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Got them?
Yes.

Where are they?
In Tangier.

Stenka rasin.
Stenka rasin!

Slivovitz!

Who has stolen the blueprints?
Stanley.

Stanley! The wretched double agent!
Find Mata Hari!

Beautiful.
Don't kill him!

Madame Kom-Phur
Go straight to Tangier.

Mata Hari.
They've stolen our blueprints.

Get them back.

I can't take any more.
I've had enough of working for you.

Stenka razin!
You little... ! Slivovitz!

Susie? What's going on?

They keep me locked up.
I don't know why.

Don't do anything against your will
for my sake.

It's always nice to hear
how the family is.

And all's well... at present.

Where is she?
In Europe.

Your flight to Tangier leaves in an hour.

Why don't you answer the phone?
I have no phone.

Son of a bitch!

I'm on the pill.
It's my secret radio transmitter.

Help me with the antenna.

It must point directly towards the Kremlin.

That way.

Agent Yuri Snillerof reporting.
Ready and listening.

Fly straight to Tangier.
Instructions to follow.

Not too much mouthwash.
It shorts out then.

That's all, Snillerof.

Roger, over and out.

A message from the Minister of Defense.

Calm down! Where's Jensen?
He's watching the Norwegian embassy.

Contact him.

Yes, yes.

Christian Firtal to Trefaldigheten.

Christian Firtal to Trefaldigheten.
Come in.

I think, the Russian jamming
station is on again.

Oh, NO!

You, the hot dog man.
Yes?

There's something in my hot dog.

You've just eaten my radio.

His radio is dead.
Send another.

Who are you?

I'm Arnold Andersen.
Irma la Douce's son.

Why are you here?
You have to go to Tangier immediately.

And take our trainee,
Knud Børge Andersen, with you.

Then you'll have all the help you need.

Retrieve the Albanian rocket plans

which an Albanian agent has stolen.

Both Russian and Chinese
secret agents are after them.

Wait for me, KB!

The plans are placed in
one of four powder boxes.

We have to find the right one.

Are the blueprints there?
Yes, in one of them.

The other three are full of explosives.

Which is the real one?
Only I know that.

They always try to cheat me.

With three false boxes in circulation
everyone must play it straight.

And only we three are to share.

Why three?
He must have his share.

If we get rid of him,
we only split it in two.

I like the way you think.

I can think of another equation too.

What is better than acting
with such an artificial one?

Yes, it's to share ten million...

...with a man that has a warm
and living tongue.

What happened to him?
He thought I had thick thighs.

I've recalculated. Now, there's just the
two of us to share the ten million.

But hurry up. The customers are waiting.

Watch out! He has a gun.

Stop it, I'm getting mad!

This is outrageous!
Stop it, everyone!

Are there any more?

No, Stop it! Let me go!

He has them.

The blueprints are on their way to Copenhagen.

Slivovitz!
Stenka razin! Copenhagen.

Pack my tooth brush
and 20 bottles of slivovitz.

Wolfgang Schmierkäse,

if your animal instincts
cause me any trouble....

but it's only once a week.

Now, the rain's coming.
You can see it on Mont Blanc.

Kulhuse by night, beautiful woman,
I'm ready with the camera.

But now there's no film in the camera
What?

The jacket.

The shirt.

Oh my god! What a party.

The pants.

Faster.

In a few minutes, we will be
landing in Copenhagen. .

Fasten your seat belts
and extinguish all cigarettes.

We hope you had a comfortable flight.

We ask the gentleman in the last row
to get dressed again.

Conair flight 605 from Tangier
has now landed.

I repeat: Conair flight 605
from Tangier has just arrived.

Aren't the blueprints here in Copenhagen?

KB Andersen had them on take off,

but I don't know where.

So find them.

Did you get them?

The passengers mustn't leave
the airport.

Not leave the airport?
Why not?

We can't block off the entire airport.

I've hidden it on one of the passengers.

Then, we came home again.

You've hidden it on a passenger? Who?

Good day.
Do we know each other?

Do you have anything to declare?
Yes, my daughter's engagement.

Do you have something that you need to pay duty on?

Not a thing.
Absolutely nothing, Mr. customs officer.

No no...

What's this then?

Let me see...
It's miracle water.

Miracle water?
Just so.

This is vodka.
See, the miracle has happened!

That's enough.

And what is this then?

It's a powder box.

Now, I know where KB hid them.
Let's get away.

You think he has hidden the
compact on another passenger?

Yes, but I don't know which one has it.

What are we doing here?
It's our cover address in Denmark.

Nobody will suspect a weight loss clinic.

How do you intend to find

the three powderboxes
which haven't exploded yet?

Because it was one of the
powderboxes that blew up?

Yes, and the same thing will occur

if anyone else happens to open them

Fortunately it's not my problem.
For the next 14 days, I'm not the boss.

I'll go on a little trip to watch
the Swedish solar eclipse.

Most entertaining.

While I'm away,
your new boss will be Hivert.

Attention!

But boss, he's crazy.
No, just a little strange.

What's happening here?
We were just talking about you...

Down with you.

And up with me.

Yes, so there.

Where were we?
Somewhere.

Young man, in my time the bureaucrats worked.

However, today...

Report! Quickly.

Wolfgang, if you expected something tonight,

I have a headache already.

Headache?
Thank God! Then Monday is free.

Yes, yes.

Damn! Are you still here?

I have to hand over...
Out! And take the lady with you.

In my time, we hung them from the yardarm.

Who were the three others
who had the powderboxes?

Some models who sat
beside a photographer.

Beautiful women.
And there was no film in the camera.

Good work, KB.

Find out who the others are.

Get the passenger list, Jensen.
Yes sir.

Telegram from Arnold.
He writes:

Stop!
She is so beautiful.

Yes, yes. Continue.

"Stranded in Tangiers.
Send more money. Greetings, Arnold. "

Get your hands on him,
before the Thirty Years War breaks out.

He doesn't work
for the Danish government.

Long live King Christian!
And so to work.

Our submarine rocket
has now been tested.

From the North Sea, we can now strike
New York, Moscow and Oslo.

Therefore, the stolen blueprints must
be found now!

Conair flight 605 from Tangier
is now landing.

I repeat:Conair flight 605
from Tangiers has just arrived.

Where is the Danish
Intelligence service these days?

In a clothing store.
Stenka rasin!

Stenka razin!

If the blueprints fall into enemy hands

they will know where
every battery is located

and two years of work will have been wasted.

Find that K.B. Andersen.

And you get the passenger list.

So get started.

Yes.

Anything new from Jensen?
No, absolutely nothing.

So I said to the Shah's wives,
when I came to fix the harem:

"It's either or... "

I'm thinking that they've abandoned us,
I had to think of something else.

When you haven't slept in three days...

And the manager?
We'll tell him there later.

Come, we'll go into the berth.

Ladies and Gentlemen. You are listening to
Christian Firtal's station

with the latest news and movies

This week, Christian Firtal

will present the famous
Knastmand collection.

Knastmand's skilful creators
have been working hard on the designs.

And we feel safe to say that this year,
he is even more of a trend setter.

Knastmand collection launches this year
the new principle: unisex.

Go with unisex, and remove any uncertainty

about what kind of clothes we should wear.

Go with unisex.

We promise you
something new and exciting,

even if a man has never kissed you.

Hello?

Is anyone there?

Hello?

That was strange.
Not a soul.

Hello, hello.
Hello.

I want to enquire about a trip to Tunisia.

Feel free.
Is there a specific place you want to go?

Yes. Tunisia. Have you any brochures?

Yes, of course, we have some.

Very good.
But Tunisia is a desert.

Now, yes, but these are pictures
taken in the rainy season.

Have you anything on hotter exotic places?

Don't you think that it's hot enough there?

But we'll see. Look here.

Iceland? Is it hot there?

Yes, there are hot springs.

There, you see. It works out at
7,800 plus breakfast.

If you do not want to eat
pickled sheep's eyes

or fermented camel milk, that's included.

But fermented camel milk
is one of the worst things in the world.

When the milk has stood for half a year
and been boiled in old wellington boots

That you can well believe... yuk!

But, Sir!
You've forgotten the brochure.

All women, even those in suspenders,
will be pleased with Knastmand.

Our motto is:

Folk love Knastmand,
for his do-ability. .

In Knastmand clothes
you are sure of

an introduction to high society.

And the prices are always reasonable.

You will feel
that you soar over everyone, .

We also have something for people
with money troubles. .

So start today.
Go to Knastmand.

Full satisfaction is our motto.

This way please.

You can change in there.

It seems to be occupied.

Some dresses are difficult
to put on by yourself.

Jensen is looking for passengers
and the director wants to talk to you.

And find the flight attendant.

Stop while I'm talking to you!

Yes well, yes.
Men enjoy life in the toilet.

Enjoy.

Ah?

Yes, yes, yes.

And here it is!

What the devil?

Good day, good day.
Good day, good day!

It's morning gymnastics.

What do you want?

We want pensioner travel.
Sorry. Everything is sold out. Goodbye!

We don't know where we want to go.

Well, for Seniors. It said you were.
But it's too cold there now.

Instead you should try one of
our coach trips to Vorbasse.

I don't know.
Look: 700 dollars plus expenses.

Do you want it? Yes or no?!

Are there elephants in Vorbasse?
Plenty.

I hate elephants.
Well... That is a mouse.

Mousketeers.

But are there blacks?
Negroes? In Vorbasse?

Yes, of course there are blacks.

Well then, we'll take the trip.
Good. Magnificent. Fine.

Go ahead. And pleasant journey.

The money then?
Will be posted to you.

You had better get moving.
The coach leaves in a moment.

Excuse me.

It says Tokyo on the ticket.

Because the coach stops over in Tokyo.

In that so? Well...
Come on, mother.

Finished then?
Yes, but not in my imagination.

Good day, this is the police.
Do you have a trip to Morocco?

Fifteen officers of the fraud squad
for fourteen days without wives.

Lots of booze and women.

What is that?

There are water rats.

Water rats?

Yes, yes, rats, we have them
here and there and everywhere.

But that sounds very bad.
Yes.

Oh, yes... Well, yes.

This is detective Mortensen.
Send a car to Tango Airlines.

If Christian IV had had men of such calibre

he would never have won the 30 Years War

I had completely forgotten about
the stewardess' handbag.

What a waste.

It is good that I am in charge now.

Yes, hello?
Christian IV here. Who is this?

It's me. How is it going?

The sale has been lost, but we are steadily
heading upstream.

And who is the "Me"?
Me, the commander.

Which boss?
Your Head!

It's me who's boss here.

Yes, yes, right now.
But when I get back...

You will never return.

He believes he is head
of the intelligence services.

Track him, and arrest him.

With the passenger list, we can find
the stewardess with a powderbox.

Good day, defence minister.
This is detective Mortensen.

We have arrested a man who claims

that he is an agent of Danish Intelligence...

Wait.

Who claims he's the agent?
There, he's over there.

Jensen. Passenger list.

I was about to get...

Victory in the battle was lost
because of the men in the field.

I have never seen him. Goodbye.

Thank you, Mr Defence Minister.

Good luck with the new fighter aircraft.

The Minister of Defence doesn't know.

So call more underlings!

They have the names of all the agents.

Do something then! You flatfooted cop.

Did he say "flatfooted cop?"

I am Ferdinand Krillerov,
the Russian ambassador.

You have one of my men.
What has he done?

Let me talk to...
I don't know if you should.

Do you have passenger list?

My daughter is ill.
She has Siberian snow fever.

Shut up!

Get an ambulance.
Volga! Volga! Volga!

Volga. Yes.

An ambulance to the police station!

Fast! Konjak! Vodka! Slivovitz!

Yes, yes, yes.

Already? That was fast.

Here. Cognac... whisky...

Well... ?

No!

Stop!

Stop!

That little worm has again stuck his nose

in something that doesn't concern him

Krassnikoff, have you got the list?

Where is it?

Stenka razin! Omsk! Tomsk!

What is it now? They just drove off.

We've just arrived. Where is the patient?
She's gone.

You have complete control, flat-foot.
Shut up!

Where is he?
He's gone too.

It probably isn't you who's sick?
Me? I feel fine.

Yes, except that he's stupid and flat-footed.

Everything is under control.

Do you call it "control" that a prisoner escaped?

To think that law and order
is maintained by such flat feet.

Shut up, clam up, keep your mouth shut.

and don't talk about my feet.

It must be nerves.
Nerves? I never have nerves.

Why the hell were you calling for an ambulance?

Get me down.

Report.

I talked to the company that sent

the four photographer's models to Tangier

We've organized a modelling
session for this afternoon.

Poker too.
I can cancel.

No, no. But we need Jensen.
He's in prison.

The Minister for Defense must get him out.

But he has just denied knowing him.

So call for the Ministry of Defence,
saying that it has changed its position.

Thanks and good-bye, Mr Minister.

It was the Minister for Defense. You can go.

It's apparently just not your day today,
Flatfeet!

Jensen, if you weren't so clumsy
we would have had the passenger list by now.

Which list?
The passenger list from the plane.

Well, I have it.
What do you have?

Yes, KB Andersen said that you
wanted the passenger list

so I asked for a photocopy.
Here it is.

It's completely unprecedented
that an agent is acting so logically.

Do these names mean anything to you?
Niels Mattiasen, Keld Olesen

Anker Jørgensen, Wolfgang Schmierkäse?

Wolfgang Schmierkäse.
That's not a Danish name.

Now I remember.

Wolfgang Schmierkäse.

It's only once a week.

Good work K. B.
Now go after the stewardess.

Jensen, you help me
with the modelling session.

Yes, Kristian IV here.

It's me again...

It's the idiot.

If you carry on with this,
I'll report you to the police.

The police are mine.
I'm the boss.

You need to rest.

Put your legs up,
so the blood runs to the brain.

Is there something wrong with that
which you don't want me to know?

No. Is there a phone where you are?

You know I don't!

Yes, that's obvious.

Don't call. Write.

We've traced the calls.
Good work.

Where was the madman calling from?
The Danish parliament.

Where were we?

Wolfgang Schmierkäse.
He's the head of the slimming clinic.

Young Arnold, I think
you are getting a little too thick.

Coitus missionary: 125 calories.
A hot kiss:12. A wet kiss:19.

If one undresses one's sex partner,
a so-called coitus nudens,

one uses 9 calories.

And there is the famous
Schmierkäse method

which can be expressed in two words:
Sex slender.

First we calculate how many calories

a new patient has to burn each day

before we prescribe medication.

Let us take an example.

This woman who's equipped
with a magnificent ass.

... what do we prescribe for her?

Yes.
Steam bath?

Wrong!

She needs to burn 600 calories
each day to get rid of her ass.

It is exactly twice
coitus a posteriori.

Put more vulgarly:
a back door fuck.

It isn't good latin, but it works.

Next.

This woman clearly has
an over-developed front.

Yes.
Three times a back door fuck... ?

Wrong!

Her breasts must be reduced, so we prescribe

five times cotus cum mammae.
It consumes 750 calories per day.

Take care.
Now comes a difficult one.

This gentleman can only lose weight,

if he gets the help of another master

We call it coitus anal fabetis,
and it burns easily 1,000 calories.

And if the patient doesn't want to have
someone of their own gender?

I prescribe a gentleman to a gentleman
and a lady to a lady

so, they may swallow the medicine.

Ah, a man.
See what I have found.

I just wanted to thank you for the
pleasant return flight from Tangiers.

Come in.

Here are two women who
like the slimming cure.

What do you do if a woman
has a double chin?

Prescribe a woman with a double chin?

Wrong!

She should have a
penis succulens.

Then she also saves on dessert.

That is all for today.

Oh, just a moment.
I have another question.

Miss Hansen, which part of the body

can become 30 times its normal size

if it becomes sufficiently excited?

Men...
Louder.

A man's penis.

Wrong!

The pupil of the eye.

Miss Hansen, when you get married,

I'm afraid you will be very disappointed

Thanks for today!

Excuse me, why are you here?
I'm a new patient.

And you?
I'm a new patient too.

Miss Petersen,
will you take care of our new patients?

Put them in room 11.
Together?

In separate beds.

Welcome to this
soirée.

This experience.

Beautiful women, a wealth of creations.
You will swoon with delight.

See the sweet young witches.
Elegant in Summer.

God created the woman
but Knastmand dresses her.

Lovely earrings.

And look.

Are they not elegant in
their cute little panties?

Pay special attention to the little pocket,

where there may be a small handkerchief

compact, lighter, cigarettes and more.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Please take this...

...here you are.

Now you can take off your clothes.

Who are you really working for?
Myself.

What do you want?
I gather information.

For whom?
That's different.

It is not possible to talk to you
when you are constantly dodging.

Are you curious? Did you see something?

No, more than that,
I'm standing here wondering

what you're doing in a slimming clinic.

I love dieting.

I have not found...
Uh, it isn't here.

One of the girls
has the powder box,

and I suggest you find it.

Oh no.

No!

Look out.

It is not my performance.

It is...

Commander, look!

Lutter am Bamberg!

See these delicious models.
And the small, enchanting lasso.

Dressed for any occasion.

You will feel quite Parisian...

Wasn't I good?
No.

Trosan is lively. Simultaneously
attractive and repelling.

The small pocket has the compact,

car keys and everything else.

How can you carry on like that?

The Bra will not sit properly.

It is all foam.
And you who have such beautiful tits.

Jensen, what are you doing?

You dance the jitterbug
so even a hack would be ashamed.

I've found it...

K.B. Andersen is on the phone.
It's urgent.

Ready to go on stage.
Come on then, girls.

Boss, K. B. here.
The matter is in good hands.

Go out to the slimming clinic
and help Arnold.

Yes, yes, I'll explain later.

Yes, this is an exhausting affair,

but I have taken the initiative,
and everything is under control.

Idiot!

K.B. Andersen is not with us any more.

Doctor Schmierkäse!

Not now, the crazy old lady has
taken an overdose again.

I'll fix this for you.
I'll just straighten myself up in private.

You naughty, naughty boy.

You know, I never have anything on,
when I talk to you.

You always make me so hot.

Wolfgang's coming!

Excuse me, little Amanda.
I just...

... have my jacket.

Wolfgang. What's this?

A compact. Is it yours?

Now where would I have got it?
Of course not.

Wolfgang. Do you have another woman?

I? No, but...

Wolfgang.

Dear Wolfgang,
I have the feeling

that I haven't been for you

what a wife and a lover should have been.

Sweet Wolfgang, you know what I believe?

Wolfgang, I think we both need to get
a little slimmer.

Amanda! It is not even a leap year.

How many calories do you expect to burn?

It will completely depend on
what I think about the medicine.

Do you think about your work?

Wipe my back.

Do you?

As a rule.

But not presently?

Do you?
What do you think?

I think you are here to keep an eye on me.

Do you think so?
Is there anything in particular to look for?

If you go back to your room,
Dr Schmierkäse will come shortly.

There it is again.

Careful.

It is at sea that
Denmark's fate is decided.

There is still hope.
There are two compacts left.

I can't bear to look.

I have it! I have it!

Brilliant, Jensen.

I have it!

Oh no!

Idiot.
Which is the right one.

Careful, Jensen. Don't jar it.

Give me the compact, friend.

Jensen! Stop! Stop!

Jensen! Jensen!

Help!

Stop the trolley.

Careful.

That's one devil of a mobile dining trolly.

Drive like the Devil!

You're a Japanese tourist too?

I'm Kling Klang Klunger from Yokohama.

I have been sightseeing.
We now visit the small sea...

Watch out for the cyclist, damn it!

I see you have
a delicate Japanese camera.

Can I see?? Ouch and damn!

Now, we stop at a small post office.

I send a letter to the wife in Yokohama

She has waited with the food for two hours.

She becomes very nervous if I arrive late.

Do you have a cigarette?
There's a machine down the street.

In this outfit?

When I studied yoga
I went out in far worse things.

I will complain to the Road Safety Council.

Pistols in a taxi. What next?

A flamethrower in a tank?

You got your driving licenses as a present

Because you are only good at sheep breeding

but it does not work in little Denmark.
You are probably not Albanians.

I refuse to scrub floors.
My hands can't tolerate soapy water.

I can't cope with any of this.

Perhaps this is the cabinet
with the strong cleaners?

The white tornado with ammonia. I know the

environment board did something about that

Otherwise, I could just call...
No, I can't.

Perhaps we could still talk about cleaning...

Ouch and damn!

Be glad that I am not a Trade Union member.

Because then you'd have to rinse
your pistol holes for yourselves.

It would be great
with a couple of earplugs.

Hello? What should I do?
Should I set Jensen free or... ?

You must find the compact.
Search the Schmierkäses apartment.

Yes, but Jensen...
Leave Jensen alone.

Remember what Kristian IV said:
"People love my strength. "

Was it not Frederik VII?
He was involved with the constitution.

The country is in danger and you talk politics.

What do the intelligence services
have to do with the Constitution?

Come to me, girls. Come, come!

Jensen has been found.
Forward with your weapons.

And so off to Finderup Laden.

Dear madame Come-Phur.

Bring him in
-and-search him.

Now that the compact has been found.

Do you always go by taxi so it's always there?

Or is it specifically for you Japanese?
I mean:us Japanese.

Kling Klang Cluster.

I was once on a bike ride in Mols Bjerge.

I remember it well, because I sweated!

It was on an excursion
with the Yokohama school.

I sweated so much
that I had to ride the bike in underwear.

There are limits to what even we
Japanese can accomplish.

This is worse than Hara-kiri.
It's pure suicide.

Now, I'm not Caesar,
and this is not the Rubicon,

but still I say:
The clothes are cast!

The Danes have placed
an agent in the slimming clinic.

Find him,
then we will have the last compact.

Who are you?
I'm called Ar.

My name is Arnold, and I'm
employed by the intelligence services.

Certainly... !
It's true.

For whom?
It's a secret.

Do you agree with Kraputski and his Albanians?

Help me with these.

Do you have a hairpin?
Yes.

Doctor Schmierkäse!
The patient is in their room...

Later, Miss Petersen.

I must first say hello to monsieur Capotnoir.

He has come from Paris to study my method.

He is a member of
the French Chamber of Deputies.

Come, little Petersen.

Now we have only one compact left.
And Jensen

they can do what they like with him.

Mata Hari is
on the track of the compact.

No, stop! I'm so ticklish.

No, stop!

Well... It was such a shame.
We had so much fun.

Dear colleague!

Good day, monsieur.

Is this your medicine?

It contains a description
of all forms of weight loss.

Very interesting.

Join us for a moment.

Go ahead.

It makes me happy
that you like my clinic.

Number 13.

Very interesting.

Very interesting.

As a responsible politician you will take
the study mission seriously,

so I will let you
immerse yourself in the material.

Very interesting.

Very interesting. Continue.

Very interesting.

Please Wolfgang, I hate to leave you.

Little Amanda, duty calls.

Buy some funky clothes for this evening.

If you don't get a headache again.

I shan't get any more headaches.

Thank you for that.

Good day, I'm the electrician.

I'm to see Doctor Schmierkäse?
Yes, that's me.

Is there something wrong with the machines?

Yes, can you believe it.
It's in the intensive care department.

We have several sensitive machines here.

You have surely seen girls before.

Diet machines can run either
too fast or too slow.

Do something about it.
It distract patients.

Do not confuse the machine's many functions.

Just lubricate the machine
And check the electric motor that runs it.

It is sad.

Give me that.

Well... ?
Otherwise, I shoot you.

Stenka rasin!
He has escaped.

Penny, what are you doing here?

Working under cover.
Here, one can well say that.

After him! Find him! Catch him!

Someone is coming!
Then come here.

Yes, yes.

Where is he?

It's just little me.

Are you Swedish?
Yes, you too?

Yes. Where are you from?
Värmland.

Värmland is beautiful
yours is a wonderful country

Move a little.

Are you looking for someone?
No, it can wait.

Damnation! 1 - 0 to the Swedes.

A doomed man has the right to a last smoke.

I will do nothing if you give me that.

That's the rules of the game.
What rules?

If you had not been here and... ?

You have been here stirring me up?

And now, you are going to shoot me?

I thought we would lo...
oh, swap photos.

I don't want to to hurt you,
but I have feelings too.

Everything I'm doing is against my will.
I do it for my sister's sake.

What has she to do with it?
She is Kraputski's prisoner.

She is on the way to my headquarters.
Where is she?

Isn't she called Susie?
Yes.

I released her half an hour ago, but now...

I love you.

Do all women have the power to
to change their minds in an instant?

Scan all the rooms. He must be found.
And all the beds.

Stop!

Take cover!

Follow me, girls!

To battle!

What is... ?

What's the commotion?
It should be completely silent!

We stand in the cross fire!

Come, girls, follow me!

Come!

Finally! safety.

Proud stands the Danish sailor's...
KB, you are dead.

Your concern is noted.

Very interesting.
Stop. The country is in danger.

I penetrated the enemy's classified code.

Why aren't you dead?

The girl took it all,
so I went to help Arnold.

Yes, it's good.
God, where is Arnold?

It's certainly something that my mother and
aunt have not told me about.

Then it's time that I did.

Forgive me. If I'd known...

Forget it. I didn't know she was your sister.

You are my own private James Bond.

And you are the spy that loved me

Live and let die.
Aren't we too young to die?

Wouldn't we rather play
Doctor Hook... or Doctor No?

Goldfinger!

The man with the golden gun.

Stop the James Bond nonsense.
Now, I will be the spy

who came in from the cold
and right into... the heat.

It is fantastic what a man experiences
in the Danish intelligence service.

This won't do.
Girls, come and help me with the bed.

Miss Monk, you stay here
with a couple of the girls.

What about K. B. ?
He can continue his studies.

Forward. Forward.

Back!

Follow me, girls!

This is entirely unbelievable!

Stop all that gunfire!
It disturbs the patients!

Coitus interruptus
is the worst thing there is.

KB, what are you doing here?
I'm looking for Arnold.

You won't find him there.
One must begin somewhere.

Stenka razin! back!

Fantastic what you go through for your country.

Are all Danish agents as wonderful as you?

You must have received additional education
from the spy school in O o omsk!

What is going on here? My slimming
method requires absolute silence!

I might have been wrong!

Help!

Don't shrink away from the fire
act like a knight!

God. He is dead.

Who do you think will win?

Win what?
Listen.

Perhaps we should give them a hand.

I can give you a hand.

What are you doing?
It's just a little trick I learned.

Interesting.

Shouldn't we go out and... ?
No, it's too far away.

Your Majesty. Talk to me.

Back! Stenka razin!

He's crazy.
He's Danish.

I'm alive.

What are you doing?
I want to help.

Then sing, man! Sing!

Hissa hussa hejsan sa!
Nu ska fienden få, da da!

Everything need not stop. The machines
are up and running. Keep going.

Good exercise.

Never mind.

My glasses... and the dish.

Nothing happens when we are here.

Idiot! No patient can withstand
that sort of weight loss. Stop it!

The switch is down at the other end.
Idiot. Down!

Help!

Shoot them!

Too late, Kraputski.
Stenka rasin!

Here it is.
Put down your weapons.

Slivovitz!

Commander-in-Chief.

Watch out! Stop him!

Slivovitz.

You are good in bed,
but on the wrong side.

Värmland is beautiful
you have a wonderful country

It exceeded our expectations.
What did?

We let you take over the leadership in order

to induce Kraputski to come forward

Jammersminde!

Now, we need only to find
the last powder box.

I have it, of course.

Powder? Thank God.
I expect I look horrible.

Yes, but it isn't powder.
What is really in the compact?

Yes, I never know anything.

Me neither.

Can we have peace now?
We must continue to slim down.

Come now, girls.

You would need it too.

Can you remind me of this place
when we need a new cover?

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100:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074Advertise your product or brand herecontact www.OpenSubtitles.org today200:01:35,397 --> 00:01:37,194Got them?Yes.300:01:46,957 --> 00:01:49,630Where are they?In Tangier.400:01:49,837 --> 00:01:53,989Stenka rasin.Stenka rasin!500:01:54,237 --> 00:01:55,750Slivovitz!600:02:00,597 --> 00:02:03,794Who has stolen the blueprints?Stanley.700:02:03,997 --> 00:02:08,115Stanley! The wretched double agent!Find Mata Hari!800:02:55,517 --> 00:02:59,510Beautiful.Don't kill him!900:03:03,157 --> 00:03:06,627Madame Kom-PhurGo straight to Tangier. 1000:03:07,997 --> 00:03:12,036Mata Hari.They've stolen our blueprints.1100:03:12,637 --> 00:03:14,946Get them back.1200:03:15,157 --> 00:03:18,866I can't take any more.I've had enough of working for you.1300:03:19,077 --> 00:03:23,514Stenka razin!You little... ! Slivovitz!1400:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,633Susie? What's going on?1500:03:33,717 --> 00:03:37,312They keep me locked up. I don't know why. 1600:03:37,957 --> 00:03:41,029Don't do anything against your willfor my sake. 1700:03:42,957 --> 00:03:46,552It's always nice to hearhow the family is.1800:03:46,757 --> 00:03:50,670And all's well... at present.1900:03:51,357 --> 00:03:53,791Where is she?In Europe.2000:03:55,397 --> 00:03:58,230Your flight to Tangier leaves in an hour.2100:04:43,157 --> 00:04:46,911Why don't you answer the phone?I have no phone.2200:04:47,437 --> 00:04:49,428Son of a bitch!2300:04:57,357 --> 00:05:01,873I'm on the pill.It's my secret radio transmitter.2400:05:05,077 --> 00:05:06,795Help me with the antenna.2500:05:06,997 --> 00:05:09,955It must point directly towards the Kremlin.2600:05:10,157 --> 00:05:11,476That way.2700:05:12,517 --> 00:05:15,907Agent Yuri Snillerof reporting.Ready and listening.2800:05:16,117 --> 00:05:20,554Fly straight to Tangier. Instructions to follow. 2900:05:20,757 --> 00:05:23,749Not too much mouthwash.It shorts out then.3000:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,788That's all, Snillerof. 3100:05:25,997 --> 00:05:27,589Roger, over and out. 3200:06:11,717 --> 00:06:14,026A message from the Minister of Defense.3300:06:17,637 --> 00:06:19,326Calm down! Where's Jensen?He's watching the Norwegian embassy.3400:06:21,717 --> 00:06:23,150Contact him.3500:06:23,357 --> 00:06:24,676Yes, yes.3600:06:34,157 --> 00:06:36,512Christian Firtal to Trefaldigheten.3700:06:36,717 --> 00:06:39,789Christian Firtal to Trefaldigheten.Come in.3800:06:41,997 --> 00:06:45,433I think, the Russian jammingstation is on again.3900:06:46,037 --> 00:06:47,390Oh, NO!4000:06:58,557 --> 00:07:00,627You, the hot dog man.Yes?4100:07:01,277 --> 00:07:03,916There's something in my hot dog.4200:07:06,117 --> 00:07:08,915You've just eaten my radio.4300:07:09,117 --> 00:07:11,472His radio is dead.Send another.4400:07:11,677 --> 00:07:12,712Who are you?4500:07:12,917 --> 00:07:16,148I'm Arnold Andersen.Irma la Douce's son.4600:07:16,357 --> 00:07:19,793Why are you here?You have to go to Tangier immediately.4700:07:19,997 --> 00:07:23,990And take our trainee,Knud Børge Andersen, with you.4800:07:24,197 --> 00:07:26,313Then you'll have all the help you need.4900:07:28,877 --> 00:07:31,391Retrieve the Albanian rocket plans5000:07:31,597 --> 00:07:34,157which an Albanian agent has stolen. 5100:07:34,357 --> 00:07:38,509Both Russian and Chinesesecret agents are after them. 5200:07:41,917 --> 00:07:44,351Wait for me, KB!5300:07:48,277 --> 00:07:51,792The plans are placed inone of four powder boxes. 5400:07:51,997 --> 00:07:53,669We have to find the right one. 5500:09:51,197 --> 00:09:54,394Are the blueprints there?Yes, in one of them.5600:09:54,597 --> 00:09:56,633The other three are full of explosives.5700:09:56,837 --> 00:09:59,874Which is the real one?Only I know that.5800:10:00,077 --> 00:10:02,147They always try to cheat me.5900:10:02,357 --> 00:10:06,350With three false boxes in circulationeveryone must play it straight.6000:10:06,557 --> 00:10:08,832And only we three are to share.6100:10:12,877 --> 00:10:15,789Why three?He must have his share.6200:10:15,997 --> 00:10:20,707If we get rid of him,we only split it in two.6300:10:20,917 --> 00:10:24,876I like the way you think.6400:10:25,077 --> 00:10:27,227I can think of another equation too.6500:10:27,437 --> 00:10:31,510What is better than actingwith such an artificial one?6600:10:31,717 --> 00:10:36,632Yes, it's to share ten million...6700:10:37,957 --> 00:10:42,030...with a man that has a warmand living tongue.6800:11:16,637 --> 00:11:20,710What happened to him?He thought I had thick thighs.6900:11:22,557 --> 00:11:27,392I've recalculated. Now, there's just the two of us to share the ten million.7000:11:35,717 --> 00:11:38,709But hurry up. The customers are waiting.7100:12:04,917 --> 00:12:07,147Watch out! He has a gun.7200:12:54,197 --> 00:12:56,074Stop it, I'm getting mad!7300:13:36,757 --> 00:13:40,545This is outrageous!Stop it, everyone!7400:13:54,237 --> 00:13:55,636Are there any more?7500:14:00,637 --> 00:14:02,628No, Stop it! Let me go!7600:14:02,837 --> 00:14:04,065He has them.7700:15:10,197 --> 00:15:12,108The blueprints are on their way to Copenhagen.7800:15:12,317 --> 00:15:16,788Slivovitz!Stenka razin! Copenhagen.7900:15:22,397 --> 00:15:26,231Pack my tooth brushand 20 bottles of slivovitz.8000:15:51,077 --> 00:15:53,227Wolfgang Schmierkäse,8100:15:53,437 --> 00:15:57,066if your animal instinctscause me any trouble....8200:15:57,277 --> 00:15:59,029but it's only once a week.8300:15:59,237 --> 00:16:02,468Now, the rain's coming.You can see it on Mont Blanc.8400:16:02,677 --> 00:16:06,909Kulhuse by night, beautiful woman,I'm ready with the camera.8500:16:07,117 --> 00:16:10,871But now there's no film in the cameraWhat?8600:16:28,397 --> 00:16:29,466The jacket.8700:16:52,437 --> 00:16:53,631The shirt.8800:17:05,237 --> 00:17:08,309Oh my god! What a party.8900:17:09,077 --> 00:17:10,510The pants.9000:17:11,877 --> 00:17:13,196Faster.9100:17:25,797 --> 00:17:27,788In a few minutes, we will be landing in Copenhagen. .9200:17:27,997 --> 00:17:31,114Fasten your seat beltsand extinguish all cigarettes.9300:17:41,557 --> 00:17:44,390We hope you had a comfortable flight. 9400:17:45,477 --> 00:17:49,311We ask the gentleman in the last rowto get dressed again.9500:18:05,797 --> 00:18:08,755Conair flight 605 from Tangierhas now landed. 9600:18:08,957 --> 00:18:14,236I repeat: Conair flight 605from Tangier has just arrived. 9700:18:15,877 --> 00:18:18,516Aren't the blueprints here in Copenhagen?9800:18:18,717 --> 00:18:20,825KB Andersen had them on take off,9900:18:20,826 --> 00:18:23,188but I don't know where.10000:18:23,397 --> 00:18:25,149So find them.10100:18:25,357 --> 00:18:26,426Did you get them?10200:18:26,637 --> 00:18:29,197The passengers mustn't leavethe airport.10300:18:29,397 --> 00:18:32,036Not leave the airport?Why not?10400:18:32,237 --> 00:18:35,115We can't block off the entire airport.10500:18:36,597 --> 00:18:41,432I've hidden it on one of the passengers.10600:18:41,637 --> 00:18:43,116Then, we came home again.10700:18:43,317 --> 00:18:45,626You've hidden it on a passenger? Who?10800:18:50,677 --> 00:18:52,747Good day.Do we know each other?10900:18:52,957 --> 00:18:56,916Do you have anything to declare?Yes, my daughter's engagement.11000:18:57,117 --> 00:18:59,347Do you have something that you need to pay duty on?11100:18:59,557 --> 00:19:03,789Not a thing.Absolutely nothing, Mr. customs officer.11200:19:04,997 --> 00:19:05,986No no...11300:19:06,197 --> 00:19:08,472What's this then?11400:19:08,677 --> 00:19:10,952Let me see...It's miracle water.11500:19:11,157 --> 00:19:13,546Miracle water?Just so.11600:19:16,157 --> 00:19:19,991This is vodka.See, the miracle has happened!11700:19:20,197 --> 00:19:21,835That's enough.11800:19:23,677 --> 00:19:26,714And what is this then?11900:19:26,917 --> 00:19:29,272It's a powder box.12000:19:35,197 --> 00:19:38,985Now, I know where KB hid them.Let's get away.12100:19:39,637 --> 00:19:43,152You think he has hidden thecompact on another passenger?12200:19:43,357 --> 00:19:46,155Yes, but I don't know which one has it.12300:19:46,357 --> 00:19:50,509What are we doing here?It's our cover address in Denmark.12400:19:52,357 --> 00:19:57,306Nobody will suspect a weight loss clinic.12500:19:57,877 --> 00:19:59,913How do you intend to find12600:20:00,117 --> 00:20:02,995the three powderboxeswhich haven't exploded yet?12700:20:03,197 --> 00:20:06,348Because it was one of the powderboxes that blew up?12800:20:06,557 --> 00:20:08,953Yes, and the same thing will occur12900:20:08,954 --> 00:20:11,631if anyone else happens to open them13000:20:12,037 --> 00:20:16,349Fortunately it's not my problem.For the next 14 days, I'm not the boss.13100:20:16,557 --> 00:20:21,392I'll go on a little trip to watchthe Swedish solar eclipse.13200:20:23,277 --> 00:20:25,108Most entertaining.13300:20:25,717 --> 00:20:30,233While I'm away,your new boss will be Hivert.13400:20:36,477 --> 00:20:38,149Attention!13500:20:38,717 --> 00:20:42,710But boss, he's crazy.No, just a little strange.13600:20:45,317 --> 00:20:48,707What's happening here?We were just talking about you...13700:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,070Down with you.13800:20:52,637 --> 00:20:55,026And up with me.13900:20:56,837 --> 00:20:58,031Yes, so there.14000:20:58,237 --> 00:21:01,035Where were we?Somewhere.14100:21:01,237 --> 00:21:05,628Young man, in my time the bureaucrats worked.14200:21:05,837 --> 00:21:07,395However, today...14300:21:07,597 --> 00:21:09,508Report! Quickly.14400:21:09,717 --> 00:21:12,311Wolfgang, if you expected something tonight,14500:21:12,517 --> 00:21:15,554I have a headache already.14600:21:19,277 --> 00:21:22,269Headache?Thank God! Then Monday is free.14700:21:26,197 --> 00:21:27,550Yes, yes.14800:21:27,757 --> 00:21:29,907Damn! Are you still here?14900:21:30,117 --> 00:21:33,234I have to hand over...Out! And take the lady with you.15000:21:33,437 --> 00:21:35,951In my time, we hung them from the yardarm.15100:21:36,157 --> 00:21:39,513Who were the three otherswho had the powderboxes?15200:21:39,717 --> 00:21:44,996Some models who satbeside a photographer.15300:21:45,197 --> 00:21:50,317Beautiful women.And there was no film in the camera.15400:21:50,517 --> 00:21:52,030Good work, KB.15500:21:52,237 --> 00:21:53,989Find out who the others are.15600:21:54,397 --> 00:21:57,469Get the passenger list, Jensen.Yes sir.15700:21:57,677 --> 00:22:00,475Telegram from Arnold.He writes:15800:22:00,677 --> 00:22:02,872Stop!She is so beautiful.15900:22:03,077 --> 00:22:06,194Yes, yes. Continue.16000:22:06,397 --> 00:22:10,106"Stranded in Tangiers.Send more money. Greetings, Arnold. "16100:22:10,317 --> 00:22:13,593Get your hands on him,before the Thirty Years War breaks out.16200:22:13,797 --> 00:22:16,675He doesn't workfor the Danish government.16300:22:16,877 --> 00:22:19,516Long live King Christian!And so to work.16400:23:08,917 --> 00:23:13,593Our submarine rockethas now been tested.16500:23:13,797 --> 00:23:19,155From the North Sea, we can now strikeNew York, Moscow and Oslo.16600:23:19,757 --> 00:23:24,194Therefore, the stolen blueprints mustbe found now!16700:23:26,677 --> 00:23:29,635Conair flight 605 from Tangieris now landing. 16800:23:29,837 --> 00:23:35,230I repeat:Conair flight 605from Tangiers has just arrived. 16900:24:01,557 --> 00:24:05,835Where is the DanishIntelligence service these days?17000:24:06,037 --> 00:24:10,349In a clothing store.Stenka rasin!17100:24:14,517 --> 00:24:16,553Stenka razin!17200:24:18,117 --> 00:24:21,154If the blueprints fall into enemy hands17300:24:21,357 --> 00:24:23,825they will know whereevery battery is located17400:24:24,037 --> 00:24:27,268and two years of work will have been wasted.17500:24:38,197 --> 00:24:40,870Find that K.B. Andersen.17600:24:42,077 --> 00:24:44,511And you get the passenger list.17700:24:46,517 --> 00:24:48,553So get started.17800:24:49,997 --> 00:24:51,476Yes.17900:25:32,357 --> 00:25:35,667Anything new from Jensen?No, absolutely nothing.18000:25:38,637 --> 00:25:42,550So I said to the Shah's wives,when I came to fix the harem:18100:25:42,757 --> 00:25:44,668"It's either or... "18200:25:44,877 --> 00:25:48,916I'm thinking that they've abandoned us,I had to think of something else.18300:25:49,117 --> 00:25:52,348When you haven't slept in three days...18400:25:52,557 --> 00:25:55,629And the manager?We'll tell him there later.18500:25:55,837 --> 00:25:58,556Come, we'll go into the berth.18600:26:22,517 --> 00:26:26,476Ladies and Gentlemen. You are listening toChristian Firtal's station18700:26:26,677 --> 00:26:29,191with the latest news and movies18800:26:29,397 --> 00:26:32,355This week, Christian Firtal18900:26:32,557 --> 00:26:35,788will present the famousKnastmand collection.19000:26:35,997 --> 00:26:40,434Knastmand's skilful creatorshave been working hard on the designs. 19100:26:42,917 --> 00:26:48,196And we feel safe to say that this year, he is even more of a trend setter. 19200:27:00,517 --> 00:27:06,387Knastmand collection launches this yearthe new principle: unisex. 19300:27:06,597 --> 00:27:08,905Go with unisex, and remove any uncertainty19400:27:08,906 --> 00:27:11,307about what kind of clothes we should wear. 19500:27:11,517 --> 00:27:13,155Go with unisex. 19600:27:17,917 --> 00:27:20,351We promise yousomething new and exciting, 19700:27:20,557 --> 00:27:24,391even if a man has never kissed you. 19800:27:56,997 --> 00:27:58,350Hello?19900:27:58,877 --> 00:28:00,390Is anyone there?20000:28:04,317 --> 00:28:05,670Hello?20100:28:11,957 --> 00:28:15,666That was strange.Not a soul.20200:28:31,157 --> 00:28:33,432Hello, hello.Hello.20300:28:33,637 --> 00:28:36,071I want to enquire about a trip to Tunisia.20400:28:36,277 --> 00:28:40,111Feel free.Is there a specific place you want to go?20500:28:40,317 --> 00:28:43,992Yes. Tunisia. Have you any brochures?20600:28:44,197 --> 00:28:47,712Yes, of course, we have some.20700:28:49,357 --> 00:28:52,986Very good.But Tunisia is a desert.20800:28:53,197 --> 00:28:57,076Now, yes, but these are pictures taken in the rainy season.20900:28:57,277 --> 00:29:00,189Have you anything on hotter exotic places?21000:29:00,397 --> 00:29:04,356Don't you think that it's hot enough there?21100:29:05,077 --> 00:29:07,796But we'll see. Look here.21200:29:08,597 --> 00:29:10,747Iceland? Is it hot there?21300:29:10,957 --> 00:29:13,790Yes, there are hot springs.21400:29:14,837 --> 00:29:19,308There, you see. It works out at7,800 plus breakfast.21500:29:19,517 --> 00:29:22,077If you do not want to eatpickled sheep's eyes21600:29:22,277 --> 00:29:24,837or fermented camel milk, that's included.21700:29:25,037 --> 00:29:30,065But fermented camel milkis one of the worst things in the world.21800:29:30,277 --> 00:29:34,748When the milk has stood for half a yearand been boiled in old wellington boots21900:29:34,957 --> 00:29:37,551That you can well believe... yuk!22000:29:39,317 --> 00:29:42,514But, Sir!You've forgotten the brochure.22100:30:17,917 --> 00:30:22,672All women, even those in suspenders, will be pleased with Knastmand. 22200:30:22,877 --> 00:30:25,107Our motto is:22300:30:25,317 --> 00:30:28,832Folk love Knastmand,for his do-ability. .22400:30:30,837 --> 00:30:33,749In Knastmand clothesyou are sure of22500:30:33,957 --> 00:30:36,790an introduction to high society. 22600:30:36,997 --> 00:30:41,354And the prices are always reasonable. 22700:30:42,597 --> 00:30:45,907You will feelthat you soar over everyone, .22800:30:46,837 --> 00:30:50,671We also have something for peoplewith money troubles. .22900:30:50,877 --> 00:30:54,995So start today.Go to Knastmand.23000:30:55,477 --> 00:30:57,991Full satisfaction is our motto.23100:31:24,317 --> 00:31:25,636This way please.23200:31:27,797 --> 00:31:29,867You can change in there.23300:31:34,917 --> 00:31:37,147It seems to be occupied.23400:31:38,357 --> 00:31:41,986Some dresses are difficultto put on by yourself.23500:31:42,717 --> 00:31:46,915Jensen is looking for passengersand the director wants to talk to you.23600:31:47,117 --> 00:31:49,028And find the flight attendant.23700:31:49,237 --> 00:31:51,831Stop while I'm talking to you!23800:31:55,677 --> 00:31:59,875Yes well, yes.Men enjoy life in the toilet.23900:32:02,677 --> 00:32:04,429Enjoy.24000:32:18,997 --> 00:32:20,476Ah?24100:32:27,317 --> 00:32:28,636Yes, yes, yes.24200:32:29,917 --> 00:32:31,236And here it is!24300:32:31,677 --> 00:32:33,190What the devil?24400:32:49,757 --> 00:32:52,066Good day, good day.Good day, good day!24500:32:52,677 --> 00:32:54,429It's morning gymnastics.24600:32:55,397 --> 00:32:56,955What do you want?24700:33:01,757 --> 00:33:06,512We want pensioner travel.Sorry. Everything is sold out. Goodbye!24800:33:09,197 --> 00:33:11,347We don't know where we want to go.24900:33:11,557 --> 00:33:15,994Well, for Seniors. It said you were.But it's too cold there now.25000:33:16,197 --> 00:33:20,190Instead you should try one of our coach trips to Vorbasse.25100:33:20,397 --> 00:33:25,676I don't know.Look: 700 dollars plus expenses.25200:33:26,397 --> 00:33:28,672Do you want it? Yes or no?!25300:33:33,637 --> 00:33:37,266Are there elephants in Vorbasse?Plenty.25400:33:37,477 --> 00:33:42,710I hate elephants.Well... That is a mouse.25500:33:44,837 --> 00:33:47,431Mousketeers.25600:33:48,357 --> 00:33:53,351But are there blacks?Negroes? In Vorbasse?25700:33:55,237 --> 00:33:57,307Yes, of course there are blacks.25800:33:57,517 --> 00:34:00,668Well then, we'll take the trip.Good. Magnificent. Fine.25900:34:03,197 --> 00:34:05,791Go ahead. And pleasant journey.26000:34:05,997 --> 00:34:08,431The money then?Will be posted to you.26100:34:08,637 --> 00:34:12,425You had better get moving.The coach leaves in a moment.26200:34:17,917 --> 00:34:19,236Excuse me.26300:34:19,437 --> 00:34:21,667It says Tokyo on the ticket.26400:34:21,877 --> 00:34:25,153Because the coach stops over in Tokyo.26500:34:25,917 --> 00:34:29,114In that so? Well...Come on, mother.26600:34:36,517 --> 00:34:41,716Finished then?Yes, but not in my imagination.26700:34:44,837 --> 00:34:48,876Good day, this is the police.Do you have a trip to Morocco?26800:34:49,077 --> 00:34:53,548Fifteen officers of the fraud squadfor fourteen days without wives.26900:34:53,757 --> 00:34:56,715Lots of booze and women.27000:34:59,477 --> 00:35:01,354What is that?27100:35:03,077 --> 00:35:05,989There are water rats.27200:35:09,957 --> 00:35:11,356Water rats?27300:35:11,557 --> 00:35:16,950Yes, yes, rats, we have themhere and there and everywhere.27400:35:17,157 --> 00:35:21,435But that sounds very bad.Yes.27500:35:27,477 --> 00:35:30,275Oh, yes... Well, yes.27600:35:34,757 --> 00:35:39,706This is detective Mortensen.Send a car to Tango Airlines.27700:35:39,917 --> 00:35:42,055If Christian IV had had men of such calibre27800:35:42,056 --> 00:35:43,956he would never have won the 30 Years War27900:35:44,157 --> 00:35:48,389I had completely forgotten aboutthe stewardess' handbag.28000:35:48,597 --> 00:35:50,952What a waste.28100:35:51,157 --> 00:35:53,273It is good that I am in charge now.28200:35:56,717 --> 00:35:59,709Yes, hello?Christian IV here. Who is this?28300:35:59,917 --> 00:36:02,033It's me. How is it going?28400:36:02,237 --> 00:36:06,310The sale has been lost, but we are steadilyheading upstream.28500:36:06,517 --> 00:36:08,872And who is the "Me"?Me, the commander.28600:36:09,077 --> 00:36:10,874Which boss?Your Head!28700:36:11,077 --> 00:36:13,830It's me who's boss here.28800:36:14,037 --> 00:36:17,234Yes, yes, right now.But when I get back...28900:36:17,437 --> 00:36:19,792You will never return.29000:36:22,797 --> 00:36:26,312He believes he is headof the intelligence services.29100:36:26,517 --> 00:36:29,077Track him, and arrest him.29200:36:29,277 --> 00:36:33,668With the passenger list, we can findthe stewardess with a powderbox.29300:36:47,157 --> 00:36:52,072Good day, defence minister.This is detective Mortensen.29400:36:52,277 --> 00:36:54,916We have arrested a man who claims29500:36:55,117 --> 00:36:58,996that he is an agent of Danish Intelligence...29600:36:59,197 --> 00:37:00,835Wait.29700:37:04,837 --> 00:37:09,115Who claims he's the agent?There, he's over there.29800:37:16,757 --> 00:37:19,112Jensen. Passenger list.29900:37:19,317 --> 00:37:21,512I was about to get...30000:37:21,717 --> 00:37:24,948Victory in the battle was lostbecause of the men in the field.30100:37:29,077 --> 00:37:31,955I have never seen him. Goodbye.30200:37:33,717 --> 00:37:36,550Thank you, Mr Defence Minister.30300:37:36,757 --> 00:37:39,829Good luck with the new fighter aircraft.30400:37:41,277 --> 00:37:44,030The Minister of Defence doesn't know.30500:37:44,237 --> 00:37:46,193So call more underlings!30600:37:46,397 --> 00:37:48,911They have the names of all the agents.30700:37:49,117 --> 00:37:52,905Do something then! You flatfooted cop.30800:37:53,117 --> 00:37:56,314Did he say "flatfooted cop?"30900:39:26,357 --> 00:39:30,111I am Ferdinand Krillerov,the Russian ambassador.31000:39:31,117 --> 00:39:34,712You have one of my men.What has he done?31100:39:34,917 --> 00:39:38,068Let me talk to...I don't know if you should.31200:39:38,277 --> 00:39:40,791Do you have passenger list?31300:39:42,837 --> 00:39:47,467My daughter is ill.She has Siberian snow fever.31400:39:48,117 --> 00:39:49,232Shut up!31500:39:49,437 --> 00:39:53,669Get an ambulance.Volga! Volga! Volga!31600:39:53,877 --> 00:39:55,913Volga. Yes.31700:39:59,197 --> 00:40:02,269An ambulance to the police station!31800:40:03,917 --> 00:40:07,148Fast! Konjak! Vodka! Slivovitz!31900:40:07,357 --> 00:40:09,029Yes, yes, yes.32000:40:15,037 --> 00:40:17,187Already? That was fast.32100:40:36,157 --> 00:40:38,193Here. Cognac... whisky...32200:40:45,397 --> 00:40:46,716Well... ?32300:40:47,517 --> 00:40:48,632No!32400:40:48,837 --> 00:40:50,907Stop!32500:40:51,677 --> 00:40:53,030Stop!32600:41:06,757 --> 00:41:08,663That little worm has again stuck his nose32700:41:08,664 --> 00:41:11,114in something that doesn't concern him32800:41:11,317 --> 00:41:13,911Krassnikoff, have you got the list?32900:41:14,437 --> 00:41:15,995Where is it?33000:41:17,397 --> 00:41:21,788Stenka razin! Omsk! Tomsk!33100:41:24,077 --> 00:41:26,511What is it now? They just drove off.33200:41:26,717 --> 00:41:31,154We've just arrived. Where is the patient?She's gone.33300:41:31,357 --> 00:41:35,509You have complete control, flat-foot.Shut up!33400:41:37,237 --> 00:41:41,708Where is he?He's gone too.33500:41:43,397 --> 00:41:48,471It probably isn't you who's sick?Me? I feel fine.33600:41:48,677 --> 00:41:52,909Yes, except that he's stupid and flat-footed.33700:41:53,117 --> 00:41:55,347Everything is under control.33800:41:55,557 --> 00:41:59,106Do you call it "control" that a prisoner escaped?33900:41:59,317 --> 00:42:03,390To think that law and orderis maintained by such flat feet.34000:42:03,597 --> 00:42:05,508Shut up, clam up, keep your mouth shut.34100:42:05,717 --> 00:42:08,151and don't talk about my feet.34200:42:08,357 --> 00:42:12,828It must be nerves.Nerves? I never have nerves.34300:42:13,037 --> 00:42:16,666Why the hell were you calling for an ambulance?34400:42:17,757 --> 00:42:18,792Get me down.34500:43:09,757 --> 00:43:10,746Report.34600:43:10,957 --> 00:43:12,573I talked to the company that sent34700:43:12,574 --> 00:43:14,711the four photographer's models to Tangier34800:43:14,917 --> 00:43:17,795We've organized a modellingsession for this afternoon.34900:43:17,997 --> 00:43:20,352Poker too.I can cancel.35000:43:20,557 --> 00:43:24,709No, no. But we need Jensen.He's in prison.35100:43:24,917 --> 00:43:27,829The Minister for Defense must get him out.35200:43:28,037 --> 00:43:31,586But he has just denied knowing him.35300:43:31,797 --> 00:43:36,552So call for the Ministry of Defence, saying that it has changed its position.35400:43:36,997 --> 00:43:40,034Thanks and good-bye, Mr Minister.35500:43:48,717 --> 00:43:51,550It was the Minister for Defense. You can go.35600:43:51,757 --> 00:43:55,193It's apparently just not your day today,Flatfeet!35700:46:03,037 --> 00:46:08,350Jensen, if you weren't so clumsywe would have had the passenger list by now.35800:46:08,437 --> 00:46:12,396Which list?The passenger list from the plane.35900:46:12,477 --> 00:46:16,026Well, I have it.What do you have?36000:46:16,237 --> 00:46:22,392Yes, KB Andersen said that youwanted the passenger list36100:46:22,597 --> 00:46:26,431so I asked for a photocopy.Here it is.36200:46:27,117 --> 00:46:32,510It's completely unprecedentedthat an agent is acting so logically.36300:46:32,717 --> 00:46:36,869Do these names mean anything to you?Niels Mattiasen, Keld Olesen36400:46:37,077 --> 00:46:40,706Anker Jørgensen, Wolfgang Schmierkäse?36500:46:41,917 --> 00:46:45,353Wolfgang Schmierkäse.That's not a Danish name.36600:46:45,557 --> 00:46:47,627Now I remember.36700:46:47,837 --> 00:46:50,146Wolfgang Schmierkäse.36800:46:50,357 --> 00:46:53,554It's only once a week.36900:46:54,957 --> 00:46:58,233Good work K. B.Now go after the stewardess.37000:46:58,437 --> 00:47:01,395Jensen, you help mewith the modelling session.37100:47:03,637 --> 00:47:06,151Yes, Kristian IV here.37200:47:06,357 --> 00:47:08,029It's me again...37300:47:08,237 --> 00:47:09,750It's the idiot.37400:47:09,957 --> 00:47:13,666If you carry on with this,I'll report you to the police.37500:47:13,877 --> 00:47:16,471The police are mine.I'm the boss.37600:47:16,677 --> 00:47:19,828You need to rest.37700:47:20,037 --> 00:47:24,349Put your legs up,so the blood runs to the brain.37800:47:24,557 --> 00:47:28,106Is there something wrong with thatwhich you don't want me to know?37900:47:28,317 --> 00:47:30,831No. Is there a phone where you are?38000:47:31,037 --> 00:47:32,755You know I don't!38100:47:32,957 --> 00:47:34,515Yes, that's obvious.38200:47:34,717 --> 00:47:36,469Don't call. Write.38300:47:39,637 --> 00:47:42,310We've traced the calls.Good work.38400:47:42,517 --> 00:47:45,668Where was the madman calling from?The Danish parliament.38500:47:45,877 --> 00:47:47,595Where were we?38600:47:47,797 --> 00:47:52,666Wolfgang Schmierkäse.He's the head of the slimming clinic.38700:47:53,677 --> 00:47:58,353Young Arnold, I thinkyou are getting a little too thick.38800:47:59,277 --> 00:48:05,386Coitus missionary: 125 calories.A hot kiss:12. A wet kiss:19.38900:48:05,597 --> 00:48:09,636If one undresses one's sex partner,a so-called coitus nudens,39000:48:09,837 --> 00:48:12,670one uses 9 calories.39100:48:13,157 --> 00:48:17,230And there is the famousSchmierkäse method39200:48:17,437 --> 00:48:21,225which can be expressed in two words:Sex slender.39300:48:22,477 --> 00:48:25,166First we calculate how many calories39400:48:25,167 --> 00:48:27,631a new patient has to burn each day39500:48:27,837 --> 00:48:30,635before we prescribe medication.39600:48:31,637 --> 00:48:33,832Let us take an example.39700:48:37,477 --> 00:48:41,516This woman who's equippedwith a magnificent ass.39800:48:41,717 --> 00:48:44,470... what do we prescribe for her?39900:48:46,317 --> 00:48:48,308Yes.Steam bath?40000:48:48,517 --> 00:48:49,632Wrong!40100:48:50,317 --> 00:48:53,912She needs to burn 600 calorieseach day to get rid of her ass.40200:48:54,117 --> 00:48:57,348It is exactly twicecoitus a posteriori.40300:48:57,557 --> 00:49:01,152Put more vulgarly:a back door fuck. 40400:49:01,957 --> 00:49:05,393It isn't good latin, but it works.40500:49:05,637 --> 00:49:07,150Next.40600:49:09,677 --> 00:49:14,831This woman clearly hasan over-developed front.40700:49:15,957 --> 00:49:18,835Yes.Three times a back door fuck... ?40800:49:19,037 --> 00:49:20,709Wrong!40900:49:21,677 --> 00:49:24,271Her breasts must be reduced, so we prescribe41000:49:24,477 --> 00:49:30,154five times cotus cum mammae. It consumes 750 calories per day.41100:49:31,557 --> 00:49:34,310Take care.Now comes a difficult one.41200:49:35,317 --> 00:49:37,387This gentleman can only lose weight,41300:49:37,388 --> 00:49:39,629if he gets the help of another master41400:49:39,837 --> 00:49:45,707We call it coitus anal fabetis,and it burns easily 1,000 calories.41500:49:45,917 --> 00:49:49,068And if the patient doesn't want to havesomeone of their own gender?41600:49:49,277 --> 00:49:54,954I prescribe a gentleman to a gentlemanand a lady to a lady41700:49:55,157 --> 00:49:58,194so, they may swallow the medicine.41800:50:16,397 --> 00:50:20,231Ah, a man.See what I have found.41900:50:27,757 --> 00:50:32,592I just wanted to thank you for thepleasant return flight from Tangiers.42000:50:32,797 --> 00:50:34,230Come in.42100:51:14,237 --> 00:51:17,115Here are two women wholike the slimming cure.42200:51:18,437 --> 00:51:21,634What do you do if a womanhas a double chin?42300:51:21,837 --> 00:51:23,953Prescribe a woman with a double chin?42400:51:24,157 --> 00:51:25,385Wrong!42500:51:29,717 --> 00:51:31,992She should have apenis succulens. 42600:51:32,197 --> 00:51:34,586Then she also saves on dessert.42700:52:58,677 --> 00:53:00,110That is all for today.42800:53:00,317 --> 00:53:04,356Oh, just a moment.I have another question.42900:53:04,557 --> 00:53:08,232Miss Hansen, which part of the body43000:53:08,437 --> 00:53:12,112can become 30 times its normal size43100:53:12,317 --> 00:53:15,992if it becomes sufficiently excited?43200:53:17,037 --> 00:53:19,631Men...Louder.43300:53:19,837 --> 00:53:21,828A man's penis.43400:53:23,597 --> 00:53:25,235Wrong!43500:53:25,437 --> 00:53:27,997The pupil of the eye.43600:53:29,557 --> 00:53:31,883Miss Hansen, when you get married,43700:53:31,884 --> 00:53:34,756I'm afraid you will be very disappointed43800:53:34,957 --> 00:53:36,436Thanks for today!43900:53:38,197 --> 00:53:43,271Excuse me, why are you here?I'm a new patient.44000:53:43,477 --> 00:53:46,628And you?I'm a new patient too.44100:53:46,837 --> 00:53:50,876Miss Petersen,will you take care of our new patients?44200:53:51,077 --> 00:53:53,750Put them in room 11.Together?44300:53:54,797 --> 00:53:57,231In separate beds.44400:54:02,117 --> 00:54:05,314Welcome to thissoirée. 44500:54:05,517 --> 00:54:08,077This experience.44600:54:08,597 --> 00:54:14,593Beautiful women, a wealth of creations.You will swoon with delight.44700:54:15,717 --> 00:54:19,596See the sweet young witches.Elegant in Summer.44800:54:19,797 --> 00:54:24,825God created the womanbut Knastmand dresses her.44900:54:26,917 --> 00:54:28,794Lovely earrings.45000:54:29,437 --> 00:54:31,075And look.45100:54:31,437 --> 00:54:34,747Are they not elegant intheir cute little panties?45200:54:34,957 --> 00:54:37,830Pay special attention to the little pocket,45300:54:37,831 --> 00:54:40,634where there may be a small handkerchief45400:54:40,837 --> 00:54:45,194compact, lighter, cigarettes and more.45500:54:48,997 --> 00:54:50,953Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.45600:55:47,117 --> 00:55:48,311Please take this...45700:55:49,637 --> 00:55:50,706...here you are.45800:55:50,917 --> 00:55:53,272Now you can take off your clothes.45900:55:56,037 --> 00:55:59,347Who are you really working for?Myself.46000:55:59,557 --> 00:56:03,232What do you want?I gather information.46100:56:03,437 --> 00:56:05,951For whom?That's different.46200:56:06,157 --> 00:56:10,787It is not possible to talk to youwhen you are constantly dodging.46300:56:10,997 --> 00:56:13,431Are you curious? Did you see something?46400:56:14,157 --> 00:56:17,467No, more than that,I'm standing here wondering46500:56:17,677 --> 00:56:20,908what you're doing in a slimming clinic.46600:56:21,957 --> 00:56:23,948I love dieting.46700:56:24,917 --> 00:56:28,512I have not found...Uh, it isn't here.46800:56:28,717 --> 00:56:31,026One of the girlshas the powder box,46900:56:31,237 --> 00:56:34,354and I suggest you find it.47000:56:35,597 --> 00:56:37,110Oh no.47100:56:41,917 --> 00:56:43,191No!47200:56:45,997 --> 00:56:47,396Look out.47300:56:48,517 --> 00:56:51,429It is not my performance.47400:56:53,677 --> 00:56:55,156It is...47500:56:57,717 --> 00:56:59,150Commander, look!47600:57:02,717 --> 00:57:04,594Lutter am Bamberg!47700:57:06,317 --> 00:57:11,675See these delicious models.And the small, enchanting lasso.47800:57:12,757 --> 00:57:15,317Dressed for any occasion.47900:57:15,517 --> 00:57:17,587You will feel quite Parisian...48000:57:17,797 --> 00:57:20,186Wasn't I good?No.48100:57:21,117 --> 00:57:26,032Trosan is lively. Simultaneouslyattractive and repelling.48200:57:31,157 --> 00:57:34,194The small pocket has the compact,48300:57:34,397 --> 00:57:37,992car keys and everything else.48400:57:54,157 --> 00:57:56,546How can you carry on like that?48500:57:56,757 --> 00:57:59,555The Bra will not sit properly.48600:57:59,757 --> 00:58:04,148It is all foam.And you who have such beautiful tits.48700:58:16,837 --> 00:58:19,112Jensen, what are you doing?48800:58:19,317 --> 00:58:23,629You dance the jitterbugso even a hack would be ashamed.48900:58:23,837 --> 00:58:25,350I've found it...49000:58:25,557 --> 00:58:28,833K.B. Andersen is on the phone.It's urgent.49100:58:29,237 --> 00:58:33,753Ready to go on stage.Come on then, girls.49200:58:34,157 --> 00:58:38,389Boss, K. B. here.The matter is in good hands.49300:58:38,597 --> 00:58:41,987Go out to the slimming clinicand help Arnold.49400:58:42,197 --> 00:58:44,757Yes, yes, I'll explain later.49500:58:44,957 --> 00:58:48,632Yes, this is an exhausting affair,49600:58:48,877 --> 00:58:54,509but I have taken the initiative,and everything is under control.49700:58:56,717 --> 00:58:58,708Idiot!49800:59:00,877 --> 00:59:03,755K.B. Andersen is not with us any more.49900:59:05,077 --> 00:59:07,352Doctor Schmierkäse!50000:59:07,557 --> 00:59:11,106Not now, the crazy old lady hastaken an overdose again.50100:59:11,317 --> 00:59:14,229I'll fix this for you.I'll just straighten myself up in private.50200:59:15,397 --> 00:59:17,865You naughty, naughty boy.50300:59:18,517 --> 00:59:22,146You know, I never have anything on,when I talk to you.50400:59:22,357 --> 00:59:24,552You always make me so hot.50500:59:25,437 --> 00:59:27,029Wolfgang's coming!50600:59:30,517 --> 00:59:33,793Excuse me, little Amanda.I just...50700:59:35,557 --> 00:59:37,275... have my jacket.50800:59:45,237 --> 00:59:49,150Wolfgang. What's this?50900:59:49,357 --> 00:59:51,188A compact. Is it yours?51000:59:51,397 --> 00:59:55,356Now where would I have got it?Of course not.51100:59:56,557 --> 00:59:59,993Wolfgang. Do you have another woman?51201:00:00,197 --> 01:00:02,233I? No, but...51301:00:07,237 --> 01:00:08,590Wolfgang.51401:00:08,797 --> 01:00:12,949Dear Wolfgang,I have the feeling51501:00:13,157 --> 01:00:17,150that I haven't been for you51601:00:17,357 --> 01:00:22,351what a wife and a lover should have been.51701:00:23,237 --> 01:00:26,547Sweet Wolfgang, you know what I believe?51801:00:28,637 --> 01:00:33,791Wolfgang, I think we both need to geta little slimmer.51901:00:35,477 --> 01:00:38,787Amanda! It is not even a leap year.52001:00:49,917 --> 01:00:54,069How many calories do you expect to burn?52101:00:54,277 --> 01:00:58,395It will completely depend onwhat I think about the medicine.52201:01:00,437 --> 01:01:02,871Do you think about your work?52301:01:03,397 --> 01:01:05,194Wipe my back.52401:01:09,557 --> 01:01:11,354Do you?52501:01:12,357 --> 01:01:13,472As a rule.52601:01:13,677 --> 01:01:15,747But not presently?52701:01:17,797 --> 01:01:20,265Do you?What do you think?52801:01:21,637 --> 01:01:24,151I think you are here to keep an eye on me.52901:01:24,357 --> 01:01:27,872Do you think so?Is there anything in particular to look for?53001:01:28,917 --> 01:01:33,308If you go back to your room,Dr Schmierkäse will come shortly.53101:01:35,277 --> 01:01:37,393There it is again.53201:01:40,557 --> 01:01:42,036Careful.53301:01:42,237 --> 01:01:45,434It is at sea thatDenmark's fate is decided.53401:01:49,597 --> 01:01:53,306There is still hope.There are two compacts left.53501:02:01,117 --> 01:02:03,711I can't bear to look.53601:02:45,437 --> 01:02:47,746I have it! I have it!53701:02:47,957 --> 01:02:50,107Brilliant, Jensen.53801:02:50,317 --> 01:02:51,796I have it!53901:02:54,717 --> 01:02:55,911Oh no!54001:02:56,117 --> 01:02:58,631Idiot.Which is the right one.54101:02:58,837 --> 01:03:01,874Careful, Jensen. Don't jar it.54201:03:02,957 --> 01:03:05,266Give me the compact, friend.54301:03:07,917 --> 01:03:10,226Jensen! Stop! Stop!54401:03:11,957 --> 01:03:13,834Jensen! Jensen!54501:03:17,757 --> 01:03:19,395Help!54601:03:20,237 --> 01:03:22,876Stop the trolley.54701:03:26,557 --> 01:03:27,672Careful.54801:03:48,237 --> 01:03:51,468That's one devil of a mobile dining trolly.54901:03:56,517 --> 01:03:57,996Drive like the Devil!55001:04:09,077 --> 01:04:12,274You're a Japanese tourist too?55101:04:13,037 --> 01:04:16,313I'm Kling Klang Klunger from Yokohama.55201:04:18,557 --> 01:04:22,311I have been sightseeing.We now visit the small sea...55301:04:22,517 --> 01:04:25,475Watch out for the cyclist, damn it!55401:04:26,717 --> 01:04:29,834I see you havea delicate Japanese camera.55501:04:30,037 --> 01:04:32,426Can I see?? Ouch and damn!55601:04:32,997 --> 01:04:36,172Now, we stop at a small post office.55701:04:36,173 --> 01:04:39,789I send a letter to the wife in Yokohama55801:04:39,997 --> 01:04:42,272She has waited with the food for two hours.55901:04:42,477 --> 01:04:46,390She becomes very nervous if I arrive late.56001:04:47,957 --> 01:04:51,916Do you have a cigarette?There's a machine down the street.56101:04:52,117 --> 01:04:53,994In this outfit?56201:04:55,437 --> 01:04:59,032When I studied yogaI went out in far worse things.56301:05:04,037 --> 01:05:07,154I will complain to the Road Safety Council.56401:05:07,357 --> 01:05:10,110Pistols in a taxi. What next?56501:05:10,317 --> 01:05:12,547A flamethrower in a tank?56601:05:12,757 --> 01:05:14,817You got your driving licenses as a present56701:05:14,818 --> 01:05:17,194Because you are only good at sheep breeding56801:05:17,397 --> 01:05:22,994but it does not work in little Denmark.You are probably not Albanians.56901:05:23,197 --> 01:05:26,826I refuse to scrub floors.My hands can't tolerate soapy water.57001:05:27,037 --> 01:05:29,790I can't cope with any of this.57101:05:29,997 --> 01:05:34,036Perhaps this is the cabinetwith the strong cleaners?57201:05:34,237 --> 01:05:37,087The white tornado with ammonia. I know the57301:05:37,088 --> 01:05:40,073environment board did something about that57401:05:40,277 --> 01:05:44,873Otherwise, I could just call...No, I can't.57501:05:48,477 --> 01:05:52,072Perhaps we could still talk about cleaning...57601:05:52,277 --> 01:05:54,154Ouch and damn!57701:05:54,997 --> 01:05:58,990Be glad that I am not a Trade Union member.57801:05:59,197 --> 01:06:02,826Because then you'd have to rinseyour pistol holes for yourselves.57901:06:05,237 --> 01:06:08,434It would be greatwith a couple of earplugs.58001:06:09,077 --> 01:06:12,786Hello? What should I do?Should I set Jensen free or... ?58101:06:12,997 --> 01:06:16,990You must find the compact.Search the Schmierkäses apartment.58201:06:17,197 --> 01:06:20,712Yes, but Jensen...Leave Jensen alone.58301:06:20,917 --> 01:06:25,149Remember what Kristian IV said:"People love my strength. "58401:06:25,357 --> 01:06:28,952Was it not Frederik VII?He was involved with the constitution.58501:06:29,157 --> 01:06:32,194The country is in danger and you talk politics.58601:06:32,397 --> 01:06:36,390What do the intelligence serviceshave to do with the Constitution?58701:06:40,197 --> 01:06:42,711Come to me, girls. Come, come!58801:06:42,917 --> 01:06:45,795Jensen has been found.Forward with your weapons.58901:06:45,997 --> 01:06:48,955And so off to Finderup Laden.59001:06:54,677 --> 01:06:57,430Dear madame Come-Phur. 59101:06:57,637 --> 01:07:01,312Bring him in-and-search him. 59201:07:01,517 --> 01:07:04,190Now that the compact has been found. 59301:07:06,197 --> 01:07:08,995Do you always go by taxi so it's always there?59401:07:09,197 --> 01:07:13,031Or is it specifically for you Japanese?I mean:us Japanese.59501:07:13,237 --> 01:07:15,307Kling Klang Cluster.59601:07:15,517 --> 01:07:19,590I was once on a bike ride in Mols Bjerge.59701:07:19,797 --> 01:07:22,072I remember it well, because I sweated!59801:07:22,277 --> 01:07:25,553It was on an excursionwith the Yokohama school.59901:07:25,757 --> 01:07:29,147I sweated so muchthat I had to ride the bike in underwear.60001:07:30,037 --> 01:07:33,074There are limits to what even weJapanese can accomplish.60101:07:33,277 --> 01:07:37,190This is worse than Hara-kiri.It's pure suicide.60201:07:37,397 --> 01:07:43,427Now, I'm not Caesar,and this is not the Rubicon,60301:07:43,637 --> 01:07:47,107but still I say:The clothes are cast!60401:07:49,077 --> 01:07:53,753The Danes have placedan agent in the slimming clinic. 60501:07:53,957 --> 01:07:57,632Find him, then we will have the last compact. 60601:07:58,997 --> 01:08:01,067Who are you?I'm called Ar.60701:08:01,277 --> 01:08:05,031My name is Arnold, and I'memployed by the intelligence services.60801:08:05,237 --> 01:08:07,592Certainly... !It's true.60901:08:07,797 --> 01:08:10,152For whom?It's a secret.61001:08:10,357 --> 01:08:12,996Do you agree with Kraputski and his Albanians?61101:08:13,197 --> 01:08:15,791Help me with these.61201:08:16,597 --> 01:08:19,828Do you have a hairpin?Yes.61301:08:22,957 --> 01:08:25,790Doctor Schmierkäse!The patient is in their room...61401:08:25,997 --> 01:08:28,352Later, Miss Petersen.61501:08:28,557 --> 01:08:31,276I must first say hello to monsieur Capotnoir.61601:08:31,477 --> 01:08:34,833He has come from Paris to study my method.61701:08:35,037 --> 01:08:40,065He is a member ofthe French Chamber of Deputies.61801:08:40,717 --> 01:08:42,150Come, little Petersen.61901:08:42,357 --> 01:08:47,192Now we have only one compact left. And Jensen62001:08:47,397 --> 01:08:50,707they can do what they like with him.62101:08:51,517 --> 01:08:54,827Mata Hari ison the track of the compact. 62201:09:06,037 --> 01:09:08,597No, stop! I'm so ticklish.62301:09:09,077 --> 01:09:10,271No, stop!62401:09:15,477 --> 01:09:19,470Well... It was such a shame.We had so much fun.62501:09:25,157 --> 01:09:26,670Dear colleague!62601:09:27,677 --> 01:09:29,793Good day, monsieur.62701:09:33,837 --> 01:09:37,386Is this your medicine?62801:09:37,597 --> 01:09:41,226It contains a descriptionof all forms of weight loss.62901:09:41,437 --> 01:09:43,553Very interesting.63001:09:43,757 --> 01:09:45,315Join us for a moment.63101:09:45,517 --> 01:09:47,348Go ahead.63201:09:49,237 --> 01:09:52,354It makes me happythat you like my clinic.63301:09:52,557 --> 01:09:54,946Number 13.63401:09:58,997 --> 01:10:01,830Very interesting.63501:10:02,957 --> 01:10:04,993Very interesting.63601:10:05,197 --> 01:10:09,827As a responsible politician you will takethe study mission seriously,63701:10:10,037 --> 01:10:14,349so I will let youimmerse yourself in the material.63801:10:19,797 --> 01:10:22,106Very interesting.63901:10:22,317 --> 01:10:26,071Very interesting. Continue.64001:10:26,277 --> 01:10:28,711Very interesting.64101:10:32,237 --> 01:10:35,388Please Wolfgang, I hate to leave you.64201:10:35,597 --> 01:10:38,270Little Amanda, duty calls.64301:10:38,477 --> 01:10:40,672Buy some funky clothes for this evening.64401:10:40,877 --> 01:10:43,345If you don't get a headache again.64501:10:43,557 --> 01:10:46,629I shan't get any more headaches.64601:10:47,077 --> 01:10:48,635Thank you for that.64701:10:48,837 --> 01:10:50,793Good day, I'm the electrician.64801:10:50,997 --> 01:10:54,194I'm to see Doctor Schmierkäse?Yes, that's me.64901:10:54,397 --> 01:10:57,116Is there something wrong with the machines?65001:10:57,317 --> 01:11:01,390Yes, can you believe it.It's in the intensive care department.65101:11:01,597 --> 01:11:05,272We have several sensitive machines here.65201:11:06,237 --> 01:11:08,671You have surely seen girls before.65301:11:10,117 --> 01:11:14,235Diet machines can run eithertoo fast or too slow.65401:11:14,437 --> 01:11:18,066Do something about it.It distract patients.65501:11:18,277 --> 01:11:22,509Do not confuse the machine's many functions.65601:11:22,717 --> 01:11:26,756Just lubricate the machineAnd check the electric motor that runs it.65701:13:00,077 --> 01:13:01,351It is sad.65801:13:01,797 --> 01:13:03,150Give me that.65901:13:03,357 --> 01:13:07,032Well... ?Otherwise, I shoot you.66001:13:19,677 --> 01:13:22,589Stenka rasin!He has escaped.66101:13:37,197 --> 01:13:39,392Penny, what are you doing here?66201:13:39,417 --> 01:13:42,906Working under cover.Here, one can well say that.66301:13:43,117 --> 01:13:45,950After him! Find him! Catch him!66401:13:47,077 --> 01:13:51,469Someone is coming!Then come here.66501:13:52,477 --> 01:13:53,910Yes, yes.66601:14:00,837 --> 01:14:02,111Where is he?66701:14:02,600 --> 01:14:04,400It's just little me.66801:14:07,200 --> 01:14:10,200Are you Swedish?Yes, you too?66901:14:10,400 --> 01:14:14,200Yes. Where are you from?Värmland.67001:14:14,400 --> 01:14:19,000Värmland is beautifulyours is a wonderful country67101:14:21,800 --> 01:14:23,800Move a little.67201:14:27,200 --> 01:14:32,600Are you looking for someone?No, it can wait.67301:14:35,637 --> 01:14:38,435Damnation! 1 - 0 to the Swedes.67401:14:46,157 --> 01:14:48,512A doomed man has the right to a last smoke.67501:14:48,717 --> 01:14:52,596I will do nothing if you give me that.67601:14:53,557 --> 01:14:57,391That's the rules of the game.What rules?67701:14:57,597 --> 01:14:59,428If you had not been here and... ?67801:14:59,637 --> 01:15:01,499You have been here stirring me up?67901:15:01,500 --> 01:15:03,471And now, you are going to shoot me?68001:15:03,677 --> 01:15:07,226I thought we would lo...oh, swap photos.68101:15:07,437 --> 01:15:10,873I don't want to to hurt you,but I have feelings too.68201:15:11,077 --> 01:15:15,070Everything I'm doing is against my will.I do it for my sister's sake.68301:15:15,277 --> 01:15:18,872What has she to do with it?She is Kraputski's prisoner.68401:15:19,077 --> 01:15:23,150She is on the way to my headquarters.Where is she?68501:15:23,357 --> 01:15:26,030Isn't she called Susie?Yes.68601:15:26,237 --> 01:15:30,196I released her half an hour ago, but now...68701:15:31,757 --> 01:15:33,748I love you.68801:15:37,797 --> 01:15:41,949Do all women have the power toto change their minds in an instant?68901:15:46,637 --> 01:15:50,949Scan all the rooms. He must be found.And all the beds.69001:15:51,197 --> 01:15:52,676Stop!69101:15:53,837 --> 01:15:55,270Take cover!69201:15:56,877 --> 01:15:58,674Follow me, girls!69301:15:59,437 --> 01:16:01,029To battle!69401:16:04,317 --> 01:16:06,194What is... ?69501:16:13,837 --> 01:16:17,068What's the commotion?It should be completely silent!69601:16:29,917 --> 01:16:32,112We stand in the cross fire!69701:16:35,277 --> 01:16:36,710Come, girls, follow me!69801:16:41,037 --> 01:16:42,356Come!69901:16:46,757 --> 01:16:48,827Finally! safety.70001:16:49,037 --> 01:16:53,827Proud stands the Danish sailor's...KB, you are dead.70101:16:54,037 --> 01:16:55,789Your concern is noted.70201:16:55,997 --> 01:16:59,387Very interesting.Stop. The country is in danger.70301:16:59,597 --> 01:17:03,272I penetrated the enemy's classified code.70401:17:03,477 --> 01:17:05,468Why aren't you dead?70501:17:05,677 --> 01:17:09,272The girl took it all,so I went to help Arnold.70601:17:09,477 --> 01:17:12,674Yes, it's good.God, where is Arnold?70701:17:14,837 --> 01:17:19,786It's certainly something that my mother andaunt have not told me about.70801:17:19,997 --> 01:17:22,636Then it's time that I did.70901:18:04,357 --> 01:18:06,268Forgive me. If I'd known...71001:18:06,477 --> 01:18:10,709Forget it. I didn't know she was your sister.71101:18:11,317 --> 01:18:14,529You are my own private James Bond.71201:18:14,530 --> 01:18:17,836And you are the spy that loved me71301:18:18,757 --> 01:18:22,193Live and let die.Aren't we too young to die?71401:18:22,397 --> 01:18:26,549Wouldn't we rather playDoctor Hook... or Doctor No?71501:18:30,877 --> 01:18:32,595Goldfinger!71601:18:35,397 --> 01:18:37,069The man with the golden gun.71701:18:37,277 --> 01:18:40,553Stop the James Bond nonsense.Now, I will be the spy71801:18:40,757 --> 01:18:44,796who came in from the coldand right into... the heat.71901:19:12,237 --> 01:19:18,870It is fantastic what a man experiencesin the Danish intelligence service.72001:19:24,597 --> 01:19:27,714This won't do.Girls, come and help me with the bed.72101:19:27,917 --> 01:19:31,546Miss Monk, you stay herewith a couple of the girls.72201:19:31,757 --> 01:19:36,877What about K. B. ?He can continue his studies.72301:19:40,757 --> 01:19:42,475Forward. Forward.72401:19:44,477 --> 01:19:46,069Back!72501:19:48,997 --> 01:19:50,794Follow me, girls!72601:20:06,957 --> 01:20:09,835This is entirely unbelievable!72701:20:10,037 --> 01:20:14,269Stop all that gunfire!It disturbs the patients!72801:20:14,477 --> 01:20:17,947Coitus interruptusis the worst thing there is.72901:20:28,397 --> 01:20:32,470KB, what are you doing here?I'm looking for Arnold.73001:20:32,677 --> 01:20:36,716You won't find him there.One must begin somewhere.73101:20:38,317 --> 01:20:41,036Stenka razin! back!73201:21:18,037 --> 01:21:21,746Fantastic what you go through for your country.73301:21:42,237 --> 01:21:45,547Are all Danish agents as wonderful as you?73401:21:51,677 --> 01:21:56,034You must have received additional educationfrom the spy school in O o omsk!73501:22:15,197 --> 01:22:20,146What is going on here? My slimmingmethod requires absolute silence!73601:22:22,637 --> 01:22:24,628I might have been wrong!73701:22:28,717 --> 01:22:30,275Help!73801:22:33,637 --> 01:22:36,276Don't shrink away from the fireact like a knight!73901:22:41,237 --> 01:22:43,626God. He is dead.74001:22:45,200 --> 01:22:47,600Who do you think will win?74101:22:47,800 --> 01:22:50,200Win what?Listen.74201:22:51,600 --> 01:22:54,800Perhaps we should give them a hand.74301:22:55,000 --> 01:22:57,800I can give you a hand.74401:22:59,600 --> 01:23:04,200What are you doing?It's just a little trick I learned.74501:23:04,400 --> 01:23:06,400Interesting.74601:23:06,600 --> 01:23:12,600Shouldn't we go out and... ?No, it's too far away.74701:23:16,237 --> 01:23:20,310Your Majesty. Talk to me.74801:23:23,037 --> 01:23:25,392Back! Stenka razin!74901:23:33,517 --> 01:23:35,587He's crazy.He's Danish.75001:23:45,277 --> 01:23:46,596I'm alive.75101:24:05,437 --> 01:24:08,270What are you doing?I want to help.75201:24:08,477 --> 01:24:10,911Then sing, man! Sing!75301:24:22,997 --> 01:24:26,751Hissa hussa hejsan sa!Nu ska fienden få, da da!75401:24:26,957 --> 01:24:31,348Everything need not stop. The machinesare up and running. Keep going.75501:24:37,277 --> 01:24:39,393Good exercise.75601:24:42,400 --> 01:24:44,000Never mind.75701:24:54,237 --> 01:24:56,626My glasses... and the dish.75801:24:57,397 --> 01:25:00,230Nothing happens when we are here.75901:25:10,437 --> 01:25:15,716Idiot! No patient can withstandthat sort of weight loss. Stop it!76001:25:15,917 --> 01:25:20,672The switch is down at the other end.Idiot. Down!76101:25:25,357 --> 01:25:26,551Help!76201:25:27,677 --> 01:25:30,271Shoot them!76301:25:31,437 --> 01:25:34,873Too late, Kraputski.Stenka rasin!76401:25:35,197 --> 01:25:39,429Here it is.Put down your weapons.76501:25:41,197 --> 01:25:43,108Slivovitz!76601:25:44,677 --> 01:25:46,269Commander-in-Chief.76701:25:49,437 --> 01:25:52,349Watch out! Stop him!76801:26:03,837 --> 01:26:05,793Slivovitz.76901:26:07,400 --> 01:26:10,200You are good in bed,but on the wrong side.77001:26:10,400 --> 01:26:13,800Värmland is beautifulyou have a wonderful country77101:26:14,117 --> 01:26:16,836It exceeded our expectations.What did?77201:26:17,037 --> 01:26:20,467We let you take over the leadership in order77301:26:20,468 --> 01:26:23,351to induce Kraputski to come forward77401:26:23,557 --> 01:26:24,910Jammersminde!77501:26:25,117 --> 01:26:28,427Now, we need only to findthe last powder box.77601:26:28,637 --> 01:26:30,514I have it, of course.77701:26:30,717 --> 01:26:34,630Powder? Thank God.I expect I look horrible.77801:26:36,677 --> 01:26:41,990Yes, but it isn't powder.What is really in the compact?77901:26:42,197 --> 01:26:44,995Yes, I never know anything.78001:26:45,197 --> 01:26:47,153Me neither.78101:26:47,357 --> 01:26:50,155Can we have peace now?We must continue to slim down.78201:26:50,357 --> 01:26:51,710Come now, girls.78301:26:51,917 --> 01:26:53,555You would need it too.78401:26:53,757 --> 01:26:58,308Can you remind me of this placewhen we need a new cover?78501:26:59,305 --> 01:27:05,901Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org