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-Better cold open it says here.
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-That's a little judgey.
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-It's so exhausting coming up
with a cold open
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each episode I think --
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-Hey, guys do we not have
a person for ants?
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Is the ant going to ruin
what's the word?
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-Continuity.
-That's it.
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-That one is a mascot.
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-What if he's been
on there the whole time
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and that is what's
making the show work?
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He is the only thing
holding this ship together.
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Stay with us anty.
Please don't hurt it.
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Please don't hurt it.
Please don't hurt it.
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-Uncle JD don't hurt it.
-You're getting this right?
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-Got it.
-Take him to Jackie.
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-Whole world's watching.
-Jackie protect the ant.
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-Go outside.
Take the ant outside.
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-He's free.
He's outside.
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-Well.
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Okay let's do a really good
cold open this time.
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-I think we just did.
-Wink.
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[ Classical music plays ]
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-The McElroy brothers
are not experts,
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and their advice
should never be followed.
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They're just three brothers
who created a podcast,
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and now they've returned
to their hometown
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to tape a TV show.
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Also, this show isn't for kids,
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which I mention
only so you babies
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out there know
how cool you are for watching.
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What's up, you cool baby?
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[ Mid-tempo theme music plays ]
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* It's familiar
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* But not too familiar
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* But not too not familiar
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* It's a new craze
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[ Indistinct singing ]
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-We're starting,
we're starting.
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Close him up, close him up,
close him up.
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Hello everybody and welcome to
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"My Brother, My Brother and Me"
an advice show
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for the modern era.
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I'm your oldest brother
Justin McElroy.
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-I'm your middlest brother,
Travis McElroy.
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-I'm your sweet baby brother
Griffin McElroy.
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Let me just adjust that
volume knob
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real quick
on our cyber brother.
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-Thank you.
-I'm going to set this screw.
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-'Cause that thing we just did
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that is definitely not going
to be the intro to the episode.
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That's a guarantee.
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-I'm going to share with you
all the questions
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we have this week.
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"I am a high school teacher
who is tired of dealing
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with a class full of grade 12s."
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That's 12th graders
for you Americans.
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Texting, Instagramming,
Snapchatting.
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How can I get through
to my students
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if they won't look up
from their phones?"
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-That's from Courtney
from Vancouver.
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-Sounds like this is going
to be a teen-based affair.
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-A teen-heavy episode.
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-Teens are very much
into the following --
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bullying me on Tumblr.
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-[ Laughs ] That's a big one.
-Dabbing, of course.
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-Naturally.
-That's the dab?
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-That's fresh as hell.
-Yeah, it's a good dance.
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-One thing I know teens
are very into now
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that I have picked up
through sort of
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some counter intelligence,
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they like
the water bottle flip challenge.
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-We are filming this
in September 2016.
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By the time this airs
they won't even remember it.
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-They probably don't anymore
because we found out about it --
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-But I don't think that's gonna
be a problem, Justin, because
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BOING!
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-Fuck.
-That would have been so cool.
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This is how they do
those YouTube videos.
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They just do it 100 -- Fuck.
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That didn't even touch the desk.
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-More arc. More arc.
-Oh shit!
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[ Laughter ]
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-So I think we are
pretty plugged in now
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to teen trends of yesteryear.
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-Here is what I am suggesting,
let's get inside with teens.
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Let's get undercover.
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Step one, we need
cover identities.
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Teen names.
How do you pick your teen?
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-Your teen name is the street
you grew up on
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and your least favorite soda.
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-Let me just tweak that
a little bit.
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Teen name is your least
favorite soda
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and the first band
you ever loved.
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-Your teen name is the first
band you ever loved
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and the last name
of your high school teacher.
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-Okay and I liked mine.
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-Let me just tweak it
just a little bit.
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-Okay?
-Shut up!
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We're doing mine!
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First name is your least
favorite soda.
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Last name is your favorite soda.
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-[ Laughs ] Okay. Perfect.
-Hi.
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Hi, my name is Sprite Pepsi.
-[ Laughs ]
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And I'm 14 years old.
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-My name is RC Josta.
-RC Josta.
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What a sad life you must lead.
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-I choose hugs not drugs.
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-My name is Sprite Pepsi
and I'm abstinence until I die.
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-My name is Root beer Surge
and I love abstinence.
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-So we got our names.
We got our identities.
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I think we go out there,
find some teens,
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maybe change their lives.
-Yes.
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Try to teach them
how to communicate and live
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without their cell phones.
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-I want to get the cell
phone away from them in a way
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that we will
all have a lot of fun with.
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-I just think we need
to teach them to connect in
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a more like honest open --
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'cause I think the phone thing
is kind of a cry for help
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maybe a call
for help you know what I mean?
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-That would have been better
if you said that.
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-I think it is more of
a call for help.
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-I am actually bringing
something
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to the table for a change.
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I have a gateway team,
my sister-in-law Rileigh,
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who can introduce us
to other teens
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and give us
like someone on the inside.
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A woman on the inside
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and that will help us
I think to get connected.
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We can also go
to our old high school
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and try to recruit some teens.
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-We are just adults though.
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I don't think they are going
to open their doors
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and just like adults come on in.
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-I'm just going to try to sit
backwards on chairs a lot
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'cause I think that's good.
-That's good.
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I've seen that work.
-Can you try it in the chair
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you're currently
sitting in right now?
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-Yeah, I think we can do that.
It will be kind of like a.
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-Oh that's a wide boy isn't it.
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-Let me help you out.
-No, I got it.
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So it would be
sort of like this.
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-Oh god.
Don't break your fucking leg.
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-Yeah just don't get stuck.
-Okay now say something cool.
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-So hey, what's up with drugs?
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-If I was between the ages
of 13 and 19
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I would feel comfortable
and connected to you right now.
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-Then you say that is
a really great point.
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Premarital sex is only going to
get you one thing -- pleasure.
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Second thing -- babies.
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Two things you got, one is great
but the other one --
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is it worth it?
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I am here to tell you
today it's not.
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Just to prove that I am going
to rip a phonebook in half.
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-[ Laughs ]
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Can somebody help me
out of the chair?
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-We have two people
who relate to teens a lot.
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Who teens relate to.
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John and Hank Green.
Welcome to the show.
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-Thank you Hi.
-Hello.
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-We're only having brothers
on our show.
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-We've brought in a test teen.
-A test teen.
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-A test teen to see
how you relate to her.
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Can we bring
in the test teen, please?
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-My sister-in-law Rileigh.
-It is important to note she
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is a huge fan of you guys
and she doesn't know.
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-So Rileigh this is
Hank and John Green.
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-Oh my God.
-Hi!
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-Hello.
-They are going to show us
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how to relate to --
-Oh, my God.
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-Okay. You doing all right?
-I'm okay.
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-Okay.
-You okay?
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The specific question
we are trying to address here
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is how do you get like
how do you
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get teens to look away
from Instagram and all that?
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-Specifically, how do you
go about relating to a teen?
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-And relate.
-Hey, Rileigh.
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How is 21 Pilots doing?
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-I don't know that.
What is that?
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-Are you enjoying your time
with the Snapchat?
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-Yes.
The Snapchats are great.
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-So far so good.
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-We have obviously no idea
how to relate
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to actual American teenagers.
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I apologize Rileigh, but this
is always going to be a failure.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Oh.
Okay.
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-The more you try to seem cool
the worse it gets.
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Back me up here, Rileigh.
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The more adults try to seem
like they are hip
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and with it
the cringier it becomes.
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-Yep. Yep.
-Until it goes all
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the way around
and comes back to cool.
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We will have to test this out.
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-This is not an until moment.
-Nope.
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-The further you get,
the further you get.
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-We created a game
where you pick your teen name.
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-Your first name
is your least favorite soda.
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And then your last name
is your favorite soda.
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-I would either be Faygo Dr
Pepper or just Faygo Pepper.
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-Faygo Pepper is good.
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-So I would be Dr
Pepper Pamplemousse La Croix.
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[ Laughter ]
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-The famous brand out there.
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-And what's great is that could
also be your porn star name.
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-Rileigh, do you have any
questions real quick
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before we go?
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-I mean how -- how I don't --
-all right.
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-Thanks for your teen advice.
Bye, guys.
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-Bye.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Sorry. Hey, guys.
I'm Griffin.
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You can call me Sprite Pepsi.
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That's my teen name.
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-I'm Travis. Shit.
-What's up, guys?
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My name is Root beer Surge
and I'm a teen just like you.
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Somebody order snacks?
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Fruit Roll-Ups.
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-We have a listener
that wrote into us
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and wanted some help
with real teens like yourselves
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and so we are going
to try to figure out
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how we can all communicate
just a little bit better.
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-'Cause when you want
to communicate
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that's what makes
a winning team.
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-Do you have
any questions for us?
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-Nothing but a number,
right guys?
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-Actually.
-25.
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-Okay.
Okay. That's fine.
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-I think we are ready
to squad off.
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-We are going to separate
into team units
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and we're all just going to
learn sort of
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how to communicate
across the generational divide.
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-What we are talking about is
like our educational approaches.
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-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-I'm a rebel.
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Plays by his own rules.
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Named Root beer Surge
and I'd love it
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if you came with me
on some of the things
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that I'm going to make up
by tomorrow probably.
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-And I'm RC Josta
and I'm all about respect
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and letting you be you.
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-My name is Griffin
and this is my joke name.
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And I am just all about
like reconnecting
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with what's real
and what is important.
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-We'll close our eyes
245
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,812
and then you guys
stand behind the brother
246
00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,684
that you want to be mentored by.
247
00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:14,723
-Go to who you think is going
to give you the brightest future
248
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,718
this is the most important
decision you will ever make.
249
00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,920
-There is no wrong answer.
-There are two wrong answers.
250
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,022
[ Laughter ]
251
00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:20,953
-Okay.
-Okay.
252
00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:22,918
-Whenever you are ready.
253
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,726
-Go.
254
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,958
-I'm feeling.
I'm feeling good about it.
255
00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,867
I'm feeling a lot of aura
behind me.
256
00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:35,169
-I'm going to turn around
to see nine perfect teens.
257
00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:37,842
-I'm feeling a lot of energy.
-Okay.
258
00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:40,441
Can we look?
259
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,843
-Yeah, dog.
260
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:45,746
-Nice.
261
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,679
-We're all the cool kids
so I guess you can call us
262
00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:50,815
"The Breakfast Club."
-Behold my teens.
263
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,691
Caitlin and Salem.
264
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,020
-So this is my team.
265
00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:56,794
And we are all named Griffin
on this team.
266
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,864
-We are Griffin.
267
00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,932
-What is the one thing teachers
could do if they wanted
268
00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:04,162
to help you understand
the materials
269
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,797
for your class better?
270
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:13,811
-I mean yeah, Ben.
That would be really nice.
271
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:16,041
-So Griffin,
you got a cell phone, right?
272
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,876
-I do. Yeah.
273
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,181
-Are you pretty would
you say connected to it?
274
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,183
-I'd say I'm pretty
connected to it.
275
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,075
-But don't you feel
like your cell phone
276
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:27,087
is also kind of a prison from
which you can't really escape?
277
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,120
-I'm going to break you down
and build you back up.
278
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,186
-How do you feel about art?
279
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,033
-I love art.
-You love art?
280
00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:34,759
-I have like five art credits.
-Salem, what do you do?
281
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,995
-I play a lot of guitar.
-Are you any good?
282
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,500
-Yeah, actually yeah.
-Okay.
283
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,231
I need you to bring your guitar
to our event.
284
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:44,238
-How could teachers better
connect with their teens
285
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:46,341
and get through to them
get them to look up
286
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,843
from their phone
once in a while?
287
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,153
-I know what you're talking
about -- hold on. I got you.
288
00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:55,949
I know what you're saying.
-Oh, God.
289
00:11:55,983 --> 00:12:00,753
-Kind of like this. Kind of like
more plugged in, right?
290
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:03,088
-We will break you down
to your base elements
291
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,763
and rebuild you as powerful,
292
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,062
emotional warriors
and better people.
293
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:08,963
Are you ready for that?
294
00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:11,296
-So I'm working on a system.
-Okay.
295
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,371
-And it is all about
just unplugging from the things
296
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,970
that don't matter
and reconnecting
297
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,243
with the things
that does matter.
298
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:22,981
-So tomorrow we are going to
put this technology to the test.
299
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,240
Few things I guess just like
300
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,547
no extremely
loose fitting clothing.
301
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:30,749
Nothing loose and hanging
that like could be grabbed.
302
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:46,368
-Me, me, mine,
kind of coached that guy along.
303
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,799
I won that one
and that one and that one.
304
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,196
And that one.
305
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:53,007
They called me a lot of things
back in high school.
306
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,880
Mayor of Dunktown.
307
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,809
The big Bball King.
308
00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,805
-Your kingdom awaits.
-Thanks.
309
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,277
-So this is
where it all happened.
310
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,154
-I remember coming to all your
games, I would be up
311
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,223
in the stands cheering for my
big brother like go Justin.
312
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:09,062
-Nobody believed in me because
I had narcolepsy all year,
313
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:12,289
but I finally was on time
for a game.
314
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,285
-The miracle on wood.
315
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,257
-I remember it like
it was yesterday, dog.
316
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,826
-You'll never forget.
317
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:22,002
The score was 78/77
318
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:24,265
and the Huntington Kregs
were down.
319
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,214
At the buzzer it was just me.
320
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,010
I was the only one
who could do anything.
321
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:32,912
So I was like bounce pass.
-Another bounce pass.
322
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:35,246
-Caught it from here downtown
downtown sinker and then --
323
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,922
but wait, I had another teammate
that came down
324
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:42,621
and he caught it
and fell backwards.
325
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,425
-And then he missed it again.
Johnfield was right here
326
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:50,458
and he was like you
got it this time bud.
327
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,197
And at this point everybody
was up on their feet
328
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,972
screaming and cheering.
329
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:58,472
-Well, they called him Justin --
this is where he became Hoops.
330
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:02,475
-He put up that big two and --
331
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,049
but then Ramsey was
back over here
332
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,008
and he was like oh no,
I'll shoot it.
333
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:12,217
Justin's open.
He needs this he says.
334
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,952
And this one people
were ready to fight.
335
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,217
There was like
four seconds left.
336
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,955
-The other team went
and took a step back
337
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,431
and they're like
just let him have it.
338
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:22,359
-Announcer is like, "We've got a
real nailbiter on our hands.
339
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,995
Let's see if the change up can
take it home for us again."
340
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:28,972
-"If anyone can do it it's Hoops
the man McElroy."
341
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:32,112
-He's never missed
a half court fireball before.
342
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:39,079
-Five, four, three, two, one.
343
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,482
-[ Laughs ]
344
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:45,024
And it was just like that.
345
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,992
-I need a definite boost.
346
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:52,260
-Let's help Justin?
-Here. Go. Go. Go.
347
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,692
Okay. We got Justin up.
348
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,496
-Please don't fall over
the other side.
349
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,028
-You got to bounce with me.
350
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,974
-One, two, three.
[ Laughs ]
351
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,440
-Ow!
-I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
352
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:05,509
-It just hurts.
I have an ouch on my fanny.
353
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:08,538
-Look at Catwoman over here.
354
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,235
-I got some lessons here.
355
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:14,277
No books.
No punishment or rules.
356
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:15,324
-What kind of --
-Hold on --
357
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,418
-But rewards for doing well.
358
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:20,550
-Salem when asked what
he does he said guitar.
359
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,287
And I said on a scale of one
to ten how good are you?
360
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:26,293
He said an 8.
Pretty good.
361
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,996
-John Mayer is a nine
so he is like.
362
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,229
-I know.
-I have just one boy.
363
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,074
Let me tell you
everything about him.
364
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,240
His name is Griffin.
One time he flipped off a cop.
365
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,038
So we are basically
the same guy.
366
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,340
-Basically.
367
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,541
I think we have taken
all of these lessons
368
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,313
and I think we can
roll them into one curriculum
369
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:46,153
that is really going to move
and inspire these teens.
370
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,749
-I can't wait to move
these teens.
371
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,320
-I can't wait
to move these teens.
372
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,190
-I can't get down.
373
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:54,549
-I'll need a bunch of pillows
or some sort of staircase.
374
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,217
-I'm going for it.
375
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,986
-We're here practicing
the teen bottle flip.
376
00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,485
We are going to give it one,
two, three Kobe.
377
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:02,226
Are you ready?
One. Two. Three. Kobe.
378
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,404
-Griffin. First try.
-Count it.
379
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:10,043
-First try
-Count it.
380
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,300
-Shorter, shorter hops.
381
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:15,078
-Buckets.
Fuck!
382
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,238
[ Laughter ]
383
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,207
-I don't want the teens
to think we cheated.
384
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:21,106
-No teen.
-Whoa!
385
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,362
-Hello, teens.
386
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,791
Turn your phones off.
387
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,385
No.
Go on.
388
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,527
I think you are going to find
they are going to be
389
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:38,272
pretty unnecessary out here.
390
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,398
-Rileigh?
-I don't have my phone!
391
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:44,303
I promise.
I don't have pockets.
392
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,537
-Eye on you.
393
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,342
-I want you to be
in touch with yourselves.
394
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:50,144
Unafraid to be the you
that I know you can be.
395
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:55,117
I want you to bloom into
the beautiful emotional roses
396
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,318
I see within each one of you.
397
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,820
-So, Griffin,
I brought you out here
398
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,391
to show you something
very exciting
399
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,360
I have been working on
for a really long time
400
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,589
that I kind of designed
to break down the barriers
401
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,194
between you and me.
402
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,396
Between adult and teenager.
403
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,258
-I love that.
That's beautiful.
404
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,068
That's Kayla's inner being.
405
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,500
You've done an amazing job Kayla
and I'm very proud of you.
406
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:20,435
[ Guitar music plays ]
407
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,213
-What are some other apps
that you guys use? Ben?
408
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,383
-Twitter.
-Twitter.
409
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:28,621
Shh. [Mouths "Listen"].
410
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,378
I thought
there would be more birds.
411
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:33,147
Imagine in post -- we'll just
get it in post okay?
412
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:36,156
You hear it now right?
413
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,289
That's a bird.
414
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:38,694
That's nature's Twitter.
415
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,385
-Play. Play. Play. Play.
What your heart tells you.
416
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,298
What is in your heart.
Is this your heart?
417
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,170
Is this your heart feeling,
are you playing your heart?
418
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,498
Why are you doing
charcoal Caitlyn?
419
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:47,673
-Because I said I was bad at it
420
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,300
and you're trying
to prove me wrong.
421
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,296
-No.
-I don't know the right answer.
422
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:52,438
-Because you're great at it.
423
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,212
Why are you doing
charcoal, Caitlyn?
424
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,411
-Because I'm great at it.
-Why are you doing charcoal?
425
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,313
-Because I'm great!
426
00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:01,275
-Throughout nature just using
the things nature's provided.
427
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,454
A leaf.
428
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,182
Some charcoal.
429
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:07,347
And then I say I want
to remember this time
430
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:10,187
when all my friends
were together.
431
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,623
Look.
432
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:18,668
Is there any difference
between this and Instagram?
433
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,328
Snapchat.
It's gone.
434
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:25,238
-I don't know if I prepared
you enough for my invention.
435
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,172
It's so important
that you be safe.
436
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,477
Follow my lead.
437
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:32,278
It will acknowledge us
before we acknowledge it.
438
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,752
Right about here
is this is about as close
439
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:40,621
as I want us to be right now.
440
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:43,293
So this is the clown box.
441
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:44,363
You're going to hand it
your phone.
442
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,231
-Mm-hmm.
-It will take the phone.
443
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,629
It'll give you a gift.
444
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,760
It may drop your gift
to try to make you bend down
445
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,396
in front of the clown box.
446
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,301
That's a trick.
447
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,443
Let's just bow really quick
to it to sort of.
448
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,238
-Yeah, okay.
449
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,541
-We're going
to approach you now.
450
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,243
We have a device.
451
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:03,505
all right. Let's get it going.
-All right.
452
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:07,253
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
453
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,520
-Slower even.
454
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,487
-[ Creepy laughter ]
455
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:34,268
-Back up slow.
Thank it.
456
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,607
-Thank you.
-Louder.
457
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,512
-Thank you.
-Good. Good. Good.
458
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,684
-What did you get?
-I got a maze.
459
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,283
-Oh you got a little
hand drawn maze.
460
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,415
-Yeah, that's awesome.
-You feel this?
461
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:45,751
-I feel it.
I feel the connection.
462
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,455
-And if you were on your
-Yeah, we'd be texting it.
463
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,458
-Yeah.
-The secret to that maze --
464
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,993
-When I made the clown box
I thought I'd have
465
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,397
more teens on my team
466
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:59,429
so I think it wants
more cell phones.
467
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:02,266
-Maybe we can like give it
like a rock or something. Here.
468
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:06,670
-We are going to approach you
with another gift.
469
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,236
Please don't touch its skin.
470
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:20,316
We're here
with another offering.
471
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,493
[ Banging ]
472
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,521
-Oh shit.
-Oh my.
473
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,016
-Back up.
474
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,627
Back up a little bit faster now.
-all right. Okay.
475
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,860
-Oh shit.
Shit. Shit.
476
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,697
It's not supposed to go back
in without a gift.
477
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,332
[ Pounding ]
478
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,737
-What should we do?
-I didn't plan for this.
479
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,439
I'm going to go try to find
480
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,571
some people back up top
with more cell phones.
481
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,777
-Okay.
-Help. We need cell phones.
482
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,849
[ Pounding ]
483
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:48,618
-Griffin!
484
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,848
[ Creepy music plays ]
485
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,788
[ Laughs creepily ]
486
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,333
Ahhh!
487
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:09,366
-It's really hard making
a TV show, you know.
488
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:13,912
You think it's going to be all
Seinfeld and lollipops you know?
489
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,340
And sometimes you feel
a little lost
490
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:18,376
and you try to do your best
with the teens.
491
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,681
You aren't even looking at me.
492
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,783
I'm here for you.
493
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,645
And you guys probably can't
even subscribe to
494
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,454
See So 'cause you're underage
495
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:27,786
and there are some
adult stuff on there.
496
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:30,090
But please if you guys
can just really ham it up
497
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,732
and talk about what a difference
I have made in your lives
498
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,659
that would really mean
a lot to me.
499
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,604
Yeah, I don't really
have anything else.
500
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:39,099
So if you guys want to start
walking back I'll --
501
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:45,841
-I think I needed
some time by myself.
502
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:47,712
-Is this your first time?
-Yeah, actually.
503
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:49,540
-You're doing
a really great job.
504
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:51,636
I like how you are painting
the edges too. That's nice.
505
00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:52,848
Everybody's doing
a really great job.
506
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,549
I am proud of you both.
507
00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:56,651
Caitlyn do you feel like
maybe I have reshaped you
508
00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:58,493
into like a powerful human being
509
00:21:58,518 --> 00:21:59,818
who is ready to go off
to college?
510
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:02,562
-I don't know about ready
to go off to college.
511
00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:03,819
-Just answer the first part
then. That's fine.
512
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,126
-Yes.
-Okay.
513
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,828
-Griffin! Griffin!
514
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,931
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
515
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:14,633
Oh, no! No!
No! No!
516
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,567
I got to tell my brothers.
517
00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:25,480
-How do you think we did?
Did we connect with you?
518
00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:30,382
Go ahead.
-I mean...
519
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,447
-You know, that's not bad.
Thank you.
520
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,915
I'll take that.
Thank you so much.
521
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:35,493
-Caitlyn, how did I do?
522
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:36,622
-Good.
-Yeah?
523
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,487
-Positive yelling.
- That's good.
524
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:44,726
I like that.
-Thank you.
525
00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:47,004
One second guys.
-Something happened.
526
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:49,003
-I lost my boy.
The boss got the boy.
527
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,865
We all have to go
or we're all going to die.
528
00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:52,943
-That's a wrap everybody.
529
00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:55,612
-We got to go.
-Let's get in the van.
530
00:22:55,642 --> 00:22:57,682
[ Indistinct yelling ]
531
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,710
-Oh, my God no!
The box.
532
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:01,606
-No!
533
00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:02,718
-Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
534
00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:04,419
-Leave them.
It's too late.
535
00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:07,491
-Through your sacrifice
we shall live.
536
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,760
-[ Screaming ]
537
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:11,858
-That way, that way!
Go, go!
538
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:18,501
-Fuck, fuck!
-[ Screams ]
539
00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:19,801
-Griffin.
[ Screams ]
540
00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:26,772
-Griffin!
Guys, where are you?
541
00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:30,736
-No!
542
00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:34,477
-I thought we were Griffin.
I thought you loved me.
543
00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:35,884
-I abandoned my boy.
544
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,645
-I thought we were Griffin.
545
00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:39,694
-I abandoned my boy!
546
00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:43,061
[ Screams ]
547
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,819
[ Buzzing ]
548
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,960
[ Creepy music plays ]
549
00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:29,699
-Hey, teens. You all thirsty?
Yeah, me too.
550
00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:32,066
I love I had a nice, cold water.
551
00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:35,644
'Cause I love an ice,
cold water.
552
00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:38,805
Ice, cold water.
553
00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:41,876
Hey, teens.
Do you want freshie?
554
00:24:41,914 --> 00:24:44,024
Water. Water.
555
00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:45,990
Teens, I love a nice, cold.
556
00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:49,518
Hey teens here's thr--
Yeah, water!
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