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[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]
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FLOYD?
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[ KNOCKING CONTINUES ]
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FLOYD, THAT YOU?
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DIDN'T YOU
CALL ME OVER HERE?
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GET IN HERE, FLOYD.
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GET IN!
‐WHAT THE ‐‐ WHAT?
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WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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‐LOOK, FLOYD.
‐LOOK AT WHAT?
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DON'T, FLOYD, DON'T!
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WHAT?
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NOT NOW!
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WELL, WHEN CAN I LOOK?
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AIN'T YOUR MAMA
EVER TAUGHT YOU
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HOW TO BE SLICK ON THE SLY
AND BE INCOGNEGRO?
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NO, MY MAMA AIN'T NEVER TOLD ME
HOW TO BE SLICK ON THE SLY
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AND BE INCOGNEGRO.
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WHAT THE HELL
IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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‐FLOYD?
‐WHAT?
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THERE'S A CAR BEEN PARKED
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ACROSS THE STREET
FOR TWO DAYS NOW.
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SO WHAT? THERE'S A CAR
ACROSS THERE. AND?
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THAT AIN'T NO
GOOD SIGN THERE, FLOYD.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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IT'S A HEARSE!
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WHAT?!
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IT'S A HEARSE.
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GET OUT ‐‐
OUT THE DAMN WINDOW!
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STOP DOING THAT!
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YEAH,
IT'S A HEARSE ALL RIGHT.
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THAT AIN'T A GOOD SIGN.
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LOOK AT IT.
‐I DID.
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WHAT IS IT DOING THERE?
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WAITING FOR YOU.
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IT AIN'T A GOOD SIGN,
FLOYD.
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I FEEL IT.
I KNOW THINGS.
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I SEE THINGS LIKE THIS.
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LOOK. WHAT?
WHY IS IT NOT A GOOD SIGN?
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'CAUSE THERE WERE ONE...
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PARKED ACROSS THE STREET
AT MISS SYLVIA'S HOUSE...
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UH‐HUH.
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AND THAT WOMAN WAS DEAD
THREE WEEKS LATER.
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MISS SYLVIA GOT HIT
BY A BUS.
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THAT'S 'CAUSE SHE COULDN'T SEE
AROUND THAT DAMN HEARSE, FLOYD!
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SHE AIN'T EVEN SEE
THE BUS COMING, FLOYD.
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SLAP!
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IT FLATTENED HER.
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I AIN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS ‐‐
IT WAS MISS SYLVIA.
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YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT FUNERAL.
THEY HAD THREE CASKETS FOR HER.
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LOOK, WHY YOU SAYING
THAT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN?
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I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT HAPPENED.
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MR. JONES ACTUALLY WORKS
FOR THE FUNERAL HOME NOW.
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OKAY? SO IT WOULD BE
A BAD SIGN
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IF HE DIDN'T WORK THERE.
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DAMN!
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HE DON'T
WORK THERE ANYMORE.
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SO THIS IS
A BAD SIGN, FLOYD.
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WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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HE DON'T?
‐NO.
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HE MOVED.
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MOVED WHERE?
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TO HELL.
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THAT'S EXACTLY
WHERE YOU'RE GOING
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WITH YOUR
SUPERSTITIOUS SELF.
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YOU GO TO HELL,
THAT WILL BE A GOOD SIGN.
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GET YOU!
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FLOYD, NOW AIN'T A GOOD TIME
TO DO THINGS LIKE THAT.
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I KNOW IT'S BAD.
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FLOYD, I'M TELLING YOU.
SO ‐‐ SO WHAT HAPPENED?
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YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEM
CURLS UPSIDE YOUR HEAD!
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OKAY, LOOK. I ASKED THE WIDOW
WHO THE HEARSE BELONGED TO.
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A‐AND WHAT THEY SAID?
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SHE AIN'T KNOW
WHO IT BELONG TO.
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OH, HELL.
YEAH.
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THERE YOU HAVE IT.
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HAVE WHAT?
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THIS...
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IS HOW THE LIFE
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OF HATTIE MAE ENDS.
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I CAN'T WAIT...
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TO READ THE END
OF THAT STORY.
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HATTIE MAE LOVE...
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DIED...
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A BEAUTIFUL, SEXY...
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SENILE.
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STALLION.
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MULE.
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AND LEAVES BEHIND
A FAMILY OF LOVING ‐‐
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HATING.
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INDIVIDUALS.
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ONE PERSON.
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THAT LOVED HER DEARLY.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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YOU AIN'T WRITING
THIS DOWN?
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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THIS HERE MY OBIT‐ARY!
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WHAT?!
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I WON'T LINDA WRITE
NOTHING DOWN FOR ME!
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YOU CAN'T 'PEND
ON HER FOR NOTHING.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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I'LL WRITE IT DOWN
MY DAMN SELF.
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HATTIE, HATTIE!
STOP IT.
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YOU ARE NOT DYING.
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HOW YOU KNOW, FLOYD?
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UNFORTUNATELY, I DO KNOW.
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THEY SAY THAT EVIL LASTS
FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
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FLOYD, DON'T TALK
TO ME LIKE THAT.
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[ CHUCKLES ] WAIT...
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THE DEVIL
GETTING SENSITIVE?
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I AM.
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MNH‐MNH. NO.
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I AM, FLOYD.
PLEASE DON'T MAKE THAT FACE.
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I AIN'T DOING THIS
WITH YOU TODAY.
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JUST STOP IT, STOP.
FLOYD.
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FLOYD,
REMEMBER ME WHEN I DIE.
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WHAT IS THERE TO REMEMBER?
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ALL THE GOOD TIMES WE HAD.
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GOOD TIMES?
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YEAH.
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ALL THE TIMES
I MADE YOU LAUGH.
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YOU MEAN MADE ME CRY?
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YEAH, THAT, TOO, FLOYD.
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HATTIE, BYE.
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HEY, FLOYD!
FLOYD...
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REMEMBER ME
AND MY FAMILY‐Y‐Y.
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ONLY PEOPLE GONNA
REMEMBER YOU IS THE ♪♪ IRS ♪♪
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DON'T SAY THAT
NO DAMN MORE.
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OH, TOOK YOU
ALL OUT YOUR PRAISE.
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WAIT.
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FLOYD?
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HMM?
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WILL ANYBODY REMEMBER ME
WHEN I'M DEAD?
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YEAH. ALL THE PEOPLE THAT
YOU WERE MEAN AND HATEFUL TO,
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ALL YOUR LIFE.
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BUT I WASN'T
MEAN AND HATEFUL TO ANYBODY!
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HATTIE.
I WASN'T, FLOYD!
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OKAY, OKAY.
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FLOYD...
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I'M GONNA MAKE SURE
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EVERYBODY REMEMBER ME
WHEN I'M DEAD.
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WHAT ARE YOU
GETTING READY TO DO?
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YOU'LL SEE.
HATTIE.
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YOU'LL SEE, FLOYD.
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DON'T DO NOTHING STUPID.
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WHAT YOU MEAN BY
DON'T DO NOTHING STUPID?
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LIKE DON'T ACT
LIKE...HATTIE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, FLOYD?
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I'M GONNA STAY AT HOME,
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AND I'M GONNA WRITE
HATTIE MAE MEMOROYS [Memoirs]
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YOU SAY WHAT ABOUT
YOUR HEMORRHOIDS?
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I SAID I'M GONNA WRITE
HATTIE MAE MEMOROYS [Memoirs]
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MEMOIRS!
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THAT'S IT.
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I'M GONNA STAY HERE
ALL WEEKEND,
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AND I'M GONNA WRITE DOWN
HATTIE MAE "MEMOROYS".
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THE LIFE OF HATTIE MAE
AND ALL HER THINGS.
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AND I'M GONNA TELL EVERYBODY.
THAT WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
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‐HATTIE, YOU AIN'T GOT NO STORY.
‐YES, THE HELL I DO, TOO!
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DON'T NOBODY WANT TO HEAR ABOUT
ALL YOUR YEARS IN THE CIRCUS.
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YEAH.
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THOSE WERE
MY GLORY YEARS, FLOYD.
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THAT'S IT. I'M GONNA
WRITE EVERYTHING DOWN.
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AND I'M GONNA
TELL THE WORLD.
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FINE. DO IT.
DO WHAT YOU SAID.
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I WILL, I WILL.
GO RIGHT AHEAD.
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‐I SURE AM.
‐ALL RIGHT.
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THE LIFE...
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AND THE MEMOROYS
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AND ALL THE THINGS
OF HATTIE MAE LOVE.
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5'11"...
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LONG BROWN HAIR.
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36‐22‐36.
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WITH A SMOOTH,
DAINTY SWOO...
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THE SEXY,
THE ONE AND ONLY...
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HATTIE MAE LOVE.
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A FICTION.
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WHAT THE HELL?
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I KNOW SHE DIDN'T
WRITE ABOUT MY RASH.
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MIKE, YOU GOT
A RASH, TOO?
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ALLEGEDLY.
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YOURS IS SHAPED LIKE
THE STATE OF TEXAS?!
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MIKE, SHOW ME YOUR TATTOO
OF HATTIE'S NAME ON YOU.
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HEY, MAN, I HAD TO DO
WHAT I HAD TO DO TO GET THE JOB.
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THE GARDEN'S REAL.
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I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY COULD
PUT A TATTOO THERE.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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IT SAYS HERE,
"BECAUSE OF THE SIZE...
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...THEY COULD
ONLY GET H‐A."
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HA!
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EVERY TIME YOU PULL IT OUT,
I GUESS YOU SAY, "HA!"
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BABY.
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I KNOW.
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OH. OH. OH.
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OOH! I KNOW.
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OOH.OOH.
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‐OH, MAMA.
‐OOH.
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OH, MAMA.
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OOH.
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BABY?
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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LET'S TALK ABOUT PAGE 96.
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NOW...
[ CHUCKLES UNEASILY ]
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‐YOU SAID...
‐NO, NO, NO. BABY, BABY.
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BABY, THAT WAS ‐‐
THAT WAS BEFORE YOU.
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IT WAS BEFORE,
IN MY OTHER LIFE.
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BEFORE THIS LIFE.
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BUT, BABY...
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YOU SAID
I WAS THE FIRST ONE.
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AND YOU WERE.
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BECAUSE THAT WAS
THE FIRST TIME...
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I DID IT WITH YOU.
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BABY, I THINK
SOME TIME AWAY ‐‐
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YOU KNOW WHAT, BABY?
[ LAUGHS ]
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I'M ‐‐ YOU ‐‐
WE READ ENOUGH.
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YOU DON'T NEED
TO READ ANY MORE.
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YOUR MAMA WAS
TALKING ABOUT US.
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I KNOW.
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SHE EVEN HAS ILLUSTRATIONS.
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THEY'RE REALLY SMALL, BUT...
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IS THAT ME?!
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I SAID THEY REALLY SMALL.
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THAT'S IRONIC.
MINE'S THE ONLY ONE IN COLOR.
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WHAT A SECOND!
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AM I...
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AM I THE LONELY SPINSTER?
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OH, HELL NO!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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I MEAN, HELL NO!
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'CAUSE I GOT MENSES.
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MANY MENSES.
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ALL MY HOS.
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MIKE HAS A RASH
THE SHAPE OF TEXAS?
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WAIT. AM I THE WHORE
WHO STOLE HER GRANDSON?
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THAT WOULD BE YOU, BABY.
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THEN YOU MUST
BE THE GRANDSON
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WHO SHE DIDN'T THINK
WAS INTO WHORES.
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‐WHAT?
‐MM‐HMM.
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LET ME SEE THAT!
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PAGE 156.
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I'M GONNA KILL GRANDMA!
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YOU'RE NOT A WHORE, BABY.
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I'M INTO WHORES.
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HMM?
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MIKE, YOU MIGHT
NEED TO GET TESTED.
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HEY, 122.
246
00:12:45,178 --> 00:12:51,585
HEY, 14, 15, 16,
17, 22, AND 44.
247
00:12:53,854 --> 00:12:56,923
‐WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
‐I'LL SAY.
248
00:12:56,923 --> 00:13:00,561
‐OH, SO YOU'VE READ IT, TOO.
‐OH, HELL, WE ALL READ IT.
249
00:13:00,561 --> 00:13:02,135
I CAN'T BELIEVE HER!
250
00:13:02,135 --> 00:13:05,939
BELIEVE IT, SON.
BELIEVE IT.
251
00:13:05,939 --> 00:13:08,308
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO HER.
252
00:13:08,308 --> 00:13:12,378
‐I DO.
‐HMM, YEAH, THE DEVIL.
253
00:13:12,378 --> 00:13:15,415
I WAS GONNA SAY SAM.
254
00:13:15,415 --> 00:13:17,684
SAME THING.
255
00:13:17,684 --> 00:13:20,153
WHAT?!
256
00:13:20,153 --> 00:13:23,857
OH, DON'T ACT LIKE YOU
DIDN'T COME ACROSS 187.
257
00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:28,862
CAME ACROSS A LOT OF THINGS.
258
00:13:28,862 --> 00:13:30,864
LOOK, I MEAN, WE ALWAYS JOKED
ABOUT IT AND EVERYTHING,
259
00:13:30,864 --> 00:13:32,733
BUT I NEVER BELIEVED
IT TO BE TRUE.
260
00:13:32,733 --> 00:13:36,537
IT'S NOT TRUE!
261
00:13:36,537 --> 00:13:38,338
THIS IS ALL FICTION!
262
00:13:40,607 --> 00:13:42,943
NO, IT'S NOT.
263
00:13:42,943 --> 00:13:45,178
YEAH, WELL, IF WHAT SHE
WROTE ABOUT ME IS TRUE,
264
00:13:45,178 --> 00:13:48,782
THEN WHAT SHE WROTE
ABOUT YOU IS TRUE!
265
00:13:48,782 --> 00:13:50,651
WELL, IT'S FICTION!
266
00:13:50,651 --> 00:13:53,186
OH! SO AS A LITTLE BOY,
267
00:13:53,186 --> 00:13:55,856
YOU DIDN'T TRY ON
YOUR MOMMY'S DRESSES...
268
00:13:55,856 --> 00:13:57,758
OR HER SHOES?
269
00:13:59,626 --> 00:14:02,135
MY MAMA HAD
REALLY COOL SHOES!
270
00:14:02,135 --> 00:14:06,873
OH! OH, BABY, DON'T ‐‐
DON'T TRY THAT.
271
00:14:06,873 --> 00:14:09,275
SORRY, MAMA.
272
00:14:11,545 --> 00:14:14,781
MY MOTHER
HAS LOST HER MIND.
273
00:14:14,781 --> 00:14:16,550
UNCLE FLOYD,
WHERE IS SHE?
274
00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:18,852
SHE SAID SHE HAD
A MEETIN' OR SOMETHIN'.
275
00:14:18,852 --> 00:14:21,254
A MEETIN' WITH WHO?!
276
00:14:22,322 --> 00:14:24,558
HELL, I DON'T KNOW.
277
00:14:24,558 --> 00:14:28,028
WHY DID ALL OF A SUDDEN
WE GET TO OKLAHOMA?
278
00:14:28,028 --> 00:14:30,030
LISTEN...
279
00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:32,132
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT SHE WROTE
280
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,367
ALL OUR BUSINESS
DOWN IN HER BOOK.
281
00:14:36,236 --> 00:14:40,707
WELL, SHE SAID
IT WAS HER MEMOIRS.
282
00:14:40,707 --> 00:14:44,645
WELL, HER MEMOIRS ARE
APPARENTLY OUR MEMOIRS.
283
00:14:46,046 --> 00:14:49,049
EXCEPT FOR
THE CIRCUS YEARS.
284
00:14:49,049 --> 00:14:50,250
[ LAUGHS ]
285
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,719
THOSE THINGS SHE DID
IN THOSE BUNKHOUSES!
286
00:14:54,721 --> 00:14:57,558
THAT'S NASTY.
287
00:14:57,558 --> 00:14:59,826
ACTUALLY,
I WAS QUITE IMPRESSED.
288
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,204
SHE SURE WAS AGILE.
289
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,774
UH, HELLO!
290
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,009
DAUGHTER HERE.
291
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:14,347
AND GRANDSON GROSSED
THE HELL OUT!
292
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,749
SORRY, BABE.
293
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,018
I'M NOT HAPPY.
294
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,253
I MEAN, NEITHER AM I.
NONE OF US ARE.
295
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,888
I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE DID THIS.
296
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,323
ME, EITHER.
297
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,091
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT SHE WROTE ABOUT ME.
298
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,927
IT'S OKAY, BABY.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
299
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,494
I THOUGHT SHE LIKED ME.
300
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,731
YEAH, WELL, APPARENTLY,
SHE DON'T LIKE NONE OF US.
301
00:15:30,731 --> 00:15:32,032
HM!
302
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:34,901
WELL, SHE DID CALL ME
HER VANILLA TREAT.
303
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,903
[ EXHALES ]
304
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:39,105
THE THINGS YOU DID
WITH HER.
305
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:43,076
‐OH.
‐DISGUSTING.
306
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,946
ALLEGEDLY.
307
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:49,382
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE'RE ALL HERE.
308
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:52,385
LET'S GO OVER TO HER HOUSE,
309
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,487
TEAR THE PLACE APART.
310
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:57,023
WE CAN LEAVE MIKEY
TO WATCH THE DINER.
311
00:15:57,023 --> 00:16:00,026
FIND EVERY COPY
AND BURN THEM.
312
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,434
YES!
313
00:16:02,869 --> 00:16:04,370
ALL RIGHT.
314
00:16:04,370 --> 00:16:05,506
WHERE DO WE START?
315
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:08,008
‐EVERYWHERE.
‐ALL RIGHT.
316
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,843
I'M GONNA TAKE THE BEDROOM.
317
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,645
HEY, HEY!
318
00:16:11,645 --> 00:16:13,479
I'M SURE YOU KNOW
THAT REAL WELL.
319
00:16:13,479 --> 00:16:16,216
ABOUT AS WELL AS YOU KNOW
THE BASEMENT.
320
00:16:16,216 --> 00:16:18,619
HEY! DON'T!
321
00:16:18,619 --> 00:16:21,187
SO LET'S NOT.
322
00:16:21,187 --> 00:16:22,956
WOULD YOU GUYS CUT IT OUT?
323
00:16:22,956 --> 00:16:24,858
‐I'LL TAKE THE ATTIC!
‐NO!
324
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:30,263
‐WHY NOT?
‐PAGE 128!
325
00:16:32,332 --> 00:16:33,934
OH, YEAH.
326
00:16:33,934 --> 00:16:35,702
LET SAM TAKE THE ATTIC.
327
00:16:35,702 --> 00:16:37,237
WHY SAM?!
328
00:16:37,237 --> 00:16:40,273
SAM, YOU KNOW
THAT ATTIC VERY WELL.
329
00:16:40,273 --> 00:16:42,075
‐WHAT?
‐MMM.
330
00:16:42,075 --> 00:16:44,444
BUT IT'S DARK AND MUSTY.
331
00:16:44,444 --> 00:16:46,680
WE DON'T HAVE TO
SEARCH MAMA HATTIE ‐‐
332
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,081
SHE'S NOT HERE.
333
00:16:48,081 --> 00:16:50,383
OKAY, FINE.
334
00:16:50,383 --> 00:16:53,119
LOOK, LET'S JUST HURRY UP
BEFORE SHE GETS BACK.
335
00:16:53,119 --> 00:16:54,755
‐LET'S GO.
‐I'M GONNA TAKE THE KITCHEN.
336
00:16:54,755 --> 00:16:56,790
GOOD IDEA.
337
00:16:56,790 --> 00:17:00,293
‐UPSTAIRS.
‐WHY?
338
00:17:00,293 --> 00:17:01,735
'CAUSE YOU ONLY WANT
TO GO IN THE KITCHEN
339
00:17:01,735 --> 00:17:03,970
BECAUSE YOU WANT TO
GET SOMETHING TO EAT.
340
00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:07,207
‐WHAT?
‐UPSTAIRS.
341
00:17:07,207 --> 00:17:08,141
SORRY.
342
00:17:23,323 --> 00:17:24,825
AIN'T THIS MY HOUSE?
343
00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:28,394
WHAT THE HELL Y'ALL
DOING IN MY HOUSE?
344
00:17:28,394 --> 00:17:29,596
‐MAMA!
‐WHAT?!
345
00:17:29,596 --> 00:17:30,964
DON'T "MAMA" ME.
346
00:17:32,265 --> 00:17:33,667
WE NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
347
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:36,803
ABOUT WHAT?
348
00:17:36,803 --> 00:17:39,005
YOUR BOOK.
349
00:17:39,005 --> 00:17:41,007
WHAT ABOUT MY BOOK?
350
00:17:41,007 --> 00:17:43,544
YOUR BOOK IS NOT YOUR BOOK.
351
00:17:43,544 --> 00:17:46,379
IT AIN'T?
352
00:17:47,447 --> 00:17:49,182
NO, MAMA,
IT'S ALL ABOUT US,
353
00:17:49,182 --> 00:17:50,917
AND WE DON'T LIKE IT.
354
00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:54,855
‐YOU DON'T?
‐NO, WE DON'T.
355
00:17:54,855 --> 00:17:56,523
WELL, HELL,
I TOLD Y'ALL'S SECRETS.
356
00:17:56,523 --> 00:17:59,292
I WASN'T FIXIN'
TO TELL MINE.
357
00:17:59,292 --> 00:18:02,168
NOW WHAT THE HELL Y'ALL
WANT TO DO ABOUT IT?
358
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,904
THERE AIN'T ONE OF YOU
LOOK BIG ENOUGH
359
00:18:03,904 --> 00:18:05,606
TO DO NOTHING TO ME.
360
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:08,041
HELL, I TOLD THE TRUTH.
361
00:18:08,041 --> 00:18:09,910
ALLEGEDLY!
362
00:18:11,211 --> 00:18:12,746
WELL, SAM,
363
00:18:12,746 --> 00:18:16,917
YOU OUT OF EVERYBODY HERE
KNOW WHAT THE TRUTH IS.
364
00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:19,953
♪♪ POT SHAKER, POT SHAKER,
POT SHAKER ♪♪
365
00:18:19,953 --> 00:18:21,387
‐OH!
‐[ CACKLES ]
366
00:18:21,387 --> 00:18:23,056
LEMON LIME,
RIGHT ON TIME.
367
00:18:23,056 --> 00:18:25,692
OH! MISS HATTIE!
368
00:18:25,692 --> 00:18:29,930
[ SIGHS ] 50 SHADES OF...
369
00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:31,397
...OLD AS HELL.
370
00:18:34,267 --> 00:18:36,236
THAT TOO, FLOYD.
371
00:18:36,236 --> 00:18:39,873
I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK.
372
00:18:39,873 --> 00:18:43,143
[ LAUGHS ] HE WERE.
[ LAUGHS ]
373
00:18:43,143 --> 00:18:46,479
‐STOP IT!
‐MAMA!
374
00:18:46,479 --> 00:18:49,415
‐HUH?
‐WE DON'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE
TO SEE THIS BOOK.
375
00:18:49,415 --> 00:18:51,384
[ SCOFFS ] TOO LATE.
376
00:19:02,368 --> 00:19:03,704
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
377
00:19:03,704 --> 00:19:07,874
OOH, I GOT ME
A NICE PIECE OF CHANGE.
378
00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:14,214
‐WHAT?
‐I MEAN,
THEY PAID ME GOOD, TOO.
379
00:19:14,214 --> 00:19:17,217
WELL, HOW MUCH
DID YOU GET, MAMA?
380
00:19:17,217 --> 00:19:19,419
I WAS JUST TEASING WITH Y'ALL.
381
00:19:22,188 --> 00:19:24,257
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, MAMA?
382
00:19:24,257 --> 00:19:25,626
I TOOK IT OVER
THERE TO WILLIAM
383
00:19:25,626 --> 00:19:26,927
& WILLIAM AND WILLIAM
384
00:19:26,927 --> 00:19:28,562
& WILLIAM AND WILLIAM
385
00:19:28,562 --> 00:19:30,296
& WILLIAM AND WILLIAM
386
00:19:30,296 --> 00:19:33,534
& WILLIAM & JONES...
387
00:19:33,534 --> 00:19:35,468
PUBLISHING COMPANY.
388
00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:38,271
AND THEY TOLD ME
I NEED TO HANG UP
389
00:19:38,271 --> 00:19:40,206
WITH MY WRITING SKILLS.
390
00:19:42,275 --> 00:19:45,178
YOU KNOW THEY TOLD ME I SUCK.
391
00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:48,849
Both: PAGE 296.
392
00:19:51,217 --> 00:19:53,687
AND THEY SAID COULDN'T NONE
OF THAT STUFF IN THAT BOOK
393
00:19:53,687 --> 00:19:54,855
EVEN BE TRUE.
394
00:19:56,256 --> 00:19:59,092
SO I JUST BUST
THAT BASTARD UP
395
00:19:59,092 --> 00:20:01,101
AND THROWED IT
IN THE GARBAGE CAN.
396
00:20:02,936 --> 00:20:04,304
WHO, WILLIAM &
WILLIAM AND WILLIAM
397
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,607
& WILLIAM AND WILLIAM...
398
00:20:06,607 --> 00:20:09,309
WILLIAM & WILLIAM
AND WILLIAM...
399
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:12,345
& JONES?
400
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,413
OR THE BOOK?
401
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,417
THE BOOK, FLOYD!
402
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:20,253
‐OOH!
‐WHEW.
403
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:26,326
SO I GUESS NOBODY WILL
REMEMBER ME WHEN I DIE.
404
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,994
MAMA [CHUCKLES]
405
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,363
WE'LL REMEMBER YOU
WHEN YOU DIE.
406
00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:34,300
YOU WILL?
407
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,002
AIN'T THAT NICE.
408
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,738
THAT'S SO NICE.
409
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:42,475
YEAH, WE'LL REMEMBER YOU
FOR TELLING ALL OUR BUSINESS.
410
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,244
STOP IT, UNCLE FLOYD.
411
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:45,879
I'LL BE GLAD
WHEN SHE PUT ON HER
412
00:20:45,879 --> 00:20:48,348
FINAL CHURCH SHOES AND DIE.
413
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,952
UNCLE FLOYD!
414
00:20:51,952 --> 00:20:54,120
ALLEGEDLY.
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