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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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I can't believe you roped me
into helping you babysit
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your nieces and nephews
'til 4:00.
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-[CHOMPS]
-[GRUNTS] That's it!
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I gotta get some fresh air.
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Sheesh. One more second
in there and I was gonna go...
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Bonkers? [YELPS]
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[TOYS CLATTERING]
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[GROANS] I'm so bored.
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[CRASHES]
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Finally, my best
friend is here.
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Doesn't look like much.
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Hey, pal,
you can't just take
someone as your hostage
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and expect them
to be your best friend.
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-On the contrary, I can.
-[BEEPS]
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[SLAMMING]
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SECURITY: Premises are secure.
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Wow. Hey, best friend.
Love your room.
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Super cool. [STRAINING]
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I can't tell you how long
I've been looking
forward to this.
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[THUMPS]
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[WEAKLY] I'm good.
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All right, tell you what.
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I'll be the best friend you've
always wanted until 4:00.
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You'll do everything I say?
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Everything. 'Til four.
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It's 1:00 now,
that gives us three hours.
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Okay. Deal.
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Go.
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Go... What?
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Ugh, you're exhausting!
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Entertain me.
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-A best friend doesn't...
-Entertain me.
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Look, I need music,
a stage, a spot...
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Light.
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[WHISPERS] Entertain me.
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♪ I'm gonna lay down
my heavy load, yeah
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♪ Down by the river side, yeah
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-♪ Down by the river
-Wait. Wait, wait a minute
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-[MUSIC STOPS]
-Yeah?
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Lame.
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[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING]
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Too 80's.
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-[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
-Parkour. Parkour. Parkour.
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[THUMPS]
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Maybe you should
take an improv class.
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You know, when you're
friends with someone,
you connect with each other.
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-Fine. Let's play tag.
-Great.
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-[SLAPS]
-Tag. You're it.
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-[MUTTERS] Fine.
-No tag backs.
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Let's play some baseball.
America's pastime.
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I'm ready. Throw me the ball.
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Okay, kid, here comes
the old pepper.
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-Right down the old alleyway.
-[SMASHES]
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Bad throw.
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You didn't even
move your mitt.
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You gotta work
with me here, kid.
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Here comes the high heat!
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-[SMASHES]
-Bad throw again.
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For this to work,
you have to at least
try to catch the ball.
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-You make me catch it.
-[SIGHS]
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This spoiled,
good for nothing...
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All right, kid, here comes
the spicy mustard!
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-[ZOOMS]
-[THUDS]
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Great catch. By me.
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Now make me throw it back.
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All right.
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Okay! Here's a little
ball on that pepper.
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Right down
the mustard hallway.
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You're saying it wrong.
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You say it right for me, then.
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You know what? Forget it.
It's fine.
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-[ZOOMS]
-Nice throw.
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-[ZOOMS]
-Nice catch.
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-[ZOOMS]
-Nice throw. Nice catch.
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Nice throw. Nice catch.
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Nice throw. Nice catch.
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Nice throw. Nice catch.
Nice throw. Nice catch.
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Stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.
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I feel like
you're just phoning it in.
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Look, pal,
playing requires two people.
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Forget it. I'm tired.
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-I don't want to play anymore.
-[THUMPS]
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Put this away.
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[MUTTERING]
Gotta be kidding me.
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The kid can't even
pick up his own toys.
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Well, the good thing
about baseball
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is that it always
eats up a lot of time...
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[GROANS] 1:05!
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How is that even possible?
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I'm hungry.
Make me some mac and cheese.
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Fine.
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Here you go, kid.
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-[SPLATS]
-Too cheesy.
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[GROANS]
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[GRUNTING]
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How about now?
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-Too mac-y.
-[BOWL CLATTERS]
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-Too yellow.
-[BOWL CLATTERS]
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-Too bland.
-[BOWL CLATTERS]
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-Too al dente.
-[BOWL CLATTERS]
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-Okay, mister.
-[MURMURING]
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I'm going to make
you the greatest mac
and cheese ever.
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[SHOUTING] And you're
gonna love it.
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[CACKLES]
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Oh, my...
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It's immaculate in cheese.
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Okay, kid.
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Get ready to bow down
in humble adoration.
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-[CRASHES]
-I'm not hungry anymore.
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I slaved over that culinary
creation for over an hour!
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More like
two minutes, actually.
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BOY: We still get
to play for hours.
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What is going on around here?
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How is it even possible
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that we've been doing
all these activities together
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and that clock that's
right next to you...
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Oh.
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Okay.
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I'm off to find something
else for us to do
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with my back
completely turned.
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Walking out of the room.
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Yes, out of the room.
Not turning back.
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Not doing it.
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-A-ha!
-[CLATTERING]
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You keep moving
the clock back!
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I did everything you asked.
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I entertained you.
I made mac and cheese.
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I played ball with you.
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And you cheated. That's not
what friends do to each other.
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[MUFFLED] I'm sorry.
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I just wanted someone
to play with me.
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What'd you say?
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I just wanted a friend.
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-Someone I could hang around.
-[KEYPAD BEEPING]
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You can go now.
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Don't feel bad, kid.
I got an idea.
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You know, babysitting
is actually pretty fun
after all.
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-[CHITTERING]
-[GIGGLING]
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BOY: They're biting me!
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NARRATOR: America, 1805.
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President Elmer Fudd had only
been in office a few months
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before he realized
he had a problem.
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Porky, I realized
I have a problem.
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Well, Mr. President,
I'm ready to help out
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[STAMMERING] in any way
I... I can... I'm able.
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We used to have a map
of our entire country.
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But I was eating lunch
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and spilled marinara sauce
all over it.
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And now it's ruined.
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Therefore, I need
you to venture forth
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and look for the ocean.
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This is a very
dangerous mission.
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And only the bravest,
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the most rugged frontiersman
can handle the task.
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-Are you that explorer?
-[SQUEAKS]
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[STAMMERING] You...
You... You be...
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Did somebody say, "Explorer"?
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Whoo-hoo!
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Allow me to introduce myself.
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Daffy Duck. World famous
explorer at your service.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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I thought it was just
gonna be the pig.
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The two of you can partner up
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and find the Northwest
Passage together.
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Hold on there, Mount Baldie.
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I work alone, catch my drift?
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Sorry, Mr. Duck,
but I need you
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to take an official
government representative.
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And Porky here is official?
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How did you know my name?
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"Porky" is your name?
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Listen, buster.
Just stay out of my way.
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You might just well
learn something.
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Let the exploring begin!
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Um, excuse me, chum.
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Could you point me
to the exit?
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The fate of the United
States of America
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is in the hands
of those two nincompoops?
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NARRATOR: And so
the nincompoops
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begin their journey
across the rocky terrain.
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Pick up the pace, boys.
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-We've got exploring to do!
-[CRASHES]
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Some knucklehead
put a mountain here.
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Why don't we
take that shortcut?
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Oh, sure. Great idea.
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-[CRASHING]
-For a Yankee.
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Come on. Greatness awaits!
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I always wanted
to climb a precipice.
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Huzzah!
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Hey, what's the hold up?
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[STRAINING]
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[GROANS]
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Okay. One quick boost,
pork rind.
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How's that for teamwork,
pork chop?
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What about the mule?
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Right.
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-[WIND BLOWING]
-[SHOUTS]
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-[PORKY GRUNTING]
-What the...
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[WOOSHING]
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Hey!
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-[SIGHS]
-Now don't move.
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-[PORKY GRUNTING]
-Oh, for Pete's sake.
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-[GRUNTING]
-Fine. I get it.
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[DAFFY HUFFING]
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[SIGHS] Well,
it's all downhill from here.
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Nuts.
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[GASPING]
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I told you we should
have taken the shortcut.
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Well, Pigahontas,
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how we gonna get across this
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treacherous section
of the river?
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I'm not going to cross it.
I'm going around it.
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A real explorer doesn't
go around.
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He forges across.
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-[CRASHING]
-[SCREAMS]
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[WHIMPERS]
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Uh, I guess I'll
gently wade to shore.
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-Stop panicking.
-[SLAPPING]
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-I'll save you.
-[SLAPPING CONTINUES]
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You're going to make it.
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[STAMMERING] Our mule!
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[EXHALES]
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A real explorer doesn't need
supplies or a mule.
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All he needs is fire.
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And, fortunately,
I know how to make one.
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Watch and learn.
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-[CLACKING]
-Uh... But, Mr. Duck...
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Zip it, ham slice!
I need to concentrate.
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[STRAINING]
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[PANTING]
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[SIGHING]
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It's getting so dark
I can barely see.
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[MUTTERING]
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[EXCLAIMS] The pig is right!
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We have no mule,
no food, no supplies.
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The light.
I'm going towards the light.
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I'm going towards the...
You started a campfire?
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I tried to tell you
I had some extra matches.
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I have to be honest, Mr. Duck,
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I don't think
you're a very good explorer.
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Tell me how you really feel.
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I am!
You're not a good explorer.
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If you've got something to say
just say it to my face.
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[SHOUTING] You're not
a good explorer!
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So what are you trying
to imply here?
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[EXCLAIMS] From now on,
you go your way and I go mine.
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-Fine.
-Fine.
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[BOTH MUTTERING]
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Hey! You're exploring
my way, bub.
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-No, you're exploring...
-[BOTH SCREAMING]
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Ha! I discovered this nest.
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-[SHRIEKING]
-I discovered this eagle.
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-[BOTH SHOUTING]
-I discovered this bear.
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00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:30,630
[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Look at her.
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00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:34,938
She's gorgeous.
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00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:36,679
[STAMMERING] What a body...
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00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:38,115
Of water.
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00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:40,683
We did it! We actually did it.
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00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,337
You're too late, gentlemen.
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00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:45,296
He already forged a direct
route to the west.
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00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,472
-BOTH: The pack mule?
-That's right.
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00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:50,388
In fact, we're gonna name
the ocean after him.
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NARRATOR: We owe
a great thanks
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for our beloved
waters of the west
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to the greatest frontiersmen
who ever lived.
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Me. Pacifico the mule.
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