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I am the Lexx.
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I am the most powerful weapon
of destruction in the two universes.
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I was grown on the Cluster,
which is ruled by His Shadow.
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The food was good there.
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My captain is Stanley Tweedle.
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I blow up planets for him.
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Stanley used to be a security guard class 4
on the Cluster, until he became a fugitive.
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This fugitive wanted,
for immediate termination.
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He is my captain now because he got my
key from heretics who wanted to steal me.
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Take us away from here, take us out past
the frontier, take us someplace better!
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But he was the one who took me away.
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Stan was helped by Zev of B3K.
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She was made into a love slave as punishment
for failing to perform her wifely duties.
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but things went wrong.
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Now she is part Cluster lizard,
so sometimes she is not a nice lady.
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See ya, lover boy!.
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A robot head, 790, got part of the love slave
transformation that was meant for her.
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I will love you forever.
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He is in my crew too.
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Because she is a love slave,
Zev likes men.
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Hi.
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except for Stanley Tweedle. The only other
man on board is Kai, last of the Brunnen G
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but he is dead so he can't make Zev happy.
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2000 years ago, Kai's planet was destroyed by
His Shadow and all of his people were killed.
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They kept Kai's body and
used him as an assassin,
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Who would you like me to kill?
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but he got his memory back from a Divine
Predecessor and then he became part of my crew.
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The Time Prophet said that Kai
would destroy His Shadow's order
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They will be destroyed at
the hands of the Brunnen G.
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But that will be hard because his protoblood is
running out and he must stay inside a very cold box.
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Be certain of your need before
you choose to reanimate me.
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My crew are afraid of His Shadow,
the ruler of the Light Universe.
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My priority must now be
to end this prophecy!
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His Shadow wants me back, and he wants
his Divine Predecessors back too.
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But he especially wants Kai destroyed
because he is afraid of the prophecy.
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Zev, Kai and Stan don't want that.
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They took me beyond His Shadow's reach
through a fractal core into the Dark Zone,
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the universe of evil and chaos.
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Kai!
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And now we are looking for a new home.
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In the Light Universe, I have been darkness.
Perhaps in the Dark Zone, I will be light.
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I am the Time Prophet.
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I have been gifted to see more
or less into the cycles of time.
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I know that in the future past, the Brunnen G civilisation
led humanity to victory in the great Insect Wars.
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I know that centuries later the descendants of the
Brunnen G were exterminated by His Shadow's Divine Order,
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and I know that Kai, the last of his people to die,
had his life taken by His Shadow himself.
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Kai's memory was stolen, and his mindless corpse
was reanimated from time to time by protoblood
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to become an assassin for His Shadow,
and the line of Divine Shadows that followed.
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But after 2000 years Kai regained his memory,and
along with Stanley Tweedle and Zev Bellringer of B3K
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escaped into the Dark Zone.
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His Shadow pursued them, and Kai killed
the body that contained his former master.
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His Shadow's evil essence
returned to the Cluster,
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The Divine Order's seat of power,
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and there, contained inside a still living brain,
the essence awaited the time of the Divine Rebirth,
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a rebirth I fear beyond the Insect Wars.
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But before the Rebirth,
there first came the Cleansing.
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The Cleansing was the feeding of all human life, from
thousands of planets, into the hungry depths of the Cluster.
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It was an unparalleled orgy of death
- the old, the young, the weak, the strong, the willing
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Take me!
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and the unwilling.
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In the execution of this sentence
you are hereby cleansed. Rejoice!
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All were stripped of their flesh,
to feed the Rebirth.
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Upon the death of the last human on
the Cluster,the Cleansing was complete.
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The meat from countless millions of slaughtered souls
was fed into the greedy belly of the Cluster.
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The time of the GigaShadow was at hand.
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Clerics loyal to His Shadow
had long prayed for the Rebirth.
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For them, there was no higher calling than
to be one of the eight chosen to oversee the ritual,
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and now, after thousands of years,
eight were finally called forth.
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But fear of the Divine Order had chilled
the blood of much of humankind,
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and seeds of doubt had taken root
in the most unlikely soil.
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The cleansing is complete.
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Ours is not to question. Ours is not
to understand. Ours is to feed order..
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We worship His Divine Shadow.
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The Rebirth of the
GigaShadow has come.
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Oh Divine, Merciful, Shadow, Oh Divine
Merciful One. Glory to you and the Rebirth.
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Praise for what you will become.
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The glory of the Divine Mystery
takes precedence over a single life.
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We worship His Shadow.
We await His Shadow.
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The GigaShadow is the end,
and it is the beginning.
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First will come the Cleansing,
which will feed the Rebirth.
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The GigaShadow is the
new life beyond order,
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a time of pain and rejoicing
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We await the GigaShadow.
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The GigaShadow is the end and
it is the beginning
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The time is at hand.
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For thousands of years, each Divine Shadow
passed his evil essence onto a human host,
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that in turn became the next His Shadow.
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The rebirth marked the final
passing of the shadow essence.
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His Shadow's brain was to ascend into
an orifice that waited above its pillar.
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Its essence would pass to the GigaShadow,
and the Rebirth would begin.
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I will not fail,
dear Brother Yottskry.
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Better not.
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Brothers, it is our gift that we have been chosen
to bear sacrificial -No! The GigaShadow must not be!
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The key!
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Blasphemer!
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Yes, yes
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Come on then, Yottskry
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I must stop this madness
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What are you waiting for? Move!
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Remove the key!
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Heretic! Stop him!
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The GigaShadow must not
- ah!
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The rebirth must begin
The GigaShadow must live
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Never!
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None of the eight, loyal
or disloyal, survived.
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The rebirth was stopped - for now
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On your stomach, please
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I called him the Taskmaster.
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The Pipe fitter
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The Pump
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- an insatiable mute, who redefined
perpetual motion, ha ha
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Tell me, who was your all
time favourite, Feppo?
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Smoor, I'm getting all misty eyed.
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Stanley, Stanley Tweedle.
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His squeals!
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Will I ever again experience
such beautiful music?
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OK, something sweet, but not too sweet,
but not too rich, sweet though,
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fruity, on the fluffy side of creamy
- but not soggy like last time, crispy on the outside would be nice
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As you wish, Stan
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Stan.
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Stan!
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Way less sulphur taste than yesterday
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I do my best, Stan
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All night by the Zev, Zev
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All night by the Zev I did lie
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As she whispered sweet
nothing to Stanley
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While plunging a fork in his eye!
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All day by the Stan, Stan
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All day by the Stan I rejoiced
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As I manned the controls
of a great machine -
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That peeled off his skin in sheets, and vacuumed out his rancid
guts before shredding his stinking carcass into a cesspool of maggots
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Stan!
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Out of the question.
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We have to get Kai more protoblood
or we'll lose him forever
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Look, of course I want to help, but protoblood
can only be found back at the Cluster.
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So?
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So?! Well, for one thing, we don't know the way back
and we'd have to go through the fractal core again
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790- do you know the way back
through the fractal core?
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It is not a course I would
recommend, bio-mass of beauty.
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Answer
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The fractal core has exactly the
same attributes in both universes.
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We could pass back through it into the Light Zone
by precisely reversing our entry trajectory route.
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Going back to the Cluster is completely crazy.
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If His Divine Shadow's forces
didn't kill us,somebody would!
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It's not on, Zev.
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Besides - and I'm sorry to keep saying this
- Kai is meat in a freezer
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Rotting dead meat.
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I am alive. If you need a man that bad
- here I am.
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Stanley Tweedle, a man - ha!
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Kai
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Kai
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Yo A O. Yo A O Hom Var Ray
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Why are you up from cryo-stasis?
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Because this machine is
no longer functioning.
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Yo A O Hom Var Ray
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I like to hear you sing.
It makes me feel something
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Do not feel too much, for I'll only
be singing for a short time longer
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Your protoblood?
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- is almost expired
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How long?
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I don't know - days. Perhaps hours.
You will know when I stop singing. Yo A O
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Don't you want to live?
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I'm an animated corpse - a mockery
of life. I do not have wants
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I don't care what you are.
I don't want to lose you.
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It's obvious - we have to go back to
the Cluster,to get you more protoblood.
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I have no wish to endanger you or Stan
by undertaking such a voyage.
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What danger? His Shadow is dead.
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His Shadow is alive.
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Alive? How?
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You sliced the top of his
head off, we saw him die.
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You saw his body die
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His brain was not inside.
It still lives
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Yo A Ra Jerum Brunnen G
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But, if he really is alive, shouldn't
you do something about it?
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Doesn't the prophecy motivate you?
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Though I am an integral part of it, the prophecy
will be, or not be, as it is in the cycle of time.
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In any event, I do not
experience motivation.
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Then perhaps someone has
to experience it for you.
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There's no reason why I should trust you, there's no reason for
you to trust me, and basically there's a huge gulf between us.
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There's nothing to gain in that.
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So how are we supposed
to develop a dialogue?
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What type of dialogue are we supposed
to develop, Stanley Tweedle?
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One based on sharing, you know, feelings, thoughts, concerns.
A little communication can go a long way, you know
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We are happy to communicate with
security guard 4th class.
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Formerly class 2.
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In fact, by reaching into the great storehouse of our
all-encompassing knowledge, we have summoned an episode from your past.
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Journey back with us eight and a half
years, security guard. Remember this?
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We're all human, and of course as a man I have certain
desires, so what really is wrong with expressing them?
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What I mean, commander, is, we all know the reputation of the
women on Celes, and here we are with the Celes pleasure transport
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practically next door for the first time this century, and with my job I'm not always a hundred percent busy, so I thought
- why not? you know
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Vessel approaching at 3 quadrant,
identify yourself.
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It's me, assistant deputy backup
courier Stanley Tweedle.
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We're all human, and I
- um, I was just using up my extra time usefully patrolling the perimeter, doing what little I can.
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All vessels to battle stations!
League intruder approaching in 3 quadrant
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No, it's me, Stanley Tweedle, assistant deputy backup courier.
I was just visiting the Celes pleasure transport -
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Divine Shadow upon me!
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Ostral B heretics, come in. This is
assistant deputy backup courier Stanley Tweedle
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I'm low on air and awaiting instructions.
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Ostral B heretics please come in. This is
assistant deputy backup courier Stanley Tweedle.
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awaiting instructions
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This is SubCom Feppo,
Ostral B Sector 245 command
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Tell us where you are, Stanley Tweedle,
and we'll come and say hello
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I'm transmitting my co-ordinates.
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Can't you tell where I am by
my signal, SubCom Feppo?
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Your direct signal is too weak.
We are reconstructing reflections
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How do I know you're the real thing?
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Who else would be way out here
scanning low power signals?
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Mercenaries
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Suffocation is not exactly
a nice way to die
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Tell me Stanley, how often do
ships normally pass this way?
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And aren't we both transmitting on an encrypted stream
I didn't know any mercenaries had access to?
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OK, I buy that
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Thank you, Stanley Tweedle.
And Stanley?
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Yes, SubCom Feppo?
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How do spell sucker?
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Stanley Tweedle, mild by fate
A martyr for his generation
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Sweaty probes were forced into him
Such pain, such humiliation
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But now he's the captain of the Lexx
On an intergalactic tour
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Still he dreams at night
Of the time of his life
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In the playpen of Feppo and Smoor
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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If you desire, I will stay here, where it is cooler.
My body will remain animated for some extended time
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How much time?
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A few hours, at least.
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Kai, I want you to live,
to really live.
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I suggest you consider
modifying your want
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What exactly is protoblood?
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I don't know
228
00:24:54,992 --> 00:24:58,756
How can you not know? It's all that has been
keeping you alive for the last 2000 years
229
00:24:59,589 --> 00:25:06,276
I only know that I was kept in a mortuary below
the hall of the Predecessors with thousands like myself.
230
00:25:07,425 --> 00:25:11,050
There I received protoblood from
a tube in my storage drawer
231
00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:15,077
Since it was so important to you,
weren't you at all curious about it?
232
00:25:15,493 --> 00:25:20,583
As a mindless servant of death for His
Shadow,I was not prone to curiosity
233
00:25:32,974 --> 00:25:37,118
If it were possible to repair the cryogenic
regulator,Kai would have already done so.
234
00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:41,442
There is no point in your attempting it,
as calling you incompetent would qualify as high praise.
235
00:25:41,547 --> 00:25:47,379
You are beyond useless in almost every respect, which is of
course why Zev has no interest in you, sexually or otherwise.
236
00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:49,273
I'm stung
237
00:25:49,822 --> 00:25:56,170
The facts, security guard - Zev, woman of all women,
has a highly accelerated love slave libido.
238
00:25:57,733 --> 00:26:04,756
You are the only living man she has contact with, but has she ever
thought of enlisting you to satisfy her exceptional physical needs?
239
00:26:04,757 --> 00:26:07,208
No. Never. Impossible
240
00:26:08,096 --> 00:26:10,820
Just biding my time, pal,
biding my time.
241
00:26:10,821 --> 00:26:15,535
And when she comes knocking, it's not gonna
be on your door - you don't have the equipment.
242
00:26:15,953 --> 00:26:18,003
I am equipped with love.
243
00:26:19,047 --> 00:26:22,145
I am equipped with a love muscle.
244
00:26:26,577 --> 00:26:28,110
I did it! - Argh!
245
00:26:45,054 --> 00:26:46,283
Let me out
246
00:26:46,284 --> 00:26:47,946
Whatever for!
247
00:26:49,038 --> 00:26:50,506
Let me out!
Die! Die!
248
00:27:02,826 --> 00:27:03,912
Ahh! Get me out!
249
00:27:09,059 --> 00:27:11,227
Stanley. I didn't know you cared
250
00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:14,000
I almost had it fixed. I just
don't have the right equipment
251
00:27:14,001 --> 00:27:15,357
Accurate observation
252
00:27:47,344 --> 00:27:56,234
Stanley, Stanley, oh, he's so manly
Two feet long and Zev she - Huh?
253
00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:04,257
Stanley Tweedle, I want you to use
your hand to get us back to the Cluster
254
00:28:04,258 --> 00:28:06,402
That's called committing suicide.
255
00:28:10,425 --> 00:28:12,360
A Cluster lizard's favourite
food is brains!
256
00:28:12,569 --> 00:28:15,578
I did my best to try and fix
the cryopod! Don't eat me!
257
00:28:15,579 --> 00:28:18,791
We all have to die somewhere,you're going
to die right here Stanley Tweedle.
258
00:28:21,389 --> 00:28:22,699
We are going back!
259
00:28:24,414 --> 00:28:25,745
We can't!
260
00:28:37,412 --> 00:28:38,273
Do you want to hold it?
261
00:28:38,692 --> 00:28:40,313
Yeah, on the end of my fork!
262
00:28:40,627 --> 00:28:43,550
It is a baby
- an innocent.
263
00:28:44,176 --> 00:28:46,970
The egg must have been laid before
we escaped from the Light Universe.
264
00:28:47,284 --> 00:28:52,233
Yeah, well, that's very nice, but I think we
should act sensible here and dispose of it.
265
00:28:52,339 --> 00:28:53,278
Don't you like it, Zev?
266
00:28:53,279 --> 00:28:54,322
No!
267
00:28:54,636 --> 00:28:58,221
I'm surprised. You are part
Cluster lizard yourself.
268
00:29:00,763 --> 00:29:03,384
I was hoping you would help
me think of a name.
269
00:29:03,907 --> 00:29:05,814
If it comes near me, I'll name it.
270
00:29:08,411 --> 00:29:08,917
What?
271
00:29:08,918 --> 00:29:11,971
Squish! Which is exactly what
I'll do to it.
272
00:29:18,753 --> 00:29:20,565
It thinks you're its mother
273
00:29:24,714 --> 00:29:25,935
What is it, Squish?
274
00:29:27,847 --> 00:29:28,604
Hungry?
275
00:29:33,096 --> 00:29:37,193
You can't eat my brain just yet.
I still need it for a little while longer
276
00:29:49,506 --> 00:29:50,147
Get it?
277
00:29:50,148 --> 00:29:53,072
Absolutely not! This is humiliating
278
00:29:53,073 --> 00:29:54,116
You don't say
279
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,655
Do you know what we are?
280
00:29:58,176 --> 00:30:04,126
Yeah - Cluster lizards' favourite food
281
00:30:09,764 --> 00:30:12,495
Kai - are you sure this is going to work?
282
00:30:12,913 --> 00:30:19,096
No - but if it does, we will be better able to access
the memory of the Divine Predecessor who killed me
283
00:30:21,832 --> 00:30:27,204
Let us begin. Let us see what memories
my limited protoblood can display
284
00:30:35,228 --> 00:30:38,907
Once more, from the top
- and with feeling
285
00:30:39,530 --> 00:30:43,770
Stanley Tweedle is a god
A warrior and a gent
286
00:30:43,771 --> 00:30:48,052
We are not fit to suck his feet
Or dine on his excrement
287
00:30:48,193 --> 00:30:52,366
At night we croon by the light of the
moon Of his courage and his creed
288
00:30:52,402 --> 00:30:56,778
Hey ho, there he goes. Oh woe for his
foes Long live the Tweedle seed.
289
00:30:57,092 --> 00:31:04,573
Stanley, Stanley, top of the hero class
Stanley, Stanley, we live to -
290
00:31:06,620 --> 00:31:07,265
Problem?
291
00:31:07,579 --> 00:31:10,258
Indeed. We refuse to continue.
292
00:31:12,975 --> 00:31:18,636
What do you think, Squish?
Is it chompy chompy bite bite time?
293
00:31:20,891 --> 00:31:22,976
All right, you win -
294
00:31:23,859 --> 00:31:29,358
We live to kiss his ass.
295
00:31:31,133 --> 00:31:36,119
Gentlemen - I think we are now
finally developing a dialogue.
296
00:31:40,078 --> 00:31:42,464
Lay your hands on me
297
00:32:53,008 --> 00:32:54,379
What was that?
298
00:32:56,925 --> 00:33:00,607
Many memories, inside me.
299
00:33:02,556 --> 00:33:06,019
His Shadow steals the memories
of all those he kills.
300
00:33:06,333 --> 00:33:09,285
I absorbed those memories
when I regained my own.
301
00:33:14,119 --> 00:33:17,490
It may take time to
find something useful.
302
00:33:25,659 --> 00:33:31,113
You are Barton Tesh - heretic and
criminal disloyal to His Shadow.
303
00:33:32,294 --> 00:33:36,236
I have been instructed
to kill you very slowly
304
00:33:38,599 --> 00:33:40,576
That was not useful
305
00:33:41,203 --> 00:33:48,992
Kai, please - think protoblood
We have to find out where it comes from
306
00:33:48,993 --> 00:33:53,685
The memories - it is difficult
307
00:34:09,785 --> 00:34:11,224
The Time Prophet
308
00:34:12,295 --> 00:34:20,156
Time Prophet
- you foretold that our order would be destroyed at the hand of the Brunnen G, but we destroyed them.
309
00:34:20,575 --> 00:34:22,272
Will we reach our destiny?
310
00:34:22,370 --> 00:34:32,190
As one gifted to see into the old cycles of time, I
should be able to see beyond your order, but I cannot.
311
00:34:32,934 --> 00:34:38,410
I know only that when your time is past,
there will emerge the GigaShadow
312
00:34:38,818 --> 00:34:43,408
it is unclear
313
00:34:44,869 --> 00:34:54,920
I see only a fleeting image of the Insect Wars, but
they were thousands of years past. It is all so hazy.
314
00:34:55,478 --> 00:35:05,834
But even without seeing clearly I sense,
I feel, I fear, the death of all humankind.
315
00:35:14,568 --> 00:35:15,932
Are you His Shadow?
316
00:35:18,007 --> 00:35:24,250
Yes. I am the Divine Shadow
who killed Kai 2000 years ago.
317
00:35:24,460 --> 00:35:27,115
What is protoblood? How is it made?
318
00:35:28,619 --> 00:35:29,762
I do not know
319
00:35:30,493 --> 00:35:35,365
But you provided the protoblood for Kai.
You made him what he is.
320
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,842
Yes.
321
00:35:38,364 --> 00:35:40,205
Then you must know where
it comes from.
322
00:35:41,338 --> 00:35:43,433
It comes from the GigaShadow
323
00:35:45,075 --> 00:35:46,446
What is the GigaShadow?
324
00:35:47,869 --> 00:35:53,218
The GigaShadow is the end,
and it is the beginning.
325
00:35:54,164 --> 00:35:58,974
First will come the Cleansing,
which will feed the Rebirth.
326
00:36:00,423 --> 00:36:05,675
The GigaShadow is the
new life beyond order.
327
00:36:06,649 --> 00:36:12,936
A time of pain and rejoicing.
Our destiny.
328
00:36:12,937 --> 00:36:14,398
But what is it?
329
00:36:14,816 --> 00:36:19,766
The GigaShadow is the end,
and it is the beginning
330
00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:21,879
Tell me what I want to know
331
00:36:22,590 --> 00:36:24,466
The GigaShadow is the end -
332
00:36:24,467 --> 00:36:25,110
Kai.
333
00:36:25,111 --> 00:36:30,559
- and it is the beginning. First will
come the Cleansing,then will begin a new -
334
00:36:43,167 --> 00:36:44,720
We've lost about half.
335
00:36:46,057 --> 00:36:48,375
Therefore my time is reduced by half.
336
00:36:49,132 --> 00:36:51,413
I'm sorry Kai, I'm sorry.
337
00:36:52,846 --> 00:36:56,693
We've lost half your blood,
and we've learned nothing.
338
00:36:57,667 --> 00:37:03,281
I have lost half of my blood, I have lost
half of my time, but we have learned much.
339
00:37:05,156 --> 00:37:10,295
First, that the prophecy
may not be certain,
340
00:37:11,931 --> 00:37:17,578
and second, that the GigaShadow
is something we should fear.
341
00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:28,882
This is Stanley Tweedle, the captain of the Lexx,
the most powerful destructive force in the two universes.
342
00:37:28,883 --> 00:37:31,451
If anybody can hear me, and would
like to make contact -
343
00:37:31,865 --> 00:37:34,994
- please transmit now, we are
monitoring all frequencies
344
00:37:39,114 --> 00:37:40,217
How does it taste?
345
00:37:40,974 --> 00:37:45,664
Meaty - but not as meaty
as you will, Stanley.
346
00:37:48,973 --> 00:37:50,188
I can't help ya
347
00:37:53,715 --> 00:37:55,124
We can't just let him die.
348
00:37:56,064 --> 00:37:58,647
Kai died 2000 years ago!
349
00:37:58,961 --> 00:38:01,034
We have to go back through
the fractal core
350
00:38:01,035 --> 00:38:04,872
we have to go back to the Cluster,
we have to get Kai some new protoblood.
351
00:38:04,873 --> 00:38:09,791
Going back to the Cluster does not mean
that Kai wil live, it means that we all will die
352
00:38:12,518 --> 00:38:15,653
Improbable as it may be,
the security guard has a point.
353
00:38:19,026 --> 00:38:20,194
I don't want to live.
354
00:38:23,004 --> 00:38:25,236
I never wanted to live
355
00:38:32,708 --> 00:38:36,823
I'm making eye water again
- it happens when I feel this way
356
00:38:37,242 --> 00:38:39,799
They're called tears,
didn't you even know that?
357
00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:49,086
I grew up in a box, Stan. My matrons,
my teachers, everyone I ever knew were holograms.
358
00:38:50,755 --> 00:38:53,465
You're the first real people I ever met!
359
00:38:55,712 --> 00:38:56,832
There's a lot I don't know
360
00:38:58,030 --> 00:38:59,432
Well, there's something else
361
00:38:59,953 --> 00:39:00,917
What?
362
00:39:02,393 --> 00:39:05,430
Tears are what happens
when you're in love.
363
00:39:13,534 --> 00:39:17,470
We have to go back through the fractal
core,we have to go back to the Cluster
364
00:39:17,471 --> 00:39:19,261
That's called committing suicide!
365
00:39:19,262 --> 00:39:21,229
We have to get Kai new protoblood,
366
00:39:21,646 --> 00:39:25,226
we have to go back to the Cluster,
we can't just let him die!
367
00:39:25,227 --> 00:39:27,410
We all will die!
368
00:39:31,089 --> 00:39:33,972
Admit it Tweedle. You're a coward
369
00:39:34,911 --> 00:39:38,819
A coward. An arch traitor
and a coward.
370
00:39:49,463 --> 00:39:53,725
Lexx - I've made a decision. We are
going back through the fractal core.
371
00:39:54,564 --> 00:39:56,850
As you command, Stan.
372
00:39:56,851 --> 00:40:02,207
And, from now on, I want to be known as Stanley
the Brave, who risked his skin for his friends!
373
00:40:02,208 --> 00:40:07,176
As you command, Stanley the Brave,
who risked his skin for his friends.
374
00:40:37,934 --> 00:40:40,073
Relax Tweedle, you're all right
375
00:40:40,074 --> 00:40:41,115
We made it, darling
376
00:40:41,116 --> 00:40:42,371
Good work.
377
00:40:43,073 --> 00:40:46,024
Kai? Kai? Talk to me
378
00:40:55,255 --> 00:40:56,627
Protoblood failure.
379
00:41:11,349 --> 00:41:15,877
Say, while you're down there,
why don't you stay down there?
380
00:41:15,878 --> 00:41:21,324
Say, while you're up here, why don't
you contact some old friends?
381
00:41:27,627 --> 00:41:30,556
Mind Squish until I return,
and if I do not -
382
00:41:30,557 --> 00:41:33,093
Kill him, before he gets big
enough to eat you
383
00:41:35,317 --> 00:41:37,284
Are you sure you don't want
to come with us, Stan?
384
00:41:38,328 --> 00:41:41,683
Unlike dead man, I am
experiencing no such motivation
385
00:41:44,286 --> 00:41:47,677
I bet the Cluster would love to see
the famous arch traitor come home
386
00:41:48,619 --> 00:41:51,468
Maybe there's a candle burning for you
outside the protein bank
387
00:41:51,782 --> 00:41:52,512
Blow it out.
388
00:41:53,495 --> 00:41:57,775
Remember - we talk to you,
you don't talk to us
389
00:41:58,298 --> 00:42:00,266
- unless we ask you to,
which we won't
390
00:42:01,564 --> 00:42:04,448
We don't want anyone to find
the Lexx because of your signals
391
00:42:04,867 --> 00:42:06,755
Signals can be tracked, Stan
392
00:42:06,756 --> 00:42:09,487
I know. Good luck
393
00:42:09,488 --> 00:42:11,168
Thanks. Stay put
394
00:42:39,628 --> 00:42:45,231
Lexx, when you eat, can you separate out
the yummy stuff from the nasty indigestible bits?
395
00:42:45,232 --> 00:42:49,660
Yes, Stanley the Perfect,the mighty
and terrible champion of the oppressed
396
00:42:50,157 --> 00:42:53,871
And - unjustly maligned majestical being
397
00:42:53,872 --> 00:42:56,635
And unjustly maligned majestical being
398
00:42:58,209 --> 00:42:59,502
Cool
399
00:43:24,902 --> 00:43:26,857
Come on, baby, come on.
400
00:43:28,005 --> 00:43:30,618
They can't detect us this
close to the surface.
401
00:43:35,527 --> 00:43:39,651
This is customs post KL722468.
402
00:43:40,487 --> 00:43:43,333
Hi. We - we seem to -
403
00:43:43,369 --> 00:43:45,431
This customs post has been cleansed
404
00:43:46,346 --> 00:43:48,809
No problem, we'll check
in at a different one
405
00:43:48,948 --> 00:43:50,806
This customs post has
been cleansed
406
00:43:51,109 --> 00:43:53,275
Right. We'll make sure to -
407
00:43:53,276 --> 00:43:55,607
This customs post - this customs post
Rejoice! - has been cleansed cleansed cleansed
408
00:43:57,522 --> 00:44:05,955
Guilty
- in the execution of this sentence you are hereby cleansed of your crime against the League of 20,000 Planets. May His Merciful Shadow fall upon you
409
00:44:10,989 --> 00:44:12,907
No military patrols
410
00:44:14,279 --> 00:44:15,925
Not a lot of anything
411
00:44:24,070 --> 00:44:25,269
Eyes right
412
00:45:20,158 --> 00:45:21,946
Kai - come back
413
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:36,313
Protoblood failure. I do not
have much time left.
414
00:45:39,771 --> 00:45:40,975
We must hurry.
415
00:46:10,019 --> 00:46:13,289
Zev to Stan - we just landed.
So far so weird.
416
00:46:14,634 --> 00:46:15,843
I'll keep you posted.
417
00:46:17,914 --> 00:46:19,571
Lexx, I have a question.
418
00:46:19,885 --> 00:46:26,047
If I want to transmit something, does it have to go out over
all frequencies, or can I select a specific band?
419
00:46:26,257 --> 00:46:35,090
I am able to transmit on any frequency band you choose,
Stanley the legendary all powerful space stud man
420
00:46:35,613 --> 00:46:40,566
I select the upper five nano
quanto range frequencies
421
00:46:41,350 --> 00:46:45,661
This is Stanley Tweedle.
That's right, the Stanley Tweedle
422
00:46:45,951 --> 00:46:48,011
Maybe you heard I was a traitor
423
00:46:48,638 --> 00:46:55,084
Maybe you're aware I was once an assistant
deputy backup courier for the Ostral B heretics.
424
00:46:55,294 --> 00:47:01,256
and that on one mission in particular I got a little
side-tracked when His Shadow attacked -
425
00:47:08,297 --> 00:47:11,887
It's our favourite frequency
426
00:47:19,143 --> 00:47:29,697
amino acid codes that certain Sub Nebula mercenaries found
in my tooth were used to destroy a hundred Reform planets
427
00:47:30,115 --> 00:47:33,485
- although it was actually only 94.
428
00:47:34,796 --> 00:47:43,546
None of that matters now, you know why? Because I now command the
Lexx, the most powerful destructive force in the two universes.
429
00:47:43,547 --> 00:47:52,648
I can take you out just like that. Don't believe me?
Come on. I'll be right here waiting. Ha ha
430
00:48:45,549 --> 00:48:46,645
The Cleansing.
431
00:48:52,086 --> 00:48:53,386
Not long dead.
432
00:48:57,063 --> 00:49:01,308
Welcome friends. Welcome to
the end of everything.
433
00:49:02,039 --> 00:49:06,156
Though I can command the heavens
and urge comets to change their course,
434
00:49:06,262 --> 00:49:12,931
all this is nothing next to your grace,
your wisdom, and the glory that lives in your eyes
435
00:49:13,765 --> 00:49:15,048
Divine Shadow?
436
00:49:15,153 --> 00:49:16,092
Yes.
437
00:49:17,545 --> 00:49:19,267
You don't look very good.
438
00:49:19,581 --> 00:49:24,097
And I could not be happier,
for I am free.
439
00:49:26,710 --> 00:49:27,923
I don't understand.
440
00:49:27,924 --> 00:49:36,707
As a result of the fall the evil section of my brain was destroyed.
Only my poet half remains. I am at peace.
441
00:49:36,916 --> 00:49:37,751
Kill it.
442
00:49:37,752 --> 00:49:40,923
Fair lady, would you
care to hear a sonnet?
443
00:49:40,924 --> 00:49:41,968
Pass
444
00:49:42,616 --> 00:49:43,875
What happened here?
445
00:49:44,501 --> 00:49:46,471
An assassination attempt
446
00:49:46,472 --> 00:49:50,463
Some rebel clerics found a way
to make my pillar descend.
447
00:49:50,464 --> 00:49:54,114
Good for them, I say
- not at the time, of course, but -
448
00:49:54,115 --> 00:49:55,470
Squish!
449
00:49:57,426 --> 00:49:58,336
Bad lizard
450
00:50:01,774 --> 00:50:07,966
You should have let it kill me. Let it end my
suffering for the pain I inflicted on all humanity
451
00:50:07,967 --> 00:50:12,456
I will fulfil your desire,
by fulfilling the prophecy
452
00:50:12,979 --> 00:50:15,575
Do it Kai - end the Divine Order
453
00:50:15,576 --> 00:50:21,202
Last of the Brunnen G, I ask not to be
spared,only to be forgiven. Grant me that
454
00:50:21,219 --> 00:50:26,022
He destroyed your planet.
He destroyed you. He deserves nothing
455
00:50:27,663 --> 00:50:29,205
I beg you
456
00:50:29,682 --> 00:50:30,730
Get rid of him
457
00:50:32,336 --> 00:50:35,595
I cannot stop you. I am helpless
458
00:50:36,188 --> 00:50:37,554
What is the GigaShadow?
459
00:50:38,690 --> 00:50:42,181
The GigaShadow is the end,
and it is the beginning.
460
00:50:42,808 --> 00:50:46,409
First will come the Cleansing,
which will feed the Rebirth
461
00:50:46,828 --> 00:50:49,807
The GigaShadow is
the new life beyond order
462
00:50:50,226 --> 00:50:56,316
Whatever the GigaShadow is to be,
it likely cannot be without you
463
00:50:57,791 --> 00:51:00,830
The prophecy demands to be fulfilled
464
00:51:23,119 --> 00:51:25,136
He knew nothing of
the GigaShadow either
465
00:51:28,337 --> 00:51:31,992
We will go to the mortuary
now, for protoblood
466
00:51:32,838 --> 00:51:39,058
Kai - it's over. The prophecy is fulfilled.
467
00:51:40,319 --> 00:51:44,886
The last of the Brunnen G has destroyed
the Divine Order. How does it feel?
468
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:56,201
It feels - it feels
- I have no feeling for it
469
00:53:33,815 --> 00:53:35,156
Is this the mortuary?
470
00:53:35,157 --> 00:53:38,337
My home, for 2000 years
471
00:53:39,381 --> 00:53:46,275
These drawers contained myself and thousands of other assassins
like me, all kept in a state of living death by protoblood
472
00:53:49,273 --> 00:53:51,457
Looks like all my undead
comrades have taken a walk
473
00:53:51,563 --> 00:53:52,501
Where to?
474
00:53:52,503 --> 00:53:54,904
They have been cleansed,
I assume
475
00:53:58,416 --> 00:53:59,773
The tubes are dry
476
00:53:59,774 --> 00:54:01,493
So, what do we do?
477
00:54:03,175 --> 00:54:07,783
Follow the tubes to the source
of protoblood, wherever that is.
478
00:54:10,031 --> 00:54:16,026
Stan - Zev. Stan, it looks like we might take
a little longer than we hoped. Sit tight
479
00:54:16,882 --> 00:54:21,517
Stan, this is Zev. Stan, this is Zev
480
00:54:21,727 --> 00:54:24,196
Stan - there's a big celebration
on the Cluster.
481
00:54:25,094 --> 00:54:31,393
We've encountered some people, rebels, who tell us
His Shadow is dead. Looks like the good guys won, Stan
482
00:54:31,394 --> 00:54:37,409
Oh, and don't be surprised if you encounter some
returning refugees - help them out if you can
483
00:54:37,921 --> 00:54:42,575
Also, best to maintain radio
silence, just in case. Zev out
484
00:54:45,188 --> 00:54:46,634
Anything you say
485
00:55:28,815 --> 00:55:37,550
I gave Kai my memories, but you, cleric, are weak.
You will transport my essence to its destiny
486
00:55:37,655 --> 00:55:38,594
No!
487
00:56:04,342 --> 00:56:06,145
You are mine
488
00:56:06,147 --> 00:56:10,428
No, no, I'm not yours
489
00:56:11,161 --> 00:56:16,007
I will not be possessed by you.
I'm Yottskry, I'm Yottskry
490
00:56:17,393 --> 00:56:19,338
I have my own mind
491
00:56:20,203 --> 00:56:22,866
But I control you.
492
00:56:28,108 --> 00:56:30,807
No. I've fought you before,
and I'll fight you again
493
00:56:32,737 --> 00:56:34,863
You will lose
494
00:57:01,339 --> 00:57:03,443
Ahh!
Are you all right?
495
00:57:03,862 --> 00:57:04,486
Yes.
496
00:57:05,735 --> 00:57:06,738
What is this?
497
00:57:14,252 --> 00:57:15,214
Is it protoblood?
498
00:57:16,154 --> 00:57:16,933
No.
499
00:57:22,297 --> 00:57:23,272
Then what is it?
500
00:57:23,273 --> 00:57:27,085
Trouble - because unlike me,
everything you see here is alive
501
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:30,864
Get out. Leave me alone
Get out of my mind!
502
00:57:30,955 --> 00:57:34,280
You must bend to my will.
Do as I command
503
00:57:34,281 --> 00:57:35,800
I'm not His Shadow!
504
00:57:35,802 --> 00:57:38,342
You are me. I am you.
505
00:57:38,550 --> 00:57:39,385
Never!
506
00:57:41,342 --> 00:57:43,372
Protoblood is distributed
from here
507
00:57:45,810 --> 00:57:46,755
- empty
508
00:57:48,079 --> 00:57:51,333
We have to keep looking.
We must be close
509
00:57:51,711 --> 00:57:54,814
Perhaps - but I have
little time, Zev
510
00:57:57,707 --> 00:58:01,973
All right. Time to die,
Divine Shadow
511
00:58:13,648 --> 00:58:16,020
You are already dead, ha ha ha!
512
00:58:19,148 --> 00:58:21,233
It is only I who am alive ha ha ha!
513
00:58:50,154 --> 00:58:51,441
We saw him before.
514
00:58:52,448 --> 00:58:55,233
He was dead. He is the
one you turned over
515
00:58:55,234 --> 00:58:59,235
He's getting stronger.
I can't hold him back
516
00:59:04,684 --> 00:59:08,115
Kai, you must kill me.
517
00:59:09,647 --> 00:59:11,801
I am possessed by His Shadow
518
00:59:19,322 --> 00:59:21,653
He's trying to move, somewhere
519
00:59:22,278 --> 00:59:23,426
Where?
520
00:59:27,946 --> 00:59:32,045
Please, somehow you must
kill His Shadow
521
00:59:33,871 --> 00:59:35,545
You must kill me
522
00:59:37,375 --> 00:59:38,805
Where is he trying to go?
523
00:59:39,119 --> 00:59:42,752
To the GigaShadow.
You must stop him.
524
00:59:43,593 --> 00:59:44,900
What is the GigaShadow?
525
00:59:50,318 --> 00:59:51,058
Tell me
526
01:00:03,612 --> 01:00:05,307
How did he come back to life?
527
01:00:06,184 --> 01:00:08,330
Some form of protoblood, I suspect
528
01:00:09,948 --> 01:00:13,506
The yellow stuff
- on the floor by the dead clerics
529
01:00:14,665 --> 01:00:17,083
And protoblood comes from
the GigaShadow
530
01:00:18,059 --> 01:00:20,551
So let's go back up and get some
531
01:00:20,656 --> 01:00:25,165
Yes - we must find the Giga-
532
01:00:27,870 --> 01:00:30,244
No! Kai!
533
01:00:33,374 --> 01:00:34,461
Out of blood. Zev
534
01:00:35,985 --> 01:00:43,265
- go back to Stan. Use the Lexx
to destroy the Cluster
535
01:00:48,178 --> 01:00:50,982
Farewell Zev, my -
536
01:00:53,249 --> 01:00:56,361
Kai, come back
537
01:00:57,480 --> 01:01:00,421
Kai, come back
538
01:01:01,361 --> 01:01:06,431
Kai, Kai, Kai!
539
01:01:31,756 --> 01:01:37,209
Situation deteriorating quickly
540
01:01:40,503 --> 01:01:43,471
Others all dead.
541
01:01:47,841 --> 01:01:55,716
I estimate I only have forty
minutes of oxygen supply left
542
01:01:56,787 --> 01:02:05,173
How long do you think it will
take you to reach me? Over
543
01:02:05,615 --> 01:02:09,611
Vessel, this is Captain Stanley Tweedle,
commander of the Lexx
544
01:02:10,299 --> 01:02:14,625
I, um, I accidentally received your
transmission,are you in trouble?
545
01:02:15,594 --> 01:02:21,284
Oh no - my signal's been intercepted
546
01:02:22,351 --> 01:02:26,911
Hold on, hold on, wait, look,
come in, I can help. Come in!
547
01:02:27,733 --> 01:02:29,914
Lexx, did you get a location
fix on that transmission?
548
01:02:30,541 --> 01:02:34,748
I did, Stanley the stunner,
makes love like no other
549
01:02:49,367 --> 01:02:54,771
I defy thee, I defy thee,
I defy thee!
550
01:03:00,212 --> 01:03:02,010
What fresh hell is this?
551
01:03:15,954 --> 01:03:19,123
My Rebirth has begun
552
01:03:41,598 --> 01:03:45,041
I don't need your help
553
01:03:45,730 --> 01:03:47,665
You're running out
of oxygen, correct?
554
01:03:48,181 --> 01:03:52,067
I've been there, it's something I
would not wish on my worst enemy
555
01:03:53,726 --> 01:04:00,072
How do I know you're not working
for the Divine Order?
556
01:04:00,282 --> 01:04:02,328
Sometimes you just have
to go on trust
557
01:04:03,300 --> 01:04:04,584
I don't think so
558
01:04:08,172 --> 01:04:15,000
I don't know what to believe
anymore. Oh, oh, oh -
559
01:04:16,645 --> 01:04:17,860
What's up?
560
01:04:21,174 --> 01:04:22,243
Oh, oh - oxygen!
561
01:04:22,245 --> 01:04:23,494
Hold on!
562
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:49,280
Hang on - I brought you
a suit, and oxygen
563
01:04:53,227 --> 01:04:55,536
I don't know what
to believe anymore
564
01:05:08,773 --> 01:05:11,218
Stanley Tweedle.
565
01:05:13,744 --> 01:05:16,122
- the lesson continues
566
01:06:25,237 --> 01:06:26,671
Find your mother
567
01:06:37,089 --> 01:06:38,058
Zev.
568
01:06:39,581 --> 01:06:42,796
Zev! Bliss to the power of bliss
times bliss! I live again.
569
01:06:43,787 --> 01:06:44,765
What's wrong?
570
01:06:45,683 --> 01:06:48,636
He's gone. Kai is dead
571
01:06:48,637 --> 01:06:51,195
Listen - something's happening
to the Cluster
572
01:06:57,534 --> 01:07:00,352
Maybe it's a lost cause,
but there's something I have to do
573
01:07:00,648 --> 01:07:03,366
Zev, please, we must
flee this planetoid!
574
01:07:55,402 --> 01:07:58,551
The cleansing is not complete
575
01:08:14,967 --> 01:08:18,579
Zev!
576
01:08:21,178 --> 01:08:22,377
Hurry!
577
01:08:55,131 --> 01:09:01,655
Stan - Zev. Listen very carefully.
Bring the Lexx to the Cluster right now
578
01:09:02,274 --> 01:09:07,024
We have to try to rescue Kai,then
use the Lexx to destroy the Cluster.
579
01:09:07,419 --> 01:09:09,101
We have to blow it up
580
01:09:10,461 --> 01:09:18,450
Well, geez lady, that sounds like a really
fun idea,but I'm afraid there's a little snag.
581
01:09:19,423 --> 01:09:26,929
You see, it's like this. Mr Tweedle is,
er, somewhat indisposed..
582
01:09:31,054 --> 01:09:39,650
In fact, by the time we are done with his puffy pink body,
it will be a lot more puffy and a lot less pink
583
01:09:41,133 --> 01:09:43,341
Squeal for the people.
584
01:09:46,235 --> 01:09:54,910
Squeal, squeal, squeal!
585
01:09:54,946 --> 01:09:57,197
There is justice in this universe
586
01:10:57,143 --> 01:10:58,040
Good lizard
587
01:11:31,253 --> 01:11:34,242
OK, Squish
- let's find the GigaShadow
588
01:11:53,948 --> 01:11:56,121
Have you solved the puzzle, human?
589
01:11:57,322 --> 01:12:01,158
No matter. You cannot stop me now
590
01:12:02,797 --> 01:12:05,491
Yes you can. He's vulnerable
591
01:12:06,882 --> 01:12:08,065
Where are you?
592
01:12:08,969 --> 01:12:12,988
I'm inside the GigaShadow.
You're inside the GigaShadow
593
01:12:14,959 --> 01:12:17,869
Find me. Please, find the brain
594
01:12:21,175 --> 01:12:25,297
You're too late Kai - much too late
595
01:12:25,651 --> 01:12:26,669
We shall see
596
01:12:31,386 --> 01:12:33,036
What's your favourite food?
597
01:12:37,309 --> 01:12:40,475
Find me. Please, find the brain
598
01:12:44,736 --> 01:12:55,344
I am the GigaShadow, and you, Kai, are nothing
but a microbe inside me, infecting my system
599
01:13:00,425 --> 01:13:06,825
I will extinguish you - and, cleric
- you cannot help him
600
01:13:24,442 --> 01:13:28,752
790- We can't leave without Kai
601
01:13:31,821 --> 01:13:34,235
No sign of the dead one,
sweet one
602
01:14:02,999 --> 01:14:06,322
That, dearest, would
be the GigaShadow
603
01:14:07,886 --> 01:14:08,718
Right
604
01:14:09,067 --> 01:14:12,063
I suggest we vacate
this area immediately
605
01:14:22,558 --> 01:14:24,656
Die, Brunnen G!
606
01:14:28,536 --> 01:14:30,918
You cannot help him
607
01:14:30,919 --> 01:14:33,916
Yes! I can and I will!
608
01:14:36,983 --> 01:14:41,289
Die! Die!
609
01:14:43,103 --> 01:14:45,640
I will free him
610
01:14:53,136 --> 01:14:53,980
Thank you
611
01:14:54,916 --> 01:15:00,516
Hurry, Kai. I'm losing,
losing strength
612
01:15:02,147 --> 01:15:04,223
And I am gaining
613
01:15:04,661 --> 01:15:06,889
Go - find the brain
614
01:15:08,242 --> 01:15:14,661
Unfortunately there is no habitable planet, asteroid,
moon or space station within the range of this vessel.
615
01:15:14,975 --> 01:15:17,438
There is absolutely nowhere
for us to go.
616
01:15:19,711 --> 01:15:20,577
Zev, darling?
617
01:15:21,397 --> 01:15:21,829
Yes?
618
01:15:22,902 --> 01:15:27,166
Our oxygen will be gone and you'll
be dead in 11 hours and 7 minutes,
619
01:15:27,689 --> 01:15:34,539
but my power pack will keep me going for 309 years,
so I will use that time to recite an epic poem about you.
620
01:15:34,540 --> 01:15:35,894
Shall I begin?
621
01:15:37,570 --> 01:15:45,867
Zev, my love, you have expired But robot head
is hot and wired Your fragrant corpse, cold and
622
01:15:46,181 --> 01:15:49,784
Zev? Zev?
623
01:15:53,677 --> 01:15:55,373
Stan. Zev.
624
01:15:57,942 --> 01:16:01,287
You were right.
We shouldn't have come
625
01:16:03,383 --> 01:16:08,258
I don't know what to say,
except, except -
626
01:16:09,170 --> 01:16:11,913
Just get out of the way, will ya,
I need a clear shot!
627
01:16:38,256 --> 01:16:39,009
Fire!
628
01:16:57,367 --> 01:16:58,955
Yes!
629
01:17:27,957 --> 01:17:30,640
Lexx, what are you doing? Hit
it with everything you got!
630
01:17:30,641 --> 01:17:36,984
I did, Stanley the fearless warrior god swooping down
from on high to protect the weak and innocent
631
01:17:36,985 --> 01:17:37,944
Well, OK - hit it again
632
01:18:09,497 --> 01:18:15,374
Zev, love - I believe the GigaShadow is a
large angry insect, and I fear it is just waking up.
633
01:18:16,892 --> 01:18:20,898
Yes, Kai, yes - you're almost there
634
01:18:21,003 --> 01:18:22,702
Squish - which way?
635
01:18:27,275 --> 01:18:30,621
You're here, Kai.
Fulfil the prophecy
636
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:37,436
No, cleric. Kai is close,
but he will never arrive
637
01:18:45,418 --> 01:18:47,225
I can't fight any longer
638
01:18:54,967 --> 01:18:56,308
Begone!
639
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:14,858
Find the brain
640
01:19:24,606 --> 01:19:26,892
Darling, it is not important
to me, but -
641
01:19:26,893 --> 01:19:28,038
What?
642
01:19:28,724 --> 01:19:29,671
To your right
643
01:19:33,887 --> 01:19:34,796
Kai
644
01:19:37,921 --> 01:19:41,089
Lexx - turn around, we're gonna
pick up the dead guy
645
01:20:05,928 --> 01:20:06,770
How did you manage to -
646
01:20:06,771 --> 01:20:09,276
No time - Lexx, take us
to the fractal core
647
01:20:09,277 --> 01:20:12,629
Lexx - fractal core, now - go!
648
01:20:17,361 --> 01:20:22,952
Stupid humans. Your entire
species is mine.
649
01:20:30,969 --> 01:20:33,163
Its velocity has surpassed the Lexx
650
01:20:33,165 --> 01:20:34,899
Is there no way to fight it?
651
01:20:34,900 --> 01:20:38,220
No. It has become too powerful
during its millennia of dormancy
652
01:20:45,584 --> 01:20:47,743
So even if we lead it through
the fractal core -
653
01:20:47,953 --> 01:20:49,687
The GigaShadow cannot follow.
654
01:20:50,038 --> 01:20:52,257
Its positive mass is too large
for it to pass through.
655
01:20:52,753 --> 01:20:56,506
It would combine with the fractal core's anti-mass
and the two would cancel each other out
656
01:20:56,507 --> 01:20:57,548
It can't follow us?
657
01:20:57,758 --> 01:20:58,480
No.
658
01:20:58,898 --> 01:21:03,208
Perfect. OK, Lexx - faster,
as fast as you can go
659
01:21:03,209 --> 01:21:09,656
As you request, Stanley the fearless warrior god
swooping down from on high to protect the weak and innocent.
660
01:21:09,657 --> 01:21:13,255
mastermind of the downfall of
the shining star of the cosmos
661
01:21:13,256 --> 01:21:17,216
Stan, Stan, only Stan!
662
01:22:08,189 --> 01:22:08,607
Yes!
663
01:22:23,705 --> 01:22:24,854
Ouch!
664
01:22:37,181 --> 01:22:43,954
I imagine the GigaShadow's priority
will be to end the prophecy. To end me
665
01:22:45,670 --> 01:22:48,405
But the GigaShadow cannot come
through the fractal core
666
01:23:06,036 --> 01:23:07,516
Run
Wait for me!
667
01:23:09,412 --> 01:23:15,028
GigaShadow, this is our
time of rejoicing.
668
01:23:15,106 --> 01:23:17,253
No, it is your time of pain.
669
01:23:17,672 --> 01:23:21,475
You are no longer needed,
human vessels of my essence.
670
01:23:35,864 --> 01:23:36,177
Come on
671
01:23:38,579 --> 01:23:40,022
What's it, what's it!
672
01:23:58,488 --> 01:24:01,480
It's over. We have no hope
673
01:24:01,481 --> 01:24:06,010
We have hope - one small hope
674
01:24:24,151 --> 01:24:27,949
The victory of your ancestors
was not complete
675
01:24:31,161 --> 01:24:33,965
You are a survivor of
the Insect civilisation.
676
01:24:34,630 --> 01:24:37,389
Yes, last of the Brunnen G.
677
01:24:38,599 --> 01:24:41,242
I passed on my essence to humans,
678
01:24:41,451 --> 01:24:48,799
rightly believing that I would be more
successful using humans to defeat themselves.
679
01:24:49,843 --> 01:24:58,196
Yours has been an enslaved species,
working tirelessly to achieve my Rebirth
680
01:24:58,909 --> 01:25:06,162
The Divine Insect Order beings.
The insects will rule again..
681
01:25:06,684 --> 01:25:11,923
I bid you extinction. the time
has come. Ha ha ha!
682
01:25:27,991 --> 01:25:29,269
That's my baby
683
01:26:24,182 --> 01:26:29,480
Oh look, Nubbleguck
- tasty treats
684
01:26:31,661 --> 01:26:36,401
Yum yum - give me some
685
01:26:52,416 --> 01:26:54,391
Why are you smiling?
686
01:26:55,018 --> 01:27:00,047
I'm smiling because I transmitted
on your frequency on purpose.
687
01:27:01,405 --> 01:27:05,003
I'm smiling because
it's dinner time
688
01:27:07,208 --> 01:27:12,859
And then, following Captain Stanley's
carefully constructed plan exactly,
689
01:27:13,519 --> 01:27:17,625
the Lexx cruised on over
to Feppo and Smoor's
690
01:27:20,898 --> 01:27:23,586
and ate it right up,
691
01:27:26,166 --> 01:27:33,967
and then it separated out the essential Tweedle
from the indigestible Sub Nebula mercenaries, ha ha!
692
01:27:35,546 --> 01:27:38,569
I knew what they'd do and
I did them one better
693
01:27:40,157 --> 01:27:42,007
How did you know that they
would come after you?
694
01:27:43,532 --> 01:27:49,428
Captain Stan just intentionally broadcast
over frequency bands they monitor
695
01:27:50,154 --> 01:27:52,495
So, guys - where do we go from here?
696
01:27:55,595 --> 01:27:58,075
I once suggested that you find
yourselves a home
697
01:27:59,353 --> 01:28:00,161
And now?
698
01:28:01,918 --> 01:28:07,010
And now that the fractal core is
destroyed,stranding us in the Dark Zone,
699
01:28:07,839 --> 01:28:13,726
and since I have a new supply of
protoblood,let us find ourselves a home
700
01:28:16,082 --> 01:28:17,224
Sounds good to me.
701
01:28:17,754 --> 01:28:18,268
Stan?
702
01:28:20,354 --> 01:28:23,910
OK, Lexx - find us a home
703
01:28:24,015 --> 01:28:29,695
As you request
- Stan, Stan, only Stan.
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