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(lNSTRUMENTAL MUSlC)
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(COMPUTER KEYBOARD CLlCKlNG)
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Mmm!
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That is so good.
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l want more.
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But don't get greedy.
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Jeff?
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Hayley.
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Sorry, l was gonna be, like,
so sophisticated when we met.
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Little hard to do that with your
mouth full of...whatever that is.
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lt's great. lt's great.
Do you want some?
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Sure.
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Mmm.
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Yum.
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lt's, um...kind of
what l was thinking.
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Sorry?
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You just don't really look like
the kind of guy
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who has to meet girls
over the internet.
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I think it's better to meet people
online first sometimes.
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You get to know
what they're like inside.
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When you work as a photographer
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you find out real quick -
people's faces lie.
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Does my face lie?
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I look at those eyes and I see
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a girl who reads Zadie Smith,
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who listens to John Mayer
and Coldplay,
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who loves Monty Python episodes
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and who, desperately,
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madly, deeply wants,
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needs, longs for
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more chocolate.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Excellent, excellent
judge of character.
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Um...
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Can l get two of those truffles
and two ganaches?
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Now, what's a ganache?
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You don't know what a ganache is?
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Lucky, you're with
a woman of the world
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to introduce you to these things.
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And two chocolate-covered hearts.
And a decaf latte for me.
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And...
No, I'm good.
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Yeah, you do appear so.
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So what's in the bag?
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Oh, you know, just,
like, books and stuff.
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l figured if you stood me up,
then l should have something to read.
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Well...l couldn't really decide.
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l'm reading this book
about Jean Seberg.
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She's this actress
who slept with all the wrong people
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and ended up killing herself.
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Don't you do that.
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No. l intend to sleep
with all the right people.
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And plus, l'm reading
'Romeo and Juliet'.
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lt's a ninth grade book
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but l figured l could have it done
before the school year starts, so...
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Doesn't look like
Elizabethan tragedy.
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Oh. No, that's 'cause...
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Well, my dad...he's letting me audit
one of his med school courses, right?
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l don't really understand
half of it, but l totally love it.
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What, so you go to UCW
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and you sit in a lecture hall
with all these grad students
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and, what, do they hit on you?
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Why? Are you jealous?
(LAUGHS)
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Just admiring.
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I didn't know you were interested
in that kind of thing.
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What?
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You thought since we'd been
chatting for three weeks
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that you knew everything about me?
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Plus, they wouldn't hit
on a 14-year-old girl.
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They're like old enough
to be my dad, so...
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Oh! Well, they're like...
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They're bad older.
They're... You're not...
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l'm so articulate.
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Sorry. Can l just, like, start over?
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No. I get it. I get it. I get it.
I just thought...
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You know, well,
you look older than you are
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and you certainly act
older than you are.
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Really?
Yeah.
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I was expecting someone
not as impressive.
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Me too.
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Thanks.
Cool shirt.
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You want it?
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No, l didn't really bring
enough bucks, so...
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And yet, not actually
what I was asking.
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Sure, l want it.
OK.
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Can I get a green shirt
in a small, please?
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No. No, no.
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l can't let you do that.
What? Because...
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Because...
What?
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Because you'd be so indebted to me
that you'd have to...
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OK. l guess l can let you do that.
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You do have to model it
for me, though.
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Conditions. l can't live
with all these conditions.
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Thanks.
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This is so unfair.
What?
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This is when things happen,
in the middle of the night,
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by which time
l am completely out of the scene.
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Life as a teenager.
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l just hate having to depend on Lindsey
to drive me everywhere, you know?
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You'll be driving
before you know it.
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l mean, in the meantime, l missed
Elizabeth Wurtzel speaking at USC
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and the Goldfrapp concert.
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I was at the Goldfrapp concert,
actually.
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Shut up. You were?
Mm-hm.
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Was it great?
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Of course it was great.
What am l saying?
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Well, you could judge for yourself.
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I got a bootleg MP3.
You have the concert?
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Yeah, just one song.
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And a little louder, please,
so the authorities know.
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l totally have to hear it.
I'll send it to you.
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After you get home,
after you get around to it.
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Good things are worth the wait.
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Oh? And what have you
waited for recently?
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I'm gonna have to wait
four years for you.
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You are just trying
to distract me from that MP3.
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Look, I have to send it.
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It's not like I can just
take you over to my house.
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That would be a little insane.
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True.
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OK, now, don't peek.
(CHUCKLES)
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I shoot models for a living.
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I've seen it all before.
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And you're so sure about that?
I'm thinkin' yeah.
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Maybe you should peek
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and make that clerk wonder
what's going on over here.
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In your dreams, little girl.
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Little girl?
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Whatever happened to
how mature l was?
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ls this mature enough for you?
OK.
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You keep teasing me like that,
you're gonna drive me crazy.
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ls that so?
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OK. Alright.
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How's this?
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Nice.
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OK, now, there's three points
l have to make.
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One, you wouldn't take advantage
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because you've been
seen with me here today.
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And two, it's Goldfrapp.
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And three?
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Well, and three,
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you said that it would be insane
for me to come over and...
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..well, four...four out of five doctors
agree that l am actually insane.
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Thus, l have to come over
in order to be true to myself.
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Right? (LAUGHS)
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(LlFT HUMS)
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Um...
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And the fourth reason,
this amazing car.
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Well, in the face of logic like that,
I bow down and worship.
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Bow down?
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That's a good idea.
What are you waiting for?
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Worship me.
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Yes, oh, royal Thonggrrrl.
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I am not worthy to kiss your feet.
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Oh. Maybe you are.
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Maybe we should, like, get going.
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Yes, oh, magnificent Thonggrrrl.
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You wanna call your sister?
Tell her where you'll be?
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Maybe later.
l just wanna get in this car.
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(SLOW ELECTRONlC MUSlC)
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(CLAPS)
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Wow. So hot.
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What's wrong?
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Well, they...they teach us young things
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not to drink anything
we haven't mixed ourselves, so...
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Smart. Come back in the kitchen.
I'll pour it again.
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No. Come on.
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l can whip up something
more entertaining than that.
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Oh. Healthy dude, huh?
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I try.
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Figure I'll live as long as I can.
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Living long is overrated.
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What, you don't want to reach
a ripe, old age?
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For what? When l'm 80,
what would l do for fun?
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When you're 80, I'll be 98.
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Right. And useless to me.
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What use do you have
in mind for me?
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Ah. l knew there'd be something
fun around here.
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(DANCE MUSlC PLAYS SOFTLY)
l mean, other than wa...
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l bet these babes got some dirt on you.
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Those are models.
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So why are they on your walls
instead of...
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..magazine covers?
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Here, looking at you
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while, you know,
you do the most intimate things.
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My house is my studio.
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When clients come here,
they're walking into my giant portfolio.
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So, what, these were all shot here?
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Oh, my God!
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OK, you are like
a big deal, aren't you?
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I get work.
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lsn't that one of those cameras
that gives you the, like, square image?
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How do you know that?
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l'm a goon.
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l just, like, read constantly.
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l mean, you saw all those books
in my bag, so...
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You're not reading now.
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l'm not, am l?
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Feels good.
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Don't fall behind.
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We should toast.
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Carpe...
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What's that?
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lt's my own little toast.
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You know, carpe diem...
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Seize the day.
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So l figure, carpe omnious.
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Take it all?
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Take it all.
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(GLASSES CLlNK)
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So, like, what is it like
to look through your lens
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at some beautiful woman who's working
so hard to look good for you?
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You know these models.
They all have handlers.
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People to make sure
their hair is just right
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and their make-up is OK
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and they don't get lost
on their way to their next gig.
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So you never get to be
alone with them?
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Rarely.
Oh, poor Jeff.
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I am compensated for my troubles.
Don't worry about me.
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But l like worrying about you.
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lt makes me wonder...
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What?
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No, no. Forget it. Forget it.
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No, come on.
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Come on, what's in that
insane mind of yours?
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OK. We'll have another screwdriver
and then maybe...maybe l'll tell you.
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I'm waiting.
Hold on.
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You are not keeping up.
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What?
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OK, here's where you're supposed
to make it easier for me
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and read my mind.
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(CHUCKLES)
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You're wondering how many
of these models I've done it with.
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No.
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How many?
None of them.
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Oh, get out.
No. They're underage, mostly.
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I'd be arrested.
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So you're not arrested
for photographing them like this?
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I'm very aware of the legal
boundaries. I have to be.
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Right. Right.
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'Cause secretly...
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Secretly, you WOULD like to do them.
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No. There's just one that I slept with
when we were both younger.
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That one?
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Not out here.
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ln the bedroom?
No...
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What's her name?
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Hey.
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Janelle.
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Yeah. Janelle.
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So, what...what was she,
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like, the first big girlfriend
or something?
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That's right.
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Learned everything I knew
practising on her.
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And that date, what...
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Was that the first time you guys...
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l'm sorry. l'm sorry. lt's...
258
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,559
So, what, where is she now?
259
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:34,279
She actually signed with Ford
right after this shoot.
260
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,039
She really took off.
261
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,159
She, um...
Oh, my God.
262
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:41,799
She is, like, on magazine covers.
l know her.
263
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,639
Well, like, not personally,
obviously, but...
264
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,679
You get more impressive every second.
265
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:51,319
The models are impressive.
I just know how to bring it out.
266
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,639
You still love her.
267
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,159
No.
268
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,999
Ah...yeah.
269
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,039
No.
Yeah!
270
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,079
No.
Really?
271
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,119
No.
Really, really, really?
272
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,599
No.
273
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:06,319
I still love how simple
things were back then but...
274
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:07,959
You know, I...
275
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,079
I don't want to forget that, but...
276
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,159
..we've moved on.
277
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,319
You're lonely.
278
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,799
No.
279
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,399
l can hear it in your voice.
280
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,679
I'm a big boy.
281
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:34,039
Well, l guess everyone kind of
has a Janelle, right?
282
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,839
I guess.
283
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,959
Hey, hey, what if you got
one of your cameras
284
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,999
and we can see
what you can bring out in me?
285
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,439
This is what you wanted to ask?
Well, l...
286
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,679
It's not as easy as you think.
OK.
287
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,959
You know,
models don't just pout their lips.
288
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,399
They have to be willing to open up.
289
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:56,319
They have to show us a little
of their soul, their secrets.
290
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,319
Alright, then.
291
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,359
And most people
only open up from weakness.
292
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:02,719
Nobody wants to see photos
of weak people.
293
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:07,199
We look at great models because
they open up from a position of...
294
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:10,079
..of, uh, of strength.
295
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,679
They have the strength
296
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,479
to believe they can do anything,
297
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:16,999
no matter how crazy, or, uh...
298
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,639
Are you OK?
299
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,359
Let's try something.
OK.
300
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,639
Uh-uh, do me out here.
301
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,639
I shoot everyone in my studio.
Oh, come on.
302
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,679
But l'm not everyone, am l?
(ELECTRONlC DANCE MUSlC)
303
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,519
Clearly not.
304
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,239
Come on, Jeff. Shoot me. Come on.
305
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:48,119
Shoot me.
306
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,399
Don't do that.
What?
307
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,879
That phoney music video crap.
308
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:54,199
Come on.
309
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,599
Just be yourself.
310
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,759
Just be open.
311
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,319
Weren't you just listening to me?
312
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:01,959
(DlSTORTEDLY) Come on, Jeff.
313
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:03,439
Sit down.
Shoot me.
314
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,959
Look at me. Look at me honest.
315
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,759
Would you listen to me?
Just sit down.
316
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,359
Jeff, l don't...
(STERNLY) Sit down.
317
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,079
J-Jeff, l don't...
Sit down!
318
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,279
Are you OK?
319
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,319
I don't feel so good.
320
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:53,119
(GROANS)
321
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,159
Did you...did you call me?
322
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,239
Sorry. l was just looking through
your medicine cabinet.
323
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:03,159
OK, boring!
No 'Valley of the Dolls' stuff at all.
324
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,919
Can't help but wondering
why all the lubricants, though.
325
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,999
I j...
326
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,559
I, uh...
327
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,679
Oh, hey, hey, just...you know,
tell me when you're ready.
328
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,799
Take your time.
329
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,239
What did you... What di...
330
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,279
You remember what l said
331
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:25,639
about not drinking
anything you didn't mix yourself?
332
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,679
That's good advice for everyone.
333
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,159
You know what? l'm sorry
you were drugged for so long.
334
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:41,119
l've never really done that before
and, oh, well, l swiped this from my dad.
335
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,919
Didn't come with directions
336
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:46,719
and it's not like l could just
ask him how much to use.
337
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,359
So l probably used too much
338
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:51,359
or those screwdrivers could
have affected my judgment, you think?
339
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,839
lt's real water. Scout's honour.
340
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,919
(CLEARS THROAT)
341
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,839
Wha...
342
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,399
Why do I get...tied up first
343
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,799
if...this is how we're gonna play?
344
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:26,959
Jeff...
345
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,999
..play time is over.
346
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:33,639
Now it's time to wake up.
347
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,399
This isn't funny.
348
00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:00,039
Is this some...teenage joke?
349
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,479
Teenage?
350
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,959
Yes.
351
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,999
Joke?
352
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,319
No.
353
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,159
Now let me...
Patience.
354
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,279
Let me go. Let me go!
Patience.
355
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,599
Let me go!
Patience.
356
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,199
l'm just checking out
the side of the house, OK?
357
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,399
You know, l saw this cop show once.
lt was great.
358
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:35,999
And the killer, well, he thought
he'd cleaned up all the evidence
359
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,039
but some of the victim's blood
got on his shirt
360
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,999
and, yeah, sure, he washed it,
361
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,679
but some of the dried-up blood
got caught in the lint trap, so...
362
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,479
l mean...
363
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,199
Anything in here l should know about?
364
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,239
What the fuck are you doing?
365
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,039
That's kind of been
my question, Jeff.
366
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,159
What the fuck are you doing,
367
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:04,079
living in a house filled with
pictures of half-naked teenage girls?!
368
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,399
Oh, none of whom
you've ever done it with...
369
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,719
Help! Help!
370
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,799
Help! He...
371
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,639
(COUGHS)
372
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:22,559
There is really no point
in me taking any risks, Jeff.
373
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,679
Technically, l could let you scream
your fucking brains out
374
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,439
and no-one is going to hear you.
375
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,919
Yeah, l waited till today
because Mr Coughlin is at work,
376
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:35,279
and the Kraskows, well,
they're vacationing in Santa Barbara.
377
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,759
Still, l can't have some pedestrian
378
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,319
just happening by
as you're screaming,
379
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:44,959
so shut up or next time
it's gonna be bleach, OK?
380
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,879
You've been stalking me?
381
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,279
OK.
382
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,399
Alright. Let's get this straight.
383
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,279
You have been stalking me.
384
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,719
Yeah. l went into other chat rooms
with different nicknames.
385
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,719
And you would get to know
each woman.
386
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:16,159
And then as soon as you found out
they were any bit older than me
387
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,439
you would just drop them like that.
388
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,919
You took your time
sniffing out someone my age.
389
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,959
I didn't talk to the others
because they were boring.
390
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:28,759
You and I connected.
Oh, right.
391
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,999
Come on, you think I faked all that?
392
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:35,439
You know, actually,
it's...it's kind of funny.
393
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:40,159
Because every time l would mention
some like obscure singer or band,
394
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,039
you knew so much about them.
395
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:45,639
But not right away.
396
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,879
lt was, like, a few minutes later.
397
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:52,559
Maybe to give you enough time
to look them up on the web?
398
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,679
Jeff...
399
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,799
..you used the same phrases
about Goldfrapp
400
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,399
as they do on amazon.com.
401
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,559
Busted.
402
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,999
By the way,
403
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:16,799
l fucking hate Goldfrapp.
404
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,799
Come on...
405
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,719
I wanted to impress you.
406
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,759
I'm not the first guy to do
something stupid to impress a girl.
407
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:33,079
Does that deserve being
tied up and tortured?
408
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,039
Torture?
409
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:42,239
ls this torture to you?
410
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,599
l guess you've never read anything
by Amnesyt lnternational
411
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,079
or Human Rights Watch
412
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,719
because this...
413
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:57,359
..this is nothing.
414
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,759
Of course you're not
the first guy to lie to a girl, Jeff.
415
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,399
The operative word there
being 'girl'.
416
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,919
l mean, you know how old l am.
417
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,119
What makes a kid
who's barely past her first period
418
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,599
worth all this research?
419
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,559
l mean, you really got
to start to wonder
420
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:48,919
when a grown man goes through
all this trouble just to charm a girl.
421
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:52,719
Wow. There's that word again - girl.
422
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,279
You know, maybe
it's this whole camera thing.
423
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:03,479
Cameras...computers.
424
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,519
They let you hide, don't they?
425
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,799
So safe.
426
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:13,119
l heard how your voice changed
when the camera came between us.
427
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,599
My voice changed
because I felt sick
428
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,479
because you drugged me.
429
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,559
Yeah, you were drugged, alright.
430
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:27,519
And the drug was sweet
little 14-year-old flesh.
431
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,039
Look...
432
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:33,239
I'm a decent guy, ask anyone.
433
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,199
Go ahead. Call these models.
They'll tell you.
434
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:38,079
Of course they will.
435
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,439
You're not an idiot, Jeff.
436
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,159
You don't piss where you live.
437
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,879
Those girls were your work
and l, on the other hand, was...
438
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,399
..your play.
439
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,479
You were coming on to me.
Oh, come on.
440
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:53,959
That's what they always say, Jeff.
441
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:54,959
Who?
Who?
442
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,799
The paedophiles!
443
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,519
"She was so sexy.
She was asking for it.
444
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,519
"She was only technically a girl.
She acted like a woman."
445
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:06,639
lt's just so easy
to blame a kid, isn't it?!
446
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,719
Just because a girl
knows how to imitate a woman
447
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,439
does not mean she's ready to do
what a woman does.
448
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,519
l mean, you're the grown-up here.
449
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,639
lf a kid is experimenting
450
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,239
and says something flirtatious,
you ignore it.
451
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,199
You don't encourage it.
452
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,759
lf a kid says,
"Hey, let's make screwdrivers,"
453
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,839
you take the alcohol away and you
don't race them to the next drink!
454
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,319
Look, look.
455
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,119
I've been lonely, OK?
456
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:40,639
And that makes me stupid
but I am not a paedophile.
457
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,479
OK, you know what...
This is some horrible mistake.
458
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,079
l am not lonely
and therefore not stupid.
459
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,559
Untie me, we'll forget this whole
thing happened. Just untie me now!
460
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,039
l might be a little peeved.
461
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,479
So when l am ready to go,
l'll call a cab
462
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,479
and call another one
to let you loose.
463
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:54,919
When will that be?
l'm not sure yet.
464
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:06,959
Don't...
465
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:08,999
You can save yourself
so much time
466
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,319
by just dropping that word
from your vocabulary.
467
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,079
l'm gonna do what l want, Jeff.
468
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:23,959
See, a guy as smooth
at seducing adolescents as you are
469
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:27,839
and takes those photographs,
470
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,359
l just figure he has something around
that he doesn't want seen,
471
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,399
and when l find that,
472
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,119
then maybe l'll know
what l'm dealing with.
473
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,599
What you're dealing with?
474
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,959
l mean, what kind of paedophile
are you? Just a voyeur?
475
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,079
Again, not a paedophile.
476
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,199
Right. Right. You're a photographer.
477
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:49,519
Takes a genius to get paid for
what you'd be happy to do for free.
478
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:51,399
Look, go into the living room.
479
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,799
Look in the grey cabinet.
Pull out the third drawer down.
480
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,279
You'll see prints of my work
481
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,599
for all kinds
of environmental groups.
482
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,999
I've done shots
of the Yukon Territory...
483
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,679
..the Utah wilderness,
484
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,439
the Inuit villages in Alaska...
485
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:09,519
So what?
486
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,839
You love nature,
thus you must be a nice guy?
487
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,159
I'm saying my modelling shots
are just part of my portfolio.
488
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:17,879
I've shot a lot
of different subjects,
489
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,679
some of it very important work.
490
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,519
And it was so important
that you thought,
491
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,439
"Well, l can't possibly
hang it on the walls of my home.
492
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,999
"l need to plaster my house
with pictures of underage nymphs
493
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,039
"and just tuck
the nature shots away."
494
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,039
So...
495
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,839
..a voyeur and a conservationist.
496
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,279
I'm not a voyeur!
Not JUST a voyeur.
497
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:47,199
Sometimes you like to kick it up
a notch to actual molestation.
498
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,999
I am not a molester! I have no idea
who you've confused me with.
499
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,199
Sometimes you molest someone
and they fight back
500
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,839
and you completely lose control
and you hurt them.
501
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,919
I have never hurt anyone!
502
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,359
We'll just see, won't we?
503
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,599
(DRAWER OPENS AND SHUTS)
504
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,799
Those letters are mine.
505
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,119
Nothing's yours when you invite
a teenager into your home.
506
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,439
Don't love her anymore, huh?
507
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,879
That explains why you save these.
508
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,639
I thought about selling them
on eBay.
509
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,919
(SOFT, MELLOW JAZZ)
Excuse me?
510
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,359
Sorry. l couldn't hear you.
Maybe it was the music or...
511
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,639
l don't know.
Maybe it was the bullshit.
512
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,439
Alright. Honestly...
513
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,519
Some day I thought about
sending them to her,
514
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,759
reminding her
how much of a bitch she was.
515
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,679
Oh. A little angry, are we?
516
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,959
She broke your heart
and you haven't gotten over it?
517
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,839
You walk into somebody's house,
518
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,439
you start looking
through their shit,
519
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,479
you're gonna find things
that embarrass them.
520
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,399
It doesn't mean anything.
521
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:06,959
Alright. OK.
522
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,079
"Dear Jeff,
523
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:14,879
"you have to stop.
524
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,999
"l can't go where you wanna take me.
525
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,679
"You're just not the person
l thought you were."
526
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,919
You don't have to read it.
I know what it says.
527
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,719
l bet you do. How many times
did you read this over to yourself?
528
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,279
None of your business.
529
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,279
What kind of person
did she find out you were, Jeff?
530
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:30,759
None of your business.
531
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,079
That kind of depends
on how you define business, actually.
532
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,479
So, what, did you find her?
The girl you wanted?
533
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,679
ls this what all your work is,
just some kind of big search?
534
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,999
(SIGHS)
535
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,519
(CLOSES SHUTTERS)
536
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,199
Are you the ytpe of guy who likes
to save his outgoing emails?
537
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:07,999
Read them over and over again
to think about what you said?
538
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,679
This is weird.
539
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:17,719
Your download manager says
you pulled some photos off the Net,
540
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:22,039
but...l can't find them.
541
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,559
Gosh, that's strange.
542
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:29,839
Yeah. A smart guy doesn't leave
photos on his computer.
543
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,519
'Cause that's the first place
the cops are gonna look.
544
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:36,839
And then you're...into mementos and...
545
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:42,359
So where do you put the stuff
that you pull off the Net, hmm?
546
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,079
Do you have a special
little hiding place
547
00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:46,519
or something?
548
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,679
I live alone.
549
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,279
Why would I need a hiding place?
550
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,439
Just what l've been wondering.
551
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,559
l have looked through
your whole house.
552
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:00,599
Everything.
553
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,399
And l have found no porn.
554
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:08,079
l have not found a single...bit...of porn.
555
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,319
Guys tend to have
porn around, don't they?
556
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,199
Nothing against it,
nothing against them.
557
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,199
lt's just the way they're brought up.
558
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,039
But, seriously, if a guy knows
he can get away with it,
559
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:21,039
all guys, they have porn
at least somewhere in their crib.
560
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,879
You've done studies on this,
of course.
561
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,079
Then l was thinking
562
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:28,159
that these photos on his wall,
maybe those are his porn.
563
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,079
But l bet they're not
your stroke shots.
564
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:37,799
l bet whatever you have is so juicy
565
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,679
it needs its own little cubbyhole.
566
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,999
lsn't that right, Jeff?
567
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,719
(PANTS)
568
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,599
So what's the combination, Jeff?
569
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,559
Eat me.
Oh.
570
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:29,119
Look at how he's sweating.
Does this worry you, Jeff?
571
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,239
l'm gonna figure it out,
so you might as well just tell me.
572
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,559
l am an honour student.
573
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:37,399
Take your time.
574
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,999
Oh...oh, l will.
575
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:44,199
Believe me, l've got plenyt.
No, not much.
576
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,119
Aren't Mommy and Daddy gonna worry
if you're not home before dinner?
577
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,039
l'm thinking no.
578
00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:53,159
Oh, is that it?
579
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:54,999
What, they're too busy
to keep track of you,
580
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:58,799
so you reach out to somebody who
seems like he might care about you?
581
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,599
And you're so mad
because they ignore you?
582
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,919
They've always made the fuss
over your older sister
583
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:08,199
because she learned
to do everything first?
584
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,719
You're furious with them,
585
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:13,919
but they do love you
and they pay for your existence,
586
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,679
but you can't let them see
any of that anger.
587
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,239
l'm not angry at them.
No, no. Absolutely not.
588
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:25,399
That'd be too dangerous.
589
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,279
But you are angry.
590
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,279
And you gotta let it out somehow.
591
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:36,359
So you find a guy, an older guy.
592
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,879
Maybe he reminds you
a little of your dad.
593
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,119
Let me guess. I look like him?
594
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,599
You don't look anything like him.
595
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,599
If you say so.
596
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,839
But you gotta let
that anger out somehow.
597
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,439
And I seem like a good target...
Will you shut up?
598
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,759
Seriously, just shut up!
You know nothing about me.
599
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:03,399
No, you're right.
So sit down and tell me. We'll talk.
600
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,559
Yeah, right.
We can sit on the sofa.
601
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,159
And I'll call a taxi for you.
602
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:11,839
If you want, I'll hold you.
603
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,959
If you don't want,
I'll keep my distance.
604
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,919
You can let it all out. If you need
to cry, if you need to scream.
605
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:21,959
Whatever you need, Hayley.
606
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,559
You wouldn't be mad at me?
607
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,959
I just want you
to look at what you're doing.
608
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,759
l just wanna ask, um...
609
00:39:55,920 --> 00:40:00,159
Did you...did you seriously think
that that was gonna work?
610
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,119
You're good at what you do, Jeff.
611
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,839
What you do is work
with teenage girls, put them at ease
612
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,039
so they can trust you
with all their secrets.
613
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,199
No, that's not what I was doing.
614
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,639
Janelle's birthday.
615
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,279
(BUTTONS BEEP)
616
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,079
(MULTlPLE BEEPS)
617
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,599
Janelle's phone number.
618
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,439
(BUTTONS BEEP)
619
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,359
(MULTlPLE BEEPS)
620
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,559
Janelle's phone number backwards.
621
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:42,679
(NUMBERS BEEP)
622
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,279
(MULTlPLE BEEPS)
623
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,519
You're an honour student.
624
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,599
Try every possible combination
of numbers.
625
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,439
Should only take you
the rest of the week,
626
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,519
if you figure in breaks for meals.
627
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:58,839
Or l...
628
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,839
Or l could just...try March 1 9.
629
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,639
March 1 9, first with Janelle.
630
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,839
What's this, Jeff?
You are 'lensman31 9' after all.
631
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,759
Was this the first photo session
or the first time you banged her?
632
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:19,679
Or was that the same thing?
633
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,759
Hmm. What year would that have been?
634
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,319
3-1 9-87?
635
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,079
(BUTTONS BEEP)
636
00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:31,559
(MULTlPLE BEEPS)
637
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:33,199
Nope.
638
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,679
3-1 9-89?
639
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,319
(BUTTONS BEEP)
640
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:42,399
(SAFE CLlCKS AND WHlRRS)
Ohh!
641
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:46,599
How sentimental you are.
642
00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:58,479
What's so special
about these photos?
643
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,119
Oh.
644
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,839
This is what they make
those federal laws for, Jeff.
645
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,479
This is officially sick.
646
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,719
What makes this girl so special?
647
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:34,399
Hmm?
648
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,879
Why does she get
to keep her clothes on?
649
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,079
l recognise this girl.
650
00:42:58,240 --> 00:42:59,719
(GRUNTS)
651
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,159
(GROANS)
652
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,159
Hayley?
653
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:49,959
Where are you?
654
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,159
(FIRES GUN)
655
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:27,999
(DROPS GUN)
656
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,239
(GROANS)
657
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,399
Oh...
658
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:52,759
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
659
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,279
Welcome back.
660
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:26,399
l'm sorry to expose you like this.
661
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:29,999
lt's...it's not about sex,
although l have to admit...
662
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,479
..you are built.
663
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,639
I never touched you.
664
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:45,119
I was trying to hold you off me
while I called the cops.
665
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,839
Oh. Would you have shown them this?
666
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:52,679
Why do you have a picture
of Donna Mauer in your safe?
667
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:56,359
And, well, have you seen her?
Because no-one else has.
668
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,359
I did meet Donna for coffee.
669
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:10,399
I took a shot of her
to make her happy.
670
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,599
So how happy did you make her?
671
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,079
Look at her. She's fully dressed.
672
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:19,839
You can see the coffee shop
behind her.
673
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,839
I never brought her home.
674
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,679
So, what, what, you just said,
675
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,839
"See you later, kid. lt's been fun"?
676
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:31,799
You could have thrown this away.
677
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,919
You didn't.
678
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,719
You needed to hang on to it.
679
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:39,999
You could have talked
to the police.
680
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:41,999
You're right.
Yeah.
681
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,719
Or maybe you had something to hide,
682
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:47,079
like the extensive kiddie porn collect...
683
00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:50,319
Look, I'm not the monster
you think I am.
684
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:55,079
But OK, I...crossed a line.
685
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:58,359
Just call the cops.
I'll turn myself in.
686
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,199
A cute paedophile pleads guilyt.
687
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,039
"But, oh, it's not his fault.
688
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,119
"He's sick. He has an addiction."
689
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,479
I'll do jail.
Isn't that what should happen?
690
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,719
Yeah, you might.
You might get jail time.
691
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,839
l don't know, therapy, drugs,
692
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,359
group discussions, notifying people
when you move into a new house.
693
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:19,839
How bad is that, really?
694
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,879
It'll ruin my career,
it'll ruin my life.
695
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,479
Come on, didn't Roman Polanski
just win an Oscar?
696
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,159
So why the ice?
697
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:41,359
You know, l read the psych profile about
the person who took Donna Mauer.
698
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,239
Said he's a loner.
699
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:47,679
Thinks he's pretyt damn bright
and as powerful as a teenage girl.
700
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,359
He's gonna strike again.
Kind of sounds a lot like you.
701
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:51,839
It's not me!
702
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,959
Maybe not, but...
703
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,919
..those photos that l found
704
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,799
and the way you let me get drunk...
705
00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:03,479
(CLATTER)
706
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,279
You're a headline
waiting to happen.
707
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:14,799
Everybody will be safer if l do
a little preventive maintenance.
708
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:23,599
What the fuck are you doing?
709
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,239
l have to shave you down here.
710
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,319
l can't have any hair
on the incision site, right?
711
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:28,879
What?!
712
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,799
l've been going through
my dad's medical library at school
713
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:35,279
and, um, well, you said
l was pretyt bright, right?
714
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,479
l think l'm smart enough
to perform a successful castration.
715
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:40,799
No!
716
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,759
Please.
No! Ow!
717
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,199
OK, OK.
l guess you're not numb enough yet.
718
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,559
What should we talk about
while we're waiting? Hmm?
719
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:53,959
"Dear Janelle,
my name is Hayley Stark.
720
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,959
"l hope you don't mind me writing you
out of the blue like this.
721
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,919
"l met this guy that l think
you know, Jeff Kohlver.
722
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,199
"Oh, he's SO cute.
723
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,479
"And, well, he seems
to really like me.
724
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:07,399
"He even asked me over
to his place to do some photography,
725
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:09,679
"and l am so excited about this
726
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:12,719
"because, well,
for a 14-year-old like me,
727
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,719
"this could be a huge break,
you know?"
728
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:20,879
And here l put in
a little smiley face icon.
729
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,319
"Thing is, and l've tried to pretend
this isn't the case,
730
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,119
"but he talks about you an awful lot,
731
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:30,759
"and l have this ooky feeling
he's still in love with you.
732
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:32,799
"And l'm pretyt sweet on him too,
733
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,599
"but l don't want to go crazy over him
if there's still some chance
734
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:37,559
"that you two
might get back together.
735
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:41,919
"So, so, so, so, l found
your email address in his PDA,
736
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,039
"and l thought l'd just ask.
737
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,319
"ls this insane?
738
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,319
"Am l insane?
739
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:52,919
"ls Jeff?
740
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,879
"And this other girl
he talks about all the time.
741
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,919
"Her name is...Donna Mauer.
742
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,479
"Do you know anything about her?
743
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,239
"l found these photos on his computer
744
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,599
"but, silly me, l can't figure out
how to open them,
745
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,679
"but l'm attaching them to this note.
746
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:15,239
"Are they pictures of you or Donna?
747
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:17,679
"Anyhoo, thanks a mil.
748
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,839
"Your complete honesyt
will be mucho appreciated.
749
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,319
"Love and peace, Hayley."
750
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:31,119
l tried to make it sound
as innocent and moronic as possible.
751
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,119
How do you think l did?
752
00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:38,559
Fine.
753
00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:41,199
Guess l'll just send it
and that'll be that.
754
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:45,639
You're getting yourself
in terrible trouble.
755
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:48,279
Oh. Oh, and how's that?
756
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,439
If you cut me in any way,
you won't forget it.
757
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:54,719
It changes you
when you hurt somebody.
758
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:57,599
Oh, and you speak from experience,
l guess.
759
00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:59,759
I've just lived.
760
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:01,679
Unlike you.
761
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,959
The things you do wrong...
762
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:07,879
..they haunt you.
763
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,559
Tell me what you're haunted by.
764
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:16,519
You wanna remember this day
when you're with a guy on a date?
765
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:18,399
On your wedding night?
766
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:20,439
'Cause I promise you, you will.
767
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:23,719
Don't do that to yourself.
768
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:27,559
Wow.
769
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:30,359
You know, that is so thoughtful.
770
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,159
You are speaking to me
so selflessly.
771
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:36,639
l mean, you just don't want me
to castrate you for my own benefit?
772
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,879
Wow, l'm touched.
773
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:42,839
Jeff.
774
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,599
Why don't we imagine someone
saying the same thing to you
775
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:48,839
at a random moment?
776
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:54,239
lmagine that, when you
downloaded this little girl...
777
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,959
..l was sitting by your side saying,
"Stop. Don't do that to yourself."
778
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:03,799
Would you have listened?
779
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:09,399
Stop.
780
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,319
Don't do that to yourself.
781
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,679
Stop.
782
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,319
Don't do that to yourself.
783
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:33,639
Stop.
784
00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:38,239
(PRESSES MOBlLE PHONE KEYS)
785
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,039
You are good and numb, aren't you?
786
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:52,519
Fuck off.
787
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,959
Look, your conversational skills
are really deteriorating
788
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:56,519
as the day goes on.
789
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:57,879
(SPRAYS SHAVlNG CREAM)
790
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,599
Seriously, it turns out
that castration
791
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,759
is like the easiest
surgical procedure around,
792
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:05,119
and thousands of farm boys
all across the country
793
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:06,639
geld their own livestock,
794
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:10,039
so l figure, if they can do it,
then l can pull it off,
795
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:11,519
if you know what l mean.
796
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:13,679
I'm not fucking livestock.
797
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,319
You keep telling yourself that, stud.
798
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:19,399
HELP!
799
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:21,319
(COUGHS)
800
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,079
Look, that wasn't necessary.
801
00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:24,399
(COUGHS)
802
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:25,879
You bitch.
803
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:27,399
No more wiggling.
804
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:30,359
(CLEARS THROAT, COUGHS)
805
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:32,119
(SOUND OF SHAVlNG)
806
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:35,199
(METAL CLlNKS)
807
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:38,879
Does your mother know
you cut off men's balls?
808
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,479
l've never done it before today, but...
809
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:48,359
..maybe l'll tell her when l get home,
see what she says.
810
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,919
"Hayley, l knew you needed
a science fair project, but, really..."
811
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:55,799
So you and your mom
are both whacked.
812
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:57,279
l don't know.
813
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,679
That's that whole 'nature
versus nurture' question, isn't it?
814
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:08,039
Was l born a cute,
vindictive little bitch or...
815
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,599
..did socieyt make me that way?
816
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:14,119
l go back and forth on that.
817
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:17,399
(SHAVES) l'll be done in a sec.
l'm almost done.
818
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:19,879
There's money in the safe.
819
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:23,359
So?
So you could take it.
820
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,439
Look, you can take the camera
equipment. Take whatever you want!
821
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:27,959
Look, l am.
822
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,919
You really can't talk me
out of this by bribing me, OK?
823
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:32,959
(SHAVES)
824
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:34,639
How...how can I?
825
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,239
What, talk me out of it?
826
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:40,719
l don't know.
l haven't thought about that.
827
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:43,959
(SHAVES)
828
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:47,319
You know what, l need
to sterilise this before we start.
829
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,559
Do you want me to use the vodka
830
00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:54,519
or do you have another alcohol
you wanna offer me?
831
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,319
OK.
832
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:02,119
Ahh!
833
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,319
OK, all that scraping l did,
834
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:09,119
the blood probably rushed back in.
835
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:11,439
l have to numb you out
a bit more, OK?
836
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:18,479
l'll be right back.
837
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:34,399
(GRUNTS)
838
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:08,639
(PANTS WITH EXHAUSTION)
839
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:28,959
(GRUNTS)
840
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:47,879
Can l call someone for you?
ls that what you...
841
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:49,879
(CRIES)
842
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:51,359
Oh, you're getting bored.
843
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:54,119
Look, l'm sorry.
We gotta get this show on the road.
844
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:59,719
Oh, it's actually really impressive.
845
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:03,639
l thought it would be fun
to see how far you could get,
846
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,359
and l really only expected,
like, an inch or two.
847
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:09,239
That's not bad.
848
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:14,719
Why don't you just kill me?
849
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:18,359
ls that what you think l want?
850
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,759
Isn't it?
851
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:27,479
Close.
852
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:52,319
l love that you have all this stuff
853
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:55,119
because, like, this way
you can watch, you know?
854
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:57,839
(SCOFFS)
Now l'm hurt.
855
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,239
Come on, l go through
all the trouble to set this up
856
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:01,999
and you don't even want to watch?
857
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:09,559
I just...
858
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:13,519
I stayed one summer
with my Aunt Denise and her kids.
859
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:16,279
You know, her kids were like four or five,
860
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:18,359
and I was, like, ten.
861
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:20,119
No. No, I was nine.
862
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:25,079
And the littlest one,
the daughter, Lynnie...
863
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:28,439
..she...she loved me.
864
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:31,159
So she had this...
she had this game
865
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:35,559
where she would jump out
of the bathtub, all soaking wet...
866
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,599
..and she'd jump on top of me,
867
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:40,559
then she'd tickle me.
868
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:43,439
Then she'd tickle me and she'd shout,
869
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:45,039
"Prune attack! Prune attack!"
870
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:47,159
'Cause her fingers were all pruney.
871
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:53,359
I...I couldn't do anything
'cause I was afraid I'd hurt her
872
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:56,879
and it was weird.
873
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:02,799
And one day her mother came in
in the middle of it
874
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:08,559
and she saw her daughter
naked on top of me.
875
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:14,519
And then...she yelled at her...
876
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:19,559
.."Lynnie, get back in the bathtub."
877
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:23,879
Then she took me by the hand...
878
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:26,919
..and she dragged me into the kitchen.
879
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:32,519
She turned the stove on.
880
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:34,959
And we stood there
while the burner got hot.
881
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:39,599
And she pulled my pants down...
882
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:46,319
..and lifted me up over the burner.
883
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:54,519
I could feel the dirt on my skin
from her hands.
884
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:57,799
She must have been gardening.
885
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,559
And I cried and cried.
886
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:09,519
And I could hear the tears sizzle
as they hit the burner.
887
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:15,359
Then she sat me down.
888
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:20,079
She said, "If I ever catch you
with my daughter again..."
889
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:27,519
(LAUGHS)
890
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:29,919
She called my mom.
891
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:32,599
My mom came the next day.
892
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:36,799
I never saw Aunt Denise again.
893
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:47,439
These things really stick.
894
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:51,639
OK, well, you know, we're set.
895
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:54,399
Don't.
896
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:58,559
l told you not to use that word. OK?
897
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:00,879
Hayley, please.
898
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:02,799
You need help.
899
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:06,119
A teenage girl doesn't do this.
900
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,919
l've seen your idea of what
a teenage girl should do with her day,
901
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:10,119
so don't even start.
902
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:12,159
I'll pay for a therapist.
903
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:15,679
Thanks. Thanks.
904
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:18,399
But if l ever see a shrink,
l want to make my case...
905
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:19,399
Hayley, please.
906
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:21,239
..really, really
interesting for them.
907
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:22,879
Please. I'll do whatever you want.
908
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,959
You could call the cops.
I'll say I did whatever you want.
909
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:27,759
l don't think
they're gonna believe a confession
910
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:29,239
under these circumstances.
911
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:30,999
Then I'll leave. I'll leave.
I'll leave, OK?
912
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:32,479
I'll move out of town.
You will?
913
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:33,959
Mm-hm.
914
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:36,039
Donna's body will still be
where you left it.
915
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:37,879
I'm not the guy!
916
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:40,999
I'm not the guy, I swear! (CRIES)
917
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:44,639
Anything! Please!
918
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,599
Please don't do this!
919
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:49,119
Anything?
Anything! Piss on me!
920
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:52,719
Fucking feed me glass!
I don't care! Do whatever you want!
921
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:56,119
I'll tell the cops
I did whatever you want. Please! Just...
922
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:59,879
Please, I'll do whatever you want.
Anything. Please.
923
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:01,359
Please. Anything.
924
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:03,039
Anything. Anything.
Please.
925
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:08,119
Please. (SOBS) Please.
926
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:09,879
Anything?
Anything.
927
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:11,359
Yeah, anything.
928
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,279
Just... Please.
929
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:16,519
PLEASE!
930
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:34,319
When l talked about sending an email
to Janelle, you changed the subject.
931
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:40,599
l could send it right now,
pack up and go.
932
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:42,839
lt could be the best thing
that ever happened to you.
933
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,599
You could stop torturing yourself
with the idea
934
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:46,799
that you might get
back with her some day.
935
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:50,039
What do you say?
Goddamn it!
936
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:51,959
Get the fuck off of me!
937
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:54,039
Please untie me and let me go!
938
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,839
Please! Please don't cut me!
939
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,959
Please! Please!
940
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:01,879
Please.
941
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:04,199
(SCREAMS)
942
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:08,959
(CRIES)
943
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:28,079
l shouldn't have teased you
like that.
944
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:36,959
l shouldn't have let you think
there was a way out of this.
945
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:46,519
Hey, um...
946
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:49,119
l got this medical text,
947
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:52,799
and, look, if l forget anything,
just don't panic, OK,
948
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:55,679
'cause it's...it's right here.
949
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:01,559
Yeah, l knew you'd want to watch.
950
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:03,279
Look, if you move too much,
951
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:06,959
l could nick the perineal artery
and you...
952
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:10,199
You could, like, bleed to death
before anyone got here, OK?
953
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:15,679
So, just, please, l really need
to have a steady, steady hand, OK?
954
01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:21,639
Jeff?
955
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:26,199
Alright.
956
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:31,519
(SQUELCH)
957
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:33,479
Do you feel that?
958
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:38,359
Why do you care?
959
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:44,119
l'd be thankful for small favours.
960
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:03,039
Wow.
961
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:05,799
Wow, that went well.
962
01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:18,079
You know, you told that, uh...
963
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:21,119
..that Aunt Denise story very well.
964
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:24,439
Very, very well.
965
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:27,199
What was that supposed to be?
966
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:30,919
Some kind of magic key to explain
why you are the way you are?
967
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:34,119
Doesn't.
968
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:38,959
OK, what should l do first -
your right or left testicle?
969
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:43,919
Um...
970
01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:47,559
Why don't we just say right, OK?
971
01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:51,199
Alright, now, l just have to give it
one little slice to free it up,
972
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:52,839
and then, um...
973
01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:55,599
Snip.
(SOFT SNAP)
974
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,559
OK. Now l just need to suture it up.
975
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:02,959
This would be so much easier
if l had, like, a nurse or something,
976
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:06,919
but, you know, l asked my friend
if she'd help me castrate a guy
977
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:10,439
and, well, she made
all these, like, ooky sounds,
978
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:13,079
like l was asking her
to swallow worms or something.
979
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:17,399
Yeah, we'll see who makes
medical school in eight years, huh?
980
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:21,079
Alright, now,
you're gonna feel a tug,
981
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:24,039
'cause l really gotta
get this tight, alright?
982
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:27,199
So just...bear with me.
983
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:30,759
OK...
984
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:35,079
OK.
985
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:37,439
OK, halfway through. Over the hump.
986
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:38,919
Can't you stop?
987
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:41,279
Come on, Jeff.
Please?
988
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:46,079
Some men, they go through
their whole lives with only one ball,
989
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:48,559
and they're just fine, you know?
990
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:50,399
Or so l've read.
991
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:53,319
Well, l guess l figured
that you're not really punished
992
01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:55,039
if l leave you with a spare.
993
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,799
OK, stay with me. Stay with me.
994
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:05,199
lt's OK. lt's OK, Jeff.
995
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:08,439
Look...
996
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:13,199
lf l...if l left one, then you'd be
walking around crooked all the time.
997
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:16,039
So, look, this is
for the best, alright?
998
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:19,639
OK, you're entering
a whole new world now, alright?
999
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:21,279
Just gotta...
1000
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:24,239
..snip and...
1001
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:26,239
Oh!
1002
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:29,639
OK.
1003
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,599
Wow.
1004
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:36,719
This seriously has to be, like,
1005
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:39,879
one of the easiest operations,
because...
1006
01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:41,519
Wow.
1007
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:46,199
l mean, l wonder why they teach
Girl Scouts things like camping
1008
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:49,919
and selling cookies, you know?
1009
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:52,399
'Cause this is what's really useful.
1010
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:56,559
l don't know how they'd design
a merit badge, though.
1011
01:07:56,720 --> 01:07:58,399
That'd be interesting.
1012
01:07:58,560 --> 01:08:01,359
I saw Lynnie
at Aunt Denise's funeral.
1013
01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:03,679
I told her what her mom did.
1014
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:06,399
She didn't believe me.
1015
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:11,439
lf Denise was here right now,
what would you say?
1016
01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:15,639
I'd say, "Help.
1017
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:19,239
"A teenager cut my balls off.
Call the police."
1018
01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:24,679
She wasn't very sympathetic
the last time,
1019
01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:26,919
so l wouldn't really
hold your breath.
1020
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:32,079
(JEFF SOBS)
1021
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:44,799
Alright.
1022
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:47,359
l would cancel any appointments
you have in the next few days
1023
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:51,439
because you're going to be sorer
than you've ever been before.
1024
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:53,639
Oh, and l'd say, in, like,
1025
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:55,519
eight or nine days,
take the stitches out,
1026
01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:59,319
which l suggest you do yourself
to save embarrassment.
1027
01:08:59,480 --> 01:09:03,399
Oh, and there's this website,
eunuchsquestions.com.
1028
01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:06,239
Eunuchs is E-U-N-U-C-H-S.
1029
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:08,159
l had a lot of trouble with that,
1030
01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:11,399
but it gives great advice
on how to deal with your castration.
1031
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:14,319
You really... You don't have to
go through this alone, you know?
1032
01:09:14,480 --> 01:09:15,839
Um...
1033
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:19,079
Do you want some souvenirs?
1034
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:22,639
No?
1035
01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:24,439
OK.
1036
01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:27,239
What should we do with them?
1037
01:09:32,440 --> 01:09:35,479
We could see
how far they bounce. Hmm?
1038
01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:45,839
Actually, we wouldn't want,
like, a little animal
1039
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,839
confusing it for an afternoon snack.
1040
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:52,519
You know, a little squirrel
or a coyote might get sick.
1041
01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:54,119
And we don't want that,
1042
01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:56,679
especially with you
being such a conservationist.
1043
01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:00,839
Fuck.
1044
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:03,279
We could grind them up
in the garbage disposal.
1045
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:08,079
Or...or we could sew them back in.
1046
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:09,559
l had this shop teacher once,
1047
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:11,999
who sawed off his thumb in class,
1048
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:13,719
and then he grabbed some ice,
1049
01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:15,599
drove to the emergency room,
1050
01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:18,359
the next day, sure enough,
he has his thumb.
1051
01:10:18,520 --> 01:10:22,639
Didn't bend so well, but, you know,
he could, like, hitchhike and stuff.
1052
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:24,559
(MACHlNE WHlRRS)
1053
01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:27,239
(WHlRRlNG STOPS)
1054
01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:29,679
l'm just checking to see if it works.
1055
01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:31,359
(WATER RUNNlNG)
1056
01:10:33,440 --> 01:10:37,119
(WHlRRlNG)
1057
01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:48,239
l guess they, uh, weren't brass.
1058
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:57,599
You're not laughing, are you?
1059
01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:01,479
Well, no wonder.
This isn't a laughing matter at all.
1060
01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:05,839
l don't know.
Maybe Donna's smiling just a tad.
1061
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,599
(SIGHS) I didn't do anything to her.
1062
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:13,319
Maybe, maybe not.
1063
01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:17,719
But l suggest you track down
the guy who did
1064
01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:21,359
'cause, well, he has no idea
what's waiting for him.
1065
01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:22,839
Here.
1066
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:24,359
You really need to rehydrate.
1067
01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:27,599
Jeff, please. Come on.
1068
01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:32,039
(SPITS)
1069
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:36,359
Jeff, l'm serious.
1070
01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:40,359
You really, really need
to drink this, OK?
1071
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:43,399
Come on.
1072
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:46,759
Attaboy.
1073
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,479
OK? Do you want more?
1074
01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:53,919
Why are you being
so nice to me now?
1075
01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:00,879
You're kinda pitiful now, aren't you?
1076
01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:05,839
l mean, it's going to be tricky, you know,
not letting anyone find out about...
1077
01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:09,919
No more sex.
1078
01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:13,439
No more taking public showers.
1079
01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:16,719
But one of these days
you're going to get a physical,
1080
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:18,439
and your doctor's going to find out.
1081
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:21,719
And don't worry, l mean,
he's not gonna tell his golf buddies...
1082
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:24,719
..and they're not gonna
tell their friends,
1083
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:27,279
and they're not gonna tell
their friends.
1084
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:30,839
But a couple years down the road
you're going to start wondering,
1085
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:32,879
do your publishers know?
1086
01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:36,079
Do your models know?
1087
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:40,519
Does Janelle know?
1088
01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:45,599
Ohhh.
1089
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:47,399
God, l'm sweating.
1090
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:50,319
Look, l'll go take a shower
1091
01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:52,639
and then l'll be
out of your life, OK?
1092
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:54,599
I'll find you.
1093
01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:57,919
Don't make threats
while you're still tied down.
1094
01:12:58,080 --> 01:12:59,399
I'm just saying...
1095
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:01,639
What do you expect me
to do about it, hmm?
1096
01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:03,279
I'm just saying.
1097
01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:10,159
The easiest thing for me to do
would be to just kill you.
1098
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:15,639
But l already told you
l'm not going to do that.
1099
01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:21,879
You don't get off that easy, Jeff.
1100
01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:27,479
l'm sweating like a pig. Seriously.
1101
01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:29,759
Um...l gotta go have a shower,
1102
01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:33,679
and then when l come back later,
maybe we can chat some more.
1103
01:13:57,840 --> 01:14:00,599
(GRUNTS)
1104
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:59,119
I'm all here.
1105
01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:19,919
TV CHARACTER: Why, you can see it
with your very own eyes.
1106
01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:21,559
Come on. Come on.
1107
01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:55,959
(SHOWER RUNS)
1108
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:06,439
(TASER WHlRRS)
(SCREAMS)
1109
01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:29,479
(TASER WHlRRS)
1110
01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:14,399
(SMASH!)
1111
01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:16,599
Fuck.
1112
01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:22,599
(TASER WHlRRS)
(GROANS)
1113
01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:52,679
Hey, Trace.
1114
01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:55,439
Look, l'm gonna be done, like,
so much sooner than l thought,
1115
01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:57,559
so do you wanna
catch a movie or something?
1116
01:17:57,720 --> 01:17:59,199
Cool.
1117
01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:03,279
No, l'm not telling you.
1118
01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:23,599
Yes, this is Lieutenant Hayley, LAPD.
1119
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:26,719
You're acquainted with
a photographer, one Jeffrey Kohlver?
1120
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:31,479
Yes, there's been an incident here.
1121
01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:33,599
ls it possible
that you can assist us?
1122
01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:38,639
l'm not at liberty to discuss that
at this moment, ma'am,
1123
01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:40,799
but it's a very delicate matter
1124
01:18:40,960 --> 01:18:42,679
and the sooner we can
speak with you here,
1125
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:45,879
the better chance we have
of keeping it out of the newspapers.
1126
01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:49,159
We appreciate that.
1127
01:18:49,320 --> 01:18:50,879
The address...
1128
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:54,879
Yes.
1129
01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:56,919
Yes, that's the place.
1130
01:18:57,920 --> 01:19:00,199
How soon do you think
you can be here?
1131
01:19:43,720 --> 01:19:45,359
Steady.
1132
01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:46,999
Stand straight.
1133
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:48,679
Attaboy.
1134
01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:56,679
(GRUNTS)
1135
01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:06,359
You're insane.
1136
01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:07,839
Right.
1137
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:10,719
Which l did tell you
when we first met, remember?
1138
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:13,599
Four out of five doctors agree.
1139
01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:18,959
Maybe l should ask my therapist.
1140
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:21,079
See what she thinks about it.
1141
01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:23,799
Ask her how much it would cost
to get a padded cell...
1142
01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:25,799
(DOORBELL RlNGS)
1143
01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:28,439
Help!
1144
01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:31,319
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
1145
01:20:31,480 --> 01:20:33,159
Shut up.
1146
01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:35,879
Hi.
1147
01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:37,799
Oh, hello. Is Mr Kohlver here?
1148
01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:41,159
Um, he's asleep. Not feeling so well.
1149
01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:43,159
l think it's food poisoning.
1150
01:20:43,320 --> 01:20:44,639
I'm sorry to hear that.
1151
01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:46,279
Are you...
1152
01:20:46,440 --> 01:20:47,759
l'm his niece.
1153
01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:50,079
Oh, really?
Yeah.
1154
01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:53,159
Can I ask you something?
1155
01:20:53,320 --> 01:20:54,799
OK.
1156
01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:57,279
I might be a little out of line here.
1157
01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:01,639
Do you babysit?
1158
01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:05,119
Yeah, yeah. l do. l do.
1159
01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:07,919
Um, but l'm only here
for, like, a couple more days.
1160
01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:09,479
Oh, that's too bad.
1161
01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:11,719
I'm on a constant patrol
for new babysitters.
1162
01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:13,359
Right.
1163
01:21:14,360 --> 01:21:16,519
Are those...
Oh.
1164
01:21:16,680 --> 01:21:18,679
Yes. Mr Kohlver's cookies.
1165
01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:20,159
My daughter's a Girl Scout
1166
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:21,639
and we've been trying
to deliver these,
1167
01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:24,119
but we've always been missing him,
so here they are, yummy stuff.
1168
01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:26,239
Thanks.
1169
01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:29,759
Yeah. Uncle Jeff loves
his Girl Scouts, so...
1170
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:34,839
You should probably...
What?
1171
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:37,079
Well, pay me.
1172
01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:39,599
Oh, right. Yeah. l'm sorry.
How much is it?
1173
01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:41,079
Six.
Six.
1174
01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:42,719
Right.
1175
01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:46,079
Um...
1176
01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:48,919
Can you just wait here for a second?
No problem. Sure.
1177
01:21:54,920 --> 01:21:56,399
(MUFFLED SCREAMS)
1178
01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:04,879
Here you go.
Oh.
1179
01:22:05,040 --> 01:22:07,119
Did I hear something?
1180
01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:12,359
Yeah, the food poisoning.
He's...vomiting and...
1181
01:22:12,520 --> 01:22:13,719
Oh, I'm so sorry.
1182
01:22:13,880 --> 01:22:15,999
Your cookies.
Oh, right. Sorry.
1183
01:22:16,160 --> 01:22:18,959
And if you're going to be around
any longer,
1184
01:22:19,120 --> 01:22:21,279
I'm just...I'm three houses
down, across.
1185
01:22:21,440 --> 01:22:24,119
I can always, always,
always use a new sitter.
1186
01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:27,079
l wish l could, but...
Yeah, me too.
1187
01:22:27,240 --> 01:22:28,559
Well...
1188
01:22:28,720 --> 01:22:30,999
So how's the roof?
1189
01:22:32,880 --> 01:22:34,199
Sorry?
1190
01:22:34,360 --> 01:22:35,879
You were on the roof.
1191
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:39,319
l was.
1192
01:22:39,480 --> 01:22:42,119
Just a little while ago I was
trimming my roses and I looked up
1193
01:22:42,280 --> 01:22:44,959
and I saw you there,
I was wondering who it was.
1194
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:49,759
Ah, yeah, we... There's, uh...
1195
01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:51,239
We had a leak
1196
01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:53,319
and l...just thought
l'd go up and check.
1197
01:22:53,480 --> 01:22:55,559
Your uncle made you
go up on the roof?
1198
01:22:57,120 --> 01:22:58,559
Well...
1199
01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:04,199
He's sick and l said l'd go and see
if there's, like, a hole or...
1200
01:23:04,360 --> 01:23:06,079
Right.
1201
01:23:06,240 --> 01:23:07,759
Did it rain?
1202
01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:16,039
l have to go back to my uncle.
1203
01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:18,199
Oh, sure. No problem.
1204
01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:20,359
Just tell him Judy Tokuda
said hello.
1205
01:23:20,520 --> 01:23:21,839
You bet.
OK?
1206
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:23,479
You bet. Thanks.
1207
01:23:27,720 --> 01:23:30,759
Well...it's yummy stuff.
1208
01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:34,759
A leak? That's all you
could come up with? Pathetic.
1209
01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:38,799
Don't piss me off right now,
Uncle Jeff.
1210
01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:43,479
She'll be back.
1211
01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:45,559
She thinks you're flaky.
1212
01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:48,959
You might need help,
putting it fucking mildly.
1213
01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:50,599
When you got loose...
1214
01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:53,519
..did you call the police,
did you run for help,
1215
01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:54,999
like an innocent person would?
1216
01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:56,759
I did call.
Oh, yeah?
1217
01:23:58,360 --> 01:24:01,519
Why don't we just
press redial and see?
1218
01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:07,439
Face it, Jeff.
1219
01:24:07,600 --> 01:24:10,119
You could have gotten away
and you didn't.
1220
01:24:11,760 --> 01:24:13,919
Now it's so easy.
1221
01:24:16,360 --> 01:24:17,679
l leave you here,
1222
01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:19,879
someone will find you...
1223
01:24:20,880 --> 01:24:23,319
..along with the photo of Donna
1224
01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:26,879
and the confession
that l ytped on your computer.
1225
01:24:28,040 --> 01:24:29,519
Or...
1226
01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:32,719
..l have a special time-limited offer.
1227
01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:36,079
You step off that chair,
you end it all,
1228
01:24:36,240 --> 01:24:38,239
l destroy all the evidence.
1229
01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:41,519
No-one will ever know
why you killed yourself,
1230
01:24:41,680 --> 01:24:43,399
not even Janelle.
1231
01:24:43,560 --> 01:24:45,879
I didn't kill Donna Mauer.
Oh, come on.
1232
01:24:46,040 --> 01:24:48,039
We've been over this.
Fuck you. I'm not gonna beg.
1233
01:24:48,200 --> 01:24:49,999
You mean you're not going
to beg again?
1234
01:24:50,160 --> 01:24:51,839
Because you do it so well.
1235
01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:53,479
Please.
1236
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:58,839
Please, pretyt please,
with a cherry on top.
1237
01:25:00,280 --> 01:25:02,359
One that you just had to pop.
1238
01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:07,239
You'll leave a clue.
1239
01:25:07,400 --> 01:25:09,679
You've messed up once already.
1240
01:25:09,840 --> 01:25:11,159
More than once.
1241
01:25:11,320 --> 01:25:13,079
Mrs Tokuda's made you.
1242
01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:14,919
She's figured you out.
1243
01:25:15,920 --> 01:25:17,399
They'll find you.
1244
01:25:18,400 --> 01:25:20,719
They might.
No. They will.
1245
01:25:20,880 --> 01:25:24,039
You'll spend the rest of your life
lookin' over your shoulder.
1246
01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:29,079
Waking up in the middle of the night,
jumping at every noise.
1247
01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:36,799
How hard do you think
they're going to look for me, really?
1248
01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:41,239
l mean, they find a paedophile killer
all gift-wrapped for them,
1249
01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:43,479
do you think they're going to care
who did the work?
1250
01:25:43,640 --> 01:25:45,319
Do you think
they're even gonna bring it up?
1251
01:25:45,480 --> 01:25:49,439
And you know what, l will have
the biggest legal defence you ever saw.
1252
01:25:49,600 --> 01:25:52,799
lf everyone who was ever molested
sends me $5,
1253
01:25:52,960 --> 01:25:57,199
oh, come on, l'll be able to afford
the best fucking lawyer in the world.
1254
01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:00,679
Want the worst case scenario?
1255
01:26:00,840 --> 01:26:03,039
Two years of communiyt service.
1256
01:26:04,120 --> 01:26:07,399
Jodie Foster directs
the movie version of the whole thing.
1257
01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:15,959
Who do you want to play you?
1258
01:26:17,880 --> 01:26:20,519
(BOTH GRUNT AND SHOUT)
1259
01:26:36,360 --> 01:26:38,159
Fuck. Fuck.
1260
01:26:40,640 --> 01:26:42,559
(COUGHS)
1261
01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:09,079
You didn't leave, did ya?
1262
01:27:10,080 --> 01:27:11,559
No.
1263
01:27:12,840 --> 01:27:16,799
You don't wanna leave me, do ya?
1264
01:27:27,240 --> 01:27:28,799
(DISTANTLY) Where are ya?
1265
01:27:28,960 --> 01:27:32,439
We've spent too much time
only to walk away.
1266
01:27:34,440 --> 01:27:36,439
I know you're not gonna leave.
1267
01:27:37,440 --> 01:27:39,119
Come on!
1268
01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:13,719
(ELECTRONlC DANCE MUSlC)
1269
01:28:26,360 --> 01:28:27,679
Oh, you're good.
1270
01:28:27,840 --> 01:28:29,959
You're so good.
You're so fucking good!
1271
01:28:30,120 --> 01:28:31,959
You're just like her.
You're just like her.
1272
01:28:32,120 --> 01:28:33,439
You're all just fucking like her!
1273
01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:35,399
You wanna drive a man fucking crazy,
1274
01:28:35,560 --> 01:28:37,879
then go, until you go
out of your fucking mind!
1275
01:28:38,040 --> 01:28:40,839
Then go! Go on your fucking way!
1276
01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:44,399
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
1277
01:28:44,560 --> 01:28:46,039
Go!
1278
01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:51,799
You're right.
1279
01:28:51,960 --> 01:28:53,559
You're right, Hayley.
1280
01:28:53,720 --> 01:28:56,319
Thank you. Thank you.
1281
01:28:57,320 --> 01:28:58,639
This is me.
1282
01:28:58,800 --> 01:29:00,679
This is who I am.
1283
01:29:00,840 --> 01:29:02,359
Thank you.
1284
01:29:02,520 --> 01:29:04,599
Thank you for helping me see it.
1285
01:29:05,600 --> 01:29:06,919
(THUD! THUD!)
1286
01:29:53,320 --> 01:29:55,119
What took you so long?
1287
01:29:55,280 --> 01:29:56,159
You dropped this.
1288
01:29:56,320 --> 01:29:57,679
l had to.
Yeah?
1289
01:29:57,840 --> 01:29:59,159
Or you would've been
down there forever.
1290
01:29:59,320 --> 01:30:00,639
What were you doing, jerkin' off?
1291
01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:02,759
Which do you wanna fuck first,
me or the knife?
1292
01:30:02,920 --> 01:30:04,839
Uh-uh.
You know how to use that, huh?
1293
01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:07,279
(COCKS GUN)
Honour student, remember?
1294
01:30:08,280 --> 01:30:10,679
Nothing l can't do
when l put my mind to it.
1295
01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:12,319
(FlRES GUN)
1296
01:30:15,320 --> 01:30:17,479
Toss the knife in the backyard!
1297
01:30:17,640 --> 01:30:18,759
Why?
1298
01:30:18,920 --> 01:30:20,959
Or you'll shoot again?
Go on, shoot me. Shoot me!
1299
01:30:21,120 --> 01:30:23,679
You're not gonna shoot me!
lt's not me you have to worry about.
1300
01:30:23,840 --> 01:30:25,839
lt's Janelle.
1301
01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:28,239
l called her.
1302
01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:31,559
Told her l was Lieutenant Hayley
from the LAPD.
1303
01:30:32,640 --> 01:30:34,479
How far does she live, Jeff?
1304
01:30:36,480 --> 01:30:38,199
Look over there.
No, no...
1305
01:30:38,360 --> 01:30:40,319
Look over there!
1306
01:30:45,760 --> 01:30:47,559
The deal's still open.
1307
01:30:48,560 --> 01:30:51,959
You put the noose around your neck,
you end this whole game.
1308
01:30:52,120 --> 01:30:55,759
l will still clean up all the evidence.
You're running out of time!
1309
01:30:57,640 --> 01:30:59,639
Or we can wait for her.
1310
01:31:01,200 --> 01:31:02,999
And l'll pull off my clothes...
1311
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:06,279
..and l will run into her arms.
1312
01:31:07,400 --> 01:31:09,319
What? Unless I hang myself?
1313
01:31:12,880 --> 01:31:14,199
I'll find you. I'll track you down!
1314
01:31:14,360 --> 01:31:15,959
Assuming you knew anything about me.
1315
01:31:16,120 --> 01:31:18,079
What, a Calabasas girl
whose dad teaches at UCW
1316
01:31:18,240 --> 01:31:19,559
shouldn't be that hard to find.
1317
01:31:19,720 --> 01:31:21,039
You believed all that?
1318
01:31:21,200 --> 01:31:23,119
Huh?
1319
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:27,559
God! Who are you?
1320
01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:30,919
lt's hard to say for sure.
1321
01:31:32,320 --> 01:31:34,359
Maybe not a Calabasas girl.
1322
01:31:34,520 --> 01:31:37,439
Maybe not the daughter
of a med school professor.
1323
01:31:37,600 --> 01:31:39,479
Maybe not even
a friend of Donna Mauer.
1324
01:31:39,640 --> 01:31:41,319
Maybe not even named Hayley.
1325
01:31:45,840 --> 01:31:47,759
Who the hell are you?!
1326
01:31:50,480 --> 01:31:54,639
l am every little girl
you ever watched,
1327
01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:57,279
touched, hurt,
1328
01:31:57,440 --> 01:32:00,199
screwed, killed.
1329
01:32:17,400 --> 01:32:19,199
She's gonna find it, Jeff.
No, no.
1330
01:32:19,360 --> 01:32:21,119
Jeff, she's gonna find it all.
1331
01:32:21,280 --> 01:32:22,599
Put on the noose.
1332
01:32:22,760 --> 01:32:24,759
Put on the noose and jump,
and l'll stop it.
1333
01:32:26,840 --> 01:32:29,359
She'll never find out.
(CRIES)
1334
01:32:29,520 --> 01:32:30,999
She'll just think
you were some sad man...
1335
01:32:31,160 --> 01:32:33,839
..some sad man
who she never should have left.
1336
01:32:36,560 --> 01:32:37,559
Jeff?
1337
01:32:44,080 --> 01:32:46,439
Bad things...
(CRIES)
1338
01:32:46,600 --> 01:32:48,599
Fucking awful things
will happen to you in prison.
1339
01:32:48,760 --> 01:32:50,079
This is the only way.
1340
01:32:50,240 --> 01:32:52,079
You'll wish you'd killed yourself
when you had the chance.
1341
01:32:52,240 --> 01:32:53,719
lt's the only way.
1342
01:32:54,880 --> 01:32:56,599
lt's the only way, Jeff.
1343
01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:04,719
(KNOCKS)
1344
01:33:04,880 --> 01:33:05,759
Jeff!
1345
01:33:05,920 --> 01:33:08,799
(DOORBELL RlNGS)
1346
01:33:22,440 --> 01:33:24,479
I didn't kill her.
1347
01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:29,999
I just watched.
1348
01:33:31,960 --> 01:33:34,159
I wanted to take pictures...
1349
01:33:35,640 --> 01:33:37,239
..but he wouldn't let me.
1350
01:33:38,240 --> 01:33:40,079
It was me and another guy.
1351
01:33:41,080 --> 01:33:43,319
I didn't do it. I swear.
1352
01:33:43,480 --> 01:33:44,799
I'll tell you his name,
1353
01:33:44,960 --> 01:33:46,879
and I'll help you find him.
1354
01:33:47,040 --> 01:33:48,759
I'll help you find him.
1355
01:33:52,440 --> 01:33:54,519
l know his name.
1356
01:33:55,840 --> 01:33:58,159
l know his name, Jeff.
1357
01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:03,279
You know what's funny?
1358
01:34:10,800 --> 01:34:13,359
Aaron told me you did it
before he killed himself.
1359
01:34:18,320 --> 01:34:20,759
It was him. It wasn't me.
1360
01:34:25,800 --> 01:34:27,719
l don't care.
1361
01:34:36,480 --> 01:34:37,959
Jeff?
1362
01:35:25,760 --> 01:35:27,279
Don't worry.
1363
01:35:27,440 --> 01:35:30,559
l promise l'll...l'll take care of it all.
1364
01:35:59,880 --> 01:36:01,759
Or not.
1365
01:36:16,440 --> 01:36:18,399
(ROCK MUSlC)
1366
01:36:28,160 --> 01:36:34,199
♪ Angel, l can see myself in your eyes
1367
01:36:39,280 --> 01:36:45,679
♪ Angel, won't you feel for me
from your heart?
1368
01:36:49,920 --> 01:36:56,439
♪ Ah, do return my heart to me
1369
01:37:00,880 --> 01:37:07,439
♪ No, don't insist, l'm already hurt
1370
01:37:12,280 --> 01:37:13,679
♪ Elephant girl
1371
01:37:13,840 --> 01:37:18,199
♪ lt was an accident unfortunate
1372
01:37:23,400 --> 01:37:26,519
♪ Angel threw me like a rubber band
1373
01:37:26,680 --> 01:37:29,199
♪ Aiming for the ground
1374
01:37:34,120 --> 01:37:40,959
♪ Why amuse yourself in such a way?
1375
01:37:45,000 --> 01:37:51,399
♪ No, don't insist, l'm already hurt
1376
01:37:56,640 --> 01:38:05,999
♪ Lay me down on the ground
softly, softly
1377
01:38:07,640 --> 01:38:16,039
♪ Don't remove my head,
hurts much too much
1378
01:38:18,320 --> 01:38:25,239
♪ l really don't think l would miss it
1379
01:38:25,400 --> 01:38:29,159
♪ l shed no tears for broken me
1380
01:38:29,320 --> 01:38:36,759
♪ Ah, you never know it,
my peace of mind
1381
01:38:40,040 --> 01:38:46,399
♪ Now inside and outside are matching
1382
01:39:30,320 --> 01:39:34,159
♪ Oh, if you never return it
1383
01:39:34,320 --> 01:39:37,279
♪ Will it break your wings?
1384
01:39:37,440 --> 01:39:47,839
♪ Will you shed no tears
for broken me? ♪
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