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So how was Joan?
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Broke up with her.
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Oh, why?
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Don't tell me.
Because of the big nostril thing?
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They were huge!
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When she sneezed,
bats flew out of them.
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They were not that huge.
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I'm telling you, she leaned back,
I could see her brain.
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How many women will you reject...
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...over superficial,
insignificant things
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Hold it. I gotta side
with Chandler on this one.
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When I first moved here,
I went out with this girl.
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Really hot. Great kisser...
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...but she had the biggest
Adam's apple.
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Drove me nuts.
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-You or me?
-I got it.
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Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.
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You guys are messing with me, right?
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Yeah. We are!
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That's a good one.
For a second there, I was like, whoa!
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The One Where Heckles Dies
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You name one woman that you broke up
with for an actual real reason.
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Maureen Rasillo.
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Because she doesn't hate Yanni
is not a real reason.
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Hello, Mr. Heckles.
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You're doing it again.
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We're not doing anything.
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You're stomping.
It's disturbing my birds.
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You don't have birds.
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I could have birds.
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We'll try to keep it down.
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Thank you.
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I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.
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All right, bye-bye.
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Okay, Janice.
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Give me Janice.
That wasn't about being picky.
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We'll give you Janice.
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I miss Janice, though.
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Hello, Chandler Bing!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, Chandler!
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Now! Now!
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That's it.
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There! Faster!
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Stop with the broom!
We're not making noise!
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We won.
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We did it!
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Mr. Heckles!
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-How did this happen?
-He was sweeping.
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They found a broom in his hand.
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-That's terrible.
-I know.
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I was sweeping yesterday.
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It could've been me.
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Sweeping. You never know.
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Never know.
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It's very faint, but I can
still sense him in the building.
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Go into the light, Mr. Heckles!
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Okay, Phoebe.
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I'm sorry,
but sometimes they need help.
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Here we go.
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That's fine, go ahead and scoff.
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There are a lot of things
I don't believe in...
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... but that doesn't mean
they're not true.
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Such as?
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Like crop circles or
the Bermuda Triangle or evolution.
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What, you don't believe in evolution?
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Not really.
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You don't believe in evolution?
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I don't know.
It's just, you know....
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Monkeys, Darwin, it's a nice story.
I just think it's a little too easy.
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"Too easy"? Too
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The process of every living thing
on this planet evolving...
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...over millions of years from
single-celled organisms is "too easy"?
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Yeah, I just don't buy it.
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Excuse me. Evolution is not
for you to buy, Phoebe.
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Evolution is scientific fact,
like the air we breathe...
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...Iike gravity.
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Don't get me started on gravity.
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You don't believe in gravity?
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Well, it's not so much that,
you know, I don't believe in it.
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Lately I get the feeling that...
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...I'm not so much being pulled down
as I am being pushed.
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Pushed.
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It's lsaac Newton and he's pissed.
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There she is. And over there,
that's the other one.
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This is Mr. Buddy Doyle,
Heckles' attorney.
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He'd like to talk to you.
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What can we do for you?
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All right, kids, here's the deal.
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According my client's will...
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... he wants to leave
all his earthly possessions...
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...to "the noisy girls
in the apartment above mine."
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What about his family?
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He didn't have any.
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Okay, so let's talk money.
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All right, there was none.
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Now, let's talk signing.
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You be noisy girl number one.
You be noisy girl number two.
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I can't believe that this whole time
we thought he hated us.
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Isn't it amazing how much
you can touch someone's life...
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...without even knowing it?
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Would you look at this dump?
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He hated us!
This was his final revenge!
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I've never seen so much crap!
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Actually, I think this apartment
sullies the good name of crap.
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Check this out.
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Can I have this?
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How can you not believe in evolution?
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I don't know, just don't.
Look at this funky shirt!
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Pheebs, I've studied evolution
my entire adult life.
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And we've collected fossils
from all over the world...
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...that actually show the evolution
of different species.
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I mean, you can literally see them...
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...evolving through time.
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Really? You can actually see it?
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You bet! In the U.S.,
China, Africa, all over!
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See, I didn't know that.
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Well, there you go.
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So now the real question is,
who put those fossils there and why?
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Look at this!
My Big Book of Grievances.
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Hey, there's me!
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"April 1 7th, excessive noise...
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... Italian guy comes home with a date."
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You're in here too.
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"April 1 8th, excessive noise...
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... Italian guy's gay roommate
brings home dry cleaning."
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Well, that's excellent.
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Look at this lamp.
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Is this tacky or what?
We have to have this.
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I think we have enough regular lamps.
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What? Come on, it's not like...
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... I'm asking for this
girlie clock or anything.
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Which, by the way,
I also think is really cool.
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Look, it doesn't go
with any of my stuff.
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Well, what about my stuff?
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You don't have any stuff.
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You still think of it
as your apartment, don't you?
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Yes, you do.
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You think of it as your apartment
and I just rent a room.
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While you "mmm" on that,
I'll go find a place for my new lamp.
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Okay, Pheebs. See how I'm making
these little toys move?
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Opposable thumbs!
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Without evolution, how do you
explain opposable thumbs?
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Maybe the Overlords needed them
to steer their spacecrafts.
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Tell me you're joking.
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Look, can't we say that you believe
in something and I don't?
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-No, Pheebs, we can't.
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No, what's that all about?
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What is this obsessive need
to make everybody agree with you?
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I think maybe it's time
you put Ross under the microscope.
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Is there blood coming out of my ears?
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Check it out.
Heckles' high-school yearbook.
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He looks so normal!
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He's even kind of cute.
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"Heckles, you crack me up
in science class.
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You're the funniest kid in school."
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-Funniest? Heckles?
-That's what it says.
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Heckles was voted class clown,
and so was l.
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He was right!
Would you listen to that?
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I'd call that excessive.
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What?
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Heckles played clarinet in band,
and I played clarinet.
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He was in the scale
modeler's club and I was
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There was no club,
but I sure thought they were cool.
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So? You were both dorks.
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Big deal.
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I just think it's weird, you know?
Heckles and me
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Heckles and me. Me
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Me and Heckles.
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Hey, would you knock it off!
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Have you been here all night?
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Look at this.
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Pictures of all the women
Heckles went out with.
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Look what he wrote on them.
"Vivian, too tall."
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"Madge, big gums."
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"Too loud."
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"Too smart."
"Makes noise when she eats."
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This is me.
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This is what I do.
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I'm gonna end up alone,
just like he did.
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Heckles was a nut case.
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Our trains are on the same track.
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I'm coming up 30 years behind him,
but the stops are all the same.
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Bitter Town...
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...Alone-ville, Hermit Junction!
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You know what we gotta do?
Get you out of here.
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I'll buy you breakfast.
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What if I never find somebody?
Or worse, what if I found her...
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... but I dumped her because
she pronounces it, "supposably"?
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Chandler, come on,
you're gonna find somebody.
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How do you know that? How?
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I don't know. I'm just
trying to help you out.
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You guys will all get married...
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...and I'll end up alone.
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Will you promise me something?
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When you're married, will you
invite me over for holidays?
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I don't know what we'll be doing.
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I mean, what if we're over
at her folks' place?
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Yeah, I understand.
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You can come over
and watch the Super Bowl.
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Every year, all right?
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You know what?
I'm not gonna end up like this.
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I'll see you, man.
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"Supposably."
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Supposably!
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Did they go to the zoo?
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Supposably.
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Hi. It's me.
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Oh, my God!
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Janice? You called Janice?
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Yes. Janice.
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Why is that difficult to comprehend?
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You remember Janice, right?
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Yes. She was smart, she was pretty
and she honestly cared about me.
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Janice is my last chance
to have somebody.
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Oh, my God!
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Jeez, look how fat she got.
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-Hey, it's everybody!
-Hi, Janice.
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Janice, you're....
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Yes, I am.
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-ls it?
-ls it yours?
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You wish, Chandler Bing!
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You are looking at a married lady now.
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Congratulations.
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Sweetie, I'm sorry.
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You couldn't tell me on the phone?
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And what? Miss the expression
on your face? Oh, no!
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Janice likes to have her fun!
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You know what we haven't
played in a while?
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Hide the lamp.
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Monica, let it go.
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Did you know
I'm allergic to shellfish?
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Then you'll just have
to eat the other lamps.
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It's scary scientist man.
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Okay, Phoebe, this is it.
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In this briefcase I carry
actual scientific facts.
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A briefcase of facts, if you will.
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Some of these fossils are
over 200 million years old.
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Before you even start,
I'm not denying evolution.
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It's just one of the possibilities.
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It's the only possibility.
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Ross, could you just open
your mind, like, this much?
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Didn't the brightest minds in
the world believe the Earth was flat?
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And up till 50 years ago, you thought
the atom was the smallest thing...
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...until you split it open
and this whole mess of crap came out.
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Are you telling me that you are
so unbelievably arrogant...
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...that you can't admit that
there's a teeny, tiny possibility...
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...that you could be wrong about this?
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There might be...
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...a teeny...
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...tiny...
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... possibility.
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00:16:48,221 --> 00:16:50,416
I can't believe you caved.
255
00:16:53,326 --> 00:16:56,659
You just abandoned
your whole belief system!
256
00:16:58,064 --> 00:17:01,329
Before, I didn't agree with you,
but at least I respected you.
257
00:17:01,768 --> 00:17:02,996
But....
258
00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:05,665
How are you gonna go
into work tomorrow?
259
00:17:05,906 --> 00:17:08,636
How are you going to face
the other science guys?
260
00:17:08,842 --> 00:17:11,675
How are you going to face yourself?
261
00:17:28,261 --> 00:17:30,286
That was fun.
So who's hungry?
262
00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:31,428
I am.
263
00:17:31,631 --> 00:17:33,826
Me too.
Let me just get my coat.
264
00:17:42,008 --> 00:17:42,838
What happened?
265
00:17:45,212 --> 00:17:46,645
It was an accident, I swear.
266
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:50,816
I was putting on my jacket and
the thing and the lamp and it broke.
267
00:17:51,051 --> 00:17:54,452
Oh, please, Monica!
You've always hated my lamp!
268
00:17:54,688 --> 00:17:58,886
And now all of a sudden,
it's just magically, it's just broken?
269
00:17:59,159 --> 00:18:00,353
Phoebe, tell her?
270
00:18:00,627 --> 00:18:03,892
I didn't see it, because
I was putting on my jacket.
271
00:18:04,130 --> 00:18:05,461
But I want to believe you.
272
00:18:09,903 --> 00:18:13,839
Hey, Chandler. Monica just
broke my seashell lamp.
273
00:18:14,374 --> 00:18:15,534
Neat.
274
00:18:15,742 --> 00:18:17,642
I'm gonna die alone!
275
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:20,910
Okay, you win.
276
00:18:23,016 --> 00:18:25,314
Chandler, you are not
gonna die alone.
277
00:18:25,919 --> 00:18:27,819
Janice was my safety net, okay?
278
00:18:28,054 --> 00:18:29,681
And now I have to get a snake.
279
00:18:32,058 --> 00:18:32,854
Why is that?
280
00:18:33,093 --> 00:18:36,494
If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man,
I'm gonna need a thing.
281
00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:38,357
You know, a hook.
282
00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:41,591
Like that guy on the subway
who eats his own face.
283
00:18:42,269 --> 00:18:44,328
So I figure I'll be
"Crazy Man With A Snake."
284
00:18:44,571 --> 00:18:45,833
Crazy Snake Man.
285
00:18:46,072 --> 00:18:48,063
Then I'll get more snakes,
call them my babies.
286
00:18:48,341 --> 00:18:50,434
Kids will run past my place!
287
00:18:50,744 --> 00:18:53,872
"Run away from Crazy Snake Man,"
they'll shout!
288
00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:59,908
You've got to get over this.
289
00:19:00,387 --> 00:19:01,752
You won't end up alone.
290
00:19:02,022 --> 00:19:03,546
Of course I will.
291
00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:07,556
I reject anyone who's crazy enough
to actually go out with me...
292
00:19:07,761 --> 00:19:11,424
...and then I bitch that there
aren't any great women out there.
293
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,397
You have just described...
294
00:19:15,602 --> 00:19:19,231
...virtually every man
that we've ever gone out with.
295
00:19:21,207 --> 00:19:23,300
You are not a freak.
You're a guy.
296
00:19:24,978 --> 00:19:26,240
She's right.
297
00:19:53,446 --> 00:19:55,141
You're no different than the rest.
298
00:19:55,415 --> 00:19:57,576
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Yes, he is.
299
00:19:57,784 --> 00:19:59,581
You are totally different.
300
00:19:59,819 --> 00:20:00,808
In a bad way?
301
00:20:01,087 --> 00:20:02,816
No, honey, in a wonderful way.
302
00:20:03,089 --> 00:20:04,818
You know what you want now.
303
00:20:05,058 --> 00:20:06,582
Most guys don't even have a clue.
304
00:20:06,826 --> 00:20:10,626
You're ready to take risks, be
vulnerable and intimate with someone.
305
00:20:10,897 --> 00:20:12,421
You're not gonna end up alone.
306
00:20:13,666 --> 00:20:18,797
You called Janice. That's how much
you wanted to be with someone!
307
00:20:20,573 --> 00:20:22,473
-You've made it!
-You're there!
308
00:20:22,675 --> 00:20:25,109
You are ready to make a commitment!
309
00:20:25,345 --> 00:20:27,609
Don't know about that!
310
00:20:34,988 --> 00:20:36,080
What you got there?
311
00:20:36,289 --> 00:20:39,452
Something else that's not yours
that you can break?
312
00:20:42,362 --> 00:20:45,354
I know you like this
and I want you to have it.
313
00:20:45,598 --> 00:20:47,589
It'll look good in our apartment.
314
00:20:48,768 --> 00:20:50,599
Thank you.
315
00:20:56,676 --> 00:20:58,303
That's fine.
316
00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:04,341
You'll all be pleased to know
that I have a date tomorrow night.
317
00:21:05,118 --> 00:21:06,949
This woman Allison from work.
She is great.
318
00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:10,348
She's pretty, she's smart.
And I've been...
319
00:21:10,623 --> 00:21:13,888
... holding off asking her out
in the past, because she has a...
320
00:21:14,994 --> 00:21:16,518
... unusually large head.
321
00:21:18,031 --> 00:21:21,194
But I'm not going to let
that stuff hang me up anymore.
322
00:21:21,801 --> 00:21:23,200
Look at me. I'm growing.
323
00:21:25,004 --> 00:21:27,666
You can't recycle yearbooks, can you?
324
00:21:28,508 --> 00:21:29,668
I'll take that.
325
00:21:29,909 --> 00:21:31,035
You want his yearbook?
326
00:21:32,045 --> 00:21:35,640
Some people said nice things about him.
Somebody should have it.
327
00:21:35,882 --> 00:21:38,316
Gosh, this is so weird.
328
00:21:38,651 --> 00:21:41,882
His whole life was in
this apartment and now it's gone.
329
00:21:43,156 --> 00:21:47,490
I think it would be nice if we just
took a few moments for Mr. Heckles.
330
00:21:48,594 --> 00:21:52,428
He was kind of a pain.
He was, but he was a person.
331
00:21:59,272 --> 00:22:00,899
You're all going to hell.
332
00:22:01,174 --> 00:22:03,335
It's really not that big!
333
00:22:06,512 --> 00:22:08,776
-Taking that with you, huh?
-Oh, yeah.
334
00:22:15,721 --> 00:22:16,551
You coming?
335
00:22:17,190 --> 00:22:18,282
In a second.
336
00:22:34,474 --> 00:22:36,465
Goodbye, Mr. Heckles.
337
00:22:39,779 --> 00:22:41,940
We'll try to keep it down.
338
00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:53,717
My major was useless.
339
00:22:53,926 --> 00:22:58,022
How often do you look in the classifieds
and see "Philosopher Wanted"?
340
00:22:58,231 --> 00:22:59,721
Sure.
341
00:22:59,932 --> 00:23:02,162
My God, that's a big head!
342
00:23:04,070 --> 00:23:07,904
It didn't look this big in the office.
Maybe it's the lighting.
343
00:23:08,107 --> 00:23:11,338
My head must look
like a golf ball at work.
344
00:23:12,445 --> 00:23:16,176
Don't get hung up on it. Quick!
List five things you like about her.
345
00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:18,416
Nice smile, good dresser.
346
00:23:18,618 --> 00:23:21,143
Big head, big head, big head!
347
00:23:22,305 --> 00:23:28,492
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