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OH, MY GOSH, YOU GUYS.
GUESS WHAT?
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WHAT?
WHAT?
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WE EAT AT THE SAME PLACE
EVERY DAMN DAY!
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YES, WE DO.
[ CHAIR SCRAPES ]
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I MEAN...[ SCOFFS ] CAN WE GO
SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR LUNCH?
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NO...WE CAN'T.
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YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY,
DO YOU?
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NO...I DON'T.
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SAM, I DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING OR NOT DOING
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WITH YOUR MONEY.
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ME EITHER.
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I HAVE MANNEY!
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WHERE IS IT?
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I GAVE IT TO
A HOME...LESS PERSON.
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OH, THAT ‐‐
THAT MAN THAT WAS OUT...
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MM‐HMM.
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SAM!
THAT WAS REALLY SWEET!
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YEAH, SO SWEET.
HE'S LYING!
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YOU GAVE ME YOUR MONEY,
BECAUSE HE WOULD'VE HOMELESS
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IF HE DIDN'T PAY THE RENT!
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DAMN, SAM!
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WHAT?
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LOOK, STOP COMPLAINING AND LET'S
ORDER SOMETHIN', PLEASE!
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FINE.
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[ Flatly ]
HEY, WHAT CAN I GET YOU GUYS?
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HEY, MAMA.
WHY THE LONG FACE?
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BABY, I'M JUST...
I MEAN, I DON'T...[ SIGHS ]
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SHE JUST CONFUSED
'CAUSE SHE GOT TWO MEN
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AND DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO DO WITH 'EM.
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AW, SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW.
GO AHEAD, MISS LINDA.
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GIRL, YOU BETTER PLAY
THE FIELD, HONEY.
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DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE
I'M YOUR AGE, LITTLE GIRL.
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WELL, I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU
LIKE YOU'RE MY AGE.
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THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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I WAS TALKING TO YOU LIKE
THEY WOULD TALK TO YOU
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WHEN YOU WERE MY AGE.
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IN THE EARLY '80s?
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YOU KNOW, THE 1880s.
SOUND FAMILIAR?
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I'M‐A TAKE HER OUT.
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ACTUALLY, THAT'S THE PROBLEM
YOU HAVE WITH YOUR TWO MEN.
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Drew: [ LAUGHING ]
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I...
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LEAVE ME ALONE.
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WELL, NOW WHO'S GONNA TAKE
OUR ORDER?
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WHAT THE HELL
I LOOK LIKE, SAM?
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STUFF THAT WHEN...
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MNH‐MNH.
[ GRUNTS ]
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YOU DON'T WANT ME
TO ANSWER THAT.
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YOU KNOW I'M BEAUTIFUL, SAM.
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I LOOK 25 YEAR YOUNGER
WHEN I'M LAYIN' ON MY BACK.
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GRANDMA!
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DREW,
ALWAYS LAY ON YOUR BACK.
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HMM.
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I DON'T NEED TO LOOK LIKE
I'M 25 YEARS YOUNGER.
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I AM 25.
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[ COUGHS ] SURE YOU ARE.
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WHATEVER.
WHAT Y'ALL WANNA EAT?
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I'LL HAVE A HATTIE PATTY.
MM.
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AND YOU, SAM?
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I'LL HAVE A CHEF ‐‐
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I'LL HAVE THE...
WHAM, BAM, THANK YOU, SAM?
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IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE.
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WELL...
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SEEING AS HOW THIS PLACE
HAS A "D" RATING OUT FRONT,
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I'LL JUST HAVE A SHAKE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, DREW?
YOU NEED TWO OR THREE SHAKES.
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WITH THAT SHAPE,
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YOU NEED SEVERAL SHAKES
TO GIVE YOU A SHAKE!
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AND, UH, CAN I GET SOME KETCHUP
AND MUSTARD, PLEASE?
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DANNY,
YOU WANT ANY KETCHUP?
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NAH,
I'M NOT USING CONDIMENTS.
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WHAT, WHY?
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I'M JUST NOT GONNA GIVE INTO
THE TEMPTATION OF USIN' 'EM.
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HUH.
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OH, NO.
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OH, LORD.
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DANNY DON'T USE CONDOMS?
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I'M JUST GONNA HAVE
TO TALK TO HIM.
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AIN'T NO OTHER WAY TO DO IT.
JUST GON' HAVE TO DO IT.
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I'M SO SICK OF BEIN' MAMA
AND DADDY TO EVERYBODY!
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I KNOW I'M JUST GON' HAVE TO
MAN UP AND PUT MY PANTS ON
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AND GO AND DEAL
WITH THIS SITUATION!
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DANNY!
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I NEED TO TALK TO YOUR DUMB ASS!
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OKAY, LET ME START THIS OFF
REAL SWEET.
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HOW YOU DOIN', BABY?
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UH, I'M GOOD.
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YOU ENJOYING YOUR APARTMENT?
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OH, YEAH!
YEAH.
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YOU HAVE, UH, HAVE LIL' GIRLS
COME OVER AND EVERYTHING?
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SOMETIMES. [ CHUCKLES ]
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HA HA HA.
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BUT THEY'RE ALL FOR ME.
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DANNY, YOU ‐‐ YOU DO HAVE DATES
AND EVERYTHING, RIGHT?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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HOLD ON.
[ CONTINUES LAUGHING ]
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I GOTTA MAKE A LAP.
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AH! AH! NO.
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YES.
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WHEN?
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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THAT WOULD BE A "NO."
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ZERO. ZILCH.
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NADA!
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NUNCA PARA TI!
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DANNY, WE NEED TO HAVE
A CONVERSATION.
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OKAY, WHAT IS IT?
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YOU KNOW I DON'T BEAT AROUND
THE BUSH.
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I JUST COME RIGHT OUT
AND SAY THINGS.
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THAT'S IT
AND THAT'S HOW I ROLL.
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IT IS. [ CHUCKLES ]
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THAT'S HOW I ROLL.
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HEY, YOU TELL IT LIKE IT IS.
YEAH, YOU RIGHT.
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I TELL IT LIKE IT T‐I IS.
YEAH, EH...
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WE NEED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION.
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'BOUT WHAT?
SEX!
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SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS.
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I'LL SAY.
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I MEAN, YOUR GRANDMOTHER WANTS
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SEX.
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EH, MAN.
HOW LAME IS THAT?
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UH, YEAH.
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GRANDMA, YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANNA
HAVE THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU.
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WHY NOT?
IT'S IMPORTANT, DANNY!
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'CAUSE YOU'RE MY ‐‐ MY...
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GRANDMOTHER! HELLO!
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YOU SHOULD BE BAKIN' COOKIES
AND KNITTIN' SWEATERS,
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NOT TALKING ABOUT...
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GOOD, HOT, BUTT‐NAKED,
TWERKIN' SEX?
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SICK TIME!
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OKAY, LISTEN.
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I LIKE TO TWERK BUTT‐NAKED
JUST AS MUCH AS THE NEXT MAN,
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BUT I DON'T WANNA HAVE
THIS CONVERSATION.
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YOU REALLY DON'T
HAVE A CHOICE, DREW!
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WE'RE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION!
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NO, NO, I'M NOT.
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AND IF YOU INSIST, GRANDMA,
I'M GONNA LEAVE THIS PLACE.
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DANNY, THIS IS IMPORTANT!
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I DON'T CARE
HOW IMPORTANT IT IS,
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I'M NOT TALKIN' TO
MY GRANDMOTHER ABOUT SEX!
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BUT IT'S ONLY NATURAL!
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FOR YOUNG PEOPLE!
[ LAUGHS ]
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FOR OLD PEOPLE, IT'S "AH!
OOH! MILDRED! MY ‐‐ AH!
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OOH, MY PACE ‐‐ "
[ BLOWS RASPBERRY, GROANS ]
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IT'S WRONG.
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SHUT THE HELL UP, SAM.
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ME AND YOU
WILL TALK ABOUT SEX LATER.
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WHY?
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RIGHT NOW, DANNY,
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
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NO, GRA ‐‐ I DON'T CARE
HOW IMPORTANT IT IS.
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I'M NOT LISTENING.
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DANNY.
I'M NOT LISTENING.
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LA LA LA LA LA...
DA ‐‐
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[ HUMMING ]
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DID HE SING A SONG ON ME?
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LA LA LA LA...
OKAY.
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OKAY, FINE.
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FINE, DANNY.
LA LA LA...
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FINE!
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HEY, WHAT ‐‐ HEY ‐‐
HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
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WHAT IS DANNY DOIN'?
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NOT WRAPPIN' IT UP!
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
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IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS,
FLOYD.
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I NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS
WITH A MAN!
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A MAN?
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UH, YEAH!
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WELL, WHAT AM I?
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DO YOU REALLY WANT ME
TO ANSWER THAT, FLOYD?
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YES, SIR, I DO, BRUH.
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I SAID, "I NEED TO TALK
ABOUT THIS WITH A MAN!"
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LINDA!
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SOMETHIN' YOU AIN'T
TELL ME?
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MAMA, I'M WITH CUSTOMERS.
THEN LET THEM WAIT!
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I NEED TO TALK TO MY DAUGHTER.
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MAMA, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
STAY IN BUSINESS
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TREATIN' CUSTOMERS
LIKE THIS.
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GIRL, SHUT THE HELL UP.
I'VE BEEN IN BUSINESS 45 YEAR.
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AND I DON'T KNOW HOW.
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ME NEITHER,
ESPECIALLY DOIN' ALL THIS.
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WHAT IS IT, MAMA?
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THAT'S WHAT I WANNA KNOW.
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LINDA...
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YES, MAMA.
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LINDA...
WHAT?
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LINDA...
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WHY YOU KEEP CALLIN' MY NAME?
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LINDA...
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SLAP HER!
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I WISH THE HELL SHE WOULD.
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SHE'D BE PICKIN' HER FACE UP
OFF THAT FLOOR WITH HER TOES!
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'CAUSE SHE GON' HAVE
NO FINGER LEFT!
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WHAT IS IT, MAMA?
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IT'S IMPORTANT.
WE NEED TO TALK.
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ABOUT WHAT?
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IT'S ABOUT YOUR SON.
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WHAT ABOUT HIM?
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IT'S BAD.
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WHAT IS IT?
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LOOK AT HIM!
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WHAT?
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IT'S BAD.
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WHAT'S BAD, HATTIE?
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IT MAKE ME FEEL SO BAD, FLOYD.
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I MEAN, MAKE ME FEEL SO BAD.
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WHAT, WITCH?
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LINDA...
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IT'S DANNY.
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WELL, WHAT ABOUT HIM?
NO. NO.
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'CAUSE I'VE BEEN ASKIN' HER.
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SHE WON'T TELL ME
WHAT'S GOIN' ON.
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FINE, FINE.
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YOU GOT A TABLE OVER THERE
IN SECTION EIGHT ANYWAY.
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SO WHAT? Y'ALL JUST GONNA
LEAVE IT LIKE THAT?
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YOU WON'T TELL US WHY
YOU WHININ'.
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I ALREADY TOLD YOU,
IT'S DANNY.
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YOU SAID THAT.
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LINDA, HE DOIN' SOMETHIN'
SO DANGEROUS.
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WHAT IS IT, MAMA?
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LINDA, I HEARD IT
WHEN HE SAID IT.
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HE SAID HE NOT USING CONDOMS.
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Linda and Floyd: WHAT?!
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I'M TELLIN' Y'ALL.
I HEARD IT WITH MY OWN EARS.
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HE AIN'T USIN' NO WUBBAS.
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WHAT'S A WUBBA?
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RUBBER!
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UH, YOU WANNA RUN THAT
BY ME AGAIN?
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I'M TELLIN' YOU.
I HEARD IT.
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HE SAID, "I DON'T USE CONDOM."
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ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT, NOW?
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YEAH!
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HE SAT RIGHT OVER THERE
AND JUST TOLD SAM AND DREW THAT.
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I HEARD HIM WHEN HE SAID IT.
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THAT CAN'T BE.
I KNOW IT CAN'T BE.
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AIN'T NOBODY TRYIN' TO
SLEEP WITH DANNY.
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UNCLE FLOYD.
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I'M JUST SAYIN'.
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MY BABY IS CUTE.
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SOMEBODY MIGHT BE TRYIN'
TO GIVE IT...TO HIM.
239
00:11:37,604 --> 00:11:40,707
AIN'T NOBODY TRYIN' TO
SLEEP WITH DANNY ‐‐
240
00:11:40,707 --> 00:11:43,243
UNLESS...
241
00:11:43,243 --> 00:11:45,445
UNLESS WHAT?
242
00:11:45,445 --> 00:11:50,350
HIM AND SAM
ARE AWFULLY DAMN CLOSE.
243
00:11:50,350 --> 00:11:52,819
STOP IT, UNCLE FLOYD.
I'M GONNA TALK TO HIM.
244
00:11:54,154 --> 00:11:55,421
HOW YOU GONNA DO THAT?
245
00:11:55,421 --> 00:11:57,591
I'M JUST GONNA GO ASK HIM.
NO!
246
00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:58,825
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
247
00:11:58,825 --> 00:12:01,234
YOU DON'T WALK OVER THERE
AND TALK TO YOUR SON
248
00:12:01,234 --> 00:12:03,169
IN FRONT HIS FRIENDS
LIKE THAT!
249
00:12:03,169 --> 00:12:07,307
AND WHY NOT?
'CAUSE THAT'S EMBARRASSING!
250
00:12:07,307 --> 00:12:11,645
WE CHANGED HIS DIAPERS!
RIGHT.
251
00:12:11,645 --> 00:12:15,248
THAT'S RIGHT.
WE CHANGED HIS...
252
00:12:15,248 --> 00:12:17,618
WELL, HOLD ON.
253
00:12:17,618 --> 00:12:19,720
MAMA, YOU DIDN'T CHANGE
HIS DIAPERS.
254
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,989
THE HELL YOU TRYIN' TO SAY?
255
00:12:22,989 --> 00:12:25,458
YOU DIDN'T.
256
00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:27,961
GIRL, STOP ALL THAT LYIN'.
257
00:12:27,961 --> 00:12:30,396
YOU DIDN'T, MAMA,
EVEN WHEN I WAS SICK.
258
00:12:30,396 --> 00:12:31,898
YOU ‐‐ I SAID, "MAMA, CAN YOU
PLEASE HELP ME WITH THE BABY
259
00:12:31,898 --> 00:12:33,233
AND CHANGE HIS DIAPER?"
260
00:12:33,233 --> 00:12:35,068
YOU SAID, "HELL NO, I AIN'T
CHANGIN' NO BABY DIAPER!"
261
00:12:35,068 --> 00:12:37,504
SOUND LIKE YOU.
NO, NO, NO.
262
00:12:37,504 --> 00:12:42,042
NOW WHAT I SAID WAS,
"GET YOUR SICK ASS UP,
263
00:12:42,042 --> 00:12:45,912
"GO OVER THERE,
CHANGE THAT BABY DIAPER.
264
00:12:45,912 --> 00:12:50,350
I DIDN'T HAVE HIM. YOU DID."
265
00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:54,187
SO I DIDN'T THINK THAT IT WAS
FAIR THAT I SHOULD HAVE TO SMELL
266
00:12:54,187 --> 00:12:57,624
HIS SH ‐‐
HEY!
267
00:12:57,624 --> 00:12:58,925
WE GET IT, MAMA.
268
00:12:58,925 --> 00:13:02,969
AND DON'T FORGET IT!
269
00:13:02,969 --> 00:13:04,204
BUT LOOK,
270
00:13:04,204 --> 00:13:07,273
I BELIEVE THAT I SHOULD TALK
TO HIM, MAN TO MAN.
271
00:13:07,273 --> 00:13:09,843
WELL, FLOYD,
YOU GON' BE SHORT A MAN.
272
00:13:09,843 --> 00:13:14,447
YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT HE'LL EVENTUALLY CATCH UP.
273
00:13:14,447 --> 00:13:17,918
I WAS TALKIN' ABOUT YOU!
274
00:13:17,918 --> 00:13:19,720
LOOK, LOOK.
275
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,856
I KNOW YOU THINK YOU GOT MORE
HAIR ON YOUR CHINNY CHIN CHINS
276
00:13:22,856 --> 00:13:25,458
AND YOUR BACK
277
00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:28,695
AND YOUR CHEST
AND UNDERARMS,
278
00:13:28,695 --> 00:13:30,063
BUT LOOK,
279
00:13:30,063 --> 00:13:33,634
I THINK I'M MAN ENOUGH TO HANDLE
TALKIN' TO MY LIL' NEPHEW.
280
00:13:33,634 --> 00:13:36,136
I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THIS.
NOW I'M GONNA TALK TO HIM.
281
00:13:36,136 --> 00:13:38,138
NO, YOU WON'T.
282
00:13:38,138 --> 00:13:41,041
LOOK, I SAID,
"THIS IS A MAN THING," OKAY?
283
00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:45,411
I CAN'T BELIEVE DANNY.
HE'S ALWAYS BEEN SO RESPONSIBLE.
284
00:13:45,411 --> 00:13:47,080
YEAH.
285
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,983
BUT HE'S STILL GOT TO PROTECT
HIS SELF AND WRAP IT UP.
286
00:13:49,983 --> 00:13:51,351
I'M NOT TALKIN' ABOUT THAT,
MAMA.
287
00:13:51,351 --> 00:13:53,453
I WANNA KNOW WHO
HE'S HAVIN' SEX WITH.
288
00:13:55,622 --> 00:13:57,090
I DON'T KNOW!
289
00:13:57,090 --> 00:13:59,292
HE HADN'T EVEN INTRODUCED
THE GIRL TO ME.
290
00:13:59,292 --> 00:14:02,603
HA HA, GIRL.
AS I SAID...
291
00:14:02,603 --> 00:14:06,439
STOP IT, UNCLE FLOYD.
I NEED TO TALK TO HIM.
292
00:14:06,439 --> 00:14:10,143
I SAID I WOULD DO THAT.
FINE. WHEN?
293
00:14:10,143 --> 00:14:12,646
WELL, LATER ON THIS EVENIN'.
294
00:14:12,646 --> 00:14:14,047
NO, FLOYD, UNH‐UNH.
295
00:14:14,047 --> 00:14:17,117
THIS CAN'T WAIT TILL
THIS EVENIN'. NAH.
296
00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:18,418
LOOK, I'LL STOP BY
HIS APARTMENT LATER,
297
00:14:18,418 --> 00:14:19,686
'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA DO THIS
IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDS
298
00:14:19,686 --> 00:14:22,122
AND EVERYTHING.
THAT'LL BE EMBARRASSIN'.
299
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:25,526
YEAH.
I GUESS YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.
300
00:14:25,526 --> 00:14:26,627
GOOD.
301
00:14:26,627 --> 00:14:28,161
DANNY!
302
00:14:28,161 --> 00:14:31,364
UH ‐‐ HATTIE!
HATTIE, NO!
303
00:14:31,364 --> 00:14:34,535
COME ON, NOW.
STOP DOIN' ALL THAT.
304
00:14:34,535 --> 00:14:38,204
MAMA, I AGREE WITH UNCLE FLOYD.
THIS IS A MAN THING.
305
00:14:38,204 --> 00:14:41,107
I THINK YOU NEED
TO LET HIM TALK TO HIM.
306
00:14:41,107 --> 00:14:43,009
THANK YOU.
307
00:14:44,711 --> 00:14:46,913
YOU GO AHEAD.
YOU GO AHEAD.
308
00:14:46,913 --> 00:14:49,650
I'M‐A STEP BACK.
309
00:14:49,650 --> 00:14:52,118
BUT BELIEVE ME,
IF YOU AIN'T GOT THIS HERE,
310
00:14:52,118 --> 00:14:54,988
I'M‐A HAVE TO COME INTO
THE SITUATION.
311
00:14:54,988 --> 00:14:58,491
I'M GON' DEAL
WITH THE SITUATION.
312
00:14:58,491 --> 00:15:02,002
TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH, BRUH.
313
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:05,005
I SAY I GOT THIS, DUDE.
ALL RIGHT?
314
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,873
CHILL, MAN.
315
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:12,746
HEY, NEPHEW.
316
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,181
OH, HEY. YEAH.
317
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:16,316
HEY, LOOK HERE.
318
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,383
UM, WHAT YOU DOIN' LATER
ON THIS EVENING?
319
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:19,586
OH, WE'RE PLAYING
BOARD GAMES.
320
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,523
BUT I WILL BE BORED
BECAUSE THERE WON'T BE
321
00:15:22,523 --> 00:15:26,159
ANY BROADS ON THE BOARD.
322
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:30,664
[ LAUGHS ] YEAH! OOH!
323
00:15:30,664 --> 00:15:33,834
ANYWAY, UM...
324
00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:36,169
I'M‐A STOP BY THE APARTMENT
A LITTLE BIT LATER ON, OKAY,
325
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,739
BECAUSE, UH,
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
326
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,808
SAM DID IT!
HE DID ALL OF IT!
327
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,176
WHAT?!
328
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:46,279
YEAH, I SAW HIM!
NO, HEY!
329
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,615
WHAT'S WRONG?
NOTHING!
330
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,483
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! OKAY?!
331
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,252
THE COPS WERE THERE
BEFORE I ARRIVED!
332
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:53,854
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT GIRL!
333
00:15:53,854 --> 00:15:58,391
EVERYONE WAS ALIVE BEFORE
I LEFT THAT BUILDING, OKAY?
334
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:01,367
IT'S JUST A RASH.
335
00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:04,971
COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
336
00:16:04,971 --> 00:16:06,439
USUALLY WHEN YOU WANNA
TALK TO US
337
00:16:06,439 --> 00:16:09,209
IT'S BECAUSE HE DID
SOMETHING WRONG. IT WAS HIM.
338
00:16:09,209 --> 00:16:10,376
MM‐HMM.
339
00:16:12,112 --> 00:16:14,447
NO.
340
00:16:14,447 --> 00:16:16,750
HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING...
THIS TIME.
341
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:18,619
OH, GREAT. [ LAUGHS ]
OH, GREAT.
342
00:16:18,619 --> 00:16:20,053
SAM, YOU...
COOL.
343
00:16:20,053 --> 00:16:21,254
HAVE A SEAT, BUDDY.
TAKE A LOAD OFF.
344
00:16:21,254 --> 00:16:24,224
YEAH.
SIT YOUR CRAZY ASS DOWN.
345
00:16:24,224 --> 00:16:25,792
MM‐HMM.
HA HA HA.
346
00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:28,428
RIGHT, HA. UH.
347
00:16:28,428 --> 00:16:33,934
I AM NOT GOIN' BACK
TO ALABAMA ANY TIME SOON.
348
00:16:33,934 --> 00:16:36,903
OKAY. UM...
349
00:16:36,903 --> 00:16:38,672
SO WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?
350
00:16:38,672 --> 00:16:42,208
WELL, DANNY, I WANNA TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THE, UM...
351
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:43,544
HOW SHOULD I PUT IT?
352
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:46,246
THE HORIZONTAL MAMBO?
[ CHUCKLES ]
353
00:16:46,246 --> 00:16:50,984
NO, THAT'S THE CHA‐CHA,
AND I'M REALLY GOOD AT THAT.
354
00:16:50,984 --> 00:16:52,953
WHY IS THAT NOT SURPRISING?
355
00:16:52,953 --> 00:16:54,588
UM...NO.
356
00:16:54,588 --> 00:16:55,889
UH, HOW SHOULD I PUT IT?
357
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:58,725
MAYBE THE, UH, PARKING THE CAR
IN THE GARAGE
358
00:16:58,725 --> 00:17:01,167
AND NOT BRINGING THE DOOR DOWN?
359
00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:04,304
I ALWAYS CLOSE THE DOOR.
WHAT?
360
00:17:04,304 --> 00:17:07,207
OH, WEE, TEE. UM...
361
00:17:07,207 --> 00:17:10,476
MAYBE, UM...POPPING THE TENT
362
00:17:10,476 --> 00:17:13,980
AND NOT PUTTIN' THE NYLON
OVER IT?
363
00:17:13,980 --> 00:17:16,482
[ CHUCKLES ] OH, MY GOSH.
364
00:17:16,482 --> 00:17:18,852
I'M DATING A GUY ONLINE WHO SAYS
HE WANTS TO DO ALL OF THOSE
365
00:17:18,852 --> 00:17:23,824
THINGS WITH ME!
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?
366
00:17:23,824 --> 00:17:26,693
UM, ACTUALLY, REMIND ME TO CUT
YOUR WI‐FI OFF.
367
00:17:26,693 --> 00:17:28,028
BUT UM...
368
00:17:28,028 --> 00:17:31,565
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT IT IS TURNING...
369
00:17:31,565 --> 00:17:33,333
IT'S TURNING ME ON.
370
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:37,037
NOPE, NOPE.
I'M PAST THAT POINT.
371
00:17:37,037 --> 00:17:41,608
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
UNCLE FLOYD, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
372
00:17:41,608 --> 00:17:43,176
YEAH, WE WANNA KNOW.
373
00:17:43,176 --> 00:17:45,712
SEX, DANNY. SEX!
AH.
374
00:17:45,712 --> 00:17:48,314
WELL, WHY IS EVERYONE TALKIN'
TO ME ABOUT SEX TODAY?
375
00:17:48,314 --> 00:17:49,616
I KNOW, RIGHT?
376
00:17:49,616 --> 00:17:51,718
FIRST YOUR GRANDMOTHER,
NOW YOUR UNCLE?
377
00:17:51,718 --> 00:17:55,989
THIS JUST GETS SADDER
AND SADDER BY THE MINUTE.
378
00:17:55,989 --> 00:17:58,959
I'LL SAY.
379
00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:00,493
WHAT IS IT?
380
00:18:00,493 --> 00:18:03,369
COME ON. OUT WITH IT!
PLEASE.
381
00:18:03,369 --> 00:18:05,939
LOOK, YOUR GRANDMA OVERHEAD
YOU SAYIN'
382
00:18:05,939 --> 00:18:08,509
THAT YOU DON'T USE CONDOMS.
383
00:18:08,509 --> 00:18:10,677
WHAT?
YEAH.
384
00:18:10,677 --> 00:18:12,879
OOH. THAT'S NICE.
385
00:18:12,879 --> 00:18:14,648
N‐NO, IT'S NOT! SHE...
386
00:18:14,648 --> 00:18:16,449
WELCOME TO THE TEAM, BRO.
387
00:18:16,449 --> 00:18:17,718
WAIT A MINUTE.
388
00:18:17,718 --> 00:18:21,121
SHE OVERHEARD YOU TALKIN'
TO DREW AND SAM
389
00:18:21,121 --> 00:18:23,023
THAT YOU DON'T USE...
390
00:18:23,023 --> 00:18:25,125
CONDIMENTS.
391
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:26,760
CONDIMENTS.
392
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,762
KETCHUP, MUSTARD,
HOT SAUCE.
393
00:18:28,762 --> 00:18:31,297
BARBECUE AIOLI.
CONDIMENTS!
394
00:18:31,297 --> 00:18:33,734
WOW.
IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID?
395
00:18:33,734 --> 00:18:35,702
YES.
396
00:18:35,702 --> 00:18:37,370
HOLD ON A SECOND.
397
00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:39,305
HATTIE MAE!
398
00:18:39,305 --> 00:18:40,507
YEAH?
399
00:18:42,709 --> 00:18:45,211
OH, OH, OH.
400
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,213
WHAT ‐‐ WHAT'D HE SAY?
401
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:52,285
HE SAID
HE DOESN'T USE CONDIMENTS!
402
00:18:52,285 --> 00:18:56,056
CONDIMENTS?
403
00:19:03,369 --> 00:19:06,206
CONDIMENTS?
YES.
404
00:19:06,206 --> 00:19:10,076
I'M NOT USIN' THEM 'CAUSE
HOT SAUCE GIVES ME HEARTBURN.
405
00:19:11,477 --> 00:19:16,216
SO HE SAID "CONDIMENTS"?
406
00:19:18,251 --> 00:19:22,388
I THOUGHT HE SAID
HE WASN'T USE NO CONDOM.
407
00:19:22,388 --> 00:19:24,825
GRANDMA, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED
TO TALK TO ME ABOUT?
408
00:19:24,825 --> 00:19:29,630
YEAH.
BUT YOU STILL GOTTA WRAP IT UP.
409
00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:31,397
I KNOW, GRANDMA.
410
00:19:31,397 --> 00:19:32,999
I KNOW HOW IMPORTANT
CONDOMS ARE.
411
00:19:32,999 --> 00:19:36,770
OHH. GOOD. GOOD, BABY.
YEAH.
412
00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:39,239
BUT HE DOESN'T USE 'EM!
413
00:19:39,239 --> 00:19:43,844
OH, HELL NO!
YOU ‐‐ YOU ‐‐ YOU DON'T?
414
00:19:43,844 --> 00:19:45,512
NO!
415
00:19:45,512 --> 00:19:49,449
HE DOESN'T BUCKLE UP,
SADDLE UP, MAN UP.
416
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:51,918
HE DOESN'T HAVE SEX.
417
00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:57,157
GOOD, BABY, GOOD.
NO, NO, NO.
418
00:19:57,157 --> 00:20:00,634
IT'S NOT GOOD.
HE NEEDS TO.
419
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,736
YOU'RE SUCH A GIRLY MAN.
420
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:08,642
BABY, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.
421
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:10,511
YOU CAN BE CELIBATE
LIKE YOUR MAMA.
422
00:20:10,511 --> 00:20:13,046
MM.
423
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:17,584
WE CAN BE MOMMY AND SON
CELIBACY...PARTNERS.
424
00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:21,722
EW. CELIBATES MOTEL.
425
00:20:23,123 --> 00:20:24,958
I WILL BE, MOM,
426
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,560
UNTIL THE RIGHT GIRL
COMES ALONG.
427
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:30,697
[ COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT ]
428
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:33,233
SORRY ABOUT THAT. [ GRUNTS ]
429
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,601
WHATEVER!
430
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,937
YOU STILL NEED TO WRAP IT UP,
DANNY, YOU HEAR ME?
431
00:20:36,937 --> 00:20:39,640
YES, MA'AM.
432
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,742
HMM. FROM THE SOUND OF
DREW'S COUGHS,
433
00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:45,278
SOUND LIKE SHE NEED TO
USE CONDOMS HERSELF.
434
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,750
YOU KNOW WHAT, FLOYD?
435
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:54,955
I SURE WISH YOUR DADDY
WOULD'VE USED A CONDOM!
436
00:20:54,955 --> 00:20:58,725
GETS ON MY DAMN NERVES!
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