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J‘ Beware you men, where'er you go J‘
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J‘ The cherry tree must stand J‘
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J‘ The glory of your fatherhood J‘
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J‘ ls threatened near at hand J‘
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J‘ The maiden who is smiling so J‘
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J‘ ls wont to all your seed J‘
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J‘And never was a maiden born J‘
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J‘ To never know your need J‘
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J‘ She'll wink her thoughts and let you know J‘
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J‘ The lust that's on her mind J‘
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J‘And use the Devil's thrust to show you J‘
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J‘ What you dream to find J‘
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J‘ Save your flower J‘
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J‘ For tomorrow you never know what‘s apt to go J‘
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J‘ Through a tender maiden‘s head J‘
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J‘ 80, save your flower J‘
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J‘ For tomorrow J‘
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J‘ Many men have felt the ruin J‘
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J‘ Of the harlot's bed J‘
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J‘As you can see so few like me J‘
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J‘ Remain unspoiled and pure J‘
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J‘ By virtue's fact I am intact J‘
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J‘ Unsoiled by passion's lure J‘
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J‘ So when temptation calls to you J‘
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J‘ You must remember well J‘
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J‘Adultery is the Devil‘s tool J‘
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J‘ For bringin' you to hell J‘
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J‘ When in the end desire‘s role J‘
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I Has led you to its fork J‘
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J‘ It won't be hard if you're on guard J‘
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J‘And always salt your pork J‘
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J‘ Save your flower J‘
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J‘ For tomorrow J‘
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J‘ You never know what‘s apt to go J‘
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J‘ Through a tender maiden‘s head J‘
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J‘ So, save your flower J‘
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- You better make for the border.
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- It wasn't my fault, Dad.
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Something burned me.
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- Get on your animal, Lamy.
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Lamy Homo!
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My son.
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Next.
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Mr. Greaser, I came to pay my taxes, my dues,
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and my respects to ya.
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- Next.
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Gracias, Senor Greaser.
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- Next.
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- Thank you, mister.
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- Next.
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Come on, come on.
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J‘ Red, amber mountains J‘
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J‘ Navajo guns nearby J‘
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J‘ A white cloud is floating J‘
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J‘ Over this land of enchantment J‘
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J‘ Under turquoise skies J‘
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J‘ I hear distant drums J‘
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J‘ I hear roaring guns J‘
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J‘ I hear Indians J‘
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J‘ l heara war cry J‘
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J‘ Or soldiers in blue J‘
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J‘ I hear bugles J‘
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J‘ Under turquoise skies J‘
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Ho!
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- Seaweed head, tomorrow night
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I'm gon' get me a horse and ride up
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to Four Corners, see Red Snapper.
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I know she's waitin' for me 'cause 10 minutes ago
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she sent me the finest smoke signal I ever seen.
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She said, "Vernon, you are the only man
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"who ever made my bell ring.
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"All my love, Red Snapper.
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"P.S. Ugly old Hiny Ho says hello."
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- Take a card, Mr. Greaser.
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Alright, put it back anywhere.
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This it? - N0.
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- This one? - No.
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- That one? - No!
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- This one? - No.
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- That one? - No.
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- That it? - No.
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- That one? - No!
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- This one? - Nah.
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- That one? - No.
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- This one? - No.
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- Is this it? - No.
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- That it? - No.
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- This one? - No.
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- Here it comes! - No.
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- This one? - No.
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- That one? - No.
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- This one? - No.
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- Is that it? - No.
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- This one? - No.
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- That one? - No!
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- If Senor Greaser don't like the way you sing
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we'll go back to Juarez, buy a new homestead,
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and settle down.
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And maybe you'll be happy because at least
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you had the chance to sing for Senior Greaser.
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- You‘re on.
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- If you feel, you heal.
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- L was swimming with millions of babies in a rainbow
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and they was naked, and then all of the sudden
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I turned into a perfect smile.
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- I‘m sorry I brought you back but I need your help.
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- Who are you?
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- I‘m sorry I brought you back but I need your help.
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I'm on my way to Jerusalem to be an actor/singer.
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It is written that the Agent Morris awaits me.
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- Let‘s go.
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Well, come on!
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Get up!
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He‘s up.
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Mother, is there anything
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I can do for you?
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- I wanna go out today.
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- You'll go out when | tell you to go out!
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- You'll always be my favorite.
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- Seaweed head, last night I called on
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that German girl up in Los Alamos.
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Round about midnight I put my nose in her cunny
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and rubbed it back and forth, back and forth,
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and up and down, and back and forth,
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and she went to sleep on me.
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While she was sleepin' I pulled out my John Thomas
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and did the deed and she woke up screamin‘,
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"Wernon, it hurts, it hurts!"
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And I said, "No it don't, no it don't,"
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and she said, "Wernon, Wernon, aah Wernon!"
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— Coo Coo,
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| wish I could put my arms around each and every one of them
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and let them know that everything is going to be okay.
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- Why don‘t ya, Sea?
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- I'm not bizarre enough.
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- Who is?
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- Mr. Greaser, Lamy Homo‘s back in town!
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Who's your friend, Lamy?
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Where you been, Lamy?
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I told you to make for the border!
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- Good mornin‘, Mr. Greaser.
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- What‘s your business here, Lady?
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- I‘m on my way to Jerusalem to be an actor.
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Excuse me.
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If you feel, you heal.
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If you feel, you heal.
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- Dad, I was swimming in a rainbow
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with millions of babies and they was naked
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and then all of the sudden I turned into a perfect smile.
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- Put a rope round the son of a bitch!
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- What's goin‘ down here?
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- Do not make us doubt and speculate.
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Say to us why you are here.
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What is the message to these people?
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- Go back and look again.
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If this man is real bring him to me.
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- Messiah.
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Messiah.
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- Most Holy One, let me see.
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Messiah.
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Messiah.
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- If you feel, you heal. - Messiah.
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Messiah.
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- Let me see.
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Relief.
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- Messiah. - Relief.
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Relief. - Let me see.
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- Messiah. - Relief.
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Relief. - Messiah.
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- Let me see. - Relief.
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- I can crawl again!
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- Most Holy One, let me see.
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If you feel, you heal.
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- I can crawl again!
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Relief.
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Relief.
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Relief.
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- I can, I can see! - Relief.
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- Messiah. - I can see.
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I can crawl again.
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- If you feel-- - Get your hands off me!
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- What's goin‘ down here?
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- Relief. - Messiah.
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Relief.
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Relief.
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- Who am I?
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I can crawl again.
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- This is Blasphemy!
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Blasphemy! - I can crawl again!
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- Relief. - Messiah.
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- Give to us something to live for, anything.
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Messiah.
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- We need hope now, Love.
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I can crawl again!
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J‘AhJ‘
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J‘AhJ‘
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J‘AhJ‘
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J‘AhJ‘
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J‘AhJ‘
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J‘AhJ‘
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J‘AhJ‘
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J‘AhJ‘
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- Is he the one?
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- He's got to be the one.
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Who else could it be?
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- I‘m very disappointed
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—So am I.
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- I can crawl again!
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I can crawl again!
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I can crawl again!
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I can crawl again.
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I can crawl again
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I can crawl again.
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I can crawl again.
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I can crawl again.
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I can crawl again.
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J‘AhJ‘
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I can crawl again.
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J‘AhJ‘
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- Come on down here you great big, ugly pile of shit!
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Come on down here you big pile of shit!
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J‘AhJ‘
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— Coo Coo.
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J‘AhJ‘
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- Please Sheriff, not this!
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Anything but this!
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No, no!
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No!
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No!
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No.
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Please Sheriff, not this!
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No, no, no, no!
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No, no!
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- Where does it hurt?
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- Here.
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—Ah, ah!
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Ah.
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Ah!
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You'll never know what I could do
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'cause you never give me a chance.
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What is it?
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- What is what?
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What do you want here?
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I‘m hungry.
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- Come in here.
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Spitunia.
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Spitunia!
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Spitunia!
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Spitunia!
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Spitunia!
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Spitunia!
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Spitunia!
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Spitunia!
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Spitunia!
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Spitunia, how about some grub?
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Everybody's famished.
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- L have vanilla grits and get the fuck outta here
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if you know what's good for ya.
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- She has a very nice clit.
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- Where am I?
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- You‘re very handsome.
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- I really should leave.
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- No, no, no, don‘t leave.
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- No, really I should. - Please sit down.
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You crazy boy.
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- Do you really think I'm handsome?
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- Yes, you are.
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Good grub, Spit.
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- Thank you very much for the meal.
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Where are you going?
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- I‘m on my way to Jerusalem to be an actor/singer/dancer.
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00:54:34,354 --> 00:54:35,560
- Take me with you
273
00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:36,470
- I can't.
274
00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:38,560
- What‘s the matter?
275
00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:40,315
Don't ya love me?
276
00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:41,566
- I don't even know you.
277
00:55:00,422 --> 00:55:01,958
J‘AhJ‘
278
00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:12,885
- What do you want?
279
00:55:13,185 --> 00:55:14,675
- Afternoon, Miss Greaser.
280
00:55:14,978 --> 00:55:18,220
Ljust wanna know if there was anything you needed?
281
00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:21,773
I mean, if there's anything I can do for ya
282
00:55:22,069 --> 00:55:24,060
I'd be more than happy to do it.
283
00:55:24,363 --> 00:55:28,072
I mean, I'd do anything for you, Miss Greaser, anything.
284
00:55:28,367 --> 00:55:29,277
Miss Greaser, if you'd be my woman
285
00:55:29,576 --> 00:55:32,033
I'd kill the first man that looked at you.
286
00:55:35,207 --> 00:55:36,367
- Where‘s my father?
287
00:55:38,126 --> 00:55:39,457
- He just rode out of town.
288
00:55:42,047 --> 00:55:44,333
- Then why don't you come in here
289
00:55:44,633 --> 00:55:47,841
and let me suckle on your stinger real...
290
00:56:41,648 --> 00:56:43,434
- Take the burro, it's yours.
291
00:56:44,693 --> 00:56:46,024
- What about you, sir?
292
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,732
- It's more blessed to give than to receive.
293
00:56:49,031 --> 00:56:50,441
- You're very kind, thank you.
294
00:56:58,415 --> 00:56:59,200
- Who is he, Gip?
295
00:57:00,459 --> 00:57:01,915
Who is he, Gip?
296
00:57:02,210 --> 00:57:02,824
Who is he, Gip?
297
00:57:04,046 --> 00:57:04,785
Who is he, Gip?
298
00:57:05,756 --> 00:57:06,495
Who is he, Gip?
299
00:57:08,008 --> 00:57:08,747
Who is he, Gip?
300
00:57:10,135 --> 00:57:10,965
Who is he, Gip?
301
00:57:12,512 --> 00:57:13,422
Who is he, Gip?
302
00:57:14,932 --> 00:57:15,671
Who is he, Gip?
303
00:57:17,184 --> 00:57:17,923
Who is he, Gip?
304
00:57:19,186 --> 00:57:19,925
Who is he, Gip?
305
00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:22,594
Who is he, Gip?
306
00:59:38,867 --> 00:59:40,607
J‘AhJ‘
307
00:59:45,207 --> 00:59:46,367
He has come!
308
00:59:46,666 --> 00:59:48,281
J‘AhJ‘
309
00:59:53,340 --> 00:59:56,047
- Put a rope ‘round the son of a bitch!
310
00:59:56,343 --> 00:59:57,253
- One moment please.
311
00:59:58,303 --> 00:59:59,258
I bring you a message
312
01:00:01,098 --> 01:00:03,589
Exactly six miles north of Skag Mountain
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01:00:03,892 --> 01:00:07,510
in the Valley of Pain there lives an evil devil monster.
314
01:00:09,231 --> 01:00:12,439
His name is Bingo Gas Station Motel Cheeseburger
315
01:00:12,734 --> 01:00:15,567
With A Side Of Aircraft Noise And You'll Be Gary Indiana
316
01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:18,987
and he loves to hurt people.
317
01:00:20,909 --> 01:00:23,241
The last time I saw Bingo Gas Station
318
01:00:23,537 --> 01:00:25,573
Motel Cheeseburger With A Side Of Aircraft Noise
319
01:00:25,872 --> 01:00:29,330
And You'll Be Gary Indiana he told me what he wants to do.
320
01:00:30,502 --> 01:00:32,493
He wants to come down here
321
01:00:32,796 --> 01:00:34,707
and kill each and every one of you.
322
01:00:36,007 --> 01:00:37,998
But I said to him, "Bingo, wait a minute,"
323
01:00:39,511 --> 01:00:40,591
and the reason I said that
324
01:00:40,887 --> 01:00:43,094
is because I believe in you people.
325
01:00:43,390 --> 01:00:44,630
I believe you can do the job.
326
01:00:45,934 --> 01:00:47,549
I believe you can help each other.
327
01:00:48,562 --> 01:00:51,975
I believe you can make this world a better place to live in.
328
01:00:56,736 --> 01:00:57,475
That's it.
329
01:00:58,655 --> 01:01:01,317
- Never mind this, how you say, Bingo.
330
01:01:01,616 --> 01:01:04,653
Just tell us whether there is a life after death or not.
331
01:01:07,455 --> 01:01:10,993
- Seaweed head, last Tuesday night
332
01:01:12,752 --> 01:01:15,539
I took my favorite Chiquita out on the mesa.
333
01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:19,672
We cozied for six days and six nights
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01:01:20,927 --> 01:01:22,417
without food and without sleep.
335
01:01:24,181 --> 01:01:25,466
When we finally stopped I said,
336
01:01:25,765 --> 01:01:30,350
"Chiquita from now on I'm callin' you Vagina Lips."
337
01:01:31,897 --> 01:01:35,856
She said, "Vernon, you call me anything you want."
338
01:03:19,504 --> 01:03:22,462
- Oh, I'd like you to meet my daughter, Cholera.
339
01:03:22,757 --> 01:03:25,169
Chol, this is the man who walked on the water.
340
01:03:28,138 --> 01:03:29,093
- It‘s show time.
341
01:03:41,026 --> 01:03:42,812
- She's alreet, Daddy.
342
01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:46,569
That's mighty fine, mighty fine.
343
01:03:46,865 --> 01:03:48,025
I do believe it's show time.
344
01:03:49,367 --> 01:03:50,607
Cholera!
345
01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:17,068
Mr. Greaser, that was it.
346
01:07:17,367 --> 01:07:17,901
What?
347
01:07:18,201 --> 01:07:19,316
- Give me a chance up there, baby!
348
01:07:19,619 --> 01:07:20,233
What?
349
01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:21,572
- Give me a shot.
350
01:07:21,871 --> 01:07:22,735
- Take it.
351
01:07:28,086 --> 01:07:33,001
Monsieur Greaser,.
352
01:07:46,813 --> 01:07:49,680
Boo!
353
01:08:06,708 --> 01:08:09,074
Sit down.
354
01:08:09,377 --> 01:08:09,991
Here.
355
01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:25,674
J‘ Well I'm a killer-diller daddy with a peg in my pants J‘
356
01:08:25,977 --> 01:08:27,092
J‘And I'm a groove juice Jackson J‘
357
01:08:27,395 --> 01:08:28,350
J‘ Won't you give me a chance J‘
358
01:08:28,646 --> 01:08:30,602
J‘ A solid sender J‘
359
01:08:30,898 --> 01:08:34,390
J‘ So daddy beat me to the bar J‘
360
01:08:34,694 --> 01:08:36,104
J‘ You hear me layin' it down J‘
361
01:08:36,404 --> 01:08:40,113
J‘ Oh baby, Jessy's back in town J‘
362
01:08:40,408 --> 01:08:41,488
J‘ I got the boogie on my fingers J‘
363
01:08:41,784 --> 01:08:42,944
J‘ Boogie woogie elite J‘
364
01:08:43,244 --> 01:08:44,484
J‘ I got the boogie in my toes J‘
365
01:08:44,787 --> 01:08:46,197
J‘ The boogie down to my feet J‘
366
01:08:46,497 --> 01:08:51,287
J‘ They call it murder whenever I begin to jive J‘
367
01:08:52,045 --> 01:08:53,785
J‘ You hear me laying‘ it down J‘
368
01:08:54,088 --> 01:08:58,001
J‘ Oh baby, Jessy's back in town J‘
369
01:08:58,301 --> 01:08:59,381
J‘ I got the boogie on my fingers J‘
370
01:08:59,677 --> 01:09:03,420
J‘ Got the hubba hubba in my soles J‘
371
01:09:03,723 --> 01:09:05,179
J‘ I got the boogie on my fingers J‘
372
01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:09,263
J‘ Got the hubba hubba in my soles J‘
373
01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:11,018
J‘ I got the boogie J‘
374
01:09:11,314 --> 01:09:12,554
J‘ I got the woogie J‘
375
01:09:12,857 --> 01:09:14,472
J‘ I got the hubba hubba hubba hubba J‘
376
01:09:14,776 --> 01:09:18,394
J‘ Hubba hubba hubba hubba, oh J‘
377
01:09:53,856 --> 01:09:58,646
J‘ I will be around when you need me J‘
378
01:10:02,365 --> 01:10:04,856
I Come to me J‘
379
01:10:05,159 --> 01:10:09,949
J‘ When a friend is hard to find J‘
380
01:10:13,793 --> 01:10:18,036
J‘ I will be around when you need me J‘
381
01:10:23,803 --> 01:10:28,718
J‘ Come along and leave your teardrops behind J‘
382
01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:35,890
J‘ I got the boogie J‘
383
01:10:36,190 --> 01:10:36,929
J‘ On my fingers J‘
384
01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:40,976
J‘ Got the hubba hubba in my soles J‘
385
01:10:41,279 --> 01:10:42,564
J‘ I got the boogie on my fingers J‘
386
01:10:42,864 --> 01:10:46,527
J‘ Got the hubba hubba in my soles J‘
387
01:10:46,826 --> 01:10:48,737
J‘ You hear me layin' it down J‘
388
01:10:49,036 --> 01:10:52,494
J‘ Oh baby, Jessy's back in town J‘
389
01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:54,576
J‘ You hear me layin' it down J‘
390
01:10:54,876 --> 01:10:58,118
J‘ Oh baby, Jessy's back in town J‘
391
01:10:58,421 --> 01:11:00,412
J‘ You hear me layin' it down J‘
392
01:11:00,715 --> 01:11:04,503
J‘ Oh baby, Jessy's back in town J‘
393
01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:07,396
Help me!
394
01:12:08,616 --> 01:12:09,355
No, no!
395
01:12:10,701 --> 01:12:14,034
No, no, no!
396
01:12:36,519 --> 01:12:38,475
- It's the greatest thing I've ever seen.
397
01:12:38,771 --> 01:12:40,136
Let‘s talk.
398
01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:41,679
- You'll have to see my agent.
399
01:12:41,983 --> 01:12:43,063
I'm with the agent Morris.
400
01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:44,394
- I don't care who you're with.
401
01:12:44,694 --> 01:12:46,230
It's the greatest thing I‘ve ever seen.
402
01:12:46,529 --> 01:12:47,484
Let‘s talk.
403
01:12:57,331 --> 01:13:00,789
- In my whole life, that's the worst act I've ever seen.
404
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:03,784
You ruin career!
405
01:13:05,172 --> 01:13:07,538
How do you do that material with a straight face?
406
01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:11,129
You embarrass me!
407
01:13:11,429 --> 01:13:12,965
Morris, please.
408
01:13:13,264 --> 01:13:13,878
- Forget it!
409
01:13:16,684 --> 01:13:18,345
You‘re totally out of the question.
410
01:13:20,104 --> 01:13:21,389
There's no way for you.
411
01:13:22,481 --> 01:13:24,847
- Morris, I know I can do it!
412
01:13:27,904 --> 01:13:28,643
- Later.
413
01:13:30,698 --> 01:13:31,562
- I'll be back.
414
01:14:14,492 --> 01:14:15,231
— C00 C00.
415
01:15:40,244 --> 01:15:41,324
Chol, it‘s me.
416
01:15:44,623 --> 01:15:47,160
- A man with holes in his hands
417
01:15:47,460 --> 01:15:50,327
gets a bigger applause than me
418
01:15:50,629 --> 01:15:52,585
and you talk of greatness?
419
01:15:54,258 --> 01:15:55,373
Cholera, there are
420
01:15:55,676 --> 01:15:56,791
different kinds of greatnesses.
421
01:15:57,094 --> 01:15:59,255
- Don‘t preach to me, Dad.
422
01:16:05,770 --> 01:16:07,351
- Mr. Greaser?
423
01:16:07,646 --> 01:16:08,260
What?
424
01:16:09,231 --> 01:16:14,146
- I am sorry but I have to have my dog back and, uh...
425
01:16:16,989 --> 01:16:21,904
But Lamy Homo has my dog and he won't give it back.
426
01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:54,815
- Son, give the man back his dog.
427
01:16:57,947 --> 01:16:59,903
Thank you very, very much, Lamy.
428
01:17:03,828 --> 01:17:05,159
- Dad, I was swimming in a rainbow
429
01:17:05,454 --> 01:17:07,820
with millions of babies and they was naked
430
01:17:08,124 --> 01:17:11,082
and then all of the sudden I turned into a perfect smile
431
01:17:11,377 --> 01:17:12,162
just like last time.
432
01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:15,165
Dad, I don‘t wanna die anymore.
433
01:17:16,382 --> 01:17:17,963
Then behave yourself!
434
01:17:20,803 --> 01:17:23,465
Dad, can I buy you a whiskey?
435
01:17:23,764 --> 01:17:26,221
That's mighty fine, Lamy, mighty fine.
436
01:17:46,954 --> 01:17:51,823
Lamy, you're not a Homo, you're a Greaser.
437
01:17:52,501 --> 01:17:54,787
Thanks, Dad.
438
01:18:18,027 --> 01:18:18,766
- Come on.
439
01:18:27,620 --> 01:18:28,359
- I love ya, Dad.
440
01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:45,380
I love ya, Dad.
441
01:18:59,610 --> 01:19:00,770
I love ya, Dad.
442
01:19:10,663 --> 01:19:11,903
I love ya, Dad.
443
01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:19,584
I love you.
444
01:19:24,635 --> 01:19:25,795
I love ya, Dad.
445
01:21:07,446 --> 01:21:09,277
- I took my pants off.
446
01:21:11,158 --> 01:21:12,898
I hope you don't mind.
447
01:21:18,957 --> 01:21:20,163
- I love you.
448
01:21:20,459 --> 01:21:21,414
I love you.
449
01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:22,574
I love you. - Oh Jessy.
450
01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:23,537
- I love you.
451
01:21:23,837 --> 01:21:24,872
I love you. - Oh!
452
01:21:25,172 --> 01:21:26,002
- I love you. - Oh!
453
01:21:26,298 --> 01:21:26,912
- I love you. - Oh, oh.
454
01:21:27,216 --> 01:21:28,581
Jessy, oh! - I adore you.
455
01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:30,465
I love you so much.
456
01:21:30,761 --> 01:21:32,001
I love you.
457
01:21:32,304 --> 01:21:32,838
I love you.
458
01:21:33,138 --> 01:21:33,672
I love you.
459
01:21:38,769 --> 01:21:40,976
Oh, God!
460
01:21:41,271 --> 01:21:42,101
Oh.
461
01:21:50,697 --> 01:21:53,609
Oh Jessy.
462
01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:55,274
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
463
01:22:14,972 --> 01:22:17,008
I love you so much.
464
01:22:17,307 --> 01:22:18,513
- Do it.
465
01:22:18,809 --> 01:22:19,343
Do it!
466
01:22:19,643 --> 01:22:20,257
- What? - Do it.
467
01:22:20,561 --> 01:22:21,095
- What? - Now!
468
01:22:21,395 --> 01:22:24,387
Now, now, now!
469
01:22:28,735 --> 01:22:31,397
Oh God, now, now, now!
470
01:22:31,697 --> 01:22:34,313
Yes, yes, now!
471
01:22:34,616 --> 01:22:36,231
- Marry me! - Jessy.
472
01:22:44,710 --> 01:22:46,871
I love everybody!
473
01:22:47,171 --> 01:22:48,001
— Oh God.
474
01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:48,911
Oh God!
475
01:22:50,090 --> 01:22:51,671
You're unbelievable!
476
01:22:52,759 --> 01:22:54,545
Oh God, oh. -Ah, ah!
477
01:22:58,849 --> 01:22:59,679
I love you.
478
01:23:00,934 --> 01:23:02,674
Oh, don't stop.
479
01:23:02,978 --> 01:23:04,343
Don't stop.
480
01:23:04,646 --> 01:23:05,351
Don't stop.
481
01:23:32,132 --> 01:23:33,872
Ah.
482
01:24:27,604 --> 01:24:28,343
- Thank you.
483
01:24:32,526 --> 01:24:33,436
Where's father?
484
01:24:33,735 --> 01:24:34,520
Who knows?
485
01:24:35,779 --> 01:24:37,189
- Maybe something is wrong.
486
01:24:39,533 --> 01:24:40,693
I don‘t wanna leave.
487
01:24:41,702 --> 01:24:43,238
You're goin'.
488
01:24:43,537 --> 01:24:44,697
I wish I were you.
489
01:24:45,914 --> 01:24:49,247
Nobody knows who I am and nobody cares either.
490
01:25:07,185 --> 01:25:07,924
- It's time.
491
01:25:09,479 --> 01:25:11,310
Father, I can't do it.
492
01:25:12,441 --> 01:25:13,180
— Why?
493
01:25:14,818 --> 01:25:18,811
- I think I found myself and I really don't trust you.
494
01:25:20,198 --> 01:25:21,529
- You get moving.
495
01:25:28,081 --> 01:25:28,820
Jessy.
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