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I worry maybe people aren't
gonna like me when I go to a party.
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Isn't that crazy?
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Do you ever get kind of a sick feeling in
your stomach when you dread things?
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I wouldn't wanna miss a party,
but every time I go to one...
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...I keep feeling like
the whole world's against me.
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See, I've spent my whole life
in military academies.
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My mother doesn't have a place for me
where she lives...
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...and she doesn't know
what else to do with me.
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You mustn't misunderstand about
my mother. She's really a lovely person.
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I guess every boy thinks his mother
is beautiful, but my mother really is.
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She tells me in every letter how sorry
she is that we're not together more...
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...but she has to think of her work.
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One time we were together, though.
She met me in San Francisco once...
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...and we were together for two whole
days, just like we were sweethearts.
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It was the most wonderful time
I ever had.
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Then I had to go back
to the military academy.
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Every time I walk into that barracks,
I get a kind of...
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A kind of a...
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I'm sorry.
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Kind of a depressed feeling.
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It's got hard, stone walls.
You know what I mean?
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I guess I've bored you enough,
telling you about myself.
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Thank you.
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Sorry about that. I goofed up the last
couple of lines. I guess I'm nervous.
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That's okay. You did very well.
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I'm sorry.
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Thank you. You play very well.
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Now Mrs. Tossoff's gonna play notes
for you. Sing them back to us. Like so:
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La, la, la, la, la, la, la
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- It's too low for me.
- You're a tenor? You want to start here?
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La, la, la, la, la, la, la
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Louder, please.
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I'm so nervous.
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- I'm not singing.
- But you have to.
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- But I came to dance.
- You have to sing too.
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- And act, and play an instrument.
- All three?
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- it says "performing arts."
- You don't have to do everything.
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- Sure as shit helps, baby.
- Thank you. Next group, please. Hurry.
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LISA: Oh, I like your nose ring.
- I'm into culture.
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- Does that hurt, or is that ethnic?
- Music, please, Mrs. Snell.
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Please pay attention.
We have a lot to do today.
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- I hate my legs.
- Yeah. Me too.
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- I've tried every diet in the whole world.
- Really? Me too.
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But you can't help your glands.
I'm sorry! I'm just so nervous.
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Relax! Come on, use your body.
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- Careful. That's 7000 worth of machine.
- Dollars or pounds?
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- Don't touch the rotary pots.
- What pots?
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BRUNO:
I got it set on sawtooth.
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Why can't he play piccolo? Something
sensible. Or the accordion, like Papa did.
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Same reason you drive a checker and
not a Roman chariot. It's progress.
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My son's head is into the future.
And Papa could never play the accordion.
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- Do you think you're talented?
- You swine! You coward! You cad!
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You dare judge me in my misfortitude?
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You dare to ask me the question
who is the father of my child?
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- You! You! I point to you, Nigel!
- Next, please.
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The next group of musicians can
go to the fifth floor now, please.
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- Name?
- Excuse me, miss.
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You don't need his name. He's not here
for the audition. He's my partner.
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- What school's he from?
- He ain't into school.
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He's just helping me out with my
dancing. But it's me who's auditioning.
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Mulholland, Shirley. I'm all fixed up.
I filled in all your papers and all.
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He doesn't go upstairs
without filling in his name.
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Leroy's his name, but I'm auditioning.
Shirley Mulholland. That's two L's.
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- And don't ask him to do no writing.
- Doesn't he talk, even?
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He ain't into conversation
until you get to know him.
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- Leroy what?
- Leroy Johnson. Can we go up now?
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He's not going up
until he checks his knife.
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We ain't staying long enough for
no trouble. He's just helping a friend.
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He's not helping out anyone
unless he checks his knife.
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This is the High School for Performing
Arts. We don't cut each other up here.
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- You want it?
- I want it.
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- You sure you want it?
- Yeah, I'm sure.
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- Promise you won't steal it, now?
- I promise.
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SHIRLEY: Thanks, ma'am.
SHERWOOD: Name?
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Don't worry, baby. I got lots of knives.
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TEACHER: What are you going to do?
- I was gonna sing.
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- You don't have to sing, honey.
- We know our rights.
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- You can't refuse her an audition.
- She's not supposed to sing her audition.
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Please, excuse me, if you don't mind.
Honey, you don't have to sing for us...
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- ...because this is the drama department.
- When she sings, it is drama.
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- What's your name, honey?
- Finsecker.
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Doris Finsecker.
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- Hi.
- How do you do?
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- What's your name?
- Ralph Garci.
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- Who was your teacher?
- Well, my father taught me.
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He's doing work for the government.
I'm not supposed to talk about it...
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...but my father played some of the
most beautiful symphonies...
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- ...in the whole world once.
- What did he play?
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Trombones.
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And French horns.
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English horns.
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- Saxophones.
- Anything else?
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Yeah.
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- Bongos, maracas, that sort of stuff.
- What did he teach you?
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Why don't you
try the dance department?
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- Why do you want to go to school here?
- Should I tell him?
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Yeah, tell him.
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We can't afford a professional
children's school.
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Okay. if you want to sing, go ahead.
Then we'll look at your acting.
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I'm a little nervous.
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Don't be shy, Sheila. Come over here.
What are you going to do?
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- I'm doing The Towering Inferno.
- What?
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- You know, the movie?
- Oh.
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All right, I'm playing O.J. Simpson.
I'm in this building.
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There's fire all around, right?
So I go to the elevator.
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- Think of it as a concentration exercise.
- Concentrate.
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Just sing to Michael...
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- ...and don't worry about anybody else.
- I don't think I can. I can't just stare.
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He won't mind.
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- Waiting for the elevator.
- Press the button, Doris.
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Her brother Harvey.
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Memories
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Like the corners of my mind
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Misty water-colored memories
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Doesn't come, so now I'm getting mad.
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DORIS:
Of the way we were
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Scattered pictures
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Of the smiles we left behind
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Smiles we gave to one another
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Of the way we were
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Can it be that it was all so simple then?
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Or has time rewritten every line?
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If we had the chance to do it all again
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Finally it comes, so I get in.
Okay, and there's people all around.
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And they're looking right at me.
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Memories
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May be beautiful and yet
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What's too painful to remember
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We simply choose to forget
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So it's the laughter
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We will remember
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Whenever we remember
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The way we were
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Yeah, my father taught me. I'm not
supposed to talk about him right now.
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He's doing a little bit of work
for the government, but...
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My father is very, very famous.
He danced with the Rockettes.
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Sure. Would you begin, please?
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- I'll be doing "Swanee River" for you.
- Okay.
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RALPH:
And...
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Hon? "Swanee River," please.
Hit it.
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Doris, what would you do
if you don't make it?
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We'll make it.
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Next, please.
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But I that am not shaped
for sportive tricks...
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...nor made to court
an amorous looking glass...
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...I that am... Cheated of...
Oh, I'm sorry.
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Why don't you try
the drama department?
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If again "it was not well cut,"
he'd answer, I spake not true:
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This is called the Reply Churlish.
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Nobody talks about it,
but there's a quota system.
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Your chances are better if you're black,
Puerto Rican or everything, like me.
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- I am Puerto Rican.
- Not on your paper you ain't, Garci.
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- Your daddy doing government work.
- That's the truth.
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And he left you his tap shoes, right?
Does he work for Pepsi-Cola too?
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BRUNO:
Be careful.
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- To the left. Left.
- Come the other way.
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All right.
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Easy, now. Straight back, Bruno?
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- Where do you want this at?
- Far corner.
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How do you do?
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Okay. Fine.
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Great. Look, I'll do that. You just go
and get the rest of the stuff, okay?
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Oh, Martelli. Bruno Martelli.
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Would you like to set up
your equipment, Mr. Martelli?
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Who taught you?
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Who taught me? My father taught me.
He's in Spain. He makes Westerns.
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- Why do you want to go to school here?
- Because Freddie went here.
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- Freddie?
- Freddie Prinze. He's the best.
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- So you want to be an actor, huh?
- Yeah, sure, I want to be an actor.
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Judy, Judy, Judy.
Top of the world, Ma.
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We don't want you to perform. We want
to see who you are. You understand?
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- Right.
- Use your own experience.
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Be simple, be honest,
but most of all, be yourself.
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- Be honest. Be simple. Be yourself?
- Be yourself.
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I'm God, see? And God
is Puerto Rican, you got that? Now.
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God works in a casa de steam,
you know. It's a steam bath, right?
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And he's talking to this angel. This angel
is a computer. An electronic computer.
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I'm God, see? That's why I'm standing
on this chair, you got that? Good.
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Does he wanna be a musician
or an airline pilot?
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Mr. Martelli. We are ready when you are.
Would you care to begin?
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Oh, okay. Sure.
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Mr. Martelli.
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Mr. Martelli!
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Thank you. One instrument
at a time will be quite sufficient.
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I could do it in 4/4
if you prefer a disco beat.
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She's a disaster.
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Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name.
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Or, if thou wilt not,
be but sworn my love...
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...and then I'll no longer be a Capu...
Capu... Capu-something.
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- Capulet.
- Like Cappelletti, the football player?
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- Something like that.
- That's what I mean.
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- Where's his application?
- He doesn't have one.
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Well, get him one.
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- What do you call that?
- Wicked.
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Thou art thyself.
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Thou art not a Montagoo...
Montagazz... Who knows?
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This is the last day of auditions. We've
seen a lot of students. We're punchy.
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- We're gonna take a break.
- Ah, yeah.
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Go next door to Mrs. Shime.
Have her audition you.
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- Right next door.
- I tell her that you sent me?
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- Yeah.
- All right.
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By the way...
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- ...you were reading the girl's part.
- Shit.
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- You're not into high school.
- I'm into dancing.
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You're into ass, you mean. You don't
have to go to high school for that.
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Who asked you to work my audition anyway?
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- I was doing you a favor, remember?
- Some fat fucking favor.
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Take your things to the third floor.
Give your forms to the senior there.
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Okay, you go downstairs, change
in the girls' room and wait for him.
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I'm through?
I don't have to dance anymore?
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Where you going, Leroy?
He's in and I'm out, right?
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Fuck you, Leroy! This was my audition,
remember? You're not into high school.
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We were rehearsing to get me into this
school, not you, you fucker! it's not fair!
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I didn't want to come here anyway.
This school sucks.
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00:20:44,752 --> 00:20:47,170
You've done me a favor, shithead.
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You saved me four fucking years
from this ass-licking school!
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You looking at one happy lady!
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Who wants to go to a fucking school
to learn to dance, anyway?
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00:21:01,769 --> 00:21:03,644
Yeah, hello?
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No, it isn't. This is Naomi Finsecker
speaking. Her mother. Who is this?
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Uh-huh.
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00:21:18,869 --> 00:21:24,357
Replacement?
What do you mean, replacement?
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So is she in or is she out?
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Theresa!
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I got in! I got in!
I got into Performing Arts!
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Doris, we're in!
227
00:22:34,069 --> 00:22:37,351
Get her out of there!
228
00:22:40,033 --> 00:22:44,078
- Hey, later on.
- All right. All right!
229
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LEROY:
See y'all later.
230
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:50,585
- Hello.
- Hey, mama, get in the car!
231
00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:53,970
Baby, whoa!
232
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:57,925
Come on, baby, come on.
Don't go to school.
233
00:22:57,926 --> 00:23:01,512
- Martelli, Bruno.
- Bruno. Come on.
234
00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:03,718
SHERWOOD:
Garcia, Raul.
235
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:08,652
- Garcia, Raul?
- It's Ralph.
236
00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:13,060
- It says Raul.
- I don't relate to that.
237
00:23:13,609 --> 00:23:16,694
- Garcia, Ralph.
- It's Garci.
238
00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:20,948
Ralph Garci. I think they
spelled it wrong on the application.
239
00:23:20,949 --> 00:23:23,701
- Garci, Ralph.
- Here.
240
00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:29,076
- MacNeil, Montgomery.
- Here.
241
00:23:29,124 --> 00:23:32,920
- Monroe, Lisa.
- Yes?
242
00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:35,199
Johnson, Leroy.
243
00:23:37,132 --> 00:23:38,773
Johnson, Leroy?
244
00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:46,057
In future, Mr. Johnson, I'd like you to
leave your ghetto blaster at home.
245
00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:50,436
I'd have left it home
if it wasn't so goddamn boring in here.
246
00:23:50,437 --> 00:23:55,937
This is a classroom, Mr. Johnson. You're
going to be here for four years...
247
00:23:56,485 --> 00:24:00,154
...with your eyes open,
homework done, pencils sharpened...
248
00:24:00,155 --> 00:24:05,655
...and all food, cigarettes and radios
outside. Do you understand me?
249
00:24:07,704 --> 00:24:11,874
- Why are you here, Mr. Johnson?
- Because I's young and single...
250
00:24:11,875 --> 00:24:15,169
- ...and I loves to mingle.
- Speak English.
251
00:24:15,170 --> 00:24:19,840
- I speak like I likes.
- This is my room. You'll speak as I like.
252
00:24:19,841 --> 00:24:25,341
I teach English. Now, if that's
a foreign language, you're gonna learn it.
253
00:24:26,515 --> 00:24:31,978
This is no Mickey Mouse school. You
won't get off easy because of talent.
254
00:24:31,979 --> 00:24:36,274
- I don't care how well you dance...
- Bitch run her fucking mouth.
255
00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:40,569
...or how many colored tutus you have.
If you don't give academic subjects...
256
00:24:40,570 --> 00:24:44,615
- ...equal time, you're out.
- Bullshit.
257
00:24:44,616 --> 00:24:48,286
You have to arrive earlier
to get dressed and warmed up.
258
00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:51,747
You have to take outside classes
in your major field...
259
00:24:51,748 --> 00:24:56,794
...and study ballet, modern, folk,
jazz, tap and historical dance here...
260
00:24:56,795 --> 00:24:59,922
...as well as dance history,
supported adagio...
261
00:24:59,923 --> 00:25:05,303
...variation class, makeup, hairstyling
and even acting for dancers.
262
00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:10,804
50,000 people call themselves actors,
and maybe 500 are making a living at it.
263
00:25:10,892 --> 00:25:15,229
Most of those do commercials to
pay the rent. The rest wait tables...
264
00:25:15,230 --> 00:25:19,775
...clean other people's apartments,
living on welfare and hope.
265
00:25:19,776 --> 00:25:22,320
Don't think talent's enough
to get you through.
266
00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:27,074
You gotta have a strong technique,
a good agent, and most of all, thick skin.
267
00:25:27,075 --> 00:25:31,537
Now you're part of an underprivileged
minority, and you're going to suffer.
268
00:25:31,538 --> 00:25:36,042
Pulled tendons, shin splints,
swollen toes, smelly tights...
269
00:25:36,043 --> 00:25:39,628
Cattle calls, the humiliation,
the rejection...
270
00:25:39,629 --> 00:25:45,129
Melodic dictation theory, keyboard
harmony, piano, piano literature...
271
00:25:45,177 --> 00:25:50,677
...music history, orchestration,
conducting, symphonic band...
272
00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:55,186
- When do we have lunch?
- Lunch is at 11:30...
273
00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:58,564
- ...and then you'll have everything else.
- What's everything else?
274
00:25:58,565 --> 00:26:04,065
Biology, chemistry, algebra, English,
French, physics, history, et cetera.
275
00:26:04,279 --> 00:26:07,615
Dance is not a way
of getting through school.
276
00:26:07,616 --> 00:26:12,161
It's a way of life, plus school.
The school part is easier.
277
00:26:12,162 --> 00:26:16,707
You better like yourself a lot.
Because that's all you got to work with.
278
00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:20,961
Use yourself.
Your voice, your experiences.
279
00:26:20,962 --> 00:26:26,462
Wanna accumulate some experiences?
I got plenty of experiences to spare.
280
00:26:27,511 --> 00:26:31,389
You know what?
I live with two chicks.
281
00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:34,600
Dance is the hardest
department in the school.
282
00:26:34,601 --> 00:26:37,353
Acting is the hardest
profession in the world.
283
00:26:37,354 --> 00:26:42,854
Music is the hardest profession of
them all. isn't that right, Mrs. Tossoff?
284
00:26:43,151 --> 00:26:44,484
Indeed.
285
00:27:40,208 --> 00:27:42,156
Okay.
286
00:27:44,754 --> 00:27:47,506
No fighting. Stay in line, please.
287
00:27:47,507 --> 00:27:50,635
Okay, okay, okay.
Who's next?
288
00:27:57,225 --> 00:27:59,892
That's good.
289
00:28:00,395 --> 00:28:02,651
Excuse me.
290
00:28:03,732 --> 00:28:08,861
- I'll be doing my scene Thursday...
- I'll be right back.
291
00:28:14,242 --> 00:28:16,139
Get out of my seat!
292
00:30:03,852 --> 00:30:07,646
- Shady Sadie
- Shady Sadie
293
00:30:07,647 --> 00:30:11,150
- Serving lady- She's a serving lady
294
00:30:11,151 --> 00:30:14,778
Don't pay her no mind, no
295
00:30:14,779 --> 00:30:18,198
She'll take every dime
296
00:30:18,199 --> 00:30:21,785
She's got a one-a-day lunch
297
00:30:21,786 --> 00:30:25,372
Good for all the bunch, yeah
298
00:30:25,373 --> 00:30:30,873
Hot lunch, yeah
299
00:30:32,464 --> 00:30:36,050
Macaroni and baloneyTuna fish, our favorite dish
300
00:30:36,051 --> 00:30:38,716
Hot lunch, hey
301
00:30:39,554 --> 00:30:45,054
If it's yellow, then it's Jell-oIf it's blue, it could be stew
302
00:30:46,853 --> 00:30:50,230
She's got a one-a-day lunch
303
00:30:50,231 --> 00:30:53,817
Good for all the bunchHey, now
304
00:30:53,818 --> 00:30:58,405
- Hot lunch- Hot, hot lunch
305
00:30:58,406 --> 00:30:59,841
Oh, no
306
00:31:00,325 --> 00:31:01,607
Yeah
307
00:31:29,771 --> 00:31:35,271
Hot lunch, hot lunch
308
00:31:43,910 --> 00:31:46,012
Oh, yeah.
309
00:32:13,815 --> 00:32:19,200
- Hi.
- Hi. That's too wild for me.
310
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:22,239
- I'm in your acting class.
- I know.
311
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,958
Montgomery MacNeil.
312
00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:28,328
- Doris Finsecker.
- Hi. Wanna sit down?
313
00:32:28,329 --> 00:32:33,167
All right. ls your mother really
Marsha MacNeil, the actress?
314
00:32:33,168 --> 00:32:35,669
- That's right.
- She does wonderful work.
315
00:32:35,670 --> 00:32:38,547
- Have you seen her?
- But I've heard.
316
00:32:38,548 --> 00:32:40,548
Oh.
317
00:32:40,717 --> 00:32:44,720
- I didn't know she lived in New York.
- She doesn't. Officially, she does...
318
00:32:44,721 --> 00:32:49,349
...but she's been on the road forever.
She gets paid to stay in hotels...
319
00:32:49,350 --> 00:32:53,687
...but she stays with friends. Sends her
per diems home to me and Dr. Golden.
320
00:32:53,688 --> 00:32:58,253
- Is that your stepfather?
- My analyst.
321
00:32:58,777 --> 00:33:01,487
What's wrong with you?
322
00:33:01,488 --> 00:33:05,540
It's pretty technical, really.
I have problems.
323
00:33:08,536 --> 00:33:12,793
- What kind of problems?
- With women.
324
00:33:19,047 --> 00:33:22,925
Fine. Swaying with a nice humming
sound, please. And:
325
00:33:24,719 --> 00:33:26,769
Let the arms go.
326
00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:35,412
Good, good, good.
And chew.
327
00:33:37,023 --> 00:33:38,766
Faster.
328
00:33:39,067 --> 00:33:41,235
Speed.
329
00:33:41,236 --> 00:33:44,112
Tongues out. Down.
330
00:33:44,113 --> 00:33:45,906
Side. Side.
331
00:33:45,907 --> 00:33:48,742
And round, round. Come on.
332
00:33:58,795 --> 00:34:02,180
More energy!
333
00:34:04,259 --> 00:34:07,678
Do it together, please.
Keep moving.
334
00:34:07,679 --> 00:34:12,499
Much better.
Much, much better now.
335
00:34:18,356 --> 00:34:20,356
Reach for the jeté!
336
00:34:20,775 --> 00:34:23,610
And:
337
00:34:23,611 --> 00:34:27,509
Impulse to impulse.
338
00:35:03,318 --> 00:35:07,863
Relax.
339
00:35:07,864 --> 00:35:12,242
Sense the floor against your bodies.
340
00:35:12,243 --> 00:35:16,038
Feel it against
the backs of your legs.
341
00:35:16,039 --> 00:35:18,038
Your arms.
342
00:35:18,499 --> 00:35:20,601
Your shoulders.
343
00:35:20,668 --> 00:35:23,503
Let your senses remember...
344
00:35:23,504 --> 00:35:27,758
...this feeling of heaviness.
345
00:35:27,759 --> 00:35:33,259
Relax and breathe.
346
00:35:37,936 --> 00:35:43,436
All right, let's go. Thank you.
Don't be late. Come on. Don't be late.
347
00:36:06,047 --> 00:36:09,174
- Should you be on this floor?
- I have a note.
348
00:36:09,175 --> 00:36:13,021
- Miss Berg wants a tambourine.
- Fine.
349
00:36:16,182 --> 00:36:20,060
Excuse me? Excuse me?
You speak English?
350
00:36:20,061 --> 00:36:22,396
- Bruno Martelli?
- He's across the hall.
351
00:36:22,397 --> 00:36:24,345
Thanks.
352
00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:32,000
- Hi.
- Hi.
353
00:36:33,199 --> 00:36:36,576
- What kind of music notes are those?
- Laser beams.
354
00:36:36,577 --> 00:36:41,248
- It's a requiem for Buck Rogers.
- Great.
355
00:36:41,249 --> 00:36:45,335
- You ever thought of doing real music?
- This is my music.
356
00:36:45,336 --> 00:36:48,505
- I mean a band.
- I don't like bands. They crowd me.
357
00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:53,093
- I prefer my basement, no people.
- There's money though, in summer trade.
358
00:36:53,094 --> 00:36:56,304
- If we get together in time.
- I'm really not interested.
359
00:36:56,305 --> 00:37:00,308
There's tea dances and parties,
weddings and bar mitzvahs.
360
00:37:00,309 --> 00:37:04,438
Those things are steady. People always
get married and grow up.
361
00:37:04,439 --> 00:37:07,733
- I don't need the hassle.
- I'll take care of everything...
362
00:37:07,734 --> 00:37:10,027
...just like a regular business manager.
363
00:37:10,028 --> 00:37:14,614
I'll look after the bookings, travel,
costume designs, for 10 percent off the top.
364
00:37:14,615 --> 00:37:16,950
Then a straight split
of the performing cut.
365
00:37:16,951 --> 00:37:21,288
- What costume designs?
- Nothing fancy, just sequins and stuff.
366
00:37:21,289 --> 00:37:24,875
See-through for me, maybe low-cut.
We gotta give them visuals.
367
00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:30,376
The sound might be wicked, but when
you get down to it, tits book bands.
368
00:37:30,381 --> 00:37:34,468
- I think I'll stay in my basement.
- Bruno, this is our chance.
369
00:37:34,469 --> 00:37:39,969
- Don't you want success?
- Sure. I don't think our tits are up to it.
370
00:37:45,563 --> 00:37:47,717
Why?
371
00:37:48,316 --> 00:37:51,649
Oh, why?
372
00:37:53,029 --> 00:37:57,799
God will punish you,
Yuri Yajeyopeyonoff.
373
00:37:58,284 --> 00:38:01,787
What crime is this unborn
child guilty of...
374
00:38:01,788 --> 00:38:04,998
...that it should not drink of
the milk of paradise?
375
00:38:04,999 --> 00:38:07,209
- You warned me, Elena.
- No!
376
00:38:07,210 --> 00:38:09,209
Not one ruble have I lost, not one.
377
00:38:09,504 --> 00:38:13,048
Oh...
378
00:38:13,049 --> 00:38:17,928
- Can we try this again? it sounds phony.
- I don't wanna try this again.
379
00:38:17,929 --> 00:38:22,182
- There's nothing wrong with you.
- I know. That's what's wrong with me.
380
00:38:22,183 --> 00:38:27,683
Everybody here is colorful or eccentric
or charismatic. I'm perfectly ordinary.
381
00:38:28,106 --> 00:38:33,606
My nose is ordinary. My body's ordinary.
And my voice, it's... Yuck!
382
00:38:34,445 --> 00:38:37,531
- I don't know why I'm here.
- You want be an actress.
383
00:38:37,532 --> 00:38:42,119
Yeah, but actors and actresses
are colorful, flamboyant beings.
384
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,956
I'm about as flamboyant as a bagel.
385
00:38:45,957 --> 00:38:47,374
Hi.
386
00:38:47,375 --> 00:38:49,938
MONTGOMERY: Hi.
- Hi.
387
00:38:50,128 --> 00:38:53,463
- Some people like bagels.
- Some people don't.
388
00:38:53,464 --> 00:38:56,883
- Some people are too old for you.
- He smiles at me.
389
00:38:56,884 --> 00:39:00,137
- He smiles at everyone.
- Yeah, but he winks too.
390
00:39:00,138 --> 00:39:03,765
- I think it's a nervous habit.
- He talks to me, often.
391
00:39:03,766 --> 00:39:06,893
- Really? What's he say?
- Hi.
392
00:39:06,894 --> 00:39:10,844
That's serious. Have you set the date?
393
00:39:13,401 --> 00:39:15,862
I'm sorry.
394
00:39:16,404 --> 00:39:18,947
- I'm sorry.
- I feel stupid.
395
00:39:18,948 --> 00:39:20,240
So get into it.
396
00:39:20,241 --> 00:39:22,659
Study it. Try to remember it
so you can...
397
00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:23,910
Hey, M and M.
398
00:39:23,911 --> 00:39:25,996
Seen your shrink lately?
399
00:39:25,997 --> 00:39:29,082
- Yesterday.
- You got a special delivery?
400
00:39:29,083 --> 00:39:31,339
How you doing? How are you?
401
00:39:32,253 --> 00:39:35,638
Oh, good. That's very good.
You're a good man.
402
00:39:35,882 --> 00:39:39,112
They're not for me.
They're for a friend of mine.
403
00:39:39,135 --> 00:39:42,417
Who's the lucky fella, huh?
404
00:39:42,430 --> 00:39:46,141
Looks like somebody finally
corked up old Finsecker.
405
00:39:46,142 --> 00:39:49,102
It can't be Gloria over here.
He's not into chicks.
406
00:39:49,103 --> 00:39:52,772
Hmm? Hmm? You're... Oh, oh, oh.
407
00:39:52,773 --> 00:39:54,517
Shut my mouth.
408
00:39:55,818 --> 00:39:57,110
Bye.
409
00:39:57,111 --> 00:40:01,198
I hate Ralph Garci, I really do.
410
00:40:01,199 --> 00:40:04,201
I must remember this feeling
and use it in my acting.
411
00:40:07,121 --> 00:40:08,538
I'm scared.
412
00:40:08,539 --> 00:40:13,543
I'm scared I won't be able to live up
to their expectations of me.
413
00:40:13,544 --> 00:40:19,032
- You must take...
- Flashing images of passion...
414
00:40:21,302 --> 00:40:26,379
...and hurl you to the ground
and make mad, passionate love.
415
00:40:26,432 --> 00:40:28,558
- I forgot it!
- For two weeks?
416
00:40:28,559 --> 00:40:31,728
- I told you, I done it and I forgot it.
- My hearing's fine.
417
00:40:31,729 --> 00:40:36,816
It's your homework that's missing.
And these pages are unintelligible.
418
00:40:36,817 --> 00:40:40,153
It's a secret language.
It ain't meant for whiteys.
419
00:40:40,154 --> 00:40:42,822
- This isn't a joke.
- I got lots of jokes.
420
00:40:42,823 --> 00:40:45,575
- This is garbage!
- My pen broke.
421
00:40:45,576 --> 00:40:48,745
- It's in pencil.
- That broke too.
422
00:40:48,746 --> 00:40:51,748
You can't learn to read,
you can't learn to dance.
423
00:40:51,749 --> 00:40:54,251
You're flunking out.
424
00:40:54,252 --> 00:40:55,543
I can read.
425
00:40:55,544 --> 00:40:58,672
Terrific! Go ahead, surprise us.
Give him your book.
426
00:40:58,673 --> 00:41:01,595
Pay attention.
Mr. Johnson is gonna read.
427
00:41:02,009 --> 00:41:05,035
- I said I can read!
- Then read.
428
00:41:05,596 --> 00:41:07,442
- No.
- Read!
429
00:41:07,473 --> 00:41:08,974
- No!
- Read!
430
00:41:08,975 --> 00:41:10,517
No, you fucking bitch!
431
00:41:10,518 --> 00:41:15,272
What the fuck you want me to do,
asking me to read all the fucking time?
432
00:41:15,273 --> 00:41:18,024
I hate your guts. You read,
you fucking bitch!
433
00:42:26,927 --> 00:42:28,261
MARTELLI:
It's not natural.
434
00:42:28,262 --> 00:42:30,929
Get off my case, huh, Papa?
435
00:42:31,557 --> 00:42:35,685
When I was your age, Bruno,
I had a lot of girlfriends.
436
00:42:35,686 --> 00:42:38,938
- I had a different girlfriend every day.
- I got music.
437
00:42:40,358 --> 00:42:41,858
Same to you, pal! Go ahead.
438
00:42:41,859 --> 00:42:46,488
Go ahead! Oh, sure, you got music,
okay. But for what? For yourself.
439
00:42:46,489 --> 00:42:47,781
For your headset.
440
00:42:47,782 --> 00:42:51,576
I mean, do I hear it anymore?
Does your mama hear it?
441
00:42:51,577 --> 00:42:53,166
Do your friends hear it?
442
00:42:53,204 --> 00:42:55,455
Bruno, do you have friends? Huh?
443
00:42:55,456 --> 00:42:59,584
- I don't have time. I told you.
- You told me. You told me.
444
00:42:59,585 --> 00:43:02,712
It's not natural. When I was your age,
I'm telling you...
445
00:43:02,713 --> 00:43:05,882
You're not my age. Nobody's my age.
I'm ahead of my time.
446
00:43:05,883 --> 00:43:08,134
Maybe I don't think
people will like my stuff.
447
00:43:08,135 --> 00:43:12,972
How do you know what people will like?
How do they know if they don't hear it?
448
00:43:12,973 --> 00:43:16,893
Bruno, how do they recognize your talent
and give you scholarships...
449
00:43:16,894 --> 00:43:19,604
...and record contracts, son,
and awards?
450
00:43:19,605 --> 00:43:23,316
Maybe I die undiscovered,
and my ghost gets the Grammy.
451
00:43:23,317 --> 00:43:28,113
Maybe! Look, did I build you a studio
in the basement for a ghost?
452
00:43:28,114 --> 00:43:31,991
Did I spent $7000 on equipment
for a ghost?
453
00:43:31,992 --> 00:43:37,247
Does your mama cook and clean and
wear old clothes for a ghost? A ghost?
454
00:43:37,248 --> 00:43:41,453
Elton John's mom has got
six mink coats.
455
00:44:52,823 --> 00:44:58,323
"Wel... Wel... Welcome to...
456
00:44:58,996 --> 00:45:02,999
...the wo... Won...
457
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:07,504
Wonderful...
458
00:45:07,505 --> 00:45:12,008
...world of...
459
00:45:12,009 --> 00:45:17,509
...Ma... Maytag...
460
00:45:17,932 --> 00:45:22,352
...wash... Wash... Washing...
461
00:45:22,353 --> 00:45:25,605
...mach... Ma...
462
00:45:25,606 --> 00:45:28,375
Machines."
463
00:45:29,109 --> 00:45:34,609
Hmm. Hmm.
464
00:46:07,273 --> 00:46:08,773
Talk about Shorofsky.
465
00:46:08,774 --> 00:46:14,274
Mr. Shorofsky does not understand any
music past Mozart when he was 2.
466
00:46:14,822 --> 00:46:17,385
They're all the same.
What do you expect?
467
00:46:17,992 --> 00:46:22,829
Graduating from P.A. is no Academy
Award. You know what I mean.
468
00:46:22,830 --> 00:46:27,417
It is better than real school. It's free,
and you don't get raped in the hallways.
469
00:46:27,418 --> 00:46:30,295
But it's still small change.
470
00:46:30,296 --> 00:46:33,798
I'm just killing time here,
waiting for my opportunity.
471
00:46:33,799 --> 00:46:36,676
It might be a movie
or a Broadway musical.
472
00:46:36,677 --> 00:46:39,512
But it's coming. I keep my eyes open.
473
00:46:39,513 --> 00:46:42,849
I read Back Stage, Show Business
and Variety.
474
00:46:42,850 --> 00:46:45,310
You see, I do the whole thing.
475
00:46:45,311 --> 00:46:48,813
Dancing's just the tip
of this iceberg.
476
00:46:48,814 --> 00:46:52,358
A friend of my sister,
she tells fortunes and stuff.
477
00:46:52,359 --> 00:46:56,029
She says I'm doing my last dance
on this dark little planet.
478
00:46:56,030 --> 00:46:58,531
So it's gotta be spectacular, you know?
479
00:46:58,532 --> 00:47:01,367
How bright our spirits
go shooting out into space...
480
00:47:01,368 --> 00:47:05,872
...depends on how much we contributed
to the earthly brilliance of this world.
481
00:47:05,873 --> 00:47:10,591
And I mean to be a major contributor.
482
00:47:10,878 --> 00:47:13,647
A sure-as-shit major contributor.
483
00:47:19,970 --> 00:47:23,056
- Can someone just...?
- She's cleaning her cleavage.
484
00:47:23,057 --> 00:47:27,727
She's taking out the lint. Oh,
that's beautiful. I wish I had a camera.
485
00:47:27,728 --> 00:47:31,230
There she is. Get out of the way.
She's gorgeous.
486
00:47:31,231 --> 00:47:33,858
Oh, now turn around, please.
487
00:47:33,859 --> 00:47:35,568
Oh, please.
488
00:47:35,569 --> 00:47:37,487
Oh, look at those tits.
489
00:47:37,488 --> 00:47:39,238
Oh, you could drown in those.
490
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:44,739
I want you to observe yourselfdoing ordinary, everyday things.
491
00:47:45,162 --> 00:47:47,997
You'll be asked to duplicate
those here in class.
492
00:47:47,998 --> 00:47:50,583
An actor must develop
an acute sense memory...
493
00:47:50,584 --> 00:47:55,171
...so concentrate on how you deal
with things in your world...
494
00:47:55,172 --> 00:47:59,592
...how you wash your faceor hold your fork or lift your cup...
495
00:47:59,593 --> 00:48:05,093
...comb your hair. Observe and studyyour own mechanicalness.
496
00:48:05,265 --> 00:48:10,765
See if you can catch yourself in thevery act of doing or saying something.
497
00:48:11,271 --> 00:48:16,401
See if your actions and reactions fall intopatterns and what those patterns are.
498
00:48:16,402 --> 00:48:20,279
And in particular, pay close attention
to the physical world.
499
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:25,409
Isolate and concentrate on the details.
500
00:48:36,296 --> 00:48:39,527
Oh, mamacita!
501
00:48:43,429 --> 00:48:45,326
Ay, caramba!
502
00:48:52,438 --> 00:48:56,149
No! No! No! Give me that!
503
00:48:56,150 --> 00:48:58,985
You must hold your bow like this,
not like that.
504
00:48:58,986 --> 00:49:01,028
It's not your dick you're holding.
505
00:49:01,029 --> 00:49:05,491
Excuse me, miss. It's a violin bow.
Hold it with a little respect, like...
506
00:49:05,492 --> 00:49:07,577
Like your dick?
507
00:49:07,578 --> 00:49:10,347
Shut up. Again.
508
00:49:40,986 --> 00:49:44,730
Watch your plié, Coco.
509
00:49:45,199 --> 00:49:49,368
Turn out the arch, Leroy.
510
00:49:49,369 --> 00:49:51,215
Nice, Neisha.
511
00:49:52,372 --> 00:49:54,749
I want to see the leg, Patrick.
512
00:49:54,750 --> 00:49:58,802
And stretch.
513
00:50:00,005 --> 00:50:02,005
Good.
514
00:50:03,050 --> 00:50:05,204
Keep it together now.
515
00:50:09,807 --> 00:50:14,731
Where's the sweat, Lisa?
You're not even trying.
516
00:50:29,034 --> 00:50:32,078
- Michael, congratulations. I heard.
- Oh, thank you.
517
00:50:32,079 --> 00:50:35,414
Don't thank me. You deserved
the award and the scholarship.
518
00:50:35,415 --> 00:50:38,626
- You are the best actor in the school.
- Oh, well...
519
00:50:38,627 --> 00:50:41,087
Well, you were the best actor
in the school.
520
00:50:41,088 --> 00:50:43,548
I mean, we'll miss you.
521
00:50:43,549 --> 00:50:45,091
Well, I'll miss you too.
522
00:50:45,092 --> 00:50:46,592
- You will?
- Yeah, sure.
523
00:50:46,593 --> 00:50:49,345
- We'll keep in touch, I guess, huh?
- Yeah.
524
00:50:49,346 --> 00:50:50,930
Would you sign my yearbook?
525
00:50:50,931 --> 00:50:54,684
Yeah, all right. Do you
want me to sign my picture?
526
00:50:54,685 --> 00:50:57,854
- That'd be great.
- Oh, okay.
527
00:50:57,855 --> 00:51:00,189
- I forgot. What's your name?
- Doris Finsecker.
528
00:51:00,190 --> 00:51:02,483
- Oh, right. Doris.
- But Doris is enough.
529
00:51:02,484 --> 00:51:03,693
Oh, okay.
530
00:51:03,694 --> 00:51:06,445
- Have you decided where you're going?
- California.
531
00:51:06,446 --> 00:51:09,699
- I mean to college, the scholarship.
- I can't use it.
532
00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:12,618
- How come?
- William Morris has got big plans for me.
533
00:51:12,619 --> 00:51:15,580
- They saw me in that Senior Day show.
- You're kidding?
534
00:51:15,581 --> 00:51:18,791
- They wanna represent me.
- They're the biggest agents.
535
00:51:18,792 --> 00:51:21,357
- Yeah.
- Well, that's great!
536
00:51:22,170 --> 00:51:24,881
There's a couple of series
they think I'm right for.
537
00:51:24,882 --> 00:51:28,801
I've had a lot of really good meetings.
Everyone's very excited.
538
00:51:28,802 --> 00:51:31,637
That is so great!
I mean, Hollywood, that's like...
539
00:51:31,638 --> 00:51:36,809
Yeah. Well, here I go,
off into the sunset.
540
00:51:36,810 --> 00:51:39,812
Hey, good luck. Oh, sorry.
541
00:51:39,813 --> 00:51:44,481
I mean, break a leg,
or whatever they say.
542
00:51:46,111 --> 00:51:48,008
See you.
543
00:51:48,739 --> 00:51:51,046
Hey!
544
00:51:51,116 --> 00:51:52,962
We'll see you at Schwab's.
545
00:51:56,747 --> 00:51:58,695
Oh, God, Doris!
546
00:52:12,054 --> 00:52:14,513
She's new.
I saw her arrive in a limousine.
547
00:52:14,514 --> 00:52:17,386
A limousine? No kidding?
548
00:52:18,185 --> 00:52:21,687
- I hope to fuck she's in drama.
- No way. Dance department.
549
00:52:21,688 --> 00:52:24,357
She's too beautiful. Look at that ass.
550
00:52:24,358 --> 00:52:29,486
- I don't know about her tits.
- What? What kind of tits?
551
00:52:31,198 --> 00:52:33,783
- Tits... Pointy ones?
- She looks kind of flat.
552
00:52:33,784 --> 00:52:35,201
She's gorgeous!
553
00:52:35,202 --> 00:52:37,662
Little-bitty ones
with nips like raisins?
554
00:52:37,663 --> 00:52:40,206
She's turning around. Look at that ass.
555
00:52:40,207 --> 00:52:43,899
- Oh, she is a dancer.
- Let me up. Let me up!
556
00:52:47,798 --> 00:52:50,874
Let me see, you fuckers.
557
00:52:59,685 --> 00:53:02,812
Last year, we worked
on simple observations.
558
00:53:02,813 --> 00:53:07,566
This year, we're going to turn
that observation inward...
559
00:53:07,567 --> 00:53:10,569
...and work on re-creating
emotional states:
560
00:53:10,570 --> 00:53:14,699
Fear, joy, sorrow, anger.
561
00:53:14,700 --> 00:53:20,079
And it'll be more difficult because you'll
have to expose more of you...
562
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,999
...what's on the inside of you.
563
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,085
For your first acting exercise
this year, I want you...
564
00:53:26,086 --> 00:53:29,588
...to re-create a difficult memory...
565
00:53:29,589 --> 00:53:34,427
...a painful moment when you learned
something about yourself that hurt.
566
00:53:34,428 --> 00:53:38,014
And I mean really hurt.
567
00:53:38,015 --> 00:53:40,578
And reach.
568
00:53:40,934 --> 00:53:44,228
And through. And drop.
569
00:53:44,229 --> 00:53:45,479
And back.
570
00:53:52,612 --> 00:53:55,330
Hi, I'm Lisa Monroe.
571
00:53:56,033 --> 00:53:57,673
Hilary van Doren.
572
00:53:57,743 --> 00:53:59,243
I love your coat.
573
00:53:59,244 --> 00:54:01,192
I saw that in Bendel's window.
574
00:54:01,955 --> 00:54:05,875
- My stepmother bought it for me.
- Really?
575
00:54:05,876 --> 00:54:09,545
I wouldn't mind that kind of stepmother.
576
00:54:09,546 --> 00:54:13,549
She didn't do it for me.
She wants my father to think she cares.
577
00:54:13,550 --> 00:54:16,469
Besides, she loves shopping.
578
00:54:16,470 --> 00:54:20,264
She gets multiple orgasm
every time she buys something.
579
00:54:20,265 --> 00:54:22,558
Sounds great. I think I like her.
580
00:54:22,559 --> 00:54:24,200
You can have her.
581
00:54:24,311 --> 00:54:28,314
- Where's all the sweat, Lisa?
- I'm working on it.
582
00:54:28,315 --> 00:54:30,816
You're not working on it hard enough.
583
00:54:30,817 --> 00:54:33,330
Get rid of the gum.
584
00:54:44,164 --> 00:54:46,061
Watch me.
585
00:54:48,293 --> 00:54:50,754
Lift the bow off the string, Martelli.
586
00:54:50,796 --> 00:54:53,005
Mozart wouldn't do this today.
587
00:54:53,006 --> 00:54:55,341
- Do what?
- This bowing business.
588
00:54:55,342 --> 00:54:57,510
He'd plug his keyboard into an amp...
589
00:54:57,511 --> 00:55:01,013
...and he'd have string quartets
coming out of his fingers.
590
00:55:01,014 --> 00:55:04,850
And who would play all these
science-fiction symphonies?
591
00:55:04,851 --> 00:55:07,520
- He would.
- All by himself?
592
00:55:07,521 --> 00:55:11,357
He'd overdub and mix, of course.
He wouldn't make the same old noise.
593
00:55:11,358 --> 00:55:14,110
SHOROFSKY: Noise?
BRUNO: He'd sound electric.
594
00:55:14,111 --> 00:55:18,197
He'd have spacier strings and horns
and computerized bassoons.
595
00:55:18,198 --> 00:55:21,408
- One man is not an orchestra.
- Who needs orchestras?
596
00:55:21,409 --> 00:55:26,330
You can do it all with a keyboard,
an amp and enough power.
597
00:55:26,331 --> 00:55:28,874
You're going to play all by yourself?
598
00:55:28,875 --> 00:55:30,670
You don't need anybody else.
599
00:55:30,710 --> 00:55:34,046
That's not music, Martelli.
That's masturbation.
600
00:55:36,341 --> 00:55:39,343
See, I'm not naturally graceful.
601
00:55:39,344 --> 00:55:41,595
Grace doesn't run in our family.
602
00:55:41,596 --> 00:55:45,724
It's our genes. I've had to work
so hard to come this far.
603
00:55:45,725 --> 00:55:48,853
- God, I've been at it since I was 4.
- Me too.
604
00:55:48,854 --> 00:55:50,980
I started out with tap and stuff.
605
00:55:50,981 --> 00:55:55,151
Then my mom kept buying me pretty
ballet tutus, and I got hooked on it.
606
00:55:55,152 --> 00:55:58,571
Less lip, Monroe! More sweat!
607
00:55:58,572 --> 00:56:01,073
- She's just a bitch.
- She hates me.
608
00:56:01,074 --> 00:56:05,077
This is a dance class, Lisa,
not the Charles Atlas plan.
609
00:56:05,078 --> 00:56:08,664
- Shut your mouth.
- Where are your tights?
610
00:56:08,665 --> 00:56:10,916
I told you I got them.
I just forgot them.
611
00:56:10,917 --> 00:56:12,751
What's he talking about?
612
00:56:12,752 --> 00:56:15,087
Tights. He won't wear them.
613
00:56:16,298 --> 00:56:21,177
Look, Leroy, I told you, if you don't have
tights, you don't dance. Now go!
614
00:56:24,764 --> 00:56:27,141
Oh, I love your accent.
What did you say?
615
00:56:27,142 --> 00:56:28,934
I dig his black ass.
616
00:56:28,935 --> 00:56:34,435
- It's taken, Goldilocks.
- Don't count on it.
617
00:56:43,950 --> 00:56:45,451
A painful memory.
618
00:56:45,452 --> 00:56:48,412
What does he mean by
a painful memory?
619
00:56:48,413 --> 00:56:50,956
I don't know. I can't find
a painful memory.
620
00:56:50,957 --> 00:56:52,541
I know I have them.
621
00:56:52,542 --> 00:56:55,628
I mean, my pain's as good
as anybody else's.
622
00:56:55,629 --> 00:56:59,048
I have lots of them. You can borrow
one of mine if you want.
623
00:56:59,049 --> 00:57:03,928
Like, I used to wet my bed. There, that
was painful. You can have that memory.
624
00:57:03,929 --> 00:57:05,429
No, thank you.
625
00:57:05,430 --> 00:57:09,558
Then there was the last time my father
packed his bags and left us.
626
00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:11,644
That really was painful.
627
00:57:11,645 --> 00:57:16,190
Or the first time my mother flew to L.A.
and didn't come back for six weeks.
628
00:57:16,191 --> 00:57:20,653
- Oh.
- Or the first time I fell in love.
629
00:57:20,654 --> 00:57:23,628
Where'd that come from?
630
00:57:23,657 --> 00:57:26,033
I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
631
00:59:02,547 --> 00:59:04,547
You're gonna tell everybody that?
632
00:59:04,841 --> 00:59:07,551
It's the most painful memory
I can think of.
633
00:59:07,552 --> 00:59:10,429
He didn't say the most painful.
He just said painful.
634
00:59:10,430 --> 00:59:14,767
- We're supposed to expose ourselves.
- Imagine what Ralph Garci will say.
635
00:59:14,768 --> 00:59:19,438
A pie in the face comes with the job.
That's what my mom says. She knows.
636
00:59:19,439 --> 00:59:20,856
I don't get it.
637
00:59:20,857 --> 00:59:25,110
A real artist must never be afraid of
what other people will say about him.
638
00:59:25,111 --> 00:59:28,113
It was a time when I realized
something about myself.
639
00:59:28,114 --> 00:59:31,200
- Maybe you didn't realize it right.
- What do you mean?
640
00:59:31,201 --> 00:59:35,287
Well, I mean, everybody falls in love
with their analyst.
641
00:59:35,288 --> 00:59:38,123
There's a word for that, isn't there?
642
00:59:38,124 --> 00:59:40,125
Homosexual.
643
01:00:36,516 --> 01:00:38,434
That's my music.
644
01:00:38,435 --> 01:00:40,691
That lunatic stole my tape.
645
01:00:50,029 --> 01:00:51,875
Wow, that's me.
646
01:00:52,866 --> 01:00:58,366
That's my son's music!
My son Bruno. Bruno Martelli!
647
01:00:58,663 --> 01:01:02,875
He wrote the music.
Today, 46th Street...
648
01:01:02,876 --> 01:01:06,378
...tomorrow, Madison Square Garden.
649
01:01:10,592 --> 01:01:13,552
- Papa. Papa.
- Bruno!
650
01:01:13,553 --> 01:01:14,761
What are you doing?
651
01:01:14,762 --> 01:01:18,307
You've lost your mind. You're crazy.
Those tapes aren't ready.
652
01:01:18,308 --> 01:01:21,810
Look at the people.
They don't know it's not ready.
653
01:01:21,811 --> 01:01:26,838
Look at it, they like it!
Bruno, they like it! Bruno!
654
01:01:55,345 --> 01:01:58,472
- Hey, yo!
- Huh?
655
01:01:58,473 --> 01:02:02,518
Move your fucking parade!
What do you think this is, 5th Avenue?
656
01:02:02,519 --> 01:02:04,520
Back it up!
657
01:02:04,521 --> 01:02:10,021
I'll get your ass, buddy!
Who do you think you are?
658
01:02:17,742 --> 01:02:20,786
You're next, you hear me?
659
01:02:20,787 --> 01:02:23,664
Get away from there.
What are you doing?
660
01:02:23,665 --> 01:02:25,374
How do you like that?
661
01:02:25,375 --> 01:02:29,786
Pick that up, you son of a bitch!
662
01:03:04,414 --> 01:03:08,568
I thought I was just
going through a stage.
663
01:03:09,085 --> 01:03:11,503
That's what everyone told me.
664
01:03:11,504 --> 01:03:15,248
And it never
worried me when I was 10.
665
01:03:15,550 --> 01:03:21,050
Except they told me the same thing
at 12 and 14.
666
01:03:23,182 --> 01:03:28,682
So finally, my analyst
leveled with me.
667
01:03:28,688 --> 01:03:33,047
He said it was probably a life choice.
668
01:03:38,197 --> 01:03:40,556
It's funny.
669
01:03:42,035 --> 01:03:47,535
"Gay" used to mean
such a happy kind of word once.
670
01:03:48,875 --> 01:03:54,375
Not that it bothers me.
I'm pretty well-adjusted, really.
671
01:03:56,215 --> 01:03:58,676
I mean...
672
01:04:01,095 --> 01:04:04,389
...never being happy...
673
01:04:04,390 --> 01:04:08,060
...isn't the same as being unhappy.
674
01:04:08,061 --> 01:04:10,726
Is it?
675
01:04:12,649 --> 01:04:16,751
Dr. Golden explains it real well.
676
01:04:17,236 --> 01:04:19,543
He explains everything well.
677
01:04:23,284 --> 01:04:24,993
I've had a lot of help.
678
01:04:36,255 --> 01:04:40,509
Hey, Doris, you wanna go to
The Rocky Horror Show tomorrow night?
679
01:04:40,510 --> 01:04:41,927
That sounds great.
680
01:04:41,928 --> 01:04:45,681
It starts at midnight, so you better
check it out with your mom.
681
01:04:45,682 --> 01:04:50,394
Calling Montgomery MacNeil.
682
01:04:50,395 --> 01:04:54,138
Oh, Montgomery.
683
01:04:59,904 --> 01:05:03,198
I suppose that a fuck
is out of the question?
684
01:05:03,199 --> 01:05:06,326
There he is, Ralph Garci,
right on the button.
685
01:05:06,327 --> 01:05:08,620
- Nice.
- Get off!
686
01:05:08,621 --> 01:05:13,166
- I warned you this would happen.
- It's your case, man. I don't give a fuck.
687
01:05:13,167 --> 01:05:16,420
- It's a joke. It just came out.
- Like me.
688
01:05:17,630 --> 01:05:21,633
Yeah. Hey, Doris, listen,
I meant to tell you.
689
01:05:21,634 --> 01:05:26,054
There's an open call for a movie
at the Diplomat Hotel.
690
01:05:26,055 --> 01:05:29,641
- Oh, yeah?
- They're looking for your type.
691
01:05:29,642 --> 01:05:32,519
- What's my type?
- You know, your type.
692
01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:37,065
- Irishy, Jewishy, paranoid.
- What's the name of this movie?
693
01:05:37,066 --> 01:05:42,452
- I Was a Teenage Fag Hag.
- You shit!
694
01:05:44,949 --> 01:05:46,158
Stop it!
695
01:05:46,159 --> 01:05:49,161
I never knew it would
be like this, Doris.
696
01:05:49,162 --> 01:05:53,331
Oh, come closer, sweetheart.
Oh, my, such embrace.
697
01:05:58,713 --> 01:06:01,965
The Silbermans know
some very important people.
698
01:06:01,966 --> 01:06:05,969
They really have connections.
They're mishpoche with Soupy Sales.
699
01:06:05,970 --> 01:06:08,972
Oh, listen.
Your nice white blouse is ironed.
700
01:06:08,973 --> 01:06:12,517
Or you could wear your pink dress
with the ribbons.
701
01:06:12,518 --> 01:06:15,729
- You look so pretty in that.
- I hate that pink dress.
702
01:06:15,730 --> 01:06:18,774
- So don't wear your pink dress.
- I'm not going, Mama!
703
01:06:18,775 --> 01:06:20,901
- Then gargle.
- I'm going out to dinner!
704
01:06:20,902 --> 01:06:24,029
- It's a catered affair.
- It's not the food!
705
01:06:24,030 --> 01:06:26,531
This is an opportunity to perform.
706
01:06:26,532 --> 01:06:29,701
- Take advantage of it.
- I promised Montgomery!
707
01:06:29,702 --> 01:06:33,394
Well, I promised the Silbermans!
708
01:06:35,708 --> 01:06:39,711
It's a party, Doris.
They need a singer.
709
01:06:39,712 --> 01:06:45,091
And you, you need exposure.
So you're going.
710
01:06:45,092 --> 01:06:47,553
I'm not!
711
01:06:55,770 --> 01:06:59,731
Happy birthday to you
712
01:06:59,732 --> 01:07:03,360
Happy birthday to you
713
01:07:03,361 --> 01:07:08,824
Happy birthday, dear Sidney
714
01:07:08,825 --> 01:07:14,325
Happy birthday to you
715
01:07:19,710 --> 01:07:24,756
Happy birthday, dear Sidney
716
01:07:24,757 --> 01:07:28,677
Happy birthday to you
717
01:07:33,432 --> 01:07:37,997
Very good, Doris.
What did you realize about yourself?
718
01:07:39,105 --> 01:07:44,234
I don't like birthday parties.
Or pink dresses.
719
01:07:44,277 --> 01:07:47,779
Or the Silbermans. Or Brooklyn.
720
01:07:47,780 --> 01:07:50,574
Or even being Jewish.
721
01:07:50,575 --> 01:07:52,574
I mean, it's not bad...
722
01:07:52,952 --> 01:07:55,620
...but it's not all I am.
723
01:07:55,621 --> 01:08:00,125
I don't know who I am,
and I never will if I don't assert myself.
724
01:08:00,126 --> 01:08:05,626
I'm 16 years old.
I've got to assert myself sometime.
725
01:08:07,091 --> 01:08:09,193
Don't I?
726
01:08:09,218 --> 01:08:11,833
Okay, Doris. Ralph?
727
01:08:13,347 --> 01:08:16,391
I was coming home from
school one day.
728
01:08:16,392 --> 01:08:17,930
As usual.
729
01:08:18,394 --> 01:08:23,894
I had a couple of pieces of business
to attend to in the neighborhood.
730
01:08:24,525 --> 01:08:27,192
It was January.
731
01:08:27,194 --> 01:08:30,220
It was snowing like crazy.
732
01:08:32,408 --> 01:08:36,119
Santa Claus just ripped
everybody off.
733
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:39,331
He split for Toy Town or Igloo City...
734
01:08:39,332 --> 01:08:43,384
...or the North Pole
or wherever the hell he goes.
735
01:08:45,254 --> 01:08:47,869
So anyway...
736
01:08:48,633 --> 01:08:52,325
I was going home, and...
737
01:08:53,846 --> 01:08:56,348
I found this note.
738
01:08:56,349 --> 01:08:59,059
It said my two chicks were in church.
739
01:08:59,060 --> 01:09:03,214
What the hell are my two chicks
doing in church?
740
01:09:03,773 --> 01:09:06,695
Somebody die or something?
741
01:09:08,527 --> 01:09:14,027
That was... That was a joke.
That was supposed to be a joke.
742
01:09:20,164 --> 01:09:24,523
Anyway, I went home.
743
01:09:26,545 --> 01:09:32,045
I dropped a little incense like
I always do, just to unwind a little bit.
744
01:09:34,303 --> 01:09:37,586
And I put on the TV set.
745
01:09:39,892 --> 01:09:43,790
And there was
this guy on the TV.
746
01:09:46,273 --> 01:09:49,504
And he was talking
about Freddie.
747
01:09:52,238 --> 01:09:57,110
He... He said that...
748
01:09:57,827 --> 01:10:03,327
He said that Freddie Prinze
put a gun to his head...
749
01:10:03,791 --> 01:10:08,868
...and he killed himself.
750
01:10:11,465 --> 01:10:15,568
You know, it was an accident, man.
751
01:10:16,429 --> 01:10:21,096
Shit, I mean, he was fucking...
He was very gifted.
752
01:10:21,267 --> 01:10:26,767
You always laughed at him
because he was very fucking talented.
753
01:10:29,775 --> 01:10:33,778
And sometimes you didn't even
wanna laugh at him...
754
01:10:33,779 --> 01:10:36,344
...and you laughed at him anyway.
755
01:10:36,782 --> 01:10:39,034
But those motherfuckers...
756
01:10:39,035 --> 01:10:42,037
...they had to say that
he was depressed...
757
01:10:42,038 --> 01:10:45,790
...and he was suicidal,
and that he was fucked up.
758
01:10:45,791 --> 01:10:50,754
They wanted his fucking ass, man.
They wanted to nail his ass.
759
01:10:50,755 --> 01:10:55,781
Because he didn't think living
was such a happy trip, you know?
760
01:10:56,510 --> 01:11:00,263
We can't have happy people
walking on this planet.
761
01:11:00,264 --> 01:11:03,475
Everybody's gotta be
so goddamn serious.
762
01:11:03,476 --> 01:11:06,061
Everyone's gotta stay in business...
763
01:11:06,062 --> 01:11:10,774
...and suffer so the witch doctors
and the deodorant-spray people...
764
01:11:10,775 --> 01:11:14,152
...and plastic surgeons
could stay in business.
765
01:11:14,153 --> 01:11:18,281
And we can all go fucking pray
to the asshole God up there...
766
01:11:18,282 --> 01:11:22,026
...that fucked it up
in the first place!
767
01:11:25,915 --> 01:11:30,210
Does all this make you
realize anything about yourself?
768
01:11:30,211 --> 01:11:34,622
- What?
- How does it affect you?
769
01:11:34,882 --> 01:11:37,754
How does it affect me?
770
01:11:38,219 --> 01:11:41,304
I'm here,
and I'm in this fucking school.
771
01:11:41,305 --> 01:11:44,516
And I'm fucking everybody back
for Freddie!
772
01:11:44,517 --> 01:11:46,518
Take it easy, Ralph.
773
01:11:46,519 --> 01:11:50,188
You want them laughing
with you, not at you.
774
01:11:50,189 --> 01:11:52,650
I don't want them laughing.
775
01:12:04,620 --> 01:12:06,568
Leroy?
776
01:12:06,914 --> 01:12:08,196
Ma'am?
777
01:12:08,457 --> 01:12:11,126
What are you wearing, Leroy?
778
01:12:11,127 --> 01:12:14,337
- A hat.
- On your feet, Leroy.
779
01:12:14,338 --> 01:12:18,633
Oh, those. You like them? They get me
to class quicker, get more learning in.
780
01:12:18,634 --> 01:12:21,553
- What about your book report?
- I done it.
781
01:12:21,554 --> 01:12:24,889
- You did it.
- 1000 words. I counted them too.
782
01:12:24,890 --> 01:12:28,560
- The Best of Playboy isn't a book report.
- It's reading, ain't it?
783
01:12:28,561 --> 01:12:33,731
So is 1984, Huckleberry Finn,
Great Expectations. You heard of those?
784
01:12:33,732 --> 01:12:35,775
I seen a couple of the movies.
785
01:12:35,776 --> 01:12:39,070
If you don't read,
you're missing so much.
786
01:12:39,071 --> 01:12:44,571
- I don't like reading. it's not my style.
- Then try Othello. He's black.
787
01:12:45,161 --> 01:12:48,580
- 1000 words in two weeks.
- Or what?
788
01:12:48,581 --> 01:12:53,299
Or you'll skate right out of
this school, Mr. Johnson.
789
01:13:08,934 --> 01:13:11,088
BERG:
Come in.
790
01:13:12,605 --> 01:13:17,785
- Miss Berg, you wanted to see me?
- Come and sit down, Lisa.
791
01:13:23,115 --> 01:13:26,409
You're not working hard enough, Lisa.
792
01:13:26,410 --> 01:13:29,537
Well, I've been sick.
793
01:13:29,538 --> 01:13:32,512
Dancers don't get sick.
794
01:13:32,708 --> 01:13:34,626
Well, my doctor told me...
795
01:13:34,627 --> 01:13:38,463
...to take it easy
for a week or two until I feel okay.
796
01:13:38,464 --> 01:13:42,967
- So now it's the doctor's fault?
- Don't you believe me?
797
01:13:42,968 --> 01:13:44,636
I believe you, Lisa.
798
01:13:44,637 --> 01:13:48,723
But I don't have room
for you in this class anymore.
799
01:13:48,724 --> 01:13:51,309
But I brought a doctor's note.
800
01:13:51,310 --> 01:13:55,355
There are too many other girls
who take dance seriously...
801
01:13:55,356 --> 01:13:58,399
...to waste time and space
on someone who isn't dedicated.
802
01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:03,821
- But I am dedicated.
- I'm sorry, Lisa. I don't see it.
803
01:14:03,822 --> 01:14:06,658
I got into this school, didn't I?
804
01:14:06,659 --> 01:14:10,495
We made a mistake.
Sometimes it just doesn't work out.
805
01:14:10,496 --> 01:14:13,915
- You'll get over it.
- I'll work harder.
806
01:14:13,916 --> 01:14:16,876
- Maybe.
- I promise I'll be better.
807
01:14:16,877 --> 01:14:19,170
Better isn't good enough.
808
01:14:19,171 --> 01:14:23,675
I don't think you'll ever
be good enough. You don't have it.
809
01:14:23,676 --> 01:14:29,138
That's a hard thing to hear, and it's not
pleasant to say, but it's the truth.
810
01:14:29,139 --> 01:14:33,518
I'm saving you a lot of time and pain
by saying it now.
811
01:14:33,519 --> 01:14:36,954
I don't wanna be the best.
812
01:14:37,022 --> 01:14:40,920
- Well, you won't be.
- I just wanna dance.
813
01:14:41,527 --> 01:14:46,990
- Well, you'll never be a Mikhail, Lisa.
- I can't fail, Miss Berg.
814
01:14:46,991 --> 01:14:51,411
- I only ever wanted to be a dancer.
- You'll get over it.
815
01:14:51,412 --> 01:14:56,912
- What do I tell my mother?
- Have her call me and I'll explain.
816
01:15:09,054 --> 01:15:11,310
Shit.
817
01:15:29,533 --> 01:15:34,078
I'm singin' in the rain
Just singin' in the rain
818
01:15:34,079 --> 01:15:38,291
What a glorious feelingI'm happy again
819
01:15:38,292 --> 01:15:42,754
I'm laughing at cloudsSo dark up above
820
01:15:42,755 --> 01:15:44,630
The sun's in my heart
821
01:15:44,631 --> 01:15:47,091
- And I'm ready for love- For love
822
01:15:47,092 --> 01:15:49,427
Let the stormy clouds chaseEveryone from the place
823
01:15:50,637 --> 01:15:54,182
Come on with the rainI've a smile on my face
824
01:15:54,183 --> 01:15:58,436
I walk down the laneWith a happy refrain
825
01:15:58,437 --> 01:16:03,274
Just singin' and dancin'In the rain
826
01:16:03,275 --> 01:16:07,695
I'm singin' in the rainJust singin' in the rain
827
01:16:07,696 --> 01:16:11,783
What a glorious feelingI'm happy again
828
01:16:11,784 --> 01:16:15,681
I'm laughing at cloudsI'm ready for love
829
01:16:25,756 --> 01:16:30,009
Fuck it. If I can't dance,
I'll change to the drama department.
830
01:16:30,010 --> 01:16:33,638
COCO: I tell you,
you're a fucking good actress.
831
01:16:39,978 --> 01:16:43,523
I heard the bitch came down
on her real hard.
832
01:16:43,524 --> 01:16:47,985
- So? Life comes down hard.
- She just took a real bad dump, kid.
833
01:16:49,154 --> 01:16:53,533
Better she realizes it now
than OD in some motel room at 30.
834
01:16:53,534 --> 01:16:56,619
HILARY: You might show
a little more sympathy, dear.
835
01:16:56,620 --> 01:16:59,914
- I'm not "dear."
- Évidemment.
836
01:16:59,915 --> 01:17:02,542
You're not très sensitive either.
837
01:17:02,543 --> 01:17:03,960
I'm a professional.
838
01:17:03,961 --> 01:17:08,172
A few unkind words aren't
going to bother me none.
839
01:17:08,173 --> 01:17:13,553
- I know it won't all be standing ovations.
- Certainly not for you, my dear.
840
01:17:13,554 --> 01:17:16,180
Look, I'm not "my dear."
You can fuck "my dear."
841
01:17:16,181 --> 01:17:21,464
Well, thank you. That might be fun.
842
01:17:23,355 --> 01:17:27,817
And that might be impossible.
He's not into vanilla.
843
01:17:27,818 --> 01:17:30,027
Might be a nice change
from black cherry.
844
01:17:30,028 --> 01:17:33,573
The darker the berry,
the sweeter the juice, honey.
845
01:17:33,574 --> 01:17:38,035
Yes, but who wants diabetes?
846
01:17:41,707 --> 01:17:45,376
I mean, you don't understand.
Listen to me, man.
847
01:17:45,377 --> 01:17:49,088
Diction. Watch your diction, Ralph.
You're slurring your words.
848
01:17:49,089 --> 01:17:54,093
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Marlon Brando slurred his words.
849
01:17:54,094 --> 01:17:57,555
Montgomery Clift and
James Dean slurred their words.
850
01:17:57,556 --> 01:18:01,100
They were the greatest actors in the
world. Nobody could understand them.
851
01:18:02,895 --> 01:18:05,766
Wait a second. What's so funny?
852
01:18:16,617 --> 01:18:20,703
Hey, it's Raul.
Where's my two chicks, huh?
853
01:18:28,128 --> 01:18:32,744
Look at you! You got so big!
Where is Mom? Is she home?
854
01:18:50,734 --> 01:18:51,943
Hey! Hey!
855
01:19:01,036 --> 01:19:03,454
Hey, cupcake. Come here, cupcake.
856
01:19:03,455 --> 01:19:07,667
Faggot.
That's what you are now, man.
857
01:19:07,668 --> 01:19:11,257
What you doing? Whoa! Damn, man.
858
01:19:12,005 --> 01:19:14,257
Faggot! Faggot!
859
01:19:14,258 --> 01:19:18,469
...valley
I'm treading the road of care
860
01:19:18,470 --> 01:19:23,970
My feet entangled with briarsReady to cast me down
861
01:19:24,309 --> 01:19:29,027
He'll never leave you alone
862
01:19:55,173 --> 01:19:59,276
Martelli! Bruno Martelli!
863
01:20:00,512 --> 01:20:01,679
Shit!
864
01:20:06,977 --> 01:20:08,728
I think she's in love.
865
01:20:08,729 --> 01:20:12,356
In the beginning
she's not in love with him...
866
01:20:12,357 --> 01:20:14,734
- God, you live here, Montgomery?
- Yeah.
867
01:20:14,735 --> 01:20:17,361
- This is a great pad.
- You like it?
868
01:20:17,362 --> 01:20:21,032
It's great. What happened to all
your furniture? You get ripped off?
869
01:20:21,033 --> 01:20:23,868
- It closed in Cincinnati.
- What's that mean?
870
01:20:23,869 --> 01:20:27,538
My mom kept saying she was gonna
fix it up when she got into a long run.
871
01:20:27,539 --> 01:20:30,374
- She's got a lousy choice in plays.
- It's perfect.
872
01:20:30,375 --> 01:20:35,254
We don't need nothing for rehearsal.
Ready when you are, Mr. Director.
873
01:20:35,255 --> 01:20:39,967
- All right, page one, Act 1.
- All right, page one, Act 1.
874
01:21:14,419 --> 01:21:18,471
Raul?
875
01:21:42,614 --> 01:21:44,949
Raul?
876
01:21:59,131 --> 01:22:03,968
If you're kicked around enough,
you get to be a real professor of pain.
877
01:22:03,969 --> 01:22:08,097
I know how you feel.
But I'm having a real good time now.
878
01:22:08,098 --> 01:22:09,849
I'm enjoying myself.
879
01:22:09,850 --> 01:22:12,977
So you see, you're not such
a dog as you think you are.
880
01:22:12,978 --> 01:22:15,354
I'm having a very good time too.
881
01:22:15,355 --> 01:22:19,358
So there you are. I'm not such a dog
as I think I am.
882
01:22:19,359 --> 01:22:21,652
I think you're a very nice guy.
883
01:22:21,653 --> 01:22:24,572
I don't know why
a girl hasn't grabbed you.
884
01:22:24,573 --> 01:22:30,073
Yeah, I don't either. I am a nice guy.
885
01:22:30,162 --> 01:22:33,649
I'm also a real smart guy too.
886
01:22:41,131 --> 01:22:46,516
Wait. There's a whole speech yet.
You're not supposed to kiss yet.
887
01:22:48,305 --> 01:22:53,184
Ralph. Doris. Ralph, you have a whole
speech here you haven't even done.
888
01:22:53,185 --> 01:22:56,672
Ralph, you're not supposed to kiss yet.
889
01:23:03,195 --> 01:23:06,197
My mother was French
and very beautiful.
890
01:23:06,198 --> 01:23:11,698
Straight out of some chateau.
She danced every night for hours.
891
01:23:12,037 --> 01:23:16,207
Daddy was in Washington
or out to dinner with clients...
892
01:23:16,208 --> 01:23:19,919
...while Mom was with Tchaikovsky,
Ravel, Mantovani.
893
01:23:19,920 --> 01:23:23,798
You'll meet my stepmother, Claudia.
Trainee witch.
894
01:23:23,799 --> 01:23:27,551
No cracks about being Chinese.
She's had her eyes fixed.
895
01:23:27,552 --> 01:23:31,222
She recuperated in Palm Springs,
where she had her purse stolen.
896
01:23:31,223 --> 01:23:34,558
She lost all her credit cards.
897
01:23:34,559 --> 01:23:40,059
Dad doesn't want to report it, though.
The thief is spending less than she did.
898
01:23:46,988 --> 01:23:49,347
Hi, Daddy.
899
01:23:50,575 --> 01:23:52,318
Hi.
900
01:23:52,577 --> 01:23:56,475
Oh, this is Leroy. Homework.
901
01:24:03,505 --> 01:24:07,007
Sometimes I wonder
902
01:24:07,008 --> 01:24:10,650
Where I been
903
01:24:10,804 --> 01:24:13,764
Who I am
904
01:24:13,765 --> 01:24:17,919
Do I fit in?
905
01:24:17,936 --> 01:24:21,146
Make believin'
906
01:24:21,147 --> 01:24:24,378
Is hard alone
907
01:24:24,568 --> 01:24:30,068
Out here on my own
908
01:24:31,074 --> 01:24:34,952
We're always provin'
909
01:24:34,953 --> 01:24:38,372
Who we are
910
01:24:38,373 --> 01:24:41,250
Always reachin'
911
01:24:41,251 --> 01:24:44,840
For that risin' star
912
01:24:45,046 --> 01:24:48,226
To guide me far
913
01:24:48,425 --> 01:24:51,135
And shine me home
914
01:24:51,136 --> 01:24:56,636
Out here on my own
915
01:24:58,852 --> 01:25:04,352
When I'm down and feelin' blue
916
01:25:05,275 --> 01:25:10,775
I close my eyes so I can be with you
917
01:25:11,323 --> 01:25:15,326
Oh, baby, be strong for me
918
01:25:15,327 --> 01:25:19,747
Baby, belong to me
919
01:25:19,748 --> 01:25:22,291
Help me through
920
01:25:22,292 --> 01:25:27,296
Help me need you
921
01:25:27,297 --> 01:25:30,591
Until the morning
922
01:25:30,592 --> 01:25:34,386
Sun appears
923
01:25:34,387 --> 01:25:37,222
Making light
924
01:25:37,223 --> 01:25:40,865
Of all my fears
925
01:25:40,894 --> 01:25:44,535
I dry the tears
926
01:25:44,606 --> 01:25:47,375
I've never shown
927
01:25:47,859 --> 01:25:53,359
Out here on my own
928
01:25:54,950 --> 01:26:00,450
But when I'm down and feelin' blue
929
01:26:01,623 --> 01:26:07,123
I close my eyes so I can be with you
930
01:26:07,837 --> 01:26:11,757
Oh, baby, be strong for me
931
01:26:11,758 --> 01:26:16,345
Baby, belong to me
932
01:26:16,346 --> 01:26:18,555
Help me through
933
01:26:18,556 --> 01:26:23,788
Help me need you
934
01:26:23,895 --> 01:26:27,439
Sometimes I wonder
935
01:26:27,440 --> 01:26:31,082
Where I've been
936
01:26:31,111 --> 01:26:34,085
Who I am
937
01:26:34,239 --> 01:26:37,908
Do I fit in?
938
01:26:37,909 --> 01:26:40,165
I may not win
939
01:26:40,870 --> 01:26:43,956
But I can't be thrown
940
01:26:43,957 --> 01:26:49,420
Out here
941
01:26:49,421 --> 01:26:54,921
On my own
942
01:26:57,595 --> 01:27:00,806
Out here
943
01:27:00,807 --> 01:27:06,307
On my own
944
01:27:13,737 --> 01:27:17,656
That was nice. Really.
945
01:27:17,657 --> 01:27:19,450
Sentimental shit.
946
01:27:21,286 --> 01:27:24,362
That was beautiful!
947
01:27:24,956 --> 01:27:28,542
That was beautiful.
948
01:27:28,543 --> 01:27:31,312
It was beautiful.
949
01:27:38,428 --> 01:27:42,181
- Yeah, this is it here.
- You live here?
950
01:27:42,182 --> 01:27:45,184
My sister lives here.
I'm always welcome.
951
01:27:45,185 --> 01:27:46,894
- Very nice.
- Yeah.
952
01:27:46,895 --> 01:27:50,981
They're very fancy, huh?
I'll wait till you get inside.
953
01:27:50,982 --> 01:27:53,400
No. It's okay. Really.
954
01:27:53,401 --> 01:27:55,903
- Okay.
- It's a good neighborhood.
955
01:27:55,904 --> 01:28:00,324
- It's not much, but...
- Please, come on. That's not necessary.
956
01:28:00,325 --> 01:28:01,950
I should pay you.
957
01:28:01,951 --> 01:28:06,455
You know, I play your tapes
for my customers, you know.
958
01:28:06,456 --> 01:28:11,956
They love that stuff.
My tips go up 20 percent, at least.
959
01:28:12,837 --> 01:28:16,840
- And my son is happy.
- He's writing some good shit too.
960
01:28:16,841 --> 01:28:20,719
We're gonna be all over the charts
one of these days.
961
01:28:20,720 --> 01:28:25,516
- You make him happy, you know that?
- We're a hot team, you know.
962
01:28:25,517 --> 01:28:30,354
- You make him hotter. You know?
- Sure.
963
01:28:30,355 --> 01:28:35,484
I seem to have that effect on people.
What can I do? Thanks again.
964
01:28:35,485 --> 01:28:38,278
- Good night, Bruno.
- Night. Take it easy.
965
01:28:38,279 --> 01:28:40,331
Good night.
966
01:30:04,073 --> 01:30:05,919
You're crazy.
967
01:30:05,950 --> 01:30:07,385
You call a doctor?
968
01:30:07,452 --> 01:30:08,887
I don't think she's hurt.
969
01:30:08,953 --> 01:30:11,455
Since when are you
in the thinking business?
970
01:30:11,456 --> 01:30:12,891
She's frightened.
971
01:30:12,916 --> 01:30:16,335
- She's 5 fucking years old!
- Please keep your voice down.
972
01:30:16,336 --> 01:30:18,128
Raul!
973
01:30:18,129 --> 01:30:20,631
- You're in a church.
- You're in the Dark Ages!
974
01:30:22,634 --> 01:30:24,838
You kiss my ass, Padre.
975
01:30:25,094 --> 01:30:29,973
She needs a doctor! A doctor!
Not the goddamn Holy Ghost!
976
01:30:54,582 --> 01:30:57,147
Is she all right?
977
01:31:00,838 --> 01:31:04,174
You're not attacked by a creep
at 5 years old and all right.
978
01:31:04,175 --> 01:31:06,134
I'm sorry.
979
01:31:06,135 --> 01:31:09,346
Doris, I wasn't there!
I wasn't fucking there!
980
01:31:09,347 --> 01:31:10,782
What about your father?
981
01:31:11,015 --> 01:31:13,517
I happen to be between
fathers right now.
982
01:31:13,518 --> 01:31:15,209
What does that mean?
983
01:31:15,520 --> 01:31:18,135
You got to understand something.
984
01:31:18,189 --> 01:31:21,881
You got to understand
the Puerto Rican woman.
985
01:31:22,986 --> 01:31:24,903
She thinks about the kids...
986
01:31:24,904 --> 01:31:29,908
...how they gotta have a father.
Love has nothing to do with it.
987
01:31:29,909 --> 01:31:32,327
My mom has an extra room.
She rents it out.
988
01:31:32,328 --> 01:31:35,867
Next thing you know,
I've got a new father.
989
01:31:41,045 --> 01:31:45,007
They're all right, mostly.
They may stay a day...
990
01:31:45,008 --> 01:31:48,635
...or a week or a month,
if we're lucky.
991
01:31:48,636 --> 01:31:51,456
Sometimes they even pay the rent.
992
01:31:53,057 --> 01:31:55,364
They keep out all the rats.
993
01:31:55,810 --> 01:31:58,979
Not animal-type rats.
I'm talking about real rats...
994
01:31:58,980 --> 01:32:00,856
...the junkies and the winos...
995
01:32:00,857 --> 01:32:05,216
...and the shitheads
and the people who beat up...
996
01:32:08,239 --> 01:32:11,419
...little 5-year-old kids.
997
01:32:14,537 --> 01:32:17,050
I got three sisters, see?
998
01:32:18,333 --> 01:32:23,359
One of them, Maria, she's
in kind of a special place.
999
01:32:23,713 --> 01:32:28,688
We see her a couple times a year.
She's got a birth defect.
1000
01:32:30,887 --> 01:32:34,322
That's a goddamn lie.
1001
01:32:35,391 --> 01:32:38,674
That's a goddamn lie!
1002
01:32:39,729 --> 01:32:42,606
Want to know about my father?
My first fucking father?
1003
01:32:42,607 --> 01:32:45,025
He ain't no special shit.
1004
01:32:45,026 --> 01:32:50,526
He's in New York State Penitentiary.
He's doing time.
1005
01:32:50,948 --> 01:32:54,117
I remember this one night
he got bothered...
1006
01:32:54,118 --> 01:32:58,121
...because I was making her laugh.
I was telling her stories.
1007
01:32:58,122 --> 01:33:01,792
It was just kid stuff.
Flying carpets and dragons.
1008
01:33:01,793 --> 01:33:05,504
And he got mad
because she was laughing!
1009
01:33:05,505 --> 01:33:08,382
And he said I was telling her lies.
1010
01:33:08,383 --> 01:33:10,330
And this one night...
1011
01:33:11,260 --> 01:33:13,362
...he got bothered.
1012
01:33:14,138 --> 01:33:16,765
He's beating me
and coming down on me...
1013
01:33:16,766 --> 01:33:18,433
...I said, "I make her laugh."
1014
01:33:18,434 --> 01:33:22,332
That's not a lie, that's a gift,
goddamn it.
1015
01:33:22,814 --> 01:33:25,479
He can't do it.
1016
01:33:26,150 --> 01:33:31,485
He said if he can't do it,
he sure as shit's gonna stop it.
1017
01:33:32,115 --> 01:33:35,089
And he went for me, and...
1018
01:33:35,410 --> 01:33:38,999
...she got in the way
all of a sudden, and...
1019
01:33:39,956 --> 01:33:43,289
...he put her head inside a fucking wall.
1020
01:33:43,543 --> 01:33:47,003
If it was my fucking head,
it would've been all right...
1021
01:33:47,004 --> 01:33:49,548
...but it wasn't. It was hers!
1022
01:33:49,549 --> 01:33:54,553
If it was my fucking fat head,
it would've been all right.
1023
01:33:54,554 --> 01:33:58,849
She's a beautiful kid.
She's 5 fucking years old.
1024
01:33:58,850 --> 01:34:04,350
She's got a pretty little laugh.
She still laughs, as a matter of fact.
1025
01:35:05,583 --> 01:35:08,168
Barbra Streisand didn't change her name.
1026
01:35:08,169 --> 01:35:12,047
- I don't want to talk about it.
- I'll call you Doris, like always.
1027
01:35:12,048 --> 01:35:13,340
I won't answer.
1028
01:35:13,341 --> 01:35:17,344
- It's a perfectly good name.
- For a perfectly good person.
1029
01:35:17,345 --> 01:35:20,472
A skinny, boring, nondescript,
perfectly good person.
1030
01:35:20,473 --> 01:35:25,973
I have a lot of friends named Doris,
and they are none of those things.
1031
01:35:26,771 --> 01:35:29,189
- Yeah, but they're all...
- What?
1032
01:35:29,190 --> 01:35:31,566
No, no, no. Say it. Go ahead. Say it!
1033
01:35:31,567 --> 01:35:36,112
I would like to know what my daughter
thinks is wrong with my friends.
1034
01:35:36,113 --> 01:35:39,950
I don't want a middle-aged name.
I can't relate to it.
1035
01:35:39,951 --> 01:35:41,618
You can call me Dominique.
1036
01:35:41,619 --> 01:35:42,953
Dominique.
1037
01:35:42,954 --> 01:35:45,455
- That's ridiculous.
- It's French.
1038
01:35:45,456 --> 01:35:50,210
- I know what it is, but it's not you.
- I'll grow into it.
1039
01:35:50,211 --> 01:35:54,297
- Dominique Finsecker?
- No. Dominique Dupont.
1040
01:35:54,298 --> 01:35:56,591
- Sounds like a hooker.
- Oh, Mama.
1041
01:35:56,592 --> 01:36:00,887
I don't know what's happening to you.
Tell me what's happening to you.
1042
01:36:00,888 --> 01:36:03,390
Where did my Doris go?
1043
01:36:03,391 --> 01:36:08,315
Something wonderful is happening
to me, Mama. I'm growing up.
1044
01:36:08,646 --> 01:36:11,147
You're becoming somebody else.
1045
01:36:11,148 --> 01:36:15,694
- I'm becoming an actress.
- I want you to be the Doris that I know.
1046
01:36:15,695 --> 01:36:18,863
That I love. That helps
me with the groceries.
1047
01:36:18,864 --> 01:36:21,825
Makes me birthday cards...
1048
01:36:21,826 --> 01:36:24,800
...out of Cheerio packets, huh?
1049
01:36:24,870 --> 01:36:26,663
Not Dominique...
1050
01:36:26,664 --> 01:36:28,873
...who stays out all night.
1051
01:36:28,874 --> 01:36:30,500
Oh, Mama.
1052
01:36:30,501 --> 01:36:32,655
And gets pregnant.
1053
01:36:32,753 --> 01:36:35,727
Or has an abortion, God forbid.
1054
01:36:36,924 --> 01:36:40,924
Now, Dominique, she'd be smart.
1055
01:36:41,053 --> 01:36:43,155
But my Doris...
1056
01:36:43,347 --> 01:36:45,724
...she's dumb enough
to get knocked up...
1057
01:36:45,725 --> 01:36:48,545
Mama, it was just one night!
1058
01:36:49,937 --> 01:36:51,937
That's all it takes.
1059
01:37:02,908 --> 01:37:06,453
We'd like to welcome everyone to
The Rocky Horror Picture Show...
1060
01:37:06,454 --> 01:37:09,428
...here at the 8th Street Playhouse!
1061
01:37:14,045 --> 01:37:17,213
And our regulars would
like to wish a warm welcome...
1062
01:37:17,214 --> 01:37:20,291
...to all you virgins!
1063
01:37:23,429 --> 01:37:26,556
We have some special occasions tonight.
1064
01:37:26,557 --> 01:37:29,737
Tonight is Gail's birthday.
1065
01:37:32,480 --> 01:37:37,567
We have a special button
for a special young lady.
1066
01:37:37,568 --> 01:37:42,749
Tonight is Christine's 150th time!
1067
01:37:49,163 --> 01:37:51,881
Whoa! Whoa!
1068
01:37:52,708 --> 01:37:55,221
Let's hear it for her! Come on!
1069
01:38:01,425 --> 01:38:04,678
Now, we have a special warning
from the management.
1070
01:38:04,679 --> 01:38:07,972
No lit candles. No throwing
food at the screen. Understand?
1071
01:38:07,973 --> 01:38:09,562
Get on with the show!
1072
01:38:09,809 --> 01:38:12,602
This is the fucking show!
If you don't like it...
1073
01:38:12,603 --> 01:38:15,105
...you can go see the movie
in Staten island!
1074
01:38:15,106 --> 01:38:18,650
Boy, is he in for a surprise tonight.
1075
01:38:18,651 --> 01:38:20,485
All right, for the cheers!
1076
01:38:20,486 --> 01:38:22,487
- Give me an R!
- R!
1077
01:38:22,488 --> 01:38:24,239
- Give me an O!
- O!
1078
01:38:24,240 --> 01:38:25,782
- Give me a C!
- C!
1079
01:38:25,783 --> 01:38:27,826
- Give me a K!
- K!
1080
01:38:27,827 --> 01:38:29,452
- Give me a Y!
- Y!
1081
01:38:29,453 --> 01:38:31,246
- What's it spell?
- Rocky!
1082
01:38:31,247 --> 01:38:33,707
- I can't hear you!
- Rocky!
1083
01:38:33,708 --> 01:38:35,959
- One more time!
- Rocky!
1084
01:38:35,960 --> 01:38:37,252
- Give me an E!
- E!
1085
01:38:37,253 --> 01:38:38,962
- Give me an A!
- A!
1086
01:38:38,963 --> 01:38:41,881
- What kind of time we gonna have?
- E-A!
1087
01:38:41,882 --> 01:38:43,882
What does that mean?
1088
01:38:58,065 --> 01:39:02,476
Is it okay if I call you mine?
1089
01:39:03,320 --> 01:39:06,551
Just for a time
1090
01:39:11,328 --> 01:39:16,828
And I will be just fine
1091
01:39:17,460 --> 01:39:22,714
If I know that you know that I'm
1092
01:39:22,715 --> 01:39:28,215
Wanting, needing your love
1093
01:39:29,013 --> 01:39:34,513
Oh
1094
01:39:39,732 --> 01:39:43,359
If I ask of you, is it all right
1095
01:39:43,360 --> 01:39:47,697
If I ask you to hold me tight
1096
01:39:47,698 --> 01:39:51,596
Through a cold, dark night
1097
01:39:52,953 --> 01:39:58,453
'Cause there may beA cloudy day in sight
1098
01:39:59,460 --> 01:40:04,960
And I need to let you know that I might
1099
01:40:05,090 --> 01:40:10,590
Be needing your love
1100
01:40:10,721 --> 01:40:16,221
Oh
1101
01:40:21,023 --> 01:40:26,523
And what I'm trying to sayIsn't really new
1102
01:40:27,696 --> 01:40:30,698
It's just the things that happen to me
1103
01:40:30,699 --> 01:40:34,904
When I'm reminded of you
1104
01:40:54,515 --> 01:40:56,933
Where did thatmotorcyclist come from?
1105
01:40:56,934 --> 01:40:58,893
I guess we'll have to turn back.
1106
01:41:05,234 --> 01:41:08,695
- What was that bang?- Must have a blowout.
1107
01:41:08,696 --> 01:41:10,196
Damn it!
1108
01:41:10,197 --> 01:41:14,450
- I should have gotten that spare fixed.
- Asshole!
1109
01:41:14,451 --> 01:41:16,870
Stay here and keep warm.I'll go for help.
1110
01:41:16,871 --> 01:41:19,455
Where will you goin the middle of nowhere?
1111
01:41:19,456 --> 01:41:23,126
What's white and sells hamburgers?
1112
01:41:23,127 --> 01:41:26,421
Didn't we pass a castle down the road?
1113
01:41:26,422 --> 01:41:28,673
Maybe they have a telephone.
1114
01:41:28,674 --> 01:41:30,674
I'm going with you.
1115
01:41:34,805 --> 01:41:37,223
Kick it!
1116
01:41:41,145 --> 01:41:46,645
Hey, Janet! How about fries
to go with that shake?
1117
01:41:50,195 --> 01:41:52,447
Take the risk!
1118
01:41:59,705 --> 01:42:04,270
Hey, Riff, show us your mother!
1119
01:42:05,502 --> 01:42:11,002
It's astounding, time is fleeting
1120
01:42:11,675 --> 01:42:15,880
Madness takes its toll
1121
01:42:16,305 --> 01:42:18,890
But listen closely
1122
01:42:18,891 --> 01:42:21,100
Not for very much longer
1123
01:42:21,101 --> 01:42:22,769
Watch the film.
1124
01:42:22,770 --> 01:42:26,147
I've got to keep control
1125
01:42:26,148 --> 01:42:27,440
Lose it!
1126
01:42:27,441 --> 01:42:30,193
- I remember
- A lot.
1127
01:42:30,194 --> 01:42:33,529
- Doing the Time Warp
- One, two.
1128
01:42:33,530 --> 01:42:37,784
Drinking those moments when
1129
01:42:37,785 --> 01:42:40,536
The blackness would hit me
1130
01:42:40,537 --> 01:42:44,123
And the void would be calling
1131
01:42:44,124 --> 01:42:49,624
Let's do the Time Warp again
1132
01:42:54,385 --> 01:42:56,302
How's it go?
1133
01:42:56,303 --> 01:42:59,636
It's just a jump to the left.
1134
01:43:00,349 --> 01:43:03,017
And then a step to the right
1135
01:43:03,018 --> 01:43:04,556
With your hands on your hips.
1136
01:43:05,854 --> 01:43:08,398
And bring your knees in tight
1137
01:43:08,399 --> 01:43:11,025
But it's the pelvic thrust
1138
01:43:11,026 --> 01:43:13,486
That really drives you insane
1139
01:43:13,487 --> 01:43:14,737
Oh, my God.
1140
01:43:14,738 --> 01:43:20,238
Let's do the Time Warp again
1141
01:43:25,249 --> 01:43:28,418
- You did what?
- I got stoned.
1142
01:43:28,419 --> 01:43:30,545
Took her top off,
played with her bongos.
1143
01:43:30,546 --> 01:43:33,006
- I did not!
- It was incredible!
1144
01:43:33,007 --> 01:43:35,216
It was more than incredible, it was fun.
1145
01:43:35,217 --> 01:43:39,095
I felt naked when people looked at me
before. But they weren't looking at me...
1146
01:43:39,096 --> 01:43:42,598
...they were looking at someone
I put on. Like a costume.
1147
01:43:42,599 --> 01:43:47,395
If I don't have a personality, so what?
I'm an actress.
1148
01:43:47,396 --> 01:43:50,148
I can put on
as many personalities as I want.
1149
01:43:50,149 --> 01:43:53,276
- To schizophrenia!
- Abso-fucking-lutely!
1150
01:43:53,277 --> 01:43:57,655
- Abso-fucking-what?
- You kids ready to order now?
1151
01:43:57,656 --> 01:43:59,861
- Michael?
- Yeah.
1152
01:44:00,034 --> 01:44:02,136
You don't remember?
1153
01:44:02,327 --> 01:44:04,662
Two years ago. I'm Doris Fin...
1154
01:44:04,663 --> 01:44:08,916
I was Doris Finsecker, when
you were a senior at P.A.
1155
01:44:08,917 --> 01:44:13,087
- Yeah. Around the corner.
- You remember Montgomery MacNeil...
1156
01:44:13,088 --> 01:44:15,798
- ...and Ralph Garci.
- Sure. Good old days.
1157
01:44:15,799 --> 01:44:17,234
How was Hollywood?
1158
01:44:17,468 --> 01:44:18,843
Slow.
1159
01:44:18,844 --> 01:44:22,138
I met some people,
went to some parties.
1160
01:44:22,139 --> 01:44:25,767
- I did a pilot for a series.
- I didn't see it.
1161
01:44:25,768 --> 01:44:27,511
Nobody saw it.
1162
01:44:27,603 --> 01:44:28,935
Sorry.
1163
01:44:29,354 --> 01:44:31,647
I did a couple of days as a male nurse.
1164
01:44:31,648 --> 01:44:32,930
- Oh, yeah?
- Did you?
1165
01:44:33,067 --> 01:44:35,373
- On a soap.
- Oh.
1166
01:44:35,861 --> 01:44:38,946
- I didn't like L.A. too much.
- It sucks out there.
1167
01:44:38,947 --> 01:44:42,658
- Are you studying?
- I catch a class when I can.
1168
01:44:42,659 --> 01:44:44,711
Hard times, you know?
1169
01:44:45,204 --> 01:44:47,955
- I read for a showcase.
- Oh, really?
1170
01:44:47,956 --> 01:44:50,208
I got a callback next week.
1171
01:44:50,209 --> 01:44:52,460
- Hope you get it.
- Hey, good luck.
1172
01:44:52,461 --> 01:44:53,743
Yeah.
1173
01:44:54,129 --> 01:44:57,090
Yeah. Well...
1174
01:44:57,091 --> 01:44:58,716
What you kids having?
1175
01:44:58,717 --> 01:45:01,344
Got a special today on fried clams.
1176
01:45:01,345 --> 01:45:05,345
- Fried clams sound great.
- Yeah, that's fine.
1177
01:45:05,516 --> 01:45:10,234
- Fried clams is great.
- Yeah, sounds good.
1178
01:45:13,023 --> 01:45:16,025
Of course.
Welcome to Catch a Rising Star.
1179
01:45:16,026 --> 01:45:19,695
Tonight is Monday night.
Did anybody know it was Monday night?
1180
01:45:19,696 --> 01:45:23,658
Monday night is audition night.
Anybody from anywhere...
1181
01:45:23,659 --> 01:45:25,993
...can come up here and do
what they want.
1182
01:45:25,994 --> 01:45:28,704
You should see what walks in the room.
1183
01:45:28,705 --> 01:45:32,125
Some of the people that started here
were David Brenner...
1184
01:45:32,126 --> 01:45:33,543
...Jimmie Walker...
1185
01:45:33,544 --> 01:45:38,381
...Gabe Kaplan, Freddie Prinze.
Maybe this next young man might...
1186
01:45:38,382 --> 01:45:40,536
...watch them on television.
1187
01:45:40,759 --> 01:45:44,554
Please welcome the comedy stylings...
1188
01:45:44,555 --> 01:45:48,247
...of Ralph Garci, ladies and gentlemen.
1189
01:45:52,396 --> 01:45:55,063
Yay, Ralph!
1190
01:45:55,399 --> 01:45:57,233
Thank you.
1191
01:45:57,234 --> 01:46:00,278
Like Richard said,
my name is Ralph Garci.
1192
01:46:00,279 --> 01:46:02,637
I'm a professional asshole.
1193
01:46:05,534 --> 01:46:09,162
I see we have a few
amateurs in the audience.
1194
01:46:09,163 --> 01:46:11,914
That's very good. I have some...
1195
01:46:11,915 --> 01:46:16,794
Some. I have all of my friends here
tonight. From P.A. graduating class.
1196
01:46:16,795 --> 01:46:19,205
- From P.A.! Whoa!
- Whoa!
1197
01:46:21,091 --> 01:46:23,801
It's very important to have friends.
1198
01:46:23,802 --> 01:46:26,726
I live in the South Bronx.
1199
01:46:26,763 --> 01:46:31,684
That's the country just north of Harlem
and west of Puerto Rico.
1200
01:46:31,685 --> 01:46:33,936
It's a very tough neighborhood.
1201
01:46:33,937 --> 01:46:37,690
The dogs carry knives. Right.
1202
01:46:37,691 --> 01:46:40,693
Did you ever see a baby
with a zip gun?
1203
01:46:40,694 --> 01:46:45,823
You gotta have friends. You can't
alienate anybody up there. Nobody.
1204
01:46:45,824 --> 01:46:50,119
Black people, white people, Chicanos,
Puerto Ricans, cockroaches.
1205
01:46:50,120 --> 01:46:53,289
You gotta respect cockroaches.
They got a good union.
1206
01:46:53,290 --> 01:46:58,727
Last week, 15,000 marched down my
block demanding better housing.
1207
01:46:59,838 --> 01:47:04,608
But I love the South Bronx.
Everywhere you go from there is up.
1208
01:47:04,760 --> 01:47:09,972
Everybody has dreams in the
South Bronx. I had dreams.
1209
01:47:09,973 --> 01:47:13,726
Stop your average boy
on a South Bronx street...
1210
01:47:13,727 --> 01:47:17,021
...and ask him
what he wants to be.
1211
01:47:17,022 --> 01:47:20,868
"I want to be an ex-junkie, man."
1212
01:47:21,276 --> 01:47:23,319
You can see them every day.
1213
01:47:23,320 --> 01:47:27,823
You can't drive because of the dreams
on the streets being seen by cokeheads.
1214
01:47:27,824 --> 01:47:33,324
The minute that white line's laid down
the street, you got somebody going:
1215
01:47:34,039 --> 01:47:35,331
It's true.
1216
01:47:35,332 --> 01:47:40,307
And then there is sex.
1217
01:47:40,545 --> 01:47:42,171
Oh, yeah.
1218
01:47:42,172 --> 01:47:45,711
Kids are into sex earlier in South Bronx.
1219
01:47:46,051 --> 01:47:48,153
Like about 6 a.m.
1220
01:47:52,015 --> 01:47:53,975
- You were wonderful.
- No.
1221
01:47:53,976 --> 01:47:57,061
- Really.
- I was good. I felt more than good.
1222
01:47:57,062 --> 01:47:59,355
- The guy wants me back.
- You're kidding!
1223
01:47:59,356 --> 01:48:01,190
He wants to book me regularly.
1224
01:48:01,191 --> 01:48:02,817
- Great!
- That's not great...
1225
01:48:02,818 --> 01:48:05,152
...it's fantastic! It's like electricity.
1226
01:48:05,153 --> 01:48:08,864
You're out there. Those faces are
out there, staring at you...
1227
01:48:08,865 --> 01:48:12,493
...and you draw them in, then
you hit them with the juice.
1228
01:48:12,494 --> 01:48:16,872
And bam! They fucking explode!
And that power goes back and forth.
1229
01:48:16,873 --> 01:48:19,542
Next thing you know,
you're making them laugh.
1230
01:48:19,543 --> 01:48:23,546
That is the meanest high there is.
That beats dope. That beats sex.
1231
01:48:23,547 --> 01:48:27,049
I love fucking acting!
1232
01:48:27,050 --> 01:48:30,720
With my money, we can get
a place. We can get married maybe.
1233
01:48:30,721 --> 01:48:35,099
I'll have $20,000 a week, a hit
TV series, my face on TV Guide!
1234
01:48:35,100 --> 01:48:36,392
- Wait!
- What?
1235
01:48:36,393 --> 01:48:40,396
- What about me? Don't I get a career?
- A career? I'll give you a career.
1236
01:48:40,397 --> 01:48:45,818
How about Shakespeare in the Park
and you get to win 17 Tony awards?
1237
01:48:45,819 --> 01:48:49,739
- All right. Bye.
- All right. Okay. Bye.
1238
01:48:49,740 --> 01:48:52,575
- Bye!
- Don't mug anybody.
1239
01:48:52,576 --> 01:48:55,828
- Don't rape anybody.
- I'll rape you.
1240
01:48:55,829 --> 01:48:59,675
Don't rape anybody, okay?
I'll see you later. Take care.
1241
01:49:04,129 --> 01:49:05,718
You see...
1242
01:49:06,590 --> 01:49:10,134
...I've been offered this place
with the San Francisco Ballet.
1243
01:49:10,135 --> 01:49:13,429
I haven't told anyone yet,
but I'm gonna take it.
1244
01:49:13,430 --> 01:49:16,045
I don't care what they think.
1245
01:49:16,099 --> 01:49:18,768
I'm a good dancer. Better than good.
1246
01:49:18,769 --> 01:49:21,845
Maybe even the best in the school.
1247
01:49:22,105 --> 01:49:26,362
That's not conceit.
It's just simple honesty.
1248
01:49:26,735 --> 01:49:31,572
If I stay in New York, everybody will
think I bought my way into ABT.
1249
01:49:31,573 --> 01:49:37,073
I'm not starving myself to death
for Balanchine's City Ballet.
1250
01:49:37,871 --> 01:49:41,874
Not that I mind doing
the corps de ballet bullshit.
1251
01:49:41,875 --> 01:49:44,952
I'd sooner do it out of town.
1252
01:49:45,962 --> 01:49:49,193
I'll pay my dues on the West Coast.
1253
01:49:49,424 --> 01:49:52,809
Come back to New York as a star.
1254
01:49:54,971 --> 01:49:56,458
You see...
1255
01:49:57,015 --> 01:49:59,809
...I've always had this crazy dream...
1256
01:49:59,810 --> 01:50:04,375
...of dancing all the classical
roles before I'm 21.
1257
01:50:05,190 --> 01:50:09,777
I want Giselles and Coppélias
coming out of my feet.
1258
01:50:09,778 --> 01:50:12,279
And Sleeping Beauties...
1259
01:50:12,280 --> 01:50:14,741
...and the Swan.
1260
01:50:15,909 --> 01:50:19,120
I want bravos in Stuttgart
and Leningrad...
1261
01:50:19,121 --> 01:50:21,018
...and Paris.
1262
01:50:21,957 --> 01:50:26,214
Maybe even a ballet
created especially for me.
1263
01:50:28,713 --> 01:50:30,559
You see...
1264
01:50:30,924 --> 01:50:34,359
...there's no room for a baby.
1265
01:50:34,678 --> 01:50:39,037
Will this be Master Charge
or American Express, honey?
1266
01:50:47,023 --> 01:50:48,664
Excuse me.
1267
01:50:49,568 --> 01:50:51,694
You're an actress, aren't you?
1268
01:50:51,695 --> 01:50:53,386
I might be.
1269
01:50:53,947 --> 01:50:56,151
A Chorus Line, right?
1270
01:50:56,199 --> 01:51:00,453
Aren't you the one that does that
hot, smoky number in the red dress?
1271
01:51:00,454 --> 01:51:03,747
I'm right, ain't I? I knew it.
1272
01:51:03,748 --> 01:51:08,621
Boy, let me tell you, you are
the best thing in that show.
1273
01:51:09,337 --> 01:51:13,215
I guess you get tired of hearing that.
Excuse me.
1274
01:51:13,216 --> 01:51:15,113
No, I don't.
1275
01:51:16,261 --> 01:51:18,387
You don't belong there.
1276
01:51:18,388 --> 01:51:20,973
If you don't mind my
saying so, you're a star.
1277
01:51:20,974 --> 01:51:22,975
You need a show all to yourself.
1278
01:51:22,976 --> 01:51:27,480
- You've got a lovely face, a great figure.
- I sing too.
1279
01:51:27,481 --> 01:51:29,231
- No.
- And play the piano.
1280
01:51:29,232 --> 01:51:32,193
That's what I mean. But it's
more than just talent...
1281
01:51:32,194 --> 01:51:34,487
...it's a certain quality.
1282
01:51:34,488 --> 01:51:37,615
You're the kind of girl that
stands out in a room.
1283
01:51:37,616 --> 01:51:41,411
This might sound a little
presumptuous of me...
1284
01:51:41,536 --> 01:51:44,049
I should probably
just call your agent.
1285
01:51:44,247 --> 01:51:48,751
- I don't really relate to agents.
- Don't blame you at all.
1286
01:51:48,752 --> 01:51:52,546
Listen, my name is François.
François Lafete.
1287
01:51:52,547 --> 01:51:53,829
Coco.
1288
01:51:53,924 --> 01:51:57,510
Coco? Coco? That's terrific!
1289
01:51:57,511 --> 01:52:02,264
Listen, Coco, I'm doing this picture
down in the south of France, you know?
1290
01:52:02,265 --> 01:52:05,393
I was wondering if...
1291
01:52:05,644 --> 01:52:08,874
...maybe you'd like to do
a screen test for me.
1292
01:52:12,108 --> 01:52:13,954
Are you serious?
1293
01:52:14,110 --> 01:52:16,946
Lost in what I overheard
1294
01:52:16,947 --> 01:52:18,739
My little princess lay
1295
01:52:18,740 --> 01:52:21,116
- It sometimes annoys me
- Bunsky.
1296
01:52:21,117 --> 01:52:24,620
- But I know it enjoys me
- Hey, Bunsky.
1297
01:52:24,621 --> 01:52:25,955
You seen Sherwood?
1298
01:52:25,956 --> 01:52:28,249
She's with her husband.
1299
01:52:28,250 --> 01:52:31,293
- I didn't know she had a husband.
- He's sick, Leroy.
1300
01:52:31,294 --> 01:52:33,170
He'd have to be to be her husband.
1301
01:52:33,171 --> 01:52:36,131
He's quite bad.
In the hospital, anyway.
1302
01:52:36,132 --> 01:52:38,491
- Hospital?
- Apparently.
1303
01:52:38,593 --> 01:52:40,645
Okay, Schlepstein.
1304
01:53:07,998 --> 01:53:10,663
Leroy. What are you doing here?
1305
01:53:11,835 --> 01:53:15,462
You ever heard of Alvin Ailey?
1306
01:53:15,463 --> 01:53:17,002
Alvin Ailey?
1307
01:53:17,215 --> 01:53:18,599
He's a...
1308
01:53:19,009 --> 01:53:20,854
He's a choreographer?
1309
01:53:21,219 --> 01:53:23,721
He wants me to join his company.
1310
01:53:23,722 --> 01:53:27,391
I'm sorry, Leroy, but I don't think
this is the time...
1311
01:53:27,392 --> 01:53:30,394
I can't if you flunk me out.
I have to pass.
1312
01:53:30,395 --> 01:53:32,605
You should've thought of it
four years ago.
1313
01:53:32,606 --> 01:53:35,399
Where I come from
it don't pay to read and speak white.
1314
01:53:35,400 --> 01:53:37,759
Don't lecture me, Leroy.
1315
01:53:37,861 --> 01:53:41,989
Maybe I didn't say it right, but you
been down hard on me since day one.
1316
01:53:41,990 --> 01:53:44,366
Whatever you say, Leroy. Go home.
1317
01:53:44,367 --> 01:53:47,745
I stopped going home!
You never knew that, did you?
1318
01:53:47,746 --> 01:53:52,333
You make a big deal about pulling us out
of the gutter, yet you won't eat with us.
1319
01:53:52,334 --> 01:53:55,169
You know where that leaves people
like me? Nowhere!
1320
01:53:55,170 --> 01:53:59,506
- It isn't the time. I don't wanna hear it.
- You're going to hear it!
1321
01:53:59,507 --> 01:54:03,677
- I'm gonna be a good dancer!
- Just get out of here, please!
1322
01:54:03,678 --> 01:54:05,888
- You will not keep me down...
- Leave me alone!
1323
01:54:05,889 --> 01:54:11,389
- ...because I can't read stories!
- Don't you think of anyone but yourself?
1324
01:54:31,956 --> 01:54:33,289
Hey.
1325
01:54:33,708 --> 01:54:36,015
How's your old man doing?
1326
01:54:36,252 --> 01:54:37,482
Shit.
1327
01:54:41,883 --> 01:54:43,165
Here.
1328
01:54:44,803 --> 01:54:46,802
Thank you.
1329
01:55:48,825 --> 01:55:50,325
- Coco.
- Hi.
1330
01:55:50,326 --> 01:55:53,814
Bonjour. You made it. Come on in.
1331
01:55:56,499 --> 01:56:00,043
- Am I early?
- Don't be silly. Let me take your coat.
1332
01:56:00,044 --> 01:56:02,463
- Where's the crew?
- You're looking at him.
1333
01:56:02,464 --> 01:56:05,799
I must have total control of
the creative product.
1334
01:56:05,800 --> 01:56:07,492
Like Godard.
1335
01:56:08,011 --> 01:56:11,513
- Jean-Luc Godard? Ever hear of that guy?
- French?
1336
01:56:11,514 --> 01:56:13,807
Ah, oui. Like me.
1337
01:56:13,808 --> 01:56:16,351
- You ever see any of his pictures?
- Sure.
1338
01:56:16,352 --> 01:56:19,396
- Then you know what I'm talking about.
- Yeah.
1339
01:56:19,397 --> 01:56:24,026
You see, I belong, sort of, to the
auteur school of filmmaking.
1340
01:56:24,027 --> 01:56:25,778
It's like the...
1341
01:56:25,779 --> 01:56:29,933
It's like the Mediterranean
approach, you know what I mean?
1342
01:56:30,492 --> 01:56:33,035
- Do you want a beer?
- No, thanks. I'm okay.
1343
01:56:33,036 --> 01:56:36,872
- It might relax you.
- It's all right. I have a lot on my mind.
1344
01:56:36,873 --> 01:56:38,165
I understand.
1345
01:56:40,168 --> 01:56:42,211
- What?
- Come here.
1346
01:56:42,212 --> 01:56:46,882
- Oh.
- That's it. I want you to sit right here.
1347
01:56:46,883 --> 01:56:52,383
We're gonna do a lovely close-up
of that beautiful face.
1348
01:56:52,889 --> 01:56:56,391
I get nervous at first with cold readings,
but then I'm all right.
1349
01:56:56,392 --> 01:57:00,290
Don't worry about that.
We'll get to the dialogue later.
1350
01:57:00,396 --> 01:57:05,234
- So, you like art movies, huh, Coco?
- Antonioni and those people? Sure.
1351
01:57:05,235 --> 01:57:07,861
It beats watching Laverne & Shirley.
1352
01:57:07,862 --> 01:57:11,862
Coco, you don't know
what you're doing to my lens.
1353
01:57:13,576 --> 01:57:16,078
You have a natural rapport
with the camera.
1354
01:57:16,079 --> 01:57:19,540
It's unbelievable. Some performers
can make love to the camera.
1355
01:57:19,541 --> 01:57:21,232
Garbo did.
1356
01:57:21,376 --> 01:57:23,273
Monroe did.
1357
01:57:24,337 --> 01:57:25,824
So could you.
1358
01:57:25,922 --> 01:57:28,382
- Yeah?
- Oh, yeah.
1359
01:57:28,383 --> 01:57:31,050
Could you take your top off, please?
1360
01:57:34,264 --> 01:57:38,161
- What?
- Could you take your blouse off?
1361
01:57:39,269 --> 01:57:42,089
- Are you kidding?
- No, I'm not kidding.
1362
01:57:42,647 --> 01:57:45,774
What's the matter?
You're acting like some dumb kid.
1363
01:57:45,775 --> 01:57:48,360
- I thought you were a professional.
- I am.
1364
01:57:48,361 --> 01:57:50,720
Well, then what's the problem?
1365
01:58:02,792 --> 01:58:05,048
I can't.
1366
01:58:14,679 --> 01:58:16,268
That's better.
1367
01:58:17,515 --> 01:58:19,310
That's lovely.
1368
01:58:20,810 --> 01:58:22,860
Oh, yeah.
1369
01:58:24,314 --> 01:58:29,067
Yeah. Could you arch your back?
Arch your back a little, Coco.
1370
01:58:29,068 --> 01:58:31,987
It's très jolie, Coco, it's très jolie.
1371
01:58:31,988 --> 01:58:34,531
Smile for me, Coco.
1372
01:58:34,532 --> 01:58:40,032
Come on, Coco. Smile, smile.
Smile for me.
1373
01:58:40,663 --> 01:58:42,623
Now take your thumb...
1374
01:58:42,624 --> 01:58:44,499
...and put it in your mouth...
1375
01:58:44,500 --> 01:58:47,461
...like a little schoolgirl.
1376
01:58:49,422 --> 01:58:52,007
You ever notice
black news reporters...
1377
01:58:52,008 --> 01:58:55,010
...get hired because
they have white accents?
1378
01:58:55,011 --> 01:58:58,847
They should hire a more natural guy,
a dude from the street.
1379
01:58:58,848 --> 01:59:00,796
"This is Rufus X with the news..."
1380
01:59:02,852 --> 01:59:04,519
I need something.
1381
01:59:04,520 --> 01:59:06,161
Sleep.
1382
01:59:06,564 --> 01:59:09,566
- Something to keep me flying.
- Like what?
1383
01:59:09,567 --> 01:59:12,694
Like by way of your witch doctor.
1384
01:59:12,695 --> 01:59:15,530
I don't see Dr. Golden anymore.
You know that.
1385
01:59:15,531 --> 01:59:17,574
Anyway, you've been taking too much.
1386
01:59:17,575 --> 01:59:20,535
- Thanks, Marcus Welby.
- I know what I'm talking about.
1387
01:59:20,536 --> 01:59:23,080
Why don't you get off my fucking case?
1388
01:59:23,081 --> 01:59:26,041
- I'm your friend.
- You're my friend? Really?
1389
01:59:26,042 --> 01:59:30,555
I know what you've been
after, you goddamn faggot.
1390
01:59:33,883 --> 01:59:36,190
I gotta go to the bathroom.
1391
01:59:37,553 --> 01:59:39,655
Good. You do that.
1392
01:59:41,224 --> 01:59:43,121
Hi. You got a problem?
1393
01:59:43,393 --> 01:59:45,033
Yeah, I do.
1394
01:59:45,228 --> 01:59:48,522
- We never see you anymore.
- You see me plenty.
1395
01:59:48,523 --> 01:59:51,566
Drinking with your new friends
after the show.
1396
01:59:51,567 --> 01:59:55,028
After the show is when
all the big names come in.
1397
01:59:55,029 --> 01:59:57,406
You meet people. That's what counts.
1398
01:59:57,407 --> 02:00:00,409
I hate drinking. I'm doing this
for my future. For our future.
1399
02:00:00,410 --> 02:00:03,870
You're doing this for some image,
for Freddie because he did it.
1400
02:00:03,871 --> 02:00:06,581
- Yeah? Maybe.
- Yeah? Well, he died doing it.
1401
02:00:06,582 --> 02:00:08,917
- He could have been a real actor.
- He was!
1402
02:00:08,918 --> 02:00:12,796
He was funny and charming
and he made people laugh. That's it.
1403
02:00:12,797 --> 02:00:16,425
- That's plenty!
- That's not enough! Not for you!
1404
02:00:16,426 --> 02:00:18,427
- Jesus Christ!
- You are good, Ralph.
1405
02:00:18,428 --> 02:00:21,096
- You're seriously really good.
- Jesus.
1406
02:00:21,097 --> 02:00:26,101
You're full of rage and pain and love.
Not just jokes. You're an original.
1407
02:00:26,102 --> 02:00:28,270
The original Ralph Garci.
1408
02:00:28,271 --> 02:00:31,523
- You don't have to be somebody else.
- You're bringing me down!
1409
02:00:31,524 --> 02:00:32,733
Don't be somebody else.
1410
02:00:32,734 --> 02:00:34,943
- You're bringing me fucking down!
- I'm sorry!
1411
02:00:34,944 --> 02:00:38,780
I gotta go make people laugh, and
you're talking about rage and pain.
1412
02:00:38,781 --> 02:00:41,825
- I said I'm sorry!
- It takes fucking wings.
1413
02:00:41,826 --> 02:00:45,620
Miss Seriously, let me tear flypaper, huh?
1414
02:00:45,621 --> 02:00:47,789
Give me a fucking break, honey!
1415
02:00:47,790 --> 02:00:53,290
Give me a fucking break.
Okay, pal? Thank you.
1416
02:00:54,464 --> 02:00:58,467
- What's happening to you?
- What's happening to me? Success.
1417
02:00:58,468 --> 02:01:03,494
Now, you either hang on or hang up.
All right?
1418
02:01:08,144 --> 02:01:12,147
It's a great pleasure to introduce
a young man who's funny and loud.
1419
02:01:12,148 --> 02:01:13,648
Especially during my act.
1420
02:01:13,649 --> 02:01:18,522
Please welcome the comedy stylings
of Ralph Garci, ladies and gentlemen.
1421
02:01:18,988 --> 02:01:24,488
That's right. My name is Ralph Garci,
and I'm a professional asshole.
1422
02:01:29,332 --> 02:01:34,832
That's right. I see we have a couple
of amateurs in the audience tonight.
1423
02:01:35,004 --> 02:01:37,054
Don't we?
1424
02:01:38,007 --> 02:01:40,967
I see. How about sign language?
1425
02:01:40,968 --> 02:01:44,888
We have a standing ovation
over there.
1426
02:01:44,889 --> 02:01:49,142
That's great. Hon, where you from?
1427
02:01:49,143 --> 02:01:54,529
Okey-dokey. That's my best friend.
1428
02:01:55,024 --> 02:01:58,360
Yeah, friends are important.
You know, I, uh...
1429
02:01:58,361 --> 02:02:02,864
I live in the South Bronx, and up there,
you got the Harlems of...
1430
02:02:02,865 --> 02:02:07,202
Shit! I'm sorry.
Excuse me. Fuck it.
1431
02:02:07,203 --> 02:02:09,048
That was supposed to be...
1432
02:02:09,205 --> 02:02:13,708
The north... The countries north
of Harlem and west of Puerto Rico.
1433
02:02:13,709 --> 02:02:16,628
That's what it was supposed to be.
Yes, indeed it was.
1434
02:02:16,629 --> 02:02:18,880
Anyway, there's lots of things there:
1435
02:02:18,881 --> 02:02:22,884
Rats, cockroaches,
and, you know, little bugs.
1436
02:02:22,885 --> 02:02:27,399
You know what cockroaches are?
Little things that crawl in the night.
1437
02:02:28,558 --> 02:02:33,395
Listen, I don't mean to alarm you,
but if you don't laugh, you'll get cancer.
1438
02:02:35,398 --> 02:02:40,527
Sorry. That was probably in bad taste,
and I didn't really...
1439
02:02:43,781 --> 02:02:48,076
Excuse me. Fuck it.
Thank you very much.
1440
02:03:09,265 --> 02:03:10,700
What do you want?
1441
02:03:11,100 --> 02:03:13,767
Pizza sounds good.
You wanna eat?
1442
02:03:14,061 --> 02:03:17,314
Could you give me a break, all right?
1443
02:03:17,315 --> 02:03:20,609
We could split a special,
with anchovies, maybe.
1444
02:03:20,610 --> 02:03:25,989
Fuck anchovies. I died out there,
you're talking about fucking pizzas?
1445
02:03:25,990 --> 02:03:31,490
- No, I'm talking about eating pizzas.
- Oh, that's very funny. You're a howl.
1446
02:03:31,787 --> 02:03:34,998
You should have been out there.
The audience hated me.
1447
02:03:34,999 --> 02:03:39,502
- You had a bad night. That happens.
- Not to me, it doesn't.
1448
02:03:39,503 --> 02:03:42,964
What do you want? Insurance?
You're in the wrong business.
1449
02:03:42,965 --> 02:03:46,092
Performers aren't safe.
We're pie-in-the-face people.
1450
02:03:46,093 --> 02:03:49,596
Look, don't lecture me.
All right, Sir Laurence?
1451
02:03:49,597 --> 02:03:53,975
All anyone ever promised you was
seven classes a day and a hot lunch.
1452
02:03:53,976 --> 02:03:55,644
The rest is up to you.
1453
02:03:55,645 --> 02:04:01,145
Back in the Middle Ages, actors,
they didn't even want to bury us.
1454
02:04:01,150 --> 02:04:03,355
Well, they do now.
1455
02:04:03,653 --> 02:04:06,935
Not if you're good.
1456
02:04:08,032 --> 02:04:10,236
How do you know?
1457
02:04:10,785 --> 02:04:13,662
How do you know if you're good?
1458
02:04:13,663 --> 02:04:16,328
Maybe you never know.
1459
02:04:21,170 --> 02:04:25,479
You just hang in, I guess.
1460
02:04:29,011 --> 02:04:31,422
You know the weirdest thing...
1461
02:04:31,806 --> 02:04:34,062
...is Freddie.
1462
02:04:34,517 --> 02:04:39,271
When he made it, he realized
it was everything he hated.
1463
02:04:39,272 --> 02:04:41,523
Cadillac Eldorado.
1464
02:04:41,524 --> 02:04:43,775
Pocketful of Quaaludes.
1465
02:04:43,776 --> 02:04:45,360
Johnny Carson.
1466
02:04:45,361 --> 02:04:47,862
It was no special shit.
1467
02:04:47,863 --> 02:04:50,198
You're not Freddie, Ralph.
1468
02:04:50,199 --> 02:04:53,276
I know that. I know.
1469
02:04:54,036 --> 02:04:58,540
Know something else about Freddie?
Freddie didn't even want to be Freddie.
1470
02:04:58,541 --> 02:05:03,670
- No?
- No. He wanted to be Joe Namath.
1471
02:05:05,047 --> 02:05:06,506
You laughed.
1472
02:05:06,507 --> 02:05:09,789
- Guess I'm funny.
- Let's get out of here.
1473
02:05:12,930 --> 02:05:14,263
Uh-uh.
1474
02:05:21,731 --> 02:05:23,165
5'7"?
1475
02:05:29,864 --> 02:05:32,615
Okay, you're finished.
Stand over there.
1476
02:05:32,616 --> 02:05:35,847
Go on. Keep the line moving.
Come on.
1477
02:06:09,987 --> 02:06:15,487
I sing the body electric
1478
02:06:16,118 --> 02:06:21,618
I celebrate the me yet to come
1479
02:06:22,208 --> 02:06:27,708
I toast to my own reunion
1480
02:06:28,339 --> 02:06:33,839
When I become one with the sun
1481
02:06:34,178 --> 02:06:39,678
And I'll look back on VenusI'll look back on Mars
1482
02:06:40,393 --> 02:06:45,893
And I'll burn with the fireOf 10 million stars
1483
02:06:46,524 --> 02:06:49,651
And in time, and in time
1484
02:06:49,652 --> 02:06:55,152
We will all be stars
1485
02:07:05,334 --> 02:07:10,834
I sing the body electric
1486
02:07:11,549 --> 02:07:17,049
I glory in the glow of rebirth
1487
02:07:17,555 --> 02:07:23,055
Creating my own tomorrow
1488
02:07:23,686 --> 02:07:29,186
When I shall embody the earth
1489
02:07:29,275 --> 02:07:32,986
- And I'll serenade Venus- And I'll serenade Venus
1490
02:07:32,987 --> 02:07:35,613
- I'll serenade Mars- I'll serenade Mars
1491
02:07:35,614 --> 02:07:39,117
- And I'll burn with the fire- And I'll burn with the fire
1492
02:07:39,118 --> 02:07:41,703
- Of 10 million stars- Of 10 million stars
1493
02:07:41,704 --> 02:07:44,873
- And in time, and in time- And in time, and in time
1494
02:07:44,874 --> 02:07:50,044
- We will all be stars- We will all be stars
1495
02:07:50,045 --> 02:07:52,380
Yeah
1496
02:07:52,381 --> 02:07:55,766
- Ooh, yeah- Yeah, yeah
1497
02:08:51,440 --> 02:08:54,234
We are the emperors now
1498
02:08:54,235 --> 02:08:56,945
And we are the czars
1499
02:08:56,946 --> 02:09:00,114
- And in time- And in time
1500
02:09:00,115 --> 02:09:03,451
We will all be
1501
02:09:03,452 --> 02:09:08,952
- I sing the body electric- Stars
1502
02:09:09,875 --> 02:09:15,375
I celebrate the me yet to come
1503
02:09:16,298 --> 02:09:21,798
- I toast to my own reunion- My own reunion
1504
02:09:22,304 --> 02:09:27,804
When I become one with the sun
1505
02:09:28,227 --> 02:09:31,896
- And I'll look back on Venus- Look back on Venus
1506
02:09:31,897 --> 02:09:34,774
- I'll look back on Mars- Look back on Mars
1507
02:09:34,775 --> 02:09:37,735
- And I'll burn with the fire- Burn
1508
02:09:37,736 --> 02:09:40,488
Of 10 million stars
1509
02:09:40,489 --> 02:09:45,989
- And in time, and in time- And in time
1510
02:09:46,579 --> 02:09:49,497
- And in time- And in time
1511
02:09:49,498 --> 02:09:54,998
We will all be
1512
02:09:56,463 --> 02:10:01,963
Stars
1513
02:10:08,788 --> 02:10:11,788
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