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>> ♪...
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>> HI, TINY.
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I THINK IT’S TIME I TOLD YOU
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HOW YOU CAME INTO THIS WORLD.
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AND EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE WAY TOO
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YOUNG TO HEAR THIS, YOU SHOULD
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HEAR IT FROM ME INSTEAD OF
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SOMEONE ELSE.
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YOUR MOM WAS ONCE
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THE GIRL NEXT DOOR.
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BUTI LOVE SEX, AND SOME
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PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS
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A BAD THING.
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>>
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>>PEOPLE HAVE CALLED ME A SLUT,
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BUT I HAVE LEARNED THAT A SLUT
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IS JUST A WOMAN WITH
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THE MORALS OF A MAN.
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>> GOOD BOY!
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AH!
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OH...
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AAAH! WHOO-HOO!
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>> HA HA HA!
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>> WHO’S YOUR BIG MAMA?
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>>YOU’REMY BIG MAMA.
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>> NOW IT’S YOUR TURN.
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>> UM, WHAT?
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>> COME HERE.
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DADDY, I’VE BEEN A BAD GIRL.
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>> EXCUSE ME?
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>> SPANK ME.
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>> OKAY.
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>> HARDER.
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>>
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>> MOST GUYS CAN’T
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HANG WITH ME.
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>> "MOST" GUYS?
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>> I WONDER WHAT THE RECORD IS
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FOR THE MOST TIMES ANYONE’S EVER
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HAD SEX IN ONE NIGHT?
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>> MMM...
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I DON’T KNOW, BUT...I THINK
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IT’S SAFE TO SAY WE BROKE
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THE NORTH AMERICAN RECORD.
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>> WOULDN’T GARLIC ICE CREAM
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BE PERFECT RIGHT NOW?
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>> MMM. I COULD GO FOR
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SOME CORN ICE CREAM.
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>> I THINK YOU CAN MIX ANYTHING
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WITH ICE CREAM AND IT’D
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STILL BE GOOD.
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>> WHAT ABOUT KIMCHI?
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>> THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS YUMMY.
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SO TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF.
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WHAT DO YOU DO?
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>> OH...
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WHY DON’T WE JUST LIE HERE
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AND THINK ABOUT ICE CREAM?
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>> WAIT.
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DON’T MOVE. I WANT TO TAKE
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YOUR PICTURE JUST LIKE THAT.
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>> NO--
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>>I CREATE ONE EVERY TIME
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I HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE
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TO REMIND ME WHERE I’VE BEEN.
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KIND OF LIKE POSTCARDS.
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>>
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>> OH, YOU.
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>>
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>> HMM. GOOD MORNING.
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I DIDN’T, UH...
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KNOW YOU WERE SO INTO COOKING.
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>> I’M NOT. I’M AN EATER.
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I LIKE LOOKING AT THE PICTURES.
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IT’S MY PORN.
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>>
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I LIKE THAT.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I’D REALLY LIKE TO SEE YOUR ART.
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AH.
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>> HE’S MY SUPERMODEL.
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I CAN’T QUITE SEEM TO
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GET HIM RIGHT, THOUGH.
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I’VE BEEN WORKING ON HIM
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FOR A YEAR.
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>> CHALAMUSHI.
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YOU DIDN’T THINK I’D KNOW?
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>> YOU NEVER STRUCK ME
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AS A FOODIE.
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>> AH.
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>>
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>> Angela:GABRIEL?
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HELLO, GABRIEL, ARE YOU THERE?
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>> HELLO, ANGELA.
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>>OH, THANK GOD. I NEED YOU
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TO GO TO THE STORE RIGHT NOW
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AND BUY ME THREE
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HOME PREGNANCY TESTS.
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>> OKAY, BUT--
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WHAT ARE THEY GONNA THINK
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IF THEY SEEMEBUYING
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A HOME PREGNANCY TEST?
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>>OH, MY GOD, YOU’RE GAY--
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NO ONE’S GONNA THINK ANYTHING!
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>> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
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>>JUST ONE LAST THING
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I NEED FROM YOU,
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ONE LAST FAVOR.
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PLEASE? PLEASE!
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>> OKAY, I’LL BE THERE
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IN HALF A MINUTE.
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OKAY.
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OKAY, WAIT. MAYBE TEN.
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>> HE’S A HOTTIE.
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>>MISTERHOTTIE.
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>> YEAH. SO, THE CUTE CHECKER
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FINALLY GAVE ME HIS
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PHONE NUMBER.
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IT’S IRONIC HE ONLY TALKED TO ME
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AFTER HE THOUGHT I WAS STRAIGHT.
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>> DIDN’T HE THINK IT WAS A BAD
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SIGN YOU WERE BUYINGTHREE
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HOME PREGNANCY TESTS?
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>> I TOLD HIM THEY WERE
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FOR MY MOM.
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SHE’S A REGULAR AT THE STORE.
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SO, I WOULD NOT STRESS.
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>> I’M NOT STRESSED.
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>> I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT
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YOU ARE NOT PREGNANT.
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>> THANK GOD, BUT HOW
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WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?
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>> WELL, YOUR HOROSCOPE DIDN’T
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SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SURPRISES
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THIS MORNING.
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>> CHECK AGAIN.
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>> HOW ACCURATE CAN
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THOSE THINGS BE?
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>> NINETY-NINE POINT EIGHT
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PERCENT OF THE TIME.
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>> HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
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OF THE PILL?
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>> IT MAKES ME FEEL BLOATED.
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>> OH. AND THIS ISSOMUCH
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BETTER.
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>> YOU’RE THE ONE THAT TOLD ME
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TO RELAX AND HAVE FUN.
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>> I NEVER TOLD YOU TO HAVE
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UNPROTECTED SEX.
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DO YOU HAVEANYIDEA
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WHO THE DADDY COULD BE?
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>> COULD BE ANYONE.
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>> HOW MANY PEOPLE COULD YOU
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HAVE SLEPT WITH IN THE LAST
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TWO MONTHS?
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WHERE ARE YOUR CARDS?
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ALL RIGHT. PICK OUT THE PEOPLE
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YOU SLEPT WITH IN THE LAST
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TWO MONTHS.
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DAMN, GIRL!
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ALL RIGHT. PICK OUT THE PEOPLE
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YOU DIDN’T USE PROTECTION WITH.
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ALL RIGHT, WELL, THAT’S BETTER.
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5-SECOND GUY...
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NICE-BUT-BORING...
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MYSTERY MAN...
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OH, AND MR. HOTTIE.
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>>
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>> Woman: ANGELA?
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>> OHH!
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>> ANGELA, OPEN THIS DOOR!
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WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET
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FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT.
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I DON’T EVEN WANT TO KNOW
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WHAT YOU WERE DOING INSTEAD.
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SO WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
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WHERE WERE YOU?
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>> I THOUGHT YOU SAID
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YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW.
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>> CONGRATULATE ME!
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I THINK I’M PREGNANT.
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>> WHO’S THE FATHER?
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ANGELA, HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW
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WHO THE FATHER IS?
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>> I...KNOW WHO THE FATHER IS.
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KIND OF.
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>> WELL, WHAT ARE THOSE?
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>> THEY’RE LIKE...
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BASEBALL CARDS.
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>> BUTSOMUCH BETTER.
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>> ANGELA, I’M REALLY
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DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
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ALL RIGHT...
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DO YOU WANT MY SISTERLY ADVICE?
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>> NO.
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>> MAYBE THIS IS GOD’S WAY OF
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SAYING SETTLE DOWN, GROW UP,
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AND BE TRULY HAPPY FOR ONCE
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IN YOUR LIFE.
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>> YOUMUSTBE JOKING!
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LOOK, I WILL GO TO
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THE CLINIC WITH YOU.
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MY IRRESPONSIBLE SINGLE MOM
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REALLY FUCKED ME UP.
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>> ABORTION IS MURDER.
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>> REALLY?
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>> YEAH.
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>> ANGELA CANNOT TAKE CARE
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OF THIS BABY ON HER OWN.
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>> WOULD YOU STAY OUT OF
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OUR FAMILY BUSINESS?
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>> HE’S RIGHT. I CAN’T TAKE
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CARE OFMYSELF,LET ALONE
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ANOTHER PERSON.
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>> YOU ARE NOT THAT YOUNG
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ANYMORE.
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AND EVEN IF YOU FOUND THE RIGHT
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GUY, IT IS GOING TO BE HARDER
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AND HARDER FOR YOU TO
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HAVE A BABY.
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YOU’D BE SURPRISED HOW HARD IT
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WAS FOR ME TO HAVE THE TWINS
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BECAUSE I WAITED TOO LONG.
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>> CONGRATULATIONS.
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YOU’RE PREGNANT.
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>> HOW LONG?
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>> SEVEN WEEKS.
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>> I MEAN, HOW MUCH LONGER
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DO I HAVE?
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>> WELL, IT USUALLY TAKES
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ABOUT 40 WEEKS, BUT THE BABY
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WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN
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IT’S READY.
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>> WHAT IFI’MNOT READY?
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IS THERE SOME WAY TO
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SLOW IT DOWN?
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>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT?
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>> IT LOOKS LIKE A PEANUT.
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>> OKAY.
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>> MAYBEWECAN GET MARRIED.
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>> HA HA HA!
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>> WE CAN RAISE THE KID
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TOGETHER.
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>> I’D RATHER DIE.
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IT’S NOT YOU, IT’S JUST THE IDEA
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OF BEING WITH YOU...
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FOREVER.
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ANYWAY, I THOUGHT WE DECIDED
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YOU WERE GONNA GET IT
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TAKEN CARE OF.
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>> I WAS JUST THINKING
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OUT LOUD.
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>> HMM.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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LAWRENCE FROM THE
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CONVENIENCE STORE?
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>> UH-HUH.
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I’VE SEEN HIM EVERY DAY
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THIS WEEK.
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>> HE’S YOUNG.
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>> I KNOW.
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>> DOES HE KNOW WHAT KIND
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OF GUY YOU ARE?
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>> WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED
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TO MEAN?
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>> DOES HE KNOW ABOUT
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ALL YOUR ISSUES?
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>> OH, NOW I HAVE ISSUES?
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>> YEAH.
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>> YEAH, I TOLD HIM.
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>> AND YOU’RE STILL GONNA
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GO TO LAS VEGAS WITH HIM
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AND VISIT YOUR GRANDPARENTS?
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>> AND?
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>> HE’S YOUNG AND CANADIAN.
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HE’S GONNA GET THE WRONG IDEA.
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>> HEY!
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>> JESUS, YOU ALREADY
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SOLD HIM TO ME.
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>> SHUT UP.
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HEY, YOU.
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>> ANGELA.
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SO YOU’RE THE ONE
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THAT MAKES THE CARDS.
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>> YEAH.
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>> HAS GABRIEL MADE ONE
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FOR ME YET?
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>> NO.
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>> GOOD. WHY DON’T WE
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KEEP IT THAT WAY?
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>> OKAY.
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>> OKAY?
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>> OH, GOD, I THINK
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I’M GONNA BE SICK.
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NO, SERIOUSLY.
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OH--!
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>>♪ NINE-INCH REMEDY
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♪ I NEED A NINE-INCH REMEDY
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♪ I NEED A NINE-INCH REMEDY
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♪ I NEED A NINE-INCH REMEDY
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>>
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>> HI, ANGELA.
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>> I DIDN’T KNOW YOU
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WORKED HERE.
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>> I’M ACTUALLY ABOUT TO
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GO ON BREAK.
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>>
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>> DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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>> HEAR WHAT?
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>> I--I’M SORRY.
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I CAN’T.
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>> YOU CAN’T EVEN SMOKE ANYMORE.
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>> CANDY CIGS. YOU WANT ONE?
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>> DO I WANT CANDY CIGS?
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>> UH-HUH.
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>> NO.
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>> NO SMOKING, NO DRINKING,
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NO COFFEE. GETTING KNOCKED UP
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IS THE WORST STDEVER.
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>> THAT GUY GAVE ME SOME COKE.
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YOU WANT SOME?
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WHAT? IT’S NOT LIKE
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YOU’RE GONNA KEEP IT.
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>> I’M TOO OLD FOR THIS.
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>> YOU’RE NOT TOO OLD.
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>> I FOUND ANOTHER WHITE
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PUBIC HAIR THIS MORNING!
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>> HELLO.
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IS ANYONE HOME?
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>> Angela:I NEVER QUITE GOT
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ALONG WITH YOUR AUNT.
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I WAS THE REBEL, AND SHE WAS
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THE GOOD GIRL WITH THE PERFECT
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HUSBAND AND TWO KIDS STRAIGHT
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OUT OF THE GAP CATALOGUE.
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I WOULDN’T HAVE ADMITTED IT
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THEN, BUT PART OF ME WANTED
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THAT LIFE.
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>> SO, HOW WAS YOUR TRIP, DAD?
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>> Both: IT WAS AMAZING!
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>> EVERYONE SHOULD TRY PEYOTE
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AT LEAST ONCE.
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>> IT TOTALLY FREES THE MIND.
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>> AND YOU KNOW WHAT
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WE FOUND OUT? WE HAVE
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THE SAME ANIMAL SPIRIT.
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WE HAVE WOLVES WATCHING OVER US.
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>>
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>> I’M READY FOR DESSERT.
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>> WELL, I THINK SHE’S
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HANDLING IT PRETTY GOOD.
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>> COULD HAVE BEEN MUCH WORSE.
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MUCHWORSE.
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>> AT LEAST YOU’VE TURNED OUT
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PRETTY WELL.
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>> THANKS, DAD.
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>> DID YOU SEE HOW YOUNG SHE IS?
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I MEAN, SHE’S YOUNGER THAN US.
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IT’S LIKE DAD IS DATING ONE OF
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OUR FRIENDS’ YOUNGER SISTERS.
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>> GOOD FOR DAD. HE DESERVES
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TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN AFTER
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EVERYTHING HE’S GONE THROUGH,
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DON’T YOU THINK?
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OR MAYBE NOT.
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SHE SEEMED A LITTLE YOUNG.
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>> LET’S TALK ABOUT...YOU.
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HOW ARE YOU DOING?
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HAVE YOU STARTED LOOKING
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FOR THE FATHER YET?
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>> I’M TIRED. I DON’T WANT
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TO TALK ABOUT ME.
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>> ANGELA, IF YOU ARE NOT
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CAREFUL, THIS COULD BE
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YOUR FUTURE.
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>> WHO’S YOUR MAMA?!
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>>
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>> WHO’S YOUR MAMA?!
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>>
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>> WHO’S YOUR GRANDMAMA?
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>> WE NEED TO TALK.
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SOMETIMES IT TAKES AN
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UNEXPECTED MISTAKE--
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I MEAN MIRACLE--
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TO WAKE PEOPLE UP.
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YOU’RE MY MIRACLE.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT
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I’M TRYING TO SAY?
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I SHOULD FIGURE OUT
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WHO THE FATHER IS.
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>> YOU’RE SERIOUS ABOUT
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HAVING THIS BABY?
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>> IS THAT CRAZY?
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>> YOU WANT THE TRUTH?
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>> OF COURSE.
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>> IT’SINSANE.
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OH! OH, OH!
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>> OH! OH!
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>> YOU SHOULDSELLIT!
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YEAH! PEOPLE ARE PAYING
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LIKE $40,000 TO ADOPT BABIES
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FROM CHINA.
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>> DON’T SAY THAT. I DON’T WANT
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THE BABY TO HEAR ANYTHING
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NEGATIVE.
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>> YOU’RE THE ONE WHO SAID YOU
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DIDN’T WANT TO HAVE KIDS.
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>> NOW THAT IT’S HAPPENING,
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I’M GONNA GO WITH IT.
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SO SHUT UP AND HELP ME
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FIGURE OUT WHO THE FATHER IS.
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>> I PUT MY MONEY ON
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5-SECOND GUY.
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IT’S ALWAYS THE QUICK ONES.
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>>
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>> COME ON, YOU’RE
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RUINING MY BUZZ.
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WHOO!
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WHOO!
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HEY.
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>> HEY.
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>> YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.
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HAVE ME EVER MET BEFORE?
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>>
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00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,375
>> YOU KNOW, IF I WAS AS PRETTY
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AS YOU ARE...
427
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I DON’T THINK I’D BE HERE
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ALL ALONE.
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>> OH.
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>> I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED.
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00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:31,375
>> HMM?
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OOH.
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>> OKAY, CLOSE YOUR EYES.
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CLOSE YOUR EYES, ALL RIGHT?
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00:17:38,959 --> 00:17:40,999
NOW...I’M GONNA KISS YOU.
436
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OKAY?
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>> REALLY?
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>> I’M GONNA KISS YOU, THOUGH,
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LIKE I’M GOING DOWN ON YOU.
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>> OH...
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MMM...MMM.
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00:17:49,999 --> 00:17:52,999
OH...MMM...
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>>
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>> WELL, COMEON.
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>> JUST--JUST LET ME--
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00:18:01,334 --> 00:18:02,334
JUST LET ME PUT IT IN
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00:18:02,334 --> 00:18:03,542
AND WIGGLE IT AROUND
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A LITTLE BIT, OKAY?
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>> OKAY. I--UH--
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>> UNH! UNH!
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UNH! UNNHH!UNHH!
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OH...OH...OH...
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I CAN GO AGAIN.
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>> SAY "CHEESE."
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>> AND YOU WANT TO SEE HIM
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AGAIN BECAUSE?
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>> HE COULD BE THE FATHER.
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>> OKAY.
459
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>> WILL YOU COVER FOR ME?
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>> UH-HUH.
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>> THANKS.
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>> CRAZY.
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>> HI.
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>> HEY.
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>> UM, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GUY
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AROUND HERE?
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>> OH, YEAH.
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ISN’T THISSENORQUICKIE?
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>> YEP. I KNOW HIM.
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>> MR. MINUTE MAN.
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>> COMES IN HERE ALL THE TIME.
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>> MR. OOPS.
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MR. PREMATURE EJACULATOR.
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>> LOOK, IF YOU’RE GONNA
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SHOOT HIM, CAN WE WATCH?
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IN FACT, YOU CAN HAVE HIM.
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I’LL GIVE YOU HIS ADDRESS.
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>> HE KNOCK YOU UP TOO?
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I SWEAR, MY BROTHER COULD
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IMPREGNATE BY SIGHT.
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HE HAD THE STRONGEST
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LITTLE SWIMMERS.
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COME ON IN.
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HE DIED A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO.
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SUICIDE. DRUG OVERDOSE.
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NO ONE KNOWS FOR SURE.
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>> I’M--
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>> OH, DON’T BE SORRY.
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HE WAS A JACKAL.
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>> ARE THEY ALL...
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>> MM-HMM. HE WAS A REGULAR
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JOHNNY BASTARD SEED.
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>> HOW DO THEY ALL KNOW
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THAT HE’S...THE--
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>> YOU DON’T KNOW WHO
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THE FATHER IS, DO YOU?
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>>
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>> I KNOW WHO THE FATHER IS.
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>> MARISSA? YOUR PHONE.
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>> EXCUSE ME.
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>> Angela:OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
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I KNOW IT’S EXTREMELY
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DISRESPECTFUL...
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BUT I HAD TO KNOW.
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>> Gabriel: I DON’T KNOW
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WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.
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00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:02,834
IT WAS JUST A BEE-JAY.
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>> I HOPE I’M JUST NOT
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SOME FUCK-BUDDY TO YOU.
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>> NO, THAT’S--
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THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
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>> THEN WHY DON’T YOUSAY
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WHAT YOU MEAN?
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>> IT’S NOT A BIG DEAL.
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>> YOU KNOW, I REALLY LIKED YOU.
516
00:21:20,999 --> 00:21:21,792
BUT YOU’RE JUST SOME
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GAY CLICHE.
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>> NO, LOOK. I JUST--
519
00:21:43,792 --> 00:21:44,792
>> WHY IS THAT YOU DON’T KNOW
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WHAT YOU HAVE UNTIL HE YELLS
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AT YOU AND SWEARS HE NEVER
522
00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:48,999
WANTS TO SEE YOU AGAIN?
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00:21:48,999 --> 00:21:49,959
>> THERE’S A LOT OF FISH
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IN THE SEA.
525
00:21:50,959 --> 00:21:51,709
>> BUT HE’S THE ONLY ONE
526
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I WANT TO MOUNT NOW.
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>> YOU DO REALIZE YOU ALWAYS
528
00:21:54,209 --> 00:21:55,209
LIKED HIM BUT WERE TOO AFRAID
529
00:21:55,209 --> 00:21:57,209
TO ADMIT IT YOURSELF?
530
00:21:57,209 --> 00:21:58,250
>> WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY
531
00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,334
ANYTHING TO ME?
532
00:21:59,334 --> 00:22:01,375
>> IDID.
533
00:22:05,584 --> 00:22:06,709
I HAVE AN IDEA.
534
00:22:06,709 --> 00:22:08,918
LET’S GET OUT OF HERE.
535
00:22:26,999 --> 00:22:27,751
>> YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW
536
00:22:27,751 --> 00:22:29,542
WHO THE FATHER IS YET.
537
00:22:29,542 --> 00:22:30,501
>> IF I PLAN IT,
538
00:22:30,501 --> 00:22:32,083
THE GROOM WILL COME.
539
00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:35,667
>> YOU’RE COMPLETELY INSANE.
540
00:22:35,667 --> 00:22:38,999
HEY...
541
00:22:38,999 --> 00:22:42,292
CAN I PLAN MY WEDDING TOO?
542
00:22:42,292 --> 00:22:44,959
>> WHY NOT? LET’S DO IT.
543
00:22:44,959 --> 00:22:45,751
>> RIGHT?
544
00:22:45,751 --> 00:22:47,334
>> OKAY.
545
00:22:49,709 --> 00:22:50,999
>> HOW DO I LOOK?
546
00:22:50,999 --> 00:22:52,459
TELL ME THE TRUTH.
547
00:22:52,459 --> 00:22:53,667
>> YOU LOOK...
548
00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:55,000
BETTER THAN ME.
549
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,959
>> HA HA HA HA!
550
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,209
I KNOW.
551
00:22:59,209 --> 00:23:00,250
>> AND THE TIARA’S
552
00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:01,292
A NICE TOUCH.
553
00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:02,459
>> I KNOW, RIGHT?
554
00:23:02,459 --> 00:23:04,751
>> IT’S CUTE.
555
00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:05,334
>> Angela:DOES HE LOOK
556
00:23:05,334 --> 00:23:06,959
FAMILIAR?
557
00:23:08,542 --> 00:23:09,501
WHAT ABOUT HIM?
558
00:23:09,501 --> 00:23:11,000
HELLO, BABY.
559
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,999
NO?
560
00:23:12,999 --> 00:23:14,250
PLEASE TELL ME
561
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:16,918
IT’S NOT THIS GUY.
562
00:23:16,918 --> 00:23:18,999
NOT FAMILIAR?
563
00:23:21,876 --> 00:23:23,542
>> HONESTY IS THE KEY
564
00:23:23,542 --> 00:23:26,292
TO ALL RELATIONSHIPS.
565
00:23:26,292 --> 00:23:27,417
BUT IF YOU CAN FAKE IT,
566
00:23:27,417 --> 00:23:29,999
YOU’RE IN.
567
00:23:29,999 --> 00:23:32,292
NOBODY DIES A VIRGIN.
568
00:23:32,292 --> 00:23:34,999
LIFE SCREWS US ALL.
569
00:23:34,999 --> 00:23:36,167
>> SO, WHAT DO I DO
570
00:23:36,167 --> 00:23:38,250
ABOUT LAWRENCE?
571
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,000
>> MEN ARE LIKE ROSES--
572
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,334
WATCH OUT FOR THE PRICKS.
573
00:23:42,334 --> 00:23:43,125
>> WHERE ARE YOU GETTING
574
00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:44,459
THESE ONE
575
00:23:44,459 --> 00:23:45,999
THE INTERNET?
576
00:23:45,999 --> 00:23:47,876
>> HOW’D YOU KNOW?
577
00:23:47,876 --> 00:23:49,000
>> WHAT?! YOU FINALLY LEARNED
578
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,999
HOW TO USE THE INTERNET, DAD?
579
00:23:50,999 --> 00:23:53,999
>> BECKY TAUGHT ME.
580
00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:55,459
YOU’RE LIKE THE DOG CARRYING
581
00:23:55,459 --> 00:23:56,999
THE BONE OVER THE BRIDGE.
582
00:23:56,999 --> 00:23:59,042
AS HE WAS CROSSING THE BRIDGE,
583
00:23:59,042 --> 00:24:01,209
HE SAW THIS REFLECTION.
584
00:24:01,209 --> 00:24:02,584
HE THOUGHT IT WAS ANOTHER DOG
585
00:24:02,584 --> 00:24:04,542
WITH A BONE.
586
00:24:04,542 --> 00:24:06,083
SO HE REACHED FOR THE OTHER
587
00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:09,667
BONE. HE LOST BOTH BONES.
588
00:24:09,667 --> 00:24:11,626
YOU’RE THE DOG,
589
00:24:11,626 --> 00:24:14,000
LAWRENCE IS THE BONE.
590
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,667
>> OKAY, SO WHAT DO IDO?
591
00:24:16,667 --> 00:24:17,999
>> YOU JUMP IN AND FETCH
592
00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:19,083
THE BONE.
593
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:19,999
>> BUT WHAT IF THE BONE
594
00:24:19,999 --> 00:24:21,042
DOESN’T WANT TO BE FOUND?
595
00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:22,417
>> YOU KEEP LOOKING.
596
00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:25,083
A GOOD BONE IS HARD TO FIND.
597
00:24:25,083 --> 00:24:28,375
>> HA HA HA HA!
598
00:24:29,999 --> 00:24:30,999
YOU SHOULD PUT THAT
599
00:24:30,999 --> 00:24:33,459
ON A FORTUNE COOKIE!
600
00:24:37,334 --> 00:24:38,542
>> Angela: I WANT YOU
601
00:24:38,542 --> 00:24:40,918
TO KNOW I’VE CHANGED.
602
00:24:40,918 --> 00:24:41,999
I’M GONNA BE A DIFFERENT
603
00:24:41,999 --> 00:24:44,250
PERSON NOW, OKAY?
604
00:24:46,417 --> 00:24:48,417
>> YOU NEED SOME SERIOUS HELP.
605
00:24:48,417 --> 00:24:50,375
>> SHE CAN HEAR YOU.
606
00:24:53,751 --> 00:24:56,125
>> GO AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!
607
00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:59,417
>> WEIRDO.
608
00:24:59,417 --> 00:25:02,751
>> ALL RIGHT, WHO’S NEXT?
609
00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:04,083
>> MYSTERY MAN.
610
00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:05,417
>> HMM.
611
00:25:05,417 --> 00:25:06,209
>> YOU KNOW, THE ONE
612
00:25:06,209 --> 00:25:07,459
I KEEP HOOKING UP WITH.
613
00:25:07,459 --> 00:25:08,751
>> YES.
614
00:25:08,751 --> 00:25:10,876
>> MM-HMM. HOT.
615
00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:11,999
>> MM-HMM.
616
00:25:21,125 --> 00:25:23,375
>>
617
00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:25,999
>> OH.
618
00:25:25,999 --> 00:25:27,626
OKAY, HOT OR NOT?
619
00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:28,918
>> HOT.
620
00:25:28,918 --> 00:25:30,209
>> YEAH, DEFINITELY.
621
00:25:30,209 --> 00:25:31,125
BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY,
622
00:25:31,125 --> 00:25:32,542
GAY OR STRAIGHT?
623
00:25:32,542 --> 00:25:34,125
>> STRAIGHT.
624
00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:35,751
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW?
625
00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:36,918
>> MY STRAIGHT-DAR
626
00:25:36,918 --> 00:25:38,042
IS TINGLING.
627
00:25:38,042 --> 00:25:39,792
>> HMM.
628
00:25:48,999 --> 00:25:49,999
>> SEE? I TOLD YOU.
629
00:25:49,999 --> 00:25:51,250
>> AND THERE IT IS.
630
00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:52,501
ALL RIGHT, OFF YOU GO, GIRL.
631
00:25:52,501 --> 00:25:53,667
SHOOT FOR HAPPY DAYS TO MAKE
632
00:25:53,667 --> 00:25:54,709
FOR HAPPY NIGHTS.
633
00:25:55,501 --> 00:25:56,667
>> OH! OKAY.
634
00:25:56,667 --> 00:25:57,751
>> GOOD ONE.
635
00:26:03,999 --> 00:26:04,999
>> IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A GIRL
636
00:26:04,999 --> 00:26:08,334
AND HER DOG AT THE PARK.
637
00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:11,792
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE TO YOU?
638
00:26:11,792 --> 00:26:13,876
>> I SEE COURAGE.
639
00:26:13,876 --> 00:26:15,417
THOSE LINES ARE PAINTED WITH
640
00:26:15,417 --> 00:26:18,501
SUCH AGGRESSIVE INTENTION,
641
00:26:18,501 --> 00:26:19,918
IT MAKES ME THINK THE ARTIST
642
00:26:19,918 --> 00:26:20,999
DOESN’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK
643
00:26:20,999 --> 00:26:22,167
ABOUT HER.
644
00:26:22,167 --> 00:26:24,000
>> YOU’RE ON CRACK.
645
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,792
>> HONESTY. NICE.
646
00:26:26,792 --> 00:26:28,042
>> HONEST ANGELA.
647
00:26:28,042 --> 00:26:30,751
>> CRACKHEAD JEFFERSON.
648
00:26:30,751 --> 00:26:32,209
NICE TO MEET YOU.
649
00:26:32,209 --> 00:26:33,792
>> NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
650
00:26:35,501 --> 00:26:36,667
>> DO YOU WANT TO COME?
651
00:26:36,667 --> 00:26:39,375
>> NO. DO YOU?
652
00:26:39,375 --> 00:26:40,167
>> JUST PULL OUT
653
00:26:40,167 --> 00:26:41,999
BEFORE YOU COME.
654
00:26:41,999 --> 00:26:45,250
>>
655
00:26:55,999 --> 00:26:57,792
>>
656
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:01,999
>> SORRY.
657
00:27:01,999 --> 00:27:03,999
I NEED YOUR SIGNATURE HERE.
658
00:27:03,999 --> 00:27:06,834
>> YEAH. OKAY.
659
00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:07,959
>> HEY, DON’T FORGET, WE HAVE
660
00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:08,959
DINNER WITH THE KENGS
661
00:27:08,959 --> 00:27:10,209
AT SIX-THIRTY TONIGHT.
662
00:27:10,209 --> 00:27:11,918
>> OKAY, GREAT. THANKS.
663
00:27:11,918 --> 00:27:13,584
OKAY, SO...
664
00:27:13,584 --> 00:27:15,918
>> HEY, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?
665
00:27:15,918 --> 00:27:18,501
>> YEAH. WHAT’S UP?
666
00:27:18,501 --> 00:27:20,042
>> UM....
667
00:27:20,042 --> 00:27:21,375
>>
668
00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:22,459
>> I WAS THINKING--
669
00:27:22,459 --> 00:27:24,751
>> HOLD ON.
670
00:27:24,751 --> 00:27:26,334
HI.
671
00:27:26,334 --> 00:27:29,000
NO, OF COURSE I HAVE A SECOND.
672
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,792
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
673
00:27:31,792 --> 00:27:33,501
>> UNBELIEVABLE.
674
00:27:35,209 --> 00:27:37,334
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
675
00:27:37,334 --> 00:27:38,999
>> WELL, I’M HANGING OUT
676
00:27:38,999 --> 00:27:40,626
WITH YOU.
677
00:27:40,626 --> 00:27:43,459
OKAY, THEN. I’LL CALL YOU LATER.
678
00:27:43,459 --> 00:27:45,292
BYE.
679
00:27:45,292 --> 00:27:46,918
>> OKAY.
680
00:27:46,918 --> 00:27:48,626
THE MAYOR CANCELLED.
681
00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:51,125
HIS MOM HAD A HEART ATTACK.
682
00:27:52,999 --> 00:27:54,999
WHY ARE YOU SMILING?
683
00:27:57,876 --> 00:27:59,667
>> COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
684
00:28:28,292 --> 00:28:29,999
>> WE’RE CLOSED.
685
00:28:31,083 --> 00:28:33,083
I’M KIDDING.
686
00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:45,501
CHALAMUSHI.
687
00:28:45,501 --> 00:28:49,125
BECAUSE FLOWERS ARE SO CLICHE.
688
00:28:51,918 --> 00:28:53,667
I HAD THEM CLOSE FOR US TONIGHT.
689
00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:55,542
I KNOW THE OWNER.
690
00:28:55,542 --> 00:28:58,167
HE LET ME USE THE KITCHEN.
691
00:28:58,167 --> 00:29:00,876
AND I THOUGHT...
692
00:29:00,876 --> 00:29:01,999
THE REAL THING WOULD
693
00:29:01,999 --> 00:29:04,250
INSPIRE YOU.
694
00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:06,042
>> WHOAREYOU?
695
00:29:06,042 --> 00:29:08,000
WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO,
696
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,375
MR. LEE?
697
00:29:09,375 --> 00:29:10,209
>> HE’S RUNNING FOR
698
00:29:10,209 --> 00:29:11,459
CITY COUNCIL.
699
00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:12,959
>> THANKS.
700
00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:14,042
>> WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME
701
00:29:14,042 --> 00:29:15,751
YOU WERE A POLITICIAN?
702
00:29:15,751 --> 00:29:17,042
>> I LIKED THE FACT
703
00:29:17,042 --> 00:29:18,918
THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW.
704
00:29:18,918 --> 00:29:19,999
>> THANK YOU.
705
00:29:23,125 --> 00:29:24,125
YOU REALLY MADE ALL THIS
706
00:29:24,125 --> 00:29:25,209
FOR ME?
707
00:29:25,209 --> 00:29:26,876
>> IT WAS NOTHIN’.
708
00:29:26,876 --> 00:29:29,792
>> DON’T BE ASIAN.
709
00:29:29,792 --> 00:29:31,209
>> SO...
710
00:29:31,209 --> 00:29:32,959
HOW LONG YOU BEEN DRAWING?
711
00:29:32,959 --> 00:29:34,542
>> OH, MY LIFE IS BORING.
712
00:29:34,542 --> 00:29:36,792
LET’S TALK ABOUTYOU.
713
00:29:36,792 --> 00:29:38,250
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE
714
00:29:38,250 --> 00:29:39,999
A BIG
715
00:29:39,999 --> 00:29:41,167
>> WELL, I’M NOT A BIG-TIME
716
00:29:41,167 --> 00:29:42,375
POLITICIAN.
717
00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:43,792
>> I’D VOTE FOR YOU.
718
00:29:43,792 --> 00:29:44,999
>> REALLY? YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW
719
00:29:44,999 --> 00:29:46,626
WHAT I STAND FOR.
720
00:29:46,626 --> 00:29:49,709
>> OKAY, HITLER: BAD OR GOOD?
721
00:29:49,709 --> 00:29:50,999
>> BAD.
722
00:29:50,999 --> 00:29:51,751
>> SEE? I’D VOTE FOR YOU
723
00:29:51,751 --> 00:29:53,667
ALREADY.
724
00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:55,125
>> OKAY. FAMILY VALUES
725
00:29:55,125 --> 00:29:56,584
ARE IMPORTANT TO ME.
726
00:29:56,584 --> 00:29:57,751
I’M PRO-BUSINESS--
727
00:29:57,751 --> 00:29:58,501
>> OKAY, MAYBE I WOULDN’T
728
00:29:58,501 --> 00:29:59,709
VOTE FOR YOU AFTER ALL.
729
00:29:59,709 --> 00:30:01,000
BUT MY SISTER WOULD.
730
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,417
>> REALLY? WHAT’S SHE
731
00:30:02,417 --> 00:30:03,542
DOING RIGHT NOW?
732
00:30:03,542 --> 00:30:04,459
SHE SOUNDS LIKE
733
00:30:04,459 --> 00:30:06,667
THE BETTER SIBLING.
734
00:30:06,667 --> 00:30:07,999
I’M JUST KIDDING.
735
00:30:07,999 --> 00:30:10,083
>> HA HA. YOU’RE FUNNY.
736
00:30:10,083 --> 00:30:11,000
THAT’S A GOOD THING. I DIDN’T
737
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:11,999
THINK CONSERVATIVES HAD
738
00:30:11,999 --> 00:30:13,000
A SENSE OF HUMOR.
739
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,667
>> WOW.
740
00:30:14,667 --> 00:30:15,667
>> OKAY, WHERE DO YOU SEE
741
00:30:15,667 --> 00:30:18,250
YOURSELF IN FIVE YEARS?
742
00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:19,542
>> WHAT IS THIS,
743
00:30:19,542 --> 00:30:21,167
A JOB INTERVIEW?
744
00:30:21,167 --> 00:30:22,999
>> I’M JUST CURIOUS.
745
00:30:22,999 --> 00:30:24,375
>> I SEE MYSELF RUNNING FOR
746
00:30:24,375 --> 00:30:26,000
THE STATE SENATE,
747
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,042
AND I’D BE MARRIED,
748
00:30:27,042 --> 00:30:28,959
WITH TWO KIDS.
749
00:30:28,959 --> 00:30:30,292
AND WE’D HAVE A BIG HOUSE
750
00:30:30,292 --> 00:30:31,999
WITH A BIG YARD,
751
00:30:31,999 --> 00:30:35,417
A DOG AND AN S.U.V.
752
00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:37,292
WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHERE DO YOU
753
00:30:37,292 --> 00:30:39,792
SEE YOURSELF IN FIVE YEARS?
754
00:30:39,792 --> 00:30:42,417
>> I LIKE YOUR ANSWER.
755
00:30:49,834 --> 00:30:51,125
>> GARLIC ICE CREAM,
756
00:30:51,125 --> 00:30:52,999
CORN ICE CREAM,
757
00:30:52,999 --> 00:30:56,167
AND KIMCHI ICE CREAM.
758
00:30:56,167 --> 00:30:58,000
>> HOW ABOUT, UM, WE JUST
759
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,876
GO BACK TO MY PLACE?
760
00:31:52,999 --> 00:31:53,959
>> WHAT IF I DON’T TELL HIM
761
00:31:53,959 --> 00:31:55,167
I’M PREGNANT RIGHT AWAY?
762
00:31:55,167 --> 00:31:56,667
GET HIM TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME
763
00:31:56,667 --> 00:31:57,999
AND CONVINCE HIM HE’S THE
764
00:31:57,999 --> 00:31:59,626
BABY’S DAD.
765
00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:00,667
>> WHAT IF THE BABY DOESN’T
766
00:32:00,667 --> 00:32:01,999
LOOK ANYTHING LIKE HIM?
767
00:32:01,999 --> 00:32:03,083
>> YOU’RE MISSING THE POINT.
768
00:32:03,083 --> 00:32:05,999
HE LIKES ME, AND I LIKE HIM.
769
00:32:05,999 --> 00:32:07,834
>> Dad: HEY! IF YOU TWO
770
00:32:07,834 --> 00:32:09,334
SLOWPOKES KEEP TALKIN’,
771
00:32:09,334 --> 00:32:11,626
YOU’LL NEVER KEEP UP WITH US!
772
00:32:11,626 --> 00:32:13,999
>> HONEY, HE’S GONNA FIND OUT.
773
00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:15,542
>> YOU HAVE A BETTER PLAN?
774
00:32:15,542 --> 00:32:17,999
>> NO. AND WHAT DO I KNOW?
775
00:32:17,999 --> 00:32:19,918
LAWRENCE STILL HASN’T CALLED ME.
776
00:32:19,918 --> 00:32:23,209
>> YOU’RE PATHETIC.
777
00:32:23,209 --> 00:32:24,417
>> CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?
778
00:32:24,417 --> 00:32:25,999
YOU PROMISE YOU WON’T LAUGH?
779
00:32:25,999 --> 00:32:26,999
>> YOU KNOW I CAN’T
780
00:32:26,999 --> 00:32:28,792
PROMISE YOU THAT.
781
00:32:28,792 --> 00:32:31,999
>> I’M, UH...
782
00:32:31,999 --> 00:32:34,292
THINKING ABOUT RE-VIRGINIZING.
783
00:32:34,292 --> 00:32:36,000
AND I WANT YOU TO DO IT WITH ME.
784
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,709
I FOUND A GROUP THAT’LL
785
00:32:37,709 --> 00:32:40,292
HELP US START OVER.
786
00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:41,876
WE CAN WEAR WHITE TO
787
00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:43,999
OUR WEDDING.
788
00:32:43,999 --> 00:32:46,584
AND IT’LL MEAN SOMETHING.
789
00:32:47,501 --> 00:32:49,999
>> VIRGINS ARE HAPPIER,
790
00:32:49,999 --> 00:32:52,751
HEALTHIER, AND MORE INTELLIGENT
791
00:32:52,751 --> 00:32:54,083
THAN THOSE WHO ENGAGE IN
792
00:32:54,083 --> 00:32:56,999
PRE-MARITAL SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.
793
00:32:56,999 --> 00:32:59,209
BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE
794
00:32:59,209 --> 00:33:05,417
FORNICATORS WILL GO TO HELL...
795
00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:07,417
WHILE THE RIGHTEOUS VIRGINS
796
00:33:07,417 --> 00:33:10,375
LIVE ETERNALLY IN HEAVEN.
797
00:33:10,375 --> 00:33:12,083
>> THIS IS WEIRD.
798
00:33:12,083 --> 00:33:14,334
>> WHO WANTS TO GO TO HELL?
799
00:33:14,334 --> 00:33:15,999
>> All: HELL, NO!
800
00:33:15,999 --> 00:33:17,501
>> Both: UH, HELL, NO.
801
00:33:17,501 --> 00:33:18,501
>> PLEASE RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND
802
00:33:18,501 --> 00:33:20,167
AND REPEAT AFTER ME.
803
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,125
I SWEAR THAT I WILL NO LONGER
804
00:33:23,125 --> 00:33:24,459
ENGAGE...
805
00:33:24,459 --> 00:33:25,999
>> All: I SWEAR THAT
806
00:33:25,999 --> 00:33:28,167
I WILL NO LONGER ENGAGE..
807
00:33:28,167 --> 00:33:29,876
>> ...IN DEVIANT BODILY
808
00:33:29,876 --> 00:33:31,959
TEMPTATIONS OF ANY KIND...
809
00:33:31,959 --> 00:33:33,751
>> ...IN DEVIANT BODILY
810
00:33:33,751 --> 00:33:36,334
TEMPTATIONS OF ANY KIND...
811
00:33:36,334 --> 00:33:37,999
>> ...UNTIL I GET MARRIED.
812
00:33:37,999 --> 00:33:40,626
>> ...UNTIL I GET MARRIED.
813
00:33:40,626 --> 00:33:42,999
>> THAT MEANS EVEN
814
00:33:42,999 --> 00:33:46,667
SINFUL SELF-PLEASURE.
815
00:33:46,667 --> 00:33:47,709
NOW, IF EVERYONE CAN STAND
816
00:33:47,709 --> 00:33:49,834
IN LINE...
817
00:33:49,834 --> 00:33:51,584
>> THAT’S IT?
818
00:33:53,959 --> 00:33:55,250
>> OH!
819
00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:05,959
>> OKAY, SO, WE JUST HAVE TO GET
820
00:34:05,959 --> 00:34:07,584
CLEANSED AND SIGN THE VIRGINITY
821
00:34:07,584 --> 00:34:09,250
PLEDGE AND NOT ENGAGE IN ANY
822
00:34:09,250 --> 00:34:11,292
SEX, AND WE GET OUR PURITY BACK.
823
00:34:11,292 --> 00:34:12,417
>> THIS IS EASIER THAN
824
00:34:12,417 --> 00:34:14,375
GETTING A DRIVER’S LICENSE.
825
00:34:14,375 --> 00:34:16,250
>> REALLY?
826
00:34:20,999 --> 00:34:21,999
>> Becky: DO YOU THINK DAD
827
00:34:21,999 --> 00:34:23,792
IS LOSING HIS MIND?
828
00:34:23,792 --> 00:34:25,459
>> HE SEEMS HAPPY.
829
00:34:25,459 --> 00:34:26,542
>> HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
830
00:34:26,542 --> 00:34:27,999
HE’SMISERABLE!
831
00:34:27,999 --> 00:34:28,999
THAT IS EXACTLY WHY
832
00:34:28,999 --> 00:34:30,751
HE’S ACTING LIKE YOU.
833
00:34:30,751 --> 00:34:31,542
YOU KNOW, IT IS TIME THAT
834
00:34:31,542 --> 00:34:33,918
YOU BOTH LEARN TO SETTLE DOWN
835
00:34:33,918 --> 00:34:35,083
AND TAKE A DEEP BREATH,
836
00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:36,292
YOU KNOW?
837
00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:40,083
>> I’M ALREADY SEARCHING
838
00:34:40,083 --> 00:34:41,459
FOR THE FATHER, AND I REALLY
839
00:34:41,459 --> 00:34:42,999
LIKE ONE OF THEM.
840
00:34:42,999 --> 00:34:44,209
>> MARRY HIM!
841
00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:45,626
>> I’M WORKING ON IT.
842
00:34:45,626 --> 00:34:46,834
>> WHAT’S HIS NAME?
843
00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:48,209
>> JEFFERSON LEE.
844
00:34:48,209 --> 00:34:49,334
>> LIKE THE GUY RUNNING
845
00:34:49,334 --> 00:34:50,918
FOR CITY COUNCIL?
846
00:34:50,918 --> 00:34:53,834
I SEE HIS SIGNS EVERYWHERE.
847
00:34:59,876 --> 00:35:01,209
>> FLOUR...
848
00:35:01,209 --> 00:35:03,999
PUT YOUR HAND ON THE CORNER...
849
00:35:03,999 --> 00:35:06,459
OKAY. MOVE IT FORWARD...
850
00:35:34,876 --> 00:35:35,918
>> YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD
851
00:35:35,918 --> 00:35:37,999
SHOW YOUR ART.
852
00:35:37,999 --> 00:35:38,918
>> WHO WANTS TO LOOK
853
00:35:38,918 --> 00:35:41,083
AT CRAYON FOOD?
854
00:35:41,083 --> 00:35:43,584
>> TRUST YOURSELF.
855
00:35:46,918 --> 00:35:48,542
>> HE THOUGHT I COULD SELL THEM.
856
00:35:48,542 --> 00:35:49,751
>> IKNOW.WHAT DO YOU THINK
857
00:35:49,751 --> 00:35:50,417
I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS
858
00:35:50,417 --> 00:35:52,250
WHOLE TIME?
859
00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:54,042
>> YOU SHOULD GET RID OF
860
00:35:54,042 --> 00:35:54,999
THESE PLEDGES.
861
00:35:54,999 --> 00:35:56,334
IT’S KIND OF CREEPY.
862
00:35:56,334 --> 00:35:57,792
>> OH, THAT REMINDS ME.
863
00:35:57,792 --> 00:36:00,626
I GOT YOU A GIFT.
864
00:36:00,626 --> 00:36:02,876
LOOK, WE CAN BE TWINS.
865
00:36:02,876 --> 00:36:04,542
>> THANKS.
866
00:36:04,542 --> 00:36:06,918
>> SO UNGRATEFUL.
867
00:36:08,459 --> 00:36:09,918
>>
868
00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:11,834
>>
869
00:36:11,834 --> 00:36:14,167
>> THE WEDDING PLANNER!
870
00:36:14,167 --> 00:36:15,584
HERE YOU GO.
871
00:36:15,584 --> 00:36:16,876
>> Woman: THANK YOU.
872
00:36:16,876 --> 00:36:18,542
>> YOU’RE WELCOME.
873
00:36:18,542 --> 00:36:19,876
>> SO...
874
00:36:19,876 --> 00:36:21,584
WHEN DO YOU TWO PLAN ON
875
00:36:21,584 --> 00:36:23,167
GETTING MARRIED?
876
00:36:25,542 --> 00:36:27,167
>> UH, NO. HA HA!
877
00:36:27,167 --> 00:36:29,667
>> WHO’S THE LUCKY ONE, THEN?
878
00:36:29,667 --> 00:36:31,959
>> UH...
879
00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:33,542
>> YOU’RE BOTH GETTING MARRIED?
880
00:36:33,542 --> 00:36:34,667
>> YEAH.
881
00:36:34,667 --> 00:36:35,999
>> TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE?
882
00:36:35,999 --> 00:36:37,918
>> YEAH.
883
00:36:37,918 --> 00:36:40,042
>> BUT THEY DON’T KNOW IT YET.
884
00:36:40,042 --> 00:36:41,542
>> RIGHT.
885
00:36:41,542 --> 00:36:42,626
>> SEE, IF WE PLAN IT,
886
00:36:42,626 --> 00:36:43,959
THEY WILL COME.
887
00:36:43,959 --> 00:36:45,209
>> YEAH.
888
00:36:45,209 --> 00:36:46,459
>> SO, DO YOU THINK WE CAN
889
00:36:46,459 --> 00:36:49,501
GET A 2
890
00:36:49,501 --> 00:36:51,626
>> WELL, THE MEETING WENT WELL.
891
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:53,834
>>
892
00:36:55,999 --> 00:36:58,209
>> SHE LOOKED AT US LIKE
893
00:36:58,209 --> 00:36:59,751
WE WERE GONNA KILL HER AND PUT
894
00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:01,792
HER HEAD IN THE FREEZER.
895
00:37:01,792 --> 00:37:02,999
>> UNTIL WE GAVE HER
896
00:37:02,999 --> 00:37:04,501
THE CASH DEPOSIT.
897
00:37:04,501 --> 00:37:06,000
>> HA HA HA HA!
898
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,876
HA HA HA HA HA!
899
00:37:08,876 --> 00:37:10,584
>> YOU’RE DRUNK!
900
00:37:13,292 --> 00:37:14,999
>> OH...
901
00:37:14,999 --> 00:37:15,999
OH, MAYBE I SHOULD
902
00:37:15,999 --> 00:37:17,209
CALL LAWRENCE.
903
00:37:17,209 --> 00:37:18,999
>> UNH-UNH. DRUNK DIALING
904
00:37:18,999 --> 00:37:21,501
ISSOUNATTRACTIVE.
905
00:37:21,501 --> 00:37:23,000
NO.
906
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,667
COME ON. GO TO BED.
907
00:37:25,667 --> 00:37:27,334
UPSY-DAISY.
908
00:37:33,459 --> 00:37:35,959
>>THAT’SDISTURBING.
909
00:37:35,959 --> 00:37:36,999
DON’T TELL ME YOU’RE
910
00:37:36,999 --> 00:37:38,209
STALKING HIM NOW.
911
00:37:38,209 --> 00:37:39,999
>> EVERYBODY HAS A STALKER
912
00:37:39,999 --> 00:37:40,999
NOWADAYS.
913
00:37:40,999 --> 00:37:42,542
>> I DON’T HAVE A STALKER.
914
00:37:42,542 --> 00:37:43,709
>> THAT’S ’CAUSE YOUARE
915
00:37:43,709 --> 00:37:44,959
THE STALKER.
916
00:37:44,959 --> 00:37:46,459
>> I’M NOT STALKING HIM.
917
00:37:46,459 --> 00:37:48,042
>> OKAY.
918
00:37:49,751 --> 00:37:50,542
>> WHEN’S THE LAST TIME
919
00:37:50,542 --> 00:37:52,834
YOU WENT OUT?
920
00:37:52,834 --> 00:37:53,999
>> I JUST DON’T FEEL LIKE IT
921
00:37:53,999 --> 00:37:55,584
ANYMORE.
922
00:37:55,584 --> 00:37:56,918
>> YOU NEED TO GO OUT
923
00:37:56,918 --> 00:37:58,959
AND HAVE SOME FUN.
924
00:37:58,959 --> 00:38:00,584
>> FUN?
925
00:38:00,584 --> 00:38:02,000
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
926
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,417
HAVE ANY FUN?
927
00:38:06,334 --> 00:38:08,792
NO, NO, NO, DON’T, DON’T.
928
00:38:11,417 --> 00:38:13,918
>> WHAT IS IT ABOUT HIM?
929
00:38:16,709 --> 00:38:17,667
>> HE MAKES ME WANT TO BE
930
00:38:17,667 --> 00:38:19,626
A BETTER GUY.
931
00:38:21,501 --> 00:38:23,999
>>
932
00:38:30,999 --> 00:38:32,542
>> HEY.
933
00:38:32,542 --> 00:38:34,334
>> HI.
934
00:38:36,334 --> 00:38:37,918
>> GABRIEL’S A GOOD GUY.
935
00:38:37,918 --> 00:38:38,999
HE’S A LITTLE SLUTTY, BUT
936
00:38:38,999 --> 00:38:40,626
SLUTTY’S BETTER THAN INSANE,
937
00:38:40,626 --> 00:38:42,042
RIGHT?
938
00:38:42,042 --> 00:38:43,999
>> A DOLLAR FIVE.
939
00:38:43,999 --> 00:38:44,999
>> AT LEAST HE DOESN’T
940
00:38:44,999 --> 00:38:46,250
HEAR VOICES. I DATED
941
00:38:46,250 --> 00:38:47,292
A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO
942
00:38:47,292 --> 00:38:48,375
HEARD VOICES, ONE WHO
943
00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:50,083
EVEN HEARD GOD.
944
00:38:53,501 --> 00:38:55,459
>> IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU.
945
00:39:10,626 --> 00:39:12,918
>> LOOK, HE’S SORRY.
946
00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:15,250
ABSOLUTELY REPENTANT.
947
00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:17,209
>> SEVENTY-FIVE CENTS.
948
00:39:17,209 --> 00:39:18,334
>> FOR WHATEVER IT’S WORTH,
949
00:39:18,334 --> 00:39:19,375
I’VE NEVER SEEN HIM THIS
950
00:39:19,375 --> 00:39:21,375
PATHETIC BEFORE.
951
00:39:23,918 --> 00:39:25,417
>> NEXT.
952
00:39:26,999 --> 00:39:27,959
>> Lawrence: HI.
953
00:39:27,959 --> 00:39:29,417
>> Woman: A PACK OF CIGARETTES.
954
00:39:29,417 --> 00:39:31,542
>> FOUR NINETY.
955
00:39:32,459 --> 00:39:33,083
>> HE EVEN BECAME
956
00:39:33,083 --> 00:39:35,999
A BORN-AGAIN VIRGIN FOR YOU!
957
00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:38,250
>> THAT’S JUST...WEIRD.
958
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:39,375
>> PEOPLE DO THE WEIRDEST THINGS
959
00:39:39,375 --> 00:39:40,999
WHEN THEY’RE IN LOVE.
960
00:39:40,999 --> 00:39:42,834
I’VE KNOWN GABRIEL FOREVER.
961
00:39:42,834 --> 00:39:43,876
I’VE NEVER SEEN HIM
962
00:39:43,876 --> 00:39:46,501
LIKE THIS BEFORE.
963
00:39:46,501 --> 00:39:47,999
>> I’M GONNA DO IT!
964
00:39:47,999 --> 00:39:50,292
DON’T TRY AND STOP ME!
965
00:39:54,292 --> 00:39:55,999
HE HATES MY GUTS.
966
00:39:55,999 --> 00:39:56,999
>> MAYBE IF YOU JUST APOLOGIZE
967
00:39:56,999 --> 00:39:59,167
TO HIM HE’LL TAKE YOU BACK.
968
00:40:01,792 --> 00:40:02,999
>> REALLY?
969
00:40:02,999 --> 00:40:05,999
WHAT WOULD I SAY?
970
00:40:05,999 --> 00:40:07,292
>> HOW ABOUT THAT YOU’RE SORRY
971
00:40:07,292 --> 00:40:09,626
AND THAT YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE?
972
00:40:09,626 --> 00:40:10,999
>> YEAH, THAT’S GOOD.
973
00:40:10,999 --> 00:40:13,918
I NEED TO WRITE THAT DOWN.
974
00:40:13,918 --> 00:40:14,918
HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA
975
00:40:14,918 --> 00:40:16,042
GET MYSTERY MAN TO FALL IN LOVE
976
00:40:16,042 --> 00:40:16,999
WITH YOU AND CONVINCE HIM
977
00:40:16,999 --> 00:40:18,250
IT’S HIS KID.
978
00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:19,584
>> I WAS JOKING.
979
00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:20,751
>> UH, NO YOU WEREN’T.
980
00:40:20,751 --> 00:40:21,876
>> I NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE
981
00:40:21,876 --> 00:40:23,250
FATHER IS NO MATTER WHAT.
982
00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:24,250
>> OH, REALLY? ’CAUSE I HAVE
983
00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:25,999
AN IDEA. WHY DON’T WE JUST, UM,
984
00:40:25,999 --> 00:40:27,751
EENIE-MEENIE-MINEE-MO, CATCH
985
00:40:27,751 --> 00:40:29,375
A BABY DADDY BY THE TOE.
986
00:40:29,375 --> 00:40:30,709
HERE HE IS. HERE’S THE DADDY.
987
00:40:30,709 --> 00:40:32,792
CAN WE TALK ABOUT ME NOW?
988
00:40:40,792 --> 00:40:41,999
>>HUGE!
989
00:40:46,709 --> 00:40:47,834
>> SO MY SISTER TELLS ME
990
00:40:47,834 --> 00:40:49,918
YOU SELL BOXES.
991
00:40:49,918 --> 00:40:51,459
>> UH...
992
00:40:55,083 --> 00:40:56,999
UM...
993
00:40:56,999 --> 00:40:58,626
YEAH, I--
994
00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:00,876
I’M JUST--
995
00:41:00,876 --> 00:41:03,167
>> RELAX. I DON’T BITE.
996
00:41:03,167 --> 00:41:04,667
WELL, THERE WAS THAT ONE GUY.
997
00:41:04,667 --> 00:41:06,042
NEVER MIND.
998
00:41:06,042 --> 00:41:07,375
>>
999
00:41:08,959 --> 00:41:10,459
UM...
1000
00:41:10,459 --> 00:41:12,459
I’M JUST, UH...
1001
00:41:12,459 --> 00:41:14,667
I’M NOT USED TO DATING
1002
00:41:14,667 --> 00:41:17,292
BEAUTIFUL GIRLS LIKE YOU.
1003
00:41:17,292 --> 00:41:19,542
>> YOU’RE NICE.
1004
00:41:19,542 --> 00:41:21,751
>> YEAH, THAT’S WHAT GIRLS SAY
1005
00:41:21,751 --> 00:41:23,999
WHEN THEY DON’T LIKE SOMEONE.
1006
00:41:23,999 --> 00:41:25,999
WHICH IS FINE, I--
1007
00:41:25,999 --> 00:41:27,459
>> LET’S JUST BYPASS ALL THE
1008
00:41:27,459 --> 00:41:28,959
DRAMA THAT COMES WITH DATING,
1009
00:41:28,959 --> 00:41:31,999
OKAY
1010
00:41:36,709 --> 00:41:38,292
>> WELL, UM, SO LONG.
1011
00:41:38,292 --> 00:41:40,042
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.
1012
00:41:53,292 --> 00:41:54,626
UH, I THOUGHT WE WERE
1013
00:41:54,626 --> 00:41:56,042
JUST FRIENDS.
1014
00:41:56,042 --> 00:41:59,000
>> HAVEN’T YOU HEARD OF FWB?
1015
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,042
>> UH, NO.
1016
00:42:01,042 --> 00:42:03,626
>> FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS.
1017
00:42:06,876 --> 00:42:08,999
>>
1018
00:42:08,999 --> 00:42:11,042
>> OH, MY GOD! YOU’RE HUNG
1019
00:42:11,042 --> 00:42:13,542
LIKE A DINOSAUR!
1020
00:42:13,542 --> 00:42:15,209
>> YEAH.
1021
00:42:15,209 --> 00:42:17,375
>> WOW! WOW!
1022
00:42:17,375 --> 00:42:19,375
OHH! WOW!
1023
00:42:19,375 --> 00:42:21,999
>> OH, NO! OH, NO!
1024
00:42:21,999 --> 00:42:23,709
>> OH NO WHAT?
1025
00:42:23,709 --> 00:42:27,209
>> UH, I THINK THE CONDOM BROKE.
1026
00:42:31,125 --> 00:42:34,999
>> SO, I ASKED YOU TO COME TODAY
1027
00:42:34,999 --> 00:42:38,501
BECAUSE...I’M PREGNANT,
1028
00:42:38,501 --> 00:42:41,542
AND YOU MIGHT BE THE FATHER.
1029
00:42:45,542 --> 00:42:46,834
>> PREGNANT?
1030
00:42:48,417 --> 00:42:50,334
I’M GONNA BE A FATHER!
1031
00:42:50,334 --> 00:42:51,999
HA HA! I’M GONNA BE
1032
00:42:51,999 --> 00:42:53,999
A FATHER!
1033
00:42:53,999 --> 00:42:57,250
I’M GONNA BE A FATHER!
1034
00:42:57,250 --> 00:42:58,375
>> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
1035
00:42:58,375 --> 00:42:59,876
IT’S NOT FOR SURE THOUGH.
1036
00:42:59,876 --> 00:43:01,292
>> NO, IT’S FOR SURE.
1037
00:43:01,292 --> 00:43:02,042
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW
1038
00:43:02,042 --> 00:43:03,125
IT’S FOR SURE?
1039
00:43:03,125 --> 00:43:04,042
>> BECAUSE YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE
1040
00:43:04,042 --> 00:43:05,959
I’VE BEEN WITH.
1041
00:43:05,959 --> 00:43:07,542
HA HA HA!
1042
00:43:07,542 --> 00:43:08,834
I’M GONNA BE A FATHER!
1043
00:43:08,834 --> 00:43:10,000
I TOLD YOU THAT ALREADY. SORRY.
1044
00:43:12,999 --> 00:43:14,083
I LOVE YOU!
1045
00:43:14,083 --> 00:43:15,542
SORRY, I--I’M SORRY.
1046
00:43:15,542 --> 00:43:16,999
I DO, BUT I SHOULDN’T HAVE--
1047
00:43:16,999 --> 00:43:17,834
NO, I SHOULD HAVE.
1048
00:43:17,834 --> 00:43:18,709
I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU.
1049
00:43:18,709 --> 00:43:21,000
I DO. I LOVE YOU.
1050
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:21,918
>> ♪ TAKING A TRIP
1051
00:43:21,918 --> 00:43:23,375
♪ TO FORGET WHERE I LIVE
1052
00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:26,918
♪ OFF THE AVENUE
1053
00:43:26,918 --> 00:43:28,626
♪ AND I WANNA GO
1054
00:43:28,626 --> 00:43:30,250
♪ WHERE THE PEOPLE...
1055
00:43:51,999 --> 00:43:53,501
>> HEY.
1056
00:43:53,501 --> 00:43:54,167
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
1057
00:43:54,167 --> 00:43:54,999
IN SACRAMENTO.
1058
00:43:54,999 --> 00:43:55,959
>> AH, YOU KNOW,
1059
00:43:55,959 --> 00:43:56,709
I CAME BACK EARLY.
1060
00:43:56,709 --> 00:43:58,209
WANTED TO SEE YOU.
1061
00:43:58,209 --> 00:43:59,751
>> OH...
1062
00:44:01,667 --> 00:44:03,000
>> HEY. LET’S GET
1063
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,209
SOME ICE CREAM.
1064
00:44:04,209 --> 00:44:05,417
>> OH, MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU,
1065
00:44:05,417 --> 00:44:06,834
TWELVE
1066
00:44:06,834 --> 00:44:08,834
GET A ROOM! OHH!
1067
00:44:08,834 --> 00:44:10,292
OHH!
1068
00:44:14,999 --> 00:44:17,584
>> SMILE. STAND UP STRAIGHT.
1069
00:44:17,584 --> 00:44:19,125
>>
1070
00:44:22,167 --> 00:44:24,209
>> HI.
1071
00:44:24,209 --> 00:44:26,918
I, UH, I FEEL BADLY ABOUT
1072
00:44:26,918 --> 00:44:28,709
THE WAY IT ENDED.
1073
00:44:28,709 --> 00:44:31,209
>> THOSE ARE NICE FLOWERS.
1074
00:44:31,209 --> 00:44:33,250
>> THEY’RE FOR A NICE GUY.
1075
00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:35,459
TAKE THEM.
1076
00:44:37,167 --> 00:44:38,709
>> THAT’S SO ROMANTIC.
1077
00:44:38,709 --> 00:44:41,751
>> THEY’LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
1078
00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:47,999
>>
1079
00:44:47,999 --> 00:44:49,999
YOU KNOW, YOU’RE RIGHT.
1080
00:44:49,999 --> 00:44:54,167
I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.
1081
00:44:54,167 --> 00:44:56,626
>>
1082
00:44:56,626 --> 00:44:58,167
>> OH, UM...
1083
00:44:58,167 --> 00:45:00,334
I, UH,
1084
00:45:00,334 --> 00:45:02,000
I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE,
1085
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,417
AND I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT
1086
00:45:04,417 --> 00:45:06,876
I’M AN ASSHOLE...
1087
00:45:06,876 --> 00:45:08,584
AND, UH, I WON’T DROP
1088
00:45:08,584 --> 00:45:09,918
THE BONE AGAIN.
1089
00:45:09,918 --> 00:45:11,334
>> Thebone?What are you
1090
00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:12,334
talking about?
1091
00:45:12,334 --> 00:45:13,834
>> WHAT?!
1092
00:45:13,834 --> 00:45:15,292
>> IS ANGELA OUT THERE?
1093
00:45:15,292 --> 00:45:18,167
>> UM...FOR MORAL SUPPORT.
1094
00:45:18,167 --> 00:45:20,083
>> LOOK, CAN I COME IN?
1095
00:45:24,167 --> 00:45:25,709
NOD YOUR HEAD IF SOMEONE
1096
00:45:25,709 --> 00:45:27,584
ELSE IS IN THERE.
1097
00:45:29,542 --> 00:45:31,250
NOD AGAIN IF HE’S MORE
1098
00:45:31,250 --> 00:45:33,626
FABULOUS THAN ME.
1099
00:45:35,501 --> 00:45:36,876
NOD IF HE’SWAYMORE
1100
00:45:36,876 --> 00:45:38,167
FABULOUS THAN ME.
1101
00:45:38,167 --> 00:45:39,083
>> Angela: GABRIEL,
1102
00:45:39,083 --> 00:45:41,209
WE SHOULD GET GOING.
1103
00:45:41,209 --> 00:45:42,292
IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU
1104
00:45:42,292 --> 00:45:43,709
AGAIN, LAWRENCE.
1105
00:45:43,709 --> 00:45:45,459
THIS WAY. COME ON.
1106
00:45:48,709 --> 00:45:49,375
WHY AREN’T YOU WORKING ON
1107
00:45:49,375 --> 00:45:51,209
YOUR INVITATION LIST?
1108
00:45:54,999 --> 00:45:56,250
>> THERE’S NO POINT.
1109
00:45:56,250 --> 00:45:58,209
>> SUIT YOURSELF.
1110
00:45:58,209 --> 00:45:59,584
>> DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE
1111
00:45:59,584 --> 00:46:01,250
HE’S GONNA MARRY YOU?
1112
00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:02,792
>> I DO.
1113
00:46:02,792 --> 00:46:03,667
>> DOES HE KNOW ABOUT
1114
00:46:03,667 --> 00:46:05,042
YOUR CONDITION?
1115
00:46:05,042 --> 00:46:06,375
>> NOT YET.
1116
00:46:06,375 --> 00:46:07,292
>> I HOPE YOU’RE PLANNING ON
1117
00:46:07,292 --> 00:46:08,501
TELLING HIM SOON.
1118
00:46:08,501 --> 00:46:09,918
>> I AM.
1119
00:46:10,959 --> 00:46:11,999
IAM.
1120
00:46:11,999 --> 00:46:12,792
>> YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW
1121
00:46:12,792 --> 00:46:13,999
ANYTHING ABOUT THIS GUY.
1122
00:46:13,999 --> 00:46:14,999
>> I GOOGLED HIM AND
1123
00:46:14,999 --> 00:46:16,334
NOTHING TOO BAD CAME UP.
1124
00:46:16,334 --> 00:46:17,792
>> YOU KNOW HE’S A REPUBLICAN,
1125
00:46:17,792 --> 00:46:19,626
RIGHT?
1126
00:46:19,626 --> 00:46:20,959
>> NO ONE’S PERFECT.
1127
00:46:20,959 --> 00:46:22,459
>> THEY HATE GAY PEOPLE.
1128
00:46:22,459 --> 00:46:23,792
>> THERE ARE GAY REPUBLICANS,
1129
00:46:23,792 --> 00:46:24,999
TOO.
1130
00:46:24,999 --> 00:46:25,792
>> ALL RIGHT, WHAT’S HIS
1131
00:46:25,792 --> 00:46:26,918
FAVORITE COLOR, THEN?
1132
00:46:26,918 --> 00:46:28,292
>> I’VE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP
1133
00:46:28,292 --> 00:46:29,999
FOR YEARS AND NOT KNOWN THAT.
1134
00:46:29,999 --> 00:46:32,209
YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS.
1135
00:46:32,209 --> 00:46:33,000
>> I FOUND MY MAN. I KNOW WHAT
1136
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,042
HIS FAVORITE COLOR IS.
1137
00:46:34,042 --> 00:46:35,459
IT’S ORANGE.
1138
00:46:37,999 --> 00:46:38,999
>> DO YOU KNOW FRED’S
1139
00:46:38,999 --> 00:46:39,999
FAVORITE COLOR?
1140
00:46:39,999 --> 00:46:41,292
>> BLUE.
1141
00:46:45,709 --> 00:46:48,751
>> SHE’S...TINY.
1142
00:46:48,751 --> 00:46:50,999
>> IT’S A HE.
1143
00:46:50,999 --> 00:46:51,999
DO YOU HAVE A NAME
1144
00:46:51,999 --> 00:46:54,083
PICKED OUT ALREADY?
1145
00:46:54,083 --> 00:46:56,125
>> TINY.
1146
00:46:56,125 --> 00:46:58,834
>> SHE’S KIDDING.
1147
00:46:58,834 --> 00:47:00,375
YOU’RE KIDDING.
1148
00:47:12,209 --> 00:47:13,292
>> THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING
1149
00:47:13,292 --> 00:47:14,999
PREGNANT IS THAT IT’S AN EXCUSE
1150
00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:17,999
TO BUY A WHOLE NEW WARDROBE.
1151
00:47:17,999 --> 00:47:19,375
>> YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO THIS.
1152
00:47:19,375 --> 00:47:20,667
THIS IS ALREADY THE HAPPIEST
1153
00:47:20,667 --> 00:47:22,667
DAY OF MY LIFE.
1154
00:47:24,501 --> 00:47:25,626
>> LISTEN TO ME.
1155
00:47:25,626 --> 00:47:28,209
GET MARRIED TO CARLTON.
1156
00:47:28,209 --> 00:47:30,501
>> CARLTON?
1157
00:47:30,501 --> 00:47:31,417
>> ISN’T THAT WHY YOU
1158
00:47:31,417 --> 00:47:33,375
BROUGHT HIM ALONG?
1159
00:47:34,999 --> 00:47:37,999
>> NO!
1160
00:47:37,999 --> 00:47:39,834
HE’S MY NEWEST STALKER.
1161
00:47:41,999 --> 00:47:43,959
>> WELL, LOOK, IT DOESN’T MATTER
1162
00:47:43,959 --> 00:47:46,000
IF HE’S THE FATHER OR NOT.
1163
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,792
DESPERATE TIMES CALL
1164
00:47:48,792 --> 00:47:51,083
FOR DESPERATE MEASURES.
1165
00:47:57,459 --> 00:47:59,459
>> CAN I BORROW A QUARTER?
1166
00:48:04,459 --> 00:48:05,999
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1167
00:48:15,167 --> 00:48:16,959
>>
1168
00:48:16,959 --> 00:48:20,999
>>
1169
00:48:23,250 --> 00:48:24,667
>> MMM.
1170
00:48:27,417 --> 00:48:28,083
YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE
1171
00:48:28,083 --> 00:48:29,542
BEEN A CHEF.
1172
00:48:29,542 --> 00:48:31,918
>> HMM.
1173
00:48:31,918 --> 00:48:35,125
>> HOW’D YOU GET IN POLITICS?
1174
00:48:35,125 --> 00:48:37,083
>> AH, WELL, MY FATHER
1175
00:48:37,083 --> 00:48:38,999
WAS A POLITICIAN.
1176
00:48:38,999 --> 00:48:41,999
AND HIS FATHER BEFORE HIM.
1177
00:48:41,999 --> 00:48:44,042
AND HIS FATHER.
1178
00:48:44,042 --> 00:48:46,000
>> WAS IN POLITICS?
1179
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,709
DO YOU EVEN LIKE IT?
1180
00:48:51,709 --> 00:48:53,125
YOU SHOULD QUIT.
1181
00:48:53,125 --> 00:48:54,250
I COULD SEE YOU ON
1182
00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:56,375
IRON CHEF AMERICA.
1183
00:48:59,999 --> 00:49:03,292
>> IT’S NOT THAT EASY.
1184
00:49:07,042 --> 00:49:08,999
>> CAN I ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS?
1185
00:49:08,999 --> 00:49:09,999
>> ONLY IF IT’S NOT ABOUT
1186
00:49:09,999 --> 00:49:12,999
MY CHOICE OF CAREERS.
1187
00:49:12,999 --> 00:49:16,167
>> WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
1188
00:49:16,167 --> 00:49:17,999
>> GREEN.
1189
00:49:17,999 --> 00:49:20,167
>> MINE IS RED.
1190
00:49:20,167 --> 00:49:21,417
IF YOU GET TO AN INTERSECTION
1191
00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:22,292
AND YOU DON’T KNOW WHICH WAY
1192
00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:23,999
TO TURN, DO YOU GO LEFT
1193
00:49:23,999 --> 00:49:26,542
OR RIGHT?
1194
00:49:26,542 --> 00:49:28,209
>> LEFT. IS THAT
1195
00:49:28,209 --> 00:49:30,000
THE RIGHT ANSWER?
1196
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,167
>> I WOULD GO LEFT, TOO.
1197
00:49:32,167 --> 00:49:33,209
>> HOW MANY MORE QUESTIONS
1198
00:49:33,209 --> 00:49:34,999
DO YOU HAVE?
1199
00:49:37,501 --> 00:49:39,042
>> ONE MORE QUESTION.
1200
00:49:41,626 --> 00:49:42,250
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
1201
00:49:42,250 --> 00:49:44,125
I WAS PREGNANT?
1202
00:49:44,125 --> 00:49:45,209
WOULD YOU MAKE AN HONEST
1203
00:49:45,209 --> 00:49:47,918
WOMAN OUT OF ME?
1204
00:49:55,417 --> 00:49:58,042
I THOUGHT YOU’D BE HAPPY.
1205
00:49:58,042 --> 00:49:59,959
>>
1206
00:49:59,959 --> 00:50:01,999
I AM.
1207
00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:05,709
>> SO...
1208
00:50:05,709 --> 00:50:08,626
IS THAT A YES?
1209
00:50:16,042 --> 00:50:18,918
>> I’M ALREADY ENGAGED.
1210
00:50:24,792 --> 00:50:26,042
>> GO.
1211
00:50:27,083 --> 00:50:30,334
>> OKAY, LOOK, ANGELA...
1212
00:50:30,334 --> 00:50:32,334
>> GO!
1213
00:50:41,834 --> 00:50:44,999
>>
1214
00:50:54,417 --> 00:50:55,792
>> I CAN’T BELIEVE HE WOULDN’T
1215
00:50:55,792 --> 00:50:59,083
TELL ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
1216
00:50:59,083 --> 00:51:00,417
>> WEREN’T YOU KIND OF KEEPING
1217
00:51:00,417 --> 00:51:01,999
SOMETHING IMPORTANT FROM HIM,
1218
00:51:01,999 --> 00:51:03,667
TOO?
1219
00:51:03,667 --> 00:51:05,959
I’M JUST SAYIN’.
1220
00:51:09,501 --> 00:51:11,751
>> WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW?
1221
00:51:14,542 --> 00:51:16,876
>> FUCK IT.I’LLMARRY YOU.
1222
00:51:16,876 --> 00:51:18,834
WE CAN BE VIRGINALANDMARRIED.
1223
00:51:18,834 --> 00:51:19,999
THAT OUGHTA MAKE US ELIGIBLE
1224
00:51:19,999 --> 00:51:21,999
FOR SAINTHOOD.
1225
00:51:21,999 --> 00:51:23,083
>> WHAT ABOUT YOUR
1226
00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:24,667
COMMITMENT ISSUES?
1227
00:51:24,667 --> 00:51:25,501
>> WE BICKER ALL THE TIME
1228
00:51:25,501 --> 00:51:26,375
ANYWAY. WE’RE PRACTICALLY
1229
00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:28,918
MARRIED ALREADY.
1230
00:51:28,918 --> 00:51:31,042
>> THAT IS TRUE.
1231
00:51:32,667 --> 00:51:34,584
>> I’M KINDA CUTE.
1232
00:51:34,584 --> 00:51:36,542
>> YOU’REVERYCUTE.
1233
00:51:36,542 --> 00:51:39,459
IN FACT, YOU’RE VERY HOT.
1234
00:51:39,459 --> 00:51:40,999
>> IT’S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
1235
00:51:40,999 --> 00:51:42,459
>> PROMISE?
1236
00:51:42,459 --> 00:51:44,167
>> YEP. WE’LL FIGURE IT OUT.
1237
00:51:44,167 --> 00:51:46,167
>> OKAY.
1238
00:51:46,167 --> 00:51:48,042
>> I HEAR YOU GOT DUMPED.
1239
00:51:48,042 --> 00:51:49,999
>> NO MORE INTERNET ADVICE.
1240
00:51:49,999 --> 00:51:51,999
I’M NOT IN THE MOOD.
1241
00:51:51,999 --> 00:51:53,667
>> WELL, IT WOULDN’T HAVE
1242
00:51:53,667 --> 00:51:55,042
WORKED OUT ANYWAY.
1243
00:51:55,042 --> 00:51:55,999
>> WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED
1244
00:51:55,999 --> 00:51:57,083
TO MEAN?
1245
00:51:57,083 --> 00:51:58,042
>> I’M TIRED OF SEEING YOU GET
1246
00:51:58,042 --> 00:51:59,334
INTO THESE RELATIONSHIPS AND
1247
00:51:59,334 --> 00:52:00,999
WATCHING THEM ALL END
1248
00:52:00,999 --> 00:52:03,876
THE SAME WAY.
1249
00:52:03,876 --> 00:52:05,999
AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN HIM?
1250
00:52:05,999 --> 00:52:08,209
>> ALMOST FOUR MONTHS.
1251
00:52:08,209 --> 00:52:09,459
>> YOU CAN’T EXPECT TO
1252
00:52:09,459 --> 00:52:11,417
KNOW SOMEONE THAT SOON.
1253
00:52:11,417 --> 00:52:13,083
YOU’LL MEET SOMEONE ELSE.
1254
00:52:13,083 --> 00:52:15,459
>> EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.
1255
00:52:15,459 --> 00:52:16,584
>> YOU’RE YOUNG.
1256
00:52:16,584 --> 00:52:17,999
WHAT’S THE RUSH?
1257
00:52:17,999 --> 00:52:19,751
>> I’M READY TO SHARE MY LIFE
1258
00:52:19,751 --> 00:52:21,999
WITH SOMEBODY.
1259
00:52:21,999 --> 00:52:23,999
>> AND SOMEDAY YOU’LL MEET
1260
00:52:23,999 --> 00:52:25,417
SOMEONE WHO’LL MAKE YOU--
1261
00:52:25,417 --> 00:52:27,999
>> I CAN’T WAIT THAT LONG.
1262
00:52:27,999 --> 00:52:29,834
>> WHY?
1263
00:52:29,834 --> 00:52:32,834
>> BECAUSE I’M PREGNANT.
1264
00:52:32,834 --> 00:52:35,292
>> IS HE THE FATHER?
1265
00:52:42,083 --> 00:52:44,250
>> CAN YOU HELP ME?
1266
00:52:49,459 --> 00:52:50,667
>> LORD.
1267
00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:52,584
>>
1268
00:52:53,584 --> 00:52:55,000
YOU THINK I’M FAT, HUH?
1269
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,834
>> I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING.
1270
00:53:01,999 --> 00:53:03,042
>> GOD, WHO’S GONNA WANT TO
1271
00:53:03,042 --> 00:53:05,292
MARRY A WHALE?
1272
00:53:05,292 --> 00:53:06,999
>> IT’S GONNA BE OKAY.
1273
00:53:06,999 --> 00:53:08,999
>> GET AWAY FROM ME!
1274
00:53:08,999 --> 00:53:10,792
I’M SORRY.
1275
00:53:14,999 --> 00:53:17,999
SAY SOMETHING.
1276
00:53:17,999 --> 00:53:18,834
>> YOU LOOK LIKE
1277
00:53:18,834 --> 00:53:20,667
ONE OF THOSE CUTE WHALES...
1278
00:53:20,667 --> 00:53:22,999
FROM SEAWORLD.
1279
00:53:27,042 --> 00:53:29,000
>> LET ME GET A LOOK AT YOU.
1280
00:53:31,999 --> 00:53:33,999
OH, GOD.
1281
00:53:33,999 --> 00:53:37,125
>>
1282
00:53:37,125 --> 00:53:38,834
>> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
1283
00:53:38,834 --> 00:53:40,584
>> NICE-BUT-BORING GUY.
1284
00:53:40,584 --> 00:53:42,459
HE TURNED INTO STALKER GUY
1285
00:53:42,459 --> 00:53:43,542
EVER SINCE I TOLD HIM HE COULD
1286
00:53:43,542 --> 00:53:45,417
BE TINY’S DAD.
1287
00:53:45,417 --> 00:53:47,000
>> MM-MM-MM.
1288
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,375
BABY PAPA DRAMA.
1289
00:53:51,501 --> 00:53:52,375
>> DON’T CHANGE YET.
1290
00:53:52,375 --> 00:53:53,626
>> WHY?
1291
00:53:53,626 --> 00:53:55,999
>> TRUST ME.
1292
00:53:58,876 --> 00:53:59,999
HEY.
1293
00:54:02,083 --> 00:54:03,417
>> IS THAT FOR YOU?
1294
00:54:03,417 --> 00:54:04,375
>> DON’T ASK.
1295
00:54:04,375 --> 00:54:05,709
HEY.
1296
00:54:05,709 --> 00:54:07,999
>> YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
1297
00:54:08,999 --> 00:54:10,999
>>
1298
00:54:15,999 --> 00:54:17,792
>> I INVITED HIM.
1299
00:54:17,792 --> 00:54:18,751
THOUGHT HE SHOULD SEE YOU
1300
00:54:18,751 --> 00:54:19,501
BEFORE YOU’RE FORCED
1301
00:54:19,501 --> 00:54:21,167
TO MARRY ME.
1302
00:54:21,167 --> 00:54:22,876
>> THIS WAS A MISTAKE.
1303
00:54:22,876 --> 00:54:23,459
>> NO.
1304
00:54:23,459 --> 00:54:24,999
IF ABBA CAN GET BACK TOGETHER,
1305
00:54:24,999 --> 00:54:26,709
I’M SURE YOU TWO CAN WORK OUT
1306
00:54:26,709 --> 00:54:27,999
YOUR DIFFERENCES.
1307
00:54:27,999 --> 00:54:30,792
>> ABBA NEVER GOT BACK TOGETHER.
1308
00:54:30,792 --> 00:54:32,834
>> HEY.
1309
00:54:34,999 --> 00:54:37,834
LOOK, I MESSED UP...
1310
00:54:37,834 --> 00:54:39,999
AND I’M SORRY.
1311
00:54:41,334 --> 00:54:43,334
IT’S JUST...
1312
00:54:43,334 --> 00:54:44,999
I’M 30 YEARS OLD AND I’VE
1313
00:54:44,999 --> 00:54:47,250
NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE.
1314
00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:50,459
AND I GOT SCARED.
1315
00:54:52,167 --> 00:54:52,999
>> TELL ME SOMETHING
1316
00:54:52,999 --> 00:54:55,999
I DON’T KNOW.
1317
00:54:55,999 --> 00:54:57,000
>> YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE
1318
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,459
I WANT TO BE WITH...
1319
00:54:59,459 --> 00:55:00,459
AND I’M READY TO MAKE
1320
00:55:00,459 --> 00:55:02,334
A COMMITMENT TO YOU.
1321
00:55:08,209 --> 00:55:09,834
>> NO RING?
1322
00:55:09,834 --> 00:55:11,709
>>
1323
00:55:17,709 --> 00:55:19,042
>> WHAT IS THAT?
1324
00:55:19,042 --> 00:55:20,751
>> STEAK FAT SANDWICH WITH MAYO,
1325
00:55:20,751 --> 00:55:22,292
SIROCHI SAUCE, VELVEETA CHEESE
1326
00:55:22,292 --> 00:55:23,834
AND PICKLES. CAN’T GET ENOUGH
1327
00:55:23,834 --> 00:55:24,999
OF THESE.
1328
00:55:24,999 --> 00:55:27,000
>> THAT LOOKS GOOD.
1329
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,626
YEAH?
1330
00:55:32,334 --> 00:55:33,709
MMM!
1331
00:55:33,709 --> 00:55:35,667
MMM!
1332
00:55:35,667 --> 00:55:37,167
>> SO THIS IS THE LAST
1333
00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:38,417
CANDIDATE, HUH?
1334
00:55:38,417 --> 00:55:40,918
>> HMM. MR. HOTTIE.
1335
00:56:15,542 --> 00:56:17,375
>> CAN WE JUSTFUCK?
1336
00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:20,375
>>
1337
00:56:22,876 --> 00:56:24,167
>> OHH!
1338
00:56:26,167 --> 00:56:27,751
WHOO!
1339
00:56:33,834 --> 00:56:34,709
>> I CAN’T BELIEVE
1340
00:56:34,709 --> 00:56:36,709
YOU JUST FAKED THAT.
1341
00:56:36,709 --> 00:56:37,792
>>
1342
00:56:37,792 --> 00:56:39,292
I...
1343
00:56:39,292 --> 00:56:40,999
I CAME A LITTLE.
1344
00:56:40,999 --> 00:56:42,209
>> I’VE BEEN ON THE OTHER SIDE
1345
00:56:42,209 --> 00:56:44,999
OF THAT FACE BEFORE.
1346
00:56:44,999 --> 00:56:45,999
WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE YOU
1347
00:56:45,999 --> 00:56:49,083
FEEL MORE...SATISFIED?
1348
00:57:01,292 --> 00:57:02,626
>> FUCK ME IN THE ASS WITH THIS
1349
00:57:02,626 --> 00:57:05,000
WHILE I MASTURBATE?
1350
00:57:06,999 --> 00:57:09,000
AND NO, I-I’M NOT GAY.
1351
00:57:12,999 --> 00:57:14,542
>> OKAY.
1352
00:57:16,999 --> 00:57:17,584
>> DO YOU WANT US
1353
00:57:17,584 --> 00:57:19,501
TO GO WITH YOU?
1354
00:57:19,501 --> 00:57:21,999
>> NO. I GOT THIS.
1355
00:57:24,459 --> 00:57:25,834
>> BYE, MOMMY.
1356
00:57:25,834 --> 00:57:27,292
>> I’VE BEEN THINKING A LOT
1357
00:57:27,292 --> 00:57:29,667
ABOUT YOU SINCE THAT NIGHT.
1358
00:57:30,999 --> 00:57:32,042
BY THE WAY, WHAT--
1359
00:57:32,042 --> 00:57:33,125
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
1360
00:57:33,125 --> 00:57:35,375
YOU’RE FAT.
1361
00:57:36,459 --> 00:57:38,501
>> I’M PREGNANT, RETARD.
1362
00:57:39,792 --> 00:57:41,000
CONGRATULATIONS. YOU’RE ONE
1363
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,501
OF THE CONTENDERS.
1364
00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:43,792
I’M GONNA NEED A SAMPLE
1365
00:57:43,792 --> 00:57:45,584
FROM YOU.
1366
00:57:46,542 --> 00:57:47,417
>> FUCK ME WITH YOUR FINGERS
1367
00:57:47,417 --> 00:57:49,999
WHILE I JIZZ INTO IT?
1368
00:57:57,999 --> 00:57:59,709
>> ♪ I WANNA FIGHT IN THE NIGHT
1369
00:57:59,709 --> 00:58:01,000
♪ FIGHT, RUN A RED LIGHT
1370
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,626
♪ DRINK CYANIDE
1371
00:58:02,626 --> 00:58:04,083
♪ GET FUCKED TONIGHT
1372
00:58:04,083 --> 00:58:05,209
♪ I WANNA GET HIGH
1373
00:58:05,209 --> 00:58:07,250
♪ GET A WHITE LINE, DRINK WINE
1374
00:58:07,250 --> 00:58:07,999
♪ SMOKE, NICE TIME
1375
00:58:07,999 --> 00:58:10,000
♪ I WANNA GET WASTED
1376
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,459
♪ I’LL DO WHAT I WANT
1377
00:58:12,459 --> 00:58:15,125
♪ I’LL DO IT BETTER
1378
00:58:15,125 --> 00:58:16,999
♪ THAN YOU DO...
1379
00:58:16,999 --> 00:58:18,999
>>
1380
00:58:28,999 --> 00:58:30,334
>> YOU KNOW I’LL TAKE CARE
1381
00:58:30,334 --> 00:58:32,375
OF THE BABY.
1382
00:58:37,334 --> 00:58:37,999
>> I WISH THINGS WERE
1383
00:58:37,999 --> 00:58:39,792
DIFFERENT, TOO.
1384
00:58:39,792 --> 00:58:41,542
IT’S OKAY. I WOULDN’T HAVE
1385
00:58:41,542 --> 00:58:43,584
CHOSEN ME EITHER.
1386
00:58:45,501 --> 00:58:46,125
LET’S JUST PRETEND
1387
00:58:46,125 --> 00:58:47,792
WE NEVER MET.
1388
00:58:47,792 --> 00:58:48,999
OKAY?
1389
00:58:52,751 --> 00:58:53,417
>> THAT’S THE SADDEST THING
1390
00:58:53,417 --> 00:58:55,000
I’VE EVER HEARD.
1391
00:58:55,999 --> 00:58:57,459
>> EXCUSE ME.
1392
00:59:01,417 --> 00:59:02,667
>> Nikki: AND I HAVE A TOWN
1393
00:59:02,667 --> 00:59:04,042
MEETING ON FRIDAY, BUT I THINK
1394
00:59:04,042 --> 00:59:05,834
IT WOULD BE ADVANTAGEOUS TO MEET
1395
00:59:05,834 --> 00:59:06,999
WITH THE BUSINESS OWNERS FIRST,
1396
00:59:06,999 --> 00:59:08,375
GET THEIR POINTS OF INTEREST,
1397
00:59:08,375 --> 00:59:10,709
AND THEN MEET WITH THE MAYOR.
1398
00:59:10,709 --> 00:59:14,042
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1399
00:59:17,667 --> 00:59:19,709
>> I CAN’T MARRY YOU.
1400
00:59:21,334 --> 00:59:23,999
I’M IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.
1401
00:59:28,292 --> 00:59:30,751
>> I AM SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT.
1402
00:59:30,751 --> 00:59:32,250
YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE
1403
00:59:32,250 --> 00:59:35,250
A BROTHER TO ME, AND SO SEX
1404
00:59:35,250 --> 00:59:37,626
IS A LITTLE ICKY, BUT...
1405
00:59:37,626 --> 00:59:41,167
WHO’S GONNA TELL OUR PARENTS?
1406
00:59:41,167 --> 00:59:43,918
>> I’LL TELL ’EM.
1407
00:59:44,999 --> 00:59:47,375
>> I STILL HAVEN’T GIVEN UP YET.
1408
00:59:49,459 --> 00:59:50,167
>> ARE YOU TALKING TO
1409
00:59:50,167 --> 00:59:51,999
YOUR STOMACH AGAIN?
1410
00:59:51,999 --> 00:59:55,250
SO, UM...
1411
00:59:55,250 --> 00:59:56,584
WHAT IF NONE OF THEM
1412
00:59:56,584 --> 00:59:58,584
ARE THE FATHER?
1413
00:59:58,584 --> 01:00:00,999
>> ONE OF THEM HAS TO BE.
1414
01:00:10,042 --> 01:00:10,999
>> I MEANT TO GIVE YOU THAT
1415
01:00:10,999 --> 01:00:12,999
EARLIER.
1416
01:00:22,459 --> 01:00:24,250
>>ACCORDING TO HIM, ANYWAY.
1417
01:00:26,209 --> 01:00:27,999
>>
1418
01:00:27,999 --> 01:00:29,542
>> : HERE’S TO THE
1419
01:00:29,542 --> 01:00:30,999
BEST FUCKIN’ PEOPLE I EVER
1420
01:00:30,999 --> 01:00:33,000
MET IN MY LIFE!
1421
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,042
>> Woman: I LOVE YOU,
1422
01:00:34,042 --> 01:00:36,999
YOU ARE MYBESTFRIEND.
1423
01:00:36,999 --> 01:00:39,501
>>
1424
01:00:39,501 --> 01:00:40,959
>> WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
1425
01:00:40,959 --> 01:00:42,292
YOU’RE LOOKING AT MY
1426
01:00:42,292 --> 01:00:44,999
BEST FRIEND EVER. I LOVE YOU.
1427
01:00:44,999 --> 01:00:47,751
>> I...REMEMBER THAT.
1428
01:00:47,751 --> 01:00:49,459
>> REALLY?
1429
01:00:49,459 --> 01:00:50,751
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT
1430
01:00:50,751 --> 01:00:52,999
HAPPENED NEXT?
1431
01:00:55,167 --> 01:00:57,626
>>
1432
01:01:01,209 --> 01:01:02,542
>> OH...
1433
01:01:04,626 --> 01:01:06,209
>>
1434
01:01:06,209 --> 01:01:07,167
>> GOD, I THOUGHT
1435
01:01:07,167 --> 01:01:09,083
IT WAS A DREAM.
1436
01:01:10,292 --> 01:01:11,999
HOW WAS I?
1437
01:01:11,999 --> 01:01:15,334
>> HA HA HA HA!
1438
01:01:15,334 --> 01:01:16,999
UH...
1439
01:01:16,999 --> 01:01:18,751
LET’S JUST SAY I’M NOT
1440
01:01:18,751 --> 01:01:20,167
GONNA SWITCH TEAMS
1441
01:01:20,167 --> 01:01:22,667
ANYTIME SOON.
1442
01:01:32,459 --> 01:01:34,918
>> BLOOD WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE.
1443
01:01:39,417 --> 01:01:41,999
>> HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA TAKE?
1444
01:01:41,999 --> 01:01:43,209
>> WELL, I DON’T ADVISE YOU
1445
01:01:43,209 --> 01:01:44,999
HAVING A PATERNITY TEST UNTIL
1446
01:01:44,999 --> 01:01:46,999
AFTER THE BABY IS BORN.
1447
01:01:46,999 --> 01:01:48,876
THERE’S AN INCREASED RISK OF
1448
01:01:48,876 --> 01:01:50,792
MISCARRIAGE.
1449
01:01:50,792 --> 01:01:52,125
>> DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO GO
1450
01:01:52,125 --> 01:01:53,918
THROUGH TO GET THESE?
1451
01:01:53,918 --> 01:01:55,834
>> IT’S SAFER FOR THE BABY
1452
01:01:55,834 --> 01:01:56,918
THIS WAY.
1453
01:01:56,918 --> 01:01:57,709
>> CAN’T YOU JUST GIVE ME
1454
01:01:57,709 --> 01:01:59,999
A HINT
1455
01:02:13,999 --> 01:02:15,751
>> I’M SO SORRY.
1456
01:02:17,501 --> 01:02:18,209
I WISH I HAD TOLD YOU
1457
01:02:18,209 --> 01:02:20,709
EVERYTHING.
1458
01:02:20,709 --> 01:02:23,375
I BROKE UP WITH MY FIANCEE.
1459
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,083
ANGELA...
1460
01:02:28,083 --> 01:02:29,292
WOULDYOUDO ME THE HONOR
1461
01:02:29,292 --> 01:02:31,918
OF MARRYING ME?
1462
01:02:31,918 --> 01:02:33,125
>> NO!!!
1463
01:02:33,125 --> 01:02:35,125
MARRYME!
1464
01:02:35,125 --> 01:02:37,999
ANGELA, MARRY ME!
1465
01:02:40,709 --> 01:02:42,542
>>
1466
01:02:42,542 --> 01:02:43,918
>> YOUR EX?
1467
01:02:43,918 --> 01:02:45,999
>> SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
1468
01:02:53,167 --> 01:02:54,918
>> ANGELA!
1469
01:02:54,918 --> 01:02:56,542
I WANT TO DO THE RIGHT THING!
1470
01:02:56,542 --> 01:02:58,250
WILL YOU MARRY--
1471
01:03:05,125 --> 01:03:07,334
>> OH, MY GOD.
1472
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:09,999
DID YOU REALLY BREAK UP
1473
01:03:09,999 --> 01:03:11,709
WITH HER?
1474
01:03:26,417 --> 01:03:28,334
>> I HOPE THAT’S A YES.
1475
01:03:28,334 --> 01:03:30,999
>> THAT’S ADEFINITEYES.
1476
01:03:30,999 --> 01:03:32,959
THIS IS THE RING MY FATHER
1477
01:03:32,959 --> 01:03:34,542
GAVE MY MOTHER.
1478
01:03:34,542 --> 01:03:38,083
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
1479
01:03:38,083 --> 01:03:40,876
>> NO. NO, YOU SAY NO,
1480
01:03:40,876 --> 01:03:42,501
ANGELA, YOU SAY NO--
1481
01:03:42,501 --> 01:03:44,292
"NO, I WILLNOTMARRY YOU.
1482
01:03:44,292 --> 01:03:47,918
I WILLNOT."YOU SAY NO, OKAY?
1483
01:03:47,918 --> 01:03:50,876
I...I LOVE YOU.
1484
01:03:53,709 --> 01:03:56,250
>> BUT FIRST...WHO’S NIKKI?
1485
01:03:57,292 --> 01:03:58,999
>>
1486
01:03:58,999 --> 01:04:01,584
NIKKI IS...
1487
01:04:01,584 --> 01:04:02,501
SHE’S PRACTICALLY
1488
01:04:02,501 --> 01:04:04,292
A SISTER TO ME.
1489
01:04:04,292 --> 01:04:05,999
WE’VE BOTH ALWAYS KNOWN
1490
01:04:05,999 --> 01:04:08,000
IT WASN’T RIGHT.
1491
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:08,999
OUR PARENTS PRACTICALLY
1492
01:04:08,999 --> 01:04:11,792
SET THE WHOLE THING UP.
1493
01:04:13,334 --> 01:04:16,334
I’VE NEVER LOVED HER.
1494
01:04:16,334 --> 01:04:19,167
I LOVEYOU.
1495
01:04:19,167 --> 01:04:21,834
>> THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
1496
01:04:24,999 --> 01:04:26,999
WAIT.
1497
01:04:32,125 --> 01:04:34,751
I HAVE YOUR RING, TOO.
1498
01:04:34,751 --> 01:04:36,417
GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
1499
01:04:37,667 --> 01:04:38,542
I HAVEN’T HAD A CHANCE
1500
01:04:38,542 --> 01:04:39,918
TO RE-SIZE IT YET.
1501
01:04:39,918 --> 01:04:42,751
IT’LL FIT ON YOUR PINKIE.
1502
01:04:46,667 --> 01:04:48,459
SPIT IT OUT.
1503
01:04:49,999 --> 01:04:50,709
>> MY PARENTS ARE
1504
01:04:50,709 --> 01:04:52,417
REALLYTRADITIONAL.
1505
01:04:52,417 --> 01:04:53,834
THEY’D WANT US TO GET MARRIED
1506
01:04:53,834 --> 01:04:55,667
BEFORE WE HAD THE BABY.
1507
01:04:55,667 --> 01:04:57,459
>> NO PROBLEM. GABRIEL AND I
1508
01:04:57,459 --> 01:04:58,792
ALREADY PLANNED THE WHOLE
1509
01:04:58,792 --> 01:04:59,751
THING OUT.
1510
01:04:59,751 --> 01:05:01,584
HOW ABOUT NEXT WEEK?
1511
01:05:01,584 --> 01:05:02,999
>> YEAH, RIGHT.
1512
01:05:02,999 --> 01:05:05,083
>> I’M SERIOUS.
1513
01:05:05,083 --> 01:05:06,459
>> REALLY?
1514
01:05:06,459 --> 01:05:08,999
>> UH-HUH.
1515
01:05:08,999 --> 01:05:10,042
>> OKAY.
1516
01:05:10,042 --> 01:05:11,999
>> OKAY.
1517
01:05:14,292 --> 01:05:15,792
>> AAAAH!
1518
01:05:15,792 --> 01:05:18,250
OH! I ALWAYS KNEW
1519
01:05:18,250 --> 01:05:19,999
YOU COULD DO IT!
1520
01:05:19,999 --> 01:05:21,501
I’M GONNA GO TELL FRED
1521
01:05:21,501 --> 01:05:23,334
THE GOOD NEWS.
1522
01:05:26,999 --> 01:05:28,834
>> ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HIM?
1523
01:05:28,834 --> 01:05:29,999
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1524
01:05:29,999 --> 01:05:31,792
>> YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
1525
01:05:31,792 --> 01:05:33,876
YOU’RE GETTING YOURSELF INTO.
1526
01:05:33,876 --> 01:05:35,250
>> EVERYTHING’S JUST STARTING TO
1527
01:05:35,250 --> 01:05:36,375
COME TOGETHER THE WAY IT’S
1528
01:05:36,375 --> 01:05:38,167
SUPPOSED TO.
1529
01:05:38,167 --> 01:05:40,375
>> LOOK, ALL RELATIONSHIPS
1530
01:05:40,375 --> 01:05:43,999
ARE MARATHONS, NOT A SPRINT.
1531
01:05:43,999 --> 01:05:45,709
>> I’M A SPRINTER.
1532
01:05:45,709 --> 01:05:47,083
>> ALL I’M ASKING IS THAT
1533
01:05:47,083 --> 01:05:48,792
YOU SLOW IT DOWN--
1534
01:05:48,792 --> 01:05:50,501
FOR ONCE.
1535
01:05:59,959 --> 01:06:01,167
>> MMM.
1536
01:06:02,751 --> 01:06:05,959
HELLO, TINY.
1537
01:06:05,959 --> 01:06:07,000
HELLO, MOMMY
1538
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,417
AND FUTURE WIFE.
1539
01:06:08,417 --> 01:06:09,999
MMM.
1540
01:06:11,999 --> 01:06:12,918
I TOLD MY PARENTS
1541
01:06:12,918 --> 01:06:14,834
THE GOOD NEWS.
1542
01:06:14,834 --> 01:06:16,000
THEY INVITED YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
1543
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,999
OVER FOR BRUNCH.
1544
01:06:57,375 --> 01:06:58,876
>> JEFFERSON.
1545
01:06:58,876 --> 01:07:00,751
WHY DON’T YOU SHOW OUR GUESTS
1546
01:07:00,751 --> 01:07:03,709
AROUND THE HOUSE, HUH?
1547
01:07:04,999 --> 01:07:06,501
>> JEFFERSON.
1548
01:07:07,918 --> 01:07:09,751
>> ANGELA, DO YOU MIND
1549
01:07:09,751 --> 01:07:12,334
KEEPING US COMPANY?
1550
01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:24,375
>> PLEASE WATCH YOUR STEP.
1551
01:07:25,292 --> 01:07:26,999
SO, UH, WELCOME TO
1552
01:07:26,999 --> 01:07:29,999
OUR HUMBLE ABODE.
1553
01:07:29,999 --> 01:07:31,375
>> JEFFERSON--
1554
01:07:32,834 --> 01:07:35,292
>> LOOK, A JACUZZI!
1555
01:07:38,292 --> 01:07:39,083
>> YOU THINK WE’RE MAKING
1556
01:07:39,083 --> 01:07:40,999
A MISTAKE, I KNOW.
1557
01:07:40,999 --> 01:07:43,918
MY PARENTS THINK THE SAME THING.
1558
01:07:43,918 --> 01:07:45,042
>> IT REALLY DOESN’T MATTER
1559
01:07:45,042 --> 01:07:47,709
WHATITHINK.
1560
01:07:47,709 --> 01:07:49,250
YOU KNOW, I WAS ALMOST YOUR AGE
1561
01:07:49,250 --> 01:07:51,375
WHEN I MARRIED ANGELA’S MOTHER.
1562
01:07:51,375 --> 01:07:52,709
I ALWAYS WISHED THAT SOMEBODY
1563
01:07:52,709 --> 01:07:54,999
HAD SAT ME DOWN AND TALKED TO ME
1564
01:07:54,999 --> 01:07:57,999
ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES.
1565
01:07:59,542 --> 01:08:01,959
>> MR. YANG, WITH ALL DUE
1566
01:08:01,959 --> 01:08:04,209
RESPECT, ANGELA AND I ALREADY
1567
01:08:04,209 --> 01:08:05,334
KNOW ABOUT THE BIRDS
1568
01:08:05,334 --> 01:08:06,751
AND THE BEES.
1569
01:08:06,751 --> 01:08:08,417
>> OKAY...
1570
01:08:08,417 --> 01:08:11,709
LET’S JUST TALK BEES, THEN.
1571
01:08:11,709 --> 01:08:13,667
ONE BEE.
1572
01:08:13,667 --> 01:08:15,375
A BEE IS DEVOTED TO A SINGLE
1573
01:08:15,375 --> 01:08:18,375
QUEEN ITS WHOLE LIFE.
1574
01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:20,083
ITS VERY EXISTENCE DEPENDS ON
1575
01:08:20,083 --> 01:08:23,375
KEEPING HER ALIVE.
1576
01:08:23,375 --> 01:08:24,709
>> I DON’T PLAN ON POLLINATING
1577
01:08:24,709 --> 01:08:27,000
ANY OTHER FLOWERS, SIR.
1578
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:27,999
>> WHAT I’M REALLY TRYING
1579
01:08:27,999 --> 01:08:29,999
TO SAY IS...
1580
01:08:29,999 --> 01:08:31,999
I WANT YOU...
1581
01:08:31,999 --> 01:08:34,501
TO LOVE MY DAUGHTER.
1582
01:08:36,292 --> 01:08:37,751
>> SIR, I LOVE ANGELA IN
1583
01:08:37,751 --> 01:08:40,999
MORE WAYS THAN SHE KNOWS.
1584
01:08:42,209 --> 01:08:44,292
>> THEN WELCOME TO THE HIVE!
1585
01:08:44,292 --> 01:08:46,999
>> THANK YOU.
1586
01:08:46,999 --> 01:08:49,375
>> JEFFERSON NEVER WANTED TO BE
1587
01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:51,918
A POLICEMAN OR FIREMAN LIKE
1588
01:08:51,918 --> 01:08:54,000
THE OTHER BOYS.
1589
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,000
HE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A MAYOR--
1590
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,834
LIKE HIS GRANDFATHER
1591
01:08:58,834 --> 01:09:00,999
BACK IN TAIWAN.
1592
01:09:00,999 --> 01:09:02,000
>> AND WHEN HE FOUND OUT THAT
1593
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,999
THE PRESIDENT IS HIGHER THAN
1594
01:09:03,999 --> 01:09:05,542
THE MAYOR, HE WANTED TO BE
1595
01:09:05,542 --> 01:09:06,667
PRESIDENT!
1596
01:09:06,667 --> 01:09:09,667
HA HA HA HA!
1597
01:09:09,667 --> 01:09:10,250
>> I THINK HE’D MAKE
1598
01:09:10,250 --> 01:09:11,999
A GREAT CHEF.
1599
01:09:14,876 --> 01:09:16,501
>> HA HA HA HA!
1600
01:09:16,501 --> 01:09:19,667
JEFFERSON CAN’T COOK! NO!
1601
01:09:19,667 --> 01:09:21,999
>>
1602
01:09:21,999 --> 01:09:23,334
>> OH. OH--OH, DEAR.
1603
01:09:23,334 --> 01:09:25,501
OH, NO, NO, DEAR, DEAR.
1604
01:09:25,501 --> 01:09:26,999
ANGELA, SHE DOESN’T MEAN
1605
01:09:26,999 --> 01:09:28,542
ANYTHING BY THIS.
1606
01:09:28,542 --> 01:09:29,999
IT’S JUST THAT THIS ALL CAME
1607
01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:31,667
AS A SHOCK TO US.
1608
01:09:31,667 --> 01:09:35,125
I THINK WE WILL ALL FEEL BETTER
1609
01:09:35,125 --> 01:09:38,000
IF YOU TOOK A PATERNITY TEST.
1610
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:39,959
THAT WAY THERE’D BE NO QUESTION
1611
01:09:39,959 --> 01:09:42,125
AS TO WHO THE FATHER IS.
1612
01:09:42,125 --> 01:09:43,999
YES DEAR, YES DEAR.
1613
01:09:43,999 --> 01:09:45,999
>> KLEENEX.
1614
01:09:45,999 --> 01:09:48,584
>> IT’S ALL RIGHT. IT’S OKAY.
1615
01:09:49,999 --> 01:09:52,292
>>
1616
01:09:55,334 --> 01:09:56,083
>> THIS IS GONNA BE
1617
01:09:56,083 --> 01:09:57,584
YOUR FATHER, TINY.
1618
01:09:57,584 --> 01:09:58,501
TRY YOUR BEST TO LOOK
1619
01:09:58,501 --> 01:10:00,417
LIKE HIM, OKAY?
1620
01:10:03,459 --> 01:10:05,167
>> HEY.
1621
01:10:06,542 --> 01:10:07,167
>> I CAN’T GO THROUGH
1622
01:10:07,167 --> 01:10:08,417
WITH THIS.
1623
01:10:08,417 --> 01:10:09,334
>> OH, I KNOW, I KNOW.
1624
01:10:09,334 --> 01:10:12,209
I’M NERVOUS TOO.
1625
01:10:12,209 --> 01:10:13,918
I CAN’T BELIEVE WE FOUND PEOPLE
1626
01:10:13,918 --> 01:10:15,999
WHO WOULD ACTUALLY MARRY US.
1627
01:10:15,999 --> 01:10:18,999
CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING ELSE?
1628
01:10:18,999 --> 01:10:20,751
>> IT’S YOUR BACHELOR PARTY.
1629
01:10:20,751 --> 01:10:23,125
GO. HAVE SOME FUN.
1630
01:10:23,125 --> 01:10:25,125
>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT, I’LL CHECK
1631
01:10:25,125 --> 01:10:26,709
ON YOU IN A BIT.
1632
01:10:26,709 --> 01:10:28,459
EEE!
1633
01:10:28,459 --> 01:10:29,999
OH--OH!
1634
01:10:29,999 --> 01:10:31,292
OH!
1635
01:10:31,292 --> 01:10:33,584
BIG!
1636
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:42,999
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK IT’LL BE
1637
01:10:42,999 --> 01:10:45,000
LIKE WHEN YOU TWO GROW OLD?
1638
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:48,542
WILL YOU STILL BE IN LOVE?
1639
01:10:48,542 --> 01:10:51,000
WILL YOU HAVE SEX?
1640
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:53,542
WILL YOU BICKER?
1641
01:10:54,459 --> 01:10:56,125
>> WE’LL BE WRINKLED.
1642
01:10:56,125 --> 01:10:59,334
THAT’S ALL I’M SURE OF.
1643
01:10:59,334 --> 01:11:01,999
>> AND THAT DOESN’T BOTHER YOU?
1644
01:11:01,999 --> 01:11:02,999
>> I’M PRETTY SURE WE’LL BE
1645
01:11:02,999 --> 01:11:05,000
WRINKLEDTOGETHER.
1646
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:08,250
KNOWING THAT, IT’S ENOUGH.
1647
01:11:08,250 --> 01:11:10,959
AND HOPEFULLY BY THEN GABRIEL’S
1648
01:11:10,959 --> 01:11:13,542
TOO SENILE TO FIGHT AND HAS HIS
1649
01:11:13,542 --> 01:11:15,999
HANDS ON A LOT OF VIAGRA.
1650
01:11:15,999 --> 01:11:19,250
>>
1651
01:11:19,250 --> 01:11:21,792
>> YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?
1652
01:11:23,083 --> 01:11:24,083
>> I’LL BE BACK.
1653
01:11:24,083 --> 01:11:25,167
>> OKAY.
1654
01:11:28,709 --> 01:11:30,292
I FEEL AWFUL.
1655
01:11:30,292 --> 01:11:31,667
>> OH, WELL,
1656
01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:33,999
YOU LOOKBEAUTIFUL.
1657
01:11:33,999 --> 01:11:36,250
>> THANK YOU.
1658
01:11:36,250 --> 01:11:37,999
>> YOU KNOW, YOUR MOTHER AND I
1659
01:11:37,999 --> 01:11:39,459
LIVED OUR ENTIRE LIVES AS
1660
01:11:39,459 --> 01:11:41,292
STRANGERS, ONLY BECAUSE WE
1661
01:11:41,292 --> 01:11:43,167
COULDN’T TRUST EACH OTHER
1662
01:11:43,167 --> 01:11:45,999
ENOUGH TO TELL THE TRUTH.
1663
01:11:45,999 --> 01:11:46,999
>> BUT YOU BOTH SEEMED
1664
01:11:46,999 --> 01:11:48,000
SO HAPPY.
1665
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,834
>> WELL, SHE WAS...
1666
01:11:49,834 --> 01:11:51,000
SHE WAS GOOD AT PRETENDING
1667
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:53,459
THAT EVERYTHING WAS OKAY.
1668
01:11:53,459 --> 01:11:55,417
BUT SHE WAS BITTER AND ANGRY
1669
01:11:55,417 --> 01:11:57,626
WHEN...WHEN SHE REALIZED
1670
01:11:57,626 --> 01:12:01,999
THAT HER FANTASY WAS NOT REAL.
1671
01:12:01,999 --> 01:12:03,501
YOUR SISTER IS ABOUT TEN YEARS
1672
01:12:03,501 --> 01:12:06,667
AWAY FROM THAT REALIZATION.
1673
01:12:06,667 --> 01:12:08,250
PLEASE...
1674
01:12:08,250 --> 01:12:09,375
DON’T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES
1675
01:12:09,375 --> 01:12:11,999
WE DID.
1676
01:12:11,999 --> 01:12:13,876
BE HONEST.
1677
01:12:13,876 --> 01:12:15,999
YOU OWE IT TO JEFFERSON,
1678
01:12:15,999 --> 01:12:18,876
AND YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF.
1679
01:12:20,334 --> 01:12:21,501
>> ANGELA?
1680
01:12:21,501 --> 01:12:23,459
IT’S TIME.
1681
01:13:06,167 --> 01:13:09,459
>> WHERE ARE YOU PARENTS?
1682
01:13:09,459 --> 01:13:11,918
>> THEY COULDN’T MAKE IT.
1683
01:13:13,250 --> 01:13:14,584
>> Man: NOW, IF THE GROOMS WILL
1684
01:13:14,584 --> 01:13:17,209
PLEASE BEGIN THEIR VOWS.
1685
01:13:17,209 --> 01:13:17,999
>> I WANT TO MARRY YOU
1686
01:13:17,999 --> 01:13:20,792
BECAUSE...
1687
01:13:20,792 --> 01:13:22,709
I WANT TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
1688
01:13:22,709 --> 01:13:26,626
AND SEE YOUR FACE NEXT TO MINE.
1689
01:13:26,626 --> 01:13:28,125
BECAUSE...
1690
01:13:28,125 --> 01:13:30,083
I KNEW YOU WERE THE ONE BEFORE
1691
01:13:30,083 --> 01:13:32,959
I EVEN MET YOU.
1692
01:13:32,959 --> 01:13:33,918
BECAUSE I WANT TO GROW OLD
1693
01:13:33,918 --> 01:13:35,792
WITH YOU...
1694
01:13:35,792 --> 01:13:39,751
AND SIT ON A PORCH SWING...
1695
01:13:39,751 --> 01:13:42,209
AND LAUGH ABOUT HOW FOOLISH
1696
01:13:42,209 --> 01:13:44,626
I SOUND RIGHT NOW.
1697
01:13:44,626 --> 01:13:45,999
>> WELL, WHAT IF WHEN WE GROW
1698
01:13:45,999 --> 01:13:49,292
OLD WE DON’T TO SHARE A PORCH
1699
01:13:49,292 --> 01:13:51,999
SWING AND LAUGH?
1700
01:13:51,999 --> 01:13:54,999
>> I DON’T KNOW.
1701
01:13:54,999 --> 01:13:57,250
>> MAYBE, THEN, WE CAN CRY
1702
01:13:57,250 --> 01:13:59,626
INSTEAD OF LAUGH...
1703
01:13:59,626 --> 01:14:01,083
ABOUT HOW IT WASN’T EXACTLY
1704
01:14:01,083 --> 01:14:03,999
HOW WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.
1705
01:14:03,999 --> 01:14:05,918
AND MAYBE AFTER ALL THOSE TEARS
1706
01:14:05,918 --> 01:14:07,792
IT WILLBETHE WAY WE WANTED
1707
01:14:07,792 --> 01:14:09,459
IT TO BE.
1708
01:14:09,459 --> 01:14:11,999
>> MAYBE.
1709
01:14:11,999 --> 01:14:13,125
>> ALL I’M ASKING FOR IS
1710
01:14:13,125 --> 01:14:15,834
COMPLETE AND TOTAL HONESTY,
1711
01:14:15,834 --> 01:14:18,334
NO MATTER WHAT.
1712
01:14:20,959 --> 01:14:23,501
YOU PROMISE?
1713
01:14:23,501 --> 01:14:25,417
>> I DO.
1714
01:14:26,999 --> 01:14:29,125
>>
1715
01:14:36,876 --> 01:14:38,209
>> WOW.
1716
01:14:42,876 --> 01:14:46,042
I, UH...
1717
01:14:46,042 --> 01:14:47,792
I...
1718
01:14:48,876 --> 01:14:50,626
I’M NOT FOLLOWIN’ THAT!
1719
01:14:50,626 --> 01:14:51,999
>>
1720
01:14:51,999 --> 01:14:52,999
>> UM...
1721
01:14:52,999 --> 01:14:56,167
I PROMISE EVERYTHINGTHEYSAID.
1722
01:14:58,292 --> 01:14:59,334
>> YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME.
1723
01:14:59,334 --> 01:15:01,334
HOW CAN YOU PROMISE THAT?
1724
01:15:01,334 --> 01:15:02,999
>> UH...
1725
01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:05,459
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1726
01:15:05,459 --> 01:15:07,626
>> THERE’S A ONE-IN-FIVE CHANCE
1727
01:15:07,626 --> 01:15:09,334
YOU COULD BE THE FATHER.
1728
01:15:09,334 --> 01:15:10,999
I WON’T KNOW UNTIL AFTER
1729
01:15:10,999 --> 01:15:14,083
TINY’S BORN.
1730
01:15:16,792 --> 01:15:19,667
>> I’M NOT THE FATHER?
1731
01:15:19,667 --> 01:15:21,250
>> I DON’T KNOW RIGHT NOW.
1732
01:15:21,250 --> 01:15:23,083
AND I WOULDN’T BLAME YOU IF YOU
1733
01:15:23,083 --> 01:15:25,334
TURNED AROUND AND WALKED AWAY.
1734
01:15:28,999 --> 01:15:31,167
I’M A SLUT.
1735
01:15:33,792 --> 01:15:34,459
HOW’S THAT FIT INTO
1736
01:15:34,459 --> 01:15:36,999
YOUR PERFECT LIFE?
1737
01:15:49,834 --> 01:15:51,667
>> ANGELA!
1738
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:54,834
ANGELA!
1739
01:15:58,584 --> 01:16:00,334
SO MAYBE YOU’RE NOT PERFECT.
1740
01:16:00,334 --> 01:16:02,334
I KNOWI’MNOT.
1741
01:16:02,334 --> 01:16:04,083
ALL I’VE EVER REALLY BEEN GOOD
1742
01:16:04,083 --> 01:16:05,334
AT IN MY LIFE IS FOLLOWING
1743
01:16:05,334 --> 01:16:07,209
ORDERS.
1744
01:16:07,209 --> 01:16:09,667
I’VE JUST ALWAYS BEEN SCARED--
1745
01:16:09,667 --> 01:16:13,125
SCARED OF DISAPPOINTING PEOPLE.
1746
01:16:15,292 --> 01:16:16,834
I CHOKED UNDER THE PRESSURE,
1747
01:16:16,834 --> 01:16:19,083
AND...THE ONLY REASON I EVEN
1748
01:16:19,083 --> 01:16:20,542
GOT INTO LAW SCHOOL WAS BECAUSE
1749
01:16:20,542 --> 01:16:22,876
MY DAD HAD TO BUY ME IN.
1750
01:16:22,876 --> 01:16:24,167
DON’T YOU SEE?
1751
01:16:24,167 --> 01:16:27,542
WE’RE BOTH PERFECTLY IMPERFECT.
1752
01:16:34,626 --> 01:16:37,334
>> BUT I STILL CAN’T MARRY YOU.
1753
01:16:37,334 --> 01:16:38,626
I THOUGHT I WANTED WHAT
1754
01:16:38,626 --> 01:16:40,417
YOU CAN OFFER ME--
1755
01:16:40,417 --> 01:16:41,459
THE PERFECT FAMILY WITH
1756
01:16:41,459 --> 01:16:44,542
THE PERFECT LIFE.
1757
01:16:45,626 --> 01:16:48,083
BUT I DON’T WANT THAT ANYMORE.
1758
01:16:51,375 --> 01:16:52,999
I’M SORRY.
1759
01:16:52,999 --> 01:16:55,999
I NEED SOME TIME BY MYSELF.
1760
01:17:22,292 --> 01:17:23,959
>> Lawrence: THOSE ARE VALUABLE.
1761
01:17:30,042 --> 01:17:31,042
FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH, I THINK
1762
01:17:31,042 --> 01:17:33,876
YOU’RE DOING THE RIGHT THING.
1763
01:17:37,083 --> 01:17:39,999
>> SO, UM, DOES THIS MEAN YOU’RE
1764
01:17:39,999 --> 01:17:41,292
NOT LOOKING FOR THE SPERM DONOR
1765
01:17:41,292 --> 01:17:43,584
ANYMORE?
1766
01:17:45,417 --> 01:17:47,417
>> WE’LL BE OKAY.
1767
01:17:47,417 --> 01:17:49,792
BUT I WANTED TO ASK YOU TWO
1768
01:17:49,792 --> 01:17:52,999
IF YOU WOULD BE HIS FATHERS.
1769
01:17:57,542 --> 01:17:58,751
>> CAN I NAME HIM?
1770
01:17:58,751 --> 01:17:59,584
>> NO.
1771
01:17:59,584 --> 01:18:00,584
NO.
1772
01:18:00,584 --> 01:18:01,999
>>
1773
01:18:01,999 --> 01:18:04,083
>> Sister:ANGELA! ANGELA!
1774
01:18:04,083 --> 01:18:05,375
>> OH, GOD.
1775
01:18:05,375 --> 01:18:06,999
>>ANGELA, I CAN HEAR YOU!
1776
01:18:06,999 --> 01:18:08,999
OPEN THIS DOOR!
1777
01:18:10,709 --> 01:18:12,125
ARE YOU
1778
01:18:12,125 --> 01:18:14,542
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
1779
01:18:14,542 --> 01:18:17,999
>> THIS IS MY LIFE, NOT YOURS.
1780
01:18:21,209 --> 01:18:22,250
I’LL DO WHAT I NEED TO
1781
01:18:22,250 --> 01:18:24,918
TO TAKE CARE OF TINY.
1782
01:18:24,918 --> 01:18:25,959
AND AS FAR AS LIVING YOUR
1783
01:18:25,959 --> 01:18:29,292
LIFE...YOU CAN HAVE IT.
1784
01:18:30,959 --> 01:18:32,626
IT’S NOT ME.
1785
01:18:48,999 --> 01:18:51,584
>>♪ I LIKE BOYS FROM AFRICA
1786
01:18:51,584 --> 01:18:54,959
♪ SOUTH AMERICA AND ASIA
1787
01:18:54,959 --> 01:18:56,334
♪ I LIKE BOYS FROM...
1788
01:18:56,334 --> 01:18:59,042
>> SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1789
01:18:59,042 --> 01:19:01,083
>> THESE ARE REALLY GOOD.
1790
01:19:01,083 --> 01:19:01,999
WHY DIDN’T YOU SHOW ME
1791
01:19:01,999 --> 01:19:03,501
THESE EARLIER?
1792
01:19:03,501 --> 01:19:05,292
>> OH, GOOD. I WAS STARTING TO
1793
01:19:05,292 --> 01:19:06,375
WONDER IF WE WERE GONNA BE ABLE
1794
01:19:06,375 --> 01:19:08,709
TO AFFORD TO RAISE THIS KID.
1795
01:19:08,709 --> 01:19:10,667
SO SERIOUSLY, HOW MUCH?
1796
01:19:10,667 --> 01:19:11,834
>> LET’S SEE WHAT THE BUYERS
1797
01:19:11,834 --> 01:19:12,501
THINK.
1798
01:19:12,501 --> 01:19:13,999
>> OKAY. ’CAUSE WE JUST
1799
01:19:13,999 --> 01:19:15,417
WANT HIM TO EAT.
1800
01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:17,876
>>
1801
01:19:20,292 --> 01:19:22,125
>> SHUT UP! YOU’RE DISINVITED
1802
01:19:22,125 --> 01:19:23,999
FROM THE BIRTH.
1803
01:19:24,999 --> 01:19:27,125
>> FINE. YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.
1804
01:19:28,751 --> 01:19:29,792
>> GO WAIT IN THE CAR.
1805
01:19:29,792 --> 01:19:31,584
>>
1806
01:19:32,999 --> 01:19:34,876
>> GUYS...
1807
01:19:34,876 --> 01:19:35,999
I THINK I’M HAVING A BABY.
1808
01:19:35,999 --> 01:19:36,792
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
1809
01:19:36,792 --> 01:19:37,751
WE KNOW, WE KNOW.
1810
01:19:37,751 --> 01:19:38,999
>> NO, RIGHT NOW.
1811
01:19:38,999 --> 01:19:40,042
>> HMM?
1812
01:19:40,042 --> 01:19:41,125
>> YEAH.
1813
01:19:41,125 --> 01:19:42,250
>> OKAY, WE WANT TO CALL
1814
01:19:42,250 --> 01:19:43,417
DR. RICHARDS.
1815
01:19:43,417 --> 01:19:46,459
WE WANT TO CALL YOUR DAD.
1816
01:19:46,459 --> 01:19:48,125
>> WE’RE GOING! WE’RE GONNA GO
1817
01:19:48,125 --> 01:19:49,876
RIGHT NOW!
1818
01:19:52,959 --> 01:19:54,292
>> SHE’S GONNA HAVE A BABY!
1819
01:19:54,292 --> 01:19:57,375
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD--
1820
01:19:57,375 --> 01:19:58,417
>> Angela:I THOUGHT I’D SPARE
1821
01:19:58,417 --> 01:19:59,999
YOU THE ICKY DETAILS.
1822
01:19:59,999 --> 01:20:02,999
AFTER FOURTEEN HOURS OF LABOR,
1823
01:20:02,999 --> 01:20:05,876
AND AN ETERNITY OF PUSHING...
1824
01:20:05,876 --> 01:20:08,250
YOU WERE BORN.
1825
01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:10,292
BEFORE THAT POINT, I’VE NEVER
1826
01:20:10,292 --> 01:20:11,626
BEEN SURE OF ANYTHING
1827
01:20:11,626 --> 01:20:13,999
IN MY LIFE.
1828
01:20:13,999 --> 01:20:16,999
NOW I’M SURE OF ONE THING...
1829
01:20:16,999 --> 01:20:20,834
NO MATTER WHO THE FATHER IS...
1830
01:20:20,834 --> 01:20:22,999
YOU’RE ALL MINE.
1831
01:20:31,250 --> 01:20:32,959
IT’S NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU
1832
01:20:32,959 --> 01:20:34,999
FACE-TO-FACE.
1833
01:20:34,999 --> 01:20:36,834
I LOVE YOU.
1834
01:20:36,834 --> 01:20:37,999
>> HERE ARE THE RESULTS
1835
01:20:37,999 --> 01:20:40,999
OF THE PATERNITY TEST.
1836
01:20:43,667 --> 01:20:45,667
>> I KNEW IT.
1837
01:20:52,999 --> 01:20:54,751
>> HI.
1838
01:20:57,876 --> 01:20:59,834
HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME.
1839
01:20:59,834 --> 01:21:01,459
>> HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE YOU.
1840
01:21:01,459 --> 01:21:02,751
>> NO?
1841
01:21:02,751 --> 01:21:04,999
>> NO.
1842
01:21:04,999 --> 01:21:07,751
>> COME...MEET YOUR NEW NEPHEW
1843
01:21:07,751 --> 01:21:10,626
TUPAC.
1844
01:21:10,626 --> 01:21:12,417
I’M JUST MESSING WITH YOU.
1845
01:21:12,417 --> 01:21:14,167
>> OH. RIGHT.
1846
01:21:14,167 --> 01:21:15,918
>> HI, LITTLE MOTHER.
1847
01:21:15,918 --> 01:21:17,250
>>
1848
01:21:17,250 --> 01:21:19,417
>> HELLO, GRANDSON.
1849
01:21:19,417 --> 01:21:21,999
>>
1850
01:21:21,999 --> 01:21:23,999
>> Gabriel:SO, UM...
1851
01:21:23,999 --> 01:21:25,459
DID YOU EVER FIND OUT
1852
01:21:25,459 --> 01:21:27,083
WHO THE FATHER WAS?
1853
01:21:27,083 --> 01:21:28,667
>> YEP.
1854
01:21:30,167 --> 01:21:33,000
>> IS IT ME?
1855
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:35,626
>> NO.
1856
01:21:35,626 --> 01:21:38,999
>> SO WHO IS IT?
1857
01:21:38,999 --> 01:21:41,334
>> IT DOESN’T MATTER ANYMORE.
1858
01:21:41,334 --> 01:21:43,125
>> HOW’D YOU FIGURE IT OUT?
1859
01:21:43,125 --> 01:21:44,709
>>
1860
01:21:44,709 --> 01:21:47,042
>> YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW.
1861
01:21:48,999 --> 01:21:50,334
I’M SORRY, CARLTON.
1862
01:21:50,334 --> 01:21:52,999
HE’S NOT YOURS.
1863
01:21:58,417 --> 01:22:01,999
>> ♪...
1864
01:22:15,709 --> 01:22:16,584
>> HE SEEMED LIKE
1865
01:22:16,584 --> 01:22:18,000
SUCH A NICE GUY.
1866
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:18,999
>> OH, HE’LL BE FINE.
1867
01:22:18,999 --> 01:22:20,501
HE’S GOT AHUGE--
1868
01:22:20,501 --> 01:22:21,999
>> GABRIEL.
1869
01:22:21,999 --> 01:22:23,125
>> HUGE.
1870
01:22:23,125 --> 01:22:23,999
>> I DIDN’T KNOW THAT
1871
01:22:23,999 --> 01:22:26,542
THEY CAME IN THATSIZE.
1872
01:22:39,999 --> 01:22:40,999
>> HERE, LET ME HOLD HIM.
1873
01:22:40,999 --> 01:22:42,042
>> NO.
1874
01:22:42,042 --> 01:22:43,375
>> ANGELA AND I DECIDED THAT
1875
01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:44,709
YOU SHOULDN’T HOLD THE BABY
1876
01:22:44,709 --> 01:22:45,999
ANYMORE.
1877
01:22:45,999 --> 01:22:48,501
>> I DIDN’T MEAN TO DROP HIM.
1878
01:22:52,209 --> 01:22:54,000
>>
1879
01:22:57,501 --> 01:22:58,667
>> GREAT, BABY.
1880
01:22:58,667 --> 01:23:01,459
>> THANK YOU, DAD.
1881
01:23:01,459 --> 01:23:02,999
THANK YOU.
1882
01:23:02,999 --> 01:23:04,999
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
1883
01:23:04,999 --> 01:23:06,584
>> OH! I LOVE YOU!
1884
01:23:06,584 --> 01:23:08,292
>> CONGRATULATIONS, ANGELA.
1885
01:23:08,292 --> 01:23:09,709
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
1886
01:23:09,709 --> 01:23:11,459
THANK YOU.
1887
01:23:13,542 --> 01:23:14,999
HEY.
1888
01:23:16,918 --> 01:23:17,999
>> HEY.
1889
01:23:17,999 --> 01:23:19,792
>> GLAD YOU CAME.
1890
01:23:19,792 --> 01:23:22,876
>> WELL, UM...CONGRATULATIONS.
1891
01:23:22,876 --> 01:23:25,167
I, UM, WELL, I WAS SURPRISED
1892
01:23:25,167 --> 01:23:26,292
YOU INVITED ME.
1893
01:23:26,292 --> 01:23:27,999
>> I WANTED TO CALL YOU AND I--
1894
01:23:27,999 --> 01:23:30,751
>> NO, NO. NO.
1895
01:23:30,751 --> 01:23:33,999
LET’S START OVER.
1896
01:23:33,999 --> 01:23:35,751
JEFFERSON LEE.
1897
01:23:35,751 --> 01:23:37,000
FORMER POLITICIAN
1898
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:38,999
TURNED STRUGGLING COOK.
1899
01:23:38,999 --> 01:23:41,125
ALMOST MARRIED TWICE...
1900
01:23:41,125 --> 01:23:43,999
IN LOVE ONCE.
1901
01:23:43,999 --> 01:23:46,626
AND YOU ARE?
1902
01:23:46,626 --> 01:23:48,751
>> HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
1903
01:23:51,334 --> 01:23:52,250
>> Angela:AND THEN WE ALL
1904
01:23:52,250 --> 01:23:54,667
LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
1905
01:23:54,667 --> 01:23:55,999
OR THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE
1906
01:23:55,999 --> 01:23:57,667
WANTS TO HEAR.
1907
01:23:57,667 --> 01:23:59,999
REALLY, TINY, IT DOESN’T MATTER
1908
01:23:59,999 --> 01:24:01,792
WHO I END UP WITH.
1909
01:24:01,792 --> 01:24:03,167
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS
1910
01:24:03,167 --> 01:24:05,125
THAT YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT,
1911
01:24:05,125 --> 01:24:06,417
NO MATTER WHAT OTHER PEOPLE
1912
01:24:06,417 --> 01:24:07,959
THINK.
1913
01:24:07,959 --> 01:24:09,042
AND I’LL ALWAYS SUPPORT YOU
1914
01:24:09,042 --> 01:24:10,959
NO MATTER WHAT.
1915
01:24:10,959 --> 01:24:12,209
BUT YOU SHOULD DO EVERYTHING
1916
01:24:12,209 --> 01:24:13,999
I SAY, ALL THE TIME, AT LEAST
1917
01:24:13,999 --> 01:24:14,999
UNTIL YOU’RE EIGHTEEN
1918
01:24:14,999 --> 01:24:16,334
OR IN COLLEGE, AND THEN YOU CAN
1919
01:24:16,334 --> 01:24:18,000
DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
1920
01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:20,209
GOD KNOWS I DID.
1921
01:24:20,209 --> 01:24:23,125
BUT THAT’S ANOTHER STORY.
1922
01:24:24,918 --> 01:24:27,417
>>♪...
1923
01:24:31,083 --> 01:24:32,459
>>♪ I WANNA FIGHT IN THE NIGHT
1924
01:24:32,459 --> 01:24:33,999
♪ RUN A RED LIGHT
1925
01:24:33,999 --> 01:24:35,501
♪ DRINK CYANIDE
1926
01:24:35,501 --> 01:24:36,999
♪ GET FUCKED TONIGHT
1927
01:24:36,999 --> 01:24:38,042
♪ I WANNA GET HIGH
1928
01:24:38,042 --> 01:24:39,999
♪ GET A WHITE LINE, DRINK WINE
1929
01:24:39,999 --> 01:24:41,083
♪ SMOKE, NICE TIME
1930
01:24:41,083 --> 01:24:42,999
♪ WANNA GET WASTED
1931
01:24:42,999 --> 01:24:45,417
♪ I’LL DO WHAT I WANT
1932
01:24:45,417 --> 01:24:48,125
♪ I’LL DO IT BETTER
1933
01:24:48,125 --> 01:24:51,751
♪ THAN YOU DO
1934
01:24:51,751 --> 01:24:53,626
♪ I’M JUST A CRAZY
1935
01:24:53,626 --> 01:24:56,876
♪ FUCKED-UP BITCH
1936
01:24:57,999 --> 01:24:59,417
♪ I’M JUST A CRAZY
1937
01:24:59,417 --> 01:25:02,501
♪ FUCKED-UP BITCH
1938
01:25:03,834 --> 01:25:05,417
♪ I’M JUST A CRAZY
1939
01:25:05,417 --> 01:25:07,000
♪ FUCKED-UP BITCH
1940
01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:09,626
♪ DOES THAT MAKE YOU NERVOUS?
1941
01:25:09,626 --> 01:25:12,626
♪ THAT I LOOK HELPLESS
1942
01:25:12,626 --> 01:25:14,417
♪ MAYBE I’M NOT
1943
01:25:14,417 --> 01:25:16,292
♪ YOU’RE JUST CAUGHT IN A LINE
1944
01:25:16,292 --> 01:25:18,459
♪ IN A VIOLENT SONG
1945
01:25:18,459 --> 01:25:20,999
♪ I’LL GET WHAT I WANT
1946
01:25:20,999 --> 01:25:23,792
♪ I’LL GET IT BETTER
1947
01:25:23,792 --> 01:25:27,250
♪ THAN YOU DO
1948
01:25:27,250 --> 01:25:28,999
♪ I’M JUST A CRAZY
1949
01:25:28,999 --> 01:25:32,209
♪ FUCKED-UP BITCH
1950
01:25:33,417 --> 01:25:35,125
♪ I’M JUST A CRAZY
1951
01:25:35,125 --> 01:25:37,876
♪ FUCKED-UP BITCH
1952
01:25:39,292 --> 01:25:40,999
♪ I’M JUST A CRAZY
1953
01:25:40,999 --> 01:25:43,250
♪ FUCKED-UP--
1954
01:25:43,250 --> 01:25:45,334
>> ♪...
1955
01:25:54,167 --> 01:25:56,501
>>
1956
01:26:10,250 --> 01:26:11,751
>>♪ TELL ME
1957
01:26:11,751 --> 01:26:13,709
♪ IS LOVE AN URBAN LEGEND
1958
01:26:13,709 --> 01:26:16,125
♪ OR SOME TEST OF
1959
01:26:16,125 --> 01:26:18,209
♪ CONTINUING EDUCATION
1960
01:26:18,209 --> 01:26:20,751
♪ BUY YOUR ANSWERS
1961
01:26:20,751 --> 01:26:22,584
♪ FROM SOME GUY NAMED PINKY
1962
01:26:22,584 --> 01:26:25,250
♪ IN A DARKENED ALLEY
1963
01:26:25,250 --> 01:26:27,000
♪ HALFWAY TO NOHO
1964
01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:28,999
♪ I AM LOOKIN’ FOR
1965
01:26:28,999 --> 01:26:30,417
♪ THE PERFECT SNOWCONE
1966
01:26:30,417 --> 01:26:31,459
♪ HOLDING ONE END
1967
01:26:31,459 --> 01:26:32,667
♪ OF A WISHBONE
1968
01:26:32,667 --> 01:26:36,375
♪ CALLING GOD ON A CELLPHONE
1969
01:26:36,375 --> 01:26:37,042
♪ YEAH
1970
01:26:37,042 --> 01:26:39,459
♪ CARNIVAL JUNKIE
1971
01:26:39,459 --> 01:26:41,292
♪ IN LOVE WITH A FREAK
1972
01:26:41,292 --> 01:26:43,999
♪ DON’T WANNA BE FIGURED OUT
1973
01:26:43,999 --> 01:26:45,792
♪ DON’T ANALYZE ME
1974
01:26:45,792 --> 01:26:48,042
♪ THIS NOT A HEAD
1975
01:26:48,042 --> 01:26:50,083
♪ AND IT’S NOT A HEART
1976
01:26:50,083 --> 01:26:51,709
♪ JUST A SOUL
1977
01:26:51,709 --> 01:26:53,667
♪ TOO FUNKY FOR YOUR MOTHER
1978
01:26:53,667 --> 01:26:56,167
♪ YEAH
1979
01:27:03,542 --> 01:27:05,792
♪ PASSED OUT IN THE FOUNTAIN
1980
01:27:05,792 --> 01:27:06,999
♪ WITH SOME PENNIES
1981
01:27:06,999 --> 01:27:09,501
♪ OF SOMEBODY ELSE’S
1982
01:27:09,501 --> 01:27:10,792
♪ FORTUNE
1983
01:27:10,792 --> 01:27:12,667
♪ FORTUNATELY FOR YOU
1984
01:27:12,667 --> 01:27:15,083
♪ I BIDE MY TIME PACIFYING
1985
01:27:15,083 --> 01:27:16,876
♪ EVERYONE BUT ME
1986
01:27:16,876 --> 01:27:18,667
♪ WHAT MAKE ME HAPPY?
1987
01:27:18,667 --> 01:27:20,626
♪ LEAP YEAR AND BLACKJACK
1988
01:27:20,626 --> 01:27:22,250
♪ I AM NEEDING MORE
1989
01:27:22,250 --> 01:27:23,959
♪ THAN FOOD AND WATER
1990
01:27:23,959 --> 01:27:25,999
♪ A MAN TO BE HIS DAUGHTER
1991
01:27:25,999 --> 01:27:30,167
♪ A REASON I SHOULD BOTHER
1992
01:27:30,167 --> 01:27:32,918
♪ CARNIVAL JUNKIE
1993
01:27:32,918 --> 01:27:34,751
♪ IN LOVE WITH A FREAK
1994
01:27:34,751 --> 01:27:37,292
♪ DON’T WANNA BE FIGURED OUT
1995
01:27:37,292 --> 01:27:39,042
♪ DON’T ANALYZE ME
1996
01:27:39,042 --> 01:27:41,375
♪ THIS IS NOT A HEAD
1997
01:27:41,375 --> 01:27:43,501
♪ AND IT’S NOT A HEART
1998
01:27:43,501 --> 01:27:44,999
♪ JUST A SOUL
1999
01:27:44,999 --> 01:27:47,125
♪ TOO FUNKY FOR YOUR MOTHER
2000
01:27:47,125 --> 01:27:48,792
♪ YEAH
2001
01:27:48,792 --> 01:27:51,042
♪ I DON’T THINK SO
2002
01:27:56,918 --> 01:27:58,999
♪ THERE’S A TIGER IN MY BEDROOM
2003
01:27:58,999 --> 01:28:01,334
♪ A FIRE IN THE FRONT YARD
2004
01:28:01,334 --> 01:28:03,334
♪ FAT LITTLE EGOS ON THE TV
2005
01:28:03,334 --> 01:28:05,584
♪ NIELSON RATING THE MOONBEAMS
2006
01:28:05,584 --> 01:28:06,834
♪ YOU BETTER LEAVE
2007
01:28:06,834 --> 01:28:08,334
♪ BEFORE YOU BEG
2008
01:28:08,334 --> 01:28:09,000
♪ I SEE THAT TAIL
2009
01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:10,125
♪ BETWEEN YOUR LEGS
2010
01:28:10,125 --> 01:28:11,167
♪ IT’S NOT MY FAULT
2011
01:28:11,167 --> 01:28:12,751
♪ I MADE YOU BLUSH
2012
01:28:12,751 --> 01:28:13,999
♪ IT’S ALL THOSE CARNIVALS
2013
01:28:13,999 --> 01:28:17,042
♪ YOU HAVE CRUSHED
2014
01:28:32,334 --> 01:28:33,334
♪ NEEDING MORE
2015
01:28:33,334 --> 01:28:34,999
♪ THAN FOOD AND WATER
2016
01:28:34,999 --> 01:28:36,999
♪ A MAN TO BE HIS DAUGHTER
2017
01:28:36,999 --> 01:28:40,250
♪ A REASON I SHOULD BOTHER
2018
01:28:40,250 --> 01:28:42,125
♪ I AM LOOKIN’ FOR
2019
01:28:42,125 --> 01:28:43,876
♪ THE PERFECT SNOWCONE
2020
01:28:43,876 --> 01:28:45,876
♪ HOLDING ONE END OF A WISHBONE
2021
01:28:45,876 --> 01:28:51,042
♪ CALLING GOD ON A CELLPHONE
2022
01:28:51,042 --> 01:28:52,417
♪ OH YEAH
2023
01:28:52,417 --> 01:28:54,999
♪ CARNIVAL JUNKIE
2024
01:28:54,999 --> 01:28:56,959
♪ IN LOVE WITH A FREAK
2025
01:28:56,959 --> 01:28:59,459
♪ DON’T WANNA BE FIGURED OUT
2026
01:28:59,459 --> 01:29:01,250
♪ DON’T ANALYZE ME
2027
01:29:01,250 --> 01:29:03,667
♪ THIS IS NOT A HEAD
2028
01:29:03,667 --> 01:29:05,876
♪ AND IT’S NOT A HEART
2029
01:29:05,876 --> 01:29:07,250
♪ JUST A SOUL
2030
01:29:07,250 --> 01:29:10,125
♪ IT’S JUST A SOUL, YEAH
2031
01:29:10,125 --> 01:29:12,918
♪ CARNIVAL JUNKIE
2032
01:29:12,918 --> 01:29:14,709
♪ IN LOVE WITH A FREAK
2033
01:29:14,709 --> 01:29:17,334
♪ DON’T WANNA BE FIGURED OUT
2034
01:29:17,334 --> 01:29:19,000
♪ DON’T ANALYZE ME
2035
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:21,292
♪ THIS IT NOT A HEAD
2036
01:29:21,292 --> 01:29:23,125
♪ IT’S NOT HEART... ♪
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