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Should be around now...
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Awesome!
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Bite Me If You Love Me
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What is that?
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Yes! I got a new one!
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Sorry for making you wait, Hitomi!
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What? Which idol?
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Many girls are into K-pop these days.
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Personally, I like Jang Geun-Suk...
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What? Amazing, isn't it?
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I just love the way he opens his mouth.
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Zombies again?
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Hitomi! Are you sure you're right in the head?
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To be more specific, he is not
a zombie but a Sanguella.
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The film isn't by George A. Romero
but by Lucio Fulci.
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Some people say that it was poorly made...
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But for me, he is such a gorgeous zombie.
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I don't get it!
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Why on earth you would waste your
precious youth talking about zombies?
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We are high-school girls!
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Handsome guys or chocolate parfait...
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That's what we should be interested in!
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I don't like sweet things.
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Even handsome guys are lame
because they tend to be alive.
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A real man should be quiet and dead.
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Thafsjust a dead body, then.
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Technically, ifs a thing,
not a living creature.
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Whatever. Different strokes and all that.
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You like handsome guys, right?
I like zombies.
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That kind of thing?
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Let's go.
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Hey, Zombie!
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Zombie?
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We're busy meeting with new girls today.
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We can't finish our homework.
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We'll need help from Mr. Zombie
who always aces his tests.
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Can you do our homework for us?
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Here it is. Do a good job.
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Don't forget, Zombie!
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You know what'd happen if you ran away, right?
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He's been bullied since middle school.
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He is always dazed like a zombie.
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- His twitter handle is Mr. Zombie.
- Mr. Zombie?
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Wait, Hitomi!
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Mr. Zombie!
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What the hell? You have a heartbeat!
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What? A heartbeat?
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I was hoping you'd be a real zombie.
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- What?
- I have no business with a living person.
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Dr. Herbert West...
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He rules!
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That's right!
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If there is no zombie,
I can make one myself.
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It has to be around here somewhere...
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Here it is. This is it.
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I see...
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I can't read this!
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Hey, these look too similar!
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Are you trying to get us busted?
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I didn't mean...
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Fine, change the writing until noon.
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Seriously?
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Mr. Disappointing Zombie!
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Well...
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Is this the moment I've dreamed about,
where a girl asks me out?
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Yesterday...
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You wanted to know if I had a heartbeat.
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What did you mean by that?
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Did you want to know if I liked you?
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Or if there's any chance for us?
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I think I got it right...
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I should tell you then, I've had
feelings for you since admission.
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So, I have a lot of heartbeats.
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What? It was exactly as I said.
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I checked your pulse to see
if you're alive or dead.
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Unfortunately, you're still alive.
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That's why you're Mr. Disappointing Zombie.
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Disappointing?
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You are not a modem zombie like
in Romero's Night of Living Dead...
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but a classic voodoo zombie, a blood-sucking
zombie like in the 1966 movie by Hammer Films.
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Hammer? What?
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You are controlled by someone else.
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As if you were working in a mine.
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I think they are too cruel.
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I haven't had any turning point.
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I could do better if I became
more confident about myself.
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Are you going to keep talking about this?
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Do I have to listen to you?
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Well, you are not.
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- You don't want to?
- Not even a bit.
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Go tweet about it if you want to.
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Let's delve a bit deeper into Romero's zombies...
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Romero, The Great Genius, used zombies from
monster movies to make statements about society.
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Romero's zombies are not characters
but a phenomenon.
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Why don't you blog about these things?
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- What? Did you say something?
- Nope.
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So... Every zombie since Romero
has become like that.
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Zombies as metaphor for society.
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I think there should be some kind
of turning point in zombie movies.
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I don't want it to be so extreme that it
damages Romero's reputation though.
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Screams in Wales and Annihilation
of the World are both good.
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The 28 Hours Later series is good as well.
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But it's hard to consider them zombie movies.
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- I don't understand a single bit.
- That's why we have this!
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Zombie Research?
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Japanese English education has a problem.
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I can't read this at all.
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The English classes are useless.
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- This is French though...
- French?
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If you think this is English then there really
is something wrong with our education.
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What?
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Nothing...
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Anyway, Haiti is in Central America, right?
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- They speak English in America, don't they?
- In the United States, yes. America is huge.
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So is Hokkaido.
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No, it's 300 times bigger than Hokkaido.
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You know many things.
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It's called common sense.
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Wait, what's going on here?
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If you want to say something,
say it directly.
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You don't have any friends, right?
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Isn't that too direct?
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Anyway, Haiti. Is this about Haiti?
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That's right.
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That's why.
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French is their native language.
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It was a French colony for a long time.
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Can you translate it?
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Well... I guess...
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Do you have any plans after school?
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I have to study some.
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My parents are on a long-term business trip.
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I'm living by myself.
Want to come over to my place?
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Huh?
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Wait at the gate after school then.
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Is this the heartbeat?
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Spray the magic liquid onto the stone
and pound it into powder.
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Then add corpse powder and beans.
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And mix it with pufferfish poison.
That's how zombie powder is made.
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What does it mean?
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What's up? You don't understand?
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Uh...The stone...
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Here...
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A new stone created by lightning...
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According to researchers, it is a stone
that has existed since ancient days.
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Where can we get that kind of stone?
147
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Uhmmm... From the internet?
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Stealing the ashes?
What are they trying to do?
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Stop right there!
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Tada!
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Is this the stone? It doesn't
look special at all.
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It should be legit.
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I paid 20,000 yen for it.
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I think it'll be ready soon.
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Say...
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What are you going to do with this?
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I'll tum you into a zombie, of course!
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You what?
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I've already written your suicide note.
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Fm tired of getting bullied.
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Father, Mother... Please forgive
me for leaving you early.
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You see?
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You will get busted for that.
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What are you doing?
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You like girls' underwear, right?
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You were looking at it the other day.
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That's a dirty trick. You knew?
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Of course.
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If you like it so much,
I can give it to you.
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Fresh High-School Girl Underwear.
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Right here.
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Here.
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Here.
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Here.
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Here.
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Dead. Dead.
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Instant death...
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Should be around now...
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What?
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What is this?
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It feels like Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate.
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You watch movies without zombies?
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Well... Sometimes...
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Happy zombie birthday!
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Let's eat it!
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Let's eat!
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You're not having any?
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I have no appetite.
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It's delicious.
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Sorry for eating alone.
It's your birthday after all.
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That's okay.
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I have to sleep now.
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Then I'll head home.
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To where?
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My home?
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You are dead now.
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If you go back now, they'll be shocked.
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If you really want to go back,
wait until the Obon Festival.
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The Obon Festival?
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What should I do then?
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It's all because you killed me.
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Take responsibility!
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Stay here then.
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What?!
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Well...
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That...
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I guess...
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Thank you...
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You're welcome...
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Good!
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What's up?
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Are you gonna fuck me in my sleep?
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That's alright.
214
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My first time should be with
a zombie anyway.
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I will give you my virginity.
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Much obliged...
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But I can't move my body.
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Rigor moms'.!
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No way!
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It's like I'm dead.
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- You are dead.
- That's right.
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That doesn't make me feel any better though.
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That's okay.
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I'll do you.
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You smell good.
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Because I'm dead...
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Amazing...
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I'm very excited.
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Me too.
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Your heart doesn't beat.
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It's very stiff.
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That's also due to rigor mortis.
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Are you excited about having
sex with me?
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Yeah.
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But I was a virgin before my death...
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So, does this still count as
losing my virginity?
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That doesn't matter.
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Sorry about being a corpse.
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It's cold and stiff.
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Just like a frozen fish.
241
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It's so amazing!
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I'm having sex with a zombie!
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It's awesome!
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It feels so good!
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How is it? Are you warm now?
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I can move now.
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Rigor mortis usually lasts for 90 hours.
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Be patient.
249
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But I'll start decomposing then.
250
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That's a good thing.
That's what zombies do.
251
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It's hard again!
252
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Sorry.
253
00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:46,565
I'd like it if that part had
rigor mortis permanently.
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Does it feel good?
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Very"
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I feel like doing it again.
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We'll be late for school...
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But I can't help it!
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00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:44,328
Wait, you're too good at this! Have you
really been a virgin until yesterday?
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Sometimes a late bloomer
can do things better.
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Hey, can you walk a bit faster?
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We are completely late.
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Sorry.
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00:28:09,721 --> 00:28:13,385
Do I have to attend school after death?
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00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:19,698
I want to show everyone
my zombie boyfriend.
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Don't you want to show off
a pretty girlfriend like me?
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Of course...
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You see?
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But this outfit...
270
00:28:32,144 --> 00:28:34,875
Shouldn't we go get my uniform?
271
00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:37,881
We'll come back after school.
272
00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:42,116
Also, you look good in it.
273
00:28:42,921 --> 00:28:44,685
I can't take that as a compliment.
274
00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:46,147
Let's go.
275
00:28:49,428 --> 00:28:51,522
Thank you, Show!
What a Death!
276
00:28:51,630 --> 00:28:52,961
What a death!
277
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,161
It's true!
278
00:28:57,869 --> 00:29:00,895
I thought my heart would stop.
279
00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:06,577
Hejumped out of his coffin
in the middle of his funeral.
280
00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:09,407
The zombie became a real zombie?
281
00:29:09,548 --> 00:29:11,175
I never heard of such a thing.
282
00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:17,752
You guys have been bullying
him for a long time.
283
00:29:19,691 --> 00:29:23,252
What are you going to do
if he comes back for revenge?
284
00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:28,263
We're not scared of him even if he
became a real zombie. Right, guys?
285
00:29:28,367 --> 00:29:32,201
- Of course not!
- What's he gonna do?
286
00:29:42,347 --> 00:29:47,148
Good morning. Look, my boyfriend!
Mr. Zombie, the real zombie.
287
00:29:52,824 --> 00:29:54,019
A zombie'.!
288
00:30:05,170 --> 00:30:08,629
No! No! Don't come near me!
289
00:30:13,879 --> 00:30:15,278
What's wrong?
290
00:30:27,192 --> 00:30:29,991
Sorry for bullying you.
Forgive us!
291
00:30:30,095 --> 00:30:31,756
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
292
00:30:40,806 --> 00:30:43,832
Well... Sorry for the late delivery.
293
00:30:44,309 --> 00:30:45,504
Your homework.
294
00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:55,885
I changed the writing as requested.
295
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,225
Whoa...
296
00:31:03,895 --> 00:31:05,522
Let's go back home...
297
00:31:05,664 --> 00:31:06,790
Okay.
298
00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:20,401
Will it look good on him?
299
00:31:27,853 --> 00:31:29,287
How is it?
300
00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:31,647
Looks good! Amazing!
301
00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:45,900
I'll use a bit of this.
302
00:31:47,472 --> 00:31:49,372
What are you doing?
303
00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:52,905
It's been two weeks since
I became a zombie.
304
00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:55,910
I've started to smell.
305
00:32:01,653 --> 00:32:04,145
It smells good!
Just like a zombie should!
306
00:32:04,289 --> 00:32:05,848
No it doesn't.
307
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:09,193
Don't! You're ruining it!
308
00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:13,824
Anyway, I've bought some meat.
309
00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:17,331
Beef...
310
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:19,533
Pork...
311
00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:21,696
Chicken...
312
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,330
Which do you prefer?
313
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:31,439
You haven't eaten anything
since you died.
314
00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:33,917
You should eat something
for your health.
315
00:32:34,019 --> 00:32:35,987
There's no such thing
as a healthy zombie.
316
00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:39,389
Your face looks good as well.
317
00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:42,422
This is the real face of a zombie.
318
00:32:43,562 --> 00:32:45,860
I guess you are right.
319
00:32:46,231 --> 00:32:47,926
You should eat something.
320
00:32:48,033 --> 00:32:49,467
I have no appetite.
321
00:32:58,944 --> 00:33:02,903
Maybe meat from an animal
is not enough?
322
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,344
Hello! Hitomi? What's up?
323
00:33:09,454 --> 00:33:11,684
You haven't been coming to school.
324
00:33:12,858 --> 00:33:16,988
Are you still with Mr. Zombie?
325
00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:22,330
About that? My advice?
326
00:33:23,735 --> 00:33:26,705
Of course, we are friends!
327
00:33:27,305 --> 00:33:28,739
Sure, yeah.
328
00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:31,268
Where should we meet?
329
00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:33,309
The park?
330
00:34:46,384 --> 00:34:49,285
Eat her now! She should
taste good right after death.
331
00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,920
But should I...
332
00:34:53,058 --> 00:34:55,049
Should I chop her up first?
333
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:56,921
Fine.
334
00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:14,308
Here, eat!
335
00:35:22,988 --> 00:35:24,752
How is it? Delicious?
336
00:35:26,591 --> 00:35:28,719
It's not just about the taste.
337
00:35:29,427 --> 00:35:30,986
I have to survive.
338
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,260
Good.
339
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:37,568
If you don't appreciate the taste,
her death will be meaningless.
340
00:35:37,902 --> 00:35:39,836
But she was your friend, right?
341
00:35:40,271 --> 00:35:42,501
It's strange to say this kind
of thing while I'm eating her.
342
00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:44,507
You just killed your friend.
343
00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:53,913
Girls prioritize their boyfriends
over their other friendships.
344
00:35:55,587 --> 00:35:57,316
Are you okay?
345
00:35:58,423 --> 00:36:00,619
What a weak zombie...
346
00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:03,123
Sorry.
347
00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:28,552
That's all of her.
348
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,485
I hope it's okay.
349
00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:44,893
I will leave home due to some personal issues.
350
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:47,971
Father, Mother. Please don't look for me.
351
00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:51,232
I'm going to send this to her home.
352
00:36:51,609 --> 00:36:53,099
The same trick again?
353
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:05,686
Would you like to eat?
You can have sweets sometimes.
354
00:37:06,658 --> 00:37:07,819
No, thanks.
355
00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:11,088
Why? Are you on a diet?
356
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:12,587
No way.
357
00:37:13,598 --> 00:37:16,329
Fmjust still full with your friend.
358
00:37:17,769 --> 00:37:20,033
I don't know how long
a Zombie's digestion takes.
359
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:25,138
Are you okay?
360
00:37:28,446 --> 00:37:29,709
Are you okay?
361
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,450
I think people are looking at us.
362
00:37:34,886 --> 00:37:37,287
Because you're an amazing zombie!
363
00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:40,485
I feel embarrassed.
364
00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:46,564
I'm off to school.
365
00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:48,189
You'll be fine by yourself, right?
366
00:37:48,299 --> 00:37:49,266
Yes.
367
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:53,560
I've told my neighbor that
my cousin lives with me.
368
00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:55,503
Don't disturb anyone, okay?
369
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:56,664
Got it.
370
00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:08,477
Could you take out the trash
for me today?
371
00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:09,844
Yeah.
372
00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:12,821
And could you go buy toilet paper
for me too?
373
00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:14,789
- Got it.
- Thank you.
374
00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:17,592
- I'm leaving.
- See you...
375
00:38:46,691 --> 00:38:50,321
You should cover it with a net.
376
00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:52,419
There are lots of cats and
crows around here.
377
00:38:52,564 --> 00:38:55,192
That's not from me.
I did it properly.
378
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,301
It smells horribly.
379
00:38:57,769 --> 00:39:01,672
I can clean that up if you like.
380
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,075
Would you do that?
Doesn't the smell bother you?
381
00:39:06,611 --> 00:39:08,170
I'm used to it.
382
00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:11,847
More like it's lucky to have
my own smell disguised.
383
00:39:12,450 --> 00:39:16,250
Wait, you must be the cousin
Hitomis living with.
384
00:39:18,389 --> 00:39:19,686
That's me.
385
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:22,853
You have a kind heart.
I'm going to help you.
386
00:39:23,328 --> 00:39:24,762
Thank you.
387
00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:37,605
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
388
00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:39,677
Thank you. Sorry.
389
00:39:39,777 --> 00:39:41,074
It's nothing.
390
00:39:41,846 --> 00:39:45,248
Can I have some toilet paper?
391
00:39:45,350 --> 00:39:49,685
I'll give you a 20% discount
for your help.
392
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,152
Thank you.
393
00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:58,896
I feel I've become better with people
since becoming a zombie.
394
00:40:04,102 --> 00:40:05,365
Excuse me!
395
00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:07,800
Are you a zombie?
396
00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,199
- Yes, I am.
- I knew it!
397
00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:14,243
- Can I have your autograph?
- Can I take a picture of you?
398
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:24,547
Please.
399
00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:34,088
Please.
400
00:40:47,645 --> 00:40:49,773
I've never given anyone my autograph.
401
00:40:49,881 --> 00:40:53,112
Even during the graduation ceremony,
I didn't give any autographs.
402
00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:58,087
How did you find out about me?
403
00:40:58,222 --> 00:41:05,458
Many fans already know that
a zombie boy is in Yamamuki-cho.
404
00:41:05,596 --> 00:41:07,860
Please come out more often.
405
00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:10,063
Who is this?
406
00:41:10,368 --> 00:41:13,770
- He's a zombie.
- He's kinda cute!
407
00:41:14,572 --> 00:41:16,939
He looks so cool, right?
408
00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:18,938
Hitomi?!
409
00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:25,377
I'm Taro Geroyama from
Production Hakuhodo.
410
00:41:26,451 --> 00:41:27,850
Hakuhodo?
411
00:41:27,952 --> 00:41:35,518
I would like you to be in
a commercial for Bloody Coke.
412
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:40,757
This is a red-colored coke.
413
00:41:41,733 --> 00:41:47,831
Passionate Bloody Splatter!
414
00:41:49,040 --> 00:42:04,411
The passionate splatter of blood and organs!
415
00:42:04,555 --> 00:42:12,588
Passionate! Passionate splatter!
416
00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:21,663
The splatter of pure love!
417
00:42:40,525 --> 00:42:46,225
Hound you that day.
418
00:42:46,531 --> 00:42:51,901
I extended my hand to you.
419
00:42:52,370 --> 00:42:56,671
You nodded slightly.
420
00:42:58,142 --> 00:43:03,205
Thar day was the beginning of our love.
421
00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:08,912
I want to kiss those red lips.
422
00:43:09,053 --> 00:43:14,753
I want your cure body.
423
00:43:14,892 --> 00:43:17,725
I can't help it.
424
00:43:17,862 --> 00:43:20,854
That white belly.
425
00:43:21,232 --> 00:43:27,103
I'm going to bite you with my fangs.
426
00:43:28,473 --> 00:43:39,214
The passionate splatter of blood and organs!
427
00:43:39,317 --> 00:43:45,086
Passionate! Passionate splatter!
428
00:43:45,223 --> 00:43:49,387
The splatter of pure love!
429
00:43:55,333 --> 00:43:58,769
Being a zombie rules!
I'm so glad I died!
430
00:44:02,406 --> 00:44:05,467
Passionate Splatter!
Bloody Coke!
431
00:44:05,610 --> 00:44:09,171
Being u zombie rules!
Fm so glad I died!
432
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:12,614
Blood Spraying Everywhere!
433
00:44:13,351 --> 00:44:15,445
This has become really popular now.
434
00:44:16,053 --> 00:44:20,286
I have so many fans, that I can't walk
on the street without being noticed.
435
00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:23,025
I'm glad I became a zombie.
436
00:44:24,061 --> 00:44:27,793
My life peaked after my death.
Life is so confusing!
437
00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:30,197
Whatever...
438
00:44:30,935 --> 00:44:32,494
What's wrong, Hitomi?
439
00:44:33,371 --> 00:44:35,703
Aren't you glad that I became popular?
440
00:44:37,074 --> 00:44:39,668
Who was the one who made
you a zombie?
441
00:44:40,044 --> 00:44:41,375
You, of course.
442
00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:45,514
Do you feeljealous?
443
00:44:46,551 --> 00:44:48,280
That's ridiculous.
444
00:44:48,419 --> 00:44:50,080
I'm going to sleep.
445
00:44:52,456 --> 00:44:56,586
According to him, he was a virgin until he died
but he had sex for the first time after death.
446
00:44:56,694 --> 00:45:00,460
In other words, he lost
his virginity after death.
447
00:45:00,598 --> 00:45:04,057
He is very excited that he
became popular after his death...
448
00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:11,298
Feur of the Murderous Zombie! The Bones of u
Missing High-School Girl Have Been Found!
449
00:46:12,336 --> 00:46:18,139
This is where it began, in Yamamuki-cho,
Bunkyo, Tokyo.
450
00:46:19,176 --> 00:46:21,873
The bones of a female
murder victim were found.
451
00:46:22,346 --> 00:46:28,342
They belong to Ai Izumi, formerly
attending Yamabuki High, 18 years old.
452
00:46:28,486 --> 00:46:31,319
She went missing last month.
453
00:46:32,156 --> 00:46:45,263
Due to the call log on her phone and a letter
sent to Ai's home, police are investigating Ms. A.
454
00:46:45,403 --> 00:46:51,399
Mr. Zombie. who lives with Ms. A and recently
became famous for a Bloody Coke commercial...
455
00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:57,441
claims that he ate the victim and that
Ms. A was not involved in the case.
456
00:46:57,815 --> 00:47:00,079
Police arrested Mr. Zombie immediately.
457
00:47:00,217 --> 00:47:02,549
The case is now in its final phase.
458
00:47:03,988 --> 00:47:07,652
However, it's very difficult to prosecute him.
459
00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:11,296
Nobody has yet figured out
Mr. Zombie's legal status.
460
00:47:12,129 --> 00:47:15,224
My son is dead.
I have the proof of his death.
461
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,269
I have already registered him
as dead with the city office.
462
00:47:18,369 --> 00:47:21,304
We even have his will.
463
00:47:21,806 --> 00:47:23,865
This is definitely my son's writing.
464
00:47:24,575 --> 00:47:27,067
Anyway, that monster is not my son!
465
00:47:28,779 --> 00:47:35,913
Is Mr. Zombie Japanese?
Do laws made for humans apply to him?
466
00:47:36,253 --> 00:47:39,086
There has been some confusion
over his nationality and legal status.
467
00:47:39,457 --> 00:47:47,091
And even killing him like an animal
is not possible since he is already dead.
468
00:47:47,965 --> 00:47:49,933
Do not release the zombie!
469
00:47:50,034 --> 00:47:53,902
Mr. Zombie has been released
amidst this legal confusion.
470
00:47:54,472 --> 00:48:03,677
Naturally, people are against the release
of the murderer during the hot summer days.
471
00:48:04,281 --> 00:48:09,014
The employees of thejail started a strike
against the admittance of the zombie.
472
00:48:09,820 --> 00:48:12,790
Even the government has been taking
special measures for this case.
473
00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:13,755
Neighbor
474
00:48:13,858 --> 00:48:15,257
Of course, I'm scared!
475
00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:17,521
I can't even go outside safely.
476
00:48:17,928 --> 00:48:19,862
Zombies eat people, right?
477
00:48:19,997 --> 00:48:22,489
I feel sorry for the murdered girl.
478
00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:27,231
If you imagine your own daughter being
the victim, anyone will oppose his release.
479
00:48:28,038 --> 00:48:30,837
The death penalty is required!
Bum him!
480
00:48:31,642 --> 00:48:33,542
Tum him to ashes!
481
00:48:33,644 --> 00:48:37,478
I can't take off my mask because of the smell.
482
00:48:37,882 --> 00:48:41,011
The smell is all over town.
483
00:48:42,453 --> 00:48:50,258
Until Mr. Zombie has totally decomposed,
the locals can't sleep well.
484
00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:05,868
Sorry. Sorry. Are you okay?
485
00:50:06,470 --> 00:50:07,835
Did it hurt?
486
00:50:10,741 --> 00:50:12,835
Fans are stupid.
487
00:50:13,911 --> 00:50:15,936
They used to be totally into you...
488
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:20,176
And just because you're a murderer now,
they turn against you.
489
00:50:22,119 --> 00:50:23,553
Want a sip?
490
00:50:49,947 --> 00:50:51,039
Oh, this?
491
00:50:51,916 --> 00:50:53,543
Friday the 13th.
492
00:50:59,089 --> 00:51:08,965
It's not that I'm tired of zombies, but in
the current situation, I can't watch zombie movies.
493
00:51:14,638 --> 00:51:18,438
It's not that I'm tired of zombies.
Zombie, my love!
494
00:51:18,842 --> 00:51:22,836
Don't worry.
You can stay here forever.
495
00:51:33,624 --> 00:51:36,184
That's so mean, Jason Yamada!
496
00:51:36,327 --> 00:51:39,353
Yourjokes are so funny!
Was that an American joke?
497
00:52:13,931 --> 00:52:16,332
- You are making everyone suffer.
- That's right.
498
00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:18,765
The whole town stinks!
499
00:52:18,869 --> 00:52:21,964
You're disturbing my business!
Go somewhere else!
500
00:52:22,106 --> 00:52:25,542
I have small kids.
You're a bad influence on them!
501
00:52:25,676 --> 00:52:27,144
Go somewhere else!
502
00:52:27,244 --> 00:52:28,405
Murdous Zombie!
503
00:52:28,545 --> 00:52:37,249
- Go somewhere else!
- Don't touch me!
504
00:52:37,388 --> 00:52:42,326
- Go now!
- Never come back!
505
00:53:12,322 --> 00:53:13,812
Murderer!
506
00:53:19,263 --> 00:53:20,594
I'm home!
507
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,531
Hey, where are you?
508
00:53:27,805 --> 00:53:29,466
You are not here?
509
00:53:32,676 --> 00:53:34,440
Where did you go?
510
00:54:27,364 --> 00:54:32,165
I'll rot here and become
part of the mountain.
511
00:54:32,870 --> 00:54:36,500
Trees will start growing from my body.
512
00:54:37,908 --> 00:54:42,106
Small birds will sit on the branches
and sing their beautiful songs.
513
00:54:43,714 --> 00:54:47,275
I'll won't be lonely then.
514
00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:52,422
Is that a tear?
515
00:54:52,990 --> 00:54:55,755
Even this rotting body can shed tears.
516
00:54:57,094 --> 00:54:58,721
Or is it just pus?
517
00:54:58,829 --> 00:55:00,126
Some other liquid?
518
00:55:02,566 --> 00:55:04,762
I'm lonely.
519
00:55:05,769 --> 00:55:08,602
I'm very lonely now.
520
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,685
Jason Yamada...
You're half-Japanese, right?
521
00:55:27,090 --> 00:55:34,622
You're always hiding your face behind that hockey mask.
Are you embarrassed to show your own face?
522
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,068
You are shy.
523
00:55:39,403 --> 00:55:41,633
Do you work at a supermarket?
524
00:55:43,373 --> 00:55:46,934
What?! You get your money on the 13th?
525
00:55:47,945 --> 00:55:52,940
The 13th is payday?!
526
00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:33,781
It feels so good!
527
00:56:35,626 --> 00:56:39,290
You're so deep inside me!
I've never felt this good!
528
00:56:40,430 --> 00:56:42,762
You're killing me!
529
00:56:44,001 --> 00:56:46,265
I feel like I'm dying!
530
00:56:46,770 --> 00:56:49,501
This is real sex!
531
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:24,531
L\\ � \ \ I \� 3
532
00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:28,297
I'm cumfflgi
I'm cummg'
533
00:59:26,496 --> 00:59:28,089
What's up now?
534
00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:32,961
Are you up for another round already?
535
00:59:34,304 --> 00:59:36,636
You are very passionate!
536
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:39,902
Just wait a bit!
I'm cleaning myself up!
537
01:02:03,787 --> 01:02:08,588
Hey! Wake up!
538
01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:11,721
Hitomi?
539
01:02:15,265 --> 01:02:18,098
What are you doing in a grave?
You are already a zombie!
540
01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:20,636
There is no such thing as eternal
sleep for you!
541
01:02:21,504 --> 01:02:25,839
Wait, what happened to your body?
542
01:02:27,210 --> 01:02:28,837
I became a zombie too.
543
01:02:28,979 --> 01:02:30,674
Look, I'm a pile of gore.
544
01:02:32,349 --> 01:02:37,753
It seems that somebody killed you.
545
01:02:38,788 --> 01:02:40,620
Did somebody kill you?
546
01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:43,154
Jason Yamada.
547
01:02:43,827 --> 01:02:45,591
He's a serial killer.
548
01:02:46,296 --> 01:02:49,425
I was wrong to give up on you.
549
01:02:50,967 --> 01:02:55,302
Poor thing. Wasn't it painful?
550
01:02:55,805 --> 01:02:57,398
It doesn't matter anymore.
551
01:02:57,540 --> 01:03:00,305
I became a zombie like I always wanted.
552
01:03:00,410 --> 01:03:02,435
My dream came true.
553
01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:04,880
Let's think positively.
554
01:03:05,248 --> 01:03:08,582
I think we can try many positions
with this new body.
555
01:03:08,885 --> 01:03:13,254
Kissing while doing it doggy style or
you could eat my ass during missionary
556
01:03:13,356 --> 01:03:16,087
That's not a thing for us to think of right now.
557
01:03:16,226 --> 01:03:17,694
I'm fine!
558
01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:20,456
You want to take me in all kinds
of ways, right?
559
01:03:25,568 --> 01:03:27,332
Let's fuck!
560
01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:30,997
I want to try sex as a zombie.
561
01:03:33,343 --> 01:03:34,936
Wait a minute.
562
01:03:36,079 --> 01:03:43,918
If that's the case, I have something
to take care of before that.
563
01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:46,683
Something to take care of?
564
01:05:50,313 --> 01:05:54,011
It's very hard to move this body.
565
01:06:07,931 --> 01:06:09,126
That idiot...
566
01:06:10,233 --> 01:06:12,600
He can't even fight properly.
567
01:06:13,169 --> 01:06:14,432
Okay, then.
568
01:07:37,954 --> 01:07:41,151
You can't do anything properly
without my help.
569
01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:46,086
Guilty as charged...
570
01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:21,364
Things come out right after eating.
571
01:08:21,497 --> 01:08:23,329
Am I wasting it somehow?
572
01:08:23,433 --> 01:08:26,562
As long as it's delicious,
it's okay, isn't it?
573
01:08:28,771 --> 01:08:31,638
Sorry for having an affair
with this bastard.
574
01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:35,877
I know better now.
I like zombies the most.
575
01:08:38,414 --> 01:08:42,282
We look good together.
576
01:08:42,919 --> 01:08:45,411
I will be with you forever
from now on.
577
01:08:47,824 --> 01:08:50,293
I am glad you are not lonely anymore.
578
01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:57,865
Are you okay?
579
01:09:02,438 --> 01:09:04,236
What a weak zombie...
580
01:09:04,707 --> 01:09:06,732
Sorry.
581
01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:14,846
But you looked cool when
you fought him earlier.41445
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