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"THE FORCE-CARRYING
PARTICLES
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"EXCHANGED BETWEEN
MATTER PARTICLES
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"ARE SAID TO BE
VIRTUAL PARTICLES
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"BECAUSE,
UNLIKE REAL PARTICLES,
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"THEY CANNOT
BE DIRECTLY DETECTED
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BY A PARTICLE DETECTOR."
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THE PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET
WILL SWALLOW ANYTHING.
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HA HA HA!
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OOH, FINALLY!
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MY PICTURES
OF THE TODAY SHOW
GANG.
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OH, MY FAVORITE--
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MARTHA STEWART.
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IS IT AUTOGRAPHED?
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NO, BUT SHE SIGNED IT.
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SHE LOOKS GOOD ENOUGH
TO EAT.
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SO HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY?
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THE BEST EVER.
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I HAD MY VERY FIRST
MAKE-OUT SESSION.
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GOOD FOR YOU.
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WITH DINA,
MY LAB PARTNER.
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DINA, THE ONE
WITH THE...
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OH, YEAH.
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TELL US EVERYTHING.
I WANT DETAILS.
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AT FIRST,
I WAS CONFLICTED.
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WE COME
FROM VERY DIFFERENT
BACKGROUNDS.
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I'M AN ALIEN,
AND SHE'S
A PRESBYTERIAN.
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I HAVE A HIGHLY
DEVELOPED MIND,
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AND SHE'S GOT THAT
BIG, POUTY MOUTH.
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I TELL YOU. IT WAS
A TOUGH DECISION.
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WHAT TIPPED THE SCALES?
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SHE LET ME.
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WELL, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT CAME OVER ME,
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BUT THEY WERE
SO BIG AND ROUND
AND BEAUTIFUL
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I JUST HAD
TO TOUCH THEM.
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THEN WHAT?
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SHE SCREAMED,
"OW! MY EYES!"
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AND THAT
JUST BASICALLY
KILLED THE MOOD.
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DAMN!
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"IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES.
IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES."
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I'M NOT READING 387 PAGES
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IF HE CAN'T MAKE UP HIS MIND
IN THE FIRST SENTENCE.
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GREAT.
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WONDERFUL.
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THANKS FOR NOTHING.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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MY DATE FOR A WEDDING
TOMORROW NIGHT
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JUST CANCELED
AT THE LAST MINUTE.
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HIS BROTHER
CAME OUT OF THE COMA.
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A WEDDING?
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YEAH. A BIG RECEPTION.
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A RITUAL?
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VERY TRADITIONAL--
CRYING, DANCING.
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AND THE FEMALE
DEVOURS THE MALE
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IMMEDIATELY
AFTER THE CEREMONY?
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NO. HA HA HA!
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THAT'S A PROCESS
THAT TAKES YEARS AND YEARS.
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NINA, ARE YOU MARRIED?
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NO.
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING WRONG?
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YOU SOUND JUST
LIKE MY MOTHER.
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THAT MUST BE VERY
CONFUSING FOR YOU.
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OH, I WISH I DIDN'T RSVP.
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I HATE GOING TO
THESE THINGS BY MYSELF.
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I'D LOVE TO GO WITH YOU.
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I COULDN'T ASK YOU
TO DO THAT.
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IT'S SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
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I DON'T MIND.
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IT'S A TWO-HOUR DRIVE.
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I'LL PAY FOR GAS.
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A SUIT'S REQUIRED.
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I'M WEARING A SUIT.
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A NICE SUIT.
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I'LL GET ONE.
YOU CAN PICK IT OUT.
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WHATEVER IT IS,
I'LL DO IT!
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YOU'RE GOING
TO MAKE ME SAY THIS.
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WHAT?
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IT'S NOT THAT I
DON'T FIND YOU CHARMING
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IN YOUR OWN WAY,
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IT'S JUST THAT YOU
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TEND TO MAKE A VIVID
IMPRESSION ON PEOPLE.
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WELL, I AM
THE HIGH COMMANDER.
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THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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I'LL BE ON
MY BEST BEHAVIOR.
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YOU WON'T BRING
YOUR FAMILY?
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JUST ME.
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FINE.
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YOU CAN COME.
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EXCELLENT!
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MY FIRST WEDDING!
I CAN'T WAIT!
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OH, AND BE SURE
TO WEAR SOMETHING
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THAT SHOWS THE CRACK
IN YOUR BREASTS.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE SCHOOL NURSE
IS TALKING ABOUT.
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I DON'T SEE ANY BUG.
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I KNOW.
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SHE SAID I PROBABLY
GOT IT FROM DINA.
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HOW? UNLESS
THE BUGS SWAM IN
WITH THE SALIVA.
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THIS IS INTERESTING...
MY THROAT TICKLES.
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MINE, TOO.
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YOU KNOW, I TRIED USING
A STICK TO SCRATCH IT,
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BUT THAT JUST BROUGHT UP
A WHOLE NEW SET OF PROBLEMS.
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THIS SHIRT, THIS TIE,
THESE SOCKS,
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OR THIS SHIRT,
THIS TIE, THESE SOCKS?
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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MARY'S COUNTING ON ME.
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I WANT TO LOOK
MY BEST FOR THE WEDDING.
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WHAT IS IT WITH YOU
AND THAT BLONDE?
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NOTHING. THIS
IS STRICTLY RESEARCH,
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BUT TO DESCRIBE HER
AS "BLONDE"
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IS INACCURATE.
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HER HAIR
IS MORE LIKE HONEY
WITH FLAXEN HIGHLIGHTS
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AND JUST
THE WHISPER OF GOLD
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DANCING PLAYFULLY
ABOUT THE HALO
THAT SURROUNDS HER.
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SO SHE'S NOT "BLONDE."
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SORRY. I HAVEN'T
SEEN HER THROUGH
YOUR LOVE GOGGLES.
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I DON'T LOVE HER.
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THIS IS
A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY
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TO OBSERVE
A WEDDING FIRSTHAND.
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THERE'S A LOT
WE DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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LIKE WHAT?
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IT'S REALLY A VERY
FASCINATING RITUAL.
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THE CEREMONY BEGINS
WITH THE BRIDE
BEING GIVEN AWAY.
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EXCUSE ME.
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GIVEN AWAY,
LIKE AN OBJECT?
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AS IN, "FREE GIRL
WITH EVERY LARGE FRIES"?
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WAIT. THERE'S FREE GIRLS?
CAN I GO?
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FRIES? CAN I GO?
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NO. I'M AFRAID NOT.
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DR. ALBRIGHT
HAS ALREADY RSVP'd.
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YOU SAID YOU'D STOP
SPELLING IN FRONT OF ME.
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AH-CHOO!
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WOW.
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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I DON'T KNOW BUT
I WANT ANOTHER ONE.
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AH-CHOO!
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AHH!
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AH-CHOO!
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WHOO.
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WAS IT AS GOOD FOR YOU
AS IT WAS FOR ME?
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GOOD MORNING,
DR. SOLOMON.
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NINA, I SEEM TO BE
HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE
SWALLOWING THIS MORNING.
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IS THERE AN ALTERNATE
STOMACH ACCESS?
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ARE YOU SICK?
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YES, AND THE NOVELTY
IS WEARING OFF.
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YOU'RE SICK, AND YOU'RE
BREATHING MY AIR.
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WHICH AIR IS YOURS?
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I'LL GET YOU SOME TEA.
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WHAT'S THIS?
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THIS IS BRILLIANT!
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YOU'RE SICK. YOU
SHOULD BE HOME IN BED.
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IT'S MY FIRST DATE
WITH DR. ALBRIGHT.
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DR. SOLOMON, I'M
SURE SHE'LL UNDERSTAND.
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OH, NINA, PLEASE...
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IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
TO ME.
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PROMISE ME YOU WON'T
LET DR. ALBRIGHT KNOW
THAT I'M SICK. OH!
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SHE WON'T
HEAR IT FROM ME.
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OH.
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING,
DR. ALBRIGHT!
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I'M FINE, THANKS.
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GOOD. I'M LOOKING
FORWARD TO TONIGHT,
AREN'T YOU?
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ABSOLUTELY.
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IT'LL BE FUN.
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WHY DON'T YOU PICK
ME UP AROUND 7:00-ISH?
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7:00-ISH ON THE DOT.
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YOU BETTER
MAKE IT 6:30.
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WE MIGHT
HAVE TROUBLE PARK--
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YOU MIGHT, BUT
I'M VERY GOOD AT IT.
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OOH, I'M LATE FOR CLASS.
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SEE YOU TONIGHT.
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CAN'T WAIT.
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OH!
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OH, MY HEAD
IS THROBBING.
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MINE'S WORSE.
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AND MY BACK
ME, TOO. IS ACHING.
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MINE'S KILLING ME.
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MY BREASTS FEEL LIKE
TWO HOT STEAMING
BOWLS OF CHILI.
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SHE WINS.
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THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
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YOU BROUGHT A FOREIGN
GERM INTO THIS HOUSE.
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HEY, I HAVE AS MUCH
A RIGHT TO BE HERE
AS ANYBODY ELSE.
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SEE YOU LATER.
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I'M NOT WEARING PANTS.
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I WAS WONDERING
WHY THE LINT BRUSH
WASN'T WORKING.
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DICK, YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY
TOO SICK TO GO.
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WHY DON'T YOU
JUST STAY HOME
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AND DRIP FLUIDS
WITH US?
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NONSENSE. I FEEL
PERFECTLY FINE.
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SALLY'S RIGHT.
YOU SHOULD STAY HOME.
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NO. NOW HELP ME
GET MY PANTS ON,
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AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
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I'VE NEVER BEEN DEFEATED
BY A SINGLE-CELLED ORGANISM.
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THEY ARE STEALTHY,
BUT THEY ARE STUPID.
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I AM THE HIGH COMMANDER,
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AND I REFUSE
TO LET THIS BEAT ME.
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IF YOU INSIST
ON BEING STUBBORN,
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PLEASE TAKE SOME
OF THIS COUGH SYRUP.
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I DON'T NEED ANY.
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YOU HAVE TO.
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THE DRUGSTORE LADY
SAID IF THIS
DOESN'T WORK,
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WE HAVE
TO PUT A VAPORIZER
IN YOUR ROOM.
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NO.
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AAH!
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TASTES BAD?
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NO. I JUST DIDN'T
CLEAR THE ZIPPER.
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WE ARE GATHERED TOGETHER
HERE IN THE SIGHT OF GOD
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AND THE FACE
OF THIS COMPANY
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TO JOIN TOGETHER THIS MAN
AND THIS WOMAN
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IN HOLY MATRIMONY...
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INSTITUTED OF GOD,
SIGNIFYING...
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NOW, WHICH OF
THOSE GUYS IS GOD?
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BE QUIET.
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O.K., BUT BE SURE
TO INTRODUCE ME LATER
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BECAUSE I
WANT SOME ANSWERS.
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SHH!
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SHH!
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HEH HEH HEH.
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NOW, HOW WERE THOSE TWO
ABLE TO FIND EACH OTHER?
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HE'S RICH.
SHE WANTED MONEY
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SO SHE COULD
SIT ON HER ASS.
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I GIVE IT A YEAR.
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OH, THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL!
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LOOK AT THEM.
THEY BELONG TOGETHER.
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DO YOU THINK
THEY HAVE ANY IDEA
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HOW UGLY THEIR CHILDREN
WILL BE?
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HA HA HA!
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SHH!
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OH, YOU SHUSH.
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SHH!
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SHH!
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HEH HEH HEH!
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OH, THIS IS SO MOVING--
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THE LOVE,
THE CLOSENESS.
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HOLD ME.
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OH, GET OFF!
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SHH! SHH! SHH!
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I DON'T WANT
TO PLAY ANYMORE!
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WHOO!
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OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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I GOT ANOTHER HOLE HERE.
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WHOO!
242
00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:04,131
I MADE CHICKEN SOUP.
243
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,633
IT'S SUPPOSED
TO MAKE US FEEL BETTER.
244
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,274
AHH!
245
00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,909
SALLY, YOU'RE AMAZING.
246
00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:19,012
YOU'RE SO SICK, AND YOU
KEEP TAKING CARE OF US.
247
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:19,980
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
248
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,115
ALL I WANT TO DO IS CURL
UP INTO A BALL,
249
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:25,485
YET, SOMEHOW,
I'M COMPELLED
TO NURTURE YOU.
250
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,821
GOD, WHAT A CRUEL DISEASE!
251
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,490
WHY DID WE CHOOSE
BODIES THAT COULD
DECAY SO EASILY?
252
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,625
I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD
COME HERE AS DUCKS,
253
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:36,196
BUT NOBODY LISTENS TO ME.
254
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,497
HOW COULD DINA
DO THIS TO ME
255
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,766
AFTER I
WAS NICE ENOUGH
256
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:43,036
TO BROADCAST
THAT SHE WAS
A GOOD FRENCHER?
257
00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,704
AFTER ALL THE BATTLES
I'VE FOUGHT IN
258
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,373
AND ALL THE PLACES
I'VE BEEN,
259
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,176
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M GOING TO DIE
260
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,745
ON A FLEA-INFESTED
LITTLE PLANET
261
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:56,116
IN THE BOONDOCKS
OF THE GALAXY...
262
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:59,820
IN THIS OUTFIT!
263
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,922
NOW I'LL NEVER
FALL IN LOVE,
264
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:05,525
NEVER GET USED,
CHEATED ON,
265
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:09,162
TOSSED ASIDE
LIKE AN OLD SHOE.
266
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,664
I'M GLAD I'M DYING.
267
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,834
I NEVER TOLD YOU THIS,
268
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:17,504
BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT
YOU'D MAKE A TOTALLY
KICK-ASS HIGH COMMANDER.
269
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,940
THANKS.
270
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,976
I'VE ALWAYS ADMIRED
YOUR ELOQUENCE.
271
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,713
WHAT ABOUT ME?
272
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:30,717
NO ONE CAN TAKE
A BLOW TO THE HEAD
LIKE YOU, HARRY.
273
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,453
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS TO ME.
274
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:36,089
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
275
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,590
OH, HO HO HO.
276
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:45,565
I REALLY WISH
YOU HADN'T WRESTLED
THE MAID OF HONOR FOR THAT.
277
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,268
MEN AND WOMEN
ARE COMPLETELY EQUAL
278
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,537
UNTIL SOMETHING PRETTY
IS BEING GIVEN AWAY.
279
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,839
KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.
280
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,974
WHY DID THAT GIRL
THROW AWAY FLOWERS?
281
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,276
WHAT WAS HER PROBLEM?
282
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,777
IT'S TIME TO LEAVE.
283
00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,112
OH, WAIT!
284
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,414
I HAVEN'T GIVEN YOU
YOUR GIFT YET.
285
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,650
IT'S A TOASTER.
286
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:04,451
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
287
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,253
IN THE ROOM
FULL OF PRIZES.
288
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,222
[GLASS CLANKING]
289
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,624
I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST
TO THE COUPLE.
290
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,160
HERE HERE!
HERE HERE!
291
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:16,429
TO A LIFETIME
OF HAPPINESS TOGETHER.
292
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,932
WE GIVE IT A YEAR!
293
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:22,802
MARY?
294
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:25,939
MARY, WHO IS THIS
INTERESTING CHARACTER
YOU'RE WITH?
295
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,308
DR. RICHARD SOLOMON
FROM THE UNIVERSITY.
296
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:32,980
I DIDN'T THINK YOU
COULD TOP THE PERSONAL
TRAINER/PLAYWRIGHT,
297
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,015
BUT YOU ALWAYS
COME THROUGH.
298
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,416
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
DR. SOLOMON
299
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:39,186
IS A HIGHLY RESPECTED
SCHOLAR AND EDUCATOR.
300
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,988
HE MAY BE
A BIT ECCENTRIC,
301
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,556
BUT HE IS A WONDERFULLY
EXCITING MAN.
302
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:46,159
I'M HAVING A MUCH
BETTER TIME THAN YOU.
303
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,765
I'M PROPOSING
A TOAST.
304
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:55,368
I THINK I
SPEAK FOR EVERYONE
WHEN I SAY
305
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:59,139
THAT THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL, RADIANT
WOMAN IN THE ROOM
306
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:02,309
IS NOT THE BRIDE,
BUT MARY ALBRIGHT!
307
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,711
YES! YES!
308
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,614
HI.
309
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,084
I HAVE A SPECIAL DISH
310
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,886
AND A SPECIAL
HELPER TODAY...
311
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,487
HARRY SOLOMON.
312
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,289
HARRY IS AN ALIEN.
313
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,691
I LO ALIENS.
314
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:21,929
AND I LOVE
YOUR TRADITIONAL
OYSTER STUFFING...
315
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,196
IN THEORY.
316
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,297
THANK YOU.
317
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,533
YOU'RE NOT
FEELING VERY WELL,
ARE YOU, HARRY?
318
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:30,070
OH, MARTHA, I FEEL
LIKE I'M GOING TO DIE.
319
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:32,940
WELL, YOU NEED
A REASON TO LIVE.
320
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,107
I THINK I HAVE ONE--
321
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:38,811
FULL, CRISP,
GRANNY SMITH
APPLE COBBLER.
322
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,747
OHH, MMM!
323
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,350
A LATTICE CRUST.
324
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:50,157
NOW, OPEN WIDE...
325
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,225
THWUP!
326
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,494
MMM!
327
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:57,164
SEE? YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO DIE,
328
00:14:57,197 --> 00:15:00,800
AND THAT'S A GOOD THING.
329
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,469
OPEN.
330
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,304
MMM-MMM!
331
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,638
MMM!
332
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,945
[KNOCKING]
333
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:13,913
COME IN!
334
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:21,021
MARTHA STEWART SAYS
I'M NOT GOING TO DIE.
335
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,789
IS TOMMY HOME?
336
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,691
OH! HEY DINA!
337
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:25,492
TOMMY.
338
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:26,359
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
339
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,061
I CAME TO SEE
HOW YOU'RE FEELING.
340
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,997
I'M FEELING A LOT
BETTER. THANKS.
341
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,965
I'M SORRY
I GAVE YOU THE FLU.
342
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,033
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
343
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,701
'CAUSE ANYTIME YOU WANT
TO GIVE ME ANYTHING,
344
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:37,437
JUST LET ME KNOW.
345
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,406
IF I HAD TO DO IT
ALL OVER AGAIN,
346
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,608
I'D DO IT
ALL OVER AGAIN.
347
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:45,345
IS THERE A CHANCE
WE COULD DO IT
ALL OVER AGAIN?
348
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,347
WE COULD GO TO MY HOUSE.
349
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,882
GREAT. YEAH. YEAH!
350
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,151
WHO'S THAT?
351
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,419
OH, THIS IS DINA.
352
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,154
SHE'S THE ONE
THAT GOT US SICK.
353
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,723
AAH! DESTROY
THE INCUBATOR!
354
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:03,463
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
355
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,937
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
356
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,440
I'M FINE. I COULD
STAY HERE ALL NIGHT.
357
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,142
NOT WITH ME.
I'M LEAVING.
358
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,243
VERY WELL.
359
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,244
BAND PLAYS BRAZIL]
360
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,512
WAIT. LISTEN.
361
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,714
IT'S 4/4 TIME WITH
A HALF-BEAT HESITATION.
362
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:22,749
WE HAVE TO DANCE.
363
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,051
NO, WE DON'T.
364
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,419
YO QUIERO BAILAR CONTIGO.
365
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:32,525
PORQUé TUS OJOS SON
EL SOL DE Mí CORAZóN.
366
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,862
WHAT?
367
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:39,732
ALLOW ME TO TRANSLATE
USING THE UNIVERSAL
LANGUAGE--
368
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,368
A DANCE!
369
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:06,593
HYAH!
370
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:07,560
HYAH!
371
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:08,428
HYAH!
372
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,697
AH! YA YA YA YA!
373
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,465
OH, GOD...
374
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,334
WE'RE GOOD.
375
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,774
OH, MY GOD!
376
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,576
MY GOD, YOU'RE
BURNING UP.
377
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,245
RIGHT. I'M BURNING UP
FOR YOU, BABY.
378
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,280
YOU'RE GOING HOME TO BED.
379
00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,649
ALL RIGHT!
380
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,984
WE'RE HAVING SEX TONIGHT!
381
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:33,886
AH!
382
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,290
AHH!
383
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:40,727
OH, WHAT A LOVELY
PLACE YOU HAVE.
384
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,729
LIE DOWN.
385
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:45,632
OH, NOT THERE.
386
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:48,235
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
YOU WERE SICK?
387
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,170
DR. ALBRIGHT, I'M...
388
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,038
I'M SICK.
389
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,075
DO YOU KNOW
HOW DANGEROUS
WHAT YOU DID WAS?
390
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,545
NO, BECAUSE
I THINK I'M DYING.
391
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,346
OH, SHUSH.
392
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,047
NO. LET ME TALK.
393
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,849
I HAVE TO TELL
YOU SOMETHING.
394
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,851
I DON'T KNOW HOW
MUCH TIME I HAVE LEFT,
395
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,520
SO LISTEN CLOSELY.
396
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,189
IF YOU WAKE UP TOMORROW
397
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:14,794
AND FIND
A QUIVERING PURPLE MASS
WEARING MY WATCH,
398
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,264
DON'T TOUCH IT.
399
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,467
I WON'T.
400
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,707
DID YOU DRINK
THIS ENTIRE BOTTLE?
401
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,642
I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS.
402
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:30,710
YOU HAVE TO LIE DOWN.
403
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:34,347
I COME FROM
A DIFFERENT WORLD.
404
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,316
AND THIS IS NEWS?
405
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:37,750
NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
406
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,886
I'M AN ALIEN
FROM ANOTHER PLANET.
407
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,088
I'M TELLING YOU THIS
BECAUSE..
408
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,756
OHH!
409
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,725
I LOVE YOU.
410
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,667
WHATEVER YOU SAY.
411
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,739
SO MUCH TROUBLE...
412
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,841
BUT YOU ARE SWEET.
413
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,811
I KNOW.
414
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,517
GOOD MORNING, NINA!
415
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,785
YOU'LL BE GLAD TO KNOW
I'M FEELING MUCH BETTER!
416
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,455
[STUFFILY]
I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
417
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,623
I'M GOING HOME.
418
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,324
WHY?
419
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,025
BECAUSE I'M SICK,
THAT'S WHY.
420
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:21,060
REALLY? WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
421
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:24,130
YOU'RE GETTING SICK
JUST AS I'M
GETTING BETTER!
422
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,067
[COUGHING]
423
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,404
HAVE A NICE DAY.
424
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:37,009
DR. SOLOMON, I SEE
YOU'RE FEELING BETTER.
425
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:38,311
YES. MUCH.
426
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,280
THANKS FOR COMING
TO THE WEDDING.
427
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,614
I KNOW YOU WERE SICK.
428
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:42,849
IT MEANT A LOT.
429
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,050
IT WAS MY PLEASURE.
430
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,552
HA HA HA.
431
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:49,356
YOU SEEM TO HAVE
MORE TEETH THAN USUAL.
432
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,624
DON'T YOU REMEMBER
ANYTHING YOU SAID?
433
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,326
DID I SAY ANYTHING
I SHOULDN'T HAVE?
434
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,995
ACTUALLY, YOU SAID
A LOT OF THINGS.
435
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,830
COULD YOU BE
A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC?
436
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:01,834
LET'S JUST SAY YOU
WERE VERY REVEALING.
437
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,169
I WAS DELIRIOUS.
438
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,905
I WAS RAMBLING.
439
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,340
WHAT DID I SAY?
440
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,109
YOU SAID...
441
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,446
"I LOVE YOU."
442
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,717
ISN'T THAT SILLY?
443
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:20,787
HA HA HA!
444
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,390
HA HA HA!
445
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,092
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
446
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,298
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
447
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:36,736
EH-HEH.
448
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,472
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
449
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,040
I WASN'T SURE WE
WERE GOING TO MAKE IT.
450
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,141
WHEN I THOUGHT
I WAS GOING TO DIE,
451
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:46,112
I TOLD DR. ALBRIGHT
THAT I LOVED HER. WHY?
452
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,179
WHEN YOU FACE DEATH,
453
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:50,249
YOU REASSESS
YOUR PRIORITIES.
454
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:54,787
I'VE DECIDED
NOT TO GET THOSE
BREAST IMPLANTS.
455
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,889
YOU HAVE TO ADMIRE
THESE HUMANS.
456
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,391
THEIR LIVES
ARE SO FRAGILE,
457
00:20:58,425 --> 00:20:59,659
YET THEY'RE SO WILLING
458
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:02,495
TO COMMIT THEIR HEARTS
TO ONE ANOTHER
FOR A LIFETIME.
459
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:03,396
OR AN AFTERNOON
460
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,798
WITH SOME PETRI DISH
IN A MINISKIRT.
461
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,567
HEY, AT LEAST
I'M GETTING
SOME HERE,
462
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,669
ALL RIGHT?
463
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,205
WELL SAID.
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