All language subtitles for Radio tekee murron 1951

Based loosely on
Usko Santavuori's program

Calling mobile studio,
calling mobile studio

One, two, three, four, five.

Dear listeners, right now we're -

high above Malmi Airport,
at the height of 1000 meters

To my right I can see the Gulf of
Finland and Helsinki's rooftops

My talented pilot, Tuominen, -

a well-known battle pilot, -

is soaring ever higher

We're about to reach the high point,
so to speak, -

of this sky diving report,
the height of 1500 meters, -

which this poor reporter
has to jump from

I won't tell you I'm not nervous

I would rather be sitting at home,
reading a magazine

Back to business. The plane will
soon reach the designated height -

and soon Tuominen will tell me to jump

I will try to report through the jump,
but it's likely that -

during my fall before the parachute
opens -

you won't be able to hear anything -

but perhaps the wind

Only after the chute opens, -

will I be able to continue my reporting

And now my instructor is giving me
the sign to get ready

I will now open this here door -

through which I will soon jump,
like so

I'm looking down into the gaping abyss

I'm placing my foot on
the stepping board -

like so, and proceed to stand
on the skis

Go ahead

Well well, like you just heard -

my instructor has told me to jump

Dear listener, hear I am

And here I go

Dear listeners, I just felt
a sharp yank

I think my chute has just opened

And it is open

I'm floating down, swinging like in a
big swing

Below me Malmi's air port is approaching
fast -

and above me the chute spreads
it's comforting canopy

It seems like the wind is taking
me towards -

Malmi's cemetary.
Is this an evil portent?

In fact, floating like this feels
comfortable

Dear listeners, here we are once again

safely on the run way of
Malmi's air port -

and here come the other radio people

I believe I didn't lose a limb
in this little game

Dear listeners, this was the first
personal report of a sky dive -

and I do believe I have earned -

that rest in my comfortable chair
I just mentioned

Dear listeners, thank you

I feel you were with me in spirit.
'Til we hear again

Well done!

Hei, hei, hei!

Hello. Listen, would you mind
setting this up?

We'll be in to listen to it promptly.
- Sure.

Hello, novice.
- Hello, hello, uncle

How does it feel,
after the first few days?

A bit weird, but you get used to it

Right, right, first day of
hanging is also the worst

Apropo, I have a sky dive down there

Care to listen to it?
- I'd be delighted to

Right

When will it be broadcast?
On the 25th?

All right, that's doable

Listen, how much time does it have?

20 minutes? Good.
That's great. Bye

Take this to the program director

Oh, Superman, hi

Well, did ya jump?

Did I jump? Of course.
The report is ready

Want to listen to it?
- Of course, I must

Come listen how Superman
falls from the sky

Is he dead?
- I'm not sure, he's pale

He's alive.
- You won't get rid of me that easy

Were you scared?
- Didn't have the time

Did you have time to talk?
- I bet you'll only hear -

a bit of rustling followed by a bonk
when Topi's head hits the ground

I think it was more like a thud

More tomorrow

Next time, we get to hear reporter-
Superman's personal -

experience at a nativity ward

Until the next time

Well, that was a decent story.
Unusual subject, -

lots of speed and flowing reporting

Although you could have described
the scenery a bit more

Go jump yourself, you'll see
how much describing you can do

I'm glad I could even talk.
- Well, could be, could be

It isn't half bad like this. What
does miss Ritolampi think?

Not at all, the subject was interesting,
the situation unusual, -

and the personal experience brings
it close to the listener

Mister sensation's reporting I
don't dare -

to comment on.
- Oh, my dear novice, -

I here you can freely criticize.
Isn't that so, Ranta?

Absolutely, that's how you develop

Let's put this out as soon as possible

Do you have a moment?
I have an idea

For some time now, I have
wondered how a criminal -

feels when he enters a store
in the middle of the night

How does he operate, think,
and finally feel -

when the police catch him?
Here's what I'm thinking: -

I break in to a store at night with
a mic in my hand

With permission from the owner and
the police, of course

And I try to report what's going on -

and how it feels from
the robber's perspective

Finally, I call in the cops

They will arrest me and take me to the
station. How about it?

Great idea. It's a brilliant idea!
- Yes

We'll ask the director what he thinks.
- Go and ask him then

It's Ranta. Listen, how do you
like this idea?

So... So... And...

Yes

I guess it is

I think it's worth thinking about

We could do it

We won't have to broadcast it
without listening to it

Say, who would do it?

Oh, him again. Listen,
couldn't you -

give it to someone else,
this time?

Nieminen is a proper and calm reporter

Alright. Let's give it to him.

I'm sorry, but I'm a bit busy here

All clear, he accepted

No kidding? I'll get right on it, then?

Well, you see, the director -

gave it to Nieminen, you see, -

to be fair

I see, I see. Hooray for equality!

Could you help me a bit,
see I have an idea -

for a program and now
I don't know...?

I don't know either

I had an idea also.
- Had?

Yes, had. A great idea

The idea of a century.
- I wasn't accepted?

It was indeed.
It was given to Nieminen.

Oh how dreadful.
For you, of course

I'll do it anyway. Before he does

Golly gee,
we are being repressed, -

o' sisters, brothers,
come and help....

Hey Laako, it's Topi

Listen, I have a brilliant idea,
I need to see you right away

Great. Torni's bar in fifteen minutes

See you, mister Teräsvuori

See you too

Novice

Well, what do you think?

I like it, where will we do it?

I was thinking of the art museum.
- The art museum?

It's a great target. How will we get in?
When will we do it?

Tomorrow night, two o'clock

It's the most quiet

Let's head over there and plan
everything out

I can't be in the same room with the
recording equipment

Naturally. You have to
find another room -

from where you can call the police

The cops shouldn't find you
right away, -

otherwise it'll dry up too soon

We should contact the museum, right?

Absolutely not, we're in a hurry!

Besides, the more realistic
it is the better

As long as it's not too real

In any case, I'm in

Good evening

Miss, one Nickerbocker

I tried to be here on time, but...
- Quiet

After they have arrested me,
you'll come after me -

and tell them everything.
Miss, the bill

We must get prepared

How much?
- 370 marks, please

Let me.
- Be my guest

That's exact

Thank you, thank you, all right

Whoops

Sorry

Thanks. It's okay

What are you laughing at,
did I say something funny?

I was just listening to a very
interesting discussion

Perhaps it is not a coincidence, -

that words not meant for my ears
are often highly interesting to me

Women?

No, men

And to us, they are quite
the interesting men

Rich?

No, open minded

Miss, we'd like to pay

We'll go up to my room

Mister Lehtinen, why haven't you shaved?

Yes, well, may have skipped it
this morning

Gentlemen, you must shave before -

joining me in my room at Torni, -

and your tie must not be crooked

When I commit to something,
I absolutely require -

that my commands are followed
without fail

I tell you what to do, you do it,
and get rewarded handsomely

Right, good sirs, -

I have explained my plan to you before

That plan is forgotten

Serendipity has intervened

We have a few hours

I will explain the new plan -

and give everyone their detailed
commands

Right, listen closely, gentlemen...

Let's hope that -

radio union doesn't raise ruckus

You must keep it a secret -

we are using private equipment

Of course, of course. Turn it on

Let's test it out

Dear listeners, I'm here with -

my gruffy accomplice, radio operator
Leo Rikhard Laakso -

in a darn messy combined work,
sleep, -

dining and studio room

We are planning a break in at
the museum... - That's enough

Let's see what we can hear

It's fine

It's not as good as YLE's equipment, -

but it's clear enough.
- Sounds more exciting

See here, here's the neighbouring yard

We can get in here

From this opening we get in to
museum's yard

Then I go...
Look here

I will enter through this door

We have thirty minutes

Hands up

Tie and hide

Kuura, get those

Right

Right, start talking
- Dear listeners, -

I'm here at the museum's yard
with a microphone

It's two o'clock at night

With my microphone, -

I intend to break in

During the heist, I will try to
convey how a criminal feels, -

what he experiences and so on

Finally, you get to hear
an authentic arrest -

because the police have not been
informed

They will approach me as
an actual criminal

I will try to hide my microphone
as well as I can -

to give you, dear listeners,
a chance to follow -

the events as long as possible

My comrade out there will
take care of the magnetophone

He will also get me off the hook later

We have already cased
the joint earlier

It's one of the doors leading to -

the bottom floor of the museum.
It has glass panes

With my handy glass cutter, like so, -

I cut the pane

There

I push it in

Like so

I open the door from the inside.
This is an Abloy lock, -

and the door opens easily.
I step in

I am at the bottom floor

From here, there's a hallway
leading left

It has to lead to the main stairs

I must act very carefully -

because there's a guard
in the building

I have to avoid him

I am now at the foot of the stairs

There's a huge set of doors up there

They lead to the main hall

Now begins the most dangerous part
of my experiment

Before that, we must move Laakso
and his equipment -

inside to a safe place, -

otherwise this could end short, -

should we get noticed ahead of time

Calling Laakso, calling Laakso

I'm stopping reporting for a bit

Bring your gear inside

You go ahead, I can get this set up

I'll trudge on then. Close the door
when the police come in

Dear listeners, Laakso, my accomplice,
is now -

safe and sound in a small side room

I can now proceed

I'm standing at the doors
to the main hall, -

I pull it open, -

and step inside

This great hall is quiet

Not a sound is to be heard

The windows provides just enough light
to see where I'm going

I don't dare to use my flashlight

This hall contains Finland's...

The greatest of Finnish modern art -

which are undoubtedly worth a lot

I have a change to hang on my wall -

practically any painting.
I think I'll pass

Yes, dear listeners, -

now I have to start preparing my crime

As soon as I get everything staged, -

I will tell Laakso to contact the police
with his phone

Before that, I will move to the hall
over there -

to avoid immediate capture

In the car, quick

I'm almost ready for the police

I have hidden my microphone
cable, -

so that the police won't notice it
on their way in

I have a knife so that it seems like
I was just cutting a painting

Calling Laakso, calling Laakso,
alert the authorities

The police? I think there are robbers
at the museum

Yes, there's suspicious movement there.
Go quick

The police are on their way here

I'm in for some tense time

I just hope they won't shoot me

In that case you, dear listeners, -

will bear witness to a unique
manslaughter reportage

I can hear a car approaching

Is it the cops?

Opened

I can hear the outer door,
it must be the police

I can hear foot steps.
I better hide -

this microphone in to this letter basket
I set prepared

I covered it with paper
so they won't notice

Let's see how this pans out

Mäkelä and Juustinen, go that way.
- Right

That's the police, I must keep
my voice down

Their flashlights are sweeping the hall

There's three men, coming this way

Soon they will catch me,
here they come

Hands in the air!

Who might you be?

P-put the gun away, I surrender

You sure will

Get up

Why are you here?

T-taking down those paintings

Trimming your nails with the knife?

Indeed, I may have come here on
some illicit business

Yeah, that's what I figure

What's your name?
- Murto

From?
- Varkaus

Where's your friend?

I don't have one

Quickly now, where's your friend?

I'm alone.
I swear

We'll find out about that

You stay and guard, we will search
the other rooms. - Yes

Put them down

Gosh darn it

There are paintings missing

Hey, Pehkonen, bring that guy over

Rembrand, oh, so there was
a Rembrand there

I wonder who painted it?

Nice frames

So. Where are these paintings?

What paintings?

Those

Now I'm baffled

Listen, I know nothing about those

That's for certain -

I had nothing to do with them

Where are the paintings?
- I don't know

Maybe they are being fixed.
- In that case -

they were in a hurry, since they
have been freshly cut

So, what's going on?

Mäkelä, call for backup

There must be a phone here

You, you follow me

Rytky, keep an eye on this guy while
we search the building

Damn it! Joutsa, free him

Did I do that also?

Can you stand up?

I'll try

Can you tell us what happened here?

What room am I in now?

Yes, it happened there.
- What happened?

I was coming through there and
I heard noises from that room

I went to the door and there they were.
- Who?

Well, those thieves were just
cutting the paintings

I told them to put their hands up, -

I had a pistol you see

And then...
- And then?

Then...

Then I don't remember anything

I was probably hit on the head

How many thieves were there?

Many! At least four

Rytky, bring that man closer

Did you see this man with the others?

Now listen here, mister police...
- Quiet!

You speak when spoken to

Do you know him?

Well, I didn't get a good look, -

but I think he may have been one of them

Don't listen to him, he's lying!

Shut your gob

Yes, yes, this man was involved

Well, do you still deny it?

May I talk now?
- Now you must talk

Listen, mister inspector,
I have nothing at all -

to do with any of this. I work for
Finnish national broadcasting

I'm a radio reporter,
my name is Teräsvuori, -

Toivo Teräsvuori.
- Not Pekka Tiilikainen?

No, Teräsvuori.
- Just now you said Murto

Before, well yes, I said so because -

I didn't want you to know who I was

I am Teräsvuori. Tiilikainen...

What business did mister reporter
have here?

I was, I was doing a report on burglary

You see, my comrade and I
decided to fake a break in -

and call the police. In fact, my
comrade called you

We wanted to give the public a clear
picture on how -

cops and robbers work -

so my friend is recording this

In fact, we have it all recorded

You can listen to it right away

And where is this comerade of yours?

I will take you

We can have a look

Laakso, Laakso open, it's Topi

Oh, it's open

Well...
- Well?

Can't see anyone here

Where on earth is he?

That's what I'd like to know

He must have run away

Yeah, right, that's enough of that

I have one more piece of evidence

My mic is in that hall
- And we have a cop van

You don't understand, the mic is hidden
in the paper basket

Rytky, take Uncle Markus here to the van

Let him continue his story hour
down town

Officer, officer, I want out of here,
I want my own room

There's a pretty and sunny room
on the third floor

Is that what the gentleman requires?

Where is...
Oh bugger off

What are you in for, buddy?

I robbed a flying Tamperean

I'm also from Tampere

You're drunk, that man robbed a train

What train?
- Express

Oh... So, where is it?
- What?

Well, the train

What do you mean?
At some station naturally

Oh, they were able to take it from him?

What?
- The train

You're drunk.
- Not a bit

Murto in for questioning

Murto, are you deaf?

I'm not Murto. Why do you harass me?

What ever, but you're coming

Finally a sensible person

Oh, it's you?

Listen, do you want to hear the whole
story now?

I'm Toivo Teräsvuori from YLE.
I went...

Easy.
- To the art museum

One thing at a time.
- Right, I went...

Sit down!

Name?
- Toivo Teräsvuori

From YLE

I went to the museum...
- Enough

Said his name is.
- Toivo Teräsvuori

Toivo Teräsvuori

From Finnish broadcasting

For the last time,
where are the paintings?

Who were your accomplices?

For the last time, I am Teräsvuori

Toivo Teräsvuori from YLE

I went... I went -

to the museum to make
a report on burglary

I don't know anything about your case

So be it, we will get to
the bottom of this

Fine, fine.
- Rytky, take him away

So this isn't YLE's equipment?

No, it isn't ours. We use a different
model

This is private equipment

So you did discuss framing a burglary?

Yes, it was Teräsvuori's idea, -

but it was given to another reporter

Besides the whole thing was in
in the planning stage

If Teräsvuori has done this, -

he's done so without our consent or
knowledge

Seems really murky

Tammisalo here. Bring me Teräsvuori

What do you think, could
he be a criminal?

I'd be surprised if he was

He's a good and thorough reporter,
so I can hardly believe he is guilty

Right, well, that doesn't prove anything

It happens that an otherwise
law abiding citizen -

makes a mistake, especially
when there's -

a big monetary incentive like this

The paintings are worth millions

Hello, Ranta, how are you

Glad you came. Now this will
finally all be cleared

To think, these people didn't believe
I work for YLE

Now I suppose I will be freed?

This man is Teräsvuori?
- Yes he is

You still don't believe me?
Many times have I explained, -

that it was all set up for radio!

You told them that, right?
- Yes I did

You had no permission?
- No, I didn't

I admit, I had no permission

But me and Ranta will work it out

That doesn't concern the cops.
- Is that what you think?

God have mercy

You still suspect me of
stealing those paintings?

Can't you separate facts?

It's utter coincidence that
the paintings -

were stolen during my reportage

A curious coincidence:
the evidence tells otherwise

But... Ranta, do something!

Tell them I'm no thief

I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do

I can leave right?
- Yes

I hope YLE won't be unnecessarily
involved in this case

All right

What about Laakso? The magnetophone?
- They haven't been found

I think you better confess

I never confess things I haven't done

Take him to his cell

Dear god, what have I gotten into?

Of all the luck

Had to happen to me

That man is one of them!

I can't help you

Where's that Laako anyway?

I pronounced guilty

Hey, hey, hey,
what's the matter?

Could I have a glass of water?
I'm terribly thirsty

See you.
- See you

Where is he?

Darn guy split

Please, pay
Ni borde betala

Pay, please
- Me?

Yes, you
- Oh

Cover every door fast

There

Sorry.
- Not this way

Sorry.
- Not this way

Catch that man

Stop it crazy man, it's going up

And I'm going down

Hooligan!

Please move, missis

Everyone's going down, even cops

You should protect people

Come one, move
- For shame!

I doubt he can

Where did he go?
- Just went that way

Buying a book?

Shush, it's a tricky situation.

I don't like the title.

There

Did you see him?
- We didn't see anyone

What does he look like?
- Just a normal, -

stupid criminal type.
- Damn

Perhaps he went to the caffee?

Why are you standing there?

Oy, my son, that's a long story

I think we need to evacuate
the customers

Can we?

If you think you must...

Do you have loud speakers?

Yes, I can show you to the
announcing booth

Here we have a more spacious cabinet

It's cheap and yet it looks dignified

On the inside it is very practical

Hih hih, thanks

A very practical... cabinet

This is a public announcement: -

an escaped criminal is hiding
in the department store

The police are looking for him

We ask the public to act calmly

The police have seen it necessary
to empty the store of customers

Please calmly exit through all the doors

The police ask all the gentlemen
to cooperate -

with the searches conducted at the doors

Please begin exiting immediately

Surround him

Don't move or I shoot

He was caught! There he goes

He looks terrible!
On the middle... Yes, there

Officer, go tell the announcer -

that the suspect was caught.
- Yes inspector!

He was an unusually intelligent and
brave man. Shame, shame

Again with that stupid game?
I hate it.

Try to get it in to the cup.

Was there someone at the door?

Silly me. That's why I'm here.

There's a police officer who's
asking for you

A police?
- Police. Should I invite him in?

What does the law want with me?

You'll find out soon

Glad you were home.
I need your advice

You? Weren't you supposed to be
at the station?

That's why I'm here. I need you help

I escaped the station and the police
are looking for me

Escaped, what about the suit?

On loan from Stockmann to make
moving around easier

I can't go to my apartment. I was hoping
you would, -

believe my innocence. That's why I came

Would you please help me?
- Yes

Of course I will

What should we do?
- I will tell you what happened first

You remember how I called my friend?
- I do

Soon after I met up with him at Torni

We planned a break in at the museum

We broke in at two AM...

It could not have been coincidence

It must have been planned

Night watch was attacked an hour before
I was arrested

That's when they took the paintings

They knew we were coming

That also points to premeditation

During my reporting they snatched Laakso
and his equipment

But Laakso called the police.
- Oh, true. That is true

What if it was the criminals?

That's how it must have happened

But who could have known?

Did you discuss it with anyone?
- Not a soul

Someone must have eavesdropped

Where did you discuss this?

Torni's bar and at Laakso's pad

At Laakso's we were alone

It must have happened...
- At Torni?

We must go to Torni's bar

But first I must change

That can be arranged

Saimi, Saimi, listen

Does Pentti have any clothes for...
I forgot to introduce you

My coworker, mister Teräsvuori,
this is my mother

You don't work for the police

No, no... It's too complicated
to explain

Hey, where are Pentti's clothes?

In his cabinet.
- Let's have a look

We sat here

Two Gin Fizzs

Oh, I'm sorry, I don't have any money

They took it all

I better loan you some then.
- Thank you

I will pay you as soon as all the
paintings are sold

Who will you sell them to?

Ateneum, the art museum.

Thank you. Wait a minute, miss?

Were you here yesterday at two?
- I was

What about the waiter who worked this
table, is she here?

She is.
- Could you call her over?

Good evening.
- Good evening.

You served me and another
gentleman, right?

You don't remember who sat in
those tables, do you?

Wait a second, in that table were
judge Ahlquist -

and graduate Rainio. They spent
all evening here.

What about this table?

At first there were economist Miettinen
and director Selänne

But I think they left before you arrived

And after that...?
Oh yes, mister Nickerbocker

Mister Nickerbocker

That's our nickname for him,
since he always gets -

a Nickerbocker.
- Uhhuh

I don't know who he is

He only started coming here recently

Could you describe him?

It's a bet, you see

Oh

Ok, he looks like a foreigner, -

dark hair, small moustache, -

around 35

Was he alone?

No. Just before he left, -

another man joined him.
I actually know him

So who was he?

Well, I don't really know him, -

but I've seen him perform at Fennia

He goes by the name monsieur Du...
Durant, or something like that

Thank you very much.
That's 370, right?

Yes.
- Here you go

Thank you.
- You're welcome

That man we can find at least

Police

Cops

Not that way

Could you call us a cab?

A moment

I front of Torni, thank you.
It will be here soon

Thank you

Fennia, Fennia

Monsieur Durando. That must be him

When is his turn?

Right after this one

What should we do?

Order a couple of dry martinis

Excuse me, how long is
Durando's performance?

10 - 12 minutes

10 - 12, thank you

What are you planning?
- I will search his -

changing room while he performs

Isn't that too dangerous?

Besides, what could you possibly find?

We must do something

That's him

Well, ladies and gentlemen

Durando, king of magicians!

Last performance of the night

Thank you

There's nothing

Good...

Lucky you were not a knife thrower

Excuse me, where might Durando's
changing room be?

Straight ahead, name's on the door.
- I see, thanks

Where should I start?

Suits, suits

That must be his jacket

I must search it

A wallet

Rich men these artists

Passport

So he's a Lindström. Boy, he's been
around

What's this?
Geeze, that's some faqir

What's this hard thing?

Keys

Where's the lock?

Eight more minutes

I wish he won't get caught

Harmonica, a letter.
What's that box?

Quiet

Stay there

Go now

Wonder what's here?

Three more minutes.
Hope he finds something

Notebook, this could be interesting

Let's see here

Addresses, phone numbers...

Phone... Hot damn!

It's the blue print of the museum

That's the main hall,
the stairs...

What if...?

It came from there

Rabbits

That cross is in the room with
the paintings

Just a few more minutes.
He should be back soon

Take the wallet

Is that it?

At last.
- We were right

He is one of them, I found the proof

What should we do?
- We follow him

We must stick to him where ever he goes

503.
Downstairs

Robins...
- What next?

We must wait

Please prepare my bill while I eat

Whiskers, that's the man the server
was talking about

You're not going in, are you?

I have to. They may leave at any moment

You can't break the door.
- Wait here

Sorry to bother you, but we left our key
inside our room

Could you help us?
- Certainly, what room is it?

This here 503

Here you go.
- Thank you

Enter, my love

Search those bags

Just some clothes

Look carefully

You have the slip, right?
- No, it's in my room

Where?
- My case, side pocket

Careless. I better take possession of it

Aukusti, don't just stand there gaping

Do something

It's Robins, we have a situation.
Teräsvuori is on the loose

He has the baggage receipt

He will soon arrive at the station
with a woman

Take care of them by any means necessary

We'll meet at the agreed upon place

Remember, every minute counts

That was a close one

How's this?

Baggage storage slip.

Do you think...?

They must be there. This was dated today

Yes, but, we have to hurry!

Let's go

Express train to Kontiomäki
leaves from track two

It's leaving

Let's enter the restaurant

He missed us

What if they search these cars?

We're safe for the moment

They must be in these cars

You take those, I'll search these

Darn it, my only good nylons.
- Don't worry, -

we'll hold Robins accountable.
- I think -

mister Robins is about to hold us
accountable. - Miss?

What? - Could I get a large onion steak
with plenty of onions?

On it's way. You must be hungry,
poor boy

The gave me breakfast at the station,
but it was sub par

Seriously, there must a kitchen here

Let's go loot it

Sure. Stay down.
- Yes

You look very homely, -

working at the stove

What's a home without a women walking
from the barn

You look so silly

That's what my mom always said

Half an hour left.
- 'Til what?

Until they close the baggage storage,
shush

I just saw them

They must be near here

In the train!

Let it go!

He he hey, jump down, quick

Glad this day is finally done with

Finally

Excuse me, could we get our luggage, -

because our train leaves in 10 minutes.
- No...

Right, right, but see we're in a hurry,
a hurry

The train leaves in 10 minutes.
- We're closed

I know, but the train's leaving

They must be these.
- They are

Picking them up so late...
- Thank you very much

Not a sound

Get in

Where to?
- Police station

Shut up

The architecture is somewhat
uninspired, right?

Sit down, gentlemen

I am happy I have the opportunity
to have a little chat with you

I'm not surprised -

you crave better company

Not to say these friends of yours
aren't nice, -

just a bit quiet

I must apologize

This is a rather, should I say,
unaesthetic environment

But when I tried meeting with you at
hotel Torni, -

which would have been a more
pleasant place, -

you seemed to be in a hurry

We were, we were

And at the museum we were busy
with our own issues

Do you happen to know anything
about my friend Laakso?

A curious coincidence indeed

He is here also

By the way, thank you for
picking up the paintings

I am very attached to them

I appreciate the old masters immensely

Oh hey, Laakso.
Hi, Long time no see

It's a small world

Did you get it on tape?
- Yes he did

I had great fun listening to it

It's reportages like that -

that Finnish broadcasting's dry-ish
output requires

But we have pressing matters

I will be traveling in a few moments

I will leave a few men to keep you company

And I have to ask them to tie you down

They will leave once we are safe

I trust you, Mr Teräsvuori,
being a clever man -

will have no trouble with getting loose

I also trust that the recording will
prove your innocence

Monsieur Durando, -

how do you do that bunny trick?

How about a couple of rounds of poker?

Sure, even you lose now and then

So, one hundred and quick?
- Yeah

How many?
- I'll stay

Raise

I can't compete with threes

Take it

That was a heck of bluff

You shut up

Bluffing, you darn...

Three more

Over to you.
- Raise

Pass

Four

What are you nodding,
are you two in cahoots?

Who's nodding?

Don't you dare lying

I clearly saw what you did.
I demand a new hand

Of course you do, because you don't
have anything!

If you don't let me deal, this ends here

Deal away

And you, if you don't keep your
mouth shut you'll regret it

Two

I'm in

Me too

Raise

Raise

How much is that?

7200

Call.
- Will it come back?

I'm staying. Show 'em

Four of a kind and a queen

God damn you and your luck

I had a great hand also

That was really nimble

What was?

It was damn hard to see you do it

What are you talking about?

What do you mean?

What did he do?
- I didn't mean anything

Out with it, what did he do?

Pulled a joker from the bottom

Active boys

But we have to hurry, this took too
uncomfortably long

Get me the officer on duty

Officer, this is Toivo Teräsvuori

Yes, yes, you know who I am.
Now let me talk

I'm coming over. The art thieves -

are just about to leave the country

Gather some men and guns,
I'll be there soon

I'll tell you where to go

You have to believe me,
every second counts

And also, kind mister officer, -

please bring a microphone, I need it

Thanks, see you soon.
Hello, -

trace this call, I'll leave the line open

Send some men over

There are two unconscious men here

They seem to be fast asleep

Hei, Laakso.
Oh, there you are

I know, the report of a life time

You bet

Dear listeners, we're moving at 80km/h -

across the sleeping Helsinki

In front of me there's two police cars
screaming in the night

We are chasing art thieves who are
about to -

fly out of Malmi airport

We have left the town behind us

We're going 100 now, there's still -

5km to Malmi. We'll see if we
can make it

Quiet!

We're at the air port

There's a plane on the drive way

I has to be the thieves'

Cut them off

We made it in the nick of time.
The plane is surrounded -

and the police are arresting
the criminals

Come out.
Resistance is futile

You just heard the officer issuing
a command to the thieves

Now they're coming out,
the master mind first

Arrest them

Would you like to say a few words?

Come on, mister Teräsvuori

Few, few, few

Reporter Toivo Teräsvuori -

has been found guilty of
the following infractions: -

breaking and entering; -

escaping while in custody; -

stealing an officer's suit; -

which he later returned; -

impersonating an officer;
unauthorized use of train equipment; -

trespassing; -

and being a public nuisance

The court has however decided to
acquit -

Toivo Teräsvuori, because breaking in -

and taking the suit he had no
actual intent of stealing -

and due to extenuating circumstances -

and because Teräsvuori's actions -

brought dangerous criminals to justice

You are free, mister Teräsvuori

On behalf of the court I'd like to
suggest, however, -

to avoid such action packed
ideas in the future

Congratulation

I will try to mend my ways, mister chair...

Congratulations.
- Thank you, thank you

Listen, I have a brilliant idea

Ai jaiii!

I'm only telling it to Eila

I haven't had the time to say it

Let's go, Eila