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[instrumental music]
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Bye, honey. Have fun in school.
I'll miss you.
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Okay, I think I got everything
I need for school.
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I got the notebooks,
the day runner
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seventy-five function
calculator.
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How 'bout you, honey?
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I got a bag full of M&M's
and a Gameboy.
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[chuckles]
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- Goodbye.
- 'Bye. Bye, bye, bye.'
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Okay, now, Lilly,
I'll tell you the best thing
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about the first day of class
is they give you
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a whole new box of crayons.
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Crayons?
Dad, we have computers.
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I get to make my own webpage.
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My first day at school,
I made my own sock puppet.
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Okay, honey, smile!
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[camera clicks]
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[horn honking]
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- That's my bus!
- Oh, uh, J.T.?
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Son, take your sister
out to the bus.
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- Dad, I'm still eating.
- Yeah!
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You're always still eating.
Take her with you.
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[groans]
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- Come on, Lilly.
- Okay.
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- Bye, mom.
- I'm gonna miss you so much.
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Bye-bye, bye, bye, bye.
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- Okay, okay.
- Bye, bye, bye.
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- Guys, bye.
- Bye, bye.
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[Frank chuckles]
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- Whoa.
- Oh.
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Am I gonna break
some hearts or what?
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You look so beautiful, Karen.
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I know.
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- Mom? Photo?
- Huh! Oh, right.
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Okay.
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[camera clicks]
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Oh, I can't believe my baby
is going off to college.
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It just seems like yesterday
you were sitting on the floor
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playing with my cosmetic bag
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trying on all of mommy's makeup.
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Carol, that was yesterday.
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[horn honking]
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Oh, there's my ride.
See you later.
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Karen, Karen, Karen,
Karen, Karen.
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I love you.
I love you so much.
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I love you,
I'm gonna missyou!
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Uh, mom, let go.
You're wrinkling my rayon.
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[gasps]
Oh, sorry.
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- Okay, sweetheart, bye-bye.
- Okay.
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Have a good day.
I love you and I'll miss you.
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Call me. I'll be waiting
by the phone.
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[sighs]
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- Honey, did you hear that?
- Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
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It's just a little back up
on the breakfast sausage.
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Not that. The silence
that the kids are all gone.
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I mean, soon they'll be
gone for good.
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Then, what are we gonna do?
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Well, I don't know about you,
but..
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...I'm gonna run around naked
with my underwear on my head
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singin' "Free At Last."
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Well, I don't feel
that way at all.
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I mean, Lilly's now
in the first grade
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and Mark and Allen
are in high school.
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And Dana, J.T.
and now Karen are in college.
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I mean, it's all
going by so fast.
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Oh, come on now, honey,
I mean, listen between your kids
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and my kids and Lilly
for the past seven years
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we've been up to our
eyeballs in kids.
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I mean, why don't you take
advantage of the fact
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they're not gonna be around.
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Find something
that really interests you
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and just sort of
throw yourself into it.
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Ooh!
We could have another baby.
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Don't throw yourself
into that, okay?
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[theme music]
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over
a different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall
the stronger we stay ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Hi, I'm looking
for Karen Foster.
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Oh! Who isn't?
She's over there.
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Hi, honey.
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Mom, what are you doing here?
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Well, I've been thinking about
this for a couple of days
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and I have decided
that I'm going to college too.
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Isn't that wonderful?
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No! You're my mother.
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You shouldn't be going
to college with me.
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Oh, look, I know this seems
little awkward at first
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but before long you'll just see
me as another student.
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Excuse me, could you move so I
could sit next to my daughter?
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- Thank you.
- Mom!
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[sighs]
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We're still havin' lunch, right?
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- Yeah.
- Great! Where are we eating?
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[instrumental music]
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Karen!
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Mother, will you stop
following me?
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I'm not.
I'm in your next class.
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You're in two of my classes?
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Actually, five.
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Karen!
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[Dana]
I don't know why I even bother
to look at my grades.
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I always get the same thing.
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A, A plus.
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A plus-plus, hmm.
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Man, I can't believe
they gave us a pop quiz
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like that without
any warning.
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- Huh!
- Rich.
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Pop quiz,
it's supposed to be a surprise.
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Honey, you know, I love
that you know these things.
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Hey, hey, look at this,
top of the class.
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"Foster, A."
Some things never change.
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Yay! Let's see what I got.
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"Halke, C." Yes!
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Be it all, that I can be.
Yes!
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Wait, you're actually
happy about a C?
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Well, yes!
C is good, C is average.
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C is a...smile.
Turned out inside.
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Ooh! Free puppet show!
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Rich, don't you think
that maybe
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you should aim
a little higher?
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Why?
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So that you could learn more
and get better grades.
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You know, challenge yourself.
Grow.
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Well, you know, I have a very
simple philosophy about that.
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You always aim low and you'll
never be disappointed.
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Wait, so,
that's your life plan?
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To just aim low
and be average?
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Well, yeah, that and uh..
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get a big screen TV.
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Big.
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Rich, listen very carefully.
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I have spent my life
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striving for excellence
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pushing myself
to achieve goals
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working day and night
to reach my highest potential.
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Tsk. Honey, no wonder
you're so cranky all the time.
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I think it would be
really good for you
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and our relationship..
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...if you tried
a little harder in school.
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In fact, why don't we
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study together
for tomorrow's test?
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Oh! Okay.
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Alright, I-I give, I give,
I give, I.. God!
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I knew you would see it my way.
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[chuckles]
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[instrumental music]
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- Frank!
- Oh, yeah, honey.
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I am excited and
I have youto thank for it.
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- Mm-mm.
- Wow!
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- Mm.
- Mm-mm.
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Hey, you're more than welcome
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if you are talkin'
about last night.
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[chuckles]
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I'll dress up
like Burt Reynolds any day.
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Hair on, hair off,
hair on, hair off.
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- Well, that was great.
- Yeah, buddy!
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- But that's not it.
- Huh?
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I enrolled in college today.
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College?
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That wouldn't be the same
college our kids are going to?
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Well, now that you mentioned
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I guess I did see Karen
there couple of times.
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[sighing]
Well, what uh,
what class are you takin'?
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- Uh, Psychology..
- Ah..
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Yeah, and English, American
History, Philosophy, and..
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- Near Eastern Studies.
- Near Eastern Studies?
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Carol, that is
a full course load.
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And if I remember correctly
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it is Karen's
full course load.
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I know, I know
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that way we can share books
and save money.
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- Isn't that great?
- No, honey, come here.
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Carol, listen, I know you're
feeling a little separation
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from the kids,
but going to college
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with Karen is insane.
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Well, you told me to do it.
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- I told you?
- Yes.
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You said find something
I really care about
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and just throw myself into it.
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Yeah, but I meant like,
flower arranging or folk dancing
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or macrame,
not stalking your daughter.
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I am notstalking
my daughter.
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I understand
she needs her freedom.
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I'm willing to give her
all the room she needs.
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Now, if you will excuse me,
I have to go upstairs
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and pick out her
outfit for tomorrow.
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[instrumental music]
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"Name the four major time spans
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in the Earth's history?"
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- Four major--
- Without looking.
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It's okay, I know this.
I know this.
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First one
is the Precambrian Era.
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Ha! Very good!
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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And the, um,
the second one is the, um..
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...the-the dinosaur era.
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Followed shortly
by the dead dinosaur era.
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And then after that
was the disco era. That's right.
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You know what, Rich,
I'm getting tired of this now.
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I'm killing myself here
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trying to help you study
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and you're just foolin' around.
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I know you're doing
such a good job.
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Chill, I'm just kidding.
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Did anyone ever tell you
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that you have just
the most perfect ears?
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I mean, look at 'em,
they're not too big
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not too small,
not too waxy.
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You see,
this is the problem with you.
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You never take
anything seriously.
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[scoffs]
Dana, I-I don't know
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how you can say that, I mean..
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I'm being very serious
with you right now.
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I mean, look at me.
This is me being serious.
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That's not funny.
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It's a little funny.
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Rich, you're impossible.
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If this is the way you're gonna
be for the rest of your life
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I don't know that we have
much of a future together.
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, roomie, check it out.
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I just made the mother
of all food raids
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on dad's fridge. Ha-ha-ha!
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I used my new shopping coat.
Check it out, man.
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We're gonna chow down tonight.
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I'm not in the mood.
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[laughs]
You will be
when you see this ham.
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Check it out.
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- No, thanks.
- No?
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Well, how about salami?
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J.T., man,
I don't want anything.
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I think Dana just dumped me
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'cause I'm getting lousy grades.
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That's not fair.
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She knew you were stupid
when she started dating you.
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- Yeah.
- 'Yeah.'
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Rich, come here, buddy.
Let me talk to you for a second.
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You're my bud. Come on.
Come here.
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Look, Rich..
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...I'm a sensitive guy.
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I know it's tough
to get dumped
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and I feel your pain.
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But, Rich,
there's only one thing to do.
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Get over it, man!
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This could be the best thing
that ever happened to you.
252
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:01,590
- How do you figure?
- Because..
253
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,026
Now you can spend
more time with me.
254
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,419
We can do all the things
we used to do.
255
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:07,117
Party, hang, pig-out.
256
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:09,206
Look, just 'cause
your girlfriend's away
257
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,339
doesn't mean that
I don't wanna be with Dana.
258
00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:13,733
Rich, just forget about her.
259
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,561
Guys like us,
we don't need women.
260
00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:20,348
We'll make our own fun.
Check it out.
261
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:21,566
Two spoons..
262
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,961
...a jar of peanut butter..
263
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,355
...and a solid hour of
"Xena, The Warrior Princess."
264
00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:28,443
We're set, man.
265
00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:31,054
I've a feeling
tonight's the night
266
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,621
she outgrows
her breast plate.
267
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:38,714
[J.T. grunting]
268
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,415
See ya.
269
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,205
Ride that horse, Xena.
Ride it.
270
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:56,123
[instrumental music]
271
00:12:58,125 --> 00:13:00,431
[indistinct chatter]
272
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,521
Yoo-hoo, Karen.
273
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:06,655
Hi, I'm a transfer
from Dr. Adler's class.
274
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:12,530
Sweetheart, why didn't you tell
me you were transferring?
275
00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:14,881
Gee, it must have
slipped my mind.
276
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:17,535
Today we're going to examine
chapter two
277
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,581
on our early
childhood development.
278
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,670
The focus of our
discussion will be
279
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:24,978
child's attachment
to security objects.
280
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:27,894
Can, uh, anyone give me
an example of this?
281
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,591
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
- Yes.
282
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:33,203
Hi, my name is Carol Lambert
283
00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:35,640
and I have the cutest story
about my daughter here, Karen
284
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:36,990
when she was a little baby.
285
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,426
Oh, God, no.
286
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,645
Anyway, she had this
little washcloth
287
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:43,213
with this adorable,
little mouse on it.
288
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,780
Mom, I'm begging you.
289
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:48,871
Oh, sweetheart, it's nothing
to be ashamed of.
290
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,091
Anyway, she had
this little washcloth
291
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,135
and there was
a little mouse on it
292
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:54,094
so we nicknamed it "Mousy."
293
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:55,835
But Karen, she didn't have
all her teeth yet
294
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:57,401
so she called it "Mouthy."
295
00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:58,663
[laughs]
296
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,317
Mouthy, Mouthy, Mouthy.
297
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:01,797
[laughs]
298
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,755
She took Mouthy everywhere
299
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,366
when she slept,
when she ate.
300
00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:06,758
She even went tinkle
301
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,630
with little Mouthy
when she went to the potty.
302
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,153
[laughs]
Remember? Where..
303
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,589
'Karen, where are you going?'
304
00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:12,895
Into therapy!
305
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:17,465
[instrumental music]
306
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:25,908
Well, well, well!
Look who's here.
307
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:30,260
Joe Average,
Mr. Mediocre
308
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:31,566
Remedial Rich.
309
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:36,876
You comin' to watch them
post your usual C?
310
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,965
God, I hope I don't get a C.
311
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,315
Pulled an all-nighter.
312
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:44,492
Rich, I don't think it qualifies
as an all-nighter
313
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:46,363
to sit around
with J.T. watching
314
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,713
a woman slay dragons
in her bra.
315
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:53,544
Dana, I wasn't with J.T.
last night, alright?
316
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:54,763
I thought about what you said
317
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,983
and I realized
that you were right.
318
00:14:57,070 --> 00:15:00,334
So I...took my books,
headed off to the library
319
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,727
and I've been studying
until 4:00 a.m.
320
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:05,817
You really did study
in the library all night?
321
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,819
Yes, I did
and you know what?
322
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,910
I even used a highlighter
for the first time.
323
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,737
Yellow on my hands
to prove it.
324
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,263
You highlighted for me?
325
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,309
I highlighted for us.
326
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,659
[chuckles]
Oh, baby..
327
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:24,532
- Oh, now don't get too excited.
- Oh..
328
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,055
Okay, you can get
a little excited.
329
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:27,665
[chuckling]
330
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,929
Listen, I was so wiped
from studying all night
331
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,235
and I'm so upset
about our fight
332
00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,498
that I don't think
I did well at all.
333
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,500
Rich, I don't care
334
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:39,112
what grade you got
on the test, okay?
335
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:40,678
What's important to me is that
336
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:43,855
you took something seriously
337
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,770
and you worked so hard.
338
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,207
And that shows me
339
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:50,166
that you really care
about our future.
340
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,472
See?
341
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:56,303
Okay, everybody.
342
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,740
Read 'em and weep.
343
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,350
I know I did.
344
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,877
[sighing]
Okay.
345
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:12,449
[sighs]
346
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,669
Rich Halke.
347
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:17,541
Rich Halke.
Halke. Halke..
348
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,415
A. Ha-ha! I got an A.
349
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:24,026
[laughs]
I got an..
350
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,550
What the hell kinda
sick joke is this?
351
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,036
It's not a joke.
352
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:35,995
You studied
and you got a good grade.
353
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,300
That's usually
how it works.
354
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,824
- I got an A. Yay!
- That's my baby.
355
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,479
Baby, let's see what you got.
Let's see what you got.
356
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:43,959
Dana Foster, uh..
357
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:46,788
Dana Foster.
358
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:50,357
B.
359
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,795
B?
360
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,231
Let me see that!
361
00:16:57,407 --> 00:17:00,149
B? This stinks!
362
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:06,025
[sighs]
Dana. Dana, Dana, Dana.
363
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,591
B, you know I..
364
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:10,333
- I am shocked and appalled.
- Don't go there.
365
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:13,380
I mean, I'm a very
ambitious person.
366
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,296
I strive for excellence
and you know..
367
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:19,951
You keep slackin' off
like this, missy
368
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,345
I'm afraid we're not gonna have
much of a future together.
369
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:36,098
What do you think now?
370
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,231
Huh, I think, uh..
371
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:39,754
[clears throat]
372
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,364
...we need to go home and, uh..
373
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:42,626
...pull an all-nighter.
374
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:46,674
[instrumental music]
375
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,201
[thud]
376
00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:56,292
O-ow!
377
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,468
Oh, you think you're in pain?
378
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,905
Try having your mother
tell your entire class
379
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:03,299
about your
potty training habits.
380
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,694
She told them about Mouthy?
381
00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:11,220
Yes.
382
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,743
So, excuse me,
I'm going upstairs
383
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:16,399
to take my mascara off
and cry my eyes out.
384
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:26,583
[thud]
385
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:29,456
[Carol sighs]
386
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:33,199
[exhales]
I am so upset!
387
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:36,115
- Ow! Honey--
- Oh, not now, Frank.
388
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:37,812
I'm not in the mood.
389
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:43,470
Karen says
I'm ruining her life.
390
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:46,473
Really? Well, let's just take
a look at it, shall we? Um..
391
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,084
She's 18.
She's going to college.
392
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,391
She's trying real hard
to be an adult, and..
393
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:54,176
every time she turns around
her mommy's there.
394
00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:57,397
[imitates buzzer]
Survey says,
you're ruining her life.
395
00:18:57,484 --> 00:19:01,009
Oh, thanks a lot, Frank.
Take her side.
396
00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:03,794
Honey, I'm not takin'
anybody's side here.
397
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:06,188
I'm trying to be
objective, okay?
398
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,885
I mean, how would you
feel it, uh
399
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:10,410
i-if your mother
went to college with you, huh?
400
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:11,672
Oh, well, that's different.
401
00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:14,327
I mean, my mom was a mom-mom.
402
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:15,937
I am a different
kind of a mom.
403
00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:18,461
You know,
kind of a...cool mom.
404
00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:22,639
Kind of a hip mom,
sort of a groovy kind of mom.
405
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,512
[thud]
406
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,471
I'll prove it to you. Al.
407
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:31,257
How would you feel
if I went to school with you?
408
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,302
Horrified, humiliated
and nauseous.
409
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:39,917
Well?
410
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:42,877
Would you, uh, like me to check
with some of the other kids?
411
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,748
No, no, you're right.
412
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,315
Karen's right.
You're all right.
413
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,839
I'm a clingy, overbearing
414
00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:50,450
nightmare of a mother.
415
00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:53,017
But I can't help it.
416
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:55,629
It seems like just yesterday
I was holding Karen in my arms
417
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,587
then I blinked
and she went off to college
418
00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,154
and I'm afraid
if I blink again
419
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:01,417
she's gonna be gone forever.
They're all gonna be gone.
420
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:04,464
Listen, honey, I know
it's hard for you, but..
421
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,117
...that's what it's like
to be a parent.
422
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,729
I mean, you invest
all your time and love
423
00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:10,470
and energy
into raising your kids
424
00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:12,820
and if you do your job
exactly right
425
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,474
they grow up
and leave you.
426
00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:15,779
They have to?
427
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,216
I mean, why can't
we all live here forever
428
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:18,304
like "The Waltons?"
429
00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:19,479
[laughs]
430
00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:21,002
Okay.
431
00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:24,440
Even John-Boy
moved away eventually.
432
00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:26,486
Listen, honey,
I know how you feel.
433
00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:28,183
But I also want you to know
that I think
434
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,446
you are the most
wonderful mother
435
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:32,231
in the whole world.
436
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,885
But part of being
a good mother
437
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,496
is knowing when to let go.
438
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:37,845
Yeah.
439
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:39,803
Guess I better go upstairs
and apologize.
440
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,675
Yeah, you know what, why don't
you do yourself a favor
441
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:44,547
and apologize tomorrow?
442
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:46,941
I think Karen's pretty well
had it with you today.
443
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,424
Aah..
444
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:57,212
[instrumental music]
445
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,695
I love shopping late at night.
446
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:04,524
It's less crowded.
447
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:09,920
Okay, let's see
what we got today.
448
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:12,793
Ooh, lovely, mm..
449
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,405
Jell-O, I love it.
I love Jell-O.
450
00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:20,279
Honey, yes! Lots of honey!
Lots of honey, lots..
451
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:23,543
'Cottage cheese.
Hey, gotta get that.'
452
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:25,196
'Eggs, yes, we love eggs too.'
453
00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:28,025
We love eggs, hm.
454
00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:30,680
That should do it. Alright.
455
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:32,943
[Frank coughing]
456
00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:36,033
Oh, hello, J.T.
What's happening?
457
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,557
Oh, nothin', nothin'.
458
00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:39,733
I certainly
wasn't stealing any food.
459
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:45,260
Oh, I know, son, I trust you.
You're a good kid.
460
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:48,176
As a matter of fact,
how about a hug?
461
00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:52,572
Uh-huh..
462
00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:55,314
No thanks, dad.
I-I'm a little too old for that.
463
00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:56,793
- I'm just not into it.
- J.T.
464
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,056
- Uh-huh.
- I want a hug.
465
00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:00,275
Ooh.
466
00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:03,844
Just like the old days.
467
00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:05,149
[J.T. groans]
468
00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:13,549
Clean up on aisle three.
469
00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:18,902
[instrumental music]
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