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- Did you get her?
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- Him.
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Only males have antlers.
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- Did you get him?
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We can always burn it down.
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- I'm not ready to leave yet.
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- He has to be gone.
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He's eating all my bougainvillea.
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You can start the breakfast now.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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We left the money on
the kitchen counter.
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- Great, okay.
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- If you ever wanna get
rid of the polar bear,
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let us know.
- Yeah, sure.
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Lani!
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Lani.
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- Who is it?
- Your brother.
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- Jesus Christ.
- Turn your eyes away.
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This is not for you.
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Are you coming, or just him?
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- Would you kindly fuck off?
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- Come on, finish up.
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Finish him up, wrap it up.
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Did you brush your teeth?
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How long's that been going on?
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- What?
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- Okay, okay.
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- You hired him.
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- Is he your boyfriend now?
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- Fiance, actually.
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Yes, we're very much in love.
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Does Judy know?
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- He's the house painter.
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- So?
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- So.
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Don't be dumb.
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Stiff competition.
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- Hi, Hallie.
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- Hey, Tod.
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- Hey.
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I'll text you when we're done, okay?
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- Good luck.
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- Terrible.
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No, don't go to that side, why...
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- Hey-oh.
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- Hey.
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- Almost done.
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- So is she.
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- I think I found a buyer.
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Judy asked me to find you a buyer.
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- Can't you see I'm trying to watch?
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- It's on mute.
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- Is that what it is?
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I thought maybe I was going deaf.
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Chip?
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Go to camera two.
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Great show, Barb.
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Loved every minute.
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- Why do you think our
ratings are such shit?
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Do you ever look through that camera?
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You think that's funny?
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You think it's, get out!
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Joke's on you, babe.
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Get out.
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Out, out, now!
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Take a walk.
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All right, say what you wanna say.
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Please, be my guest.
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Say what you wanna say.
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Speak!
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- Hi, Judy.
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- What a day.
- It looked intense.
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- It's a disaster.
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Fucking disaster.
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I'm just not me anymore.
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Did you watch?
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- No, uh, I missed it.
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I got stuck at the mechanic.
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The car is worse off than we thought.
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- great.
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What about Lani?
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Did she see it?
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- I, I don't know.
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You'll have to ask the painter.
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- Meaning what?
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- Use your imagination, lucky slip.
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- So she's fucking him.
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You caught them, didn't you?
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Tell me what you saw.
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I wanna know what you actually saw.
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- Nothing.
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- Fine, then I'll ask her myself.
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- Please don't.
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She won't trust me.
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- Well, she's not trustworthy.
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Fucking the help.
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He's a criminal, I might add.
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- They picked up the zebra.
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I put the money in the lock-box.
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- Poor animal, stuck in
the corner for 30 years.
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Coming up on the left
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is the infamous Bridgehead Mansion,
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former home of the late
legendary director,
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Igor O'Coolich.
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You may remember Stone Henge
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from a cinema appreciation
class, if you had one.
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Folks, through the gate is
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looks like actress, Judy Mormon,
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Igor's widow, who was
wife number three.
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She still lives here with
his two grandchildren.
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I think that looks like
Tod at the wheel there,
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in the driver's seat.
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What a funny name, Tod.
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Hey, expect the unexpected
here on Buddy Fun Bus Tours,
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am I right?
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I told you it'd be an adventure.
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- And that was it.
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I mean, you can't really call
that an audition, can you?
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- Did Hallie scream?
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Can we hear that?
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- And then they actually
did make us sign up
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in our underwear.
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- Were you wearing any?
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- Yes.
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Why wouldn't I be?
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- Hallie?
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- You take your clothes
off for the director
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and the director only,
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never for these casting directors.
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To be successful in this business,
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a girl must always have her standards.
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What about you, Hallie?
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Are you the same?
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Strip down for any felon
that stumbles in your way?
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- No.
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No, I went out for a different part.
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- Excellent.
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Keep 'em guessing.
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Mystery is an actor's only friend.
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You're not eating.
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Why not?
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Your sister's not eating.
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- She had a late lunch.
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Liquid diet, right?
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Okay, I have a speech
or toast, whatever.
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To Judy.
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- After a long week, she still...
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- Look who it is.
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Come here, please.
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Aw, Jacob, are you working hard?
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Or getting hard, I should say.
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Isn't that what happens
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when the old lady isn't around?
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Pull down your pants.
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I'm serious.
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Pull them down.
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I wanna see what I'm missing.
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Okay, then.
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I'm sorry, Jacob, but
if you're not willing
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to share the wealth,
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unfortunately I cannot pay you.
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- Why can't you pay him?
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- Because that's how it works.
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- But he did the work all week long.
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- On you, not my house.
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- What?
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- Your big fucking mouth, that's what.
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- I figured it out.
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- No, you didn't, that's bullshit.
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- That's enough.
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Now, Jacob.
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Jacob, hello.
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You listening to me?
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I'm all for rehabilitation
but I will not
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be taken advantage of.
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- He stole a car.
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- A couple.
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- Jesus Christ.
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- Tomorrow, when you arrive,
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I'll let you know if
you should continue.
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- You can't be serious.
- I am.
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- But that's not fair.
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- Lani, I'm sorry.
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He's being paid for a service,
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not to waste time pleasing you.
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- Fortune cookie?
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You will always be successful
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in your professional career.
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Ooh, you will inherit some money
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or a small piece of land.
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What about you.
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- I should go.
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She's vigorous, isn't she?
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You're still here.
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What are you doing?
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- Waiting for my lift.
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- Lani didn't offer to take you?
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She still pissed?
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- You know, your sister's
a pretty good actress
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when she wants to be.
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- Don't you think she likes him?
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- I don't think she
cares one way or another.
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I should shut up.
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- No, don't.
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I won't say a word.
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I actually agree.
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I can give you a ride, if you prefer.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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- Thanks.
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- They're definitely replacing Judy.
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- So they are.
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- Yeah, now it's official.
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They're coming' into town on Sunday.
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- Who?
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- The guys from headquarters.
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They're gonna take us out to dinner,
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make some big announcement.
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- Big annou...
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Well, does Judy know?
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- No.
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- Do they know who's gonna replace her?
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- They have some ideas,
but nothing's set.
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- Well, is it up to you?
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- I have a say.
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Some recommendations I could make.
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- You ever think about implants?
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Did Jacob show up today?
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- Yes, he was here.
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- There's lots of other ways
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we could be spending that money.
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- I, for one, think we're
spending it the best way.
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On paint.
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We have to sell this place, don't we?
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Anyway, I could use
a change of scenery.
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- Please, as if.
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I mean, that was almost believable.
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That acting class is really paying off.
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How'd you sleep?
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- Tossed and turned.
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- You decide about Jacob?
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- Yeah, he can stay.
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I want you to watch Lani.
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Keep a good eye on her,
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better than you've been
doing before, okay?
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Do you hear what I'm saying?
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- Yeah, I hear you.
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- I want you to watch her.
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I can't watch her when I'm at work.
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Can't be in 2 places at one time.
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You're the only one I trust.
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- Excuse me.
- Get out, we gotta go.
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Judy's really sick.
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- What do you mean, she's sick?
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- She won't leave her room.
- Why?
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- Because she's sick,
says she doesn't wanna go.
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- Go where?
- I'll tell you in the car.
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I'll tell you everything
you need to know.
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We gotta go.
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Can you just get out, please?
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- Are you gonna
tell me where we're going?
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- You're doing the show.
- What?
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- Judy wants you to do the show.
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- She picked this?
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- It's what she wants.
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- It's one of my favorite ones.
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- You're gonna be fine.
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You've been watching her for years.
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- I feel like she just
wants me to be embarrassed.
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- No, she wants you to be great, okay?
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She asked for you specifically.
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That's no joke.
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Just be yourself, okay?
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- Where's Judy?
- She's sick.
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- What, what do you mean, she's sick?
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- She's sick.
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She wants Lani to take
over, just for today.
277
00:25:03,812 --> 00:25:05,055
- What?
278
00:25:05,089 --> 00:25:06,505
- Hey, can you go straight to hair?
279
00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:08,299
- Wait, no!
- No, go, go, go, go.
280
00:25:09,231 --> 00:25:10,094
- What are you doing?
281
00:25:10,129 --> 00:25:10,957
- She's sick.
282
00:25:12,752 --> 00:25:13,726
Okay, she's not sick.
283
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,192
She's scared if she loses the show,
284
00:25:15,227 --> 00:25:16,000
her career's over.
285
00:25:16,135 --> 00:25:17,143
- Probably is.
286
00:25:17,277 --> 00:25:19,127
- She's scared she won't
be able to support us.
287
00:25:19,162 --> 00:25:20,070
- So get jobs.
288
00:25:20,104 --> 00:25:22,900
Because it's happening,
she's losing it.
289
00:25:22,935 --> 00:25:25,524
- Well, not if Lani's the
one taking over, am I right?
290
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:27,974
- So that's what this is about?
291
00:25:28,009 --> 00:25:30,805
- Look, she just asks that
you give her one chance, okay?
292
00:25:31,978 --> 00:25:33,842
- On a rehearsal, maybe, or a dry run
293
00:25:33,877 --> 00:25:35,785
but not the actual
broadcast, for fuck's sake!
294
00:25:35,819 --> 00:25:36,811
- Look, okay, okay.
295
00:25:36,845 --> 00:25:39,020
If she bombs today, fine, whatever,
296
00:25:39,054 --> 00:25:40,228
just move on and blame Judy.
297
00:25:40,262 --> 00:25:42,368
But if she's good,
and she will be good,
298
00:25:42,402 --> 00:25:44,612
I promise you she will be good,
299
00:25:44,646 --> 00:25:46,614
then you take the credit
and everybody wins.
300
00:25:46,648 --> 00:25:47,856
- It's a live show, Todd.
301
00:25:47,891 --> 00:25:49,202
- But is anybody watching?
302
00:25:50,652 --> 00:25:53,931
Right, yeah, thought
that was the whole point.
303
00:25:53,966 --> 00:25:55,830
Hey, she might surprise you.
304
00:25:55,864 --> 00:25:57,676
- She's not even fucking wearing shoes.
305
00:25:58,210 --> 00:26:00,006
- Hey, she's gonna be great.
306
00:26:00,041 --> 00:26:01,732
I tried calling you.
307
00:26:01,767 --> 00:26:04,286
- I have my phone right here.
- Well, you didn't answer it.
308
00:26:08,290 --> 00:26:09,637
No, no, no, no, come on.
309
00:26:09,671 --> 00:26:10,672
No makeup.
310
00:26:10,707 --> 00:26:11,570
She's beautiful.
311
00:26:12,709 --> 00:26:14,469
She's my sister, and today's her day.
312
00:26:16,678 --> 00:26:18,659
Without the makeup you're
telling the audience,
313
00:26:19,093 --> 00:26:20,613
this is me, this is the truth.
314
00:26:21,649 --> 00:26:22,477
Okay?
315
00:26:23,651 --> 00:26:25,535
If you look right down
the barrel of the lens,
316
00:26:25,569 --> 00:26:26,688
right into their eye
317
00:26:26,723 --> 00:26:28,932
and tell them they need to have it,
318
00:26:28,966 --> 00:26:30,658
they'll pick up the phone and call.
319
00:26:31,762 --> 00:26:34,489
- Nice speech, Tod.
320
00:26:34,523 --> 00:26:35,973
I'm impressed.
321
00:26:36,008 --> 00:26:36,802
Leave it off.
322
00:26:36,836 --> 00:26:37,665
Let's go.
323
00:26:41,254 --> 00:26:42,083
- Good luck.
324
00:26:50,022 --> 00:26:51,299
- Okay, this is her first day.
325
00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:53,128
We're just gonna give this a try.
326
00:26:53,163 --> 00:26:54,874
I want you to be wide
for the whole thing
327
00:26:55,209 --> 00:26:57,132
unless you're coming in
to focus on the gloves.
328
00:26:57,167 --> 00:26:58,375
- You sure about that?
329
00:26:59,548 --> 00:27:00,953
Won't shooting it all in the wide
330
00:27:00,988 --> 00:27:02,655
suggest a lack of
confidence in your host?
331
00:27:02,690 --> 00:27:04,232
- That's exactly what it'll suggest
332
00:27:04,767 --> 00:27:06,141
but it'll also hide her mistakes.
333
00:27:06,176 --> 00:27:07,315
- I'd try the opposite.
334
00:27:09,455 --> 00:27:12,147
- I don't fucking care what
you would do, all right?
335
00:27:12,182 --> 00:27:14,115
If there's anything else, tell me now.
336
00:27:15,185 --> 00:27:16,013
Anything else?
337
00:27:17,705 --> 00:27:19,154
- No.
338
00:27:19,189 --> 00:27:20,017
No.
339
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:23,814
- All right.
340
00:27:23,849 --> 00:27:25,057
If you want, just,
341
00:27:25,091 --> 00:27:27,059
you can stay on the
gloves the whole time.
342
00:27:27,093 --> 00:27:28,577
- And what we have here
343
00:27:28,612 --> 00:27:31,891
are 100% authentic calf
leather gloves from Italy.
344
00:27:31,926 --> 00:27:33,652
They come with a lifetime warranty.
345
00:27:34,825 --> 00:27:36,620
Not only will we send you 2 pairs,
346
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:39,658
but you will also get a wooden box
347
00:27:39,692 --> 00:27:41,660
to keep them in to
protect them from the sun.
348
00:27:41,694 --> 00:27:44,386
So remarkably soft, my goodness.
349
00:27:45,836 --> 00:27:48,218
You'll never want your man
to take them off.
350
00:27:48,252 --> 00:27:51,600
Can't you just see him
riding around in his Ducati?
351
00:27:51,635 --> 00:27:52,705
Vroom, vroom.
352
00:27:54,224 --> 00:27:57,296
And ladies, if you order now
353
00:27:57,330 --> 00:28:01,645
for the next three minutes
we'll send you two pairs,
354
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,509
so why not get yourself one?
355
00:28:41,236 --> 00:28:43,031
We are offering them to you
356
00:28:43,066 --> 00:28:45,482
from the comfort of your own home,
357
00:28:45,516 --> 00:28:48,209
so that you don't have to make the trip.
358
00:28:48,243 --> 00:28:51,730
They are all leather,
Italian, handmade sewn.
359
00:28:53,076 --> 00:28:55,423
My dear friend, Bobby,
brought these back from Rome
360
00:28:55,457 --> 00:28:57,736
and I just had to bring
them to show to you guys
361
00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:59,530
back in your own homes.
362
00:29:01,049 --> 00:29:02,602
You, too, can feel like you're riding
363
00:29:02,637 --> 00:29:06,020
your own Ducati through
the tiny streets of Italy.
364
00:29:07,193 --> 00:29:08,677
Aren't they lovely?
365
00:29:08,712 --> 00:29:12,267
They come in such colors as ox, blood,
366
00:29:12,302 --> 00:29:15,892
chocolate, oh, and this
is really my favorite.
367
00:29:16,893 --> 00:29:18,446
Look at how lovely they are.
368
00:29:25,591 --> 00:29:27,489
- Did you cut yourself?
369
00:29:30,838 --> 00:29:31,666
Lots of blood.
370
00:29:35,497 --> 00:29:36,740
- See something you like?
371
00:29:42,608 --> 00:29:44,092
- I need to close the windows.
372
00:29:44,921 --> 00:29:46,025
It's easier to scrape.
373
00:29:49,408 --> 00:29:50,236
- Sure.
374
00:29:51,686 --> 00:29:53,170
Yeah, all you gotta do is ask.
375
00:30:23,614 --> 00:30:24,443
- Jake.
376
00:30:26,721 --> 00:30:28,240
Jacob.
377
00:30:28,274 --> 00:30:30,863
Hey!
378
00:30:30,898 --> 00:30:32,071
I need you to take a break.
379
00:30:32,106 --> 00:30:33,659
- What?
380
00:30:33,693 --> 00:30:35,385
- Yeah, I need you to go get Lani.
381
00:30:38,284 --> 00:30:39,078
- Why?
382
00:30:40,666 --> 00:30:42,047
- Well, that's what boyfriends do.
383
00:30:42,081 --> 00:30:44,843
They pick up their girlfriends
in exchange for head.
384
00:30:48,639 --> 00:30:50,952
- I think your Rolls is blocking me in.
385
00:30:55,232 --> 00:30:56,026
- Take it.
386
00:30:56,061 --> 00:30:57,579
I'll get you the keys.
387
00:31:51,737 --> 00:31:53,014
- Hello.
388
00:31:53,049 --> 00:31:55,775
Come on, anybody home?
389
00:31:55,810 --> 00:31:56,949
- Hello?
390
00:31:56,984 --> 00:31:59,055
- Hey, yeah.
- Can I help you?
391
00:32:00,090 --> 00:32:00,988
- Yeah.
392
00:32:01,022 --> 00:32:03,266
I got a delivery for Jake.
393
00:32:04,163 --> 00:32:06,200
- He's not--
- No,
394
00:32:06,234 --> 00:32:08,167
Hey, sorry, man, I can't see you.
395
00:32:09,410 --> 00:32:10,618
You still there?
396
00:32:10,652 --> 00:32:12,516
- Yeah, yeah, I'm down here.
397
00:32:13,828 --> 00:32:15,243
How much is it?
398
00:32:15,278 --> 00:32:16,969
It's, uh, $15.30.
399
00:32:18,453 --> 00:32:19,868
- Great, okay, hold on.
400
00:32:31,846 --> 00:32:32,674
Okay.
401
00:32:37,162 --> 00:32:39,198
Here, that's it, that's a $20.
402
00:32:42,512 --> 00:32:44,755
Can you leave that in my van,
403
00:32:44,790 --> 00:32:47,689
on top of one of the, the paint cans?
404
00:32:47,724 --> 00:32:48,794
- A'ight.
405
00:32:48,828 --> 00:32:50,451
A'ight dude, thanks.
406
00:34:13,534 --> 00:34:14,431
- How was it?
407
00:34:15,777 --> 00:34:16,606
How'd you go?
408
00:34:17,848 --> 00:34:19,091
- Ask Barb.
409
00:34:19,126 --> 00:34:19,954
- Why?
410
00:34:19,988 --> 00:34:21,017
What, what did she say?
411
00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:22,922
- Here.
412
00:34:24,924 --> 00:34:25,822
- Thanks.
413
00:34:25,856 --> 00:34:27,272
Your lunch is in the van.
414
00:34:28,583 --> 00:34:30,137
- No, don't, I took care of it.
415
00:34:35,832 --> 00:34:38,145
- Hello?
- We have to meet.
416
00:34:38,179 --> 00:34:40,250
- It'll take more than
looking good, Tod.
417
00:34:40,285 --> 00:34:41,758
The few calls that did come in
418
00:34:42,293 --> 00:34:44,047
basically stopped after
the first half hour.
419
00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:45,738
- We actually liked what she did.
420
00:34:45,773 --> 00:34:46,567
- Who's we?
421
00:34:46,601 --> 00:34:47,844
- Me and Judy.
422
00:34:47,878 --> 00:34:49,294
She wants to give her another shot.
423
00:34:49,328 --> 00:34:50,184
- Look, it doesn't matter,
I need to talk to her.
424
00:34:50,218 --> 00:34:50,640
Is she there?
425
00:34:50,674 --> 00:34:51,503
Put her on.
426
00:34:52,607 --> 00:34:54,264
- I'll bring her to dinner.
- Fine.
427
00:34:54,299 --> 00:34:56,128
Tonight at the Tavern, 8 o'clock.
428
00:34:57,302 --> 00:34:58,130
Hello?
429
00:35:08,796 --> 00:35:09,624
- Lani.
430
00:35:11,833 --> 00:35:13,214
Judy's giving you the show.
431
00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:16,252
She wants you to take over.
432
00:35:21,947 --> 00:35:23,500
- Well, according to Barb,
433
00:35:23,535 --> 00:35:25,606
the collars didn't like me.
434
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,705
- So, make them like you.
- How?
435
00:35:27,740 --> 00:35:28,834
- I don't know, act.
436
00:35:29,368 --> 00:35:30,369
Isn't that what you do?
437
00:35:34,684 --> 00:35:36,893
Barb wants to meet us
at the Tavern at 8:00.
438
00:35:38,757 --> 00:35:39,968
You'll discuss tomorrow's show
439
00:35:40,003 --> 00:35:41,346
and then I'll come and meet you.
440
00:35:43,934 --> 00:35:44,763
Here.
441
00:35:46,868 --> 00:35:48,273
- You know that pussy's old enough
442
00:35:48,307 --> 00:35:49,354
to be your mother's right?
443
00:36:06,267 --> 00:36:10,513
I think we should drink
champagne more often.
444
00:36:40,577 --> 00:36:41,613
Hello?
445
00:36:41,647 --> 00:36:42,855
- I said eight o'clock.
446
00:36:42,890 --> 00:36:44,512
- Yeah, I, I'm on my way.
447
00:36:44,547 --> 00:36:45,444
- Your sister's here.
448
00:36:45,479 --> 00:36:46,514
I didn't know she was coming.
449
00:36:46,549 --> 00:36:47,443
- I'm leaving now, okay?
450
00:36:47,477 --> 00:36:48,240
I'm on my way.
451
00:36:48,275 --> 00:36:49,103
- And Judy?
452
00:36:51,795 --> 00:36:52,624
Hello?
453
00:37:03,393 --> 00:37:04,222
- What'd he say?
454
00:37:04,256 --> 00:37:05,292
- He's on his way.
455
00:37:11,746 --> 00:37:14,439
- What are you doing here?
- Lani called me.
456
00:37:16,164 --> 00:37:17,027
- She left.
457
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:20,479
- What's in the bag?
458
00:37:20,514 --> 00:37:22,343
- Nothing, just some laundry.
459
00:37:25,726 --> 00:37:27,245
- Can you tell her I called?
460
00:37:30,006 --> 00:37:30,834
- Maybe.
461
00:37:51,890 --> 00:37:52,718
Hi.
462
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:55,411
- Where's Judy?
463
00:37:55,445 --> 00:37:56,964
- She can't make it.
464
00:37:58,206 --> 00:38:00,485
Can you move over?
- No, she goes.
465
00:38:05,869 --> 00:38:06,974
- Okay.
466
00:38:10,736 --> 00:38:12,255
- Have fun.
467
00:38:16,604 --> 00:38:18,192
- What is it with you two?
468
00:38:18,226 --> 00:38:19,124
- How do you mean?
469
00:38:20,470 --> 00:38:21,506
- Entitlement.
470
00:38:24,854 --> 00:38:25,682
- Did you eat?
471
00:38:26,925 --> 00:38:27,733
- Fuck you.
472
00:38:27,767 --> 00:38:29,265
You're a child, making me sit here
473
00:38:29,299 --> 00:38:30,411
with your sister all night.
474
00:38:31,654 --> 00:38:33,172
- Well, you could've left.
475
00:38:34,657 --> 00:38:39,662
Why didn't you leave?
476
00:38:42,492 --> 00:38:44,632
Why didn't you leave, Barb?
477
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:49,844
- 'Cause I was waiting for you.
478
00:38:51,984 --> 00:38:54,435
Look, I appreciate what you're doing
479
00:38:54,470 --> 00:38:55,643
or trying to do.
480
00:38:55,678 --> 00:38:58,197
It's not your fault
that Judy won't let go.
481
00:38:58,232 --> 00:39:00,013
It's not your sister's fault either,
482
00:39:00,147 --> 00:39:01,580
but to force me...
483
00:39:15,145 --> 00:39:20,150
- That was beautiful.
484
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:23,464
- My God, you're such a dickhead.
485
00:39:23,499 --> 00:39:25,328
- No, Barbie, come, come on.
486
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:26,881
What are you doing?
487
00:39:26,916 --> 00:39:28,400
Hey.
488
00:39:28,435 --> 00:39:29,815
Come on.
489
00:39:47,764 --> 00:39:49,697
- Okay.
- You wanna buy me a drink?
490
00:39:51,423 --> 00:39:52,251
Okay.
491
00:39:53,839 --> 00:39:56,497
I know people here, so.
492
00:39:56,532 --> 00:39:57,395
- Okay.
493
00:40:41,162 --> 00:40:42,440
Up on the left
494
00:40:42,474 --> 00:40:43,993
is the infamous Bridgehead Mansion,
495
00:40:44,027 --> 00:40:45,822
former home of the late
legendary director,
496
00:40:45,857 --> 00:40:47,410
Igor O'Coolich.
497
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,963
I'm gonna let you guys in
498
00:40:48,998 --> 00:40:51,621
on a little Buddy Fun Bus Tour secret.
499
00:40:51,656 --> 00:40:55,142
The property is apparently on the market
500
00:40:55,176 --> 00:40:57,282
so if you've got, look at this.
501
00:40:57,316 --> 00:41:00,388
It looks like his
grandson, Tod, pulling in.
502
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:02,701
What a treat.
503
00:41:02,736 --> 00:41:06,153
Up next, where George Clooney
takes his dry cleaning.
504
00:41:06,187 --> 00:41:08,224
You guys ready to see that?
505
00:41:58,585 --> 00:42:00,414
- Here, let me give you some light.
506
00:42:03,969 --> 00:42:06,040
- She's not responding.
507
00:42:06,075 --> 00:42:07,697
- That's because she's asleep.
508
00:42:07,732 --> 00:42:09,043
See?
509
00:42:09,078 --> 00:42:10,079
She took some pills.
510
00:42:13,082 --> 00:42:14,566
What, what, hey.
511
00:42:14,601 --> 00:42:15,394
Come on, stop.
512
00:42:15,429 --> 00:42:16,257
You look upset.
513
00:42:19,606 --> 00:42:20,710
She's fine, man.
514
00:42:22,401 --> 00:42:23,195
Really.
515
00:42:23,230 --> 00:42:24,058
She just,
516
00:42:25,059 --> 00:42:26,164
she had a rough night.
517
00:42:28,097 --> 00:42:29,201
Know what that's like?
518
00:42:31,894 --> 00:42:33,551
Have some pills, get knocked out.
519
00:42:37,727 --> 00:42:40,489
What were you doing in here, anyway?
520
00:42:40,924 --> 00:42:42,981
- Can't paint the windows
if they're closed.
521
00:42:43,215 --> 00:42:44,278
- Well just say the word
522
00:42:44,313 --> 00:42:45,355
and we'll get them open.
523
00:42:45,390 --> 00:42:47,254
- Well, I tried to knock
but nobody answered.
524
00:42:47,288 --> 00:42:48,393
- Hey, check this out.
525
00:42:50,015 --> 00:42:50,809
Right?
526
00:42:50,844 --> 00:42:51,638
How sweet is that?
527
00:42:51,672 --> 00:42:52,700
- You threw me a gun?
528
00:42:53,940 --> 00:42:54,882
- It's an antique.
529
00:42:54,917 --> 00:42:57,367
My grandpa brought it over from Russia.
530
00:42:57,402 --> 00:42:59,024
- And why, why would you do that?
531
00:42:59,991 --> 00:43:01,026
- Ever since he died,
532
00:43:01,061 --> 00:43:02,372
she keeps it beside her bed.
533
00:43:02,407 --> 00:43:04,789
I don't know, I guess
it makes her feel safe.
534
00:43:04,823 --> 00:43:06,314
- No, why would you throw me a gun?
535
00:43:06,349 --> 00:43:07,408
I mean, it could've been,
536
00:43:07,443 --> 00:43:08,240
it could be loaded.
537
00:43:08,275 --> 00:43:09,517
- Shit, it could be loaded!
538
00:43:11,243 --> 00:43:13,383
No one's loaded it in years.
539
00:43:14,350 --> 00:43:15,869
- How do you know?
540
00:43:15,903 --> 00:43:16,939
- 'Cause I know Judy.
541
00:43:19,182 --> 00:43:20,114
It's just for show.
542
00:43:37,856 --> 00:43:39,478
You're lucky she likes her pills.
543
00:43:40,928 --> 00:43:42,861
Going in her room like that, uninvited.
544
00:43:45,381 --> 00:43:47,417
Don't let her catch
you doing that again.
545
00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:27,216
- 911, what is your emergency?
546
00:44:27,250 --> 00:44:28,079
Hello?
547
00:44:30,737 --> 00:44:31,876
Are you there?
548
00:44:33,843 --> 00:44:35,431
How can I help you?
549
00:44:37,571 --> 00:44:39,090
Hello?
550
00:45:12,433 --> 00:45:13,538
- Come on in.
551
00:45:21,511 --> 00:45:25,930
- Hey!
552
00:45:52,025 --> 00:45:53,647
- That kick really hurt.
553
00:45:54,993 --> 00:45:56,892
- It's your fault for pulling me in.
554
00:45:58,617 --> 00:45:59,791
- Tell that to my kids
555
00:45:59,826 --> 00:46:01,931
when they come out with two heads.
556
00:46:03,864 --> 00:46:05,452
- Who are you having kids with?
557
00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:08,317
- You.
558
00:46:10,526 --> 00:46:12,804
- I'm serious, it's on my vision board.
559
00:46:12,839 --> 00:46:13,667
- Your what?
560
00:46:15,462 --> 00:46:17,291
What's a vision board?
561
00:46:27,439 --> 00:46:28,924
What is it?
562
00:46:28,958 --> 00:46:30,995
- It's all the things
I hope come true.
563
00:46:32,513 --> 00:46:33,687
Stuff I want this year.
564
00:46:35,344 --> 00:46:36,207
- Have any?
565
00:46:39,279 --> 00:46:40,107
- Some.
566
00:46:41,660 --> 00:46:44,111
This is grandpa and me.
567
00:46:46,907 --> 00:46:48,771
And, uh, see?
568
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:51,981
- What, that's us?
- It could be.
569
00:46:52,016 --> 00:46:54,190
We just need to tape
our faces over theirs.
570
00:46:58,091 --> 00:46:58,919
- Tod!
571
00:47:02,785 --> 00:47:04,925
Tod, it went great.
572
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:06,375
People actually called in today.
573
00:47:06,409 --> 00:47:09,102
- Well, that, that's great!
- I know!
574
00:47:09,136 --> 00:47:09,930
- It is great.
575
00:47:09,965 --> 00:47:11,035
The guys just called.
576
00:47:11,069 --> 00:47:12,543
They want you to come to dinner.
577
00:47:12,577 --> 00:47:13,485
You too, Tod.
578
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:14,762
- Why me?
579
00:47:14,797 --> 00:47:17,282
- To thank you for being so helpful.
580
00:47:17,317 --> 00:47:18,145
Who's this?
581
00:47:21,045 --> 00:47:22,425
- Hallie, this is Barb.
582
00:47:22,460 --> 00:47:23,737
She produces Judy's show.
583
00:47:27,223 --> 00:47:28,052
- Pool warm?
584
00:47:29,432 --> 00:47:30,813
- Yeah.
585
00:47:34,299 --> 00:47:35,404
- Well, I guess we now know
586
00:47:35,438 --> 00:47:37,337
why Lani needed a ride home.
587
00:47:37,371 --> 00:47:38,200
Where's Judy?
588
00:47:43,999 --> 00:47:47,278
- The cops are here.
589
00:47:47,312 --> 00:47:48,141
- For you?
590
00:47:50,453 --> 00:47:52,110
I was just kidding.
591
00:47:52,145 --> 00:47:54,112
What are the cops here for?
592
00:47:54,147 --> 00:47:55,251
What the fu...
593
00:48:01,809 --> 00:48:03,259
Can I help you?
594
00:48:03,294 --> 00:48:05,192
- Is everything okay here, sir?
595
00:48:05,227 --> 00:48:07,298
- Yeah, I think so, why?
596
00:48:07,332 --> 00:48:08,161
- A 911 call.
597
00:48:09,334 --> 00:48:11,405
- I'm sorry.
598
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,476
My, my grandmother's an actress.
599
00:48:13,511 --> 00:48:15,582
As you can imagine, she
can be very dramatic.
600
00:48:15,616 --> 00:48:18,481
She does things like
this to make us worry.
601
00:48:18,516 --> 00:48:19,897
- And is she here?
602
00:48:20,794 --> 00:48:22,002
- Well, that's my point.
603
00:48:22,037 --> 00:48:23,831
She probably made the call and left.
604
00:48:24,971 --> 00:48:26,990
She must've left when
I was in the pool.
605
00:48:27,025 --> 00:48:28,522
The painter might have seen her.
606
00:48:28,657 --> 00:48:29,803
He's got all the best views.
607
00:48:29,837 --> 00:48:30,700
Hey, Jake.
608
00:48:32,771 --> 00:48:34,014
Did you see Judy leave?
609
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:36,948
- No.
610
00:48:38,777 --> 00:48:39,813
- Are you sure?
611
00:48:43,334 --> 00:48:45,508
- Does she have a cell phone?
612
00:48:45,543 --> 00:48:47,407
- Yeah, she does.
613
00:48:47,441 --> 00:48:48,649
It's me, usually.
614
00:48:48,684 --> 00:48:50,175
I handle all her personal affairs.
615
00:48:51,798 --> 00:48:53,654
- Whenever she gets
back, she should call us
616
00:48:53,689 --> 00:48:55,104
so we can mark it as a false alarm.
617
00:48:55,139 --> 00:48:56,623
- Yeah, of course, of course.
618
00:48:56,657 --> 00:48:59,557
And hey, sorry, I'm so
sorry for wasting your time.
619
00:48:59,591 --> 00:49:00,834
- No problem.
620
00:49:00,868 --> 00:49:01,973
- And drive safe.
621
00:49:20,716 --> 00:49:23,029
- Where'd she go?
- How should I know?
622
00:49:24,202 --> 00:49:26,239
- She doesn't tell you
when she's leaving?
623
00:49:26,273 --> 00:49:27,481
- Yeah, usually she has to.
624
00:49:27,516 --> 00:49:29,104
I'm the one that takes her.
625
00:49:29,138 --> 00:49:30,312
I, I don't know.
626
00:49:30,346 --> 00:49:32,003
I guess she, I guess she took a cab.
627
00:49:33,108 --> 00:49:34,523
- Well, we need to find her.
628
00:49:35,662 --> 00:49:37,284
- Maybe she doesn't wanna be found.
629
00:49:39,010 --> 00:49:41,323
- Tod, she has to be at that dinner.
630
00:49:41,357 --> 00:49:43,463
- Well, I bet that's
exactly why she left.
631
00:49:44,636 --> 00:49:46,086
Listen, we were just about to eat.
632
00:49:47,156 --> 00:49:48,433
You wanna join us?
633
00:49:48,468 --> 00:49:49,572
I made sandwiches.
634
00:49:53,783 --> 00:49:54,612
- No.
635
00:49:57,546 --> 00:49:59,341
Enjoy your sandwich.
636
00:50:03,759 --> 00:50:04,587
- What?
637
00:50:06,072 --> 00:50:07,314
I wasn't trying to be mean.
638
00:50:07,349 --> 00:50:09,282
It looks like she doesn't even care.
639
00:50:09,316 --> 00:50:11,870
- I don't believe that.
640
00:50:11,905 --> 00:50:13,079
- This is Judy's life,
641
00:50:13,113 --> 00:50:14,666
and all she thinks about is that show.
642
00:50:17,083 --> 00:50:18,808
- I just think she still likes you.
643
00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:22,881
- Come to dinner.
644
00:50:24,090 --> 00:50:24,952
Be my date.
645
00:50:25,815 --> 00:50:26,885
Um, I'm so sorry.
646
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:27,955
Judy sends her regards.
647
00:50:27,990 --> 00:50:29,026
She couldn't make it.
648
00:50:31,718 --> 00:50:32,581
- Lucky you.
649
00:50:34,514 --> 00:50:36,447
We certainly underestimated
the intelligence
650
00:50:36,481 --> 00:50:38,000
of our audience.
651
00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:39,657
- Who knew that they'd appreciate
652
00:50:39,691 --> 00:50:41,079
a hot girl in a vintage dress.
653
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:43,416
- Instead of a vintage actress.
654
00:50:43,450 --> 00:50:44,593
- Well, we like what we see,
655
00:50:44,627 --> 00:50:46,304
so what we want you to keep doin' it.
656
00:50:46,339 --> 00:50:46,871
- Yeah.
657
00:50:46,905 --> 00:50:48,037
Today's call center numbers
658
00:50:48,072 --> 00:50:49,391
were the best we had in months.
659
00:50:49,425 --> 00:50:50,357
- Yeah.
660
00:50:50,392 --> 00:50:51,669
Which is not saying much,
661
00:50:51,703 --> 00:50:53,740
considering they've been in the toilet.
662
00:50:53,774 --> 00:50:55,535
- Well, key word there being been.
663
00:50:57,123 --> 00:50:59,435
- All I can say is, what
if today was a fluke?
664
00:51:00,471 --> 00:51:02,507
I mean-- - Actually,
665
00:51:04,509 --> 00:51:05,717
- What?
- No, never mind.
666
00:51:05,752 --> 00:51:06,615
Go ahead.
667
00:51:06,649 --> 00:51:07,857
- Spit it out.
668
00:51:07,892 --> 00:51:09,100
- Well, it's just a thought.
669
00:51:09,135 --> 00:51:10,128
- And we like thoughts.
670
00:51:10,163 --> 00:51:10,964
So does Barb.
671
00:51:13,139 --> 00:51:14,864
Especially when they're good ones.
672
00:51:18,144 --> 00:51:20,111
- Well, I think we should be confident
673
00:51:20,146 --> 00:51:21,857
about the fact that this is the start
674
00:51:21,992 --> 00:51:23,114
of something epic and new.
675
00:51:23,149 --> 00:51:25,737
- And it could be.
- No, it is.
676
00:51:25,772 --> 00:51:27,739
- That's the kind of attitude we need
677
00:51:27,774 --> 00:51:29,224
with the.
678
00:51:29,258 --> 00:51:31,674
- And shouldn't Lani have
a say in what she wears?
679
00:51:32,813 --> 00:51:34,425
Still from Judy's closet,
but picked out
680
00:51:34,460 --> 00:51:35,264
by the host herself.
681
00:51:36,472 --> 00:51:37,301
- Tod.
682
00:51:40,062 --> 00:51:41,236
I'm sitting right here.
683
00:51:41,270 --> 00:51:42,892
Who the fuck do you think you are?
684
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:54,801
Sorry.
685
00:51:54,835 --> 00:51:56,216
I'm gonna use the restroom.
686
00:51:56,251 --> 00:51:57,079
Excuse me.
687
00:52:13,233 --> 00:52:14,683
Hello?
688
00:52:14,717 --> 00:52:16,719
No, no, I can't...
689
00:52:16,754 --> 00:52:18,721
I'm sorry, that was
fucking, that was bullshit.
690
00:52:18,756 --> 00:52:20,378
She can't do...
691
00:52:20,413 --> 00:52:21,655
I'm not a fucking child!
692
00:52:21,690 --> 00:52:24,002
Like, no, I'm not coming back.
693
00:52:24,037 --> 00:52:25,763
Can you just, can you call,
694
00:52:25,797 --> 00:52:28,352
call Jacob to give you
a ride or something?
695
00:56:41,121 --> 00:56:44,711
Fuck.
696
00:57:16,950 --> 00:57:18,020
- What are you doing?
697
00:57:20,575 --> 00:57:22,680
- I was looking for the cat.
698
00:57:22,715 --> 00:57:24,924
He, uh, he got out when I left.
699
00:57:30,377 --> 00:57:31,171
Let me get changed.
700
00:57:31,206 --> 00:57:32,345
I'll give you a ride.
701
00:57:32,379 --> 00:57:33,657
- Actually, Tod...
702
00:58:26,710 --> 00:58:27,538
- What's up?
703
00:58:28,712 --> 00:58:30,127
- Your hand on my leg.
704
00:58:31,266 --> 00:58:32,370
You wanted her to see.
705
00:58:35,132 --> 00:58:36,582
- So what if I did?
706
00:58:38,584 --> 00:58:41,241
- I thought you
didn't wanna hurt her feelings.
707
00:58:42,242 --> 00:58:43,071
- Maybe now I do.
708
00:58:47,593 --> 00:58:50,181
- Well, I don't like being used.
709
00:58:50,216 --> 00:58:51,113
- I won't use you.
710
00:58:52,943 --> 00:58:54,323
No being used, no drama.
711
00:58:58,086 --> 00:58:59,674
How about I help you instead?
712
00:59:03,816 --> 00:59:04,989
- Help me how?
713
00:59:38,298 --> 00:59:40,991
- Why do you always
have to perv on my friends?
714
00:59:43,372 --> 00:59:44,201
- Nice choice.
715
00:59:45,064 --> 00:59:46,617
- Yeah, I think so, too.
716
00:59:46,652 --> 00:59:47,929
I mean, you picked it out--
717
00:59:47,963 --> 00:59:49,137
- Fuck!
- What?
718
00:59:49,171 --> 00:59:50,000
- Gardener.
719
00:59:52,243 --> 00:59:53,072
Hi.
720
00:59:54,176 --> 00:59:55,384
You're early.
721
00:59:57,041 --> 00:59:57,904
- Lost some clients.
722
00:59:57,939 --> 01:00:00,458
Is that a problem?
723
01:00:00,493 --> 01:00:01,390
- Not really.
724
01:00:01,425 --> 01:00:02,633
It's just, I have to go.
725
01:00:02,668 --> 01:00:04,497
- Bienl, Eso esta muy bien
726
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:06,672
- No, it's, it's not.
727
01:00:08,570 --> 01:00:09,571
- So then, what?
728
01:00:10,848 --> 01:00:12,816
You want me to come back?
729
01:00:12,850 --> 01:00:14,231
- Is that all right?
730
01:00:14,265 --> 01:00:16,095
- Do I have a choice, señor?
731
01:00:17,959 --> 01:00:20,409
- I guess not, if you don't
wanna lose another client.
732
01:00:22,515 --> 01:00:23,516
- No problem, señor.
733
01:00:39,221 --> 01:00:41,707
- I have to stay.
- What, why?
734
01:00:41,741 --> 01:00:43,191
What happened?
735
01:00:43,225 --> 01:00:46,919
- Until Jacob's done, the
garden can be left alone, okay?
736
01:00:46,953 --> 01:00:49,266
So can you, you can take the car.
737
01:00:49,300 --> 01:00:50,785
Can you drop Hallie off?
738
01:00:50,819 --> 01:00:52,234
And, um, have a great show--
739
01:00:52,269 --> 01:00:54,685
- Yeah, but you're being very weird.
740
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:55,755
- I'm not being weird.
741
01:00:56,929 --> 01:00:57,861
Are you nervous?
742
01:00:58,965 --> 01:00:59,897
Don't be nervous.
743
01:00:59,932 --> 01:01:02,520
Hey, you're gonna be great.
744
01:01:02,555 --> 01:01:04,005
Break a leg, all right?
745
01:01:05,454 --> 01:01:07,008
- Okay.
- Okay, hurry up.
746
01:01:07,042 --> 01:01:08,216
Don't be late.
747
01:04:37,701 --> 01:04:40,290
- Hey, you took my van.
748
01:04:41,532 --> 01:04:42,326
- Do you mind?
749
01:04:42,361 --> 01:04:43,396
I had to be somewhere.
750
01:04:43,431 --> 01:04:44,673
- You should ask.
751
01:04:45,916 --> 01:04:49,609
- I tried, but your headphones.
752
01:04:51,991 --> 01:04:53,993
- How'd you know where
to find the keys?
753
01:05:00,482 --> 01:05:02,933
- Kind of obvious, don't you think?
754
01:05:02,968 --> 01:05:05,246
- No, I don't.
755
01:05:09,422 --> 01:05:10,596
- Well, I'm back now.
756
01:05:11,804 --> 01:05:12,978
If you've got a problem,
757
01:05:13,012 --> 01:05:14,945
you're welcome to take it up with Judy.
758
01:05:17,741 --> 01:05:19,743
- I found this under her bed.
759
01:05:24,196 --> 01:05:25,922
I thought you said it was never loaded.
760
01:05:28,027 --> 01:05:29,132
- I guess I was wrong.
761
01:05:30,996 --> 01:05:31,858
No, keep it.
762
01:05:35,069 --> 01:05:36,725
- What's
with the gloves?
763
01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:40,591
- I like 'em.
764
01:05:40,626 --> 01:05:41,668
Feel like I'm James Hunt.
765
01:05:42,535 --> 01:05:43,629
Do you know James Hunt?
766
01:05:43,663 --> 01:05:44,492
He was very famous.
767
01:05:46,183 --> 01:05:47,426
No, probably not.
768
01:05:47,460 --> 01:05:49,773
Probably too classy for you.
769
01:05:51,982 --> 01:05:53,742
- When's she coming back?
- Who?
770
01:05:53,777 --> 01:05:54,571
- Judy.
771
01:06:08,274 --> 01:06:09,517
I fucking quit.
772
01:06:11,415 --> 01:06:12,347
- You quit?
773
01:06:13,521 --> 01:06:14,971
Who fucking quits?
774
01:06:48,694 --> 01:06:49,522
David.
775
01:06:52,387 --> 01:06:53,216
- Hiya, Tod.
776
01:06:54,527 --> 01:06:55,908
Good to see you.
- Yeah.
777
01:06:57,289 --> 01:06:58,704
- Listen, here's the money.
778
01:06:59,670 --> 01:07:00,575
Do me a favor.
779
01:07:00,609 --> 01:07:02,359
We're gonna be switching
routes next week
780
01:07:02,394 --> 01:07:04,768
so if you could make the drive
up, like, 30 minutes later.
781
01:07:04,803 --> 01:07:05,711
- That would be great.
782
01:07:05,745 --> 01:07:07,368
And listen, hey, if Judy's in the car,
783
01:07:07,402 --> 01:07:09,680
hey, if Judy's in the car
784
01:07:09,715 --> 01:07:10,819
double the money next time.
785
01:07:10,854 --> 01:07:11,682
- Sure.
786
01:07:16,791 --> 01:07:17,619
- Brat.
787
01:07:22,797 --> 01:07:23,936
Them people, I tell ya.
788
01:07:58,143 --> 01:07:59,661
- Detective Rowan.
789
01:08:01,870 --> 01:08:02,699
- Hi.
790
01:08:04,114 --> 01:08:05,978
Thanks for coming.
791
01:08:06,012 --> 01:08:07,600
Come, come right in.
792
01:08:07,635 --> 01:08:09,085
This way.
- Okay.
793
01:09:03,484 --> 01:09:04,933
- What happened to your face?
794
01:09:07,281 --> 01:09:08,109
- It was Jake.
795
01:09:10,491 --> 01:09:11,354
I don't know why.
796
01:09:12,424 --> 01:09:14,426
- You must've done
something to upset him.
797
01:09:16,738 --> 01:09:18,257
- Has he ever hit you?
798
01:09:18,292 --> 01:09:21,571
- No.
799
01:09:21,605 --> 01:09:23,262
He barely even talks.
800
01:09:25,506 --> 01:09:26,679
- He talks to me.
801
01:09:27,542 --> 01:09:29,199
- Only because you hired him.
802
01:09:30,614 --> 01:09:32,789
Other than that, he thinks
you're pretty strange.
803
01:09:36,033 --> 01:09:36,965
- I'm not strange.
804
01:09:38,208 --> 01:09:39,761
- Yes, you are.
805
01:09:39,796 --> 01:09:40,797
You threw him a gun.
806
01:09:43,869 --> 01:09:44,835
- I'm sorry, what?
807
01:09:45,940 --> 01:09:46,872
- Judy's gun.
808
01:09:48,011 --> 01:09:49,875
You threw it at him
and told him to catch.
809
01:09:52,153 --> 01:09:54,845
- Who the fuck plays catch with a gun?
810
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:56,433
- You're so full of shit.
811
01:09:58,124 --> 01:09:58,918
- What the fuck?
812
01:09:58,953 --> 01:09:59,850
How does he even know
813
01:09:59,885 --> 01:10:00,989
that gun exists?
- Tod, Tod.
814
01:10:01,024 --> 01:10:02,536
- Is he going through Judy's stuff?
815
01:10:02,570 --> 01:10:03,199
- Don't.
816
01:10:12,518 --> 01:10:13,347
- Barbara.
817
01:10:16,591 --> 01:10:17,420
Barb.
818
01:10:24,047 --> 01:10:24,875
Barbara.
819
01:10:27,533 --> 01:10:29,570
I need to talk to you.
820
01:10:32,055 --> 01:10:32,883
- So talk.
821
01:10:35,369 --> 01:10:36,473
- Can we go somewhere,
822
01:10:38,130 --> 01:10:39,476
can we go somewhere private?
823
01:10:44,619 --> 01:10:46,690
- What happened to your face?
824
01:10:46,725 --> 01:10:48,209
Somebody get to you before me?
825
01:11:05,261 --> 01:11:06,089
Tod.
826
01:11:13,648 --> 01:11:14,649
- Something's wrong.
827
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:22,208
Something's,
828
01:11:22,243 --> 01:11:23,520
something's wrong.
829
01:11:23,555 --> 01:11:25,073
I don't know, I...
830
01:11:27,559 --> 01:11:29,112
- What?
831
01:11:29,146 --> 01:11:30,286
What happened?
832
01:11:32,564 --> 01:11:33,772
Tod.
833
01:11:33,806 --> 01:11:36,395
- Can I come home with you please?
834
01:11:39,260 --> 01:11:40,468
Can I?
835
01:11:40,503 --> 01:11:43,644
I don't, I just don't
know what's happened.
836
01:11:48,027 --> 01:11:49,063
- Okay, okay.
837
01:11:52,169 --> 01:11:53,516
- I just, I need,
838
01:11:53,550 --> 01:11:56,139
I just need to talk to someone.
839
01:18:03,023 --> 01:18:04,783
- Let's go.
840
01:18:52,348 --> 01:18:54,005
- How did you do it?
841
01:19:08,744 --> 01:19:09,779
- What do you mean?
842
01:19:11,367 --> 01:19:12,851
- Spill the beans, Tod.
843
01:19:14,819 --> 01:19:15,647
- Is it loaded?
844
01:19:23,310 --> 01:19:26,002
- Thought I had all your
little schemes figured out.
845
01:19:28,142 --> 01:19:29,937
- His sperm was inside of her, Lani.
846
01:19:37,048 --> 01:19:38,290
- So she was fucking him.
847
01:19:42,294 --> 01:19:43,468
- Use your imagination.
848
01:19:47,575 --> 01:19:49,819
- Still, you should've told me.
849
01:19:55,445 --> 01:19:57,723
- Mystery is an actor's only friend.
850
01:20:15,672 --> 01:20:17,571
Let's go get that deer.
851
01:21:44,416 --> 01:21:46,073
- What do you think?
852
01:21:50,767 --> 01:21:52,045
- You look good.
853
01:22:00,985 --> 01:22:02,676
- Come on, let's go.55075
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