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[Muzak playing]
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"Total protection
from the sun."
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[up-tempo folk music]
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-VOCALIST: Hey!
-[bat squeaks]
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♪ Words are a tool♪
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♪ I've been trying to use♪
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♪ Careful now♪
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♪ I've healed♪
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♪ And I have bruised♪
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♪ Just sing, fly on♪
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♪ Don't let me keep ya♪
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[helicopter blades whirring]
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♪ Fly on♪
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♪ If the wind's got something♪
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♪ It's got to teach ya♪
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♪ Well, you won't know
the light♪
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♪ Till you're burned
by the sun♪
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♪ You won't know the dark♪
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♪ Till you dig underground♪
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♪ I just sing♪
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♪ Fly on♪
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♪ Fly on♪
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♪ When you're pulled♪
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♪ By the weather♪
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♪
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[helicopter blades
continue whirring]
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♪ There's a magic here♪
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♪ If you'd only believe♪
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♪ There's a magic
in and outside♪
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♪ Everything that you see♪
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♪ That makes me wonder♪
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♪ Who are you?♪
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-♪ And who am I?♪
-[groans]
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♪ Well, I can see me there♪
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-♪ When I look deep♪
-[drip of water pings]
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♪ Into your eyes...♪
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[groans]
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[clacking]
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Hey.
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What the hell are you doing?
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I was hungry. Taste.
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[Sam gasps]
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Mmm.
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[chuckles] Mmm.
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-Carbonara.
-Mm-hmm.
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-You don't have to tell me.
-[chuckling]
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So good.
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♪ Don't let me keep ya♪
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♪ Fly on♪
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♪ If the wind's got something♪
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♪ It's got to teach ya♪
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♪ Well, you won't know
the light♪
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[sighs]
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♪ Till you're burned
by the sun♪
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♪ You won't know the dark
till you dig♪
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-♪ Underground.♪
-So...
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...can we talk about the man
that was in your bed?
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Mom, what is the big deal?
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Jason sleeps over all the time.
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Not the same.
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This kid was old.
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Don't treat me like a baby.
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You can't stop mefrom having agency over myself.
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I know you think I'm an idiot,
but I swear to you
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that I know more about boys
and men than you do right now.
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Says the woman who hasn't hada single successful relationship
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during my entire lifetime.
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Mm. I'm okay with that.
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Mom, I'm not trying to hurt you.I'm trying to help you.
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So can we please talk about theHinge profile that I made you?
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[exhales]
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We need to...
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have the talk.
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Okay?
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A discussion...
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about this.
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About the boy in your bed.
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It doesn't have
to be today, but...
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we're gonna have a talk.
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You and I need to have a...
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a discussion.
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O-Okay?
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-Okay.
-Okay.
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Mom, in a few years, my sistersand I will all have moved out,
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and you'll just be dating Gran,so we need to find you a man
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who's responsible enough
to take care of you
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if you break a hip or something,
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but still immature enough
with you to play pranks.
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God.
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Just make sure he has a job
and nice teeth.
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[laughs] Got me.
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Mmm.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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When we're married,
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I want you to make this for me
once a week.
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Oh, I'm never
getting married again.
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I don't believe in marriage.
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Neither do I.
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[thunder rumbling]
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-Jesus!
-[door closes]
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Lock the doors.
Shelter in place.
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Oh, my God. Nan!
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I called the police
about the helicopters.
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There's a robbery suspect
running around the hills.
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You gave me
a heart attack, Phil.
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Oh. How lovely.
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Is this a late-night bite or
an early morning biadh maidne?
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SAM:
Her nibs made it.
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I want to put
some of this chili...
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-Can you do this for me?
-FRANKIE: Yeah.
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Aw, I'm so sorry
you've got that.
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-It's fine.
-My mother had bad hands, too.
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Blame her.
Oh, and me, I suppose.
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If I ever get the impulse
to just strike up conversation
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with complete strangers
everywhere I go,
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I will 100% hold it
against you, Sam.
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Great. Now I have something elseto be anxious about.
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-Mom.
-Hmm?
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-Aside from now...
-Mm-hmm.
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do you ever get anxiety?
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What's the point of that?
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That must come fromthe Jewish side of your family.
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Anxiety?
Useless emotion.
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It's a good thing we tookthat DNA test, because sometimes
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I really doubt we're related.
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Oh, we most certainly are.
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After your brother
ripped me wide open
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with his ridiculously
large head,
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I simply refused to have
an episiotomy with you.
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Well, good thing
I probably slipped right out,
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because... tiny,
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and you being primed and all.
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No. We had to breakyour collarbone to get you out.
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You screamed bloody murder.
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Well, if you think
about it, Sam,
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it was either your collarbone
or her vagina.
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Kind of like Sophie's Choice
but with body parts.
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Jesus.
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I just want to say, if you
take any nudes of yourself,
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they will last forever
on the Interwebs.
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So best not to take them.
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And it becomes
everyone else's property.
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[chuckles]: Although... I had
an extremely beautiful body
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when I was young,so it doesn't matter much to me.
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And see here?
I don't have a dowager's hump.
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My sister has one.
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And you're getting one.
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See there?
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Jesus! I am?
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Well, sit up straight.
I've told you.
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God, I feel it.
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[groans]
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Okay, back on track.
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-Phil.
-What?
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What if your brain
starts becoming
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like sand through a sifterand I don't know enough things?
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-Like what?
-Like anything.
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Like, do you have something
hidden anywhere?
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Did you ever keep a journal?
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Any kind of secrets
that you need to tell me?
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Anything practical?
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Well, Frankie and Duke
have my PIN numbers,
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my cash, my passwords,the key to my safe-deposit box.
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What? They do?
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And if my brain becomes
like sand through a sifter,
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then take me out the back,
shoot me straightaway,
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burn me,
and then sprinkle my ashes
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across the seven corners
of the seven seas.
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That sounds easy.
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Also, your father
might not be your father.
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But we'll know that
from the DNA test, won't we?
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[groans]
Cut.
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♪
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It's special here, isn't it?
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None of those mall sheep.
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And, of course,
we've always got good product,
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'cause the Jews
give back to themselves.
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Of course, it's high-end stuff.
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I just come here
on Tuesdays and Thursdays
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to give my son's wife
a break from me.
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Uh-oh.
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There's that man again.
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Better watch him.
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I'll handle it.
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How might I be able
to help you?
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You should get rid
of every movie made recently.
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They're all garbage.
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Well, you're entitled
to your opinion.
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It's a free country.
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Arguable.
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You say a buck apiece?
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I'm not paying
more than 50 cents
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for anything made after 1979,
'cause they're all crap.
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The prices are as marked,
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but if your budget
won't stretch,
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I'd be happy to cover
the difference, because...
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I happen to have a very famous,
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extremely wealthy daughter
who takes care of me.
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Who's your daughter?
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Cate Blanchett.
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All right,
let me give you a card.
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Oh. Oh. Take a couple.
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Thank you.
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-"Marty Mandelbaum."
-Morty.
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-Morty. Sorry.
-Yeah. Yeah, I'm SAG.
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Oh, interesting.
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I'll give this to my daughter...if I don't use it myself.
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[chuckles softly]
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-See this?
-Mm-hmm.
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They cut me out of it.
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Oh.
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[easy listening music playing]
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[quiet chatter]
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Okay, everyone,
ten minutes till closing.
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♪ Dancing on the beach♪
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♪ Needs the moon above...♪
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Excuse me.
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Ah, I see you found lots
of bargains.
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Well, I like to put my money
where my mouth is.
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♪ Never feeling blue♪
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♪ While dancing
on the beach with you...♪
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Oh. Well, I don't remember
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these being half off.
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Hmm.
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This is Prada.
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This is definitely not
half price.
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Oh, really?
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I don't know how that happened.
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Sorry. Mismarked.
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I hadn't realized.
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Ooh. My fault.
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[laughing]
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[laughing]:
Oh.
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Look.
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How charming.
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♪
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♪ Dancing on the beach♪
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♪ Needs stars above♪
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♪ Dancing on the beach
needs the moon♪
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♪ Needs the moon above♪
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♪ Never feeling blue,
oh, never feeling blue♪
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♪ While dancing
on the beach with you♪
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♪ Oh, yeah, mm, mm.♪
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I love you, Duke.
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-I love you.
-Don't. Mom!
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Ow. Sorry.
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Cute!
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Bye, now.
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Okay. Bye.
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I'm Duke's mom.
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You're gonna close the thi...
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Mm-hmm.
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She's one of those.
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Mm.
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[two wooden taps]
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We will start with our pliés.
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Two demi, one grand,
all positions.
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And... plié.
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And plié.
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And five, six, seven, eight.
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Long neck.
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Small head.
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That's good for a ballerina.
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And you...
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are going to need
to add swimming and Pilates
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to dance class.
267
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:14,445
What happened to your leg?
268
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,186
Soccer.
269
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:19,711
Soccer places extremerotational stress on your knees,
270
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:22,758
as well as your ligaments, soyou're going to have to choose.
271
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:26,849
Ballet.
Or soccer.
272
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:33,247
[women speaking Korean,
laughing]
273
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,825
[laughing]
274
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:48,305
[continues speaking Korean]
275
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:53,833
-[speaking Korean quietly]
-[laughing]
276
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,965
[clears throat]
277
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,793
Hi.
278
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:08,325
Oh, wow.
279
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:13,243
[stammers, grunts]
280
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,289
That's really good.
281
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:25,734
-What?
-It's a simple question.
282
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:28,171
Have you gotten
your period yet-- yes or no?
283
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,869
Yes.
284
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,261
[sighs]
285
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,002
That means
you won't grow much more.
286
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,282
Please tell me you hated it.
287
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:54,284
No. I want to stay in class.
288
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,330
[chuckling]:
What?
289
00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:58,810
Serious?
290
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:01,509
-And I'm quitting soccer.
-Uh...
291
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:04,729
♪ This is the song of the day♪
292
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:05,905
Oh.
293
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:11,214
♪ On the beach
a bunch of bananas♪
294
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:13,913
♪ Oh, you look
just like your mother♪
295
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:18,918
♪ Okay, sleep in the afternoon♪
296
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,920
[stammering]
297
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,792
♪ Ah...♪
298
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,926
♪ Ah...♪
299
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,711
[sighs]
300
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,974
[knocking]
301
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,194
Oh! [laughs]
302
00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:35,847
Hi. [sniffles]
303
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:38,763
SAM:
♪ Shuffle off to Buffalo.♪
304
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,071
-Hi.
-Hi.
305
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,116
Hi.
306
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,945
-Hi.
-Hi.
307
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,208
Hi. So...
308
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:51,472
So... I got you...
309
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:54,083
an appointment
at the gynecologist.
310
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:56,694
It's really, like,a nurse practitioner. You know,
311
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,348
-but they're really...
-Mom! Mom!
312
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,089
-...cool.
-Oh, God.
313
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,308
What?
314
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:03,223
Oh, God.
315
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:05,225
I'm not even close
to be doing that.
316
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:07,444
I don't even want to be
doing that.
317
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,533
Okay, well, so,
318
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,971
I made you an appointment
on Friday.
319
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,929
Fine.
Can you please just...?
320
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,192
-Fine.
-God!
321
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:17,672
I'm good with "fine."
322
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,500
-[groans]
-I'm fine with "fine."
323
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:20,936
Fine.
324
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,242
Friday's fine.
325
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:24,026
-Fine.
-I'm leaving.
326
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,985
[door closes]
327
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:32,861
♪ Oh, morning song
come our way♪
328
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,645
[sighs]:
Ooh.
329
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:39,607
♪ Because today is the day♪
330
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,873
-♪ Watch out
for crossing koalas♪
-[sighs]
331
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:47,919
♪ Oh, you look
just like your mother♪
332
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:52,011
♪ It's not the song
of the afternoon♪
333
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:54,535
♪ Ah...♪
334
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:57,016
God!
335
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,930
♪ Ah...♪
336
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,976
[groans]
337
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,418
Oh, hi!
338
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:10,029
-Hi.
-Hi.
-Hi.
339
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,205
I'm Rozalia,
and this is my husband Costin.
340
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,120
-Hello.
-Thank you for coming.
341
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,556
Nice to meet you.
342
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:17,732
So, you guys are a handy couple?
343
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:20,039
That is so cool!
344
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,823
-Yeah, we work together.
-Yes.
345
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:24,347
Uh, you go and relax, and-andwe will take care of everything.
346
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,523
-Yes?
-Okay, sure.
347
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,743
-Costin, get the tools.
-Oh.
348
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,701
-Come on in.
-Thank you.
349
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:33,182
I'll leave it unlocked for you.
350
00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:35,445
[Sam clears throat]
351
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,534
So...
352
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,971
Wow. You do...
353
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:43,192
hard labor until you labor.
[snorts]
354
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:44,715
This is my sixth child.
355
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:47,022
-I go till I pop.
-Mm.
356
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,198
Yeah, I know this house.
357
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:51,070
You do?
358
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:54,116
A famous silent film actress
lived here once.
359
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:58,338
My grandmother showed it to me
very many years ago.
360
00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:01,210
Really? What actress?
361
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:04,213
I don't remember her name,
but...
362
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:07,303
something happened--
something terrible.
363
00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:09,392
-Oh.
-[lights click, hum]
364
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,656
Whoa.
365
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,267
My daughter sees ghosts.
366
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,920
I'm not surprised.
367
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,792
[door opens]
368
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,105
Every time.
369
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,025
ROZALIA:
The dinner party guests
370
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:36,115
wanted to play
hide-and-go-seek.
371
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,812
♪
372
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:53,915
In the dark.
373
00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:00,487
♪
374
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:01,923
And then they heard a...
375
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,229
[woman screams]
376
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:05,492
[grunting, whimpering]
377
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:15,110
And it all happened right...
378
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,503
here.
379
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,244
Holy shit.
380
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,550
You know...
381
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:25,207
none of the dogs
will ever step on that spot.
382
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,342
That's so true!
383
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:33,302
She's the one that sees
the ghosts, then, yes?
384
00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:35,870
Oh. They all have the shine.
385
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,654
[footsteps approaching]
386
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,003
[knocking]
387
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,527
What, Mom?
388
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:43,269
[chuckles]:
Uh, not Mom.
389
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,141
Just sand all around here, too.
390
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,534
Yeah?
391
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:49,188
Ah.
392
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,885
You like tarot.
393
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:53,496
You want to see the Romani way?
394
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,194
Sure.
395
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,630
[quietly]:
Yeah?
396
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:03,941
We're going to do
a banishing spell. Hmm?
397
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:05,378
You see ghosts, no?
398
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:08,207
Don't-don't-don't say that word.
399
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,034
Say "spirit."
[spits]
400
00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:13,386
I'm sorry.
Um, I spit, too. [spits]
401
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:16,432
-You see spirits.
-How'd you know that?
402
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,042
I know many things.
403
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:20,175
Also, your mother told her.
404
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,263
Huh.
405
00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:24,701
Why do you carry all that stuff?
406
00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:27,574
'Cause you never know what kindof house you're gonna walk into,
407
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:30,272
what kind of dark things
you're going to find.
408
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:33,188
-Like, in this house...
-Oh, Rozalia, stop!
409
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,278
Don't worry, little girl,
this house is fine.
410
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:38,411
Just old and leaky.
411
00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:41,936
It is not good to lie
to protect the young.
412
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,372
She knows, anyway.
413
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:46,897
She already has the gift.
414
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,682
Hmm?
415
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:57,168
Hey, Sam, where do you
want me next?
416
00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:59,432
Oh, uh, garbage disposal.
417
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:01,347
It's always jammed.
Thank you.
418
00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:02,913
[stammers]
419
00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:07,091
How about I teach you
how to fix?
420
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:09,529
Yes!
421
00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:11,313
You want a bowl of chili?
422
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:13,315
-Yes!
-[laughs]
423
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:16,231
-Oh, no, no, no, please
don't put that there.
-Sorry.
424
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,233
Yeah, can you just
take it outside? Yeah.
425
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,279
-Please take it outside.
N-No offense.
-Sorry. Sorry.
426
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:23,194
-I have a mental...
I have a thing.
-No problem. No problem.
427
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:26,807
I really don't like that.
I really...
428
00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:28,504
[groans]
429
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,422
Push the reset button.
430
00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:35,206
Now put the Allen wrench
in the middle
431
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,296
and turn the grinder ring.
432
00:21:39,472 --> 00:21:40,516
Mmm.
433
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,302
-Now turn it on.
-[grunts]
434
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:47,088
-[disposal running smoothly]
-Yes! I did a boy thing!
435
00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:49,308
-Yes!
-[clapping]
436
00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:52,659
This is good.
437
00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:55,226
[clicks tongue]
Put some of the sour cream on.
438
00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:56,924
And-and the cheese
and the pepper.
439
00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:59,274
I wish my wife
could cook like this.
440
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:02,233
I could teach her. I couldteach her how to make this one.
441
00:22:02,277 --> 00:22:04,192
You teach her,
I teach you how to fix.
442
00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:05,933
There you go.
443
00:22:05,976 --> 00:22:08,414
-We handed each other
fishing poles.
-[laughs]
444
00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:10,329
Mmm.
445
00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:22,036
Mm.
446
00:22:26,649 --> 00:22:28,477
[chuckles]
I'm being, like,
447
00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:30,958
-super careful
on these steps now.
-Yes.
448
00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:33,526
Oh, uh, I have, uh,
good news and bad news.
449
00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:35,484
The bad news is it may be mold.
450
00:22:35,528 --> 00:22:37,138
So what's the good news?
451
00:22:37,181 --> 00:22:39,140
Good news is
this is not the house
452
00:22:39,183 --> 00:22:40,402
of the dead hide-and-seek lady.
453
00:22:40,446 --> 00:22:41,882
It is the house next door.
454
00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:45,015
Oh.
455
00:22:45,059 --> 00:22:47,278
-Oh...
-[snapping fingers]
456
00:22:55,504 --> 00:22:57,550
[sighs]
457
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,858
You're my first, Frankie.
458
00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:04,470
You know, Max just went
without telling me, so...
459
00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:06,036
Please tell me
you're not gonna cry
460
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,474
like you did when I got
my training wheels off.
461
00:23:08,517 --> 00:23:10,867
Okay.
462
00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:12,652
I'm so sorry.
463
00:23:12,695 --> 00:23:14,523
I love you so much.
464
00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:16,569
Monsters in the Moonlight
is awesome.
465
00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:17,874
Thank you.
466
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,051
[quietly]:
I was in about 30 other things
467
00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:22,270
that were better than that.
468
00:23:22,313 --> 00:23:24,054
RECEPTIONIST:
Frankie Fox.
469
00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:28,755
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
470
00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:31,322
-What the fuck are you doing?
-I...
471
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:33,629
Eh.
472
00:23:39,766 --> 00:23:41,681
[sighs heavily]
473
00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:46,555
Yeah.
474
00:23:46,599 --> 00:23:48,949
-Her first time?
-Yep.
475
00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:52,692
One of those really special
mother-daughter moments,
476
00:23:52,735 --> 00:23:55,608
with her in there
and me out here.
477
00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:58,132
[chuckles]
Well, count your blessings.
478
00:23:58,175 --> 00:24:00,351
My 15-year-old daughter
just got chlamydia
479
00:24:00,395 --> 00:24:03,006
-for the third time.
-Oh.
480
00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:04,617
Yeah.
481
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:06,183
My daughters are sluts.
482
00:24:06,227 --> 00:24:08,142
I'm in here every other week.
483
00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:12,451
I am raising some sluts.
[weak chuckle]
484
00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:16,498
Yep.
485
00:24:20,284 --> 00:24:22,765
-Sorry.
-Mm.
486
00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:26,987
Do you have anything new
coming out?
487
00:24:27,030 --> 00:24:29,729
Oh, um...
488
00:24:29,772 --> 00:24:32,601
just, uh...
489
00:24:32,645 --> 00:24:34,168
you know...
490
00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:36,387
stuff here and there.
I, actually--
491
00:24:36,431 --> 00:24:38,520
I got-- I'll be right back.
492
00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:41,567
I-I just got my period for
the first time in two years.
493
00:24:45,179 --> 00:24:47,181
[whistling quietly]
494
00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:50,401
[clears throat]
495
00:24:52,926 --> 00:24:54,710
-How was it?
-Good.
496
00:24:54,754 --> 00:24:56,712
Let's go.
497
00:24:56,756 --> 00:25:00,107
♪
498
00:25:00,150 --> 00:25:02,457
[exhales sharply]
499
00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:07,331
Oh...
500
00:25:09,203 --> 00:25:11,161
Okay.
501
00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:12,728
In here.
502
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,166
Oh, my God.
503
00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:18,691
All right, let's go.
504
00:25:25,741 --> 00:25:30,920
♪ Strange how far
you'll travel♪
505
00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:34,707
♪ Hoping to belong...♪
506
00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:36,883
Mom, have you checked
your Hinge at all?
507
00:25:36,926 --> 00:25:39,973
My wha...
No. I'm a vol-cel.
508
00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:42,018
You got likes.
509
00:25:42,062 --> 00:25:43,498
-I did?
-Yeah.
510
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:46,109
-Anybody good?
-Let's see.
511
00:25:46,153 --> 00:25:48,459
Whoa.
512
00:25:48,503 --> 00:25:52,115
This guy looks, like,really intense, like a grown-up
513
00:25:52,159 --> 00:25:55,292
man kind of person,
like a dad.
514
00:25:55,336 --> 00:25:56,772
Let me see.
515
00:25:56,816 --> 00:25:59,470
Ew!
516
00:25:59,514 --> 00:26:01,603
NEWSMAN:
Up next, over four million
refugees
517
00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:04,519
have already left
war-torn Gandea.
518
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:07,653
A vast amount of the refugees
reaching Europe are men,
519
00:26:07,696 --> 00:26:11,613
while women and children are left behind in encampments.
520
00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:14,877
This reporter has found out
once they reach safety,
521
00:26:14,921 --> 00:26:19,186
a majority of the men
have chosen to not return,
522
00:26:19,229 --> 00:26:22,755
leaving their wives
and children voluntarily.
523
00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:24,234
Our international
correspondent...
524
00:26:24,278 --> 00:26:26,236
You want to get Pinkberry?
525
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,543
-What?
-Do you want to get Pinkberry?
526
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:29,805
Yeah.
527
00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:31,894
Me, too.
528
00:26:31,938 --> 00:26:35,071
I got a bottle of Hot Honey
in the glove compartment.
529
00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:38,379
-Of course you do.
-Yes!
530
00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:42,339
♪ The moment in between♪
531
00:26:42,383 --> 00:26:45,604
♪ Is worth the living♪
532
00:26:47,214 --> 00:26:52,045
♪ And the dying will be worth♪
533
00:26:52,088 --> 00:26:55,657
♪ The time you spent.♪
534
00:27:21,117 --> 00:27:23,076
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535
00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:27,036
Whoa!
536
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,821
How bad is it
for the environment?
537
00:27:28,864 --> 00:27:30,605
-Really bad.
-[groans]
538
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:33,129
-Mom, this car
doesn't fit all of us.
-I know.
539
00:27:35,479 --> 00:27:37,003
Oof. Do we look alike?
540
00:27:37,046 --> 00:27:40,354
-Are our gabilas the same?
-My God, Mom!
541
00:27:40,397 --> 00:27:41,747
[snickers] Ooh!
542
00:27:43,618 --> 00:27:46,273
-[howling]-I see what's on the other side.
543
00:27:46,316 --> 00:27:47,578
[laughing]
544
00:27:47,622 --> 00:27:51,234
Welcome to my midlife crisis!
545
00:27:59,242 --> 00:28:02,202
Do me a favor?Never look me in the eye again.
546
00:28:02,245 --> 00:28:05,205
Okay? 'Cause your stare
is way too intense.
547
00:28:05,248 --> 00:28:07,033
It's starting to make
my hair fall out.
548
00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:15,824
Pulling hair is wrong, mate.
549
00:28:15,868 --> 00:28:19,132
I mean, all violence is wrong,but at least punching's a sport.
550
00:28:19,175 --> 00:28:20,742
-Is it?
-Yes, boxing.
551
00:28:20,786 --> 00:28:22,831
Boxing's in the Olympics.
Hair pulling isn't.
552
00:28:24,093 --> 00:28:27,096
-It would be funny if it was.-It really would be.
553
00:28:33,363 --> 00:28:34,843
Aren't you Lil Dicky?
554
00:28:34,887 --> 00:28:36,671
♪ Yes, I know
That I'm a rapper ♪
555
00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,804
-♪ At the end of the day ♪
-[gasping]
556
00:28:38,847 --> 00:28:42,068
♪ But I think
It's time you knew me
By my government name ♪
557
00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:44,331
-♪ Hi, I'm Dave ♪
-ANNOUNCER: Dave.
558
00:28:44,374 --> 00:28:46,115
All-new Wednesday at 10:00
on FXX.
559
00:28:46,159 --> 00:28:48,161
And next day, FX on Hulu.
560
00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:52,426
WOMAN:
Cause precedes effect.
561
00:28:52,469 --> 00:28:54,645
Effect leads to cause.
562
00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:58,519
The future is fixed
in exactly the same way
as the past.
563
00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:07,354
I would like to explore the idea
564
00:29:07,397 --> 00:29:09,095
of tokenism
in the workplace,
565
00:29:09,138 --> 00:29:11,532
where one minority is propped up
566
00:29:11,575 --> 00:29:14,143
to cover the experience
of the entire population.
567
00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:15,579
WOMAN: That's interesting.
568
00:29:15,623 --> 00:29:17,668
Wait. Sorry. You're not sayingyou feel that way here?
569
00:29:18,234 --> 00:29:19,235
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