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Do you know fear?
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Do you know what it's like
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to feel your heart beatingin
your chest so intensely...
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that you can't even breathe?
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This is a story of monsters,
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creatures,
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hideous nightmaresthat crawl in the night.
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I've seen them.
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I've seen them in visions,
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and you will too.
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I knowyou must be saying to yourself,
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"What is this fineand
enlightened brother doing
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in this godforsaken landscape?"
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Well, I'll tell you.
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It's the truthwhat brought me out here,
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because this is the only
placein this country
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where I can tell you the
truthand they can't get me.
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That's right.
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Right here at KFRD, freedom radio.
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The only source
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for the inside dope on
government conspiracies,
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space aliens,
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and up-to-the-minute reports
on when they plan to invade.
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It's a beautiful morning
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here in Prosperity, Arizona,
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and it's time for America
to wake up, people!
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Wake up before it's too late.
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But no, of course you're still asleep.
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You still think we actually
landed on the moon,
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that Oswald killed Kennedy,
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and that a black man's vote
in Florida actually counts.
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Wake up, people.
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Look to the skies.
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Look to the skies, my friends.
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Unless, of course, you're driving.
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I don't want anybody suing my ass.
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I've got enough problems
from the government.
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Can barely pay for this damn trailer.
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Keep talking, buddy.
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Say somethingthat has caffeine in it.
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It's a hard life, spreading the truth.
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Never made Gandhi rich.
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Never made Mother Teresa rich.
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L. Ron Hubbard?
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Well, actually, he did
pretty good for himself.
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Interesting.
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Joshua?
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Joshua?
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Josh?
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You're a big fella.
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Joshua, are you tryingto scare me to death?
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Hello, Mike.
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The Lycosa Narbonensislooks
different today.
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It's bigger.
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It's their diet.
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I made a discovery.
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These have been appearingin the pond
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for the past three days.
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Crickets?
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They're like spider steroids.
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[PARROT SQUAWKS]
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I see dead people.
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I see dead people.
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He loves that movie. I don't know...
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There they go. Look, look.
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Whoa.
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He was hungry.
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Yeah. As they grow,
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their appetites do too.
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I've never seen spidersthis big before.
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It's all from eatingthose crickets?
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I'm going to make a fortune.
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Wow, jumping spiders.
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Yeah, Habronattus Orbus.
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Wow.
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Yeah, look.
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Look how they kill.
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I call this an arac-attack.
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You get it?
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Yeah. It's good.
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So have the new orbweavers come in yet?
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Oh, yeah.
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It took me forever
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to get that matingpair from Chile.
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I had to bribeevery customs agent
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from Santiago to Tuscon.
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But here.
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That is too cool.
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Yeah. See the maleorb weavers compete
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for the female'sattention.
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They all try to give herthe best present,
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you know, like bugsor, you know, rats,
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or the occasionalparrot.
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Come on. I want toshow you something.
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You see, the preyis cocooned alive
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so she can eat them in her nest.
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You knowhow much women
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like breakfast in bed.
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Yeah, look at this. Look at her.
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The femaleof the species
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is three timesas big as the male.
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Say hello to Consuela.
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She fills her preywith digestive acid
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to liquefythe internal organs
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so she can drink itfrom the inside out
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while it's alive.
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[ALARM BEEPING]
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Oh, man, am I in trouble.
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I've got to go.
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I'll call you later, okay?
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When youcome back next,
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I bet they're twice as
bigas they are today.
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Bye, Josh. See you next week.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Where'd you go, little fella?
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I see dead people.
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I see dead...
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[ *** ]
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[TRUCK HORN HONKS]
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Sorry, sonny, we aren't hiring.
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You sure?
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I'm a pretty good engineer.
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Do I look like a womanwho isn't sure?
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Yeah, well...
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I used to know my wayaround these parts.
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We aren't hiring.
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We're laying off.
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We're three months from
agoing-out-of-business sale.
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Got the picture?
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Yeah, I've got the picture,
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but my name's not Sonny, it's Chris.
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Chris?
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Chris?
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Aunt Gladys.
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Oh, welcome home.
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[GROWLS]
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Ow!
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Bad dog.
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No.
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Hey, Pete.
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What are youdoing out here?
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Well, we've got a...
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No.
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The question is, what
are you doing out here?
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You were supposed to stayin the house.
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What did you find, Mom?
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Some jerk tosseda barrel of chemicals
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off the road.
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Judging byits condition,
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it's been out herea couple of weeks.
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Who knows how muchcontamination
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it's caused.
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The water's contaminated?
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Pete, send this sample
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down to the EPA labin Phoenix.
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Let's seewhat they come up with, okay?
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I've got to tell Joshua.
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Oh, so that'swhere you were going?
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I told you, no more weeklyvisits
to that spider farm,
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didn't I?
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All right, you're grounded, mister.
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But, Mom, I've got to tell Joshua
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about this contamination.
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I don't want you hanging
outwith that weirdo.
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Those spidersare dangerous
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and besides, theygive you nightmares.
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Your nightmareskeep me up all night,
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and you know what happens
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when I don't getenough sleep, right?
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Bad mood?
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Put your bike in the truck.
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Pete, can you help himwith his bike?
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Yeah, okay, sure.
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[WHOOPING]
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Hang on, Mike.
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[SIREN]
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Party's over, gentlemen.
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Off the bikes.
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Great, this is all I need.
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She's got to bethe sexiest sheriff
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in the country.
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I know. It's weird.
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Just bought yourselfa reckless, Bret.
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Oh, come on. Give them a break.
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Get in the truck, Ashley.
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Mom!
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Now.
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Give me your license.
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Come on, sheriff.
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Come on.
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You have the rightto remain silent...
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Shut up, dork!
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You have a right to an attorney.
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If you can't affordan attorney,
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you will be appointed one...
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Hey, Larry,
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do we know anybodydown at city hall
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that might be ableto take care of this?
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Bret, isn't your stepfatherthe mayor?
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Next time you put
mydaughter's life in danger,
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I'll show youexactly how little
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that means to me.
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We're cool, sheriff.
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What do you think,
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G-string or underwear?
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Definitely thong.
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You goingto pay for this?
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No.
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Sweet.
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I heard that.
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Yeah, whatever.
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I can't believe my momgave you that ticket.
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It was so humiliating.
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Ash, I really need to usethe phone.
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No, you don't.
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You have no friends.
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Yeah, I just can't getany privacy
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around here, you know?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello, hello?
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Oh, God.
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Does anybody knowwhat's going on
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with the phone?
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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Come on, Joshua, pick up.
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Wait, wait.
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This is a town meeting, not the WWF.
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Mayor?
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Why can't those of usthat
want to sell, sell?
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Now, Viroanolwants all of our properties
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or none of our properties.
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Let's face it.
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The town's going broke,
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and they're willing to pay usto relocate.
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How do we knowthis isn't another
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of your get-rich schemes,
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like, you know, buildingthis
ridiculous mall out here?
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Well, they scrapped plansto
run a freeway through here,
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otherwise...
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Or that stupidostrich farm of yours.
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It's good meat. It's healthy.
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Hey, everybody in this town
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is having some kindof financial problem.
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Sure, I want to get outfrom under this
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and the rest of you should too.
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This is a government cover-up, isn't it?
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Harlan, what in the hellare
you talking about?
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Why they willing to pony upso much money?
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Just to get to the
minesunderneath our properties?
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They just want to putthe
empty mines to some use.
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It's perfectly safe.
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The only reasonwe've kept this town going
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is the hopethat the McCormick mines
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could turn theirselves aroundand
put everybody back to work.
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It is not happening.
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Old Man McCormick, God rest his soul...
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he's dead,
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as dead as those mines.
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Well, Mr. Mayor,
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before he died,
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he claimed he'd seen that vein.
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Let's be honest, Leon.
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The man was hallucinating.
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You know those mines are
filledwith methane gas.
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Are you going toload that gun
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with toxic waste?
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This isfor landowners only.
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Well, I am a landowner, Wade.
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Hey, Chris McCormick.
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I didn't knowyou were back.
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My father said he'd
foundthe Agua Mesa lode.
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Well, he said a lot of
thingsnear the end, Chris.
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I'm not selling the mine.
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Chris, wait up.
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Wait up.
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00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,975
You're beingfoolish, Chris.
278
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,244
Back off, Wade.
279
00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:20,246
Your fatherwas delusional.
280
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,980
You bettershut the hell up
281
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,250
about my father, I'm warning you.
282
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:25,851
Since whendid you give a damn
283
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,253
about the mines, anyway, huh?
284
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,055
You've been gonefor, what, 10 years/
285
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,322
Wade.
286
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,258
Hey, don't make the restof the town suffer
287
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,792
just becauseyou feel guilty
288
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,628
you weren't aroundwhen your father died.
289
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,130
I'm talking to you.
290
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,665
I warned you!
291
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,734
What the hellare you doing, huh?
292
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,203
That's it. That's it!
293
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,538
Okay, Sam, I'm pressing charges.
I want him arrested.
294
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,540
Go home, Wade.
295
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,309
Put some iceon your nose.
296
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,977
Just curve around20 feet away
297
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,446
from the sceneof a misdemeanor.
298
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,015
10 years
299
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,718
and you have notchanged a bit.
300
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,554
SAM: Why don't you lay
lowfor a couple days,
301
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:03,755
all right?
302
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,957
Good to see youagain, Sam.
303
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,161
Just likeold times, huh?
304
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:12,631
So it's nice to seeyou still like men.
305
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,633
What the hellare you talking about?
306
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:15,667
Oh, nothing.
307
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,369
I just saw youstaring at his butt
308
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,238
when you handcuffed him, that's all.
309
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,972
Who told youthat it's okay
310
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,374
to talk to your motherlike this?
311
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,444
He's pretty cutefor an old fogy guy.
312
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,914
He just needs a shave.
313
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,816
Okay, folks,
314
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,051
show's over.
315
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,853
Move along.
316
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:35,987
Night, Sam.
317
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,390
Yeah, nothing to see here, folks.
318
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,726
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
319
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:41,993
Okay.
320
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:44,297
[DRILL WHIRRING]
321
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:57,676
Oh, honey,
322
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,077
give it a rest.
323
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,346
It's so late.
324
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,149
It's almost midnight.
325
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:04,451
Okay,
326
00:18:04,452 --> 00:18:06,152
but you told meto finish the job,
327
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,686
now I'm tryingto finish the job...
328
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,689
Let's just give Zekie his
snackand go to sleep.
329
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:11,823
Where is Zeke?
330
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,692
Well, he's just...
331
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:14,993
Don't tell me
332
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,662
he went into the drywall again.
333
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,764
Well, yeah, I was meaningto get a grille,
334
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,899
but they don't havethe right size...
335
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:24,236
You were going to
finishremodeling this place
336
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,804
over a month ago.
337
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,806
I don't think you knowwhat you're doing.
338
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:30,509
We're going to have togive Zeke cat food
339
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,978
and he hates cat food.
340
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,646
God forbid
341
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,382
a cat should have toeat cat food.
342
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,116
That catis spoiled rotten.
343
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,351
If he was a kid,
344
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,153
we'd have to send himto military school.
345
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,322
Poor Zekie.
346
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,257
Let's lieand say it's tuna.
347
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,992
Okay. I don't thinkyou'll trick him.
348
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:49,261
He's smart.
349
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,663
Zekie-doodle.
350
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,132
Look what we've gotfor you.
351
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,602
We've got tuna.
352
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:59,205
[MEOWS]
353
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:03,910
Get your furry cat assout of there.
354
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:06,745
[CAT SCREECHING]
355
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:07,913
Whoa!
356
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,916
[SCREECH]
357
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:24,797
Zeke...
358
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:29,669
Zeke...
359
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,307
Zekie... Zeke.
360
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:37,209
Zeke.
361
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,044
Zeke.
362
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,513
Zeke...
363
00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,332
Oh, my God.
364
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,033
She's divorced now, you know.
365
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,502
I reallydon't want to talk
366
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:06,638
about Sam Parkerright now.
367
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,840
Well, a manin a flea circus
368
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,376
don't want to itch,
369
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,978
but he still does.
370
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,582
Something on your mind, Gladys?
371
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,217
I know why you left town10 years ago.
372
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,219
I left townfor a lot of reasons.
373
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,821
You wanted to avoid
374
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:23,989
telling Sam Parker
375
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,657
why you beat the crapout of her husband.
376
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,959
That was a long time ago.
377
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,361
I'm a changed man now.
378
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,330
Okay, prove it.
379
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,499
March your butt down
right nowto Sam Parker's
380
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,900
and tell her everything.
381
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,635
Tell her why you brokeher husband's nose
382
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:37,803
and why you left town
383
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,739
without so muchas a fare-thee-well.
384
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,977
Tell her once and for allhow
you really feel about her.
385
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,614
Lose the face fuzzbefore you do.
386
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,516
Makes your mouthlook like
a stripper's crotch.
387
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,319
[KETTLE WHISTLING]
388
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,556
That's disgusting.
389
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,363
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
390
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,263
Hello?
391
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,298
Hey, Sam.
392
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,033
Hey, Pete. What's up?
393
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,568
Yeah, I can talk.
394
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,136
What's the matter?
395
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:12,771
Something ate Zeke.
396
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,272
What?
397
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,074
He got in the drywall.
398
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,677
Something ate your cat?
399
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,279
Oh, my God.
400
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,283
What do you think it was?
401
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,166
Unbelievable.
402
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,434
How's Emma taking it?
403
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,936
Well, she left me.
404
00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:47,072
She's gone to staywith her mother.
405
00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:49,040
Pete, I'm so sorry.
406
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,308
Are you okay?
407
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,577
I'm fine.
408
00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:53,078
You sound like you're crying.
409
00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:55,113
Oh, no, no.
410
00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:59,418
I just, you know, I have
an intolerance to dairy
411
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:02,921
and I'm justa little bit mucousy right now.
412
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,056
That's it.
413
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:22,273
Sam, I need totell you something...
414
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:23,442
[DOORBELL RINGS]
415
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:24,810
It's Bret. I'm going to get it.
416
00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:26,277
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait.
417
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:27,413
Hey, hang on a second.
418
00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:28,914
Come here.
419
00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:30,649
I'm worriedabout a lot of things
420
00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,384
you've been doinglately, Ash.
421
00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:34,119
This wholebad-girl thing
422
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,153
you're going through
423
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:36,221
could get you in trouble.
424
00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:37,689
Mom.
425
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:41,493
I have something that I want
youto keep with you, okay?
426
00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,361
Mom, I really don'twant to do this now.
427
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,362
[DOORBELL RINGS]
428
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,864
Just a sec!
429
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,099
I'm a man,
430
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:50,368
you're a woman....
431
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,971
No. What am I doing?
432
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,541
Take this.
433
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:56,842
Is that a stun gun?
434
00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:58,309
What, are you kidding me?
435
00:22:58,310 --> 00:22:59,711
I knew guys just like Bret...
436
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,580
Mom, I'm not you, okay?
437
00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:03,615
I'm not going to get pregnantat 16.
438
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:05,984
I'm not going to stay
herefor the rest of my life
439
00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:08,420
and be likea trailer-trash sheriff,
440
00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:11,256
all right?
441
00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:12,859
Thanks for the flashback.
442
00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:20,633
I didn't deserve that.
443
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,070
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
444
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:27,774
I'm really sorry.
445
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:33,079
Can I have the stun gun, please?
446
00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:39,350
Be careful with it, all right?
447
00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:40,418
Okay.
448
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:43,221
Thank you.
449
00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:44,222
Get out of here.
450
00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:45,223
Ew.
451
00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:47,092
[DOORBELL RINGS]
452
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,461
Hey.
453
00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:50,862
Oh, it's you.
454
00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:54,099
Yeah. I was wonderingif your mom was home?
455
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,569
Mom, it's for you.
456
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,708
Morning, Chris.
457
00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:03,875
Morning, Sam.
458
00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:05,844
I just wantedto come by
459
00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:07,613
and apologizefor yesterday.
460
00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:09,247
No. I can handle Wade.
461
00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:10,782
Really, don't worry about it.
462
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,718
Great.
463
00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:14,720
And you know, since I'm back in town
464
00:24:14,721 --> 00:24:16,722
for a little while and all,
465
00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:18,958
I thought maybe I could...
466
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:23,863
Sam, before I left...
467
00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:27,867
Is there somethingyou want to tell me?
468
00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:34,339
Do you thinkwe could meet somewhere,
469
00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:35,406
hook up?
470
00:24:35,407 --> 00:24:36,842
Not hook up.
471
00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:38,610
I mean, meet somewhere
472
00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,478
and you know, catch up on things?
473
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,747
Sure, Chris.
474
00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:43,481
Yeah, we could do that.
475
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,750
Great.
476
00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:46,451
All right, I'll be in touch.
477
00:24:46,452 --> 00:24:47,953
Okay.
478
00:24:47,954 --> 00:24:49,354
Um...
479
00:24:49,355 --> 00:24:50,956
Who are the flowers for?
480
00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:51,957
Oh...
481
00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:55,126
Well, they're for you, actually.
482
00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:56,528
I picked them myself.
483
00:24:56,529 --> 00:24:58,530
Nice.
484
00:24:58,531 --> 00:24:59,631
Nice.
485
00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:00,967
All right, bye.
486
00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:05,937
"Picked them myself."
487
00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:07,506
Come on.
488
00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:38,270
Joshua?
489
00:25:48,514 --> 00:25:51,516
There's no sign of Joshua,
490
00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:52,684
his parrot,
491
00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:54,687
or any of the arachnids.
492
00:25:56,088 --> 00:26:01,828
Just these huge, intricate
websthey've left behind.
493
00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:29,387
I've discoveredseveral arachnid tracks
494
00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:30,922
outside Joshua's.
495
00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:35,060
From my initial estimate,
the spiders have doubled.
496
00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:39,265
No, more like they're five
timestheir original size.
497
00:27:08,761 --> 00:27:10,362
[THUMPING]
498
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:14,366
[ROARING]
499
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:23,508
I found this mapin my dad's study.
500
00:27:23,509 --> 00:27:25,711
Leon, is this the sectionhe was working on
501
00:27:25,712 --> 00:27:27,178
when he died?
502
00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:28,446
Yep.
503
00:27:28,447 --> 00:27:29,815
I thought so.
504
00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:31,717
I want to concentrateall our energy
505
00:27:31,718 --> 00:27:33,318
in these tunnels here.
506
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:34,720
Those mines
507
00:27:34,721 --> 00:27:36,454
have the highestconcentration
508
00:27:36,455 --> 00:27:38,323
of methane gas.
509
00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:39,624
Yeah, well,
510
00:27:39,625 --> 00:27:41,259
I'm not going to makethe
same mistake my dad did.
511
00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:43,194
I want all mento wear their masks
512
00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:44,195
at all times.
513
00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:46,765
If you startfeeling disoriented,
514
00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:48,734
get to oneof these higher chambers
515
00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:49,868
as soon as possible.
516
00:27:49,869 --> 00:27:51,402
Well, it's niceto know
517
00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:53,806
you didn't forgeteverything we taught you.
518
00:28:08,454 --> 00:28:10,621
Hey, can you give mea
ride into town, mister?
519
00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:11,622
Sure.
520
00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:12,758
Hop in, kid.
521
00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:14,160
Great. Thanks.
522
00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:25,103
What's that?
523
00:28:25,104 --> 00:28:27,005
I think it'san exoskeleton
524
00:28:27,006 --> 00:28:30,641
of a male orb weaver'spedipalps.
525
00:28:30,642 --> 00:28:32,844
Okay...
526
00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:34,780
It's a spider's leg.
527
00:28:34,781 --> 00:28:37,082
Well, that seemsawful big
528
00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,516
to be a spider leg.
529
00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:40,051
Yeah, that's the problem.
530
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,253
But nobody'sgoing to believe me.
531
00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:44,990
Believe what?
532
00:28:44,991 --> 00:28:47,125
Do you reallywant to know?
533
00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:48,126
Try me.
534
00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:49,494
Okay.
535
00:28:49,495 --> 00:28:51,196
The situation is this.
536
00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:53,531
My friend Joshuasells exotic spiders.
537
00:28:53,532 --> 00:28:55,733
They've grown biggerthe
last couple of weeks,
538
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,735
and now they've grownso big
539
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,670
that they'vebroken out of their cages
540
00:28:59,671 --> 00:29:01,672
and headed downto the mine shafts.
541
00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:03,174
Joshua is nowhere to be found
542
00:29:03,175 --> 00:29:05,210
and I thinkthey might've killed him,
543
00:29:05,211 --> 00:29:07,545
but you won't believe me,
because I'm the kid,
544
00:29:07,546 --> 00:29:10,248
and they never believe the kid.
545
00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:11,851
Let me see it.
546
00:29:13,219 --> 00:29:15,220
You know, it doeskind of look
547
00:29:15,221 --> 00:29:17,422
like an old pieceof cactus.
548
00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:19,792
See?
549
00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:54,852
So...
550
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,221
where were you?
551
00:30:56,222 --> 00:30:58,656
I went to Joshua's.
552
00:30:58,657 --> 00:31:00,525
What did I tell youabout going over there?
553
00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:02,493
Mom, his spidershave become gigantic.
554
00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:04,329
The whole towncould be in danger.
555
00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:05,931
They could destroy everything.
556
00:31:05,932 --> 00:31:07,432
People could get killed.
557
00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:09,334
Just hear me out.
558
00:31:09,335 --> 00:31:11,536
I swear to Godit's the television.
559
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:14,940
This is exactly your problemright here.
560
00:31:14,941 --> 00:31:17,475
I don't want to hearany more
561
00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:20,111
of your media-induced, paranoid,
delusional nightmares.
562
00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:21,579
Mom, listen to me.
563
00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:23,748
You can add a weekto how
long you're grounded.
564
00:31:23,749 --> 00:31:24,749
Please?
565
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:27,019
And no TV.
566
00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:37,963
I know.
567
00:31:37,964 --> 00:31:40,298
I thought it was a slam-dunk.
568
00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:44,169
Who knew Chris McCormickwould
suddenly get gold fever?
569
00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:45,903
I'm trying my best here.
570
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,338
Do you have any idea
571
00:31:47,339 --> 00:31:49,340
what the peopleof this town would do
572
00:31:49,341 --> 00:31:51,576
if they knewwe were storing toxic waste
573
00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:53,711
without their consent?
574
00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:55,113
Wade, I'm going out now.
575
00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:57,248
Now, look,
576
00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:59,517
I let you guys run tests,
577
00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:02,487
putting that stuff in the minesthat
run under my own property.
578
00:32:02,488 --> 00:32:04,655
I'll be back late, maybe not till morning.
579
00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:06,024
You owe me on this.
580
00:32:06,025 --> 00:32:09,760
Going off to get wasted, have a wild orgy,
581
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:11,162
and I might steal a car.
582
00:32:11,163 --> 00:32:12,563
You want one?
583
00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:13,731
Bret, I'm on the phone.
584
00:32:13,732 --> 00:32:14,899
Go have some fun.
585
00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:16,201
I'll see you later.
586
00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:18,303
Either we stand togetheron this...
587
00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:19,637
Thanks for caring, man.
588
00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:21,007
Or we fall together.
589
00:32:39,225 --> 00:32:41,260
I'll do what I can.
590
00:32:57,909 --> 00:32:59,578
What the...
591
00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:13,819
Good Lord.
592
00:34:46,218 --> 00:34:48,085
I've been warning you about this for years,
593
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,888
but you wouldn't listen to me.
594
00:34:50,889 --> 00:34:54,259
And now it's starting to
emergeas a trend in our town.
595
00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:55,660
Checking on the police wire
596
00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:57,662
that Bob Stuck's dog Skippy'sbeen missing,
597
00:34:57,663 --> 00:34:59,764
and that's the fourthmissing-pet call
598
00:34:59,765 --> 00:35:01,532
we've had this morning.
599
00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,668
It's strange, it's strange.
600
00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:06,137
People are sayingit's
coyotes and it's wolves,
601
00:35:06,138 --> 00:35:07,872
but we know the truth.
602
00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:11,676
We all know about those cowsin
New England and the probe,
603
00:35:11,677 --> 00:35:13,311
the anal probe.
604
00:35:13,312 --> 00:35:15,313
Yeah, let's talkabout the probe.
605
00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:16,914
Let's talk about the anal probe.
606
00:35:16,915 --> 00:35:18,316
What is that?
607
00:35:18,317 --> 00:35:20,885
I mean, what are they looking for?
608
00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:22,487
I mean, that's just wrong.
609
00:35:22,488 --> 00:35:24,322
I mean, Skippy didn't do anything
610
00:35:24,323 --> 00:35:25,590
to anybody.
611
00:35:25,591 --> 00:35:26,924
I mean, he doesn't deserve that.
612
00:35:26,925 --> 00:35:28,593
What are you going to findin a dog's...
613
00:35:28,594 --> 00:35:29,794
you know what I'm saying.
614
00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:30,795
It's just wrong.
615
00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:31,896
You're all ostriches
616
00:35:31,897 --> 00:35:33,664
with your heads stuck in the dirt,
617
00:35:33,665 --> 00:35:36,867
which just leaves your ass
sticking up in the air.
618
00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:39,136
You're inviting the aliens in, people.
619
00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:41,939
They have no choice but
to probe you in the butt.
620
00:35:41,940 --> 00:35:44,475
Aunt Gladys,
621
00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:46,344
how can you listento this wacko?
622
00:35:46,345 --> 00:35:49,715
I think he's very informative.
623
00:35:54,019 --> 00:35:56,287
Do Floyd and Leroystill
have that barber shop?
624
00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:57,622
Good idea.
625
00:35:57,623 --> 00:35:59,358
People are beginning to talk.
626
00:36:00,426 --> 00:36:03,060
Oh, you can't lightthose matches, huh?
627
00:36:03,061 --> 00:36:04,962
Maybe it's a sign to quit.
628
00:36:04,963 --> 00:36:07,898
If the aliens come down and
they try to anal probe me,
629
00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:10,668
I'm telling you, I'm not taking that.
630
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:12,036
That's...
631
00:36:12,037 --> 00:36:14,672
If you want a piece of me,
just don't take that piece.
632
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:17,808
So how muchis a shave these days?
633
00:36:17,809 --> 00:36:19,043
Four bucks.
634
00:36:19,044 --> 00:36:20,811
Four bucks?
635
00:36:20,812 --> 00:36:22,247
That's a good deal.
636
00:36:22,248 --> 00:36:24,048
Got to give a good deal.
637
00:36:24,049 --> 00:36:26,917
Can't charge around herewhat
a barber can charge
638
00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:30,856
in other placeswhere they've got money.
639
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,825
And jobs.
640
00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:37,262
Of course, some people
641
00:36:37,263 --> 00:36:39,297
don't know a good dealwhen they see one.
642
00:36:39,298 --> 00:36:42,867
Uh, you know, maybe I don't need a shave.
643
00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:44,269
Hold still.
644
00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:46,905
I wouldn't want to cut you.
645
00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:03,321
Bret, slow down.
646
00:37:03,322 --> 00:37:05,155
Well, I thoughtyou loved me?
647
00:37:05,156 --> 00:37:08,125
I do, I do,
648
00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:09,760
but I just...
649
00:37:09,761 --> 00:37:11,195
But what?
650
00:37:11,196 --> 00:37:13,130
I just...
651
00:37:13,131 --> 00:37:15,065
I don't want to losemy virginity
652
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,734
in the front seatof a truck.
653
00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:18,469
Well, why didn'tyou say so?
654
00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:20,204
I've got a blanketin the back.
655
00:37:20,205 --> 00:37:21,939
Bret, no.
656
00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:23,341
No, that's not it.
657
00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:24,809
I just don't thinkl'm ready.
658
00:37:24,810 --> 00:37:26,344
Tammy and Larry do itevery night.
659
00:37:26,345 --> 00:37:27,345
So fine,
660
00:37:27,346 --> 00:37:28,846
call them, okay?
661
00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:31,215
Have a ménage à trois if you want.
662
00:37:31,216 --> 00:37:34,952
Oh, that dirty talkjust drives me nuts.
663
00:37:34,953 --> 00:37:37,021
Oh, Bret, no.
664
00:37:37,022 --> 00:37:38,756
Bret, please.
665
00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:40,825
Bret, look, I'm warning you, okay?
666
00:37:40,826 --> 00:37:41,892
I can't help it.
667
00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:43,862
You just bring outthe beast in me.
668
00:37:44,863 --> 00:37:46,665
Bret, back off!
669
00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:50,302
Ow, my balls!
670
00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:55,306
God, my balls.
671
00:37:55,307 --> 00:37:59,209
[SOUND OF WATER FLOWING]
672
00:37:59,210 --> 00:38:01,346
Damn it!
673
00:38:01,347 --> 00:38:03,013
I pissed my pants.
674
00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:05,215
Don't you thinkyou're
overreacting a little?
675
00:38:05,216 --> 00:38:06,851
I was just copping a feel.
676
00:38:06,852 --> 00:38:08,118
Overreacting?
677
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:09,454
God, you know,
678
00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:11,155
I can't believe my momwas right about you.
679
00:38:11,156 --> 00:38:13,290
Do you have any ideahow
embarrassing that is?
680
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,892
[ENGINE TURNING OVER]
681
00:38:14,893 --> 00:38:16,126
Ash!
682
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,728
Ash, wait.
683
00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:19,331
I'm sorry.
684
00:38:32,378 --> 00:38:34,913
Aaa...!
685
00:38:42,287 --> 00:38:43,854
Check out Bret.
686
00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:44,989
Yeah.
687
00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:46,991
Go! Go! They're coming!
688
00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:48,058
They're coming! Go!
689
00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:49,994
Get on your bikes! Get on your bikes!
690
00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:50,996
They're coming.
691
00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:55,265
Dude, did youpiss your pants?
692
00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:57,267
We've got to get out of here.
693
00:38:57,268 --> 00:38:59,036
Looks likethe only thing going
694
00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:00,606
is you, dude.
695
00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:06,678
[SCREAMS]
696
00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:46,350
They're getting closer.
697
00:39:46,351 --> 00:39:47,819
Move it!
698
00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:57,061
We have ostriches, catsand
dogs disappearing
699
00:39:57,062 --> 00:39:58,395
all over town.
700
00:39:58,396 --> 00:39:59,997
Sir, last time I checked,
701
00:39:59,998 --> 00:40:01,932
cats and dogs are not fish,
702
00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:04,469
and ostriches are farmed,
they're not game...
703
00:40:04,470 --> 00:40:06,804
There has to be somebodyat Fish and Game
704
00:40:06,805 --> 00:40:08,707
who can be of some assistance.
705
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,750
Hey, watch it!
706
00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:19,945
Hello?
707
00:41:21,346 --> 00:41:22,714
Hello?
708
00:41:23,549 --> 00:41:24,883
Hello?
709
00:41:38,864 --> 00:41:40,097
[GRUNTS]
710
00:41:40,098 --> 00:41:43,001
Yes...
711
00:41:51,577 --> 00:41:53,178
What the hell are these things?
712
00:42:18,469 --> 00:42:19,737
Here we go again.
713
00:42:19,738 --> 00:42:22,506
The phone lines are down.
714
00:42:22,507 --> 00:42:25,309
I know they're going to tell
youthat it's a technical error,
715
00:42:25,310 --> 00:42:26,711
but you know what it is.
716
00:42:26,712 --> 00:42:28,713
They're shutting us down.
717
00:42:28,714 --> 00:42:30,014
That's right.
718
00:42:30,015 --> 00:42:31,849
I know what you're sayingto yourself.
719
00:42:31,850 --> 00:42:33,718
You're saying,"Oh, he's paranoid,
720
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,586
he's paranoid, he's crazy,"but you know...
721
00:42:35,587 --> 00:42:37,454
And then there's an old saying, you know,
722
00:42:37,455 --> 00:42:38,789
"Just because I'm paranoid
723
00:42:38,790 --> 00:42:40,625
doesn't meanpeople aren't following me."
724
00:42:40,626 --> 00:42:42,059
And all of a sudden
725
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:44,061
there's a communication "blackout."
726
00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:46,496
Probablyat the bottom of the bag.
727
00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:48,565
It's where they alwaysput the food.
728
00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,669
[FOOTSTEPS SKITTERING]
729
00:42:59,110 --> 00:43:00,678
Here it is.
730
00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:03,313
Here we go, Bruisie.
731
00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:04,783
Bruisie?
732
00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:13,124
[BARKS]
733
00:43:15,661 --> 00:43:17,729
[YELPS]
734
00:43:24,770 --> 00:43:26,403
Bruiser?
735
00:43:26,404 --> 00:43:28,874
Aunt Gladys?
736
00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:35,881
Bruiser?
737
00:43:39,818 --> 00:43:42,419
Oh, my God.
738
00:43:42,420 --> 00:43:45,155
Oh, God.
739
00:43:45,156 --> 00:43:46,824
Oh, Lord.
740
00:43:46,825 --> 00:43:48,694
Are you in there?
741
00:43:54,199 --> 00:43:55,667
Oh...
742
00:44:01,372 --> 00:44:02,707
Oh, my God.
743
00:44:02,708 --> 00:44:03,708
Oh...
744
00:44:03,709 --> 00:44:04,742
I'm coming, baby.
745
00:44:04,743 --> 00:44:06,844
I'm coming.
746
00:44:06,845 --> 00:44:10,081
Aunt Gladys, I lost the face fuzz.
747
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:22,027
Bruiser?
748
00:44:46,617 --> 00:44:48,219
Aunt Gladys?
749
00:44:56,161 --> 00:44:58,363
[MUMBLING]
750
00:45:00,565 --> 00:45:02,901
[MUMBLES ECHOING]
751
00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:16,381
Aunt Gladys?
752
00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:20,919
Aunt Gladys?
753
00:45:29,861 --> 00:45:31,863
This ain't no cactus.
754
00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:55,887
Mike!
755
00:45:56,788 --> 00:45:58,356
Mike!
756
00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:01,892
Mike! Sam!
757
00:46:01,893 --> 00:46:03,961
[BANGING]
758
00:46:03,962 --> 00:46:05,429
Can I talk to Mike?
759
00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:06,530
Why? What's going on?
760
00:46:06,531 --> 00:46:07,731
I can't explain now.
761
00:46:07,732 --> 00:46:11,001
Mike, look what I foundin my basement.
762
00:46:11,002 --> 00:46:13,037
Whoa, that thing is huge!
763
00:46:13,038 --> 00:46:14,840
Give me a second.
764
00:46:20,711 --> 00:46:22,313
Hold this.
765
00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:26,551
What's going on?
766
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:29,920
So check this out.
767
00:46:29,921 --> 00:46:31,355
After takingcareful measurements
768
00:46:31,356 --> 00:46:33,057
of the exoskeleton I foundat Joshua's,
769
00:46:33,058 --> 00:46:34,724
my program calculatedthat the spider
770
00:46:34,725 --> 00:46:36,393
was roughly the size shown here.
771
00:46:36,394 --> 00:46:38,395
What spider?
772
00:46:38,396 --> 00:46:40,597
But the hole in the basementwas
much bigger than that.
773
00:46:40,598 --> 00:46:41,731
What hole?
774
00:46:41,732 --> 00:46:42,799
Okay,
775
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,534
now let's inputthe measurements
776
00:46:44,535 --> 00:46:45,802
from your exoskeleton
777
00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,072
and see what happens.
778
00:46:49,607 --> 00:46:51,475
That's more like it...
779
00:46:51,476 --> 00:46:52,877
unfortunately.
780
00:46:52,878 --> 00:46:54,078
What the hell is this?
781
00:46:54,079 --> 00:46:55,312
It's my media-induced,
782
00:46:55,313 --> 00:46:58,183
paranoid, delusional nightmare.
783
00:47:14,332 --> 00:47:15,266
Oh, God.
784
00:47:15,267 --> 00:47:16,766
So you're tryingto tell me
785
00:47:16,767 --> 00:47:19,469
that a giant spider ate Gladys?
786
00:47:19,470 --> 00:47:21,071
Maybe not.
787
00:47:21,072 --> 00:47:22,672
Was there webbing around?
788
00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:23,673
Yeah, lots of it.
789
00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:24,774
She might havebeen attacked
790
00:47:24,775 --> 00:47:26,510
by a male orb weaver.
791
00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:28,545
Male, female, what's the difference?
792
00:47:28,546 --> 00:47:30,347
Males competefor the female's attention
793
00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:32,749
by bringing herthe best present.
794
00:47:32,750 --> 00:47:33,817
The prey is cocooned alive
795
00:47:33,818 --> 00:47:35,319
so that she canfeed on it later
796
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,386
in her nest.
797
00:47:36,387 --> 00:47:38,956
You know how all womenlike
breakfast in bed.
798
00:47:38,957 --> 00:47:41,259
So Gladys might still be alive?
799
00:48:01,479 --> 00:48:04,015
[GASPS]
800
00:48:19,830 --> 00:48:22,032
[SCREAMING]
801
00:48:22,033 --> 00:48:23,233
That's Ashley.
802
00:48:23,234 --> 00:48:24,035
Come on.
803
00:48:24,036 --> 00:48:25,236
Ashley?
804
00:48:30,008 --> 00:48:31,841
Ashley...
805
00:48:31,842 --> 00:48:34,045
Mom!
806
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:38,116
Look out!
807
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:42,987
Keys.
808
00:48:42,988 --> 00:48:45,156
Keys, keys, keys, keys.
809
00:48:49,794 --> 00:48:51,329
Mike, get out of here!
810
00:48:56,401 --> 00:48:58,535
Scissors. Throw me the scissors!
811
00:48:58,536 --> 00:48:59,536
Scissors?
812
00:48:59,537 --> 00:49:00,604
Scissors!
813
00:49:00,605 --> 00:49:01,672
Here you go.
814
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:15,453
Hey, spidey.
815
00:49:24,929 --> 00:49:27,031
Thank you.
816
00:49:27,032 --> 00:49:28,765
Pete. Come in, Pete.
817
00:49:28,766 --> 00:49:30,167
All right.
818
00:49:30,168 --> 00:49:31,969
Hold on to your shirt.
819
00:49:38,176 --> 00:49:39,576
Sam, is that you, Sam?
820
00:49:39,577 --> 00:49:41,911
Look, I don't know what's going on,
821
00:49:41,912 --> 00:49:43,713
but all the phones are down.
822
00:49:43,714 --> 00:49:46,383
Take every weapon we haveto my house.
823
00:49:46,384 --> 00:49:47,684
Guns?
824
00:49:47,685 --> 00:49:50,120
Why would we be needing...
825
00:49:50,121 --> 00:49:52,056
Just do it!
826
00:49:52,057 --> 00:49:53,658
Okay. All right. Okay.
827
00:50:11,209 --> 00:50:13,010
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
828
00:50:31,129 --> 00:50:36,566
Winchester, we've got six,
829
00:50:36,567 --> 00:50:38,802
Mossberg pump,
830
00:50:38,803 --> 00:50:41,538
and the Lee Harvey Oswald rifle.
831
00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:44,409
Why we have that, I do not know.
832
00:50:46,244 --> 00:50:47,777
Why don't you stomp them hills out flat
833
00:50:47,778 --> 00:50:49,646
and give yourself some room to grow
834
00:50:49,647 --> 00:50:51,715
before you start making brags around us.
835
00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:52,717
Brags, is it?
836
00:51:06,797 --> 00:51:07,864
I'm closing up.
837
00:51:07,865 --> 00:51:09,799
Oh, my Lord,
838
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,868
always complainingabout something.
839
00:51:11,869 --> 00:51:13,738
Can you turnthat thing down?
840
00:51:15,206 --> 00:51:17,208
You're already deaf from it.
841
00:51:20,145 --> 00:51:22,813
I said turn that thing down.
842
00:51:24,215 --> 00:51:25,750
What did you say?
843
00:51:33,158 --> 00:51:35,024
No!
844
00:51:35,025 --> 00:51:36,494
No!
845
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:55,713
Bob?
846
00:51:59,049 --> 00:52:00,550
First Emma leaves,
847
00:52:00,551 --> 00:52:03,320
now Sam's got me doingspring cleaning.
848
00:52:03,321 --> 00:52:05,490
Can't get any worse than this.
849
00:52:20,805 --> 00:52:23,140
[SIREN]
850
00:52:33,751 --> 00:52:36,687
So what happenedwith you and Brian, anyway?
851
00:52:39,357 --> 00:52:41,825
He wasn't exactlythe faithful type.
852
00:52:41,826 --> 00:52:44,961
Sam, I've been tryingto tell you this
853
00:52:44,962 --> 00:52:46,363
for a long time.
854
00:52:46,364 --> 00:52:48,832
You can handle one of these, right?
855
00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:50,634
[SIREN APPROACHING]
856
00:52:50,635 --> 00:52:53,237
[HORN HONKING]
857
00:52:53,238 --> 00:52:55,138
Ashley, Mike, you guys ready?
858
00:52:55,139 --> 00:52:57,106
Just a minute, Mom.
859
00:52:57,107 --> 00:52:59,108
How many spidersdid Joshua have?
860
00:52:59,109 --> 00:53:01,044
I don't know, a hundred,
861
00:53:01,045 --> 00:53:02,045
maybe 200?
862
00:53:02,046 --> 00:53:03,713
200?
863
00:53:03,714 --> 00:53:04,781
Are you kidding me?
864
00:53:04,782 --> 00:53:06,783
Hurry up, you guys. It's time to go.
865
00:53:06,784 --> 00:53:09,353
Mom, nearly all Joshua's
spidersare nocturnal hunters.
866
00:53:09,354 --> 00:53:11,421
They're coming out of the
minesright now to feed.
867
00:53:11,422 --> 00:53:12,822
We have towarn everybody.
868
00:53:12,823 --> 00:53:14,424
All the phone linesare down, Mike.
869
00:53:14,425 --> 00:53:16,760
To spread the word, open up your eyes
870
00:53:16,761 --> 00:53:18,795
to get you to look into the dark places
871
00:53:18,796 --> 00:53:21,197
that our government-controlled media...
872
00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:23,833
We can broadcast a warning.
873
00:53:23,834 --> 00:53:26,169
Okay, who is going to believethat lunatic?
874
00:53:26,170 --> 00:53:28,606
[HORN HONKING]
875
00:53:38,416 --> 00:53:40,016
What was that?
876
00:53:40,017 --> 00:53:41,919
What the...
877
00:53:44,021 --> 00:53:46,155
What the hell is going on?
878
00:53:46,156 --> 00:53:47,757
It's Pete.
879
00:53:47,758 --> 00:53:49,025
He's waiting.
880
00:53:49,026 --> 00:53:50,427
Come on. Let's go.
881
00:53:50,428 --> 00:53:52,061
See you, Ash.
882
00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:54,532
I don't think that was Pete.
883
00:54:09,179 --> 00:54:10,648
Oh, my God...
884
00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:18,655
Holy moly.
885
00:54:18,656 --> 00:54:20,390
Everybodyget in the car now!
886
00:54:20,391 --> 00:54:22,693
Ashley, go!
887
00:54:24,829 --> 00:54:25,962
Come on, come on.
888
00:54:25,963 --> 00:54:27,332
Look out, Sam!
889
00:54:35,205 --> 00:54:37,675
Come on.
890
00:54:40,478 --> 00:54:43,547
What are you waiting for? Go!
891
00:54:43,548 --> 00:54:45,114
Habronattus Orbus...
892
00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:46,316
Let's go!
893
00:54:46,317 --> 00:54:48,719
The jumper.
894
00:55:04,234 --> 00:55:06,302
You guys stayin the car.
895
00:55:06,303 --> 00:55:08,338
Pete, honkif there are any problems.
896
00:55:08,339 --> 00:55:10,239
You got it, Sam.
897
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:11,375
Mom...
898
00:55:11,376 --> 00:55:12,376
Stay in the car.
899
00:55:12,377 --> 00:55:13,844
Guys, stay.
900
00:55:16,781 --> 00:55:18,648
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
901
00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:20,650
Harlan, I need to makean
emergency broadcast.
902
00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:22,652
You can't just come inand oppress me.
903
00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:24,388
I have no time to explain.
904
00:55:24,389 --> 00:55:26,723
Consider thisa government conspiracy
905
00:55:26,724 --> 00:55:28,124
to take overyour station.
906
00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:30,193
Here.
907
00:55:30,194 --> 00:55:31,595
Friends,
908
00:55:31,596 --> 00:55:35,932
our local "authorities"
have an emergency message
909
00:55:35,933 --> 00:55:39,135
for our charminglittle community.
910
00:55:39,136 --> 00:55:40,504
This is Sheriff Sam Parker
911
00:55:40,505 --> 00:55:42,271
and I havea very important announcement.
912
00:55:42,272 --> 00:55:45,141
Pete, turn onthe radio.
913
00:55:45,142 --> 00:55:47,411
This is not a prank
914
00:55:47,412 --> 00:55:49,245
or one of Harlan's crazy stunts.
915
00:55:49,246 --> 00:55:51,448
We have a crisis situation on our hands.
916
00:55:51,449 --> 00:55:53,683
The town...
917
00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:57,621
is being overrunby giant spiders.
918
00:55:57,622 --> 00:55:59,288
Believe me, I know how this sounds,
919
00:55:59,289 --> 00:56:01,958
but you musttrust me on this.
920
00:56:01,959 --> 00:56:05,228
I want everyoneto arm
themselves immediately.
921
00:56:05,229 --> 00:56:06,730
I repeat,
922
00:56:06,731 --> 00:56:09,833
giant spidersare all over the town.
923
00:56:09,834 --> 00:56:13,302
Did she just saygiant spiders?
924
00:56:13,303 --> 00:56:15,640
That's just Harlan's show.
925
00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:18,475
Giant spiders?
926
00:56:18,476 --> 00:56:20,243
What the hell kind of bullshitis that?
927
00:56:20,244 --> 00:56:21,645
Space aliens you believe.
928
00:56:21,646 --> 00:56:23,581
This you havea hard time with?
929
00:56:27,452 --> 00:56:29,252
Why didn't someonesay something?
930
00:56:29,253 --> 00:56:30,754
Look at me.
931
00:56:30,755 --> 00:56:32,923
God.
932
00:56:48,138 --> 00:56:49,405
I've got to warn Sam.
933
00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:50,406
No, no, no, no, no!
934
00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:51,475
No. Shh.
935
00:56:51,476 --> 00:56:52,676
Noise will attract it.
936
00:56:52,677 --> 00:56:53,677
What do I do?
937
00:56:53,678 --> 00:56:55,079
Give me the walkie-talkie.
938
00:56:59,216 --> 00:57:00,617
Mom, are you there?
939
00:57:00,618 --> 00:57:03,019
Yeah, yeah, Mike. Mike, is everything okay?
940
00:57:03,020 --> 00:57:05,689
Mom, don't make any movements or noises.
941
00:57:05,690 --> 00:57:07,725
There's a giant tarantulaheaded your way.
942
00:57:10,961 --> 00:57:12,563
Copy that.
943
00:57:20,004 --> 00:57:22,607
Oh, my God!
944
00:57:24,675 --> 00:57:26,877
You're just foodto that thing.
945
00:57:33,684 --> 00:57:35,118
Attention, people.
946
00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:37,522
Everyone meetat the Prosperity Mall.
947
00:57:50,735 --> 00:57:52,603
I repeat: the Prosperity Mall.
948
00:57:58,208 --> 00:57:59,676
Why the mall?
949
00:57:59,677 --> 00:58:01,779
Concrete walls, steel doors.
950
00:58:18,462 --> 00:58:19,863
[GUNSHOTS]
951
00:58:19,864 --> 00:58:21,565
Did you see that thing?
952
00:58:21,566 --> 00:58:23,934
[SCREAMING]
953
00:58:28,072 --> 00:58:30,708
[SCREAMING]
954
00:58:52,597 --> 00:58:54,198
Let's go.
955
00:58:56,934 --> 00:58:59,135
Come on.
956
00:58:59,136 --> 00:59:01,270
I have four more paymentson this shit.
957
00:59:01,271 --> 00:59:03,574
Let's go.
958
00:59:07,778 --> 00:59:09,378
Come on, hurry.
959
00:59:09,379 --> 00:59:11,648
It's comingthis way!
960
00:59:11,649 --> 00:59:13,951
Go. Go.
961
00:59:16,086 --> 00:59:17,822
[SCREAMING]
962
00:59:28,498 --> 00:59:30,868
[TIRES SQUEALING]
963
01:01:16,807 --> 01:01:18,042
Come on.
964
01:01:31,956 --> 01:01:33,556
Can I geta refill, Carol?
965
01:01:33,557 --> 01:01:34,623
Help yourself, sweetie.
966
01:01:34,624 --> 01:01:35,960
Thanks.
967
01:01:40,030 --> 01:01:42,365
That was an excellentostrich burger.
968
01:01:42,366 --> 01:01:43,968
Well, thank you.
969
01:01:46,436 --> 01:01:48,437
Kind of slow today, huh?
970
01:01:48,438 --> 01:01:50,440
It's always slowhere, Wade.
971
01:01:51,842 --> 01:01:53,376
No, no, no, no, I'm telling you,
972
01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:55,111
there's no wayyou're telling me
973
01:01:55,112 --> 01:01:57,113
that thing back thereis from Earth.
974
01:01:57,114 --> 01:01:59,582
All right, they'respiders from Mars.
975
01:01:59,583 --> 01:02:01,118
You happy?
976
01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:04,321
No.
977
01:02:30,547 --> 01:02:32,248
It's the invasion!
978
01:02:32,249 --> 01:02:33,482
It's the invasion!
979
01:02:33,483 --> 01:02:35,618
Sam, I'm telling you, it's the invasion!
980
01:02:35,619 --> 01:02:36,752
I told you.
981
01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:38,154
I told you.
982
01:02:38,155 --> 01:02:41,826
Everyone, just get to the
mall, as quick as you can.
983
01:02:46,096 --> 01:02:48,697
Just getto the Prosperity Mall
984
01:02:48,698 --> 01:02:51,335
as soon as possible.
985
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,809
Arac-attack.
986
01:03:09,319 --> 01:03:11,889
[HORN HONKING]
987
01:03:26,336 --> 01:03:29,874
If you build it, they will come.
988
01:03:51,095 --> 01:03:52,695
Chris, get everyone inside
989
01:03:52,696 --> 01:03:54,397
and get the gate down.
990
01:03:54,398 --> 01:03:55,464
Kids, go with him.
991
01:03:55,465 --> 01:03:56,499
Right, Mom.
992
01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:58,467
Oswald's gun.
993
01:03:58,468 --> 01:04:00,971
This is the weirdest dayof my life.
994
01:04:02,772 --> 01:04:04,807
What is going on?
995
01:04:04,808 --> 01:04:06,276
Look behind you.
996
01:04:30,100 --> 01:04:31,767
Norman, how do youget this gate down?
997
01:04:31,768 --> 01:04:33,369
Key. Do you have it?
998
01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:34,770
Yeah. Come on!
999
01:04:34,771 --> 01:04:35,771
Hurry up.
1000
01:04:35,772 --> 01:04:37,240
Okay.
1001
01:04:37,241 --> 01:04:38,807
That's the back gate.
1002
01:04:38,808 --> 01:04:39,808
That's the ladies lavatory.
1003
01:04:39,809 --> 01:04:41,077
Come on!
1004
01:04:41,078 --> 01:04:42,912
You're making me nervous.
1005
01:04:42,913 --> 01:04:44,080
I'll make you nervous.
1006
01:04:44,081 --> 01:04:46,215
Give me that!
1007
01:04:46,216 --> 01:04:48,117
Could it be this onewith
"Front Gate" on it?
1008
01:04:48,118 --> 01:04:49,519
Yeah, Front Gate. That'll do it.
1009
01:04:51,555 --> 01:04:53,222
Come on!
1010
01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:54,657
Everybody get inside!
1011
01:04:54,658 --> 01:04:55,659
Hurry!
1012
01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:08,004
Mom, hurry up!
1013
01:05:08,005 --> 01:05:09,273
Come on.
1014
01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:11,807
Mom, hurry!
1015
01:05:11,808 --> 01:05:13,043
Hurry!
1016
01:05:17,847 --> 01:05:19,984
Mom, come on. Hurry up!
1017
01:05:26,756 --> 01:05:28,325
Mom, are you okay?
1018
01:05:32,629 --> 01:05:34,763
What exactly is that?
1019
01:05:34,764 --> 01:05:36,366
Spider, man.
1020
01:05:38,902 --> 01:05:40,203
Hey...
1021
01:05:40,204 --> 01:05:41,770
Hey, Chris, how'sthe lockdown holding
1022
01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:42,838
over there?
1023
01:05:42,839 --> 01:05:44,373
This one's holdingpretty good.
1024
01:05:44,374 --> 01:05:46,576
They're holding, but we
don't have much time.
1025
01:05:47,978 --> 01:05:49,278
Okay.
1026
01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:50,779
All the doors arelocked and secured.
1027
01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:52,081
No breaches at the front.
1028
01:05:52,082 --> 01:05:54,017
I haven't heard a soundin a couple hours.
1029
01:05:54,018 --> 01:05:55,284
I think the doors will hold.
1030
01:05:55,285 --> 01:05:57,220
Someone ought toget back there and...
1031
01:05:57,221 --> 01:05:58,354
Go.
1032
01:05:58,355 --> 01:05:59,755
Sam,
1033
01:05:59,756 --> 01:06:02,891
I think we have a right to knowwhat
the hell is going on here.
1034
01:06:02,892 --> 01:06:04,927
Those thingskilled Leroy.
1035
01:06:04,928 --> 01:06:06,929
And Bob Miller, my best customer,
1036
01:06:06,930 --> 01:06:08,731
was hangingfrom my ceiling.
1037
01:06:08,732 --> 01:06:10,666
What am I doingon the radio all day?
1038
01:06:10,667 --> 01:06:12,768
I've been telling youabout
the alien invasion
1039
01:06:12,769 --> 01:06:13,802
for months.
1040
01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:15,038
Am I talking to myself?
1041
01:06:15,039 --> 01:06:17,373
I'm here for you.
1042
01:06:17,374 --> 01:06:19,108
You saying thosethings out there
1043
01:06:19,109 --> 01:06:20,577
are aliens?
1044
01:06:22,112 --> 01:06:23,979
Mom, they have tobe quiet.
1045
01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:25,248
Those weren't aliens.
1046
01:06:25,249 --> 01:06:27,050
Those werebig-ass spiders,
1047
01:06:27,051 --> 01:06:28,084
really big ones!
1048
01:06:28,085 --> 01:06:30,419
Shut up.
1049
01:06:30,420 --> 01:06:33,522
Let's listen to the kidfor once.
1050
01:06:33,523 --> 01:06:35,025
Go on, Mike.
1051
01:06:38,795 --> 01:06:39,862
All right.
1052
01:06:39,863 --> 01:06:41,130
First of all,
1053
01:06:41,131 --> 01:06:42,798
the spiders are attractedto vibrations.
1054
01:06:42,799 --> 01:06:46,702
That includes loud noises,
movement, and talking,
1055
01:06:46,703 --> 01:06:51,740
so everybody just needs to stayas
calm and quiet as possible.
1056
01:06:51,741 --> 01:06:53,809
Sam, why didn't youcall in the Army,
1057
01:06:53,810 --> 01:06:55,078
for chrissake?
1058
01:06:55,079 --> 01:06:56,912
Where have you been, Wade?
1059
01:06:56,913 --> 01:06:58,481
The phones are dead.
1060
01:06:58,482 --> 01:07:00,883
Doesn't anyonehave a
cell phone around here?
1061
01:07:00,884 --> 01:07:03,252
You can use mine, if you'rewilling
to climb a mountain.
1062
01:07:03,253 --> 01:07:05,088
Why don't youjust use the antenna
1063
01:07:05,089 --> 01:07:06,755
up on the topof the mall?
1064
01:07:06,756 --> 01:07:08,557
That's how I getmy broadcast out.
1065
01:07:08,558 --> 01:07:10,426
Have somebody climb upand get a signal out.
1066
01:07:10,427 --> 01:07:11,994
That's a great idea, Harlan.
1067
01:07:11,995 --> 01:07:13,430
Be a hero.
1068
01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:17,633
I'll do it.
1069
01:07:17,634 --> 01:07:19,168
No, Sam, let me.
1070
01:07:19,169 --> 01:07:20,804
I've got your back.
1071
01:07:22,406 --> 01:07:23,240
Great.
1072
01:07:23,241 --> 01:07:24,773
I've been fightingthese aliens
1073
01:07:24,774 --> 01:07:26,041
my whole life.
1074
01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:27,943
About timel busted up a few of them
1075
01:07:27,944 --> 01:07:29,912
face to face.
1076
01:07:29,913 --> 01:07:31,180
They're not aliens,
1077
01:07:31,181 --> 01:07:32,415
they're spiders!
1078
01:07:32,416 --> 01:07:33,782
Those of you whodon't have weapons
1079
01:07:33,783 --> 01:07:35,318
need to arm yourselves
1080
01:07:35,319 --> 01:07:37,320
with anythingthat you can dig up,
1081
01:07:37,321 --> 01:07:39,455
and then we'll all meetright back here.
1082
01:07:39,456 --> 01:07:40,656
Okay?
1083
01:07:40,657 --> 01:07:42,991
Go to the hardware storeand meet me here.
1084
01:07:42,992 --> 01:07:45,194
Norman...
1085
01:07:45,195 --> 01:07:46,929
show me the wayto the roof.
1086
01:07:46,930 --> 01:07:48,264
I'm sorry. Show you where?
1087
01:07:48,265 --> 01:07:49,265
The roof, Norman.
1088
01:07:49,266 --> 01:07:50,599
The roof!
1089
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:51,801
The roof.
1090
01:08:23,900 --> 01:08:25,634
How is it looking?
1091
01:08:25,635 --> 01:08:27,035
Roof's clear.
1092
01:08:27,036 --> 01:08:28,637
Be careful, Chris.
1093
01:08:28,638 --> 01:08:31,174
Thanks, Sam.
1094
01:08:31,175 --> 01:08:32,941
Listen, I've been tryingto
say something to you,
1095
01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:35,144
so I'll just come outand say it.
1096
01:08:35,145 --> 01:08:36,279
Okay.
1097
01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:37,313
Here, take these.
1098
01:08:37,314 --> 01:08:38,581
You'll need them.
1099
01:08:38,582 --> 01:08:39,516
Perfume?
1100
01:08:39,517 --> 01:08:40,583
Spiders,
1101
01:08:40,584 --> 01:08:42,318
they have a highly developedsense of smell.
1102
01:08:42,319 --> 01:08:43,919
The perfumecould confuse them.
1103
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:45,188
Oh, great, you know,
1104
01:08:45,189 --> 01:08:47,756
if we die, we diesmelling nice.
1105
01:08:47,757 --> 01:08:50,460
Nobody's dying, okay?
1106
01:09:07,944 --> 01:09:09,612
That's the one
1107
01:09:09,613 --> 01:09:10,846
who busted upmy trailer!
1108
01:09:10,847 --> 01:09:11,781
Shh!
1109
01:09:11,782 --> 01:09:13,417
I bet youhe's their leader.
1110
01:09:38,107 --> 01:09:39,709
Come on.
1111
01:09:42,279 --> 01:09:43,546
You have the phone?
1112
01:09:43,547 --> 01:09:45,914
I thoughtyou had the phone.
1113
01:09:45,915 --> 01:09:47,983
You said you had it.
1114
01:09:47,984 --> 01:09:49,585
Oh yeah, I've got it.
1115
01:09:49,586 --> 01:09:50,853
Sorry.
1116
01:09:50,854 --> 01:09:52,456
I got confused.
1117
01:10:20,617 --> 01:10:21,818
Damn it.
1118
01:10:39,168 --> 01:10:40,403
I... I've got a signal.
1119
01:10:40,404 --> 01:10:41,470
That's great.
1120
01:10:41,471 --> 01:10:44,307
Now how about dialing?
1121
01:10:44,308 --> 01:10:45,841
911 emergency.
1122
01:10:45,842 --> 01:10:48,411
Yeah, I'm callingfrom Prosperity, Arizona.
1123
01:10:48,412 --> 01:10:50,112
My name is Chris McCormick.
1124
01:10:50,113 --> 01:10:52,214
I know how thisis going to sound,
1125
01:10:52,215 --> 01:10:53,882
but you have to believe me.
1126
01:10:53,883 --> 01:10:55,418
I swear it's the truth.
1127
01:10:55,419 --> 01:10:57,386
Our town is being attackedby giant spiders.
1128
01:10:57,387 --> 01:11:00,122
We need military intervention.
1129
01:11:00,123 --> 01:11:02,090
This is an emergency
service, not Dial-a-Joke.
1130
01:11:02,091 --> 01:11:03,359
This is not a crank call.
1131
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:04,793
Don't hang upon me, lady.
1132
01:11:04,794 --> 01:11:05,595
Please!
1133
01:11:05,596 --> 01:11:08,831
It's an invasion!
1134
01:11:08,832 --> 01:11:10,333
They're here!
1135
01:11:10,334 --> 01:11:11,600
They're here!
1136
01:11:11,601 --> 01:11:12,868
You're damn right!
1137
01:11:12,869 --> 01:11:14,671
That's whatl've been telling you!
1138
01:11:15,639 --> 01:11:17,373
I don't knowhow much longer
1139
01:11:17,374 --> 01:11:18,607
those gates will hold.
1140
01:11:18,608 --> 01:11:21,345
I have to find Wade.
1141
01:11:22,412 --> 01:11:24,613
Has anyone seen Wade?
1142
01:11:24,614 --> 01:11:27,249
He went throughthat door back there.
1143
01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:28,651
Through that door
1144
01:11:28,652 --> 01:11:30,653
between the Sewing
Centerand the Cinemaplex?
1145
01:11:30,654 --> 01:11:32,287
He's trying to go into the mines
1146
01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:34,189
through the storage roomdownstairs.
1147
01:11:34,190 --> 01:11:36,392
Ashley, take everyone who's
hurtand all the kids
1148
01:11:36,393 --> 01:11:38,293
and get downto that storage room.
1149
01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:39,294
Norman, show them.
1150
01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:40,963
Now, now, now, now.
1151
01:11:40,964 --> 01:11:42,566
Go!
1152
01:11:46,269 --> 01:11:47,971
Here we go.
1153
01:11:58,014 --> 01:12:00,049
Get ready.
1154
01:12:01,851 --> 01:12:03,118
Get ready!
1155
01:12:03,119 --> 01:12:05,589
Oh, yeah. Right.
1156
01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:38,822
Shoot it!
1157
01:12:44,293 --> 01:12:45,895
Kill them!
1158
01:12:53,470 --> 01:12:55,203
Everybodyget to the basement now!
1159
01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:56,540
Hurry!
1160
01:13:46,490 --> 01:13:48,223
Pete, come on!
1161
01:13:48,224 --> 01:13:49,892
Go, Sam!
1162
01:13:49,893 --> 01:13:51,259
Get downstairs!
1163
01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:54,531
I'll findanother way out!
1164
01:13:57,867 --> 01:13:58,902
Guys, go.
1165
01:14:15,318 --> 01:14:17,654
[SCREAMS]
1166
01:14:20,857 --> 01:14:22,592
Come on.
1167
01:14:25,995 --> 01:14:27,129
It's locked!
1168
01:14:27,130 --> 01:14:28,230
What?
1169
01:14:28,231 --> 01:14:30,132
He must have locked itfrom the other side.
1170
01:14:30,133 --> 01:14:31,234
We're trapped.
1171
01:15:21,585 --> 01:15:25,788
Get back, you eight-legged freaks!
1172
01:15:25,789 --> 01:15:27,723
Oh, my God, there's so many.
1173
01:15:27,724 --> 01:15:29,659
Harlan, get up here!
1174
01:15:30,459 --> 01:15:33,428
I'm afraid of heights.
1175
01:15:33,429 --> 01:15:34,730
Heights?
1176
01:15:34,731 --> 01:15:36,900
Aren't you afraidof spiders?
1177
01:15:39,736 --> 01:15:41,336
Come on, Harlan.
1178
01:15:41,337 --> 01:15:43,505
I'll try to lead them away.
1179
01:15:43,506 --> 01:15:44,773
You'll what?
1180
01:15:44,774 --> 01:15:47,877
Defend the human race.
1181
01:15:49,478 --> 01:15:51,213
What, are you insane?
1182
01:15:51,214 --> 01:15:52,816
Go!
1183
01:16:00,189 --> 01:16:02,959
You'll never get that anal probenear me!
1184
01:16:04,761 --> 01:16:06,195
Harlan, no!
1185
01:16:08,264 --> 01:16:10,700
[SCREAMING]
1186
01:16:16,072 --> 01:16:17,340
Harlan?
1187
01:16:24,247 --> 01:16:25,513
Hey, you know what?
1188
01:16:25,514 --> 01:16:27,249
Let's just goback inside.
1189
01:16:27,250 --> 01:16:28,383
Okay.
1190
01:16:28,384 --> 01:16:30,585
Locked.
1191
01:16:30,586 --> 01:16:31,586
That's okay.
1192
01:16:31,587 --> 01:16:32,855
Plan B?
1193
01:16:32,856 --> 01:16:34,456
All right, I tell you what.
1194
01:16:34,457 --> 01:16:36,424
We're just going torun away.
1195
01:16:36,425 --> 01:16:37,693
Yeah? Yeah.
1196
01:16:37,694 --> 01:16:39,896
Okay.
1197
01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:41,323
Bret?
1198
01:17:41,324 --> 01:17:42,858
Wade?
1199
01:17:42,859 --> 01:17:44,326
What are you doing here?
1200
01:17:44,327 --> 01:17:45,627
I can't findmy way out.
1201
01:17:45,628 --> 01:17:47,362
You're not going to believe me,
1202
01:17:47,363 --> 01:17:50,065
but I've been getting chasedby
giant spiders all day.
1203
01:17:50,066 --> 01:17:51,333
Down here?
1204
01:17:51,334 --> 01:17:53,468
Yeah. A second ago, they
were right behind me,
1205
01:17:53,469 --> 01:17:55,104
but I think I lost them.
1206
01:18:00,143 --> 01:18:01,643
No, you didn't.
1207
01:18:01,644 --> 01:18:02,911
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
1208
01:18:02,912 --> 01:18:04,948
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
1209
01:18:06,349 --> 01:18:08,084
Bret! Bret!
1210
01:18:31,374 --> 01:18:33,341
Sam.
1211
01:18:33,342 --> 01:18:34,609
Chris, where are you?
1212
01:18:34,610 --> 01:18:36,311
Sam, I'm up here.
1213
01:18:36,312 --> 01:18:39,214
What the hellare you doing up there?
1214
01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:40,783
Just chilling. Get me out of here.
1215
01:18:40,784 --> 01:18:41,985
Back up.
1216
01:18:45,789 --> 01:18:46,855
All right, wait.
1217
01:18:46,856 --> 01:18:49,759
You pushand I'll pull.
1218
01:19:43,712 --> 01:19:46,314
Ash?
1219
01:19:46,315 --> 01:19:48,250
Ashley?
1220
01:19:48,251 --> 01:19:49,152
Mom?
1221
01:19:49,153 --> 01:19:51,053
Look, Wadelocked the door
1222
01:19:51,054 --> 01:19:52,787
from the other side.
1223
01:19:52,788 --> 01:19:54,924
[BANGING]
1224
01:19:59,128 --> 01:20:01,063
They're all around us.
1225
01:20:01,064 --> 01:20:03,066
Everybody hide. Just take cover.
1226
01:20:09,272 --> 01:20:10,806
Bret?
1227
01:20:12,275 --> 01:20:14,343
Behind you!
1228
01:20:33,496 --> 01:20:34,863
Bret?
1229
01:20:34,864 --> 01:20:36,464
Ashley.
1230
01:20:36,465 --> 01:20:38,500
Mom, we better hurry.
1231
01:20:38,501 --> 01:20:39,501
All right, let's move.
1232
01:20:39,502 --> 01:20:40,535
Come on!
1233
01:20:40,536 --> 01:20:41,570
Let's go, everybody.
1234
01:20:42,838 --> 01:20:44,874
Into the mines. Come on, hurry.
1235
01:20:46,109 --> 01:20:48,310
There's got to be flashlightsor something.
1236
01:20:48,311 --> 01:20:50,645
Keep moving.
1237
01:20:50,646 --> 01:20:51,813
Grab one of these.
1238
01:20:51,814 --> 01:20:55,017
Oh, cool, a miner's helmet.
1239
01:20:55,018 --> 01:20:56,619
I always wanted to try one.
1240
01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:03,125
Chris?
1241
01:21:03,126 --> 01:21:04,960
Can you leadthese people out?
1242
01:21:04,961 --> 01:21:07,163
Come on, everybody, let's go.
1243
01:21:19,008 --> 01:21:20,609
This should hold him...
1244
01:21:25,748 --> 01:21:27,682
I hope.
1245
01:21:27,683 --> 01:21:29,317
Chris?
1246
01:21:29,318 --> 01:21:31,219
How do we getout of here?
1247
01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:33,055
We follow these power linesto a generator.
1248
01:21:33,056 --> 01:21:35,790
The generatorsare always near an exit.
1249
01:21:35,791 --> 01:21:37,225
Hurry.
1250
01:21:37,226 --> 01:21:38,260
Come on, everybody.
1251
01:21:38,261 --> 01:21:39,594
Not that way, this way.
1252
01:21:39,595 --> 01:21:40,862
This way.
1253
01:21:40,863 --> 01:21:42,265
Follow the kid.
1254
01:21:44,067 --> 01:21:45,567
Hurry up.
1255
01:21:45,568 --> 01:21:47,535
You went back therefor that?
1256
01:21:47,536 --> 01:21:48,803
God, lose that thing.
1257
01:21:48,804 --> 01:21:50,205
It's going toslow us down.
1258
01:21:50,206 --> 01:21:51,906
You wouldn't believehow many times
1259
01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:53,376
this puppy saved my ass.
1260
01:21:57,813 --> 01:21:59,414
What's that smell?
1261
01:21:59,415 --> 01:22:01,716
Wasn't me.
1262
01:22:01,717 --> 01:22:03,618
Methane gas, a lot of it.
1263
01:22:03,619 --> 01:22:04,953
Listen up.
1264
01:22:04,954 --> 01:22:06,821
The slightest sparkor an open flame
1265
01:22:06,822 --> 01:22:08,391
can blow us all to hell...
1266
01:22:09,959 --> 01:22:12,027
so be careful.
1267
01:22:12,028 --> 01:22:13,395
Let's go.
1268
01:22:13,396 --> 01:22:16,598
The cables lead to a generator.
1269
01:22:16,599 --> 01:22:17,967
Follow the cables.
1270
01:22:18,767 --> 01:22:20,035
Cables...
1271
01:22:20,036 --> 01:22:21,637
to a generator.
1272
01:22:24,007 --> 01:22:26,575
You guys, it's this way.
1273
01:22:30,579 --> 01:22:32,147
Follow the cables.
1274
01:22:32,148 --> 01:22:34,682
The cables lead to a generator.
1275
01:22:34,683 --> 01:22:37,253
Follow the cables.
1276
01:22:58,807 --> 01:22:59,841
Norman!
1277
01:22:59,842 --> 01:23:02,445
Somebody save him!
1278
01:23:05,914 --> 01:23:07,782
No. No, no. No gunfire.
1279
01:23:07,783 --> 01:23:08,950
No gunfire.
1280
01:23:08,951 --> 01:23:10,653
We'll set off the gas.
1281
01:23:14,657 --> 01:23:16,225
Catch.
1282
01:23:25,601 --> 01:23:27,535
All right, come on, everybody, hurry,
1283
01:23:27,536 --> 01:23:28,903
into the tunnel.
1284
01:23:28,904 --> 01:23:30,506
Follow the cables.
1285
01:23:36,779 --> 01:23:38,680
People, hold on.
1286
01:23:38,681 --> 01:23:40,416
What the hell is this?
1287
01:23:42,685 --> 01:23:43,851
What's going on?
1288
01:23:43,852 --> 01:23:45,087
I don't know.
1289
01:23:45,088 --> 01:23:46,588
That spider back there,
1290
01:23:46,589 --> 01:23:48,090
was that the female?
1291
01:23:48,091 --> 01:23:49,624
No.
1292
01:23:49,625 --> 01:23:51,593
That was justanother male.
1293
01:23:51,594 --> 01:23:54,163
The femaleis three times as big.
1294
01:23:55,498 --> 01:23:58,366
So she's probablystill close by, right?
1295
01:23:58,367 --> 01:24:00,302
Yeah. Yeah, I'd say so.
1296
01:24:00,303 --> 01:24:02,204
Mike, go backwith your sister.
1297
01:24:02,205 --> 01:24:03,805
Go back with your sister!
1298
01:24:03,806 --> 01:24:05,274
Go.
1299
01:24:08,977 --> 01:24:10,312
What are you doing here?
1300
01:24:10,313 --> 01:24:11,513
Mom sent me back.
1301
01:24:11,514 --> 01:24:12,315
Why?
1302
01:24:12,316 --> 01:24:13,782
You don't want to know.
1303
01:24:18,254 --> 01:24:19,854
We have to do it.
1304
01:24:19,855 --> 01:24:21,856
It's the only way out.
1305
01:24:21,857 --> 01:24:24,159
Okay.
1306
01:24:24,160 --> 01:24:27,396
Oh, my God...
1307
01:24:29,064 --> 01:24:30,666
What the hell?
1308
01:24:39,007 --> 01:24:40,609
What is it?
1309
01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:44,680
I think it's alive.
1310
01:24:49,652 --> 01:24:51,986
Don't touch it.
1311
01:24:51,987 --> 01:24:53,189
Don't, don't...
1312
01:25:02,097 --> 01:25:03,231
It's Wade.
1313
01:25:03,232 --> 01:25:04,332
It's Wade.
1314
01:25:04,333 --> 01:25:05,767
Bret, just go, okay?
1315
01:25:05,768 --> 01:25:06,768
Just go.
1316
01:25:06,769 --> 01:25:08,703
Wade?
1317
01:25:08,704 --> 01:25:10,306
Let's get him down.
1318
01:25:15,511 --> 01:25:16,911
Oops.
1319
01:25:16,912 --> 01:25:18,481
Wade?
1320
01:25:19,882 --> 01:25:21,048
I don't feel so hot.
1321
01:25:21,049 --> 01:25:22,351
Hold on a second.
1322
01:25:41,270 --> 01:25:44,873
Wow, look at the size of that.
1323
01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:54,349
What the hellis this place, Mike?
1324
01:25:54,350 --> 01:25:57,285
It looks likean orb weaver den.
1325
01:25:57,286 --> 01:25:59,221
Okay, Chris, get usout of here fast.
1326
01:25:59,222 --> 01:26:00,522
Sam, I can't.
1327
01:26:00,523 --> 01:26:01,523
Why not?
1328
01:26:01,524 --> 01:26:03,958
Is there a chanceGladys is still alive?
1329
01:26:03,959 --> 01:26:06,127
Well, it's possible.
1330
01:26:06,128 --> 01:26:07,629
Are you crazy?
1331
01:26:07,630 --> 01:26:09,364
Sam, you'll have toget out without me.
1332
01:26:09,365 --> 01:26:11,098
Keep followingthose wires.
1333
01:26:11,099 --> 01:26:12,834
There's a wooden shedon the outside
1334
01:26:12,835 --> 01:26:14,168
with a generator.
1335
01:26:14,169 --> 01:26:15,903
Get it startedas soon as possible.
1336
01:26:15,904 --> 01:26:17,305
What are you up to?
1337
01:26:17,306 --> 01:26:18,941
I've got an idea.
1338
01:26:23,111 --> 01:26:24,312
I get it.
1339
01:26:24,313 --> 01:26:25,980
All right, everybody, come on.
1340
01:26:25,981 --> 01:26:27,081
Follow the cables.
1341
01:26:27,082 --> 01:26:28,082
Let's go. This way.
1342
01:26:28,083 --> 01:26:29,116
Come on, Mark.
1343
01:26:29,117 --> 01:26:31,286
Bret, I need your bike.
1344
01:26:31,287 --> 01:26:32,887
Bret, just do it.
1345
01:26:32,888 --> 01:26:34,088
All right, kids, come on.
1346
01:26:34,089 --> 01:26:35,189
Sam, Sam.
1347
01:26:35,190 --> 01:26:36,591
Just leave it there.
1348
01:26:36,592 --> 01:26:38,760
I've tried to tell you thisfor a long time.
1349
01:26:38,761 --> 01:26:40,328
Now?
1350
01:26:40,329 --> 01:26:42,897
I may not get another chance.
1351
01:26:42,898 --> 01:26:45,199
I should have said thisa long time ago.
1352
01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:46,368
I know.
1353
01:26:46,369 --> 01:26:47,702
You beat up my ex
1354
01:26:47,703 --> 01:26:49,404
because you found outhe was cheating on me,
1355
01:26:49,405 --> 01:26:50,838
and you couldn't tell me,
1356
01:26:50,839 --> 01:26:52,507
because you didn't want
tobreak up my family,
1357
01:26:52,508 --> 01:26:54,208
and you love me, you've always love me,
1358
01:26:54,209 --> 01:26:55,510
and if you'd told me sooner,
1359
01:26:55,511 --> 01:26:57,144
maybe our liveswould be different.
1360
01:26:57,145 --> 01:26:59,080
Exactly.
1361
01:26:59,081 --> 01:27:01,148
Your father told me.
1362
01:27:01,149 --> 01:27:02,984
My dad told you?
1363
01:27:02,985 --> 01:27:06,221
Yes. Now get moving, so you
canmake it up to me later.
1364
01:27:07,523 --> 01:27:08,557
Go on.
1365
01:27:10,426 --> 01:27:12,227
That was easy.
1366
01:27:21,804 --> 01:27:23,406
Gladys?
1367
01:27:29,812 --> 01:27:31,414
Gladys?
1368
01:27:36,084 --> 01:27:38,020
Gladys?
1369
01:27:42,124 --> 01:27:43,291
This way. Follow me.
1370
01:27:43,292 --> 01:27:44,660
Come on. Move it!
1371
01:27:50,198 --> 01:27:52,667
[COUGHING]
1372
01:27:52,668 --> 01:27:54,269
Gladys!
1373
01:27:59,342 --> 01:28:01,276
Breathe.
1374
01:28:08,016 --> 01:28:10,453
You're alive.
1375
01:28:12,755 --> 01:28:14,557
You look like an angel...
1376
01:28:16,224 --> 01:28:18,292
all that gold.
1377
01:28:18,293 --> 01:28:20,362
Gold?
1378
01:28:20,363 --> 01:28:22,898
Right behind you.
1379
01:28:24,367 --> 01:28:25,967
The Agua Mesa lode,
1380
01:28:25,968 --> 01:28:28,036
he found it.
1381
01:28:33,241 --> 01:28:34,842
We need to findthe generator.
1382
01:28:34,843 --> 01:28:37,011
Mark, get everybodyaway from the mines.
1383
01:28:37,012 --> 01:28:38,380
Okay, Sam.
1384
01:28:38,381 --> 01:28:39,781
Come on, folks, hurry up.
1385
01:28:39,782 --> 01:28:41,649
Get away from the mines. Get out there.
1386
01:28:41,650 --> 01:28:43,718
Hey, Mom, what about that one?
1387
01:28:43,719 --> 01:28:44,986
Come on.
1388
01:28:44,987 --> 01:28:46,589
Come on!
1389
01:29:00,335 --> 01:29:02,070
I knew he wasn't crazy.
1390
01:29:08,143 --> 01:29:09,444
What are you doing?
1391
01:29:09,445 --> 01:29:11,012
No, no, no, no.
1392
01:29:11,013 --> 01:29:12,514
No smoking.
1393
01:29:12,515 --> 01:29:14,583
Come on. We've got toget out of here.
1394
01:29:23,926 --> 01:29:25,326
Stand back, Gladys.
1395
01:29:25,327 --> 01:29:26,994
Shoot it.
1396
01:29:26,995 --> 01:29:28,295
Shoot it!
1397
01:29:28,296 --> 01:29:29,897
I'll set off the gas.
1398
01:29:29,898 --> 01:29:31,500
I can't!
1399
01:29:32,901 --> 01:29:34,537
Get back.
1400
01:29:49,518 --> 01:29:51,754
Mike, you saved us.
1401
01:29:55,724 --> 01:29:57,993
I need this more than you.
1402
01:30:10,072 --> 01:30:11,205
Damn it.
1403
01:30:11,206 --> 01:30:12,874
Why isn't it working?
1404
01:30:12,875 --> 01:30:14,341
It needs fuel.
1405
01:30:14,342 --> 01:30:15,577
See?
1406
01:30:15,578 --> 01:30:17,612
All right, everybody, find gas tanks,
1407
01:30:17,613 --> 01:30:19,213
anything you can find.
1408
01:30:19,214 --> 01:30:20,949
We need gasoline.
1409
01:30:23,251 --> 01:30:25,019
Hurry!
1410
01:30:25,020 --> 01:30:26,420
Hurry!
1411
01:30:26,421 --> 01:30:27,421
Oh, God.
1412
01:30:27,422 --> 01:30:28,756
What are you doing?
1413
01:30:28,757 --> 01:30:31,560
It'll set off the gas.
1414
01:30:36,431 --> 01:30:39,468
Hurry!
1415
01:30:52,314 --> 01:30:53,715
All the gas cans are empty.
1416
01:30:53,716 --> 01:30:55,182
Well, keep looking.
1417
01:30:55,183 --> 01:30:57,384
We just need a littlefor
one electrical surge.
1418
01:30:57,385 --> 01:30:59,020
Keep looking, everybody.
1419
01:30:59,021 --> 01:31:00,723
Don't give up.
1420
01:31:02,257 --> 01:31:03,390
Here.
1421
01:31:03,391 --> 01:31:04,593
Will this work?
1422
01:31:06,361 --> 01:31:08,030
Ashley, you're a genius.
1423
01:31:29,552 --> 01:31:31,285
Switch.
1424
01:31:31,286 --> 01:31:32,921
Turn this on.
1425
01:31:36,525 --> 01:31:39,595
Mom! Mom, it worked.
1426
01:32:02,084 --> 01:32:04,653
Adios, Consuela!
1427
01:32:06,221 --> 01:32:08,924
Fire!
1428
01:32:33,081 --> 01:32:34,348
Aunt Gladys!
1429
01:32:34,349 --> 01:32:35,984
Are you okay?
1430
01:32:48,797 --> 01:32:50,297
Oh, God, not the mall.
1431
01:32:50,298 --> 01:32:51,900
Not my mall.
1432
01:32:53,301 --> 01:32:54,568
Not the mall.
1433
01:32:54,569 --> 01:32:56,204
Please, not the mall.
1434
01:33:03,078 --> 01:33:06,014
I hope to Godthe insurance pays for this.
1435
01:33:10,118 --> 01:33:14,189
[SIRENS]
1436
01:33:23,999 --> 01:33:26,200
Let's go!
1437
01:33:26,201 --> 01:33:27,702
Let's go!
1438
01:33:27,703 --> 01:33:29,536
I thought you said911 didn't believe you?
1439
01:33:29,537 --> 01:33:31,939
They didn't.
1440
01:33:31,940 --> 01:33:34,441
They listen to my broadcast.
1441
01:33:34,442 --> 01:33:35,977
We never miss a show.
1442
01:33:35,978 --> 01:33:37,712
We just drove downfrom Tucson.
1443
01:33:37,713 --> 01:33:39,446
It sounded like you guysneeded some help.
1444
01:33:39,447 --> 01:33:41,615
Where are the aliens?
1445
01:33:41,616 --> 01:33:43,985
How many timesdo I have to tell you?
1446
01:33:43,986 --> 01:33:46,253
They're not aliens, okay?
1447
01:33:46,254 --> 01:33:48,322
They're just spiderswho
grew to enormous size
1448
01:33:48,323 --> 01:33:50,224
because they ingestedtoxic waste.
1449
01:33:50,225 --> 01:33:52,593
Oh, that's a morebelievable explanation.
1450
01:33:52,594 --> 01:33:54,128
Well, hey, I'm the one
1451
01:33:54,129 --> 01:33:55,863
that dragged that barrelout of the water.
1452
01:33:55,864 --> 01:33:57,598
I got completely coveredin the stuff.
1453
01:33:57,599 --> 01:33:59,066
And your point is?
1454
01:33:59,067 --> 01:34:00,267
Point?
1455
01:34:00,268 --> 01:34:01,703
See this?
1456
01:34:01,704 --> 01:34:03,304
All brand-new. Brand-new growth.
1457
01:34:03,305 --> 01:34:04,571
Check it out, people,
1458
01:34:04,572 --> 01:34:06,507
brand-new.
1459
01:34:06,508 --> 01:34:08,509
Ma'am, are you all right?
1460
01:34:08,510 --> 01:34:10,111
Do you smoke?
1461
01:34:10,112 --> 01:34:11,478
No.
1462
01:34:11,479 --> 01:34:12,914
Good.
1463
01:34:12,915 --> 01:34:15,582
Dangerous habit.Disgusting.
1464
01:34:15,583 --> 01:34:16,518
Causes explosions.
1465
01:34:16,519 --> 01:34:17,819
Wish I'd never started.
1466
01:34:17,820 --> 01:34:20,321
Are there any more
peopledown in those mines?
1467
01:34:20,322 --> 01:34:21,588
No. My Aunt Gladys
1468
01:34:21,589 --> 01:34:23,124
was the only onel found alive.
1469
01:34:23,125 --> 01:34:24,726
I checkedthe other cocoons,
1470
01:34:24,727 --> 01:34:26,193
but nobody made it.
1471
01:34:26,194 --> 01:34:27,194
Cocoons?
1472
01:34:27,195 --> 01:34:29,130
Hey, guys, we've got cocoons!
1473
01:34:29,131 --> 01:34:30,865
I told you it'dbe worth the ride!
1474
01:34:30,866 --> 01:34:32,935
Glad you came back home?
1475
01:34:35,070 --> 01:34:36,370
Yeah.
1476
01:34:36,371 --> 01:34:38,605
Yeah, I am.
1477
01:34:38,606 --> 01:34:40,407
Me too.
1478
01:34:40,408 --> 01:34:42,243
And that, my friends, is the story
1479
01:34:42,244 --> 01:34:44,011
of how the aliens attacked
our sleepy little town,
1480
01:34:44,012 --> 01:34:45,412
and to this day,
1481
01:34:45,413 --> 01:34:47,148
people refuseto believe the truth
1482
01:34:47,149 --> 01:34:48,750
about what happened here.
1483
01:34:48,751 --> 01:34:50,752
They'd lead you to believel
would embellish this story,
1484
01:34:50,753 --> 01:34:52,353
that I would make it up,
1485
01:34:52,354 --> 01:34:54,621
but we know the truth.
1486
01:34:54,622 --> 01:34:56,023
Oh yeah,
1487
01:34:56,024 --> 01:34:58,025
two thingsl forgot to tell you...
1488
01:34:58,026 --> 01:35:02,363
One, they never didget that probe near me.
1489
01:35:02,364 --> 01:35:03,697
And two,
1490
01:35:03,698 --> 01:35:07,334
as far as Chris
McCormickreopening the gold mines
1491
01:35:07,335 --> 01:35:11,205
and putting everyoneback to work,
1492
01:35:11,206 --> 01:35:15,911
well, that, my friends, is
another story altogether.
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