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Come on.
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Hold up, Grundy, I'm coming.
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Unh! Oh.
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Zombie wrestler. Nice one.
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Grundy love Halloween.
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Keep it moving, freak show.
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Oh, freak show, is it?
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I said, get out of the street.
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Heroes. Ha, ha. Figures.
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Well, I hate your costumes.
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And so does my friend.
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Lady, I don't care about you or your...
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- Faster. Go faster.
- Coming up.
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Policemen.
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I got this. Take the wheel.
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Why you stop?
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I have to breathe at some point.
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OFFICER:
Pull over. Pull over and give yourself up.
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Yes!
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Keep them on the wheel, Grundy.
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- L'm glad you're here.
- People usually are.
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- Green Arrow?
- Nice to see you again too, kid.
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What are you doing here?
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Police subnet said there was an escape
at Arkham.
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I was in the neighborhood anyway.
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- Really?
- Not even close.
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But I didn't wanna miss the fun.
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Wait for it.
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Jump!
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Okay. Now we got a ballgame.
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SILVER BANSHEE:
I think I got them that time.
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Bigger problem.
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Object in mirror may be closer
than they appear.
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SILVER BANSHEE:
Batman.
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Positive ID.
It's Solomon Grundy and Silver Banshee.
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Let's see if they want a trick or a treat.
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GRUNDY:
Almost there.
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Step on it, won't you?
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Trick or treat, snowflake.
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Now what?
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No. Get away from me. Get away.
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Boo.
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What were you doing?
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Don't be mad, Scarecrow.
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Oh, it was just a joyride.
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Was the plan was too complicated
for your pea-brains?
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No, Dr. Crane.
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Brains not peas.
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You recall I told you to head directly
to the meeting place after your escape...
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...no antics, no tomfoolery, no shenanigans?
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We remember.
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This, my associates,
is the very definition of "shenanigans."
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Slide over. I'll drive.
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BATMAN:
Arrow, can you hear me?
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Ugh. Oh, it's you.
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Hey, Bats.
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Thought you might need some help.
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RED ROBIN:
You all right?
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Yeah, just stiff.
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It's like waking up from a nightmare.
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BATMAN: Endoscopic traces of tetracycline
and aerosol still in the air.
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That's residue
from the Scarecrow's fear gas.
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Scarecrow, Silver Banshee and Grundy
all working together the same night?
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Happy Halloween.
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NEWSCASTER: Gotham City
welcomes the cybernetic superhero Cyborg.
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Cyborg is the guest of honor...
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...for Gotham Museum's unveiling
of their new Inca exhibit.
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This is car Four-Oh-Niner
with our second sweep of Sector 12.
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Cyborg's systems were instrumental...
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...in
the location and excavation
of this historic find.
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DISPATCH:
Any sign of the escaped inmates?
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OFFICER:
Negative, Dispatch. Nothing yet.
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DISPATCH:
Roger that, 409. Keep your eyes peeled.
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No, no, no.
We need to smooth the throwing animation.
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COMPUTER:
Note recorded, sir.
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Okay, Gogo, I'm going home.
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No worries, Ana. I'm gonna debug for a bit.
See you tomorrow.
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- And I'm still getting that response flutter.
COMPUTER:
Note recorded, sir.
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And stop calling me "sir."
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Note recorded, sir.
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What did you forget?
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Ana? Are you okay?
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Ana, what are you doing?
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Huh?
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That should hold her.
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- Nothing since they disappeared last night?
ALFRED: Not a thing.
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No mention of them on the subnets,
the dark web or social media, sir.
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Keep at it. They didn't just disappear.
Let me know the minute you find something.
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Of course. And shall I press your tuxedo
for the museum gala tomorrow?
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I have to go. I'm getting another call.
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Don't wait up.
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What is it you want?
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You, Gogo Shoto.
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You are coming with me.
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No. Please.
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BATMAN:
Let him go.
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Clayface.
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MAN:
What was that?
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Thank you, Batman. Thank you.
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Quick selfie?
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Whew. They tightened those sensors
something fierce.
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Feels good, though.
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DR. STONE:
How are those upgrades interfacing, son?
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Not bad, Pop. I'm incorporating them now.
Let's see what we've got.
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Three-hundred-and-sixty-degree
tracking and axis management...
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...allowing for unilateral targeting.
107
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Plus, they'll interface nicely
with the propulsion upgrades.
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Propulsion? I can fly?
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No way.
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This is amazing. Yeah.
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Let's try it with the targets.
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Oh, yeah, baby.
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Dr. Stone?
I'm Police Commissioner Gordon.
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L just need a moment.
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Of course, commissioner.
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This is about the break-in last night, correct?
I'll help however I can.
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Sorry, Dr. Stone, it's not your help we need.
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CYBORG: Gyros aren't used to compensating
for my weight in flight...
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...but we can recalibrate them later tonight.
Right, Pop?
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Vic, this is Police Commissioner Gordon.
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He needs your help.
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What can I do for you, commissioner?
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I'm uploading some security footage
to your subnet now.
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I've got it. Let's see.
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"GORDON".
It's completely ruined.
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We don't even know what they stole.
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According to the inventory,
everything is still there.
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00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:17,232
Okay. Looks like something
overwhelmed the feed and blew it out.
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00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:20,652
Let me grab the earlier footage so I can
extrapolate some of the spatial telemetry.
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Infrared tripwires, laser cage, sonic alarms.
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Someone wanted this place secured.
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00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,911
Do you know which lab got hit?
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It's an artificial intelligence research lab...
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00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,584
...belonging to a Dr. lvo.
- lvo?
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00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:39,922
I heard he recently made huge strides
in the self-contained sequencing code.
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00:14:40,089 --> 00:14:41,715
In English, if you don't mind, doc.
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He created a fully functioning,
self-governing artificial intelligence.
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And that would be valuable?
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DR. STONE: An ultra-intelligent computer
that could think and act for itself?
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I'd say so.
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00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,854
I've managed to clean up
a couple of microseconds.
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Let's take a look at our culprits.
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Scarecrow and Silver Banshee.
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00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:04,780
That fits. Scarecrow sprung her and Grundy
out of Arkham last night.
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00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:09,535
Why would a couple of fright freaks
spend Halloween stealing an Al?
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BATMAN:
Scarecrow and Banshee?
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CYBORG:
I'm uploading the footage to your subnet now.
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I see it.
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Why lvo's Al?
150
00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:21,338
Pop and I were asking the same question.
Identity theft maybe?
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00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:23,382
Digital robbery? Government hacking?
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Not their MO.
153
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,301
It must be for someone else.
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Keep your eyes peeled, Cyborg.
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Roger that, Batman. Cyborg out.
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GUARD:
I'm starving already. We should order dinner.
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- You want Chinese?
- No, we had Chinese last night.
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- Mexican?
- We had that the night before last.
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00:15:52,161 --> 00:15:53,704
Hey, you know what I'm in the mood for?
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GRUNDY:
Pizza time.
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Did you already order?
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No, did you?
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GRUNDY:
Piping hot pizza.
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Wait a second, aren't you...?
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Heh. Grundy good actor.
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Pizza man. Who want pizza?
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Get him in your sights. Load them up.
168
00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:41,627
What wrong?
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I'm just pizza man.
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Fire!
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GRUNDY:
You no like pizza?
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00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:42,938
Batman, I have a robbery in progress
at the atomic power plant.
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And guess who.
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I'm on my way.
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JOKER:
What took you so long?
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I was starting to get antsy.
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They see through Grundy disguise.
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JOKER:
Aw. Have an ice cream. You'll feel better.
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Pretty re-volt-ing, eh, Grundy?
180
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Hey, I'll do the jokes around here, Birdboy.
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Now go perch somewhere else.
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Joker? Uh-oh.
183
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Take care of him, Grundy.
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Me call you Night-wishbone.
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Pull you apart.
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Me win.
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00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:13,111
A robot wolf?
188
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:17,532
Oh, Bats, sometimes I think
you're as crazy as I am.
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All right, let's get down.
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- Had enough?
- You funny.
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Stop this now, Joker.
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I can't hear you.
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I'm going over the falls.
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You can't outrun me.
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Outrun you?
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Where's the sport in that?
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I'm waiting for him. Heh.
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Oh, Grundy,
I could kiss you, you big galoot.
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In fact, I will.
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Ha, ha.
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00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,945
Let's motor. Lots to do.
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00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:51,102
GOGO: Huh?
JOKER: Wakey-wakey, Gogo Shoto.
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What's the angle?
This fella's supposed to be that smart?
204
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:57,275
Apparently he's quite the hotshot
in his field.
205
00:21:57,442 --> 00:22:00,403
Looks like a heaping helping
of hot nothing to me.
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Now me hungry.
207
00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:04,574
Again? You just had pizza.
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Grundy got fast metabolism.
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Oh, no. Let me go, please.
210
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I'm just a video-game designer.
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Hello, Gogo Shoto.
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I like your name, by the way.
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It's cuckoo c-c-crazy. Ha!
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You're the Joker.
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Always nice to meet a fan.
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Please don't hurt me.
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Hurt you?
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Don't talk twaddle, genius. I need you.
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Need me?
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You see, I'm going to play
this amazing practical joke on Gotham...
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...and I need your help to do it.
222
00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:12,893
Take that, you zombie brain-munchers.
223
00:23:16,146 --> 00:23:19,524
This Gogo Shoto really knows
how to make a video game.
224
00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:23,028
You should get back to your training.
225
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- What?
- Training. Your training.
226
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I know. It's great training.
227
00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:29,409
Watch me clear this level.
228
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Yes! Completion bonus.
229
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BRUCE: Solomon Grundy. Clayface.
Scarecrow. Silver Banshee.
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That's a frightful four if I've ever seen one.
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Each of them a powerful enemy
in their own right.
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Why join forces?
233
00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:53,725
And why follow the Joker?
234
00:23:53,892 --> 00:23:56,061
It's all tied to Gogo Shoto.
235
00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:59,272
Why kidnap the head
of a video-game company?
236
00:23:59,564 --> 00:24:02,359
Gogo's more than just a designer,
he's an artist.
237
00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:05,737
His open-world games let you push
the boundaries of human experience.
238
00:24:05,904 --> 00:24:06,947
You can do anything.
239
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:11,034
There's a rumor that in his next game,
you'll be able to be, well...
240
00:24:12,243 --> 00:24:13,870
Be who?
241
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:15,747
Batman.
242
00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:18,166
ALFRED:
Multiple Batmans.
243
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:19,584
What a terrifying thought.
244
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:22,420
Hand-washing all of those capes.
245
00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:26,925
The tea is Darjeeling.
The sandwiches are turkey.
246
00:24:27,092 --> 00:24:29,719
- The pills are for your headache.
- Thanks, Alfred.
247
00:24:29,886 --> 00:24:31,763
I don't know what I'd do without you.
248
00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:34,391
For starters, you'd wash your own cape.
249
00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:37,811
I've laid out the tuxedo and shined
your shoes for the gala opening...
250
00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:40,563
...for the new Inca installation
at the museum tonight.
251
00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:42,816
- That's tonight already?
- Yes, sir.
252
00:24:42,983 --> 00:24:45,777
And since the dig was underwritten
by the Wayne Foundation...
253
00:24:45,944 --> 00:24:49,114
...it would be impolite for Bruce Wayne
not to make an appearance.
254
00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:53,451
All right.
Tell Dick and Oliver I want them there too.
255
00:24:53,618 --> 00:24:56,287
I've got a bad feeling about this party.
256
00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:57,831
Master Tim as well?
257
00:24:57,998 --> 00:25:01,251
Oh, no. I hate the museum.
Why would I wanna look at a bunch...
258
00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:05,672
...of boring old-fashioned ways to do things
when I have this cool tech to do it for me?
259
00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:07,716
Gala is in an hour.
260
00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:11,428
Try not to be late, as usual.
261
00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:39,247
Oh, you're that robotic fellow.
262
00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:40,623
Don't tell me.
263
00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:44,377
It's Robotman, isn't it'? Mm.
264
00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:45,628
Cyborg.
265
00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:47,797
No, that's not it.
266
00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:50,175
Why don't you just call me Victor, ma'am?
267
00:25:50,341 --> 00:25:51,968
Well, if you insist.
268
00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:55,972
Ooh. Feel that metal muscle.
269
00:25:56,431 --> 00:25:59,559
BRUCE: Now, Gladys,
are you bothering our guest of honor?
270
00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:03,897
Cyborg, Bruce Wayne.
I haven't had the pleasure in person yet.
271
00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:05,982
It's a real honor, Mr. Wayne.
272
00:26:06,316 --> 00:26:10,403
I suppose we have you to thank
for these amazing Inca findings.
273
00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:12,489
Oh, no. I just signed the check.
274
00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:16,076
It's Cyborg that's the big hero.
His radar told us where to dig.
275
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:23,124
Am I to understand that you discovered
some kind of magical Inca energy gem?
276
00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:26,503
It's Rhodochrosite,
also called the Inca Rose Stone.
277
00:26:26,669 --> 00:26:31,466
It's not magic so much as it's supposed
to be an excellent conductor of energy.
278
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:32,926
Fascinating.
279
00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:34,511
If you'll excuse me.
280
00:26:34,677 --> 00:26:36,679
Well, I'm enthralled.
281
00:26:36,846 --> 00:26:38,640
Do go on.
282
00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:41,017
Gentlemen, finally I found you.
283
00:26:41,184 --> 00:26:42,560
How's things, Oliver?
284
00:26:42,727 --> 00:26:45,063
You know me, Bruce. Living the life.
285
00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:47,899
Yeah, yeah. Living the dream.
286
00:26:48,066 --> 00:26:51,736
Dick and I were talking about
what we did last night for Halloween.
287
00:26:51,903 --> 00:26:54,572
Speaking of which,
anything from our boo crew?
288
00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:57,033
Not a thing. How's security here?
289
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,661
Gordon's had it locked up tight
since this afternoon.
290
00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:06,042
You expecting Mr. Funny-Business tonight?
291
00:27:06,209 --> 00:27:10,964
After stealing a hacker, an Al and a battery,
an energy conductor fits the pattern.
292
00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:12,590
Keep moving. Stay alert.
293
00:27:12,757 --> 00:27:15,218
The clown is up to something.
294
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:18,930
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm Houston Raines...
295
00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:22,642
...Channel Six weatherman
and tonight's master of ceremonies.
296
00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:28,648
Thank you. Thanks so much.
297
00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:32,735
You know, there's a lot of people who made
this amazing Inca discovery happen.
298
00:27:32,902 --> 00:27:34,070
Bruce Wayne for one.
299
00:27:37,115 --> 00:27:38,741
Big hand for Mr. Wayne.
300
00:27:38,908 --> 00:27:43,538
Also Cyborg,
who actually found the Inca energy gem...
301
00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:46,457
...which is amazing and historic.
302
00:27:46,749 --> 00:27:48,585
Heh. I love this guy.
303
00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:51,379
Why? He hasn't gotten a weather report right
in years.
304
00:27:51,546 --> 00:27:53,840
I know. It's amazing.
305
00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:57,427
But I also wanted to extend a big thank you
to...
306
00:27:57,594 --> 00:27:58,720
- Me.
- Aah!
307
00:28:00,138 --> 00:28:01,973
Howdy, Gotham City.
308
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:03,933
Miss me?
309
00:28:05,935 --> 00:28:07,937
All units, hold your fire.
310
00:28:09,606 --> 00:28:11,482
Gentlemen, you cut me to the quick.
311
00:28:11,649 --> 00:28:13,276
I don't want any trouble.
312
00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:16,863
Now, my friend, he loves trouble.
313
00:28:22,702 --> 00:28:23,745
Open fire.
314
00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:30,919
You're getting extinct, lizard-breath.
315
00:28:34,339 --> 00:28:35,548
What the...?
316
00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:50,146
Ooh. What a belt buckle you'd make.
317
00:28:50,313 --> 00:28:54,817
It's a shame I have other plans for you.
Ha-ha-ha! Huh?
318
00:29:23,012 --> 00:29:25,431
- Where'd he go?
- Anyone got eyes on Clayface?
319
00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:27,225
Find him.
320
00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:35,858
I don't think we got room, boss.
321
00:29:36,025 --> 00:29:38,736
Never mind. I brought my own.
322
00:29:44,701 --> 00:29:46,035
Let's ride.
323
00:29:49,998 --> 00:29:51,582
I've got him headed north on Lake.
324
00:29:51,749 --> 00:29:55,336
- Cyborg, Red Robin, cover me from above.
- En route now.
325
00:29:57,380 --> 00:29:59,048
BATMAN:
Nightwing, Arrow, cut them off.
326
00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:00,383
You got it, Bats.
327
00:30:03,261 --> 00:30:05,096
JOKER:
This is King Clown, good buddy.
328
00:30:05,263 --> 00:30:06,723
Anyone got their ears on?
329
00:30:06,889 --> 00:30:08,016
SCARECROW:
Dr. Crane
here.
330
00:30:08,182 --> 00:30:11,519
Doc, I've developed a tail I want to get rid of.
331
00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:38,212
Ha. Two can play that game.
332
00:30:47,430 --> 00:30:50,808
Hoo-hoo! Close, but no cigar, Tin Man.
333
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:53,186
I got him.
334
00:31:13,122 --> 00:31:15,416
Yes, Mr. Joker?
335
00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:17,835
Do it.
336
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,331
What happened?
337
00:31:55,498 --> 00:31:58,042
No clue.
Everything just started shaking.
338
00:31:58,209 --> 00:32:00,044
I knew I should have driven.
339
00:32:00,336 --> 00:32:02,839
It's like all the machines went haywire.
340
00:32:03,631 --> 00:32:04,674
Red Robin.
341
00:32:07,844 --> 00:32:09,429
GREEN ARROW:
I got him.
342
00:32:17,186 --> 00:32:18,396
You good, kid?
343
00:32:18,563 --> 00:32:22,191
Whew.
Yeah. Gonna need to walk that one off.
344
00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:31,075
Hold on. ls your motorcycle laughing?
345
00:32:31,242 --> 00:32:33,494
It must be a computer virus.
346
00:32:33,661 --> 00:32:35,663
Where's Cyborg?
347
00:33:22,502 --> 00:33:23,753
ROAD
RUNNER:
Beep, beep!
348
00:33:31,427 --> 00:33:34,722
Citizens of Gotham, Joker here.
349
00:33:34,889 --> 00:33:40,436
As you can see, my digital laughing virus...
That's DLV to you kids out there...
350
00:33:40,603 --> 00:33:42,813
...TM BTW LOL.
351
00:33:43,272 --> 00:33:47,109
...has infected every piece of technology
in the entire city.
352
00:33:47,276 --> 00:33:49,028
Power plants, traffic lights...
353
00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:53,991
...everything on the digital grid
now belongs to me.
354
00:33:54,158 --> 00:33:55,576
Bottom line, Gotham...
355
00:33:55,743 --> 00:33:58,913
...nothing around here works
unless I say it works.
356
00:33:59,747 --> 00:34:04,293
Which makes me king of Gotham City.
357
00:34:04,627 --> 00:34:09,131
And believe me, there are gonna be some
changes around here.
358
00:34:09,298 --> 00:34:14,887
For starters, Solomon Grundy,
he's now the sheriff of Gotham.
359
00:34:15,054 --> 00:34:19,308
Which means, kids, he runs the police force.
360
00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:23,980
I happily accept this poison.
361
00:34:24,146 --> 00:34:29,277
- Position. You accept the position.
- Right. Poison.
362
00:34:29,443 --> 00:34:31,821
Let me introduce the rest of my cabinet.
363
00:34:31,988 --> 00:34:35,366
Presenting the new baron
of candy and ice cream...
364
00:34:35,533 --> 00:34:38,077
...mostly because
he looks like melted chocolate...
365
00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:39,745
...Clayface.
366
00:34:42,164 --> 00:34:46,127
I cannot tell a lie, I am proud to serve...
367
00:34:46,294 --> 00:34:49,088
No, no, I hated that one.
Hey, can I get another take?
368
00:34:49,463 --> 00:34:50,631
And then there's...
369
00:34:52,967 --> 00:34:54,302
SILVER BANSHEE: Hey!
- No.
370
00:34:54,468 --> 00:34:57,888
Finally, our guy
who handles everything else...
371
00:34:58,306 --> 00:35:00,141
...the Scarecrow.
372
00:35:00,308 --> 00:35:05,771
Gothomites, since all banks,
ATMs and accounts are offline...
373
00:35:05,938 --> 00:35:08,816
...there is no money anymore.
374
00:35:08,983 --> 00:35:13,654
So I will be redesigning
the economic system.
375
00:35:13,821 --> 00:35:16,991
Information will be our new currency.
376
00:35:17,158 --> 00:35:22,580
Spot a
hero? Tell us,
and I'll let you use your car for an hour.
377
00:35:22,913 --> 00:35:24,790
Neighbors planning a revolution?
378
00:35:24,957 --> 00:35:30,713
Tell us, and I'll let you watch TV
for three nights.
379
00:35:31,088 --> 00:35:33,716
Just a few of the new ground rules.
380
00:35:33,883 --> 00:35:36,594
Don't worry, many more to come.
381
00:35:36,761 --> 00:35:40,306
King Joker, over and out.
382
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,728
When I say "over and out," you cut it.
383
00:35:47,647 --> 00:35:49,940
GRUNDY:
So, now?
384
00:35:50,107 --> 00:35:52,526
Yes, now!
385
00:36:01,410 --> 00:36:03,245
OFFICER:
Think it's enough?
386
00:36:03,412 --> 00:36:06,248
- Maybe he can't see it.
- Or maybe he's just not coming.
387
00:36:06,415 --> 00:36:08,125
He's coming.
388
00:36:11,462 --> 00:36:13,047
Batman, thank goodness.
389
00:36:13,214 --> 00:36:14,423
All of our tech is down.
390
00:36:14,590 --> 00:36:15,633
Cars, comms...
391
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,636
...even our weapons have microchips
coded to our fingerprints.
392
00:36:18,928 --> 00:36:21,013
We're back to the Dark Ages here.
393
00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:24,684
I know. It's a computer virus.
We're trying to hack it now.
394
00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:26,102
That's not the worst of it.
395
00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:27,603
With Grundy sheriff...
396
00:36:27,770 --> 00:36:29,689
He busted you back down to beat cop.
397
00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:32,108
Yeah. His idea of a joke, I'm sure.
398
00:36:32,274 --> 00:36:34,902
I'm lucky the old uniform fits.
399
00:36:35,069 --> 00:36:38,656
Do what you can from the inside.
Keep the peace at all costs.
400
00:36:39,156 --> 00:36:41,409
All right. Anything else?
401
00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:43,786
I'll be in touch.
402
00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:51,669
ALFRED: I'm certain you don't need me
to mention this...
403
00:36:51,836 --> 00:36:55,965
...but these gas generators
are only a temporary solution at best.
404
00:36:56,132 --> 00:36:58,217
We've got limited battery power as well.
405
00:37:01,971 --> 00:37:05,474
Would have been nice to have some
solar power, if Gotham ever got any sun.
406
00:37:05,641 --> 00:37:07,893
Doesn't matter. Nothing digital works.
407
00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:10,229
Plus, the clown's put a bounty
on our heads.
408
00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:13,983
You know, if you snap a pic of one of us now,
you get an hour of video games.
409
00:37:14,150 --> 00:37:16,694
- An hour, huh?
- Don't even joke.
410
00:37:16,986 --> 00:37:18,154
NIGHTWING:
Joker's got Cyborg.
411
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,115
He controls technology.
Now he's turning Gotham against us.
412
00:37:21,490 --> 00:37:23,534
- How do we fight that?
- We find him.
413
00:37:23,701 --> 00:37:26,537
Great. Why didn't I think of that, Bats?
How?
414
00:37:29,832 --> 00:37:32,793
We get smart,
and do it the old-fashioned way.
415
00:37:33,043 --> 00:37:34,628
Ah, where do we start?
416
00:37:34,962 --> 00:37:38,007
In his original form, Clayface attracts debris.
417
00:37:38,466 --> 00:37:40,009
Like dust in clay.
418
00:37:40,176 --> 00:37:41,218
Exactly.
419
00:37:41,385 --> 00:37:44,263
Maybe one will inform geography.
Get a sample.
420
00:37:44,513 --> 00:37:46,849
Well, there's plenty on Red Robin.
421
00:37:47,725 --> 00:37:51,520
Nightwing, I've been recording audio
of Joker's dispatches. See if there's clue...
422
00:37:51,687 --> 00:37:53,898
...to where he's broadcasting from.
- l'm on it.
423
00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:56,859
Red Robin, I wanna know
why he needed the Inca Rose Gem.
424
00:37:57,276 --> 00:37:58,819
Aye, aye, captain.
425
00:38:00,362 --> 00:38:02,740
Hello again, my subjects.
426
00:38:02,907 --> 00:38:07,745
Your old pal King Joker the First here,
with a very special offer.
427
00:38:08,078 --> 00:38:13,626
I know how much you all love me,
so I'm going to let you throw me a parade.
428
00:38:13,793 --> 00:38:16,754
And the theme is me.
429
00:38:16,921 --> 00:38:22,676
Tomorrow night, I want to see Joker balloons,
Joker costumes, Joker floats.
430
00:38:22,843 --> 00:38:28,849
We're going to show the entire world
how great Jokertown is.
431
00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:32,853
I want results in two hours.
432
00:38:37,233 --> 00:38:38,859
- Arrow?
- Let me say that Clayface...
433
00:38:39,026 --> 00:38:41,403
...sucks up more particulates
than a vacuum cleaner.
434
00:38:41,570 --> 00:38:44,240
Other than average dirt and grime,
here's the headline:
435
00:38:44,406 --> 00:38:49,036
Higher-than-average concentration of mineral
salts, mollusk shells and coralline algae.
436
00:38:49,203 --> 00:38:50,830
Mineral salts are sea spray.
437
00:38:50,996 --> 00:38:54,375
Shells and algae are biological components
that make up sand.
438
00:38:54,542 --> 00:38:57,044
That puts them somewhere on the coastline.
439
00:38:57,211 --> 00:38:58,921
Good. Red Robin?
440
00:38:59,713 --> 00:39:02,800
The Inca Rose Gem is an energy conductor.
He's probably using it...
441
00:39:02,967 --> 00:39:06,720
...to boost the transmission signal,
but the source would have to be centralized.
442
00:39:07,096 --> 00:39:08,264
Better. Nightwing?
443
00:39:09,723 --> 00:39:12,059
- What is that thing?
- lt's called a cell phone.
444
00:39:12,226 --> 00:39:15,104
People used to use it to listen to music
and talk to friends.
445
00:39:15,271 --> 00:39:17,606
- Oh, old-school.
- And?
446
00:39:17,773 --> 00:39:22,027
And on every Joker dispatch, there's a slight
reoccurring noise. I've isolated it.
447
00:39:25,447 --> 00:39:27,032
What is that? A church bell?
448
00:39:27,283 --> 00:39:28,701
It's a navigational buoy.
449
00:39:28,868 --> 00:39:30,119
They surround the docks.
450
00:39:30,286 --> 00:39:32,955
Okay. This is the Joker's cycle.
451
00:39:33,122 --> 00:39:36,000
I knew the gorilla looked familiar,
I just couldn't place it.
452
00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:42,047
It's made of parts from a ride condemned
a long time ago that used to be here.
453
00:39:42,214 --> 00:39:46,176
The abandoned fairgrounds
on the old Gotham pier.
454
00:39:48,596 --> 00:39:51,640
JOKER:
Dummies. Dopes. Amateurs.
455
00:39:51,807 --> 00:39:54,310
I am shooting a viral video here.
456
00:39:54,476 --> 00:39:56,145
This is supposed to be reality.
457
00:39:56,312 --> 00:39:58,230
Cinema verité.
458
00:39:58,397 --> 00:40:00,649
And you four are stinking up the joint.
459
00:40:00,816 --> 00:40:01,859
It's not my fault.
460
00:40:02,026 --> 00:40:03,736
He doesn't understand English.
461
00:40:03,903 --> 00:40:06,655
Grundy not used to pressures of fame.
462
00:40:06,822 --> 00:40:10,534
Well, the industry isn't for everyone.
463
00:40:10,951 --> 00:40:12,536
Me? Please.
464
00:40:12,703 --> 00:40:17,416
You're chewing scenery so fast, I'm amazed
we have any left standing, Fatface.
465
00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:20,836
Hey, unfair. The camera adds 10 pounds.
466
00:40:21,003 --> 00:40:23,672
Yes? How many cameras are on you? Ten?
467
00:40:23,839 --> 00:40:26,508
- Ho-ho-ho. That is it.
- Bring it, Claybrains.
468
00:40:26,675 --> 00:40:29,845
You gotta be kidding me.
469
00:40:30,179 --> 00:40:33,349
Hey, enough!
470
00:40:33,682 --> 00:40:35,976
Save it for the video.
471
00:40:36,143 --> 00:40:39,480
Keep practicing. I'll be back.
472
00:41:10,386 --> 00:41:13,305
There. The Ferris wheel.
473
00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:21,355
Whoa. That's some temper.
474
00:41:21,522 --> 00:41:24,692
SCARECROW: Those other heroes are
skulking around here somewhere, I can tell.
475
00:41:24,858 --> 00:41:27,528
Search every inch of this place. Find them.
476
00:41:39,957 --> 00:41:41,709
CLAYFACE:
Hello?
477
00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:44,003
Anyone in here?
478
00:41:49,883 --> 00:41:54,221
Come out, old chum. It's only me. Batman.
479
00:41:57,516 --> 00:42:01,395
Ah, you're over here, my fellow heroes.
480
00:42:02,396 --> 00:42:04,648
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
481
00:42:15,117 --> 00:42:16,160
I'll be back With help.
482
00:42:27,129 --> 00:42:29,923
I can hear you, old friend.
483
00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:32,468
Ah, forget it.
484
00:42:36,889 --> 00:42:37,931
Behind you.
485
00:42:38,098 --> 00:42:41,518
You ain't taking him anywhere.
486
00:42:42,936 --> 00:42:45,105
We'll see about that.
487
00:43:13,383 --> 00:43:16,595
Anybody ever tell you
that you have a big mouth?
488
00:43:26,688 --> 00:43:27,856
Don't do anything stupid.
489
00:43:34,696 --> 00:43:36,865
Good night, old friend.
490
00:43:40,369 --> 00:43:42,329
Go ahead and leg it, coward.
491
00:43:42,496 --> 00:43:44,581
I'll find you.
492
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,713
SCARECROW:
Welcome, Nightwing.
493
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:55,467
You know, if my research
has taught me anything...
494
00:43:55,634 --> 00:43:59,930
...it's that there are so many possibilities.
495
00:44:00,389 --> 00:44:06,520
And yet, in the end, it all comes down to us
confronting ourselves.
496
00:44:08,355 --> 00:44:10,399
I'm not afraid of you.
497
00:44:10,566 --> 00:44:12,359
Are you talking to me?
498
00:44:12,526 --> 00:44:15,154
Or the man in the mirror?
499
00:44:21,076 --> 00:44:22,411
Uh-oh.
500
00:44:22,578 --> 00:44:26,582
Looks like seven years of bad luck.
501
00:44:43,265 --> 00:44:46,018
Ah. That's some bad luck there.
502
00:44:50,939 --> 00:44:53,609
- Quick, you have to get me out of here.
- No, he's lying.
503
00:44:53,775 --> 00:44:56,111
It's me you have to get out of here.
504
00:44:57,237 --> 00:45:00,908
- Stop it. You're not me.
- You stop it. I'm the real Gogo.
505
00:45:01,617 --> 00:45:03,160
Well, can't you do something?
506
00:45:04,119 --> 00:45:07,247
Look, one of you is Gogo
and one of you is Clayface.
507
00:45:07,414 --> 00:45:09,666
- He's Clayface.
- He's Clayface.
508
00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:20,886
How do you kill the flamethrower
zombie boss in "Armageddon Days 4"?
509
00:45:21,303 --> 00:45:25,015
- With the sniper rifle.
- Sniper rifle. I knew that.
510
00:45:29,895 --> 00:45:31,647
I'll pound you into mush.
511
00:45:32,940 --> 00:45:33,982
Huh?
512
00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:40,280
I don't feel so good.
513
00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:47,913
So how do you get across the minefield
in level nine, then?
514
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:51,917
Are you serious? You trade your explosive
munitions for the map in the canteen.
515
00:45:52,084 --> 00:45:54,711
Of course you do.
516
00:46:06,848 --> 00:46:08,225
Huh?
517
00:46:33,959 --> 00:46:36,712
This won't stop me.
518
00:46:37,462 --> 00:46:39,965
Grundy coming for you, Batman.
519
00:46:42,592 --> 00:46:45,053
Lights out, Grundy.
520
00:47:01,236 --> 00:47:03,697
SILVER BANSHEE:
Come on out, archer.
521
00:47:04,031 --> 00:47:05,907
I won't hurt you.
522
00:47:06,074 --> 00:47:07,701
Much.
523
00:47:09,036 --> 00:47:10,495
Think, Oliver, think.
524
00:47:10,662 --> 00:47:12,998
You can't throw arrows at her.
525
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,424
You can't hide from me.
526
00:47:24,426 --> 00:47:26,428
Good thing I'm not.
527
00:47:28,221 --> 00:47:31,183
Ha-ha-ha. This is almost too easy.
528
00:47:35,187 --> 00:47:37,439
Yeah. Almost.
529
00:47:46,281 --> 00:47:50,702
Here's what I realized, Banshee:
You can't hit what you can't see.
530
00:47:50,869 --> 00:47:52,496
Ha! You missed.
531
00:47:55,916 --> 00:47:57,876
Strike three.
532
00:47:58,710 --> 00:48:00,295
You're out.
533
00:48:02,464 --> 00:48:05,008
SCARECROW:
Let's go deeper, Nightwing.
534
00:48:05,175 --> 00:48:08,345
When did it start?
This need to stay in control?
535
00:48:08,762 --> 00:48:12,265
This discipline? As a child?
536
00:48:15,227 --> 00:48:19,773
Adult responsibilities
taken on at an early age, most likely.
537
00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:22,567
Enough. Make it stop.
538
00:48:22,734 --> 00:48:25,529
Identity crisis, I'd wager.
539
00:48:25,695 --> 00:48:27,155
Please.
540
00:48:27,322 --> 00:48:28,532
Because your nightmare...
541
00:48:28,698 --> 00:48:34,287
...is
that you are becoming the thing
you promised yourself you never would.
542
00:48:34,454 --> 00:48:36,248
No.
543
00:48:43,422 --> 00:48:47,509
Scarecrow will put an end to your pain.
544
00:48:49,010 --> 00:48:50,512
What?
545
00:48:52,097 --> 00:48:55,350
I conquered my fears at a very young age,
Dr. Crane.
546
00:49:00,397 --> 00:49:04,192
What the matter, doctor,
is the Scarecrow running scared?
547
00:49:04,359 --> 00:49:06,695
Heh. Scarecrow. That's a good one.
548
00:49:11,658 --> 00:49:15,454
NIGHTWING:
Tell the truth. This is your nightmare, isn't it?
549
00:49:34,222 --> 00:49:35,682
Back in the game, baby.
550
00:49:35,849 --> 00:49:37,976
NIGHTWING:
Got one more for you.
551
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:41,563
Nice work.
552
00:49:44,107 --> 00:49:45,817
That'll be Mr. Giggles.
553
00:49:51,907 --> 00:49:53,992
Be ready for anything.
554
00:49:55,076 --> 00:49:56,411
Lookie here.
555
00:49:56,578 --> 00:50:00,624
Seems that a cowpoke can't even rustle up
some supplies...
556
00:50:00,790 --> 00:50:03,126
...without the cavalry showing up.
557
00:50:03,919 --> 00:50:05,545
BATMAN:
We've taken down your team.
558
00:50:05,712 --> 00:50:08,340
You can't beat us all by yourself, Joker.
559
00:50:08,757 --> 00:50:12,886
See, with my virus,
I control the computers in your vehicles.
560
00:50:13,053 --> 00:50:15,847
So this showdown is not with me.
561
00:50:16,014 --> 00:50:17,766
It's with them.
562
00:50:33,198 --> 00:50:36,159
Make them roadkill.
563
00:50:49,506 --> 00:50:50,840
- Nightwing.
- Right.
564
00:51:38,179 --> 00:51:42,976
Let's get moving. Those toys won't keep
them occupied forever.
565
00:51:43,727 --> 00:51:47,147
We still have a world to conquer.
566
00:51:55,405 --> 00:51:57,574
Take this and get gone.
567
00:52:00,827 --> 00:52:02,537
Freeze, Gogo Shoto.
568
00:52:03,622 --> 00:52:05,707
What about the cybernetic automaton
yelling my name?
569
00:52:05,874 --> 00:52:08,877
I'll take care of him.
Meet me at the time and place I gave you.
570
00:52:09,544 --> 00:52:10,795
Get going-
571
00:52:12,922 --> 00:52:14,382
I don't wanna do this, man.
572
00:52:21,014 --> 00:52:23,933
You're shooting at me, Vic?
Here I thought we were friends.
573
00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:27,270
I can't control it.
The Joker virus is making me do it.
574
00:52:32,734 --> 00:52:34,569
You're not shaking me that easy.
575
00:53:33,128 --> 00:53:35,547
I never did enjoy surfing.
576
00:55:36,251 --> 00:55:39,254
Good doggie. Nice robot doggie.
577
00:56:02,068 --> 00:56:03,820
You can beat this. I know you can.
578
00:56:04,279 --> 00:56:07,156
Get out of here.
I'm not responsible for my action.
579
00:56:12,287 --> 00:56:14,455
Maybe we can help.
580
00:56:14,914 --> 00:56:17,166
You guys sure took your time showing up.
581
00:56:32,140 --> 00:56:34,601
Water won't stop me.
582
00:56:35,727 --> 00:56:37,729
How about this?
583
00:56:51,075 --> 00:56:52,243
Is he going to be okay?
584
00:56:52,410 --> 00:56:55,955
Get him to the cave. This isn't over yet.
Joker's still out there.
585
00:57:08,509 --> 00:57:13,056
Sure, Batman took my hacker,
and now Gogo is gone-gone...
586
00:57:13,222 --> 00:57:15,099
...but you don't see me complaining.
587
00:57:15,266 --> 00:57:18,436
Nope, I've got my happy pants on...
588
00:57:18,603 --> 00:57:22,357
...because it's time
to send this baby worldwide.
589
00:57:22,523 --> 00:57:27,362
Why settle for Gotham
when we could rule the entire world?
590
00:57:27,528 --> 00:57:32,867
Mr. Joker, I'll be uploaded
into the transmitter in only 10 hours.
591
00:57:33,368 --> 00:57:39,123
Tonight at the parade,
we create Jokerworld!
592
00:57:46,047 --> 00:57:48,216
- L'm not supposed to be here.
- I know.
593
00:57:48,383 --> 00:57:50,510
Grundy runs the police force
like kindergarten.
594
00:57:50,677 --> 00:57:52,720
We play games all day long to entertain him.
595
00:57:53,012 --> 00:57:56,975
The only reason I'm here at all is I'm
in the middle of a round of hide-and-seek.
596
00:57:57,475 --> 00:57:59,602
We're taking Joker down
at the parade tonight.
597
00:57:59,769 --> 00:58:02,230
Be ready. We're going to need your help.
598
00:58:02,397 --> 00:58:04,190
You've got it.
599
00:58:08,695 --> 00:58:10,405
GRUNDY:
Found you.
600
00:58:11,781 --> 00:58:13,908
Yeah, I guess you did.
601
00:58:15,076 --> 00:58:16,119
RED ROBIN:
Almost there.
602
00:58:16,285 --> 00:58:18,871
Sorry about the blindfold,
but we can't take any chances.
603
00:58:19,038 --> 00:58:22,542
Whoa! This place is awesome.
604
00:58:27,630 --> 00:58:30,299
- Do you mind?
- Go ahead.
605
00:58:31,342 --> 00:58:33,011
Tell him what you told me.
606
00:58:33,553 --> 00:58:37,223
Joker's got an Al to deliver
the digital laughter virus he had me build.
607
00:58:37,390 --> 00:58:40,184
- Can you hack the Al?
- No, it's a closed system.
608
00:58:40,351 --> 00:58:43,021
I can build you an interface
to physically hack the Al...
609
00:58:43,187 --> 00:58:48,026
...if you can find the hard drive containing it.
- But we don't know where that is.
610
00:58:48,276 --> 00:58:50,611
This is Joker with your news flash.
611
00:58:50,778 --> 00:58:55,658
Gotham City prepares for tonight's parade
in honor of their beloved King Joker.
612
00:58:55,825 --> 00:58:58,619
- I can get this off.
- Hold on. That's the Channel Six News set.
613
00:59:00,288 --> 00:59:02,874
He's a good-looking guy, isn't he, Joker?
614
00:59:03,291 --> 00:59:04,792
He sure is, Joker.
615
00:59:04,959 --> 00:59:07,795
And after tonight,
the entire world will know it.
616
00:59:07,962 --> 00:59:10,048
What's the forecast for the evening, Joker?
617
00:59:10,465 --> 00:59:12,383
Ha-ha-ha. Looks good, Joker.
618
00:59:12,550 --> 00:59:16,429
As long as we can keep the evening
free of horrible flying rodents...
619
00:59:16,596 --> 00:59:19,724
...everything will be fantastico.
620
00:59:19,891 --> 00:59:21,100
- I expect...
BATMAN: Freeze it.
621
00:59:21,267 --> 00:59:23,603
The Al is in the control-room mainframe.
622
00:59:23,770 --> 00:59:26,814
Joker is going to try to send this virus
worldwide.
623
00:59:26,981 --> 00:59:28,900
Computer, magnify image and search.
624
00:59:34,447 --> 00:59:38,743
With the interface, you're gonna need
something else to get into the Al world.
625
00:59:51,047 --> 00:59:53,841
Be on lookout for Batman and friends.
626
00:59:54,008 --> 00:59:58,137
If you see him, tell me and I'll use this.
627
01:00:03,893 --> 01:00:05,103
Come on, come on.
628
01:00:05,269 --> 01:00:09,982
It's like Christmas morning,
except I'm waiting for world domination.
629
01:00:28,793 --> 01:00:32,713
Ha, ha.
I was wondering when you'd show up.
630
01:00:38,010 --> 01:00:40,054
It's not going to be that easy.
631
01:00:40,221 --> 01:00:42,390
You're in my world now.
632
01:00:42,557 --> 01:00:47,895
And I like things a little, ha-ha-ha, crazy.
633
01:00:51,607 --> 01:00:54,485
I can make you Fat-man.
634
01:00:57,238 --> 01:01:01,284
Run, Fat-man, run. Ha-ha-ha.
635
01:01:25,266 --> 01:01:26,976
- It's Batman.
- What? Where?
636
01:01:35,943 --> 01:01:37,820
My mistake. I thought I saw something.
637
01:01:43,159 --> 01:01:45,119
There he is.
638
01:01:49,582 --> 01:01:51,792
No, no, over here.
639
01:03:36,022 --> 01:03:37,565
Up there.
640
01:03:38,607 --> 01:03:41,277
- Grundy reload.
- I don't think so.
641
01:03:46,449 --> 01:03:50,161
No. I boss.
642
01:03:53,956 --> 01:03:56,083
MAN:
Boo!
643
01:03:57,793 --> 01:03:59,754
MAN:
You stink!
644
01:04:01,130 --> 01:04:03,007
What? Quiet down.
645
01:04:17,855 --> 01:04:19,607
- Boo!
- Huh?
646
01:04:36,415 --> 01:04:39,919
CLAYFACE:
Heh. Your explosives can't hurt me.
647
01:04:40,211 --> 01:04:44,215
Explosives? No.
That was fast-hardening powdered cement.
648
01:04:44,799 --> 01:04:46,217
Wait. What?
649
01:04:46,384 --> 01:04:47,968
I'll crush you.
650
01:04:55,935 --> 01:04:57,061
So close.
651
01:05:10,741 --> 01:05:14,203
How are you doing, fellas? Are you good?
652
01:05:15,913 --> 01:05:20,709
Looks like your amazing B-rex
has made more of me instead of less.
653
01:05:27,508 --> 01:05:29,009
You can't win.
654
01:05:29,176 --> 01:05:32,388
You can't beat me in my own game, Batman.
655
01:05:32,555 --> 01:05:33,639
Game over.
656
01:05:37,143 --> 01:05:39,353
COMPUTER:
Upload complete.
657
01:05:39,812 --> 01:05:42,440
Who is that? She sounds lovely.
658
01:06:33,157 --> 01:06:35,826
Looks like your virus caught a virus.
659
01:06:35,993 --> 01:06:38,287
Come on, that's cheating.
660
01:06:52,510 --> 01:06:55,012
- Cyborg. You're all right.
- How did you get out?
661
01:06:55,179 --> 01:06:58,599
I don't know. All of a sudden,
my hydraulics unlocked and I rebooted.
662
01:06:58,766 --> 01:07:00,434
- That's great.
CYBORG: It's not.
663
01:07:00,601 --> 01:07:03,938
I'm trying to fight it,
but my programming won't let me.
664
01:07:04,104 --> 01:07:07,441
- He's still being controlled. Look out.
- Run!
665
01:07:15,074 --> 01:07:16,116
Ugh!
666
01:07:31,423 --> 01:07:32,633
Cyborg, stop-
667
01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:35,219
You have to fight it.
You're more than a machine.
668
01:07:35,386 --> 01:07:38,305
I can't. Get clear before I... Unh!
669
01:07:46,272 --> 01:07:49,733
Sorry to do this, buddy,
but I can't let the Joker win.
670
01:07:52,278 --> 01:07:54,613
He already has.
671
01:08:13,674 --> 01:08:15,551
Too late, Batman.
672
01:08:15,718 --> 01:08:17,803
Wha...? No. Quit it.
673
01:08:17,970 --> 01:08:20,514
Betrayed by my own legs.
674
01:08:20,681 --> 01:08:22,975
What a way to go.
675
01:08:23,142 --> 01:08:26,228
At least I went down doing what I loved.
676
01:08:26,395 --> 01:08:30,274
Mocking you, Batdork.
677
01:08:40,117 --> 01:08:42,328
Bye-bye, boring world.
678
01:08:42,494 --> 01:08:46,915
Hello, new fun Jokerworld.
679
01:09:02,181 --> 01:09:03,557
Huh?
680
01:09:11,315 --> 01:09:12,816
Huh?
681
01:09:17,363 --> 01:09:20,658
You've ruined everything.
682
01:09:29,500 --> 01:09:31,794
- What's going on?
- I think we won.
683
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:33,379
Everything's rebooting.
684
01:10:06,370 --> 01:10:08,664
RED ROBIN:
Welcome back, big guy. How you feel?
685
01:10:08,831 --> 01:10:11,834
Like I'll be cleaning my hard drive
for a week.
686
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,877
Hi, sports fans.
687
01:10:14,044 --> 01:10:17,464
You didn't really think I would transmit
my digital laughing virus...
688
01:10:17,631 --> 01:10:20,968
...from only one location, did you?
Suckers.
689
01:10:26,265 --> 01:10:27,725
He's got another transmitter.
690
01:10:27,891 --> 01:10:30,060
We've got to find it. Fast.
691
01:10:30,394 --> 01:10:34,106
But to keep you ocupado in the meantime...
692
01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:39,820
MAN:
Look out.
693
01:10:41,488 --> 01:10:43,615
This day keeps getting better.
694
01:10:48,078 --> 01:10:50,205
We're gonna need tech
to take that thing down.
695
01:10:50,372 --> 01:10:52,416
RED ROBIN:
What do you suggest? Everything's busted.
696
01:10:52,583 --> 01:10:55,419
Cyborg, keep him busy.
The rest of you, follow me.
697
01:10:55,586 --> 01:10:57,796
I know where we can get
some reliable equipment.
698
01:11:23,405 --> 01:11:25,282
Is that all you've got, Batman?
699
01:11:25,449 --> 01:11:26,658
One tin man?
700
01:11:26,825 --> 01:11:29,953
This will be easier than I dreamed.
701
01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:31,163
Huh?
702
01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:45,302
What? ls this an antique show?
703
01:11:53,644 --> 01:11:57,356
I never thought I'd say this,
but thank goodness for the history museum.
704
01:12:26,718 --> 01:12:29,179
JOKER:
Come on, you hunk of junk.
705
01:12:38,313 --> 01:12:39,356
Uh-oh.
706
01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:41,692
Barn.
707
01:13:01,295 --> 01:13:03,297
JOKER:
Gotta fly, spoilsports.
708
01:13:03,463 --> 01:13:05,340
See you in...
709
01:13:05,507 --> 01:13:09,219
...three minutes, when I rule the world.
710
01:13:21,315 --> 01:13:25,694
Like the suit? It's new. Ha-ha-ha!
711
01:13:30,198 --> 01:13:32,117
Gogo, are there any other transmitters...
712
01:13:32,284 --> 01:13:34,620
...powerful enough to upload this virus
worldwide?
713
01:13:34,786 --> 01:13:36,288
Not that I can find, Batman.
714
01:13:36,455 --> 01:13:41,126
He would need a quantum computer.
Not even. A boosted quantum computer.
715
01:13:57,142 --> 01:13:58,894
Got your back.
716
01:13:59,353 --> 01:14:01,521
GOGO: Less than a minute, Batman.
717
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:21,708
Cyborg's the transmitter.
718
01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:23,043
"CYBORG".
I'm the what now?
719
01:14:23,210 --> 01:14:25,921
BATMAN: That's why your systems unlocked
before I beat the Al.
720
01:14:26,088 --> 01:14:28,298
Joker must have the gem attached to you
somehow.
721
01:14:35,180 --> 01:14:36,390
CYBORG:
You're right, it's here.
722
01:14:36,556 --> 01:14:38,100
Do I just yank it out, or what?
723
01:14:38,266 --> 01:14:40,227
No, no, no. You could trigger the virus.
724
01:14:40,394 --> 01:14:42,604
You have to connect the gem
to the Joker's suit.
725
01:14:42,771 --> 01:14:44,731
The feedback should shut everything down.
726
01:14:45,023 --> 01:14:46,441
CYBORG:
Where do I attach this thing?
727
01:14:46,608 --> 01:14:48,193
GOGO:
You need to find the central core.
728
01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:51,238
But attach it to the wrong place,
and it's Jokerworld forever.
729
01:14:51,780 --> 01:14:53,782
Great. No pressure.
730
01:15:01,331 --> 01:15:04,334
Joker's suit is stolen military tech
built by Wayne Industries.
731
01:15:04,501 --> 01:15:06,753
The Al must have found it
when it hacked Gotham.
732
01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:10,048
Cyborg, I'm uploading the specs
to your subnet.
733
01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:18,348
Foul. That's holding.
734
01:15:18,515 --> 01:15:20,809
Five-yard penalty.
735
01:15:25,856 --> 01:15:29,276
Get off me, you metallic bully.
736
01:15:31,361 --> 01:15:33,363
Here goes everything.
737
01:15:39,161 --> 01:15:40,704
Uh-oh.
738
01:16:09,357 --> 01:16:11,318
Thanks for nothing, Gordon.
739
01:16:11,485 --> 01:16:16,364
When we played hide-and-seek,
I let you win.
740
01:16:20,368 --> 01:16:24,206
I fear it's back to Arkham for us, my dear.
741
01:16:24,372 --> 01:16:27,375
SILVER BANSHEE:
Don't you ever stop talking?
742
01:16:30,170 --> 01:16:33,298
Good night, Gotham City.
743
01:16:33,465 --> 01:16:35,258
BOY:
Quick selfie?
744
01:16:47,687 --> 01:16:50,065
Hey, sorry about grabbing you earlier.
745
01:16:50,232 --> 01:16:51,483
No worries.
746
01:16:51,650 --> 01:16:52,776
Hazard of the job.
747
01:16:52,943 --> 01:16:55,362
You got an iron grip, though.
748
01:16:56,613 --> 01:16:59,074
We combed the bay, no sign of the Joker.
749
01:16:59,241 --> 01:17:01,701
- He'll be back.
- We'll be here when he is.
750
01:17:01,868 --> 01:17:05,163
I can always count on Gotham City
for a thrill.
751
01:17:09,543 --> 01:17:11,545
Ugh, stupid plan.
752
01:17:11,711 --> 01:17:13,213
Should've worked.
753
01:17:13,380 --> 01:17:15,924
I should be king of the world right now.
754
01:17:16,091 --> 01:17:17,300
Huh?
755
01:17:19,177 --> 01:17:22,472
Oh, well, better luck next time.
756
01:17:22,889 --> 01:17:25,016
Maybe I'll open a toy store.
757
01:17:25,183 --> 01:17:27,102
Ooh, or a pizza joint.
758
01:17:27,269 --> 01:17:30,730
I could open a restaurant chain.
I could call it Giggles.
759
01:17:32,399 --> 01:17:34,401
I like the sound of that.
54326