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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,124 --> 00:00:34,124 How about a little sunscreen action here? 2 00:00:34,126 --> 00:00:35,258 There we go. 3 00:00:35,260 --> 00:00:37,594 All right, so tell me your name? 4 00:00:37,596 --> 00:00:38,895 David. 5 00:00:38,897 --> 00:00:39,796 Boule. 6 00:00:40,632 --> 00:00:41,631 Do something fun. 7 00:00:41,633 --> 00:00:43,366 Something like sexy. 8 00:00:45,971 --> 00:00:48,505 Uh huh and what would you say if I were to tell you 9 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:51,675 that I slept with another man last night? 10 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:56,313 Come on, drama. 11 00:00:57,149 --> 00:01:00,317 Don't do that on our honeymoon. 12 00:01:00,319 --> 00:01:01,151 Come on. 13 00:01:01,153 --> 00:01:01,985 I didn't. 14 00:01:01,987 --> 00:01:02,886 It's our honeymoon. 15 00:01:02,888 --> 00:01:04,003 But I did. 16 00:01:04,005 --> 00:01:05,121 While we're on our honeymoon, please. 17 00:01:05,123 --> 00:01:06,605 But I didn't. 18 00:01:06,607 --> 00:01:08,090 I don't wanna work on the realism television 19 00:01:08,093 --> 00:01:09,726 while we're on our honeymoon please. 20 00:01:09,728 --> 00:01:11,528 It's called reality TV. 21 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,129 Okay, whatever it is I just like, 22 00:01:13,131 --> 00:01:16,600 I wanna be intimate and like together 23 00:01:16,602 --> 00:01:17,433 and like come on. 24 00:01:17,435 --> 00:01:18,267 - Just give me a hug. - Oh my God no. 25 00:01:18,270 --> 00:01:19,636 Get away from me. 26 00:01:19,638 --> 00:01:20,637 What are you doing? 27 00:01:20,639 --> 00:01:21,538 Ew. 28 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:23,440 Oh my God. 29 00:01:27,513 --> 00:01:28,345 Happy honeymoon. 30 00:01:28,347 --> 00:01:30,280 Happy honeymoon. 31 00:01:39,658 --> 00:01:42,526 Beautiful day, huh? 32 00:01:42,528 --> 00:01:43,426 Yeah. 33 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:45,228 Leah, right? 34 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:46,229 Leah Boule. 35 00:01:47,032 --> 00:01:47,931 Yeah. 36 00:01:48,934 --> 00:01:51,601 Sorry I don't think I know you. 37 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:55,939 Hey babe, Roman David sculptor? 38 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:56,973 Not Michelangelo though. 39 00:01:56,975 --> 00:01:58,608 Doesn't fit. 40 00:01:58,610 --> 00:02:00,477 Bernini. 41 00:02:00,479 --> 00:02:01,378 Oh. 42 00:02:02,214 --> 00:02:03,446 Yeah, it fits. 43 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:05,715 Ah, what the? 44 00:02:05,717 --> 00:02:06,550 Now? 45 00:02:06,552 --> 00:02:07,584 Yes, Mot, now. 46 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:08,418 What are you doing? 47 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:09,953 Help, get off me. 48 00:02:09,955 --> 00:02:10,921 You got this, Mot? 49 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:12,122 Who are you? 50 00:02:12,124 --> 00:02:13,123 Get off me. 51 00:02:14,860 --> 00:02:16,660 Hey, that's my fruit. 52 00:02:17,996 --> 00:02:20,297 You're living in the golden age of fruit, man. 53 00:02:20,299 --> 00:02:21,197 Leah. 54 00:02:21,199 --> 00:02:22,198 Baby, help. 55 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,199 She died peacefully. 56 00:02:23,201 --> 00:02:24,167 What? 57 00:02:24,169 --> 00:02:25,502 We work in television. 58 00:02:25,504 --> 00:02:27,938 We just put in a in ground pool. 59 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:28,772 Beautiful. 60 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:29,673 Let me up. 61 00:02:31,643 --> 00:02:32,842 Sorry for the delay. 62 00:02:32,844 --> 00:02:35,145 I was gonna swim. 63 00:02:36,048 --> 00:02:36,947 Goddamn. 64 00:02:41,153 --> 00:02:42,652 I messed up, huh? 65 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:46,489 No, it's all right. 66 00:02:46,491 --> 00:02:47,757 Mission complete. 67 00:03:00,172 --> 00:03:02,138 I'd love to redo this mission. 68 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:03,673 He would die. 69 00:03:03,675 --> 00:03:06,242 Yeah but if I didn't? 70 00:03:06,244 --> 00:03:07,844 Yeah, but I just want you to be sure you know 71 00:03:07,846 --> 00:03:09,946 that if you redo a mission, you die. 72 00:03:09,948 --> 00:03:11,648 I just rather not humiliate these people 73 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:13,716 even if they are bad. 74 00:03:13,718 --> 00:03:15,785 I think all the trouble started from your hesitation. 75 00:03:15,787 --> 00:03:18,121 I just wanted to be sure. 76 00:03:18,123 --> 00:03:20,490 I know but in general, once you get started, 77 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:24,394 it's best for everybody if you just go for it. 78 00:03:27,599 --> 00:03:28,498 What? 79 00:03:31,136 --> 00:03:34,070 These two would've created reality television, 80 00:03:34,072 --> 00:03:36,539 warping people's ideas of what is real 81 00:03:36,541 --> 00:03:39,609 and accelerating the corrosive effects of capitalism 82 00:03:39,611 --> 00:03:42,612 leading to personal and political cataclysm. 83 00:03:42,614 --> 00:03:44,247 Yeah, they're bad for humanity. 84 00:03:44,249 --> 00:03:45,315 They're not bad people. 85 00:03:45,317 --> 00:03:47,150 There's a difference. 86 00:03:49,588 --> 00:03:50,587 You're gonna write that down? 87 00:03:50,589 --> 00:03:51,488 Yeah. 88 00:03:59,598 --> 00:04:01,698 I'm sorry if I messed up today. 89 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:02,848 Chin up, Mot. 90 00:04:02,850 --> 00:04:03,999 There's always more people to kill. 91 00:04:04,002 --> 00:04:04,934 Come on. 92 00:04:15,113 --> 00:04:16,879 Oh my gosh. 93 00:04:16,881 --> 00:04:18,648 I've taken 900,000 steps this month. 94 00:04:18,650 --> 00:04:19,649 Isn't that crazy? 95 00:04:19,651 --> 00:04:21,251 Like, how do I do the extra steps? 96 00:04:21,253 --> 00:04:22,118 You know what I mean? 97 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:23,219 What was I doing? 98 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:24,654 Maybe I was at the mall or something. 99 00:04:24,656 --> 00:04:25,622 I don't even remember. 100 00:04:25,624 --> 00:04:27,524 I would've thought maybe like 800,000. 101 00:04:27,526 --> 00:04:28,358 Rob. 102 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:29,793 But 900,000 steps crazy. 103 00:04:29,795 --> 00:04:30,627 Rob. 104 00:04:30,629 --> 00:04:31,861 Yeah, buddy. 105 00:04:32,664 --> 00:04:34,129 Don't. 106 00:04:34,131 --> 00:04:35,597 Not supposed to call you buddy. 107 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:38,101 I think this was a mistake. 108 00:04:43,008 --> 00:04:45,141 I'm breaking up with you. 109 00:04:46,278 --> 00:04:47,177 But. 110 00:04:48,447 --> 00:04:50,213 We just hit sail. 111 00:05:44,236 --> 00:05:47,137 I got you some ice. 112 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:49,906 What am I supposed to do with that? 113 00:05:49,908 --> 00:05:51,207 I don't know. 114 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:53,543 Okay. 115 00:06:02,921 --> 00:06:05,088 Do you get seasick often? 116 00:06:12,731 --> 00:06:14,230 I'm so sorry. 117 00:06:14,232 --> 00:06:15,298 It's okay. 118 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:17,066 It's okay. 119 00:06:17,068 --> 00:06:17,967 It's okay. 120 00:06:23,041 --> 00:06:24,440 How you feeling? 121 00:06:28,613 --> 00:06:32,348 Sometimes after I vomit, I feel rejuvenated. 122 00:06:39,391 --> 00:06:41,391 Just take care of it. 123 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:45,461 I prefer to have you come along. 124 00:06:45,463 --> 00:06:47,430 You know, for learning. 125 00:06:49,067 --> 00:06:51,134 What do you think? 126 00:06:51,136 --> 00:06:53,236 Think I wanna be alone. 127 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:54,137 Oh okay. 128 00:06:54,973 --> 00:06:55,872 Sure. 129 00:06:57,342 --> 00:06:59,242 Turn off the lights. 130 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:03,446 And leave a bucket for my vomit. 131 00:07:42,787 --> 00:07:43,686 Mot. 132 00:07:44,890 --> 00:07:45,788 Mot. 133 00:07:48,059 --> 00:07:48,958 Hey, Mot. 134 00:07:51,463 --> 00:07:52,362 Mot. 135 00:07:54,866 --> 00:07:55,765 Mot. 136 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,261 Oh, excuse me. 137 00:08:25,263 --> 00:08:27,931 Say I wanted one of those. 138 00:08:27,933 --> 00:08:30,333 I wanted one of those. 139 00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:31,401 Sorry. 140 00:08:31,403 --> 00:08:32,568 Idiomatic joke. 141 00:08:32,570 --> 00:08:33,569 Ah, that's really good. 142 00:08:33,571 --> 00:08:34,637 Thank you. 143 00:08:35,607 --> 00:08:37,240 How do I get one? 144 00:08:37,242 --> 00:08:38,374 Oh, you just go over there. 145 00:08:38,376 --> 00:08:39,208 You get a cone. 146 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:40,710 You pull a lever. 147 00:08:41,713 --> 00:08:43,546 Who do I pay? 148 00:08:43,548 --> 00:08:44,447 No one. 149 00:09:29,094 --> 00:09:30,193 Come on, buddy. 150 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,861 Time to wake up. 151 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:32,895 Get up, shit head. 152 00:09:32,897 --> 00:09:34,731 Hey. Easy, Katja. 153 00:09:34,733 --> 00:09:35,565 Come on. 154 00:09:35,567 --> 00:09:37,133 Let's get you back to your room. 155 00:09:37,135 --> 00:09:37,967 What time is it? 156 00:09:37,969 --> 00:09:39,402 It's 7:00 a.m. 157 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:40,386 Oh no. 158 00:09:40,388 --> 00:09:41,371 If you're worried about missing church, 159 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:42,772 there's another service at 4:00 p.m. 160 00:09:42,774 --> 00:09:44,007 Okay, look at this guy. 161 00:09:44,009 --> 00:09:45,208 He's not worried about missing church. 162 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,042 He is an atheist. 163 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:46,876 Who's to say? 164 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:47,710 Who's to say? 165 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:48,544 No, she's right. 166 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:49,379 She's right. 167 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:50,896 I'm an atheist. 168 00:09:50,898 --> 00:09:52,414 Although, I'm interested in Buddhist thought. 169 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:53,649 Who fucking isn't? 170 00:09:53,651 --> 00:09:56,152 You know, Richard Gere's a Buddhist. 171 00:09:56,154 --> 00:09:57,620 Richard Gere? 172 00:09:57,622 --> 00:09:58,454 Richard Gere? 173 00:09:58,456 --> 00:09:59,355 Anyone? 174 00:10:00,258 --> 00:10:01,124 Maybe he's a Taoist. 175 00:10:01,126 --> 00:10:01,924 I don't know. 176 00:10:01,926 --> 00:10:02,759 I gotta go. 177 00:10:02,761 --> 00:10:03,960 Yeah, no shit Sherlock. 178 00:10:03,962 --> 00:10:05,628 That is what we've been saying to you. 179 00:10:05,630 --> 00:10:06,796 Katja, please just watch. 180 00:10:06,798 --> 00:10:07,630 Okay. 181 00:10:07,632 --> 00:10:09,165 Oh, sorry. 182 00:10:09,167 --> 00:10:10,233 It's okay. 183 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,102 Have to clean these now. 184 00:10:13,104 --> 00:10:15,571 Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh. 185 00:10:19,344 --> 00:10:22,245 This could be you but you playing. 186 00:10:27,886 --> 00:10:30,319 My papers blew away. 187 00:10:30,321 --> 00:10:32,622 I got locked out and I had to sleep outside, 188 00:10:32,624 --> 00:10:33,656 so it was a rough night. 189 00:10:33,658 --> 00:10:34,824 Oh, you smell. 190 00:10:34,826 --> 00:10:36,225 Yeah, I think I had a pepperoni. 191 00:10:36,227 --> 00:10:37,060 Here. 192 00:10:37,062 --> 00:10:39,062 Well, I feel worse than yesterday. 193 00:10:39,064 --> 00:10:41,898 I threw up like seven times. 194 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:42,732 I got this. 195 00:10:42,734 --> 00:10:44,934 Ugh, this is just what I need. 196 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:48,604 Hey, I think my abs got strong from all the puking. 197 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,273 Here, check it out. 198 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,541 Nice. 199 00:10:51,543 --> 00:10:52,442 Hit me. 200 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:54,744 I'm not gonna hit you. 201 00:10:54,746 --> 00:10:55,645 Try it. 202 00:10:56,714 --> 00:10:57,613 Ugh. 203 00:11:37,889 --> 00:11:38,721 Wait a minute. 204 00:11:38,723 --> 00:11:39,555 James. 205 00:11:39,557 --> 00:11:40,389 Hey man. 206 00:11:40,391 --> 00:11:41,224 Hi, do you know? 207 00:11:41,226 --> 00:11:42,358 Hey, yeah. 208 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:43,493 Last night we met. 209 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:44,594 You were pretty drunk. 210 00:11:44,596 --> 00:11:46,111 Oh yeah? 211 00:11:46,113 --> 00:11:47,629 I stopped you from eating some calamari that you found. 212 00:11:47,632 --> 00:11:49,081 Oh thanks. 213 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,533 Well, you actually ate it anyway. 214 00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:51,783 Oh. 215 00:11:51,785 --> 00:11:53,034 And then you gave me some great advice 216 00:11:53,037 --> 00:11:55,004 about my broken heart. 217 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:55,838 Oh yeah? 218 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:56,706 What I say? 219 00:11:56,708 --> 00:11:58,875 You said live it up. 220 00:11:58,877 --> 00:12:00,443 You're in a golden age. 221 00:12:00,445 --> 00:12:03,813 You're a single man on a cruise in the twilight of America. 222 00:12:03,815 --> 00:12:07,583 Yeah, it sounds like something I'd say. 223 00:12:07,585 --> 00:12:10,286 You just saved my life. 224 00:12:10,288 --> 00:12:11,721 What do you mean? 225 00:12:11,723 --> 00:12:13,756 Yeah, I was gonna jump off the boat. 226 00:12:13,758 --> 00:12:16,292 Classic vacation suicide. 227 00:12:16,294 --> 00:12:18,394 How is that classic? 228 00:12:18,396 --> 00:12:19,962 Oh you don't know? 229 00:12:19,964 --> 00:12:21,964 In the past 13 years, over 200 people 230 00:12:21,966 --> 00:12:25,268 have gone missing from cruise ships. 231 00:12:25,270 --> 00:12:28,171 Anyway, I'm thinking of giving up. 232 00:12:29,607 --> 00:12:30,439 What? 233 00:12:30,441 --> 00:12:31,707 What about my advice? 234 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,843 I just keep thinking all the things she's doing right now 235 00:12:33,845 --> 00:12:35,645 and it kills me. 236 00:12:35,647 --> 00:12:38,247 You know, camping with some guy. 237 00:12:38,249 --> 00:12:39,148 Dancing. 238 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:43,553 She drops her umbrella and he helps her pick it up. 239 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:45,655 Reading together. 240 00:12:45,657 --> 00:12:47,657 They go to a slumber party and she puts... 241 00:12:47,659 --> 00:12:48,491 Listen. 242 00:12:48,493 --> 00:12:50,425 Hey, listen. 243 00:12:50,427 --> 00:12:52,360 She can't be doing all of these things at once. 244 00:12:52,363 --> 00:12:54,096 Feels like she is. 245 00:12:55,867 --> 00:12:57,099 The person that you love can only 246 00:12:57,101 --> 00:12:59,101 be doing one thing at any given time 247 00:12:59,103 --> 00:13:03,673 and it's probably not even the thing you're afraid of. 248 00:13:07,478 --> 00:13:08,727 Sorry. 249 00:13:08,729 --> 00:13:09,979 Your arm's a little heavy on my shoulder. 250 00:13:09,981 --> 00:13:10,813 Yeah okay. 251 00:13:10,815 --> 00:13:12,848 Hey, you excited for pie? 252 00:13:12,850 --> 00:13:13,683 What? 253 00:13:13,685 --> 00:13:14,517 Key West tomorrow. 254 00:13:14,519 --> 00:13:15,351 Key lime pie. 255 00:13:15,353 --> 00:13:16,969 I'll buy you a slice. 256 00:13:16,971 --> 00:13:18,588 Oh, I don't think I'm gonna be here actually. 257 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:20,056 Damn, I love it. 258 00:13:20,058 --> 00:13:22,191 You're a mysterious dude. 259 00:13:23,528 --> 00:13:25,328 You got that right. 260 00:13:28,066 --> 00:13:30,299 You ever fucked a felon? 261 00:13:31,502 --> 00:13:32,401 Excuse me? 262 00:13:32,403 --> 00:13:35,805 Have you ever fucked a felon? 263 00:13:35,807 --> 00:13:38,140 I don't think that's appropriate. 264 00:13:38,142 --> 00:13:40,543 I came to sea to avoid appropriate. 265 00:13:40,545 --> 00:13:42,812 You know what they said that the sea 266 00:13:42,814 --> 00:13:45,448 is the last bastion of truth and lewdness. 267 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,916 Quite the opposite actually. 268 00:13:46,918 --> 00:13:48,284 Maritime law is far more severe 269 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,186 than any land based law I'm aware of. 270 00:13:50,188 --> 00:13:53,189 It's a bit part of the reason why I came out here. 271 00:13:53,191 --> 00:13:54,156 Have you? 272 00:13:55,393 --> 00:13:57,126 Been with a felon? 273 00:13:58,196 --> 00:13:59,095 No. 274 00:14:00,565 --> 00:14:01,464 Shocker. 275 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,033 My college boyfriend. 276 00:14:04,035 --> 00:14:06,035 He burnt down his preschool. 277 00:14:06,037 --> 00:14:07,837 As an adult? 278 00:14:07,839 --> 00:14:09,405 No, he was four. 279 00:14:11,743 --> 00:14:13,376 Still turned me on. 280 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,888 I like you, Katja. 281 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,391 Kiss me. 282 00:14:29,961 --> 00:14:31,661 It's wrong. 283 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:32,895 I'm your boss. 284 00:14:34,132 --> 00:14:35,131 There's rules. 285 00:14:35,133 --> 00:14:37,033 Rules are for fools. 286 00:14:40,271 --> 00:14:43,072 I'm afraid you'll hurt me. 287 00:14:43,074 --> 00:14:44,874 I'm counting on it. 288 00:15:45,870 --> 00:15:47,036 Oh. 289 00:15:48,339 --> 00:15:49,505 What's this? 290 00:15:49,507 --> 00:15:50,606 Oh, it's like a... 291 00:15:50,608 --> 00:15:52,141 Wait, I know you. 292 00:15:52,143 --> 00:15:53,376 Who do I pay for soft serve? 293 00:15:53,378 --> 00:15:54,210 Yeah. 294 00:15:54,212 --> 00:15:55,510 Yeah? 295 00:15:55,512 --> 00:15:56,811 - Yeah, that's right. - No shoes. 296 00:15:56,814 --> 00:16:00,015 See, the carpet is really soft so. 297 00:16:00,017 --> 00:16:00,850 This carpet? 298 00:16:00,852 --> 00:16:01,684 Yeah. 299 00:16:01,686 --> 00:16:03,319 I'm just trying to. 300 00:16:05,723 --> 00:16:06,622 Eh. 301 00:16:09,127 --> 00:16:10,192 Thank you. 302 00:16:10,194 --> 00:16:11,260 You're welcome. 303 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:14,230 Oh, are you enjoying your cruise? 304 00:16:16,634 --> 00:16:17,700 Trying to. 305 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,302 Yeah. 306 00:16:20,304 --> 00:16:22,004 Actually, do you know if there's a good quiet bar 307 00:16:22,006 --> 00:16:25,541 on this deck because I really need a drink. 308 00:16:25,543 --> 00:16:26,942 I don't drink. 309 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,112 Okay. 310 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:30,946 Okay. 311 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:31,781 See you around. 312 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:32,681 Yup. 313 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:36,819 Do. 314 00:16:48,699 --> 00:16:53,769 I stopped using toilet paper because it chafed my asshole. 315 00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:57,239 You're a mess, Mot. 316 00:16:57,241 --> 00:16:58,140 I know. 317 00:16:59,277 --> 00:17:00,409 Can we leave? 318 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:02,545 Soon. 319 00:17:05,283 --> 00:17:06,182 Tomorrow. 320 00:17:10,388 --> 00:17:11,754 Okay. 321 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,084 Hey. 322 00:17:43,086 --> 00:17:44,819 Thought I told you to get off my ship. 323 00:17:44,822 --> 00:17:45,921 Just kidding. 324 00:17:45,923 --> 00:17:47,957 You should see the look on your face. 325 00:17:47,959 --> 00:17:49,558 It's not my ship. 326 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,494 Actually, a bunch of Greek dudes 327 00:17:51,496 --> 00:17:54,530 own all of the cruise ships in the world. 328 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,731 You mind if I join you? 329 00:17:55,733 --> 00:17:57,066 Sure. 330 00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:00,236 What are you doing all by yourself in the library? 331 00:18:00,238 --> 00:18:02,338 I just wanted to find a quiet place to have a drink. 332 00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:03,672 Oh, I'm Gary. 333 00:18:04,442 --> 00:18:05,274 James. 334 00:18:05,276 --> 00:18:06,108 James, nice to meet you. 335 00:18:06,110 --> 00:18:07,659 Yeah. 336 00:18:07,661 --> 00:18:09,211 James, let me ask you a question. 337 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,779 Do you like magic? 338 00:18:11,582 --> 00:18:14,250 'Cause you look like a man who likes magic. 339 00:18:14,252 --> 00:18:15,251 Can I do a trick for you real quick? 340 00:18:15,253 --> 00:18:16,085 Sure. 341 00:18:16,087 --> 00:18:17,386 Yeah, okay. 342 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:18,988 So I have to shake your hand again. 343 00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:20,656 I totally screwed that up. 344 00:18:20,658 --> 00:18:23,092 I should've shaked in your hand in the first place, 345 00:18:23,094 --> 00:18:24,793 but bear with me. 346 00:18:24,795 --> 00:18:26,762 James, pleasure to meet you. 347 00:18:26,764 --> 00:18:29,965 You look like you have the silver touch. 348 00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:31,200 Oh, oh, oh, okay. 349 00:18:31,202 --> 00:18:33,702 But I have the golden touch. 350 00:18:33,704 --> 00:18:35,571 Oh crap, sorry. 351 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:36,405 Oh, it's right there. 352 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:37,239 You got it? 353 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,073 Yeah, I got it. 354 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,441 Sacagawea. 355 00:18:39,443 --> 00:18:40,376 Nice. 356 00:18:40,378 --> 00:18:42,344 Eh, it was okay. 357 00:18:42,346 --> 00:18:45,848 Ah, I always get like you know nervous 358 00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:48,817 at the point of completion, you know. 359 00:18:48,819 --> 00:18:50,319 So you're the cruise magician? 360 00:18:50,321 --> 00:18:52,121 Funny story, no. 361 00:18:52,123 --> 00:18:53,289 I actually I'm just in charge 362 00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:55,524 of polishing the rails and stuff. 363 00:18:55,526 --> 00:18:56,825 General cleaning. 364 00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:59,194 I kind of just throw the magic in for free. 365 00:18:59,196 --> 00:19:01,563 Awesome. 366 00:19:01,565 --> 00:19:03,933 Well you know, I believe in getting the job you don't want 367 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:06,635 and then turning it into the job you do want. 368 00:19:06,637 --> 00:19:07,770 Hey. 369 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:08,671 Heads up. 370 00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:14,643 Well, well, well. 371 00:19:14,645 --> 00:19:15,844 Oh hello. 372 00:19:15,846 --> 00:19:16,745 Hi. 373 00:19:17,715 --> 00:19:19,582 What's happening here? 374 00:19:19,584 --> 00:19:21,317 Well this guy told me he doesn't drink. 375 00:19:21,319 --> 00:19:22,251 Oh, he drinks. 376 00:19:22,253 --> 00:19:23,552 He's drinking right now. 377 00:19:23,554 --> 00:19:24,453 I know. 378 00:19:31,495 --> 00:19:33,696 International waters, guys. 379 00:19:33,698 --> 00:19:34,797 Spill 'em. 380 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:35,631 What? 381 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,665 It's a tradition. 382 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,667 When you first hit international waters, 383 00:19:38,669 --> 00:19:39,868 you tell all your secrets. 384 00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:41,402 I'll go first. 385 00:19:41,404 --> 00:19:42,936 This is really generous and nice. 386 00:19:42,938 --> 00:19:44,471 I've actually been cultivating this fantasy 387 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,642 of taking over the entire ship. 388 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:47,476 A mutineer. 389 00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:50,211 Exactly. 390 00:19:50,213 --> 00:19:52,947 So, I go down into the corridor past the engineers 391 00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:55,884 and like past luggage and stowage 392 00:19:55,886 --> 00:19:59,755 and then finally I get into the captain's room. 393 00:19:59,757 --> 00:20:03,692 And I say I'm taking command of this ship. 394 00:20:03,694 --> 00:20:06,528 Then I strangle him and I shower. 395 00:20:08,933 --> 00:20:11,066 I put on his jacket. 396 00:20:11,068 --> 00:20:13,002 You know the ones with like the golden. 397 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:13,836 Epaulets. 398 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:14,937 With epaulets, yeah. 399 00:20:14,939 --> 00:20:18,774 Then I walk up to the deck and take the helm. 400 00:20:20,378 --> 00:20:21,543 And then what happens? 401 00:20:21,545 --> 00:20:22,544 Where do you go? 402 00:20:22,546 --> 00:20:24,963 I don't know. 403 00:20:24,965 --> 00:20:27,383 I don't know how to ride a boat, so I'm not gonna do it. 404 00:20:27,385 --> 00:20:28,417 I'll see you guys. 405 00:20:28,419 --> 00:20:29,318 Hey. 406 00:20:31,222 --> 00:20:32,187 Well that was nice. 407 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,088 Yeah. 408 00:20:34,325 --> 00:20:35,457 To international waters. 409 00:20:35,459 --> 00:20:36,458 No rules. 410 00:20:43,668 --> 00:20:47,169 For someone who doesn't drink, you drink extremely fast. 411 00:20:47,171 --> 00:20:49,738 Tonight has been very nice and I'm gonna go to bed. 412 00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:50,773 Guys, sorry. 413 00:20:50,775 --> 00:20:52,941 There was a credit card minimum, 414 00:20:52,943 --> 00:20:54,677 so I had to get two more drinks. 415 00:20:54,679 --> 00:20:55,577 Some day. 416 00:20:58,349 --> 00:21:01,984 I love being on this boat. 417 00:21:01,986 --> 00:21:04,253 It's growing on me. 418 00:21:04,255 --> 00:21:05,587 I mean, it should be disgusting. 419 00:21:05,589 --> 00:21:07,389 It's all this waste and consumption. 420 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:08,223 It isn't. 421 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,124 It's like. 422 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:14,963 Like I saw this grown woman screaming at her mother 423 00:21:14,965 --> 00:21:19,101 and it was like that is you as a 12 year old. 424 00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:20,669 It was very sweet. 425 00:21:21,639 --> 00:21:23,188 It's like life. 426 00:21:23,190 --> 00:21:24,740 We're all just squished in here together. 427 00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:25,908 We're trying to have fun. 428 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:26,809 Yeah. 429 00:21:33,150 --> 00:21:36,752 What's your international waters secret? 430 00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:38,387 Well. 431 00:21:38,389 --> 00:21:39,321 No secrets. 432 00:21:39,323 --> 00:21:40,789 Bullshit. 433 00:21:46,464 --> 00:21:47,729 Okay. 434 00:21:47,731 --> 00:21:48,997 My secret is I don't think I'm as good 435 00:21:48,999 --> 00:21:51,567 at my job as everyone else does. 436 00:21:51,569 --> 00:21:52,768 What do you do? 437 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,770 It's hard to explain. 438 00:21:55,873 --> 00:21:57,039 Okay. 439 00:21:57,041 --> 00:21:59,775 Well what's your percentage? 440 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:01,176 What's my what? 441 00:22:01,178 --> 00:22:02,877 Your percent. 442 00:22:02,879 --> 00:22:04,579 The percentage of your job that you like 443 00:22:04,582 --> 00:22:09,518 and that fills you up versus the part that doesn't. 444 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,420 Like 18 or 20%. 445 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:14,590 That's the good part? 446 00:22:14,592 --> 00:22:15,424 Yeah. 447 00:22:15,426 --> 00:22:16,258 That's tough. 448 00:22:16,260 --> 00:22:17,092 Oh yeah? 449 00:22:17,094 --> 00:22:17,926 Yeah. 450 00:22:17,928 --> 00:22:19,161 My percentage in the 70s. 451 00:22:19,163 --> 00:22:20,295 Maybe even 80s. 452 00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:21,396 Wow, that's very good. 453 00:22:21,398 --> 00:22:23,031 I'm very good at my job. 454 00:22:23,033 --> 00:22:24,299 I'm extremely good. 455 00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:27,102 It's like I was born to do it, 456 00:22:27,104 --> 00:22:30,939 but there was a time though when it was really bad 457 00:22:30,941 --> 00:22:34,409 and I figured out a way to make it work. 458 00:22:34,411 --> 00:22:35,811 What'd you do? 459 00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:38,580 I just committed more of myself to the job. 460 00:22:38,582 --> 00:22:40,883 I figured being half in, half out, that's a cop out. 461 00:22:40,885 --> 00:22:42,851 So I just pushed through. 462 00:22:42,853 --> 00:22:44,653 Yeah, that's smart. 463 00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:55,731 Do you want another? 464 00:22:58,402 --> 00:23:03,472 ♪ There is a house in New Orleans ♪ 465 00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:09,244 ♪ They call the rising sun ♪ 466 00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:15,250 ♪ And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy ♪ 467 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:20,022 ♪ And God I know I'm one ♪ 468 00:23:21,892 --> 00:23:23,325 I was gonna say don't start too high. 469 00:23:23,327 --> 00:23:24,159 Oh. 470 00:23:24,161 --> 00:23:24,993 Was that too high? 471 00:23:24,995 --> 00:23:26,695 Yeah, yeah. 472 00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:27,596 All right. 473 00:23:30,968 --> 00:23:32,100 You got this? 474 00:23:32,102 --> 00:23:37,172 ♪ My mother was a tailor ♪ 475 00:23:38,175 --> 00:23:43,245 ♪ She sewed my new blue jeans ♪ 476 00:23:44,448 --> 00:23:49,518 ♪ My father was a gambling man ♪ 477 00:23:50,588 --> 00:23:53,155 ♪ Down in New ♪ 478 00:23:55,025 --> 00:23:57,459 Ooh, it's chilly out here in the waters. 479 00:23:57,461 --> 00:23:58,360 Here. 480 00:23:59,697 --> 00:24:00,896 No, I'm gonna stretch it out. 481 00:24:00,898 --> 00:24:01,730 Whatever. 482 00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:02,698 I make money. 483 00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:03,532 Buy a new one. 484 00:24:03,534 --> 00:24:04,433 Who cares? 485 00:24:06,437 --> 00:24:07,336 Oh. 486 00:24:09,340 --> 00:24:12,541 You are living in a golden age of detergent. 487 00:24:12,543 --> 00:24:13,508 Really? 488 00:24:13,510 --> 00:24:14,409 Yeah. 489 00:24:15,346 --> 00:24:16,678 I don't know. 490 00:24:18,048 --> 00:24:21,383 Kind of think I over wash my pants. 491 00:24:21,385 --> 00:24:24,019 It's like I wash them every time I wear them. 492 00:24:24,021 --> 00:24:24,853 Yeah, you should. 493 00:24:24,855 --> 00:24:25,687 - No. - You should. 494 00:24:25,689 --> 00:24:27,122 It's a golden age like I said. 495 00:24:27,124 --> 00:24:28,590 What is with you and golden age? 496 00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:29,458 Do I say that a lot? 497 00:24:29,460 --> 00:24:32,194 Yeah, you really say it a lot. 498 00:24:33,998 --> 00:24:37,232 Well, I read it once and I liked it. 499 00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:41,169 I like how it sounds. 500 00:24:41,171 --> 00:24:42,170 Golden age. 501 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,273 It's nice. 502 00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:45,173 Yeah. 503 00:24:46,844 --> 00:24:49,544 Yeah. 504 00:24:49,546 --> 00:24:52,247 I got that way with it's a live show, folks. 505 00:24:52,249 --> 00:24:53,081 You know that one? 506 00:24:53,083 --> 00:24:53,916 No. 507 00:24:53,918 --> 00:24:55,767 What does that mean? 508 00:24:55,769 --> 00:24:57,619 Like when I'm at work if like I do something 509 00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:58,620 and I make a mistake. 510 00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,989 It's like it's a live show, okay folks. 511 00:25:00,991 --> 00:25:02,291 Give me a break. 512 00:25:02,293 --> 00:25:03,125 Hey. 513 00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:04,393 Doing my best. 514 00:25:04,395 --> 00:25:05,961 I'm a human. 515 00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:07,829 - Hey. - Come on. 516 00:25:07,831 --> 00:25:08,897 I like that. 517 00:25:08,899 --> 00:25:11,366 I like it's a live show, too. 518 00:25:15,673 --> 00:25:19,374 Hey, you wanna go up and see if there's stars? 519 00:25:19,376 --> 00:25:20,742 I guess. 520 00:25:30,220 --> 00:25:32,721 There are no stars tonight. 521 00:25:35,225 --> 00:25:36,291 I'm drunk. 522 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:42,164 I mean, my eyes are as wide as they go. 523 00:25:48,439 --> 00:25:50,906 There are no stars tonight. 524 00:25:51,742 --> 00:25:53,241 I already said that. 525 00:25:53,243 --> 00:25:54,476 Oh, I thought of that. 526 00:25:54,478 --> 00:25:57,946 I didn't know if I had said that or thought it. 527 00:25:57,948 --> 00:25:59,314 Or you had said it. 528 00:26:15,232 --> 00:26:17,232 Lilly, I have another international waters 529 00:26:17,234 --> 00:26:18,900 secret to tell you. 530 00:26:24,808 --> 00:26:28,677 I've been sent from the future to kill you. 531 00:26:28,679 --> 00:26:29,711 Lilly. 532 00:26:41,825 --> 00:26:44,359 Sorry, you seem so nice. 533 00:26:50,667 --> 00:26:53,502 Golden age of not seeing stars. 534 00:28:03,373 --> 00:28:04,272 Ugh. 535 00:28:08,045 --> 00:28:10,679 I don't eat chocolate that's like any less 536 00:28:10,681 --> 00:28:14,583 than 75% kakow okay 'cause it's low class. 537 00:28:14,585 --> 00:28:16,017 That chocolate is not for the crew. 538 00:28:16,019 --> 00:28:17,252 It's for the guests. 539 00:28:17,254 --> 00:28:19,221 They're not gonna miss what they never had. 540 00:28:19,223 --> 00:28:21,423 So I heard you having sex last night. 541 00:28:21,425 --> 00:28:23,225 Who'd you hear me having sex with? 542 00:28:23,227 --> 00:28:24,459 Rupert. 543 00:28:24,461 --> 00:28:25,494 Oh yes. 544 00:28:25,496 --> 00:28:26,461 Yes. 545 00:28:26,463 --> 00:28:27,362 Mhm yeah. 546 00:28:27,364 --> 00:28:29,331 That was, that was. 547 00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:32,334 He's been looking good and I like the way he smells. 548 00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:35,137 I'm seeing tunnel vision right now. 549 00:28:35,139 --> 00:28:36,471 Okay, come on. 550 00:28:36,473 --> 00:28:38,340 No, the only thing I can hear 551 00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:40,876 is blood running through my ear veins. 552 00:28:40,878 --> 00:28:42,077 Katja. 553 00:28:42,079 --> 00:28:42,911 Okay. 554 00:28:42,913 --> 00:28:43,812 Okay. 555 00:28:45,048 --> 00:28:46,148 You're okay. 556 00:28:46,150 --> 00:28:47,716 Yeah. 557 00:28:47,718 --> 00:28:49,751 I thought we were something. 558 00:28:49,753 --> 00:28:51,753 We are something. 559 00:28:51,755 --> 00:28:53,221 We're animals. 560 00:28:53,223 --> 00:28:55,123 I'm sweating so much right now. 561 00:28:55,125 --> 00:28:58,160 Hell yeah 'cause you're an animal, too. 562 00:28:58,162 --> 00:28:59,895 You can stop your body from passing out. 563 00:28:59,897 --> 00:29:02,097 It's like you couldn't stop having sex with Rupert. 564 00:29:02,099 --> 00:29:05,767 Well he did beg me to stop several times. 565 00:29:14,545 --> 00:29:15,410 Hey Rob. 566 00:29:17,014 --> 00:29:17,913 Rob. 567 00:29:19,449 --> 00:29:20,282 Rob. 568 00:29:20,284 --> 00:29:22,250 It's too tender, Lilly. 569 00:29:22,252 --> 00:29:24,352 Listen, you know things weren't great. 570 00:29:24,354 --> 00:29:26,788 We haven't been intimate in a very long time. 571 00:29:26,790 --> 00:29:29,090 You mean romantic. 572 00:29:29,092 --> 00:29:30,525 Yeah romantic. 573 00:29:30,527 --> 00:29:31,359 Sex right. 574 00:29:31,361 --> 00:29:32,260 Yeah. 575 00:29:33,797 --> 00:29:34,629 I'm sorry. 576 00:29:34,631 --> 00:29:37,181 I know it's been awhile. 577 00:29:37,183 --> 00:29:39,734 I just I thought I didn't need it anymore. 578 00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:42,837 I know but I think maybe you do. 579 00:29:42,839 --> 00:29:43,738 Do you? 580 00:29:45,842 --> 00:29:47,442 I failed you. 581 00:29:47,444 --> 00:29:48,343 No. 582 00:29:49,279 --> 00:29:50,445 I failed you. 583 00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:53,815 Or no one failed anyone. 584 00:29:56,853 --> 00:30:00,689 What was the best part about being with me? 585 00:30:05,295 --> 00:30:08,530 I never had to do anything. 586 00:30:08,532 --> 00:30:10,098 What was the worst part? 587 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,734 I was constantly debating whether liked you or not. 588 00:30:12,736 --> 00:30:13,969 What about me? 589 00:30:14,972 --> 00:30:16,438 Best thing? 590 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,573 You listened to me. 591 00:30:18,575 --> 00:30:20,909 And the worst thing. 592 00:30:20,911 --> 00:30:22,143 You dumped me. 593 00:30:23,647 --> 00:30:26,548 Next level enter. 594 00:30:26,550 --> 00:30:29,117 Have fun on Key West, Lilly. 595 00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:33,421 Don't forget your sunscreen. 596 00:30:33,423 --> 00:30:34,923 I won't, Lilly. 597 00:30:35,759 --> 00:30:36,658 I won't. 598 00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:01,816 Jaime. 599 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:03,084 Hey, man. 600 00:31:03,086 --> 00:31:04,152 Whoa, Rob. 601 00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:06,154 What, the hat? 602 00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:06,988 Too much? 603 00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:08,089 Kara said I looked great in it. 604 00:31:08,091 --> 00:31:08,923 Who's Kara? 605 00:31:08,925 --> 00:31:10,058 She's the woman selling hats. 606 00:31:10,060 --> 00:31:11,726 That shirt though. 607 00:31:11,728 --> 00:31:14,262 I'm living 100% on impulse right now. 608 00:31:14,264 --> 00:31:17,332 I took out all this cash to swim and snorkel with dolphins, 609 00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:18,867 but you know it's like John Lennon said. 610 00:31:18,869 --> 00:31:21,002 Who knows what's gonna happen? 611 00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:22,704 Hey man, I'm going to the Hemingway house. 612 00:31:22,706 --> 00:31:23,738 Do you wanna come with me? 613 00:31:23,740 --> 00:31:24,788 He killed himself. 614 00:31:24,790 --> 00:31:25,839 Rob, you seem pretty amped right now. 615 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:26,675 Are you okay? 616 00:31:26,677 --> 00:31:27,942 I just wanna thank you, man, 617 00:31:27,944 --> 00:31:31,246 for all the care and concern you've shown me. 618 00:31:31,248 --> 00:31:32,781 You're a really good friend. 619 00:31:32,783 --> 00:31:34,115 I have to run. 620 00:31:34,117 --> 00:31:35,450 I don't wanna miss anything at the Hemingway house. 621 00:31:35,452 --> 00:31:36,618 He killed himself. 622 00:31:36,620 --> 00:31:38,119 Yeah, you already mentioned that. 623 00:31:38,121 --> 00:31:40,722 Yeah, even after he wrote all those stories. 624 00:31:40,724 --> 00:31:44,125 Well, he couldn't have done it before. 625 00:31:51,535 --> 00:31:52,867 Hey. 626 00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:55,470 Hey Rob, I'm worried about you. 627 00:31:55,472 --> 00:32:00,542 I've met you twice and you've mentioned suicide three times. 628 00:32:00,811 --> 00:32:03,078 I'll tone it down. 629 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:03,978 And. 630 00:32:03,980 --> 00:32:07,615 I really think you should turn the shirt inside out. 631 00:32:07,617 --> 00:32:09,651 Wherever you go there's bound to be kids. 632 00:32:09,653 --> 00:32:12,554 And I think their parents should be the ones 633 00:32:12,556 --> 00:32:13,755 that teach them about... 634 00:32:13,757 --> 00:32:14,622 Pounding pussy. 635 00:32:14,624 --> 00:32:15,957 Yeah. 636 00:32:20,097 --> 00:32:20,929 Okay, bud. 637 00:32:20,931 --> 00:32:21,763 Okay. 638 00:32:39,483 --> 00:32:42,183 You kill all these fish? 639 00:32:42,185 --> 00:32:43,751 Who wants to know? 640 00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:45,320 Aye, aye, aye, I ask the questions around here. 641 00:32:45,322 --> 00:32:46,755 This is a goddamn bloodbath. 642 00:32:46,757 --> 00:32:48,256 Go easy. 643 00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:50,959 Once I started, I couldn't stop. 644 00:32:52,295 --> 00:32:53,328 I came by your place this morning. 645 00:32:53,330 --> 00:32:54,963 You weren't there. 646 00:32:54,965 --> 00:32:56,531 Oh, work emails. 647 00:32:57,467 --> 00:33:00,201 The law doesn't sleep I guess. 648 00:33:01,204 --> 00:33:04,239 How'd you know I was a lawyer? 649 00:33:04,241 --> 00:33:05,106 What? 650 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:06,107 Yeah, I'm a lawyer. 651 00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:06,941 How'd you know? 652 00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:07,842 Oh. 653 00:33:07,844 --> 00:33:09,209 I don't know. 654 00:33:09,211 --> 00:33:10,577 Maybe you said something last night. 655 00:33:10,580 --> 00:33:12,213 Did I? 656 00:33:12,215 --> 00:33:14,883 Shit, what else did I say? 657 00:33:14,885 --> 00:33:15,984 Nothing much. 658 00:33:15,986 --> 00:33:17,085 That boring? 659 00:33:17,087 --> 00:33:20,188 Yeah, but it was wonderful boring. 660 00:33:34,204 --> 00:33:36,704 Oh, this place is supposed to be excellent. 661 00:33:36,706 --> 00:33:37,939 Great. 662 00:33:37,941 --> 00:33:38,773 Hold on. 663 00:33:38,775 --> 00:33:40,708 Wanna scope things out a bit. 664 00:33:40,710 --> 00:33:42,310 I don't know when I'm gonna be here again. 665 00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:43,745 I wanna make sure I get the best pie. 666 00:33:43,747 --> 00:33:44,646 Okay. 667 00:33:45,449 --> 00:33:47,649 Oh, let's check this one out. 668 00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:49,217 Oh yeah. 669 00:34:02,933 --> 00:34:04,666 Okay, I've got it. 670 00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:05,500 Yeah, me too. 671 00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:06,334 Yeah, ready? 672 00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:07,702 Yeah. 673 00:34:07,704 --> 00:34:08,536 This one. 674 00:34:08,538 --> 00:34:09,370 - Same one. - Yeah. 675 00:34:09,372 --> 00:34:10,205 That's it. 676 00:34:10,207 --> 00:34:12,106 - Oh yeah. - This is it. 677 00:34:12,108 --> 00:34:14,542 I'll always think of that as our favorite. 678 00:34:14,544 --> 00:34:15,510 Of course you will. 679 00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:17,545 Why wouldn't you? 680 00:34:17,547 --> 00:34:19,380 Where's it from? 681 00:34:19,382 --> 00:34:21,049 Key West, Florida. 682 00:34:21,051 --> 00:34:22,917 Which store? 683 00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:27,489 I don't know because all the pies have been mixed up. 684 00:34:27,491 --> 00:34:28,323 This is good. 685 00:34:28,325 --> 00:34:29,491 We're still free, right. 686 00:34:29,493 --> 00:34:30,925 We've had the best pie, 687 00:34:30,927 --> 00:34:34,796 but we still don't know where it's from. 688 00:34:34,798 --> 00:34:37,465 It's the best of both worlds. 689 00:34:37,467 --> 00:34:39,467 You're a strange person, James. 690 00:34:39,469 --> 00:34:40,835 That's why we get along so well. 691 00:34:40,837 --> 00:34:41,669 Do we? 692 00:34:41,671 --> 00:34:43,954 Yeah. 693 00:34:43,956 --> 00:34:46,240 This is going really great for the both of us. 694 00:34:46,243 --> 00:34:49,010 So tonight we have fancy dinner. 695 00:34:49,012 --> 00:34:50,745 Who's we? 696 00:34:50,747 --> 00:34:53,648 You and I together if you're in. 697 00:34:55,185 --> 00:34:56,084 I'm in. 698 00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:58,820 It's a date. 699 00:34:58,822 --> 00:35:00,054 I'll date you. 700 00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:12,300 Lilly. 701 00:35:14,604 --> 00:35:16,571 You're gonna die, girl. 702 00:35:36,660 --> 00:35:38,860 I got your Hemingway hats on sale for a buck. 703 00:35:38,862 --> 00:35:41,029 I only got a couple left. 704 00:35:44,701 --> 00:35:46,000 I'd be buried here. 705 00:35:46,002 --> 00:35:48,102 Seems really peaceful. 706 00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:50,004 There's coconuts here. 707 00:35:51,074 --> 00:35:53,241 Strangers would come and visit your grave. 708 00:35:53,243 --> 00:35:54,976 Exactly. 709 00:35:54,978 --> 00:35:56,010 Seems nice. 710 00:35:56,012 --> 00:35:58,246 Yeah, until the oceans rise. 711 00:35:58,248 --> 00:36:00,248 That's not really gonna happen. 712 00:36:00,250 --> 00:36:01,382 I think so. 713 00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:03,117 Cool. 714 00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:05,153 I'll be underwater. 715 00:36:05,155 --> 00:36:06,321 Sounds great. 716 00:36:13,597 --> 00:36:14,495 Lilly. 717 00:36:18,668 --> 00:36:21,102 I really liked today. 718 00:36:21,104 --> 00:36:22,370 Me too. 719 00:36:31,915 --> 00:36:32,747 Sorry. 720 00:36:32,749 --> 00:36:33,581 No, no, no. 721 00:36:33,583 --> 00:36:34,415 I'm sorry. 722 00:36:34,417 --> 00:36:35,249 I thought. 723 00:36:35,251 --> 00:36:36,684 It was like. 724 00:36:36,686 --> 00:36:37,952 You're with someone. 725 00:36:37,954 --> 00:36:39,454 No, no, no, no. 726 00:36:41,057 --> 00:36:43,958 I have this agreement with myself. 727 00:36:45,795 --> 00:36:49,631 I'm just trying not to get involved with anyone right now. 728 00:36:49,633 --> 00:36:51,165 Okay. 729 00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:52,567 But I want to. 730 00:36:55,238 --> 00:36:57,472 And you smell like key lime pie. 731 00:36:57,474 --> 00:36:59,707 You smell like key lime pie. 732 00:36:59,709 --> 00:37:01,476 You're an enabler. 733 00:37:01,478 --> 00:37:02,710 We ate too much pie. 734 00:37:02,712 --> 00:37:04,345 Way too much pie. 735 00:37:49,559 --> 00:37:50,625 Hey James. 736 00:37:50,627 --> 00:37:51,526 Oh Rob. 737 00:37:53,196 --> 00:37:54,328 You okay? 738 00:37:54,330 --> 00:37:55,396 Never better. 739 00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:56,898 You got a date for fancy dinner? 740 00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:58,833 Actually I do. 741 00:37:58,835 --> 00:37:59,701 Do people really call it that? 742 00:37:59,703 --> 00:38:00,535 Fancy dinner. 743 00:38:00,537 --> 00:38:03,337 Fancy diners say fancy dinners. 744 00:38:03,339 --> 00:38:04,906 You got a suit? 745 00:38:04,908 --> 00:38:07,408 I don't but I don't feel like this is... 746 00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:10,278 Hey, why don't you borrow one of mine? 747 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:11,279 No, I couldn't. 748 00:38:11,281 --> 00:38:12,346 That's too generous of you. 749 00:38:12,348 --> 00:38:13,181 It's all right. 750 00:38:13,183 --> 00:38:14,515 - It's good. - Pish posh. 751 00:38:22,358 --> 00:38:23,458 I lucked out. 752 00:38:23,460 --> 00:38:25,426 They usually don't have extra rooms available, 753 00:38:25,428 --> 00:38:27,095 but somebody died. 754 00:38:27,097 --> 00:38:28,229 Swish. 755 00:38:28,231 --> 00:38:29,130 Ca-ching. 756 00:38:30,667 --> 00:38:31,766 Nice. 757 00:38:31,768 --> 00:38:32,800 You like my suits? 758 00:38:32,802 --> 00:38:34,702 Yeah, they're great. 759 00:38:36,406 --> 00:38:38,222 Which one are you gonna wear 760 00:38:38,224 --> 00:38:40,041 and then I'll just use whichever one you're not... 761 00:38:40,043 --> 00:38:41,776 Oh, I shan't be attending fancy dinner. 762 00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:42,610 What? 763 00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:43,444 Come on, no. 764 00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:44,278 You gotta come. 765 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,314 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 766 00:38:46,316 --> 00:38:48,216 Here, I like this tie. 767 00:38:50,053 --> 00:38:51,552 Thanks. 768 00:38:54,524 --> 00:38:55,957 Allow me. 769 00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:57,759 Father and son style. 770 00:38:58,928 --> 00:38:59,827 Okay. 771 00:39:02,866 --> 00:39:06,167 I know what you're doing on the boat. 772 00:39:10,373 --> 00:39:12,140 What's that? 773 00:39:12,142 --> 00:39:13,040 Lilly. 774 00:39:14,677 --> 00:39:18,079 Do you have something you wanna tell me? 775 00:39:19,249 --> 00:39:20,114 No. 776 00:39:21,351 --> 00:39:22,917 - Ow. - Say it. 777 00:39:22,919 --> 00:39:23,751 Say it. 778 00:39:23,753 --> 00:39:24,585 Rob. 779 00:39:24,587 --> 00:39:25,419 Rob, that's a little tight. 780 00:39:25,421 --> 00:39:26,354 Rob. 781 00:39:26,356 --> 00:39:27,255 Say it. 782 00:39:29,459 --> 00:39:31,893 I saw you making out with Lilly, you son of a bitch. 783 00:39:31,895 --> 00:39:32,727 Wait what? 784 00:39:32,729 --> 00:39:34,445 Yeah. 785 00:39:34,447 --> 00:39:36,164 My new best friend and my new ex girlfriend. 786 00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:36,998 We weren't. 787 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,683 Your ex girlfriend? 788 00:39:39,685 --> 00:39:42,369 Making out in the graveyard like a couple of sexy ghosts. 789 00:39:42,372 --> 00:39:44,605 I didn't know that you and Lilly were together. 790 00:39:44,607 --> 00:39:46,140 Yeah, we've been to all the bases 791 00:39:46,142 --> 00:39:49,610 if that's what you wanna know, you sicko. 792 00:39:51,281 --> 00:39:52,113 Listen, Rob. 793 00:39:52,115 --> 00:39:53,414 No. 794 00:39:53,416 --> 00:39:54,582 - No. - I'm sorry. 795 00:39:54,584 --> 00:39:56,350 It makes sense. 796 00:39:56,352 --> 00:39:57,185 You're great. 797 00:39:57,187 --> 00:39:58,419 Lilly's great. 798 00:40:00,590 --> 00:40:01,823 It's just sad. 799 00:40:02,926 --> 00:40:04,659 I could tell from the graveyard kisses 800 00:40:04,661 --> 00:40:07,562 that this is a good thing. 801 00:40:07,564 --> 00:40:10,031 I had this stupid plan to sabotage you 802 00:40:10,033 --> 00:40:12,266 by giving you an ugly tie. 803 00:40:13,203 --> 00:40:14,101 Here. 804 00:40:19,108 --> 00:40:20,908 This one's nice. 805 00:40:20,910 --> 00:40:22,844 It's very fancy. 806 00:40:22,846 --> 00:40:25,313 It's a Kenneth Cole reaction. 807 00:40:27,650 --> 00:40:28,549 Thanks. 808 00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:34,222 You know, Rob, you are a nice guy. 809 00:40:34,224 --> 00:40:36,791 You're very generous. 810 00:40:36,793 --> 00:40:39,493 If it makes you feel any better, we didn't actually kiss. 811 00:40:39,495 --> 00:40:41,729 Save it, Romeo Montague. 812 00:40:57,013 --> 00:41:00,414 Thank you for making me a better person. 813 00:41:08,057 --> 00:41:10,791 Thank you for making me fancy. 814 00:41:14,464 --> 00:41:19,567 You can't make someone fancy if they weren't already. 815 00:41:19,569 --> 00:41:22,770 I just showed you how fancy you already are. 816 00:42:05,448 --> 00:42:07,982 Hi, room service please. 817 00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:59,266 Hi. 818 00:42:59,268 --> 00:43:01,235 What happened? 819 00:43:01,237 --> 00:43:03,004 I got slammed with work. 820 00:43:03,006 --> 00:43:04,138 I'm so sorry. 821 00:43:06,275 --> 00:43:07,241 How was it? 822 00:43:09,278 --> 00:43:11,078 I saved you some. 823 00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:12,413 What is this? 824 00:43:15,118 --> 00:43:16,117 Oh no. 825 00:43:16,119 --> 00:43:17,818 That's so nice of you. 826 00:43:17,820 --> 00:43:20,855 It's really romantic of you for this 827 00:43:21,924 --> 00:43:24,325 if it makes you think of me. 828 00:43:27,697 --> 00:43:29,930 Do you wanna get whiskies? 829 00:43:30,933 --> 00:43:32,566 I was gonna say do you wanna get ice cream? 830 00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:33,401 Yes. 831 00:43:33,403 --> 00:43:35,036 Ice cream and then drinks? 832 00:43:35,038 --> 00:43:35,870 All right great. 833 00:43:35,872 --> 00:43:36,704 Done. 834 00:44:23,352 --> 00:44:24,251 So. 835 00:44:35,264 --> 00:44:36,263 Dance. 836 00:44:43,406 --> 00:44:46,407 I like how I feel when I'm with you. 837 00:44:46,409 --> 00:44:47,908 You give me hope. 838 00:44:51,647 --> 00:44:52,947 Hope. 839 00:44:54,283 --> 00:44:55,616 Yeah. 840 00:45:00,289 --> 00:45:05,359 You help me believe in the things that I wanna believe in. 841 00:45:05,628 --> 00:45:07,361 Like what? 842 00:45:10,967 --> 00:45:13,868 That good things can still come. 843 00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:20,641 That life can get better all of a sudden. 844 00:45:21,878 --> 00:45:23,210 Yeah. 845 00:45:28,151 --> 00:45:30,784 I know what you mean. 846 00:46:05,054 --> 00:46:07,154 When I'm with you I feel like I don't know have 847 00:46:07,156 --> 00:46:10,824 to divide myself against myself, you know. 848 00:46:10,826 --> 00:46:14,562 I can just completely be the thing that I am. 849 00:46:14,564 --> 00:46:16,530 This feels really good. 850 00:46:16,532 --> 00:46:17,431 You know? 851 00:46:20,236 --> 00:46:21,135 Gotta go. 852 00:46:21,137 --> 00:46:22,769 What? 853 00:46:22,771 --> 00:46:24,404 I gotta go do something then I'll come right back. 854 00:46:24,407 --> 00:46:25,673 This is so weird. 855 00:46:25,675 --> 00:46:27,575 I know but I'll be right back. 856 00:46:27,577 --> 00:46:28,742 I'll be quick. 857 00:46:28,744 --> 00:46:29,910 Are you gonna go jerk off or something? 858 00:46:29,912 --> 00:46:31,145 No, masturbate? 859 00:46:31,147 --> 00:46:31,979 No, no. 860 00:46:31,981 --> 00:46:33,380 Why would you think that I would? 861 00:46:33,382 --> 00:46:34,748 I mean, look at me. 862 00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:36,083 No, I'm not gonna. 863 00:46:36,085 --> 00:46:39,486 I mean, I know that the more that I talk about it, 864 00:46:39,488 --> 00:46:41,589 seems like I might do it but I'm not gonna do it. 865 00:46:41,591 --> 00:46:43,724 I know a masturbator when I see one. 866 00:46:43,726 --> 00:46:44,758 What can I say to you to prove 867 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:45,826 that I'm gonna jerk off right now? 868 00:46:45,828 --> 00:46:46,660 You just said it. 869 00:46:46,662 --> 00:46:47,628 No, no, no, not jerk off. 870 00:46:47,630 --> 00:46:48,462 Too late. 871 00:46:48,464 --> 00:46:49,296 No jerking off. 872 00:46:49,298 --> 00:46:50,130 Bye, bye, have fun. 873 00:46:50,132 --> 00:46:50,965 All right, I'll be quick. 874 00:46:50,967 --> 00:46:51,799 Be right back. 875 00:46:51,801 --> 00:46:52,700 Okay. 876 00:47:02,845 --> 00:47:03,677 Okay. 877 00:47:03,679 --> 00:47:05,346 - That's the last one. - Okay. 878 00:47:05,348 --> 00:47:06,180 - I mean for now. - Okay. 879 00:47:06,182 --> 00:47:07,414 There'll be many more. 880 00:47:07,416 --> 00:47:08,649 There'll be a lifetime of kisses after this. 881 00:47:08,651 --> 00:47:09,583 Wow. 882 00:47:09,585 --> 00:47:11,085 Well one casual evening of kisses 883 00:47:11,087 --> 00:47:12,286 and then we'll take it from there. 884 00:47:12,288 --> 00:47:13,587 Did I give you the gift? 885 00:47:13,589 --> 00:47:14,421 Shark mouth? 886 00:47:14,423 --> 00:47:15,222 Yeah, I did. 887 00:47:15,224 --> 00:47:16,657 - Yeah. - Good. 888 00:47:16,659 --> 00:47:17,758 I like you. 889 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:18,892 I like you. 890 00:47:34,076 --> 00:47:35,342 Oh Mot, you're feeling better. 891 00:47:35,344 --> 00:47:36,277 Yeah, thank God. 892 00:47:36,279 --> 00:47:37,611 We ready to go? 893 00:47:38,681 --> 00:47:40,347 That's the thing. 894 00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:42,850 I wanted to do something, 895 00:47:42,852 --> 00:47:45,219 but I wanted to talk to you first about it 896 00:47:45,221 --> 00:47:46,520 because I wanna be honest. 897 00:47:46,522 --> 00:47:48,088 That sounds like something someone 898 00:47:48,090 --> 00:47:50,024 who hasn't been honest says. 899 00:47:50,026 --> 00:47:51,925 No. 900 00:47:51,927 --> 00:47:53,560 I think I'm in love. 901 00:47:53,562 --> 00:47:54,662 With her? 902 00:47:54,664 --> 00:47:56,463 Ow. 903 00:47:56,465 --> 00:47:58,265 You let me stay here sick while you lied to me? 904 00:47:58,267 --> 00:48:00,634 Mot, uncle, uncle. 905 00:48:00,636 --> 00:48:01,535 Ow. 906 00:48:04,106 --> 00:48:05,005 Yeah. 907 00:48:07,710 --> 00:48:09,109 I was enjoying the cruise. 908 00:48:09,111 --> 00:48:13,514 They have great fruit and endless ice cream. 909 00:48:13,516 --> 00:48:17,318 Anyway, my papers blew away and I got a drink with Lilly 910 00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:21,422 and then today we almost kissed in a graveyard. 911 00:48:21,424 --> 00:48:23,857 Well, that sounds romantic. 912 00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:24,792 Yeah, it was. 913 00:48:24,794 --> 00:48:26,260 Okay, well I'll do it then. 914 00:48:26,262 --> 00:48:27,928 No, Mot, you don't understand. 915 00:48:27,930 --> 00:48:29,830 I don't want you to do it. 916 00:48:29,832 --> 00:48:30,864 You're on a cruise. 917 00:48:30,866 --> 00:48:31,832 I'm sick. 918 00:48:31,834 --> 00:48:33,901 The cat was away so the mouse did play. 919 00:48:33,903 --> 00:48:35,035 You're not the cat. 920 00:48:35,037 --> 00:48:36,103 I'm the cat. 921 00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,973 The mouse got sick and the cat had free time 922 00:48:39,975 --> 00:48:41,041 for the first time in awhile, 923 00:48:41,043 --> 00:48:44,712 so he took care of himself for a change. 924 00:48:44,714 --> 00:48:47,314 Our work is lonely but it is an honor to be... 925 00:48:47,316 --> 00:48:48,148 Okay. 926 00:48:48,150 --> 00:48:49,149 - I get it. - Not finished. 927 00:48:49,151 --> 00:48:50,884 Chosen to travel through time. 928 00:48:50,886 --> 00:48:52,920 The future trusts us to help them. 929 00:48:52,922 --> 00:48:55,322 When I get gloomy, I just think of that trust. 930 00:48:55,324 --> 00:48:58,258 Don't throw my own words back in my face. 931 00:48:58,260 --> 00:48:59,226 Do you think it fulfills me 932 00:48:59,228 --> 00:49:01,395 to hold the hands of little brats? 933 00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:03,063 To cover their fuck ups again and again 934 00:49:03,065 --> 00:49:05,799 as they continue to maim and traumatize 935 00:49:05,801 --> 00:49:08,502 and drive men to emotional breakdowns 936 00:49:08,504 --> 00:49:09,803 where they kneel on their backs. 937 00:49:09,805 --> 00:49:11,004 James, I didn't mean to do that. 938 00:49:11,006 --> 00:49:13,741 You didn't wanna get sick all over yourself? 939 00:49:13,743 --> 00:49:15,376 Make me have to clean up after you. 940 00:49:15,378 --> 00:49:17,611 Wait on you hand and foot. 941 00:49:18,981 --> 00:49:20,314 Goddammit, Mot. 942 00:49:28,858 --> 00:49:30,057 You think I'm a stupid brat? 943 00:49:30,059 --> 00:49:30,891 No. 944 00:49:30,893 --> 00:49:31,725 I'm sorry. 945 00:49:31,727 --> 00:49:32,860 Are you okay? 946 00:49:35,598 --> 00:49:36,697 I didn't mean that stuff. 947 00:49:36,699 --> 00:49:37,531 That was wrong. 948 00:49:37,533 --> 00:49:39,433 It won't happen again. 949 00:49:44,707 --> 00:49:45,939 I will do it. 950 00:49:45,941 --> 00:49:47,641 I can do it. 951 00:49:47,643 --> 00:49:48,976 Can you? 952 00:49:48,978 --> 00:49:49,877 You know I can. 953 00:49:49,879 --> 00:49:50,878 Would a deadline help? 954 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:51,712 Maybe. 955 00:49:51,714 --> 00:49:52,546 Okay. 956 00:49:52,548 --> 00:49:54,247 Sunrise tomorrow. 957 00:49:54,249 --> 00:49:55,949 No, there's a 7:00 a.m. yoga class I wanna check out, 958 00:49:55,951 --> 00:49:58,085 so let's say eight, 8:30. 959 00:49:59,121 --> 00:50:00,020 Okay. 960 00:50:01,023 --> 00:50:04,425 Everyone thinks you're the best. 961 00:50:35,458 --> 00:50:36,356 James. 962 00:50:38,394 --> 00:50:39,493 Yo, what's up, man? 963 00:50:39,495 --> 00:50:40,743 Hey. 964 00:50:40,745 --> 00:50:41,994 How's it going? What are you doing? 965 00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:42,996 I'm just thinking. 966 00:50:42,998 --> 00:50:44,164 Nice, nice. 967 00:50:45,334 --> 00:50:46,600 Ah. 968 00:50:46,602 --> 00:50:48,235 Can I show you a trick real quick? 969 00:50:48,237 --> 00:50:50,220 Sure. 970 00:50:50,222 --> 00:50:52,206 So, this is an ordinary cigarette, right. 971 00:50:52,208 --> 00:50:53,207 Watch this. 972 00:50:55,578 --> 00:50:56,443 Ooh. 973 00:50:56,445 --> 00:50:57,945 What do you think? 974 00:50:57,947 --> 00:50:59,646 I kinda hate it. 975 00:50:59,648 --> 00:51:00,481 I think it's great. 976 00:51:00,483 --> 00:51:01,315 You liked it? 977 00:51:01,317 --> 00:51:02,149 Yeah. 978 00:51:02,151 --> 00:51:02,983 Yeah, I'm proud of it. 979 00:51:02,985 --> 00:51:03,884 It's good. 980 00:51:05,454 --> 00:51:06,587 You look sad. 981 00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:08,722 I am sad. 982 00:51:08,724 --> 00:51:09,556 Women? 983 00:51:09,558 --> 00:51:10,457 No. 984 00:51:11,327 --> 00:51:12,860 Well kinda I guess, yeah. 985 00:51:12,862 --> 00:51:13,694 I knew it. 986 00:51:13,696 --> 00:51:14,895 Here's my advice. 987 00:51:14,897 --> 00:51:18,031 Keep your promise to whoever got there first. 988 00:51:18,033 --> 00:51:20,767 I made a promise to one woman, 989 00:51:21,937 --> 00:51:24,538 but what about a promise to myself? 990 00:51:24,540 --> 00:51:27,441 Well that sounds like you're talking about polygamy 991 00:51:27,443 --> 00:51:30,844 or at least that's what I'm getting. 992 00:51:30,846 --> 00:51:33,780 Have you seen the motion picture "The Short Bus"? 993 00:51:33,782 --> 00:51:35,315 No, what's it about? 994 00:51:35,317 --> 00:51:36,917 I don't really know actually 995 00:51:36,919 --> 00:51:38,986 to be the more I think about it, 996 00:51:38,988 --> 00:51:44,057 but there are a lot of like really raw, explicit sex scenes 997 00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:46,193 with non actors in it so. 998 00:51:47,429 --> 00:51:48,328 Anyway. 999 00:51:49,398 --> 00:51:51,265 I guess I just feel trapped. 1000 00:51:51,267 --> 00:51:52,633 Well, do you know Harry Houdini? 1001 00:51:52,635 --> 00:51:53,467 Yeah. 1002 00:51:53,469 --> 00:51:54,301 Great. 1003 00:51:54,303 --> 00:51:55,636 Okay, this is perfect. 1004 00:51:55,638 --> 00:51:58,138 So he said and this is actually 1005 00:51:58,140 --> 00:52:00,908 like perfect advice for your situation. 1006 00:52:00,910 --> 00:52:03,877 Kind of wish there was some other people here to see this. 1007 00:52:03,879 --> 00:52:06,079 You know? 1008 00:52:06,081 --> 00:52:08,281 Because it's so rare that you have 1009 00:52:08,283 --> 00:52:10,484 like a perfectly apt, concise whatever, you know. 1010 00:52:10,486 --> 00:52:14,621 Anyways, he said that sometimes the task 1011 00:52:14,623 --> 00:52:19,226 before me is very hard but one thought fills my mind. 1012 00:52:19,228 --> 00:52:20,727 To get free. 1013 00:52:20,729 --> 00:52:22,329 To get free. 1014 00:52:22,331 --> 00:52:27,134 The intoxication of that freedom that success is sublime. 1015 00:52:29,939 --> 00:52:31,004 Get free, huh? 1016 00:52:31,006 --> 00:52:33,640 Yeah, the success is sublime. 1017 00:52:34,877 --> 00:52:35,776 Well. 1018 00:52:37,646 --> 00:52:38,812 I gotta go. 1019 00:52:38,814 --> 00:52:40,747 Some kids have been clogging up the shitters 1020 00:52:40,749 --> 00:52:42,449 and it's a fucking fiasco. 1021 00:52:42,451 --> 00:52:44,434 I'll tell you. 1022 00:52:44,436 --> 00:52:46,420 The things people do to toilets when they're on vacation. 1023 00:52:46,422 --> 00:52:47,387 It's vulgar. 1024 00:52:47,389 --> 00:52:48,322 They don't have to clean it up. 1025 00:52:48,324 --> 00:52:49,823 I have to clean it up. 1026 00:52:49,825 --> 00:52:51,808 I'll tell you. 1027 00:52:51,810 --> 00:52:53,794 I mean, human beings are complicated. 1028 00:52:54,763 --> 00:52:57,130 All right, goodnight, buddy. 1029 00:52:57,132 --> 00:52:58,966 You'll figure it out. 1030 00:53:14,850 --> 00:53:15,682 Hi. 1031 00:53:15,684 --> 00:53:16,850 Hi. 1032 00:53:25,461 --> 00:53:27,361 I wanna be with you. 1033 00:53:56,892 --> 00:53:58,959 I don't wanna get old. 1034 00:54:01,930 --> 00:54:03,163 You have to. 1035 00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:08,669 There's this Japanese phrase. 1036 00:54:10,005 --> 00:54:14,341 It's. 1037 00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:19,946 What's it mean? 1038 00:54:21,684 --> 00:54:23,150 Untranslatable. 1039 00:54:24,987 --> 00:54:25,952 Oh. 1040 00:54:25,954 --> 00:54:26,787 Yeah. 1041 00:54:26,789 --> 00:54:28,088 - Well. - Yeah. 1042 00:54:31,260 --> 00:54:32,726 No, it means like 1043 00:54:35,397 --> 00:54:37,464 sadness of time passing. 1044 00:54:56,318 --> 00:54:57,951 Come back to sleep. 1045 00:55:14,670 --> 00:55:19,239 Lilly. 1046 00:55:49,772 --> 00:55:51,338 I'm very hungry. 1047 00:55:52,708 --> 00:55:53,573 Me too. 1048 00:55:56,912 --> 00:55:58,211 I'll get us breakfast. 1049 00:55:58,213 --> 00:55:59,579 Okay, I'll come with you. 1050 00:55:59,581 --> 00:56:00,747 No. 1051 00:56:01,850 --> 00:56:02,682 I wanna help. 1052 00:56:02,684 --> 00:56:03,583 Stay. 1053 00:56:06,755 --> 00:56:07,654 Okay. 1054 00:56:09,324 --> 00:56:11,625 I'll BRB. 1055 00:56:11,627 --> 00:56:12,692 BRB? 1056 00:56:12,694 --> 00:56:14,494 Be right back. 1057 00:56:14,496 --> 00:56:16,997 Oh yeah, BRB. 1058 00:56:16,999 --> 00:56:18,231 Yeah. 1059 00:56:18,233 --> 00:56:19,866 Those are my pants. 1060 00:56:19,868 --> 00:56:20,834 Are they? 1061 00:56:22,805 --> 00:56:23,670 Have fun. 1062 00:56:59,908 --> 00:57:01,241 Housekeeping. 1063 00:57:08,917 --> 00:57:09,950 Someone's showering. 1064 00:57:09,952 --> 00:57:11,751 Wait, we'll come back later. 1065 00:57:11,753 --> 00:57:12,652 Wait. 1066 00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:15,055 Let's be bad. 1067 00:57:19,361 --> 00:57:20,794 Hey, Lilly. 1068 00:57:20,796 --> 00:57:22,095 How's it going? 1069 00:57:22,097 --> 00:57:23,230 Hi. 1070 00:57:23,232 --> 00:57:25,398 Can I show you a magic trick real quickly? 1071 00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:26,867 - Absolutely, yes. - Awesome. 1072 00:57:26,869 --> 00:57:27,667 Okay sweet. 1073 00:57:27,669 --> 00:57:28,902 So here, pick a card. 1074 00:57:28,904 --> 00:57:29,736 Okay. 1075 00:57:29,738 --> 00:57:30,570 Doesn't matter which one. 1076 00:57:30,572 --> 00:57:32,304 There you go. 1077 00:57:32,306 --> 00:57:34,039 All right, now put it in the middle of the deck. 1078 00:57:34,042 --> 00:57:35,242 There you go. 1079 00:57:35,244 --> 00:57:36,843 Now I'm gonna cut it once. 1080 00:57:36,845 --> 00:57:37,677 Okay. 1081 00:57:37,679 --> 00:57:38,911 All right. 1082 00:57:38,913 --> 00:57:40,146 And then I'm gonna cut it again twice. 1083 00:57:40,148 --> 00:57:41,781 Okay. 1084 00:57:41,783 --> 00:57:43,183 Is this your card? 1085 00:57:43,185 --> 00:57:44,184 - No. - No? 1086 00:57:44,186 --> 00:57:45,352 Oh, that's the instructions. 1087 00:57:45,354 --> 00:57:46,286 That's not even a card. 1088 00:57:46,288 --> 00:57:47,621 Okay, that's fine. 1089 00:57:47,623 --> 00:57:48,989 What about this one? 1090 00:57:48,991 --> 00:57:50,690 No, that's a joker. 1091 00:57:50,692 --> 00:57:51,524 That is a joker. 1092 00:57:51,526 --> 00:57:53,193 Dammit. 1093 00:57:53,195 --> 00:57:54,361 This one? 1094 00:57:54,363 --> 00:57:55,295 It's the joker again. 1095 00:57:55,297 --> 00:57:56,329 Another joker, crap. 1096 00:57:56,331 --> 00:57:57,163 Yeah. 1097 00:57:57,165 --> 00:57:59,165 It's a work in progress. 1098 00:57:59,167 --> 00:58:00,333 I liked the beginning. 1099 00:58:00,335 --> 00:58:01,268 Okay, that's something. 1100 00:58:01,270 --> 00:58:02,102 That's something. 1101 00:58:02,104 --> 00:58:02,936 I'll take it. 1102 00:58:02,938 --> 00:58:03,770 Yeah. 1103 00:58:03,772 --> 00:58:04,604 Actually, you know what? 1104 00:58:04,606 --> 00:58:05,438 Do me a favor. 1105 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:06,539 Check your pocket. 1106 00:58:06,541 --> 00:58:07,374 - Yeah. - This pocket? 1107 00:58:07,376 --> 00:58:08,174 That pocket. 1108 00:58:08,176 --> 00:58:09,009 Check it. 1109 00:58:09,011 --> 00:58:10,110 Okay. 1110 00:58:10,112 --> 00:58:11,211 - Oh. - Right. 1111 00:58:11,213 --> 00:58:12,178 Tada. 1112 00:58:12,180 --> 00:58:13,013 What? 1113 00:58:13,015 --> 00:58:14,814 That's your card, yeah. 1114 00:58:14,816 --> 00:58:15,882 Yeah, I know. 1115 00:58:15,884 --> 00:58:17,017 That's really good. 1116 00:58:17,019 --> 00:58:18,652 Thank you. 1117 00:58:19,421 --> 00:58:20,687 What the hell is this? 1118 00:58:20,689 --> 00:58:22,789 The ace of spades. 1119 00:58:22,791 --> 00:58:25,091 Well the ace of clubs. 1120 00:58:25,093 --> 00:58:26,259 Or wow. 1121 00:58:26,261 --> 00:58:29,329 That's actually the best reaction I've ever gotten. 1122 00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:39,372 Who are you? 1123 00:58:39,374 --> 00:58:41,408 Hello, madam. 1124 00:58:41,410 --> 00:58:42,309 Busted. 1125 00:58:42,311 --> 00:58:43,176 Get out. 1126 00:58:43,178 --> 00:58:44,010 Get out. 1127 00:58:44,012 --> 00:58:44,844 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1128 00:58:44,846 --> 00:58:45,679 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 1129 00:58:45,681 --> 00:58:46,513 Got it, got it, got it. 1130 00:58:46,515 --> 00:58:48,515 Got no key and can't go wrong. 1131 00:58:48,517 --> 00:58:50,350 Who are these people? 1132 00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:53,954 Oh god. 1133 00:58:53,956 --> 00:58:54,988 Lilly. 1134 00:58:54,990 --> 00:58:56,823 Whoever she is, she's not better than you. 1135 00:58:56,825 --> 00:58:57,657 It's me. 1136 00:58:57,659 --> 00:58:58,925 Okay. 1137 00:58:58,927 --> 00:58:59,759 Lilly, I can explain this. 1138 00:58:59,761 --> 00:59:00,593 How'd you get this? 1139 00:59:00,595 --> 00:59:01,661 Get the fuck out. 1140 00:59:01,663 --> 00:59:02,495 Lilly, please. 1141 00:59:02,497 --> 00:59:03,330 Will you just listen? 1142 00:59:03,332 --> 00:59:04,164 Take all your shit. 1143 00:59:04,166 --> 00:59:04,998 Get the fuck out of here. 1144 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:05,832 Listen. 1145 00:59:05,834 --> 00:59:07,233 I can explain. 1146 00:59:07,235 --> 00:59:08,868 Go. 1147 00:59:08,870 --> 00:59:11,004 You're wearing my pants. 1148 00:59:11,006 --> 00:59:11,837 Turn around. 1149 00:59:11,839 --> 00:59:12,671 - Don't want you looking at me. - But we already. 1150 00:59:12,674 --> 00:59:13,506 Yeah, yeah. 1151 00:59:13,508 --> 00:59:14,341 That's before I knew you're some kind 1152 00:59:14,343 --> 00:59:16,309 of creepy fucking stalker. 1153 00:59:16,311 --> 00:59:17,610 How'd you find all this shit out? 1154 00:59:17,612 --> 00:59:18,511 Lilly. 1155 00:59:18,513 --> 00:59:20,847 This is a lot but just please. 1156 00:59:20,849 --> 00:59:24,117 Well first thing is I think I'm in love with you. 1157 00:59:24,119 --> 00:59:27,420 I mean I know I'm in love with you. 1158 00:59:30,959 --> 00:59:33,108 I love you. 1159 00:59:33,110 --> 00:59:35,260 And I'm also sent from the future to kill you, 1160 00:59:35,263 --> 00:59:37,964 which I'm not gonna do. 1161 00:59:37,966 --> 00:59:39,933 I won't do it. 1162 00:59:39,935 --> 00:59:42,602 I just wanna stay here with you forever. 1163 00:59:42,604 --> 00:59:45,739 We can grow old together and be free. 1164 00:59:46,575 --> 00:59:47,474 Lilly. 1165 00:59:48,343 --> 00:59:49,576 Say something. 1166 00:59:50,445 --> 00:59:53,246 Put some pants on, James. 1167 00:59:54,416 --> 00:59:55,281 Mot, no. 1168 00:59:55,283 --> 00:59:56,116 I gotta do it, James. 1169 00:59:56,118 --> 00:59:57,484 Mot, please don't. 1170 00:59:57,486 --> 00:59:58,885 Stop, put it down. 1171 00:59:58,887 --> 00:59:59,719 Put down the device. 1172 00:59:59,721 --> 01:00:00,553 No. 1173 01:00:00,555 --> 01:00:01,388 Please. 1174 01:00:01,390 --> 01:00:02,455 - No. - Listen. 1175 01:00:02,457 --> 01:00:03,289 Look at your device. 1176 01:00:03,291 --> 01:00:05,592 Here, look at mine. 1177 01:00:05,594 --> 01:00:07,327 What's it supposed to say? 1178 01:00:07,329 --> 01:00:08,161 Pending. 1179 01:00:08,163 --> 01:00:08,995 What does it say? 1180 01:00:08,997 --> 01:00:10,030 There's three dots. 1181 01:00:10,032 --> 01:00:10,930 See. 1182 01:00:13,435 --> 01:00:14,934 Is this your wife? 1183 01:00:14,936 --> 01:00:16,102 Mot? 1184 01:00:16,104 --> 01:00:16,936 No. 1185 01:00:16,938 --> 01:00:17,937 Not my wife, no. 1186 01:00:17,939 --> 01:00:19,506 He's kind of my boss. 1187 01:00:19,508 --> 01:00:21,775 I think of it as more of like a mentorship or partnership. 1188 01:00:21,777 --> 01:00:23,543 Anyway, he's supposed to kill you. 1189 01:00:23,545 --> 01:00:24,377 What? 1190 01:00:24,379 --> 01:00:25,444 But he hasn't 1191 01:00:25,446 --> 01:00:26,512 because he thinks he's in love with you. 1192 01:00:26,515 --> 01:00:27,414 But we're not in love. 1193 01:00:27,416 --> 01:00:28,481 We just met. 1194 01:00:29,618 --> 01:00:30,966 I feel it. 1195 01:00:30,968 --> 01:00:32,317 James usually spends a very short amount of time 1196 01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:34,254 with the people that he meets and then he has to kill them. 1197 01:00:34,256 --> 01:00:38,024 So this past four days have been like a summer for James. 1198 01:00:38,026 --> 01:00:39,893 How did you expect to be able to kill her? 1199 01:00:39,895 --> 01:00:40,927 We don't have to do like. 1200 01:00:40,929 --> 01:00:43,663 Just everyone if we could just. 1201 01:00:43,665 --> 01:00:44,564 James? 1202 01:00:44,566 --> 01:00:46,166 I just. 1203 01:00:46,168 --> 01:00:47,400 James? 1204 01:00:52,074 --> 01:00:53,573 Hey James. 1205 01:00:53,575 --> 01:00:54,908 You all right? 1206 01:00:54,910 --> 01:00:57,977 I have vasovagal response. 1207 01:00:57,979 --> 01:01:00,113 I pass out when I panic. 1208 01:01:02,084 --> 01:01:03,249 Hi, door was open. 1209 01:01:03,251 --> 01:01:04,217 I'm coming in. 1210 01:01:04,219 --> 01:01:05,051 Lilly, your pants. 1211 01:01:05,053 --> 01:01:06,853 James, your pants. 1212 01:01:06,855 --> 01:01:08,388 Oh, I get it. 1213 01:01:08,390 --> 01:01:09,956 What do you get? 1214 01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:11,024 Sex stuff. 1215 01:01:12,094 --> 01:01:14,094 Hi, I don't know you. 1216 01:01:14,096 --> 01:01:16,178 I'm Rob. 1217 01:01:16,180 --> 01:01:18,263 I used to date Lilly and I'm new friends with James 1218 01:01:18,266 --> 01:01:19,766 who now dates Lilly. 1219 01:01:19,768 --> 01:01:20,733 I'm Mot. 1220 01:01:20,735 --> 01:01:22,602 Oh, and what do you do, Ot? 1221 01:01:22,604 --> 01:01:23,970 Mot. 1222 01:01:23,972 --> 01:01:24,804 Mot. 1223 01:01:24,806 --> 01:01:26,005 She's a time traveling assassin. 1224 01:01:26,007 --> 01:01:27,841 Okay, I guess everyone's gonna know now. 1225 01:01:27,843 --> 01:01:28,675 So am I. 1226 01:01:28,677 --> 01:01:30,043 They're gonna kill me. 1227 01:01:30,045 --> 01:01:30,944 What? 1228 01:01:30,946 --> 01:01:32,879 She discovers a legal loophole 1229 01:01:32,881 --> 01:01:35,315 that allows for rampant pollution. 1230 01:01:35,317 --> 01:01:36,149 Really? 1231 01:01:36,151 --> 01:01:37,283 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1232 01:01:37,285 --> 01:01:38,885 You get assassinated for that? 1233 01:01:38,887 --> 01:01:40,453 Rob, what are you doing here? 1234 01:01:40,455 --> 01:01:41,521 Oh, Lilly. 1235 01:01:42,624 --> 01:01:46,559 I wanted to see if you might still love me. 1236 01:01:46,561 --> 01:01:47,360 Sorry James. 1237 01:01:47,362 --> 01:01:48,194 I understand. 1238 01:01:48,196 --> 01:01:49,329 Rob. 1239 01:01:49,331 --> 01:01:51,664 I watched the sunrise and I thought 1240 01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:54,434 even though we're not together, 1241 01:01:54,436 --> 01:01:58,271 we still live on the earth in the same time together. 1242 01:01:58,273 --> 01:02:01,107 Statistically it's so unlikely. 1243 01:02:01,109 --> 01:02:03,309 Even though I'm sad I can't be with you, 1244 01:02:03,311 --> 01:02:05,478 we're both so close on this boat. 1245 01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:10,083 I just felt purely grateful that I can see things 1246 01:02:10,085 --> 01:02:13,253 as they really are even for a moment. 1247 01:02:15,023 --> 01:02:18,591 We're here together and that's incredible. 1248 01:02:20,862 --> 01:02:22,529 Well thanks, Rob. 1249 01:02:24,299 --> 01:02:26,166 So what do you think? 1250 01:02:26,168 --> 01:02:28,434 I'm not getting back together. 1251 01:02:28,436 --> 01:02:29,802 Is he a better kisser than me? 1252 01:02:29,804 --> 01:02:31,704 Okay, that's enough. 1253 01:02:33,241 --> 01:02:34,107 You know what? 1254 01:02:34,109 --> 01:02:35,241 I'm actually starving. 1255 01:02:35,243 --> 01:02:36,643 Does anybody else wanna get breakfast? 1256 01:02:36,645 --> 01:02:37,477 Rob, I don't think... 1257 01:02:37,479 --> 01:02:38,311 Actually I could eat. 1258 01:02:38,313 --> 01:02:39,679 Yeah sure. 1259 01:02:39,681 --> 01:02:40,547 Okay. 1260 01:02:40,549 --> 01:02:41,447 Great. 1261 01:02:43,952 --> 01:02:45,485 Hi, yeah. 1262 01:02:45,487 --> 01:02:47,220 We're gonna order some breakfast. 1263 01:02:47,222 --> 01:02:50,456 Can I get scrambled eggs and pancakes? 1264 01:02:51,893 --> 01:02:53,259 Do they do oatmeal? 1265 01:02:53,261 --> 01:02:54,994 Do you do oatmeal? 1266 01:02:54,996 --> 01:02:56,596 They do. 1267 01:02:56,598 --> 01:02:58,631 Great, some oatmeal. 1268 01:02:58,633 --> 01:02:59,566 The usual. 1269 01:02:59,568 --> 01:03:00,833 Two eggs over easy. 1270 01:03:00,835 --> 01:03:02,569 Rye toast well done. 1271 01:03:02,571 --> 01:03:04,470 A fruit plate, six hard boiled eggs, 1272 01:03:04,472 --> 01:03:06,339 and ask about the breakfast sandwiches. 1273 01:03:06,341 --> 01:03:09,542 Do you guys do breakfast sandwiches? 1274 01:03:09,544 --> 01:03:11,244 Oh actually that sounds really good. 1275 01:03:11,246 --> 01:03:13,479 Can I cancel my order? 1276 01:03:13,481 --> 01:03:16,216 No scrambled eggs, no pancakes, and do one of those. 1277 01:03:16,218 --> 01:03:18,318 They have something called the cap. 1278 01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:19,919 It's called the ship's captain. 1279 01:03:19,921 --> 01:03:22,555 It's bacon, egg, and cheese on white bread with aioli. 1280 01:03:22,557 --> 01:03:23,389 Sure. 1281 01:03:23,391 --> 01:03:24,224 Great. 1282 01:03:24,226 --> 01:03:25,892 All right, fantastic. 1283 01:03:25,894 --> 01:03:27,193 I want pancakes. 1284 01:03:27,195 --> 01:03:29,762 In addition to or instead of the oatmeal? 1285 01:03:29,764 --> 01:03:30,597 Instead of. 1286 01:03:30,599 --> 01:03:31,431 You know what? 1287 01:03:31,433 --> 01:03:32,365 Let's 86 the oatmeal. 1288 01:03:32,367 --> 01:03:33,733 Go with some pancakes. 1289 01:03:33,735 --> 01:03:35,334 Recap. 1290 01:03:35,336 --> 01:03:36,936 Two ship's captain, six hard boiled eggs, one fruit plate, 1291 01:03:36,938 --> 01:03:39,539 two eggs over easy, rye toast well done, pancakes. 1292 01:03:39,541 --> 01:03:42,408 Just get a mess of hash browns for everybody. 1293 01:03:42,410 --> 01:03:43,243 Great. 1294 01:03:43,245 --> 01:03:44,077 Thanks. 1295 01:03:44,079 --> 01:03:45,078 Screw it. 1296 01:03:46,248 --> 01:03:48,514 Shit, I forgot drinks. 1297 01:03:48,516 --> 01:03:49,849 I think you're nuts. 1298 01:03:49,851 --> 01:03:51,084 Makes sense to me. 1299 01:03:51,086 --> 01:03:53,152 These people are not from the future, Rob. 1300 01:03:53,154 --> 01:03:54,286 I don't know. 1301 01:03:54,288 --> 01:03:55,421 Are you familiar with Moore's law? 1302 01:03:55,423 --> 01:03:57,523 Every year technology doubles. 1303 01:03:57,525 --> 01:03:59,325 If we can land a rocket right side up, 1304 01:03:59,327 --> 01:04:01,828 I don't see why we can't send people through time. 1305 01:04:01,830 --> 01:04:05,064 I mean, I'm not crazy about the whole killing people part. 1306 01:04:05,066 --> 01:04:06,799 It's insane. 1307 01:04:06,801 --> 01:04:07,900 Haven't figured it all out, 1308 01:04:07,902 --> 01:04:09,235 but I think we discovered a way 1309 01:04:09,237 --> 01:04:11,671 that we can change the future without killing people. 1310 01:04:11,673 --> 01:04:14,540 Like last night when we were talking I felt like... 1311 01:04:14,542 --> 01:04:15,675 Why didn't you kill me then? 1312 01:04:15,677 --> 01:04:17,110 Excellent question, Lilly. 1313 01:04:17,112 --> 01:04:19,312 I don't wanna kill you. 1314 01:04:19,314 --> 01:04:20,280 I like you. 1315 01:04:22,684 --> 01:04:24,584 Anyway, the plan was to kill you, 1316 01:04:24,586 --> 01:04:26,986 but when we were talking last night 1317 01:04:26,988 --> 01:04:32,125 about your secret self just doing nothing right before we. 1318 01:04:32,127 --> 01:04:33,026 What? 1319 01:04:33,928 --> 01:04:34,961 Nothing. 1320 01:04:34,963 --> 01:04:36,496 No, tell us. 1321 01:04:36,498 --> 01:04:38,164 We slept together. 1322 01:04:38,166 --> 01:04:40,266 Does that answer your question, Lilly? 1323 01:04:40,268 --> 01:04:41,868 Mot, hear me out. 1324 01:04:41,870 --> 01:04:45,305 Our device is supposed to say pending or complete. 1325 01:04:45,307 --> 01:04:46,739 Right now it says dot dot dot. 1326 01:04:46,741 --> 01:04:48,308 I think that means we don't have to kill you. 1327 01:04:48,310 --> 01:04:51,411 Or it means it's broken and we're trapped here forever. 1328 01:04:51,413 --> 01:04:54,580 Mot, we can change the future just by being kind. 1329 01:04:54,582 --> 01:04:55,948 By being good to people. 1330 01:04:55,950 --> 01:05:00,053 By helping them feel free to be whoever they are. 1331 01:05:00,055 --> 01:05:01,120 I know what you're talking about. 1332 01:05:01,122 --> 01:05:02,655 I was at Madison Square Garden 1333 01:05:02,657 --> 01:05:04,924 and I started this let's go Rangers chant. 1334 01:05:04,926 --> 01:05:06,292 And I first it was only me, you know. 1335 01:05:06,294 --> 01:05:08,161 Let's go, Rangers. 1336 01:05:08,163 --> 01:05:11,497 But then a couple more people did it and then a couple more 1337 01:05:11,499 --> 01:05:13,032 and all of a sudden everyone was doing it. 1338 01:05:13,034 --> 01:05:14,934 Let's go, Rangers. 1339 01:05:14,936 --> 01:05:17,637 And I looked around and I was like I did this. 1340 01:05:17,639 --> 01:05:20,273 I made all these people happy, you know. 1341 01:05:20,275 --> 01:05:21,974 And it wasn't even a hockey game. 1342 01:05:21,976 --> 01:05:25,044 It was a Billy Joel concert. 1343 01:05:25,046 --> 01:05:25,878 See? 1344 01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:27,480 See what? 1345 01:05:27,482 --> 01:05:29,148 That guy's story. 1346 01:05:29,150 --> 01:05:32,785 People just wanna feel like they're okay. 1347 01:05:33,688 --> 01:05:34,587 Lilly. 1348 01:05:37,292 --> 01:05:38,358 You're okay. 1349 01:05:39,361 --> 01:05:40,259 Rob. 1350 01:05:41,262 --> 01:05:42,328 You're okay. 1351 01:05:43,164 --> 01:05:44,063 Mot. 1352 01:05:49,404 --> 01:05:50,470 You're okay. 1353 01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:56,642 You know inside yourself the right thing to do. 1354 01:06:01,449 --> 01:06:02,682 Lilly. 1355 01:06:02,684 --> 01:06:03,683 What are you doing? 1356 01:06:03,685 --> 01:06:05,017 I'm just trying to trust my instincts. 1357 01:06:05,019 --> 01:06:06,486 I was just explaining to you what was happening. 1358 01:06:06,488 --> 01:06:07,820 Yeah, but you told me that once it gets going, 1359 01:06:07,822 --> 01:06:09,389 it's better for everyone to just finish it. 1360 01:06:09,391 --> 01:06:10,556 We didn't have to kill her. 1361 01:06:10,558 --> 01:06:11,524 Yeah, but now we can leave. 1362 01:06:11,526 --> 01:06:12,425 Ah. 1363 01:06:14,629 --> 01:06:15,528 James? 1364 01:06:18,066 --> 01:06:18,965 Ah. 1365 01:06:22,070 --> 01:06:22,969 Ow. 1366 01:06:27,442 --> 01:06:28,374 I'm so sorry. 1367 01:06:28,376 --> 01:06:29,275 Sh. 1368 01:06:42,957 --> 01:06:44,123 Don't leave me. 1369 01:06:44,125 --> 01:06:45,758 I won't. 1370 01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:46,993 I'm here. 1371 01:06:50,765 --> 01:06:52,098 This is nice. 1372 01:06:53,935 --> 01:06:57,403 For $40 more dollars you get the balcony. 1373 01:07:00,942 --> 01:07:01,974 Here. 1374 01:07:01,976 --> 01:07:02,875 Read this. 1375 01:07:09,584 --> 01:07:11,884 No, read it out loud. 1376 01:07:11,886 --> 01:07:12,718 No, to me. 1377 01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:13,553 I'm dying. 1378 01:07:13,555 --> 01:07:14,387 Okay, okay. 1379 01:07:14,389 --> 01:07:15,288 Sh, sh. 1380 01:07:17,926 --> 01:07:21,794 Why did it take so long for me to get lenient? 1381 01:07:23,097 --> 01:07:24,363 What does it mean? 1382 01:07:24,365 --> 01:07:26,065 One life only? 1383 01:09:50,178 --> 01:09:51,711 Oh my god. 1384 01:09:51,713 --> 01:09:53,112 Water's perfect. 1385 01:09:54,315 --> 01:09:55,948 It's a little too salty though. 1386 01:09:55,950 --> 01:09:57,450 I don't like burning my eyes. 1387 01:09:57,452 --> 01:09:58,951 Ah, that's awful. 1388 01:10:00,922 --> 01:10:02,321 Oh, I shouldn't. 1389 01:10:06,561 --> 01:10:07,793 You still sad? 1390 01:10:08,663 --> 01:10:09,495 Yeah. 1391 01:10:09,497 --> 01:10:10,896 What happened? 1392 01:10:11,933 --> 01:10:13,733 Just killed everybody I ever loved. 1393 01:10:13,735 --> 01:10:14,634 Yikes. 1394 01:10:15,637 --> 01:10:16,535 Now what? 1395 01:10:19,741 --> 01:10:21,540 I don't know. 1396 01:10:21,542 --> 01:10:22,375 Come on. 1397 01:10:22,377 --> 01:10:23,209 You need a swim. 1398 01:10:23,211 --> 01:10:24,043 Let's go. 1399 01:10:24,045 --> 01:10:24,877 Come on. 1400 01:10:24,879 --> 01:10:26,679 In the water, buddy. 1401 01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:28,481 Beautiful friendship. 1402 01:10:30,785 --> 01:10:32,518 I have a time traveling question. 1403 01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:33,419 Yeah. 1404 01:10:33,421 --> 01:10:35,855 Why didn't you kill Hitler? 1405 01:10:35,857 --> 01:10:36,689 We did. 1406 01:10:36,691 --> 01:10:38,024 We killed Hitler like 400 times. 1407 01:10:38,026 --> 01:10:38,858 I don't know. 1408 01:10:38,860 --> 01:10:40,259 There's still a Hitler. 1409 01:10:40,261 --> 01:10:43,562 Yeah well the person who does whatever Hitler does, 1410 01:10:43,564 --> 01:10:45,665 kind of keeps coming up. 1411 01:10:45,667 --> 01:10:49,635 It's like at school when the bad kid was absent, 1412 01:10:49,637 --> 01:10:53,205 someone else would step up and be bad. 1413 01:10:53,207 --> 01:10:55,374 God, that's depressing. 1414 01:10:57,278 --> 01:10:59,378 Hey, why don't you just go back in time 1415 01:10:59,380 --> 01:11:01,514 and save your friends? 1416 01:11:01,516 --> 01:11:03,749 If we redo a mission, we die. 1417 01:11:03,751 --> 01:11:04,917 Why? 1418 01:11:06,354 --> 01:11:09,822 Well, think of it like you're on a roller coaster. 1419 01:11:09,824 --> 01:11:11,891 You wanna go back to the beginning of the roller coaster. 1420 01:11:11,893 --> 01:11:15,294 You can but you take some of the track with you, 1421 01:11:15,296 --> 01:11:17,563 so that when you get back to that point of the track, 1422 01:11:17,565 --> 01:11:19,198 you fall off then you die. 1423 01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:20,833 Oh, you take the track with you. 1424 01:11:20,835 --> 01:11:22,134 Yeah. 1425 01:11:22,136 --> 01:11:24,135 Yeah actually you know, 1426 01:11:24,137 --> 01:11:26,137 my favorite part of a roller coaster is always the ascent 1427 01:11:26,140 --> 01:11:28,040 'cause that's the only time you can talk 1428 01:11:28,042 --> 01:11:29,542 to the people around you. 1429 01:11:29,544 --> 01:11:33,913 The rest of it's just screaming, puking, and barfing. 1430 01:11:33,915 --> 01:11:37,583 Hey, see how long I can hold my breath for. 1431 01:11:45,093 --> 01:11:46,458 Where you going? 1432 01:11:46,460 --> 01:11:47,826 I gotta go talk to other people on the ride. 1433 01:11:47,829 --> 01:11:49,662 There's no roller coasters in Cozumel. 1434 01:11:49,664 --> 01:11:52,098 No, remember the metaphor we were just talking about? 1435 01:11:52,100 --> 01:11:53,065 You're going back in time? 1436 01:11:53,067 --> 01:11:53,899 Yeah. 1437 01:11:53,901 --> 01:11:54,734 Take me with you. 1438 01:11:54,736 --> 01:11:55,568 Why? 1439 01:11:55,570 --> 01:11:58,103 I lost my wallet. 1440 01:11:58,105 --> 01:12:00,639 Where's the last place you remember having it? 1441 01:12:02,710 --> 01:12:04,710 But now it's all wet. 1442 01:12:05,980 --> 01:12:08,180 You're a good person, James. 1443 01:12:40,782 --> 01:12:41,614 Hey. 1444 01:12:41,616 --> 01:12:42,448 Hey. 1445 01:12:42,450 --> 01:12:43,282 Great work. 1446 01:12:43,284 --> 01:12:44,116 Oh, thank you, sir. 1447 01:12:44,118 --> 01:12:45,584 This might not make sense, 1448 01:12:45,586 --> 01:12:47,052 but take your wallet out of your pants 1449 01:12:47,054 --> 01:12:48,521 before you go swimming in Cozumel. 1450 01:12:48,523 --> 01:12:49,421 Okay. 1451 01:12:52,593 --> 01:12:54,493 Did you get the ice? 1452 01:12:59,667 --> 01:13:01,300 You look different. 1453 01:13:08,276 --> 01:13:11,510 I got you some Dramamine and an egg. 1454 01:13:14,148 --> 01:13:17,283 Mot, I'm redoing this mission. 1455 01:13:17,285 --> 01:13:19,051 Already, what happened? 1456 01:13:19,053 --> 01:13:22,221 No, I mean, I already restarted it. 1457 01:13:23,024 --> 01:13:24,190 James, why? 1458 01:13:30,765 --> 01:13:32,298 Is this my blood? 1459 01:13:32,300 --> 01:13:33,499 Yeah. 1460 01:13:33,501 --> 01:13:34,567 Did I die? 1461 01:13:35,469 --> 01:13:36,836 Yes. 1462 01:13:36,838 --> 01:13:38,737 How did I die? 1463 01:13:40,308 --> 01:13:42,074 A tiny knife. 1464 01:13:42,076 --> 01:13:42,975 Lame. 1465 01:13:45,646 --> 01:13:48,047 So you came back to save me. 1466 01:13:52,353 --> 01:13:55,521 I came back to teach you something. 1467 01:14:00,094 --> 01:14:02,328 Okay, what's the lesson? 1468 01:14:05,132 --> 01:14:07,800 We don't have to kill people. 1469 01:14:09,170 --> 01:14:13,806 We can make them change through kindness and attention. 1470 01:14:16,110 --> 01:14:18,744 Wow, that sounds really weak. 1471 01:14:18,746 --> 01:14:19,645 I know. 1472 01:14:21,482 --> 01:14:23,883 I got part of the way there, 1473 01:14:25,753 --> 01:14:27,987 but then it went bad. 1474 01:14:27,989 --> 01:14:29,054 How? 1475 01:14:32,426 --> 01:14:34,226 It's not important. 1476 01:14:37,298 --> 01:14:39,098 It's good to see you. 1477 01:14:55,683 --> 01:14:57,950 Do you have a second to talk? 1478 01:14:57,952 --> 01:14:59,218 Hi. 1479 01:14:59,220 --> 01:15:00,052 Lilly. 1480 01:15:00,054 --> 01:15:01,553 Nice to meet you. 1481 01:16:09,523 --> 01:16:11,857 You do good work. 1482 01:16:11,859 --> 01:16:13,659 Had a good teacher. 1483 01:16:15,596 --> 01:16:17,779 Here. 1484 01:16:17,781 --> 01:16:19,965 This is yours, but I wrote you something. 1485 01:16:47,928 --> 01:16:50,596 So what are you gonna do now? 1486 01:16:53,167 --> 01:16:55,467 Enjoy the cruise I guess. 1487 01:18:19,353 --> 01:18:23,088 They really didn't leave any color behind. 1488 01:18:28,062 --> 01:18:31,830 Yeah, I'm just trying to find a way to enjoy these. 1489 01:18:31,832 --> 01:18:34,099 These aren't real paintings. 1490 01:18:34,101 --> 01:18:37,669 These are prints that some computer puts paint on top of 1491 01:18:37,671 --> 01:18:39,037 to make them seem real. 1492 01:18:39,039 --> 01:18:41,106 It's capitalism at work. 1493 01:18:43,277 --> 01:18:44,376 Well, now I can not like them 1494 01:18:44,378 --> 01:18:45,944 and not feel bad for the artist. 1495 01:18:45,946 --> 01:18:48,614 It's just computers somewhere. 1496 01:18:48,616 --> 01:18:50,282 It's a relief. 1497 01:18:50,284 --> 01:18:52,684 No, that's a leather-graft. 1498 01:18:53,554 --> 01:18:54,386 Guitar joke. 1499 01:18:54,388 --> 01:18:55,587 It's very good. 1500 01:18:55,589 --> 01:18:56,655 Thank you. 1501 01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:02,161 Well, enjoy trying to enjoy them. 1502 01:19:03,197 --> 01:19:04,096 Will do. 1503 01:20:10,264 --> 01:20:11,697 There they are. 1504 01:20:11,699 --> 01:20:13,031 You see this? 1505 01:20:15,002 --> 01:20:17,436 You know, she was my mentor for awhile. 1506 01:20:17,438 --> 01:20:18,537 She really that good? 1507 01:20:18,539 --> 01:20:20,071 Oh yeah. 1508 01:20:20,073 --> 01:20:21,606 People just instantly connected to her. 1509 01:20:21,609 --> 01:20:23,442 She hates boats. 1510 01:20:23,444 --> 01:20:24,343 Boats? 1511 01:20:26,180 --> 01:20:27,179 For me, it's spiders. 1512 01:20:27,181 --> 01:20:28,080 Yeah? 1513 01:20:28,082 --> 01:20:29,448 They move so quick 1514 01:20:29,450 --> 01:20:31,984 and nothing should have that many legs. 1515 01:20:31,986 --> 01:20:33,452 Good point. 1516 01:20:33,454 --> 01:20:37,356 All right, let's go meet David and Leah Boule. 1517 01:20:41,028 --> 01:20:43,195 Are you really afraid of spiders? 1518 01:20:43,197 --> 01:20:45,864 Yeah, they're terrifying. 1519 01:21:54,835 --> 01:21:56,068 New? 1520 01:21:56,070 --> 01:21:57,302 Ready for pie? 1521 01:21:59,506 --> 01:22:00,339 What? 1522 01:22:00,341 --> 01:22:01,206 I said ready for pie. 1523 01:22:01,208 --> 01:22:03,608 You better hurry if you want pie. 1524 01:22:03,610 --> 01:22:04,443 Pie? 1525 01:22:04,445 --> 01:22:05,277 Pie, sir. 1526 01:22:05,279 --> 01:22:06,111 Key lime pie. 1527 01:22:06,113 --> 01:22:07,012 It's holly bistro. 1528 01:22:07,014 --> 01:22:07,913 It's pastry stroll. 1529 01:22:07,915 --> 01:22:09,448 It's very real. 1530 01:22:09,450 --> 01:22:11,216 We just stopped ashore at Key West 1531 01:22:11,218 --> 01:22:13,952 and everyone's hungrily in search of pie. 1532 01:22:21,428 --> 01:22:24,062 I could get some pie. 89827