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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,574 --> 00:00:11,359 SAMMY: My family used to be just me and my mom. 2 00:00:11,402 --> 00:00:13,448 [doorbell rings] Until one day the doorbell rang. 3 00:00:13,491 --> 00:00:16,277 It was my mom's sister Aunt Lizzie... 4 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:17,539 Hi there!Jackie, it is us! 5 00:00:17,582 --> 00:00:19,671 ...her husband Tío Javi, and Luis. 6 00:00:19,715 --> 00:00:21,630 Who is Luis, you ask? 7 00:00:21,673 --> 00:00:22,848 Luis is my assistant, my driver, 8 00:00:22,892 --> 00:00:24,807 but more importantly, my friend. 9 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:27,636 SAMMY: Tío Javi messed up and lost all his money, 10 00:00:27,679 --> 00:00:29,638 so he and Aunt Lizzie had to move in with us, 11 00:00:29,681 --> 00:00:32,336 which is great because now the house is loud and busy and fun, 12 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:34,817 and I hope it stays that way. 13 00:00:34,860 --> 00:00:37,080 JACKIE: Sammy, get ready for school! 14 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:38,255 You overslept! 15 00:00:38,299 --> 00:00:39,996 SAMMY:Why didn't youwake me up earlier?! 16 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,911 Because Ioverslept! 17 00:00:41,954 --> 00:00:45,132 Lizzie, that food is for people. 18 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:47,699 Bijou thinks she's a person. 19 00:00:47,743 --> 00:00:51,181 Well, she's the only person that pees in the backyard. 20 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:53,575 Jackie, please be more sensitive. 21 00:00:53,618 --> 00:00:55,055 It has been very hard on Bijou 22 00:00:55,098 --> 00:00:57,448 since Javier's father cut us off financially. 23 00:00:59,755 --> 00:01:02,671 Seriously? It's hard on Bijou? 24 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:04,194 Well, your sisterprojects onto the dog 25 00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:05,674 when she'sfeeling emotional. 26 00:01:05,717 --> 00:01:07,806 That is why Bijou and Iwent to couples therapy 27 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:09,721 in Vienna. 28 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:12,855 The more you explain your life,the less I understand it. 29 00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:16,424 Where's the instant oatmeal? 30 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:18,730 Oh, I was feeling peckish last night and finished it. 31 00:01:18,774 --> 00:01:19,949 But don't worry, I already put it 32 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:22,430 on the grocery list. Luis. 33 00:01:22,473 --> 00:01:24,693 Take a picture of me with the grocery list 34 00:01:24,736 --> 00:01:27,217 and send it to mi papá.Because...? 35 00:01:27,261 --> 00:01:29,350 Because I want to show him how responsible I've become. 36 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:31,656 Perhaps it will inspire him to give me my money back. 37 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:32,831 Do you think that'll work? 38 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:34,790 Anything is possible. 39 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:37,662 Though some things are less possible than others. 40 00:01:37,706 --> 00:01:39,273 Oh, good morning, Sammy. 41 00:01:39,316 --> 00:01:41,013 Good morning.Good morning, sleepyhead. 42 00:01:41,057 --> 00:01:42,319 Morning, Mom. 43 00:01:42,363 --> 00:01:45,931 Sweetie, I knowyou were looking forward to it, 44 00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:48,282 but your dad's not gonna be ableto take you to Six Flags 45 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:49,326 this weekend. 46 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:51,154 But he promised. 47 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:52,721 JACKIE:I know. I'm sorry. 48 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:55,854 Sammy, how about if I take you instead? 49 00:01:55,898 --> 00:01:59,684 Really? Tío Javi, you're the best. 50 00:01:59,728 --> 00:02:01,382 Mm, I do have my moments. 51 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:03,688 Sammy, go put on your shoes. 52 00:02:03,732 --> 00:02:05,299 We're gonna go to Trader Joe's 53 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:07,214 and get free samples for breakfast. 54 00:02:09,303 --> 00:02:13,045 I am so excitedto take him to Six Flags. 55 00:02:13,089 --> 00:02:15,091 I just have one question. 56 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,745 What is Six Flags? 57 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:20,183 It's a really expensive amusement park. 58 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:21,576 Ooh. 59 00:02:21,619 --> 00:02:22,968 Dude, where are you gonna get the money 60 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:24,318 to take Sammy there? 61 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:27,190 Well, I was hopingyou had a jar with, with money, 62 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:29,236 for surprisefun things? 63 00:02:29,279 --> 00:02:32,630 I do. And this month I used the fun jar 64 00:02:32,674 --> 00:02:34,284 to pay fun bills. 65 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:38,332 Just so you know, Bijou hates it when you're sarcastic. 66 00:02:40,464 --> 00:02:43,554 Look, I already have one child. 67 00:02:43,598 --> 00:02:45,208 And I don't need two more. 68 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:47,471 If you guys are gonna live here,you're gonna have to contribute. 69 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:49,343 [both chuckling] 70 00:02:49,386 --> 00:02:51,649 And where do you think we'regonna find the money to do that? 71 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:53,042 Get jobs! 72 00:02:58,308 --> 00:03:01,703 Well, all right.We've avoided it long enough. 73 00:03:01,746 --> 00:03:03,835 We have to contribute. The three of us live here, 74 00:03:03,879 --> 00:03:05,185 so we should allget jobs. 75 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:08,231 Actually, I don't live here. 76 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:11,147 I have my own apartment, and I already have a job: 77 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,801 assisting you. 78 00:03:12,844 --> 00:03:15,064 Ah, yes. Sometimes I forget that our friendship, 79 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:18,067 as deep as it runs, it is paid for by mi papá. 80 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:20,939 It makes almost no difference at all. 81 00:03:20,983 --> 00:03:22,680 Agreed. 82 00:03:22,724 --> 00:03:24,595 Well, the good news is, we only have to find twojobs. 83 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:26,684 [sighs]Well, I don't even knowwhere to start. 84 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:28,295 Well, start by asking yourself, 85 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:30,166 what is somethingyou love? 86 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:33,430 I love not having a job. 87 00:03:33,474 --> 00:03:36,607 There may not be much money in that. 88 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:38,261 I know it's hard for you, mi amor, 89 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:39,349 but it could be worse. 90 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:41,090 Luis could nothave a job. 91 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:44,049 Oh, I'm sure I would find something. 92 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:46,791 It's okay, I've worked before and I'll work again. 93 00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:48,793 As it says on my vision board, 94 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:51,100 "Reach for a star, put it in your pocket, 95 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:52,928 [crying]: and shine." 96 00:03:52,971 --> 00:03:55,844 Shine on, my love! 97 00:03:57,715 --> 00:03:59,935 Luis, I'm starting to get excited about getting a job. 98 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:01,545 Besides helping out in the house, 99 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:03,547 I will have money to take Sammy 100 00:04:03,591 --> 00:04:06,202 to the very expensive amusement park. [whoops] 101 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:09,205 But what to do? What to do? 102 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,859 A wise man once said, 103 00:04:10,902 --> 00:04:12,817 "You should findsomething you love." 104 00:04:12,861 --> 00:04:15,037 It was me. 105 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:19,868 Well, I love travel. Music. People. 106 00:04:19,911 --> 00:04:22,914 I knowthe perfect job for you. 107 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:26,701 Excuse me, who are you? 108 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:28,572 I'm your driver. 109 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:29,660 And who's he? 110 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:31,923 Oh, he's mydriver. 111 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:34,839 I used to be very rich, lost all my money, long story. 112 00:04:34,883 --> 00:04:35,884 [chuckles]: Anyway, 113 00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:38,408 I am here with mintsand conversation 114 00:04:38,452 --> 00:04:41,281 to make your rideshareexperience special. 115 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:43,283 Now where are you going? 116 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:45,241 Um, Santa Monica, but I... 117 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,112 Not the location.I know that from the app. 118 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:51,073 I mean, where you dream of going in life. 119 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:53,423 Luis, please drivewhile I get to know this, uh... 120 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:55,991 Doug Muriera. 121 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,306 Dude. 122 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:08,525 You are literally breathing down my neck. 123 00:05:08,569 --> 00:05:10,310 I need to make sure you're not overpouring. 124 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:13,008 Whether you like it or not, I'm the manager here now. 125 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:14,096 And we're going through bottles 126 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:15,532 like this is a really popular bar. 127 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:16,620 Look around. 128 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:18,970 It's not. 129 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:22,322 Is this coming from youor your mommy? 130 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:23,453 From her. 131 00:05:23,497 --> 00:05:26,195 But in her capacity as owner, not mommy. 132 00:05:26,238 --> 00:05:27,327 All right? 133 00:05:29,938 --> 00:05:31,983 Just so you know, 134 00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:36,205 overpouring's the only reason people come here. 135 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:39,382 Thank you, Keith. 136 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:41,384 Luis, what are you doing here? 137 00:05:41,428 --> 00:05:43,560 I thought you were working with Javier.I was. 138 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:46,346 And things were great when our passenger was a man. 139 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:48,652 You must propose to her right away, Doug Muriera, 140 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:50,524 or you will regret it forever. 141 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:51,525 Mm-hmm. 142 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:53,701 [both laugh] 143 00:05:53,744 --> 00:05:55,224 But when it was a woman... 144 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:56,704 Hello, Monique. 145 00:05:56,747 --> 00:05:59,750 Get ready for the rideof your life. 146 00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:06,714 Apparently, in America a woman is leery 147 00:06:06,757 --> 00:06:09,412 about getting into a car with two strange men. 148 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:11,109 Is it different in Mexico? 149 00:06:11,153 --> 00:06:13,242 Not really. 150 00:06:13,285 --> 00:06:15,853 Jackie! Luis! Guess what happened. 151 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:17,377 You got a job? 152 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:20,249 This game's not fun when you guess right. 153 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:22,947 Anyway, I was feeling a little down, so, 154 00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:24,471 as one does, I went to go touch 155 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:26,908 this season's new handbags at Neiman Marcus. 156 00:06:26,951 --> 00:06:28,257 And while I was there, 157 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:29,563 I stopped a short-waisted woman 158 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:30,912 from buying a boatneck top 159 00:06:30,955 --> 00:06:33,088 and directed her to a more flattering shape. 160 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:34,350 A drop waist jumper. 161 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,438 Exactly, Luis. 162 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:37,527 Anyway, 163 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:40,095 the store manager saw this, and we got to talking, 164 00:06:40,138 --> 00:06:42,880 and he offered me a job as a personal shopper! 165 00:06:42,924 --> 00:06:46,406 My Grandma Rose ismy personal shopper. 166 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:48,451 I believe you. 167 00:06:51,106 --> 00:06:53,848 That is great, Lizzie. 168 00:06:53,891 --> 00:06:55,589 Agreed. Javier will be so proud 169 00:06:55,632 --> 00:06:57,460 of his hardworking wife.Whoa. 170 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,593 You're not single? 171 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:01,986 I thought we were vibing. 172 00:07:03,988 --> 00:07:05,903 And what's great, Jackie? 173 00:07:05,947 --> 00:07:07,949 It's not just any job. 174 00:07:07,992 --> 00:07:09,603 It's important work. 175 00:07:09,646 --> 00:07:11,082 Life-changing work. 176 00:07:11,126 --> 00:07:14,042 You might get a Nobel Prize for shopping. 177 00:07:14,085 --> 00:07:16,871 I'm transforming people into who they want to be 178 00:07:16,914 --> 00:07:19,917 and sometimes who they don't even know they are. 179 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:23,617 It's like you're the Mother Teresa of retail. 180 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:29,318 Seriously, do you have to dump on everything I do? 181 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,496 What's wrong with her? I was just joking. 182 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:35,542 Do you want to hear what you want to hear, 183 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:37,021 or do you want to hear the truth? 184 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:40,503 The truth. But say it in a way that I want to hear. 185 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,158 Sometimes you do not see 186 00:07:43,201 --> 00:07:44,899 the strides Elizabeth is making. 187 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:46,770 Things have been difficult for her. 188 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:48,468 It is hard to have 189 00:07:48,511 --> 00:07:50,818 the rug pulled out from under you. 190 00:07:52,776 --> 00:07:54,952 And I realizethe strides you've made, 191 00:07:54,996 --> 00:07:57,477 how difficult things have been for you. 192 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,566 Something about a rug. 193 00:07:59,609 --> 00:08:01,306 And I just 194 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:04,962 want you to know how proud I amof you for getting a job. 195 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:06,442 Really? 196 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,444 Really. 197 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,359 Thank you. 198 00:08:10,402 --> 00:08:13,362 I mean, it's pretty much the perfect job for me. [laughs] 199 00:08:13,405 --> 00:08:15,973 As a personal shopper, I study my client, 200 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:18,846 get a sense of their style, and then pick out clothes 201 00:08:18,889 --> 00:08:20,587 that scream, "Hello, world. 202 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:23,981 I've grabbed a star and put it in my pocket." 203 00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:26,593 Good for you. 204 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:28,333 In fact... 205 00:08:28,377 --> 00:08:30,640 What? 206 00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:32,207 Lizzie, no. 207 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,774 Absolutely not. 208 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:35,471 I didn't say anything. 209 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,647 You want to play dress-up on me like we did when we were kids. 210 00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:39,170 You can try on all the tall people clothes 211 00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:40,302 that I can't wear. [chuckles] 212 00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:42,043 Oh, not that I don't appreciate 213 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:45,481 the hillbilly chic thingyou have. 214 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,179 I don't know, Lizzie. 215 00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:49,441 Oh, come on. 216 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:52,227 You were so mean to me before. 217 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:56,057 Okay, but nothing too ridiculous. 218 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:57,319 [gasps] Don't worry. 219 00:08:57,362 --> 00:08:58,712 It'll be the perfect amount of ridiculous. 220 00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:20,864 Gracias. 221 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:50,764 Bueno. 222 00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:14,744 So, what do you think? 223 00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:17,660 Damn, I look good. 224 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,706 [laughs]Oh, my God. 225 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:22,360 Did they add three extra zeroesto this by mistake? 226 00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:23,927 They did not. 227 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,755 Aah! I have to get out of these clothes. 228 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:27,365 I'm afraid I'm gonna sweat in them. 229 00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:29,280 Oh! Not before you try on the hat. 230 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:31,456 It will really tie the whole look together. 231 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:34,068 [chuckles]: Lizzie, no. I will look like a pimp. 232 00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:36,592 Ah, the cutest pimp in Reseda. 233 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,638 Lizzie, no.[laughs] 234 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,380 Lizzie!WOMAN:Henry? 235 00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:43,947 Darling, wait downstairs,I need to shop 236 00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:45,688 just a little more.No. 237 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,081 No, no, no, no, no, 238 00:10:47,124 --> 00:10:48,430 no, no, no, no. 239 00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:50,040 No! 240 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:52,216 It's my friend Roberta Myles. 241 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:53,653 This is a disaster. 242 00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:55,263 I thought you just said she was your friend. 243 00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:57,657 I didn't say she was a friend I liked. 244 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,616 If she sees I've been forced totake a job here, it would just 245 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:01,878 be so embarrassing.Why? 246 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,445 [stammers]Okay, hurry. 247 00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:05,142 I-If she comes in here, I need you to pretend like 248 00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:06,448 you're the personal shopper 249 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,015 and I'm the customer.Lizzie, no. 250 00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:09,799 I don't know anything about shopping. 251 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,018 I buy my clothes at the Quickmart 252 00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:12,715 attached to the gas station. 253 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:15,370 Just tell me why that would look good on me.Um... 254 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:17,894 This dress would be darling on you. 255 00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:20,505 It's got two sleeves 256 00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:25,510 and it has a, a fancy holeto put your fancy head through. 257 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,338 And, uh, what sort of shoes 258 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,079 would you recommend to go with this? 259 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:31,908 Boatneck shoes, of course. 260 00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:33,823 WOMAN:Hello? 261 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,869 Is there a personal shopper here?Hide me. 262 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,740 Oh-- Lizzie, no. 263 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,437 No-- no. 264 00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:41,526 Do you have 265 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,093 the green Versace dress that's on the mannequin? 266 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,616 In a size zero. 267 00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,618 Size zero? Oh, that sounds really unhealthy. 268 00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:48,185 You should probably eat something. 269 00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:50,753 Uh, we actually dohave that dress, 270 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:53,190 and it would lookfantastic on you. 271 00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,018 I'll have it sent up. 272 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,890 Just continue to browse. 273 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,590 [both laugh] 274 00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,551 It wasn't Roberta, thank God. 275 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:08,771 I can't believe that you just did all that 276 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,904 just so no one would know you have a job. 277 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:13,080 You have no idea how gossip spreads. 278 00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,864 We just need to keep up appearances 279 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,866 so Javi and I can step back into our real lives 280 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:19,260 with minimal damage once we get our money back. 281 00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:22,089 So, this isn't real life? 282 00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:24,091 Well, I mean, you know what I mean. 283 00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:26,267 I just want things the way they were. 284 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,095 Oh, come on. 285 00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:30,750 I mean, you can understand that, right? 286 00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:33,970 Yeah, I can. 287 00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:41,586 I was gonna change, I was just trying to make a point. 288 00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:49,290 [Javier and Sammy shouting] 289 00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:53,903 We're headed for water. Now, Luis, now. 290 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:59,082 [grunts] 291 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:05,088 Incredible, Sammy. 292 00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:08,570 And this cardboard thing you invented, they're genius. 293 00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:10,137 Well, I didn't invent them. 294 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,791 I learned how to make them on YouTube. 295 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,489 Your only flaw is your modesty. 296 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:16,143 Anyway, 297 00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,972 who needs or can afford Six Flags? 298 00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:20,495 I felt like I was actually aboard 299 00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:22,932 the Goliath roller coaster in Holland. 300 00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,455 I've never been to Holland. 301 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,544 Not even during tulip season? 302 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:30,157 As soon as I get my money, we are going. 303 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,593 Going where? 304 00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,116 To Holland to rideroller coasters. 305 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,988 Yeah.Of course. Perfect.Sammy, get your homework. 306 00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,641 You're going to the bar with me tonight. 307 00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:39,427 Aw, can't I stay with Tío Javi?Of course. 308 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:40,384 No. 309 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,177 If you don't mind me asking... 310 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:52,005 I do. I have boundaries. 311 00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:55,704 Apologies, rhetorical device. Iwas trained in classical debate. 312 00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,140 Why can't he stay with me? 313 00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:58,707 Because I am his mom. 314 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,317 But I'm here now and I can help you. 315 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:01,971 Yeah, but we can't rely on that. 316 00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:04,800 Sammy has to live in the real world. 317 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,106 I don't want himthinking that life 318 00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:08,412 is about someone waiting on you hand and foot. 319 00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:09,631 Iced macchiato? 320 00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,720 Thank you, Luis. 321 00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:14,679 Sammy is comingto the bar with me. 322 00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,333 I want him to learn now that there's no such thing 323 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,900 as a free lunch. 324 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:21,295 I packed you a small charcuterieplate for your shift. 325 00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,340 Perfect. Thank you. 326 00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:27,083 ELIZABETH: Some more egg and avocado? 327 00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:29,564 JAVIER:Oh, yes. Thank you so very much. 328 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:37,572 Thank God Luis knows how to whip up face masks. 329 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:41,228 I swear, Reseda deposits dirt directly into my pores. 330 00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:42,751 [sighs] 331 00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,057 We should've had them lasered shut in Zurich 332 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,102 when we had the chance. [laughs] 333 00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:49,149 [weak laugh]Yeah. 334 00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,238 I know, you're right. 335 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,240 I need to think on the bright side. 336 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,155 Like you always say, it could be worse. 337 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:57,505 Could it, though? 338 00:14:58,636 --> 00:14:59,899 What's wrong, Javi? 339 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:03,728 It's just that lifeas a rideshare driver 340 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,426 isn't always that fulfilling. 341 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,471 But what gets me through the boring part of driving-- 342 00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:09,125 when my customers will connect 343 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,954 to my iPhone charger and not to me-- 344 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:15,044 is knowing that I would getto spend time with Sammy after. 345 00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,351 I never knewthat having a kid 346 00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:20,963 in my life would meanso much to me. 347 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,748 [mumbling]: But Jackie doesn't want me to spend time with him 348 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:28,492 because she says that I amunreliable and a bad influence. 349 00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:32,496 [mumbling]: Stop it. You are a wonderful influence. 350 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:37,240 Am I? I haven't exactly lived a very responsible life. 351 00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:40,069 That is not what this is about. 352 00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:43,246 She is mad at me, not you. 353 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,596 We got into a fight earlier. 354 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,599 She'd rather take her son to a bar on a school night 355 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,079 than leave him alone with me. 356 00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:51,776 That's not about you. 357 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:54,779 Wait. Where are you going? 358 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:57,957 To wash off this mask and talk to my sister. 359 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,741 No. 360 00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:01,656 Not for three more minutes. 361 00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:10,360 Hey. Jackie. 362 00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,275 Your kid's up in my office doing homework. 363 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,624 I'm sorry, Derek. I know you have 364 00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:16,888 a strict no work policy in your office. 365 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:22,024 Oh, yeah? Well, I know you got a strict smart-mouth policy 366 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,678 in the bar area. 367 00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:26,637 Boom. If you're looking for the mic, 368 00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:29,553 it's on the floor where I dropped it. 369 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:36,125 There's only one wayto get back at him, Jackie. 370 00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,171 Marry me. 371 00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:43,350 Keith, you're too good for me. 372 00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:45,308 I get it. 373 00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:46,744 You're pissed at me for being embarrassed 374 00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:48,529 about my circumstances. Fine. 375 00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,400 But do not take it outon Javier. 376 00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:53,142 He thinks you don't want him to spend time with Sammy. 377 00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:54,361 I don't. 378 00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:57,581 Why not? I mean, he's completely reliable. 379 00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,583 Yes, he bought fur coats for his horses, 380 00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:02,238 but he's the best man I know. 381 00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:03,718 I mean, he's kind, 382 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:06,068 optimistic, caring. 383 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,505 Yeah, no kidding. He's also super fun. 384 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:11,030 Exactly. So what's the problem? 385 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,032 Sammy already loves him. 386 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,077 And like you said, you guys are gonna go back 387 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,906 to the way you were and leave us behind. 388 00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:19,908 What am I supposed to tell Sammy? 389 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:22,345 His dad already lets him down enough. 390 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:26,654 Jackie, I didn't mean it like that. 391 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:29,265 I'm not gonnaleave you behind. 392 00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:33,878 We're staying in each other's lives, for Sammy and for me. 393 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:36,751 Please. You're embarrassed by me. 394 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,361 It's not you. 395 00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,929 It's just everything you represent. 396 00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,671 Is that all? 397 00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:47,109 I mean, the feeling I had living here, 398 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:50,591 like never being enough, always feeling inferior. 399 00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,767 That's what I was trying to leave behind. 400 00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:56,205 But I left behind too much. 401 00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:57,815 I mean,these past few weeks, 402 00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,643 getting to hang out with you, 403 00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:01,819 I just realized how much I missed you. 404 00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,431 I missed you, too. 405 00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:07,216 And that's why it hurt me so much, 406 00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,871 the thought of you just disappearing again. 407 00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:11,916 Well, I won't. 408 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,309 I mean,do you know low long 409 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,746 it's been since I laughed like we did at Neiman's? 410 00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,096 [both chuckle] 411 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,185 I'm not giving that up for anything. 412 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,361 And what if you got all your money back? 413 00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:24,320 Well, I'm not giving that up for almost anything. 414 00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:33,373 Tub talk? 415 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,549 [both scream] 416 00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:36,941 What are you doing, hiding in my bathroom?Sorry... 417 00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:39,248 Bad timing. I thoughtyou'd brush your teeth first. 418 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,250 It's just that your sister told me this was a place 419 00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:43,078 where you used to have special talks. 420 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,906 Well, make it fast, please. 421 00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:48,127 Okay, yes. Okay.Okay, well, um... 422 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,954 I talked to Elizabeth, andI understand why you were upset 423 00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,434 and why you didn't want me spending 424 00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:52,914 so much time with Sammy. 425 00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:55,960 Just know that I willalways respect your wishes. 426 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,962 Wish number one: that I get to pee soon. 427 00:18:58,006 --> 00:18:59,268 Understood. 428 00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:01,792 But wait. 429 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:05,187 Sammy loves spending time with you. 430 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,668 And he says that you inspire him. 431 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,409 Oh, he inspires me, too. 432 00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,150 Until yesterday, I had never 433 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:14,196 put Flamin' Hot Cheetos in a sandwich. 434 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,719 So good, right? 435 00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:18,287 Oh, the crunch, the heat, incredible. 436 00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:22,335 Sammy's lucky to have you. 437 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:26,077 Especially 'cause his dad lets him down all the time. 438 00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:28,079 Thank you. 439 00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:30,169 And if I might offer one piece of advice? 440 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,735 Uh, next time, maybe don't 441 00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,259 tell him that his father is coming. 442 00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:35,130 That way, he won't be disappointed. 443 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:38,351 And if he does show up,it'll be a delightful surprise. 444 00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:41,919 I guess there's just a part of me that wants Sammy to know 445 00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:44,139 that his dad is a total jerk. 446 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,402 I completely understand. 447 00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:49,057 But isn't that about you, not him? 448 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,842 Yeah. 449 00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:53,279 You're right. 450 00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:56,325 Now get the hellout of the bathroom. 451 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,024 [sighs] 452 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,243 [screams] 453 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,941 Perhaps I could leave as well? 454 00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:08,163 Hello, I'm Javier,I am your driver. 455 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,991 Who is he? 456 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:12,080 I am hisdriver. 457 00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:13,255 And who is he? 458 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,779 I'm Sammy. 459 00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:17,346 My nephew. 460 00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,653 And one of the most fascinatingpeople you will ever meet. 461 00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:21,568 And he has a question for you. 462 00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:25,833 Tell me, Mario Jones. 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