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- Previously on "family karma"...
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- Our parents basically founded this community.
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They had arranged marriages;
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we had arranged friendships.
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- We grew up doing temple classes as kids.
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- We're gonna be friends always.
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- Use that vagine.
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- I've moved home and regressed 12 years.
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It's a cluster----.
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- Bye, daddy!
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- I've known monica since sixth grade.
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- You're gonna gaze
at each other, and it's--
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- fierce gaze.
- Okay. [laughs]
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- when we're at her house,
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it's me and her talking,
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her cooking and feeding me.
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- Does it?
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- Why are you, like,
on me?
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Richa is the love of my life.
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We are in a long-distance
relationship.
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Half the time, she is living in memphis with her mom.
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At the diwali kick-off gala, I invited all my friends.
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I also invited richa's mom.
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♪ ♪
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if I tell you to leave vishal,
are you gonna leave him?
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Marriage means
two families together.
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But they try to cut me out.
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[lively indian music]
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♪ ♪
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[woman singing]
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[lively indian music]
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♪ ♪
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- seven years.
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- Oh, god.
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- You always make my mom seem
so agitated; she's fine.
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- She really scares you
that much?
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Chillax.
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- The best-case scenario for this gala
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is for our families to get along.
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- Five years ago,
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richa's mom, she talked crap about me.
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I don't think she thought
I had a job
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and I was just focusing
on acting.
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- I was really offended,
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because why would anybody talk about someone
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that they don't even know anything about them, you know?
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- It's because
I'm dating her daughter.
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- He's always been
my baby.
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You feel like you have
to protect them, you know?
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- Maybe, maybe.
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This gala is magnificent, and I'm seeing all the girls,
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and I'm like a kid
in a candy store.
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- Brian is my best friend,
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so I'm trying to, like, scope out girls for him.
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- Oh, my god,
you're gonna try--
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not that he needs the help,
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but I'll be his wing girl,
you know?
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- I need a ----ing drink
right now.
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- Whatevs.
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- Brian and monica,
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they would be
such a cute couple.
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They spend all their time together.
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They've got to be banging
on the side, right?
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- I'll do dewar's and ginger. Perfect.
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- It's not bad.
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- You were deeply engaged,
and I just--
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I didn't know
what you were doing.
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- About what?
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I want nothing to do
with this.
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Next events I go to,
if somebody wants to talk to me,
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I'm deaf or I'm not there.
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Like, I don't know you;
you don't know me.
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♪ ♪
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- what?
- No, I'm just saying.
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I'm making a statement.
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- I tried to wear a sari,
and I had malfunction.
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- I'm very close
to reshma parvani.
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We've known each other for 25 years.
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- Our friend group, we've all grown up together
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because our moms are best friends.
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I call it
the auntie army.
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They're like more parents, and they're all spying on you.
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- If you say so.
[laughs]
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hi, lopa.
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How you doing?
- Pretty good.
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- Same here.
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So how's life?
Tell me.
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- Even though we've known
the parvanis for so long,
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vishal really doesn't talk
about richa and her family.
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All I know is, he's scared of his future mother-in-law.
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- I don't think
I've ever told you this,
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but, like, half the time,
I think she doesn't like me.
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- You know my family.
We just want the best for you.
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Poor thing.
I'm scared of her.
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- You're down here for richa
planning her wedding?
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- I don't know.
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- She's a very good friend of mine, she is,
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and I've not seen
that side of her.
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- Oh, my god, she's ranting about vishal's family.
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There's no stopping her.
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- I feel
I'm in a hurricane
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and I don't have shutters
or anything.
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You know,
I'm just dying here.
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Reshma's my close friend,
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and obviously
I have to tell her
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what lopa has said,
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because she's out here
to sabotage a relationship.
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She's very cocky and thinks
she can get away with murder.
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[seagulls squawking]
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- if you asked me five years ago
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where I would be right now, I would never have told you
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I'd be living with my parents,
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trying to start a clothing line.
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I would have told you
I'd be married,
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with kids and a family.
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So #fail.
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I'm excited to see lourdes.
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She said wear red underwear
for love,
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yellow for prosperity,
green for harmony.
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- Yes, so I'm wearing
a floral with green leaves.
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- That sounds like
a hot mess, mom.
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I'm meeting my spiritual guru, lourdes,
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because I've a lot going on,
and I don't have the answers.
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I hope
she's in a good mood.
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I love consulting psychics.
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You know, a called a guy
in wyoming named charles.
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And, you know, I didn't know him.
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I called him on the phone. I, like, paid him 60 bucks.
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And he said I'd be married.
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This was about three years ago.
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I'm still not married, charles.
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In fact, I live at home now.
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Charles.
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[both laugh]
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- life has unexpected bumps,
so that's a golf cart.
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- That's true.
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Can you believe I still
haven't heard from vishal?
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- Give him time.
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- Everything with the gala,
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it's just been so dramatic
and annoying.
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Right after the gala, my mom told vishal's mom
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what auntie lopa said,
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and now it's a sh--show.
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I've been trying to call vishal
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to make sure he's okay.
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But he hasn't responded. I've received nothing.
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It's definitely
out of character.
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We usually talk
all day every day.
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He calls me first thing
in the morning
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while he's taking a sh--.
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- Maybe he's fighting
with demons,
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like, "oh,
what could have happened?
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What did they say?"
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- hey, you sleep through all your alarms?
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Huh?
Don't you need to get ready?
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- No, I want to stay
in bed.
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- Well,
that's not possible.
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- Anisha's actually been
blowing up my phone
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since the gala too.
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- What does it have to do
with her?
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- That's what I said.
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I was like,
"does it involve us?"
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no, it involves the parents.
They'll handle it.
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- The only thing that my mom
said about your mom is,
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"she's still ignoring me."
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- I planned this gala so they
can actually speak properly,
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and the exact opposite happened.
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Now I have a lot of
other things on my mind.
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"will this affect me and richa's relationship?
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Can we get married?"
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I don't know what to do.
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I wish we could just brush
everything underneath the rug.
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I don't want to talk
about it
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with anisha or my friends.
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- I don't think that anisha's
just gonna ignore it, but okay.
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You let me know how that goes.
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- That's what he likes to do.
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He doesn't like to talk
about anything.
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But at some point,
you wonder, like,
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"when are you gonna grow up?"
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with us, there's no rug.
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- Eventually,
the dirt has to come out,
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because it can make you sick.
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Here we are. I'm all ready for it.
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[doorbell chiming]
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hi, lourdes!
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- Welcome!
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- So good to see you.
- You too.
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Let's try to be
completely north
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and next to the sun.
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- Are we north?
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- Yeah,
that's what I'm checking.
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- Yeah.
- Lie down, please.
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- I love lourdes.
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- She met
the de-lie lama.
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- Dalai lama.
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- Yeah, and she does
the tibetan healing.
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[bell ringing]
- she knows what she's doing.
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- She went to china to cure
herself, she says, of lupus.
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She's come out of it.
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- She claims
to have seen the light.
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- And now you are gonna
visualize a big bubble
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that is growing, growing,
growing,
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growing around you.
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And it's expanding, expanding,
expanding a lot.
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Three, two, one.
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[bell rings]
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now, how do you feel?
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- I feel great, lourdes.
Thank you.
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- These are from iceland.
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They're real viking runes.
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[stones clattering]
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- will my business
be successful?
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- It will go a success.
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- Will I have a kid?
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- Yes.
You're gonna have a kid.
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- Okay.
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- Oh, my god.
[laughs]
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I'm very excited,
because I know
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she's going to be
such a great mother.
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- Can you look her eyes?
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Can you look her face,
how she looks so happy?
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- Coming up...
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- Divorce still was kind of
taboo in our community.
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When I finally got divorced,
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I realized that I ruined
my child's life.
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- If it was up to my dad,
it would have been arranged.
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- Our parents wanted a doctor
or some bullsh--, whatever.
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- My mom really had to fight for love,
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and it inspires me to do the same.
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I am looking for an indian girl,
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and, you know, idealistically,
I'd love to find a jasmine.
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- Okay, yeah, but I mean
in the indian sense.
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[light upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- lucy!
I'm home!
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- Hi.
- What's up?
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- You have to continue
to work while--
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- well, yeah.
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I mean, I'm never done working
until, like, 5:00.
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- Listen, what I have been
saying to you
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for I don't know
how many months:
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Your room has to be
in order.
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Can you tell what are
your dirty clothes,
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what are your clean clothes,
from the piles that you have?
246
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- Yes, you know
what that's called?
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The smell test, okay?
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- Yuck!
That's such a--
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why are things on the floor?
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- Well, I'm backed up.
I told you this.
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- What the (bleep)
does "backed up" mean?
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- Have you ever been behind
on something?
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- Never.
254
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,632
When you have your wife,
oh, my god.
255
00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:42,100
- She's gonna understand.
256
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:44,736
- Please give him a wife,
because god help me.
257
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:45,970
Let me show you.
258
00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:47,005
- In the indian community,
259
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:48,807
until I get married,
260
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:51,409
living at home is definitely normal.
261
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:54,079
- I love you at home,
but step it up a notch.
262
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:56,948
Your future wife
has high expectations.
263
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,416
- So he's in training,
basically, right?
264
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:04,055
- She's like, "oh, my god,
you're an idiot,"
265
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,323
is pretty much
what she said.
266
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,758
- No, I didn't say that.
267
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,460
- Oh, (bleep).
- Oh, my god.
268
00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:10,328
- Nia broke
my ----ing hanger again.
269
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,763
- Don't blame my dog right now.
270
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,631
- What do you mean?
You let her in my room.
271
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:16,768
- Look at this.
272
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:17,769
I gave you a container
for socks.
273
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,571
You can't even zip it up.
274
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,673
- But there's a lot of socks,
so I got to dig through them.
275
00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:22,974
- That's not my problem,
276
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,577
mr. Participant
of the "socks club."
277
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,479
- look, I got donuts on today.
278
00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:29,180
- Sweetheart, listen.
This is bad.
279
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,849
You know, you're an adult.
280
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,684
- I will not be living at home
till I'm 40.
281
00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:33,752
Hell, no.
282
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:35,320
I thought we agreed
283
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,489
that if I'm gonna stay
in this house,
284
00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:39,124
it's partially mine.
285
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,925
- [laughing]
286
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:49,067
♪ ♪
287
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:53,071
- me and vishal usually have our weekly lunch,
288
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,973
but he's gone radio silent.
289
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,841
I mean, this is someone who would tell me
290
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:59,844
when he was shaving his chest,
waxing his eyebrows,
291
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:02,013
and now I don't know what's going on at all.
292
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,282
- Hi.
Ah, I see her.
293
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,850
- You look stunning,
as usual.
294
00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:07,886
- You look gorgeous too.
- I love your hair back.
295
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,220
- How are you?
- I'm good.
296
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,389
Are you gonna drink?
- Yeah, done.
297
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,824
Where is our waiter?
298
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,659
- Yeah, I would love
to order some food.
299
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,995
- Oh, I love
the wagyu beef tartare roll.
300
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,463
- You said that
like an indian.
301
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:21,166
- [gasps] I did?
What did I say?
302
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,867
- "vagyu beef."
303
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:24,402
- which one is it?
Wagyu?
304
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,504
- All I know is,
you said "v."
305
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,039
- [laughing]
306
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,641
- everyone knows bali.
307
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,543
- She's fabulous,
and she does her own thing,
308
00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:32,911
and she doesn't give a (bleep).
309
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,813
- Bali's always been
like my auntie.
310
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,981
Basically, she's friends with my mom,
311
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:39,818
but she also tries
to be friends with my friends.
312
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,653
- She's in her 40s,
313
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:45,256
so she is technically
an auntie.
314
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,825
But I can't call bali
an auntie.
315
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:49,594
I mean, look at her.
She's so hot.
316
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,996
♪ ♪
317
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,165
- I'm here!
318
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:57,335
Just a tad late.
319
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,238
- Thank you very much.
320
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,608
So, clearly, I'm not
your typical indian woman--
321
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,443
not just because all of this
322
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:08,112
but also because I've been
married and divorced twice.
323
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:12,617
My first marriage was to a very wealthy man in india.
324
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,419
We had a beautiful daughter, anushka,
325
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,955
and I lived
a really fabulous life.
326
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:20,525
Unfortunately, the marriage started falling apart,
327
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,060
so I left.
328
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,432
- I gave up a lot of money.
329
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:30,568
I mean, there was a button on the side of my bed.
330
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:33,972
If I pressed it incessantly,
they knew
331
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,807
I just wanted somebody
to do this
332
00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:38,243
to my arms or to my feet.
333
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,712
I miss that button so much.
334
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,047
- I'm so glad we're, like,
having sushi on a Tuesday.
335
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,883
- I know.
I love it.
336
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:47,252
And my shoe just broke.
337
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,987
[both laugh]
338
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,488
see?
- They're cute.
339
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,923
- I mean,
but what just happened?
340
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,424
- Oh, my.
341
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,893
- Can I get you guys anything
to start?
342
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,794
- I was thinking
the big-eye tuna.
343
00:14:56,796 --> 00:15:00,231
- Do you guys have, like,
an extra pair of shoes?
344
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,900
I'm not even joking.
345
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:04,402
- I'm so sorry.
- No, it's not your fault.
346
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,771
- That's terrible.
- I'm very close to bali.
347
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,207
We think the same way.
We laugh at the same things.
348
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:12,577
- No, but don't tell me.
349
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,145
- "shoes breaking, meaning."
350
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:17,448
oh, my god.
351
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,817
- What does that mean?
352
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,486
- Nothing, 'cause
I know it's not true.
353
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:22,520
That's why
I think it's funny.
354
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,821
- What is it?
Tell me.
355
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,424
- That your sex life
is dusty.
356
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,259
- Oh, really?
357
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:32,330
Because I'm almost
40-blah-blah-blah years old,
358
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,265
and it's the best sex
of my life right now.
359
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,000
O'malley, my boyfriend, we've been
360
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:38,136
in a long-distance relationship for a few years.
361
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,837
He is an olympian weightlifter.
362
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:43,107
He's massive.
363
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,842
What's been going on
with you, babe?
364
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,811
Have you fully adjusted
to living back at home?
365
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,613
- The price of living at home
366
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,382
is just my mom telling me
to get married every day.
367
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,384
- Now, is it just
a general conversation,
368
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,619
or is it a vishnu conversation?
369
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,187
- It's a vishnu conversation.
370
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:59,657
I was with an indian guy
named vishnu for 12 years.
371
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:02,493
I was killing it.
I was the perfect indian girl.
372
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,861
Things have changed.
373
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,697
We both put our careers first,
374
00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:07,532
and we're not together anymore.
375
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:08,700
- Was vishnu
your first boyfriend?
376
00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:10,134
- First everything.
377
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,570
- How long did you guys wait
before you had sex?
378
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,305
- It's extreme.
379
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,440
- [laughs]
380
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,475
- I waited three years.
381
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,078
When it finally happened,
382
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,980
I felt like an old hag
having sex.
383
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:24,482
Like, it was about time.
"let's get it done."
384
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,051
- what's next?
385
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:29,220
- I thought I would be married,
with a family by now.
386
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,555
- I can't sit here and, like,
387
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,523
"oh, marriage is
the best thing ever."
388
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:33,925
it's not.
389
00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:36,694
- The clock is ticking.
I'm 34.
390
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,696
And not a clue,
for the first time in my life,
391
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,198
of what the next step is.
392
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,432
- I call bullsh-- on people
393
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,234
that say they have it
all figured out.
394
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,036
I mean, I wing it
every day, anisha.
395
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,738
I wing being a parent.
396
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,706
Just go be happy.
Just do you.
397
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,541
- Thank god for bali,
398
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,077
because she's the complete opposite of vishal.
399
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:56,347
She has nothing to hide.
And she talks a lot.
400
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,349
- Are you kidding me?
401
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,051
My other shoe just broke.
402
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:02,053
- Oh, my god.
- [laughing]
403
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,856
what is going on?
- What is wrong with this?
404
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,591
- You just have
a bad sex life.
405
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,026
- Coming up...
406
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,293
- Like, how do you
really feel, though,
407
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:10,795
I mean, like,
as far as friends?
408
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,397
Like, that's where
your head's at.
409
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,765
- Yeah.
Where's your head at?
410
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:16,834
- You know, I think--
I think a little more.
411
00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:21,439
- I was 24.
412
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:22,907
Mommy was the first one
I met, actually,
413
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,476
and then I shopped around,
saw a few others...
414
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,412
- That is so wrong.
That is so wrong.
415
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,880
I would never get
an arranged marriage.
416
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,181
Hell, no.
417
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,783
- I wouldn't do it again
either.
418
00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:34,786
[upbeat indian music]
419
00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:41,159
♪ ♪
420
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,994
- oh, wow, look at this.
421
00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:45,129
- Who's this little guy?
- Simba.
422
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:47,231
- Did we want to order anything
for little simba?
423
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,801
- Yeah, the boca chicken.
424
00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:51,069
Thank you.
425
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,570
- What time is it in india?
426
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,072
- 9:30 at night.
427
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,940
I was in india
for four weeks.
428
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,075
- Hi, daddy!
429
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,310
I wish I was in india
right now, I'm not gonna lie.
430
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,645
We're not just father and daughter.
431
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,280
- We're buddies.
432
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,681
- It's kind of like
a bonnie-and-clyde combo,
433
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:04,816
only, like,
we don't rob banks.
434
00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:06,150
- No, we would never
rob a bank.
435
00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:07,485
- No.
- No, that would be wrong.
436
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:08,986
- He's actually eating.
437
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:11,989
So my new thing is,
I want to go to budapest.
438
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:14,125
- Budapest?
That sounds interesting.
439
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,160
- Do you have, like,
a bucket list
440
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:17,762
of things
that you want to do?
441
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,130
- Lose 40 pounds.
That would be--
442
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,499
- no, that's not
a bucket list item.
443
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,201
Jump out of a plane?
444
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,870
- That's on your list,
not mine.
445
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,305
What else?
Hmm.
446
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,307
- Do you ever feel like
you want to, like--
447
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:32,777
like, I'm not a fan of
the whole dating realm, but...
448
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:36,647
- Oh, we're going there.
[laughs]
449
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:39,383
I don't think
I'm ready for that.
450
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:42,019
Or right now, I'm not
really interested in that.
451
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:45,523
- You ever feel like
you're, like, alone?
452
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,658
- Mm...
453
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,528
It's okay.
It is what it is, right?
454
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:54,098
- The indian community promotes painting a perfect picture.
455
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,800
When you go through a divorce
456
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,702
in a community
where all eyes are on you,
457
00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:00,738
there's almost, like, a little
bit of shame attached to it.
458
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,006
I missed you at the gala.
459
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:03,708
- Oh, really?
- It was nice.
460
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,743
Why did you, like,
not want to, like--
461
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,311
'cause you were very, like,
uninterested
462
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,579
in the indian community
for a little bit.
463
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:09,847
- I think after the divorce,
464
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,382
I think I just kind of
lost interest.
465
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,584
- But do you feel like
when you did go around it,
466
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,520
did people, like,
probe questions?
467
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:18,256
- A little, and I think
that's why I just kind of said,
468
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,891
"you know what?
I'm staying away from all this."
469
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,526
- yeah.
470
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:24,028
- Monica was 15 when her mom and I got divorced.
471
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,164
I was overcome with guilt,
472
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,865
and to this day,
I carry that guilt,
473
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:31,736
because I realize
that I ruined my child's life.
474
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,738
- No, you didn't.
- Well...
475
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,941
In this society,
you have that pressure.
476
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:39,777
I felt like they looked at me in a different way,
477
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,780
and that's why I think
I withdrew from society.
478
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,749
I just didn't want
to deal with it.
479
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:47,218
But remember, monica,
we're going back
480
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,020
13, 14 years ago.
481
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:52,423
The word "divorce" still was
kind of taboo in our community.
482
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,225
- Huge, like--
483
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,694
- you know, I didn't want
to put you in the middle of,
484
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,396
"why is this going on?"
485
00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,931
you know, I didn't want that.
486
00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:01,465
- By you not coming,
487
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,234
then people ask,
"where's your dad?"
488
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:05,603
- well, I did come
for your dances every year.
489
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,371
- It felt like all of us
went through a divorce,
490
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,940
like me included in it.
491
00:20:08,942 --> 00:20:11,576
It taught me so many life lessons.
492
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:14,378
It's really hard to just get
in a relationship with anybody,
493
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:17,315
because I want to be so careful
with who I pick.
494
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,884
Like, I don't want it to be
two households,
495
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,485
'cause that was hard on me.
496
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:23,821
I think simba has the -itis.
He's, like, knocked out.
497
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,723
- Oh, 'cause he ate
so much.
498
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,258
You little heifer.
499
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:33,664
♪ ♪
500
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:34,599
- you getting your hair done
today?
501
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,234
- I think I'm just gonna get
a beard trim.
502
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,568
- I just got mine cut
on Tuesday,
503
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,836
so I just need a drink.
504
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,671
♪ ♪
505
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,173
- cheers.
506
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:43,741
- I was out
till 4:30 last night.
507
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,409
I might have to
not drink as much.
508
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,278
What's up, man?
How are you?
509
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,813
- How's it going, bro?
- Good.
510
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,414
- We brought a ton of jameson,
shaan.
511
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,516
Feel free to let it flow.
512
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:54,418
- I also brought a bottle too.
It's really good.
513
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,754
- See, that's a classy bottle.
He brings a full bottle.
514
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,323
- Shaan patel is like my baby brother.
515
00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:01,025
I've known him his whole life.
516
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,827
- I look at shaan
as mr. Miami.
517
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:05,429
- The patels created
the indian community here.
518
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:08,099
They were one of the first indians here.
519
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,634
♪ ♪
520
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,636
the patels are extremely wealthy.
521
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:14,272
- They all live
on the patel compound.
522
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,007
- I love going to the compound.
523
00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:17,775
You can't miss the statues.
524
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,443
- Totally different. No one else has it.
525
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,945
- I don't want a statue.
526
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,346
- Not in my house, because I may be scared
527
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:24,515
when I come down
and see something like that.
528
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,017
[ominous music]
529
00:21:26,019 --> 00:21:27,551
- I'm not a fan of the statues.
530
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:28,786
It's a nice house, though.
Nice house.
531
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,321
- Beautiful property.
532
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,889
- Ooh, can I try it a little bit?
533
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,291
- Yeah.
- Oh, my god!
534
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:35,459
[laughter]
535
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:36,861
- can I try his beard next?
- No.
536
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:38,396
- What's going on, bro?
537
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:39,497
- Sorry I'm late, man.
538
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,065
Let me get some ginger ale too.
539
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:42,733
- No, you're drinking it
straight, like a man.
540
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:45,136
- Oh, my god, there's one-upmanship
541
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:46,370
all the time in indian culture,
542
00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:48,205
especially indian guys.
543
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:49,740
It's always like a competition.
544
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:50,608
- I can drink you
under the table.
545
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,143
- What?
- Don't get me started, bro.
546
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:53,711
"well, I drink bourbon."
547
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,079
it's like, "well, I drink
the best bourbon."
548
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:57,014
- amrit, you were out
till 4:30?
549
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:58,983
- Yeah, apparently, I thought
I was turning 21 again.
550
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,318
And it was fun.
551
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,819
- All right, I'm in the chair.
552
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,154
- So you got rowdy last night,
or you kept it--
553
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,323
- define "rowdy."
554
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:08,926
[music blaring
and people cheering]
555
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,262
at no point in the night
was I like,
556
00:22:11,264 --> 00:22:12,863
"oh, my god,
I am about to"--
557
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,932
- like, cheat?
- Yeah.
558
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,400
I trust myself, and I know
559
00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:17,935
I can do the long distance
with nicholas.
560
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:20,171
But 30 minutes away
from south beach.
561
00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:23,541
Everyone on south beach has,
like, 4% body fat.
562
00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,343
Gorgeous men.
563
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:26,844
I'm not gonna promise you
that I'm not gonna look.
564
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,579
I'm gonna look.
565
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,448
- Also, now you're living
in your parents' house.
566
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:33,417
- I know, maybe--
[laughter]
567
00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:35,720
- not a lot of options
for you to do that in.
568
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:37,355
- What I say to girls,
'cause I'm living at home,
569
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:40,424
I'll just say, "yeah, you know,
I got roommates."
570
00:22:40,426 --> 00:22:42,259
- have you brought monica home?
571
00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:43,894
- Nope, never.
572
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:45,629
- Is there anything going on
with you and monica?
573
00:22:45,631 --> 00:22:46,897
- Ooh, ooh.
574
00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:48,099
- There should be,
though.
575
00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:49,633
You'd be
an attractive couple.
576
00:22:49,635 --> 00:22:51,202
- Wait, so is there actually
something happening?
577
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:52,470
- I don't know,
to be honest with you.
578
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:53,537
I don't know
where her head's at.
579
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,272
- Are you ready to be serious?
580
00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:56,741
- I mean, I'm always--
I mean, nothing's set in--
581
00:22:56,743 --> 00:22:58,075
I mean, she didn't say anything.
582
00:22:58,077 --> 00:22:59,310
I mean,
nothing's been established.
583
00:22:59,312 --> 00:23:00,644
We're not dating, so--
584
00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:02,146
- [stammers]
she's really weird with dating.
585
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,948
- Why do you say that?
- Uh-oh!
586
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:05,649
- Is this weird that,
like, mom and bali
587
00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:07,051
kind of set this up?
588
00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,587
- I don't know.
589
00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,756
- Yeah.
She tells me everything.
590
00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:15,626
- Unimpressed.
591
00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:17,261
- Do you like indian girls,
or do you like white girls?
592
00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:18,696
- I've never dated
an indian girl in my life.
593
00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:22,433
- But it's the pressure, right?
Our parents.
594
00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:24,068
- My parents would prefer
I married indian,
595
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:26,337
but they know
they can't control their kids.
596
00:23:26,339 --> 00:23:28,472
- My brother married, like,
non-indian.
597
00:23:28,474 --> 00:23:30,141
- Yeah.
- He had to deal with hell.
598
00:23:30,143 --> 00:23:31,842
- And you ended up with richa,
which is really fortunate.
599
00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:33,444
- Yeah, yeah.
- She's indian.
600
00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:35,413
- The first time I met richa's mother,
601
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:37,181
richa was like, "oh, you're gonna have it so easy,
602
00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:39,049
because you're the first
indian boy I'm dating."
603
00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:41,685
[sighs]
you can't win them all.
604
00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:43,120
Thursday
is my seven-year anniversary.
605
00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:44,655
- Yes.
- Ooh.
606
00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:47,258
- So I told amrit to help me
plan my date.
607
00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:48,492
- I mean,
what are you thinking?
608
00:23:48,494 --> 00:23:50,861
- She loves animals.
- Oh.
609
00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:52,430
So it's a seven-year-versary.
- Yeah.
610
00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,098
- And then now
it's peaches and cream.
611
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,332
- Yeah.
612
00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:56,667
- My dad happened
to get cornered
613
00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:57,835
by vishal's mother-in-law.
614
00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:04,175
- I'm gonna keep my mouth shut,
615
00:24:04,177 --> 00:24:06,477
but in the indian community especially,
616
00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:10,347
fights among families can
totally destroy an engagement.
617
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,284
- Coming up...
618
00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:15,519
- I was really taken back
by lopa.
619
00:24:15,521 --> 00:24:19,123
I just feel it should have been
one-on-one with your family.
620
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,691
- So if they want to judge me
621
00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:23,427
based on somebody else's
opinion, go for it.
622
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:28,199
[laid-back music]
623
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,000
♪ ♪
624
00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:33,003
- image in indian culture
is really, really important.
625
00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:34,605
When I lived in bombay,
626
00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:36,941
I was the beauty editor at elle india.
627
00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:39,210
I was always dressed
like a christmas tree,
628
00:24:39,212 --> 00:24:40,444
dripping in diamonds.
629
00:24:40,446 --> 00:24:42,279
♪ ♪
630
00:24:42,281 --> 00:24:44,982
oh, sh--, it's already 12:00.
631
00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:49,887
- Uh, no, not exactly.
632
00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:53,157
Hey!
How's it going?
633
00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:56,360
Hey, it's bali.
What up?
634
00:24:56,362 --> 00:25:00,331
Listen, mike, I have
orange crush, two boxes.
635
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:01,465
I'm now doing sales and marketing
636
00:25:01,467 --> 00:25:03,000
for fresh-cut flowers.
637
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,436
How can you tell on the invoice
who the farm is?
638
00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:08,472
- But what a frickin' pain
in the ass, though.
639
00:25:08,474 --> 00:25:10,040
I mean, I guess working
in an office
640
00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:13,644
has its own...Charm.
641
00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:16,080
Camilo, you know
what a colonic cleansing is?
642
00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:17,581
No?
- No.
643
00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:19,783
- I want one, by the way.
644
00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:21,485
I'm, like, constantly
full of sh--
645
00:25:21,487 --> 00:25:22,753
'cause I'm constipated.
646
00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:23,754
- Oh!
[laughs]
647
00:25:23,756 --> 00:25:25,222
- I want to get one,
648
00:25:25,224 --> 00:25:27,224
but I'm not sure
how uncomfortable that would be.
649
00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:28,359
- Yeah, it would be
a little awkward.
650
00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:29,693
- Right?
- Yeah.
651
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:32,563
- Anal is just
for special occasions, meryl.
652
00:25:32,565 --> 00:25:34,031
- [laughs]
653
00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:36,233
the advantage of being
an indian princess.
654
00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:38,068
- Most people think I'm foolish
655
00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:40,271
to have left my first marriage.
656
00:25:40,273 --> 00:25:42,039
My ex-husband has
(bleep)-you money.
657
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:45,876
But I'm now a single mom
658
00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:47,011
paying all the bills.
659
00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:52,816
- My mom has been
in the business for many years.
660
00:25:52,818 --> 00:25:54,785
I love it.
I love being here.
661
00:25:54,787 --> 00:25:56,954
I love being here.
662
00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:00,057
Actually, like, I hate working.
663
00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,759
I hate working.
I don't know why.
664
00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:02,927
Like, I don't want a career.
665
00:26:02,929 --> 00:26:04,428
I don't want to save people.
666
00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:06,196
There's nothing fun about it.
667
00:26:06,198 --> 00:26:08,966
That bitch who burnt the bra,
I want to slap her.
668
00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:10,467
And I know that's
a terrible thing to say,
669
00:26:10,469 --> 00:26:12,403
'cause I have
a 17-year-old daughter.
670
00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:15,739
Anushka and I, we have a unique relationship.
671
00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:17,408
- We're really close.
672
00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:19,276
- Do you think I should wear
the white outfit tomorrow night?
673
00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:20,811
With the white top
or with the green one?
674
00:26:20,813 --> 00:26:22,746
- Green.
The white top looks old.
675
00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:25,149
- But my stomach is not
where I want it to be.
676
00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:26,750
I haven't always been
677
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:28,619
the ideal role model,
678
00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:30,955
but I'm just doing my best as a single parent
679
00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:32,556
working really hard
680
00:26:32,558 --> 00:26:33,824
to be this amazing provider.
681
00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:35,960
- My mom's a bad bitch.
682
00:26:35,962 --> 00:26:40,564
- Well,
if I do say so myself.
683
00:26:40,566 --> 00:26:42,833
When I moved back,
I had to make sure, like,
684
00:26:42,835 --> 00:26:44,835
I was available for anushka.
685
00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:46,170
That's what I'm really
grateful for
686
00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:47,805
as far as, like,
the industry I work in,
687
00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:50,608
because the hours
are really fantastic,
688
00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:52,176
and I'm--like, I realize
689
00:26:52,178 --> 00:26:53,978
I'm doing damage control
right now,
690
00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:57,114
because a lot of nonsense
just spewed out of my mouth.
691
00:26:57,116 --> 00:27:00,284
Can we please cut the
"burn-the-bra bitch" comment?
692
00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:02,419
Oh, my god.
693
00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:07,191
♪ ♪
694
00:27:07,193 --> 00:27:09,026
- hey.
- How's it going?
695
00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:10,761
- Are you vishal?
- Yes, we spoke on the phone.
696
00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:11,762
- Richa.
- Nice to meet you. I'm ryan.
697
00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:12,563
- Nice to meet you as well.
698
00:27:12,565 --> 00:27:14,298
- So you guys ready?
- Yes.
699
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:16,000
- Okay, come with me.
- Don't know what I'm ready for.
700
00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:17,835
- It's like an adventure.
701
00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:19,603
- We're celebrating
seven years.
702
00:27:19,605 --> 00:27:20,771
- Really?
- Yeah.
703
00:27:20,773 --> 00:27:22,439
[lemurs howling]
704
00:27:22,441 --> 00:27:24,708
- this is our first stop, okay?
So this is the lemurs.
705
00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:26,276
Now, this is gonna be
interesting.
706
00:27:26,278 --> 00:27:28,045
You are totally safe.
You are a female.
707
00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:30,114
The queen lemur will
identify you as female.
708
00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:32,349
You, I just want you
to keep your head lower.
709
00:27:32,351 --> 00:27:34,018
- You are not safe.
710
00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:35,552
- We want to the queen to know
that you understand
711
00:27:35,554 --> 00:27:37,421
in her world, like,
you are down here.
712
00:27:37,423 --> 00:27:39,623
- How excited are you?
- I can't contain myself.
713
00:27:39,625 --> 00:27:44,194
- Okay, in we go.
Hey, stinkpots.
714
00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:45,562
- Okay, head is down.
715
00:27:45,564 --> 00:27:46,897
- Okay, come on, angels.
716
00:27:46,899 --> 00:27:48,799
- Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
717
00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:51,135
- So the queen went
right to you.
718
00:27:51,137 --> 00:27:53,137
You're good.
- Hi!
719
00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:55,372
Oh, no.
[laughing]
720
00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:57,074
- the queen likes me.
- She does like you.
721
00:27:57,076 --> 00:27:58,642
- After seven years,
722
00:27:58,644 --> 00:27:59,810
I'm committed
in this relationship.
723
00:27:59,812 --> 00:28:01,345
Why do they all like you?
724
00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,714
My mom hasn't made it easy for him,
725
00:28:03,716 --> 00:28:05,683
but that's one thing
that I like about vishal,
726
00:28:05,685 --> 00:28:06,950
that he hasn't given up.
727
00:28:06,952 --> 00:28:10,320
He's constantly willing to fight to make me happy.
728
00:28:10,322 --> 00:28:11,989
- Good job, guys.
- Didn't attack me.
729
00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:13,891
- Do you want to do a photo
with our parrots?
730
00:28:13,893 --> 00:28:14,925
[parrot squawking]
731
00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:16,627
- whoa.
[laughs]
732
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,496
- yeah, seven years.
733
00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:23,167
- Hi, kangaroo.
734
00:28:23,169 --> 00:28:24,568
- Aw, you're gonna be
such a good mommy.
735
00:28:24,570 --> 00:28:27,871
- What?
Oh, my god, I'm gonna die!
736
00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:29,673
My dream just came true.
737
00:28:29,675 --> 00:28:31,008
♪ ♪
738
00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:32,509
- oh, my god.
739
00:28:32,511 --> 00:28:34,178
So this is how a penguin says,
"I love you."
740
00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:35,913
- you don't do that
when I come home.
741
00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:38,115
- I know that our parents don't get along,
742
00:28:38,117 --> 00:28:40,617
but I want to show all the aunties and uncles
743
00:28:40,619 --> 00:28:42,786
richa is my girl at the end of the day.
744
00:28:42,788 --> 00:28:44,054
We're gonna get married...
745
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:45,222
Eventually.
746
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:46,523
- Thanks for coming.
747
00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:47,891
Both: Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
748
00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:49,426
- So much fun.
Really, really appreciate it.
749
00:28:49,428 --> 00:28:52,396
I'm so hungry now.
- I'm starving.
750
00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:53,397
- Hi! - Hello.
751
00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:54,631
- Hi. How are you?
752
00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:55,699
- Can I get
two chicken sandwiches?
753
00:28:55,701 --> 00:28:57,468
Thanks. - You're welcome.
754
00:28:57,470 --> 00:28:59,803
Enjoy yourself.
- Thank you.
755
00:28:59,805 --> 00:29:02,239
- Listen, the reason why
I planned this date...
756
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,274
- Well, it's our anniversary.
- It's our anniversary.
757
00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:05,776
- Are you proposing
to me again?
758
00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:09,079
- So what I was--
759
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,948
- why are you so nervous?
- No.
760
00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:12,883
- You're, like, spazzing
and shaking.
761
00:29:12,885 --> 00:29:14,618
- What I want to do is
762
00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:16,920
plan a traditional
engagement ceremony.
763
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:18,622
I proposed western style,
764
00:29:18,624 --> 00:29:20,224
down on one knee.
765
00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:22,292
But in the eyes of her mother,
766
00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:25,729
we're not officially engaged
until we have the roka ceremony,
767
00:29:25,731 --> 00:29:27,731
and we put that off.
768
00:29:27,733 --> 00:29:29,566
For what reason?
769
00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:32,236
- Really?
You want me to name them all?
770
00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:33,971
- So then we're legally allowed
771
00:29:33,973 --> 00:29:35,506
to start courting each other,
from what I read.
772
00:29:35,508 --> 00:29:37,508
- Why don't you call my mom
and ask her first?
773
00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:39,476
[birds shrieking]
774
00:29:39,478 --> 00:29:42,146
[laughs]
- shut up!
775
00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:45,682
I'm gonna call your mom first,
before anything; I know that.
776
00:29:45,684 --> 00:29:47,951
At the end of the day, if either one of our parents
777
00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:51,688
are not happy, I don't see
marriage as a possibility.
778
00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:53,590
- Ah, yeah, if my mother said,
"richa,
779
00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:55,526
I am honestly
not happy with this,"
780
00:29:55,528 --> 00:29:57,161
I may have to take a step back.
781
00:29:57,163 --> 00:30:01,131
But she also really likes you
as a person.
782
00:30:05,838 --> 00:30:07,037
- We've been engaged
for two years,
783
00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:08,472
and everyone keeps saying
784
00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:09,840
that a long engagement's
not good.
785
00:30:09,842 --> 00:30:11,275
[phone bleeps]
786
00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:12,209
[sighs]
787
00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:18,849
I have to see anisha
at the pumpkin patch.
788
00:30:18,851 --> 00:30:21,952
- After the gala, vishal went awol.
789
00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:24,788
But like the good indian
planners that we are,
790
00:30:24,790 --> 00:30:25,956
we've actually planned
791
00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:28,192
a pumpkin patch weeks in advance.
792
00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:31,995
- No, never.
793
00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:33,797
We don't cancel.
We show up.
794
00:30:33,799 --> 00:30:35,299
- What are you gonna do?
795
00:30:35,301 --> 00:30:37,034
- I'm just not gonna talk
about the gala.
796
00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:40,237
- [laughing]
797
00:30:40,239 --> 00:30:42,639
you're gonna waste a fry.
798
00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:43,740
- Coming up...
799
00:30:43,742 --> 00:30:45,008
- I can split my tongue
in half.
800
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:46,410
- No, you can't.
- Yes, I can.
801
00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:48,679
- Let me see it.
802
00:30:48,681 --> 00:30:50,747
Is that real?
- La la da da.
803
00:30:50,749 --> 00:30:52,649
- These past couple months,
I'm not gonna lie;
804
00:30:52,651 --> 00:30:54,384
I just started looking at her differently.
805
00:30:56,321 --> 00:30:59,156
[upbeat indian music]
806
00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:00,424
♪ ♪
807
00:31:00,426 --> 00:31:01,825
[ominous musical sting]
808
00:31:03,762 --> 00:31:06,330
- I would love to talk about the gala,
809
00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:07,965
but he's refusing.
810
00:31:10,102 --> 00:31:11,468
- With vishal?
811
00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:13,370
[laughing]
I don't have a car.
812
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:16,106
I'm excited to see everyone.
813
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:18,642
- I hope anisha doesn't try
814
00:31:18,644 --> 00:31:20,644
bringing the gala up again to me.
815
00:31:20,646 --> 00:31:22,079
I'll ride to the pumpkin patch
with her.
816
00:31:22,081 --> 00:31:23,146
She's my friend.
817
00:31:23,148 --> 00:31:24,448
But I'm not gonna speak
818
00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:26,783
about my personal business
to her.
819
00:31:26,785 --> 00:31:28,685
Hell, no.
820
00:31:28,687 --> 00:31:31,188
- I love how we're all, like, wearing flannel
821
00:31:31,190 --> 00:31:32,890
in 90-degree weather.
822
00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:33,957
- People are gonna think
we're so stupid.
823
00:31:33,959 --> 00:31:36,226
- Yeah.
- I just really wanted
824
00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:37,027
to feel like fall.
825
00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:38,996
I wanted us all
to wear flannel.
826
00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:41,899
And we look good.
827
00:31:41,901 --> 00:31:44,101
- I do.
828
00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:45,502
- I was getting fomo
829
00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:47,004
watching everyone on instagram
830
00:31:47,006 --> 00:31:49,139
in the cold, wearing their flannels.
831
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,409
- That literally is my life.
832
00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:54,711
Well, we're here. It looks super cute.
833
00:31:54,713 --> 00:31:56,914
- This is really cute, actually.
834
00:31:56,916 --> 00:31:58,649
[phone buzzing] - pinto farm.
835
00:31:58,651 --> 00:32:00,550
- Oh, this is bali calling me.
836
00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:02,152
Hi.
We're pulling in right now.
837
00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:04,521
- Hey. Okay, I just got here too.
838
00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:07,190
- Are you wearing flannel?
839
00:32:07,192 --> 00:32:08,425
- Yes, I'm wearing flannel.
840
00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:11,361
I'm wearing boots.
841
00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:12,696
- Okay.
- Winning!
842
00:32:12,698 --> 00:32:14,164
- Okay, bye.
843
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:16,533
I got the pumpkin patch
flannel memo,
844
00:32:16,535 --> 00:32:20,037
but you don't put all of this
in flannel.
845
00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:21,338
- You're not wearing
flannel!
846
00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:22,406
- [laughs]
847
00:32:22,408 --> 00:32:25,075
I didn't realize we were
serious about the flannel.
848
00:32:25,077 --> 00:32:27,344
- Yes!
- I love bali.
849
00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:29,046
But when we were growing up
together,
850
00:32:29,048 --> 00:32:30,614
I was this, like, geeky 10-year-old,
851
00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:32,950
and she was this, like, gorgeous 20-year-old.
852
00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:34,451
- I want to take a picture
of you guys, though.
853
00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:36,053
You guys look really cute.
854
00:32:36,055 --> 00:32:38,088
Look uncomfortably cold.
855
00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:40,691
- I only got close to her
856
00:32:40,693 --> 00:32:42,359
when I was starting to come out.
857
00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:44,461
She was super supportive,
858
00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:45,963
and I was like, "hey, listen.
859
00:32:45,965 --> 00:32:47,397
"I like men, and you're crazy,
860
00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:49,533
so we're gonna get along
really well."
861
00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:51,134
- oh, my god!
862
00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:52,369
You guys wore flannel!
- Oh, good, flannel.
863
00:32:52,371 --> 00:32:54,037
- Thank you.
- What's up, man?
864
00:32:54,039 --> 00:32:57,808
- Hi! It's so good
to meet you finally!
865
00:32:57,810 --> 00:33:00,210
- Isn't she, like,
a mini selena gomez?
866
00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:02,212
- Good job, shaan.
867
00:33:02,214 --> 00:33:03,613
- Shaan patel,
868
00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:04,982
he's definitely one of
869
00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:06,616
our community's
most eligible bachelors.
870
00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:07,784
- Should we start off
by buying, like,
871
00:33:07,786 --> 00:33:09,219
a milkshake or iced drink?
872
00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:10,887
- So pooja better not
(bleep) it up.
873
00:33:10,889 --> 00:33:11,922
- Let's go inside.
It's hot.
874
00:33:11,924 --> 00:33:13,423
- It's really hot.
875
00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:15,125
- I'll text monica
and say, "meet inside."
876
00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:17,127
- oh, yeah, here we go.
877
00:33:17,129 --> 00:33:18,729
It's hot as sh--.
878
00:33:18,731 --> 00:33:21,398
I'm glad I didn't wear any flannels.
879
00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:27,571
- She looks like she's going
to the beach too.
880
00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:29,506
Why did we wear flannel?
881
00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:30,841
- How are you?
- This is pooja.
882
00:33:30,843 --> 00:33:33,343
- Hi!
It's so nice to meet you.
883
00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:34,945
How are you?
- Good. How are you?
884
00:33:34,947 --> 00:33:36,646
- Hi.
- Hey. How are you?
885
00:33:36,648 --> 00:33:38,281
Shaan's a really sweet guy.
886
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:42,085
- Oh, man.
887
00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:45,222
- What?
888
00:33:45,224 --> 00:33:46,923
Bali and the aunties set that up.
889
00:33:46,925 --> 00:33:48,492
And then, like, randomly,
890
00:33:48,494 --> 00:33:50,427
we bump into both his aunt
and his uncle.
891
00:33:51,964 --> 00:33:53,697
[laughing]
892
00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:54,798
now they're gonna be
on your facebook,
893
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,633
on my facebook.
894
00:33:56,635 --> 00:33:58,168
- This is why, like,
indians have to date in secret.
895
00:33:58,170 --> 00:33:59,169
- I agree.
896
00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:00,604
It's not happening.
897
00:34:00,606 --> 00:34:02,039
- Did you guys come together?
- Mm-hmm.
898
00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:03,774
- Are you guys dating?
- No, carpooling.
899
00:34:03,776 --> 00:34:05,308
- What's the deal?
- Ooh, serious.
900
00:34:05,310 --> 00:34:07,277
Dude, carpooling
is really serious.
901
00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:09,346
- Take it down a notch.
- We're carpooling as well.
902
00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:10,781
- I'm carpooling,
but I'm not dating them.
903
00:34:10,783 --> 00:34:11,882
- The carpool with benefits?
904
00:34:11,884 --> 00:34:13,550
- More like the awkward carpool.
- No, just carpool.
905
00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:14,751
- I'm not buying it, but okay.
906
00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:20,123
- [gasps]
- you just said, "ask--"
907
00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:21,691
- no, no, no.
908
00:34:21,693 --> 00:34:23,293
- We've always had this, like,
909
00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:25,962
very complicated dynamic,
I guess you could say.
910
00:34:25,964 --> 00:34:28,799
But for the last few years,
it's been, you know,
911
00:34:28,801 --> 00:34:30,367
just friends.
912
00:34:30,369 --> 00:34:31,668
Well, except for...
[mumbling]
913
00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:32,602
[laughs]
914
00:34:32,604 --> 00:34:35,238
okay, so two years ago,
I did like him,
915
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:37,374
but he didn't like me,
and now...
916
00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:40,477
Yeah, so we do this thing
every so often.
917
00:34:40,479 --> 00:34:42,512
- There's a magic show.
You'd love that.
918
00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:44,147
They'll make little
balloon animals for you.
919
00:34:45,384 --> 00:34:47,217
- I can split my tongue
in half.
920
00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:48,518
- No, you can't.
- Yes, I can.
921
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,854
- Let me see.
922
00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:52,222
Ew!
- [laughs]
923
00:34:52,224 --> 00:34:54,591
- is that real?
- La la da da.
924
00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:57,227
- In the past, she's told me she likes me
925
00:34:57,229 --> 00:34:58,995
in a kind of random way every time.
926
00:34:58,997 --> 00:35:01,498
But these past couple months,
I'm not gonna lie;
927
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,400
I just started looking at her differently.
928
00:35:03,402 --> 00:35:05,569
I just like her a lot more
than I did ever.
929
00:35:08,707 --> 00:35:10,440
- Who wants the paddleboat? - Me.
930
00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,008
- I don't think the aunties
should paddleboat.
931
00:35:12,010 --> 00:35:13,543
- Okay, I'm gonna go on it.
932
00:35:13,545 --> 00:35:15,178
- All right, I'll go with you,
vish.
933
00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:16,246
- What do you want to do?
- Let's just watch.
934
00:35:16,248 --> 00:35:17,514
- Okay.
- All right, so how are we
935
00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:18,582
running this operation?
936
00:35:18,584 --> 00:35:21,351
- Let's go in pairs.
- Okay, I'll go with pooja.
937
00:35:21,353 --> 00:35:24,221
Sorry.
[laughter]
938
00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:27,090
- all right, here.
I'm gassing up.
939
00:35:27,092 --> 00:35:28,425
I'm going first gear.
Let's go. Move.
940
00:35:28,427 --> 00:35:30,560
- Vish, are you steering?
Hey, guys.
941
00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:32,062
How's the romantic getaway
for six?
942
00:35:32,064 --> 00:35:33,363
- I love it.
943
00:35:33,365 --> 00:35:34,865
- This is like
old-school indian
944
00:35:34,867 --> 00:35:36,199
when everyone goes on, like,
a group date.
945
00:35:36,201 --> 00:35:38,268
- Yes.
No hanky-panky!
946
00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:40,770
- There they are.
- Hi, guys!
947
00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:42,539
- So they literally
have to paddle themselves?
948
00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:44,241
I'm so glad I didn't do this.
949
00:35:44,243 --> 00:35:46,042
I want to be relatable with my younger friends.
950
00:35:46,044 --> 00:35:47,477
It's just hot.
It's sweaty.
951
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,613
It's muggy.
Let's get water.
952
00:35:49,615 --> 00:35:52,215
There's nothing cute
about this one in the sun.
953
00:35:52,217 --> 00:35:54,651
Jalapeno peppers.
- Oh, my god, yum.
954
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:57,287
Here, share.
I'm so hungry.
955
00:35:57,289 --> 00:35:58,622
- I don't want the bread.
956
00:35:58,624 --> 00:35:59,723
- Oh, you don't want the bread.
- No.
957
00:35:59,725 --> 00:36:00,924
So you do
what you need to do,
958
00:36:00,926 --> 00:36:02,125
and I'll eat
just the chicken.
959
00:36:02,127 --> 00:36:03,126
- Are you eating cheese?
- No.
960
00:36:03,128 --> 00:36:04,461
- Nothing.
961
00:36:04,463 --> 00:36:06,229
Yeah, bali's vain.
962
00:36:06,231 --> 00:36:07,464
That's all our moms.
963
00:36:07,466 --> 00:36:08,965
That's, like, an auntie thing.
964
00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:10,567
Sometimes she does auntie stuff.
965
00:36:10,569 --> 00:36:12,402
Sometimes she does the things we do,
966
00:36:12,404 --> 00:36:14,171
like go to a pumpkin patch.
967
00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:16,673
You couldn't pay an auntie
to go to a pumpkin patch.
968
00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:19,276
- Please don't call me
for a pumpkin patch again.
969
00:36:19,278 --> 00:36:20,777
- Waterfall!
970
00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:22,746
- Stop, we gotta pedal.
We gotta pedal in.
971
00:36:24,249 --> 00:36:26,483
[all yelling]
972
00:36:26,485 --> 00:36:28,952
- get away from it!
- No, monica!
973
00:36:28,954 --> 00:36:32,088
- All right, guys, I want
to get off this ----ing boat.
974
00:36:32,090 --> 00:36:33,590
- Do you think monica's dating?
975
00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:35,091
- No idea.
976
00:36:35,093 --> 00:36:37,928
She kind of keeps
her personal life to herself.
977
00:36:37,930 --> 00:36:39,696
- I actually like her
and brian together.
978
00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:41,097
- I asked her.
979
00:36:41,099 --> 00:36:42,699
I was like,
"are you guys dating?"
980
00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,134
and she was like,
"no, we're carpooling."
981
00:36:44,136 --> 00:36:45,969
- pumpkin!
982
00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:47,637
- All right, guys.
Let's paint.
983
00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:49,639
- All right,
let's go over there.
984
00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:51,341
- Where are the lovebirds?
985
00:36:51,343 --> 00:36:53,143
- Me and amrit?
- No, the other ones.
986
00:36:53,145 --> 00:36:54,644
- [laughs]
"me and amrit."
987
00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:55,879
- I don't think
those two are lovebirds.
988
00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:57,847
- Not like you.
- But look at them.
989
00:36:57,849 --> 00:36:59,549
- By the way,
mine's coming out terrible.
990
00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:01,051
- Mine too. I'm just painting
the whole thing blue.
991
00:37:01,053 --> 00:37:02,719
- Yeah, me too.
992
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,955
How annoying were all
the monica-brian jokes?
993
00:37:04,957 --> 00:37:06,723
- I didn't--oh, yeah.
994
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:07,958
I don't even know
how to respond.
995
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,059
Sometimes I'm just,
like, awkward.
996
00:37:09,061 --> 00:37:11,761
I just chuckle.
"ha ha."
997
00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:13,830
why can't I just be friends
with somebody
998
00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:15,465
and not have to date them
or like them?
999
00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:17,567
You know what I mean?
- Right.
1000
00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:20,170
Like, as far as friends, like,
that's where your head's at.
1001
00:37:20,172 --> 00:37:22,405
- Yeah.
Where's your head at?
1002
00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:25,008
- You know, I think--
I think a little more.
1003
00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:26,543
- A little more what?
1004
00:37:29,714 --> 00:37:31,581
- Like, as far as friends,
1005
00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:32,749
that's where
your head's at.
1006
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,084
- Yeah.
Where's your head at?
1007
00:37:34,086 --> 00:37:36,419
- You know, I think--
I think a little more.
1008
00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:38,021
- A little more what?
1009
00:37:38,023 --> 00:37:40,090
Did you watch a bollywood movie
before we came here?
1010
00:37:40,092 --> 00:37:42,025
'cause this is what you do,
and then, like,
1011
00:37:42,027 --> 00:37:45,295
two seconds later, you're fine
and you're at the club.
1012
00:37:45,297 --> 00:37:47,197
Like, are you thinking
right now?
1013
00:37:47,199 --> 00:37:49,699
Like, we've done this before.
1014
00:37:49,701 --> 00:37:51,368
I told brian that I liked him,
1015
00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:53,703
and he ran the other direction.
1016
00:37:55,107 --> 00:37:55,972
Like, you go to a bar
1017
00:37:55,974 --> 00:37:58,275
and, like,
try to hit on ten girls.
1018
00:37:58,277 --> 00:38:00,243
- Does that stuff, like,
really weigh in?
1019
00:38:00,245 --> 00:38:01,978
Like, when you think about me,
you think I'm, like, a joke
1020
00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:02,979
because of all that sh--?
1021
00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:04,381
- Yeah.
- Really?
1022
00:38:04,383 --> 00:38:05,982
- Yeah.
1023
00:38:05,984 --> 00:38:07,550
- I'm not really
----ing around anymore.
1024
00:38:07,552 --> 00:38:09,419
What have I done
the last year?
1025
00:38:09,421 --> 00:38:12,289
Look at this new and improved
brian that you're seeing.
1026
00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:14,324
- Are you trying to sell me
a little bit?
1027
00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:15,825
- I'm just saying,
don't count it out.
1028
00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:17,927
You know?
1029
00:38:17,929 --> 00:38:19,329
I ain't going anywhere.
1030
00:38:19,331 --> 00:38:20,730
Let's just put it that way.
1031
00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:23,333
- I don't know
what you want me to say.
1032
00:38:23,335 --> 00:38:26,403
- Vishal, how long
have you been engaged?
1033
00:38:26,405 --> 00:38:28,805
- Um, almost two years,
about.
1034
00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:31,141
- Oh.
- It's been long-distance.
1035
00:38:31,143 --> 00:38:33,843
Is that the excuse of why
we're not married yet? No.
1036
00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:35,679
- Is there any hesitation
that she has or no?
1037
00:38:35,681 --> 00:38:39,449
- No, it's really--
my painting sucks, by the way.
1038
00:38:39,451 --> 00:38:40,517
I don't know what I'm doing.
1039
00:38:40,519 --> 00:38:42,085
- Vishal and richa,
1040
00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:44,287
there's nothing healthy
about long engagements.
1041
00:38:44,289 --> 00:38:46,923
- That's the other issue I have
with people in our group.
1042
00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:48,792
Like, we should know
these things.
1043
00:38:48,794 --> 00:38:50,293
And I know
it's not our business,
1044
00:38:50,295 --> 00:38:52,562
but some people aren't as open.
1045
00:38:52,564 --> 00:38:54,264
Since all the drama at the gala,
1046
00:38:54,266 --> 00:38:56,132
we're kind of in a delicate situation,
1047
00:38:56,134 --> 00:38:58,835
because I'm not just friends
with vishal.
1048
00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:01,304
I'm friends
with his entire family.
1049
00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:03,206
His mom's best friends with my mom.
1050
00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:05,041
And what the (bleep)?
1051
00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:06,643
No one's talking to anybody.
1052
00:39:06,645 --> 00:39:11,648
♪ ♪
1053
00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:12,849
- hi.
1054
00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:15,985
I just saw you driving up,
so I...
1055
00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:19,723
I was extremely uncomfortable at the gala,
1056
00:39:19,725 --> 00:39:21,958
because I've known reshma
for 25 years.
1057
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,893
I feel lopa was using me
1058
00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:25,028
to get a message across.
1059
00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:32,969
- It's a family affair,
so why drag me into this?
1060
00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:34,637
Like, I just had to go
and see reshma
1061
00:39:34,639 --> 00:39:35,839
and clear the air.
1062
00:39:35,841 --> 00:39:36,973
Did you eat lunch?
1063
00:39:36,975 --> 00:39:38,007
- I'm a little hungry.
1064
00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:39,342
Hi. How are you?
1065
00:39:39,344 --> 00:39:40,744
- Hi. Welcome.
I'm good. How are you?
1066
00:39:40,746 --> 00:39:42,178
- Good.
- We'll order the truffle fries.
1067
00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:43,713
- Truffle fries? Okay.
- Yes.
1068
00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:46,316
- We'll have the heavy food.
- [laughs]
1069
00:39:46,318 --> 00:39:48,385
I'm happy we are doing this,
because to me,
1070
00:39:48,387 --> 00:39:50,253
you are a very dear friend.
1071
00:39:50,255 --> 00:39:53,390
I was really taken back
by lopa.
1072
00:39:53,392 --> 00:39:57,227
I just feel it should have been
one-on-one with your family.
1073
00:39:57,229 --> 00:39:58,862
What was she thinking?
1074
00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:00,363
- I have no idea.
- That's my thing.
1075
00:40:00,365 --> 00:40:02,065
- I always feel like
I'm so friendly,
1076
00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:03,867
that people should be able
to talk to me,
1077
00:40:03,869 --> 00:40:06,202
and yet I could never
reach out to her, right?
1078
00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:07,504
- Yes, yes.
1079
00:40:10,776 --> 00:40:11,708
- I don't know.
1080
00:40:11,710 --> 00:40:12,842
I don't think I went out
to hurt anybody.
1081
00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:15,745
I don't think so, but the world
knows me very well.
1082
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:18,681
People know who I am,
so if they want to judge me
1083
00:40:18,683 --> 00:40:22,218
based on somebody else's
opinion, go for it.
1084
00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:25,355
- When this wedding happens,
I'm just standing by your side.
1085
00:40:25,357 --> 00:40:26,756
- You better stand
by my side.
1086
00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:28,425
- I'm not going to be
anywhere near her,
1087
00:40:28,427 --> 00:40:30,693
because I look at her
like a danger zone now.
1088
00:40:30,695 --> 00:40:32,395
- I know.
1089
00:40:32,397 --> 00:40:34,798
- Before we get married, I do want to plan, like,
1090
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,766
an official
engagement ceremony,
1091
00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:38,601
which we never had, and that's
something you normally do.
1092
00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:39,769
- So when do you want
to do that?
1093
00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:41,304
- I want to do that
pretty soon,
1094
00:40:41,306 --> 00:40:43,106
but I first want to run it by
the parents too.
1095
00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:45,141
And I think
that's also gonna start
1096
00:40:45,143 --> 00:40:46,976
having our families
come together.
1097
00:40:46,978 --> 00:40:49,279
- What my goal is:
The kids to be happy.
1098
00:40:49,281 --> 00:40:50,814
- Yes.
- It's not about me.
1099
00:40:50,816 --> 00:40:52,582
It's not about lopa.
1100
00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:54,050
- Like, you'll have to plan
with her.
1101
00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:55,418
- Yeah, I guess so.
1102
00:40:56,521 --> 00:40:58,888
- Yes. [laughs]
you'll need it.
1103
00:40:58,890 --> 00:41:00,723
- When the time comes,
1104
00:41:00,725 --> 00:41:02,425
in order for these kids
to really get married,
1105
00:41:02,427 --> 00:41:04,727
it is crucial for us to sit together,
1106
00:41:04,729 --> 00:41:06,463
but I have no expectations
about that.
1107
00:41:06,465 --> 00:41:08,565
- I mean, I guess as long
as marriage is the end goal.
1108
00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:09,599
- I wouldn't lead someone
down a path
1109
00:41:09,601 --> 00:41:11,000
that we're gonna get married
1110
00:41:11,002 --> 00:41:12,435
unless we are gonna
get married, right?
1111
00:41:12,437 --> 00:41:13,736
- There's no other person
for me.
1112
00:41:13,738 --> 00:41:15,705
I want to have
a big family wedding,
1113
00:41:15,707 --> 00:41:17,407
'cause family is very important
to me.
1114
00:41:17,409 --> 00:41:19,242
- Let's go get
monica and brian.
1115
00:41:19,244 --> 00:41:21,177
- I am cautiously optimistic
1116
00:41:21,179 --> 00:41:22,679
that me and richa
are gonna get married
1117
00:41:22,681 --> 00:41:25,381
and have kids
and she's gonna be happy.
1118
00:41:25,383 --> 00:41:26,683
- We need one group photo, guys.
1119
00:41:26,685 --> 00:41:28,518
- Right in front
of the pumpkins.
1120
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:31,321
- My mom's gonna be happy.
Lopa's gonna be happy.
1121
00:41:31,323 --> 00:41:33,156
Time heals all wounds?
1122
00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:35,525
- One, two, three, cheese.
1123
00:41:35,527 --> 00:41:37,293
- Not gonna say sorry for things that happened
1124
00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:38,194
five years ago,
1125
00:41:38,196 --> 00:41:40,296
and I cannot keep saying sorry
forever.
1126
00:41:40,298 --> 00:41:43,766
I've done my part,
and that's it.
1127
00:41:43,768 --> 00:41:45,502
Can I ask you a question?
1128
00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:47,270
I don't want an interview
to talk about her anymore.
1129
00:41:47,272 --> 00:41:49,339
If that can stop,
I would really prefer it,
1130
00:41:49,341 --> 00:41:51,207
because I've had it.
1131
00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:53,476
I feel like crying right now,
and I don't like that.
1132
00:41:53,478 --> 00:41:55,678
I don't want to be put
in that position.
1133
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,615
And I've been put into
this position too many times.
1134
00:42:00,318 --> 00:42:02,452
I'm sorry.
1135
00:42:04,189 --> 00:42:07,023
I cannot take this anymore.
1136
00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:09,158
- Next time on "family karma"...
1137
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,159
[upbeat music]
1138
00:42:10,161 --> 00:42:11,361
- oh, sh--.
1139
00:42:11,363 --> 00:42:13,496
- I'm thinking
of freezing my eggs.
1140
00:42:13,498 --> 00:42:15,064
- [laughs]
- why is that funny?
1141
00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:16,799
- What the (bleep) is that?
- You need a coupon?
1142
00:42:16,801 --> 00:42:18,468
I got a coupon!
- Stop.
1143
00:42:18,470 --> 00:42:19,969
That's the most indian thing
I've ever seen.
1144
00:42:19,971 --> 00:42:21,804
When it comes to winning over monica,
1145
00:42:21,806 --> 00:42:22,972
you got to play the long game.
1146
00:42:24,175 --> 00:42:25,708
- I haven't heard from vishal.
1147
00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,043
It's just hurting me.
1148
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:28,311
- What happened
with you and anisha?
1149
00:42:28,313 --> 00:42:29,746
What's going on?
1150
00:42:29,748 --> 00:42:31,014
- You think she's crushing
on vishal?
1151
00:42:31,016 --> 00:42:32,482
- No.
- No.
1152
00:42:32,484 --> 00:42:34,517
- I think she's crushing.
- No, no, no.
1153
00:42:34,519 --> 00:42:37,921
- He's like, "do you think
anisha likes vishal?"
1154
00:42:37,923 --> 00:42:39,589
- go (bleep) yourself.
1155
00:42:39,591 --> 00:42:41,524
- Okay, clearly you're--
1156
00:42:43,228 --> 00:42:45,728
they're just two mama's boys
1157
00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:46,930
with small-dick energy,
1158
00:42:46,932 --> 00:42:49,065
and they can go (bleep)
themselves.
1159
00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:51,434
- For more information on "family karma,"
1160
00:42:51,436 --> 00:42:53,235
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