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♫ Worlds away from anyone
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♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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♫ Worlds away from anyone
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♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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♫ There was just enough
to kick that ball away
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♫ Ooh ooh ooh ooh
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♫ Ooh ooh ooh
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♫ Ooh ooh ooh
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- Welcome to my life.
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Status check, things were perfect.
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I was officially the
coolest guy in school.
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- Hey Lockie, how's it going.
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- People looked up to me as
a wicked surfer and president
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of the Board Riding Association.
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And my girlfriend Vicky, saw
me as the perfect boyfriend.
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Yup, I'd become Mr. Popular
and I was loving it.
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The only person who didn't
seem to notice the new me,
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is Phillip, he was way too busy
on a top secret assignment.
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Project Lisa was in full swing.
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He was planning to make his move at
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the Blue Light Disco tomorrow night.
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- Hey Lisa, over here!
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- Hey Phillip, you here
to play basketball?
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- Eh...
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Just supporting the team.
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- Alright girls come
on, two laps at the oval
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before we start.
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- Please, but your
favourite song just came on.
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- Problem solved.
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Come on girls, two laps
at the oval, let's go!
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- You want me to watch your
stuff while you've gone?
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- [Lockie] It was downright
scary the way Phillip
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thought Lisa saw him.
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Told you it was scary.
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- Yeah that'd be great, Phillip, thanks.
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- Like science says,
when opportunity knocks,
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you answer the door.
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While Phillip was trying
to start a relationship,
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Mine was was waiting for me on the beach.
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Vicky and me had become a perfect couple.
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We'd reached a comfortable place together.
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I could tell her everything.
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Hey, I've been thinking.
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How about we go for Chinese before
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the disco tomorrow night.
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- Dinner, like a real date-date?
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- Yeah, it'd be cool.
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- I'd love that, it'd be so romantic.
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Dinner and dancing!
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- Dancing?
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- Duh, we're going to the disco.
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- Oh yeah right, fun.
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But I can't dance!
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So maybe I couldn't tell her everything,
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because I was Mr. Perfect,
and perfect guys can
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dance at Blue Light Discos.
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- We start with a set of classic songs
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then on to modern songs.
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Then we announce the best dancing couple.
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For the finale we play one slow song.
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- Who chooses the music?
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- Yes Reverend?
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- I'd love to be in charge of the music.
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I'm very hip to the
beat if I say so myself.
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I used to be quite the mus-o.
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- You might be very busy,
perhaps there's someone else!
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- Mrs. S, my dad is pretty
rocking in a musical sense.
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More than most oldies.
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- Jeffrey, what exactly
are you doing here?
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- Is it a disco for kids?
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And I'm giving a kid's
opinion, and I think my dad
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can do it, no worries.
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- Well it looks like we have our deejay.
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- Yes!
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- So what do the rest of us get to do?
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- What you do best, patrol.
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Keep things in order,
you are the blue light
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in the Blue Light Disco after all.
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- Well I'll be head shoe checker.
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It's a vital job, don't you
dare wear thongs young man.
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Lisa, arrest that boy!
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- It was a good thing
that Phil wasn't there
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to see Lisa laughing at Johnny's jokes.
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But bad for me that he was at home.
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Phillip!
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- I know Lisa's favourite
song is here somewhere!
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I've got the best invention
to give her at the disco.
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- You could've asked.
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- You always let me play your CDs.
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Yes, found it!
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- Things have changed.
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- Talk about supreme-o grumpy.
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- I'm not grumpy, I'm popular.
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And from now on you treat
me stuff with respect.
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Is that my basketball?
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- Technically yes, I'm
fixing it to play music
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so Lisa can think of
me when she's training.
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- How am I supposed to
play basketball now?
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- But you hate basketball!
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- You don't get it, I've changed!
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I love basketball now.
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- You have changed, you
think you're better than
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everyone but you've just got a big head.
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Bigger than your stupid basketball.
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- Phillip was right, my
head had grown as big as a
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basketball, I just didn't
realise it at the time.
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Why don't you see what everyone else sees?
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That Lisa's only nice to you
because Sarge is her boss.
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- That's not true, we bonded
over mutual interests,
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science, and inventions,
and a love of barbecue.
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- Right, like you know
anything about girls.
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Just clean up my stuff!
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It was our first proper fight.
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Phillip decided it was
time he had a bedroom
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of his own, which was okay by me.
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- You sure you're okay with this love,
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it's a big change?
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- Fine Mum, me and Lockie
have come to an agreement.
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I agree that he's an idiot, and he agrees
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that I'm a moron.
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- [Lockie] As well as upsetting
Mum, our fight gave Phillip
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something else to worry about.
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And the only person who
could help him out was Lisa.
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- Hey Lisa.
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- [Lisa] Hey, what are you up to?
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- Just testing out my new bike brakes,
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thought I'd pop in.
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I've been trying to
remember what your favourite
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subject was in school.
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- Science, you know that.
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- Oh that's right, we
talked about it ages ago
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at the barbecue.
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Found out we had heaps
in common, didn't we?
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- Sure did, and almost blew up the shed.
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That was fun.
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- Tops, so I see you're
going to the disco?
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- Of course I am.
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So you gonna save me a
dance, are you Phillip?
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- You can call me Phil,
and I'll definitely save
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you a dance, Lisa.
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- So there I was, a room to myself.
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And my new goal, to look halfway normal
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on the dance floor.
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Or at least a quarter way.
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- What do you call that?
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- Dancing?
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- Maybe you should try a slower song.
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You know, crawl before you can walk.
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- What, can you dance?
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- Never really tried.
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- Too afraid to make a fool of yourself?
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- No one's gonna be looking at me.
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I'm practically invisible.
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They'll all be watching Mr.
Popular, and checking out
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your clothes and watching
every single move.
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- Working hard on your
new invention, Phillip?
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- Yup, it's a winner in progress, Sarge.
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- Can't wait to see it.
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So how's everybody enjoying the lasagna?
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- Lasagna, I thought it was
spaghetti and meatballs?
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- I followed the recipe exactly.
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- I think what Lockie meant to say was
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"it's sublime, thank you
for preparing it," right?
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- Right, sorry.
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- I like the lumps, Mum.
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What's wrong Lockie, worried
you might have to dance
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in public tomorrow?
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Oh that's right, you do.
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Pity you can't dance.
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- Everybody can dance.
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Especially Leonards.
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- Lockie might be challenged
in that area, Sarge.
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Lockie, have you told Vicky
about your little problem yet?
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- I could feel it happening
again, the mean streak.
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And there was nothing
I could do to stop it.
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That's it, you're never
touching my stuff again.
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And stay out of my room, for good!
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- Hey that's enough!
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Don't make me repeat
the clothes line lesson!
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- When Phillip was five,
he ate the head off
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my Surfing Safari action figure.
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And we fought for two days.
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So Sarge found a solution.
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- However, if you can
prove you can behave,
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I might check in a rare
treat that I've been
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saving for a special occasion.
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- We'll work on it, Sarge.
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Won't we Phillip?
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- Sarge, can I have a lock on my door?
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- Thought you'd given up the knitting,
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made you too tense?
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- What if they go on like
this fighting forever?
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What if they never get the closeness back?
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- Oh it's just a phase,
hormones, high school,
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friends, it's a lot to
deal with, remember?
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The sweetness of change is in the air.
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What now will come and replace it there?
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Whether it be soft and hardly to see,
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or measure it forth by a raging sea.
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- Let's hope it doesn't
bring a raging sea with it.
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- No need to bring out
the dotted PJ's just yet,
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the boys will be fine.
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- no one wanted Mum pulling
out her dotted PJ's,
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that meant a whole day in
bed and lots more knitting.
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So I came up with a plan
to make everyone happy.
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A plan that included a
CD and two award winning
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performances from Phillip and me.
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Hi Phillip.
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Gee, that looks interesting.
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What are you working on?
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- A surprise present, for someone special,
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basket ball which plays music.
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- Right, here I thought
you might want to borrow
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the CD you were looking for yesterday.
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- Thanks Lockie.
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- Your welcome Phillip.
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- Keep that up boys,
you'll look forward to
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that rare treat later.
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- Yes, we pulled it off,
looking like friends again.
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- God wants you to party hard, dance!
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Give pants up for aunts!
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- Hi Rev, how's it going?
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- Oh Phillip, it's good to see you there!
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- I need to ask you a really
huge favour about the disco.
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- It sounds important.
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- The sarge told me
you're in charge of music,
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including the special
slow song at the end.
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- That's right, big responsibility.
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- If you played track
three for the slow song,
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you'd make two people really happy.
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- Well Lockie and Vicky, is it?
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- I really can't say Rev.
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But everybody loves track
three, it's a real winner!
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I'll leave you to your plants now.
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- Since you two have
been behaving yourselves,
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it's time for that rare treat.
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You're about to witness
a 10 year tradition.
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My body is the instrument.
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Music the ignition.
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Behold, how to dance!
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And in style.
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Hit the track.
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(upbeat music)
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♫ You can't take me anywhere
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♫ I'll strip down to my underwear
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♫ If you give me half a chance
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- This is the rare treat?
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♫ And hold up by the dance
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♫ Your sweet love
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♫ Come back sometime
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♫ Your sweet love
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- [Lockie] To everyone else,
Sarge looked like a praying
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mantis on hot coals.
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But to Mum, he was the man.
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And she was a goner.
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(upbeat music)
257
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- Are you going to dance
like that at the disco?
258
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- Sarge's special treat
didn't help at all,
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I was still stuck.
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And I only had a few
minutes left to practise
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before my big dinner date with Vicky.
262
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So I decided to take advantage.
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(laughing)
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- Cricky, I've sen
three-legged cows with more
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00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,781
rhythm than that.
266
00:13:14,781 --> 00:13:17,448
- Seryl was right, I was doomed.
267
00:13:24,794 --> 00:13:27,127
- You're sure you're okay
with the Szechuan chicken?
268
00:13:27,127 --> 00:13:28,421
It's pretty spicy.
269
00:13:28,421 --> 00:13:32,192
- Yeah, I have pepper on my
dinner all the time at home.
270
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It's great to hide the taste.
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- Yeah but you know it's chilli right?
272
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- I was trying my best to
enjoy my dinner with Vicky.
273
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After all, it was so
different from the last time
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we were here.
275
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- Maybe you should get back
to me when you've grown
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up a bit, in about 25 years.
277
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- Things were different now.
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She no longer thought I was a kid.
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She liked me for who I was.
280
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I could tell her the truth,
that I couldn't dance.
281
00:14:00,802 --> 00:14:04,969
Vicky, there's something I
sort of have to tell you.
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I don't want you to get upset.
283
00:14:12,323 --> 00:14:13,272
Its about--
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- What?
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(gagging)
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Didn't eat a whole chilli did you?
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00:14:26,571 --> 00:14:28,988
- Water, need water, thirsty!
288
00:14:35,723 --> 00:14:37,563
- What did you wanna tell me?
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- I can't, I can't...
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- I know, I can't wait
either, let's go dancing!
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(internally screaming)
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♫ There's a first time
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♫ There's a first time
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♫ There's a first time
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♫ For everything
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♫ You don't have to be
the altar boy to sing
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♫ There's a last time for everything
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♫ Until you die of course
in which case it will be
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♫ Well hold it
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♫ Oh and burn it
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♫ And we get up and do it
302
00:15:21,341 --> 00:15:23,071
- Are you okay?
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00:15:23,071 --> 00:15:24,443
- Great.
304
00:15:24,443 --> 00:15:27,263
But I wasn't, the chilli
chicken had turned into chilli
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00:15:27,263 --> 00:15:30,141
frogs practising karaoke in my tummy.
306
00:15:30,141 --> 00:15:32,363
I really needed to go to the toilet.
307
00:15:32,363 --> 00:15:35,812
- And now for all you crazy
cats out there, put your paws
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00:15:35,812 --> 00:15:39,312
together for your deejay guest, Egg Kodar!
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00:15:43,603 --> 00:15:46,020
(rock music)
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00:15:57,661 --> 00:16:01,133
- Ed was right, nobody was watching him
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00:16:01,133 --> 00:16:05,631
and no one cared what he
looked like with one exception.
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It was my chance to go to the toilet.
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Might be a sec.
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00:16:09,203 --> 00:16:12,672
But all the cubicles were
full of people ignoring Egg.
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00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:15,089
(rock music)
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All I could think of
was making best friends
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00:16:18,101 --> 00:16:21,043
with the toilet, but then...
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- Lachlan Robert Louis Stevenson Leonard,
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00:16:24,632 --> 00:16:26,770
will you dance with me?
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00:16:26,770 --> 00:16:28,451
- How could I say no?
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00:16:28,451 --> 00:16:29,284
Of course.
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00:16:30,301 --> 00:16:33,718
The moment of truth, goodbye Mr. Popular,
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00:16:34,552 --> 00:16:37,931
goodbye perfect boyfriend,
hello sad loser.
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I knew I was about to
become the biggest joke
325
00:16:39,691 --> 00:16:41,123
in Angeles, so why postpone the torture.
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♫ I'm not sure of anything
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♫ I wish you knew what I was thinking of
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♫ You tell me to be
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♫ You tell me to lie down
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- And right on cue, the
frogs decided to break dance
331
00:16:55,571 --> 00:16:56,738
in my stomach.
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♫ I think of my chances
as one in a million
333
00:17:01,227 --> 00:17:05,394
♫ I don't know why I
don't know anything here
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00:17:09,517 --> 00:17:11,767
(cheering)
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00:17:14,597 --> 00:17:16,945
♫ Sometimes when I'm running out
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00:17:16,945 --> 00:17:18,945
- Remind you of anybody?
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Splitting image.
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♫ And I just have to get to you
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- I didn't know it at the
time, I was just trying
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to hold my stomach together
until the last possible second,
341
00:17:33,564 --> 00:17:36,187
but I created Angeles history that night.
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00:17:36,187 --> 00:17:40,757
And it became known as
the rumbly bum rumber.
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00:17:40,757 --> 00:17:44,029
And suddenly the chilli
frogs made room for what
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00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:45,946
felt like a rhinoceros.
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I was playing the rest of
the sound effects and smells.
346
00:17:53,265 --> 00:17:55,182
Here, watch this again.
347
00:17:56,604 --> 00:17:58,404
I just wanted to be
absolutely clear on how
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big a rhinoceros was.
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00:18:00,895 --> 00:18:01,745
- Lockie!
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- [Lockie] Not now Phillip.
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00:18:03,524 --> 00:18:06,724
- Lockie I know you don't
like me much at the moment,
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00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:08,745
but I really need you
to tell me when I should
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00:18:08,745 --> 00:18:10,415
give the ball to Lisa.
354
00:18:10,415 --> 00:18:14,498
- [Lockie] I'm busy here,
figure it out yourself!
355
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,334
- This is important!
356
00:18:18,334 --> 00:18:20,584
(flushing)
357
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,751
- Me and Vicky, we won!
358
00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:26,274
- If I give it to her too soon--
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00:18:26,274 --> 00:18:28,644
- I told you I'm busy!
360
00:18:28,644 --> 00:18:31,319
Okay, so I was acting
like a lunatic with a head
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00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,335
the size of a basketball,
but it's not like it
362
00:18:33,335 --> 00:18:35,362
was the best timing in the world.
363
00:18:35,362 --> 00:18:36,705
- Lockie wait, you've got something--
364
00:18:36,705 --> 00:18:38,372
- What, what is it!?
365
00:18:39,676 --> 00:18:41,756
- Um, nevermind.
366
00:18:41,756 --> 00:18:43,775
- At the time I didn't
know why Phillip chose not
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00:18:43,775 --> 00:18:47,275
to tell me, but thinking about it later...
368
00:18:49,330 --> 00:18:53,700
I would've done the
same thing if I was him.
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00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,617
- Everyone, the best dancing couple
370
00:18:59,077 --> 00:19:01,624
- I couldn't believe it,
but like Vicky said once,
371
00:19:01,624 --> 00:19:03,744
life is full of mysteries.
372
00:19:03,744 --> 00:19:06,080
And just like that, my
tummy finally felt okay.
373
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,961
- And find your partners
people, because coming up
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00:19:08,961 --> 00:19:12,653
is the much anticipated
slow song of the evening.
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00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:14,955
- Wait here okay, I'll be right back.
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00:19:14,955 --> 00:19:16,944
- [Sarge] Don't forget
to head to Strict Mike's
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00:19:16,944 --> 00:19:19,027
for your next great deal!
378
00:19:27,131 --> 00:19:31,298
♫ Baby I want you plated on my skin
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00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:38,239
♫ Understand what you've began
380
00:19:38,239 --> 00:19:40,784
- I used to dream about being like this?
381
00:19:40,784 --> 00:19:41,617
- What?
382
00:19:43,424 --> 00:19:48,062
- In love with a nice guy,
someone who cares about me.
383
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Someone bright and gentle.
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00:19:52,628 --> 00:19:54,566
I need tonight to be perfect,
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00:19:54,566 --> 00:19:57,748
just like out of a romance novel.
386
00:19:57,748 --> 00:20:01,915
- It all worked out and Vicky
still wanted to be with me.
387
00:20:04,281 --> 00:20:08,585
♫ Everybody else needs somebody
388
00:20:08,585 --> 00:20:11,535
♫ You need to love
389
00:20:11,535 --> 00:20:15,417
♫ Then I see it all start to crumble
390
00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:19,167
♫ I needed your heart for me
391
00:20:22,828 --> 00:20:26,328
♫ Now the rain is falling
392
00:20:29,366 --> 00:20:32,866
♫ Now the rain is falling
393
00:20:36,366 --> 00:20:39,866
♫ Now the rain is falling
394
00:20:43,268 --> 00:20:46,768
♫ Now the rain is falling
395
00:20:50,496 --> 00:20:54,496
♫ In my open eyes I'm sorry now
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00:20:57,518 --> 00:21:01,685
♫ You and me are in this together
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00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:08,864
♫ Cry I cry because you're not here at all
398
00:21:10,046 --> 00:21:14,078
- As Phillip's heart broke
into a million pieces,
399
00:21:14,078 --> 00:21:17,578
I realised how much he really meant to me.
400
00:21:22,736 --> 00:21:24,217
- That's my stuff.
401
00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:25,467
- Yeah, guilty.
402
00:21:27,946 --> 00:21:30,881
It's weird, but I actually missed your gum
403
00:21:30,881 --> 00:21:32,548
slurping last night.
404
00:21:35,028 --> 00:21:37,297
I thought you might wanna move back in.
405
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,497
- And what if I don't want to?
406
00:21:39,497 --> 00:21:42,177
- Then I'd have to resort
to plan B which involves
407
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:45,118
begging and grovelling,
possibly even favours.
408
00:21:45,118 --> 00:21:46,451
- Hot chocolate.
409
00:21:47,438 --> 00:21:48,271
- Thanks.
410
00:21:50,797 --> 00:21:54,043
- Now where would you like yours?
411
00:21:54,043 --> 00:21:55,960
- Here is fine for now.
412
00:21:57,388 --> 00:22:00,206
Let's talk about these favours.
413
00:22:00,206 --> 00:22:02,196
- I really wanted to say
sorry for the way I acted,
414
00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:06,363
for getting a big head, for
being selfish, for everything.
415
00:22:08,271 --> 00:22:11,345
But all that came out was "sorry."
416
00:22:11,345 --> 00:22:14,694
- As in how many favours and for how long?
417
00:22:14,694 --> 00:22:17,964
- I could start by unpacking your stuff.
418
00:22:17,964 --> 00:22:22,131
Phillip had let me off the
hook for the most part.
419
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:27,177
So I wasn't perfect, no one was.
420
00:22:28,476 --> 00:22:31,774
Maybe all that mattered was
that the people you cared
421
00:22:31,774 --> 00:22:33,423
about saw the real you.
422
00:22:33,423 --> 00:22:35,214
And still loved you, even
when you acted like an idiot.
423
00:22:35,214 --> 00:22:39,047
And right now I owed it
to Phillip to act like
424
00:22:39,898 --> 00:22:42,065
the biggest idiot I could.
425
00:22:45,101 --> 00:22:48,018
♫ One in a million
426
00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:54,328
(upbeat music)
427
00:23:07,684 --> 00:23:10,305
♫ Ooh ooh ooh ooh
428
00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:13,084
♫ Ooh ooh ooh
429
00:23:13,084 --> 00:23:15,584
♫ Ooh ooh ooh
430
00:23:18,222 --> 00:23:22,389
♫ Boy is breaking underneath
the weight of strain
431
00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:27,001
♫ Ah ha ha
432
00:23:28,246 --> 00:23:30,214
♫ Ah ha ha
433
00:23:30,214 --> 00:23:32,821
♫ Worlds away from anyone
434
00:23:32,821 --> 00:23:36,843
♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
435
00:23:36,843 --> 00:23:39,454
♫ Worlds away from anyone
436
00:23:39,454 --> 00:23:42,602
♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
437
00:23:42,602 --> 00:23:46,769
♫ It was just enough
to kick that ball away
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