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[Elena]
Diary, even though my mom missed my dad...
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Never thought that I'd be back here
dating someone new again.
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...she and Sam had hit
a sort of milestone.
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I'm saying I love you.
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Well, I'm saying I love you too.
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Bobby's friendship with Liam
was becoming pretty emotional.
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At least for Bobby.
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-Do you wanna talk about it?
-I'm good for now.
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Well, if you ever wanna, I'm here.
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And in this jungle of middle school,
two things were for sure.
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I had Sasha...
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The mall is having a poetry contest.
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You should enter.
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Maybe I will enter.
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...and of course, my crush,
Joey Feldstein.
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Your love has been fated since,
like, kindergarten. [squeals]
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[students chattering]
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Guys, the big middle school dance
is in just a couple days.
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Who's everyone taking? Don't tell me.
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But if you want to, tell me.
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[Elena]
Joey Feldstein. An Adonis among us.
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-I've loved him since forever.
-Shh.
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Hey, which two make purple?
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Red and blue.
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Sasha, I love him.
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Maybe one day, he'll ask me to a dance.
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And our relationship has only
grown stronger over time.
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Hey, who was the third president?
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Thomas Jefferson.
Did you know he went to college at 16?
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[sighs]
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Sasha, Jessie, I still love him.
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Maybe in two years
he'll ask me to the middle school dance.
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Diary, two weeks ago,
I thought our time had finally come.
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Hey, I have a question for you.
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This was it.
He was gonna ask me to the dance.
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Of course, Joey. Anything.
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"A farmer has twelve bushels of wheat.
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A neighboring farmer has ten bushels
but borrows 66% of his neighbor's wheat.
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How many bushels does
the first farmer have now?"
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Four bushels of wheat.
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Cool, thanks.
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There's still time.
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[groans]
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It feels like just yesterday
there were 274 days till the dance.
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But yeah, totally. Still time.
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[school bell rings]
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Yo, you taking anyone to the dance?
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Nah, it would be cool to take,
like, an eighth grade girl.
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Dude, that's the dream.
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Sorry, girl.
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You wanna take my good eraser?
You can have it for the day.
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Thank you. That helps.
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[sighs]
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♪ I'm here for it ♪
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♪ Facing fears and chasing dreams ♪
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♪ Just winging it ♪
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♪ And I'm staying true to me ♪
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♪ Hello world
I wonder who I'll be ♪
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♪ No matter what I do ♪
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♪ It's all about my journey ♪
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♪ Lo puedo lograr ♪
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[alarm buzzes]
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[hums]
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[line ringing]
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-Camila, guess what?
-You're finally getting highlights?
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No. Wait, what? No. Do I need highlights?
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No, Cami, for the past three years,
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every day my first waking thought
has been,
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"I miss my dead husband."
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And today,
I kept thinking how happy I am with Sam.
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You're into your boyfriend.
That makes sense.
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You guys are, like, hetero goals.
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Aw, thank you.
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[inhales]
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And you know what?
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I think I'm finally ready to give away
the last of Robert's stuff.
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I've kept all the things with meaning.
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His old journals, Elena has his books,
Bobby has his racket.
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It's time to get rid
of that final box of junk.
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Gab, that is amazing.
But if I'm being honest, finally.
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[sighs]
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Where does it all go?
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Hopefully my backhand.
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I need to fuel up
for the Jupiter Series Cup.
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Bobby's going to Jupiter today
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to represent Orange Bay Middle
in a tennis tournament.
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Don't forget Camila's picking you up.
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Yeah. Only two players were chosen to go,
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-and it's me and Liam.
-[Sam] Mm.
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Pretty big deal. We get to miss school.
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Jupiter, cool. Hope you don't space out.
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No, I can do better. Wait...
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Elena, I resewed that button on your dress
for the dance this weekend.
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Your serves are gonna be outta this world.
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Hold on. No.
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Well, Mami, you can take
all the buttons back off.
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Doesn't even matter since
Joey Feldstein's never gonna ask me.
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God, you're still into that guy?
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[scoffs] It's been my destiny
since kindergarten.
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I always imagined we'd go to
our first dance together and slow dance,
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maybe fast dance and perhaps
even share a beverage.
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[chuckles] Oh, this is too lame.
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Or, you know, Mija,
you could ask Joey to the dance yourself.
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Doesn't matter. Joey has a type.
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And I'm not that type
unless I stop time for two years,
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grow, and then start time again.
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He likes eighth grade girls.
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Hey, just saying, your mom said
she'd never date someone
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who lived off the turnpike,
and here we are.
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Either way, you're gonna have fun
at the dance, with or without a boy.
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I hope Bobby brings his tennis rocket.
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Hey, Bobby. I got there.
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[sighs]
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Here you go.
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Elena...
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remember when I entered
the mall poetry contest?
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Of course.
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It took you hours to find something
that rhymes with "escalator."
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-See ya later.
-See ya later.
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Well, I'm a finalist.
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Oh, my goddess.
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If you win, don't you get, like,
a billion dollars in Glades Gold?
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Well, 50, but the check is really big.
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So, today after school,
me and the other finalists
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will read our poems
in front of the store managers.
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And I got you VIP seating. [squeals]
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Today? Amazing. I can't wait.
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I'm pretty nervous, though.
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I'm not good at talking
in front of people like you are.
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Oh, I'll help you practice.
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By the time you recite your poem
at the mall,
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you'll be a regular Maya Angelou.
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Or a Mall-a Angelou.
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Oh, God, I'm becoming Sam.
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Well, thanks, Elena.
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[boy] Joey, nice one.
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You okay?
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Yeah, I'm just, kinda over
all this hype about the dance.
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So, what's everyone's look
for the dance tomorrow?
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I got this strappy dress
from Zoey & Till,
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and I'm throwing a cardigan over it.
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But when I get to the dance,
I'm taking the cardigan off.
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There you go.
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Of course, today would be the day
you bust your racket.
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-Yeah.
-Come on. The tournament's starting.
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Just grab one and let's go.
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I think I can still use mine, right?
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Dude, come on. Not the time.
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What? Did you see those kids
from Eagle Trace?
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Kinda crazy. They both have full beards.
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-But we'll crush them in doubles.
-Oh, yeah.
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Ooh, here.
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-Yeah, works for me.
-All right.
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Come on. It's about to start.
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What? No, no, no.
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Maybe it's stuck.
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Why does this keep happening to us?
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Come on! No service.
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I did not train for months
to get locked in a stupid storage room
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during the Jupiter Series Cup.
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Do you know how many carbs I ate?
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[distant cheering]
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[sighs]
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It sounds like everyone's
already on the court.
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No one can hear us.
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Sorry, man.
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No, no. We're not giving up.
We're getting outta here.
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Hello!
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Hello!
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Okay, everybody.
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Today we're talking about
the evolution of humans,
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or as I like to call us,
"destroyers of the earth."
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Now, the concept of evolution
was brought to us by Charles Darwin.
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Maybe you've heard of Darwinism?
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He wrote a book called
On the Origin of Species.
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And also, we happen
to share the same birthday.
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Write it down.
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Of course, Joey wanted to go
to the dance with an eighth grade girl.
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They had everything.
The eighth grade tables.
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Quotes under their yearbook photos.
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They were the picture of maturity.
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Evolution occurs because of
a process called natural selection.
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All right, animals acquire certain
characteristics of their competition
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in order to secure their place
in a deteriorating ecosystem.
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Hmm. Acquire the characteristics
of my competition.
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[Ms. Gregory] ...plastic water bottles
and just throw them in the trash.
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Just-- just threw them in the trash.
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Or the recycle bin.
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'Sup.
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[pencil sharpener grinding]
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Did you hear that?
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That was the most romantic thing
I've ever seen.
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Maybe Darwin was onto something.
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When I acquired
the walk of my competition,
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it yielded a "Sup" from Joey.
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Diary, I had some evolving to do.
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[bell rings]
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So, you're just going to magically
become an eighth grade girl
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before the end of the day,
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and that's what makes Joey
ask you to the dance?
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-Not magic. Science.
-Oh.
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I'm adapting to my environment.
I will be a natural selection.
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Okay, well, good luck.
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Oh, do you wanna meet
in the bathroom during lunch
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to help me with my poem?
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Maybe the acoustics will help me
with my confidence.
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Totally. I'll meet you there.
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I just have to do
a little field research first.
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Okay. Oh, hallway B.
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Hey there, buddy.
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Oh, thank you for your donation.
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Oh, Miss, do you want this back?
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Can't really do anything with it.
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-Oh. Must've missed it. Thank you.
-Mm.
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Hello!
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Yeah, they're probably moving
on to round three by now.
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Man, this is so stupid.
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We're supposed to be
moving on to round three.
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-Hey, look, man, I get it.
-Really?
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Because while you're housing protein bars,
I'm the only one yelling.
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Hey, I've only had four.
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And if they haven't heard us by now,
they're not gonna hear us till it's over.
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I don't know why you're so chill.
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I mean, clearly you don't care
about the tournament.
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What? I mean, come on. It's just a game.
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[scoffs]
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Hey, think I can knock that bottle over?
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[scoffs] I don't know. Maybe.
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No, come on. Yes or no?
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I mean, if you hit it at an angle
you might have a shot.
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Okay. Five points if I get it.
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Yes! Okay, I'm gonna reset. Your turn.
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[chuckles] Unless, you can't hit it.
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[scoffs]
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Okay.
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-[bell rings]
-[chattering]
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I love the mall and this is why
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Without the mall, I would surely die
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Elena, where are you?
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In order for my evolution
to yield the results I had hoped for,
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I had to observe the eighth grade girls
in the wild.
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And, thanks to an agreement
with Flip and the Audubon Society,
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I had the perfect tools to do it.
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[mimicking bird call]
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Cool it, Flip.
You'll scare off the eighth grade girls.
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The subjects swing the lanyards
with high intensity.
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This behavior appears to be a symptom
of severe boredom.
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The subjects seem to have a uniform:
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shoes to add height,
shirts revealing epidermis,
250
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,678
and a glittery sheen.
251
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:29,476
The exterior of the subject
is clearly not dictated by practicality.
252
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,315
I felt, like, so kiwi
about that pre-algebra quiz.
253
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:36,983
I'm sure you totally kiwi-ed it.
254
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,401
Aw, kiwi.
255
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:42,113
Give 'em back.
I just saw a yellow-billed cuckoo.
256
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:45,533
It was clear that I had much to learn
if I wanted to be kiwi,
257
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,410
or if I wanted to kiwi.
258
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:50,246
Still investigating the proper usage
of this word.
259
00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,587
Has anyone seen my lanyard?
260
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:58,672
No, kiwi.
261
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,090
Maybe check the lost and found.
262
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,841
Ugh, everyone's gross stuff is in there.
263
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,594
The lost and found.
264
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,724
Thanks, Flip. By the way,
there's a bufflehead flying north.
265
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,269
This time of year?
266
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,731
Without the mall, I'd surely die
267
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:19,943
A slow and painful dea--
268
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,780
-Oh... hi.
-Hi.
269
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,949
Are you talking to yourself?
270
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,326
-No.
-Then what are you doing?
271
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,203
You'll probably think this is stupid,
272
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:34,249
but I'm a finalist
in the mall poetry contest.
273
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:37,001
That's not stupid. I love the mall.
274
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,713
Melissa and I go almost every day.
275
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:45,010
Or used to, before she, like,
became one of the Brits.
276
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,595
She's not even British or named Brittany.
277
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:51,099
I heard they let her in because
her middle name was almost Britta
278
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,517
before her mom decided on Joanne.
279
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,269
How is that a qualification?
280
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,857
But whatever. I don't care.
281
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,486
Oh, my God. Is that Strawnana?
282
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:08,116
Yeah. Didn't you used to eat
tubes of this in third grade?
283
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,702
It's basically a Popsicle. [laughs]
284
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:14,664
Here. You can borrow it
for your mall thing.
285
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,209
To wear.
286
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,421
Thanks, Jessie. Oh, I know-- I mean--
287
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:22,589
No problem.
288
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:32,599
[cell phone rings]
289
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:36,853
[sighs]
290
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,897
Hey, Sam.
291
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,107
Where'd you go?
Joey got tamales for everyone.
292
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,193
You gotta get here before
it's just the vegan ones left.
293
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:49,074
I, um... I had a quick errand to run,
but I'm on my way back to the office now.
294
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,825
You know what?
I'm gonna save you a tamale.
295
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,911
I don't care what Craig says.
I'm taking four.
296
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,289
Gabi, you there?
297
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,124
Can I call you right back?
298
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,293
-Sure. Love you.
-Yeah, I love you too.
299
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:04,798
[panting] Uh... all the stuff
that I just gave you, I need it all back.
300
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,466
Sorry. It's already been dumped.
301
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,426
Well, the only way to get anything back
would be if you...
302
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,141
...did that.
303
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:24,401
Normally, I avoid the lost and found
like the plague
304
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,862
growing in it from Dino Stananopolis's
six-week-old gym sock.
305
00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:29,322
But not today.
306
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:32,242
Today, I dove right in
307
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,286
and found a treasure trove
of evolutionary advantages.
308
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:42,836
Diary, the school day was over,
and my transformation was complete.
309
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:47,549
I had become a girl
who looks like she's in eighth grade.
310
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:51,511
And once Joey saw me,
he would definitely ask me to the dance.
311
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,639
Diary, it was time.
312
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,559
-Strawberry? Yeah? Thanks.
-Thanks.
313
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,276
[screams]
314
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:10,405
[groans]
315
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,742
-Are you okay?
-Totally kiwi.
316
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,244
That's not how you use that word.
317
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:18,955
Is that my lanyard?
318
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,501
[chuckles]
319
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:31,134
[female announcer] And now, our third
and final contestant, Sasha Castillo.
320
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,679
[applauding]
321
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:47,442
Um... hi.
322
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,863
Um... uh... I'm Sasha and...
323
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:57,035
and this is a poem entitled,
Mall, My Life.
324
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:03,416
I love the mall and this is why
325
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:04,918
[coughs]
326
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:23,436
Without the mall, I'd surely die
327
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:27,816
A slow and painful death for sure
328
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:30,860
Without the mall, my life's a blur
329
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:35,615
I feel so alive on the escalator
330
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:40,704
As I go up, I say,
"First floor, see you later"
331
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,122
[crowd laughs]
332
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,878
Thanks. I'm Elena.
333
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:52,674
I know. You tried to pour OJ
on Frank Galanari. I'm Stacy.
334
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,719
Eighth grader Stacy Marie Jones. I know.
335
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,350
[sighs]
336
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,144
So, why'd you take my lanyard?
337
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:09,983
Well... I like this guy.
338
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,610
Like, really like this guy.
339
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,821
And he really likes eighth grade girls,
340
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:18,825
so I thought that if I looked and acted
like an eighth grade girl,
341
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,076
he'd ask me to the dance.
342
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,454
It was rooted in science.
343
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:24,456
[chuckles] I get it.
344
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:26,332
-I was like you once.
-You were?
345
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,960
I wanted to dress just like
an eighth grade girl.
346
00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:30,628
And then you became one.
347
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:35,717
No. I realized that the eighth grade boys
like the ninth grade girls,
348
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,510
so I started dressing up
like a ninth grade girl.
349
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,429
-We all do it.
-Oh.
350
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,223
Yeah, um, and if the body glitter
gives you a rash,
351
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:43,600
you just add more to cover it up.
352
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,772
[Elena] Diary, this seems
more like entropy than evolution.
353
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:51,232
If sixth graders
are trying to be eighth graders
354
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:54,652
who are trying to be ninth graders,
when would it end?
355
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:58,406
If everyone wants to become
a different species,
356
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,075
I might as well just be myself.
357
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,997
[sighs] Thanks for the ice.
358
00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:08,500
I think I'm just gonna ask
Joey to the dance,
359
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:09,584
as a sixth grader.
360
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:10,877
Oh, God.
361
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:14,881
[exhales]
362
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:20,470
♪ Oh, say can you see ♪
363
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:24,265
♪ By the dawns early light ♪
364
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:28,061
Hey, that's game. Five points.
365
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,479
What, no. You didn't do the ninja roll.
366
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,190
That was only a round seven rule.
This was round eight.
367
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:35,735
Fine, fine. You won, dude.
Here's the trophy you came here to win.
368
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:38,613
It's the best I could do.
369
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,407
[chuckles]
370
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:41,950
Thanks, man.
371
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:43,493
Hey, look,
I know it's not the real thing, but--
372
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,661
No, no, I...
373
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:51,126
I thought today would suck,
but it was surprisingly pretty chill.
374
00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:54,629
Right? Yeah,
Bottleball can pass the time for hours.
375
00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:56,339
My brothers and I came up with it.
[chuckles]
376
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:59,843
Huh. I... I didn't know you had brothers.
377
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:03,221
Yeah. Uh, they're older and kinda...
378
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,266
a lot to handle,
379
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:09,477
so my parents sent me down here
to live with my grandma.
380
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:12,063
Oh. Man, I'm sorry that--
381
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:13,231
Yeah, um...
382
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:16,484
I actually didn't even want to come
to Miami when I first moved here.
383
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,319
What do you think about it now?
384
00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:19,988
[chuckles] It's surprisingly chill.
385
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:25,368
That's good
'cause it's chill having you here.
386
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:26,661
[chuckles]
387
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:38,089
[sighs] There you are.
I've been looking all over for you.
388
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:41,259
Yeah, we... we got stuck in here
and missed the tournament.
389
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:43,678
Really? That's a bummer.
390
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:46,222
-Yeah.
-Eagle Trace won, by the way.
391
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,475
-Oh.
-Did you know those kids have full beards?
392
00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:49,642
[laughs]
393
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:04,240
This was it. I was going in.
394
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:09,079
Just me, sixth grader Elena
putting it all on the line.
395
00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:13,083
"Feast or famine,"
as Darwin would probably say.
396
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:17,003
Hi, Joey.
May I please buy one mechanical pencil?
397
00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:19,631
Sure. You want a point five lead
or a point seven?
398
00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:22,050
Point five. You know Mrs. Wexler.
399
00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:24,094
Yeah. She's a real hard-ass about pencils.
400
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:26,221
Well, uniformity's practical.
401
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:28,348
Uh...
402
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,393
I also had a question.
403
00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:36,815
[clears throat]
404
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:42,028
I was just wondering,
if you weren't taking anyone to the dance,
405
00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:45,240
maybe we could go together.
406
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:54,582
Oh. Ryan's dad is driving a group of guys,
but I'll see you there?
407
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:58,920
Oh. Okay. Cool. See you there.
408
00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:03,299
Well... bye, Joey.
409
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,721
He'll see me there. He'll see me there.
410
00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:09,222
Did you want your point five?
411
00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:12,684
[game show host on TV]
It's time for another round of Answerama.
412
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:15,895
So, you missed
the entire Jupiter tournament?
413
00:23:15,979 --> 00:23:17,647
That is extra terr-errible.
414
00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:18,898
[Gabi sighs]
415
00:23:18,982 --> 00:23:20,191
[female contestant on TV]
...the nineteens?
416
00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:22,318
-Okay, that was not great. I admit it.
-[chuckles]
417
00:23:23,028 --> 00:23:25,655
Oh, I'm so sorry, Bobby.
I know you were excited.
418
00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:27,240
Eh.
419
00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:29,200
Today actually wasn't too bad.
420
00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:30,535
-[chimes on TV]
-[host] Moving on to...
421
00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:33,830
Which poet knows why the caged bird sings?
422
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:34,789
Maya Angelou.
423
00:23:34,873 --> 00:23:36,583
-[bell dings on TV]
-[contestant] Maya Angelou.
424
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:39,711
Oh, my God. Sasha!
425
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,341
What was that about?
426
00:23:44,883 --> 00:23:47,177
Who knows? It's something new every day.
427
00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:52,390
Well, I am glad to be here
for all the things.
428
00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:55,310
Yeah.
429
00:23:58,271 --> 00:23:59,939
[phone rings]
430
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,152
[Sasha] Hey. What's up?
431
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:07,989
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Tricked ya. Sasha's not here right now.
432
00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:09,491
-Leave a message.
-[beeps]
433
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:10,825
Hey. Sash.
434
00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:14,412
I am so sorry I forgot
to come to your poetry reading,
435
00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:16,247
and that I forgot to help you
practice today.
436
00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:18,666
[applause, cheering]
437
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:21,670
I just got so wrapped up
in trying to be something I'm not.
438
00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:28,593
My plan didn't go exactly how I expected,
but I learned something new about myself.
439
00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:34,307
I can't wait to tell you
all about everything.
440
00:24:38,311 --> 00:24:40,105
We can talk about it
when you come over tomorrow
441
00:24:40,188 --> 00:24:41,690
to get ready for the dance.
442
00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:43,525
It's gonna be so kiwi.
443
00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:47,862
-Or will we be kiwi-ing?
-[giggles]
444
00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:50,115
Still trying to figure this word out.
445
00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:51,783
Anyway, love you Sasha.
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