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Nobody's saying our
neighborhood's the Garden of Eden.
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Hell, some people say
God avoids this place altogether.
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But it's been a good home to us,
to me and my kids, who I'm proud of...
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...because every single one of them
reminds me a little bit of me.
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Fiona, my rock, huge help,
has all the best qualities of her mother...
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...except she's not a raging psycho bitch.
- Blow.
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Lip, smart as a whip.
Straight A's and the honor roll.
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Boy's definitely going somewhere.
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You, come back! Stop!
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Ian, industrious, conscientious,
ambitious, incredible work ethic.
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Don't have a clue where he got that
from. Wants to be a paratrooper.
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Knows how to disembowel an enemy
with a roll of dimes and an old gym sock.
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Carl... Um, I don't really know
that much about Carl.
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Oh, loves animals.
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Always dragging home some poor stray
he found, taking them up to his room.
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Ah, Debbie, sent by God, total angel.
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Raises money for UNICEF year-round,
some of which she actually turns in.
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Liam, gonna be a star.
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I'm no biologist, but he looks a little bit
like my first sponsor.
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He and the ex were close.
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Kev and Veronica, fantastic neighbors.
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There's nothing they won't do
for each other...
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...or to each other.
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That didn't hurt half as much
as I thought it would.
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I never realized
how little sex I was having...
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...till V and Kev moved next door.
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And me, Frank Gallagher,
father, teacher, mentor.
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Captain of our little ship.
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We may not have much,
but all of us, to a man...
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...knows the most important thing
in this life:
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We know how to fucking party.
Wa-ha!
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Go!
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Fuck you, pig!
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Let's go.
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- Let's go, people.
- Go home. Let's go. Out.
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Seven fifteen, monkeys. Come on.
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Seven fifteen.
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"Oh, no. I fell down."
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- First shower.
- You had it yesterday.
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Fuck!
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Shit.
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- Electric.
- Yeah.
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Coming through.
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Electric.
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- Electric.
- Electric.
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No, you got a Happy Meal
on the front of that shirt.
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Field trip. Need Dad's signature.
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- Okay.
- Arms up.
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- Deb, that's getting really good.
- Who's got the phone?
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- I got it.
- Any minutes left?
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Uh, fourteen.
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Hey, I need something
for show-and-tell.
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- How much are we short?
- Eighteen dollars, thirty cents.
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I'm tutoring after school.
Should be able to kick in 10 more.
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Wait, did Carl put in any?
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You're almost 9, you're gonna
have to start pulling your weight.
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And get a real job, not just dipping
into the collection plate at St. Tim's.
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I'm filling in for Candi.
I can cover the rest.
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- Extra kraut on mine.
- Cheese on mine.
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- Somebody's gotta take Liam.
- Uh, I got a calculus test.
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I'm working after school.
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Show-and-tell?
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Show them the birthmark on his back.
It looks like Latvia.
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Hey, that's my fucking bike!
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- No Candi again?
- Bobby's got a bail hearing.
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That kid's gonna be the death of her.
What is it this time?
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Tried tagging a cop car
with the cop still in it.
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- What?
- Who's got the jumbo dog?
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How'd you know?
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X-ray vision.
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Hey, would you tap that ass?
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Once, if I double bagged it.
Project girls don't abort.
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Hi. I'm here to help Karen
study for her midterm.
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Okay.
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You'll have to take your shoes off.
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- What?
- I'll get you a plastic bag.
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Here you go.
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She's got this thing about people
bringing dirt in the house.
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- Melissomophobia.
- Oh, right.
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- I like that with the candle.
- Yeah.
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Okay, so if you remember it like this,
the formula's completely visible.
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Okay. Midget naked witch
is bending over...
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...and she's crying because
she lost one ear and she can't find it.
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How do you know all this?
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Just something
I like to fool around with.
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Like a hobby?
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No, more like a plan.
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- Physics?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Have you done Newton's first?
I've got a great one for that.
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Everybody continues...
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...in a state of rest or uniform motion...
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...unless acted upon
by an external force.
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Uh, hang on. Karen, I'm...
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I'm still gonna have to
charge you for this.
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Charge me?
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Yeah, this isn't charity.
I get paid for tutoring.
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I know. Science just turns me on.
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Okay.
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Jesus.
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- Lip, you in there? Lip?
- Yup.
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- Can I borrow your deodorant?
- I'm using Ian's.
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If I stick this in the wash before I go,
keep an eye on it?
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- Do it tomorrow.
- It stinks in here.
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Sorry, there's a shirt I need.
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Fiona. We need to go
if we're gonna get a ride to the club.
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- Five minutes.
- Look at me.
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This has gotta go back tomorrow.
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- I'll put it back on later. I have a tag gun.
- What?
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From when I worked at T.J. Maxx.
Let's go.
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Hot dogs downstairs. Nachos too.
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- Have fun.
- Bye, lovely.
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Hey, Veronica.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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She won't ever get enough
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Once she gets a little touch
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If I had it my way
You know that I'd make her say
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Ooh
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I said no more sailors
And no more soldiers
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With your name in a heart
Tattooed upon their shoulders
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Kisses like whiskey
It gets me drunk
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Hi.
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- In the morning
With the taste of your tongue
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In the back of the car
On the way to the bar
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My purse! Fuck! My purse.
That bastard took my purse.
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She won't ever get enough
Once she gets a little touch
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Shit. Hey! Hey!
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Asshole!
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Ah! Sorry.
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That was fucking incredible.
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Truly, honestly, one of the most heroic
things I've ever seen. Did you see him?
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- Yeah.
- Stupid, but, man, heroic.
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Steve. My name is Steve.
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Uh, I was gonna offer
to buy you a drink anyway.
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Oh. She'll take a drink.
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- Hey, where do you think you're going?
- Are you serious?
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- Where's his stamp?
- Can you believe this joker?
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If you were doing your job,
he wouldn't have had to.
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- No stamp, no re-entry.
- Is he for real?
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Fat prick.
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- Fine. You're all barred.
- For what?
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- Drugs.
- What?
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He probably let him get away,
he knows him.
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- Shut up, skank.
- Watch your mouth.
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- Or you're gonna do what?
- Okay, forget it. Please, forget it.
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Okay, come on. Let's get a cab.
Thank you. Come on.
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Oh, shit!
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Hey, watch it!
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Hey, fucker!
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You motherfucker!
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Got a hummer today.
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What's the law on sex with pets?
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From Karen Jackson.
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- No way.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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She got a C in physics, needed a B.
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Yeah, you wouldn't have waited
this long to tell me.
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Oh, five hours.
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- Okay, you're full of shit.
- Fuck you.
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You ever have a knob-job?
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- Once or twice.
- Ah. Wow.
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I didn't hear you rushing to tell me.
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Yeah, well...
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I mean, I thought
we tell each other everything.
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Unless...
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...you got sucked off by a guy.
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For instance.
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No way, Lake Forest?
Lake Forest is not Chicago.
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I'm not kidding, Steve.
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You are dead if he ever
lays eyes on you. And I mean dead.
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I nearly peed myself when you hit him.
Well, I did a little.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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How many of you live here?
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Not me, I'm one down.
But the guy next door died in March...
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...which technically makes us
next-door neighbors.
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- You're a nurse?
- Used to be.
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Lying bitch.
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She worked housekeeping
at Cook County.
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- Bedpans and shit sheets.
- Fine...
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...but I was offered a place
in the nursing school.
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Fine, but it never happened.
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They fired her for selling
medical supplies on eBay.
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- Shut up. We don't even know him.
- Steve.
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- Carl.
- Lip.
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- Debbie.
- How you doing, Debbie?
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- Nice watch.
- Thanks. Panerai.
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What'd that set you back about,
six bills?
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- Plus Ian.
- Hey.
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- Hey, Debbie, why do they call him Lip?
- His real name's Phillip.
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Yo, Veronica. You got my keys?
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- What's going on here?
- This is Steve.
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Decked the bouncer at Purgatory
to defend my honor.
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- My honor.
- Yeah? Which bouncer?
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Jimmy Clifton.
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Jimmy Cl...? Well, Jesus, man,
put it there. Respect.
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Guy just stands there.
Doesn't really do any...
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Yeah, you'll be his third conviction.
Third or fourth. Fourth, yeah.
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After that much practice...
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...you'd think the man would have
manslaughter down by now.
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No more fuck-ups
like leaving his dad breathing.
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- His dad?
- Yeah.
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Five years over an '87 Monte Carlo
with 200,000 miles on the odometer.
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A fucking Monte Carlo.
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- Okay, time for bed. Up the wooden hill.
- It's not even midnight.
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- Oh, man.
- Come on, go.
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- Already?
- Shut up.
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Move, move, move. Come on.
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Yeah, let me just take one last look
at you while you're still alive. Ha-ha!
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Here.
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- What, that's his?
- Yeah. Well, company car.
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What kind of company?
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Internet startup.
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Earning what?
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A couple mil a year.
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High school dropout.
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Got a job as a janitor
in this small tech firm...
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...within a year, he owned it.
Made his first billion by 20.
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Two jets, controlling interest
in the Red Wings...
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...10,000 employees kissing his ass.
"Yes, boss. No, boss."
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Why shouldn't he ride around
in style?
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Oh, you just made that up.
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What...? Why do you do that?
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- Your face.
- How is that funny? It's not even funny.
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How the fuck would I know how much
he earns, you twisted dumb prick?
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- I'm not a dumb prick.
- Kevin, I just met the guy an hour ago.
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Take back "dumb prick."
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Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Veronica.
What's your pre-tax income?
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You sure didn't mind watching him
take his shirt off now, did you?
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Not one bit.
In fact, if you hadn't walked in...
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...Fiona and I were gonna
knock him down and tag-team him.
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Now I guess I'm stuck with you.
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Hold on.
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The Fiona tag team, is that an option?
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Because, you know,
you could throw that...
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- Anytime you like it too.
- I'll do it, all right.
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All quiet up the wooden hill?
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As quiet as it ever gets.
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Straight answer,
if I hadn't busted my skull for you...
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...would you have looked at me twice?
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Who's saying that I looked twice?
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Oh, you did, then?
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- What?
- We can't.
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Ninety percent
of the world's problems...
242
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,043
...are caused by tiny words
that come in pairs.
243
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:48,464
I mean, we're healthy and we're happy,
but when people ask, we say:
244
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,800
"Not bad."
245
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,596
You know, the first time
that I saw you dancing...
246
00:16:55,764 --> 00:17:01,978
...about a month back at Crobar,
I was desperate to buy you a drink.
247
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:05,523
You know, normally I'm shy,
so I told myself:
248
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:12,238
"I can't. She won't. We wouldn't."
249
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:15,950
And then tonight,
I see you there again.
250
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:20,580
All the indications being
that I'm getting a second chance...
251
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:22,832
...to make a good impression.
252
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,627
Tell me to stop and I'll stop.
253
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,849
Slower, slower, slower.
254
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,517
Slower.
255
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:50,026
Slower. Slower.
256
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:31,442
- Ah! Ow, ow, ow!
- Almost. Almost.
257
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:37,949
- Fiona?
- Shit, shit, shit.
258
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:42,620
- Fiona.
- Fuck.
259
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,123
Shit.
260
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,543
Fiona, are you home?
261
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,385
Is Fiona in?
262
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,304
She's upstairs.
263
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:02,557
Ahem.
264
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,686
I'll go get her.
265
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:12,692
- Oh!
- Yeah, cops looking for you.
266
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:14,986
Stay here.
267
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,702
Liam. Liam.
268
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:26,539
You... You think you can't be...
269
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:31,919
You think little guys
can't be fucking faulting you...
270
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,881
I wouldn't put him near a carpet
till his pants dry a bit.
271
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:36,424
- Thanks, Tony.
- Nice.
272
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,509
See you, Fiona.
273
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,430
Who the hell is that?
274
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,267
My dad.
275
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,652
You just leave him there all night?
276
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,447
He's never there when I get up.
277
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:06,787
So who's the little guy? Liam?
278
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,583
Liam's my brother.
279
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,681
Fuck.
280
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,559
Rita.
281
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:15,648
Anne's school called, she's sick.
Everything up to 204 is clean.
282
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,401
- I should be back in a couple hours.
- Raul won't care?
283
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:21,195
He smoked his lunch again.
He won't even know.
284
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,698
I'm making tamales tonight.
I'll drop off a dozen.
285
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:24,907
Okay.
286
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,036
- And take all the toilet paper you need.
- Okay.
287
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:34,792
You ready, big man?
Let's do it. Come on, here we go.
288
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:45,970
Kevin, did you miss me, dear?
A beer and a bump, and...
289
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,848
Billy, you having one? Have one.
290
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,476
Go away, Frank.
291
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:56,564
A pen, Mr. Beerkeep.
It is disability day.
292
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,816
Disability people haven't
caught up with you yet?
293
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:02,862
I thought they had some guy
following you around with a camera.
294
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:06,073
They can follow me around
all they want to...
295
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:11,078
...but they have to actually catch me
doing something.
296
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:17,585
- What's with the crowd?
- Layoff at the Chrysler plant.
297
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,921
You see?
That's the problem with working.
298
00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:25,009
Too much instability. Stress.
299
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:30,890
What the fuck is this?
300
00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:33,893
What's left,
after I settled out last month's bar tab.
301
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,436
Ohh...
302
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:38,689
Better start a new one, then. Oh!
303
00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:41,942
And a round for all my friends
from the UAW.
304
00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:43,194
Yeah.
305
00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:47,198
Wow, really?
306
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,616
Fuck, no.
307
00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:12,932
Hi.
308
00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:16,227
Wondering what your schedule's like
on Friday.
309
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:20,272
Uh, I've got a party.
310
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,775
- Want a chaperone?
- You're not eligible.
311
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,360
Right. Chick thing?
312
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:30,199
- You're not that desperate.
- Wanting to see you again's desperate?
313
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,868
No, feeling like you have to,
that's desperate.
314
00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:35,204
Come on. You can get laid anywhere.
315
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:39,708
- Oh, so I'm only here for a fuck?
- Never crossed your mind?
316
00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:42,586
Just when you think
you've collared your dream girl...
317
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:46,173
...her incontinent, alcoholic father
appears, wrecks everything...
318
00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:47,550
...and she's blaming you?
319
00:23:47,717 --> 00:23:51,804
Your dream girl? We had drunken sex
on my kitchen floor.
320
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:55,099
Quit pretending you don't even
know me. You weren't that drunk.
321
00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:59,437
- Hey, it's Phillip.
- Hey, it's dead man walking.
322
00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:01,355
Jimmy Clifton called today
looking for you.
323
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,941
- No school?
- Nah, I got some teeth pulled today.
324
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,693
- Wisdom teeth?
- Sugar rot.
325
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:09,029
Ah. Little-known fact:
Don't just chew your food on one side.
326
00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:12,366
It can buckle your jaw which will buckle
your hips and affect your posture.
327
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:13,701
- That's a fact?
- Skeletal fact.
328
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:15,244
Lip.
329
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:16,495
Fuck off.
330
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:19,874
Hey, talk out of your ass
with that much conviction...
331
00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:25,379
...you end up needing a much bigger
toothbrush. That's an anal fact.
332
00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:34,763
Listen, thank you for trying
to get my purse back and stuff.
333
00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:37,558
- Stuff?
- I'm not looking.
334
00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:40,227
Not right now.
335
00:24:43,064 --> 00:24:47,443
Okay. Is it all right if I leave my number
for when you might be?
336
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:51,739
- Relax, okay?
- No.
337
00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:55,159
- No, no, no. You're gonna like it.
- What am I even gonna say?
338
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,745
You just gotta keep talking
about science.
339
00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,663
I don't know anything about science.
340
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:02,791
Okay, so just read
from the table of elements.
341
00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:05,753
Cerium, erbium, praseodymium.
342
00:25:12,385 --> 00:25:14,386
- Mrs. Jackson.
- Ohh!
343
00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:19,892
Karen is thrilled with you.
She got an A on her physics midterm.
344
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:23,812
Karen.
Honey, your little helper is here.
345
00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:26,190
- This is my brother, Ian.
- Um...
346
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,735
I'm out of plastic bags. Why don't you
leave your shoes out here...
347
00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:32,112
...where they can breathe?
- Sure.
348
00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:40,538
Erbium, cerium, praseodymium,
magnesium...
349
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:44,750
You kids want some homemade
lime chicken chimichangas?
350
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:47,586
- No, thanks, Sheila. I think we're fine.
- No? All right.
351
00:25:48,296 --> 00:25:52,800
Praseodymium, uh, magnesium, sulfur...
352
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:55,803
All right. I'm off to work.
353
00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:58,180
Oh, hey, fellas.
354
00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:00,015
Where's Karen?
355
00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:01,225
Her room, I think.
356
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:05,062
Google Earth for a GPS reference on
where Isaac Newton was born.
357
00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:09,191
Guess what I made for your lunch.
358
00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:12,903
- Cornish game hen with Asian pear?
- No.
359
00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:17,449
- Wild salmon with baby carrots?
- No.
360
00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:20,619
Kiss and I'll tell.
361
00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:24,498
I'll find out what I got
when I open the damn box, all right?
362
00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:45,853
I'm late, Karen, honey.
I guess I'll see you in the morning.
363
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,775
What's she hiding for?
364
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,572
What are you hiding for?
365
00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:00,117
Oh, sweet Jesus.
366
00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:08,876
No!
367
00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:27,144
It's just a study group.
368
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,897
Oh, honey.
369
00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:31,523
He caught Lip.
370
00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:39,490
The further you run,
the more I will kill you!
371
00:27:52,253 --> 00:27:54,046
Really? An old lady on the train?
372
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:56,590
Oh, yeah,
the doors were closing on her walker.
373
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,509
Lip barely got his foot in
in time to stop...
374
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,177
Ow! Jesus, Fiona.
375
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,680
I can't remember whether
that's good or bad.
376
00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:05,641
More likely you jumped the turnstiles
and he twisted it...
377
00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:09,228
...trying to outrun the transit cops.
- No. Always elevate extremities.
378
00:28:09,437 --> 00:28:11,480
Move before you give him
a fucking embolism.
379
00:28:11,648 --> 00:28:13,649
- You okay, Lip?
- Please, don't touch it.
380
00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:16,026
Okay. Wiggle your toes.
381
00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:19,655
Go to my house, top of the freezer.
Two ice packs.
382
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:23,701
Second cupboard above the sink, liquid
ibuprofen, freeze spray, Ace bandages.
383
00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:25,077
Should we get it x-rayed?
384
00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:28,580
No, you'll be in the ER forever.
For what? "Sub-metatarsal hematoma."
385
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:31,291
Tell us something we didn't know
five hours ago.
386
00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:33,127
- My bedroom, top of the TV.
- Yeah?
387
00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:35,462
Pack of smokes and the lighter. Okay.
388
00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:41,593
- Shit. I'm not here. I'm not here.
- You don't know us, Fiona.
389
00:28:41,761 --> 00:28:46,014
Oh, what have you done?
What have you done?
390
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,609
Can I get it through here
or is it better around the back?
391
00:28:58,027 --> 00:28:59,194
Samsung washer.
392
00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:01,905
It's not me.
393
00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:05,451
- Gallagher, number 2119?
- Yeah, but that's not ours.
394
00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:08,579
Well, it's paid for.
You want me to hook it up or not?
395
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,430
Where you going with those?
396
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:31,518
- Veronica wants them.
- Well, give me one.
397
00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:00,547
Oh, oh
Everybody say oh, oh
398
00:30:04,385 --> 00:30:10,432
Got it? Okay. Ice and Advil.
And keep your weight off of it.
399
00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:15,062
- I thought you were broke.
- That's what I said.
400
00:30:15,438 --> 00:30:16,980
These were in the washer.
401
00:30:19,108 --> 00:30:22,110
- "Steve"? No.
- Yeah. Uh-huh.
402
00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:25,113
- Who's Steve?
- The other night.
403
00:30:25,281 --> 00:30:28,200
- No.
- I know.
404
00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:37,292
Fifteen years. Fifteen years.
I've done everything in my control.
405
00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:41,296
What did I say? What did I tell you?
Sow and thou shall reap.
406
00:30:41,464 --> 00:30:43,924
She didn't reap this from me,
I'll tell you that.
407
00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:47,261
Reap what?
What are you reaping now?
408
00:30:47,428 --> 00:30:52,599
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
Whatever it is, I'll try. I'll really try.
409
00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:57,479
Mom, don't beg him. If he can do this,
then the bastard's not worth it!
410
00:30:57,647 --> 00:31:00,315
Hey, you honor thy father.
411
00:31:00,483 --> 00:31:01,775
Get fucked!
412
00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:04,862
Don't try blaming me for this.
413
00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:07,823
You're your own worst enemy,
you two.
414
00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:13,370
They say bad things happen in three.
They don't. Twos. You two.
415
00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:16,957
Insane.
416
00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:29,136
- Hello?
- How much you pay for it?
417
00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:31,471
I'm not telling you that. It's a gift.
418
00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:34,474
So you'd remember the phone number,
which obviously worked.
419
00:31:34,642 --> 00:31:36,852
Your washer's in the yard.
We don't need it.
420
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:39,605
So you gotta come pick it up
before it starts rusting.
421
00:31:39,772 --> 00:31:40,814
Oh, is it?
422
00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:43,692
No.
423
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:45,027
Did the guy connect it?
424
00:31:46,821 --> 00:31:48,363
Yes.
425
00:31:48,531 --> 00:31:50,991
- It's working okay?
- It's not my favorite color.
426
00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:53,493
Oh, so you've tried it.
427
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,844
Let me smell your breath.
428
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:13,388
- Pork rinds?
- No.
429
00:32:13,973 --> 00:32:15,223
- Those are mine.
- See?
430
00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:17,559
And since when do pork rinds
come from a pig?
431
00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:20,854
Ian, I sign your check.
What's bad for him is really bad for you.
432
00:32:21,022 --> 00:32:22,814
If you start lying for him...
433
00:32:22,982 --> 00:32:25,984
They're just corn chips with fake hair.
Fake corn, even.
434
00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:29,154
Get yourself to that mosque
so your dad stops blaming me...
435
00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:32,491
...for the fact that we're going to hell,
and talk to your mother.
436
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:35,410
She won't talk to me.
I can't force her to take her meds.
437
00:32:35,578 --> 00:32:38,205
I don't want the cops dragging me
out of bed at 4 a. M...
438
00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:41,291
...because she's yelling
that the CIA is stealing her trash.
439
00:32:41,459 --> 00:32:42,918
But that happened, didn't it?
440
00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:46,338
Once, four years ago, yes.
441
00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:50,092
But now she's locked in the basement
making a helmet out of tinfoil.
442
00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:53,929
Enough's enough. Boys, let's go.
Get in the car. I have to take the boys...
443
00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:57,307
...to Cub Scouts at the mosque
before all the carpets are taken.
444
00:32:57,475 --> 00:32:59,977
She's your mother,
get her to take her Thorazine.
445
00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:03,563
No. Boys, no candy. Come on, let's go.
We're gonna be late. Go, go, go.
446
00:33:03,731 --> 00:33:04,773
No more.
447
00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:08,485
Come. We're gonna be late. Hurry up.
448
00:33:41,936 --> 00:33:47,024
Just tell me you didn't go
and get some girl pregnant.
449
00:33:47,483 --> 00:33:49,443
No worries.
450
00:33:50,778 --> 00:33:52,612
He hates me.
451
00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:56,533
You just look more like Mom
than any of the rest of us.
452
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:57,826
You probably scare him.
453
00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,245
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
454
00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:01,663
He ain't seen nothing yet.
455
00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:06,877
- He give you money for the field trip?
- I'll pay my own way.
456
00:34:08,337 --> 00:34:10,297
No, you won't.
457
00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:29,107
You must get sick of having
to think for everybody.
458
00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:32,861
At least I can. Proves I'm wanted.
459
00:34:34,530 --> 00:34:36,323
Jesus, Fiona.
460
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:40,827
If all you want is to be needed,
then congratulations.
461
00:34:40,995 --> 00:34:44,664
You got yourself a job for life
with this joker.
462
00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:12,484
Hey, get up.
463
00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:16,863
Dad, get up.
464
00:35:17,073 --> 00:35:18,990
Get up!
465
00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:40,929
"Good job, Fiona.
466
00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:44,015
I don't know how I could do this
without you.
467
00:35:44,183 --> 00:35:46,893
Thanks for all your hard work."
468
00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:52,399
You're welcome, Dad.
469
00:35:54,902 --> 00:35:55,986
My pleasure.
470
00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:36,568
Good night, Daddy.
471
00:36:50,082 --> 00:36:51,208
Hello?
472
00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,501
If that wasn't bullshit,
what was I wearing?
473
00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:55,754
First time you saw me,
if that wasn't a lie.
474
00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:01,509
Black top with gold trim,
black shiny jeans...
475
00:37:01,677 --> 00:37:04,387
...thin shoes, straps.
476
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,474
Sandals.
477
00:37:07,642 --> 00:37:09,893
With your hair pinned high.
478
00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:14,189
Dangly gold earrings
that made me smile.
479
00:37:17,985 --> 00:37:20,820
A big watch, too big...
480
00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:23,365
...so it slid up your arm,
but it looked great.
481
00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:29,996
And you were dancing next to
a red-haired girl in a green dress.
482
00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:39,756
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jenna.
It was Jenna's birthday.
483
00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:43,760
So you were watching her,
who's a lot better looking than me.
484
00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:48,098
- You think so? Really?
- How come you're not stalking Jenna?
485
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:51,101
Because you think like that
and Jenna doesn't.
486
00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,686
Jenna dances for an audience.
487
00:37:52,853 --> 00:37:55,855
You dance like
there's no one else in the room.
488
00:37:57,775 --> 00:37:59,317
Your life's not simple, Fiona...
489
00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:02,445
...and you can't stop it from showing
because you're no fake.
490
00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:05,031
You're not lost.
You don't need finding.
491
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:08,159
This whole city belongs to the Jennas,
I'm sick of them.
492
00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:11,705
I swear, Fiona, you're nothing
like anyone I've ever met.
493
00:38:11,872 --> 00:38:16,042
You make me want to enjoy
my life again.
494
00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:19,045
Are you there?
495
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:23,550
Fiona?
496
00:39:44,131 --> 00:39:46,216
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
497
00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:48,843
What have I ever done to anybody,
never mind you...
498
00:39:49,011 --> 00:39:51,304
...that made me look unreliable?
Unreliable?
499
00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:53,807
People like you are used
to getting your own way.
500
00:39:53,974 --> 00:39:56,476
And by "people like me"
you mean people like what?
501
00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:04,025
Okay, wait. All right. Yes, no.
All you gotta do is agree or disagree.
502
00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:06,820
"He thinks the sun shines
out of his own ass."
503
00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:09,280
- Agree or disagree?
- Agree.
504
00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:11,950
"He's overly generous
and that bugs me."
505
00:40:13,869 --> 00:40:15,912
- Agree.
- "Because I'm not used to get..."
506
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,122
Actually, very agree.
507
00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:20,500
"Because I'm not used
to getting spoiled."
508
00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:25,130
"Okay, so I lose respect for guys like
Steve, because people unlike Steve...
509
00:40:25,297 --> 00:40:28,967
...or people diametrically opposite
to Steve have always let me down.
510
00:40:29,593 --> 00:40:32,595
So deciding he's overeducated
and has more money than sense...
511
00:40:32,763 --> 00:40:35,682
...is somehow more socially acceptable
than asking myself, for instance:
512
00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:38,768
'Why do the men I always date
treat me like shit?"'
513
00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:42,730
- Fuck you.
- It's a question.
514
00:40:42,898 --> 00:40:44,649
Fuck you.
515
00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:46,818
Either-or.
516
00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:51,865
- Agree.
- "He's had an easy life."
517
00:40:52,032 --> 00:40:53,616
- Definitely.
- You prefer a guy...
518
00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:56,035
...who's been around the block.
- What if I do?
519
00:40:56,203 --> 00:40:59,247
Say, D-Block
of a maximum-security prison?
520
00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:02,876
- If he knew how to have fun, sure.
- Fiona, I can't help my upbringing.
521
00:41:03,043 --> 00:41:05,211
How come it's me
having to apologize for mine?
522
00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:06,880
Who's asking you to?
523
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,757
We finished here, guys?
524
00:41:09,925 --> 00:41:11,384
We're working on it.
525
00:41:13,512 --> 00:41:16,598
You wanna wait outside
while I pay the bill?
526
00:41:17,641 --> 00:41:18,725
Sure.
527
00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:24,522
- He's on break?
- Any second now.
528
00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:26,274
All right.
529
00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:50,965
- Good evening, sir.
- Thanks.
530
00:42:09,276 --> 00:42:11,402
I don't buy and sell cars.
531
00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:15,823
I just sell them.
But the cars I sell are mainly not mine.
532
00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:22,288
Still looking for fun, Fiona?
533
00:42:29,296 --> 00:42:30,964
Go.
534
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:03,121
Mom, we have to wear our shoes.
There's bits of glass on the floor.
535
00:43:05,165 --> 00:43:08,960
- Maybe Lip could use a drink.
- Oh, yes.
536
00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:10,420
- Sorry, Lip.
- It's okay.
537
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:13,673
I'm a bit off today, aren't I, Karen?
538
00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:18,678
So vodka?
I could do Sloe Comfortable Screws.
539
00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:23,141
Plenty of tequila. I think I'm out
of lime. Definitely Gin Fizz.
540
00:43:23,350 --> 00:43:25,518
- Just a couple of Cokes, Mom.
- And some beers?
541
00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:27,353
Beer is great, Sheila. Thanks.
542
00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:37,947
So, what if your dad comes back
and sees me here?
543
00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:39,741
He won't.
544
00:43:39,908 --> 00:43:41,367
It's my fault?
545
00:43:41,535 --> 00:43:44,746
He's been looking for an excuse
for months.
546
00:43:46,206 --> 00:43:48,291
What impression did you get
from my brother?
547
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:49,792
- Ian?
- Yeah.
548
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,210
Seems nice.
549
00:43:51,378 --> 00:43:54,505
Right, but did he pitch a tent?
550
00:43:55,090 --> 00:43:57,300
- Huh?
- Did you make him hard?
551
00:43:59,678 --> 00:44:01,888
Ever try to play pool with a rope?
552
00:44:47,935 --> 00:44:50,103
Yo, Kash.
553
00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:02,699
Yo, Kash.
554
00:45:08,497 --> 00:45:11,874
All right, you stack the butter.
I'll do the snacks.
555
00:45:15,045 --> 00:45:16,754
Oh, Jesus Christ, Lip.
556
00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:20,091
Yeah, sorry. Sorry, Kash. I just...
557
00:45:20,259 --> 00:45:23,761
- Thanks for the tools.
- Anytime, as long as I get them back.
558
00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:25,638
Right.
559
00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:34,605
You must be joking.
560
00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:38,860
What, you're fucking him?
561
00:45:41,655 --> 00:45:43,698
Fuck.
562
00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:13,644
He bought them for you, didn't he?
Those shoes.
563
00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:16,689
He's married.
564
00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:19,525
With kids.
What else did he buy you, Ian?
565
00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:22,111
Stuff.
566
00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:24,071
Now and again.
567
00:46:25,032 --> 00:46:26,991
And you're happy with that?
568
00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:29,660
What's that make you, huh?
569
00:46:29,828 --> 00:46:32,038
- Fucking kept boy, at best.
- Hey.
570
00:46:37,169 --> 00:46:40,713
Listen to me, stupid. You think you
know everything, but you know shit.
571
00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:43,508
Ask me what I got him, huh? Ask me.
572
00:46:43,675 --> 00:46:45,760
CDs, dozens of CDs.
573
00:46:47,387 --> 00:46:49,722
Stuff he's never heard of,
stuff he might like...
574
00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:52,058
...because I want him
to like the things I do.
575
00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:55,561
And Sox tickets for his birthday.
So, what does that make you, Lip?
576
00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:58,397
It makes you wrong,
you fucking smart asshole.
577
00:46:59,191 --> 00:47:02,735
Now, go back to Kash and promise him
that you're not gonna tell anybody...
578
00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:06,572
...because he's done nothing
to be sorry for. Nothing.
579
00:47:18,418 --> 00:47:20,461
Fake Muslim...
580
00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:24,006
...cheats on white fundamentalist wife
with gutless gay boy.
581
00:47:26,385 --> 00:47:30,137
Says more about White Sox fans
than it does for the rest of us.
582
00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:42,900
I think they're all asleep.
583
00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:46,696
Gotcha.
584
00:47:49,324 --> 00:47:53,995
- Who's been eating my porridge?
- Hey, Dad. This is Steve.
585
00:47:54,162 --> 00:47:57,707
Oh, no, no, no. We met before,
but you weren't exactly...
586
00:48:02,796 --> 00:48:05,047
How much do you weigh?
587
00:48:05,215 --> 00:48:07,133
I don't know.
588
00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:09,635
That would fit me.
589
00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:13,306
You can just ignore him.
And you, move.
590
00:48:21,356 --> 00:48:23,900
You know what?
I'd better let you get to bed.
591
00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:26,444
Um, but thanks. It was nice.
592
00:48:26,653 --> 00:48:27,987
- Yeah.
- Nice, right?
593
00:48:30,490 --> 00:48:32,992
No. No.
594
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:41,208
Who paid for this?
595
00:48:42,127 --> 00:48:43,544
Hm?
596
00:48:45,505 --> 00:48:47,298
What?
597
00:48:47,466 --> 00:48:48,674
What the hell's he on?
598
00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:52,178
Uh, he thinks he bought ecstasy...
599
00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:56,265
...but the only dealer he gets
credit from is a schizophrenic.
600
00:48:57,559 --> 00:49:01,646
It's not a case of whether or not I agree,
it's a fact. If I were a single parent...
601
00:49:01,813 --> 00:49:03,147
Aren't you a single parent?
602
00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:05,983
- "Yeah, but if I had tits..."
- Yeah, but if I had tits...
603
00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:10,112
...they would double the money. If you're
a guy, they don't wanna fucking hear it.
604
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:13,032
No, I get it.
It's, "Prove you're looking for work..."
605
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,034
- He's on disability.
- Yeah? For what?
606
00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:17,536
A tragedy, really.
I gave my life to that company.
607
00:49:17,704 --> 00:49:20,039
- You worked there a week.
- What happened?
608
00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:23,292
Slaughterhouse, poultry.
Dangerous work.
609
00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:26,170
Doing my job, unsuspecting,
when out of nowhere...
610
00:49:26,338 --> 00:49:30,091
...I am slammed in the ribs
by a headless flying chicken.
611
00:49:30,717 --> 00:49:32,885
I was lucky, it almost missed me.
612
00:49:33,053 --> 00:49:35,930
And what do I get
for my pain and suffering?
613
00:49:36,098 --> 00:49:41,727
Followed around by a video camera.
Where's the trust, Steve?
614
00:49:41,895 --> 00:49:45,815
The sacred bond between employer
and employee.
615
00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:47,650
Gone, Steve. It's gone.
616
00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:50,069
How's a guy supposed to work,
hurt, with kids?
617
00:49:50,237 --> 00:49:53,197
- Hello. Thank you. Exactly.
- Yeah.
618
00:49:53,365 --> 00:49:56,075
Excellent. Excellent. And her mother...
619
00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:58,160
...God rest her soul.
- Dad, stop it.
620
00:49:58,328 --> 00:50:00,496
- She better be dead, that bitch.
- Cut it out!
621
00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:06,794
Four-month-old baby, 14-year-old girl
just had her appendix out...
622
00:50:06,962 --> 00:50:09,880
...11-year-old Lip, 10-year-old Ian...
623
00:50:10,048 --> 00:50:14,552
...a 7-year-old, a 5-year-old, and... Ohh!
624
00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:18,806
And a Dodge Astro van.
625
00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:21,392
- No.
- Calypso... Yes, calypso blue.
626
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:25,604
What's the one thing that we needed?
One word. One thing.
627
00:50:25,772 --> 00:50:27,606
- Sterilization?
- Continuity.
628
00:50:27,774 --> 00:50:31,902
- Continuity.
- Continuity.
629
00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:35,448
I... I... What could I...?
630
00:50:37,617 --> 00:50:39,410
Oh, my God, I love this part.
631
00:50:46,209 --> 00:50:49,170
"You said no strings could..."
632
00:50:49,337 --> 00:50:52,214
I... I... What could I do, Steve?
633
00:50:52,382 --> 00:50:54,216
- I... I...
- Disappear for three weeks?
634
00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:57,178
- I had a breakdown.
- You went on a bender.
635
00:50:57,345 --> 00:51:00,222
Fuck off. Nervous breakdown.
636
00:51:04,186 --> 00:51:05,770
Dad. Come on, keys.
637
00:51:05,937 --> 00:51:09,899
If this is... Okay. This is... Sorry.
638
00:51:11,568 --> 00:51:13,402
I like him.
639
00:51:13,612 --> 00:51:16,781
- You got any idea what time it is?
- Sorry, it's Frank. He's...
640
00:51:16,948 --> 00:51:18,616
Yo.
641
00:51:19,326 --> 00:51:22,703
- Frank, what did I tell you?
- Here we go. Neighbors of Satan.
642
00:51:22,871 --> 00:51:25,372
The day you start paying rent
like the rest of us...
643
00:51:25,540 --> 00:51:29,710
...you can play whatever you want, but if
you're gonna bump this time of night...
644
00:51:29,878 --> 00:51:32,463
...you're gonna pump out the stuff
that we like. Okay?
645
00:51:34,049 --> 00:51:35,091
- Ladies and gentlemen
646
00:51:35,258 --> 00:51:36,759
Ohh!
647
00:51:47,437 --> 00:51:50,106
- Baby.
- What? What? What?
648
00:51:50,273 --> 00:51:52,274
Uh, uh, uh!
649
00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:56,612
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
650
00:51:57,489 --> 00:51:59,406
That's it.
651
00:52:00,492 --> 00:52:02,910
Oh! Oh!
652
00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:05,454
Watch it.
653
00:52:05,997 --> 00:52:09,875
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
654
00:52:15,048 --> 00:52:17,675
Your dad made me follow you up.
655
00:52:18,677 --> 00:52:20,261
Gave me a condom.
656
00:52:20,428 --> 00:52:22,179
He must really like you.
657
00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:25,182
He usually just gives my boyfriends
a dental dam.
658
00:52:29,896 --> 00:52:32,439
Liam's in here somewhere.
659
00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:35,985
Don't the kids wake up?
660
00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:37,987
Would you?
661
00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:02,469
Hey, Carl, you seen Ian?
662
00:53:02,804 --> 00:53:05,139
Gone when I woke up.
663
00:53:38,965 --> 00:53:42,760
How can that be good for you?
Or...? Or that?
664
00:53:42,969 --> 00:53:46,138
- How can that be good for you?
- You know what's not funny?
665
00:53:46,598 --> 00:53:49,642
You. Ever.
666
00:53:58,902 --> 00:54:01,362
Anybody before Kash?
667
00:54:03,531 --> 00:54:04,782
One.
668
00:54:04,991 --> 00:54:08,494
- Yeah? Who?
- I'm not telling you, all right?
669
00:54:09,412 --> 00:54:12,748
All right,
name a single time I've let you down.
670
00:54:17,212 --> 00:54:20,214
- It was a kid at school.
- Yeah?
671
00:54:20,382 --> 00:54:22,549
All right,
I guess it doesn't really matter...
672
00:54:22,717 --> 00:54:26,011
...because, I mean,
he's long gone now anyways, but...
673
00:54:26,513 --> 00:54:27,930
Roger Spikey.
674
00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:31,141
Roger Spikey?
675
00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:36,063
Fucking donkey-dick Roger Spikey?
The original beef-meister?
676
00:54:36,231 --> 00:54:38,440
Did he start that rumor?
677
00:54:39,150 --> 00:54:40,859
Not a rumor.
678
00:54:41,027 --> 00:54:44,446
Well, that was a bit gay. What you just
did there with your eyebrows...
679
00:54:44,614 --> 00:54:47,741
...you wanna watch that.
- All right, fuck off, all right?
680
00:54:49,661 --> 00:54:51,912
But seriously, like...
681
00:54:52,539 --> 00:54:54,957
Like, up the ass?
682
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:59,169
Do you get used to that?
Can someone get used to that? I mean...
683
00:54:59,337 --> 00:55:04,591
I mean, the whole point of the
digestive system is one-way traffic.
684
00:55:07,095 --> 00:55:09,138
It just is.
685
00:55:14,352 --> 00:55:15,978
What? What?
686
00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:21,817
"Just is." Like we're only given our
lungs to fricking smoke, right?
687
00:55:34,998 --> 00:55:37,499
- That's hot.
- Don't drop it. Please, don't drop it.
688
00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:40,753
Please, don't drop it!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
689
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:44,131
- That sausage is great, huh?
- Haven't had eggs in a while.
690
00:55:44,299 --> 00:55:45,883
Somebody wanna get the pancakes?
691
00:55:46,051 --> 00:55:49,845
- What's all this?
- Debbie wakes up earlier than I do.
692
00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:53,098
I told her I never eat breakfast
but she said it's her favorite.
693
00:55:53,266 --> 00:55:55,225
- Pancakes.
- And since it's her birthday...
694
00:55:55,393 --> 00:55:57,478
- No, it's not.
- It's not her birthday.
695
00:55:57,645 --> 00:56:01,565
- I never said it was, I said I wished it was.
- Right, she said she wished it was.
696
00:56:01,733 --> 00:56:05,402
Sorry, Deb, I totally misheard that.
Perforated eardrum on the right.
697
00:56:09,157 --> 00:56:10,949
Fifteen minutes before school, tops.
698
00:56:11,117 --> 00:56:13,786
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Ian, Lip, dishes soon as you're done.
699
00:56:13,953 --> 00:56:15,079
- Debbie, Carl...
- Yeah.
700
00:56:15,246 --> 00:56:18,040
You're not...
You forgot to take the trash out.
701
00:56:21,252 --> 00:56:23,712
Hey, it's my birthday.54166
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