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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,163 --> 00:00:02,198 "Previously on Dietland"... 2 00:00:02,208 --> 00:00:04,575 Here is proof that I am for real. 3 00:00:04,577 --> 00:00:05,776 I quit Y. 4 00:00:05,778 --> 00:00:07,545 No, no, no. You need to stay on your meds. 5 00:00:07,547 --> 00:00:09,614 "Side effects include brain zaps..." 6 00:00:09,616 --> 00:00:11,949 - What the hell is a brain zap? - Oh! 7 00:00:11,951 --> 00:00:14,185 Somebody in the Austin media family was murdered. 8 00:00:14,187 --> 00:00:16,821 My name is Malleck Ferguson, and I deserve to die. 9 00:00:16,823 --> 00:00:17,922 Are we safe? 10 00:00:17,924 --> 00:00:20,691 They're extremists targeting men. 11 00:00:20,693 --> 00:00:23,361 My skin is so soft, hmm? 12 00:00:23,363 --> 00:00:24,800 It's very soft. 13 00:00:24,810 --> 00:00:27,344 Plum is one who could go in the wrong direction. 14 00:00:27,346 --> 00:00:30,371 Open the door, Plum. 15 00:00:31,983 --> 00:00:34,823 I really don't think that's necessary, darling. 16 00:00:36,788 --> 00:00:38,046 Hey, Mom! 17 00:00:38,056 --> 00:00:41,783 Listen, Tommy's about home, so I should dash, but... 18 00:00:41,793 --> 00:00:43,552 She said what? 19 00:00:45,330 --> 00:00:46,922 Brilliant. 20 00:00:46,932 --> 00:00:50,225 Oh, what a sow that woman is. 21 00:00:50,235 --> 00:00:53,428 Well, swing round and get me then, if you're worried. 22 00:00:53,438 --> 00:00:54,904 Half past? 23 00:00:57,409 --> 00:01:00,469 I used to think of British people as proper... 24 00:01:00,479 --> 00:01:04,239 Jane Austen, Oxford, "God Save the Queen," right? 25 00:01:04,249 --> 00:01:05,841 One look at their daily papers, 26 00:01:05,851 --> 00:01:07,776 and all that went out the window. 27 00:01:07,786 --> 00:01:10,078 Legit tittie pics. 28 00:01:10,088 --> 00:01:13,115 As gross as our tabloids are, theirs are worse. 29 00:01:13,125 --> 00:01:16,952 Well, they were, anyway, until Jennifer got to 'em. 30 00:01:16,962 --> 00:01:19,740 World Daily Media put out a statement a short time ago. 31 00:01:19,751 --> 00:01:23,492 The allegedly all-female terrorist organization Jennifer 32 00:01:23,502 --> 00:01:26,628 claimed credit for the murder of Times senior content editor. 33 00:01:26,638 --> 00:01:28,196 Thomas Gormely. 34 00:01:28,206 --> 00:01:30,365 In seeking the release of Gormely's son, 35 00:01:30,375 --> 00:01:33,268 Primstead News has acquiesced to Jennifer's demands 36 00:01:33,278 --> 00:01:35,837 which included publishing the manifesto, 37 00:01:35,847 --> 00:01:37,839 as well as agreeing to replace the paper's. 38 00:01:37,849 --> 00:01:40,375 Page Three displays of topless women 39 00:01:40,385 --> 00:01:42,611 with graphic depictions of men's buttocks 40 00:01:42,621 --> 00:01:44,212 and genitalia. 41 00:01:45,991 --> 00:01:48,150 The organization then made good on their promise 42 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:51,336 and thankfully released young Paul Gormely unharmed. 43 00:01:51,347 --> 00:01:53,355 If you're going to categorize this 44 00:01:53,365 --> 00:01:55,123 as an act of terror against men, 45 00:01:55,133 --> 00:01:56,892 you should use the same designation 46 00:01:56,902 --> 00:01:58,994 for the way men have treated women for millennia. 47 00:01:59,004 --> 00:02:00,962 Jennifer's actions may have changed... 48 00:02:00,972 --> 00:02:02,697 Here in the United States, 49 00:02:02,707 --> 00:02:05,834 Jennifer has targeted Sound Media Group as well as... 50 00:02:05,844 --> 00:02:07,035 Hold on. 51 00:02:07,045 --> 00:02:08,870 We're just getting word that... 52 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,639 In breaking news, 53 00:02:10,649 --> 00:02:12,908 I'm told it's Austen Media's turn. 54 00:02:12,918 --> 00:02:14,709 Eladio! 55 00:02:16,755 --> 00:02:19,981 You'd better check your email. 56 00:02:19,991 --> 00:02:23,418 We've also learned an ad hoc vigilante network 57 00:02:23,428 --> 00:02:26,154 is targeting all progressives named Jennifer. 58 00:02:26,164 --> 00:02:28,223 Jennifer is a popular name, 59 00:02:28,233 --> 00:02:30,058 and if it's your name 60 00:02:30,068 --> 00:02:32,994 and you work at the ACLU or Planned Parenthood, 61 00:02:33,004 --> 00:02:35,363 you're probably getting death threats. 62 00:02:35,373 --> 00:02:38,233 - It happened to our next guest... - This is crazy! 63 00:02:38,243 --> 00:02:40,402 I don't care if they are rapists... murder is murder. 64 00:02:40,412 --> 00:02:42,671 I care if they're rapists. 65 00:02:42,681 --> 00:02:44,873 Honey, you're not a Jennifer sympathizer, are you? 66 00:02:44,883 --> 00:02:49,177 No! I just... I'm not losing sleep over dead rapists. 67 00:02:49,187 --> 00:02:51,613 This whole thing is psycho. 68 00:02:51,623 --> 00:02:55,784 Verena described her New Baptist Plan 69 00:02:55,794 --> 00:02:58,286 like a legit baptism. 70 00:02:58,296 --> 00:03:01,623 She said if I took certain actions, 71 00:03:01,633 --> 00:03:04,960 it could be kind of a rebirth. 72 00:03:04,970 --> 00:03:08,430 If a rebirth meant I'd finally fit into that dress, 73 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,232 fine. 74 00:03:10,242 --> 00:03:13,034 Have some cheesy eggs. Your favorite. 75 00:03:13,044 --> 00:03:15,570 Maybe when I was nine. I'm gonna be late. 76 00:03:15,580 --> 00:03:17,606 Oh, five minutes. Eat your breakfast. 77 00:03:17,616 --> 00:03:20,642 Mom, I can't. Sorry. I'm meeting people. 78 00:03:20,652 --> 00:03:23,311 What people? Calliope House people? 79 00:03:23,321 --> 00:03:25,580 Who are these people? Do you really know what they want? 80 00:03:25,590 --> 00:03:27,649 You're not worried about some feminist group 81 00:03:27,659 --> 00:03:29,751 just handing you a check for $20,000? 82 00:03:29,761 --> 00:03:31,586 They're not just handing it to me. 83 00:03:31,596 --> 00:03:34,322 Verena's not a terrorist. There's no way. 84 00:03:34,332 --> 00:03:36,892 Probably not, but she's not afraid to use tactics on you. 85 00:03:36,902 --> 00:03:40,562 This is not about Jennifer. This is about money. 86 00:03:40,572 --> 00:03:43,231 Money I'll earn by letting a well-meaning rich lady 87 00:03:43,241 --> 00:03:45,634 poke around inside my psyche to make herself feel better. 88 00:03:45,644 --> 00:03:47,510 It's harmless. 89 00:03:49,915 --> 00:03:51,640 Shit. I have to go. 90 00:03:51,650 --> 00:03:53,742 I'll be back for dinner. 91 00:03:57,589 --> 00:04:00,148 Phase two of the New Baptist Plan 92 00:04:00,158 --> 00:04:02,350 was about to being. 93 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:04,861 My guide? The one and only... 94 00:04:06,665 --> 00:04:10,191 - Marlowe Buchanon. - Go ahead, say it... 95 00:04:10,201 --> 00:04:13,194 I haven't changed a bit. 96 00:04:13,204 --> 00:04:16,164 Formerly that girl from that dumb show. 97 00:04:16,174 --> 00:04:20,268 And me. Meeting my first-ever famous person didn't feel real, 98 00:04:20,278 --> 00:04:22,804 more like I'd walked into a show of my life. 99 00:04:22,814 --> 00:04:24,172 OK, I've changed a little. 100 00:04:24,182 --> 00:04:26,382 I'm older... Aaah! 101 00:04:28,119 --> 00:04:30,478 My hair looks like a gray toothbrush. 102 00:04:30,488 --> 00:04:32,647 Ah, my weight. Whoo! 103 00:04:32,657 --> 00:04:34,349 It's up, it's down. 104 00:04:34,359 --> 00:04:35,817 But other than that, 105 00:04:35,827 --> 00:04:38,353 iiiiit's Marlowe! 106 00:04:38,363 --> 00:04:41,356 A show starring an older hippie version 107 00:04:41,366 --> 00:04:43,058 of an American icon. 108 00:04:43,068 --> 00:04:44,993 Oh, and my theme song's gone. 109 00:04:45,003 --> 00:04:46,361 - Aww... - Yeah. 110 00:04:46,371 --> 00:04:47,896 Damn thing used to follow me 111 00:04:47,906 --> 00:04:52,300 every single time I would walk into a living room. 112 00:04:52,310 --> 00:04:54,903 Oh, and I... buried the lede: 113 00:04:54,913 --> 00:04:57,372 I'm no longer bangable. 114 00:04:57,382 --> 00:04:59,349 Excuse me?! 115 00:05:01,152 --> 00:05:04,079 Well, I'm not. 116 00:05:04,089 --> 00:05:05,981 Which is why I left show business 117 00:05:05,991 --> 00:05:08,216 or why show business left me. 118 00:05:08,226 --> 00:05:10,585 We'll call it a draw. 119 00:05:10,595 --> 00:05:13,521 I didn't know the reason, I just missed your show. 120 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:19,361 Well, I went away to Italy on hiatus, 121 00:05:19,371 --> 00:05:24,065 and lopped off 20 inches off my Marlowe! hairstyle. 122 00:05:24,075 --> 00:05:25,433 And that was the real killer. 123 00:05:25,443 --> 00:05:27,602 Yeah. Short hair. 124 00:05:27,612 --> 00:05:29,504 Shut up. 125 00:05:29,514 --> 00:05:32,073 Nobody cares about what you think. 126 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:34,242 - There's no pleasing them. - Mm. 127 00:05:34,252 --> 00:05:38,113 OK, your next task. 128 00:05:38,123 --> 00:05:40,048 Becoming bangable. 129 00:05:40,058 --> 00:05:43,785 It is not easy or fun, but it is essential. 130 00:05:43,795 --> 00:05:47,589 I should know. I literally wrote the book on it. 131 00:05:47,599 --> 00:05:49,624 I-I'm sorry, I don't understand. 132 00:05:49,634 --> 00:05:51,526 I have to have sex with someone? 133 00:05:51,536 --> 00:05:52,927 I didn't sign up for that. 134 00:05:52,937 --> 00:05:54,729 No, no, no. 135 00:05:54,739 --> 00:05:56,564 It's not about literal banging, silly, 136 00:05:56,574 --> 00:05:59,200 and it sure as hell is not about what you want. 137 00:05:59,210 --> 00:06:00,869 It's about what men want. 138 00:06:08,219 --> 00:06:10,979 Read this. It'll explain everything. 139 00:06:10,989 --> 00:06:14,716 As surreal as meeting her was, Marlowe was real... 140 00:06:14,726 --> 00:06:16,718 And she was right in front of me, 141 00:06:16,728 --> 00:06:19,054 asking me to step way out of my comfort zone. 142 00:06:19,064 --> 00:06:20,989 Plum, this is homework. 143 00:06:20,999 --> 00:06:23,324 Welcome to the next step in the New Baptist Plan. 144 00:06:23,334 --> 00:06:26,436 You get to spend the next two days with me. 145 00:06:55,514 --> 00:06:58,303 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 146 00:07:00,834 --> 00:07:02,341 Woulda bought you something, 147 00:07:02,352 --> 00:07:03,767 but you know I hate shopping. 148 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,599 Hey. No, no. 149 00:07:07,682 --> 00:07:10,088 Private sector money now. 150 00:07:10,099 --> 00:07:11,901 All right, I'll get the drive over to my guy. 151 00:07:11,912 --> 00:07:13,979 You still looking for the same stuff? Scrubbed files? 152 00:07:13,990 --> 00:07:15,787 Yeah, suspect's name is Alicia Kettle. 153 00:07:15,798 --> 00:07:18,307 It's probably nothing, just another employee that fits the profile. 154 00:07:18,318 --> 00:07:20,818 Got it. How's the Austen gig? 155 00:07:20,828 --> 00:07:24,422 Ah, bullshit job, but money's good. 156 00:07:24,432 --> 00:07:25,664 Yeah? 157 00:07:27,835 --> 00:07:30,128 Christ. OK. 158 00:07:30,138 --> 00:07:31,704 Yeah. 159 00:07:35,443 --> 00:07:37,502 - Is it Jennifer? - You don't want to know. 160 00:07:37,512 --> 00:07:39,270 It'll just piss you off. 161 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,973 What, you afraid to tell me, I'm gonna lose it? 162 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:45,109 I thought at least you knew me better than that. 163 00:07:45,119 --> 00:07:48,679 Look, some chick Googled "sex offenders" 164 00:07:48,689 --> 00:07:50,948 and found Travis Wiman livin' in her building. 165 00:07:50,958 --> 00:07:53,050 What are you talkin' about? He's at Rikers. 166 00:07:53,060 --> 00:07:54,652 He got out on appeal. 167 00:07:54,662 --> 00:07:56,988 Anyway, she just tried to blow his dick off. 168 00:07:56,998 --> 00:08:00,792 She missed, unfortunately, but I gotta go arrest her. 169 00:08:00,802 --> 00:08:02,168 Be good. 170 00:08:04,872 --> 00:08:06,664 So how'd Wiman get out? 171 00:08:06,674 --> 00:08:09,801 A technicality, like always. 172 00:08:09,811 --> 00:08:11,636 Right. 173 00:08:11,646 --> 00:08:13,738 So what, now every scumbag I've ever put away 174 00:08:13,748 --> 00:08:15,807 is getting out saying I'm some vigilante cop? 175 00:08:15,817 --> 00:08:18,209 The deal was I resign and we put a lid on the story! 176 00:08:18,219 --> 00:08:21,045 I didn't say anything. All right? You know that. 177 00:08:21,055 --> 00:08:23,748 But there are no secrets anymore, not with screen grabs. 178 00:08:23,758 --> 00:08:26,818 And you know, inmates and cops, they gossip like girls. 179 00:08:26,828 --> 00:08:28,171 Look, I gotta head out. 180 00:08:28,182 --> 00:08:30,054 You take care of yourself, Nicky. 181 00:08:30,064 --> 00:08:31,530 I'll tell him it's a rush. 182 00:08:43,778 --> 00:08:45,903 Was that somebody special? 183 00:08:45,913 --> 00:08:48,840 You had somebody-special face. 184 00:08:48,850 --> 00:08:50,708 - He's good-looking. - Mm-hmm. 185 00:08:50,718 --> 00:08:53,219 That's probably all it is. 186 00:08:54,922 --> 00:08:56,388 Plum? 187 00:08:57,792 --> 00:09:00,518 The point of this... Ah, short version... 188 00:09:00,528 --> 00:09:03,955 Fully experiencing the steps to bangability, 189 00:09:03,965 --> 00:09:05,590 truly understanding them. 190 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:06,958 And... pay attention... 191 00:09:06,968 --> 00:09:08,759 You need to know what it takes 192 00:09:08,769 --> 00:09:10,703 and what it takes from you. 193 00:09:31,292 --> 00:09:33,226 I could tell they were talking about me. 194 00:09:33,237 --> 00:09:36,690 _ 195 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,656 She was probably warning Lilianna 196 00:09:38,666 --> 00:09:41,459 to stay alert or I'd eat them both. 197 00:09:47,088 --> 00:09:49,132 _ 198 00:09:50,411 --> 00:09:51,903 Which is worse, 199 00:09:51,913 --> 00:09:54,138 the insult or the injury? 200 00:09:54,148 --> 00:09:56,908 You're not making Daisy Chain eat this bullet. 201 00:09:56,918 --> 00:09:59,277 What kind of message would it send my girls... 202 00:09:59,287 --> 00:10:02,113 "When the going gets tough, give in to extremists"? 203 00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:04,081 "Take it in the ass"? 204 00:10:04,091 --> 00:10:06,017 I reinvented Daisy Chain. 205 00:10:06,027 --> 00:10:09,987 I transformed Austen Media from the typeface up. 206 00:10:09,997 --> 00:10:12,590 You want to print Jennifer's insane demands, 207 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:14,592 do it in Men's Muscle. 208 00:10:14,602 --> 00:10:16,794 - They call it a manifesto. - Whatever. 209 00:10:16,804 --> 00:10:18,095 You know what I call it? 210 00:10:18,105 --> 00:10:20,131 Your. Problem. 211 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,433 They sent an English publisher's scalp 212 00:10:22,443 --> 00:10:24,602 to his wife in a bubble envelope. 213 00:10:24,612 --> 00:10:26,704 What does that have to do with you? 214 00:10:26,714 --> 00:10:28,639 Were you a friend of his? 215 00:10:28,649 --> 00:10:32,710 Are you men... or babies? Hmm? 216 00:10:34,655 --> 00:10:37,548 Scared widdle babies. 217 00:10:37,558 --> 00:10:40,885 Daisy Chain's cover will be "Thirty Days to Sexy. 218 00:10:40,895 --> 00:10:42,320 Products for Every Problem." 219 00:10:42,330 --> 00:10:43,988 End of discussion. 220 00:10:43,998 --> 00:10:45,781 Kitty Montgomery's office. 221 00:10:45,792 --> 00:10:47,981 She wants to schedule a meeting with you for today. 222 00:10:47,992 --> 00:10:50,127 Please return as soon as you get this. 223 00:10:50,137 --> 00:10:51,896 Aren't you gonna call her back? 224 00:10:51,906 --> 00:10:54,498 I mean, it's not the cute boy, but still. 225 00:10:54,508 --> 00:10:57,068 Not yet. I need to be fortified. 226 00:10:57,078 --> 00:10:59,537 - Carbs or protein? - Neither. 227 00:10:59,547 --> 00:11:01,005 I feel dizzy. 228 00:11:01,015 --> 00:11:02,640 I feel like I've been skinned. 229 00:11:02,650 --> 00:11:04,141 You have, honey. 230 00:11:04,151 --> 00:11:05,910 You're an animal without her fur. 231 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:08,346 And that's what dudes want in a bangable gal, 232 00:11:08,356 --> 00:11:10,170 they want the illusion of purity. 233 00:11:10,181 --> 00:11:12,316 Yeah, but it's like they're making me pre-pubescent. 234 00:11:12,326 --> 00:11:13,485 Bingo. 235 00:11:13,496 --> 00:11:15,052 How many women have you done this to? 236 00:11:15,062 --> 00:11:17,054 Women do this to themselves every day. 237 00:11:17,064 --> 00:11:20,191 I know, but how many have you taken through this New Baptist Plan? 238 00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,759 A very select few. 239 00:11:21,769 --> 00:11:23,761 And it's Verena's plan, by the way. 240 00:11:23,771 --> 00:11:26,430 I'm just doing my part. 241 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:27,999 So, why are you avoiding your boss? 242 00:11:28,009 --> 00:11:31,502 She asked me to write an article for publication. 243 00:11:31,512 --> 00:11:34,872 Finally. Plus size fashion. 244 00:11:34,882 --> 00:11:37,041 But I wrote it when I was coming off of Y 245 00:11:37,051 --> 00:11:39,043 and I'm afraid it's a little ethereal. 246 00:11:39,053 --> 00:11:41,545 Y's tough. Yeah. 247 00:11:41,555 --> 00:11:43,614 You sure it was even in English? 248 00:11:43,624 --> 00:11:45,516 Barely. 249 00:11:45,526 --> 00:11:47,952 But I turned it in anyway. 250 00:11:47,962 --> 00:11:50,721 Well, New Baptists face their fears, kid. 251 00:11:50,731 --> 00:11:53,357 Kitty Montgomery's office. 252 00:11:53,367 --> 00:11:56,060 - Hey, this is Plum. - Come in and see Kitty at four. 253 00:11:56,070 --> 00:11:58,370 I don't know if I'm available... 254 00:11:59,940 --> 00:12:02,400 - You've been summoned. - Yeah. 255 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:04,268 Kitty wants me in at four. 256 00:12:04,278 --> 00:12:06,745 No. Verena. They want you back at the house. 257 00:12:17,158 --> 00:12:20,451 - Feel different? - Just balder. 258 00:12:20,461 --> 00:12:24,655 Oh, my. Marlowe does like to throw our girls in the deep end. 259 00:12:24,665 --> 00:12:27,425 Didn't you know what she was gonna make me do? Isn't that your plan? 260 00:12:27,435 --> 00:12:30,895 Um, I am the curator of the plan. 261 00:12:30,905 --> 00:12:32,630 What does that even mean? 262 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:35,441 It's a larger discussion. Did you bring your dress? 263 00:12:37,878 --> 00:12:40,905 This is stupid. 264 00:12:40,915 --> 00:12:42,807 I mean, I get it... 265 00:12:42,817 --> 00:12:44,075 and it's stupid. 266 00:12:44,085 --> 00:12:47,144 Get what, exactly? 267 00:12:47,154 --> 00:12:49,780 I really need to say it? 268 00:12:49,790 --> 00:12:51,949 You're all trying to get me to understand 269 00:12:51,959 --> 00:12:54,218 that becoming thin is becoming bangable, 270 00:12:54,228 --> 00:12:58,422 and becoming bangable is like a prison of its own. 271 00:12:58,432 --> 00:13:00,658 Can I graduate now? 272 00:13:00,668 --> 00:13:03,294 Um, that's simplifying, 273 00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:06,230 but yeah, you're in the ballpark, smarty-pants. 274 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,965 Whatever. 275 00:13:07,975 --> 00:13:11,335 As long as the check clears. 276 00:13:11,345 --> 00:13:13,437 I'm getting my surgery. 277 00:13:13,447 --> 00:13:16,073 Well, that's up to you. 278 00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,109 I'm not gonna try and convince you otherwise. 279 00:13:18,119 --> 00:13:21,245 Besides, I'm too tired. One hour of sleep last night. 280 00:13:21,255 --> 00:13:23,647 What, are you coming off Y, too? 281 00:13:23,657 --> 00:13:26,684 Nope. Bomb threat. 282 00:13:26,694 --> 00:13:28,185 Nobody slept. 283 00:13:28,195 --> 00:13:30,354 - Here? - Mm-hmm. 284 00:13:30,364 --> 00:13:32,590 - Why? - Why not? 285 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,126 It's a radical space for radical women. 286 00:13:35,136 --> 00:13:37,128 People feel threatened by that. 287 00:13:37,138 --> 00:13:39,363 What's so radical about it? 288 00:13:39,373 --> 00:13:42,867 Well, real change can't come from inside. 289 00:13:42,877 --> 00:13:44,668 You gotta create a whole new system. 290 00:13:44,678 --> 00:13:46,812 And that's Calliope House. 291 00:13:49,984 --> 00:13:53,344 Did Verena tell you there was a bomb threat at Calliope last night? 292 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,479 Yeah, again. Taxi! 293 00:13:55,489 --> 00:13:57,982 Doesn't that seem weird? I mean, they seem harmless, 294 00:13:57,993 --> 00:13:59,655 but with everything going on, I can't help but wonder 295 00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:02,019 - if Jennifer and Calliope... - Are connected? 296 00:14:02,029 --> 00:14:03,787 Verena'd get a kick out of that. 297 00:14:03,797 --> 00:14:05,656 Well, don't tell her. 298 00:14:05,666 --> 00:14:08,893 Well, it's not entirely crazy, but Verena and Calliope, 299 00:14:08,903 --> 00:14:10,895 there's no way they'd condone any kind of bloodshed. 300 00:14:10,905 --> 00:14:12,296 And you'd know, right? 301 00:14:12,306 --> 00:14:14,832 Don't conflate feminism with violence. 302 00:14:14,842 --> 00:14:16,867 It sound very uninformed. 303 00:14:16,877 --> 00:14:19,537 Speaking of violence, how much more torture today? 304 00:14:19,547 --> 00:14:21,405 I have to see Kitty in four hours. 305 00:14:21,415 --> 00:14:24,208 No worries. Only two more appointments... 306 00:14:24,218 --> 00:14:25,551 today. 307 00:14:39,491 --> 00:14:42,751 - Hmm. - Is something wrong? 308 00:14:42,761 --> 00:14:46,088 I wouldn't say there's anything wrong, per se, 309 00:14:46,098 --> 00:14:49,224 but freezing and plumping help. 310 00:14:49,234 --> 00:14:52,227 - Help what? - All women. 311 00:14:52,237 --> 00:14:56,465 Even the young ones, because bangability is a goal for everyone. 312 00:14:56,475 --> 00:15:00,502 OK. You're numb, so this won't hurt. 313 00:15:00,512 --> 00:15:02,078 Much. 314 00:15:06,118 --> 00:15:10,946 Hmm. You've lost some tissue in the nasal labial folds. 315 00:15:10,956 --> 00:15:13,649 This will really balance out your features. 316 00:15:13,659 --> 00:15:15,459 I think you're gonna love it. 317 00:15:17,496 --> 00:15:19,855 If I live to find out. 318 00:15:19,865 --> 00:15:22,332 Pretty hurts, but ugly hurts more. 319 00:15:26,672 --> 00:15:29,865 So the pretty former sitcom star 320 00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:33,043 led me off to yet another torture session. 321 00:15:36,615 --> 00:15:42,110 - Paul. - Look what the gods dragged in! 322 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,279 - Mwah. Mwah. - Paul, this is Plum. 323 00:15:44,289 --> 00:15:46,982 Mwah. Mwah. 324 00:15:46,992 --> 00:15:51,119 We want to make her, um... 325 00:15:51,129 --> 00:15:52,654 uh, what's the word? 326 00:15:52,664 --> 00:15:54,965 - Bangable. - That's it. 327 00:15:58,237 --> 00:16:00,529 The hair is gorgeous. 328 00:16:00,539 --> 00:16:03,499 You have beautiful features. 329 00:16:03,509 --> 00:16:06,877 The eyes... and these lips... 330 00:16:10,082 --> 00:16:12,708 Let's do some contouring. 331 00:16:12,718 --> 00:16:15,485 You need to make your face looks slimmer. 332 00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:34,363 - Good. - Great. 333 00:16:34,373 --> 00:16:36,532 You are going to turn heads, Plum. 334 00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:40,769 Just what I need... Even more attention. 335 00:16:40,779 --> 00:16:42,871 Primer, moisturizer, 336 00:16:42,881 --> 00:16:46,108 four shadows, concealer, 337 00:16:46,118 --> 00:16:49,211 foundation, bronzer, 338 00:16:49,221 --> 00:16:52,047 brow pencil, lip pencil, 339 00:16:52,057 --> 00:16:55,584 lipstick, lip tint, lip gloss... what else? 340 00:16:55,594 --> 00:16:57,219 Powder. 341 00:16:57,229 --> 00:16:58,628 Brow gel. 342 00:16:59,698 --> 00:17:01,957 Brushes, all right? 343 00:17:04,436 --> 00:17:06,695 $1,016.58. 344 00:17:06,705 --> 00:17:07,963 Thank you. 345 00:17:07,973 --> 00:17:09,739 Worth ever penny, right? 346 00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:13,936 Run along, hot stuff. 347 00:17:13,946 --> 00:17:16,071 Don't you gotta go see your boss? 348 00:17:16,081 --> 00:17:17,814 Yeah. 349 00:17:25,891 --> 00:17:27,649 What happened to you? 350 00:17:27,659 --> 00:17:29,084 I don't really... 351 00:17:29,094 --> 00:17:31,486 Is this why I haven't been able to find you? 352 00:17:31,496 --> 00:17:34,556 You've been too busy tottering around town trying to get glam? 353 00:17:34,566 --> 00:17:36,792 I'm sorry, uh, 354 00:17:36,802 --> 00:17:39,394 I... had a death in the family. 355 00:17:39,404 --> 00:17:41,763 Oh. 356 00:17:41,773 --> 00:17:43,999 Well, that's terrible. 357 00:17:44,009 --> 00:17:46,635 I'm sorry for your loss. 358 00:17:46,645 --> 00:17:48,337 Thank you. 359 00:17:48,347 --> 00:17:50,238 So, your article. 360 00:17:50,248 --> 00:17:53,475 Way too wordy. Riddled with typos. 361 00:17:53,485 --> 00:17:55,577 But it's different. 362 00:17:55,587 --> 00:17:57,679 In a good way. 363 00:17:57,689 --> 00:17:59,681 I actually think there's a there there. 364 00:17:59,691 --> 00:18:02,117 Thank you. So much. 365 00:18:02,127 --> 00:18:05,253 You're full of surprises, huh? 366 00:18:05,263 --> 00:18:07,089 Eladio will type up my notes, 367 00:18:07,099 --> 00:18:09,658 and if you can follow them, it'll be in next month's issue. 368 00:18:09,668 --> 00:18:13,161 Really? I can't believe it. 369 00:18:13,171 --> 00:18:17,132 I'm coming around to the specialized angle for my readers. 370 00:18:17,142 --> 00:18:20,035 I know that some of my girls have weight problems. 371 00:18:20,045 --> 00:18:24,539 At first, I didn't want to encourage them to be fat. 372 00:18:24,549 --> 00:18:26,541 I mean, if you give them pretty clothes, 373 00:18:26,551 --> 00:18:28,443 where's the incentive to be healthy? 374 00:18:28,453 --> 00:18:32,022 But in the end, I feel it's nice to include everyone. 375 00:18:33,792 --> 00:18:35,217 Got it. 376 00:18:35,227 --> 00:18:37,052 Uh, well, I will clean it up... 377 00:18:37,062 --> 00:18:39,321 How are my girls? What's on their minds? 378 00:18:39,331 --> 00:18:41,857 I bet they're talking about that serum we featured. 379 00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:44,359 Uh, not yet. 380 00:18:44,369 --> 00:18:46,828 Um, ghosting is a big thing. 381 00:18:46,838 --> 00:18:48,797 There's less cutters... 382 00:18:48,807 --> 00:18:50,699 Bulimia too, actually. 383 00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:53,068 Um, some anxiety about Jennifer... 384 00:18:53,078 --> 00:18:55,504 Well, that's to be expected. Terrible. 385 00:18:55,514 --> 00:18:57,372 Actually, most of them are in favor. 386 00:18:57,382 --> 00:19:01,476 A fair number of the girls seem... exhilarated. 387 00:19:01,486 --> 00:19:03,812 Empowered, or something like that. 388 00:19:03,822 --> 00:19:06,381 I guess they feel like they matter, somehow. 389 00:19:06,391 --> 00:19:09,351 Like even if they don't fit in with their peers, 390 00:19:09,361 --> 00:19:11,828 they still matter anyway, you know? 391 00:19:13,265 --> 00:19:14,756 Interesting. 392 00:19:14,766 --> 00:19:16,725 I thought so too. 393 00:19:16,735 --> 00:19:18,026 Eladio? 394 00:19:18,036 --> 00:19:20,395 I need a cucumber spritz and some privacy. 395 00:19:20,405 --> 00:19:22,197 You got it. 396 00:19:22,207 --> 00:19:24,366 No, no... 397 00:19:24,376 --> 00:19:26,935 Can you get extra copies for your cousins? 398 00:19:26,945 --> 00:19:29,071 Ooh, Tammy and Sue will freak out! 399 00:19:29,081 --> 00:19:31,740 Mom. If Kitty thinks I took her notes well, 400 00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:33,608 it won't even be a full page. 401 00:19:33,618 --> 00:19:36,511 It'll be in a box next to pictures of Kim Kardashian's ass. 402 00:19:36,521 --> 00:19:38,413 You'll take her notes well. 403 00:19:38,423 --> 00:19:41,216 You can have your own article. Your words. 404 00:19:41,226 --> 00:19:44,419 The whole world will see my radiant, brilliant girl. 405 00:19:44,429 --> 00:19:46,388 Even without the makeup and heels. 406 00:19:46,398 --> 00:19:49,357 Radiant, huh? That's what Charlotte called Wilbur. 407 00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:51,393 Charlotte the spider from the book? 408 00:19:51,403 --> 00:19:53,862 You know that's not what I meant. 409 00:19:53,872 --> 00:19:56,732 All I'm saying is that I wish you could focus on your accomplishments 410 00:19:56,742 --> 00:19:58,700 instead of trying to be something you're not. 411 00:19:58,710 --> 00:20:00,744 - Mom. - I'm not saying anything. 412 00:20:02,414 --> 00:20:04,706 Leave some for the cake, why don't you? 413 00:20:04,716 --> 00:20:06,541 I'm trying to stop. I need help. 414 00:20:06,551 --> 00:20:09,244 Stop! Go brush your teeth so you don't want any more. 415 00:20:09,254 --> 00:20:10,946 Oh! That's such a good trick. 416 00:20:10,956 --> 00:20:12,555 I could write a book. 417 00:20:13,725 --> 00:20:16,251 I just want you to be happy. 418 00:20:16,261 --> 00:20:17,827 You know that. 419 00:21:33,371 --> 00:21:35,297 I'm making tea. 420 00:21:35,307 --> 00:21:36,973 I already brushed. 421 00:21:41,012 --> 00:21:42,404 It's OK. 422 00:21:42,414 --> 00:21:44,039 It's all right. 423 00:21:44,049 --> 00:21:46,508 It's not OK! What did they do to you? 424 00:21:46,518 --> 00:21:48,076 It's just bruising. 425 00:21:48,086 --> 00:21:49,845 It's Botox and Restylane. 426 00:21:49,855 --> 00:21:51,012 This is what it looks like. 427 00:21:51,022 --> 00:21:53,248 No. 428 00:21:53,258 --> 00:21:56,017 No, I thought maybe these people were helping, but... 429 00:21:56,027 --> 00:21:57,552 this is creepy! 430 00:21:57,562 --> 00:21:59,054 Worse, it's cruel. 431 00:21:59,064 --> 00:22:01,056 It's just bruising. It's not cruel. 432 00:22:01,066 --> 00:22:02,724 Do you know how many women do this? 433 00:22:02,734 --> 00:22:04,893 I don't care. You're a young woman. 434 00:22:04,903 --> 00:22:07,596 Why would they... Verena... Want to do this to you? 435 00:22:07,606 --> 00:22:10,532 - She's making a point. - What, by mutilating you? 436 00:22:10,542 --> 00:22:12,000 You're beautiful. 437 00:22:12,010 --> 00:22:14,202 I'm not beautiful. I'm fat. 438 00:22:14,212 --> 00:22:16,538 Slim does not mean beautiful. 439 00:22:16,548 --> 00:22:18,707 You sure as shit can't be beautiful without it. 440 00:22:18,717 --> 00:22:20,108 No. No. Uh-uh. 441 00:22:20,118 --> 00:22:22,110 I have to do this. It's fine. 442 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,879 I want to meet these people. 443 00:22:23,889 --> 00:22:25,881 I'm not a child. You have to trust me. 444 00:22:25,891 --> 00:22:28,350 I want to, but this scares me, honey. 445 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,719 - I thought you understood. - Where are you going? 446 00:22:30,729 --> 00:22:32,446 I need a walk. 447 00:22:42,574 --> 00:22:45,567 - Plum. Plum! - Jesus! What are you doing?! 448 00:22:45,577 --> 00:22:48,436 - I'm sorry. I needed to... - What do you got against phones? 449 00:22:48,446 --> 00:22:50,405 Ooh. A lot. Especially now. 450 00:22:50,415 --> 00:22:51,706 But I... Whoa. Whoa! 451 00:22:51,716 --> 00:22:54,376 Jesus, wt happened to your face? 452 00:22:54,386 --> 00:22:56,077 Nothing. It'll go away by Friday. 453 00:22:56,087 --> 00:22:58,113 Did that cop do this to you? 454 00:22:58,123 --> 00:23:00,148 N... Dominic? 455 00:23:00,158 --> 00:23:02,884 You think Dominic roughed me up? 456 00:23:02,894 --> 00:23:06,988 Well, I don't know. He's... a man, isn't he? 457 00:23:06,998 --> 00:23:10,892 Nah, it's Verena's plan. She sent me to a dermatologist. 458 00:23:12,570 --> 00:23:15,463 That was not part of her book. 459 00:23:15,473 --> 00:23:17,599 What, do you got a new one for me now? 460 00:23:17,609 --> 00:23:20,435 "The Tyranny of Motherhood," maybe? 461 00:23:20,445 --> 00:23:22,070 Being one or having one? 462 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,346 It's a joke. 463 00:23:24,482 --> 00:23:26,241 Right.. 464 00:23:26,251 --> 00:23:28,510 You are funny. 465 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,687 Like, consistently. I... 466 00:23:31,990 --> 00:23:36,025 Um, I wanted to see you before I... 467 00:23:37,595 --> 00:23:39,362 Um, I'm leaving. 468 00:23:40,432 --> 00:23:43,325 So... good-bye. 469 00:23:43,335 --> 00:23:45,527 Good-bye? Why, what's happening? 470 00:23:45,537 --> 00:23:48,863 You know, I... I have to bounce 471 00:23:48,873 --> 00:23:50,473 for a while. 472 00:23:51,509 --> 00:23:53,168 Maybe forever. 473 00:23:53,178 --> 00:23:55,278 Can you be more specific? 474 00:23:57,015 --> 00:23:58,381 No. 475 00:24:08,626 --> 00:24:11,519 Oh, uh, when Verena is finished with you, 476 00:24:11,529 --> 00:24:12,954 come find me. 477 00:24:12,964 --> 00:24:15,190 Can you give me a clue? 478 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,125 Please? Where are you going? 479 00:24:17,135 --> 00:24:20,228 You'll, um... You'll figure it out. 480 00:24:20,238 --> 00:24:22,372 This is about Jennifer. 481 00:24:24,509 --> 00:24:26,342 Just be careful. 482 00:24:35,587 --> 00:24:38,580 The body drops, the manifesto... 483 00:24:38,591 --> 00:24:41,868 I didn't feel it yet, but it was working. 484 00:24:55,266 --> 00:24:57,392 Jennifer has inadvertently established 485 00:24:57,402 --> 00:25:00,362 a new kind of segregation among the sexes. 486 00:25:00,372 --> 00:25:02,864 Well, maybe inadvertently. 487 00:25:02,874 --> 00:25:05,433 I don't presume to know what these people want. 488 00:25:05,443 --> 00:25:09,204 At this point, all we have are questions and theories. 489 00:25:09,214 --> 00:25:11,773 Are they anarchists? Desperate housewives? 490 00:25:11,783 --> 00:25:14,676 Or could they be men posing as women? 491 00:25:14,686 --> 00:25:16,544 Next... 492 00:25:16,554 --> 00:25:18,079 My own street, I don't feel safe. 493 00:25:18,089 --> 00:25:20,882 It's outrageous. I'm getting scared. 494 00:25:20,892 --> 00:25:22,684 Oh, my God, I went running at midnight. 495 00:25:22,694 --> 00:25:25,053 Never done that before in my life. It's great. 496 00:25:25,063 --> 00:25:26,888 You should be spinning. 497 00:25:26,898 --> 00:25:29,098 Running's too hard on the face. 498 00:25:30,268 --> 00:25:31,760 Eladio? 499 00:25:31,770 --> 00:25:33,461 Get what's-her-name to post an article 500 00:25:33,471 --> 00:25:36,472 about the aging effects running has on women over 35. 501 00:25:37,709 --> 00:25:39,776 And where am I having lunch? 502 00:25:47,487 --> 00:25:50,879 "Naturally, supermodels' income surpass educators' 503 00:25:50,889 --> 00:25:54,149 and even many female executives' incomes. 504 00:25:54,159 --> 00:25:57,919 "That's because supermodels hold the ultimate worth: bangability." 505 00:25:57,929 --> 00:25:59,421 This is not helping. 506 00:25:59,431 --> 00:26:01,089 Well, maybe if you had done your homework, 507 00:26:01,099 --> 00:26:02,457 I wouldn't have to read it to you. 508 00:26:02,467 --> 00:26:04,392 But you need to know this information. 509 00:26:04,402 --> 00:26:06,094 - Do I? - Yeah. 510 00:26:06,104 --> 00:26:07,629 It's an opinion, right? 511 00:26:07,639 --> 00:26:11,074 Dressed in an agenda? Couched in propaganda? 512 00:26:12,177 --> 00:26:13,910 You look great. 513 00:26:18,116 --> 00:26:19,774 Those are hot. 514 00:26:19,784 --> 00:26:21,476 I feel like the bones in my toes 515 00:26:21,486 --> 00:26:23,623 are actually fusing together right now. 516 00:26:23,634 --> 00:26:26,014 You know, some women actually have their pinkie toes removed 517 00:26:26,024 --> 00:26:27,348 to make them fit better. 518 00:26:27,358 --> 00:26:28,817 OK, well, that's crazy. 519 00:26:28,827 --> 00:26:31,686 Crazier than getting your stomach stapled? 520 00:26:31,696 --> 00:26:33,096 We'll take 'em. 521 00:26:37,001 --> 00:26:40,261 "We're told that desirability can be earned 522 00:26:40,271 --> 00:26:41,696 through hard work, 523 00:26:41,706 --> 00:26:43,698 "self-control, and dieting." 524 00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:45,675 Could you just lower your voice? 525 00:26:45,686 --> 00:26:48,103 "Women who shrink their bodies to the size of adolescents'" 526 00:26:48,113 --> 00:26:50,371 and ornament them withnormous breasts and crippling shoes 527 00:26:50,381 --> 00:26:52,173 "will be rewarded with every success." 528 00:26:52,183 --> 00:26:54,442 You know, I'm not doing this to get laid. 529 00:26:54,452 --> 00:26:55,977 Then why do you want to be thin? 530 00:26:55,987 --> 00:26:58,480 Wanting to be attractive isn't oppression, OK? 531 00:26:58,490 --> 00:26:59,981 It's primal. 532 00:26:59,991 --> 00:27:01,683 Women and men have been adorning themselves 533 00:27:01,693 --> 00:27:03,451 since the dawn of time. 534 00:27:03,461 --> 00:27:06,321 We are not talking about landing a mate on the savanna, Plum. 535 00:27:06,331 --> 00:27:08,990 What you want is society at large... 536 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,960 Excuse the pun... To deem you bangable. 537 00:27:11,970 --> 00:27:15,029 You want to have good looks to be considered a valuable commodity. 538 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,557 That's what you want... 539 00:27:16,932 --> 00:27:18,633 OK, enough. She's twelve years old. 540 00:27:18,643 --> 00:27:22,070 - I'm sorry. E-Excuse us. - Oh, OK. 541 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:25,140 But it's all right for your baby to wear makeup 542 00:27:25,150 --> 00:27:28,476 and shorts tight enough where I can see her moose knuckle? 543 00:27:28,486 --> 00:27:31,412 - Hey... - Enough! Stop it! 544 00:27:31,422 --> 00:27:34,048 Do not go gently into that good night, darling. 545 00:27:34,058 --> 00:27:35,892 You have choices. 546 00:27:44,277 --> 00:27:45,456 Yes? 547 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,729 What the hell are you doing to my daughter? 548 00:27:49,636 --> 00:27:51,538 What is this place? 549 00:27:51,549 --> 00:27:53,374 What do you want with my daughter? 550 00:27:53,384 --> 00:27:54,450 Milk or sugar? 551 00:27:57,902 --> 00:28:01,329 Calliope House is a healing space 552 00:28:01,339 --> 00:28:02,897 for damaged and abused women... 553 00:28:02,907 --> 00:28:04,519 See, that's the trouble I have with you. 554 00:28:04,530 --> 00:28:07,200 Plum isn't damaged and she was never abused. 555 00:28:07,211 --> 00:28:09,103 - How do you know? - I'd know. 556 00:28:09,113 --> 00:28:12,106 My child talks to me. We have that kind of relationship. 557 00:28:12,116 --> 00:28:15,843 I'm sorry if you didn't with your mom. 558 00:28:15,853 --> 00:28:19,847 I didn't, but that has nothing to do with my relationship with Plum. 559 00:28:19,857 --> 00:28:21,215 I'm trying to help her. 560 00:28:21,225 --> 00:28:23,084 Look, I know that's your intention, 561 00:28:23,094 --> 00:28:24,686 but I don't think you really get it, 562 00:28:24,696 --> 00:28:26,587 what the Baptist Plan did to people. 563 00:28:26,597 --> 00:28:29,390 - I really think I do. - No. There's no way 564 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,225 you can understand how it felt 565 00:28:31,235 --> 00:28:33,194 to watch my baby spend all her money 566 00:28:33,204 --> 00:28:34,929 on your mother's shitty food. 567 00:28:34,939 --> 00:28:38,099 I didn't stop it back then, but I'm smarter now. 568 00:28:38,109 --> 00:28:41,110 My mother made me eat that food. 569 00:28:42,980 --> 00:28:44,806 Her greatest fear was that I'd be fat. 570 00:28:44,816 --> 00:28:47,041 And my father thought it would be a good life lesson 571 00:28:47,051 --> 00:28:49,277 if I earned the money to pay for it myself. 572 00:28:49,287 --> 00:28:50,978 You didn't put that in the book. 573 00:28:50,988 --> 00:28:52,613 Uhm-uhm. 574 00:28:52,623 --> 00:28:54,749 I didn't want the story to be about me. 575 00:28:54,759 --> 00:28:59,228 Or maybe you didn't want people to know you're crazy too. 576 00:29:01,899 --> 00:29:06,094 If Plum wants to quit now, she can cash the check. 577 00:29:06,104 --> 00:29:08,596 - Really? - Yeah. Really. 578 00:29:08,606 --> 00:29:10,798 All I am trying to do is help her see 579 00:29:10,808 --> 00:29:12,500 that happiness has nothing to do 580 00:29:12,510 --> 00:29:15,077 with how you look and how much you weigh. 581 00:29:17,682 --> 00:29:20,007 Tell me something. You're a beautiful woman... 582 00:29:20,017 --> 00:29:21,943 Did everything go your way? 583 00:29:21,953 --> 00:29:24,078 Oh, yeah. 584 00:29:24,088 --> 00:29:25,680 Yeah, it's been a picnic. 585 00:29:30,461 --> 00:29:32,286 We're here today 586 00:29:32,296 --> 00:29:36,524 to talk about the name on everyone's lips: Jennifer. 587 00:29:36,534 --> 00:29:38,968 Our next guest is... 588 00:30:04,395 --> 00:30:06,354 Put this on every women's cover. 589 00:30:06,364 --> 00:30:08,823 Daisy Chain, Belle Appeal, Swag Rag... 590 00:30:08,833 --> 00:30:10,691 The whole Kitty-caboodle. 591 00:30:12,336 --> 00:30:13,828 - But they're all been printed. - So? 592 00:30:13,838 --> 00:30:16,464 "An all-female judicial division," 593 00:30:16,474 --> 00:30:19,834 presidential elections must only offer female candidates 594 00:30:19,844 --> 00:30:21,669 for the next 50 years." What is this? 595 00:30:21,679 --> 00:30:23,638 I just told you. It's the cover. 596 00:30:23,648 --> 00:30:26,898 Make it pop. Maybe have a woman's hand holding it, or... 597 00:30:26,909 --> 00:30:29,710 "Equal pay plus one-third for all women." 598 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,180 Come on, Kitty, I get putting this on Daisy Chain, but... 599 00:30:32,190 --> 00:30:35,491 I want the manifesto printed on every magazine in the catalogue. 600 00:30:35,502 --> 00:30:38,994 Oh, and get Digital to feature it on all the websites. 601 00:30:40,498 --> 00:30:42,890 Did Stanley sanction this? 602 00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:46,569 Stanley sanctioned me, Pablo. 603 00:30:49,997 --> 00:30:51,866 Sorry, I know this is a little uncomfortable. 604 00:30:51,876 --> 00:30:53,275 I'm OK. 605 00:31:04,422 --> 00:31:06,747 - This is amazing. - Isn't it? 606 00:31:06,757 --> 00:31:09,350 The secondary surgeries after you've lost the weight 607 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,018 can be more challenging. 608 00:31:11,028 --> 00:31:14,555 Most people your size can drop to a size 12 or a 14, 609 00:31:14,565 --> 00:31:18,359 which leaves a lot of loose skin where there used to be fat. 610 00:31:18,369 --> 00:31:20,629 We remove the excess flesh in subsequent surgeries... 611 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:24,467 I was about to become Alicia, and I'd be perfect. 612 00:31:24,775 --> 00:31:26,734 The abdominoplasty and mastopexy 613 00:31:26,744 --> 00:31:28,903 will leave significant, permanent scarring, 614 00:31:28,913 --> 00:31:30,938 and based on your family history, 615 00:31:30,948 --> 00:31:33,574 you're at risk for cheloidal scars as well. 616 00:31:33,584 --> 00:31:35,584 But at least you'll be thin. 617 00:31:39,590 --> 00:31:41,557 Oh, my God. 618 00:31:47,754 --> 00:31:49,433 Have fun? 619 00:31:50,190 --> 00:31:53,083 Look what I have for your next task. 620 00:31:53,093 --> 00:31:54,751 You ready? 621 00:31:54,761 --> 00:31:56,420 - Ta-da! - No, no, you said 622 00:31:56,430 --> 00:31:57,633 this was our last appointment. 623 00:31:57,644 --> 00:31:59,328 Oh, for me it is. But Verena's got 624 00:31:59,339 --> 00:32:01,424 the next step of the program all ready to go. 625 00:32:01,435 --> 00:32:03,126 You just have to go on a few dates. 626 00:32:03,136 --> 00:32:04,194 Should be a breeze. 627 00:32:04,204 --> 00:32:05,696 - Dating. - Mm-hmm. 628 00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:07,731 No. That's not happening. 629 00:32:07,741 --> 00:32:09,733 What did you think the makeover was for? 630 00:32:09,743 --> 00:32:12,803 You see, my part was creating the pretty package, 631 00:32:12,813 --> 00:32:14,738 and the next part of the New Baptist Plan 632 00:32:14,748 --> 00:32:16,740 is presenting the pretty package. 633 00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:19,910 You want to piss me off? Fine. I'm pissed. 634 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,812 I get it. I'll never be Angelina Jolie. I won't even be Alicia. 635 00:32:23,823 --> 00:32:26,216 - You are Alicia. You're Alicia right now. - No. I'm not. 636 00:32:26,226 --> 00:32:27,384 - Yes, you are. - I'm not. 637 00:32:27,394 --> 00:32:29,094 - You are. - I'm not. 638 00:32:29,105 --> 00:32:31,154 And fine, I'll never be perfect, 639 00:32:31,164 --> 00:32:33,423 but I am not OK in this body, 640 00:32:33,433 --> 00:32:35,492 and I don't give a shit what you think about it. 641 00:32:35,502 --> 00:32:37,394 The next step is dating. 642 00:32:37,404 --> 00:32:39,429 You are wearing the dress. 643 00:32:39,439 --> 00:32:40,731 Screw the money. 644 00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:42,165 How are you gonna pay for it? 645 00:32:42,175 --> 00:32:44,167 I don't care. I'll figure it out. 646 00:32:44,177 --> 00:32:45,936 Plum, don't. You are almost there. 647 00:32:45,946 --> 00:32:47,646 I'm not doing this! 648 00:32:52,486 --> 00:32:54,144 - Mom? - Honey. 649 00:32:54,154 --> 00:32:56,780 This is your mom? Hi. Marlowe. 650 00:32:56,790 --> 00:32:58,849 - From the show? - What are you doing here? 651 00:32:58,859 --> 00:33:01,018 - Oh, just talking. - Making sure we're not a cult. 652 00:33:01,028 --> 00:33:03,186 Did she buy it? 'Cause I'm not convinced. 653 00:33:03,196 --> 00:33:05,789 Tell me what you want to know. 654 00:33:05,799 --> 00:33:09,293 - Stop trying to manipulate me! - Plum! 655 00:33:09,303 --> 00:33:12,462 I know you have been manipulated all your life. 656 00:33:12,472 --> 00:33:15,265 But I am here to help you heal from having been told 657 00:33:15,275 --> 00:33:17,200 - since you were five years old how you should... - I don't want to heal. 658 00:33:17,210 --> 00:33:18,602 - Dress, think. - I just want to lose weight. 659 00:33:18,612 --> 00:33:20,537 Baby, think about what you just said. 660 00:33:20,547 --> 00:33:22,439 We're trying to help you stop trying to conform to thextent 661 00:33:22,449 --> 00:33:24,341 that you undermine your potential to make a difference. 662 00:33:24,351 --> 00:33:25,886 You conformed. 663 00:33:25,897 --> 00:33:28,178 Look at you. You're so pretty you have acolytes... 664 00:33:28,188 --> 00:33:30,948 Fitting in can make some things easier, yes, 665 00:33:30,958 --> 00:33:32,816 but standing out the way you do 666 00:33:32,826 --> 00:33:34,217 shouldn't equal punishment. 667 00:33:34,227 --> 00:33:37,821 Forget other people. You punish yourself. 668 00:33:37,831 --> 00:33:41,224 - So what? - So, you are angry at yourself. 669 00:33:41,234 --> 00:33:44,302 - So what?! - It has to stop. 670 00:33:46,306 --> 00:33:49,674 I think you know that, Plum. 671 00:33:58,585 --> 00:34:00,978 I just got the strangest call from Pablo. 672 00:34:00,988 --> 00:34:03,480 Is there a problem? 673 00:34:03,490 --> 00:34:07,484 You understand that I can't allow you to do this. 674 00:34:07,494 --> 00:34:10,687 It's a content decision outside of your jurisdiction, Jeff. 675 00:34:10,697 --> 00:34:13,490 CFO's have jurisdiction over anything involving money. 676 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:15,192 My expertise... 677 00:34:15,202 --> 00:34:17,561 The board hired me to calculate risk. 678 00:34:17,571 --> 00:34:19,596 Stanley and the board agreed to print the manifesto 679 00:34:19,606 --> 00:34:21,932 in order to protect the men at Austen Media. 680 00:34:21,942 --> 00:34:23,667 Technically, you're a member of that group. 681 00:34:23,677 --> 00:34:25,569 Per my advice, 682 00:34:25,579 --> 00:34:29,272 they voted to publish it only on the Daisy Chain cover. 683 00:34:29,282 --> 00:34:31,108 Your advice? 684 00:34:31,118 --> 00:34:34,111 Well, I was consulted privately, yes. 685 00:34:34,121 --> 00:34:36,913 All due respect to your title. 686 00:34:36,923 --> 00:34:40,584 I mean, you may enjoy splashing that hysterical screed 687 00:34:40,594 --> 00:34:42,352 all over Austen Media, 688 00:34:42,362 --> 00:34:45,055 but I won't sign off on a half-million dollar expenditure 689 00:34:45,065 --> 00:34:48,258 so you can feel relevant. 690 00:34:48,268 --> 00:34:49,534 It's nothin' personal, honey. 691 00:34:51,571 --> 00:34:54,297 It isn't personal, is it? No. 692 00:34:54,307 --> 00:34:57,067 I see that now. You're only doing your job. 693 00:34:57,077 --> 00:35:00,103 And protecting me from my sh decision. 694 00:35:00,113 --> 00:35:02,239 You've always been chivalrous that way. 695 00:35:02,249 --> 00:35:04,641 Like when you insisted on wearing a condom 696 00:35:04,651 --> 00:35:07,944 when you screwed my second... Or was it my third? assistant. 697 00:35:07,954 --> 00:35:11,715 - I didn't... You... - Doubly thoughtful since she was only 20 698 00:35:11,725 --> 00:35:15,085 and completely incapable of taking care of an illegitimate child, 699 00:35:15,095 --> 00:35:17,387 or for you pressuring her to have an abortion. 700 00:35:17,397 --> 00:35:20,257 You know, I think you should tell your wife. 701 00:35:20,267 --> 00:35:22,759 I bet she would thank you for protecting her 702 00:35:22,769 --> 00:35:24,494 from getting an ugly divorce. 703 00:35:24,504 --> 00:35:26,897 Maybe even give you a half-decent roll in the hay. 704 00:35:26,907 --> 00:35:29,900 I'm not like those men. She... 705 00:35:29,910 --> 00:35:32,269 Jenni, it was very consensual. 706 00:35:32,279 --> 00:35:36,273 I'm not a predator. And my marriage is very... 707 00:35:36,283 --> 00:35:38,842 Complicated. I know... 708 00:35:38,852 --> 00:35:39,976 honey. 709 00:35:39,986 --> 00:35:41,453 Aren't they all? 710 00:35:43,356 --> 00:35:45,415 Approve the expenditure. 711 00:35:45,425 --> 00:35:47,984 And tell Pablo never to question my authority again 712 00:35:47,994 --> 00:35:49,828 or he'll be begging for a job at Avon. 713 00:35:53,300 --> 00:35:55,926 This is last-meal good. 714 00:35:55,936 --> 00:35:57,994 - Are you faking it? - Mmm. 715 00:35:58,004 --> 00:36:01,364 I'm on death row, they go and ask me "What do you want?" 716 00:36:01,374 --> 00:36:04,501 I am sayin', "Bring me this cake." 717 00:36:04,511 --> 00:36:06,803 You know, I considered baking you a four-layer, 718 00:36:06,813 --> 00:36:08,472 but I hardly know you. 719 00:36:08,482 --> 00:36:10,340 - Ah. - Come on. One bite. 720 00:36:10,350 --> 00:36:11,608 No. Come on. 721 00:36:11,618 --> 00:36:13,677 I can't do cake. Look at me. 722 00:36:13,687 --> 00:36:15,553 I am lookin' at you. 723 00:36:19,392 --> 00:36:22,452 I wanted to tell you, the other night when I called you... 724 00:36:22,462 --> 00:36:24,287 I'd stopped taking these meds. 725 00:36:24,297 --> 00:36:25,789 - I'm really embarrassed. - Don't. 726 00:36:25,799 --> 00:36:26,990 We're friends. 727 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,658 But you went above and beyond. 728 00:36:28,668 --> 00:36:30,894 You brought me water, you... You didn't have to do that. 729 00:36:30,904 --> 00:36:32,804 You were going through something. 730 00:36:34,074 --> 00:36:36,066 You know, um... 731 00:36:36,076 --> 00:36:38,168 you made me touch your skin. 732 00:36:38,178 --> 00:36:41,037 Oh, my God, I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. 733 00:36:41,047 --> 00:36:44,407 Don't be. You were right. 734 00:36:44,417 --> 00:36:46,651 It's soft. 735 00:36:49,589 --> 00:36:51,648 I wanted to run something by you. 736 00:36:51,658 --> 00:36:54,251 Do you think that it's possible 737 00:36:54,261 --> 00:36:58,221 that Jennifer is an offshoot of Calliope House? 738 00:36:58,231 --> 00:36:59,931 I feel like th... 739 00:37:01,001 --> 00:37:02,726 What? 740 00:37:02,736 --> 00:37:07,063 I don't know, I feel like they're trying to trigger me. 741 00:37:07,073 --> 00:37:08,665 Like, radicalize me. 742 00:37:08,675 --> 00:37:10,257 It's possible. 743 00:37:10,268 --> 00:37:11,918 They get bomb threats. Did you know that? 744 00:37:11,929 --> 00:37:13,870 Yeah. Yeah, I am aware of that. 745 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,705 And they're cruel. 746 00:37:15,715 --> 00:37:18,074 Like, they put me through pain. 747 00:37:18,084 --> 00:37:20,277 They... They have plenty of money, 748 00:37:20,287 --> 00:37:23,180 the women are all crazy-devoted to Verena. It's like a cult. 749 00:37:23,190 --> 00:37:25,582 There's something going on there. 750 00:37:25,592 --> 00:37:28,259 It's too much for me. I'm walkin' away. 751 00:37:31,698 --> 00:37:33,464 What if I asked you not to? 752 00:37:35,202 --> 00:37:36,893 I just said I think they're a cult 753 00:37:36,903 --> 00:37:38,762 and they're probably connected to Jennifer. 754 00:37:38,772 --> 00:37:41,306 And I'm sayin' I think you're probably right. 755 00:37:42,809 --> 00:37:44,534 Jennifer kills people. 756 00:37:44,544 --> 00:37:46,976 You want me to hang out with them? 757 00:37:46,987 --> 00:37:49,405 You're already hangin' out with them. That's why it'll work. 758 00:37:49,416 --> 00:37:51,608 Why what'll work? What, are we gonna bust 'em? 759 00:37:51,618 --> 00:37:53,337 Maybe. Finding a link? 760 00:37:53,348 --> 00:37:56,580 Look, if I thought you were really at risk, I wouldn't ask. 761 00:37:56,590 --> 00:37:58,715 Jennifer's not interested in hurting women, right? 762 00:37:58,725 --> 00:38:01,251 Oh, well, that's comforting. Not at all. 763 00:38:01,261 --> 00:38:02,719 They're feminists, right? 764 00:38:02,729 --> 00:38:06,256 They limit their fire to bad guys. 765 00:38:06,266 --> 00:38:09,492 Look, you help me crack this, 766 00:38:09,502 --> 00:38:12,229 think of the story you're gonna write. 767 00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:14,564 You. Not Kitty, you. 768 00:38:14,574 --> 00:38:16,299 Think of the people that you'll help. 769 00:38:16,309 --> 00:38:18,001 And I'm gonna be watching you. 770 00:38:18,011 --> 00:38:20,678 There's no way I'm gonna let anything happen to you. 771 00:38:23,650 --> 00:38:25,516 I promise. 772 00:38:29,789 --> 00:38:32,423 Haven't you ever wanted to be a hero? 773 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,218 - Thank you, Frank. - Sorry, Ms. Montgomery. 774 00:38:39,228 --> 00:38:41,287 It's not a good time. He's behind closed doors. 775 00:38:41,297 --> 00:38:44,031 I know you're not grabbing my Saint Laurent. 776 00:39:02,351 --> 00:39:03,876 Shit, Stanley! 777 00:39:03,886 --> 00:39:05,745 You all right? 778 00:39:05,755 --> 00:39:07,313 Goddamnit! 779 00:39:07,323 --> 00:39:10,183 Ohh. You struck my drone. 780 00:39:10,193 --> 00:39:12,084 I don't see any blood. 781 00:39:12,094 --> 00:39:14,220 Good. If you had hit my face... 782 00:39:14,230 --> 00:39:16,189 God forbid. Not the moneymaker, 783 00:39:16,199 --> 00:39:17,924 not the moneymaker... 784 00:39:17,934 --> 00:39:21,494 So, you're all wound up. Do I need to fire somebody? 785 00:39:21,504 --> 00:39:24,764 You might. But that's not what it's about. 786 00:39:24,774 --> 00:39:26,065 This Jennifer thing. 787 00:39:26,075 --> 00:39:27,834 Jennifer who? 788 00:39:27,844 --> 00:39:29,569 The organization. 789 00:39:29,579 --> 00:39:31,704 Hmm. Terrorists, you mean. 790 00:39:31,714 --> 00:39:34,707 One man's terrorist is another woman's liberator, Stanley. 791 00:39:34,717 --> 00:39:36,776 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 792 00:39:36,786 --> 00:39:40,947 It means this is a ground-floor, billion-dollar opportunity. 793 00:39:40,957 --> 00:39:43,516 This is Apple stock in 1980. 794 00:39:43,526 --> 00:39:47,186 What are you talking... There's nothing to invest in, Kitty. 795 00:39:47,196 --> 00:39:49,088 Have you been watching the news? 796 00:39:49,098 --> 00:39:52,291 Jennifer is getting to every woman on the planet. 797 00:39:52,301 --> 00:39:54,927 They're tapping into something that you can't understand. 798 00:39:54,937 --> 00:39:57,196 You need to let me take the tiller on this. 799 00:39:57,206 --> 00:39:58,798 On what? J... 800 00:39:58,808 --> 00:40:00,900 Just tell me what you want to do. 801 00:40:00,910 --> 00:40:02,869 It's already done. 802 00:40:02,879 --> 00:40:04,737 We're publishing the manifesto 803 00:40:04,747 --> 00:40:06,906 on the cover of every girls' and women's magazine 804 00:40:06,916 --> 00:40:08,441 in your catalogue. 805 00:40:08,451 --> 00:40:10,710 Trust me. They're gonna fly off the shelves. 806 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:13,079 I wondered what all those phone calls were about today. 807 00:40:13,089 --> 00:40:17,049 This thing is going to be bigger than climate change. 808 00:40:17,059 --> 00:40:18,818 We could make our bones, Stanley. 809 00:40:18,828 --> 00:40:21,428 I made my bones, Kitty. 810 00:40:22,999 --> 00:40:25,633 Fine. Whatever you want. 811 00:40:27,303 --> 00:40:28,761 We're not gonna fight this out? 812 00:40:28,771 --> 00:40:30,463 I don't feel like fighting, Kitty. 813 00:40:30,473 --> 00:40:32,439 I just had a hot stone massage. 814 00:40:41,083 --> 00:40:43,584 You used to be a lion. 815 00:40:46,422 --> 00:40:48,022 Maybe. 816 00:40:50,192 --> 00:40:52,359 Is that why you stopped screwing me? 817 00:40:53,596 --> 00:40:54,954 I stopped screwing you 818 00:40:54,964 --> 00:40:57,857 long before you stopped fighting me. 819 00:40:57,867 --> 00:41:01,093 - Who remembers? - I do. 820 00:41:01,103 --> 00:41:03,470 Good night, Stanley. 821 00:41:14,450 --> 00:41:17,176 At least now you know you don't have to worry about me anymore, huh? 822 00:41:17,186 --> 00:41:19,353 I think you're in good hands with Verena. I do. 823 00:41:21,724 --> 00:41:24,350 I hope they're getting through to you. 824 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,119 There's some egg salad in the fridge. 825 00:41:27,129 --> 00:41:28,629 Thank you, Mama. 826 00:41:32,335 --> 00:41:34,301 I love you, honey. 827 00:41:35,471 --> 00:41:37,705 I love you too. 828 00:41:41,544 --> 00:41:43,669 Are they getting through to you? 829 00:41:43,679 --> 00:41:46,038 I think so... 830 00:41:46,048 --> 00:41:47,414 yeah. 831 00:41:54,090 --> 00:41:57,391 OK. 832 00:41:59,395 --> 00:42:01,988 - Bye. - Bye. 833 00:42:01,998 --> 00:42:03,330 Be safe. 834 00:42:10,539 --> 00:42:12,098 Back then, 835 00:42:12,108 --> 00:42:14,433 nothing was getting through to me. 836 00:42:14,443 --> 00:42:16,335 Hello, Dr. Burton's office. 837 00:42:16,345 --> 00:42:18,504 Hi, this is Alicia Kettle. 838 00:42:18,514 --> 00:42:21,007 I'm calling to put a deposit down on my surgery. 839 00:42:21,017 --> 00:42:23,376 Because I didn't want to be the hero. 840 00:42:23,386 --> 00:42:26,086 I still wanted to be the hero's girlfriend. 841 00:42:29,091 --> 00:42:32,918 While I was hell-bent on finishing my personal revolution, 842 00:42:32,928 --> 00:42:35,521 Kitty was helping light the fuse of Jennifer's. 843 00:42:35,531 --> 00:42:37,184 She may have been wrong about me, 844 00:42:37,195 --> 00:42:39,629 but she was right about them. 845 00:42:44,664 --> 00:42:47,039 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 62042

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