> 00:25:27,656 No. I'm married. 579 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:29,223 So? You a police. 580 00:25:29,266 --> 00:25:30,659 Y'all don't care about shit like that. 581 00:25:30,703 --> 00:25:31,921 I do. 582 00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:33,706 My pussy hairy like a booty. 583 00:25:36,143 --> 00:25:37,710 Hey, hey, hey. 584 00:25:37,753 --> 00:25:39,755 Excuse me. Y'all been out here eating donuts and stuff. 585 00:25:39,799 --> 00:25:40,974 You seen these guys? 586 00:25:41,017 --> 00:25:42,236 Have you seen these two dudes? 587 00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:43,890 -No. -They stole my car. 588 00:25:46,196 --> 00:25:47,197 TRINA: They ain't trying to holla at me. 589 00:25:47,241 --> 00:25:48,677 They're not helping at all. 590 00:25:48,721 --> 00:25:50,200 -WOMAN: Oh, wow. -That's what I'm saying. 591 00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:51,680 WOMAN: So you doing it yourself right now? 592 00:25:51,724 --> 00:25:53,682 -TRINA: Basically. -MAN: Say "yes" to it. 593 00:25:53,726 --> 00:25:55,162 WOMAN: Yes. Say "yes" to it. 594 00:25:55,205 --> 00:25:57,164 You know what? Sometimes you just gotta 595 00:25:57,207 --> 00:25:59,035 -do shit yourself. -Uh-uh. You better not! 596 00:25:59,079 --> 00:26:00,863 -TRINA: Fuck the police! 597 00:26:00,907 --> 00:26:02,212 I'mma kill these motherfuckers. 598 00:26:02,256 --> 00:26:03,562 WOMAN: Oh, my God! 599 00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:05,346 -Holy shit! 600 00:26:06,782 --> 00:26:07,870 Holy shit! 601 00:26:11,178 --> 00:26:12,919 Hey! Hey, hey! 602 00:26:14,355 --> 00:26:16,009 -Oh, my God! 603 00:26:22,755 --> 00:26:24,191 Damn it. 604 00:26:24,234 --> 00:26:26,585 He's got to feel like an idiot, doesn't he? 605 00:26:34,418 --> 00:26:36,072 Hey, what are you doing? 606 00:26:36,116 --> 00:26:38,379 CHRIS: Hey, White Chicks. 607 00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:40,250 BUD: Oh, yes. 608 00:26:40,294 --> 00:26:42,078 That's my favorite movie right there, man. 609 00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:43,210 You know something? 610 00:26:43,253 --> 00:26:45,081 The first time I saw that movie, right? 611 00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:46,648 Halfway through I really thought 612 00:26:46,692 --> 00:26:48,128 they were white women. 613 00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:50,913 They look like, uh, burn victims in that movie. 614 00:26:50,957 --> 00:26:53,089 You're stupid. You don't know anything about good cinema. 615 00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:55,439 I'm more like, "God damn, some thick-ass white girls." 616 00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:56,876 Fat-ass booties. 617 00:26:56,919 --> 00:26:58,312 I was like, "they got black girl booties." 618 00:27:00,836 --> 00:27:02,882 Terry Crews was convinced. You saw the movie. 619 00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:06,668 CHRIS: Ah, this is it. 620 00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:09,279 This is the place the cowboy was talking about. 621 00:27:09,323 --> 00:27:12,152 Look at this place, man. Fuck yes! 622 00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:15,155 All right. Whoo! 623 00:27:18,245 --> 00:27:19,463 Yo! 624 00:27:19,507 --> 00:27:21,117 Chris, I don't know about this, man. 625 00:27:21,161 --> 00:27:25,339 Dude, trust me. It's gonna rock. Whoo! 626 00:27:25,382 --> 00:27:26,993 BUD: It's called Electric Cowboy, though. 627 00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:28,081 CHRIS: Mmm-hmm. Exactly. 628 00:27:28,124 --> 00:27:29,299 BUD: We're not cowboys. 629 00:27:29,343 --> 00:27:31,127 CHRIS: We're about to be. 630 00:27:43,270 --> 00:27:45,272 What do you think, man? Huh? 631 00:27:46,012 --> 00:27:47,361 USA, baby! 632 00:27:48,231 --> 00:27:50,277 We are the only black people in here. 633 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,322 I don't see race. Didn't even notice. 634 00:27:52,366 --> 00:27:54,324 You know what race I see? The American race. 635 00:27:55,369 --> 00:27:57,197 Right out on that dance floor. 636 00:28:03,812 --> 00:28:04,770 Sorry. 637 00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:12,734 Bud, this is awesome! 638 00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:13,866 Get your ass over here. 639 00:28:18,479 --> 00:28:21,003 -Great job! -Thank you. Thank you. 640 00:28:21,047 --> 00:28:23,223 Let's get some shots, huh? 641 00:28:23,266 --> 00:28:25,486 First night of the road trip. 642 00:28:25,529 --> 00:28:28,315 Couldn't ask for a better partner on the road. 643 00:28:32,406 --> 00:28:34,408 Let me buy you a round. 644 00:28:34,451 --> 00:28:36,279 Let me buy you a round of some shots. 645 00:28:36,323 --> 00:28:37,977 Yeah, this is my best friend, Bud. 646 00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:39,456 He's a little shy. 647 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,067 Cheers. Pick it up. Cheers. 648 00:28:41,110 --> 00:28:43,069 Here's to you, Bud Malone. 649 00:28:48,074 --> 00:28:50,163 -Wow! -This should be it, okay? 650 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:52,469 Give me one more shot. 651 00:28:57,213 --> 00:28:58,214 CHRIS: I guess it do. 652 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,398 I would have suggested not to do that. 653 00:29:08,442 --> 00:29:10,357 Did he just drink outta that thing? 654 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,098 CHRIS: I drank a little bit too much. 655 00:29:12,141 --> 00:29:13,273 I'll put it that way. 656 00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:17,233 I gotta make a call real quick. 657 00:29:17,277 --> 00:29:18,887 See you later, pal. 658 00:29:18,931 --> 00:29:20,236 What's wrong with him? 659 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:21,542 He's just so wound up. 660 00:29:21,585 --> 00:29:23,065 He's so uptight. I don't know. Like... 661 00:29:23,109 --> 00:29:24,588 Can we pray for him? 662 00:29:24,632 --> 00:29:26,068 Do you mind praying for him real quick? 663 00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:27,200 I'm not... 664 00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:30,072 Dear Jesus who art in Heaven, 665 00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:32,205 Father be thy name. 666 00:29:32,248 --> 00:29:34,120 Thy kingdom come. 667 00:29:34,163 --> 00:29:37,863 I hope Bud has an amazing time on this road trip. 668 00:29:37,906 --> 00:29:40,343 I hope I get to Maria 669 00:29:40,387 --> 00:29:41,954 and we fall in love... 670 00:29:41,997 --> 00:29:45,609 and we make love and have sex with her without a condom. 671 00:29:45,653 --> 00:29:48,830 And, like, of course I'll make her come first. 672 00:29:48,874 --> 00:29:51,398 And then, I'm kinda free to, like, 673 00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:54,314 you know, jizz whenever I want to. 674 00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:56,446 I wanna make her come first, 675 00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:58,492 but then I'll jizz whenever I want to. So... 676 00:29:59,014 --> 00:30:00,581 -Amen. -Amen. 677 00:30:00,624 --> 00:30:02,975 -I gotta go pee-pee. 678 00:30:03,018 --> 00:30:03,889 I'll be right back. 679 00:30:06,108 --> 00:30:08,632 Uh, excuse me. Where's the bathroom? 680 00:30:08,676 --> 00:30:10,591 Holy shit. I'm sorry. 681 00:30:10,634 --> 00:30:13,463 How much did you drink? Are you a fucking camel? 682 00:30:13,507 --> 00:30:16,423 ALL: Happy birthday, dear Lena 683 00:30:17,293 --> 00:30:19,948 Happy birthday to you 684 00:30:19,992 --> 00:30:23,125 WOMAN: Shots on him. Now, I don't know your name. 685 00:30:23,169 --> 00:30:24,605 BUD: Bud. I've never been out like this before, 686 00:30:24,648 --> 00:30:26,085 but this is fun. 687 00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:27,303 What do you want a shot of? 688 00:30:28,478 --> 00:30:31,090 Hey, DJ, cut the music! 689 00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:32,439 -Cut the music! 690 00:30:32,482 --> 00:30:34,136 I'd like to make a toast 691 00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:37,139 to my best friend, Bud Malone. 692 00:30:37,183 --> 00:30:39,272 What the fuck are you doing up there? Get down. 693 00:30:39,315 --> 00:30:41,013 Yeah, he's a little nervous. 694 00:30:41,056 --> 00:30:43,537 We're the only black guys in here. 695 00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:45,974 He's the coolest guy in the world, man. 696 00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:47,323 -Get down from there! Wait! -I love you all. 697 00:30:50,065 --> 00:30:51,197 MAN: Hey, he all right? 698 00:30:52,067 --> 00:30:53,199 BUD: Oh, shit! 699 00:30:53,242 --> 00:30:54,504 -Are you okay? -MAN: Get him out there. 700 00:30:54,548 --> 00:30:56,332 -MAN: Is he all right? 701 00:30:56,376 --> 00:30:57,507 Come on, come on, come on. Get up. Get up. 702 00:30:59,683 --> 00:31:00,859 MAN 2: Give him some room. Give him some room. 703 00:31:03,035 --> 00:31:04,166 CHRIS: No, no, no. 704 00:31:04,210 --> 00:31:05,341 NURSE: You just fell off a freaking bar, 705 00:31:05,385 --> 00:31:06,168 so you need to get checked out. 706 00:31:06,212 --> 00:31:07,517 I'm fine. 707 00:31:07,561 --> 00:31:09,128 Do you have a water bottle? Or a cup? 708 00:31:09,171 --> 00:31:10,651 -MAN: I got a wet rag. -Yeah, give him some water. 709 00:31:19,573 --> 00:31:21,053 Oh, my God. 710 00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:23,707 Okay. I'm serious about calling this guy an ambulance. 711 00:31:23,751 --> 00:31:25,535 -He's not okay if he's puking. -I'm fine. 712 00:31:25,579 --> 00:31:28,669 Somebody needs to get me a fucking drink and chill out. 713 00:31:28,712 --> 00:31:29,888 WOMAN: No, seriously, that's not gonna be good. 714 00:31:40,202 --> 00:31:41,943 CHRIS: Easy now, killer. 715 00:31:47,993 --> 00:31:50,299 What the fuck is wrong with you? Like, seriously? 716 00:31:50,343 --> 00:31:52,693 I wanted to celebrate you. 717 00:31:53,607 --> 00:31:56,566 This is a celebration of you and your life. 718 00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:01,223 I don't know. Thank you for talking me into this. 719 00:32:01,267 --> 00:32:03,704 Felt good to be out. I needed it. 720 00:32:08,578 --> 00:32:11,277 We should probably get some rest or wash up. 721 00:32:34,126 --> 00:32:35,475 Good night, Bud. 722 00:32:36,302 --> 00:32:37,956 Night, Chris. 723 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:41,698 God damn it. What type of light is this? 724 00:32:43,309 --> 00:32:44,310 What the fuck? 725 00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:48,096 CHRIS: One day closer to Maria. 726 00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:49,532 -All right, let's do this. -BUD: All right. Okay. 727 00:32:49,576 --> 00:32:50,620 I feel good. It's a new day, right? 728 00:32:50,664 --> 00:32:51,752 Yeah, a new day. 729 00:32:51,795 --> 00:32:53,667 Okay. USA. 730 00:33:22,348 --> 00:33:24,524 The price of art is skyrocketing. 731 00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:27,309 This is the first one that I wanted to show because it's 732 00:33:27,353 --> 00:33:29,311 the one that there's a lot of debate about. 733 00:33:29,355 --> 00:33:31,487 I was thinking it looked like Lord of the Rings,uh, thing. 734 00:33:31,531 --> 00:33:33,489 It kinda looks like, uh, 735 00:33:33,533 --> 00:33:35,143 a relic. 736 00:33:40,192 --> 00:33:41,062 Maria. 737 00:33:41,106 --> 00:33:42,237 Chris? 738 00:33:42,281 --> 00:33:43,673 Oh, God. Yes. 739 00:33:43,717 --> 00:33:45,284 Yes, Chris! Yes! 740 00:33:47,199 --> 00:33:49,549 Chris. 741 00:33:52,204 --> 00:33:53,509 Chris! 742 00:33:55,381 --> 00:33:56,643 Chris! 743 00:33:57,557 --> 00:34:00,081 This looks awesome. 744 00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:02,692 We're doing some free sampling. 745 00:34:02,736 --> 00:34:04,346 Well, let's get, like, three of those, 746 00:34:04,390 --> 00:34:05,608 and maybe some bread. 747 00:34:05,652 --> 00:34:07,219 Hey, looking good, babe. 748 00:34:09,134 --> 00:34:10,700 You talking to my girl? 749 00:34:10,744 --> 00:34:11,788 -I got this. I got this, baby. -MAN: Oh, that's your girl? 750 00:34:11,832 --> 00:34:13,051 -Yeah. -MAN: I'm sorry about that. 751 00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:13,703 -Are you sure? -I got this. You all right? 752 00:34:13,747 --> 00:34:15,183 Come on. 753 00:34:15,227 --> 00:34:16,663 MARIA: You like hitting on women at farmers markets? 754 00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:19,318 -What's wrong with you? -MARIA: Piece of shit! 755 00:34:19,361 --> 00:34:20,406 -MAN: Crazy ass. -What the fuck are you doing? 756 00:34:20,449 --> 00:34:21,755 You're fucking hitting on me here? 757 00:34:21,798 --> 00:34:23,104 MAN: What's wrong with you? 758 00:34:23,148 --> 00:34:24,801 Damn. What the fuck? 759 00:34:24,845 --> 00:34:27,195 -Fuck. Crazy bitch. -That is hot. 760 00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:28,066 What are you looking at? 761 00:34:29,937 --> 00:34:31,591 WOMAN: Hey, he's blind. He's blind. 762 00:34:31,634 --> 00:34:33,767 He's blind. He's blind. Please! 763 00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:35,551 MARIA: Fucker. 764 00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:39,381 Get his money. Get his money. Get his money. 765 00:34:39,425 --> 00:34:41,296 -No! He didn't do anything. -What is happening? 766 00:34:41,340 --> 00:34:43,342 Run. Let's run. Let's run. Let's just go. Let's just go. 767 00:34:43,385 --> 00:34:44,299 MARIA: Go, go, go! 768 00:34:44,343 --> 00:34:45,605 MAN: Go, go, go! 769 00:34:45,648 --> 00:34:46,736 WOMAN 1: Oh, my God. WOMAN 2: Stop! 770 00:34:56,398 --> 00:34:58,444 I now pronounce you man and wife. 771 00:34:59,358 --> 00:35:00,794 You may kiss the bride. 772 00:35:08,628 --> 00:35:10,108 And you may now 773 00:35:10,630 --> 00:35:11,805 kiss me. 774 00:35:12,806 --> 00:35:14,416 Uh... 775 00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:15,635 -What? 776 00:35:16,505 --> 00:35:17,811 WOMAN: Oh, my God. 777 00:36:02,595 --> 00:36:04,727 Okay, there's no way White Chickswould work 778 00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:06,207 -in real life, man. -I'm telling you... 779 00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:07,469 They look like bleached Ninja Turtles. 780 00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:08,949 Bruh, matter of fact, 781 00:36:08,992 --> 00:36:10,559 this lady right here. That could be a brother. 782 00:36:10,603 --> 00:36:11,952 CHRIS: That's ridiculous. Okay, watch this. 783 00:36:11,995 --> 00:36:13,301 -Excuse me, miss. -Yes? 784 00:36:13,867 --> 00:36:15,303 Are you a black man? 785 00:36:15,869 --> 00:36:16,826 No. 786 00:36:17,697 --> 00:36:18,698 Case in point. 787 00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:19,829 Why would you ask somebody that? 788 00:36:19,873 --> 00:36:21,831 You said that it could work. 789 00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:23,006 It'd look frightening. 790 00:36:23,050 --> 00:36:25,313 Wait a minute. What is this? 791 00:36:25,357 --> 00:36:27,228 The zoo? Come on, man. 792 00:36:27,272 --> 00:36:28,490 You know I love zoos. 793 00:36:28,534 --> 00:36:29,622 We gotta do this, bruh. 794 00:36:29,665 --> 00:36:31,014 I think we got time, right? 795 00:36:31,058 --> 00:36:32,320 Yeah. We're more than halfway there. 796 00:36:32,364 --> 00:36:33,408 We're making great time. 797 00:36:33,452 --> 00:36:35,410 -CHRIS: Thank you, ma'am. -No problem. 798 00:36:35,454 --> 00:36:36,672 Or black sir. 799 00:36:38,892 --> 00:36:40,502 -BUD: Take care, brother. 800 00:36:50,033 --> 00:36:52,253 Dude, zoos are sick! 801 00:36:52,297 --> 00:36:53,689 -This makes me happy, man. -You're having fun, 802 00:36:53,733 --> 00:36:54,777 -aren't you? -I'm having fun. 803 00:36:54,821 --> 00:36:55,865 Look at that. That's a fancy cat. 804 00:36:57,345 --> 00:36:59,260 -Two buds on the road. -What up? 805 00:36:59,304 --> 00:37:00,653 -Booyah. -Booyah. 806 00:37:00,696 --> 00:37:01,828 I like it, man. 807 00:37:01,871 --> 00:37:03,264 -This is a good idea. -Yeah, man. 808 00:37:03,308 --> 00:37:05,875 CHRIS: Zoo life, baby! 809 00:37:05,919 --> 00:37:07,007 GUIDE: Right now, we'd like to take you guys 810 00:37:07,050 --> 00:37:08,878 up here to see our wolves 811 00:37:08,922 --> 00:37:10,880 and our large primate area. 812 00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:12,534 Do me a favor, everybody, 813 00:37:12,578 --> 00:37:15,276 and keep just a little bit of room off here. 814 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,582 Okay, come on in. 815 00:37:18,410 --> 00:37:19,933 Oh, I like the Silverback. 816 00:37:21,369 --> 00:37:22,022 Hey. 817 00:37:22,805 --> 00:37:24,894 GUIDE: Step on in, guys. Step on in. 818 00:37:24,938 --> 00:37:26,853 Guys, this is Jesse. Everybody can say hi to Jesse. 819 00:37:26,896 --> 00:37:27,941 -Dude. -GROUP: Hey, Jesse. 820 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,334 Gorilla. 821 00:37:30,378 --> 00:37:31,336 CHRIS: Dude. 822 00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:34,556 - The gate's open. -Why don't you close that? 823 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:35,862 -Put it down. -CHRIS: Shut up. 824 00:37:35,905 --> 00:37:37,080 I'm gonna get a selfie with the gorilla. 825 00:37:37,124 --> 00:37:38,734 -No. No. -Yes. For Maria. 826 00:37:38,778 --> 00:37:39,866 Come on. It'll melt her heart. 827 00:37:39,909 --> 00:37:40,910 Are you crazy? 828 00:37:41,389 --> 00:37:42,651 Come back here. 829 00:37:42,695 --> 00:37:44,436 Shut up. Don't wake him up. 830 00:37:44,479 --> 00:37:46,002 -What the fuck are you doing? -Shut up. Keep it down. 831 00:37:46,046 --> 00:37:47,526 BUD: Hey. No, don't. 832 00:37:47,569 --> 00:37:48,918 Come back here. 833 00:37:48,962 --> 00:37:51,094 Come back here. Here. 834 00:37:51,138 --> 00:37:52,574 -BUD: Hey. 835 00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:54,663 JESSE: Good. 836 00:37:54,707 --> 00:37:56,622 Very good. Good work. 837 00:37:56,665 --> 00:37:58,058 So this is Gideon, 838 00:37:58,101 --> 00:38:00,713 and he is our primary ambassador wolf over here. 839 00:38:00,756 --> 00:38:03,324 And Gideon is really, really good at jumping. 840 00:38:04,804 --> 00:38:05,935 JESSE: Good. 841 00:38:07,067 --> 00:38:09,374 - He's got my leg! 842 00:38:10,636 --> 00:38:12,377 WOMAN: Oh, my God! 843 00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:14,292 GUIDE: Sir! Sir, you can't be in there. 844 00:38:15,162 --> 00:38:16,598 WOMAN: Oh, my God! 845 00:38:16,642 --> 00:38:17,904 -Oh, my God! 846 00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:21,473 Hey, hey. 847 00:38:21,516 --> 00:38:22,735 Please. 848 00:38:22,778 --> 00:38:24,302 Be quiet. Be quiet. 849 00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:27,435 GUIDE: Don't look him in the eye. 850 00:38:27,479 --> 00:38:28,306 I'm so scared. 851 00:38:29,611 --> 00:38:31,396 Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! 852 00:38:31,439 --> 00:38:32,788 Oh, my God! 853 00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:34,616 MAN: Oh, my God! GUIDE: Stay calm. 854 00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:36,488 -Stay calm. -Bud, help me. 855 00:38:36,531 --> 00:38:37,576 WOMAN: Oh, my God. 856 00:38:40,535 --> 00:38:42,624 -Stop that! -CHRIS: Oh, my God! 857 00:38:45,845 --> 00:38:46,976 BUD: You fucking a man. 858 00:38:47,803 --> 00:38:49,109 He's a human being. 859 00:38:49,152 --> 00:38:51,416 Oh, my God. Fuck. 860 00:38:51,459 --> 00:38:52,634 -What's his name? -His name is Chris. 861 00:38:52,678 --> 00:38:53,983 Chris, come on! 862 00:38:54,027 --> 00:38:56,986 -WOMAN: Stay still. 863 00:38:57,030 --> 00:38:58,814 -Shit! Shit! -Stay calm. Stay calm. 864 00:38:58,858 --> 00:38:59,989 -Stay calm. -Shit! 865 00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:02,427 -Oh, shit. -Jimmy, back in. 866 00:39:02,470 --> 00:39:03,515 Jimmy, back in. Bananas for you. 867 00:39:03,558 --> 00:39:04,646 WOMAN: Shit! Damn, we on this. 868 00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:07,519 Help me, Jesus. Jesus! 869 00:39:07,562 --> 00:39:10,043 -GUIDE: Back in there. -Jesus! 870 00:39:10,086 --> 00:39:12,001 BUD: Would you put the lock on or something? 871 00:39:12,045 --> 00:39:13,960 -GUIDE: Good boy. -Why did you go in there? 872 00:39:14,003 --> 00:39:15,788 The rest of us have kids. 873 00:39:15,831 --> 00:39:17,485 I wanted to take a picture. 874 00:39:17,529 --> 00:39:19,618 You wanted to take a picture of the gorilla? 875 00:39:19,661 --> 00:39:21,010 -Face to face? -Yeah, for this girl. 876 00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:23,012 WOMAN: Would she go in there for you? 877 00:39:23,056 --> 00:39:24,536 -CHRIS: No. -Exactly. 878 00:39:24,579 --> 00:39:26,102 So why are you going in there for her? 879 00:39:26,146 --> 00:39:27,843 I'm trying to get her to be my girlfriend. 880 00:39:27,887 --> 00:39:29,715 She's not your girlfriend yet? 881 00:39:29,758 --> 00:39:31,673 No. I gotta get my cell phone. 882 00:39:31,717 --> 00:39:33,022 -No, you can't go in there. -What the fuck are you doing? 883 00:39:33,066 --> 00:39:34,502 Sir, you can't go in there. 884 00:39:34,546 --> 00:39:36,678 If that damn thing come back, you gonna be through. 885 00:39:36,722 --> 00:39:37,505 Oh, here it is. 886 00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:45,470 BUD: Keep your mouth closed! 887 00:39:50,083 --> 00:39:50,953 WOMAN 1: What are you doing in there? 888 00:39:50,997 --> 00:39:52,041 WOMAN 2: Oh, Lord, have mercy. 889 00:39:53,216 --> 00:39:55,044 Bud. 890 00:39:55,088 --> 00:39:56,524 WOMAN 3: How did he get in there? 891 00:39:56,568 --> 00:39:58,047 WOMAN 4: Pull your pants up, buddy. 892 00:40:02,051 --> 00:40:03,531 TRINA: Hey, excuse me, brothers. 893 00:40:03,575 --> 00:40:05,228 -Y'all seen this car today? -MAN: No. 894 00:40:05,272 --> 00:40:07,230 This my brother Bud and his friend Chris. 895 00:40:07,274 --> 00:40:09,537 This dude don't look familiar to you at all? 896 00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:11,539 -No. -You sure you don't know them? 897 00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:12,888 I'm pretty sure I don't know them. 898 00:40:12,932 --> 00:40:14,716 Okay. We gotta walk. Okay? 899 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,152 This ain't you, man? 900 00:40:16,196 --> 00:40:18,067 -That ain't. -Your name ain't Craig? 901 00:40:18,111 --> 00:40:19,329 Yeah. 902 00:40:19,373 --> 00:40:20,679 And you're telling me you don't know them? 903 00:40:20,722 --> 00:40:22,071 You sitting up here lying to me in my face? 904 00:40:22,115 --> 00:40:23,682 This is you and them. 905 00:40:23,725 --> 00:40:24,944 You, Bud, Chris. 906 00:40:26,119 --> 00:40:27,947 Craig. 907 00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:29,949 -Where'd you get that picture? -This is you! 908 00:40:29,992 --> 00:40:31,907 -I know. -Your name is Craig, right? 909 00:40:31,951 --> 00:40:33,561 It is. And I don't know them. 910 00:40:33,605 --> 00:40:35,476 Where is these dudes at? 911 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:36,564 Dude, I don't know where they're at. 912 00:40:36,608 --> 00:40:37,826 Well, when you see them... 913 00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:38,914 The next time you see these motherfuckers, 914 00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:40,394 let 'em know I'mma kill their ass. 915 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,614 Well, I ain't got your car, and stop yelling at me. 916 00:40:42,657 --> 00:40:44,572 No, you know where my car at, Craig. 917 00:40:44,616 --> 00:40:47,575 I've seen your ass on Facebook and everything with them. 918 00:40:47,619 --> 00:40:48,620 What the fuck are you talking about? 919 00:40:48,663 --> 00:40:49,751 TRINA: Where's my car at? 920 00:40:49,795 --> 00:40:51,057 Ask your fucking brother! 921 00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:52,928 Well, tell me where my brother is! 922 00:40:52,972 --> 00:40:54,582 And why the fuck would I know that? 923 00:40:54,626 --> 00:40:56,932 Because you're taking pictures with these niggas! 924 00:40:56,976 --> 00:40:58,891 I just want you to tell me where my car is. 925 00:40:58,934 --> 00:41:00,283 Well, if I knew where your car fucking was, I would. 926 00:41:00,327 --> 00:41:01,546 Would you? 927 00:41:01,589 --> 00:41:02,895 -Yes, I would. -Would you really? 928 00:41:02,938 --> 00:41:04,200 -Would you? Really? -Yes. Why wouldn't I? 929 00:41:04,244 --> 00:41:05,463 'Cause I feel like you lying to me right now. 930 00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:06,551 I feel like you are a motherfucking liar! 931 00:41:06,594 --> 00:41:07,769 You feel like everybody's lying to ya. 932 00:41:14,297 --> 00:41:15,951 CHRIS: Oh, God. 933 00:41:15,995 --> 00:41:17,562 Still got that gorilla cum taste in my mouth. 934 00:41:17,605 --> 00:41:18,824 Ugh. 935 00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:20,129 Does Trina got any mints in the car? 936 00:41:20,173 --> 00:41:21,566 Hey, hey, hey. Look, don't be going around 937 00:41:21,609 --> 00:41:22,915 digging in the car like that, okay? 938 00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:24,307 CHRIS: Dude, she's got a ton of mints in here. 939 00:41:24,351 --> 00:41:26,614 -This is great. -What? 940 00:41:26,658 --> 00:41:28,137 Boy, if you gonna have a mint, I want a mint. 941 00:41:28,181 --> 00:41:30,139 -CHRIS: All right. -Let me get some. 942 00:41:30,183 --> 00:41:31,271 You need it more than me, homie. 943 00:41:31,314 --> 00:41:32,533 Your breath is so bad, 944 00:41:32,577 --> 00:41:34,187 people look forward to your farts. 945 00:41:34,230 --> 00:41:38,191 Oh, okay. Your breath smells like Steve Harvey's mustache. 946 00:41:38,234 --> 00:41:40,106 I don't even know what that smells like but... 947 00:41:42,195 --> 00:41:44,327 You're pretty funny, man. 948 00:41:44,371 --> 00:41:46,852 You're, like, way funny tonight. 949 00:41:52,901 --> 00:41:54,294 Yeah, I'm boiling. 950 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,306 Hello? 951 00:42:06,349 --> 00:42:07,176 I mean, it's moving. 952 00:42:39,644 --> 00:42:41,297 CHRIS: Can you put this on your finger? 953 00:42:41,341 --> 00:42:42,995 Sir, if you carry on doing that, 954 00:42:43,038 --> 00:42:44,213 I will turn around and punch you 955 00:42:44,257 --> 00:42:45,258 in your goddamn face. 956 00:42:48,870 --> 00:42:49,915 CHRIS: Ooh. Electrolytes. 957 00:42:51,743 --> 00:42:53,092 Maria? 958 00:42:53,135 --> 00:42:55,616 -Maria! Maria, where'd you go? 959 00:42:59,402 --> 00:43:01,883 I look perfectly normal. 960 00:43:01,927 --> 00:43:03,276 I look great. 961 00:43:03,319 --> 00:43:04,799 Yeah, motherfuckers! Try to find me now. 962 00:43:17,072 --> 00:43:18,334 Oh, my God. 963 00:43:18,378 --> 00:43:19,901 Snowball fight. 964 00:43:22,121 --> 00:43:23,296 Yeah! 965 00:43:31,130 --> 00:43:33,959 -Are you Maria? -Nah. My name is Will. 966 00:43:35,090 --> 00:43:36,309 Let's go to the dream place. 967 00:43:55,154 --> 00:43:56,634 - Chris. -Huh? 968 00:43:58,070 --> 00:43:59,158 Where are we? 969 00:44:01,203 --> 00:44:02,814 Oh, fuck, I got a headache, man. 970 00:44:02,857 --> 00:44:04,163 What happened last night? 971 00:44:04,859 --> 00:44:06,992 -I don't even know. -Oh. 972 00:44:07,775 --> 00:44:09,777 I really gotta pee. 973 00:44:09,821 --> 00:44:10,952 Ah! 974 00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:18,133 BOTH: Fuck! 975 00:44:18,177 --> 00:44:21,963 Ow! Why are our dicks in a Chinese finger trap? 976 00:44:22,007 --> 00:44:23,138 What did you do to us, man? 977 00:44:23,182 --> 00:44:24,270 I didn't do anything to anybody. 978 00:44:24,313 --> 00:44:25,837 I don't remember a thing! 979 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,142 I wouldn't put my dick connected to your dick. 980 00:44:27,186 --> 00:44:28,317 CHRIS: Maybe if your dick... 981 00:44:28,361 --> 00:44:29,579 BUD: Man, get your hands off my dick. 982 00:44:29,623 --> 00:44:30,885 Sorry, sorry. Just get up. Get up, get up. 983 00:44:30,929 --> 00:44:32,452 -Dude, let go of my... -Stop pulling my dick! 984 00:44:32,495 --> 00:44:34,410 -CHRIS: Come on! 985 00:44:34,454 --> 00:44:35,847 BUD: We gonna do this together if we gonna do this. 986 00:44:35,890 --> 00:44:37,762 Okay. I'm gonna go for it! 987 00:44:39,894 --> 00:44:41,940 Look, there's a golfer over there. 988 00:44:41,983 --> 00:44:43,768 We can ask him to get us out of this. 989 00:44:43,811 --> 00:44:44,943 BUD: My God, he's not going to fucking help us. 990 00:44:44,986 --> 00:44:46,858 CHRIS: Help! 991 00:44:46,901 --> 00:44:49,208 Help us. 992 00:44:49,251 --> 00:44:50,905 Please. We got stuck in this thing. 993 00:44:50,949 --> 00:44:52,820 How'd you guys do that? What the fuck did you guys do? 994 00:44:52,864 --> 00:44:53,995 How do we get outta this? 995 00:44:54,039 --> 00:44:56,171 Just, uh, relax your dick 996 00:44:56,215 --> 00:44:57,172 -and friggin' pull it out. -CHRIS: Okay. 997 00:44:59,871 --> 00:45:01,350 Push them together. Push together. 998 00:45:01,394 --> 00:45:02,830 Walk together. Hold on, hold on, hold on. 999 00:45:02,874 --> 00:45:03,831 Okay. Okay. 1000 00:45:03,875 --> 00:45:06,181 Just, uh... 1001 00:45:06,225 --> 00:45:07,835 I have no idea what to fucking do. 1002 00:45:09,228 --> 00:45:11,447 You need to cut that fucker in the middle. 1003 00:45:11,491 --> 00:45:13,362 Hey, hey, easy, Harvey Weinstein. 1004 00:45:13,406 --> 00:45:14,842 Get the fuck out. I'm gonna play golf. 1005 00:45:14,886 --> 00:45:16,191 -Go! -You turned on us. 1006 00:45:16,235 --> 00:45:17,889 Yes! Get the fuck outta here. 1007 00:45:17,932 --> 00:45:19,020 Go! Before I hit... 1008 00:45:19,064 --> 00:45:20,195 You wanna really... Fuck. Okay. 1009 00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:21,849 -Let's go. I'll do it. -No, no, no! 1010 00:45:21,893 --> 00:45:23,459 -Okay, okay, okay. -Get the fuck outta here. 1011 00:45:23,503 --> 00:45:25,200 Okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry, man. 1012 00:45:29,204 --> 00:45:30,162 CHRIS: We'll go to a barber shop. 1013 00:45:30,205 --> 00:45:32,077 They got scissors. 1014 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,253 Hey, sir, can you get our dicks outta this thing? 1015 00:45:34,296 --> 00:45:35,515 BARBER: Yo, man! I promise you! 1016 00:45:35,558 --> 00:45:36,864 CHRIS: Hey. Hey. Hey. 1017 00:45:36,908 --> 00:45:38,213 BARBER: I promise you, my nigga. I promise you. 1018 00:45:38,257 --> 00:45:39,388 CHRIS: Hey. You know where to get a... 1019 00:45:39,432 --> 00:45:40,215 BARBER: Yo, get the fuck outta here! 1020 00:45:40,259 --> 00:45:41,390 CHRIS: He's got a knife. 1021 00:45:44,393 --> 00:45:45,917 -CHRIS: Help! Help us! 1022 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,353 CHRIS: Help us! 1023 00:45:47,396 --> 00:45:49,311 -BUD: Oh, shit. Shit. -Oh! 1024 00:45:49,355 --> 00:45:50,443 CHRIS: Okay, okay. 1025 00:45:51,879 --> 00:45:53,359 It's a Chinese finger trap. 1026 00:45:59,234 --> 00:46:00,235 CHRIS: Help! 1027 00:46:00,279 --> 00:46:02,803 Just come this way! Ow! Ow! 1028 00:46:02,847 --> 00:46:03,891 Help us. 1029 00:46:03,935 --> 00:46:05,414 Somebody, help us! 1030 00:46:05,458 --> 00:46:08,156 Somebody! Help! Oh, my God. Somebody! 1031 00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:09,418 Come this way, please! 1032 00:46:09,462 --> 00:46:10,593 BUD: Wait, chill! Would you? 1033 00:46:10,637 --> 00:46:11,899 I don't know what to do! 1034 00:46:11,943 --> 00:46:12,944 -Okay. -BUD: What the... No! 1035 00:46:12,987 --> 00:46:15,076 -It's do or die! 1036 00:46:18,601 --> 00:46:20,516 We're free! We're free! 1037 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,083 BUD: Does anybody got any ice? 1038 00:46:22,127 --> 00:46:23,955 Can I borrow water? Can I? 1039 00:46:25,434 --> 00:46:26,522 It don't even matter. I just wanna... 1040 00:46:30,135 --> 00:46:32,093 BUD: It's really hard to concentrate on food 1041 00:46:32,137 --> 00:46:34,966 when your dick was just attached to another man's. 1042 00:46:35,009 --> 00:46:35,967 CHRIS: I don't know, man. I'm pretty hungry. 1043 00:46:37,490 --> 00:46:39,448 BUD: All right. So, you're about to see Maria. 1044 00:46:39,492 --> 00:46:40,885 Do you know what you're going to say 1045 00:46:40,928 --> 00:46:42,234 to her once you see her? 1046 00:46:42,277 --> 00:46:44,453 You know in the Boyz II Men video 1047 00:46:44,497 --> 00:46:46,238 when the baritone dude breaks it down? 1048 00:46:46,281 --> 00:46:48,980 -Yes. -And he's like, "Damn, girl. 1049 00:46:49,023 --> 00:46:52,287 "Ooh, I would suck a skittle out your bootyhole, girl." 1050 00:46:52,331 --> 00:46:54,115 That's not in any of the songs. 1051 00:46:54,159 --> 00:46:55,334 It's similar. 1052 00:46:55,377 --> 00:46:57,466 -Question. I have a question. -Yeah, go. 1053 00:46:58,990 --> 00:47:00,469 Can my friend try something on you real quick? 1054 00:47:00,513 --> 00:47:02,167 And I just wanna see how you'll react to it. 1055 00:47:02,210 --> 00:47:03,646 Okay. 1056 00:47:03,690 --> 00:47:05,910 I'm in love with an angel. Chasing a girl. 1057 00:47:08,129 --> 00:47:11,002 Mmm-hmm. So I'm just gonna go up to her and say, like... 1058 00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,004 "I love you. 1059 00:47:13,047 --> 00:47:15,484 "Let's make love under the sunset, us two." 1060 00:47:18,270 --> 00:47:19,271 CHRIS: Yeah. 1061 00:47:21,316 --> 00:47:22,317 CHRIS: Oh, okay. 1062 00:47:26,147 --> 00:47:27,148 Okay. 1063 00:47:28,671 --> 00:47:30,325 Ooh. 1064 00:47:30,369 --> 00:47:31,979 Yeah. That's what I was saying to him before. 1065 00:47:32,023 --> 00:47:33,372 That's the kinda stuff I was saying. 1066 00:47:35,330 --> 00:47:36,984 -At first? -Let her make the first move. 1067 00:47:37,028 --> 00:47:38,681 Quick question, 'cause you keep saying "at first." 1068 00:47:38,725 --> 00:47:41,206 When is the best time to, like, all right. 1069 00:47:41,249 --> 00:47:42,424 Now you say all the nice stuff, 1070 00:47:42,468 --> 00:47:43,512 and you be like, "Okay, now sexually..." 1071 00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:47,865 Oh, so this is still on the first meeting? 1072 00:47:49,214 --> 00:47:50,215 Same. 1073 00:47:55,220 --> 00:47:56,482 Same. 1074 00:47:56,525 --> 00:47:59,006 "Genders and genres"? God damn. 1075 00:48:03,576 --> 00:48:05,273 BOTH: Traveled down the road 1076 00:48:05,317 --> 00:48:07,145 And back again 1077 00:48:07,188 --> 00:48:09,408 Your heart is true 1078 00:48:09,451 --> 00:48:12,150 You're a pal and a confidant 1079 00:48:40,482 --> 00:48:42,397 CHRIS: Yeah, our battery died. 1080 00:48:42,441 --> 00:48:45,444 Thanks so much for doing this. The car's making crazy noises. 1081 00:48:45,487 --> 00:48:47,576 All right, start revving it. 1082 00:48:54,409 --> 00:48:55,628 What did you do to my friend? 1083 00:48:55,671 --> 00:48:57,543 -I didn't do anything. -BUD: You okay? 1084 00:48:57,586 --> 00:48:59,458 She revved the thing. I don't know. 1085 00:48:59,501 --> 00:49:01,373 You told me to do that. Don't play that. 1086 00:49:01,416 --> 00:49:02,591 CHRIS: Why did you do that? 1087 00:49:02,635 --> 00:49:04,419 You asked for a fucking jump. 1088 00:49:04,463 --> 00:49:05,638 Don't play with me, motherfucker. 1089 00:49:14,473 --> 00:49:16,431 I'm coming to fuck y'all up. 1090 00:49:30,837 --> 00:49:32,273 This is good. 1091 00:49:36,277 --> 00:49:37,626 -Right here or... -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1092 00:49:39,498 --> 00:49:41,326 Oh, jeez. Oh, it's starting. 1093 00:49:46,505 --> 00:49:47,680 -BUD: Help! 1094 00:49:48,420 --> 00:49:49,464 What happened? 1095 00:49:49,508 --> 00:49:51,075 -BUD: Fuck. -What happened? 1096 00:49:51,118 --> 00:49:52,293 I'm stuck. 1097 00:49:52,859 --> 00:49:54,469 I'm sinking. 1098 00:49:54,513 --> 00:49:56,080 -Shit. -I know. Come here. 1099 00:49:59,692 --> 00:50:01,302 Wait a minute, go get some butter. 1100 00:50:01,346 --> 00:50:02,434 Butter me out of this thing. 1101 00:50:06,612 --> 00:50:09,702 Shit! 1102 00:50:10,050 --> 00:50:11,617 Oh, my God. 1103 00:50:11,660 --> 00:50:13,314 -BUD: It's all over me. -Oh, my God. What the fuck? 1104 00:50:23,107 --> 00:50:25,674 Thank you for being a friend 1105 00:50:53,876 --> 00:50:56,140 Y'all seen these dudes before? Right here? 1106 00:50:56,183 --> 00:50:57,315 MAN: I don't know them. 1107 00:50:57,358 --> 00:50:59,099 -Hey, brother. -MAN: What? 1108 00:50:59,143 --> 00:51:00,405 I'm looking for these dudes right here. 1109 00:51:00,448 --> 00:51:02,537 They stole my car. Look at it. She beautiful. 1110 00:51:02,581 --> 00:51:03,712 That's a colorful car. 1111 00:51:03,756 --> 00:51:05,192 TRINA: This is Bud right here. 1112 00:51:05,236 --> 00:51:07,107 He, like, this tall, real dark. 1113 00:51:07,151 --> 00:51:09,109 Real, kind of, chubby. Look like a peanut. 1114 00:51:09,153 --> 00:51:11,155 This dude right here, Chris, 1115 00:51:11,198 --> 00:51:12,678 got a big nose, that white boy nose, 1116 00:51:12,721 --> 00:51:14,506 -but black features. -MAN: All right. 1117 00:51:14,549 --> 00:51:16,160 Matter of fact, might have to staple his nuts. 1118 00:51:16,203 --> 00:51:17,726 You know what I'm saying? 1119 00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:19,902 If y'all see these niggas right here, they stole my car. 1120 00:51:19,946 --> 00:51:21,556 -I'mma kill these niggas. 1121 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:22,775 Just like that. 1122 00:51:23,341 --> 00:51:25,647 Just like fucking that. 1123 00:51:25,691 --> 00:51:27,388 Uh-uh! Don't tear up in here, now. 1124 00:51:29,782 --> 00:51:31,566 That girl, she could've came in here 1125 00:51:31,610 --> 00:51:33,090 -and just started blazing. -MAN 2: Exactly. 1126 00:51:41,968 --> 00:51:43,274 CHRIS: You didn't get that new Wesley Snipes CD? 1127 00:51:43,317 --> 00:51:44,797 BUD: Wesley Snipes don't make music, man. 1128 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,755 CHRIS: Man, he made the Bladesoundtrack. 1129 00:51:46,799 --> 00:51:48,583 BUD: No, he didn't. CHRIS: Yeah. 1130 00:51:48,627 --> 00:51:49,758 And he's got that song. 1131 00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:56,591 Where do you wanna sit at? 1132 00:51:56,635 --> 00:51:58,550 -Is anybody sitting here? -No. 1133 00:51:58,593 --> 00:51:59,812 No? 1134 00:51:59,855 --> 00:52:00,943 WOMAN: Crazy girl just came in here 1135 00:52:00,987 --> 00:52:01,857 and said she's gonna kill somebody. 1136 00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:05,687 WOMAN: See that brother right there? 1137 00:52:05,731 --> 00:52:07,907 Said she gonna kill him if he stole her car. 1138 00:52:07,950 --> 00:52:09,256 What the fuck is that? 1139 00:52:12,607 --> 00:52:14,609 Oh, fuck. 1140 00:52:14,653 --> 00:52:16,742 That's them. That's them. 1141 00:52:16,785 --> 00:52:17,917 BUD: I gotta get the fuck outta here, bro. 1142 00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,179 CHRIS: Wait, wait, wait. 1143 00:52:19,223 --> 00:52:20,485 WOMAN: I told you that's them. 1144 00:52:20,528 --> 00:52:21,964 -That girl wanna kill 'em. -Who put this up? 1145 00:52:22,008 --> 00:52:23,618 MAN: She was coming through the restaurant with them. 1146 00:52:23,662 --> 00:52:24,750 CHRIS: What'd she look like? 1147 00:52:24,793 --> 00:52:26,578 About 5'5". 1148 00:52:26,621 --> 00:52:28,928 African American. Lighter than you. 1149 00:52:29,276 --> 00:52:30,495 I mean, 1150 00:52:31,322 --> 00:52:32,497 light color. 1151 00:52:32,540 --> 00:52:34,151 CHRIS: That could be anybody. 1152 00:52:34,194 --> 00:52:36,327 Y'all driving around in a hot pink car that say "Bad Bitch." 1153 00:52:36,370 --> 00:52:38,285 She gonna find y'all. 1154 00:52:38,329 --> 00:52:40,200 I mean, there's a lot of cars that say that. 1155 00:52:40,244 --> 00:52:42,811 That say "Bad Bitch" on the back? 1156 00:52:42,855 --> 00:52:44,726 She said you her brother. She said... 1157 00:52:44,770 --> 00:52:46,293 "Oh, that's Bud. 1158 00:52:46,337 --> 00:52:47,816 -"I'm killing him first." -I don't think she cares. 1159 00:52:47,860 --> 00:52:48,991 Oh, I gotta get the fuck outta here. 1160 00:52:49,035 --> 00:52:50,428 She's a killer. That girl's a killer. 1161 00:52:50,471 --> 00:52:52,212 She's a real killer? 1162 00:52:52,256 --> 00:52:54,475 She got marks on her face. She got teardrops on her face. 1163 00:52:54,519 --> 00:52:55,694 -That bitch'll kill you. -CHRIS: Stay! 1164 00:52:55,737 --> 00:52:57,348 -Stay! Bud, man, please. -Man, fuck you, man. 1165 00:52:57,391 --> 00:52:59,219 CHRIS: Bud, please. We are almost to Maria, man. 1166 00:52:59,263 --> 00:53:00,960 He's not a good friend, Bud. 1167 00:53:01,352 --> 00:53:02,918 I told you it's them. 1168 00:53:02,962 --> 00:53:04,529 -I don't forget nothing, baby. -CHRIS: It could be anybody. 1169 00:53:04,572 --> 00:53:05,747 -Eyes. -BUD: Fuck you. 1170 00:53:05,791 --> 00:53:06,966 CHRIS: No, fuck you. We're staying here. 1171 00:53:07,009 --> 00:53:08,533 No. We gotta take the car back, bro. 1172 00:53:08,576 --> 00:53:09,882 -No, we do not. -Oh, shit. 1173 00:53:09,925 --> 00:53:11,666 What I told you? Did I not tell you? 1174 00:53:11,710 --> 00:53:13,494 Listen to me, we are so close. 1175 00:53:13,538 --> 00:53:15,322 -No, you're not listening. -We are staying here. 1176 00:53:15,366 --> 00:53:17,324 These people don't know what they're talking about. 1177 00:53:17,368 --> 00:53:18,673 The hell? Y'all gonna say I'm lying? 1178 00:53:18,717 --> 00:53:19,631 WOMAN 2: She said she's trying to kill y'all. 1179 00:53:19,674 --> 00:53:20,719 You just missed her. 1180 00:53:20,762 --> 00:53:22,242 She seemed angry? 1181 00:53:22,286 --> 00:53:23,330 Very angry. 1182 00:53:23,374 --> 00:53:24,505 WOMAN 2: You have to take the car back. 1183 00:53:24,549 --> 00:53:25,941 She's supposed to be in jail. 1184 00:53:25,985 --> 00:53:27,639 She's supposed to be in a jail? 1185 00:53:27,682 --> 00:53:28,988 CHRIS: She's supposed to be. 1186 00:53:29,031 --> 00:53:30,250 That's why I don't know if it's her for sure. 1187 00:53:30,294 --> 00:53:33,035 It's her. She said she gonna kill y'all. 1188 00:53:33,079 --> 00:53:34,515 Y'all stole her car. 1189 00:53:34,559 --> 00:53:35,821 Now go ahead on from over here. 1190 00:53:35,864 --> 00:53:36,865 Go, go. I don't wanna die with you. 1191 00:53:36,909 --> 00:53:38,345 -Go ahead on. -No, no, no. 1192 00:53:38,389 --> 00:53:40,260 -Get your ass from by me now. -Wait, wait, wait. 1193 00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:41,218 No. I just need information. I just need information. 1194 00:53:46,745 --> 00:53:48,268 Get your ass from by me. 1195 00:53:48,312 --> 00:53:49,661 CHRIS: Wait, wait, wait. 1196 00:53:49,704 --> 00:53:51,010 Bud. Bud. Bud. 1197 00:53:51,053 --> 00:53:53,360 Fuck that. No. We gotta take her car back now. 1198 00:53:53,404 --> 00:53:54,927 -We're so close to New York. -Get in the car. 1199 00:53:54,970 --> 00:53:56,885 -We're going back to Florida. -We're going to New York. 1200 00:53:56,929 --> 00:53:58,235 -No. -Please! 1201 00:54:05,807 --> 00:54:07,374 "I gotta take her car back. I gotta take her car back." 1202 00:54:07,418 --> 00:54:08,593 WOMAN 2: Oh, my God. 1203 00:54:08,636 --> 00:54:10,421 I said, "That nigga finna kill you, nigga." 1204 00:54:14,729 --> 00:54:15,600 MAN: I heard that. 1205 00:54:23,695 --> 00:54:25,566 Hey, did you see these dudes? Did they come up in here? 1206 00:54:25,610 --> 00:54:27,176 'Cause I know they love chicken. 1207 00:54:27,220 --> 00:54:28,526 -Girl, you just missed them. -Them motherfuckers was here? 1208 00:54:28,569 --> 00:54:29,570 I was about to call you. 1209 00:54:29,614 --> 00:54:30,919 Did anybody here see 1210 00:54:30,963 --> 00:54:32,443 which way these motherfuckers went? 1211 00:54:32,486 --> 00:54:34,575 -They went that way. -That way. 1212 00:54:34,619 --> 00:54:36,447 They got in the car and went that way. 1213 00:54:36,490 --> 00:54:37,274 TRINA: I'm finna fuck these niggas up. 1214 00:54:38,666 --> 00:54:40,668 -Fuck these niggas up! -Fuck them niggas up! 1215 00:54:40,712 --> 00:54:42,888 Damn it. I missed it. 1216 00:54:42,931 --> 00:54:43,802 -Bop-bop. 1217 00:54:45,107 --> 00:54:46,979 Oh, shit. Let me get the fuck outta here. 1218 00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:57,424 What the fuck, man? 1219 00:54:57,468 --> 00:54:58,686 How the fuck did she get outta jail, man? 1220 00:54:58,730 --> 00:54:59,774 -We'll figure it out later. -God damn it! 1221 00:54:59,818 --> 00:55:01,080 We gotta get to Maria, please. 1222 00:55:01,123 --> 00:55:02,908 We're going back to Florida right now! 1223 00:55:02,951 --> 00:55:04,605 Trina's on our ass. Look, I can't 1224 00:55:04,649 --> 00:55:06,128 do this shit, man. We gotta take the car back. 1225 00:55:06,172 --> 00:55:08,435 Bud, stop living your life in fear of your sister, man. 1226 00:55:08,479 --> 00:55:10,611 You know how crazy Trina is. She gonna fucking kill us. 1227 00:55:10,655 --> 00:55:12,831 You need to stand up to your sister for once, man. 1228 00:55:12,874 --> 00:55:14,006 We're going back to Florida, all right? 1229 00:55:14,049 --> 00:55:14,963 -No, we're going to New York! -No. 1230 00:55:15,007 --> 00:55:16,791 Come on. I gotta see Maria! 1231 00:55:16,835 --> 00:55:18,010 -No! 1232 00:55:25,844 --> 00:55:28,020 -Oh, my God. 1233 00:55:29,674 --> 00:55:31,458 MAN 1: You all right? 1234 00:55:31,502 --> 00:55:32,807 MAN 2: Oh, shit. 1235 00:55:35,984 --> 00:55:37,421 Shit. 1236 00:55:40,772 --> 00:55:41,990 WOMAN: Y'all okay? 1237 00:55:42,034 --> 00:55:43,818 MAN: You guys can move? WOMAN: Call 911. 1238 00:55:43,862 --> 00:55:45,342 BUD: Fucking asshole. 1239 00:55:48,475 --> 00:55:50,999 -Uh... Uh... -Sit down. Sit down. 1240 00:55:51,043 --> 00:55:52,610 Let's sit down. Let's sit down. 1241 00:55:52,653 --> 00:55:54,002 No, we gotta get to New York. 1242 00:55:54,046 --> 00:55:55,134 Let's sit down. 1243 00:55:55,177 --> 00:55:57,484 We're never getting to New York now. 1244 00:55:57,528 --> 00:55:58,703 What the fuck you did? 1245 00:55:58,746 --> 00:56:01,096 Maybe we can get somebody to help us fix it. 1246 00:56:01,140 --> 00:56:04,622 We get back on the road, and we get to New York. 1247 00:56:04,665 --> 00:56:05,666 BUD: New York? 1248 00:56:08,452 --> 00:56:11,498 You know somethin', man? You ain't a real friend. 1249 00:56:11,542 --> 00:56:13,761 Real friends wouldn't do shit like this. 1250 00:56:13,805 --> 00:56:15,023 You're an idiot, man. 1251 00:56:15,067 --> 00:56:17,156 -I'm done. You bitch. -I am done with you. 1252 00:56:17,199 --> 00:56:18,636 -Don't! Hey, hey, hey, man. -Get the fuck away from me. 1253 00:56:18,679 --> 00:56:19,767 Come on, bruh. 1254 00:56:19,811 --> 00:56:21,073 Chill out. Hey, you take a seat, man. 1255 00:56:21,116 --> 00:56:22,466 -Yeah, you take a seat, Bud. -Chill out, man. 1256 00:56:22,509 --> 00:56:24,163 -Hey, you take a seat as well. -Listen to him. 1257 00:56:24,206 --> 00:56:25,512 Y'all need to talk this shit out, man. 1258 00:56:25,556 --> 00:56:26,644 Listen to him. 1259 00:56:26,687 --> 00:56:27,862 Listen, you shut the fuck up, man. 1260 00:56:27,906 --> 00:56:29,168 That's my sister's car, man. 1261 00:56:29,211 --> 00:56:30,430 I told you this was gonna happen. 1262 00:56:30,474 --> 00:56:33,041 -See? -You ain't listen. 1263 00:56:33,085 --> 00:56:34,869 And if we wait here till the police come, we going to jail. 1264 00:56:34,913 --> 00:56:36,567 -No. -That's a stolen car. 1265 00:56:47,229 --> 00:56:49,144 Hey, hey. Hey, man. 1266 00:56:49,188 --> 00:56:51,886 Chill out. Chill out, man. Chill out, bro. 1267 00:56:51,930 --> 00:56:54,019 -Fucking kick you in the face. -Chill out, man. Hey. 1268 00:56:54,062 --> 00:56:55,716 CHRIS: What are you gonna do about it? 1269 00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:58,197 That's why you have no job. You're a fucking loser. 1270 00:56:58,240 --> 00:56:59,938 All you do is make stupid ass decisions. 1271 00:56:59,981 --> 00:57:01,156 Hey, man, he got a concussion, man, 1272 00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:02,723 so he don't know what he's thinking. 1273 00:57:02,767 --> 00:57:04,682 BUD: He's a fucking idiot. This is how he always thinks. 1274 00:57:04,725 --> 00:57:06,074 I mean, he probably is, man. 1275 00:57:06,118 --> 00:57:07,206 But right now's not a proper time for that, man. 1276 00:57:07,249 --> 00:57:08,468 Hey, chill out, man. 1277 00:57:08,512 --> 00:57:09,861 I'm done with you, man. Look at that shit. 1278 00:57:09,904 --> 00:57:11,123 -Look at it! -Yeah, you do need 1279 00:57:11,166 --> 00:57:12,603 -to look at that shit. -CHRIS: It's your fault. 1280 00:57:12,646 --> 00:57:13,081 It is kinda fucked up. You need to look at that shit. 1281 00:57:13,125 --> 00:57:14,213 It's my fault? 1282 00:57:14,256 --> 00:57:15,736 -No! 1283 00:57:18,086 --> 00:57:19,697 BUD: Shit, man. This is all your fucking fault. 1284 00:57:19,740 --> 00:57:21,307 CHRIS: Fuck you. 1285 00:57:21,350 --> 00:57:22,830 -Chill. We gotta get back... -You better stay away from me. 1286 00:57:22,874 --> 00:57:23,918 -...before this car blows up. -CHRIS: It's your fault. 1287 00:57:23,962 --> 00:57:25,093 It don't matter whose fault it is. 1288 00:57:25,137 --> 00:57:26,617 -We gotta get outta here. -It's his fault for being 1289 00:57:26,660 --> 00:57:27,748 -a pussy his whole life. -BUD: I'm done, motherfucker. 1290 00:57:27,792 --> 00:57:29,141 CHRIS: Not standing up to his sister. 1291 00:57:29,184 --> 00:57:30,142 No. No, listen. That don't even matter right now, 1292 00:57:30,185 --> 00:57:31,491 because that car explodes, we all dead. 1293 00:57:31,535 --> 00:57:32,579 So let's get away, y'all, 1294 00:57:32,623 --> 00:57:33,711 -and talk about it. -I'm done. 1295 00:57:33,754 --> 00:57:35,060 -Let's go. Let's go. -I'm done. 1296 00:57:35,103 --> 00:57:35,930 -You are done. Let's go. -I'm done! 1297 00:57:35,974 --> 00:57:37,541 I'm done with you, too. 1298 00:57:38,150 --> 00:57:40,587 Yeah, exactly. Walk away. 1299 00:57:40,631 --> 00:57:42,633 I'll get to New York on my own. 1300 00:57:42,676 --> 00:57:44,112 I don't need any of you. 1301 00:57:44,156 --> 00:57:45,505 Stupid fucking car. 1302 00:57:45,549 --> 00:57:47,507 MAN: Hey, watch out for that gas, man. 1303 00:57:47,551 --> 00:57:49,640 Hey, listen, you gonna walk to your death if that... 1304 00:57:49,683 --> 00:57:50,641 You know what, man? 1305 00:57:51,990 --> 00:57:54,209 I don't need him. I don't need anybody. 1306 00:57:54,253 --> 00:57:55,994 I'll get to New York on my own. 1307 00:57:57,169 --> 00:57:58,779 Get to New York on my own. 1308 00:58:03,567 --> 00:58:05,220 What about you, Lexus? 1309 00:58:05,264 --> 00:58:06,874 -Going to New York! 1310 00:58:06,918 --> 00:58:08,006 Come on! 1311 00:58:14,969 --> 00:58:17,102 BUD: All you do is think about yourself, man. 1312 00:58:23,674 --> 00:58:24,762 Bud? 1313 00:58:25,763 --> 00:58:27,634 Bud. Bud. Bud. 1314 00:58:27,678 --> 00:58:28,983 -Oh. -What? 1315 00:58:29,027 --> 00:58:31,725 I thought you were Bud. With the glasses. 1316 00:58:31,769 --> 00:58:35,163 You look like my best friend, Bud. And I miss him. 1317 00:58:35,207 --> 00:58:36,208 All right, sir. 1318 00:58:37,339 --> 00:58:39,820 Bud? Oh. 1319 00:58:39,864 --> 00:58:41,518 I thought you were my friend, Bud. 1320 00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:43,215 I miss him. 1321 00:58:48,350 --> 00:58:50,788 Bud? Bud? Bud? 1322 00:58:50,831 --> 00:58:52,050 What's up, bro? 1323 00:58:52,093 --> 00:58:54,661 Oh, I thought you were my friend, Bud. 1324 00:58:54,705 --> 00:58:56,576 Everybody got a friend named Bud nowadays. 1325 00:58:56,620 --> 00:58:57,664 CHRIS: Yeah. 1326 00:58:57,708 --> 00:59:00,624 Bud! 1327 00:59:08,632 --> 00:59:10,024 What wars are going on now? 1328 00:59:10,068 --> 00:59:11,112 -What wars? -Yeah. 1329 00:59:11,156 --> 00:59:12,636 We've still got conflict in, 1330 00:59:12,679 --> 00:59:14,202 you know, across the Middle East. 1331 00:59:14,246 --> 00:59:16,553 I just wanna go over there 'cause... 1332 00:59:18,076 --> 00:59:20,731 I just wanna die. 1333 00:59:20,774 --> 00:59:22,602 Man, what's going on to make you say that? 1334 00:59:22,646 --> 00:59:24,256 I lost my best friend. 1335 00:59:24,299 --> 00:59:28,216 We got in a huge falling out kind of fight. 1336 00:59:28,260 --> 00:59:31,655 I'll go over to Afghanistan or Iraq, 1337 00:59:31,698 --> 00:59:34,701 stand on the front lines and then just bombs away. 1338 00:59:34,745 --> 00:59:36,268 I understand you're going through a hard time right now, 1339 00:59:36,311 --> 00:59:38,052 but that's strong words saying you wanna die, brother. 1340 00:59:38,096 --> 00:59:40,359 I'll go to Vietnam or whatever 1341 00:59:40,402 --> 00:59:43,057 and I'll just get shot by everybody. 1342 00:59:43,101 --> 00:59:44,276 I will suck your dick if you kill me. 1343 00:59:44,319 --> 00:59:46,104 -Get it together. -Please, man. 1344 00:59:46,147 --> 00:59:47,061 -Get it together. -Please. 1345 00:59:47,105 --> 00:59:48,846 -Get it together. 1346 00:59:48,889 --> 00:59:50,064 Right now you're acting like a danger 1347 00:59:50,108 --> 00:59:51,326 to yourself and to others. 1348 00:59:51,370 --> 00:59:53,720 I hate myself. 1349 00:59:57,202 --> 00:59:59,378 Please stop. Stop, stop. 1350 00:59:59,421 --> 01:00:02,033 You're okay. All right? 1351 01:00:02,076 --> 01:00:04,252 Look, you're in a bad place right now. 1352 01:00:04,296 --> 01:00:05,906 You've talked to me for five minutes 1353 01:00:05,950 --> 01:00:07,038 and you've offered 1354 01:00:07,081 --> 01:00:08,866 -to suck my dick to kill you. -Yeah. 1355 01:00:08,909 --> 01:00:09,736 I mean, you know that's not right. 1356 01:00:09,780 --> 01:00:11,172 Right. 1357 01:00:11,216 --> 01:00:13,087 I get it, brother. I've been in a bad place before. 1358 01:00:13,131 --> 01:00:14,785 -Yeah. -You know, everybody has. 1359 01:00:14,828 --> 01:00:15,960 Yeah. 1360 01:00:16,003 --> 01:00:17,265 You just gotta get it together, man. 1361 01:00:17,309 --> 01:00:18,919 Talk to your buddy and apologize to him, 1362 01:00:18,963 --> 01:00:20,181 and you'll be fine. 1363 01:00:20,225 --> 01:00:21,400 Just tell him how you feel. 1364 01:00:21,443 --> 01:00:23,271 -Just tell him you're sorry. -Yeah, yeah. 1365 01:00:23,315 --> 01:00:24,272 And if he's really your friend, 1366 01:00:24,316 --> 01:00:25,273 and if you guys have been friends 1367 01:00:25,317 --> 01:00:26,710 for as long as you have... 1368 01:00:26,753 --> 01:00:27,928 -Yeah. -...he's gonna forgive you. 1369 01:00:27,972 --> 01:00:30,627 Yeah. God! Dude. 1370 01:00:33,499 --> 01:00:35,806 Let's bring it in, brother. Thank you. 1371 01:00:35,849 --> 01:00:38,069 I was kinda out of it, man. 1372 01:00:38,112 --> 01:00:39,766 You really brought me back. 1373 01:00:39,810 --> 01:00:41,768 You brought me back, brother. 1374 01:00:41,812 --> 01:00:42,769 Sir, I salute you. 1375 01:00:42,813 --> 01:00:44,292 You too, sir. 1376 01:00:44,336 --> 01:00:45,772 And I salute your shorts. 1377 01:00:45,816 --> 01:00:47,818 -Have a good day. 1378 01:00:47,861 --> 01:00:49,167 Yeah! I'm gonna... 1379 01:00:49,210 --> 01:00:51,169 Oh, you know what? The bus is leaving soon. 1380 01:00:51,212 --> 01:00:52,779 -You gotta go. -I should go. Thank you. 1381 01:00:52,823 --> 01:00:53,954 Thank you. 1382 01:01:29,207 --> 01:01:30,861 CHRIS: Stop the... 1383 01:01:30,904 --> 01:01:33,472 Stop the bus! Hey! 1384 01:01:33,515 --> 01:01:36,823 -Stop the fucking bus! 1385 01:01:36,867 --> 01:01:38,869 MAN: He's saying stop the bus. Stop the bus. 1386 01:01:38,912 --> 01:01:40,827 Hold that bus! 1387 01:01:40,871 --> 01:01:42,437 Please, please. 1388 01:01:42,481 --> 01:01:44,439 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Thank you. 1389 01:01:44,483 --> 01:01:48,008 Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. 1390 01:01:48,052 --> 01:01:49,314 I need to talk to my best friend. 1391 01:01:49,357 --> 01:01:50,837 I can't let you guys go any further. 1392 01:01:52,056 --> 01:01:54,232 Bud. 1393 01:01:54,798 --> 01:01:56,843 Please. 1394 01:01:56,887 --> 01:01:59,367 For the first time in my life, let me apologize. 1395 01:01:59,411 --> 01:02:02,501 I am so, so sorry, man. I'm shit. 1396 01:02:02,544 --> 01:02:04,764 I realized I'm shit. I'm an asshole. 1397 01:02:04,808 --> 01:02:06,200 -Miss, I'm an asshole. -WOMAN: Okay. 1398 01:02:06,244 --> 01:02:08,986 CHRIS: I suck shit out of assholes. 1399 01:02:09,029 --> 01:02:10,988 That's what I am. I'm lower than that. 1400 01:02:11,031 --> 01:02:12,859 And I'm sorry, man. 1401 01:02:12,903 --> 01:02:15,209 I'm sorry I destroyed your sister's car. 1402 01:02:15,253 --> 01:02:18,343 I'm sorry I took advantage of you. 1403 01:02:18,386 --> 01:02:20,388 And I know you probably never wanna talk to me 1404 01:02:20,432 --> 01:02:22,042 for the rest of your life, 1405 01:02:22,086 --> 01:02:24,436 but just know that this trip 1406 01:02:25,567 --> 01:02:27,831 has been the adventure of a lifetime. 1407 01:02:27,874 --> 01:02:30,442 And I'm so grateful I had you by my side. 1408 01:02:30,485 --> 01:02:32,444 And you're the best friend a guy could ask for. 1409 01:02:33,097 --> 01:02:34,751 WOMAN: Aw. 1410 01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:37,449 So you think you could just 1411 01:02:38,232 --> 01:02:39,886 chase a bus down, 1412 01:02:39,930 --> 01:02:42,933 bang on the windows, jump on here, 1413 01:02:42,976 --> 01:02:44,891 and just apologize like that and I just forgive you 1414 01:02:44,935 --> 01:02:47,546 and everything's all good? Huh? 1415 01:02:47,589 --> 01:02:48,677 I... I don't know. 1416 01:02:48,721 --> 01:02:50,288 BUD: You thought that was gonna work? 1417 01:02:51,028 --> 01:02:52,246 I... 1418 01:02:52,290 --> 01:02:53,552 BUD: Well, guess what. 1419 01:02:55,293 --> 01:02:57,817 It did. 1420 01:02:57,861 --> 01:02:59,514 That's the best thing anybody's ever done for me. 1421 01:02:59,558 --> 01:03:02,082 Look, man, you're my best friend, bruh. 1422 01:03:02,126 --> 01:03:04,215 Aw, that's so sweet. 1423 01:03:04,258 --> 01:03:07,087 Sorry. I'm sorry. 1424 01:03:07,131 --> 01:03:08,436 So, look, you wanna still make 1425 01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:10,134 this trip to New York, I'm down. 1426 01:03:11,135 --> 01:03:12,397 Don't fuck with me, man. 1427 01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:13,833 I'm really vulnerable right now. 1428 01:03:13,877 --> 01:03:16,096 -Are you being serious? -Forget my sister. 1429 01:03:16,140 --> 01:03:17,837 Yes, you are going to see Maria. 1430 01:03:17,881 --> 01:03:19,447 Yes! 1431 01:03:19,491 --> 01:03:21,275 New York City, here we come, baby! 1432 01:03:24,104 --> 01:03:25,497 Yes! Yes! 1433 01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:29,066 We're going to New York. Yes! Yes! 1434 01:03:29,109 --> 01:03:31,459 Let's go. Let's go. Can I give you a hug? 1435 01:03:31,503 --> 01:03:33,331 Can I give you a hug? I love you, man. 1436 01:03:33,374 --> 01:03:35,072 I don't know you, but I love you, man. 1437 01:03:35,115 --> 01:03:37,422 Let's go. Take this bus to New York! 1438 01:03:37,465 --> 01:03:39,337 -No. No. 1439 01:03:39,380 --> 01:03:40,512 BUD: Get the fuck out. 1440 01:03:40,555 --> 01:03:42,122 WOMAN: That was the craziest shit ever. 1441 01:03:56,658 --> 01:03:58,486 CHRIS: Dude, this is awesome! 1442 01:03:59,966 --> 01:04:01,185 BUD: Wow. 1443 01:04:05,972 --> 01:04:07,191 We made it, man. 1444 01:04:08,540 --> 01:04:11,325 Damn it. I left Maria's business card in the car. 1445 01:04:11,369 --> 01:04:13,153 -Seriously? -Damn it. 1446 01:04:13,197 --> 01:04:15,503 Do you know where the galleries are? 1447 01:04:15,547 --> 01:04:17,679 -Straight that way. -That way? Thank you. 1448 01:04:17,723 --> 01:04:19,551 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, Chris! -Shit. I'm sorry. 1449 01:04:19,594 --> 01:04:22,467 Excuse me, do you know where Maria's gallery is? 1450 01:04:22,510 --> 01:04:23,642 -I have no idea. -CHRIS: Maria Li. 1451 01:04:23,685 --> 01:04:25,513 She's like, half Chinese. 1452 01:04:25,557 --> 01:04:26,471 MAN: I have no idea who that is. 1453 01:04:26,514 --> 01:04:27,689 CHRIS: She's really sweet. 1454 01:04:27,733 --> 01:04:29,691 She stuck up for me in high school. 1455 01:04:29,735 --> 01:04:31,258 She's probably the hottest girl in New York City. 1456 01:04:31,302 --> 01:04:32,303 You gotta know who she is. 1457 01:04:33,565 --> 01:04:35,045 I don't really know... 1458 01:04:35,088 --> 01:04:36,046 CHRIS: You're not from here? 1459 01:04:39,963 --> 01:04:42,879 TRINA: I'm about to get these motherfuckers. 1460 01:04:45,533 --> 01:04:46,883 Mmm-mmm. 1461 01:04:55,413 --> 01:04:56,457 BUD: Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1462 01:04:56,501 --> 01:04:58,155 There it is right there. 1463 01:05:00,984 --> 01:05:02,246 That's where your girl at, brother. 1464 01:05:02,289 --> 01:05:03,377 CHRIS: I'm freaking out. 1465 01:05:03,421 --> 01:05:05,031 I can't feel my throat 1466 01:05:05,075 --> 01:05:06,598 and my hands are disconnected to my body... 1467 01:05:06,641 --> 01:05:09,340 Chris. Chris, hey. Chris, calm down. Calm down. 1468 01:05:09,383 --> 01:05:11,124 Look, you gotta trust yourself, okay, man? 1469 01:05:11,168 --> 01:05:12,604 - Yeah. Yeah. -You gotta trust yourself. 1470 01:05:12,647 --> 01:05:13,561 What you gonna do? You gonna go in there, 1471 01:05:13,605 --> 01:05:14,649 you gonna be yourself, 1472 01:05:14,693 --> 01:05:15,999 and just talk how you always talk, 1473 01:05:16,042 --> 01:05:17,348 and she's gonna fall in love with you, brother. 1474 01:05:17,391 --> 01:05:18,566 You got this. 1475 01:05:18,610 --> 01:05:19,654 Go get your girl, brother. 1476 01:05:19,698 --> 01:05:21,221 Okay, I got this. Thank you, Bud. 1477 01:05:22,788 --> 01:05:24,703 Believe in yourself. 1478 01:05:24,746 --> 01:05:27,053 Put some ChapStick on. 1479 01:05:27,097 --> 01:05:29,708 CHRIS: I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this. 1480 01:05:32,232 --> 01:05:33,494 Do you have a wristband? 1481 01:05:33,538 --> 01:05:35,583 -No. Uh, wristband? -Yeah. 1482 01:05:35,627 --> 01:05:37,498 Maria just invited me from Florida. 1483 01:05:37,542 --> 01:05:38,760 That's crazy. 1484 01:05:38,804 --> 01:05:40,023 I don't have a wristband on you, 1485 01:05:40,066 --> 01:05:41,111 or I don't have your name. 1486 01:05:41,154 --> 01:05:43,069 -I don't need a wristband. -You do. 1487 01:05:43,113 --> 01:05:44,462 You don't know what I've just been through to get here. 1488 01:05:44,505 --> 01:05:45,637 You can't be stopping me right now. 1489 01:05:46,507 --> 01:05:49,728 You gotta let me in, please. Please. 1490 01:05:49,771 --> 01:05:51,251 -No. Take a walk, sir. -Please let me in, sir. 1491 01:05:51,295 --> 01:05:52,992 No. Take a walk, sir. 1492 01:05:53,036 --> 01:05:54,341 Please let me in. You have to let me in. 1493 01:05:54,385 --> 01:05:55,734 -You're not on my list, sir. -Okay, okay, okay. 1494 01:05:58,650 --> 01:06:01,479 Come on. Come on, man! 1495 01:06:02,784 --> 01:06:05,352 I think we got off on the wrong foot. 1496 01:06:05,396 --> 01:06:06,440 I just got $2. 1497 01:06:06,484 --> 01:06:09,095 -Go that way. -And, uh... 1498 01:06:09,139 --> 01:06:10,749 -And I got some Lincolns. -No. Put your money away. 1499 01:06:10,792 --> 01:06:12,707 -Looks like one, two... -Pick up your pennies. 1500 01:06:13,317 --> 01:06:14,622 ...four. 1501 01:06:15,841 --> 01:06:17,451 Chill out. Chill out. Chill out. 1502 01:06:17,495 --> 01:06:18,800 The woman I love is in there. 1503 01:06:18,844 --> 01:06:20,324 -Do you understand? -Okay, but chill out. 1504 01:06:20,367 --> 01:06:21,629 -It's gonna be all right. -Have you ever been in love? 1505 01:06:21,673 --> 01:06:22,804 -Yeah, I am now. -Yeah, so you know 1506 01:06:22,848 --> 01:06:24,154 -what I'm going through. -Okay, but listen. 1507 01:06:24,197 --> 01:06:25,285 That's not the way you do it. 1508 01:06:25,329 --> 01:06:26,286 CHRIS: I sacrificed everything. 1509 01:06:26,330 --> 01:06:27,635 My job, my money. I... 1510 01:06:27,679 --> 01:06:29,507 I gave this guy the last 1511 01:06:29,550 --> 01:06:31,030 -$2.05 I had. -No. 1512 01:06:31,074 --> 01:06:33,163 You need to find another way to talk to that lady. 1513 01:06:33,206 --> 01:06:35,426 I'm telling you, man, from the bottom of my heart, 1514 01:06:35,469 --> 01:06:37,776 I've been waiting, since I was a kid 1515 01:06:37,819 --> 01:06:39,560 to tell her how I feel. 1516 01:06:39,604 --> 01:06:41,649 So if you've ever been in love, 1517 01:06:41,693 --> 01:06:43,260 you will let me through that door. 1518 01:06:48,047 --> 01:06:48,743 You letting me in? 1519 01:06:50,484 --> 01:06:51,659 Yes! Thank you, man. 1520 01:06:51,703 --> 01:06:54,097 Yes! Thank you! 1521 01:06:54,140 --> 01:06:56,795 This is amazing, man. I owe you my life, dude. 1522 01:06:56,838 --> 01:06:58,188 Go inside. 1523 01:06:59,102 --> 01:07:00,103 Wow. 1524 01:07:16,684 --> 01:07:18,077 MARIA: Hi, you guys. 1525 01:07:18,121 --> 01:07:19,687 We just wanna let you know there's an artist 1526 01:07:19,731 --> 01:07:21,515 that's gonna be speaking at 3:45. 1527 01:07:21,559 --> 01:07:22,734 -Okay. Awesome. -Okay. 1528 01:07:22,777 --> 01:07:23,604 So if you're able to stay until that point, 1529 01:07:23,648 --> 01:07:24,692 that would be so great. 1530 01:07:26,216 --> 01:07:29,219 Um, thank you guys so much for coming today. 1531 01:07:29,262 --> 01:07:31,177 This is our second group show. 1532 01:07:31,221 --> 01:07:32,352 Some of these artists sell at auction 1533 01:07:32,396 --> 01:07:34,180 for millions of dollars, 1534 01:07:34,224 --> 01:07:36,704 so we're very excited to have their work here today. 1535 01:07:36,748 --> 01:07:38,793 We really wanna hear what you guys think about 1536 01:07:38,837 --> 01:07:41,274 this particular collection of artists. 1537 01:07:41,318 --> 01:07:45,539 And, of course, Anthony's work which is unbelievable. 1538 01:07:45,583 --> 01:07:47,063 And I don't think you ever show anywhere. 1539 01:07:49,456 --> 01:07:51,719 Okay, some of you guys can't say. You can't speak. 1540 01:07:51,763 --> 01:07:53,634 Because you know some of my work. 1541 01:07:53,678 --> 01:07:55,201 Well, I think it's a... 1542 01:07:55,245 --> 01:07:56,333 -Hi. -CHRIS: Hey. 1543 01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:58,074 -Maria. Sorry. -Oh, my God. 1544 01:07:58,857 --> 01:08:00,380 MARIA: Hi. CHRIS: Hi. 1545 01:08:00,424 --> 01:08:01,773 Hey, Chris. What are you doing here? 1546 01:08:01,816 --> 01:08:03,383 How you doing? I'm sorry. Do you wanna just talk... 1547 01:08:03,427 --> 01:08:04,732 -for a second? Sorry. -Yeah. 1548 01:08:04,776 --> 01:08:06,212 I'm sorry, guys. Anthony is... 1549 01:08:06,256 --> 01:08:07,561 ANTHONY: Okay. 1550 01:08:07,605 --> 01:08:09,737 MARIA: He can tell you all about his experience. 1551 01:08:09,781 --> 01:08:11,130 I'm sorry, I know you're working. 1552 01:08:11,174 --> 01:08:12,218 MARIA: No. Of course. 1553 01:08:12,262 --> 01:08:13,698 This is such a nice surprise. 1554 01:08:14,568 --> 01:08:16,788 Uh... Maria, I, um... 1555 01:08:18,790 --> 01:08:21,923 I don't quite know the words to use right now. 1556 01:08:21,967 --> 01:08:23,229 Uh... 1557 01:08:23,273 --> 01:08:25,405 So I'm just gonna speak from the heart. 1558 01:08:25,449 --> 01:08:27,581 Okay. 1559 01:08:27,625 --> 01:08:29,714 Maria, when you walked into my work the other day... 1560 01:08:29,757 --> 01:08:31,933 I felt something special. 1561 01:08:31,977 --> 01:08:33,848 And I knew right then and there 1562 01:08:33,892 --> 01:08:36,373 that I would stop at nothing 1563 01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:37,939 to be able to see you again. 1564 01:08:37,983 --> 01:08:40,159 And, uh... 1565 01:08:40,203 --> 01:08:42,770 Trust me, this trip was not easy. 1566 01:08:42,814 --> 01:08:44,946 I went through hell and high water to get here. 1567 01:08:44,990 --> 01:08:47,775 I experienced emotional and physical traumas 1568 01:08:47,819 --> 01:08:50,778 I may never recover from, 1569 01:08:50,822 --> 01:08:53,172 but I would do it a million times over 1570 01:08:53,216 --> 01:08:55,131 just to be able to tell you... 1571 01:08:56,001 --> 01:08:57,742 Oh. Uh... 1572 01:08:57,785 --> 01:09:01,789 Maria Li, I am crazy about you. 1573 01:09:01,833 --> 01:09:05,141 And I want to start a new life with you. 1574 01:09:06,664 --> 01:09:09,580 Oh, Chris. Oh, my God. 1575 01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:11,669 That is... 1576 01:09:12,539 --> 01:09:14,280 -Thank you... -Yeah. 1577 01:09:14,324 --> 01:09:15,151 ...for that. 1578 01:09:16,326 --> 01:09:17,327 But no. 1579 01:09:18,328 --> 01:09:19,503 No. 1580 01:09:20,678 --> 01:09:23,637 That's... That's crazy. 1581 01:09:25,552 --> 01:09:29,295 This is just kinda outta left field, and I'm at work. 1582 01:09:29,339 --> 01:09:30,470 Yeah. 1583 01:09:30,514 --> 01:09:32,211 MARIA: We don't really know each other. 1584 01:09:32,255 --> 01:09:36,433 Listen, is it okay if we're just friends? 1585 01:09:36,476 --> 01:09:38,304 -Oh! -MARIA: Um... 1586 01:09:44,223 --> 01:09:45,442 MAN: It's a cop! 1587 01:09:48,053 --> 01:09:48,836 Oh, my God. 1588 01:09:50,534 --> 01:09:51,839 Motherfucker! 1589 01:09:51,883 --> 01:09:53,276 CHRIS: Hey, hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait! 1590 01:09:53,319 --> 01:09:54,451 -You guys stole my Bad Bitch. -CHRIS: Hey, Trina. 1591 01:09:54,494 --> 01:09:55,582 -Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait. -Piece of shit! 1592 01:09:57,715 --> 01:09:59,673 -CHRIS: Jesus. 1593 01:09:59,717 --> 01:10:01,936 -Stop! Stop! 1594 01:10:01,980 --> 01:10:03,547 -TRINA: I hate you. 1595 01:10:03,590 --> 01:10:04,722 CHRIS: Please stop. Please stop. 1596 01:10:04,765 --> 01:10:06,289 TRINA: Gonna fuck you up, you dumb bitch. 1597 01:10:06,332 --> 01:10:07,855 Where you running to? Where you running to, hoe? 1598 01:10:07,899 --> 01:10:08,900 CHRIS: Fuck! 1599 01:10:14,384 --> 01:10:17,256 MARIA: No, no, no way! No, no, no! 1600 01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:18,605 CHRIS: Please! Somebody help me! 1601 01:10:18,649 --> 01:10:20,216 Somebody, help me. 1602 01:10:22,566 --> 01:10:24,263 MAN: Hey, hey, hey! Stop, stop! 1603 01:10:28,485 --> 01:10:29,877 TRINA: You lying, skinny hoe! 1604 01:10:32,402 --> 01:10:33,533 Oh, fuck! 1605 01:10:33,577 --> 01:10:34,969 Shit. Shit, shit, shit. 1606 01:10:35,013 --> 01:10:36,406 No. No, no, no. 1607 01:10:36,449 --> 01:10:37,407 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 1608 01:10:39,757 --> 01:10:41,541 Shit, shit, shit. 1609 01:10:41,585 --> 01:10:43,500 Shit, shit, shit. 1610 01:10:43,543 --> 01:10:44,544 Oh, fuck! 1611 01:10:44,588 --> 01:10:46,372 No, no, no. No, no. 1612 01:10:46,416 --> 01:10:47,547 -Oh, fuck! -Where's Bud? 1613 01:10:47,591 --> 01:10:48,940 Wait, wait, wait. Trina. 1614 01:10:48,983 --> 01:10:50,898 You destroyed my car, now I'm gonna destroy you. 1615 01:10:53,423 --> 01:10:56,295 You better tell me where the fuck Bud is. 1616 01:10:59,951 --> 01:11:01,387 TRINA: Shut the fuck up! CHRIS: Oh, my God. 1617 01:11:01,431 --> 01:11:03,737 -Oh, my God. Oh! 1618 01:11:03,781 --> 01:11:06,653 Oh, help! Help! Help! 1619 01:11:06,697 --> 01:11:08,525 -Dead man. -Help! Help! 1620 01:11:08,568 --> 01:11:10,744 -Where the fuck is Bud? 1621 01:11:10,788 --> 01:11:12,355 TRINA: What the fuck y'all looking at? 1622 01:11:12,398 --> 01:11:13,617 Mind your goddamn business! 1623 01:11:13,660 --> 01:11:16,272 Oh, my God! Somebody needs to help him. 1624 01:11:19,927 --> 01:11:21,712 MAN: I can't stand under him. 1625 01:11:21,755 --> 01:11:23,583 CHRIS: Please. Talk her outta killing me. 1626 01:11:23,627 --> 01:11:24,932 No! I'm gonna let your bitch-ass go. 1627 01:11:24,976 --> 01:11:26,543 CHRIS: Help me! Please! Somebody! 1628 01:11:26,586 --> 01:11:27,935 Ma'am! Ma'am! Please pull him up. 1629 01:11:27,979 --> 01:11:30,416 -No. I'mma drop his ass. -Help me. 1630 01:11:30,460 --> 01:11:32,766 The cops won't get here in time. 1631 01:11:32,810 --> 01:11:34,942 What the hell you do to her? 1632 01:11:34,986 --> 01:11:37,423 You better scale your ass back up that wall! 1633 01:11:37,467 --> 01:11:38,729 What? 1634 01:11:38,772 --> 01:11:40,426 That nigga ain't worth it. 1635 01:11:40,470 --> 01:11:41,949 Hey, I'm from where you from. I'm from where you from. 1636 01:11:41,993 --> 01:11:43,647 TRINA: No, you ain't from where I'm from! 1637 01:11:43,690 --> 01:11:45,213 -I'm from these streets! -MAN: It ain't worth it, baby. 1638 01:11:45,257 --> 01:11:47,607 If you was from the street, you wouldn't be doing that. 1639 01:11:47,651 --> 01:11:49,087 MAN: I don't know how to talk. CHRIS: Help! Help! 1640 01:11:49,130 --> 01:11:50,349 People from the street don't hang people from roofs. 1641 01:11:50,393 --> 01:11:51,872 MAN: Hey! 1642 01:11:51,916 --> 01:11:54,788 CHRIS: Can somebody else chime in too and give advice? 1643 01:11:54,832 --> 01:11:56,616 Don't let it happen. 1644 01:11:56,660 --> 01:11:59,358 I know you got children. You got family that love you. 1645 01:11:59,402 --> 01:12:01,142 -I ain't got no goddamn kids. -Help! 1646 01:12:01,186 --> 01:12:02,840 You got a family that loves you, though. 1647 01:12:02,883 --> 01:12:05,451 My family don't love me. My family stole my shit. 1648 01:12:05,495 --> 01:12:08,019 There's somebody that loves you. 1649 01:12:08,062 --> 01:12:09,107 You better pray for this nigga, 1650 01:12:09,150 --> 01:12:10,587 because I'm about to drop his ass. 1651 01:12:10,630 --> 01:12:12,415 Lord, help us. Help us right now. 1652 01:12:12,458 --> 01:12:14,025 Lord, help us, please. Jesus, help us. 1653 01:12:14,068 --> 01:12:15,461 CHRIS: No, no, no. 1654 01:12:15,505 --> 01:12:16,941 Don't, baby. Please. 1655 01:12:16,984 --> 01:12:18,159 BUD: Put him down! 1656 01:12:18,203 --> 01:12:19,944 Bud, is that you? 1657 01:12:19,987 --> 01:12:21,467 BUD: Yeah. It's me, friend. 1658 01:12:21,511 --> 01:12:23,643 Trina, you heard me. I said put him down! 1659 01:12:23,687 --> 01:12:25,123 What? What the fuck did you just say to me? 1660 01:12:25,166 --> 01:12:26,385 You heard me. 1661 01:12:26,429 --> 01:12:27,995 CHRIS: Kill me first, Trina. 1662 01:12:28,039 --> 01:12:29,649 Bud's my brother. 1663 01:12:29,693 --> 01:12:32,478 I don't wanna see him die. 1664 01:12:32,522 --> 01:12:34,480 Lord Jesus. 1665 01:12:34,524 --> 01:12:35,873 Lord Jesus. 1666 01:12:36,961 --> 01:12:39,050 What? You got some courage today? 1667 01:12:39,093 --> 01:12:41,008 You're looking at a new Bud Malone. 1668 01:12:41,052 --> 01:12:43,141 That's right. This trip made me better! 1669 01:12:43,184 --> 01:12:46,057 Bud Malone ain't scared of shit no more! 1670 01:12:46,753 --> 01:12:48,364 Well, you smell like shit! 1671 01:12:48,886 --> 01:12:50,366 That may be true. 1672 01:12:50,888 --> 01:12:52,411 And for a lot of reasons 1673 01:12:52,455 --> 01:12:54,021 I don't feel like fucking talking about now. 1674 01:12:54,065 --> 01:12:56,720 But God damn it, I'm not scared of you. 1675 01:12:56,763 --> 01:12:58,852 TRINA: Fuck you think you talking to, huh? 1676 01:12:58,896 --> 01:13:00,854 You gonna die today. 1677 01:13:00,898 --> 01:13:02,769 Go and say hi to Grandma, motherfucker. 1678 01:13:02,813 --> 01:13:04,031 I'm gonna live! 1679 01:13:05,468 --> 01:13:06,991 You've bullied me, you've picked on me, 1680 01:13:07,034 --> 01:13:08,296 and I'm done with it. 1681 01:13:08,340 --> 01:13:10,995 You might be saying hi to Grandma and not me. 1682 01:13:11,038 --> 01:13:12,562 -What? -That's right. 1683 01:13:12,605 --> 01:13:13,867 You think you gonna fuck me up? 1684 01:13:13,911 --> 01:13:15,042 I'mma try! 1685 01:13:15,086 --> 01:13:16,827 -Really, bitch? -Really! 1686 01:13:16,870 --> 01:13:18,524 -Okay, then. -Okay, then. 1687 01:13:18,568 --> 01:13:19,699 Let's go. 1688 01:13:22,615 --> 01:13:24,835 Give me some, little nigga. I'm so proud of you. 1689 01:13:25,792 --> 01:13:27,577 I'm proud of you. 1690 01:13:27,620 --> 01:13:30,188 You've been acting like a bitch for years! 1691 01:13:30,231 --> 01:13:32,756 You finally stood up for yourself. 1692 01:13:32,799 --> 01:13:34,192 I know that I was hard on you, growing you up. 1693 01:13:34,235 --> 01:13:35,454 You know what I'm saying? 1694 01:13:35,498 --> 01:13:37,761 It was hard for me to grow you. 1695 01:13:37,804 --> 01:13:38,936 But that's only because 1696 01:13:38,979 --> 01:13:40,590 I didn't want you to be no punk, man. 1697 01:13:40,633 --> 01:13:42,026 Look at you. 1698 01:13:42,069 --> 01:13:43,680 It fucking worked. 1699 01:13:44,550 --> 01:13:45,769 I guess it did. 1700 01:13:47,901 --> 01:13:49,250 -Look at me. I'm a tough guy. 1701 01:13:49,294 --> 01:13:50,643 -TRINA: You're a tough guy. -I stood up to you. 1702 01:13:50,687 --> 01:13:52,123 -You know what I mean? -Yeah, you stood up to me. 1703 01:13:52,166 --> 01:13:54,038 -That's crazy. -And I forgive you, man. 1704 01:13:54,081 --> 01:13:55,474 -Thank you. -I forgive you. 1705 01:13:55,518 --> 01:13:56,780 I didn't think you would. You know what I mean? 1706 01:13:59,913 --> 01:14:01,915 What the hell was that for? 1707 01:14:01,959 --> 01:14:03,613 You did steal my car. 1708 01:14:04,962 --> 01:14:06,267 Yeah, that's fair. 1709 01:14:06,311 --> 01:14:07,704 All right, bro. 1710 01:14:07,747 --> 01:14:09,183 I'm proud of you, man. 1711 01:14:09,227 --> 01:14:11,272 I'm real proud of you. 1712 01:14:11,316 --> 01:14:13,231 I'll catch you in the wind, nigga. 1713 01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:17,801 I was ready to eat. 1714 01:14:28,855 --> 01:14:30,596 CHRIS: Hey, Maria. 1715 01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:35,775 I realize in hindsight this was all a little crazy. 1716 01:14:35,819 --> 01:14:37,211 And I was bummed out 1717 01:14:37,255 --> 01:14:39,126 because I thought we were soul mates. 1718 01:14:39,170 --> 01:14:42,086 But it turns out that I do have a soul mate. 1719 01:14:42,129 --> 01:14:44,088 My best friend, Bud. 1720 01:14:44,131 --> 01:14:46,307 I mean, the guy saved my life. 1721 01:14:46,351 --> 01:14:47,918 So, anyway, I mulled it over... 1722 01:14:47,961 --> 01:14:50,529 Get the fuck out of here! 1723 01:14:50,573 --> 01:14:52,270 Get out! 1724 01:14:52,313 --> 01:14:56,535 Look at my gallery! Look at what you did! 1725 01:14:56,579 --> 01:14:58,581 -Assholes! -CHRIS: Let's go, let's go. 1726 01:14:58,624 --> 01:14:59,973 -Get the fuck out of here! -Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1727 01:15:00,713 --> 01:15:02,889 -MARIA: Now! -Nice to meet you. 1728 01:15:02,933 --> 01:15:04,325 -Yeah. Okay. -I'm Bud. 1729 01:15:04,369 --> 01:15:05,849 -Get the fuck out! -Shit. All right. 1730 01:15:09,287 --> 01:15:10,941 Oh, God. 1731 01:15:12,899 --> 01:15:14,597 WOMAN: It's okay. 1732 01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:15,859 Thank you. 1733 01:15:18,035 --> 01:15:19,036 MARIA: Thank you. 1734 01:15:25,172 --> 01:15:27,305 BUD: I wanna thank you for bringing me on this trip. 1735 01:15:27,348 --> 01:15:29,220 Bruh, I'm about to do so much. I'm about to do it big now. 1736 01:15:29,263 --> 01:15:31,570 You know what I mean? I'mma dress better. 1737 01:15:31,614 --> 01:15:33,006 Can't keep wearing these big-ass jeans no more. 1738 01:15:33,050 --> 01:15:35,356 Bud, I owe you, man. 1739 01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:38,011 No, honestly, you do so much for me. 1740 01:15:38,055 --> 01:15:39,578 It's time I do something nice for you. 1741 01:15:39,622 --> 01:15:41,188 And I think I figured out a way 1742 01:15:41,232 --> 01:15:42,886 to finally make your dreams come true. 1743 01:16:10,696 --> 01:16:11,915 BUD: Wow. 1744 01:16:11,958 --> 01:16:13,699 I can't believe this, man. This is great. 1745 01:16:13,743 --> 01:16:15,222 My dream finally came true. 1746 01:16:15,266 --> 01:16:16,702 Is this gonna work though? 1747 01:16:16,746 --> 01:16:19,052 -I think. So far, so good. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1748 01:16:19,096 --> 01:16:20,053 What do I do? Should I just... 1749 01:16:20,097 --> 01:16:21,185 We just gotta have fun. 1750 01:16:21,228 --> 01:16:22,403 -Blend in. -Okay, okay. 1751 01:16:22,447 --> 01:16:23,622 And change your voice a bit if you can. 1752 01:16:23,666 --> 01:16:24,710 -Okay. -Wow, let's do it. 1753 01:16:24,754 --> 01:16:26,016 I'm gonna think white thoughts. 1754 01:16:26,059 --> 01:16:26,886 -Think white thoughts. -Think white thoughts. 1755 01:16:26,930 --> 01:16:28,192 Think white thoughts. 1756 01:16:30,194 --> 01:16:31,630 Hi. 1757 01:16:31,674 --> 01:16:34,720 Uh... I'm going to yoga and golf later. 1758 01:16:34,764 --> 01:16:36,026 Yeah? 1759 01:16:36,069 --> 01:16:39,943 CHRIS: And I'm gonna go see Megyn Kelly, 1760 01:16:39,986 --> 01:16:42,075 uh, do a TED Talklater. 1761 01:16:42,119 --> 01:16:44,687 -Cool. -Great. 1762 01:16:44,730 --> 01:16:47,080 -How you doing? -Good. How are you? 1763 01:16:47,124 --> 01:16:48,647 BUD: I just got my lips done. 1764 01:16:48,691 --> 01:16:49,909 WOMAN: I think you look beautiful tonight. 1765 01:16:49,953 --> 01:16:51,215 BUD: Aw. 1766 01:16:51,258 --> 01:16:53,739 CHRIS: You know if Dow Jones is here? 1767 01:16:53,783 --> 01:16:55,785 Mmm. Ah. 1768 01:16:59,136 --> 01:17:00,398 Let's Lady and the Trampit. 1769 01:17:02,095 --> 01:17:03,619 I'm looking for a sugar daddy. 1770 01:17:05,795 --> 01:17:07,100 Dude, I gotta hand it to you, man. 1771 01:17:07,144 --> 01:17:08,798 White Chicks totally works in real life. 1772 01:17:08,841 --> 01:17:10,974 I think we found our third link. 1773 01:17:11,017 --> 01:17:12,802 -I'm Kitty. -BUD AND CHRIS: Kitty? 1774 01:17:12,845 --> 01:17:15,108 -KITTY: Meow-meow. -To Kitty. Meow-meow. 1775 01:17:15,152 --> 01:17:17,154 -Are you a white chick? 1776 01:17:19,809 --> 01:17:21,724 I was penetrated by a gorilla. 1777 01:17:21,767 --> 01:17:23,116 -Oh! 1778 01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:24,770 CHRIS: Isn't this party fun? 1779 01:17:24,814 --> 01:17:26,293 They got all different types of... Fuck! 1780 01:17:26,337 --> 01:17:27,730 What the hell, dude? 1781 01:17:27,773 --> 01:17:28,992 TRINA: Mmm-hmm. 1782 01:17:29,035 --> 01:17:30,994 Trina, is that you? 1783 01:17:31,037 --> 01:17:32,778 -Oh! -What up? 1784 01:17:32,822 --> 01:17:34,258 Trina! 1785 01:17:34,301 --> 01:17:35,476 TRINA: You know, since I'm on the run and everything, 1786 01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:37,783 I figured I might as well go with this look. 1787 01:17:37,827 --> 01:17:39,132 And take it down to Mexico, 1788 01:17:39,176 --> 01:17:41,091 and start life all over again as a white man. 1789 01:17:41,134 --> 01:17:42,309 How's it feel so far being a white man? 1790 01:17:42,353 --> 01:17:43,223 Oh, it's cooler than a motherfucker 1791 01:17:43,267 --> 01:17:44,398 being a white man. 1792 01:17:44,442 --> 01:17:46,313 I'm living my best motherfucking life. 1793 01:17:46,357 --> 01:17:47,575 -You know what I'm saying? -BUD: Yeah. 1794 01:17:47,619 --> 01:17:48,620 I got to walk right in this motherfucker, 1795 01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:50,274 didn't nobody stop me from shit. 1796 01:17:50,317 --> 01:17:51,492 Let me grab your pussy. 1797 01:17:53,364 --> 01:17:54,495 I mean, I'm sick of this 1798 01:17:54,539 --> 01:17:55,975 boring-ass ballroom dancing bullshit. 1799 01:17:56,019 --> 01:17:57,847 -I'll be back. -Okay. 1800 01:17:57,890 --> 01:17:59,196 Anybody tell you you look like a turtle? 1801 01:18:00,327 --> 01:18:01,328 Whatever. 1802 01:18:06,159 --> 01:18:07,987 Hey, I need you to leave. 1803 01:18:08,031 --> 01:18:10,163 I need you to get the fuck outta here! 1804 01:18:10,207 --> 01:18:11,991 Cut this music off. 1805 01:18:12,035 --> 01:18:13,514 -Go! 1806 01:18:13,558 --> 01:18:16,735 I said get the fuck off the stage! 1807 01:18:16,779 --> 01:18:18,345 This is my party. All right, come on, bitches. 1808 01:18:18,389 --> 01:18:20,739 -Let's do this! 1809 01:18:20,783 --> 01:18:23,481 Oh, shit. We gotta do it, man. 1810 01:18:25,788 --> 01:18:27,137 BUD: I hope you motherfuckers ready. 1811 01:18:28,878 --> 01:18:30,357 Y'all gonna Make me lose my mind 1812 01:18:30,401 --> 01:18:32,838 Up in here, up in here 1813 01:18:32,882 --> 01:18:37,843 Y'all gonna make me go all out Up in here, up in here 1814 01:18:37,887 --> 01:18:42,369 Y'all gonna make me act a fool Up in here, up in here 1815 01:18:42,413 --> 01:18:44,763 Y'all gonna make me Lose my cool 1816 01:18:44,807 --> 01:18:46,330 Up in here, up in here 1817 01:18:46,373 --> 01:18:49,333 Go, go, go, go, go. 1818 01:18:56,296 --> 01:18:58,864 Here we go, nigga Nigga, nigga, nigga 1819 01:18:58,908 --> 01:19:01,519 Fuck that nigga Suck my dick, nigga 1820 01:19:05,958 --> 01:19:07,090 Nigga 1821 01:19:12,008 --> 01:19:13,444 MAN: Get off me. 1822 01:19:15,272 --> 01:19:17,796 BUD: Motherfuckers! Yeah! 1823 01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:19,450 Whoo! We did it! 1824 01:19:22,627 --> 01:19:25,586 Yo, that shit was disgusting, but we got it all on camera. 1825 01:19:27,197 --> 01:19:29,199 Are you fucking kidding me? 1826 01:19:29,242 --> 01:19:32,115 I thought I needed to help somebody. 1827 01:19:32,158 --> 01:19:34,552 You see that box right there? There's a camera guy in there. 1828 01:19:34,595 --> 01:19:36,859 Yeah, but your throw up is nasty, man. 1829 01:19:36,902 --> 01:19:37,903 Yeah, it's gross. 1830 01:19:37,947 --> 01:19:39,862 Hey, Adam, wave to the people, Adam. 1831 01:19:39,905 --> 01:19:40,950 Wave to them. Say hi. 1832 01:19:42,908 --> 01:19:45,302 -MAN: Hell yeah! -Oh, my God! 1833 01:19:45,345 --> 01:19:46,912 You guys know you're wrong for that, seriously. 1834 01:19:46,956 --> 01:19:48,087 WOMAN: Lord have mercy. 1835 01:19:48,131 --> 01:19:50,568 Man! Y'all is playing. This the worst. 1836 01:19:50,611 --> 01:19:51,917 -MAN: Give him that moment. 1837 01:19:51,961 --> 01:19:52,962 Hold that for me. 1838 01:19:53,005 --> 01:19:54,093 There's a camera right there. 1839 01:19:54,137 --> 01:19:57,096 Oh, my God. I still don't see it. 1840 01:19:57,140 --> 01:19:58,837 Clap it shut. Watch your fingers. Slam it. 1841 01:19:58,881 --> 01:20:00,970 What did you think was up with the vacuum? 1842 01:20:01,013 --> 01:20:03,581 I was like, "Oh, shit." 1843 01:20:03,624 --> 01:20:05,452 -Here's your... -I got pranked. 1844 01:20:05,496 --> 01:20:06,627 Oh, God. 1845 01:20:06,671 --> 01:20:07,890 JEFF TREMAINE: Scalpel. 1846 01:20:07,933 --> 01:20:09,935 Oh, how many fingers can you fit in there? 1847 01:20:09,979 --> 01:20:11,110 I think we gotta go in the hole. 1848 01:20:11,154 --> 01:20:12,329 Get the fuck out. 1849 01:20:12,372 --> 01:20:14,331 No, no. You gotta knot it up and put it in. 1850 01:20:14,374 --> 01:20:16,202 I trust you back there. I do not trust him back there. 1851 01:20:16,246 --> 01:20:19,249 Sorry, man. Shit. 1852 01:20:19,292 --> 01:20:21,294 Five-second rule, right? 1853 01:20:21,338 --> 01:20:23,296 What if I drive like this? 1854 01:20:28,214 --> 01:20:30,869 ERIC ANDREÉ: Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 1855 01:20:30,913 --> 01:20:31,914 And action. 1856 01:20:32,915 --> 01:20:34,960 Oh! What the fuck? 1857 01:20:35,004 --> 01:20:36,005 Who are you? 1858 01:20:36,048 --> 01:20:37,528 I'm a plumber. 1859 01:20:37,571 --> 01:20:39,922 That was amazing. He's like, "I'm a plumber." 1860 01:20:42,054 --> 01:20:43,926 -Oh, shit! 1861 01:20:43,969 --> 01:20:46,015 -ANDREÉ: Who are you? -What the fuck? 1862 01:20:46,058 --> 01:20:47,146 What time is it? 1863 01:20:47,190 --> 01:20:48,495 -Yo. -What time is it? 1864 01:20:53,370 --> 01:20:54,588 -What the hell? -ANDREÉ: What? 1865 01:20:54,632 --> 01:20:55,938 I need my clothes. I'm late for work. 1866 01:20:55,981 --> 01:20:57,113 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1867 01:20:57,156 --> 01:20:59,245 What the fuck is going on right now? 1868 01:20:59,289 --> 01:21:00,420 Hey. 1869 01:21:06,383 --> 01:21:10,474 Stop! Stop! 1870 01:21:10,517 --> 01:21:12,041 All right, Eric, let's set test the rig. 1871 01:21:13,042 --> 01:21:14,304 MAN: Squeeze it. 1872 01:21:14,347 --> 01:21:16,132 ANDREÉ: And the safe word is "popcorn", right? 1873 01:21:16,175 --> 01:21:17,263 If somebody attacks me? 1874 01:21:17,307 --> 01:21:19,657 Uh, excuse me. Where's the bathroom? 1875 01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:22,355 Oh, God. 1876 01:21:22,399 --> 01:21:23,922 I thought that was the urinal. 1877 01:21:23,966 --> 01:21:25,315 I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now. 1878 01:21:25,358 --> 01:21:26,490 I don't care where you piss, 1879 01:21:26,533 --> 01:21:28,187 but get away from me, okay? 1880 01:21:28,231 --> 01:21:30,015 Because I don't wanna smell your piss. 1881 01:21:30,059 --> 01:21:32,975 ANDREÉ: I'll shower and play pool with you if you want. 1882 01:21:34,063 --> 01:21:35,281 I guess he don't understand. 1883 01:21:35,325 --> 01:21:36,717 No, okay, all right. 1884 01:21:36,761 --> 01:21:39,155 All right, goose bumps or whatever. 1885 01:21:39,198 --> 01:21:40,460 Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn. 1886 01:21:47,076 --> 01:21:49,208 You've got the coolest beard I've ever seen in my life. 1887 01:21:50,340 --> 01:21:51,689 You just look like an artist 1888 01:21:51,732 --> 01:21:54,474 that never sells his paintings and I love it. 1889 01:21:54,518 --> 01:21:57,086 You just keep all that art to yourself. 1890 01:21:57,129 --> 01:21:58,478 You don't make a dime, 1891 01:21:58,522 --> 01:22:00,219 your girlfriend left because you don't pay rent. 1892 01:22:00,263 --> 01:22:02,656 'Cause you won't sell any of your pieces. 1893 01:22:02,700 --> 01:22:04,571 That's the beard you got. You look amazing. 1894 01:22:04,615 --> 01:22:06,530 That's so specific. 1895 01:22:06,573 --> 01:22:08,445 Hey. I'm Chris Carey, nice to meet you. 1896 01:22:08,488 --> 01:22:09,707 WOMAN: Hi. CHRIS: Hey. 1897 01:22:09,750 --> 01:22:12,275 A champagne toast to my best friend, Bud. 1898 01:22:12,318 --> 01:22:14,364 -CHRIS: To the birthday boy. 1899 01:22:14,407 --> 01:22:15,800 BUD: What are you doing, man? 1900 01:22:15,843 --> 01:22:17,454 -Do you guys wanna hit this? -I do not. Thank you. 1901 01:22:17,497 --> 01:22:19,282 -Are you sure? 1902 01:22:22,459 --> 01:22:24,591 You're in a movie! 1903 01:22:27,594 --> 01:22:29,118 What were you thinking? 1904 01:22:29,161 --> 01:22:30,989 I was thinking somebody was coming after him, 1905 01:22:31,033 --> 01:22:32,469 and they was gonna come after me right away. 1906 01:22:32,512 --> 01:22:34,340 I'm like, "Oh, I have to hide under the table." 1907 01:22:37,561 --> 01:22:40,303 I'm just a typical white chick. 1908 01:22:40,346 --> 01:22:42,609 MAN: Got the number and the name 1909 01:22:42,653 --> 01:22:43,784 of a honky-tonk bar. 1910 01:22:43,828 --> 01:22:46,222 Shit. You scared the shit outta me, dude. 1911 01:22:46,265 --> 01:22:48,441 KITAO SAKURAI: Make sure it reads as face-fucking. 1912 01:22:48,485 --> 01:22:49,616 -Yeah. 1913 01:22:49,660 --> 01:22:51,270 And then, Adam, look around to me. 1914 01:22:51,314 --> 01:22:52,445 Like whip your head around. 1915 01:22:52,489 --> 01:22:55,318 -Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Great. 1916 01:22:55,361 --> 01:22:57,581 SAKURAI: Right, yeah, you just, like, 1917 01:22:57,624 --> 01:22:59,452 fuck his face while you're making eye contact. 1918 01:22:59,496 --> 01:23:02,281 Like, you're just like, "Who's next." 1919 01:23:02,325 --> 01:23:05,154 -You guys are in a movie. 1920 01:23:07,417 --> 01:23:10,028 -You guys are in a movie. 1921 01:23:10,072 --> 01:23:11,595 I had no idea y'all was shooting a movie. 1922 01:23:12,857 --> 01:23:16,556 I ought to beat your butt. Oh, my God. 1923 01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,254 Hey, man, you're a hero. 1924 01:23:18,297 --> 01:23:19,777 Hey, man, I was just trying to make sure everything's... 1925 01:23:19,820 --> 01:23:21,257 You're a goddamn hero. You're a goddamn hero. 1926 01:23:22,562 --> 01:23:23,650 Thanks for doing the movie, buddy. 1927 01:23:23,694 --> 01:23:24,869 They should've probably put, like, 1928 01:23:24,912 --> 01:23:26,653 a towel over this when we ain't filming. 1929 01:23:26,697 --> 01:23:28,307 It's a buddy film. 1930 01:23:28,351 --> 01:23:29,352 ANDREÉ: Thank you. Thank you, folks. 1931 01:23:29,395 --> 01:23:30,483 TIFFANY HADDISH: Hey! 1932 01:23:30,527 --> 01:23:32,050 -Hey, girl! -ANDREÉ: Thank you. 1933 01:23:32,094 --> 01:23:33,486 You are so good. 1934 01:23:33,530 --> 01:23:37,099 -You're an angel. -I didn't know what to do. 1935 01:23:37,142 --> 01:23:38,491 HADDISH: You was doing a good job. 1936 01:23:38,535 --> 01:23:39,753 But y'all just standing there, 1937 01:23:39,797 --> 01:23:41,320 y'all weren't even trying to help or nothing. 1938 01:23:41,364 --> 01:23:42,713 Because y'all scared as hell. 1939 01:23:42,756 --> 01:23:43,627 Y'all just standing there like... 1940 01:23:45,237 --> 01:23:46,673 -I know. -WOMAN: That ain't right. 1941 01:23:46,717 --> 01:23:48,197 You ain't right. 1942 01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:51,156 You was gonna let me kill this black man. 1943 01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:52,766 I always wanted to talk to her, you know what I... 1944 01:23:52,810 --> 01:23:54,551 Oh, shit. Oh, my God. 1945 01:23:54,594 --> 01:23:56,814 Oh, shit! What the fuck? 1946 01:23:57,684 --> 01:23:58,685 What the fuck? 1947 01:23:59,643 --> 01:24:00,644 What happened? 1948 01:24:02,211 --> 01:24:04,343 What in the fuck happened? 1949 01:24:04,387 --> 01:24:06,345 -What did you do? -Okay. You're naked, man. 1950 01:24:06,389 --> 01:24:07,694 Hey, Craig. 1951 01:24:07,738 --> 01:24:09,348 CRAIG: You're selling it, woman. 1952 01:24:09,392 --> 01:24:11,437 You're selling it. 1953 01:24:11,481 --> 01:24:13,700 That is awesome. 1954 01:24:13,744 --> 01:24:15,746 -That blew my mind. 1955 01:24:17,574 --> 01:24:19,532 MALE CUSTOMER: They've caught us on film. 1956 01:24:20,403 --> 01:24:21,752 MAN: Good job, guys. 1957 01:24:21,795 --> 01:24:24,537 I just saw this girl snatch a door off a cop car. 1958 01:24:26,278 --> 01:24:28,150 And I was wondering. I was like, "She's strong." 1959 01:24:29,412 --> 01:24:32,371 That's wrong. You better get my good side too. 1960 01:24:32,415 --> 01:24:33,677 ANDREÉ: Did you think I was, like... 1961 01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:35,548 Did you think I was, like, schizophrenic? 1962 01:24:35,592 --> 01:24:37,246 I thought you were fucked up. 1963 01:24:38,856 --> 01:24:39,726 Three... 1964 01:24:43,252 --> 01:24:44,383 Four... 130630

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