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[ Whinnying ]
WHOA, WILBUR, HERE I GO!
[ Laughs ]
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I'M RUNNING PRETTY GOOD
NOW,
AND I'M GONNA TAKE A
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JUMP, AND...
OH, I GOT WINGS,
AND I'M FLYING! OH!
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TRI-STAR PICTURES,
WHERE ANYTHING CAN
HAPPEN.
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* COME WITH ME
MY LOVE
TO THE SEA
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* [ Woman Singing Along ]
TO... TO THE SEA
THE SEA OF LOVE
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* OH
I WANT TO TELL YOU
HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
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* [ Woman, Harmonizing ]
LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU, I DO
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* BOM, BOM, BOM
DO YOU REMEMBER
WHEN WE MET
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* THAT'S THE DAY
I KNEW YOU WERE MY PET
I WANT TO TELL YOU
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* HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
[ Woman ]
I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU
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* BOM-BOM-BOM-BOM
COME WITH ME
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* OOOH, WITH ME.
TO THE SEA
[ Woman Giggles ]
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* OF LOVE
[ Woman Sighs ]
MMM. *
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IS YOUR DIAPHRAGM IN?
MM-HMM.
MMM.
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OKAY. NOW, LET ME SEE
IF I GOT THIS STRAIGHT.
UH, SANTA CLAUS IS REAL,
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BUT GHOSTS AREN'T REAL.
COWBOYS ARE REAL, BUT,
UM,
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WITCHES AREN'T REAL.
DINOSAURS AREN'T REAL,
AND MONSTERS USED TO BE
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REAL.
OR WAS IT THE OTHER WAY
AROUND?
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I GOTTA LISTEN
A LITTLE BIT MORE.
I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE
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IT'S DARK DOESN'T MEAN
MONSTERS ARE COMIN' OUT.
THESE ARE JUST MY TOYS...
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THE SAME TOYS THAT...
I'M SURE THAT'S...I DON'T
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REMEMBER IT HAVING
BATTERIES,
BUT I'M SURE THAT'S FINE.
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I'M SURE THAT THERE'S
A... OH...
OH MY GOD!
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MONSTERS!
[ Roaring, Laughing ]
THERE'S MONSTERS IN MY
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ROOM!
MAYBE I SHOULD GET
UNDER THE COVERS NOW.
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YEAH. I'LL JUST...
[ Roars, Laughs ]
-[Growls]
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-[Screams]
I HAVE TO GET THAT.
NO, HE WON'T STOP.
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HE'LL STOP. ALL RIGHT.
-HELP! MONSTERS!
-I'LL DO IT, OKAY?
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OKAY.
NO, NO. NO, DON'T READ
YOUR ACCOUNTING
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-MAGAZINES.
-WHY NOT?
-'CAUSE IT GETS YOU
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-OUT OF THE MOOD.
-MONSTERS! MONSTERS!
-OKAY? ALL RIGHT.
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OKAY.
YOU BEHAVE.
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OKAY, MIKE. I'M COMIN'.
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-MONSTERS!
-MONSTERS? WHERE?
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THERE'S NO MONSTERS.
LOOK, SEE?
DO YOU SEE ANY MONSTERS?
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WELL, YEAH.
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I THINK IT WAS POPEYE.
YEAH, HE WAS THE ONE WHO
DID IT.
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[Imitating Popeye]
WHY, OF ALL THE THINGS...
I'LL TAKE THAT GUMBY,
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AND I'LL KNOCK HIM
FROM HERE TO KINGDOM
COME,
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-I TELL YA.
[ Chuckling ]
-I THINK MY DADDY LIKES
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-THESE TOYS MORE THAN I
DO.
-WHO ELSE? PEE-WEE?
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NO.
[ Imitates Pee-Wee ]
HA. HA-HA-HA. HA.
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I WONDER IF HE'S GONNA DO
THE FLYIN' TURD GAG NOW.
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WATCH OUT, MIKEY,
IT'S A FLYIN' TURD. OW!
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-GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.
YOU'RE SO CRAZY.
-I'LL JUST TUCK MYSELF IN.
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-IS THAT GOOD?
-WHY DID I CALL YOU IN HERE?
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[ Snoring ]
AW, COME ON, MOLLIE.
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I TOLD YOU NOT TO READ
THIS.
NOW, GET UP.
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-COME ON. GET UP, HONEY.
-OH, I CAN'T.
-WHY? OH, COME ON.
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I JUST GOT HIM TO GO TO
SLEEP.
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WE NEVER GET TO DO IT
ANYMORE.
PLEASE.
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PLEASE GET UP, HONEY.
[ Groans ]
I'M SLEEPING.
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I KNOW.
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
ANY FUN DOING IT
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-WITH ME WHEN I'M
SLEEPING.
-WELL, IT'S NEVER
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-STOPPED US BEFORE.
[ Laughs ]
-OH. MMM.
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OH, COME ON.
OUTTA MY WAY, MAN!
THIS AIN'T NO WET DREAM.
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[Shouting, Clamoring
Continue]
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HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
AM I HEARING THINGS?
YOO-HOO, IS SOMEBODY
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THERE?
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[Clamoring, Whooping
Continue]
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GET OUTTA MY WAY!
I KNOW WHERE I'M GOIN', MAN.
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BRIGHT IDEA.
NOW WE'RE LOST.
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WHY?
I BEEN HERE BEFORE,
THAT'S WHY.
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WHO IS IT? WHO IS IT?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
GO AWAY! OOH.
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TAIL, DON'T FAIL ME NOW.
WE ARE THE GUYS.
WE ARE THE WINNERS.
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I THINK I CAN, I THINK I
CAN.
I THINK I CAN.
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THERE WE ARE.
COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GO.
[ Panting ]
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WE'RE IN. WE'RE IN.
WE'RE DOIN' IT. WE ARE.
LET'S GO. KEEP GOIN'.
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KEEP MOVIN'.
COME ON. COME ON.
KEEP MOVIN' GUYS, PLEASE.
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I DON'T THINK I CAN.
I DON'T THINK I CAN.
HELP ME OUT, BUDDY.
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AS LONG AS ONE OF US
MAKES IT.
COME ON, BUDDY,
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OH, NO. OH, NO, OH, NO.
IT'S THE TADPOLE SQUAD!
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EW. EW!
[ Shouting, Clamoring ]
[ Despairing Cries ]
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YOU CAN'T BULLY ME! YOU
CAN'T
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GET THROUGH THIS
DIAPHRAGM!
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* NEENER-NEENER-NEENER
HEY, GUYS,
I FOUND A WAY THROUGH! *
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OVER HERE BY THE RIM!
YES!
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HEY, BUSTER, HOW'D YOU
GET IN HERE? THIS IS MY WOMB.
GET OUTTA HERE! SHOO!
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SHOO!
HERE WE GO.
YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE.
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NO! DON'T!
STOP THAT!
COME ON, GIVE IT UP.
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GIVE IT UP!
STOP DOING THAT! OW!
EEE!
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LET ME IN, BABY.
LET ME IN.
[ Continues Protesting ]
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COME ON, MAMA.
COME ON, HOT MAMA.
YOU'RE A HOT MAMA.
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-[ Both Squealing ]
[ Sperm ]
OW! HOT MAMA!
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YES! YES!
OOOH!
[ Sperm Hooting ]
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[ Egg Wailing ]
WELL, HERE I AM...
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ALL CONCEIVED AND NOWHERE
TO GO.
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AH YOU MISSED!
GO WIDE!
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LOOK OUT! OOH!
[ Laughs ]
HI, HONEY.
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HI.
HI, HONEY.
HI, HONEY.
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WHAT'D YOU GET FOR ME?
THIS ISN'T FOR YOU.
THIS IS FOR YOU.
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-IT IS A--LA-DA!
-DON'T YOU THINK HE'S
A LITTLE YOUNG FOR THAT?
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A LITTLE YOUNG?
THAT HAT'S NEVER
GONNA FIT ME!
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-ALL RIGHT. YOU TELL 'IM.
-I'M NOT TELLING HIM
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ABOUT IT.
YOU'RE THE GUY.
FORGET IT!
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-NO, WHEN WE HAVE A GIRL,
I WILL EXPLAIN IT TO HER.
-OH, BROTHER.
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ALL RIGHT. HERE GOES.
MIKE, THIS IS A POTTY,
OKAY?
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-NOW, WHEN YOU WANNA
TAKE A PISS, YOU DO IT...
-DON'T SAY "PISS."
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ALL RIGHT.
WHEN YOU WANNA TAKE A
WHIZ...
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-NO.
-WHAT?
"SEE A MAN ABOUT A HORSE"
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"DRAIN THE SNAKE"?
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO
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-SAY?
-"PEE-PEE."
-PEE-PEE'S SUCH A WIMP
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-WORD.
I DON'T...
-NO, PEE-PEE IS EASY TO SAY.
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ALL RIGHT, WHEN YOU WANNA
TAKE A PEE-PEE, OKAY,
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YOU DO IT IN HERE.
YOU JUST DO THIS.
JUST TAKE IT OUT, OKAY?
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-OH, COME ON.
-WHAT?
-DAD, WHO'S KIDDIN' WHO, HUH?
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AND, THE SAME TOKEN,
WHEN YOU WANNA TAKE A
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-DUMP.
-POO-POO.
-THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT?
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-I KNOW IT SOUNDS
DISGUSTING,
MIKE,
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BUT, YOU KNOW,
YOU GOTTA TRUST ME ON
THIS, OKAY?
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LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT:
YOU WANT ME TO TAKE A
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-DUMP
OUTSIDE MY DIAPER?
-HE DOESN'T LIKE IT.
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-HE DOES TOO.
-HE DOESN'T LIKE IT.
-WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT
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FUN FOR HIM.
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* COME ALONG AND BE
MY POTTY BOY
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* COME ALONG AND BE
MY POTTY BOY
-IS THIS REALLY AN
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* -APPROPRIATE
SUBJECT FOR A MUSICAL?
[ Continues ]
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* AND YOU CAN POTTY TOO
YES, YOU
MY GIRL LIKES TO
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* POTTY ALL THE TIME
POTTY ALL THE TIME
YOU GOT TO FIGHT
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* FOR YOUR RIGHT
MMM
TO POTTY
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* YOU GOT TO FIGHT
FOR YOUR RIGHT
TO POTTY *
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-HE DOESN'T LIKE IT.
-HE LIKES IT.
-HEY, I DON'T CARE
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WHAT THEY SAY.
I AIN'T POOPIN' IN THAT
THING.
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I GOT MY STANDARDS.
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IT'S YOUR KEYS!
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TOSS 'EM!
YO, THANKS, BABE.
WHEW.
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YOU WERE REALLY LUCKY
WITH THOSE KEYS, I'LL
TELL YA.
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I WAS STARTING TO THINK
I COULD REALLY LOVE BRAD,
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THEN I NOTICED
THIS FACE HE MADE,
KIND OF LIKE--
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LIKE, IF I SAID,
"WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?"
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THERE'D BE THIS FACE.
YOU KNOW?
OR, "HOW'D YOU LIKE
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"THAT MOVIE?"
IT'S JUST THIS FACE
THAT SAYS, "I DON'T KNOW.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?"
AND THEN I HAD THIS FLASH
FORWARD OF HAVING KIDS
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AND
THE KIDS MAKING THAT
FACE.
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-AND THEN I KNEW IT WAS
OVER.
-YOU ARE DERANGED.
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YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU?
OH! OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IF YOU WANT A BOY, YOU
EAT
MORE SODIUM-RICH FOOD.
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IF YOU WANT A GIRL,
YOU EAT MORE DAIRY.
REALLY? WHO SAYS?
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I READ IT.
WHERE? HARVARD MEDICAL
JOURNAL
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OR THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER?
I THINK THE STAR.
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IF YOU HAVE A PREFERENCE
YOU'D BETTER ACT NOW.
THOSE SEX ORGANS ARE
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FORMING SOON.
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LET'S SEE.
TWO ARMS, TWO LEGS...
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AND TWO MOUTHS?
[ Mollie ]
"D," AND WHAT COMES UP?
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DOG.
-YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
I KNOW ALL ABOUT
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COMPUTERS.
-HOW 'BOUT THAT ONE?
SCOOT OVER, GIRLS. I GOT A LOT
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OF WORK TO DO HERE.
LET'S SEE. I'LL JUST
TRY...
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THIS ONE.
[ Keys Clicking ]
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AND LET'S SEE,
WHAT DO WE GET? A JAR!
BEAUTIFUL.
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I'M PRETTY GOOD AT THIS.
MAYBE I OUGHT TO GET A
JOB HERE.
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[ Man ]
WHAT ARE YOU GIRLS UP TO?
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[ All ] NOTHING.
-WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
I DON'T KNOW WHY--
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-WHOA.
SO THIS IS HOW GROWNUPS
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-GET SO TALL.
-WE WERE JUST, UH,
FINISHING UP
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-THE, UH, MARGOLIS ACCOUNT
HERE.
-THE MARGOLIS ACCOUNT, HUH?
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO--
SEND MARGOLIS A
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-SPREADSHEET WITH PICTURES?
-[ Laughing ] NO.
-TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE.
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I THINK SOMETHING FUNNY
IS GOING ON HERE, AND I--
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-WHAT'S THAT?
-WHAT'S UP, MY MAN?
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IT LOOKS LIKE A KID.
"IT LOOKS LIKE A KID."
I CAN SEE IT'S A KID!
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WHAT IS A KID DOING IN HERE?
THIS IS NOT A NURSERY
SCHOOL.
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MR. RUSSELL, LET ME
EXPLAIN. IT WAS AN
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-EMERGENCY SITUATION.
-OH, IT WAS AN EMERGENCY.
I SEE. I SEE WHAT YOU'RE
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UP TO.
YOU THINK THAT
BECAUSE YOU HAVE A SON
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AND YOU'RE PREGNANT,
YOU DESERVE
SPECIAL CONSIDERATION.
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OH, NO, I WOULD NEVER
ASK FOR SPECIAL
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-CONSIDERATION.
-LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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ACCOUNTANCY IS FILLED
WITH HARDSHIP.
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IT'S NOTHING BUT
SACRIFICE.
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IF YOU WANTED SOMETHING EASY,
WHY DON'T YOU BECOME
A DENTAL HYGIENIST OR
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A CAR-RENTAL PERSON?
YOU KNOW, WHEN I HAD
A BLEEDING ULCER, AND
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I CAME OUT OF THE
ANESTHETIC--
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[Russell Continues Indistinct]
SOMEBODY'S LOUD AND
OPINIONATED.
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-OY!
-"WHERE'S MY ADDING
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MACHINE?
"WHERE'S MY CALCULATOR?"
THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
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AND LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING
ELSE, YOUNG LADY, HUH?
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* -HEY, I HAVE A KID.
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
HERE, SHOES. HAVE A DRINK.
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* LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
[ Continues, Indistinct ] *
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YOU MESS WITH MY MOTHER,
YOU MESS WITH ME.
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[MOLLIE] MIKEY, DRINKS ARE FOR
DRINKING,
TOYS ARE FOR PLAYING.
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SO, HOW DID YOU ARRIVE
AT THIS FIGURE FOR YOUR
TIPS?
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-I GUESSED.
-YOU KEPT TRACK
FOR A PERIOD OF TIME
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-AND DID A PROJECTED
ESTIMATE.
-UH-UH.
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-I MADE IT UP.
-YOU MADE IT UP?
-MM-HMM.
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NOW, AS A FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR,
YOU EARED $9,212?
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REALLY?
HEY, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
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-YOU REALIZE...
THAT THAT'S ONLY--
-177.
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-$177 DOLLARS A WEEK.
-IT'S NOT MY MAIN JOB.
-YOU SEEM TO SPEND
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-MOST OF YOUR TIME DOING IT.
-MA, KNOCK IT OFF.
-YOU HEARD HIM SAY IT'S NOT
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HIS MAIN JOB.
CUT HIM SOME SLACK.
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WELL, SINCE I'VE BEEN
MARRIED, I HAVEN'T HAD AN
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OPPORTUNITY TO FLY.
AT THE RATE I'M GOING, I'LL
NEVER WORK FOR AN AIRLINE.
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AT THIS RATE, THERE'S ALOT
OF THINGS YOU WON'T BE DOING.
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UNLIKE YOUR SON,
STUART...
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WHO'S GOT A PLETHORA
OF OPPORTUNITIES,
A REGULAR GENIUS.
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[ All Arguing At Once ]
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU
AND
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-MOLLIE AND YOUR INCOME TAX.
-EVERY TWO WEEKS
HE CALLS MOLLIE FOR MONEY.
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT STUART.
HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT
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AS SOON AS HE SETTLES
DOWN.
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HE HAS A DEGREE IN
ACCOUNTING...
WHICH IS LIKE MONEY IN
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THE BANK,
SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT.
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MIKE, WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE GO OUT AND GET SOME
CARVEL?
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I'VE GOT THE TIME,
IF YOU GOT THE DIAPERS.
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COME ON, BUDDY. COME ON.
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[ Whispering ]
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT.
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WHAT? WHAT DID I SAY?
MA, YOU ARE FOREVER
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-ON HIS CASE.
-HE'S A SLOB. HE'S
BELLIGERENT.
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HE HAS THE EARNING
CAPACITY
OF AN ILLITERATE
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IMMIGRANT.
BUT I'M NOT GONNA SAY
ANYTHING
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IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
THAT'S WHAT I WANT.
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THAT'S WHAT I WANT.
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THAT'S YOUR BABY SISTER,
JULIE, IN THERE.
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SHE'S KICKING!
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
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LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
MY SISTER IS IN MY JUICE
CUP?
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YOU WANNA FEEL IT?
HERE.
GIMME YOUR HAND.
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-OH, IN THERE. WHOA!
-DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT
WHEN YOU GET YOUR HEAD
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-CAUGHT
IN YOUR PLACENTA?
-I KNOW, LET'S PLAY HER
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A LITTLE SONG, MOM.
THIS WAS ALWAYS GOOD FOR
ME.
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* [ Plays Lullaby ] *
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AW.
OH, NOW I'LL NEVER GET
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THAT TUNE OUTTA MY HEAD.
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[ Snoring ]
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WHEN I HAVE
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THIS NEW BABY GIRL,
I'M GONNA NEED YOUR HELP.
OKAY?
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AND YOU KNOW WHY?
OKAY. TELL ME.
BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE
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JULIE'S BIG BROTHER.
ALL RIGHT!
LAY ONE ON ME!
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NIGHT-NIGHT, HONEY.
NIGHT-NIGHT.
REMEMBER, YOU'RE GONNA BE
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HER BIG BROTHER.
I'M GONNA BE A BIG
BROTHER.
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I'M GONNA BE A BIG
BROTHER.
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OKAY, THAT FEELS PRETTY
GOOD.
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HERE WE GO, IN THE--
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OOP! NOT IN THE NOSE.
OKAY, BOTTOMS UP.
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DO YOU BELIEVE WHAT
THEY'RE
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ASKIN' FOR TEDDY BEARS?
I'M TELLIN' YA, IT'S A
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CRIME.
WELL, I THINK WE GOT
EVERYTHING:
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TEDDY BEAR, TEETHING
RINGS,
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P.J. SPARKLES.
YES, I'LL KISS YOU.
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HERE YA GO, ACE.
KEEP THE CHANGE.
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ALL RIGHT, BABY,
HERE WE GO. GUM THIS DOWN.
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NO, THERE'S NO SALT ON
IT.
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HEY! HEY, PUNK!
GET YOUR OWN TOY!
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ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT.
GIVE--YOU GIVE--
I'LL RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT!
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GIVE IT TO ME!
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU SMILIN'
AT?
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I GUESS YOU NEVER
MESSED WITH ANYBODY'S
BIG BROTHER BEFORE, HUH?
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GIMME IT!
OH. THERE YA GO.
TAKE THAT.
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HERE YA GO, BABY.
YEAH, YOU CAN PUT IT
BACK IN YOUR MOUTH.
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MMM, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
I'LL NEVER
LET ANYBODY HURT YOU.
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OH, WOW.
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LOOKS LIKE I GOT
MY WORK CUT OUT FOR ME.
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WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
LOOK AT THIS MESS
YOU'VE GOTTEN US INTO.
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YOU SEE, I TOLD YOU TO TAKE
48th. YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN
48th!
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-48th IS JUST AS BAD.
-HEY, LOOK, TAKE A QUICK
LEFT.
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00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,466
-WE'LL SHOOT OVER TO 46th.
-POOR DADDY--HANGIN' OUT
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-WITH BUTTHOLES ALL DAY LONG.
-46th! AH,
YOU DIDN'T TAKE THE LEFT!
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00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,571
DAD, YOU WANNA THINK
ABOUT GETTIN' SOME TOYS IN
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HERE?
I MEAN, IT'S LONELY IN THE
FRONT SEAT.
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00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,744
MAYBE I'LL JUST PUSH THIS
THING.
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00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,679
THAT DOESN'T WORK. WHOA!
THERE WE GO. THERE'S
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00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:22,315
SOMETHIN'.
I THINK I BROKE IT,
MAYBE. OH!
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00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:26,186
-THERE IT GOES. RIGHT BACK ON.
HE DIDN'T EVEN SEE ME.
-LOOK, JUST PULL OVER.
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00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,121
-I CAN WALK FASTER THAN
THIS.
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-ALL RIGHT, FINE. WALK.
-THAT'S TWO DOLLARS. HERE YA
GO.
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NO, WAIT A MINUTE.
THA--MY KID MUST'VE
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-PUSHED THE BUTTON! WAIT!
-TOO BAD!
DON'T BRING HIM TO WORK!
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-AW, MAN.
DID YOU PUSH THE BUTTON?
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00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:46,873
-YEAH. I THINK I DID.
-AW, OH, MAN.
-WANT SOME COOKIE?
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00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,442
IT'S A LITTLE MOIST,
BUT TAKE A BITE.
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00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,146
DID YOU BRING THE SHOE
BOX?
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[ Mollie ]
IF YOU DON'T STOP
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FIGHTING--
-WHAT SHOE BOX?
YOU SAW ME CLEAN THE
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CLOSET.
-DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME.
BARRY. BAMBI.
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[ Continue Arguing ]
[ All Chattering ]
ALL RIGHT, OKAY, ALL
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RIGHT.
COME ON. HEY, HEY, HEY!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
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00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:15,535
NOW, LET'S DISCUSS
THIS BAD BUSINESS LOAN.
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[ Sighs ]
BASICALLY, ALL THAT
HAPPENED WAS
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THAT THEIR UNCLE, ERNIE,
CONVINCED THEM THAT IT
WOULD BE
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A REALLY GREAT IDEA...
TO CALL THEIR RESTAURANT
"EAT ME RAW."
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IT WAS A GREAT IDEA.
IT WAS GONNA HAVE SUSHI,
STEAK TARTARE...
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-AND RAW VEGETABLES.
-YOU KNOW, "CRUDDITIES."
-IT HAD A CERTAIN
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QUIXOTIC QUALITY.
-EXCUSE ME.
PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS
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AN X-RATED MOVIE HOUSE.
YES, THEY THOUGHT THAT,
BUT THEY STILL WANTED
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TO EAT THERE.
-NO, THEY DIDN'T.
-IT WAS A DELIGHTFUL
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-PLACE.
-EVERYBODY WAS OFFENDED.
-ARE YOU OKAY?
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00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:49,536
-I THINK I'M GOING INTO
LABOR.
-OH, MY GOSH.
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00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:53,740
THAT'S IT. IT'S TIME TO BLOW
THIS POP STAND.
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00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:57,544
[ Couple Continues Arguing ]
GEEZ, I'M ALL CRAMPED,
AND THIS THING--
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00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,247
-DO YOU WANT TO RESCHEDULE?
NO, NO.
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00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,549
YOU KNOW, THESE THINGS
TAKE HOURS, BELIEVE ME.
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00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:07,320
ALL RIGHT. LET'S DISCUSS THIS
$1,200 LOSS.
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00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,422
-I BELIEVE THAT WAS THE
SALMON.
-SALMON?
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00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:12,659
WELL, THE WHOLE IDEA
OF SUSHI IS THAT IT'S
FRESH.
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[ Breathing ]
I ATE AT A FIVE-STAR
RESTAURANT LAST WEEK,
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00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,563
-LET ME GET JUST A
SENTENCE OUT.
-AND THEY GAVE ME FROZEN
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00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,331
-SUSHI--
IT WAS STILL COLD.
-I DON'T THINK SO.
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00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:21,568
-I BELIEVE SO.
-YOU'RE SO NAIVE
WHEN IT COMES TO FROZEN
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-SUSHI.
-I'M NOT NAIVE!
[ Gagging ]
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00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,940
-THIS'LL TEACH ME
TO ACCESSORIZE.
-COULD WE JUST ESTABLISH
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SOMETHING HERE: DID
UNCLE ERNIE HAVE ANY
EXPERIENCE
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-IN THE RESTAURANT BUSINESS?
-NO.
-NO.
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00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:37,984
ERNIE WAS MORE OF A--
AN IDEA MAN.
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00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,687
-THAT'S GIVING HIM
A LOT OF CREDIT.
-DO YOU HAVE THE BOOKS
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00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:43,923
FOR THE RESTAURANT?
-BOOKS?
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:47,294
PIECES OF PAPER WITH
NUMBERS!
DEBITS AND CREDITS HERE!
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00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,596
-NO, WE DON'T HAVE
ANY OF THAT STUFF!
-WOULD YOU NOT YELL AT HIM?
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00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,731
UNCLE ERNIE WAS AN IDIOT!
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00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,900
IT WAS A STUPID IDEA,
AND THEY LOST THEIR
SHIRTS,
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00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,436
[ In Demon-like Voice ]
SO JUST ALLOW
THE FUCKING DEDUCTION!
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00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,406
[ Panting ]
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00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:05,345
I HEARD LIFE IS SHORT,
BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:08,915
[ Beeping ]
DON'T BE ALARMED.
NOW, YOUR BABY IS IN DISTRESS.
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00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:12,685
-WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG?
-WE'RE GOING TO DO
A CESAREAN.
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00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,621
RONA, WHERE IS SHE?
OH, HI.
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SHE'S RIGHT THROUGH
THERE.
HI! HEY, MIKEY!
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-YOU'RE GONNA BE
A BIG BROTHER, DOLL!
-AND YOU KNOW WHAT, RONA?
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00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:25,798
I'M JUST THE RIGHT KID
FOR THE JOB.
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00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,668
-DID MY HUSBAND GET HERE YET?
-WE CALLED HIM.
HE'S COMING.
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-OKAY.
[ Doctor ]
-CLAMP.
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00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,940
-HONEY.
-OH, JAMES, THE BABY'S IN
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-TROUBLE.
-NO, SHE'S OKAY SHE'S COMIN'
RIGHT OUT.
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00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:40,880
-WELL, AT LEAST I'VE ACHIEVED
MOST OF MY GOALS.
-SPONGE.
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00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:44,751
-GET THAT. CLAMP.
-HONEY, EVERYTHING'S GOOD.
YEAH.
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00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:47,254
[ Doctor ]
RIGHT THERE.
SCISSORS. OKAY.
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00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,921
[ James ] OH, WOW.
LOOK AT THAT.
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[ Chuckles Nervously ]
-INTERESTING.
-ALMOST THERE.
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00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:55,528
-JUST A BIT LONGER.
BLADDER RETRACTOR.
-EDUCATIONAL--KIND OF.
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00:19:55,595 --> 00:20:00,433
-HOLD THIS BLADDER.
RIGHT THERE.
LET'S GET THIS BLADDER.
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00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,436
-I MEAN, IT'S--
-OKAY.
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00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,071
HMM.
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00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,607
[ Weakly ]
I GUESS THIS IS... THE
END.
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00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:14,881
-HERE SHE COMES.
-NO, MY NECK!
MY NECK!
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00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:18,985
HEY, YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!
CUT ME SOME SLACK HERE!
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00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:21,821
-THERE YA GO.
[ Wailing ]
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00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:25,392
AW, GEEZ, FOR CRYIN' OUT
LOUD!
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00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,798
[ Sniffling ]
IS SHE REALLY OKAY?
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00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,366
SHE'S FINE.
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00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,672
HOW 'BOUT HIM?
[ Laughing ]
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00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:43,310
-HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
-THERE YOU GO.
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00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:47,914
OH, MY PO', SWEET BABY.
YEAH.
I'M GONNA TAKE
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00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:51,851
-EXTRA-SPECIAL CARE OF
YOU.
-HEY, YOU LOOK A LOT
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00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:56,889
-BETTER
FROM THE OUTSIDE.
-I'LL TAKE HER NOW.
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00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,692
-HEY, WHERE AM I GOING?
-WHERE ARE THEY TAKING HER?
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00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,728
-TO PUT HER IN
OBSERVATION.
-WHAT HAPPENED TO
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-MY QUALITY TIME?
BYE, HONEY.
-BYE, HONEY. BYE-BYE.
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00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,736
I DON'T WANT TO GO ANY PLACE.
[Baby crying]
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00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:21,981
BYE-BYE, HONEY.
BYE-BYE, HONEY.
BYE-BYE. BYE-BYE, HONEY.
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00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,052
FIRST A LOUSY BIRTH,
AND NOW THIS.
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00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,687
GEEZ, LIFE SUCKS.
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00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:33,926
OH, YES, YES.
YOU'RE NEXT.
OH, I HOPE SO.
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00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:38,831
BYE-BYE.
BYE, DADDY.
BYE, DOLL.
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00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:41,501
CONGRATULATIONS!
HEY, RONA. THANKS.
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00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:44,771
-HEY, POP! ALL RIGHT!
-HI, HONEY.
HOW'S YOUR HEAD?
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00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:48,475
MMM.
MIKEY, THIS IS
YOUR SISTER, JULIE.
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HIYA, JULIE.
WELCOME TO THE OUTSIDE.
I'M YOUR BIG BROTHER, MIKEY.
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00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,046
I'M GONNA BE IN CHARGE
OF YOUR LIFE FOR THE NEXT
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00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,949
TWO OR THREE YEARS--
SMACKIN' YOU AROUND,
GETTING YOU IN SHAPE,
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00:21:57,016 --> 00:22:00,186
TEACHIN' YOU THINGS.
-ANYTHING YOU NEED,
DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK.
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00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:04,524
-WHO'S THIS ASSHOLE?
-NO, NO, SAY NO MORE.
OF COURSE YOU'RE TIRED
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00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:07,193
AFTER ALL THAT TRAVELING,
ESPECIALLY THAT LONG TRIP
DOWN THE BIRTH CANAL.
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00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:10,129
[ Laughs ]
-STOP, YOU'RE KILLIN' ME.
-I GOT YOU A LITTLE
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00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:11,998
SOMETHIN'
FOR COMIN' INTO THE
WORLD,
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00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:16,469
AND HERE IT IS. HAVE A
COW.
-[ Wailing ] GET AWAY!
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00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:17,970
-ALL RIGHT, FINE.
DON'T HAVE A COW.
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00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,756
EDDIE, WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE GO GET A APPLE JUICE?
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00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:39,526
NO, I'M INTO MY
TRAININ'.
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00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:41,894
-WHAT KIND OF TRAINING?
-YOU KNOW--WEARIN'
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00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:45,565
-THE TRAINING PANTS, MAN.
-AW, MAN, DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE GOIN' ALONG WITH
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00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:48,100
-THIS POTTY BUSINESS TOO.
-YO, WE HAVE TO, MIKE,
'CAUSE
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00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:52,238
-THE TOILET MAN SAYS SO.
-WHO?
-MR. TOILET MAN. HE LIKES
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00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,106
TO EAT
YOUR DOO-DOO AND YOUR
PEE-PEE,
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00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,009
SO I SAY, GIVE IT TO HIM.
-EAT YOUR DOO-DOO
AND YOUR PEE-PEE?
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00:22:57,076 --> 00:23:00,680
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
MY MOTHER. WHY?
YOU CALLIN' HER A LIAR?
373
00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:04,551
-NO, I'M NOT CALLING HER--
-SHE TOLD ME
THAT DIAPERS ARE FOR
374
00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:07,587
BABIES.
BUT EAT YOUR DOO-DOO
AND YOUR PEE-PEE?
375
00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:10,523
EDDIE, THE THOUGHT IS
TOO HIDEOUS TO
COMPREHEND.
376
00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:12,525
-OH, YEAH?
-I'LL TELL YA WHAT.
LET'S TAKE
377
00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:15,928
-MY LITTLE SISTER FOR A
WALK.
-ALL RIGHT.
378
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:17,964
OKAY, QUICK, WHILE THE MOMS
AREN'T LOOKING.
379
00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:19,932
COME ON, LET'S TAKE HER
TO THE ZOO AND LEAVE HER
THERE.
380
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:23,970
-GOOD IDEA.
-HE WOULD HAVE A FRIEND.
-I DON'T THINK SHE'S
381
00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:26,005
GONNA LIKE THE LIONS, EDDIE.
-AND THEY'RE BOTH
382
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:30,242
SCHMUCKS.
[ Wailing ]
MOMMY! MOMMY!
383
00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:33,913
-WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
-UH-OH, BUSTED.
-OH, HONEY, YOU OKAY?
384
00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:36,949
-YEAH, SHE'S FINE.
-DON'T EVER TAKE YOUR
385
00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:38,751
SISTER AWAY
LIKE THAT. YOU MADE
MOMMY'S
386
00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:41,988
-HEART JUMP INTO HER
THROAT.
-MOM, DO YOU HAVE TO BE
387
00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:44,757
SO GRAPHIC?
I WAS JUST TAKIN' HER
FOR A WALK. I THOUGHT
388
00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:48,127
SHE'D
HAVE A GOOD TIME. I'M
SORRY.
389
00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:53,199
-ARE YOU OKAY, SWEETHEART?
-HERE, LET ME
GIVE YOU A PRESENT.
390
00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:58,170
-HERE. WHAT'S THIS?
-OH, MY GOD.
391
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,272
-YUCK! WHAT IS IT?
-WELL, IT'S HOSPITAL
GARBAGE.
392
00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:04,010
-THEY MAKE CRACK PIPES
OUT OF THESE.
-OOOH.
393
00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:06,979
-OH.
LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS.
-OH, MY HANDS ARE OKAY, MA.
394
00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:08,815
OH, NO, DON'T--
OH, PLEASE, DON'T--
NO, DON'T--NO, PLEASE.
395
00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:11,984
-THEY'RE OKAY. THEY'RE
CLEAN.
-GIVE MOMMY YOUR HANDS.
396
00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:14,954
[ Grumbling ]
THAT IS IT.
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS PARK.
397
00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:16,989
SORRY, HONEY. SHE DIDN'T
MEAN TO THROW THAT ON
YOU.
398
00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:25,598
-MIKEY, TIME TO GO TO BED.
-WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
399
00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:27,333
I TOLD HIM
HE COULD WATCH A VIDEO.
[ TV Clicks On ]
400
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,202
-HE NEEDS TO GO TO BED.
-BUT I MADE A PROMISE HE
COULD
401
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:33,072
FINISH WATCHING THE
VIDEO.
-HE CAN FINISH IT
402
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:35,675
-TOMORROW.
HE'S TIRED.
-DON'T UNDERMINE ME.
403
00:24:35,742 --> 00:24:39,746
-YOU DON'T UNDERMINE ME.
-LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE.
OKAY.
404
00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:42,749
* AH-DEE-AH-DEE-AH-DEE
AH-DEE-AH-DEE-AH-DEE AYE
405
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:45,552
* AH-DEE-AH-DEE-AH-DEE
AH-DEE-AH-DEE-AH-DEE AYE
406
00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:47,620
* EE-DEE-EE-DEE-EE-DEE
EE-DEE-EE-DEE-EE-DEE EEE
407
00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:54,761
* EE-DEE-EE-DEE-EE-DEE
JUST BECAUSE SHE'S A BABY
I HAVE TO GO TO BED EARLY. *
408
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,930
-WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT?
-IF I SAY MIKEY CAN DO
409
00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:59,932
SOMETHING
AND YOU COME ALONG
AND SAY HE CAN'T,
410
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,968
THEN YOU'RE CUTTING MY
NUTS OFF
RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM--
411
00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:03,970
-HOW CAN I BE A GOOD DAD?
-SO BECAUSE YOU'RE THE
MAN,
412
00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:06,038
AND YOU HAVE THE NUTS,
YOU GET
TO MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS?
413
00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:08,040
I DON'T GET TO MAKE ALL
THE DECISIONS
414
00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:13,179
BECAUSE I'M THE MAN.
LOOK, IF I PROMISE HIM
SOMETHING, OKAY, DON'T
415
00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:14,981
MAKE ME
LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
416
00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:16,883
OH, YOU'RE DOIN'
A GOOD JOB OF THAT
YOURSELF.
417
00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:20,186
-KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE.
-PLEASE?
-I AM HIS MOTHER.
418
00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:22,722
I SEE MY TIRED BABY SITTING
THERE,
AND I KNOW THAT HE'S GOT
419
00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:25,257
TO GET UP EARLY THE NEXT
MORNING.
420
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,894
-[ Laughing ] FOR WHAT?
-BECAUSE I'M TAKING HIM
TO BABY GYM.
421
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:31,363
-OH, NO. NOT BABY GYM.
-HE NEEDS TO LEARN
TO SOCIALIZE WITH OTHER KIDS.
422
00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:32,999
WELL, TAKE HIM TO THE
PARK.
423
00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:36,969
I'M NOT TAKING HIM
TO THE PARK ANYMORE.
TODAY HE PICKED UP A
424
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,305
-CRACK PIPE.
-WELL, THROW IT OUT!
-DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
425
00:25:39,572 --> 00:25:42,141
-HOW MANY DISEASES HE
COULD GET?
-GOD, YOU'RE SO SCARED!
426
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,376
YOU'RE GONNA BRING HIM UP
TO BE
A REAL CRYBABY. I CAN SEE IT.
427
00:25:44,644 --> 00:25:47,013
I AM GOING TO BABY GYM,
AND I DON'T SEE
428
00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:50,049
-WHY YOU CARE ANYWAY.
-WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO
MEAN?
429
00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:52,151
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"WHAT DOES IT MEAN?"
-I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.
430
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:54,320
IT MEANS THAT IT'S YOUR
MONEY,
SO I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO
431
00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:56,689
-CARE.
-I DID NOT SAY THAT.
-THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE
432
00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:59,859
THINKIN',
THAT YOU EARN MORE MONEY,
SO YOU CAN MAKE THE
433
00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:01,828
-DECISIONS,
AND I'M OUTTA HERE.
-I DO NOT MAKE THE
434
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,864
DECISIONS,
AND I HAVE NEVER, EVER,
BROUGHT UP MONEY WITH YOU!
435
00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:06,933
WHY DOES EVERYTHING
HAVE TO BE YOUR WAY?
436
00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:08,901
IT DOESN'T!
OH, YOU! SHUT UP, YOU!
437
00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:11,203
[ Neighbor ] SHUT UP!
438
00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:13,940
LET'S TAKE STOCK HERE.
[ Arguing Continues ]
439
00:26:14,006 --> 00:26:17,243
MY BROTHER IS 27 POUNDS
OF STUPID.
440
00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:19,779
[ Mollie ] NOW, LOOK AT THAT!
-MY PARENTS ARE OKAY
SEPARATELY,
441
00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:22,014
-BUT AS A COUPLE THEY
STINK.
-WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
442
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:25,451
PUT ME IN A FUCKIN' DRESS?
-[Arguing Continues]
443
00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:28,855
[ Sighs ] I GUESS
YOU'RE
MY ONLY FRIEND, HERBIE.
444
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:31,223
INTELLECTUALLY, I KNOW IT
TAKES AT LEAST THREE DATES
445
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:34,326
TO KNOW SOMEBODY,
BUT, EMOTIONALLY, I'LL
JUST LOOK
446
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:37,997
AT THE WAY HE'LL EAT
SOMETHING
DISGUSTING, LIKE CHILI DOGS.
447
00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:39,932
AND THEN THIS VOICE
INSIDE ME
448
00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:42,034
SAYS, "YOU CAN'T SPEND
THE NEXT
60 OR 70 YEARS WITH THIS
449
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:44,403
-GUY."
-BOY, YOU'RE PLANNING ON
LIVING A LONG TIME.
450
00:26:44,671 --> 00:26:47,674
MOLLIE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
LIKE, YOU AND JAMES HAVE
BEEN TOGETHER FOREVER.
451
00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:50,442
-YEAH, A YEAR AND A HALF.
-FOR A NON-OBSESSIVE
452
00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:53,312
-RELATIONSHIP,
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
-YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
453
00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:56,082
WHAT?
I HATE THE WAY
JAMES IS ALWAYS TELLING
454
00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:58,317
ME
HOW TO TAKE CARE OF
MIKEY.
455
00:26:58,384 --> 00:27:01,888
YOU KNOW, LIKE I CARRIED
THE KID FOR NINE MONTHS.
OH.
456
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:04,223
I'M THE ONE WHO WENT
THROUGH
LABOR AND ALL THAT PAIN.
457
00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:06,092
I THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M
DOING.
I SHOULD BE LORD AND
458
00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:07,794
-EMPEROR
OF THAT CHILD.
-YEAH.
459
00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:11,698
I THINK MAYBE HE JUST
GETS
FRUSTRATED, YOU KNOW,
460
00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:14,466
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A
JOB
THAT HE LOVES, LIKE WE
461
00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:18,237
DO.
WE'RE REALLY LUCKY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
462
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:20,940
-I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO TELL YOU TO DO.
-YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO
463
00:27:21,007 --> 00:27:24,844
DO?
YOU HAVE TO TAKE CONTROL
OF THE SITUATION.
464
00:27:24,911 --> 00:27:27,079
YOU CAN'T SIT AROUND WAITING
FOR THIS SCHMENDRICK YOU
465
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:30,049
MARRIED
TO GET HIS ACT TOGETHER.
HE IS NOT A SCHMENDRICK.
466
00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:32,451
HE IS A GOOD FATHER,
AND, FOR YOUR
INFORMATION,
467
00:27:32,719 --> 00:27:35,888
HE WORKS REAL HARD.
WELL, THAT'S THE TROUBLE.
HE WORKS HIS ASS OFF
468
00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:40,126
FOR NOTHING.
NOW, DADDY HAS AN ACCOUNT
WITH CORPORATE PILOTS.
469
00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:44,130
THEY EARN BETWEEN
$30,000 AND $50,000 A
YEAR.
470
00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:46,432
I WISH JAMES COULD GET
A JOB LIKE THAT.
[ Chuckles ]
471
00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:50,136
I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU.
WE ALREADY ASKED.
ALL JAMES HAS TO DO
472
00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:53,773
IS CALL FREDDIE,
TELL HIM HOW MANY HOURS,
WHAT KINDS OF PLANES,
473
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,008
THINGS LIKE THAT.
NO. OH, MA!
YOU KNOW IF JAMES HAD A
474
00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:57,910
JOB
THAT HE REALLY LOVED
AND HE COULD MAKE MONEY--
475
00:27:57,977 --> 00:28:01,547
OH, THAT WOULD BE GREAT
FOR US.
AND YOU HAVE DADDY TO
476
00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:03,349
THANK.
477
00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:06,953
-SIX. SIX.
-SIX DOLLAR.
-YEAH.
478
00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:10,456
GRANDPA, A CARD'S A CARD.
DO YOU HAVE TO NAME 'EM
ALL?
479
00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:15,061
WHAT KIND OF EQUIPMENT
DO THEY FLY?
480
00:28:15,127 --> 00:28:18,364
-I DON'T KNOW.
YOU'LL FIND OUT.
-WELL, AT LEAST WITH MY JOB,
481
00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:22,134
-I CAN FLY DIFFERENT TYPES
OF AIRPLANES.
-JIMMY, WHAT DOES IT
482
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:24,837
-MATTER?
A JET'S A JET.
-WELL, YOU DON'T LOVE
483
00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:28,407
FLYING,
SO IT WOULDN'T MATTER TO
YOU.
484
00:28:28,474 --> 00:28:30,376
YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK THIS
IS ABOUT WHAT KIND OF
485
00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:32,244
AIRPLANES
THEY HAVE TO FLY. WHAT IS
IT?
486
00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:34,246
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT
IS?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT IS.
487
00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:37,016
-IT'S YOUR MOTHER, OKAY?
-MY MOTHER?
-YOU DON'T MIND THEM
488
00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,450
CONTROLLING YOUR LIFE,
BUT I MIND THEM
CONTROLLING--
489
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,486
-THEY DO NOT CONTROL MY
LIFE.
-OH, WHY ARE YOU AND
490
00:28:40,753 --> 00:28:43,956
-YOUR BROTHER ACCOUNTANTS?
-BECAUSE WE DEARLY LOVE
IT.
491
00:28:44,023 --> 00:28:45,825
[ Laughing ]
OH, COME ON. "DEARLY."
492
00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:51,330
-YOU-YOU DEARLY LOVE
BEING ACCOUNTANTS?
-I DO, BECAUSE IT DEALS
493
00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:53,599
WITH MY TWO FAVORITE
THINGS:
NUMBERS AND PEOPLE.
494
00:28:53,866 --> 00:28:56,068
AND YOU KNOW ANOTHER
THING?
THEY CHECK OUR TAX RETURN
495
00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:57,937
EVERY
YEAR TO MAKE ME LOOK
STUPID.
496
00:28:58,004 --> 00:29:01,941
-OH, THAT ISN'T TRUE.
AND YOU SAID IT WAS OKAY.
-WELL, MAYBE IT'S NOT.
497
00:29:02,008 --> 00:29:04,210
LOOK, JUST DON'T TAKE THE
JOB.
I DON'T CARE ONE WAY OR
498
00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:06,245
-ANOTHER.
-ALL RIGHT. FINE.
I WON'T.
499
00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:20,159
[ Sniffles ]
500
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,403
OH, HONEY.
[ Crying ]
501
00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:35,074
I'M SORRY.
OH, SWEETHEART.
502
00:29:37,043 --> 00:29:41,147
-I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP.
-I KNOW YOU WERE HELPING ME.
503
00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:43,349
[ Sniffles ]
I THOUGHT THAT IF YOU DID
504
00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:46,085
SOMETHING THAT YOU REALLY
LOVED
THAT YOU WOULD BE HAPPY.
505
00:29:46,152 --> 00:29:47,954
I KNOW, I'M STUPID.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID
ANYTHING.
506
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:51,490
MY MOM AND DAD WERE JUST
TRYING
TO HELP, SO THEY TALKED
507
00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:53,860
TO THEIR
FRIENDS, AND NOW YOU HATE
THEM.
508
00:29:53,926 --> 00:29:57,463
-I DON'T HATE THEM.
-AND I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
REALLY NICE TO YOUR MOTHER.
509
00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,231
OH, HONEY, LOOK.
I'LL CALL FREDDIE
510
00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:02,468
TOMORROW,
OKAY?
DON'T CALL HIM
511
00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:05,637
JUST BECAUSE I'M BAWLING.
I'LL FIND OUT WHAT IT'S
ALL ABOUT, AND I WON'T
512
00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:10,042
PROMISE YOU ANYTHING.
OKAY? IT WON'T BE
BECAUSE YOU'RE CRYING.
513
00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:11,911
-OKAY. OKAY.
-OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
GIMME A KISS.
514
00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:21,653
[ Knocking ]
[ Sighs ]
WHO THE HELL IS THAT?
515
00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:26,192
[ Knocking Continues ]
WHO IS IT? DAMN IT.
SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF
516
00:30:26,258 --> 00:30:28,895
NUT.
HERE, LET ME--
[ Mollie Gasps ]
517
00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:35,101
[ Sighs ]
-DO YOU KNOW WHO I HATE?
-STUART! HOW YOU DOIN'?
518
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,136
YOU'RE BACK IN TOWN!
THIS IS
MY BROTHER. THIS IS
519
00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:39,071
JAMES.
I HATE THESE DAMN
ORIENTALS.
520
00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:42,208
THEY'RE BUYIN' UP
THIS WHOLE DAMN COUNTRY.
NOW, DO YOU KNOW WHY?
521
00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:45,044
-HE'S THE ACCOUNTANT
FOR MITSUBISHI.
-NOT ANYMORE. THE WAY I
522
00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:47,146
LOOK
AT IT IS AMERICANS HAVE
TURNED
523
00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:49,916
INTO FAT, LAZY SLOBS...
WHO'D RATHER SELL OFF
THEIR TOES
524
00:30:49,982 --> 00:30:52,184
THAN GET OFF THEIR BUTTS
AND WALK HALF A BLOCK.
YOU THINK I COULD
525
00:30:52,251 --> 00:30:54,086
STAY HERE FOR A LITTLE
WHILE
UNTIL I GET A NEW JOB?
526
00:30:54,153 --> 00:30:56,122
YOU CAN STAY HERE
AS LONG AS YOU WANT.
527
00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:59,858
[ Playful Grunting Sounds ]
I'LL MAKE UP THE COUCH!
YES!
528
00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:02,261
MOLLIE? MOLLIE!
529
00:31:06,432 --> 00:31:10,002
OH, WHAT A DILEMMA.
DO I STAY, OR DO I PEE?
530
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:15,007
WHAT IF EDDIE SAID WAS
TRUE?
MR. TOILET MAN EATING
531
00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:20,046
YOUR PEE-PEE?
OH, WELL. I GUESS
I REALLY DON'T BELIEVE
532
00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:23,715
THAT.
BUT THEN, ON THE OTHER
HAND,
533
00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:27,486
WHAT IF THERE IS
A MR. TOILET MAN?
WELL, I THINK I BETTER
534
00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:33,492
JUST TURN THE LIGHT ON,
JUST TO MAKE SURE.
AH, JUST AS I THOUGHT.
535
00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,995
JUST A REGULAR OLD
TOILET,
HUH?
536
00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:39,431
WAIT TILL I TELL
EDDIE ABOUT THIS.
EDDIE AND HIS BONEHEAD
537
00:31:39,498 --> 00:31:42,501
-IDEAS.
-HEY, YOU, YOU LITTLE
PISHER!
538
00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:44,636
-I'M TALKIN' TO YOU!
-OH, NO! WHAT IS THAT?
-HEY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED
539
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,373
-TO GIVE ME SOME PEE-PEE!
WHERE'S THAT PEE-PEE?
-WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT
540
00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:51,543
PEE-PEE.
I NEED THAT PEE-PEE!
-OH, NO! MR. TOILET MAN!
541
00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:53,212
LISTEN, I'VE HAD IT WITH
YOU.
542
00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:55,647
YOU BETTER GIVE ME THAT
PEE-PEE.
GIVE IT TO ME,
543
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,616
OR THE NEXT TIME YOU SIT
ON ME,
I'M GONNA BITE OFF YOUR
544
00:31:57,683 --> 00:32:00,786
TUSHY!
-YES! YES!
[ Laughs Maniacally ]
545
00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:07,193
-[ Screaming ]
OH, IT'S OKAY, HONEY.
546
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,727
MOMMY'S HERE.
547
00:32:08,995 --> 00:32:12,131
MOMMY.
YEAH. MOMMY, DADDY.
POTTY.
548
00:32:12,198 --> 00:32:13,799
MOMMY'S HERE.
OHH, SWEETHEART.
IT'S JUST A DREAM.
549
00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:16,102
-IT'S JUST A DREAM.
-TOILET MAN.
IT WAS... SCARY.
550
00:32:16,168 --> 00:32:17,136
OKAY?
551
00:32:17,203 --> 00:32:18,670
[ Stuart ]
THE PROBLEM WITH THIS
552
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,539
-COUNTRY?
-GET A LOAD OF THOSE
EYEBROWS.
553
00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:22,274
-IT'S A COUNTRY OF SOFTS.
[ Julie Continuing ]
-WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH
554
00:32:22,341 --> 00:32:26,112
EYEBROWS?
[ Stuart Continues ]
EYES, I UNDERSTAND.
555
00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:29,615
-MOUTHS, I UNDERSTAND.
BUT EYEBROWS?
-WHY WASTE MONEY ON NEW
556
00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:32,818
-BOMBS--
-I WONDER IF I'LL HAVE
A SET LIKE HIS.
557
00:32:33,085 --> 00:32:36,555
-AM I RIGHT?
-DADDY DOESN'T HAVE
A SET LIKE HIS.
558
00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:38,790
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR
JOB INTERVIEW,
STUDEBAKER.
559
00:32:39,058 --> 00:32:40,492
IT'S A CONFUSING
QUESTION.
BUT I GUESS I'LL LEARN
560
00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:42,294
-SOMEDAY.
[ Door Slams Shut ]
-MOLLIE,
561
00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:45,097
-I WANT HIM OUT OF THE
HOUSE.
-OH, WE'RE GOING OUT!
562
00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:48,534
WE'RE GETTING READY TO GO
OUT!
I'M SO EXCITED!
563
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,037
-I GOT YOUR NOSE!
-OH, DADDY,
DON'T TAKE MY NOSE.
564
00:32:51,103 --> 00:32:54,240
-I GOT YOUR NOSE!
[ Yammers Baby Talk ]
OH, HI, MOMMY.
565
00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:56,708
MOMMY, LET'S TAKE THE
PLAY-DOH
WITH US. THERE'S
566
00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,145
SOMETHING I
SAW I'D LIKE TO BUILD
WITH YOU,
567
00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:04,516
AND IF YOU'D JUST GET
IT--
MOM? MOMMY?
568
00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:08,187
DADDY?
569
00:33:08,254 --> 00:33:12,591
-[ Door Slams Shut ]
WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO?
WHAT HAVE I DONE
570
00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:18,097
-TO DESERVE THIS?
-HEY, JULIE, DON'T WORRY.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
571
00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:20,366
YOU'RE TOO LITTLE!
572
00:33:20,432 --> 00:33:24,336
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN MY
BROTHER WHEN HE WAS A KID.
OH! HE WAS SO CUTE.
573
00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:26,705
AND SWEET? I MEAN--
BUT NO MATTER WHAT HE
DID,
574
00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:30,342
HE WOULD GET IN TROUBLE.
EVERYONE WAS ALWAYS
SCREAMING AT HIM.
575
00:33:30,409 --> 00:33:34,480
-YEAH.
DADDY WAS LIKE--
-HE LOOKS JUST LIKE LEON.
576
00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:37,649
-EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE
LEON.
-DO YOU THINK SO?
577
00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:39,618
YOU KNOW, I THINK IF MY
BROTHER
WAS IN A LOVING
578
00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:41,620
ENVIRONMENT
LIKE MY HOUSE...
THAT HE WOULD REALLY
579
00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:43,322
STRAIGHTEN OUT.
580
00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:53,299
ALL RIGHT, AND SHUTTING
DOWN.
581
00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:58,604
OKAY. THANKS A LOT, BILL.
OKAY, HERE WE ARE.
[ Chattering ]
582
00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:07,513
-EXCUSE ME. HERE WE GO.
-WHERE'S THE BRIEFCASE?
583
00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:09,548
-DID YOU LEAVE IT ON THE
PLANE?
-NO, I DIDN'T.
584
00:34:09,615 --> 00:34:11,317
ONE MINUTE, ONE MINUTE.
585
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,652
-AH, THANKS.
-I'LL LOCK UP, JAMES.
-YOU BET.
586
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:18,557
-ALL RIGHT, HERE WE ARE.
-THANK YOU.
-GOOD NIGHT.
587
00:34:19,491 --> 00:34:23,362
DICKFACE. GEEZ.
588
00:34:23,429 --> 00:34:27,199
-HI, ELVIS.
HOW'D IT GO?
-HEY, PRISCILLA.
589
00:34:27,266 --> 00:34:29,268
WHICH PART? WHERE THEY
BLAMED
ME FOR THE TURBULENCE
590
00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:30,669
SPILLING
RED WINE ON THEIR
CLOTHES,
591
00:34:30,736 --> 00:34:32,838
OR THE PART WHERE THEY
BAWLED ME OUT FOR WEAK
COFFEE?
592
00:34:33,105 --> 00:34:34,873
OH, HONEY, YOU PROBABLY
JUST GOT A COUPLE OF
CREEPS.
593
00:34:35,141 --> 00:34:37,309
YEAH, RIGHT.
BUT DIDN'T IT FEEL GREAT
UP THERE IN THAT JET, NOT
594
00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:39,378
HAVING
TO WORRY ABOUT DRIVING
THE CAB?
595
00:34:39,445 --> 00:34:41,880
-I MEAN, DIDN'T THAT
MAKE IT ALL WORTHWHILE?
-YEAH, I LOVE FLYIN' A
596
00:34:42,148 --> 00:34:44,550
LEAR JET.
IT'S JUST THIS BEEPER
LIFESTYLE.
597
00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:47,953
I MEAN, YOU'RE ON CALL
ANYTIME, HONEY.
THAT MEANS WE CAN'T
598
00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:51,323
PLAN VACATIONS.
WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS?
I MEAN, COME ON.
599
00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:53,859
-AM I A WAITER OR A PILOT?
-OTHER THAN THAT,
600
00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:58,430
HOW'D YOU LIKE IT?
[ Growls ]
[ Laughs ]
601
00:34:58,497 --> 00:35:01,967
-DID YOU LIKE IT?
I KNEW YOU'D LIKE IT.
-YEAH, IT WAS ALL RIGHT.
602
00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:06,338
ALL RIGHT.
I THINK I'M GONNA TRY IT.
YEAH, YEAH. IT'S SOLID.
603
00:35:06,405 --> 00:35:09,975
OH, I GOTTA BE
HONEST WITH MYSELF HERE.
I'M A FAILURE AS A BIG
604
00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:13,479
-BROTHER.
I MEAN, LOOK AT HER.
-AND I'M GOIN'. I'M GOIN'.
605
00:35:13,545 --> 00:35:17,416
-I'M... KIDDIN' MYSELF.
-I TEACH HER HOW TO CRAWL,
AND SHE'D BOUNCIN' AROUND
606
00:35:17,483 --> 00:35:22,954
-LIKE A COCKER SPANIEL.
-HERE I GO.
OH! UH-OH.
607
00:35:23,222 --> 00:35:25,391
-YEAH. I'M GOIN'.
I'M GOING.
-WAIT A MINUTE NOW.
608
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:30,262
SHE'S UP.
SHE'S MOBILE.
SHE'S MOVIN'.
609
00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:34,700
SHE'S HEADIN'
RIGHT FOR MY TOYS.
HMM. WELL, MAYBE I BETTER
610
00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:36,702
SHOW HER ABOUT TOYS
RIGHT AWAY...
BEFORE SHE DOES
611
00:35:36,768 --> 00:35:40,772
SOMETHING DRASTIC
TO ONE OF MY TOYS.
ALL RIGHT, LET ME SHOW
612
00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:43,342
YOU
SOMETHING. COME HERE.
THESE ARE ALL TOYS, RIGHT?
613
00:35:43,409 --> 00:35:45,010
-YEAH.
-SOME OF THEM ARE MINE,
614
00:35:45,277 --> 00:35:46,912
SOME OF THEM ARE YOURS.
THE WAY YOU TELL THE
DIFFERENCE
615
00:35:47,179 --> 00:35:49,281
-IS I HAVE ALL THE GREAT
TOYS,
-LET ME SEE IT.
616
00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:51,917
CAN'T I SEE THAT?
AND YOU HAVE ALL THESE
STUPID LITTLE...
617
00:35:52,184 --> 00:35:53,752
-DON'T-HURT-YOURSELF
BABY TOYS.
-GEEZ. BUT I LIKE IT.
618
00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:56,488
WELL, OF COURSE YOU LIKE
IT.
IT'S A BIG-BOY TOY.
619
00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:58,490
-WELL, CAN'T I JUST SEE
IT
FOR A LITTLE WHILE?
620
00:35:58,557 --> 00:36:00,759
-YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.
YOU THINK YOU CAN JUMP
RIGHT INTO A TOY LIKE
621
00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:02,694
THIS?
[ Chuckles ]
GROW UP, KID.
622
00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:06,898
-GEEZ, HE'S ALWAYS
SO MEAN TO ME.
-LOOK, HERE'S A TOY YOU
623
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:10,369
-CAN
PLAY WITH--A NERF BALL.
-I DON'T LIKE BALLS!
624
00:36:10,436 --> 00:36:12,838
OH, DON'T CRY AGAIN.
[ Sighs ]
[ Stuart Shouting ]
625
00:36:17,943 --> 00:36:23,249
-FREEZE!
-WHAT THE--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
626
00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:25,517
-I'M SORRY, MAN.
-YOU HAVE A GUN IN MY
HOUSE?
627
00:36:25,584 --> 00:36:27,653
-THERE ARE KIDS HERE!
-IT'S ONLY NINE
MILLIMETER.
628
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,621
-IT'S NOT LOADED.
-OH, MAN. THAT'S WHAT IS
EXACTLY
629
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:31,657
THE STUPID THING PEOPLE
SAY...
WHEN THEY ACCIDENTALLY
630
00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:33,725
KILL
SOMEONE--"OH, I DIDN'T
THINK
631
00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:35,561
-IT WAS LOADED."
-YOU KNOW,
YOU GUYS MAKE ME LAUGH.
632
00:36:35,627 --> 00:36:39,598
YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY.
YOU KNOW, YOU STOCK UP
YOUR CABINETS WITH
633
00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:42,901
BOTTLED WATER
AND FLASHLIGHTS,
BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK IS
634
00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:46,305
GONNA HAPPEN WHEN THE
SHIT
REALLY HITS THE FAN, HUH?
635
00:36:46,372 --> 00:36:49,341
LIKE EARTHQUAKES
OR FLASH FLOODS OR MUD
636
00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:51,410
SLIDES,
OR JUST, LIKE,
A LOT OF CHAOS AND
637
00:36:51,477 --> 00:36:53,379
HORROR,
PEOPLE DYING IN THE
STREETS,
638
00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:56,415
AND YOU'RE SITTING
NICE AND PRETTY
WITH YOUR BOTTLED WATER?
639
00:36:56,482 --> 00:37:01,287
NOW, THE GUY NEXT DOOR
HAS GOT ONE OF THESE.
WHO'S GONNA GO THIRSTY--
640
00:37:01,353 --> 00:37:03,522
HIM OR YOU?
[ Exhales ]
I MEAN,
641
00:37:06,492 --> 00:37:09,761
-THINK ABOUT IT.
-YOU'RE NUTS.
[ Groans]
642
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:17,669
MOLLIE, I DON'T WANT
THAT MANIAC AROUND THE
643
00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,871
-KIDS.
-HE'S THEIR UNCLE.
-OH, HE'S A MANIAC!
644
00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:22,508
-HE SLEEPS WITH A GUN.
-OH, HE DOES NOT.
-HE DOES TOO. HE TRIED
645
00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:25,744
-TO SHOOT ME WHEN I CAME
IN.
-STEWBALL?
646
00:37:25,811 --> 00:37:27,979
-MOLL?
-DO YOU HAVE
A GUN IN THERE?
647
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:31,317
-IT'S NOT LOADED.
[ Scoffs ]
-IT'S NOT LOADED.
648
00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:35,321
-I NEED SOME COVERS.
-YOU KNOW, WHY IS IT IF I
DRINK
649
00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:37,723
OUT OF A STYROFOAM CUP...
YOU GIVE ME A TWO-HOUR
LECTURE,
650
00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:39,925
B-BUT TRAVIS BICKEL MOVES
IN
WITH US...
651
00:37:39,991 --> 00:37:42,428
WITH A SEMIAUTOMATIC
WEAPON,
AND IT'S OKAY?
652
00:37:42,494 --> 00:37:44,730
CHILL OUT. THIS IS NEW
YORK.
WOMEN CARRY GUNS
653
00:37:44,796 --> 00:37:46,898
IN THEIR PURSES. MOST
PEOPLE
HAVE THEM IN THEIR
654
00:37:46,965 --> 00:37:50,736
NIGHTSTANDS.
JIMMY, IF A LITTLE
UNLOADED GUN
655
00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:53,772
-MAKES HIM FEEL BETTER--
[ Scoffs ]
-MAKES HIM FEEL BETTER?
656
00:37:53,839 --> 00:37:56,475
MAYBE CLIMBING A TOWER...
AND SHOOTING STUDENT
NURSES
657
00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:58,844
WOULD MAKE HIM FEEL
BETTER.
[ Sighs ]
658
00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:00,045
GEEZ!
659
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:33,078
OKAY, NOW, THIS MIGHT
SOUND
660
00:38:33,345 --> 00:38:35,514
LIKE A STUPID QUESTION,
DO YOU HAVE A FLIGHT
TODAY?
661
00:38:35,581 --> 00:38:37,082
BUT WHERE IS JULIE'S
PENIS?
[Parents Continue Indistinct]
662
00:38:37,349 --> 00:38:38,784
I MEAN,
IS IT IN THE TUB, MAYBE?
663
00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:41,820
DID SHE BREAK IT OFF?
[ Child's Voice ]
NO PENIS.
664
00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:43,922
OH, IT'S OKAY.
[ Chuckling ]
HE WANTS TO KNOW
665
00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:47,526
-WHY JULIE DOESN'T HAVE A
PENIS.
-WHAT?
666
00:38:47,593 --> 00:38:51,530
-YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM
ABOUT GIRLS AND BOYS.
-NOT AT THIS AGE, HONEY.
667
00:38:51,597 --> 00:38:54,933
-NO, I MEAN, JUST TELL HIM
WHY WE'RE DIFFERENT.
-NO, YOU DO IT. I TOLD HIM
668
00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:01,039
-ABOUT THE POTTY BIT.
-ALL RIGHT. TAKE JULIE.
GO SEE DADDY. GO SEE DADDY.
669
00:39:01,106 --> 00:39:05,911
MIKEY, JULIE IS A GIRL,
AND YOU ARE A BOY, OKAY?
670
00:39:05,977 --> 00:39:09,948
LITTLE BOYS HAVE PENISES,
BUT GIRLS DON'T HAVE THEM
BECAUSE THEY DON'T NEED
671
00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:13,552
THEM.
IT'S LIKE MOMMY--
MOMMY IS A GIRL,
672
00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:16,955
-SO I DON'T HAVE A PENIS.
-BUT SHE'S GOT
SOME SET OF BALLS.
673
00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:24,963
-BUT DADDY IS A BIG--
-PENIS!
-THAT'S RIGHT!
674
00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:32,003
-HERE WE GO.
WHAT'S THAT?
-HMM. A PENIS.
675
00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:37,743
-THIS ONE?
-NO PENIS.
-THAT'S GOOD!
676
00:39:37,809 --> 00:39:45,183
-HE UNDERSTANDS.
WHAT'S THIS?
HMM. TOUGH CALL.
677
00:39:45,451 --> 00:39:49,721
OH, BOY, WAS THAT
STUPID, OR WHAT?
IT WAS VERY STUPID.
678
00:39:49,788 --> 00:39:53,925
I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE
A HEART ATTACK.
IT'S VERY--YOU SEE, AT
679
00:39:53,992 --> 00:39:56,662
THIS
AGE, PEOPLE HAVE A
TENDENCY
680
00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:59,598
TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK.
YOU CAN DO THAT.
YOU JUST GO UP AND DOWN.
681
00:39:59,665 --> 00:40:02,100
BUT EVENTUALLY,
YOU HAVE A HEART ATTACK,
AND YOU--
682
00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:04,169
JUMP UP AND DOWN LIKE
THAT,
AND DON'T FORGET TO
683
00:40:04,436 --> 00:40:06,805
BREATHE.
DON'T FORGET TO BREATHE!
A LOT OF TIMES, PEOPLE
684
00:40:06,872 --> 00:40:08,607
JUST
DROP DEAD HERE, AND YOU
SAY,
685
00:40:08,674 --> 00:40:11,777
"WHAT HAPPENED?"
"I FORGOT TO BREATHE.
I WASN'T BREATHING."
686
00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:13,812
JUMP! JUMP UP AND DOWN.
YOU TWO, LIKE THAT.
FINE.
687
00:40:16,582 --> 00:40:19,718
YOU LIKE THIS HOUSE,
DON'T YOU ?
YES, IT'S A VERY GOOD HOUSE.
688
00:40:19,785 --> 00:40:21,753
IS IT JUST ME,
OR IS THIS GUY REALLY
WEIRD ?
689
00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:24,189
YOU JUST RIPPED MY FACE
OFF.
690
00:40:24,456 --> 00:40:26,525
SHE RIPS MY FACE OFF,
AND YOU PUNCH ME.
691
00:40:26,592 --> 00:40:29,027
OH, I'VE NEVER HAD
SO MUCH FUN IN MY LIFE !
692
00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:32,598
YO, EDDIE, CHECK OUT THE
BLONDE ON THE MONKEY BARS !
YOU CAN SEE RIGHT UP HER DRESS
693
00:40:32,664 --> 00:40:35,901
[ Laughing ]
YEAH, MAN, THAT'S SHEILA.
WE PLAYED DOCTOR TOGETHER
694
00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:38,604
-PLAYED DOC... WHERE ?
-RIGHT OVER THERE, MAN,
695
00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:41,740
-BEHIND THAT BEANBAG
THING.
-YOU DOG !
696
00:40:41,807 --> 00:40:43,809
GOTTA MAKE ANOTHER
HOUSE CALL.
697
00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:47,178
HMM. EDDIE GETS ALL THE GIRLS.
HE'S NOT WEARIN'
A DIAPER.
698
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,648
HMM. EDDIE GETS ALL THE GIRLS.
HE'S NOT WEARIN'
A DIAPER.
699
00:40:49,715 --> 00:40:52,117
MAYBE I OUGHT TO GIVE
THIS POTTY THING A TRY.
700
00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:55,020
* WHEN YOU HAVE TO PEE
YOU JUMP UP AND DOWN
701
00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:58,156
* BUT SOMETIMES
NOTHING HAS TO COME OUT
702
00:40:58,223 --> 00:41:02,160
* SO YOU TRY TO JUMP UP
AND DOWN A
LITTLE MORE *
703
00:41:03,228 --> 00:41:06,097
AND I DON'T HAVE TO PEE.
704
00:41:06,832 --> 00:41:09,200
I DON'T HAVE TO PEE.
705
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:13,639
I DO HAVE TO PEE
AND I BETTER GO
SOMEWHERE.
706
00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:17,108
HERE I GO. OKAY.
NOW'S THE TIME. I JUST...
707
00:41:20,646 --> 00:41:22,280
THAT STUFF REALLY SNEAKS
UP ON YA.
708
00:41:22,548 --> 00:41:23,649
[ Chuckles ]
709
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:32,223
HEY, I WANT A BALL
OF KRAFT CARAMEL
PIECES.
710
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:35,260
(TV) INTRODUCING WWF
WRESTLING BUDDIES,
711
00:41:35,527 --> 00:41:37,696
THE ROUGH AND
READY WRESTLERS FROM
TONKA !
712
00:41:37,763 --> 00:41:41,299
WWF WRESTLING BUDDIES BY
TONKA ?
I WANT ONE OF THOSE !
713
00:41:41,567 --> 00:41:43,168
HERE COMES THE NEW
COBRA HAMMERHEAD !
714
00:41:43,234 --> 00:41:45,637
THE COBRA HAMMERHEAD WILL
SINK THOSE JOES !
715
00:41:45,704 --> 00:41:48,106
WOW !
I NEED A COBRA HAMMERHEAD!
716
00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:50,609
HEY, I WANT
A COBRA "CAMERAHEAD."
717
00:41:50,676 --> 00:41:53,244
IT'S FOR BOYS. GEEZ.
718
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:56,682
-HEY, PRISCILLA.
-HI, ELVIS.
719
00:41:59,050 --> 00:42:02,821
-MIKEY, GUESS WHAT
I GOT YOU, BOY?
-A COBRA HAMMERHEAD ?
720
00:42:02,888 --> 00:42:05,023
-AN AIRPLANE !
-OH, MAN.
721
00:42:05,090 --> 00:42:07,358
THAT'S A LEAR 24,
JUST LIKE YOUR DAD FLIES.
722
00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:09,628
YOU KNOW, ONE DAY I'LL
TAKE YOU OUT TO THE
AIRPORT
723
00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:10,929
YOU CAN SIT RIGHT
UP HERE WITH ME.
724
00:42:10,996 --> 00:42:12,664
-YOU WANNA DO THAT ?
-NO.
725
00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:16,267
MAN, I HAVE NEVER BEEN
MORE INSULTED.
726
00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:20,706
I GET UP FOR THIS
JOB INTERVIEW
THIS MORNING, RIGHT?
727
00:42:20,772 --> 00:42:22,040
EVERYTHING IS GOIN'
GREAT.
728
00:42:22,107 --> 00:42:26,144
-IT'S FOR THIS LIBERAL-TYPE
ORGANIZATION, RIGHT ?
-WHICH ONE?
729
00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:30,749
I DON'T KNOW. THE AMERICAN
FOUNDATION OF CRYBABIES
OR SOME SHIT.
730
00:42:30,816 --> 00:42:33,652
HE TELLS ME THE SALARY,
AND I WANTED TO KICK HIS ASS.
731
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,253
WHO DOES HE THINK HE'S
TALKIN' TO, THIS GUY ?
732
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,188
STU, HONEY, ARE YOU HUNGRY?
733
00:42:37,255 --> 00:42:39,691
NO, I'M GONNA CHECK OUT
THE FASTER PUSSYCATS
IN THE VILLAGE.
734
00:42:39,758 --> 00:42:41,760
OH, THAT'LL BE FUN FOR
YOU.
735
00:42:41,827 --> 00:42:44,295
-YOU THINK I COULD
BORROW $20 ?
-SURE.
736
00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:49,034
-HEY, STUART, NICE JACKET.
-HEY, DO YOU MIND ?
737
00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:51,202
-I GOT A DATE.
-I GUESS NOT.
738
00:42:51,269 --> 00:42:54,706
OKAY. HERE YOU ARE.
AND I WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS.
THIS IS SOME MAD MONEY.
739
00:42:54,773 --> 00:42:58,276
JUST TAKE IT.
I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THE
SUBWAY, SO HERE.
740
00:42:58,343 --> 00:43:00,145
THERE'S A LOT OF WEIRDOS,
THERE. YOU TAKE A CAB.
741
00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:03,248
-THERE'S A LOT OF WEIRDOS?
-YEAH. TAKE A CAB.
BYE, HONEY.
742
00:43:04,950 --> 00:43:09,320
YOU KNOW, I DON'T MIND THAT
EVERY JOB INTERVIEW HE
GOES ON HE GETS UPSET.
743
00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:12,758
IT DOESN'T REALLY BOTHER
ME THAT HE TAKES MY CLOTHES
WITHOUT ASKING.
744
00:43:12,824 --> 00:43:15,360
I CAN EVEN PUT UP WITH
HIS FASCIST POINT OF
VIEW.
745
00:43:15,627 --> 00:43:16,762
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT BOTHERS
ME ?
746
00:43:16,828 --> 00:43:18,930
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY
TICKS ME OFF ?
747
00:43:18,997 --> 00:43:22,734
IS THIS AND THIS.
HE DRINKS EVERYTHING BUT
A DROP
748
00:43:22,801 --> 00:43:25,036
AND PUTS IT BACK.
HE TAKES BITES OUT OF
EVERYTHING
749
00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:28,807
AND THEN HE PUTS IT BACK.
HE READS OUR NEWSPAPERS,
OUR MAGAZINES, HIDES THEM
750
00:43:28,874 --> 00:43:30,175
BEFORE WE GET A CHANCE TO READ
THEM !
751
00:43:30,241 --> 00:43:32,811
-I'LL HAVE A TALK WITH
HIM.
-NO, NO TALK.
752
00:43:32,878 --> 00:43:34,680
-I WANT HIM OUT OF HERE.
-HE DOESN'T HAVE ANYPLACE
TO GO.
753
00:43:34,746 --> 00:43:37,348
-SEND HIM TO YOUR MOTHER'S
HOUSE.
-NO, THEY'D KILL EACH OTHER.
754
00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:39,718
MOLLIE, WHY DO YOU
PUT HIM AHEAD OF ME ?
755
00:43:39,785 --> 00:43:43,421
-I DON'T !
-YOU DO !
JUST DECIDE, HIM OR ME.
756
00:43:43,689 --> 00:43:47,225
THAT'S NOT FAIR! YOU CAN'T ASK
ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN YOU
AND MY FAMILY.
757
00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:49,828
HE'S STILL YOUR FAMILY AT YOUR
MOTHER'S HOUSE.
758
00:43:49,895 --> 00:43:51,730
I'M NOT GONNA KICK HIM OUT,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
759
00:43:51,797 --> 00:43:54,299
-I REALLY HATE YOU FOR
ASKING ME TO DO THIS.
-YOU HATE ME ?
760
00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:56,802
YES, I THINK THAT YOU ARE
BEING MEAN AND SELFISH.
761
00:43:56,868 --> 00:43:58,904
-I THINK YOU'RE INCONSIDERATE
AND STUBBORN.
762
00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,438
-OH, YEAH ?
-YEAH.
763
00:44:00,706 --> 00:44:03,474
-I THINK YOU ARE A BIG,
STUPID SLOB.
-YOU'RE JUST BIG AND STUPID.
764
00:44:03,742 --> 00:44:06,244
OKAY, I MAY BE BIG,
BUT I AM NOT STUPID !
765
00:44:06,311 --> 00:44:09,815
-SO, YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE!
-I PAY HALF THE RENT HERE,
BABY!
766
00:44:09,881 --> 00:44:11,349
WELL, I PAY ALL THE
UTILITIES !
767
00:44:11,416 --> 00:44:16,054
FINE ! ELVIS IS
LEAVING THE BUILDING !
768
00:44:16,955 --> 00:44:17,989
[ Door Slams Shut ]
769
00:44:20,191 --> 00:44:22,527
HEY, I DON'T WANT HIM
TO GO.
770
00:44:22,794 --> 00:44:26,164
-WHAT HAPPENED ?
-OH, YEAH ? CHASE MY DADDY
AWAY,
771
00:44:26,231 --> 00:44:28,967
I'LL SHOW YOU A THING OR
TWO.
HERE. HERE. GO AHEAD.
772
00:44:29,034 --> 00:44:31,369
HEY, THAT'S MINE !
[ Mikey Continues
Grumbling ]
773
00:44:31,436 --> 00:44:34,072
ALL THE YELLIN' AND
SCREAMIN' ALL THE TIME ?
774
00:44:34,139 --> 00:44:35,974
HERE'S WHAT
I THINK OF YOUR FRIEND
HERE.
775
00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:38,476
OH, NO !
776
00:44:38,744 --> 00:44:41,279
HOW'S THAT ?
BYE-BYE, BIRDIE.
777
00:44:41,346 --> 00:44:44,983
THINK YOU'RE A BIRD, HUH?
LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN FLY
NOW !
778
00:44:45,050 --> 00:44:47,352
[ Growls ]
OH, MY FRIEND !
779
00:44:47,418 --> 00:44:52,457
YOU HURT MY FRIEND !
[ Sobbing ]
YOU CREEP !
780
00:45:00,331 --> 00:45:04,469
* [ Elvis Presley ]
ARE YOU LONESOME
TONIGHT
781
00:45:05,470 --> 00:45:09,574
* DO YOU MISS ME TONIGHT
782
00:45:09,841 --> 00:45:12,443
* ARE YOU SORRY
783
00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:16,247
* WE DRIFTED APART
784
00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:23,254
* DOES YOUR MEMORY STRAY
785
00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:28,093
* TO A BRIGHTER SUMMER
DAY
786
00:45:28,994 --> 00:45:31,396
* WHEN I KISSED YOU
787
00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:35,867
* AND CALLED YOU
SWEETHEART
788
00:45:38,169 --> 00:45:42,407
* DO THE CHAIRS
IN YOUR PARLOR
789
00:45:43,809 --> 00:45:48,013
* SEEM EMPTY AND BARE
790
00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:52,884
* DO YOU GAZE AT
YOUR DOORSTEP
791
00:45:52,951 --> 00:45:56,387
* AND PICTURE ME THERE
792
00:45:57,789 --> 00:46:02,160
* IS YOUR HEART FILLED
WITH PAIN
793
00:46:02,227 --> 00:46:06,998
* SHALL I COME BACK AGAIN
794
00:46:07,065 --> 00:46:13,538
* TELL ME, DEAR
ARE YOU LONESOME
TONIGHT *
795
00:46:13,805 --> 00:46:15,006
[ Knocking ]
796
00:46:17,408 --> 00:46:20,178
-MOLLIE ?
-WHO IS IT ?
-IT'S ME, RONA.
797
00:46:22,447 --> 00:46:25,383
-HI, HON.
-DO YOU MIND IF I STAY HERE
FOR THE NIGHT ?
798
00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:28,586
I'M TOO SCARED TO GO BACK
TO MY APARTMENT.
I WAS ROBBED.
799
00:46:28,854 --> 00:46:31,256
WELL, OF COURSE YOU CAN STAY.
WHAT HAPPENED ?
800
00:46:31,322 --> 00:46:33,959
I WENT TO PUT THE KEY
IN THE DOOR,
801
00:46:34,025 --> 00:46:37,028
AND I SAW
IT WAS A LITTLE OPEN.
SO I PEEKED MY HEAD IN,
802
00:46:37,095 --> 00:46:38,529
AND THE WHOLE PLACE IS
WRECKED.
803
00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:41,232
-OH, GOD, WHAT'D THEY GET?
-EVERYTHING. THEY GOT
MY TELEPHONE,
804
00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:46,137
MY STEREO, MY CAMERA.
THEY GOT MY GRANDFATHER'S
GOLD WATCH. THAT POCKET WATCH.
805
00:46:46,204 --> 00:46:48,406
-OH, HON.
-THEY GOT ALL MY COSTUME
JEWELRY,
806
00:46:48,473 --> 00:46:50,976
AND SOME OF THAT
STUFF WAS REALLY
EXPENSIVE.
807
00:46:51,042 --> 00:46:54,179
BUT THE WORST THING IS
THE MESS:
EVERYTHING THROWN AROUND,
808
00:46:54,245 --> 00:46:55,947
JUST WHEN I WAS GETTING
ORGANIZED.
809
00:46:56,014 --> 00:47:00,551
-HELP ! FREEZE !
[ Screams ]
-STUART, PUT THE GUN DOWN.
810
00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:06,557
-RONA, THIS IS MY BROTHER,
STUART.
-HI. WHAT A SURPRISE.
811
00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,559
MOLLIE NEVER SAID
SHE HAD A BROTHER.
812
00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:10,428
-HEY, I'M SORRY FOR
AIMING THIS THING AT YOU.
813
00:47:10,495 --> 00:47:14,299
THAT'S OKAY.
NO ONE WAS KILLED.
814
00:47:14,365 --> 00:47:17,268
COME ON, YOU CAN STAY
IN MY ROOM TONIGHT.
815
00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:20,438
OKAY. UM--
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.
816
00:47:20,505 --> 00:47:24,442
-MOLLIE SAID SOME
WONDERFUL THINGS ABOUT YOU.
-OH, YEAH ?
817
00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:36,955
LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA
TELL YOU AGAIN.
818
00:47:37,022 --> 00:47:39,657
-YOU MOVE !
-NO, YOU SHOVE OVER.
THIS IS MY SIDE.
819
00:47:39,925 --> 00:47:41,692
GET OVER ON YOUR SIDE.
OOHH.
[ Mikey ] WHAT, ARE YOU
820
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:43,328
OOHH.
821
00:47:43,394 --> 00:47:45,630
[ Mikey ] WHAT, ARE YOU
AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA GET
RECOGNIZED ?
822
00:47:45,897 --> 00:47:49,300
-BITCHIN' WHEELS.
-YEAH, EXCEPT I GOTTA
RIDE BESIDE HER.
823
00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:52,070
-HERE, BUZZ OFF.
-GET YOUR FINGER OUTTA MY
EYE !
824
00:47:52,137 --> 00:47:55,573
-YOU GOT A SISTER ?
-HUH-UH.
-SO MUCH THE BETTER FOR YOU.
825
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,342
YOUR MOM TELLS 'EM
TO BE GOOD, THEY DON'T.
826
00:47:57,408 --> 00:47:59,310
THEY JUST POKE YOU IN THE
EYE.
827
00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:02,413
WORSE, THEY...
TRY AND STAY WITH ME
WHEN I'M TALKIN' TO YOU.
828
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:06,117
-UH-HUH.
-WHAT I'M SAYIN' IS,
YOUR PARENTS COMPLETELY
829
00:48:06,184 --> 00:48:09,955
-FORGET ABOUT YOU.
-NO, DUDE.
DON'T SAY THAT.
830
00:48:10,021 --> 00:48:12,390
YEAH, WELL, THE WAY IT'S
GOIN'. SEE YA LATER.
831
00:48:12,457 --> 00:48:13,891
I GOTTA BAIL, DUDE.
832
00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:17,728
[ Quacking ]
MOMMY IS SO FUNNY.
833
00:48:17,996 --> 00:48:20,498
SHE'S ALWAYS
DOING SOMETHING SO
INVENTIVE.
834
00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:23,668
SHE'S THE GREATEST.
SHE'S SO CLEVER.
835
00:48:23,935 --> 00:48:26,972
IMAGINE, USING YOUR HAND
AND TURNING IT INTO A
DUCK.
836
00:48:27,038 --> 00:48:30,175
[ Laughing ]
[ Mikey Laughing
Mockingly ]
837
00:48:30,241 --> 00:48:32,243
SURE, SURE. LAUGH NOW.
838
00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:34,112
WAIT TILL THEY TAKE OUT
THAT BIG SHARP THING
839
00:48:34,179 --> 00:48:37,482
AND START
STICKING YOU WITH IT.
HUH ?
840
00:48:37,548 --> 00:48:40,251
I HOPE THEY DON'T STICK
ME WITH ANYTHING TODAY.
841
00:48:40,318 --> 00:48:42,687
SHE'LL PROBABLY BE A LITTLE
KNOCKED OUT FROM THE
SHOT,
842
00:48:42,954 --> 00:48:45,256
SO NO DRIVING OR
OPERATING
HEAVY MACHINERY, HUH ?
843
00:48:45,323 --> 00:48:47,692
I'M ONLY ONE AND I KNOW
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
844
00:48:48,626 --> 00:48:50,261
WHAT'S THAT ?
845
00:48:50,328 --> 00:48:52,530
OH, GOD. I CAN'T WATCH
THIS PART.
846
00:48:52,597 --> 00:48:57,268
OH... MY... GOD !
[ Crying ]
847
00:48:57,335 --> 00:48:59,770
SO IT HURTS, DOES IT ? HMM ?
HURTS JUST A LITTLE ?
848
00:49:00,038 --> 00:49:03,108
[ Crying Continues ]
WILL THIS PAIN EVER GO
AWAY ?
849
00:49:03,174 --> 00:49:05,576
MAYBE IT WILL,
MAYBE IT WON'T.
850
00:49:06,644 --> 00:49:08,279
HEY, LOOK AT THIS.
851
00:49:08,346 --> 00:49:12,017
LOOK WHAT I'M DOIN'.
I'M WALKIN'.
I'M--
852
00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:15,286
[ Grunts ]
OH, MY TUSH HURTS.
853
00:49:15,353 --> 00:49:18,156
HEY, MY FRIEND'S BACK.
854
00:49:18,223 --> 00:49:23,061
[ Toy Squeaks ]
OH. NOW I REMEMBER.
855
00:49:24,362 --> 00:49:27,065
HE KILLED MY FRIEND.
856
00:49:28,099 --> 00:49:30,701
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS,
857
00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:34,372
I'M GOING TO LEARN TO WALK
AND GET THE HELL OUT OF
HERE.
858
00:49:37,308 --> 00:49:39,377
HEY, MIKE, WHAT DO YOU
SAY WE SEE A MOVIE ?
859
00:49:39,444 --> 00:49:42,313
WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU CARRY
ME AROUND TOWN FOR ONCE,
INSTEAD OF HER, DAD ?
860
00:49:42,380 --> 00:49:44,582
[ Laughing ]
YEAH, BITE MY TEETHING RING.
861
00:49:44,649 --> 00:49:48,353
ALL RIGHT.
WE GOT SCHWARZENEGGER,
AND WE GOT BETTY BOOP.
862
00:49:48,419 --> 00:49:52,490
OH, TOUGH CALL.
THEY'RE BOTH REALLY BUILT.
THEY BOTH TALK FUNNY.
863
00:49:52,557 --> 00:49:54,259
WELL, WHAT WOULD ARNOLD
SAY IF HE WERE HERE ?
864
00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:56,294
[ Imitating Arnold ] HE'D SAY,
"DO IT. WHY DON'T YOU DO
IT ?
865
00:49:56,361 --> 00:49:59,530
YOU ARE HERE. SEE MY
MOVIE."
I DON'T KNOW, ARNOLD.
866
00:49:59,597 --> 00:50:01,299
I THINK THEY'RE A LITTLE
YOUNG
FOR YOUR MOVIE, DON'T YOU?
867
00:50:01,366 --> 00:50:03,301
YEAH, HE SAYS WE'RE TOO
YOUNG.
868
00:50:03,368 --> 00:50:05,536
-ALL RIGHT.
-OH, MAN. DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE GONNA PULL THE...
869
00:50:05,603 --> 00:50:09,340
"SIR, MY KID LEFT HER
SHOE INSIDE, CAN I GO GET IT
?" GAG.
870
00:50:09,407 --> 00:50:12,677
-OKAY. COME ON.
-HE'S NOT GONNA GO FOR IT.
871
00:50:12,743 --> 00:50:16,381
-SIR, MY KID LEFT HER SHOE
INSIDE. CAN WE GET IT ?
-YEAH.
872
00:50:16,447 --> 00:50:19,517
-THANKS.
-OKAY, I GUESS HE WENT FOR
IT.
873
00:50:19,584 --> 00:50:22,887
MIKE, HERE.
REMEMBER YOUR OBNOXIOUS
ROUTINE, OKAY ?
874
00:50:23,154 --> 00:50:24,889
REMEMBER IT ?
I LIVE FOR IT.
875
00:50:25,156 --> 00:50:27,725
-SAY, "POPCORN, POPCORN."
-POPCORN, POPCORN,
POPCORN !
876
00:50:27,792 --> 00:50:30,861
-CAN I HELP YOU ?
-YEAH, THE KIDS KNOCKED
OVER THE POPCORN
877
00:50:31,129 --> 00:50:34,132
-IN THE THEATER.
-POPCORN, POPCORN, POPCORN!
878
00:50:34,199 --> 00:50:35,900
POPCORN, POPCORN !
ALL RIGHT. CALM DOWN.
JUST A MINUTE.
879
00:50:36,167 --> 00:50:39,337
[ Chuckles ]
HEY, I CAN BE OBNOXIOUS
TOO.
880
00:50:39,404 --> 00:50:43,841
POPCORN, POPCORN !
[ Whining ]
881
00:50:44,109 --> 00:50:47,145
[ Crying ]
-POPCORN, POPCORN !
-OKAY. JUST GO.
882
00:50:47,212 --> 00:50:48,313
[Whining, Crying
Continue]
OH, NO. REALLY ?
883
00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:50,681
-YOU'RE GREAT. THANKS.
-OH, YEAH.
884
00:50:50,748 --> 00:50:52,750
-THANKS A LOT.
-IT'S ALL RIGHT.
IT'S OKAY.
885
00:50:52,817 --> 00:50:53,918
ALWAYS WORKS.
886
00:50:54,185 --> 00:50:55,820
[ James ]
LOOK, YOU GUYS.
887
00:50:56,087 --> 00:50:58,556
YOU KNOW I'LL BE HOME
SOON. BUT IT'S JUST YOUR
MOTHER.
888
00:50:58,623 --> 00:51:00,391
IF SHE DOESN'T STOP
BOSSING ME AROUND,
889
00:51:00,458 --> 00:51:02,560
I'LL NEVER BE A GOOD DAD,
RIGHT ?
890
00:51:02,627 --> 00:51:05,696
I KNOW THAT ICE CREAM
DOESN'T MAKE UP FOR ME
NOT BEING HOME.
891
00:51:05,763 --> 00:51:08,666
YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW.
BUT IT'S A GOOD START.
892
00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:11,402
[ Voice Cracking ]
I MISS YOU KIDS SO MUCH.
893
00:51:15,340 --> 00:51:18,743
PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT
ME, WHATEVER SHE SAYS, OKAY ?
894
00:51:21,212 --> 00:51:24,349
AND, REMEMBER, THIS HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU GUYS,
ALL RIGHT ?
895
00:51:24,415 --> 00:51:27,152
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT,
AND IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
896
00:51:27,218 --> 00:51:29,154
I THINK IT IS HIS
FAULT.
897
00:51:29,220 --> 00:51:33,924
-YEAH, WELL, I THINK
IT'S YOUR FAULT.
-ME? YOU'RE THE BAD ONE.
898
00:51:34,192 --> 00:51:37,695
-I MISS YOU SO MUCH.
-OH, POP !
899
00:51:37,762 --> 00:51:39,764
-DO YOU MISS ME ?
-YEAH.
900
00:51:39,830 --> 00:51:44,502
ICK. MALE BONDING
MAKES ME SICK.
901
00:51:44,569 --> 00:51:50,308
-SHE NEEDS TO BE CHANGED.
-HI !
-OH. THERE YOU GO, MIKE.
902
00:51:50,375 --> 00:51:54,212
JIMMY, HAVE YOU GIVEN
ANY MORE THOUGHT TO WHAT
WE TALKED ABOUT ?
903
00:51:54,279 --> 00:51:56,914
* -WHAT ? ABOUT ME BEING
A BIG, STUPID SLOB ?
- I GOT A SPOON, UH
904
00:51:57,182 --> 00:52:00,318
* I GOT A PLATE, UH,
WE'RE GONNA
BOOM-A-BOOM-A-BOOM-BOOM *
905
00:52:00,385 --> 00:52:03,254
-NO, NOT ABOUT THAT.
-THE PART ABOUT MY BEING
MEAN AND SELFISH AND
906
00:52:03,321 --> 00:52:05,323
YOU WANTING ME OUT
OF THE HOUSE?
907
00:52:05,390 --> 00:52:07,358
I'M SORRY ! I JUST GOT UPSET
BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK YOU
APPRECIATED
908
00:52:07,425 --> 00:52:09,227
ME GETTING YOU THAT J...
MIKEY, STOP IT !
909
00:52:09,294 --> 00:52:11,696
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT !
I'LL DO IT SOFT.
910
00:52:11,762 --> 00:52:14,265
* I GOT A SPOON
YOU KNOW,
I'M NOT ONE OF THE KIDS. *
911
00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:17,001
-I CAN DO THINGS FOR
MYSELF.
-OH, YEAH, LIKE BECOMING
912
00:52:17,268 --> 00:52:19,504
AN AIRLINE PILOT WHEN YOU
ONLY FLY TWO HOURS A WEEK ?
913
00:52:19,570 --> 00:52:22,340
-IT'LL TAKE YOU TILL
YOU'RE 50.
-FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
914
00:52:22,407 --> 00:52:25,743
* I GOT MYSELF A JOB.
I GOT A PLATE, UH
WE GOTTA BOOM-BIDDY-- *
915
00:52:25,810 --> 00:52:28,913
-KNOCK IT OFF !
-KNOCK IT OFF !
-WHOA !
916
00:52:29,180 --> 00:52:32,583
WHY'D THEY DO THAT ?
HE WAS JUST WORKING
HIS PLATE.
917
00:52:54,772 --> 00:52:59,410
* I WAS DREAMIN' OF THE
PAST
918
00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:06,284
* AND MY HEART
WAS BEATING FAST
919
00:53:09,254 --> 00:53:12,590
* I BEGAN TO LOSE CONTROL
920
00:53:16,327 --> 00:53:20,431
* I BEGAN TO LOSE CONTROL
921
00:53:23,234 --> 00:53:26,671
* I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT
YOU
922
00:53:29,607 --> 00:53:35,613
* I'M SORRY
THAT I MADE YOU CRY
923
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:40,985
* OH, NOW
I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT
YOU
924
00:53:44,722 --> 00:53:46,891
* I'M JUST A JEALOUS GUY
925
00:53:50,361 --> 00:53:53,864
* I WAS FEELIN' INSECURE
926
00:53:57,234 --> 00:54:00,638
* YOU MIGHT NOT LOVE ME
ANYMORE
927
00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:08,513
* I WAS SHIVERING INSIDE
928
00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:16,587
* I WAS SHIVERING INSIDE
929
00:54:17,855 --> 00:54:22,827
* OH, I DIDN'T MEAN
TO HURT YOU
930
00:54:25,796 --> 00:54:32,870
* I'M SORRY
THAT I MADE YOU CRY
OH, NOW
931
00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:37,041
* I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT
YOU
932
00:54:40,010 --> 00:54:43,581
* I'M JUST A JEALOUS GUY
933
00:54:43,648 --> 00:54:47,017
* WATCH OUT
I'M JUST A JEALOUS GUY
LOOK OUT *
934
00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:51,055
I'M SORRY, JULIE.
[ Kisses ]
935
00:54:52,323 --> 00:54:54,425
'NIGHT, BABY.
[ Kisses ]
936
00:55:00,698 --> 00:55:04,301
[ Rona Giggling ]
[ Sighs ]
[ Whispered Chattering]
937
00:55:10,841 --> 00:55:13,010
[ Stuart ]
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN...
938
00:55:13,077 --> 00:55:15,145
[ Both Laughing ]
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
939
00:55:15,413 --> 00:55:18,883
LISTEN.
[ Laughing Continues ]
940
00:55:18,949 --> 00:55:22,520
SO I SAID TO THIS GUY,
"WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND
OF IDIOT ?"
941
00:55:22,587 --> 00:55:23,754
[ Rona ]
OH, COME ON.
942
00:55:23,821 --> 00:55:25,155
I DID.
-I SAID, "FILE SCHEDULE C."
-FILE SCHEDULE C.
943
00:55:25,423 --> 00:55:26,857
THAT'S RIGHT.
[ Laughing Continues ]
944
00:55:29,994 --> 00:55:32,630
YOU WOULD, HUH ?
I WOULD WHAT ?
945
00:55:32,697 --> 00:55:36,100
FILE SCHEDULE C.
YEAH, I WOULD.
[ Chuckles ]
946
00:55:49,013 --> 00:55:52,049
OKAY,
I CAN DO IT HOLDIN' ON.
947
00:55:52,116 --> 00:55:56,153
BUT I WONDER IF I CAN MAKE IT
ALL THE WAY TO THE COUCH.
948
00:55:56,421 --> 00:55:58,856
ALL RIGHT. HERE GOES NOTHIN'.
949
00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:09,033
YEAH, I'M DOIN' IT.
I'M DOIN' IT.
950
00:56:11,969 --> 00:56:17,241
-I'M GETTIN' THERE. YES !
[ Gasps ]
-YOU WALKED !
951
00:56:17,508 --> 00:56:20,511
I DID IT !
I MADE IT !
I WALKED !
952
00:56:24,014 --> 00:56:30,455
HONEY, YOU WALKED !
YOU WALKED !
STUART ! YOU WALKED !
953
00:56:30,521 --> 00:56:33,023
JAMES ! JULIE...
954
00:56:35,593 --> 00:56:37,728
[ Rona ]
JIMMY CALLED. HE'S GONNA
PICK UP THE KIDS TOMORROW.
955
00:56:37,795 --> 00:56:40,731
[ Mollie ]
DID HE ASK TO TALK TO
ME AT ALL ?
956
00:56:40,798 --> 00:56:42,733
WELL, IT'S ONLY BEEN
A COUPLE OF DAYS.
957
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:47,738
-FINE, FINE. LET'S WORK.
-I GOT A SPOUSE WHO WANTS
TO MAKE A CONTRIBUTION
958
00:56:47,805 --> 00:56:50,841
INTO AN IRA ACCOUNT,
AND HER HUSBAND'S COVERED
BY A PENSION PLAN.
959
00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:53,143
YOU'D LOSE
A $2,000 DEDUCTION.
960
00:56:54,612 --> 00:56:56,781
I ACTUALLY THINK
YOU'RE JUST BEING LAZY.
961
00:56:56,847 --> 00:56:59,584
YOU NEED TO DO A SEPARATE
AND A JOINT RETURN AND SEE
WHICH ONE TURNS OUT BEST.
962
00:56:59,650 --> 00:57:03,220
-I KNOW.
-I KNOW YOU KNOW.
-I KNOW YOU KNOW I KNOW.
963
00:57:03,488 --> 00:57:06,691
GET A LOAD OF THIS
ASSHOLE HERE.
HE'S A TEACHER, RIGHT ?
964
00:57:06,757 --> 00:57:10,160
SO HE FIGURES THAT HIS
CHAIR AND HIS DESK ARE
ONE-FOURTH.
965
00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:13,197
OF HIS SIX-ROOM
APARTMENT.
966
00:57:13,464 --> 00:57:17,568
SO HE DEDUCTS ONE-TWENTY
FOURTH OF HIS RESIDENCE
AS WORK SPACE.
967
00:57:17,635 --> 00:57:19,236
STUART, YOU CAN'T DO
THAT.
968
00:57:19,504 --> 00:57:20,805
-HE CAN DO IT.
-IT'S ONLY ONE-TWENTY FOURTH,
WHO'S GONNA CARE?
969
00:57:20,871 --> 00:57:22,640
FIRST OF ALL, HE HAS A
CLASSROOM,
970
00:57:22,707 --> 00:57:26,310
AND HIS SCHOOL HAS A TEACHER'S
LOUNGE. THAT'S
EMPLOYER-PROVIDED WORKSPACE.
971
00:57:26,577 --> 00:57:28,312
-YOU CAN'T DEDUCT THAT.
-YOU'RE TOO STRICT.
972
00:57:28,579 --> 00:57:30,648
-YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH IT.
-YOU WANNA BE A CRIMINAL ?
GOOD.
973
00:57:30,715 --> 00:57:33,250
[ Laughing ]
WHAT IS WRONG, DOLL ?
974
00:57:33,518 --> 00:57:36,220
LOOK AT US.
IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT AT
10:00,
975
00:57:36,487 --> 00:57:38,088
AND WE'RE HERE WITH OUR
1040s.
976
00:57:38,155 --> 00:57:42,226
-[ Together ] IT'S TAX SEASON.
-I DON'T CARE. WE SHOULD
BE OUT, HAVING FUN.
977
00:57:42,493 --> 00:57:46,063
HEY, THIS IS FUN.
[ Scoffs ]
978
00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:48,966
-I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG.
-NO, YOU DON'T.
-I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
979
00:57:49,033 --> 00:57:50,768
OKAY, WHAT AM I THINKING ?
980
00:57:50,835 --> 00:57:52,870
YOU'RE THINKING ''WHAT'S JIMMY
DOING? HE'S OUT THERE
HAVING A BALL.''
981
00:57:52,937 --> 00:57:55,906
[ Scoffs ]
YEAH, "BALL" BEING
THE OPERATIVE WORD.
982
00:57:55,973 --> 00:58:00,711
MOLLIE, COME ON.
HE'S PROBABLY ON HIS
SISTER'S COUCH WATCHING TV.
983
00:58:00,778 --> 00:58:03,581
-HE'S PROBABLY GETTING LAID.
-OH, STUART !
-THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
984
00:58:03,648 --> 00:58:04,915
THAT'S JUST WHAT I NEED
TO HEAR.
985
00:58:04,982 --> 00:58:06,216
MR. WONDERFUL, MY BROTHER.
986
00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:08,185
-IT WAS JUST A PHYSICAL
THING.
-JUST WORK.
987
00:58:10,755 --> 00:58:14,024
-HEY, RONA. LET'S GO
AND GET SOMETHING TO EAT.
-OKAY, LET'S GO.
988
00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:21,131
* [ Rock ]
LAST NIGHT A LITTLE
DANCER
989
00:58:21,198 --> 00:58:25,202
* CAME DANCING TO MY DOOR
990
00:58:25,269 --> 00:58:29,840
* LAST NIGHT A LITTLE ANGEL
CAME PUMPIN' ON THE
FLOOR *
991
00:58:29,907 --> 00:58:31,842
[ Laughing ]
[ Giggling ]
992
00:58:31,909 --> 00:58:35,245
WHOA, THIS IS GREAT.
MY WIFE WOULD NEVER LET
ME DRIVE WITH THE TOP DOWN.
993
00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:37,648
SHE'D TELL ME
"IT WOULD CAUSE SKIN
CANCER."
994
00:58:37,715 --> 00:58:39,249
AND SHE'D SAY
THESE WOULD CAUSE
EMPHYSEMA.
995
00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:41,518
AND THIS WOULD CAUSE
LIVER DISEASE.
996
00:58:42,753 --> 00:58:44,722
* BECAUSE
IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR
997
00:58:44,789 --> 00:58:46,356
* OH, MAN !
SHE CRIED MORE, MORE,
MORE
998
00:58:46,624 --> 00:58:50,027
* [ Woman Screaming ]
WITH A REBEL YELL
999
00:58:50,094 --> 00:58:51,361
* [ Yelling ]
SHE CRIED MORE, MORE,
MORE *
1000
00:58:51,629 --> 00:58:55,032
[ Horn Honking ]
WHOA ! WHAT A RUSH !
[ Giggling ]
1001
00:58:55,099 --> 00:58:58,168
OH, MAN !
MY WIFE WOULD HAVE HATED
THAT.
1002
00:58:58,235 --> 00:59:01,972
HOW DULL ! I MEAN, YOU
HAVE TO HAVE SOME FUN
IN LIFE!
1003
00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:04,341
YOU KNOW WHAT HER IDEA
OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY
WOULD BE?
1004
00:59:04,609 --> 00:59:06,877
FORGETTING
ONE OF HER VITAMINS.
[ Giggles ]
1005
00:59:06,944 --> 00:59:10,981
WHAT A SNAIL !
HEY, LET'S GO GET SOME
PORK.
1006
00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:15,620
* WITH A REBEL YELL
MORE, MORE, MORE *
1007
00:59:19,289 --> 00:59:23,027
[Children Chatter, Shout]
-YOU OKAY?
-YEAH. I'M FINE.
1008
00:59:23,093 --> 00:59:26,030
I JUST WISH JAMES WOULD
GET HERE SO I CAN GO TO
WORK ALREADY.
1009
00:59:26,096 --> 00:59:28,733
OKAY, YOU LITTLE BRAT,
LET GO OF HER HEAD !
1010
00:59:28,799 --> 00:59:30,768
LET GO. JUST, JUST--
HEY !
1011
00:59:30,835 --> 00:59:33,804
EVERYBODY IN THE CIRCLE.
EVERYBODY IN THE CIRCLE.
JUST... GET IN THE CIRCLE.
1012
00:59:33,871 --> 00:59:35,906
[ Screams ]
GET IN THE CIRCLE.
1013
00:59:35,973 --> 00:59:39,910
JUST, EVERYBODY TOGETHER.
JUST, WHO AM I TALKING TO
HERE ?
1014
00:59:39,977 --> 00:59:43,013
NOW, EDDIE,
RUN THIS POTTY THING
BY ME ONE MORE TIME.
1015
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:46,050
IT'S SIMPLE.
YOU GOTTA TAKE CONTROL
OF THE SITUATION.
1016
00:59:46,116 --> 00:59:49,787
-HOW YOU DO THAT ?
-YOU GOTTA SAY,
"HEY, YO, PEE-PEE.
1017
00:59:49,854 --> 00:59:53,023
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE,
BUT YOU'RE NOT COMIN' OUT
TILL I SAY SO."
1018
00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:56,393
-THE PEE-PEES JUST LISTEN
TO YOU ?
-SOMETIMES THEY DO,
1019
00:59:56,661 --> 01:00:00,364
SOMETIMES THEY DON'T,
BUT THAT'S WHAT THE
GROWNUPS ARE THERE FOR.
1020
01:00:00,631 --> 01:00:03,333
HEY, BUSTER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
[ Mutters ]
1021
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:07,672
-HEY, JOEY, NEED SOME HELP?
-GET IN A CIRCLE.
INDIANS DANCE IN A CIRCLE.
1022
01:00:07,738 --> 01:00:09,273
HEY!
1023
01:00:09,339 --> 01:00:12,309
HELP ME. JEWS AND
ITALIANS
ALL DANCE IN CIRCLES.
1024
01:00:12,376 --> 01:00:15,980
COME, KIDS.
HELP ME. HELP ME HERE.
DO THAT STEP WE DO.
1025
01:00:17,815 --> 01:00:18,983
DO THIS, KIDS!
1026
01:00:25,289 --> 01:00:28,058
GOOD! ALL RIGHT.
1027
01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,828
-ELVIS! ELVIS!
-OOH, ELVIS, MY MAN!
1028
01:00:30,895 --> 01:00:33,297
COME ON! DANCE, DANCE, DANCE.
COME ON!
1029
01:00:33,363 --> 01:00:35,800
DAMNIT, I'LL SLAP YOU. DANCE!
1030
01:00:35,866 --> 01:00:39,036
DANCE! HEY! TWIST, TWIST!
1031
01:00:40,805 --> 01:00:41,906
COME ON, TWIST!
1032
01:00:44,775 --> 01:00:47,644
-FOLLOW ME!
-FOLLOW HIM! FOLLOW HIM! HERE,
I'LL GIVE YA A DOLLAR. FOLLOW!
1033
01:01:08,298 --> 01:01:12,069
COME ON, SHOW OFF,
GET OUT OF HERE!
1034
01:01:30,721 --> 01:01:35,692
OH, ARE YOU KIDDING?
I'M HAVING A STROKE.
OH, BOY!
1035
01:01:49,940 --> 01:01:52,276
HEY COME HERE, ELVIS, I'M YOUR
KID, NOT THEM!
1036
01:01:52,342 --> 01:01:57,247
YOU HIT ME! YOU HIT ME.
HEY, MOLLY. SEE YOU LATER.
1037
01:02:03,087 --> 01:02:05,990
WHAT'S WITH HIM? HE ACTS LIKE
I DON'T EVEN EXIST.
1038
01:02:06,757 --> 01:02:08,025
I DON'T GET IT.
1039
01:02:09,259 --> 01:02:10,727
AM I LOSING IT?
1040
01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:18,368
OH MAN, JULIE. IF WE'RE GOING
TO GET YOUR DADDY BACK...
1041
01:02:18,435 --> 01:02:21,205
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO
SOME SERIOUS PACKAGING.
1042
01:02:22,873 --> 01:02:24,141
ARE YOU WITH ME, KID?
1043
01:02:24,208 --> 01:02:26,410
YEAH!
LET'S DRESS UP FOR DADDY!
1044
01:02:26,476 --> 01:02:31,015
* WHEN I HAVE A BRAND NEW
HAIRDO
1045
01:02:31,081 --> 01:02:36,053
(LAUGHING)
* WITH MY
EYELASHES ALL IN CURL
1046
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:40,524
* I FLOAT AS THE CLOUDS
ON AIR DO
1047
01:02:40,791 --> 01:02:45,229
* I ENJOY BEING A GIRL
1048
01:02:45,295 --> 01:02:50,000
* I FLIP WHEN A FELLOW
SENDS ME FLOWERS
1049
01:02:50,067 --> 01:02:54,872
* I DROOL OVER DRESSES
MADE OF LACE
1050
01:02:54,939 --> 01:02:59,176
* I TALK ON THE TELEPHONE
FOR HOURS
1051
01:02:59,243 --> 01:03:03,914
* WITH A POUND AND A HALF
OF CREAM UPON MY FACE
1052
01:03:03,981 --> 01:03:09,119
* I'M STRICTLY A FEMALE
FEMALE
1053
01:03:09,186 --> 01:03:13,657
* AND MY FUTURE I HOPE WILL BE
1054
01:03:13,924 --> 01:03:18,162
* IN THE HOME OF A
BRAVE AND FREE MALE
1055
01:03:18,228 --> 01:03:24,234
* WHO ENJOYS BEING A GUY
1056
01:03:24,301 --> 01:03:31,475
* HAVING A GIRL LIKE ME *
1057
01:03:34,011 --> 01:03:36,947
-GEE, HI!
-HEY, RONA! YOU LOOK GOOD.
-THANKS, DOLL.
1058
01:03:37,014 --> 01:03:39,483
ALL RIGHT, BIG BOY.
I'LL SEE YOU.
1059
01:03:39,549 --> 01:03:41,418
-NO NO, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
DON'T GO.
-I GOTTA GO!
1060
01:03:41,485 --> 01:03:43,287
NO, MOLLY WANTS TO
TALK TO YOU.
1061
01:03:43,353 --> 01:03:46,823
-FOR WHAT?
-COME ON, OH, JIMMY, JUST TALK
TO HER, COME ON. BE NICE.
1062
01:03:49,226 --> 01:03:51,561
OH, HI!
1063
01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:53,898
HAVE YOU SEEN MY
SUNGLASSES ANYWHERE?
1064
01:03:53,964 --> 01:03:57,567
JIMMY, DON'T YOU THINK WE
SHOULD TRY AND WORK OUT SOME
OF YOUR PROBLEMS?
1065
01:03:57,834 --> 01:04:00,570
WHAT PROBLEMS? THE BIGGEST
PROBLEM I GOT IS SQUINTING MY
EYES ALL DAY.
1066
01:04:00,837 --> 01:04:03,040
DON'T YOU EVEN MISS THIS?
1067
01:04:03,107 --> 01:04:06,010
OOH, CALLING OUT THE
HEAVY ARTILLERY, HUH?
1068
01:04:06,076 --> 01:04:08,612
-GOD, DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE
SUCH A PUTZ?
-OH, PIPE DOWN.
1069
01:04:11,081 --> 01:04:13,483
HMM, MAYBE THIS IS A GOOD
OPPORTUNITY FOR ME TO TRY
WHAT EDDIE SAID.
1070
01:04:13,550 --> 01:04:15,953
I THINK I'LL JUST HAVE A TALK
WITH MY PEE-PEE.
1071
01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:18,255
I'M GETTING READY TO GO TO
THE POTTY, SO DON'T COME OUT.
1072
01:04:19,456 --> 01:04:22,159
HMM! I CAN STILL FEEL
THEM IN THERE.
1073
01:04:22,226 --> 01:04:25,462
BUT MAYBE IT'S WORKING.
MAYBE EDDIE WAS RIGHT!
1074
01:04:25,529 --> 01:04:27,164
OKAY.
LET'S SEE IF I CAN MAKE IT.
1075
01:04:29,133 --> 01:04:32,736
I CAN STILL FEEL 'EM.
MAYBE THEY'RE LISTENING TO ME.
1076
01:04:33,003 --> 01:04:36,073
OKAY, DON'T COME OUT,
DON'T COME OUT!
1077
01:04:36,140 --> 01:04:38,608
OOH, IT'S GETTING A LITTLE
TOUGHER NOW.
1078
01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:40,644
DON'T COME OUT,
I'M ALMOST THERE.
1079
01:04:41,545 --> 01:04:43,647
OOH! I MIGHT MAKE IT.
1080
01:04:43,914 --> 01:04:48,585
DON'T COME OUT! OOH, HAD TO
PINCH THAT ONE BACK. YEAH.
1081
01:04:48,652 --> 01:04:50,354
OKAY DON'T COME OUT,
DON'T COME OUT.
1082
01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:54,524
MIGHT MAKE IT! IF I COULD JUST
GET THESE DARN PANTS DOWN.
1083
01:04:54,591 --> 01:04:57,027
OH, WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD IT...
1084
01:04:58,895 --> 01:05:04,068
(GROANS WITH RELIEF)
(HALLELUJAH CHORUS PLAYING)
1085
01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:09,639
MOMMY, DADDY!
MOMMY, DADDY!
1086
01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:14,979
-HUH? WHAT?
-WHAT IS THAT?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?
1087
01:05:15,045 --> 01:05:20,050
-OH! HONEY!
-OH! MIKE, YOU DID IT!
YOU DID IT, BOY. I'M SO...
1088
01:05:20,117 --> 01:05:22,352
WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE
I'M NOT DONE!
1089
01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:24,788
MIKEY WENT PEE-PEE
IN THE POTTY!
1090
01:05:25,055 --> 01:05:29,059
(SINGING)
PEE-PEE IN THE POTTY!
PEE-PEE IN THE POTTY!
1091
01:05:32,162 --> 01:05:35,532
ISN'T IT GREAT, SWEETIE?
YOUR BROTHER WENT PEE-PEE!
1092
01:05:35,599 --> 01:05:38,235
BIG DEAL. I MADE A DOODEY.
1093
01:05:38,302 --> 01:05:42,106
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, WHAT A
BIG BOY! GOOD BOY!
1094
01:05:42,172 --> 01:05:44,508
I HAVEN'T FELT THIS GOOD SINCE
THE DAY HE WAS BORN.
1095
01:05:44,574 --> 01:05:47,544
I KNOW, IT'S SO WEIRD, IT'S
BETTER THAN MONEY, IT'S BETTER
THAN AIRPLANES, ITS...
1096
01:05:47,611 --> 01:05:49,546
IT'S BETTER THAN SEX!
1097
01:05:49,613 --> 01:05:51,715
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT, BUT...
1098
01:05:54,351 --> 01:05:56,353
YOU HUNGRY?
1099
01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:58,822
-NO, I GOTTA GO.
-I COULD FIX YOU
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
1100
01:05:59,089 --> 01:06:01,058
I GOT A NINE O'CLOCK FLIGHT.
1101
01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:03,027
BUT IT'S POURING OUT!
1102
01:06:03,093 --> 01:06:05,329
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
IT'S BETTER TO BE UP IN THE
AIR POURING
1103
01:06:05,395 --> 01:06:07,297
THAN IT IS ON THE GROUND ON
THE HIGHWAY IN A CAR!
1104
01:06:07,364 --> 01:06:09,399
WELL, WHOEVER SAID THAT THE
HIGHWAY WAS SAFE?
1105
01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:12,969
I MEAN, EVERY YEAR THERE'S
200,000 FATALITIES RELATED TO
THE RAIN, AND...
1106
01:06:22,046 --> 01:06:23,580
WANT SOME CHICKEN?
1107
01:06:23,647 --> 01:06:26,316
I DON'T KNOW, IT DEPENDS
ON HOW IT TURNS OUT.
1108
01:06:26,383 --> 01:06:30,020
OKAY SO WHAT DO YOU NEED?
PAPRIKA, VEGETABLES, WHAT...
1109
01:06:33,357 --> 01:06:36,326
GET ME WHATEVER YOU WANT.
HEY, MOLLY. DO YOU WANT
SOME CHICKEN?
1110
01:06:36,393 --> 01:06:38,362
UM, NO THANKS, HONEY,
I DON'T EAT MEAT.
1111
01:06:38,428 --> 01:06:43,667
...HAVOC IN FIVE STATES. THE
FORECAST CALLS FOR
INCREASED WINDS....
1112
01:06:43,733 --> 01:06:48,572
THAT'S IT. I HAVE TO TALK TO
JIMMY, THIS IS CRAZY.
1113
01:06:53,243 --> 01:06:55,745
HI, THIS IS MOLLIE RIALCO.
COULD I SPEAK TO MY
HUSBAND JAMES?
1114
01:06:56,012 --> 01:06:58,715
-HE'S ON THE FIELD.
-OH HE IS?
-YEAH.
1115
01:06:58,782 --> 01:07:00,784
-OH HAS HE TAXIED OUT YET?
-NOT YET.
1116
01:07:01,051 --> 01:07:03,253
OH GOOD. COULD YOU HAVE
SOMEBODY GO OUT THERE AND GET
HIM FOR ME PLEASE?
1117
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:06,456
-IT'S AN EMERGENCY.
-NO.
1118
01:07:06,523 --> 01:07:09,659
-DO YOU THINK YOU COULD
REACH HIM ON HIS PHONE?
-NO.
1119
01:07:09,726 --> 01:07:14,398
-ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. SO WHAT
TERMINAL IS HE IN?
-AIRBORNE EXPRESS TERMINAL.
1120
01:07:14,464 --> 01:07:16,866
-OKAY, GOT IT. WHAT RAMP?
-WHAT DO I KNOW? YOU'LL HAVE
TO COME IN AND ASK.
1121
01:07:17,134 --> 01:07:18,568
OKAY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1122
01:07:18,635 --> 01:07:22,239
STEWART, I'VE GOT TO GO GET
JAMES.
1123
01:07:22,306 --> 01:07:24,308
YOU FEED THE KIDS THEIR
DINNER, ALL RIGHT?
1124
01:07:24,374 --> 01:07:27,211
AND DO NOT GIVE THEM ANY
DIET COKE LIKE YOU
DID LAST TIME.
1125
01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:06,683
WAIT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT,
WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD IT!
1126
01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:09,786
...NEW YORK CENTER, ONE
THREE FIVE POINT NINE.
1127
01:08:11,388 --> 01:08:13,423
MOLLIE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
1128
01:08:13,490 --> 01:08:15,225
I TOLD THEM THAT THERE WAS A
FAMILY EMERGENCY.
1129
01:08:15,292 --> 01:08:17,261
-MOLLIE,
YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE.
-NO, JIMMY, YOU'RE THE ONE
1130
01:08:17,327 --> 01:08:19,763
-WHO SHOULDN'T BE HERE. IT'S
TOO DANGEROUS TO FLY TONIGHT.
-OH, MOLLIE, I'VE TOLD YOU A
1131
01:08:19,829 --> 01:08:21,831
MILLION TIMES. WE FLY AROUND
THE WEATHER.
1132
01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:25,502
THAT'S JUST IT! YOU CAN'T FLY
AROUND IT THIS TIME. IT'S LIKE
WALL-TO-WALL STORMS OUT THERE.
1133
01:08:25,569 --> 01:08:27,237
DIDN'T YOU LISTEN
TO THE NEWS?
1134
01:08:27,304 --> 01:08:29,706
-HONEY, THE NEWS ALWAYS
UPSETS YOU.
-ALL RIGHT, FORGET THE NEWS.
1135
01:08:29,773 --> 01:08:33,377
LET'S JUST SAY THAT I HAVE
THIS GUT FEELING THAT YOU
SHOULDN'T BE UP THERE!
1136
01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:35,845
WELL WE DON'T NEED YOUR GUT
FEELING, WE'VE GO
SOPHISTICATED INSTRUMENTS
1137
01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:38,448
THAT TELL ME EXACTLY WHERE I
CAN GO AND WHERE
I CAN'T GO.
1138
01:08:38,515 --> 01:08:40,917
NOW I GOT MY CLEARANCE, AND
I'M LEAVING. SO WOULD YOU
PLEASE GO?
1139
01:08:41,185 --> 01:08:43,320
-I'M NOT LEAVING THIS PLANE
WITHOUT YOU.
-MOLLIE, GET OUT.
1140
01:08:43,387 --> 01:08:45,489
-I'M NOT LEAVING.
-GET OUT!
-NO!
1141
01:08:45,555 --> 01:08:48,292
FOUR SEVEN PAPA, DUE TO
ADVERSE WEATHER CONDITIONS,
WE'RE CANCELING ALL FLIGHTS
1142
01:08:48,358 --> 01:08:51,261
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. DO YOU
READ ME, FOUR SEVEN PAPA?
1143
01:08:53,230 --> 01:08:56,733
OKAY THAT'S FOUR SEVEN PAPA.
YOU CAN CANCEL
OUR FLIGHT PLAN.
1144
01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:58,402
ROGER, FOUR SEVEN PAPA.
1145
01:08:58,468 --> 01:09:01,405
SO. I GUESS THIS TIME YOUR
FEELING IS RIGHT, HUH?
1146
01:09:02,272 --> 01:09:03,273
DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY?
1147
01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:06,343
JIMMY...
1148
01:09:06,410 --> 01:09:10,914
I LOVE YOU. I DON'T CARE
ANYMORE IF I'M RIGHT
OR WRONG.
1149
01:09:11,181 --> 01:09:14,618
(LAUGHS)
YOU DO TOO, YOU LIAR.
1150
01:09:14,684 --> 01:09:19,889
WELL, I SORT OF LIKE BEING
RIGHT. BUT I DO LOVE YOU.
1151
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:25,161
I LOVE YOU TOO.
1152
01:09:39,676 --> 01:09:41,511
AUUUGH BOOSH!
1153
01:09:41,578 --> 01:09:43,547
I GOT YOU!
1154
01:09:44,614 --> 01:09:46,650
BOMBS AWAY!
1155
01:09:46,716 --> 01:09:50,954
A LITTLE NAPALM OUGHTTA
SLOW YOU DOWN, COLONEL!
1156
01:09:51,221 --> 01:09:54,324
THANK GOD THEY LEFT ME WITH A
RESPONSIBLE ADULT.
1157
01:10:04,868 --> 01:10:07,671
-CHAAAARGE! I GOT YOU!
-OH NO!
1158
01:10:07,737 --> 01:10:10,674
YOU ARE MY PRISONER!
1159
01:10:10,740 --> 01:10:14,278
OKAY! I GIVE UP! I SURRENDER!
1160
01:10:14,344 --> 01:10:16,846
YEAH? HOW ABOUT A LITTLE
SQUIRT IN THE NOSTRIL?
1161
01:10:19,483 --> 01:10:22,085
THIS AIN'T OVER.
THIS AIN'T OVER.
1162
01:10:22,352 --> 01:10:24,788
I'LL GET MY TROOPS TOGETHER,
AND WE'LL BE BACK.
1163
01:10:41,004 --> 01:10:43,407
MIKEY, WATCH JULIE, OKAY?
1164
01:10:44,808 --> 01:10:47,010
WHY, IS SHE GONNA DO
SOMETHING BESIDES SLOBBER?
1165
01:10:56,620 --> 01:10:58,322
AUUUGH! FREEZE!
OKAY.
1166
01:10:58,388 --> 01:11:00,590
OKAY. PUT THE BAG DOWN.
1167
01:11:00,657 --> 01:11:02,826
SLOW, AND NOBODY'S GOING
TO GET HURT.
1168
01:11:02,892 --> 01:11:04,394
PUT THE BAG DOWN.
1169
01:11:16,973 --> 01:11:19,275
HEY! STOP!
1170
01:11:42,499 --> 01:11:46,503
-MM, THE KIDS ARE GOING TO BE
SO EXCITED.
-WHO'S TAKING CARE OF THEM?
1171
01:11:46,570 --> 01:11:48,438
-STEWART.
-STEWART?
1172
01:11:48,505 --> 01:11:51,741
-AW, NO. WHAT ARE YA, NUTS?
-DON'T WORRY, EVERYTHING'S
GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT!
1173
01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:57,781
HOLY COW!
1174
01:11:57,847 --> 01:12:00,384
OKAY, STAY CALM, JUST GO
GET UNCLE STEWART.
1175
01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:03,319
UNCLE STEWART!
UNCLE STEWART!
1176
01:12:04,354 --> 01:12:06,556
OH, GREAT!
1177
01:12:07,491 --> 01:12:10,093
HEY! SOMEBODY STOP THAT GUY!
1178
01:12:17,467 --> 01:12:20,203
-HEY! WHERE'S MOMMY?
-COME ON, JULIE!
1179
01:12:20,470 --> 01:12:22,606
I DON'T KNOW WHERE UNCLE
STEWART IS, BUT WE GOTTA
GET OUTTA HERE!
1180
01:12:22,672 --> 01:12:24,741
THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH
HOT STUFF!
1181
01:12:24,808 --> 01:12:27,411
MIKEY, THIS STUFF IS SCARY!
1182
01:12:27,477 --> 01:12:31,080
-IT'S OKAY, JULIE.
-I'M AFRAID!
-I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
1183
01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:33,650
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT
BONEHEAD UNCLE STEWART IS.
1184
01:12:33,717 --> 01:12:37,020
-NOW JUST KEEP YOUR HANDS IN,
JULIE. DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!
-MIKEY, IT'S HOT!
1185
01:12:52,135 --> 01:12:54,704
HEY, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
1186
01:12:54,771 --> 01:12:57,707
-WELL WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO
DO, LET HIM KILL YOU?
-OH WHAT ARE TALKING ABOUT?
1187
01:12:57,774 --> 01:12:59,543
STEWART, WHERE ARE THE KIDS?
1188
01:12:59,609 --> 01:13:01,545
THEY'RE UPSTAIRS.
1189
01:13:01,611 --> 01:13:03,980
(GASPS)
OH MY GOD!
1190
01:13:07,484 --> 01:13:08,718
I'LL TAKE THE STAIRS.
1191
01:13:10,954 --> 01:13:15,024
OKAY HERE WE GO,
I THINK WE'RE SAFE.
1192
01:13:15,091 --> 01:13:17,861
-WHOA, THAT WAS CLOSE.
-HOW DID YOU GET DOWN HERE?
1193
01:13:17,927 --> 01:13:19,228
WE JUST WALKED.
1194
01:13:19,496 --> 01:13:21,698
TECHNICALLY, I WAS PUSHED
1195
01:13:21,765 --> 01:13:24,701
-HONEY, GET HIM OUT AND CALL
THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.
-OKAY, COME ON, BABY.
1196
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:47,090
TURN, THEN PRESS...
WHOA!
1197
01:13:56,199 --> 01:14:00,036
YES! YES!
1198
01:14:00,103 --> 01:14:04,140
SO I CHASE HIM ALL THE WAY
DOWN UNTIL HE LANDED ON SOME
FIRE ESCAPE
1199
01:14:04,207 --> 01:14:08,945
CHASE HIM DOWN THROUGH THIS
THING, I JUMP ON THE GUY,
AND THEN I SUCKER PUNCHED HIM.
1200
01:14:09,012 --> 01:14:12,048
HE'S AMAZING! ISN'T HE?
1201
01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:15,084
-OH, STEWART,
LET'S GET MARRIED!
-YEAH!
1202
01:14:15,151 --> 01:14:17,754
ALL YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY LUCKY
THE FIRE DIDN'T SPREAD BEYOND
THE KITCHEN!
1203
01:14:17,821 --> 01:14:20,123
YEAH WELL THANK GOD I GOT
THAT FIRE EXTINGUISHER!
1204
01:14:20,189 --> 01:14:22,826
I WAS THE ONE WHO GOT THE
FIR EXTINGUISHER.
1205
01:14:22,892 --> 01:14:25,194
-I GOT THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!
-NO, I GOT THE
FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
1206
01:14:25,461 --> 01:14:29,566
WHO LEFT THE KIDS WITH
STEWART? THAT WAS A PRETTY
BONEHEAD IDEA, HUH?
1207
01:14:30,133 --> 01:14:32,168
OH... YEAH.
1208
01:14:33,036 --> 01:14:35,639
GOOD ANSWER.
1209
01:14:40,744 --> 01:14:43,680
I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU
BARBECUING ALL THE TIME.
1210
01:14:43,747 --> 01:14:46,816
-OH, WILL YOU RELAX?
-IT'S REALLY NOT GOOD FOR THE
ENVIRONMENT, MOM.
1211
01:14:46,883 --> 01:14:52,656
WE JUST GOT ONE OF THESE
BRAND-NEW OUTDOOR ELECTRIC
STOVES, AND THEY'RE...
1212
01:14:52,722 --> 01:14:55,224
NO, THEY DON'T DO
ANYTHING BAD!
1213
01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:58,595
YOU'VE GOTTEN TO BE SUCH A
NUDGE, I DON'T KNOW HOW...
1214
01:14:58,662 --> 01:15:05,602
(INDISTINGUISHABLE BICKERING)
1215
01:15:09,873 --> 01:15:15,344
MIKEY, OKAY. YOU GOT ME OUT
OF THE HOT STUFF.
I DON'T GET IT.
1216
01:15:15,612 --> 01:15:18,948
WELL NOW, LISTEN. YOU KNOW,
HOT STUFF CAN BE VERY
BAD FOR YOU.
1217
01:15:19,015 --> 01:15:21,785
IT'S ESPECIALLY NOT GOOD
FOR KIDS AT ALL.
1218
01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:23,787
BUT I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME?
1219
01:15:23,853 --> 01:15:25,989
I MEAN, YOU'RE ALWAYS MEAN
TO ME AND STUFF.
1220
01:15:26,055 --> 01:15:29,358
YEAH, WELL, I DO HATE YOU
A LOT OF THE TIME.
1221
01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:33,096
YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY. YOU BUG
ME. YOU POKE ME IN THE EYE.
1222
01:15:33,162 --> 01:15:36,733
BUT YOU'RE MY SISTER.
AND ITS MY JOB TO LOVE YOU.
1223
01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:38,802
WE GOTTA STICK TOGETHER.
1224
01:15:38,868 --> 01:15:42,572
THE WAY I SEE IT, THERE'S US,
AND THERE'S THEM.
1225
01:15:43,807 --> 01:15:46,743
YEAH, BIG ONES DON'T
MAKE ANY SENSE.
1226
01:15:46,810 --> 01:15:49,646
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT BIG
ONES ARE GONNA DO.
1227
01:15:49,713 --> 01:15:53,149
-THAT'S FOR SURE. THAT'S WHY
WE HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER.
-YEAH!
1228
01:15:54,250 --> 01:15:55,619
YOU AND ME.
1229
01:15:56,252 --> 01:15:57,787
YOU AND ME?
1230
01:15:57,854 --> 01:16:00,356
THAT'S RIGHT. YOU AND ME.
1231
01:16:00,624 --> 01:16:03,226
-WE'RE THE KIDS!
-YEAH!
1232
01:16:07,797 --> 01:16:13,737
("I GOT YOU, BABE" PLAYING)
1233
01:20:19,582 --> 01:20:23,219
OW!
OH, MY TUSH HURTS.
101404
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