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Woman (over PA):
Sorry to announcement
to passengers
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on Delta Flight
4251 to Atlanta.
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The flight has been delayed
due to bad weather conditions.
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The flight crew
has arrived at the gate,
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and the ground crew
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will be deicing the wings
of the aircraft...
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-Here you go.
Happy Holidays.
-Thanks.
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-Woman: Just what I need.
-Thank you.
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-Here you go. Happy-- Oh.
Happy Holi--
-Get a real job.
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I need a real job, too.
Thank you.
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I said I wouldn't,
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but that edible
really kicked in.
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I don't get it. I mean,
it looks fine outside,
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but they're saying
there's a Nor'easter
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with a bomb cyclone
in New York.
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Don't say bomb
in the airport.
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I mean, okay, but they're
not gonna let us, like,
fly out in that, right?
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I don't know.
I don't think
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you should be reading
those weather apps, man.
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They're trying
to sensationalize
to draw ad traffic.
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Yeah. Well, not all of us
can just, like, get stoned
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-and check out
like you can.
-Oh yeah.
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(mumbles):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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-(sighs)
-You got any more classic
quotes from your dad?
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Um, no, they all
sound the same.
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Yeah, I'm sure they do.
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Woman (over PA):
We regret to inform you
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that American flight
1487 with service
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to Phoenix Sky Harbor
International is canceled.
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-(crowd groaning)
-Hell yeah.
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Cancel culture
wins again.
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What, you didn't wanna go?
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I mean, I'm not trying
to get on a plane
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in the first place,
let alone one that's going
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-into a bomb cyclone.
-Well, you just said bomb.
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-(hushed): We gotta
stop saying bomb.
-(phone bloops)
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Okay, here's the plan.
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I say we go back
to my place in Brooklyn,
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and that way, you don't have
to go all the way back uptown
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just to come back downtown
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-tomorrow morning.
-I mean, I can just meet you
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back here tomorrow,
that's also fine.
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You could just also
see my new place,
meet my new dog. No?
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It'll be fun. You're just
gonna go to your dorm
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-and spend the night alone?
-Yeah, hopefully.
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Come on.
We'll go to my place,
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we'll do a little
Hanukkah thing.
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We'll make latkes.
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We make matzo ball soup.
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-Ilana: I don't know.
-Oh, I know. I like this plan.
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I like it a latke.
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Ilana: Uh-huh. Stop.
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♪ Oh, I like latkes,
lots of latkes ♪
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(festive music playing)
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Woman (over radio):
Merry Christmas.
It's gonna be--
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(indistinct chatter)
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Woman:
No, grab all three!
She wanted the whole pack.
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-Hey.
-Destiny: Don't pet that cat.
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Why? Is it diseased?
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Destiny: (scoffs)
I can't with you right now.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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please pass
the empty baskets back
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once you're done with them.
Thanks so much.
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Enjoy your day!
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(Destiny grumbling)
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-(baby crying)
-(phone ringing)
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-Pam-Anne: You need help?
-Destiny: Oh. I got it,
I got it, I got it.
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-(baby crying)
-Aw, hey!
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Destiny:
¿Hablas inglés?
Okay, hi.
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We have a reservation for
four nights starting tonight,
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but our connecting
flight in was canceled
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due to weather
here in New York.
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We'll be on the first
flight tomorrow,
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but are we out the money
we paid for tonight?
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-(quietly): I would yell.
-I'm not gonna yell.
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Why can't we stay
in a hotel?
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Because I pay rent here.
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And why is it
called a crash pad?
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-That's a terrible name.
-Oh, I don't know.
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Well,
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at least I can meet
some of your friends.
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Girl, I don't
know these people!
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Pam-Anne:
What?
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-Isn't everybody Delta?
-Destiny: Pam,
I don't know! Stop!
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The Guy:
Your sister visited
my last apartment,
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but you're the first
one in the family
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who's actually ever
been here, so welcome.
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Did you just leave
that burning?
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Oh. No, that's the, uh,
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the dog-sitter,
it looks like.
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Stupid.
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Yeah. Okay, that makes two.
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-Can I take your coat?
-Yeah.
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Um, did, uh,
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Dad tell you
that Margaret died?
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No. I'm sorry.
She was such a good dog.
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I know. She was old.
She was, like, 16,
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but it was still
definitely sad.
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Yeah, it happens.
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(sighs) So, this is
the house that weed built.
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This is a carriage house
built by a Dutchman
in the 1800s, most likely,
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but I can afford it
because it doesn't have
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-a certificate of
occupancy, so, shh!
-Hmm.
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-And you'll be
staying here.
-Mm.
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-No one's ever slept
up there. It's fun.
-I do not know
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about going up and down
this ladder.
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-The ladder's safe.
-Okay, but you just said
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no one's slept
up there before, so
how would you know?
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I don't know. Uh, yeah.
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Oh! You know what?
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I joined this
community garden this year.
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It was a really good summer.
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I made pickles.
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I made all these pickles.
I grew all of this food.
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Do you want a pickle?
Do you want--
Take any one.
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Um, I don't
really do pickles.
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Well, do you do Judaism?
'Cause that's part of it.
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And then I got
plant world over here.
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This is money tree.
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It's hard to kill.
Dracaena.
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I'm even growing some stuff.
Check this out.
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This is a sesame.
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I just dropped in
a fucking sesame seed.
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(door slams, man grunts)
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-Ilana: Cool.
-Oh!
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-Hey! You're gonna love this.
-Chad: Hello?
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Here's my little baby! Oh!
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(Fomo growls)
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(high-pitched):
Nice to see you!
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-Ilana, this is Fomo.
-Hello, Fomo.
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-The Guy: Hey.
-Hey. How are you, my baby?
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-I'm sorry about your flight.
-Oh, I'm not. It's okay.
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Uh, Chad, this is Ilana.
Ilana, this is Chad.
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He's my, uh... Chad.
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-Ilana: Hello.
-That's nice. Hello.
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-The Guy: Yeah.
-So, you live in Arizona?
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No, I live, uh, here.
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-Yeah, she's going to Barnard.
-Chad: Mm!
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-I know of it.
-The Guy: Yeah.
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Aw, she likes you, Ilana.
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-Chad: You like living here?
-Um, it's fine.
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-(Fomo whines)
-She doesn't really
go below 110th Street.
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-Why would you?
-Ilana: That's true, yes.
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Chad: Oh, I'm glad
I got you here.
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Um, I have some preemptive
concerns about your babies
in the closet.
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-Uh, let's...
-(Ilana clears throat)
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-...talk about
that over here.
-Oh. Okay.
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Ilana:
So cute.
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I think you might
have spider mites.
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-No...
-Yeah.
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-This "mite" be a problem.
-(The Guy chuckles)
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-The Guy: Where?
-Chad: See what I'm saying?
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Well, under here, I think
these are little webs--
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The Guy:
That's impossible, man.
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I fucking sprayed it
with an insecticide.
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This isn't supposed to...
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Chad:
Okay, I mean, I'm not
a doctor, but I think--
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-Hi.
-These are weed plants.
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Mm. Cool. Yeah,
just keep breaking the law.
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-The Guy: Uh...
-I'm gonna go
to the bathroom.
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It's almost legal,
though, truly.
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Fomo, are you coming with me?
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The Guy (quietly):
So, that's my narc
side of the family.
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Her dad is, like,
a total fuckin' narc.
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He actually told on somebody
at the Tom Petty concert
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for smoking weed.
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-This is your brother?
-Yeah. Like,
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during that "Roll Another
Joint" song, like...
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What tour was that?
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♪ ♪
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(train clattering)
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They haven't canceled
anything tomorrow yet,
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-so maybe.
-(man shouting over phone)
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Jennie:
I don't know, honey.
Snow is snow.
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-Man: Baby, relax.
-Holly: You know, you're bossy.
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Merry Christmas. (chuckles)
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Happy Holidays.
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Nice spread.
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-(chuckles)
-Yes. (chuckles)
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Man (over video):
...of your past, Scrooge.
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(man speaking in German)
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Holly: No, no.
That's not what I said.
Pay attention.
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-(knocks)
-Destiny: One second.
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Pam-Anne:
Let me in. I don't
know anybody here.
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Destiny:
I need a minute!
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(man laughing)
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(package rustles)
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(laughing)
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-Man: Hey!
-Merry Christmas!
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Oh, happy Christmas!
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-Happy Christmas!
-Oh, can I get the opener?
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Oh, please!
Yeah, help yourself!
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-Hey. You guys ready to go?
-Like this? Are you joking?
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-D'Andre: What?
-I haven't even showered.
I've gotta shave me legs.
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Lucy:
We'll follow you, okay?
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-Where you guys gonna go?
-Austin's Ale House.
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Lucy: The only place
that's open.
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All right. Have a good night.
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Lucy: We can catch up
at the airport.
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No, it's IROP.
There's nothing
they can do about it.
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(sighs) Oh, I know.
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Tell her, tell her,
I'll be home soon,
and Annie May, don't--
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Some folks are going
to a place called Austin's.
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-Okay.
-We should go!
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It could be fun!
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Hey, that's my bed.
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Sorry.
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Jennie: I was gonna wrap it
as soon as I got there.
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Can you, can you do it?
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Wrap it and hide it from him?
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Why you locking up
your rings?
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We don't know who's here.
It's New York City.
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Rochelle: Yeah... (scoffs)
I'm gonna steal your rings.
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Jennie: ...birthday paper
and Christmas paper.
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Pam-Anne:
I feel weird being here.
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Can we please
get a hotel room?
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-Or an Airbnb?
-No, Pam.
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I'm not spending
extra money
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after I've already
paid for this.
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Destiny: Excuse me,
do you know if all of
these beds are taken?
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Yes, ma'am.
I'm sorry, they are.
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Okay, well,
you can have my bed,
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and I'll just
take the couch.
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No, you can take the bed.
I'll take the couch.
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You could at least pretend
to fight me on that. Damn.
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I'm gonna need you to be
real quiet, ladies. Thank you.
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-(whispers):
I'm freezing--
-Rochelle: Shh!
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-Martin: But don't tell him.
-Laerke: You should Google it.
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-Martin: I should--
-Laerke: Yeah. No, it's serious.
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I mean, the system crashed.
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They wanted to books us
like four to five to a room.
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(sighs) Fuck me.
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Martin: I swear,
there were, like,
234
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six beds here
when I texted.
235
00:09:46,778 --> 00:09:48,277
It's fine. (sighs)
236
00:09:48,361 --> 00:09:50,235
I can sleep
on my yoga mat.
237
00:09:50,319 --> 00:09:52,653
-Ho, ho, ho!
-Ho, ho, ho!
238
00:09:52,736 --> 00:09:55,319
I've got some mulled wine
for you ladies here.
239
00:09:55,402 --> 00:09:58,069
-Yes.
-Here you go. Cinnamon.
240
00:09:58,152 --> 00:10:02,319
This is nuts!
All the hotels are booked
except Trump.
241
00:10:02,861 --> 00:10:05,444
-What are you finding?
-I'm still looking.
242
00:10:05,527 --> 00:10:06,985
Martin: How about you?
243
00:10:07,069 --> 00:10:09,527
Laerke:
Sicily. Yoga retreat.
244
00:10:09,611 --> 00:10:13,235
Oh! That's some
Chopped shit!
245
00:10:13,319 --> 00:10:15,110
I do my best with
what I got, honey.
246
00:10:15,194 --> 00:10:18,069
-Ha, merry Christmas!
-Mm-hmm, merry Christmas!
247
00:10:18,152 --> 00:10:20,569
I'm Pam, and this is
my sister Destiny.
248
00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:22,736
I'm Cesar.
The two of you sisters?
249
00:10:22,819 --> 00:10:25,611
-That's so cute.
-Where's your wine?
250
00:10:25,694 --> 00:10:28,444
Oh, no, love. I'm sober.
251
00:10:28,527 --> 00:10:29,653
But I like to watch.
252
00:10:29,736 --> 00:10:31,694
-(laughs) I got you.
-Mm-hmm.
253
00:10:31,778 --> 00:10:33,611
So, where were you supposed
to be today, Cesar?
254
00:10:33,694 --> 00:10:35,319
Oh, I was supposed
to fly to Nashville
255
00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:36,778
to see my boyfriend,
Ephraim,
256
00:10:36,861 --> 00:10:39,611
but he got rerouted
to Charlotte.
It's a whole mess.
257
00:10:39,694 --> 00:10:40,736
Aw!
258
00:10:40,819 --> 00:10:43,569
Well, maybe you can
get there tomorrow.
259
00:10:43,653 --> 00:10:45,152
Oh, I don't know,
honey, you know?
260
00:10:45,235 --> 00:10:47,277
They're talking
about winds all night
261
00:10:47,361 --> 00:10:49,402
and all morning,
and more snow.
262
00:10:49,486 --> 00:10:51,277
I-I just don't know.
263
00:10:51,361 --> 00:10:52,944
Hey, let me get you
some mulled wine.
264
00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,569
-Tell me your name again.
-Jennie: No, no, I'm good.
265
00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:56,319
-Uh, Jennie.
-I'm Cesar.
266
00:10:56,402 --> 00:10:59,319
Fuck it.
I'll book the Trump.
267
00:10:59,402 --> 00:11:00,903
Don't judge me.
268
00:11:00,985 --> 00:11:02,819
♪ ♪
269
00:11:02,903 --> 00:11:05,486
Rochelle:
I dump anything
that goes to PSP.
270
00:11:05,569 --> 00:11:08,653
-Hey, no offense about that.
-Oh no, fuck Palm Springs.
271
00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,611
And he was putting
Bailey's in his coffee.
272
00:11:10,694 --> 00:11:13,985
-Oh no.
-They did a Breathalyzer
right on the jet bridge.
273
00:11:14,069 --> 00:11:15,486
Oh, that's so stupid.
274
00:11:15,569 --> 00:11:17,069
Austin's is closed.
275
00:11:17,152 --> 00:11:19,486
It's the end of
the bloody world out there.
276
00:11:19,569 --> 00:11:21,527
I love your outfit, my God.
277
00:11:21,611 --> 00:11:23,194
Thank you.
I like it, too.
278
00:11:23,277 --> 00:11:26,319
Ours is so boring.
I wish we had something
cute like a ribbon.
279
00:11:26,402 --> 00:11:29,027
-You really trying to tie your
hair up in a ribbon every day?
-Yes.
280
00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:30,486
(Kalen laughing)
281
00:11:30,569 --> 00:11:33,985
-Hello.
-Woman: You look cute.
Good luck to you too.
282
00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:36,277
-What's in here?
-It's a bedroom.
283
00:11:36,361 --> 00:11:38,861
-The lady who owns
this apartment.
-Is she here?
284
00:11:38,944 --> 00:11:41,778
Kalen: I mean,
I've been here for a month
and I ain't seen her yet.
285
00:11:43,110 --> 00:11:44,861
Oh.
286
00:11:44,944 --> 00:11:46,152
The Guy:
Did you see Chernobyl?
287
00:11:46,235 --> 00:11:47,653
Ilana:
I did. Really good show.
288
00:11:47,736 --> 00:11:50,444
Yeah? It's very crazy that
we almost fucked up, like,
289
00:11:50,527 --> 00:11:52,361
almost everything
in that one town.
290
00:11:52,444 --> 00:11:54,194
I mean, they did
fuck up everything.
291
00:11:54,277 --> 00:11:56,736
The Guy:
Yeah, but it--
you know, like,
292
00:11:56,819 --> 00:11:59,277
nature still bounced back
from Chernobyl, right?
293
00:11:59,361 --> 00:12:01,653
We won't survive,
but the Earth will.
294
00:12:01,736 --> 00:12:04,152
Kind of beautiful, I guess.
295
00:12:04,235 --> 00:12:05,736
It's very beautiful.
296
00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:09,527
(traditional Chinese music
playing over speakers)
297
00:12:09,611 --> 00:12:11,152
How are those
working for you?
298
00:12:11,235 --> 00:12:13,194
Um, yeah. I mean,
so far so good.
299
00:12:13,277 --> 00:12:15,861
It's, like, the best combo
they've found for me, so...
300
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,653
Great. You do talk therapy
with it, too?
301
00:12:18,736 --> 00:12:21,027
Um, yeah. I still
talk to the woman
302
00:12:21,110 --> 00:12:23,361
I was seeing in high school.
303
00:12:23,444 --> 00:12:24,903
-Really?
-On the phone.
304
00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:28,694
-That's very lucky, man.
-I don't know if
I would say I'm lucky.
305
00:12:28,778 --> 00:12:30,027
I don't know, man.
306
00:12:30,110 --> 00:12:32,361
If I had, like, a fucking
therapist in high school,
307
00:12:32,444 --> 00:12:34,694
-I would've been--
-Not a stoner?
308
00:12:36,527 --> 00:12:37,944
(inhales) Uh...
309
00:12:39,444 --> 00:12:41,027
Maybe so.
310
00:12:43,611 --> 00:12:45,944
This soup is fuckin'
the shit.
311
00:12:47,527 --> 00:12:49,985
Dude, this soup is
fuckin' awesome, right?
312
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,569
I mean, it's fine.
313
00:12:51,653 --> 00:12:54,235
I like it. It's just, like,
not the best I've ever had.
314
00:12:54,319 --> 00:12:57,069
-Well, give me top
three soups. Go.
-Um...
315
00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,861
-chicken noodle...
-Mm-hmm.
316
00:12:58,985 --> 00:13:02,235
-matzo ball--
-That's basically chicken
noodle, more or less.
317
00:13:02,319 --> 00:13:06,277
And then like egg drop,
probably. I should've
ordered that.
318
00:13:06,361 --> 00:13:09,152
-Maybe next time.
I like a lentil soup.
-Next time.
319
00:13:09,235 --> 00:13:11,694
-Lentils make me gassy.
-Well...
320
00:13:12,569 --> 00:13:14,277
you got "lentil illness."
321
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:16,152
-(laughs sarcastically)
-I'm sorry.
322
00:13:16,235 --> 00:13:17,903
-(phone buzzing)
-Right.
323
00:13:17,985 --> 00:13:19,611
Runs in the family.
324
00:13:19,694 --> 00:13:21,819
Oh, speaking of,
it's your dad.
325
00:13:23,819 --> 00:13:25,694
-Hello, Lewis.
-Lewis (over phone):
Hi. Stay on the line--
326
00:13:25,778 --> 00:13:27,069
Hi, sorry about that.
327
00:13:27,152 --> 00:13:29,277
The Guy:
Uh-huh. Wait, wait,
wait, wait. Hold on.
328
00:13:29,361 --> 00:13:30,944
Lewis:
Why are you guys
in Brooklyn Heights?
329
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,402
I thought you lived
in Bedford-Stuyvesant.
330
00:13:32,486 --> 00:13:33,903
Wait. Wait, hold on,
hold on. Are you--
331
00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:36,069
Are you fucking
tracking us, dude? Chill.
332
00:13:36,152 --> 00:13:38,653
-We're at dinner.
- Well, I just know you're
always on the clock,
333
00:13:38,736 --> 00:13:40,152
so I don't know
what you're doing.
334
00:13:40,235 --> 00:13:41,694
You know, maybe,
maybe you're working.
335
00:13:41,778 --> 00:13:44,527
-No, we're at dinner, dude.
- Okay, fine. I'm waiting
336
00:13:44,611 --> 00:13:46,235
on the phone with the airline,
but I found a flight
337
00:13:46,319 --> 00:13:48,277
out of Newark at noon tomorrow,
which I think I'm just--
338
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:51,611
-No, please don't.
Please stop.
-So, I'm gonna book it,
339
00:13:51,694 --> 00:13:53,611
and I suggest you
show up three hours early
340
00:13:53,694 --> 00:13:55,527
-because I--
-Dude, no, no, no.
341
00:13:55,611 --> 00:13:57,944
Stop, stop. First of all,
you lost me at Newark.
342
00:13:58,027 --> 00:14:00,486
And second, we can
get there five hours
early tomorrow, man.
343
00:14:00,569 --> 00:14:02,611
It doesn't matter.
The weather's all fucked up.
344
00:14:02,694 --> 00:14:05,694
-We can't go anywhere.
-(Lewis sighs)
345
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,569
You know, I-I can't
say I'm comfortable
346
00:14:07,653 --> 00:14:10,235
with you guys staying
at your place.
347
00:14:10,319 --> 00:14:13,027
-Why not?
-Are you serious?
Do we need to talk about--
348
00:14:13,778 --> 00:14:15,569
(groans)
349
00:14:15,653 --> 00:14:16,944
What?
350
00:14:18,319 --> 00:14:21,069
I didn't know we were
at the Tom Petty concert again.
351
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:23,694
What? Who's Tom Petty?
352
00:14:23,778 --> 00:14:25,944
You narced on me, bro.
353
00:14:26,027 --> 00:14:28,027
-Ilana: Oh, fuck! Fuck!
-The Guy: Oh, it's okay.
354
00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:30,152
-Wait, wait, wait, wait.
It happens all the time.
-Ilana: No, oh my God.
355
00:14:30,235 --> 00:14:32,736
-No, no, no. I can't.
-(patrons chattering)
356
00:14:32,819 --> 00:14:36,152
-The Guy:
♪ Don't let the light go out ♪
-Ilana: That is not helpful.
357
00:14:36,235 --> 00:14:39,486
-The Guy: ♪ It's lasted
for so many years ♪
-(Ilana groans)
358
00:14:39,569 --> 00:14:41,152
Ellie:
Is that the power out?
359
00:14:41,235 --> 00:14:43,235
It is really
coming down out there.
360
00:14:43,319 --> 00:14:45,110
(Pam-Anne groans)
361
00:14:45,569 --> 00:14:48,110
Rochelle:
Reminds me of spreading
my mom's ashes.
362
00:14:49,444 --> 00:14:50,819
(camera clicks)
363
00:14:53,152 --> 00:14:54,277
(phone bloops)
364
00:14:58,486 --> 00:15:00,611
(muffled chatter)
365
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,736
(zipping)
366
00:15:09,819 --> 00:15:12,569
-(chatter, laughter)
-(knocking softly)
367
00:15:12,653 --> 00:15:14,402
D'Andre:
I did not believe
in Santa Claus.
368
00:15:14,486 --> 00:15:16,694
We're Muslim,
but, in all fairness,
369
00:15:16,778 --> 00:15:19,235
my mom put up a tree,
a little, small, little tree,
370
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:22,444
little Charlie Brown
little... woo...
371
00:15:22,527 --> 00:15:23,653
Oh!
372
00:15:23,736 --> 00:15:27,486
My family is super
Catholic and super strict.
373
00:15:27,569 --> 00:15:29,235
I don't know them anymore.
374
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:31,486
But we always
had a huge tree,
375
00:15:31,569 --> 00:15:35,402
-and I would love to go
to Christmas Eve service.
-Jennie: Mm. Mm-hmm.
376
00:15:35,486 --> 00:15:37,069
I go to Hillsong--
377
00:15:37,152 --> 00:15:38,736
Isn't that
the Justin Bieber church?
378
00:15:38,819 --> 00:15:41,527
-Yes. He came to service once.
-Kalen: I don't "belieb."
379
00:15:41,611 --> 00:15:44,027
But-- but, I-I'm a Christian.
380
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,861
I'm on the path, but I don't
381
00:15:46,944 --> 00:15:48,944
respect what your
family did to you,
382
00:15:49,027 --> 00:15:51,944
and I don't respect how
people are treating you.
383
00:15:52,027 --> 00:15:53,235
God is God.
384
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:56,527
Christians in the US,
they don't believe in, um,
385
00:15:56,611 --> 00:15:57,819
science, right?
386
00:15:57,903 --> 00:16:00,569
Science was my favorite
subject in school.
387
00:16:00,653 --> 00:16:03,110
(laughs)
Um, I just don't really
388
00:16:03,194 --> 00:16:06,027
talk about it with Caleb
very much 'cause it's...
389
00:16:06,110 --> 00:16:07,611
he's very, um...
390
00:16:07,694 --> 00:16:10,027
But climate change
is not a hoax.
391
00:16:10,110 --> 00:16:12,653
-We are killing the planet.
-Girl, it's crazy.
392
00:16:12,736 --> 00:16:14,861
We've got, like, what?
Maybe 30 years left?
393
00:16:14,944 --> 00:16:16,611
-I think 20s.
-(murmuring)
394
00:16:16,694 --> 00:16:18,944
Jennie:
Yeah, and he eventually
wants to have, like,
395
00:16:19,027 --> 00:16:20,778
-several children,
and I'm just, like...
-Cesar: What?
396
00:16:20,861 --> 00:16:23,819
...I don't know how you
could wanna bring a child
397
00:16:23,903 --> 00:16:25,736
into this world
the way things are going.
398
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:28,486
-Holly: The fuck I'm bringin'
a baby into this shite!
-Cesar: Thank you.
399
00:16:28,569 --> 00:16:30,611
Kalen:
That's right. I mean,
you basically enlisting
400
00:16:30,694 --> 00:16:32,110
your child into
the water wars.
401
00:16:32,194 --> 00:16:34,486
-Nah, forget that.
-This world is fucked. Yeah.
402
00:16:34,569 --> 00:16:37,027
Man: I am so glad
I'm not a young person.
403
00:16:37,110 --> 00:16:39,861
Pam-Anne (squeals): Shit!
404
00:16:39,944 --> 00:16:42,110
-(chattering stops)
-I think I got it!
405
00:16:42,194 --> 00:16:44,527
-(excited chattering)
-Man: I've got
dibs on the bed.
406
00:16:44,611 --> 00:16:46,277
Kalen:
Working over there
the whole time!
407
00:16:47,944 --> 00:16:49,653
I was wondering
what happened to her.
408
00:16:49,736 --> 00:16:52,985
-Y'all not gonna
have that lady mad--
-Wait, wait, wait.
409
00:16:53,069 --> 00:16:55,402
(door creaking)
410
00:16:55,778 --> 00:16:57,361
-(screaming)
-What is that?!
411
00:16:57,444 --> 00:16:59,152
-Holly: Is that a doll?
-Cesar: That is some...
412
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,778
-There we go!
-Look at that.
413
00:17:01,861 --> 00:17:04,819
(excited chatter)
414
00:17:04,903 --> 00:17:07,985
-This is nice!
-Cesar: What is that?
415
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,361
(indistinct chatter)
416
00:17:09,444 --> 00:17:11,944
Cesar:
Girl, we don't want your soup.
417
00:17:12,027 --> 00:17:14,944
♪ ♪
418
00:17:22,736 --> 00:17:26,069
The Guy and Ilana:
♪ Baruch atah Adonai ♪
419
00:17:26,152 --> 00:17:29,694
♪ Eloheinu melech ha'olam... ♪
420
00:17:29,778 --> 00:17:32,402
I'm gonna go low.
(in bass):
♪ Asher kid'shanu ♪
421
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:33,444
(Ilana laughs)
422
00:17:33,527 --> 00:17:36,110
Both:
♪ B'mitzvotav ♪
423
00:17:36,194 --> 00:17:40,569
♪ V'tzivanu l'hadlik ner ♪
424
00:17:40,653 --> 00:17:45,152
♪ Shel Hanukkah ♪
425
00:17:45,235 --> 00:17:47,527
♪ Amen ♪
426
00:17:47,611 --> 00:17:51,194
-♪ Let's eat donuts ♪
-(laughs) I feel like
427
00:17:51,277 --> 00:17:53,611
we should wait 'cause
what if we leave tomorrow--
428
00:17:53,694 --> 00:17:56,985
Well, we might just have
to eat donuts tomorrow, too.
429
00:17:58,194 --> 00:17:59,736
Come sit soft.
430
00:17:59,819 --> 00:18:03,152
-Do you know
that term, "sit soft"?
-Ilana: Yeah. Hey, bud.
431
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,569
The Guy:
You don't want yours?
432
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:10,736
Um... no. I'm okay.
433
00:18:10,819 --> 00:18:13,444
-You were in NFTY, right?
-Yeah.
434
00:18:14,277 --> 00:18:17,319
And is it
still just a...
435
00:18:17,402 --> 00:18:19,611
Jewish hookup venue?
436
00:18:19,694 --> 00:18:21,861
Um... (laughs)
I mean,
437
00:18:21,944 --> 00:18:23,402
NFTY wasn't that necessarily,
438
00:18:23,486 --> 00:18:25,694
but Birthright
definitely was, like,
439
00:18:25,778 --> 00:18:28,736
-just that.
-Wow. Did you?
440
00:18:28,819 --> 00:18:30,110
Me? No.
441
00:18:30,194 --> 00:18:31,527
-No.
-No?
442
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,069
-No.
-You know, I was supposed
to go on Birthright.
443
00:18:34,152 --> 00:18:36,361
Really? Did you--
Why didn't you?
444
00:18:37,361 --> 00:18:38,402
I don't know, man.
445
00:18:38,486 --> 00:18:40,694
That plane ride,
the politics.
446
00:18:41,486 --> 00:18:43,944
You keep in touch with
your friends from NFTY?
447
00:18:44,027 --> 00:18:46,402
Uh, I didn't make
any friends at NFTY.
448
00:18:46,486 --> 00:18:49,736
I just went 'cause my mom
and dad said I had to.
449
00:18:49,819 --> 00:18:51,319
Yeah.
450
00:18:51,402 --> 00:18:53,235
What about your
friends from school?
451
00:18:53,319 --> 00:18:56,444
-Um...
-Do you still talk
to them on, like,
452
00:18:56,527 --> 00:18:57,819
Instagram or whatever?
453
00:18:57,903 --> 00:19:00,110
-I don't use social media.
-Really?
454
00:19:00,194 --> 00:19:02,944
-That's impressive.
-I mean, I feel like I'm,
455
00:19:03,027 --> 00:19:04,694
like, messed up
enough already,
456
00:19:04,778 --> 00:19:07,903
and social media would
just make it worse.
457
00:19:08,402 --> 00:19:11,277
-You're not messed up.
-I-I have accepted
458
00:19:11,361 --> 00:19:13,444
that I am,
and it's just, like,
459
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,319
something that
runs in our family.
460
00:19:15,402 --> 00:19:18,861
It just sucks that I got stuck
with the Uncle Jonah gene.
461
00:19:18,944 --> 00:19:21,611
Oh, I thought I got stuck
with the Uncle Jonah gene.
462
00:19:22,235 --> 00:19:24,361
I think it's
kind of bullshit, man.
463
00:19:24,444 --> 00:19:27,069
Like, any time any person
in the Mann family
464
00:19:27,152 --> 00:19:29,361
is going through a hard time...
465
00:19:30,486 --> 00:19:34,819
and all of a sudden,
there's this boogeyman
of Uncle Jonah
466
00:19:34,903 --> 00:19:38,235
and his mental illness
that hangs over us
467
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:41,944
and it makes us feel like
what we're feeling is wrong.
468
00:19:43,402 --> 00:19:47,277
Yeah. Everyone just says
that I remind them of him.
469
00:19:49,027 --> 00:19:50,694
I want you to eat that donut.
470
00:19:50,778 --> 00:19:52,903
(laughs)
471
00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:56,194
-I'll take a donut.
-Yeah, there you go.
472
00:19:56,277 --> 00:19:57,527
Yeah.
473
00:19:57,611 --> 00:20:00,944
I just-- I feel like my
parents are scared of me,
474
00:20:01,027 --> 00:20:04,110
and I don't even know what
they would be scared of,
475
00:20:04,194 --> 00:20:05,402
but, eh...
476
00:20:05,486 --> 00:20:08,319
Here's what I found
in the past 15 years,
477
00:20:08,402 --> 00:20:10,152
since I've been gone.
478
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:15,152
Is that all of the people
that our family said was weird,
479
00:20:15,235 --> 00:20:17,694
or, like, fucked up,
480
00:20:17,778 --> 00:20:19,361
are just kind of
normal people,
481
00:20:19,444 --> 00:20:22,819
and they just don't match with
our family's version of normal.
482
00:20:22,903 --> 00:20:25,027
-You know?
-Yeah. Yeah.
483
00:20:25,110 --> 00:20:26,527
They're very judgy.
484
00:20:26,611 --> 00:20:28,110
Yeah.
485
00:20:28,736 --> 00:20:31,694
Why do you think I said I worked
at Vimeo for all those years?
486
00:20:31,778 --> 00:20:33,611
-Did you not?
-No!
487
00:20:33,694 --> 00:20:36,235
-(Ilana laughs)
-No. I had a client
488
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,944
who I used to deliver to
who worked there,
489
00:20:39,027 --> 00:20:41,402
and I thought the building
was cool, but no.
490
00:20:41,486 --> 00:20:42,985
And guess what?
491
00:20:43,069 --> 00:20:45,235
I'm fuckin' good. I'm happy.
492
00:20:45,319 --> 00:20:47,903
I really like what's going on.
493
00:20:48,319 --> 00:20:50,861
(sighs)
Until I tell anything
about my actual life
494
00:20:50,944 --> 00:20:52,903
to those people,
and then I'm made to feel like
495
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:55,778
I'm not fine,
and I'm told that I'm not fine.
496
00:20:58,736 --> 00:21:01,319
Yeah, I can relate to that.
497
00:21:01,402 --> 00:21:03,152
Yeah,
I'm sure.
498
00:21:03,569 --> 00:21:06,985
But you know what?
There's nothing wrong with us.
499
00:21:07,903 --> 00:21:09,903
We're not broken,
500
00:21:09,985 --> 00:21:11,819
and we don't
need to be fixed.
501
00:21:13,110 --> 00:21:15,194
We're all just,
just trying to maintain,
502
00:21:15,277 --> 00:21:18,319
and we each got our
own way of doin' it.
503
00:21:21,527 --> 00:21:22,944
This is the most
504
00:21:23,027 --> 00:21:25,194
Hanukkah-Hanukkah
I've ever had.
505
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:27,861
Look at all these
fucking candles.
506
00:21:27,944 --> 00:21:29,611
It's like way
too much Hanukkah.
507
00:21:29,694 --> 00:21:31,985
-"The Festival of Lights."
-(laughs)
508
00:21:32,069 --> 00:21:33,569
You ever listen
to Adam Sandler?
509
00:21:33,653 --> 00:21:35,611
I just love
that song.
510
00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:39,402
-Like, he doesn't have
anything else...
-Hmm.
511
00:21:39,486 --> 00:21:42,611
-...but he's so proud
of his drumming...
-Mm.
512
00:21:42,694 --> 00:21:44,736
...and they love his song.
513
00:21:44,819 --> 00:21:47,861
-Pam-Anne: Yeah.
-Are you tearing up
over "Little Drummer Boy"?
514
00:21:47,944 --> 00:21:49,569
-That's sweet.
-(humming "Silent Night")
515
00:21:49,653 --> 00:21:52,110
Pam-Anne:
Come on, it's Christmas.
She loves it.
516
00:21:52,194 --> 00:21:54,319
I just feel like if
you're gonna meet Jesus,
517
00:21:54,402 --> 00:21:56,611
you know, learn how to play
a lute or something.
518
00:21:56,694 --> 00:22:00,027
♪ All is calm ♪
519
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:04,235
♪ All is... ♪ (hums)
520
00:22:07,361 --> 00:22:10,527
-Pam-Anne: Friends!
-(laughing)
521
00:22:10,611 --> 00:22:13,778
Can I just say thank you
522
00:22:13,861 --> 00:22:16,152
for letting me crash
at your crash pad.
523
00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:18,778
I know I'm not
one of you guys,
524
00:22:18,861 --> 00:22:20,653
but I just wanna say that
525
00:22:20,736 --> 00:22:23,444
if I'm ever on any
one of your flights,
526
00:22:23,527 --> 00:22:26,235
then maybe you can
hook a sister up?
527
00:22:26,319 --> 00:22:29,194
(all laughing)
528
00:22:29,277 --> 00:22:31,194
Okay, it's still
$20 for me.
529
00:22:31,277 --> 00:22:33,444
-(laughter, chatter)
-I need money.
530
00:22:33,527 --> 00:22:36,069
Pam-Anne:
We were trying not to do
Christmas this year.
531
00:22:36,653 --> 00:22:39,694
My daughter, she's
studying abroad. My...
532
00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:42,819
husband's not my
husband anymore.
533
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,319
Oh, I'm sorry.
534
00:22:44,402 --> 00:22:48,361
And Destiny never does
anything nice for herself,
535
00:22:48,819 --> 00:22:51,611
so we said,
why don't we go snorkel?
536
00:22:51,694 --> 00:22:53,944
-Syd: Yes! Go snorkel, bitch!
-(murmuring approval)
537
00:22:54,027 --> 00:22:55,861
Man:
Water wings on, girl.
538
00:22:55,944 --> 00:22:59,027
-Cesar: Don't scuba.
-So, God willing...
539
00:22:59,110 --> 00:23:01,527
-Inshallah...
-(laughter)
540
00:23:01,611 --> 00:23:02,903
'Cause you're Muslim.
541
00:23:02,985 --> 00:23:05,694
...we will be on
a plane tomorrow
542
00:23:05,778 --> 00:23:07,486
and go see about some fish.
543
00:23:07,569 --> 00:23:09,985
-Yes!
-Woo!
544
00:23:10,069 --> 00:23:12,235
-Kalen: I'll drink to that.
-Holly: Happy Christmas.
545
00:23:12,319 --> 00:23:15,611
And I am gonna go
see about a man!
546
00:23:15,694 --> 00:23:18,985
-(laughter)
-You didn't say that!
547
00:23:19,069 --> 00:23:22,736
-You didn't say that.
-Martin: He lives there?
548
00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:24,985
He runs a diving school.
549
00:23:25,069 --> 00:23:27,736
-(excited murmuring)
-Kalen: He got money.
He got money.
550
00:23:27,819 --> 00:23:29,944
-I'm sorry, what?
-(chattering stops)
551
00:23:30,027 --> 00:23:31,653
What?
552
00:23:33,444 --> 00:23:35,778
We met on Instagram.
553
00:23:35,861 --> 00:23:37,903
We've been DMing
for a few months.
554
00:23:38,611 --> 00:23:41,110
Is that why you wanted
to go on this trip?
555
00:23:41,819 --> 00:23:44,319
So you can meet some
guy from Instagram?
556
00:23:44,402 --> 00:23:45,985
Uh...
557
00:23:47,319 --> 00:23:48,944
-What did I do?
-Cesar: Nothing.
558
00:23:49,027 --> 00:23:51,861
People get jealous when
other people are having sex.
559
00:23:51,944 --> 00:23:53,778
It happens to me
all the time.
560
00:23:53,861 --> 00:23:56,736
You know,
I watched something, right,
about these men,
561
00:23:56,819 --> 00:23:58,861
and they-- and they
claim to be veterans,
562
00:23:58,944 --> 00:24:02,069
and they, and they screw lonely
women out of all their money.
563
00:24:02,152 --> 00:24:03,486
Lucy:
Yeah, I saw that.
564
00:24:03,569 --> 00:24:05,944
You'll be snorkeling for
catfish if you're not careful.
565
00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:07,736
(laughs)
I'm only messing!
566
00:24:07,819 --> 00:24:10,569
But he didn't ask you
for any gift cards
or anything, did he?
567
00:24:10,653 --> 00:24:12,985
-Rochelle: 'Cause
that's a sign of a scam.
-(murmuring)
568
00:24:13,069 --> 00:24:15,944
(noisy chatter, laughter)
569
00:24:16,027 --> 00:24:17,402
(cans clattering)
570
00:24:17,486 --> 00:24:19,694
-Cesar: Oh my God...
-Holy: Shit!
571
00:24:19,778 --> 00:24:21,653
Lucy:
Water? That's okay.
572
00:24:21,736 --> 00:24:22,819
Water?
573
00:24:22,903 --> 00:24:25,152
-Pam-Anne: Who's he?
-Ellie: I don't know.
574
00:24:25,235 --> 00:24:26,903
He just walked in
575
00:24:26,985 --> 00:24:29,611
-and asked me for a coffee.
-That's my bed.
576
00:24:29,694 --> 00:24:31,319
-Oh...
-Trash?
577
00:24:31,402 --> 00:24:33,527
(cans rattling)
578
00:24:43,736 --> 00:24:45,194
(door creaks)
579
00:25:13,903 --> 00:25:15,444
(phone bloops)
580
00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:30,069
(inhales)
581
00:25:32,110 --> 00:25:33,861
(exhales)
582
00:25:33,944 --> 00:25:35,569
(phone bloops)
583
00:25:43,903 --> 00:25:45,486
(chuckles)
584
00:25:47,027 --> 00:25:48,402
Okay.
585
00:25:49,736 --> 00:25:51,819
(door opens)
586
00:25:52,611 --> 00:25:54,903
-(running footsteps)
-Hello?
587
00:25:56,486 --> 00:25:57,985
I'm sorry, I don't
have a place to go.
588
00:25:58,069 --> 00:25:59,736
-Shh!
-(whispering): Oh, uh...
589
00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:02,069
I don't have a place to go
because when you said
590
00:26:02,152 --> 00:26:04,027
I could stay here,
then I sublet my room.
591
00:26:04,110 --> 00:26:06,194
-I would hate to,
like, put him out.
-It's okay.
592
00:26:06,277 --> 00:26:08,152
I just don't want
to interrupt
on your family time.
593
00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:09,569
Ah, it's fine.
594
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,319
Thank you.
595
00:26:12,486 --> 00:26:13,861
Merry Christmas.
596
00:26:14,861 --> 00:26:16,069
Holly jolly.
597
00:26:16,152 --> 00:26:17,903
Hm, hm, hm.
598
00:26:17,985 --> 00:26:19,527
(cough) So,
599
00:26:19,611 --> 00:26:21,736
you got a flight
tomorrow or something?
600
00:26:21,819 --> 00:26:24,402
(inhales)
No. We couldn't get one,
601
00:26:24,486 --> 00:26:26,361
so we're gonna leave
in a couple days,
602
00:26:26,444 --> 00:26:28,653
but you can still stay here.
603
00:26:29,319 --> 00:26:30,694
Thank you.
604
00:26:32,444 --> 00:26:33,819
(sighs)
605
00:26:40,819 --> 00:26:42,486
I don't wanna go.
606
00:26:45,235 --> 00:26:47,778
-So don't go.
-(The Guy snorts)
607
00:26:50,861 --> 00:26:52,194
Hmm.
608
00:26:55,569 --> 00:26:57,736
I guess I could do anything.
609
00:26:58,402 --> 00:27:00,319
Chad: Sure.
610
00:27:01,319 --> 00:27:03,277
Cora:
♪ We make joy ♪
611
00:27:03,361 --> 00:27:07,444
♪ Now, in this fest ♪
612
00:27:07,527 --> 00:27:09,694
♪ In quo... ♪
613
00:27:11,194 --> 00:27:13,444
♪ Jesus ♪
614
00:27:13,527 --> 00:27:15,152
-♪ Natus est-- ♪
-Oh, no.
615
00:27:15,235 --> 00:27:17,486
-I can't sing
that one with you.
-Oh!
616
00:27:18,194 --> 00:27:20,444
-Aya!
-(laughing)
617
00:27:20,527 --> 00:27:21,944
Medieval.
618
00:27:22,027 --> 00:27:23,819
Medieval.
619
00:27:23,903 --> 00:27:25,611
-Destiny: Hi.
-Merry Christmas.
620
00:27:25,694 --> 00:27:27,985
-Destiny: Merry Christmas.
-Thanks for the cigarette.
621
00:27:28,069 --> 00:27:29,861
Cora:
Oh, better you than me.
622
00:27:29,944 --> 00:27:33,110
-(Pam-Anne laughs)
-Look, if you burn
this building down--
623
00:27:33,194 --> 00:27:34,736
I'm not gonna burn
the building down.
624
00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:38,235
-It's too cold out.
-Where'd you get that coat,
625
00:27:38,319 --> 00:27:40,444
-and that hat?
-Upstairs.
626
00:27:40,527 --> 00:27:42,569
Okay, well, we need
to get that back up there.
627
00:27:42,653 --> 00:27:44,235
(sighs)
628
00:27:50,444 --> 00:27:53,069
I'm sorry I didn't
tell you about him.
629
00:27:53,653 --> 00:27:55,194
It's okay.
630
00:27:55,277 --> 00:27:57,653
I'm sorry
I reacted that way.
631
00:27:57,736 --> 00:28:00,402
It's just, uh, (sighs)...
632
00:28:00,903 --> 00:28:02,402
It's been hard.
633
00:28:02,985 --> 00:28:04,569
I know.
634
00:28:05,569 --> 00:28:08,069
It's been real hard.
I'm having a hard time.
635
00:28:09,235 --> 00:28:12,778
-And it's Christmas.
-I know.
636
00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:18,027
-You should meet him.
-(chuckles)
637
00:28:18,110 --> 00:28:20,653
No. I probably
shouldn't.
638
00:28:23,194 --> 00:28:25,944
And he did get
a gift card out of me.
639
00:28:27,277 --> 00:28:30,194
He's not the reason why
I was excited about the trip.
640
00:28:30,277 --> 00:28:32,527
-I'm pregnant.
-What?
641
00:28:32,985 --> 00:28:34,694
-When did you find out?
-(sighs)
642
00:28:34,778 --> 00:28:37,027
Just now.
I just took the test.
643
00:28:37,110 --> 00:28:39,069
Oh my God!
644
00:28:39,152 --> 00:28:41,861
-Shh!
-(laughing): Yes!
645
00:28:41,944 --> 00:28:43,611
God, I didn't know
you were trying!
646
00:28:43,694 --> 00:28:45,361
Well,
we weren't really.
647
00:28:45,444 --> 00:28:48,444
(laughs)
I'm so happy for you!
648
00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:49,903
(laughs)
649
00:28:51,361 --> 00:28:53,486
-I'll have to stop working.
-Good!
650
00:28:53,569 --> 00:28:55,361
-You work too much.
-And they were all talking
651
00:28:55,444 --> 00:28:57,194
about bringing
babies into the world
652
00:28:57,277 --> 00:28:59,778
-and how everything's
about to be on fire--
-Oh, honey,
653
00:28:59,861 --> 00:29:02,152
burn up with that baby.
654
00:29:02,235 --> 00:29:04,319
(laughing)
655
00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:07,569
So, did you tell Kirk?
656
00:29:08,277 --> 00:29:10,736
No, I'll... I'll call
him in the morning.
657
00:29:10,819 --> 00:29:13,486
Wait. You told me first?
658
00:29:14,778 --> 00:29:16,069
(sighs)
659
00:29:16,152 --> 00:29:18,152
Wow. (laughs)
660
00:29:18,235 --> 00:29:20,194
This is such
an exciting time.
661
00:29:20,277 --> 00:29:21,486
When you first
find out, it's--
662
00:29:21,569 --> 00:29:22,861
-(hydraulic hissing)
-(screaming)
663
00:29:22,944 --> 00:29:25,069
-Jesus! Okay, wait!
-("Jingle Bells" playing)
664
00:29:25,152 --> 00:29:28,903
-See? I just, uh...
-Oh! My nerves...
665
00:29:28,985 --> 00:29:31,194
-(sighs)
-Destiny: I can't
with this building.
666
00:29:31,277 --> 00:29:35,486
-I need to get out of here.
-Santa: Merry Christmas!
667
00:29:35,569 --> 00:29:38,069
Ho, ho, ho!
668
00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:39,569
The Guy:
Okay, okay, okay.
669
00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:42,069
All right, all right,
all right, I did it.
670
00:29:42,152 --> 00:29:43,819
I gave up my seat.
Told them I'm having
671
00:29:43,903 --> 00:29:46,319
a personal emergency,
so, you know,
672
00:29:46,402 --> 00:29:48,819
-the truth.
-Someone is absolutely
673
00:29:48,903 --> 00:29:50,611
gonna call me out
for this vest.
674
00:29:50,694 --> 00:29:53,569
Dude, it's kosher.
She's registered to you.
675
00:29:54,027 --> 00:29:56,110
-All right.
-Don't stress.
676
00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:59,653
I mean, I'm stressed that you
haven't picked anywhere yet.
677
00:30:00,235 --> 00:30:01,611
That's part of the fun.
678
00:30:01,694 --> 00:30:03,861
(man speaking
indistinctly over PA)
679
00:30:03,944 --> 00:30:05,277
Oh, what about Tokyo?
680
00:30:05,361 --> 00:30:07,277
It's pretty cold there.
I feel like you'd need
681
00:30:07,361 --> 00:30:09,985
to buy, like, way warmer
clothes than you brought.
682
00:30:10,069 --> 00:30:12,069
Yeah, I think I want
somewhere warm.
683
00:30:12,402 --> 00:30:14,653
Yeah. Uh, I mean,
you should definitely
684
00:30:14,736 --> 00:30:16,778
stay somewhere south
of the equator then.
685
00:30:16,861 --> 00:30:18,194
(gasps)
686
00:30:18,736 --> 00:30:20,694
New Zealand!
687
00:30:20,778 --> 00:30:22,235
Mordor!
688
00:30:22,944 --> 00:30:24,402
-Wow.
-That's awesome.
689
00:30:24,486 --> 00:30:26,152
Okay, this is a very
690
00:30:26,235 --> 00:30:29,694
expensive and long
30-hour trip.
691
00:30:29,778 --> 00:30:32,319
-Just do it.
You know what?
-Thirty-hour trip.
692
00:30:32,402 --> 00:30:35,069
I will give you
some Klonopin,
693
00:30:35,152 --> 00:30:38,527
and then you can watch,
like, 20 movies,
694
00:30:38,611 --> 00:30:41,194
or however fucking
long that is,
695
00:30:41,277 --> 00:30:42,694
and eat some Chex Mix,
696
00:30:42,778 --> 00:30:46,069
and then at the end
of the 20 movies,
you'll be there.
697
00:30:47,736 --> 00:30:49,110
-Okay.
-Here you go.
698
00:30:51,611 --> 00:30:53,235
I'm gonna do it.
699
00:30:53,778 --> 00:30:56,319
I'm gonna get on
the next flight to Auckland.
700
00:30:56,402 --> 00:30:58,069
You should do it.
701
00:30:58,152 --> 00:30:59,402
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
702
00:30:59,486 --> 00:31:01,653
Aw yeah.
703
00:31:01,736 --> 00:31:03,861
Man (over PA):
Good afternoon, ladies
and gentlemen. At this time,
704
00:31:03,944 --> 00:31:05,694
we'll begin boarding
American flight--
705
00:31:05,778 --> 00:31:08,778
-All right, baby.
Come on, Fomo.
-The Guy: Let's go.
706
00:31:08,861 --> 00:31:10,110
Good girl!
707
00:31:10,194 --> 00:31:12,778
(announcement
continues indistinct)
708
00:31:12,861 --> 00:31:15,069
Well, baby. (sighs)
709
00:31:15,569 --> 00:31:17,194
Have fun out there.
710
00:31:17,277 --> 00:31:19,819
It's just gonna be
a couple weeks, okay?
711
00:31:19,903 --> 00:31:21,277
You're gonna
see her again.
712
00:31:21,944 --> 00:31:24,778
I know. I'm just getting used
to this joint custody thing.
713
00:31:24,861 --> 00:31:27,861
-Take care of that eye, please,
'cause if that eye goes...
-Yes.
714
00:31:27,944 --> 00:31:30,027
-...it's all over.
-Right. Fair enough.
715
00:31:30,527 --> 00:31:32,486
-I had fun. That was fun.
-(Fomo whines)
716
00:31:32,985 --> 00:31:34,361
Yeah, it was.
717
00:31:34,444 --> 00:31:36,069
-(barking)
-Aw, you ready to go, girl?
718
00:31:36,152 --> 00:31:38,194
Don't you
forget about me.
719
00:31:38,277 --> 00:31:41,235
-Don't, don't, don't.
-Well, thank you for this,
seriously.
720
00:31:41,319 --> 00:31:43,444
-For real, thanks.
-Yeah.
721
00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:45,277
-Yeah. Okay.
-I'll talk to you.
722
00:31:45,361 --> 00:31:47,819
All right, Fomo. Okay.
723
00:31:47,903 --> 00:31:49,819
Bye, Uncle Rufus.
724
00:31:50,235 --> 00:31:52,194
-Bye, Ilana.
-Come on.
725
00:31:52,277 --> 00:31:53,819
Bye, Fomo.
726
00:31:54,486 --> 00:31:56,444
(man speaking
over PA indistinctly)
727
00:31:56,527 --> 00:31:58,110
We are now
inviting those passengers
728
00:31:58,194 --> 00:31:59,778
with small children
729
00:31:59,861 --> 00:32:02,110
and any passengers
requiring...
730
00:32:02,194 --> 00:32:04,736
(sighs)
731
00:32:04,819 --> 00:32:07,778
Please have your boarding pass
and identification ready.
732
00:32:07,861 --> 00:32:11,194
Regular boarding will begin in
approximately 10 minutes' time.
733
00:32:11,653 --> 00:32:12,778
Thank you.
734
00:32:15,319 --> 00:32:20,778
("State of Independence"
by Jon & Vangelis playing)
735
00:32:23,819 --> 00:32:25,861
♪
736
00:32:39,235 --> 00:32:42,194
♪ State of life, may I live?
May I love?♪
737
00:32:42,277 --> 00:32:45,527
♪ Coming out the sky,
I name me a name ♪
738
00:32:47,694 --> 00:32:49,861
♪ Coming out silver word
for what it is ♪
739
00:32:49,944 --> 00:32:53,361
♪ It is the very nature
of the sound the game ♪
740
00:32:55,819 --> 00:32:58,527
♪ Siamese,
Indionese, to Tibet ♪
741
00:32:58,611 --> 00:33:02,235
♪ Treat the life as
a game if you please ♪
742
00:33:02,319 --> 00:33:04,152
♪ Hey ♪
743
00:33:04,235 --> 00:33:06,778
♪ Coming up, Carabi,
sense of freedom ♪
744
00:33:06,861 --> 00:33:09,611
♪ Derives from
a meditative state ♪
745
00:33:19,569 --> 00:33:22,819
♪ Moving on, believe,
that's it, call it magic ♪
746
00:33:22,903 --> 00:33:26,069
♪ Third world it is,
I only guessed it ♪
747
00:33:30,611 --> 00:33:32,819
♪ Shablam idi, shablam ida ♪
748
00:33:32,903 --> 00:33:35,027
♪ Shablam idi, shablam ida ♪
749
00:33:35,110 --> 00:33:37,277
♪ Shablam idi, shablam ida ♪
750
00:33:42,235 --> 00:33:45,027
♪ Shot to the soul,
the flame of Oroladin ♪
751
00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:50,027
♪ The essence of the word,
the state of independence ♪
752
00:33:50,110 --> 00:33:52,653
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah... ♪
753
00:33:52,736 --> 00:33:55,819
♪ ♪
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