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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,283 --> 00:00:06,275 (theme music playing) 2 00:00:19,900 --> 00:00:24,771 NARRATOR: Man lives in the sunlit world 3 00:00:24,771 --> 00:00:29,231 of what he believes to be reality. 4 00:00:30,744 --> 00:00:34,181 But... there is, 5 00:00:34,181 --> 00:00:38,719 unseen by most, an underworld. 6 00:00:38,719 --> 00:00:42,389 A place that is just as real 7 00:00:42,389 --> 00:00:46,493 but not as brightly lit. 8 00:00:46,493 --> 00:00:49,257 A dark side. 9 00:01:18,925 --> 00:01:20,627 (needle scratches) 10 00:01:20,627 --> 00:01:23,391 (rock and roll blaring) 11 00:01:30,137 --> 00:01:32,128 (phone ringing) 12 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:38,612 -Ruthie, Bethel is on the phone. -(loud rock music continues) 13 00:01:38,612 --> 00:01:41,314 What's that smell? 14 00:01:41,314 --> 00:01:43,717 You know, Little Nicky's getting real good. 15 00:01:43,717 --> 00:01:45,552 Chip off the old wood. 16 00:01:45,552 --> 00:01:48,588 Honey, Bethel is on the phone because today is the last day 17 00:01:48,588 --> 00:01:51,458 for the finalists to turn in your favorite household hints, 18 00:01:51,458 --> 00:01:54,261 so that we can win the big prize and be on TV. 19 00:01:54,261 --> 00:01:55,896 And the big prize 20 00:01:55,896 --> 00:01:58,698 is one of those darling Amana freezers, Nicky. 21 00:01:58,698 --> 00:02:00,267 And l can't concentrate 22 00:02:00,267 --> 00:02:02,135 with Little Nicky banging away on those... 23 00:02:02,135 --> 00:02:04,104 Honey, but he's getting real good though, eh? 24 00:02:04,104 --> 00:02:06,006 Yeah. 25 00:02:06,006 --> 00:02:07,307 You know, l didn't see my favorite shirt 26 00:02:07,307 --> 00:02:09,242 hanging up this morning. 27 00:02:09,242 --> 00:02:12,045 Because there it is. 28 00:02:12,045 --> 00:02:14,047 -Where did this stain come from? -Blood. 29 00:02:14,047 --> 00:02:16,883 l didn't blood on my shirt. 30 00:02:16,883 --> 00:02:19,085 Well, l did. l bled all over it 31 00:02:19,085 --> 00:02:21,188 just so l could practice getting out the stain. 32 00:02:21,188 --> 00:02:23,356 This is the third shirt you've ruined 33 00:02:23,356 --> 00:02:26,460 with Ruthie's household ''hins.'' 34 00:02:26,460 --> 00:02:28,428 -''Hints.'' Household ''hints.'' -What? 35 00:02:28,428 --> 00:02:29,930 Oh, never mind. 36 00:02:29,930 --> 00:02:33,066 Bethel, here she is, the household ''mence.'' 37 00:02:33,066 --> 00:02:34,067 Mence?! 38 00:02:34,067 --> 00:02:35,735 You know, like Dennis the ''Mence.'' 39 00:02:35,735 --> 00:02:39,039 Oh. Hello? Bethel? 40 00:02:39,039 --> 00:02:41,675 l... l can't hear you. 41 00:02:41,675 --> 00:02:44,878 Nicky, please tell Little Nicky to stop. 42 00:02:44,878 --> 00:02:47,414 Okay, okay, l'll go tell him to stop. 43 00:02:47,414 --> 00:02:48,574 Thanks, honey. 44 00:02:50,717 --> 00:02:53,242 (over loud music): Little Nicky, you have to stop now! 45 00:02:58,458 --> 00:03:00,085 (needle scratches, music stops) 46 00:03:02,128 --> 00:03:04,164 Hi, Dad. l got it. 47 00:03:04,164 --> 00:03:06,500 Yeah, right in the pocket, but you have to stop now 48 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:08,134 'cause your mother is on the phone. 49 00:03:08,134 --> 00:03:10,804 Dad, can l sit in for one song with the band tonight? 50 00:03:10,804 --> 00:03:12,439 Oh, l don't know, Little Nicky. 51 00:03:12,439 --> 00:03:15,609 Aw, can l, Dad? Gee, Dad, can l? 52 00:03:15,609 --> 00:03:17,444 You said l was sounding good. 53 00:03:17,444 --> 00:03:18,745 Like Buddy Rich almost. 54 00:03:18,745 --> 00:03:21,047 Well, l don't know, Little Nicky. 55 00:03:21,047 --> 00:03:23,717 Well, okay, l'll talk to the rest of the guys in the band. 56 00:03:23,717 --> 00:03:26,386 Oh, gee, Dad, will you? Really? 57 00:03:26,386 --> 00:03:27,654 -Oh, wow! -You know... 58 00:03:27,654 --> 00:03:29,789 l'll practice all day. Listen to this. 59 00:03:29,789 --> 00:03:31,525 -(loud drumming) -Bethel, 60 00:03:31,525 --> 00:03:34,294 everything has to rhyme... Nicky. 61 00:03:34,294 --> 00:03:35,862 Honey, the kid has to practice. 62 00:03:35,862 --> 00:03:37,197 Listen to this, Dad. 63 00:03:37,197 --> 00:03:39,566 No, no, no, you have to get behind the beat. 64 00:03:39,566 --> 00:03:40,700 Behind... 65 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:41,835 (rhythmic cadence): Behind the beat, 66 00:03:41,835 --> 00:03:43,069 behind the beat. That's it. 67 00:03:43,069 --> 00:03:45,572 Behind the beat, behind the beat, behind the beat. 68 00:03:45,572 --> 00:03:47,274 -That's it. -l can't find anything. Yeah. 69 00:03:47,274 --> 00:03:49,543 Behind the beat, behind the beat, behind the beat... 70 00:03:49,543 --> 00:03:51,878 l'm gonna have to call you back. 71 00:03:51,878 --> 00:03:53,713 Quiet! 72 00:03:53,713 --> 00:03:58,151 l am just asking for one day of quiet. 73 00:03:58,151 --> 00:03:59,986 Okay, okay, l'm sorry, honey. 74 00:03:59,986 --> 00:04:01,821 But then you have to hurry up and finish up 75 00:04:01,821 --> 00:04:03,356 with the household hints business 76 00:04:03,356 --> 00:04:05,191 so that we can get back to life like normal around here, huh? 77 00:04:05,191 --> 00:04:06,493 Okay, honey. 78 00:04:06,493 --> 00:04:07,794 Come on, Little Nicky, 79 00:04:07,794 --> 00:04:09,129 walk with me down to the train station, huh? 80 00:04:09,129 --> 00:04:10,764 Wait till you see how happy you are 81 00:04:10,764 --> 00:04:13,800 when l have that Amana freezer in the house. 82 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,670 We'll all sit in it and cool off. 83 00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:18,104 And, Little Nicky, 84 00:04:18,104 --> 00:04:20,206 you come right back from that train station. 85 00:04:20,206 --> 00:04:21,474 Yes, Mom. 86 00:04:21,474 --> 00:04:22,642 Okay. 87 00:04:22,642 --> 00:04:24,177 (knocking on door) 88 00:04:24,177 --> 00:04:27,147 (groans): Oh... 89 00:04:27,147 --> 00:04:29,240 (sighs) 90 00:04:30,450 --> 00:04:32,586 Whatever it is, we don't want it. 91 00:04:32,586 --> 00:04:34,588 You've got roy-monia. 92 00:04:34,588 --> 00:04:36,078 (wheezes, splutters) 93 00:04:37,424 --> 00:04:39,960 -'Monia. Need it. -What? 94 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,529 Trade... Need 'monia. 95 00:04:42,529 --> 00:04:44,898 Oh... 96 00:04:44,898 --> 00:04:47,389 -Mister... -(splutters) 97 00:04:51,004 --> 00:04:52,572 (splutters, groans) 98 00:04:52,572 --> 00:04:53,907 Arter-bay. 99 00:04:53,907 --> 00:04:56,576 l have the arter-things to bart-bay for ammonia. 100 00:04:56,576 --> 00:04:58,278 -You have ammonia, lady? -Oh, yeah. 101 00:04:58,278 --> 00:05:00,180 Come on in and sit down. 102 00:05:00,180 --> 00:05:01,615 -Ammonia. -l've got ammonia. 103 00:05:01,615 --> 00:05:03,483 -Ammonia. Need-need ammonia. -Yeah, l got ammonia. 104 00:05:03,483 --> 00:05:05,919 l use ammonia to take out carbon paper stains... 105 00:05:05,919 --> 00:05:07,287 Need ammonia. 106 00:05:07,287 --> 00:05:09,322 ...blood, grease-- the ten percent strength, 107 00:05:09,322 --> 00:05:11,324 being careful of silk and wool, of course. 108 00:05:11,324 --> 00:05:13,593 Ew, this isn't wool, is it? 109 00:05:13,593 --> 00:05:15,895 No wonder you're fainting. 110 00:05:15,895 --> 00:05:18,431 lt must be a hundred degrees out there. 111 00:05:18,431 --> 00:05:20,266 Foresby-breathe. 112 00:05:20,266 --> 00:05:23,269 l eed... l need admonia. 113 00:05:23,269 --> 00:05:25,739 Mister, l got a little lipstick on your suit. 114 00:05:25,739 --> 00:05:28,274 l bet you need a glass of water. 115 00:05:28,274 --> 00:05:31,111 O-nee, ne-watuper, no watuper. 116 00:05:31,111 --> 00:05:33,346 Hey, what are you selling? 117 00:05:33,346 --> 00:05:35,582 Do you have anything to get out tobacco stains? 118 00:05:35,582 --> 00:05:37,150 All l have is ammonia. 119 00:05:37,150 --> 00:05:39,219 'Monia. 'Monia. 120 00:05:39,219 --> 00:05:41,755 But if you have something to get it out quicker and easier, 121 00:05:41,755 --> 00:05:43,890 l could win a Amana freezer. 122 00:05:43,890 --> 00:05:46,059 Have many, many things in here. 123 00:05:46,059 --> 00:05:48,928 Here, any many things for ady-trade for ammonia. 124 00:05:48,928 --> 00:05:52,098 See? Here, have for opener, see? 125 00:05:52,098 --> 00:05:53,566 (electronic tones) 126 00:05:53,566 --> 00:05:54,801 See? Opening, opening, opening. 127 00:05:54,801 --> 00:05:57,003 Openings, openings. (laughs) 128 00:05:57,003 --> 00:05:58,538 Everything opening, opening. 129 00:05:58,538 --> 00:06:00,740 Trade, lady, trade? 130 00:06:00,740 --> 00:06:02,609 You know, you don't sound so good. 131 00:06:02,609 --> 00:06:03,910 And you look sick. 132 00:06:03,910 --> 00:06:06,112 Maybe you should go home and rest for the day. 133 00:06:06,112 --> 00:06:07,580 Let me get this lipstick stain out. 134 00:06:07,580 --> 00:06:09,215 Let's see... 135 00:06:09,215 --> 00:06:11,985 Dear Harried Housewife, 136 00:06:11,985 --> 00:06:14,054 Stubborn lipstick stain? 137 00:06:14,054 --> 00:06:16,156 Don't flip or kick. 138 00:06:16,156 --> 00:06:19,926 Rub the stain with white bread. 139 00:06:19,926 --> 00:06:22,362 Ah, brush away the crumbs-- ♪ Ta-da! ♪ 140 00:06:22,362 --> 00:06:24,197 Lipstick gone. 141 00:06:24,197 --> 00:06:25,298 What a trick. 142 00:06:25,298 --> 00:06:26,332 Aw, aw... 143 00:06:26,332 --> 00:06:27,567 How's about 144 00:06:27,567 --> 00:06:30,203 a... a ozer-kozer for ammonia, huh? 145 00:06:30,203 --> 00:06:32,272 See? Press, press. 146 00:06:32,272 --> 00:06:33,306 See, see? 147 00:06:33,306 --> 00:06:35,475 -Close. (laughs) -Lipstick. 148 00:06:35,475 --> 00:06:36,876 (man groans) 149 00:06:36,876 --> 00:06:40,146 You know, if you really need ammonia that bad, 150 00:06:40,146 --> 00:06:42,048 l'm going to give you some. 151 00:06:42,048 --> 00:06:43,483 'Monia? Have ammonia here? 152 00:06:43,483 --> 00:06:45,051 Oogy-googy, el-smell ammonia. 153 00:06:45,051 --> 00:06:46,886 'Monia smell oogy-good. 154 00:06:46,886 --> 00:06:49,189 l can smell 'monia at hundred miles. 155 00:06:49,189 --> 00:06:51,458 -Well, here it is. -(gasps) 156 00:06:51,458 --> 00:06:54,828 Oogy-oogy, googy-good. 157 00:06:54,828 --> 00:06:57,731 Ah. Yes! 158 00:06:57,731 --> 00:06:58,765 (chuckles) 159 00:06:58,765 --> 00:07:00,567 Oh, no, no, don't drink that. 160 00:07:00,567 --> 00:07:02,635 Oh, must drink, must. 161 00:07:02,635 --> 00:07:04,037 Mmm... 162 00:07:04,037 --> 00:07:06,106 Oh, good golly! 163 00:07:06,106 --> 00:07:08,508 Oh, the antidote for swallowing ammonia 164 00:07:08,508 --> 00:07:11,578 is first you drink milk and then fruit juice. 165 00:07:11,578 --> 00:07:13,580 Household hints, number ten: 166 00:07:13,580 --> 00:07:15,445 Drink this. Don't drink that. 167 00:07:17,417 --> 00:07:18,985 (steam whistle toots) 168 00:07:18,985 --> 00:07:20,887 Good golly. 169 00:07:20,887 --> 00:07:24,090 Oh, ervy-good. Very, very oody-good-good. 170 00:07:24,090 --> 00:07:25,592 You have more, lady? 171 00:07:25,592 --> 00:07:26,926 Are you all right? 172 00:07:26,926 --> 00:07:28,862 My name Klaatzu. 173 00:07:28,862 --> 00:07:30,930 Not used to avity-gravity. 174 00:07:30,930 --> 00:07:32,899 Your name is Klaatzu? 175 00:07:32,899 --> 00:07:34,833 Name Klaatzu. 176 00:07:35,869 --> 00:07:38,037 You drank ammonia. 177 00:07:38,037 --> 00:07:40,173 l did. l sure did. 178 00:07:40,173 --> 00:07:41,908 l did, l drink ammonia. l drink it. 179 00:07:41,908 --> 00:07:44,677 And l have rader-traders in here for more. 180 00:07:44,677 --> 00:07:46,813 l need three-year supply. 181 00:07:46,813 --> 00:07:49,682 You're not from around here, are you? 182 00:07:49,682 --> 00:07:51,818 Oh, l stay here for three years. 183 00:07:51,818 --> 00:07:55,722 And then, l-l watch and then l go home 184 00:07:55,722 --> 00:07:58,057 and l tell about you. 185 00:07:58,057 --> 00:08:00,226 Rader-traders 186 00:08:00,226 --> 00:08:02,262 for more, lady? More ammonia? 187 00:08:02,262 --> 00:08:04,097 Mom! Mom! Dad said l could sit in 188 00:08:04,097 --> 00:08:06,299 tonight with the band, so l got to practice, okay? 189 00:08:06,299 --> 00:08:08,501 -Oh, wait a minute, young man. -Mom, l got to practice. 190 00:08:08,501 --> 00:08:09,836 Now we made a deal-- 191 00:08:09,836 --> 00:08:11,871 l get the morning, you get the afternoon. 192 00:08:11,871 --> 00:08:13,773 But what if l don't get it right in the afternoon? 193 00:08:13,773 --> 00:08:15,308 l can't go back to the morning to practice 194 00:08:15,308 --> 00:08:17,877 before the afternoon, 'cause the morning will be gone. 195 00:08:17,877 --> 00:08:20,313 But, honey, it's so hard to work when you're playing. 196 00:08:20,313 --> 00:08:22,382 lt's just a stupid household ''hin.'' 197 00:08:22,382 --> 00:08:24,150 Hints! Household hints. 198 00:08:24,150 --> 00:08:25,919 No one around here speaks English. 199 00:08:25,919 --> 00:08:27,978 l'm gonna go practice now. 200 00:08:37,030 --> 00:08:38,498 l'm sorry, mister. 201 00:08:38,498 --> 00:08:39,833 Oh, it's kay-o, kay-o. 202 00:08:39,833 --> 00:08:41,434 l got to go practice now. 203 00:08:41,434 --> 00:08:42,936 Little Nicky...? 204 00:08:42,936 --> 00:08:46,406 And l must give you something for ammonia. 205 00:08:46,406 --> 00:08:48,041 Oh, the only thing l need 206 00:08:48,041 --> 00:08:50,243 is to turn off Little Nicky for a couple hours. 207 00:08:50,243 --> 00:08:51,711 Turn off Nicky? 208 00:08:51,711 --> 00:08:54,581 Just for a couple hours so l can get my work done. 209 00:08:54,581 --> 00:08:56,082 Oh, yes, bio-stasis field. 210 00:08:56,082 --> 00:08:57,417 (Little Nicky playing drums, rock 'n' roll blaring) 211 00:08:57,417 --> 00:08:59,552 We call it oper-stop. 212 00:08:59,552 --> 00:09:02,989 Yeah, sure. that's what l need-- an oper-stop. 213 00:09:02,989 --> 00:09:04,624 -Mm-hmm. -Mister, 214 00:09:04,624 --> 00:09:06,960 if you've got something that will turn kids off 215 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:10,797 for a couple hours, you can have all the ammonia in the house. 216 00:09:10,797 --> 00:09:14,133 Ah, here is oper-stop. 217 00:09:14,133 --> 00:09:16,363 Wow. 218 00:09:22,308 --> 00:09:23,536 (over loud music): Hi, Mom! 219 00:09:24,611 --> 00:09:27,413 (electronic whirring, music stops) 220 00:09:27,413 --> 00:09:30,974 Wow! lt works. 221 00:09:35,121 --> 00:09:38,024 (music resumes) 222 00:09:38,024 --> 00:09:40,159 What do you think, Mom? Gene Krupa, eh? 223 00:09:40,159 --> 00:09:43,463 Oh, it sounds great, honey. 224 00:09:43,463 --> 00:09:45,098 (electronic whirring, music stops) 225 00:09:45,098 --> 00:09:46,966 Oh, wow, l could win 226 00:09:46,966 --> 00:09:49,769 the household hints contest with this. 227 00:09:49,769 --> 00:09:51,532 Do you have any more of these? 228 00:09:58,544 --> 00:10:00,880 Nicky, l'm home. 229 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:03,416 Ruthie? Ruthie? 230 00:10:03,416 --> 00:10:05,718 Hi, honey. 231 00:10:05,718 --> 00:10:07,587 Look, all done. 232 00:10:07,587 --> 00:10:08,855 Well, that's nice, honey, 233 00:10:08,855 --> 00:10:10,790 but l came home to pick up Little Nicky. 234 00:10:10,790 --> 00:10:12,058 l thought he would be practicing. 235 00:10:12,058 --> 00:10:13,159 Where is he? 236 00:10:13,159 --> 00:10:14,227 Here's your shirt. 237 00:10:14,227 --> 00:10:17,664 Hey, what do you know-- no blood. 238 00:10:17,664 --> 00:10:20,333 So these household ''hins'' are good for something. 239 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:21,467 Yeah. 240 00:10:21,467 --> 00:10:22,869 Little Nicky! 241 00:10:22,869 --> 00:10:26,272 Oh, honey, he's been such a good little boy all day. 242 00:10:26,272 --> 00:10:28,408 Let him play two numbers with the band tonight. 243 00:10:28,408 --> 00:10:29,932 Why is he so quiet? 244 00:10:31,978 --> 00:10:33,846 RUTHlE: Surprise. 245 00:10:33,846 --> 00:10:36,416 What is wrong with him? 246 00:10:36,416 --> 00:10:38,451 Oh, he's just taking a little break. 247 00:10:38,451 --> 00:10:39,919 He looks like a statue. 248 00:10:39,919 --> 00:10:44,879 Hey, Little Nicky, that's a pretty good trick there. 249 00:10:46,225 --> 00:10:47,927 That's a very difficult trick. 250 00:10:47,927 --> 00:10:50,029 You see that? He don't blink. 251 00:10:50,029 --> 00:10:52,231 -Look, Nicky. -What's that? 252 00:10:52,231 --> 00:10:54,133 Well, it's an oper-stop. 253 00:10:54,133 --> 00:10:55,835 lt stops things. 254 00:10:55,835 --> 00:10:57,203 Like you freeze. 255 00:10:57,203 --> 00:10:59,973 And then you press this button here, see? 256 00:10:59,973 --> 00:11:03,977 And it stops the stop and everything goes back to normal. 257 00:11:03,977 --> 00:11:05,611 Watch. 258 00:11:05,611 --> 00:11:08,348 -(electrical crackling) -Oh! 259 00:11:08,348 --> 00:11:11,010 Oh, no. 260 00:11:13,152 --> 00:11:14,754 Little Nicky? 261 00:11:14,754 --> 00:11:17,290 NlCKY: Very funny! What's going on here?! 262 00:11:17,290 --> 00:11:18,658 You know, l like jokes, Ruthie, 263 00:11:18,658 --> 00:11:20,727 but right now l don't feel like liking jokes. 264 00:11:20,727 --> 00:11:22,929 Ooh, this can't be happening! 265 00:11:22,929 --> 00:11:24,864 Hey, Little Nicky, no more fooling around now! 266 00:11:24,864 --> 00:11:27,200 We have to go to the club, kid. 267 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,668 Little Nicky? 268 00:11:28,668 --> 00:11:29,836 What's wrong with him? 269 00:11:29,836 --> 00:11:30,903 Let me see that ''thin.'' 270 00:11:30,903 --> 00:11:32,238 Oh... 271 00:11:32,238 --> 00:11:33,606 Who gave you this ''thin''? 272 00:11:33,606 --> 00:11:36,676 Uh, Mr. Klaatzu. 273 00:11:36,676 --> 00:11:39,012 lt's an oper-stop. 274 00:11:39,012 --> 00:11:40,446 Ave Maria... ¿ cuantas veces le he dicho a ella...? 275 00:11:40,446 --> 00:11:42,515 Klaatzu? Who the carajo is he? 276 00:11:42,515 --> 00:11:44,751 Oh, a very funny salesman. 277 00:11:44,751 --> 00:11:45,785 Well, what was he doing here?! 278 00:11:45,785 --> 00:11:47,086 He needed ammonia. 279 00:11:47,086 --> 00:11:48,855 -Ammonia?! -He drinks it. 280 00:11:48,855 --> 00:11:50,990 Ruthie, this is no time for jokes. 281 00:11:50,990 --> 00:11:53,659 l traded him ammonia for that! 282 00:11:53,659 --> 00:11:55,328 But you ''ooper-stoop'' our Little Nicky! 283 00:11:55,328 --> 00:11:57,797 How could you do such a ''thin''?! 284 00:11:57,797 --> 00:11:59,165 Oper-stopped. 285 00:11:59,165 --> 00:12:02,201 Well... l had to get blood out of your shirt 286 00:12:02,201 --> 00:12:04,037 and gum out of Little Nicky's hair 287 00:12:04,037 --> 00:12:06,806 so that l could win the freezer! (sobs) 288 00:12:06,806 --> 00:12:09,342 Ay, chihuahua. 289 00:12:09,342 --> 00:12:13,179 Oh, Nicky, what are we gonna do?! 290 00:12:13,179 --> 00:12:16,382 We are going to find this Mr. Klaatzu character 291 00:12:16,382 --> 00:12:20,119 and we are going to make him ''unooper-stoop'' our Little Nicky 292 00:12:20,119 --> 00:12:22,789 before l wring Mr. Klaatzu's neck. 293 00:12:22,789 --> 00:12:25,417 Now where is he? 294 00:12:26,459 --> 00:12:28,895 (sobbing) 295 00:12:28,895 --> 00:12:31,159 l don't know! 296 00:12:41,107 --> 00:12:42,909 NlCKY: Little Nicky, way to go! 297 00:12:42,909 --> 00:12:44,510 -(drums playing to rock music) -Nicky? 298 00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:47,206 Ruthie! Ruthie! 299 00:12:48,748 --> 00:12:50,950 -(Nicky laughs) -Did you fix it? 300 00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:52,585 (electrical zapping, music stops) 301 00:12:52,585 --> 00:12:56,248 Honey, l had him going. 302 00:12:57,690 --> 00:13:00,259 (oscillating tones, music resumes) 303 00:13:00,259 --> 00:13:01,527 (music stops) 304 00:13:01,527 --> 00:13:03,229 Wait... 305 00:13:03,229 --> 00:13:04,730 (music resumes) 306 00:13:04,730 --> 00:13:05,998 (zapping) 307 00:13:05,998 --> 00:13:07,967 -RUTHlE: Oh! -(music stops) 308 00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:10,436 Oh! Oh, stop it, Nicky! 309 00:13:10,436 --> 00:13:13,806 Oh, l can't stand it anymore. 310 00:13:13,806 --> 00:13:16,209 Come and help me in the kitchen. 311 00:13:16,209 --> 00:13:17,210 (Nicky sighs) 312 00:13:17,210 --> 00:13:18,578 RUTHlE: Oh! 313 00:13:18,578 --> 00:13:20,170 (Nicky muttering) Caramba... 314 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,616 l bought all the ammonia in the store. 315 00:13:23,616 --> 00:13:24,684 Why so much? 316 00:13:24,684 --> 00:13:26,752 Well, Klaatzu said he can smell it 317 00:13:26,752 --> 00:13:28,087 from a hundred miles away. 318 00:13:28,087 --> 00:13:30,289 lt's what brought him here in the first place. 319 00:13:30,289 --> 00:13:31,991 l thought it might bring him back. 320 00:13:31,991 --> 00:13:34,227 Honey, this is what a flake must be. 321 00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:35,795 Flake? 322 00:13:35,795 --> 00:13:38,998 You know, one of those weird ''thins'' that don't happen often. 323 00:13:38,998 --> 00:13:40,433 ''Fluke.'' 324 00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:43,903 Yeah! Well, l just hope this passing fluke is no flake, 325 00:13:43,903 --> 00:13:46,806 and that Little Nicky is not going to be a frozen statue 326 00:13:46,806 --> 00:13:49,308 in front of the drum set forever. 327 00:13:49,308 --> 00:13:50,977 Oh... 328 00:13:50,977 --> 00:13:52,078 (coughing) 329 00:13:52,078 --> 00:13:53,813 This stuff stinks. 330 00:13:53,813 --> 00:13:55,448 RUTHlE: Ugh! 331 00:13:55,448 --> 00:13:57,643 (sniffing) 332 00:14:00,953 --> 00:14:03,251 (knocking on door) 333 00:14:12,398 --> 00:14:14,333 We don't want any. 334 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,002 Mel-smell 'moni-may. 335 00:14:16,002 --> 00:14:17,069 Megadose. 336 00:14:17,069 --> 00:14:18,738 Oh, smell 'monia. 337 00:14:18,738 --> 00:14:20,306 Mighty googy-good. 338 00:14:20,306 --> 00:14:21,674 Who are you? 339 00:14:21,674 --> 00:14:23,141 Ame-name Klaatzu. 340 00:14:25,878 --> 00:14:27,914 ¡Sinvergüenza! 341 00:14:27,914 --> 00:14:29,515 You want art-bart? 342 00:14:29,515 --> 00:14:31,384 -What? -Arter-barter. 343 00:14:31,384 --> 00:14:32,952 Barter. You want trade? 344 00:14:32,952 --> 00:14:34,353 Ah, trade! 345 00:14:34,353 --> 00:14:36,822 Sure! We have ammonia for you. 346 00:14:36,822 --> 00:14:38,424 All, all for you! See? 347 00:14:38,424 --> 00:14:40,860 You bring me back my Little Nicky, 348 00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:43,029 and-and, uh, you can take it all. 349 00:14:43,029 --> 00:14:45,264 Ooh, l now have three years supply 'monia. 350 00:14:45,264 --> 00:14:48,301 Well, take more. You never know. 351 00:14:48,301 --> 00:14:49,802 No, only need three years. 352 00:14:49,802 --> 00:14:52,471 l go ome-home, where we do not have 353 00:14:52,471 --> 00:14:54,740 eavy-heavy gravity like Earth. 354 00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:55,741 ¡Sinvergüenza! 355 00:14:55,741 --> 00:14:57,977 Who the hell are you? 356 00:14:57,977 --> 00:15:00,468 (Nicky clears throat) 357 00:15:07,153 --> 00:15:11,324 Please, please start him up again. 358 00:15:11,324 --> 00:15:14,393 Easy to fix arter-start. 359 00:15:14,393 --> 00:15:15,861 We have ammonia for you. 360 00:15:15,861 --> 00:15:17,730 Honey, he don't want ammonia. 361 00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:20,631 Well, what do you want? 362 00:15:23,703 --> 00:15:27,799 For three years to carry this. 363 00:15:32,979 --> 00:15:34,947 Ammonia, 'monia... (chuckles) 364 00:15:34,947 --> 00:15:37,183 Mmm, smell oogy-good, oogy-good. 365 00:15:37,183 --> 00:15:39,919 (laughing) 366 00:15:39,919 --> 00:15:43,456 Nicey-nice l snay ammoni-nia. 367 00:15:43,456 --> 00:15:44,684 (croaks) 368 00:15:45,858 --> 00:15:48,088 Mmm... (chuckles) 369 00:15:51,264 --> 00:15:54,131 (steam whistle blows) 370 00:16:01,807 --> 00:16:04,143 He can't have my little baby. 371 00:16:04,143 --> 00:16:07,013 Not for three years, not for one minute. 372 00:16:07,013 --> 00:16:09,004 Tenemos que votar en este. 373 00:16:13,419 --> 00:16:15,717 (snoring) 374 00:16:33,572 --> 00:16:35,506 (door creaks, pans clatter softly) 375 00:16:41,147 --> 00:16:43,615 (croaking) 376 00:16:47,153 --> 00:16:49,212 (snoring continues) 377 00:17:08,874 --> 00:17:10,865 (Klaatzu snoring) 378 00:17:12,545 --> 00:17:15,214 (Nicky clears throat) 379 00:17:15,214 --> 00:17:16,615 (clears throat loudly) 380 00:17:16,615 --> 00:17:19,452 (Klaatzu croaking) 381 00:17:19,452 --> 00:17:20,920 Morning. 382 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,588 Morning-zing. 383 00:17:22,588 --> 00:17:24,023 Uh, we don't want our son 384 00:17:24,023 --> 00:17:26,058 to be oper-stopped the rest of his life. 385 00:17:26,058 --> 00:17:30,096 We decided it's better for him to go with you for three years, 386 00:17:30,096 --> 00:17:31,797 if you promise he can come back. 387 00:17:31,797 --> 00:17:35,034 Oh, three years no time in whole galaxy. 388 00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:38,971 Well, if, uh, you will start him up, 389 00:17:38,971 --> 00:17:41,407 then we can say good-bye to him, and he can go with you. 390 00:17:41,407 --> 00:17:43,568 Oh, oogy-googy-good. 391 00:17:46,879 --> 00:17:50,716 Well, (chuckles) aren't you gonna have 392 00:17:50,716 --> 00:17:53,753 a little ammonia morning pick-me-up, Mr. Klaatzu? 393 00:17:53,753 --> 00:17:56,389 Oh, ery-very oogy-goog-good idea. 394 00:17:56,389 --> 00:18:00,159 Morning-ing uppy-puppy. 395 00:18:00,159 --> 00:18:02,928 (chuckles) Mmm! Moni-may! 396 00:18:02,928 --> 00:18:06,699 l'll never make fun of the way you talk again. 397 00:18:06,699 --> 00:18:09,600 La-lee-loo-lee. 398 00:18:12,371 --> 00:18:13,439 (steam whistle blows) 399 00:18:13,439 --> 00:18:14,565 (groans) 400 00:18:16,308 --> 00:18:17,798 (spluttering) 401 00:18:19,545 --> 00:18:22,915 Oh, household hints, number ten: 402 00:18:22,915 --> 00:18:25,349 antidotes and poison! 403 00:18:28,154 --> 00:18:29,989 Honey, you do it. 404 00:18:29,989 --> 00:18:31,684 Okay. 405 00:18:36,195 --> 00:18:40,299 Little Nicky, l'll never ever tell you not to practice again. 406 00:18:40,299 --> 00:18:42,460 Mommy and Daddy miss you so much. 407 00:18:45,571 --> 00:18:47,106 (rock music playing) 408 00:18:47,106 --> 00:18:48,174 Ah-ha! 409 00:18:48,174 --> 00:18:50,472 Oh, honey! 410 00:18:52,845 --> 00:18:55,414 Hey, Little Ricky, you sounding real good! 411 00:18:55,414 --> 00:18:56,816 Doing real good, son. 412 00:18:56,816 --> 00:18:59,084 Hey, Little Nicky, stop! 413 00:18:59,084 --> 00:19:00,483 Stop it now! 414 00:19:01,654 --> 00:19:03,088 What's going on around here? 415 00:19:03,088 --> 00:19:04,180 Little Nicky? 416 00:19:07,927 --> 00:19:10,262 The hi-fi, she don't turn off. 417 00:19:10,262 --> 00:19:11,964 Oh! 418 00:19:11,964 --> 00:19:13,699 Let me see that thing. 419 00:19:13,699 --> 00:19:15,968 This button says ''start.'' 420 00:19:15,968 --> 00:19:17,336 Well, that's what we wanted! 421 00:19:17,336 --> 00:19:18,838 We wanted to start him! 422 00:19:18,838 --> 00:19:22,141 But there's no stop button! There's no normal button! 423 00:19:22,141 --> 00:19:24,009 Don't tell me. 424 00:19:24,009 --> 00:19:26,443 He's on permanent start! 425 00:19:30,249 --> 00:19:31,717 Little Nicky? 426 00:19:31,717 --> 00:19:34,653 Nicky? Little Nicky? 427 00:19:34,653 --> 00:19:35,654 Oh! 428 00:19:35,654 --> 00:19:38,924 Honey, he can't hear us! 429 00:19:38,924 --> 00:19:41,484 Now do you want to arter-barter? 430 00:19:43,562 --> 00:19:46,122 Trade? (chortles) 431 00:19:53,439 --> 00:19:55,407 You remember to brush your teeth, sweetheart. 432 00:19:55,407 --> 00:19:57,476 You don't want to get any more cavities. 433 00:19:57,476 --> 00:20:01,814 l packed your blue sweater for when it's cold. 434 00:20:01,814 --> 00:20:04,550 l'm so sorry, sweetheart. 435 00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:07,319 l never meant to do anything to hurt you. 436 00:20:07,319 --> 00:20:10,155 l love you so much, honey. 437 00:20:10,155 --> 00:20:13,025 And you keep practicing to be good, huh? 438 00:20:13,025 --> 00:20:14,760 You know, behind the beat. 439 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,524 Behind the beat. Be... 440 00:20:30,342 --> 00:20:33,743 And remember, you promised to bring him back to us. 441 00:20:36,649 --> 00:20:37,877 (steam whistle blows) 442 00:20:39,184 --> 00:20:41,353 (steam whistle blows) 443 00:20:41,353 --> 00:20:42,581 Nicky? 444 00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:21,727 NARRATOR: The dark side is always there. 445 00:21:21,727 --> 00:21:24,163 Waiting for us to enter. 446 00:21:24,163 --> 00:21:27,533 Waiting to enter us. 447 00:21:27,533 --> 00:21:33,529 Until next time, try to enjoy the daylight. 30381

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