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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,081 --> 00:00:14,448 [BELL RINGS] 2 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:28,262 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN * 3 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:31,265 * MONDAY'S CALLING YOU TOO EARLY * 4 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:34,135 * WHEN YOU'RE SOUND ASLEEP * 5 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:36,870 * BELLS ARE RINGING BY YOUR BEDSIDE * 6 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,540 * AND OUT IN THE STREETS * 7 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,143 * USUALLY MONDAY'S LONG ENOUGH * 8 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:45,279 * BUT THIS IS JUST THE START * 9 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:47,681 * TUESDAY'S JUST THE SAME AS MONDAY * 10 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:51,018 * WITHOUT THE SURPRISING PART * 11 00:00:51,018 --> 00:00:53,554 * WEDNESDAY'S POINT OF NO RETURN * 12 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:56,557 * WHEN YOU'VE SQUANDERED ALL YOU'VE EARNED * 13 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,759 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 14 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:02,296 * SEVEN-DAY WEEKEND * 15 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:05,032 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 16 00:01:05,032 --> 00:01:08,502 * SEVEN-DAY WEEKEND ** 17 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:13,307 HOW COME THE DOG GETS TO SIT IN THERE 18 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:14,908 WHILE WE'RE FREEZING OUT HERE? 19 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,910 IT'S CRUEL TO LET HIM OUT. 20 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,912 HE'S JUST A DUMB ANIMAL. 21 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:21,382 NO, DAVE, WE'RE THE DUMB ANIMALS. 22 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:26,187 KEEP IT RIGHT THERE. 23 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:27,788 OVER TO THE SIDE. 24 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:29,657 YEAH, YEAH, STAY BACK. 25 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,327 A LITTLE HELP! 26 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:35,729 COME ON, COME ON, RIGHT OVER HERE. 27 00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:38,932 WHERE WERE YOU ON THE STAIRWAY, ASSHOLE? 28 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,334 I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU. 29 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:42,336 OH, YEAH, LOOKING FOR ME. 30 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:44,738 THIS IS MY KIND OF NIGHT, DAVE. 31 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:47,341 THE WIND-CHILL FACTOR'S 10 BELOW ZERO, 32 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:48,876 THAT BUILDING'S AN INFERNO, 33 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:50,611 MY STOMACH'S A GODDAMN VOLCANO, 34 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:54,582 AND I GOT AN ICICLE SNOT HANGING FROM MY NOSE. 35 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:58,152 THIS IS MY LAST FIRE. I'M HANGING UP MY HOSE. 36 00:01:58,152 --> 00:01:59,253 BULLSHIT, JACK. 37 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:01,189 I'VE HEARD THAT A THOUSAND TIMES. 38 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:02,590 BULLSHIT? OH, YEAH? 39 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:05,593 READ THIS, PAL, AND WEEP. 40 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:07,595 "PARADISE FOR PENNIES, A GARDEN OF EDEN, 41 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:09,597 "BUILT ON A SECLUDED LAGOON 42 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:12,200 "WITH PRIVATE DOCK AND SPEEDBOAT INCLUDED. 43 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,202 CONTACT MR. BANKS, SAINT NICHOLAS." 44 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:16,204 WHERE THE HELL IS SAINT NICHOLAS? 45 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:17,805 IN THE ISLANDS, DAVE. 46 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,207 WHICH ISLANDS? 47 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:22,210 NICE, WARM ISLANDS. 48 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:24,245 [EXPLOSION] 49 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,350 MY BABY! 50 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:31,352 DON'T WORRY. EASY NOW. 51 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:33,487 PLEASE GET MY BABY! 52 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:36,224 DAMN IT. HAND ME THAT CROWBAR. 53 00:02:36,224 --> 00:02:38,158 ONCE YOU'RE IN THERE, 54 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,494 LET ME KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING. 55 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:44,265 WHERE'S HE GOING? GET IN AFTER HIM! 56 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:56,744 AW, SHIT! 57 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:57,845 [RUFF] 58 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,613 [RUFF RUFF] 59 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:01,415 [GROWL] 60 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:04,252 COME ON, BABY. IT'S ME, JACK. 61 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:05,719 COME ON. 62 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:08,021 [GROWL] 63 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,990 COME ON, BABY. 64 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:13,427 OH, HO! YOU WANT TO PLAY. 65 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:15,863 YOU FURRY PIECE OF SHIT. 66 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:18,599 [RUFF RUFF] 67 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,167 GET THE NET! 68 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:22,169 COME ON, BABY. 69 00:03:22,169 --> 00:03:24,137 [RUFF RUFF RUFF] 70 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:25,606 COME ON, BABY. 71 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:26,940 GO GET IT! 72 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:34,748 [CROWD CHEERING] 73 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:45,225 AAH! AAH! 74 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,297 JACK! JACK! 75 00:03:49,297 --> 00:03:50,298 OH, JESUS! 76 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:51,499 JACK! 77 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,904 DAVE. 78 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,306 JACK. 79 00:03:58,306 --> 00:03:59,307 DAVE. 80 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:00,908 I'M HERE, JACK. 81 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,911 I QUIT. 82 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:07,815 JACK, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 83 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:10,318 [SIREN] 84 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:12,085 SHIT. 85 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,687 JACK? 86 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,289 JACK? 87 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:29,136 * I THINK I'M SOPHISTICATED * 88 00:04:29,136 --> 00:04:33,106 * 'CAUSE I'M LIVING MY LIFE LIKE A GOOD HOMO SAPIEN * 89 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:37,144 * BUT ALL AROUND ME EVERYBODY'S MULTIPLYING * 90 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:40,448 * AND THEY'RE WALKING ROUND LIKE FLIES, MAN * 91 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:42,950 * SO I'M NO BETTER THAN THE ANIMALS * 92 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:46,720 * SITTING IN THE CAGES IN THE ZOO, MAN * 93 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,589 * 'CAUSE COMPARED TO THE FLOWERS * 94 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:50,424 * AND THE BIRDS IN THE TREES * 95 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:53,126 * I AM AN APE MAN * 96 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,829 * I THINK I'M SO EDUCATED, AND I'M SO CIVILIZED * 97 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:58,966 * 'CAUSE I'M A STRICT VEGETARIAN * 98 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:02,636 * BUT WITH THE OVERPOPULATION AND INFLATION AND STARVATION * 99 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,706 * AND THE CRAZY POLITICIANS * 100 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:08,642 * I DON'T FEEL SAFE IN THIS WORLD NO MORE * 101 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:11,979 * I DON'T WANT TO DIE IN A NUCLEAR WAR * 102 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:14,848 * I WANT TO SAIL AWAY TO A DISTANT SHORE * 103 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:18,786 * AND MAKE LIKE AN APE MAN * 104 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:21,088 * I'M AN APE MAN, I'M AN APE, APE MAN * 105 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:23,524 * OH, I'M AN APE MAN * 106 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:27,361 * I'M A KING KONG MAN, I'M A VOODOO MAN * 107 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:30,631 * OH, I'M AN APE MAN * 108 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:33,667 * 'CAUSE COMPARED TO THE SUN THAT SITS IN THE SKY * 109 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:37,170 * COMPARED TO THE CLOUDS AS THEY ROLL BY * 110 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:40,508 * COMPARED TO THE BATS AND THE SPIDERS AND FLIES * 111 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:43,511 * I AM AN APE MAN * 112 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:46,246 * I'M AN APE MAN, I'M AN APE, APE MAN * 113 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:49,517 * OH, I'M AN APE MAN * 114 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:52,386 * I'M A KING KONG MAN, I'M A VOODOO MAN * 115 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:55,656 * OH, I'M AN APE MAN * 116 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:58,892 * I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW, BUT I CAN'T SEE THE SKY * 117 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:02,062 * THE AIR POLLUTION IS A-FOGGIN' UP MY EYES * 118 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:05,399 * I GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS CITY ALIVE * 119 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:08,536 * AND MAKE LIKE AN APE MAN * 120 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:11,572 * LA LA LA LA LA LA LA * 121 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:16,677 * A-COME ON AND LOVE ME * 122 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:19,680 * BE MY APE-MAN GIRL * 123 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,683 * AND WE BE SO HAPPY * 124 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:25,152 * IN MY APE-MAN WORLD * 125 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:32,560 * I'M AN APE MAN, I'M AN APE, APE MAN * 126 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,696 * OH, I'M AN APE MAN * 127 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:38,566 * I'M A KING KONG MAN, I'M A VOODOO MAN * 128 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:41,735 * OH, I'M AN APE MAN * 129 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:45,238 * I'LL BE YOUR TARZAN, YOU'LL BE MY JANE * 130 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:48,008 * I'LL KEEP YOU WARM, AND YOU'LL KEEP ME SANE * 131 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:51,712 * WE'LL SIT IN THE TREES AND EAT BANANAS ALL DAY * 132 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:54,715 * JUST LIKE AN APE MAN * 133 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:57,317 * I'M AN APE MAN, I'M AN APE, APE MAN * 134 00:06:57,317 --> 00:07:00,688 * OH, I'M AN APE MAN * 135 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:03,591 * I'M A KING KONG MAN, I'M A VOODOO MAN * 136 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:06,960 * OH, I'M AN APE MAN * 137 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:10,464 * I DON'T FEEL SAFE IN THIS WORLD NO MORE * 138 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:13,266 * I DON'T WANT TO DIE IN A NUCLEAR WAR * 139 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:16,604 * I WANT TO SAIL AWAY TO A DISTANT SHORE * 140 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:19,339 * AND MAKE LIKE AN APE MAN ** 141 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:20,941 OH! 142 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,579 AHH! 143 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:31,552 [CALYPSO MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO] 144 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:46,767 LIMBO TIME, EVERYBODY! 145 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:48,969 HOW LOW CAN YOU GO? 146 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,137 HA HA! 147 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,405 DO YOU MIND, JACK? 148 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:54,808 IT'S AWFULLY LOUD, ISN'T IT? 149 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,777 AWFULLY LOUD. SORRY. 150 00:07:56,777 --> 00:08:01,414 JACK, THIS IS CAPTAIN TOBY PROOTH AND PHILLIPA LLOYD. 151 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:04,484 THEY JUST CAME IN FROM ANTIGUA. 152 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:07,254 TOBY HAS A BEAUTIFUL SLOOP. 153 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:08,656 YES, HE DOES. 154 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:11,158 ARE YOU CAST OR CREW? 155 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:11,925 STRICTLY CREW. 156 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,193 AND YOU KNOW THE GOVERNOR. 157 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:15,596 THE FORMERLY HONORABLE ANTHONY CROYDEN HAYES. 158 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:17,164 YOUR EXCELLENCY. 159 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,666 ARE YOU STILL HERE? 160 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:21,001 YOU REMIND ME OF A STRANGE VEGETATION 161 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:24,805 THAT POPPED UP AND CAN'T GET RID OF. 162 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:27,007 IT'S JUST BEEN FIVE MONTHS. 163 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,008 I'M HAVING FUN. 164 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,410 THE INSTANT YOU BLOODY TOURISTS 165 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:33,013 GET YOUR PINK FEET INTO SOME SAND, 166 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:36,216 YOU GIVE UP THE DRY CLEANING BUSINESS IN CLEVELAND 167 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:38,018 AND MOVE TO THE ISLANDS. 168 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:42,089 ARE YOU IN THE DRY CLEANING BUSINESS, MR. MONIKER? 169 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:43,223 FIREMAN, SIR. 170 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,825 CHICAGO FIREMAN. RETIRED. 171 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:47,060 THAT'S INTERESTING. 172 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:50,631 THERE'S A SMASHING YACHT CLUB IN CHICAGO. 173 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:52,633 YACHTING'S TOUGH IN CHICAGO. 174 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:55,636 THEY SHOOT AT YOU FROM THE SOUTH SHORE. 175 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:58,438 YOU HAVE A NICE, STEADY VIOLENCE IN THE STATES. 176 00:08:58,438 --> 00:08:59,640 VERY PREDICTABLE. 177 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,242 IN THE JUNGLE, IT'S LONG, TEDIOUS PERIODS 178 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,044 OR SWELTERING DOLDRUMS 179 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,647 PUNCTUATED BY THE OCCASIONAL BLOOD BATH. 180 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:09,750 I THINK WE'RE DUE FOR ONE. 181 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:12,252 DON'T START THOSE WILD RUMORS 182 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:13,654 ABOUT REVOLUTION AGAIN. 183 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,689 IT HAPPENED IN KENYA, DIDN'T IT? 184 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,691 THEY MADE THOSE FAT BURGHERS 185 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:20,661 DRINK BLOOD FROM A SEVERED SHEEP'S PENIS, 186 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:23,296 THEN HACKED THEM TO PIECES WITH MACHETES. 187 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,866 IT ISN'T BAD AS ALL THAT. 188 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:29,069 THERE AREN'T ANY SHEEP ON SAINT NICHOLAS. 189 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,438 I HEARD ABOUT THIS GUY IN CICERO. 190 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,273 HE STIFFED A LOAN SHARK, 191 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:35,075 SO THESE GUYS GOT HIM, 192 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:38,078 CUT OFF HIS ARM, KILLED HIM WITH IT, 193 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,648 THEN SHOVED IT INTO A BLENDER AND MADE DIP. 194 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:43,316 THEY SERVED IT AT HIS SISTER'S WEDDING. 195 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:46,286 THE SISTER LOVED IT AND WANTED THE RECIPE. 196 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:47,554 CRAZY WORLD, ISN'T IT? 197 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:49,690 YOU TWO ARE A CHEERFUL PAIR. 198 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:50,824 FLOTSAM AND JETSAM. 199 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:53,026 UNLIKE YOU, I HAVE NOT SPENT MY LIFE 200 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:55,495 CRUISING FROM DISCOTHEQUE TO DISCOTHEQUE 201 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:59,032 WITH MY ASS HANGING OUT OF A FRENCH-CUT BATHING SUIT. 202 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,001 YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE FUN. 203 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,070 I SUSPECT YOU'RE RIGHT. 204 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:06,239 I'M STOPPING BY THE CLUB PARADISE LATER. 205 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:07,708 WE HAVE OTHER PLANS. 206 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:10,043 I BET YOU DO, YOU PARTY COSSACK. 207 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,045 BE CAREFUL. SOMEWHERE ON THIS ISLAND 208 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:15,448 THERE'S A DOLL WITH YOUR FACE. 209 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,785 VOODOO TA-TA. TAKE CARE. 210 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:22,422 * WAI-O WAI-O * 211 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:25,826 * SO PATI SUKI LAY * 212 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:28,696 * WAI-O WAI-O * 213 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:31,598 * SO PATI SUKI LAY * 214 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:34,534 * WAI-O WAI-O * 215 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:37,270 * SO PATI SUKI LAY * 216 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,571 * ANAKO * 217 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,007 * MIAKRA * 218 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:42,776 * KARESA MOSI LAY * 219 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:44,477 * ANAKO * 220 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,545 * MIAKRA * 221 00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:46,546 * KARESA... * 222 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,181 MR. MONKEY! 223 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,850 AH, MISS PANSY. 224 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,584 BLESS YOU, GIRL. 225 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,186 NO PROBLEM. 226 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,187 EBOTINE. 227 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,588 IRIE. 228 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:56,589 JADE. 229 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:57,590 YEAH, MON. 230 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:58,591 WHISKEY. 231 00:10:58,591 --> 00:10:59,592 YANNA. 232 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,194 RADICAL. 233 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:02,595 YES, MON. 234 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:03,997 EVENING, GIRLS. 235 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,733 * AND DON'T YOU BE SURPRISED * 236 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,268 * STAY CLEAR, MY SWEET THING * 237 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:11,504 * HE'S GOT FIRE IN HIS EYES * 238 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,441 * SO WAI-O WAI-O * 239 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,877 * SO PATI SUKI LAY * 240 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:19,079 * WAI-O WAI-O... ** 241 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,480 HELLO AGAIN. 242 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,882 HELLO. BUG SPRAY? 243 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:24,651 NO THANKS. THEY DON'T BOTHER ME. 244 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:26,153 THEY WILL. 245 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,956 TAKE IT FROM ME. I'M ISLAND JACK. 246 00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:33,526 REALLY? WHAT ISLAND ARE YOU FROM? 247 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,162 ELLIS, ORIGINALLY. 248 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:36,263 WHAT DO YOU DO? 249 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:39,399 AFTER YOU LEFT, THEY SAID YOU WERE A SMUGGLER. 250 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,434 NO, I'M A SNUGGLER. 251 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,702 AH. 252 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:46,073 ACTUALLY, I LIVE OFF AN INSURANCE SETTLEMENT 253 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:48,275 FROM THE FIRE DEPARTMENT. 254 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:49,276 FRAUD? 255 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,278 NO. INJURY. 256 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:54,915 PERMANENTLY DISABLED IN THE LINE OF DUTY. 257 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,583 YOU SEEM FIT ENOUGH. 258 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,852 BUT INSIDE, I'M A MESS. 259 00:11:58,852 --> 00:11:59,787 I DON'T DOUBT IT. 260 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,789 WOULD YOU CARE TO DANCE? 261 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,291 YEAH. WHY NOT? 262 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,329 I THINK WE'D BETTER SIT THIS ONE OUT. 263 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:10,130 THANK YOU. 264 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,932 I TOLD YOU I WAS INJURED. 265 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,604 PHILLIPA. 266 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,574 CAN WE LEAVE? THIS PLACE IS ABSOLUTELY GHASTLY. 267 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:25,445 THIS IS THE FINEST HOTEL ON THE ISLAND. 268 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:30,050 IMAGINE TRYING TO RUN A FIRST-CLASS HOTEL HERE. 269 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:33,053 TRY AND FIND A DECENT CHEF. 270 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:36,656 NO NATIVE'S GIVEN A DECENT DAY'S WORK 271 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,658 SINCE THEY OUTLAWED FLOGGING. 272 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,660 OH, REFRESHING OUTLOOK. 273 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,662 SEE YOU'VE MADE CONTACT. 274 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:45,665 MR. REED, MISS PHILLIPA LLOYD, 275 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,067 MR. TOBY PROOTH. 276 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:50,170 MR. REED IS THE OWNER OF CLUB PARADISE. 277 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:53,373 TOBY WAS REMINISCING ABOUT THE GOOD OLD DAYS-- 278 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,474 FLOGGING, SLAVERY, 279 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:57,077 HONEST DAY'S WORK FOR AN HONEST DAY'S BEATING. 280 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:59,079 GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN. 281 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,081 PHILLIPA, REALLY, CAN WE GO? 282 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:04,084 I FEEL A HEADACHE COMING ON. 283 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,086 I FEEL ONE LEAVING. 284 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:08,688 YOU RUN ALONG. I'LL STAY. 285 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,090 SUIT YOURSELF. 286 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:13,093 SEE YOU IN THE 17th CENTURY. 287 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:14,928 WILL YOU JOIN US? 288 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,196 THANK YOU. 289 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,697 HEY. 290 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:18,832 HELLO. 291 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,834 THIS IS MISS PHILADELPHIA. 292 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:24,404 IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME IN SAINT NICHOLAS? 293 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:32,312 * LOVE THE MONEY MORE THAN PEOPLE... ** 294 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,188 EXCUSE ME. 295 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:48,996 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, MR. GUNDY? 296 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,999 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, ERNEST. 297 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:55,602 NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO, MR. GUNDY. 298 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:58,405 ERNEST, I COME TO YOU TONIGHT 299 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:01,241 BECAUSE I'M DEEPLY, DEEPLY CONCERNED. 300 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:05,012 WHEN I BECAME PRIME MINISTER OF SAINT NICHOLAS, 301 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:07,247 I TOLD YOU TO COME TO ME 302 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:10,250 IF YOU HAD ANY PROBLEM. 303 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,252 NOW, AS MINISTER OF FINANCE 304 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,653 AND MINISTER OF TOURISM, 305 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:17,124 I LEARN THAT YOU ARE DELINQUENT IN YOUR TAXES 306 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:19,259 TO THE AMOUNT OF $6,000, 307 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:23,130 AND YOU HAVEN'T PAID YOUR FOOD TAXES, 308 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,532 VIOLATIONS OF THE TOURISM CODES, 309 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:29,002 AND REPORTS OF GANJA BEING SMOKED ON THESE PREMISES. 310 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,871 HOW CAN THIS CONTINUE? 311 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,706 DIVINE JUSTICE, MR. GUNDY. 312 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,742 LIFE IS FULL OF MIRACLES. 313 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:38,645 IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN A MIRACLE. 314 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,313 LISTEN TO ME, ERNEST. 315 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:44,484 THERE IS A NEW WIND BLOWING ACROSS SAINT NICHOLAS. 316 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,119 I SMELT IT. 317 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:50,490 YOU ARE TRYING TO BUSINESS ME OUT OF HERE. 318 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:55,362 IF YOU'RE NOT DRINKING, THEN YOU BETTER BE GOING. 319 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,863 BE STILL. 320 00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,198 STAY. 321 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,434 GET THEM. 322 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,545 TWO WEEKS. 323 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:16,649 THEN I'LL CRUSH YOU LIKE A CIGARETTE BUTT. 324 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,518 AND I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOU, 325 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,254 MR. HOOK-AND-LADDER MAN. 326 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:27,660 FIREBALL! 327 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,329 EASY. 328 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,932 DON'T GO OUT THERE WITHOUT A MACHINE GUN. 329 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,934 YOU NEED A LAWYER. 330 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,936 I NEED MONEY. 331 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,139 COOL VIBES, EVERYONE. 332 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,942 WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT? 333 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,944 OH, THE USUAL-- 334 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,546 CORRUPTION, INJUSTICE. 335 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,483 * IN THIS WORLD OF COMPETITION... ** 336 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,352 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 337 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,954 MY FRIEND'S BEHIND ON HIS TAXES-- 338 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,356 ABOUT 300 YEARS BEHIND. 339 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,958 HE'S GOING TO LOSE THE CLUB. 340 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,360 THAT'S TOO BAD. 341 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,962 THIS LOOKS LIKE A GREAT BEACH. 342 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,364 WITH SOME PAINT, 343 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:07,567 SOMEBODY COULD MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF THAT. 344 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:08,968 WITH SOME MATCHES, 345 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,971 I COULD MAKE IT A GOOD INSURANCE FIRE. 346 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,973 DON'T YOU HAVE ANY AMBITION? 347 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,976 SURELY YOU MUST WANT SOMETHING OUT OF LIFE. 348 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,578 YEAH. 349 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,613 GET OFF. 350 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:26,186 * BRIGHTEST STAR * 351 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:31,124 * SHINE ON, STAR * 352 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,126 * BRIGHTEST STAR... ** 353 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,162 CLEVELAND, GET YOUR THUMB 354 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,164 OUT OF MY SOUP. 355 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:39,166 GO CHANGE THE GLOVES. 356 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:42,169 I TOLD HIM A MILLION TIMES. 357 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:45,172 THIS NOISE. IS HE ANY GOOD? 358 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,773 HE'S REAL GOOD. 359 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,575 HE'S REAL LOUD. 360 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,177 ERNEST! GREAT! STOP! 361 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,179 I'VE HEARD ENOUGH. 362 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,914 COME ON DOWN, AND WE'LL TALK. 363 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,916 YOU GUYS ARE GOOD. 364 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,318 VERY HIP. TOO HIP. 365 00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,420 YOU CAN'T BE TOO HIP, MR. ZERBE. 366 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:03,423 THE CROWD LIKES YELLOW BIRD IN A BANANA TREE. 367 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,025 I CAN GET GUYS PLAYING GARBAGE CANS, 368 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,427 AND THEY'D BE HAPPY. 369 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:10,630 BUT YOU GUYS, YOU'RE TOO POLITICAL. 370 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,165 I GOT MORE SONGS. 371 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:15,435 A GUY WHO JUST PAID $32 FOR BAD VEAL 372 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:19,038 DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW THAT THE BAND IS ANGRY. 373 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,474 PLAY AT YOUR CLUB. HOW'S IT GOING THERE? 374 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,743 THEY'RE TRYING TO TAKE MY HOTEL. 375 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,045 THAT IS NOT A HOTEL. 376 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,215 THIS IS A HOTEL. 377 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,817 MARLIN PERKINS WOULD BE AFRAID 378 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,220 TO GO IN YOUR PLACE. 379 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:36,055 YOU SHOULD SELL IT TO ME. 380 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:39,659 A GUY LIKE YOU IN NEW YORK WITH MONEY? 381 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:40,460 FORGET IT. 382 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,429 TAKE MY ADVICE. SELL IT. 383 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:44,063 I'LL SAY THIS, MR. ZERBE. 384 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,665 YOU GOT STYLE. 385 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,667 BUT IT'S NOT FOR ME. 386 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,068 WELL, THINK IT OVER. 387 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,670 I GOT TO GO. 388 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,071 SO GOOD LUCK. 389 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,273 SEE YOU AROUND. 390 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,696 SO THIS IS MY ROOM. 391 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,698 HMM. VERY NICE. 392 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,099 MMM. 393 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,302 THIS IS STILL MY ROOM. 394 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,104 AND THIS... 395 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,106 IS THE GUEST BEDROOM. 396 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,107 OH. 397 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,109 IT'S FOR RENT, YOU KNOW? 398 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,111 INEXPENSIVE. 399 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,713 VERY CHEAP. 400 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,114 IN FACT, FREE. 401 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,516 I'LL PAY YOU. 402 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,518 IF I WANTED TO BE KEPT, 403 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,220 I'D PICK SOMEONE WITH BETTER PROSPECTS. 404 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:43,156 YOU'RE LOOKING AT A FUTURE PARTNER 405 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:44,657 IN CLUB PARADISE. 406 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:49,028 I THOUGHT YOU WERE STUCK IN YOUR RETIREMENT FANTASY. 407 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,830 I'VE GOT LOTS OF FANTASIES. 408 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,232 YOU WEARING JUST SOCKS. 409 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,234 ME RUNNING A CLUB IN THE TROPICS. 410 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,868 PEOPLE COMING FROM ALL OVER. 411 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,838 TOILETS BACKING UP, GUESTS COMPLAINING, CHECKS BOUNCING. 412 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,007 THIS IS THE THIRD WORLD. 413 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,942 THAT'S ALWAYS BOTHERED ME 414 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,977 ABOUT THE THIRD WORLD. 415 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,647 WHERE ARE THE OTHER TWO WORLDS? 416 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,250 COME ON, PHILADELPHIA, STAY HERE. 417 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,486 HAVE A DECENT JOB. WORK FOR ME. 418 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,022 BUT TOBY'S SAILING TO MARTINIQUE. 419 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:19,025 I'M MEANT TO GO WITH HIM. 420 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,427 DARLING, FORGET TOBY. 421 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:24,431 HE HAS THE WARMTH OF A SNOW PEA. 422 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:28,268 LIVE HERE. YOU CAN LEAVE WHENEVER YOU WISH. 423 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:31,271 YOU WON'T HAVE TO MAKE LOVE TO ME, 424 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,273 BUT YOU'LL WANT TO. 425 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:35,875 OH, REALLY? 426 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,245 MAYBE NOT RIGHT AWAY. 427 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:43,283 IT MIGHT BE FUN FOR A WHILE, BUT-- 428 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,685 FUN IS NOT EVEN THE WORD FOR IT. 429 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:49,289 WE ARE TALKING A MAJOR LIFE EXPERIENCE. 430 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,291 THAT'S WHAT I'M AFRAID OF. 431 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,292 NO, NO, NO. 432 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,894 I'M TALKING MAJOR PASSION. 433 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,696 AND I'M OVERWHELMED. 434 00:19:56,696 --> 00:20:01,301 I'M TALKING TIME-AND-A-HALF FOR OVERTIME, 435 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,903 PLUS MEDICAL... 436 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,305 DENTAL. 437 00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,907 WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? 438 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:28,961 * OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH * 439 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,363 * HEY * 440 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:33,500 * NO MAN IS AN ISLAND, JACK * 441 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:37,236 * YOU COULD BE TOUGHER THAN A ROCK * 442 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,507 * ONE AND ONE'S GOT TO MAKE CONTACT * 443 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:43,610 * TO GET ON THE RIGHT TRACK, YEAH * 444 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:46,212 * WHEN YOU SEE IN YOUR LIFE SOMETHING MISSING * 445 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:50,383 * AND FOR ALL THE GOOD THINGS THAT YOU'RE WISHING * 446 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,218 * THERE'S A PLACE YOU CAN GO * 447 00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:54,120 * WHERE THE VIBES ARE NICE * 448 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,122 * JUST LIKE PARADISE * 449 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,725 * SWEET PARADISE * 450 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,961 * SWEET PARADISE * 451 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:06,533 * CLUB PARADISE * 452 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:09,536 * SWEET PARADISE * 453 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:11,804 * GIVE ME STUFF * 454 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:15,274 * ISLAND JACK SAID HE AIN'T GOING BACK * 455 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,545 * TO THE U.S.A. * 456 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:21,681 * JUST RUB THAT COCONUT OIL ON HIS BACK * 457 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:24,651 * SAID HE'S HERE TO STAY * 458 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:28,688 * 'CAUSE HE'S FOUND IN HIS LIFE WHAT'S BEEN MISSING * 459 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,758 * AND FOR ALL THE GOOD THINGS HE'S BEEN WISHING * 460 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,560 * SAID, "YOU'LL FIND ME WHERE" * 461 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,162 * "THE VIBES ARE NICE" * 462 00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:38,765 RANDY, I THINK THIS IS THE PLACE. 463 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:39,766 O.K. 464 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:40,967 THAT'S IT? 465 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:44,704 YEAH. ISN'T THAT WHERE YOU WANT TO GO? 466 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:47,407 AND LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THAT BUFFET. 467 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,976 "HOT BUFFET." I SAY LET'S GO. 468 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:54,547 MY UNCLE AND I ARE GOING TO THE ISLANDS. 469 00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,583 WANT TO COME WITH US? 470 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,551 I GOT THIS BROCHURE ON MY DESK 471 00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:01,020 ABOUT A PLACE CALLED SAINT NICHOLAS. 472 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,423 YOU EVER HEARD OF IT? 473 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,625 DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS? 474 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:09,429 IN THE OCEAN SOMEWHERE. 475 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:11,631 OH! COULD WE GO? 476 00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,032 GIRLS! 477 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:15,334 GET BACK TO WORK! 478 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,703 SORRY. 479 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:19,271 * CLUB PARADISE * 480 00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:22,041 * HAPPY, HAPPY PARADISE ** 481 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,181 THIS IS EXCITING. 482 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,684 I LOVE SMALL PLANES. 483 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:34,887 CAN YOU ASK HIM HOW MUCH LONGER 484 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,288 WE'LL BE CIRCLING? 485 00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:37,890 IT'S HIS BUSINESS. 486 00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:39,892 HONEY, JUST ASK HIM. 487 00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:41,093 ALL RIGHT. 488 00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:46,699 HOW MUCH FARTHER IS IT? 489 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:49,301 A COUPLE MORE INCHES. 490 00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:52,304 IF I COULD FIND A HOLE. 491 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:53,706 FIND THE ISLAND! 492 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:56,909 THERE'S A BREAK IN THE CLOUDS. 493 00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:58,811 I'M GOING FOR IT! 494 00:22:58,811 --> 00:22:59,879 AAH! 495 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:04,050 WE'RE OUT! NOW WHERE THE HELL'S THE AIRPORT? 496 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,352 ISN'T THAT THE RUNWAY? 497 00:23:06,352 --> 00:23:08,488 IF THAT RUNWAY WAS SHORTER, 498 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:10,089 IT'D BE A PATIO. 499 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:11,390 JUST LAND THIS PLANE! 500 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,860 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 501 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:15,261 STALL OUT! 502 00:23:15,261 --> 00:23:16,863 STALL OUT! 503 00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:17,930 AAH! 504 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:19,398 OH! AAH! 505 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,867 OH! 506 00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,268 AAH! OH! 507 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:23,402 AAH! 508 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,871 OH! 509 00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:26,005 AAH! 510 00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:27,273 OH! AAH! 511 00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:28,475 OH! 512 00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:32,111 I DON'T HEAR ANY ENGINES. 513 00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:33,713 MAYBE IT'S A GLIDER. 514 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,316 [SCREECH SCREECH] 515 00:23:37,316 --> 00:23:39,318 OH! WOOH! 516 00:23:39,318 --> 00:23:41,253 [SCREECH] 517 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,388 OH! 518 00:23:42,388 --> 00:23:44,123 [SCREECH] 519 00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:45,525 I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU 520 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:47,927 AND ASK THAT YOU REMAIN SEATED 521 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,296 WITH YOUR SEAT BELTS FASTENED UNTIL... 522 00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:52,064 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 523 00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:54,066 BRAKE PRESSURE! 524 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:58,605 [SCREECH] 525 00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:03,476 BUSHES! 526 00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:06,913 OH! OH! 527 00:24:20,326 --> 00:24:21,928 ALL RIGHT! 528 00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,730 O.K.! YAH-HA! 529 00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:26,733 I MADE IT! I MADE IT! 530 00:24:26,733 --> 00:24:28,334 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 531 00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:30,937 I MADE IT! HEY, HEY! 532 00:24:30,937 --> 00:24:31,871 O.K.! 533 00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:34,574 REMIND ME TO GET A NEW PILOT. 534 00:24:34,574 --> 00:24:35,775 YOU BET. 535 00:24:42,448 --> 00:24:45,184 1, 2, 3, SHOWTIME. 536 00:25:09,642 --> 00:25:13,212 WHAT IS IT? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ATE A GHOST. 537 00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:14,814 SOMEONE PAID HIS TAXES. 538 00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:15,615 WHO? 539 00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:16,616 THE FIREMAN. 540 00:25:16,616 --> 00:25:18,450 MONIKER. 541 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:21,453 WHAT KIND OF NAME IS MONIKER? 542 00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:24,456 SOL, LET'S NOT BLOW THIS THING. 543 00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:28,460 YOU GOT TO GET THEM OUT OF THERE. 544 00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:31,063 I WILL CHEW ON THEIR LIVERS. 545 00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:32,464 I HATE LIVER. 546 00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:34,867 RELAX. THEY'LL BE GONE IN NO TIME. 547 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:38,337 IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN SOME PAINT 548 00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:40,940 TO TURN THAT PLACE AROUND. 549 00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:42,141 COME ON. 550 00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:06,265 YOU ENJOY THE TRIP? 551 00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:08,067 NO, I DIDN'T. 552 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:11,671 WELL, YOU'LL FIND WHEN YOU TRAVEL A LITTLE BIT MORE 553 00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:14,674 THAT THINGS ARE DIFFERENT IN THE THIRD WORLD. 554 00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:16,275 I TRAVEL A LOT. 555 00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:17,677 REALLY? WHAT DO YOU DO? 556 00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:19,679 I REVIEW RESORTS AND HOTELS 557 00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:23,249 FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES TRAVEL SECTION. 558 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:24,516 AHH! 559 00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:26,285 ENJOY. 560 00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:34,093 HEY, RED, YOU WANT TO JOIN US FOR A COLADA? 561 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:37,296 FRANKLY, I'D RATHER BE DRAWN AND QUARTERED. 562 00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:39,265 OOOH. HA HA HA! 563 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,667 KINKY. 564 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:43,703 DRAWN AND QUARTERED. WE'LL NEED TWO OTHER GUYS. 565 00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:45,104 FORGET HER. SNOB CITY. 566 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:48,675 THE GOOD KNISH IS ALREADY ON THE BEACH. 567 00:26:48,675 --> 00:26:49,709 YOU'RE RIGHT. 568 00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:51,911 I GOT TO GET A TAN. 569 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:55,815 AH. DYNAMITE RAYS, MAN. 570 00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:57,216 DYNAMITE RAYS. 571 00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:59,719 I'M GOING TO BE SHVARTZ IN TWO MINUTES. 572 00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:02,922 THIS LATITUDE IS GOOD FOR ME. 573 00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:10,496 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THOSE TWO OVER THERE? 574 00:27:10,496 --> 00:27:12,498 THEY LOOK NICE. 575 00:27:12,498 --> 00:27:15,001 FORGET NICE. MY MOTHER'S NICE. 576 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:17,336 WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT? 577 00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:18,738 YOU TOLD ME TO LOOK. 578 00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:22,341 DON'T STARE AT THEM. THEY'LL COME TALK TO US. 579 00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:23,142 WHERE'S YOUR SUBTLETY? 580 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:24,610 WHERE'S YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE? 581 00:27:24,610 --> 00:27:25,712 PUTZ. 582 00:27:25,712 --> 00:27:28,748 THOSE HAIRY GUYS ARE LOOKING AT US. 583 00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:31,918 JACKIE, THERE'S MORE TO DO HERE 584 00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:35,121 THAN TO WAIT FOR STRANGE GUYS 585 00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:36,923 TO TALK TO US. 586 00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:40,126 I'M GOING TO TALK TO THEM. 587 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:46,966 HI. 588 00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:50,369 COULD YOU PUT SOME LOTION ON MY BACK? 589 00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:51,771 I DON'T THINK SO. 590 00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:54,373 I DON'T WANT TO GET MY HANDS GREASY. 591 00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:56,375 WE MAY GRAB A SANDWICH. 592 00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:57,376 MAYBE LATER ON. 593 00:27:57,376 --> 00:27:58,778 MUCH LATER. 594 00:27:58,778 --> 00:28:00,780 O.K. SEE YOU LATER. 595 00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:01,981 HAVE FUN. 596 00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:04,550 BE NICER. 597 00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:07,419 IF WE HAVEN'T SCORED BY THURSDAY, 598 00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:09,388 THEY'LL START LOOKING GOOD. 599 00:28:09,388 --> 00:28:11,390 WELL, WHAT DID THEY SAY? 600 00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:13,392 OH, THEY'RE KIND OF SHY. 601 00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:14,994 YEAH, RIGHT. 602 00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:19,398 RANDY, THERE'S NO WATER. 603 00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:21,200 OH, LOOK. 604 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,370 THE TOWELS ARE STOLEN FROM OTHER HOTELS, 605 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:27,974 AND THERE'S NO SOAP, NO COMPLIMENTARY SHAMPOO, 606 00:28:27,974 --> 00:28:29,575 NO COMPLIMENTARY SEWING KIT, 607 00:28:29,575 --> 00:28:31,210 NO SHOWER CAP. 608 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:33,212 IT'S THE SAME ROOM, ALL RIGHT. 609 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:36,482 MUST HAVE SHOT IT WITH A WIDE-ANGLE LENS. 610 00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:38,417 MAYBE A FISHEYE OR SOMETHING. 611 00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:40,419 IT'S HUGE IN THE PICTURE. 612 00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:41,821 I'LL SUE HIM. 613 00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:44,824 RANDY, THIS PLACE ISN'T AIR-CONDITIONED. 614 00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:48,928 I DON'T SEE ANY SWITCHES, NO VENTS. 615 00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:50,997 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 616 00:28:50,997 --> 00:28:54,000 NOT A WORD ABOUT AIR CONDITIONING. 617 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,804 WE'LL JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT. 618 00:28:57,804 --> 00:29:01,140 RANDY, YOU DO NOT SAVE A MARRIAGE 619 00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:03,042 WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING. 620 00:29:04,443 --> 00:29:06,212 OH, GOD. 621 00:29:07,213 --> 00:29:08,347 OH. 622 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:15,221 DO YOU NEED TO TAKE A LEAK? 623 00:29:16,455 --> 00:29:18,057 HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? 624 00:29:18,057 --> 00:29:18,858 OH. 625 00:29:18,858 --> 00:29:20,459 IS EVERYTHING SATISFACTORY? 626 00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:21,861 NO, NOT REALLY. 627 00:29:21,861 --> 00:29:23,262 WE JUST OPENED UP. 628 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:24,864 STILL IRONING OUT THE BUGS. 629 00:29:24,864 --> 00:29:27,266 YOU'LL FIND MOST OF THE BUGS IN MY ROOM. 630 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:31,270 WELL, WE'LL HAVE THEM IRONED OUT IMMEDIATELY. 631 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:34,473 BUT IT SAYS "PRIVATE" RIGHT HERE. 632 00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:35,607 IT'S WRONG. 633 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:39,011 I KNOW THAT. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 634 00:29:39,011 --> 00:29:41,013 PANSY BROWN, SIR. 635 00:29:41,013 --> 00:29:43,215 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, FOLKS? 636 00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:44,616 I'LL TELL YOU. 637 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:46,285 EXCUSE ME. HELLO, JACK. 638 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:49,889 YOUR BROCHURE SPECIFICALLY SAYS "PRIVATE BATH." 639 00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:52,291 NOW IT SEEMS WE HAVE TO SHARE A BATH 640 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:54,026 WITH THE GENTLEMAN NEXT DOOR. 641 00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:55,427 WHEN WE SAY PRIVATE, 642 00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:58,965 WE MEAN THAT THE BATHROOM'S NOT OPEN TO THE PUBLIC. 643 00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:01,300 YOU'RE RIGHT. THIS IS VERY MISLEADING. 644 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,903 I SHOULD CHANGE IT AND PUT DOWN, 645 00:30:03,903 --> 00:30:05,905 INSTEAD OF PRIVATE, SECLUDED. 646 00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:07,907 IT WON'T BE THAT EASY, MISTER. 647 00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:10,977 THIS ISN'T MY FIRST TRIP OUT OF CLEVELAND. 648 00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:13,779 BACK OFF BEFORE I RIP YOUR NOSE OFF. 649 00:30:13,779 --> 00:30:15,647 ARE YOU THREATENING ME? 650 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:16,782 YES. 651 00:30:16,782 --> 00:30:18,050 PUT THE BROCHURE AWAY. 652 00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:22,788 JACK, WILL I BE ABLE TO TAKE A DECENT SHOWER, 653 00:30:22,788 --> 00:30:26,658 OR WILL THE WATER ALWAYS BE LIKE THAT? 654 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,327 I'M ON THE CASE. 655 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:31,864 TONIGHT YOU'LL HAVE THE FINEST SHOWER POSSIBLE. 656 00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:36,535 THE NAME'S MONIKER. 657 00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:37,803 I GOT IT. 658 00:30:37,803 --> 00:30:39,005 LINDA. 659 00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:45,511 OH, MY GOD! 660 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:47,213 AAH!OH. OH. 661 00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:49,048 OH. OH. AAAH! WHOA! 662 00:30:49,048 --> 00:30:52,418 ONE GRADE. OVEN-READY. SELF-BASTING. 663 00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:54,420 HEY, DINNER IS SERVED! 664 00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:56,422 THE ENTREE'S HERE. 665 00:30:56,422 --> 00:30:58,690 MMMMEAT. 666 00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:01,093 FASHION MODELS, GOT TO BE. 667 00:31:01,093 --> 00:31:03,762 LOOK AT THESE AQUA VELVAS. 668 00:31:03,762 --> 00:31:05,364 YOU THINK THEY'RE WITH THEM? 669 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:07,566 ARE YOU KIDDING? THEY'RE PROBABLY GAY. 670 00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:08,968 COUPLE OF 'MOES. 671 00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:10,636 OH, COME ON. 672 00:31:10,636 --> 00:31:15,441 ARE THEY TRYING TO MAKE US THINK THEY'RE STRAIGHT? 673 00:31:15,441 --> 00:31:17,043 COUSINS. 674 00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:32,524 DARLING? CHAMPAGNE? 675 00:31:32,524 --> 00:31:35,161 HUH! THEY HAVE THAT PARACHUTE THING! 676 00:31:35,161 --> 00:31:37,363 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT. 677 00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:38,364 WHY? 678 00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:42,734 I WANT TO FEEL THE WIND THROUGH MY HAIR. 679 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,770 I WANT TO LIVE! 680 00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:47,339 YOU WANT TO PLAY WIFFLE TENNIS? 681 00:31:47,339 --> 00:31:48,740 NO, HONEY. 682 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:52,144 I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WIFFLE TENNIS. 683 00:31:52,144 --> 00:31:54,013 READ YOUR BOOK. 684 00:31:54,013 --> 00:31:56,482 I NEED A LITTLE SPACE. 685 00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:08,894 [PLFFTH] 686 00:32:08,894 --> 00:32:10,997 COULD I TRY THIS PARACHUTE THING? 687 00:32:10,997 --> 00:32:12,999 SURE. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 688 00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:14,866 LINDA "WHITTAY." 689 00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:16,468 CHRIS. 690 00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:17,636 HELMUT. 691 00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:19,771 WAS HABEN SIE GEDONE? 692 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:22,008 "M." MISSISSIPPI. 693 00:32:22,008 --> 00:32:23,342 ETHIOPIA. 694 00:32:23,342 --> 00:32:24,743 NO. AN "I." 695 00:32:24,743 --> 00:32:26,145 IPANEMA. 696 00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:29,148 THAT'S A SONG-- THE GIRL FROM IPANEMA. 697 00:32:29,148 --> 00:32:30,749 IT'S FICTIONAL. 698 00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:32,751 THAT'S WHERE SHE'S FROM. 699 00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:35,154 YOU CAN'T USE THAT, IPANEMA. 700 00:32:35,154 --> 00:32:36,755 HOW'S IT GOING? 701 00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:38,757 REMEMBER ME? I'M JACK. 702 00:32:38,757 --> 00:32:40,026 BARRY. 703 00:32:40,026 --> 00:32:41,493 BARRY. 704 00:32:41,493 --> 00:32:42,928 WOW, DEJA VU. 705 00:32:42,928 --> 00:32:44,896 BARRY STEINBERG, BARRY NYE. 706 00:32:44,896 --> 00:32:46,065 SMOKED MEATS. 707 00:32:46,065 --> 00:32:48,300 WHAT'S GOING ON? THIS BEACH IS DEAD. 708 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,668 IT'S ALL PREPARATION AND NO Hs. 709 00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:51,770 WHAT, ARE YOU BLIND? 710 00:32:51,770 --> 00:32:55,074 COME ON. WHAT ABOUT THOSE TWO? 711 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,045 I DON'T THINK THEY'RE INTERESTED. 712 00:32:59,045 --> 00:33:00,712 TOO TALL. 713 00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:02,914 THEY TALKED ABOUT YOU. 714 00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:04,916 THEY SAID YOU WEREN'T FIT 715 00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:06,452 TO SLEEP WITH PIGS. 716 00:33:06,452 --> 00:33:07,853 I DEFENDED YOU. 717 00:33:07,853 --> 00:33:09,255 I SAID YOU WERE. 718 00:33:09,255 --> 00:33:12,358 SO GO ON. GET OUT THERE. MINGLE. 719 00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:16,262 BY TONIGHT YOUR MEAT WILL BE SMOKED. 720 00:33:16,262 --> 00:33:17,863 SEE YOU TONIGHT. REGGAE DANCE. 721 00:33:17,863 --> 00:33:19,965 THANKS, MAN. SEE YOU LATER. 722 00:33:19,965 --> 00:33:22,101 WE'LL CINCH YOU UP. 723 00:33:22,101 --> 00:33:24,103 YOU HAVE STRONG LEGS. 724 00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:26,705 ARE YOU READY TO FLY? 725 00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:27,739 YES. 726 00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:30,509 LINDA, THE SKY IS YOURS. 727 00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:33,312 JE VAIS A LA GLOIRE! 728 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,755 WHOA! RANDY! 729 00:33:43,755 --> 00:33:45,457 OHH! 730 00:34:07,513 --> 00:34:09,381 WHOA! WHOA! 731 00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:17,923 OHH! 732 00:34:17,923 --> 00:34:19,625 RANDY! 733 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:23,362 WHOA! 734 00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:29,067 AAAHHH! 735 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,170 RANDY! 736 00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:32,771 OH! OH! 737 00:34:34,673 --> 00:34:36,775 RANDY! OH! 738 00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:38,244 WHOA! 739 00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:40,912 WHOO! HO HA! 740 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:42,514 HA HA HA! 741 00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:44,049 WHEE HEE! 742 00:34:44,049 --> 00:34:45,551 HA HA HA! 743 00:34:47,553 --> 00:34:50,088 AHHH AHHH AHHH! 744 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,657 HA HA! 745 00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:54,626 I'M NOT WEARING THIS SHIRT. 746 00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:58,096 LOOK AT THIS SHIRT. I WON'T WEAR IT. 747 00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,698 HEY, GUYS. 748 00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:02,100 YOU ON A UNION 10? 749 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,502 MAKE IT 15. 750 00:35:03,502 --> 00:35:06,104 WE'LL GET TOGETHER ONE DAY. 751 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,706 WE'LL HAVE LUNCH. 752 00:35:07,706 --> 00:35:09,975 YEAH, LUNCH. 753 00:35:09,975 --> 00:35:12,178 ROLL ONE FOR ME. 754 00:35:13,979 --> 00:35:15,381 DID YOU REHEARSE? 755 00:35:15,381 --> 00:35:17,983 I HAVE MY OWN SONGS. 756 00:35:17,983 --> 00:35:20,386 I'M NOT DOING THESE SONGS. 757 00:35:20,386 --> 00:35:23,389 WE PROMISED THESE PEOPLE A FLOOR SHOW. 758 00:35:23,389 --> 00:35:25,391 THEY LOVE THESE SONGS. 759 00:35:25,391 --> 00:35:27,393 ANYONE HEAR THESE SONGS 760 00:35:27,393 --> 00:35:30,396 DON'T WANT TO HEAR THEM ANYMORE. 761 00:35:30,396 --> 00:35:32,998 AND I CAN'T WEAR THESE CLOTHES. 762 00:35:32,998 --> 00:35:34,800 I DON'T LIKE THESE CLOTHES. 763 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:39,405 YOU THINK I LIKE LOOKING LIKE A HAWAIIAN PIMP? 764 00:35:39,405 --> 00:35:44,009 I KNEW ANOTHER PROUD BLACK MAN LIKE YOURSELF ONCE. 765 00:35:44,009 --> 00:35:47,012 I GAVE HIM SOME ADVICE, TOO. 766 00:35:47,012 --> 00:35:48,414 I TOLD HIM, 767 00:35:48,414 --> 00:35:51,417 "WEAR ONE GLOVE, JUST ONE GLOVE." 768 00:35:51,417 --> 00:35:53,619 THE REST WAS HISTORY. 769 00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:55,020 WHO WAS THAT? 770 00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:56,422 WILLIE MAYS. 771 00:35:56,422 --> 00:36:00,426 YOU WEAR THESE CLOTHES, YOU SING THESE SONGS, 772 00:36:00,426 --> 00:36:03,429 I'LL HAVE YOU BACK IN CENTER FIELD. 773 00:36:03,429 --> 00:36:07,032 I DON'T KNOW WHAT CENTER FIELD IS, 774 00:36:07,032 --> 00:36:09,435 BUT I'LL DO IT ONCE. 775 00:36:09,435 --> 00:36:12,838 THEN I'M GOING TO BURN THESE CLOTHES. 776 00:36:12,838 --> 00:36:15,841 THAT HAIR IS A DOWNRIGHT, EVERLASTING DISGRACE! 777 00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:20,045 I'VE BEEN WORKING IN BETTER HOTELS THAN THIS FOR 25 YEARS. 778 00:36:20,045 --> 00:36:21,580 WHO HASN'T? 779 00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:25,551 HAIR LIKE THAT IN MY KITCHEN IS UNSANITARY! 780 00:36:25,551 --> 00:36:28,053 I DON'T KNOW WHY HE MUST HAVE 781 00:36:28,053 --> 00:36:30,456 ALL THAT BOO GOO YAGA HAIR. 782 00:36:30,456 --> 00:36:34,326 HE BETTER CUT IT OFF OR GO. 783 00:36:34,326 --> 00:36:36,061 IT'S VERY BOO GOO YAGA. 784 00:36:36,061 --> 00:36:38,930 I'LL TALK TO HIM AND WORK IT OUT. 785 00:36:42,668 --> 00:36:44,069 TREE. 786 00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:45,070 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 787 00:36:45,070 --> 00:36:46,472 OH, NO THANKS. 788 00:36:46,472 --> 00:36:49,475 LAST TIME, THEY FOUND ME ON THE SEARS TOWER 789 00:36:49,475 --> 00:36:51,343 TRYING TO BUILD A NEST. 790 00:36:51,343 --> 00:36:53,812 I LOVE YOUR HAIR, MAN, 791 00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:55,614 BUT I'M GETTING FLAK 792 00:36:55,614 --> 00:36:57,616 FROM THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT. 793 00:36:57,616 --> 00:37:00,218 I'M WORRIED THAT A GUEST 794 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:03,221 WILL PICK A 5-FOOT HAIR 795 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,624 OUT OF THE TUNA SALAD. 796 00:37:05,624 --> 00:37:08,827 I CAN'T CUT MY HAIR, MAN. 797 00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:11,229 YOU CAN'T CUT YOUR HAIR. 798 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:15,233 OH, I KNOW HOW WE CAN WORK THIS ONE OUT. 799 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:17,436 COME WITH ME. 800 00:37:18,604 --> 00:37:22,508 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET YOUR NEW ASSISTANT COOK. 801 00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:25,611 EVERYBODY SAY HELLO TO HAT. 802 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,680 PASSABLE. 803 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,317 WATCH OUT FOR THOSE FANS. 804 00:37:37,423 --> 00:37:39,124 SOL, THE BOYS ARE BACK. 805 00:37:39,124 --> 00:37:41,960 NOW WE'VE GOT TO DELIVER. 806 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,362 IT'S THAT FIREMAN. 807 00:37:43,362 --> 00:37:46,365 I HAVE USED EVERY LEGAL MEANS 808 00:37:46,365 --> 00:37:47,766 AT MY DISPOSAL, 809 00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:50,769 AND STILL, THEY WILL NOT BE MOVED! 810 00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:54,973 THERE MUST BE SOME WAY TO GET TO THIS GUY. 811 00:37:54,973 --> 00:37:56,542 TAKING UP THE GAME? 812 00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:58,544 IT'S A PAIN IN THE ASS. 813 00:37:58,544 --> 00:38:01,547 GET RID OF THE HORSES, YOU'D HAVE A GOOD GAME. 814 00:38:01,547 --> 00:38:02,981 LET'S ROLL, KNOLL. 815 00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:04,383 COULD WE TALK? 816 00:38:04,383 --> 00:38:06,385 AT LAST, A BRIBE. 817 00:38:06,385 --> 00:38:08,153 IT'S ABOUT YOUR FRIEND JACK. 818 00:38:08,153 --> 00:38:10,155 YOU SHOULD TALK TO HIM. 819 00:38:10,155 --> 00:38:13,158 I'D HATE TO SEE ANYBODY GET HURT. 820 00:38:13,158 --> 00:38:14,560 HOW VERY THOUGHTFUL. 821 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,295 I'M TRYING TO DO WHAT'S BEST FOR EVERYBODY. 822 00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:30,776 THAT'S THE WAY THIS GAME SHOULD BE PLAYED. 823 00:38:31,677 --> 00:38:34,580 I CAN'T TELL YOU THE FEELING 824 00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:36,582 OF FLYING THROUGH THOSE TREES! 825 00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:38,584 I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE. 826 00:38:38,584 --> 00:38:40,586 ISN'T IT GREAT, RANDY? 827 00:38:40,586 --> 00:38:42,788 ISN'T IT FANTASTIC? 828 00:38:42,788 --> 00:38:44,189 I DON'T KNOW. 829 00:38:44,189 --> 00:38:46,592 WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS. 830 00:38:46,592 --> 00:38:48,259 WASN'T TODAY FUN? 831 00:38:48,259 --> 00:38:50,862 DIDN'T YOU HAVE ANY FUN? 832 00:38:50,862 --> 00:38:52,664 I FOUND A SHELL. 833 00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:57,403 RANDY, YOU MAY HAVE TO TRY JUST A LITTLE HARDER. 834 00:39:01,206 --> 00:39:02,608 TOMORROW, HELMUT AND CHRISTOPHER 835 00:39:02,608 --> 00:39:05,210 ARE GIVING ME CLIFF-DIVING LESSONS. 836 00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:07,613 WON'T YOU TRY IT AT LEAST ONCE? 837 00:39:07,613 --> 00:39:09,214 NOTHING COULD BE MORE FUN 838 00:39:09,214 --> 00:39:10,616 THAN CLIFF-DIVING 839 00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:13,218 WITH TWO GERMAN BISEXUALS. 840 00:39:13,218 --> 00:39:14,820 WHAT? 841 00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:16,221 NOTHING. 842 00:39:16,221 --> 00:39:18,824 THE SHOWER BETTER WORK NOW. 843 00:39:20,225 --> 00:39:22,628 * ABOUT A THING * 844 00:39:22,628 --> 00:39:25,330 * 'CAUSE EVERY LITTLE THING * 845 00:39:25,330 --> 00:39:28,233 * GONNA BE ALL RIGHT ** 846 00:39:28,233 --> 00:39:30,001 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 847 00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:33,972 WHOA! 848 00:39:33,972 --> 00:39:35,774 RANDY! 849 00:39:35,774 --> 00:39:37,709 RANDY! 850 00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:41,847 HELP! 851 00:39:41,847 --> 00:39:43,449 HELP! 852 00:39:53,258 --> 00:39:56,261 MRS. WHITE, HOW DO YOU DO IT? 853 00:39:56,261 --> 00:39:57,663 OH. EASY. 854 00:39:57,663 --> 00:39:59,865 HOW WAS THAT SHOWER? 855 00:39:59,865 --> 00:40:00,799 BRUTAL. 856 00:40:00,799 --> 00:40:03,669 THERE'S A FOOT OF WATER IN OUR ROOM. 857 00:40:03,669 --> 00:40:06,271 WELL, WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS. 858 00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:07,873 HAVE A NICE NIGHT. 859 00:40:09,274 --> 00:40:12,277 LOOK, TELL ME WHAT THE PROBLEM IS 860 00:40:12,277 --> 00:40:14,112 NICE RESORT. 861 00:40:14,112 --> 00:40:15,280 NICE PANTS. 862 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,883 THE SIXTIES ARE OVER, PAL. 863 00:40:17,883 --> 00:40:19,417 YOUR EXCELLENCY. 864 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,953 YOU'RE LOOKING ELEGANT THIS EVENING. 865 00:40:21,953 --> 00:40:24,690 WHY ARE WE GRACED WITH YOUR IMPERIAL PRESENCE? 866 00:40:24,690 --> 00:40:26,692 ONE CAN SMELL THE SUNTAN OIL 867 00:40:26,692 --> 00:40:29,495 AND FRYING FEMALE FLESH RIGHT ACROSS THE ISLAND. 868 00:40:29,495 --> 00:40:33,899 I WAS CURIOUS ABOUT THIS PERVERTED PASSION PIT YOU'RE RUNNING. 869 00:40:33,899 --> 00:40:35,100 THIS ORGY BIN. 870 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:38,704 WHATEVER YOU CALL THIS DRUG-CRAZED NIPPLE RANCH. 871 00:40:38,704 --> 00:40:41,306 LOOKING FOR A LITTLE FEMALE COMPANIONSHIP? 872 00:40:41,306 --> 00:40:43,108 YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. 873 00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:45,711 YOU GOT THE PEARLS, WE GOT THE SWINE. 874 00:40:45,711 --> 00:40:48,113 BEFORE I TURN MY HORMONES LOOSE, 875 00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:51,316 I HAVE SOMETHING OFFICIAL I WANT TO DISCUSS IN PRIVATE. 876 00:40:51,316 --> 00:40:53,318 I THOUGHT YOUR OFFICIAL DUTIES 877 00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:55,320 CONSISTED OF A LOT OF THIS. 878 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,122 NO. WHILE YOU'VE BEEN OCCUPIED 879 00:40:57,122 --> 00:41:00,726 IN FISHING LOOSE DIAPHRAGMS OUT OF THE SWIMMING POOL, 880 00:41:00,726 --> 00:41:03,328 I'VE BEEN ENGAGED IN MATTERS OF IMPORTANCE 881 00:41:03,328 --> 00:41:04,730 TO EVERYONE ON THIS ISLAND. 882 00:41:04,730 --> 00:41:06,932 WE DON'T HAVE A SWIMMING POOL. 883 00:41:06,932 --> 00:41:11,737 IF YOU HAVE A NOOK WHICH ISN'T KNEE-DEEP IN SEMINAL FLUID, 884 00:41:11,737 --> 00:41:14,339 I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT WE HAVE A CHAT. 885 00:41:14,339 --> 00:41:16,742 I'LL FIND A DRY SPOT. 886 00:41:16,742 --> 00:41:19,745 BUT IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN SOMETHING WONDERFUL, 887 00:41:19,745 --> 00:41:22,347 YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT THAT WOMAN. 888 00:41:22,347 --> 00:41:23,549 WHY? 889 00:41:23,549 --> 00:41:25,483 SHE'S A WRITER 890 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,753 FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES TRAVEL SECTION. 891 00:41:27,753 --> 00:41:29,154 IF YOU CHARM HER, 892 00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:33,358 SHE MIGHT WRITE A NICE PIECE ABOUT THIS PLACE. 893 00:41:33,358 --> 00:41:35,360 DRINKS ARE ON THE HOUSE. 894 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:36,361 DOUBLES. 895 00:41:36,361 --> 00:41:38,630 IF YOU THINK IT WILL HELP. 896 00:41:38,630 --> 00:41:40,198 BLESS YOU. 897 00:41:44,169 --> 00:41:48,907 OH, DEAR. AM I TOO LATE FOR THE MAIN EVENT? 898 00:41:48,907 --> 00:41:52,510 NO. THE GUESTS CAN GRAZE SOME MORE 899 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:55,113 BEFORE THE ALLEGED ENTERTAINMENT BEGINS. 900 00:41:55,113 --> 00:41:56,514 MAY I JOIN YOU? 901 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:59,050 I GUESS THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. 902 00:41:59,050 --> 00:42:02,253 THE FIREMAN SAID YOU'RE A JOURNALIST. 903 00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:04,389 WILL YOU SCRIBBLE SOMETHING 904 00:42:04,389 --> 00:42:06,191 ABOUT THIS PLACE? 905 00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:10,495 IT REMINDS ME OF A JAPANESE P.O.W. CAMP. 906 00:42:10,495 --> 00:42:12,530 WHAT DO YOU DO? 907 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:13,999 GUESS. 908 00:42:13,999 --> 00:42:17,402 TOO TAN TO HOLD A RESPECTABLE JOB. 909 00:42:17,402 --> 00:42:18,804 RETIRED MILLIONAIRE? 910 00:42:18,804 --> 00:42:21,406 HARDLY. I HAVEN'T ANY MONEY. 911 00:42:21,406 --> 00:42:24,810 THE WEST INDIES IS A GREAT PLACE 912 00:42:24,810 --> 00:42:28,413 IN WHICH TO BE POOR. 913 00:42:28,413 --> 00:42:30,215 NO LITTLE MOUTHS TO FEED? 914 00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:32,283 THERE WAS ONE BIG MOUTH, 915 00:42:32,283 --> 00:42:34,352 BUT MY WIFE LEFT ME. 916 00:42:34,352 --> 00:42:35,821 COULDN'T STAND THE TROPICS? 917 00:42:35,821 --> 00:42:36,855 LOVED THE TROPICS. 918 00:42:36,855 --> 00:42:40,759 IT WAS ME SHE COULDN'T STAND. 919 00:42:40,759 --> 00:42:42,861 LET'S MAKE OUR MOVE. 920 00:42:42,861 --> 00:42:45,063 I'LL TAKE THE ONE 921 00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:46,464 WITH BROWN HAIR. 922 00:42:46,464 --> 00:42:48,466 THEY BOTH HAVE BROWN HAIR. 923 00:42:48,466 --> 00:42:50,669 I'LL TAKE THE BANANA. 924 00:42:51,870 --> 00:42:56,474 LADIES, MIND IF MY FATHER AND I JOIN YOU? 925 00:42:56,474 --> 00:42:58,476 HA HA HA! 926 00:42:58,476 --> 00:43:01,512 YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR. 927 00:43:01,512 --> 00:43:04,950 WERE YOU AT CLUB MED MARTINIQUE 928 00:43:04,950 --> 00:43:06,484 LAST YEAR? 929 00:43:06,484 --> 00:43:07,986 NO. 930 00:43:07,986 --> 00:43:10,355 CLUB UNIVERSAL IN HAWAII? 931 00:43:10,355 --> 00:43:12,357 SWINGLES IN FORT LAUDERDALE? 932 00:43:12,357 --> 00:43:13,591 NO. 933 00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:15,761 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? 934 00:43:15,761 --> 00:43:18,864 I THINK WE MET IN ANOTHER LIFE. 935 00:43:18,864 --> 00:43:21,900 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SMOKE? 936 00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:24,302 UNREAL! YOU MUST BE PSYCHIC. 937 00:43:24,302 --> 00:43:29,207 WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THAT BEFORE, GETTING STONED. 938 00:43:29,207 --> 00:43:32,477 WE'LL COP SOME PRIMO CANNABIS SATIVA, 939 00:43:32,477 --> 00:43:36,481 AND THE FOUR OF US WILL GET DEMENTED. 940 00:43:36,481 --> 00:43:39,084 STONED OUT OF OUR GOURDS. 941 00:43:39,084 --> 00:43:40,485 CATCH YOU LATER. 942 00:43:40,485 --> 00:43:43,755 SAVE OUR SEATS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 943 00:43:43,755 --> 00:43:46,357 RIGHT HERE, WAITING FOR YOU. 944 00:43:46,357 --> 00:43:47,959 NO SEEDS. 945 00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:50,561 WE SHOULD COME WITH YOU? 946 00:43:50,561 --> 00:43:52,563 YES. WHERE'S YOUR FRIEND? 947 00:43:52,563 --> 00:43:54,966 RIGHT THERE. I'LL GET HIM. 948 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:57,769 BARE? WE'RE OUT OF HERE. 949 00:44:05,877 --> 00:44:07,846 SO, WHAT'S THE DEAL? 950 00:44:07,846 --> 00:44:10,248 THE DEAL IS, MAJOR SCORE 951 00:44:10,248 --> 00:44:13,451 OF DOMESTIC, HOMEGROWN, UNCUT, PURE WEED 952 00:44:13,451 --> 00:44:15,053 HAPPENING HERE TONIGHT. 953 00:44:15,053 --> 00:44:16,454 MAJOR SCORE. 954 00:44:16,454 --> 00:44:18,056 ALL RIGHT. 955 00:44:18,056 --> 00:44:19,257 O.K.? 956 00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:23,461 HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO GET THERE? 957 00:44:23,461 --> 00:44:24,863 NOT LONG. RELAX. 958 00:44:24,863 --> 00:44:26,264 LIKE HOW LONG? 959 00:44:26,264 --> 00:44:29,868 HE SAID "SOON COME." HE'S COMING SOON. 960 00:44:29,868 --> 00:44:32,470 HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE? 961 00:44:32,470 --> 00:44:34,105 THE DEAL'S DONE. 962 00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:38,276 WE'RE RIDING IN A CAR WITH A STRANGER. 963 00:44:38,276 --> 00:44:40,879 HE'S WEARING SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT, 964 00:44:40,879 --> 00:44:43,481 TAKING US INTO A JUNGLE. 965 00:44:43,481 --> 00:44:44,883 NICE DEAL. 966 00:44:44,883 --> 00:44:48,486 WHY DON'T WE HAND HIM OUR WALLETS 967 00:44:48,486 --> 00:44:50,756 AND SLIT OUR OWN THROATS? 968 00:44:50,756 --> 00:44:52,958 HE'S COOL. THE GUY'S COOL. 969 00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:55,360 AND NOW A VERY SPECIAL GUEST, 970 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,963 A REPRESENTATIVE OF HER EXCELLENCY THE QUEEN, 971 00:44:57,963 --> 00:45:00,565 THE GOVERNOR GENERAL OF SAINT NICHOLAS, 972 00:45:00,565 --> 00:45:02,768 SIR ANTHONY CROYDEN HAYES. 973 00:45:08,173 --> 00:45:09,574 IT'S MY JOB. 974 00:45:09,574 --> 00:45:12,110 AND I'VE SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST. 975 00:45:12,110 --> 00:45:14,379 HE'S MY PARTNER, HE'S MY FRIEND, 976 00:45:14,379 --> 00:45:17,115 HE'S A REGGAE MACHINE AND A FASHION STATEMENT. 977 00:45:17,115 --> 00:45:18,984 FORGET YOUR ANNOYANCE BECAUSE HERE COMES 978 00:45:18,984 --> 00:45:23,054 ERNEST REED AND THE FLAMBOYANTS! 979 00:45:31,897 --> 00:45:34,532 * THIS IS MY ISLAND IN THE SUN * 980 00:45:34,532 --> 00:45:38,904 * WHERE MY PEOPLE HAVE TOILED SINCE TIME BEGUN * 981 00:45:38,904 --> 00:45:41,973 * I MAY SAIL ON BETTER SEAS * 982 00:45:41,973 --> 00:45:45,877 * BUT THESE SHORES SHALL ALWAYS BELONG TO ME * 983 00:45:45,877 --> 00:45:48,880 * OH, ISLAND IN THE SUN * 984 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:52,183 * WILLED TO ME BY OUR FATHER'S HAND * 985 00:45:52,183 --> 00:45:55,286 * ALL OUR DAYS, I WILL SING IN PRAISE * 986 00:45:55,286 --> 00:45:59,124 * OF THY FOREST, WATERS, AND SHINING SAND ** 987 00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:02,360 * FIRE, FIRE, BURN * 988 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:07,165 * FIRE, FREE MY SOUL FROM BABYLON * 989 00:46:07,165 --> 00:46:12,103 * FIRE, FIRE, FIRE, BURN... ** 990 00:46:12,103 --> 00:46:14,705 HI, MON. HOW ARE YOU? 991 00:46:14,705 --> 00:46:16,307 GOOD. 992 00:46:16,307 --> 00:46:17,708 GREAT. 993 00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:20,111 REAL GOOD RHYTHM THING HAPPENING. 994 00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:22,713 WE HEARD IT DRIVING UP. 995 00:46:22,713 --> 00:46:24,115 FOR MILES. 996 00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:27,318 IT SOUNDS LIKE THIS IS THE... 997 00:46:27,318 --> 00:46:28,719 ROOTS. 998 00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,122 THE ROOT OF ALL MUSIC. 999 00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:33,724 I THOUGHT IT WAS JAZZ. 1000 00:46:33,724 --> 00:46:35,126 THIS IS IABINGEE. 1001 00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:37,728 I COULD LISTEN ALL NIGHT. 1002 00:46:37,728 --> 00:46:39,130 STICK AROUND, MON. 1003 00:46:39,130 --> 00:46:42,533 HOW LONG DOES THIS GO ON FOR? 1004 00:46:42,533 --> 00:46:46,204 SOMETIMES THREE DAYS, ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT. 1005 00:46:46,204 --> 00:46:47,738 THREE DAYS. 1006 00:46:47,738 --> 00:46:49,140 BIG MISTAKE. 1007 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:51,609 IF HE DOESN'T COME SOON, 1008 00:46:51,609 --> 00:46:53,211 LET'S CHECK OUT. 1009 00:46:53,211 --> 00:46:54,612 YAH! 1010 00:46:54,612 --> 00:46:56,214 HEY, MY MAN. 1011 00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:57,615 HE'S BACK. 1012 00:46:57,615 --> 00:46:59,217 READY? 1013 00:46:59,217 --> 00:47:00,618 YEAH. 1014 00:47:00,618 --> 00:47:02,620 WE GOT TO GO. 1015 00:47:02,620 --> 00:47:04,022 ALL RIGHT, MON. 1016 00:47:04,022 --> 00:47:06,324 GREAT. HAD A BLAST. 1017 00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:07,893 YOU GOT IT? 1018 00:47:07,893 --> 00:47:09,360 YES, MON. 1019 00:47:11,029 --> 00:47:13,031 THAT'S IT? ONE JOINT? 1020 00:47:13,031 --> 00:47:16,034 WHAT KIND OF DEALER ARE YOU? 1021 00:47:16,034 --> 00:47:18,636 DEALER? I'M A TAXI DRIVER. 1022 00:47:18,636 --> 00:47:21,439 WE'LL NEED MORE THAN ONE JOINT. 1023 00:47:21,439 --> 00:47:26,777 YOU WANT TO GO BACK IN AND ASK FOR MORE? 1024 00:47:26,777 --> 00:47:28,079 NO. 1025 00:47:28,079 --> 00:47:31,016 THEN GET IN THE CAR. 1026 00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:39,790 I BELIEVE YOU LADIES MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT SMOKE. 1027 00:47:39,790 --> 00:47:40,791 RIGHT. 1028 00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:41,993 LET'S SEE IT. 1029 00:47:41,993 --> 00:47:43,995 SHE WANTS TO SEE IT. 1030 00:47:43,995 --> 00:47:45,931 SHE WANTS TO SEE IT. 1031 00:47:45,931 --> 00:47:49,134 THIS STUFF IS TOTALLY TUBULAR, O.K.? 1032 00:47:54,505 --> 00:47:55,941 SHE'S LIGHTING IT HERE. 1033 00:47:55,941 --> 00:47:57,542 IS THIS COOL OR WHAT? 1034 00:48:06,551 --> 00:48:08,153 ALL RIGHT. 1035 00:48:17,963 --> 00:48:19,897 NICE SMOKE. 1036 00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:21,967 YOU WANT TO PASS THAT, UH... 1037 00:48:21,967 --> 00:48:23,568 HEY, THAT'S NICE. 1038 00:48:23,568 --> 00:48:26,137 PASS THAT, UH... 1039 00:48:26,137 --> 00:48:27,973 I HAD AN INTERESTING CHAT 1040 00:48:27,973 --> 00:48:29,975 WITH THE PRIME MINISTER, MR. GUNDY, 1041 00:48:29,975 --> 00:48:31,376 AND MR. VOIT ZERBE, 1042 00:48:31,376 --> 00:48:33,378 THE OWNER OF THE OTHER HOTEL. 1043 00:48:33,378 --> 00:48:36,581 THEY ASKED ME TO SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR FUTURE. 1044 00:48:36,581 --> 00:48:38,216 IN FACT, THEY BRIBED ME. 1045 00:48:38,216 --> 00:48:40,718 YOU TOOK IT, OF COURSE. 1046 00:48:40,718 --> 00:48:42,120 IF I REFUSED, 1047 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:45,156 MR. ZERBE IMPLIED THAT HE COULD 1048 00:48:45,156 --> 00:48:47,292 HAVE ENGLAND'S LEGS BROKEN. 1049 00:48:47,292 --> 00:48:51,229 THIS ISLAND IS ABOUT TO BE BOUGHT. 1050 00:48:51,229 --> 00:48:54,032 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BOUGHT? 1051 00:48:54,032 --> 00:48:56,034 THE PEOPLE, THE GOVERNMENT, 1052 00:48:56,034 --> 00:48:58,003 BUSINESSES, NATURAL RESOURCES. 1053 00:48:58,003 --> 00:49:00,138 WELL, WHO'S MR. BIG? 1054 00:49:00,138 --> 00:49:03,174 MR. BIG HAS YET TO APPEAR, 1055 00:49:03,174 --> 00:49:06,177 BUT WHENEVER THAT TUGBOAT COMES IN, 1056 00:49:06,177 --> 00:49:08,413 OUR PRIME MINISTER SCURRIES AROUND. 1057 00:49:08,413 --> 00:49:11,616 WHAT DO THEY WANT WITH THIS DIVE? 1058 00:49:11,616 --> 00:49:13,018 FRANKLY, I CAN'T IMAGINE, 1059 00:49:13,018 --> 00:49:15,820 BUT AS THE REPRESENTATIVE OF GREAT BRITAIN, 1060 00:49:15,820 --> 00:49:20,425 I FEEL IT'S A MATTER OF VITAL INTEREST TO OUR GOVERNMENT. 1061 00:49:20,425 --> 00:49:24,495 IF SOMEONE WERE TO BOARD THAT SHIP 1062 00:49:24,495 --> 00:49:26,497 AND PROVIDE SOME USEFUL INTELLIGENCE, 1063 00:49:26,497 --> 00:49:29,700 MY GOVERNMENT MIGHT BE VERY GRATEFUL. 1064 00:49:29,700 --> 00:49:31,502 NO. THANK THE QUEEN, 1065 00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:34,505 BUT TELL HER MY BROTHER'S A QUEEN, 1066 00:49:34,505 --> 00:49:38,643 AND EVEN HE DOESN'T WANT ME TO SPY FOR ENGLAND. 1067 00:49:38,643 --> 00:49:39,977 NO, THANKS. 1068 00:49:51,722 --> 00:49:53,724 COME ON! OH! 1069 00:49:53,724 --> 00:49:55,126 OH! WHOA! 1070 00:49:55,126 --> 00:49:56,727 WHOO! HA HA! 1071 00:49:56,727 --> 00:49:58,529 OH! AAH! 1072 00:49:58,529 --> 00:49:59,864 OH! 1073 00:49:59,864 --> 00:50:01,932 LOOK AT ME, RANDY! 1074 00:50:01,932 --> 00:50:04,735 OH, YEAH, BABY! YEAH! OH! 1075 00:50:07,338 --> 00:50:08,739 YEE HA! 1076 00:50:08,739 --> 00:50:10,341 DO IT! 1077 00:50:12,143 --> 00:50:14,345 COME ON, LET'S GO! 1078 00:50:26,757 --> 00:50:29,360 WHOOOAA! 1079 00:50:37,402 --> 00:50:39,404 WHAT IF THE CREW WAKES UP? 1080 00:50:39,404 --> 00:50:41,106 THEY'RE AT THE MARINA BAR. 1081 00:50:41,106 --> 00:50:43,141 I'LL BE ON AND OFF IN TWO MINUTES. 1082 00:50:43,141 --> 00:50:46,744 [IN HIGH VOICE] YOU STAY HERE AND-- 1083 00:50:46,744 --> 00:50:48,613 WAIT A MINUTE. 1084 00:50:48,613 --> 00:50:50,148 THIS IS HELIUM. 1085 00:50:50,148 --> 00:50:52,750 I BROUGHT THE WRONG TANK. 1086 00:50:52,750 --> 00:50:54,752 I'LL GO WITHOUT IT. 1087 00:50:54,752 --> 00:50:57,054 I'M GOING WITH YOU, MON. 1088 00:50:57,054 --> 00:50:59,124 FINE. WE'LL BOTH GO. 1089 00:50:59,124 --> 00:51:02,127 OHH! THAT'S A NICE BUZZ. 1090 00:51:02,127 --> 00:51:04,095 OH, BOY! 1091 00:51:30,155 --> 00:51:31,356 [SLAM] 1092 00:51:31,356 --> 00:51:32,357 SHH! 1093 00:51:43,401 --> 00:51:47,738 WHAT ARE YOU, A DUCK? COME ON. 1094 00:51:47,738 --> 00:51:49,174 WHAT IS IT? 1095 00:51:49,174 --> 00:51:51,576 IT'S A NEW SAINT NICHOLAS. 1096 00:51:51,576 --> 00:51:54,579 YEAH, I SEE THEIR PLAN NOW. 1097 00:51:54,579 --> 00:51:57,182 THERE'S A NEW INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, 1098 00:51:57,182 --> 00:51:59,184 HIGH-RISE HOTELS, 1099 00:51:59,184 --> 00:52:02,187 LUXURY CONDOS FOR THE RICH FOLKS. 1100 00:52:02,187 --> 00:52:04,189 WHERE'S MY HOUSE? 1101 00:52:04,189 --> 00:52:06,191 NEXT TO THE NUCLEAR PLANT. 1102 00:52:06,191 --> 00:52:08,559 BUT YOU CAN WALK TO THE FACTORY, 1103 00:52:08,559 --> 00:52:11,629 WHERE YOU'LL SEW LABELS ON DESIGNER JEANS. 1104 00:52:11,629 --> 00:52:13,431 WHERE'S OUR CLUB? 1105 00:52:13,431 --> 00:52:16,767 WE'RE NOT PART OF THE FUTURE. 1106 00:52:16,767 --> 00:52:18,536 FREEZE!POLICE! 1107 00:52:29,046 --> 00:52:31,048 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE? 1108 00:52:31,048 --> 00:52:34,051 JUST SEEING THAT ALL IS WELL. 1109 00:52:34,051 --> 00:52:35,653 IS IT? 1110 00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:36,654 NO. 1111 00:52:39,524 --> 00:52:40,791 GUARD! 1112 00:52:40,791 --> 00:52:42,059 GUARD! 1113 00:52:42,059 --> 00:52:43,861 HEY, WHAT YOU WANTING? 1114 00:52:43,861 --> 00:52:48,466 NOTHING. I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT WITH A CUP. 1115 00:52:48,466 --> 00:52:51,669 YOU SAID I'M ALLOWED ONE CALL. 1116 00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:53,070 A BLUEJAY. 1117 00:52:53,070 --> 00:52:54,372 [IMITATES A BLUEJAY] 1118 00:52:54,372 --> 00:52:57,675 WILL YOU PLEASE HOLD MY MESSAGES? 1119 00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:07,685 [MAKES HARMONICA SOUNDS OF NOBODY KNOWS THE TROUBLE I'VE SEEN] 1120 00:53:08,953 --> 00:53:11,489 HEY, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 1121 00:53:11,489 --> 00:53:13,358 THIS PLACE IS GOING COED. 1122 00:53:13,358 --> 00:53:15,360 THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. 1123 00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:16,961 WE KNOW TOO MUCH. 1124 00:53:16,961 --> 00:53:18,763 WE GOT THE BEST BEACH, 1125 00:53:18,763 --> 00:53:21,966 AND THEY WON'T STOP UNTIL THEY GET IT. 1126 00:53:21,966 --> 00:53:23,768 THIS MAY BE A GARDEN OF EDEN, 1127 00:53:23,768 --> 00:53:27,104 BUT GUNDY'S NOT GOD, AND I'M NOT MOVING. 1128 00:53:27,104 --> 00:53:29,106 GOOD MORNING, GENTLEMEN. 1129 00:53:29,106 --> 00:53:32,710 I TRUST YOU HAD A PLEASANT NIGHT. 1130 00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:34,111 IT WAS FABULOUS. 1131 00:53:34,111 --> 00:53:37,114 YOU GOT A REAL FLEA CIRCUS. 1132 00:53:37,114 --> 00:53:39,049 COME ON, BOY, JUMP. 1133 00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:41,386 I WON'T MINCE WORDS WITH YOU. 1134 00:53:41,386 --> 00:53:43,788 THERE ARE SOME VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE 1135 00:53:43,788 --> 00:53:46,991 WITH SOME IMPORTANT PLANS FOR THIS ISLAND. 1136 00:53:46,991 --> 00:53:49,059 WE MUST HAVE YOUR PROPERTY. 1137 00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:51,596 OVER MY DEAD BODY, MR. GUNDY! 1138 00:53:51,596 --> 00:53:53,798 THAT, TOO, CAN BE ARRANGED. 1139 00:53:53,798 --> 00:53:57,201 I GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES, TOO. 1140 00:53:57,201 --> 00:53:59,203 YOU PUSH PEOPLE AROUND, 1141 00:53:59,203 --> 00:54:01,472 SOMETIMES PEOPLE MIGHT PUSH BACK. 1142 00:54:01,472 --> 00:54:03,874 BE THAT AS IT MAY, MR. MONIKER, 1143 00:54:03,874 --> 00:54:08,112 YOU HAVE UNTIL TONIGHT TO SELL US CLUB PARADISE. 1144 00:54:08,112 --> 00:54:09,880 IF WE DON'T? 1145 00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:11,015 THEN... 1146 00:54:11,015 --> 00:54:14,485 YOU WILL BE VERY, VERY SORRY. 1147 00:54:14,485 --> 00:54:17,755 NOW, YOU BOTH ARE FREE TO GO. 1148 00:54:17,755 --> 00:54:21,025 YOUR LADY FRIEND PAID YOUR FINE. 1149 00:54:23,027 --> 00:54:24,028 ATTACK! 1150 00:54:30,835 --> 00:54:32,403 SO LONG, CONSTABLE. 1151 00:54:32,403 --> 00:54:35,640 YOU WON'T HAVE JACK MONIKER TO KICK AROUND ANYMORE. 1152 00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:39,777 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BEAT ME TWICE WITH A RUBBER HOSE. 1153 00:54:39,777 --> 00:54:44,148 NOBODY GET AWAY WITH DOING THAT TO ME! 1154 00:54:44,148 --> 00:54:45,550 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1155 00:54:45,550 --> 00:54:48,553 WHY DID YOU GO OUT TO THE YACHT? 1156 00:54:48,553 --> 00:54:52,256 I THOUGHT THAT PEOPLE WERE OUT TO GET ME. 1157 00:54:52,256 --> 00:54:55,393 NOW I KNOW. THEY ARE OUT TO GET ME. 1158 00:54:55,393 --> 00:54:57,728 THERE THEY ARE NOW! 1159 00:55:00,631 --> 00:55:02,367 [SQUAWK] 1160 00:55:02,367 --> 00:55:04,234 WHAT ABOUT THE LAW? 1161 00:55:04,234 --> 00:55:08,339 IN THIS COUNTRY, THE CONSTITUTION IS WRITTEN IN PENCIL. 1162 00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:13,143 IT IS SO LOVELY HERE. 1163 00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:14,979 I HATE BEAUTY. 1164 00:55:14,979 --> 00:55:19,283 IT'S BORING LOOKING AT BEAUTY DAY IN AND DAY OUT. 1165 00:55:19,283 --> 00:55:21,686 ANYWAY, IT CAN'T LAST MUCH LONGER. 1166 00:55:21,686 --> 00:55:24,689 ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS CHEERFUL IN THE MORNING? 1167 00:55:24,689 --> 00:55:26,691 EITHER THE AMERICANS WILL MOVE IN 1168 00:55:26,691 --> 00:55:28,693 AND TURN IT INTO MIAMI BEACH 1169 00:55:28,693 --> 00:55:30,695 OR THE RUSSIANS AND CUBANS WILL COME 1170 00:55:30,695 --> 00:55:32,697 AND TURN THE ISLAND INTO ALBANIA. 1171 00:55:32,697 --> 00:55:34,298 THERE REALLY IS NO HOPE. 1172 00:55:34,298 --> 00:55:35,700 ISLANDS LIKE SAINT NICHOLAS 1173 00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:37,902 MAKE NICE MISSILE BASES, 1174 00:55:37,902 --> 00:55:38,903 NAVAL STATIONS, 1175 00:55:38,903 --> 00:55:39,904 MONEY LAUNDRIES. 1176 00:55:39,904 --> 00:55:42,573 IF THERE'S NO HOPE, WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE? 1177 00:55:42,573 --> 00:55:44,709 GO TO NEW YORK OR LONDON. 1178 00:55:44,709 --> 00:55:47,678 NO. IF THE WORLD'S GOING TO HELL IN A BUCKET, 1179 00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:49,914 I WANT TO HOLD THE HANDLE. 1180 00:55:49,914 --> 00:55:51,348 WILL YOU EXCUSE ME? 1181 00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:53,317 TA-TA. 1182 00:55:53,317 --> 00:55:56,454 MUST SEE A MAN ABOUT SOMETHING. 1183 00:56:01,926 --> 00:56:02,927 IT'S MUGGY. 1184 00:56:02,927 --> 00:56:03,928 AMAZING. 1185 00:56:03,928 --> 00:56:06,831 EISENHOWER HADN'T MADE UP HIS MIND 1186 00:56:06,831 --> 00:56:12,302 WHETHER TO BE A DEMOCRAT OR A REPUBLICAN UNTIL 1955. 1187 00:56:12,302 --> 00:56:14,672 I NEVER KNEW THAT. 1188 00:56:16,340 --> 00:56:17,942 ISN'T THAT INCREDIBLE? 1189 00:56:17,942 --> 00:56:18,743 JESUS CHRIST! 1190 00:56:18,743 --> 00:56:20,745 LINDA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1191 00:56:20,745 --> 00:56:23,748 RANDY, I'M NOT GOING HOME WITH BRA LINES. 1192 00:56:23,748 --> 00:56:25,550 PLEASE. DON'T BE SILLY. 1193 00:56:27,351 --> 00:56:28,953 WE'RE ALL ADULTS. 1194 00:56:34,559 --> 00:56:35,960 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1195 00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:36,927 CAN IT! 1196 00:56:36,927 --> 00:56:39,229 IT'S NOT THAT THEY'RE NOT BEAUTIFUL, 1197 00:56:39,229 --> 00:56:42,767 BUT THERE'S STRICT GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS AGAINST NUDE SUNBATHING. 1198 00:56:42,767 --> 00:56:45,836 BESIDES, IT'S MORE TANTALIZING TO CONCEAL THAN REVEAL. 1199 00:56:45,836 --> 00:56:48,372 I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY. 1200 00:56:48,372 --> 00:56:49,707 PLEASE DO. 1201 00:56:53,043 --> 00:56:55,245 JESUS, IT'S SPREADING! 1202 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:57,948 GROWING IT WOULD TAKE THREE MONTHS. 1203 00:56:57,948 --> 00:57:01,151 MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT SOME. 1204 00:57:01,151 --> 00:57:02,386 HEY, JACK, JACK! 1205 00:57:02,386 --> 00:57:04,989 LISTEN, YOU GOT TO DO US A FAVOR. 1206 00:57:04,989 --> 00:57:05,990 BIG FAVOR. 1207 00:57:05,990 --> 00:57:07,992 FAVOR FOR A FAVOR. 1208 00:57:07,992 --> 00:57:09,393 DO US THIS FAVOR-- 1209 00:57:09,393 --> 00:57:11,796 WHAT? 1210 00:57:11,796 --> 00:57:14,565 WE'RE LOOKING FOR JOHNNY. 1211 00:57:14,565 --> 00:57:16,567 WHO'S JOHNNY? 1212 00:57:16,567 --> 00:57:18,569 NO. SMOKE, JAYS, JOINTS, BUZZ. 1213 00:57:18,569 --> 00:57:21,171 NOT A LITTLE. I WANT A BIG BAG. 1214 00:57:21,171 --> 00:57:23,173 I'M A NARCOTICS AGENT. 1215 00:57:23,173 --> 00:57:25,175 YOU'RE BOTH UNDER ARREST. 1216 00:57:25,175 --> 00:57:26,811 COME ON, I'M KIDDING! 1217 00:57:26,811 --> 00:57:31,181 IF YOU WANT SOME, ASK THAT GUY THERE. 1218 00:57:31,181 --> 00:57:32,583 DON'T LOOK! 1219 00:57:32,583 --> 00:57:35,786 IF YOU GET CAUGHT, I DON'T KNOW YOU. 1220 00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:36,787 BE COOL. 1221 00:57:40,024 --> 00:57:41,425 WHICH GUY? 1222 00:57:41,425 --> 00:57:44,361 I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T LOOK. 1223 00:57:44,361 --> 00:57:45,563 AAH! 1224 00:57:45,563 --> 00:57:47,965 JACKIE, THAT IS SO OBVIOUS! 1225 00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:50,434 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THAT. 1226 00:57:50,434 --> 00:57:51,836 IT'S FRIDAY, MARY LOU, 1227 00:57:51,836 --> 00:57:53,838 AND NOTHING'S HAPPENED YET. 1228 00:57:53,838 --> 00:57:57,441 JACKIE, PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO GET BUSTED. 1229 00:57:57,441 --> 00:57:59,043 TELL YOU WHAT. 1230 00:57:59,043 --> 00:58:00,845 I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. 1231 00:58:00,845 --> 00:58:03,447 I KNOW A PLACE THAT'S TOTALLY SECLUDED. 1232 00:58:03,447 --> 00:58:05,049 YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. 1233 00:58:05,049 --> 00:58:06,450 SOUND GOOD? 1234 00:58:06,450 --> 00:58:07,818 HEY, EVERYBODY! 1235 00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:11,722 WHO'S UP FOR A NUDE ORGY PICNIC AT DEVIL'S HOLE? 1236 00:58:11,722 --> 00:58:14,625 ME! I AM! YEAH! 1237 00:58:19,196 --> 00:58:20,464 YOU COMING? 1238 00:58:20,464 --> 00:58:21,866 IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE. 1239 00:58:21,866 --> 00:58:25,469 NO, I GOT TO WAIT FOR JOHNNY. 1240 00:58:25,469 --> 00:58:27,071 HI! 1241 00:58:30,074 --> 00:58:31,075 HELLO. 1242 00:58:32,476 --> 00:58:35,079 YOU GOT TO COME. NUDE BEACH! 1243 00:58:35,079 --> 00:58:36,480 THE WEED'S COMING. 1244 00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,482 ONE OF US GOT TO STAY HERE. 1245 00:58:38,482 --> 00:58:39,516 IT'S A NUDE BEACH! 1246 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:42,887 ONE OF US HAS GOT TO STAY HERE 1247 00:58:42,887 --> 00:58:44,488 I'LL CATCH YOU LATER. 1248 00:58:44,488 --> 00:58:47,091 BESIDES, I WANT TO TRY THIS THING. 1249 00:58:47,091 --> 00:58:48,893 I'LL TOOL AROUND HERE. 1250 00:58:48,893 --> 00:58:52,096 IT'S GOOD FOR THE LATS, IT'S GOOD FOR THE PECS. 1251 00:58:59,503 --> 00:59:01,505 HEY, I'M DOING IT! 1252 00:59:01,505 --> 00:59:03,107 OH! 1253 00:59:03,107 --> 00:59:05,109 HA HA HA! 1254 00:59:08,512 --> 00:59:10,915 HEY, LOCK YOUR FRONT KNEE 1255 00:59:10,915 --> 00:59:13,718 AND TILT THE MAST FORWARD. 1256 00:59:30,134 --> 00:59:31,736 [SURFING MUSIC PLAYS] 1257 00:59:53,523 --> 00:59:55,960 I DON'T WANT A POLITICAL DISCUSSION, 1258 00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:59,363 BUT COMMUNISM WON'T WORK IN A COUNTRY LIKE THIS. 1259 00:59:59,363 --> 01:00:03,968 COMMUNISM WILL NOT ATTRACT WOMEN 18-26, FOR INSTANCE. 1260 01:00:03,968 --> 01:00:07,171 GEE, I LOVE BEING NAKED. 1261 01:00:07,171 --> 01:00:08,973 HOW ABOUT YOU? 1262 01:00:08,973 --> 01:00:11,575 I THOUGHT I DID, BUT I DON'T. 1263 01:00:11,575 --> 01:00:13,577 GET UNDRESSED. WE'LL JOG. 1264 01:00:13,577 --> 01:00:14,912 NO, THANK YOU. 1265 01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:23,888 HONEY, HE'LL BE HERE IN 10 MINUTES. 1266 01:00:23,888 --> 01:00:25,455 WE SHOULD GET DRESSED. 1267 01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:28,693 I WANT TO BE NAKED FOREVER! 1268 01:00:28,693 --> 01:00:29,994 OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! 1269 01:00:29,994 --> 01:00:33,197 I KNOW WE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO ACAPULCO! 1270 01:00:39,603 --> 01:00:41,605 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? 1271 01:00:41,605 --> 01:00:43,007 OUR CLOTHES ARE GONE. 1272 01:00:43,007 --> 01:00:45,409 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY'RE GONE? 1273 01:00:45,409 --> 01:00:49,046 ALL RIGHT! THEY LEFT OUR CAMERAS AND WATCHES. 1274 01:00:50,614 --> 01:00:52,016 BIG, HAIRY DEAL! 1275 01:00:52,016 --> 01:00:54,018 WE'RE NAKED, YOU JERK! 1276 01:00:54,018 --> 01:00:56,620 WE'VE BEEN NAKED ALL AFTERNOON. 1277 01:00:56,620 --> 01:00:59,623 I'M NOT WALKING THROUGH TOWN THIS WAY. 1278 01:00:59,623 --> 01:01:01,025 COME ON, LET'S GO. 1279 01:01:01,025 --> 01:01:03,027 IT'S STUPID TO GO OFF 1280 01:01:03,027 --> 01:01:05,629 WITHOUT KNOWING WHERE YOU'RE GOING. 1281 01:01:05,629 --> 01:01:07,031 WHOEVER TOOK OUR CLOTHES 1282 01:01:07,031 --> 01:01:09,033 COULD BE WATCHING US NOW. 1283 01:01:09,033 --> 01:01:11,435 WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT. 1284 01:01:11,435 --> 01:01:14,638 I SUGGEST WE WALK VERY CALMLY IN SINGLE FILE 1285 01:01:14,638 --> 01:01:16,040 OFF THIS BEACH 1286 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,042 AND DON'T STOP FOR ANYTHING. 1287 01:01:18,042 --> 01:01:21,045 IN SINGLE FILE, AND I MEAN YOU. 1288 01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:23,781 WHO DIED AND MADE HIM BOSS? 1289 01:01:23,781 --> 01:01:26,250 [IMITATES BIRD CALL] 1290 01:01:34,058 --> 01:01:36,460 THERE MIGHT BE POISONOUS SNAKES HERE. 1291 01:01:36,460 --> 01:01:39,663 NO, THEY INTRODUCED THE MONGOOSE HERE LONG AGO. 1292 01:01:39,663 --> 01:01:41,665 THE MONGOOSE KILLS SNAKES. 1293 01:01:41,665 --> 01:01:43,067 WHAT'S A MONGOOSE? 1294 01:01:43,067 --> 01:01:45,669 A BIG RAT WITH BIG TEETH. 1295 01:01:45,669 --> 01:01:47,671 THIS MUST BE NORTH. 1296 01:01:47,671 --> 01:01:49,673 WE'RE NOT MAKING A MAP. 1297 01:01:49,673 --> 01:01:52,676 WHAT ARE YOU, MARCO POLO? 1298 01:01:52,676 --> 01:01:55,679 IF WE DON'T KNOW OUR DIRECTION, 1299 01:01:55,679 --> 01:01:57,681 WE'LL GO IN CIRCLES. 1300 01:01:57,681 --> 01:01:59,683 I'M GETTING VERY HUNGRY. 1301 01:01:59,683 --> 01:02:01,685 THAT'S WILD SUGAR CANE. 1302 01:02:01,685 --> 01:02:04,688 RANDY, I WON'T EAT REAL SUGAR. 1303 01:02:04,688 --> 01:02:06,690 WE'LL FIND YOU A SWEET AND LOW FIELD. 1304 01:02:06,690 --> 01:02:08,092 WOULD YOU MOVE? 1305 01:02:08,092 --> 01:02:10,895 I HOPE THAT WAS YOUR FINGER. 1306 01:02:25,876 --> 01:02:27,878 I COULD HAVE DONE THAT DIVE 1307 01:02:27,878 --> 01:02:30,080 IF I DIDN'T HAVE DIARRHEA. 1308 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:31,081 OH, BOY. 1309 01:02:37,888 --> 01:02:39,489 THIS IS PERFECT. 1310 01:02:39,489 --> 01:02:41,892 I'VE LOST MY MONEY, MY CLUB, 1311 01:02:41,892 --> 01:02:43,894 AND NOW I'VE LOST MY GUESTS. 1312 01:02:43,894 --> 01:02:45,295 MAYBE THEY TOOK A HIKE. 1313 01:02:45,295 --> 01:02:47,832 NO. THIS ISN'T A HIKING CROWD. 1314 01:02:50,901 --> 01:02:54,504 THAT'S IT, RANDY. I CAN'T GO ON. 1315 01:02:54,504 --> 01:02:55,906 DON'T GIVE UP, BABY. 1316 01:02:55,906 --> 01:02:57,307 WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF HERE. 1317 01:02:57,307 --> 01:02:59,910 WE'VE BEEN WALKING FOR THREE HOURS. 1318 01:02:59,910 --> 01:03:01,311 THERE'S NO WAY OUT! 1319 01:03:01,311 --> 01:03:04,915 NO, WE'RE CLOSE. I CAN SENSE IT. 1320 01:03:04,915 --> 01:03:07,918 YOU KNOW, I WAS A BOY SCOUT. 1321 01:03:07,918 --> 01:03:11,321 I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE SUN ALL AFTERNOON. 1322 01:03:11,321 --> 01:03:14,524 I'VE BEEN KEEPING THE MOUNTAIN ON OUR RIGHT 1323 01:03:14,524 --> 01:03:15,826 AND WALKING PERPENDICULAR 1324 01:03:15,826 --> 01:03:18,228 TO THE LINE OF THE SUN'S MOVEMENT. 1325 01:03:18,228 --> 01:03:20,230 WE'RE O.K., HONEY, TRUST ME. 1326 01:03:20,230 --> 01:03:23,834 THE ISLAND IS ONLY 7 MILES ACROSS 1327 01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:25,836 AT ITS WIDEST POINT. 1328 01:03:25,836 --> 01:03:30,841 EVEN IF WE HAD TO CROSS FROM SHORE TO SHORE, 1329 01:03:30,841 --> 01:03:34,444 THE LONGEST IT WOULD TAKE WOULD BE FOUR HOURS, 1330 01:03:34,444 --> 01:03:36,646 EVEN AT 2 MILES PER HOUR. 1331 01:03:36,646 --> 01:03:39,516 NO, WE'LL BE O.K. 1332 01:03:39,516 --> 01:03:41,285 I'M SURE OF IT. 1333 01:03:41,285 --> 01:03:43,153 DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING. 1334 01:03:44,221 --> 01:03:46,490 YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY, HONEY? 1335 01:03:46,490 --> 01:03:48,625 I LIKE IT OUT HERE. 1336 01:03:48,625 --> 01:03:50,560 IT'S PRIMAL, AND IT'S... 1337 01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:51,962 WELL, IT'S HONEST. 1338 01:03:51,962 --> 01:03:53,563 YOU DON'T SURVIVE THE JUNGLE 1339 01:03:53,563 --> 01:03:54,965 IN A TIE AND A SUIT. 1340 01:03:54,965 --> 01:03:57,968 YOU SURVIVE WITH PURE ANIMAL INSTINCT. 1341 01:03:57,968 --> 01:04:00,204 GOD, MY SENSES ARE ALIVE! 1342 01:04:00,204 --> 01:04:03,073 WHEN I'M OUT HERE, I ASK THE BIG QUESTIONS, 1343 01:04:03,073 --> 01:04:05,976 LIKE, IS IT MAN AGAINST NATURE 1344 01:04:05,976 --> 01:04:08,979 OR IS MAN IN HARMONY WITH NATURE? 1345 01:04:08,979 --> 01:04:10,380 THE LATTER, I THINK. 1346 01:04:10,380 --> 01:04:13,317 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? 1347 01:04:13,317 --> 01:04:14,318 AAAH! 1348 01:04:14,318 --> 01:04:16,786 IT'S A SNAKE! DON'T PANIC! 1349 01:04:16,786 --> 01:04:18,788 IT'S A BURMESE! 1350 01:04:18,788 --> 01:04:21,391 THEY'RE SWALLOWERS, NOT BITERS. 1351 01:04:21,391 --> 01:04:22,792 LINDA! 1352 01:04:22,792 --> 01:04:24,929 LINDA, AAH! 1353 01:04:27,797 --> 01:04:29,799 OH! OH! 1354 01:04:29,799 --> 01:04:32,002 AAH! 1355 01:04:34,271 --> 01:04:36,873 THEY'LL COME BACK IN LITTLE BOXES. 1356 01:04:36,873 --> 01:04:38,875 PANSY, DOUBLE. ANYTHING. 1357 01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:41,478 WE GOT A BIG PROBLEM. 1358 01:04:41,478 --> 01:04:43,480 DON'T TELL ME. 1359 01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:45,282 WE LOST A SAILBOARD. 1360 01:04:45,282 --> 01:04:49,486 SOMEONE TOOK IT OUT AND DIDN'T BRING IT BACK. 1361 01:04:49,486 --> 01:04:50,887 WHICH SOMEONE? 1362 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:52,889 NAMED BARRY. 1363 01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:54,891 WHERE IS HE? 1364 01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:57,294 HE DIDN'T COME BACK, NEITHER. 1365 01:04:57,294 --> 01:05:00,297 DESMOND SEE HIM GO WAY OUT! 1366 01:05:00,297 --> 01:05:03,900 THAT'S 10 PEOPLE LOST IN ONE DAY. 1367 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:05,902 WHAT IS THIS, 1368 01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:07,904 THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE? 1369 01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:10,307 SHOULDN'T WE CALL THE POLICE? 1370 01:05:10,307 --> 01:05:12,909 NO. THEY'LL BE CALLING ME. 1371 01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:16,513 WE'LL GET AS MANY BOATS AS POSSIBLE 1372 01:05:16,513 --> 01:05:18,048 TO LOOK FOR HIM. 1373 01:05:18,048 --> 01:05:20,050 TELL THE SURVIVORS-- I MEAN GUESTS-- 1374 01:05:20,050 --> 01:05:21,651 TO STAY IN THEIR ROOMS. 1375 01:05:21,651 --> 01:05:23,253 BIG STORM COMING. 1376 01:05:23,253 --> 01:05:24,054 I WILL. 1377 01:05:24,054 --> 01:05:25,655 NO PROBLEM. 1378 01:05:27,524 --> 01:05:30,260 [HORN BLOWS] 1379 01:05:35,065 --> 01:05:37,667 [SURFING MUSIC PLAYS] 1380 01:05:37,667 --> 01:05:39,403 HELP! 1381 01:05:39,403 --> 01:05:41,271 HELP! 1382 01:05:42,406 --> 01:05:43,640 HELP! 1383 01:05:49,679 --> 01:05:52,282 HELP ME, YOU SCHMUCKS! 1384 01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:06,296 SHH. WAIT, LISTEN. 1385 01:06:08,098 --> 01:06:09,699 IS THAT MUSIC? 1386 01:06:09,699 --> 01:06:11,101 YEAH. 1387 01:06:11,101 --> 01:06:12,702 THAT'S A BLENDER. 1388 01:06:12,702 --> 01:06:14,704 CIVILIZATION! LET'S GO! 1389 01:06:26,650 --> 01:06:28,718 HELLO. 1390 01:06:28,718 --> 01:06:31,121 WE'VE BEEN IN THE WOODS. 1391 01:06:31,121 --> 01:06:33,723 WE WALK INTO THE TAJ MAHAL, 1392 01:06:33,723 --> 01:06:35,725 AND I'M WEARING A TOWEL. 1393 01:06:42,132 --> 01:06:43,733 ANY LUCK? 1394 01:06:43,733 --> 01:06:45,135 NO. NOT A TRACE. 1395 01:06:45,135 --> 01:06:47,137 THEY CALLED OFF THE SEARCH. 1396 01:06:47,137 --> 01:06:51,141 5 MILES OUT, I THOUGHT I SAW A SHARK FLOSSING. 1397 01:06:51,141 --> 01:06:53,143 ANYTHING I CAN DO? 1398 01:06:53,143 --> 01:06:57,147 YOU EVER HEARD OF A CHINESE BASKET JOB? 1399 01:06:57,147 --> 01:06:59,149 IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 1400 01:06:59,149 --> 01:07:02,552 PHILADELPHIA, I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN YOUR ADVICE. 1401 01:07:02,552 --> 01:07:06,756 WHY DON'T I JUST GET THE HELL OUT? 1402 01:07:06,756 --> 01:07:09,159 WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO ERNEST? 1403 01:07:09,159 --> 01:07:11,161 YOU CAN'T LIE AROUND 1404 01:07:11,161 --> 01:07:13,163 AND PRETEND NOTHING'S WRONG. 1405 01:07:13,163 --> 01:07:15,565 NO MAN IS AN ISLAND, JACK. 1406 01:07:15,565 --> 01:07:18,768 WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? 1407 01:07:18,768 --> 01:07:21,771 NO MAN IS A WOMAN, EITHER. 1408 01:07:24,308 --> 01:07:26,510 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1409 01:07:27,911 --> 01:07:29,513 HELLO. 1410 01:07:30,914 --> 01:07:32,916 REALLY? THEY'RE SAFE! 1411 01:07:32,916 --> 01:07:34,918 THEY FOUND THEM 1412 01:07:34,918 --> 01:07:37,254 AT THE ROYAL SAINT NICHOLAS. 1413 01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:42,058 LET'S HIT THE BLACKJACK TABLES. 1414 01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:44,060 WE'LL HAVE A DRINK FIRST. 1415 01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:45,462 YOU GUYS GO. 1416 01:07:45,462 --> 01:07:48,198 ALL RIGHT! LET'S PARTY! 1417 01:07:48,198 --> 01:07:49,799 THANK YOU. 1418 01:07:49,799 --> 01:07:52,202 I GUESS MY LUCK HAS CHANGED. 1419 01:07:52,202 --> 01:07:55,071 I DON'T THINK SO. 1420 01:07:55,071 --> 01:07:58,074 WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO? 1421 01:07:58,074 --> 01:08:01,077 I ALMOST SENT YOUR NAME TO RIPLEY'S. 1422 01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:03,079 SOMEBODY STOLE OUR CLOTHES. 1423 01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:05,081 IT WAS FRUIT CITY. 1424 01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:08,084 THE BUS LEAVES IN FIVE MINUTES. 1425 01:08:08,084 --> 01:08:09,486 BE ON IT, 1426 01:08:09,486 --> 01:08:13,223 OR I'M SENDING THOSE PICTURES OF YOU EATING PORK. 1427 01:08:13,223 --> 01:08:15,425 I'LL ROUND UP THE STRAYS. 1428 01:08:17,026 --> 01:08:19,429 COME ON, BABY! KISS IT. 1429 01:08:20,830 --> 01:08:21,831 COME ON! 1430 01:08:21,831 --> 01:08:24,434 MAMA FEELS GOOD TONIGHT! 1431 01:08:24,434 --> 01:08:25,835 NUMBER! 1432 01:08:25,835 --> 01:08:26,836 OH! 1433 01:08:26,836 --> 01:08:28,238 2, CRAPS. 1434 01:08:28,238 --> 01:08:30,840 HONEY, THAT'S OVER $1,000 ALREADY! 1435 01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:32,242 IT'S TIME TO QUIT. 1436 01:08:32,242 --> 01:08:34,644 I WANT TO GET TO A PLACE 1437 01:08:34,644 --> 01:08:36,646 WHERE I DON'T CARE ABOUT MONEY. 1438 01:08:36,646 --> 01:08:38,848 I WANT YOU TO GET THERE WITH ME. 1439 01:08:38,848 --> 01:08:40,850 COME ON, RED DEVIL! 1440 01:08:40,850 --> 01:08:41,851 YEAH! 1441 01:08:42,852 --> 01:08:43,853 OH! 1442 01:08:43,853 --> 01:08:44,854 2, CRAPS. 1443 01:08:44,854 --> 01:08:46,856 OPEN UP A LINE OF CREDIT. 1444 01:08:46,856 --> 01:08:48,258 NO, THAT'S IT! 1445 01:08:48,258 --> 01:08:50,260 YOU'RE QUITTING WHILE YOU'RE DOWN? 1446 01:08:50,260 --> 01:08:51,661 YOU'RE A PLASTIC SURGEON. 1447 01:08:51,661 --> 01:08:54,264 SHAVE SOME SCHNOZES, AND YOU CAN RETIRE. 1448 01:08:54,264 --> 01:08:57,267 LISTEN, DOC, LET HER HAVE SOME FUN. 1449 01:08:57,267 --> 01:08:59,269 BUY WOMEN ANYTHING THEY WANT, 1450 01:08:59,269 --> 01:09:01,271 AGREE WITH THEM, MAKE THEM HAPPY, 1451 01:09:01,271 --> 01:09:03,273 AND JUMP 'EM WHEN THEY'RE NOT LOOKING. 1452 01:09:03,273 --> 01:09:05,275 YOU CALL THAT A PHILOSOPHY? 1453 01:09:05,275 --> 01:09:06,876 LADY LUCK TOOK A HIKE. 1454 01:09:06,876 --> 01:09:08,278 YOU READY TO GO HOME? 1455 01:09:08,278 --> 01:09:10,280 NO. WE'RE STAYING HERE THE REST OF THE WEEK. 1456 01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:12,282 YOU'LL BE PAYING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 1457 01:09:12,282 --> 01:09:15,885 HONEY, GET ME $1,000 WORTH OF CHIPS. 1458 01:09:15,885 --> 01:09:16,886 THAT'S IT! 1459 01:09:16,886 --> 01:09:17,887 COME ON! 1460 01:09:17,887 --> 01:09:19,623 SNAKE EYES! 1461 01:09:19,623 --> 01:09:21,090 SO, THE FIREMAN. 1462 01:09:21,090 --> 01:09:23,092 SO, THE MIDDLEMAN. 1463 01:09:23,092 --> 01:09:25,094 WHAT A BUSINESS, HUH? 1464 01:09:25,094 --> 01:09:27,897 PEOPLE ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS. 1465 01:09:27,897 --> 01:09:28,965 PEOPLE ARE ALL RIGHT. 1466 01:09:28,965 --> 01:09:30,900 IT'S THE BUSINESS I CAN'T STAND. 1467 01:09:30,900 --> 01:09:33,169 YOU'RE A SMART GUY. 1468 01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:35,305 WHY KNOCK YOUR BRAINS OUT 1469 01:09:35,305 --> 01:09:37,307 IN A SHITHOLE LIKE THAT? 1470 01:09:37,307 --> 01:09:40,910 LET SOMEBODY PUT A REAL HOTEL THERE. 1471 01:09:40,910 --> 01:09:43,713 I'D SEE TO IT YOU GOT OUT 1472 01:09:43,713 --> 01:09:46,916 WITH A LITTLE MONEY IN YOUR POCKET. 1473 01:09:46,916 --> 01:09:48,518 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1474 01:09:52,922 --> 01:09:54,324 HIT ME. 1475 01:09:54,324 --> 01:09:55,925 YOU'LL HIT AN 18? 1476 01:09:57,694 --> 01:09:59,195 21! 1477 01:10:00,063 --> 01:10:02,065 YOU'RE A LITTLE CRAZY. 1478 01:10:02,065 --> 01:10:04,067 I LIKE THAT. KEEP PLAYING. 1479 01:10:04,067 --> 01:10:07,237 I'M CRAZY, BUT I'M NOT STUPID. 1480 01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:08,805 THANKS FOR THE OFFER. 1481 01:10:11,341 --> 01:10:13,943 YOU'RE FIRED. YOUR LUCK IS ROTTEN. 1482 01:10:13,943 --> 01:10:14,944 FIRED? 1483 01:10:14,944 --> 01:10:16,946 NAW, YOU'RE NOT FIRED. 1484 01:10:16,946 --> 01:10:19,082 THANK YOU, SIR. 1485 01:10:19,082 --> 01:10:22,352 NO, YOU'RE FIRED. GET OUT OF HERE! 1486 01:10:22,352 --> 01:10:24,354 CAN I GET YOU A DRINK 1487 01:10:24,354 --> 01:10:27,424 WHILE YOU'RE WAITING FOR A NEW DEALER? 1488 01:10:28,358 --> 01:10:31,495 * MOTHER COUNTRY, MOTHER COUNTRY * 1489 01:10:31,495 --> 01:10:35,365 * WE HAVE BEEN TOLD * 1490 01:10:35,365 --> 01:10:38,368 * THAT IT'S ENGLAND, FRANCE, GERMANY * 1491 01:10:38,368 --> 01:10:39,503 * PORTUGAL * 1492 01:10:39,503 --> 01:10:41,971 * SINCE THE DAYS OF OLD * 1493 01:10:41,971 --> 01:10:43,373 * BUT I KNOW * 1494 01:10:43,373 --> 01:10:47,477 * THAT LIFE COULD NOT START IN A REFRIGERATOR * 1495 01:10:47,477 --> 01:10:50,747 * IT HAD TO BE IN AN INCUBATOR * 1496 01:10:50,747 --> 01:10:54,784 * SO MARK I WORDS, MARK THESE WORDS * 1497 01:10:54,784 --> 01:10:58,988 * FOR I AND I COULD NEVER BE THE THIRD * 1498 01:10:58,988 --> 01:11:02,859 * THIRD WORLD PEOPLE * 1499 01:11:02,859 --> 01:11:07,196 * REMEMBER WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM * 1500 01:11:07,196 --> 01:11:11,200 * THIRD WORLD PEOPLE * 1501 01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:14,504 * KNOW WHERE YOU BELONG * 1502 01:11:14,504 --> 01:11:17,807 * FATHER COUNTRY, OH, FATHER COUNTRY * 1503 01:11:17,807 --> 01:11:21,077 * I BEEN TOLD TIME AND TIME AGAIN * 1504 01:11:21,077 --> 01:11:24,414 * THAT IT'S AMERICA, FRANCE, GERMANY... ** 1505 01:11:24,414 --> 01:11:27,016 EXCUSE ME FOR ONE SECOND. 1506 01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:30,019 DOC! 1507 01:11:30,019 --> 01:11:32,422 DO ME A BIG FAVOR. 1508 01:11:32,422 --> 01:11:35,325 I GOT TWO CHICKS OVER THERE 1509 01:11:35,325 --> 01:11:37,494 THAT ARE HOT TO TROT. 1510 01:11:37,494 --> 01:11:39,429 I CAN'T FIND BARRY. 1511 01:11:39,429 --> 01:11:41,431 CAN YOU JOIN US? 1512 01:11:41,431 --> 01:11:44,434 ARE YOU INSANE? I'M A MARRIED MAN. 1513 01:11:44,434 --> 01:11:46,770 YEAH. NICE MARRIAGE. 1514 01:11:46,770 --> 01:11:50,440 LOOK, YOU JUST HAVE TO TALK TO THEM. 1515 01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:53,042 THEY LOVE ME. 1516 01:11:53,042 --> 01:11:55,044 WE'LL DANCE, HAVE FUN. 1517 01:11:55,044 --> 01:11:57,046 I'LL GET SOME WEED. 1518 01:11:57,046 --> 01:11:59,048 THIS IS THE NIGHT! 1519 01:11:59,048 --> 01:12:00,850 JUST KEEP THEM OCCUPIED. 1520 01:12:00,850 --> 01:12:03,620 GO, GO, GO! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1521 01:12:05,655 --> 01:12:08,858 BARRY! 1522 01:12:08,858 --> 01:12:10,226 AH! 1523 01:12:10,226 --> 01:12:12,195 WHO'S THERE? 1524 01:12:12,195 --> 01:12:14,798 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 1525 01:12:22,772 --> 01:12:24,741 OH, MY GOD. 1526 01:12:26,142 --> 01:12:28,111 WE SCORED! 1527 01:12:29,713 --> 01:12:31,481 WE SCORED! 1528 01:12:31,481 --> 01:12:33,450 THE SCORE... 1529 01:12:33,450 --> 01:12:36,052 OF THE CENTURY. 1530 01:12:36,052 --> 01:12:37,654 OH! 1531 01:12:39,155 --> 01:12:40,557 OH! 1532 01:12:40,557 --> 01:12:42,759 THERE'S SO MUCH! 1533 01:12:44,561 --> 01:12:46,563 THERE'S TOO MUCH. 1534 01:12:46,563 --> 01:12:49,165 THIS IS THE WRONG BAG. 1535 01:12:49,165 --> 01:12:50,967 THIS IS A MISTAKE. 1536 01:12:50,967 --> 01:12:56,272 IT'S GOING TO TAKE 20 YEARS TO SMOKE THIS STUFF. 1537 01:12:56,272 --> 01:13:00,209 I'M GOING TO GET 20 YEARS FOR THIS. 1538 01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:02,812 20 YEARS FOR A MISTAKE. 1539 01:13:07,817 --> 01:13:09,218 PLEASE. 1540 01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:11,020 YES, I'LL HOLD. 1541 01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:12,489 ANYTHING? 1542 01:13:12,489 --> 01:13:16,092 IT'S A LONG SHOT, BUT I'M TRYING. 1543 01:13:16,092 --> 01:13:17,894 MR. GUNDY! 1544 01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:21,631 WHEN YOU THREATEN SOMEBODY, YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME. 1545 01:13:21,631 --> 01:13:23,299 ENOUGH INSULTS. 1546 01:13:23,299 --> 01:13:26,235 YOU HAVE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME 1547 01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:27,637 TO CONSIDER MY OFFER. 1548 01:13:27,637 --> 01:13:29,439 I WANT AN ANSWER. 1549 01:13:29,439 --> 01:13:31,841 ARE YOU READY TO SELL? 1550 01:13:33,242 --> 01:13:35,244 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 1551 01:13:35,244 --> 01:13:37,046 IT WASN'T MUCH OF AN OFFER. 1552 01:13:37,046 --> 01:13:39,649 WE'VE BEEN TOO BUSY TO THINK ABOUT IT. 1553 01:13:39,649 --> 01:13:41,117 WE NEED MORE TIME. 1554 01:13:41,117 --> 01:13:42,586 LIKE MAYBE A YEAR. 1555 01:13:43,853 --> 01:13:45,254 NO. 1556 01:13:45,254 --> 01:13:47,457 YOUR TIME HAS COME. 1557 01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:57,066 * THE SOUTH AFRICAN PLAN IS * 1558 01:13:57,066 --> 01:14:00,504 * NO TEA, NO COFFEE, NO DAY * 1559 01:14:00,504 --> 01:14:02,472 * NO WAY * 1560 01:14:03,673 --> 01:14:05,475 * GO AWAY * 1561 01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:07,310 * WHAT THE PLAN... ** 1562 01:14:07,310 --> 01:14:09,479 TAKE THEM! 1563 01:14:11,581 --> 01:14:13,583 I'LL REASON WITH THEM. 1564 01:14:13,583 --> 01:14:15,184 THEY'VE GOT GUNS! 1565 01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:18,888 THEY DO HAVE GUNS. 1566 01:14:18,888 --> 01:14:20,289 LOVE YOU. 1567 01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:22,892 LET'S HAVE A CONFERENCE OUTSIDE. 1568 01:14:23,827 --> 01:14:26,563 * OH, ISLAND IN THE SUN * 1569 01:14:26,563 --> 01:14:30,500 * WILLED TO ME BY MY FATHER'S HAND ** 1570 01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:33,236 THIS WAY! 1571 01:14:33,236 --> 01:14:34,237 THIS WAY, THIS WAY! 1572 01:14:34,237 --> 01:14:35,505 HERE! 1573 01:14:40,510 --> 01:14:41,778 JACK! 1574 01:14:46,783 --> 01:14:48,918 DO YOU BELIEVE THIS? 1575 01:14:51,921 --> 01:14:53,322 [GUNSHOTS] 1576 01:14:53,322 --> 01:14:54,924 OH! 1577 01:15:00,396 --> 01:15:01,931 OH! 1578 01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:12,542 [THUNDER] 1579 01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:16,546 OH! 1580 01:15:25,755 --> 01:15:27,757 OH, THIS IS NICE. 1581 01:15:27,757 --> 01:15:30,359 KIND OF A HARVEST MOTIF. 1582 01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:33,362 YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE. 1583 01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:35,364 WHAT WILL YOU DO? 1584 01:15:35,364 --> 01:15:37,601 FRIENDS WILL HELP ME. 1585 01:15:37,601 --> 01:15:41,204 THERE'S A SICKNESS IN THIS PLACE. 1586 01:15:41,204 --> 01:15:42,972 IT'S TIME TO OPERATE. 1587 01:15:42,972 --> 01:15:45,208 YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 1588 01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:47,210 OUT OF MY WAY. 1589 01:15:47,210 --> 01:15:50,947 I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU. 1590 01:15:50,947 --> 01:15:52,348 GOOD LUCK. 1591 01:15:52,348 --> 01:15:53,750 JUST COOL, JACK. 1592 01:15:53,750 --> 01:15:56,853 "JUST COOL, JACK." 1593 01:15:56,853 --> 01:15:59,122 SURE, GO START A REVOLUTION! 1594 01:15:59,122 --> 01:16:02,726 IT WON'T LOOK GOOD ON YOUR RESUME! 1595 01:16:02,726 --> 01:16:04,728 WE'RE FINISHED AS PARTNERS! 1596 01:16:04,728 --> 01:16:07,931 I'M GOING BACK TO CHICAGO, WHERE IT'S SAFE. 1597 01:16:08,998 --> 01:16:10,399 HELP! 1598 01:16:10,399 --> 01:16:12,401 HELP! 1599 01:16:12,401 --> 01:16:15,872 ANYBODY, HELP ME! 1600 01:16:25,715 --> 01:16:30,119 THE OWNER OF CLUB PARADISE IS DYING TO SELL. 1601 01:16:30,119 --> 01:16:33,222 WE WERE EXPECTING SIGNED DOCUMENTS THIS MORNING. 1602 01:16:33,222 --> 01:16:34,357 LET'S FACE IT, HEINZ. 1603 01:16:34,357 --> 01:16:36,359 WE'RE NOT IN SWITZERLAND. 1604 01:16:36,359 --> 01:16:38,762 YOU CAN'T EVEN GET CARBON PAPER 1605 01:16:38,762 --> 01:16:41,030 THAT HASN'T BEEN USED 100 TIMES ALREADY. 1606 01:16:41,030 --> 01:16:44,233 BUT WE ARE CLOSE. VERY, VERY CLOSE. 1607 01:16:44,233 --> 01:16:46,202 VERY, VERY CLOSE. 1608 01:16:46,202 --> 01:16:48,104 EXCELLENT. 1609 01:16:48,104 --> 01:16:50,740 NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME-- 1610 01:16:50,740 --> 01:16:54,610 I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY, BUT BEFORE YOU GO, 1611 01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:56,746 I HAVE A SURPRISE. 1612 01:16:56,746 --> 01:16:59,615 BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN SO COOPERATIVE, 1613 01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:01,885 WE HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY 1614 01:17:01,885 --> 01:17:05,889 OF DESIGNING A NEW RESIDENCE FOR YOU. 1615 01:17:05,889 --> 01:17:09,693 HE'S GOT A HEART LIKE DUMBO! 1616 01:17:10,660 --> 01:17:12,628 DUMBO THE ELEPHANT, WITH THE BIG EARS. 1617 01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:14,030 WELL, LIKE HIM-- 1618 01:17:14,030 --> 01:17:16,232 NOT THE EARS, THE HEART. 1619 01:17:16,232 --> 01:17:18,134 FORGET IT. 1620 01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:20,136 SOL, LET'S GO. 1621 01:17:20,136 --> 01:17:21,738 THANK YOU. 1622 01:17:25,675 --> 01:17:27,777 SOL, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1623 01:17:27,777 --> 01:17:29,779 I GOT NO WAITERS, 1624 01:17:29,779 --> 01:17:31,781 NO MAIL, NO ELECTRICITY! 1625 01:17:31,781 --> 01:17:33,783 YOU GOT A GENERAL STRIKE. 1626 01:17:33,783 --> 01:17:36,119 I WILL CRUSH ERNEST REED! 1627 01:17:36,119 --> 01:17:38,922 O.K., O.K. YOU WANT A STROKE? 1628 01:17:38,922 --> 01:17:40,523 A STROKE IS THIS. 1629 01:17:40,523 --> 01:17:43,927 SLOW DOWN AND FIGURE THIS OUT. 1630 01:17:43,927 --> 01:17:45,929 GO AFTER REED IF YOU HAVE TO, 1631 01:17:45,929 --> 01:17:47,931 BUT FIRST SETTLE THIS STRIKE. 1632 01:17:47,931 --> 01:17:50,934 RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE TO $1.00 A DAY. 1633 01:17:50,934 --> 01:17:54,537 IT'S ONLY FAIR. GIVE A MAN SOME DIGNITY! 1634 01:17:54,537 --> 01:17:56,539 BUT DO SOMETHING, SOL. 1635 01:17:56,539 --> 01:17:58,541 I GOT 150 POUNDS OF LOBSTER 1636 01:17:58,541 --> 01:17:59,943 MELTING IN MY FREEZER. 1637 01:17:59,943 --> 01:18:03,146 I WILL EAT HIS BONES! 1638 01:18:03,146 --> 01:18:04,380 OOH. 1639 01:18:06,950 --> 01:18:10,553 WHERE'S THE EGGS AND THE BACON THAT'S USUALLY HERE? 1640 01:18:10,553 --> 01:18:11,955 RANDY, WHERE'S MY BRAN? 1641 01:18:11,955 --> 01:18:13,957 I CAN'T GO WITHOUT FIBER. 1642 01:18:13,957 --> 01:18:17,693 WE'RE NOT PAYING $100 A DAY FOR RICE KRISPIES! 1643 01:18:17,693 --> 01:18:19,963 HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF THE STAFF? 1644 01:18:19,963 --> 01:18:22,966 THERE'S NO TOWELS OR TOILET PAPER. 1645 01:18:22,966 --> 01:18:24,567 CALL HOUSEKEEPING. 1646 01:18:24,567 --> 01:18:26,102 WE HAVE NO PHONE. 1647 01:18:26,102 --> 01:18:28,872 GOOD MORNING! ANYBODY HUNGRY? 1648 01:18:28,872 --> 01:18:30,940 WHERE'S BREAKFAST? 1649 01:18:30,940 --> 01:18:32,942 WE GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL-- 1650 01:18:32,942 --> 01:18:34,944 BREAKFAST JUMP UP! 1651 01:18:34,944 --> 01:18:37,113 WHAT'S BREAKFAST JUMP UP? 1652 01:18:37,113 --> 01:18:41,918 WHEN YOU JUMP UP AND MAKE YOUR OWN BREAKFAST. 1653 01:18:58,334 --> 01:18:59,335 [COUGH] 1654 01:19:04,473 --> 01:19:06,075 I'M ALIVE! 1655 01:19:07,476 --> 01:19:08,878 I'M ALIVE! 1656 01:19:08,878 --> 01:19:10,880 I MADE IT! I'M ALIVE! 1657 01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:13,983 HA HA HA HA! 1658 01:19:15,384 --> 01:19:17,353 I MADE IT! 1659 01:19:19,155 --> 01:19:22,725 O.K., STAY COOL, STAY COOL, STAY COOL. 1660 01:19:22,725 --> 01:19:26,695 I GOT TO FIGURE OUT WHERE I AM. 1661 01:19:26,695 --> 01:19:30,066 FIGURE 16, 18 HOURS OUT THERE, MAYBE. 1662 01:19:30,066 --> 01:19:32,635 FIGURE 10 MILES AN HOUR... 1663 01:19:32,635 --> 01:19:34,037 OR KNOTS. 1664 01:19:34,037 --> 01:19:39,608 ALLOW FOR THE GULF STREAM, FIGURE IN A HEAD WIND, 1665 01:19:39,608 --> 01:19:43,579 THAT PUTS ME... I HAVE NO IDEA. 1666 01:19:43,579 --> 01:19:45,514 STAY COOL, STAY COOL! 1667 01:19:45,514 --> 01:19:48,151 GOT TO THINK CLEAR NOW. 1668 01:19:48,151 --> 01:19:52,121 FIRST THING I DO IS BUILD A HOUSE. 1669 01:19:53,556 --> 01:19:56,492 PEOPLE OF SAINT NICHOLAS! 1670 01:19:56,492 --> 01:20:01,931 TODAY IS A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMOUSITY, 1671 01:20:01,931 --> 01:20:04,433 A DAY THAT ERNEST REED 1672 01:20:04,433 --> 01:20:07,904 AND HIS SUBVERSIVE AMERICAN COMRADE JACK MONIKER 1673 01:20:07,904 --> 01:20:11,440 ARE THREATENING THE PEACE AND PROSPERITY 1674 01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:16,846 OF THIS, OUR ANCESTRAL IF NOT NATIVE HOME! 1675 01:20:16,846 --> 01:20:19,949 [SHOUTING] 1676 01:20:19,949 --> 01:20:26,055 I THEREFORE DECLARE A NATIONAL STATE OF EMERGENCY. 1677 01:20:26,055 --> 01:20:32,962 I IMPOSE MARTIAL LAW, AND I ORDER ALL MEMBERS 1678 01:20:32,962 --> 01:20:39,468 OF THE NATIONAL DEFENSE RESERVE ARMY GUARD 1679 01:20:39,468 --> 01:20:44,107 TO REPORT IMMEDIATELY FOR ACTIVE DUTY! 1680 01:20:44,107 --> 01:20:46,109 I HAVE TO CALL SOMEBODY. 1681 01:20:46,109 --> 01:20:48,111 DON'T GO STARTING ANY VILE RUMORS! 1682 01:20:48,111 --> 01:20:49,445 LET ME START THEM! 1683 01:20:54,050 --> 01:20:56,519 IT'S NOT A REVOLUTION. 1684 01:20:56,519 --> 01:21:00,356 IT'S A BUNCH OF FARMERS WITH RAKES AND SHOVELS. 1685 01:21:00,356 --> 01:21:04,560 THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THE CAYMAN ISLANDS. 1686 01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:06,963 YOU CAN DO BUSINESS THERE. 1687 01:21:06,963 --> 01:21:10,133 WE COULD DO REAL DAMAGE THERE. 1688 01:21:10,133 --> 01:21:13,536 TRANSFER ME TO THE CAYMAN ISLANDS. 1689 01:21:14,737 --> 01:21:16,772 GOOD GRACIOUS, IT'S THE FIREMAN. 1690 01:21:16,772 --> 01:21:18,374 I THOUGHT YOU'D GONE. 1691 01:21:18,374 --> 01:21:21,144 PEOPLE ARE SO QUICK TO FLEE THESE DAYS. 1692 01:21:21,144 --> 01:21:23,546 FIRST HINT OF A WAR, THEY START RUNNING. 1693 01:21:23,546 --> 01:21:26,749 I WAS CERTAIN YOU'D BE BACK IN MINNESOTA. 1694 01:21:26,749 --> 01:21:28,151 I CAN'T LEAVE HERE. 1695 01:21:28,151 --> 01:21:29,752 I'M SUPPORTING THOUSANDS OF MOSQUITOES. 1696 01:21:29,752 --> 01:21:30,753 THIS IS PARADISE. 1697 01:21:30,753 --> 01:21:31,854 KEEP LOOKING. 1698 01:21:31,854 --> 01:21:34,157 YOU'LL NEVER FIND IT IN THIS WORLD. 1699 01:21:34,157 --> 01:21:35,824 WHAT'S YOUR IDEA OF PARADISE? 1700 01:21:35,824 --> 01:21:39,162 AN EXPENSIVE HOTEL SUITE IN NEW YORK 1701 01:21:39,162 --> 01:21:42,065 WITH TWO HOPELESSLY DEPRAVED YOUNG WOMEN. 1702 01:21:42,065 --> 01:21:45,334 I'M EXPECTING AN ARMY AT THE CLUB. 1703 01:21:45,334 --> 01:21:48,404 YOU FIREMEN ARE ALL THE SAME. 1704 01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:51,941 YOU DRIVE FAST, THROW WATER ON THINGS, 1705 01:21:51,941 --> 01:21:54,010 AND LEAVE A MESS. 1706 01:21:54,010 --> 01:21:56,946 YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR 15 YEARS, 1707 01:21:56,946 --> 01:21:58,948 SAYING, "IT DOESN'T MATTER." 1708 01:21:58,948 --> 01:22:00,950 WELL, IT DOES MATTER. 1709 01:22:00,950 --> 01:22:04,353 MY PARTNER'S ABOUT TO START A REVOLUTION, 1710 01:22:04,353 --> 01:22:08,958 AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET HURT 1711 01:22:08,958 --> 01:22:10,994 UNLESS WE DO SOMETHING. 1712 01:22:10,994 --> 01:22:12,962 IF THIS ISLAND GOES UP, 1713 01:22:12,962 --> 01:22:14,230 THEN TOMORROW, ANOTHER ONE. 1714 01:22:14,230 --> 01:22:16,365 THEN THE AMERICANS AND RUSSIANS GET NERVOUS, 1715 01:22:16,365 --> 01:22:18,968 THEN SOME OLD FART PUSHES THE BUTTON, 1716 01:22:18,968 --> 01:22:20,970 AND HEY! THERE GOES CLEVELAND 1717 01:22:20,970 --> 01:22:22,972 IN A BLINDING WHITE FLASH. 1718 01:22:22,972 --> 01:22:25,774 I DON'T WANT THAT ON MY CONSCIENCE. 1719 01:22:25,774 --> 01:22:27,810 RIGHT! 1720 01:22:27,810 --> 01:22:29,412 YOU START THE WAR, 1721 01:22:29,412 --> 01:22:31,380 I'LL BRING THE NUCLEAR WEAPONS. 1722 01:22:31,380 --> 01:22:33,382 BE CAREFUL OF THE SOLDIERS. 1723 01:22:33,382 --> 01:22:35,584 THEY'LL SHOOT YOU ON SIGHT. 1724 01:22:35,584 --> 01:22:36,986 I'LL TAKE AN UMBRELLA. 1725 01:22:36,986 --> 01:22:38,187 YOUR GRACE. 1726 01:22:41,524 --> 01:22:45,394 * YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN * 1727 01:22:45,394 --> 01:22:49,999 * NO, YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN * 1728 01:22:49,999 --> 01:22:54,403 * YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN * 1729 01:22:54,403 --> 01:22:58,407 * WELL, YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN * 1730 01:22:58,407 --> 01:23:03,012 * WELL, NOW, YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN ** 1731 01:23:03,012 --> 01:23:05,014 YOU GOT TO GO AWAY. 1732 01:23:05,014 --> 01:23:07,016 WHAT KIND OF WELCOME IS THAT? 1733 01:23:07,016 --> 01:23:09,018 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1734 01:23:09,018 --> 01:23:11,620 I'M GOING TO PUT OUT A FIRE. 1735 01:23:14,057 --> 01:23:16,025 MORNING, EVERYONE. 1736 01:23:16,025 --> 01:23:17,426 ONE BRIEF ANNOUNCEMENT. 1737 01:23:17,426 --> 01:23:19,028 GATHER ALL YOUR POSSESSIONS 1738 01:23:19,028 --> 01:23:21,130 AND MEET ME ON THE BEACH IN FIVE MINUTES. 1739 01:23:21,130 --> 01:23:22,431 NO NEED TO PANIC. 1740 01:23:22,431 --> 01:23:26,669 IT'S JUST IN CASE THERE'S A CIVIL WAR TODAY. 1741 01:23:29,572 --> 01:23:31,407 REBELS! 1742 01:23:31,407 --> 01:23:33,876 NO. COME ON. THEY'RE NOT REBELS! 1743 01:23:33,876 --> 01:23:37,012 JUST A LOCAL ROTC DRILL TEAM. 1744 01:23:38,414 --> 01:23:40,449 YOUR PEOPLE HAD BETTER GET OUT. 1745 01:23:40,449 --> 01:23:42,451 YOU'RE MY PEOPLE. PHILLIPA'S MY PEOPLE. 1746 01:23:42,451 --> 01:23:43,652 LET'S ALL GET OUT! 1747 01:23:43,652 --> 01:23:45,054 THERE'S NO OTHER WAY. 1748 01:23:45,054 --> 01:23:47,056 WHAT ABOUT A LIVE TELEVISED DEBATE? 1749 01:23:47,056 --> 01:23:48,657 WE HAVE NO TV. 1750 01:23:51,860 --> 01:23:55,464 RATTAN WILL MAKE A GREAT BULLETPROOF BARRICADE. 1751 01:23:55,464 --> 01:23:58,667 WHY DON'T YOU JUST BUILD A WICKER TANK? 1752 01:24:21,224 --> 01:24:23,392 * LEFT TURN * 1753 01:24:27,096 --> 01:24:29,098 * QUICK MARCH * 1754 01:24:29,098 --> 01:24:30,633 * LEFT, RIGHT * 1755 01:24:30,633 --> 01:24:32,034 * LEFT, RIGHT * 1756 01:24:32,034 --> 01:24:33,202 * LEFT, RIGHT * 1757 01:24:33,202 --> 01:24:34,603 * LEFT, RIGHT * 1758 01:24:34,603 --> 01:24:37,540 * I SAID TO LIFT YOUR FOOT AND PUT THEM DOWN * 1759 01:24:37,540 --> 01:24:40,476 * SAID LIFT YOUR FOOT AND PUT THEM DOWN * 1760 01:24:40,476 --> 01:24:43,746 * THEM GOVERNMENT SHOES IS NOT YOUR OWN * 1761 01:24:43,746 --> 01:24:45,248 * LEFT, RIGHT * 1762 01:24:45,248 --> 01:24:46,315 * LEFT, RIGHT * 1763 01:24:46,315 --> 01:24:48,684 * LEFT, RIGHT * 1764 01:24:48,684 --> 01:24:50,819 STOP RIGHT THERE! 1765 01:24:50,819 --> 01:24:52,721 I'M GOING TO GET THIS! 1766 01:24:52,721 --> 01:24:54,257 * HE COME, HE COME * 1767 01:24:54,257 --> 01:24:55,691 * THE SOLDIER A-COME * 1768 01:24:55,691 --> 01:25:00,129 * THE MILITIA, THEY POP-POP WITH A FIRE IN GUN * 1769 01:25:00,129 --> 01:25:02,265 WHAT THE HELL! 1770 01:25:02,265 --> 01:25:04,867 MOVE IT! GET YOUR-- 1771 01:25:04,867 --> 01:25:06,135 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! 1772 01:25:06,135 --> 01:25:08,737 * HEY, MON, THE SOLDIER TAKE OVER ** 1773 01:25:13,742 --> 01:25:14,743 BARRY! 1774 01:25:14,743 --> 01:25:17,413 BARRY! I SCORED! 1775 01:25:17,413 --> 01:25:30,759 [LOVE IS A MANY SPLENDORED THING PLAYING] 1776 01:25:39,001 --> 01:25:40,769 AH! NICE OUTFIT. 1777 01:25:40,769 --> 01:25:42,771 YOU DIDN'T BRING THIS. 1778 01:25:42,771 --> 01:25:44,173 IS IT COTTON? 1779 01:25:44,173 --> 01:25:45,308 HOPSACK. 1780 01:25:45,308 --> 01:25:47,776 THAT'S COOL FOR THIS CLIMATE. 1781 01:25:47,776 --> 01:25:49,178 [GUNSHOT] 1782 01:25:49,178 --> 01:25:50,613 LET'S GO! 1783 01:25:51,514 --> 01:25:54,183 HOLD IT, MR. GUNDY. I GOT YOU COVERED. 1784 01:25:54,183 --> 01:25:55,918 YOU'RE ON MY PROPERTY. 1785 01:25:55,918 --> 01:25:57,253 YOU MOVE, AND I'LL SHOOT. 1786 01:25:57,253 --> 01:25:59,588 HOLD IT, MR. ISLAND JACK. 1787 01:25:59,588 --> 01:26:02,491 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 1788 01:26:02,491 --> 01:26:06,695 LISTEN, I'M TRYING TO STOP A WAR, O.K.? 1789 01:26:06,695 --> 01:26:08,697 GIVE ME A BREAK. 1790 01:26:08,697 --> 01:26:10,132 RIGHT ON. 1791 01:26:10,132 --> 01:26:11,834 FIRE! 1792 01:26:11,834 --> 01:26:12,935 [GUNSHOT] 1793 01:26:22,278 --> 01:26:25,348 LIMBO TIME! HOW LOW CAN YOU GO? 1794 01:26:25,348 --> 01:26:26,982 GO, GO, GO! 1795 01:26:26,982 --> 01:26:30,719 [CALYPSO MUSIC PLAYING] 1796 01:26:51,307 --> 01:26:53,909 HUH! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1797 01:27:05,854 --> 01:27:07,456 SHIT! 1798 01:27:15,264 --> 01:27:16,465 WHAT IS THIS? 1799 01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:19,868 A SCHOOLYARD RECESS? 1800 01:27:19,868 --> 01:27:22,004 GET UP! UP, UP! 1801 01:27:22,004 --> 01:27:24,440 ONWARD, TROOPS. GO ON! 1802 01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:27,343 LET'S GO! GO! GET THEM! 1803 01:27:37,152 --> 01:27:39,355 GO, JACK! RUN! 1804 01:27:48,163 --> 01:27:50,566 SURRENDER ERNEST REED, 1805 01:27:50,566 --> 01:27:54,036 AND YOU WILL ALL BE RELEASED UNHARMED! 1806 01:27:58,974 --> 01:28:01,444 HE'S NOT HERE. 1807 01:28:02,345 --> 01:28:04,313 KILL THEM ALL! 1808 01:28:04,313 --> 01:28:05,948 [WOMAN SOBS] 1809 01:28:05,948 --> 01:28:07,450 NO PRISONERS! 1810 01:28:07,450 --> 01:28:09,852 I DON'T WANT TO DIE! 1811 01:28:09,852 --> 01:28:11,387 RANDY-- 1812 01:28:11,387 --> 01:28:12,988 SHUT UP. 1813 01:28:16,459 --> 01:28:18,527 LOOK! LOOK, MON! 1814 01:28:25,233 --> 01:28:27,736 * WAI-O, WAI-O * 1815 01:28:27,736 --> 01:28:30,439 * THE LION AWAKES AGAIN * 1816 01:28:30,439 --> 01:28:33,476 * WAI-O, WAI-O * 1817 01:28:33,476 --> 01:28:36,211 * THE LION AWAKES AGAIN * 1818 01:28:36,211 --> 01:28:39,281 * WAI-O, WAI-O... * 1819 01:28:39,281 --> 01:28:42,250 OH, YOUR GRACE! HA HA! 1820 01:28:42,250 --> 01:28:43,686 * LOOK OUT THE WAY * 1821 01:28:43,686 --> 01:28:44,920 * GET OUT THE WAY * 1822 01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:47,390 * DON'T YOU STAND UP IN HIS WAY * 1823 01:28:47,390 --> 01:28:51,059 * HERE IN THE JUNGLE * 1824 01:28:51,059 --> 01:28:53,496 * THE LION MUST ARISE * 1825 01:28:53,496 --> 01:28:55,831 * THERE'S GOING TO BE A RUMBLE * 1826 01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:58,667 * HE'S GOT FIRE IN HIS EYES * 1827 01:28:58,667 --> 01:29:01,870 * STAND CLEAR, MY SWEET THING * 1828 01:29:01,870 --> 01:29:04,239 * HE'S GOT FIRE IN HIS EYES * 1829 01:29:04,239 --> 01:29:07,042 * SO GET OUT THE WAY * 1830 01:29:07,042 --> 01:29:08,511 * LOOK OUT THE WAY * 1831 01:29:08,511 --> 01:29:12,415 * DON'T YOU STAND UP IN HIS WAY ** 1832 01:29:12,415 --> 01:29:15,584 MR. GUNDY, AS THE OFFICIAL REPRESENTATIVE 1833 01:29:15,584 --> 01:29:19,187 OF HER BRITANNIC MAJESTY QUEEN ELIZABETH II, 1834 01:29:19,187 --> 01:29:21,256 I ORDER YOU TO WITHDRAW, 1835 01:29:21,256 --> 01:29:24,527 OR I SHALL BE FORCED TO SHOOT YOU. 1836 01:29:24,527 --> 01:29:26,529 WITHDRAW, SIR ANTHONY? NEVER! 1837 01:29:26,529 --> 01:29:31,800 SOLDIERS, DISPERSE THAT CROWD. 1838 01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:34,537 IF THEY DON'T MOVE, SHOOT THEM. 1839 01:29:34,537 --> 01:29:36,739 IF THEY SHOOT, YOU DIE. 1840 01:29:38,741 --> 01:29:42,344 IT'S AMAZING HOW PEOPLE CAN GET THEMSELVES 1841 01:29:42,344 --> 01:29:44,012 IN THESE SITUATIONS 1842 01:29:44,012 --> 01:29:47,883 WHEN, BASICALLY, YOU'RE NOT THAT FAR APART 1843 01:29:47,883 --> 01:29:50,453 ON THIS THING. 1844 01:29:50,453 --> 01:29:53,822 NOW, SOL-- MAY I CALL YOU SOL? 1845 01:29:53,822 --> 01:29:56,024 THIS HIGH-FINANCE THING 1846 01:29:56,024 --> 01:29:57,993 MAY LOOK GOOD NOW, 1847 01:29:57,993 --> 01:30:00,829 BUT A YEAR FROM NOW, 1848 01:30:00,829 --> 01:30:03,899 YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS WILL TURN ON YOU 1849 01:30:03,899 --> 01:30:07,503 AND GIVE YOU THE HOSING OF A LIFETIME. 1850 01:30:07,503 --> 01:30:10,906 THERE'S NOT MUCH LOYALTY IN BIG BUSINESS. 1851 01:30:10,906 --> 01:30:13,108 [SHIP HORN BLOWS] 1852 01:30:18,581 --> 01:30:21,817 FORGET THIS PLACE! YOU'LL LOVE THE CAYMANS. 1853 01:30:21,817 --> 01:30:23,418 BEAUTIFUL, JUST BEAUTIFUL. 1854 01:30:23,418 --> 01:30:24,820 AND THE FOOD! 1855 01:30:24,820 --> 01:30:29,024 THEY GOT LOBSTER AS BIG AS A CHILD. 1856 01:30:30,559 --> 01:30:33,061 THE BOAT SAILED WITHOUT YOU. 1857 01:30:33,061 --> 01:30:34,697 [HORN] 1858 01:30:44,172 --> 01:30:46,074 YAY! 1859 01:31:06,228 --> 01:31:08,130 WELL DONE, FIREMAN. 1860 01:31:08,130 --> 01:31:10,165 YOU, TOO, YOUR GRACE. 1861 01:31:10,165 --> 01:31:11,500 YEAH! VICTORY! 1862 01:31:11,500 --> 01:31:13,268 HA HA HA! 1863 01:31:13,268 --> 01:31:17,172 HEY, JACK, THANKS FOR WHAT YOU DONE FOR MY PEOPLE. 1864 01:31:17,172 --> 01:31:18,974 IT'S NO PROBLEM, MR. REED. 1865 01:31:18,974 --> 01:31:21,577 YOU'RE SO HOT, YOU CAN GET ELECTED POPE. 1866 01:31:21,577 --> 01:31:24,580 BUSINESS WILL BE SO GOOD FROM NOW ON. 1867 01:31:24,580 --> 01:31:25,981 CLUB PARADISE-- 1868 01:31:25,981 --> 01:31:30,185 YOUR HOT SPOT FOR FUN WITH GUNS IN THE SUN. 1869 01:31:35,891 --> 01:31:37,593 LOOK AT ALL THIS WEED! 1870 01:31:37,593 --> 01:31:38,894 WE'RE SET FOR LIFE! 1871 01:31:38,894 --> 01:31:41,597 CHICKS IN MIAMI WILL LOVE IT. 1872 01:31:41,597 --> 01:31:44,933 WE'LL NEVER MAKE MIAMI WITH THIS MUCH WEIGHT! 1873 01:31:44,933 --> 01:31:46,101 WHAT? 1874 01:31:46,101 --> 01:31:47,269 NO! 1875 01:31:50,973 --> 01:31:55,110 * FIRE, FREE MY SOUL FROM BABYLON ** 1876 01:32:01,516 --> 01:32:03,719 YAY!AHH! 1877 01:32:23,639 --> 01:32:27,976 * OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH, OH YEAH * 1878 01:32:27,976 --> 01:32:29,077 * HEY * 1879 01:32:29,077 --> 01:32:32,547 * NO MAN IS AN ISLAND, JACK * 1880 01:32:32,547 --> 01:32:35,918 * YOU COULD BE TOUGHER THAN A ROCK * 1881 01:32:35,918 --> 01:32:39,221 * ONE AND ONE'S GOT TO MAKE CONTACT * 1882 01:32:39,221 --> 01:32:42,390 * TO GET ON THE RIGHT TRACK, YEAH * 1883 01:32:42,390 --> 01:32:45,828 * WHEN YOU SEE IN YOUR LIFE SOMETHING MISSING * 1884 01:32:45,828 --> 01:32:49,497 * AND FOR ALL THE GOOD THINGS THAT YOU'RE WISHING * 1885 01:32:49,497 --> 01:32:51,099 * THERE'S A PLACE YOU CAN GO * 1886 01:32:51,099 --> 01:32:52,935 * WHERE THE VIBES ARE NICE * 1887 01:32:52,935 --> 01:32:55,270 * JUST LIKE PARADISE * 1888 01:32:55,270 --> 01:32:57,272 * SWEET PARADISE * 1889 01:32:58,674 --> 01:33:01,043 * SWEET PARADISE * 1890 01:33:02,244 --> 01:33:04,613 * CLUB PARADISE * 1891 01:33:05,547 --> 01:33:08,383 * SWEET PARADISE ** 1892 01:33:08,383 --> 01:33:11,319 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN * 1893 01:33:23,565 --> 01:33:25,934 * MONDAY'S CALLING YOU TOO EARLY * 1894 01:33:25,934 --> 01:33:28,871 * WHEN YOU'RE SOUND ASLEEP * 1895 01:33:28,871 --> 01:33:31,807 * BELLS ARE RINGING BY YOUR BEDSIDE * 1896 01:33:31,807 --> 01:33:34,643 * AND OUT IN THE STREETS * 1897 01:33:34,643 --> 01:33:37,079 * USUALLY MONDAY'S LONG ENOUGH * 1898 01:33:37,079 --> 01:33:40,115 * BUT THIS IS JUST THE START * 1899 01:33:40,115 --> 01:33:43,018 * TUESDAY'S JUST THE SAME AS MONDAY * 1900 01:33:43,018 --> 01:33:45,921 * WITHOUT THE SURPRISING PART * 1901 01:33:45,921 --> 01:33:48,724 * WEDNESDAY'S POINT OF NO RETURN * 1902 01:33:48,724 --> 01:33:51,727 * WHEN YOU'VE SQUANDERED ALL YOU'VE EARNED * 1903 01:33:51,727 --> 01:33:54,329 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 1904 01:33:54,329 --> 01:33:57,132 * SEVEN-DAY WEEKEND * 1905 01:33:57,132 --> 01:33:59,467 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 1906 01:33:59,467 --> 01:34:01,804 * SEVEN-DAY WEEKEND * 1907 01:34:02,871 --> 01:34:05,741 * OH, YES, THAT'S ALL I'M THINKING ABOUT * 1908 01:34:05,741 --> 01:34:08,510 * AS THE DAYS GO BY * 1909 01:34:08,510 --> 01:34:11,013 * SPEND YOUR LIFE ON HOLIDAY * 1910 01:34:11,013 --> 01:34:14,016 * AND EVEN WHEN I DIE * 1911 01:34:14,016 --> 01:34:16,885 * THERE COULD BE BUT ONE INSCRIPTION * 1912 01:34:16,885 --> 01:34:19,722 * "THIS WAS NOT HIS DAY" * 1913 01:34:19,722 --> 01:34:22,858 * IF IT ISN'T THURSDAY ANYMORE * 1914 01:34:22,858 --> 01:34:25,260 * IT MUST BE FRIDAY * 1915 01:34:25,260 --> 01:34:28,764 * I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I MAYBE * 1916 01:34:28,764 --> 01:34:31,166 * GET OFF WORK AND SEE MY BABY * 1917 01:34:31,166 --> 01:34:33,101 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 1918 01:34:33,101 --> 01:34:36,671 * SEVEN-DAY WEEKEND * 1919 01:34:36,671 --> 01:34:38,907 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 1920 01:34:38,907 --> 01:34:42,344 * SEVEN-DAY WEEKEND * 1921 01:34:42,344 --> 01:34:43,411 OW! 1922 01:34:53,756 --> 01:34:56,224 * I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I MAYBE * 1923 01:34:56,224 --> 01:34:59,194 * GET OFF WORK AND SEE MY BABY * 1924 01:34:59,194 --> 01:35:01,563 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 1925 01:35:01,563 --> 01:35:05,200 * SEVEN-DAY WEEKEND * 1926 01:35:05,200 --> 01:35:07,202 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 1927 01:35:07,202 --> 01:35:10,205 * SEVEN-DAY WEEKEND... ** 1928 01:35:10,205 --> 01:35:13,208 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 1929 01:35:13,208 --> 01:35:16,211 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 1930 01:35:16,211 --> 01:35:19,414 CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1988 WARNER BROS., INC. 118973