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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:19,353 - Why the hell are we leaving so early? 2 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,855 - Because you got us kicked out. 3 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,424 - We got kicked out? 4 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:26,227 - No, not we, you got kicked out. 5 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:27,895 - Uh, why? 6 00:00:29,297 --> 00:00:30,498 - 'Cause the bouncer didn't like it too much 7 00:00:30,498 --> 00:00:32,866 when you threw up all over him. 8 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:36,504 - Hey, I tried to make up for that. 9 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:38,739 - I don't think making out with him right after you 10 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:42,343 puked up your stomach lining was a very good idea. 11 00:00:42,343 --> 00:00:47,047 - I just don't think he was into blondes. 12 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,982 - Yeah, let's go with that. 13 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:50,418 - Okay. 14 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:53,020 - One, and two, 15 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,191 okay, okay, okay. 16 00:00:57,191 --> 00:00:58,959 All right, can you stand? 17 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:01,195 I need to open the door. 18 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:02,696 Are you, okay, okay. 19 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:06,100 I'm so proud of you, I'm so proud of you. 20 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:13,674 Son of a bitch. 21 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:19,012 - It's too cold. 22 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,848 - I can't imagine why. 23 00:01:22,883 --> 00:01:24,118 How the hell am I -- 24 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:28,456 Goddammit. 25 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:50,844 Thank you for being a lightweight, Carissa. 26 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:57,585 Ah. 27 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:02,656 Better. 28 00:02:57,211 --> 00:03:00,448 Merry Christmas from your secret santa. 29 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:02,583 Cute. 30 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:11,158 We're not suppose to do secret santa until tomorrow. 31 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:22,035 A power drill. 32 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:26,774 Interesting gift choice. 33 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,378 Bath bombs, lottery tickets, 34 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:34,147 but a power drill. 35 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:00,308 Whoever's screwing with me, 36 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:02,976 it is 10 p.m. on a Friday and I am sober 37 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,978 so I am not in the mood. 38 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:09,249 Hello. 39 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:12,586 Hello. 40 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:13,421 - Hey. 41 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:14,254 - Jeez. 42 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,188 - I'm sorry. 43 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:16,123 Are you okay? 44 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:17,190 What are you yelling about? 45 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:18,426 - It's fine, it's nothing. 46 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:20,628 It's just someone's screwing with me. 47 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:21,862 It's not you is it? 48 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:25,299 - No, I wish I had that much time on my hands. 49 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:27,968 Are you okay? 50 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:31,572 Yeah, yeah, It's just, whatever, you know. 51 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:33,441 - Okay well, holler if you need anything. 52 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:34,942 - Will do. 53 00:06:58,619 --> 00:06:59,787 - Ooohhh, god. 54 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:03,323 I'm home? 55 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:06,359 Uhhh. 56 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:30,584 - Oh yes! 57 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:31,685 Yes! 58 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,394 Merry Christmas, Wiggles. 59 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:45,098 Why thank you Senor Clappy. 60 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:49,136 And remember boys, buy me gold today. 61 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:52,239 I bring out Mr. Plunger, oh spank me! 62 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:58,445 Shit. 63 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,981 Here's a refund boys. 64 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:08,522 - Uhh, someone had better be dead. 65 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:13,226 Ohh, 66 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:15,729 I'm coming. 67 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:20,433 Brian? 68 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:23,871 - Whoa, seen better days, huh? 69 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,408 - Nicole, Brian's here. 70 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:30,410 - Shit. 71 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:32,680 Shit. 72 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:36,516 Oh shit. 73 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:41,221 Okay. 74 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:48,128 I'm coming. 75 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:52,700 - You wouldn't happen to have a Percocet on you? 76 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,702 - Just black tar heroin. 77 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,037 - Thanks. 78 00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:58,839 - Hey. 79 00:08:58,839 --> 00:08:59,673 - Hey. 80 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:01,474 - You ready to go? 81 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:02,810 - Yeah. 82 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:40,380 - Aren't you gonna take any notes? 83 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,816 - Nah, he'll post 'em online. 84 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:46,820 - Okay. 85 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:54,728 - What'd I miss? 86 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:33,867 Okay, 72 hour study session, starts now. 87 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:38,038 It's cumulative. 88 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:44,477 What do you mean, the server's down? 89 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:53,586 Who even reads these things anymore? 90 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,038 Let's do this shit. 91 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,875 Bag, bag, I need bag, bag. 92 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:42,369 - Here are the rest of the exam booklets you asked for. 93 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,337 - Ah, thank you kindly. 94 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,673 - Anything else you need? 95 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,008 Anything at all? 96 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:55,582 - Look, as tempting as that is, right now 97 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,851 we can't, not now. 98 00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:59,552 - Why not? We have time. 99 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,355 I'll only be your TA for three more hours. 100 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:05,058 - Well, I mean, three hours, 101 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,594 that's three hours for us to get caught. 102 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,662 - It's more fun that way. 103 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,373 - Give me today. 104 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:24,912 After the exam, we can announce that we're a couple. 105 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:25,879 - Really? 106 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,114 - Yep. 107 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,581 I can shout it from that rooftop, 108 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,517 right there if you'd like. 109 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:33,353 - Well, I do have the perfect plan for us to make 110 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:36,423 our first appearance together. 111 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,258 - Oohh, I love events. 112 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,360 Do tell. 113 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,063 - It's a party at my place, tonight. 114 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:46,699 More of a small get together, really. 115 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:50,537 - Um, well, I'm really a party kind of a dude. 116 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,506 And I don't know how comfortable I feel 117 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,675 partying with my students. 118 00:12:57,044 --> 00:13:00,547 - After today they won't be your students. 119 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:01,348 Please, 120 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:03,716 for me. 121 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,422 - I'd love to go. 122 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,924 - Thank you. 123 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,030 - Professor. 124 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,365 - Shit. 125 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:20,868 - Uh, my face. 126 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:31,111 - Where the hell is my straightener. 127 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,588 Eh, thank you, Jerri. 128 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,476 - Ready. 129 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,578 - Yeah, I think so. 130 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,380 Can I take a look at your notes again real quick? 131 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,215 - Yeah. 132 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,488 - What? 133 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,057 - Musta forgot 'em. 134 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:20,227 - Hey. 135 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:22,795 - Hi. 136 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,268 - Are you feelin' all right? 137 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,338 - Huh, why, what'da you mean? 138 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,440 - You seem a bit jittery. 139 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,675 - Me, jittery? 140 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,111 No, no, I'm not jittery. 141 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,981 Top of the world, steady as a rock. 142 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,916 - When was the last time you slept. 143 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,084 - Ah, one, two 144 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:50,924 three days ago, quiet frankly I don't remember. 145 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,159 - Jesus, Duane. 146 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:57,064 - Are you sure you're ready to write today? 147 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,631 - I, 148 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,067 I was born ready. 149 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:06,306 What? 150 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,742 Come on, let's go. 151 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,792 - Hi baby. 152 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,095 I just wanted to call and say good luck this morning. 153 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:31,999 I have a bit of a surprise for you tonight. 154 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,133 I miss you. 155 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,868 Sorry I was so grouchy this morning. 156 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:38,338 - I can't talk right now. 157 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,407 - Are you coming? 158 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,442 - Be right there. 159 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,510 I have to go. 160 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,968 - Uh, where's the stapler. 161 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,425 A little peak won't hurt. 162 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,304 Professor Ramsey's office. 163 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,141 - Everything good. 164 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:51,744 - Yeah, that was just my mom, wishing me luck. 165 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,012 - Aww. 166 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,289 - Oh shit. 167 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,692 - Everything okay? 168 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:22,742 Phones off desks. 169 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:23,576 - Hey! 170 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,257 - Hello. 171 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,091 - In here. 172 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,593 - Not bad. 173 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:41,428 - Thanks. 174 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,665 - Can I make a slight suggestion. 175 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,435 - Well I'm sure you're gonna make one no matter what 176 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:49,702 I say, so sure. 177 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:56,276 - The wreath just looks a little bit off center. 178 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,977 - Looks fine to me. 179 00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,212 - Okay, that's fine. 180 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,046 Ah just, 181 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:01,814 maybe... 182 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:03,783 - Why don't I just run through this quickly 183 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,252 to save some time. 184 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,287 You tell me the wreath's off center, I say it's fine. 185 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,855 You adjust it anyway. 186 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,857 Next you tell me the garland's wrapped too tight. 187 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:13,126 We argue for about an hour, 188 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,061 resulting in you taking over the decorating while I, 189 00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:17,364 out of frustration, get shit-faced. 190 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,065 Sound about right? 191 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,533 - Couldn't a said it better myself. 192 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:24,737 - Good, I've been itching for a drink since 11. 193 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,643 - Did you see Jerri when you left this morning? 194 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:33,613 - No, I haven't seen her since last night. 195 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,816 She said someone's playing a prank on her. 196 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,552 - It's the first I've heard of it. 197 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,853 - She wasn't in her room this morning, 198 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,555 and I know for a fact that girl does not 199 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,491 get up before noon. 200 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,325 - Exam? 201 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:49,462 - She finished three days ago. 202 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,963 - Something probably came up. 203 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,732 I'm sure she'll be back to make up for last night. 204 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:56,236 That girl can smell a party from miles away. 205 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,069 - Yeah. 206 00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:19,659 - A pull station in the building 207 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,595 has been activated, please exit the building. 208 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,931 A pull station in the building has been activated, 209 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,666 please exit the building. 210 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,500 - Why? 211 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:43,616 - There's something I need to tell you. 212 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:44,451 - Sure. 213 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:46,886 - I, 214 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,622 certain people. 215 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,425 We all have debt. 216 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:54,494 - Okay. 217 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,196 - I found a way -- 218 00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,099 - Do you need some money? 219 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:03,270 - No, no, I don't need money? 220 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,204 - What is it? 221 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,840 - Nothing, it's nothing. 222 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,977 I was just wondering how you got your financial aid. 223 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,812 - Just go down to the student resource center 224 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,214 and fill out some forms. 225 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,215 Do you want me to go with you? 226 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,285 - No, no, it's all right. 227 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,621 8 o'clock here? 228 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:22,889 - I'll be here. 229 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,394 - Bye. 230 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,227 - Bye. 231 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:43,142 - There's some mail on the counter for ya. 232 00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:43,976 - Thanks. 233 00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:50,650 Oh no. 234 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:54,287 Tuition bill, utilities bill. 235 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:57,824 Jesus. 236 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,936 Is anyone gonna eat this cucumber? 237 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,675 - Bring in the bomb squad. 238 00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:25,318 - Hello everyone, and welcome to cooking with Naughty Nicki. 239 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:29,589 I just need $200 to start the show, yes. 240 00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:37,530 Thank you Jimmy Jellyfish. 241 00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:43,803 Someone's what? 242 00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:55,147 That's not funny Jimmy, I'm kicking you out. 243 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,350 ♪ Silent night, 244 00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:58,685 ♪ Holy -- 245 00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:00,553 - Oh there's one. 246 00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:04,591 - Care to donate? 247 00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:18,170 - Oh god, oh god, what have I done? 248 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,275 You, you, you didn't deserve this. 249 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,402 - Fucking asshole. 250 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:54,240 Hey Liv, toss me that bottle a Jack would ya? 251 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,075 Somebody get the door! 252 00:22:57,276 --> 00:22:58,945 - I'll get it. 253 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,452 A little early there, Duane. 254 00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:07,887 - Sleep, I just wanna sleep. 255 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,490 Why won't anybody let me sleep? 256 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:16,729 - Okay, come on in sweetie. 257 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:19,932 Carissa, I need a little help in here. 258 00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:23,235 - what the hell happened to you? 259 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,672 - Did Nicole do something to her hair, she looks different? 260 00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:27,774 - Sweetie that's Carissa. 261 00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:37,216 - No it's not. 262 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:42,489 - Okay, I think you crammed way too hard this time, 263 00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:43,623 let's get you to bed. 264 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,558 - I need a drink first. 265 00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:47,026 - You're hilarious. 266 00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:47,960 Let's put him in Jer's room. 267 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,563 She's not there, she won't mind. 268 00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:53,966 - Oh. 269 00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:55,267 - Uhh. 270 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,235 - Smells like Jer forgot to take out the garbage. 271 00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:58,571 - Yeah, it's a little stinky. 272 00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:00,973 - Sleep. 273 00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,375 - If you insist. 274 00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:45,552 - Hey. 275 00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:49,055 - Oh, what the hell are you doin' here? 276 00:24:49,055 --> 00:24:53,225 - Well you left your door unlocked, so I just let myself in. 277 00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:56,328 - You should not be here. 278 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,429 - Would you relax. 279 00:24:57,429 --> 00:24:58,998 Nobody saw me. 280 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:01,200 - Don't get comfy, you gotta go. 281 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,401 - That's funny, 'cause you weren't too keen on 282 00:25:02,401 --> 00:25:04,170 me leaving the other night. 283 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:06,806 Wanna have a quickie before the party? 284 00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:11,310 - What we did the other night, it was a mistake. 285 00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:12,311 - A mistake? 286 00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:15,715 - Look, I'm with Nicole. 287 00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:18,384 - Well it wasn't her name you were calling out 288 00:25:18,384 --> 00:25:19,719 the other night. 289 00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:23,122 - Carissa, 290 00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:23,956 you're a 291 00:25:27,627 --> 00:25:28,628 a nice girl, 292 00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:31,664 but what we did, 293 00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:35,234 we can never do that again. 294 00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:38,237 - What do you see in her anyway? 295 00:25:38,237 --> 00:25:42,341 She's a boring prep, and a lousy lay too, I'm betting. 296 00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:44,844 - We're over, done, terminito. 297 00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:47,914 I don't love you. 298 00:25:49,015 --> 00:25:50,182 I love Nicole. 299 00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:52,985 - Well, what will she think of you 300 00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:56,055 when she finds out you slept with me. 301 00:25:57,757 --> 00:26:01,628 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, why would you tell her that? 302 00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:03,596 - Well, it's the truth. 303 00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:05,564 And me being a good Catholic and all, 304 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:09,235 I'd have to confess in order to be forgiven. 305 00:26:10,469 --> 00:26:13,740 - Let's not bring religion into this. 306 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:17,710 - Well, there is one thing you might be able to do for me. 307 00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:20,546 Something that will keep me quiet. 308 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:24,483 - Anything. 309 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:30,122 - You're a peach. 310 00:26:39,732 --> 00:26:42,334 - Hee, hee, hee, that was fun boys. 311 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:45,772 Until next time, keep being a donor and keep tugging that -- 312 00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:48,641 Crap. 313 00:26:48,641 --> 00:26:51,210 Just a second, I'm not dressed. 314 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:01,053 - Hey, I could use your help if you're not -- 315 00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:04,323 Hey, we're suppose to share those you know. 316 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:08,294 - Yeah, I've been on a real health kick lately. 317 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:10,096 - You're not the only one. 318 00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:11,230 I could use a hand. 319 00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:13,666 - I'm just gonna get dressed. 320 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:18,504 - Are you all right, you seem a bit stressed. 321 00:27:18,504 --> 00:27:22,508 - Yeah just normal stuff, I have a lot of bills. 322 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:25,077 - If you want, I can pull some strings and 323 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:27,079 get you a job on campus. 324 00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:31,918 - That's okay, I have something in the works. 325 00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:32,752 - Great. 326 00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:47,399 Do you want some? 327 00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:49,468 - No, no thanks. 328 00:27:49,468 --> 00:27:51,771 I've had my fair share of roughage today. 329 00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:52,872 - Okay. 330 00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:14,727 - What is up, Je, uhh. 331 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:22,334 - Duane? 332 00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:28,941 Oh Jesus. 333 00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:32,411 Buddy, are you all right? 334 00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:35,081 - Jer, Jerri. 335 00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:37,483 - Yes, you're in Jerri's room. 336 00:28:37,483 --> 00:28:39,952 - No, she's, she's -- 337 00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:41,087 - She's what? 338 00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:42,755 - She's under there. 339 00:28:43,622 --> 00:28:44,791 - Under where? 340 00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:49,829 What are you talking about? 341 00:28:49,829 --> 00:28:50,997 - She's under the bed. 342 00:28:50,997 --> 00:28:53,800 She's, she's missing an eye. 343 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,568 - Okay, I think someone needs to go back to bed. 344 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:57,669 - But, but... 345 00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:00,439 - It's you. 346 00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:02,141 - I swear, just look. 347 00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:16,622 - Duane, there's nothing there. 348 00:29:16,622 --> 00:29:17,556 - What? 349 00:29:17,556 --> 00:29:19,792 But, but, that's impossible. 350 00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:26,398 - You must have hallucinated. 351 00:29:26,398 --> 00:29:29,501 Come on hun, let's get some sleep. 352 00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:32,504 I'll call you when the party starts. 353 00:29:47,186 --> 00:29:48,387 - Is he okay? 354 00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:51,123 - Well, he's still seeing things. 355 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:53,292 - Oh. 356 00:29:57,196 --> 00:29:58,397 - That'll be the pizza. 357 00:29:58,397 --> 00:30:01,533 - Pizza, I'm making hors d'oeuvres. 358 00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:06,672 - Oh hey, how's it goin'? 359 00:30:06,672 --> 00:30:07,706 - Good thanks. 360 00:30:07,706 --> 00:30:09,541 - Yeah, that'll be um, 361 00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:11,410 22.84. 362 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,480 - Keep the change. 363 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:15,714 - Oh, thanks. 364 00:30:15,714 --> 00:30:19,351 Hey, don't I know you from somewhere? 365 00:30:19,351 --> 00:30:21,053 - I've got one of those faces. 366 00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:22,889 - No, I -- 367 00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:30,796 Bitch, I don't know why she didn't stop, I just... 368 00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:39,238 - Oh! 369 00:30:39,238 --> 00:30:40,772 - Hey! 370 00:30:40,772 --> 00:30:43,209 What're you doin' down there? 371 00:30:44,476 --> 00:30:45,311 Hey! 372 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:54,353 Weirdo. 373 00:31:07,066 --> 00:31:09,001 I don't get paid enough for this shit. 374 00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:39,465 - Got it. 375 00:31:42,969 --> 00:31:44,336 Hey. 376 00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:45,171 - Hey. 377 00:31:49,942 --> 00:31:51,077 For the host. 378 00:31:51,077 --> 00:31:52,811 - Thank you, how thoughtful. 379 00:31:52,811 --> 00:31:54,180 I'll take that for you. 380 00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:55,081 Come on in. 381 00:32:10,796 --> 00:32:11,630 - Brian. 382 00:32:13,199 --> 00:32:14,033 - Carissa. 383 00:32:21,907 --> 00:32:22,741 - Hey. 384 00:32:22,741 --> 00:32:23,575 - Oh, hey. 385 00:32:23,575 --> 00:32:24,410 - Wanna drink? 386 00:32:24,410 --> 00:32:25,244 - Sure. 387 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,689 So, where's your squeeze for tonight, Liv? 388 00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:39,191 - Well, according to her, 389 00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:42,361 we get to meet this mystery man tonight. 390 00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:44,263 - Oh, really, do I know him? 391 00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:47,433 - Ah, you've probably seen him around. 392 00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:49,668 Careful, they're hot. 393 00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:50,736 - Shit! 394 00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:51,737 - You idiot. 395 00:32:56,775 --> 00:32:58,944 - Okay guys, dig in. 396 00:33:02,081 --> 00:33:03,815 - Thought I smelled something good. 397 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:06,485 - Hey, look who decided to wake up. 398 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:07,953 - Feeling better? 399 00:33:07,953 --> 00:33:09,721 - Much, much. 400 00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:13,359 And after a few a these I will be right as fuckin' rain. 401 00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:17,463 - Has anyone heard from Jerri? 402 00:33:17,463 --> 00:33:18,297 - No. 403 00:33:19,865 --> 00:33:21,067 - I tried texting her today 404 00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:23,902 and I still haven't heard anything. 405 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:26,572 - Weird, I'll try her now. 406 00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:27,573 Eat up guys. 407 00:33:38,584 --> 00:33:39,418 - Ehha. 408 00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:43,422 - Oh, oha. 409 00:33:44,423 --> 00:33:45,257 - Uck. 410 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:51,897 - What the hell was that? 411 00:33:51,897 --> 00:33:52,731 - Ohha. 412 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,982 - Shit, she's coming. 413 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:11,917 - The vest. 414 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,386 - Get rid of it. 415 00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:19,491 - I just sent her a text so hopefully we'll hear back soon. 416 00:34:19,491 --> 00:34:21,593 - Shit, I forgot candles. 417 00:34:23,662 --> 00:34:24,630 - Get rid of the rest. 418 00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:25,864 - What? 419 00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:26,698 - She's gonna make us eat them all. 420 00:34:26,698 --> 00:34:27,966 - Shit. 421 00:34:47,553 --> 00:34:49,921 - Wow, you guys were hungry. 422 00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:51,557 - Delicious. 423 00:34:51,557 --> 00:34:52,558 - Well done. 424 00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:59,097 - Great, I'll go grab some more. 425 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,732 I'm so happy that you guys are hungry, 426 00:35:00,732 --> 00:35:02,634 I bought these in bulk. 427 00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:22,854 - Got it. 428 00:35:29,094 --> 00:35:30,496 Professor Ramsey? 429 00:35:32,264 --> 00:35:33,098 - Duane. 430 00:35:36,668 --> 00:35:38,204 - Is he really here right now? 431 00:35:38,204 --> 00:35:39,638 - Yes, sweetie. 432 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:40,472 Hi. 433 00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:44,176 - Oohhh, that explains it. 434 00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:48,614 - Thank you so much for coming. 435 00:35:48,614 --> 00:35:50,682 - I wouldn't miss it. 436 00:35:50,682 --> 00:35:51,883 These are for you. 437 00:35:51,883 --> 00:35:54,453 - Thank you, they're beautiful. 438 00:35:55,621 --> 00:35:56,855 - Shall we brave the snake pit? 439 00:35:56,855 --> 00:35:58,957 - We'll be fine, come on. 440 00:35:58,957 --> 00:35:59,791 - Yeah? 441 00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:00,992 - Yeah. 442 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,529 That would be good, maybe I'll do that too. 443 00:36:03,529 --> 00:36:05,864 - This is gonna be good. 444 00:36:05,864 --> 00:36:10,035 - Guys, I'm sure you'll remember Professor Ramsey. 445 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:11,937 He's my 446 00:36:13,339 --> 00:36:14,172 boyfriend. 447 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,284 - I'm no longer your teacher 448 00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:28,186 so you can feel free to call me Preston. 449 00:36:37,229 --> 00:36:38,697 - My casserole, thank god. 450 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:40,566 I will grab you 451 00:36:40,566 --> 00:36:41,400 a drink. 452 00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:44,503 - You're gonna go in there, okay, 453 00:36:44,503 --> 00:36:48,440 well, that I could use, right about now. 454 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,875 - No fuckin' way. 455 00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:55,481 - That explains why she's been so cryptic about it. 456 00:36:55,481 --> 00:36:57,483 - Isn't he a little old? 457 00:36:58,550 --> 00:36:59,885 - It's the elbow-padded blazers man, 458 00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:01,920 women are just helpless to them. 459 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,223 - Right. 460 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:09,227 - Well that couldn't have been any more awkward. 461 00:37:11,463 --> 00:37:14,366 - You might wanna leave the bottle. 462 00:37:17,936 --> 00:37:19,838 - Look, everything's gonna be fine, 463 00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:21,673 they're just in shock. 464 00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:25,977 - You sound like someone died. 465 00:37:30,482 --> 00:37:32,984 Hey, great work on that essay. 466 00:37:37,356 --> 00:37:39,358 - It took a lot a guts to do what you just did. 467 00:37:39,358 --> 00:37:41,693 They're gonna be a little distant at first. 468 00:37:41,693 --> 00:37:44,129 You're just the newbie of the group, they'll love you. 469 00:37:44,129 --> 00:37:44,963 I promise. 470 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:50,836 - Hey, hey, hey, I haven't been the newbie in 10 years. 471 00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:52,771 - Are you coming? 472 00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:56,575 - I'll be right there. 473 00:38:02,881 --> 00:38:04,816 - So, Professor Ramsey, 474 00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:07,018 nice. 475 00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:10,188 - It's the jackets, right? 476 00:38:10,188 --> 00:38:11,690 - What? 477 00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:13,559 Look, you guys please, you gotta help me out here. 478 00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:17,195 He's a really nice guy, just talk to him. 479 00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:18,864 - It's a little weird. 480 00:38:18,864 --> 00:38:21,400 - You're a little weird. 481 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:25,504 Don't worry, I'll make everyone play nice. 482 00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:27,973 And that goes double for you. 483 00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:28,807 - Ah. 484 00:38:30,942 --> 00:38:31,777 - Oh. 485 00:38:34,346 --> 00:38:35,947 It's from Jer. 486 00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:38,417 Says she's sorry that she left last minute. 487 00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:39,951 Her grandfather passed away last night. 488 00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:41,653 - Oh no, that's awful. 489 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:43,021 - Shit. 490 00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:44,856 - At least we know where she is now. 491 00:38:44,856 --> 00:38:46,291 - Yeah. 492 00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:49,060 - Oh, ah, Preston, you gotta tell me where you got 493 00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:51,296 that cool jacket from. 494 00:38:51,296 --> 00:38:52,398 - Huh, you like it? 495 00:38:52,398 --> 00:38:53,865 - Yeah, yeah, of course. 496 00:38:53,865 --> 00:38:55,467 - It was actually a gift from an old friend of mine, 497 00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:56,935 Kuchma. 498 00:38:56,935 --> 00:38:57,769 He went down to Paris. 499 00:38:57,769 --> 00:38:58,604 Don't touch it. 500 00:38:58,604 --> 00:38:59,938 - Sorry. 501 00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:03,208 - Does anyone smell burning? 502 00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:04,042 - Oh shit. 503 00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:12,551 Oh no! 504 00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:19,391 Dammit it's burnt. 505 00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:45,484 Maybe it's salvageable. 506 00:39:45,484 --> 00:39:46,818 - It, It's gone. 507 00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:14,179 - Nicki 508 00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:21,119 - All right, let's get this secret santa party started. 509 00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:22,888 - Yeah! 510 00:40:22,888 --> 00:40:24,956 - Who wants to be our elf, Duane? 511 00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:26,858 - No, not again. 512 00:40:26,858 --> 00:40:28,226 I nominate new guy. 513 00:40:28,226 --> 00:40:29,227 - I second that. 514 00:40:30,462 --> 00:40:32,831 - Hey, all right, I guess I'm up. 515 00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:37,135 - Probably shoulda mentioned the dress code. 516 00:40:39,070 --> 00:40:40,572 - How silly of me. 517 00:40:43,909 --> 00:40:45,677 - One at a time, hun. 518 00:40:50,248 --> 00:40:52,818 - To Brian, from secret santa. 519 00:40:52,818 --> 00:40:54,152 - Ah, thank you. 520 00:40:55,587 --> 00:40:59,057 You know, all this unwrapping's making me a little thirsty, 521 00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:00,626 hold on. 522 00:41:00,626 --> 00:41:02,127 Um, ah, all right. 523 00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:10,869 Oh, great, exactly what I asked for, a meat cleaver. 524 00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:16,642 Thank you. 525 00:41:16,642 --> 00:41:18,276 - I didn't get you that. 526 00:41:18,276 --> 00:41:19,645 - The whole point of secret santa is that 527 00:41:19,645 --> 00:41:22,013 it's suppose to be a secret. 528 00:41:22,013 --> 00:41:23,715 - Well, that's not what I got you. 529 00:41:23,715 --> 00:41:25,817 - Maybe there was a mix-up. 530 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:28,987 Did anyone get someone a meat cleaver? 531 00:41:30,121 --> 00:41:32,290 - That's not how the game's suppose to work. 532 00:41:32,290 --> 00:41:33,458 - Okay then... 533 00:41:34,526 --> 00:41:36,327 - I need a refill, anyone else? 534 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:38,429 - Yeah, yeah, I think I need one. 535 00:41:38,429 --> 00:41:40,599 - Don't have to ask me twice. 536 00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:44,770 - Yeah, I'm actually gonna go use the little elves' room. 537 00:41:45,904 --> 00:41:48,740 - Guys, we literally just started. 538 00:41:53,378 --> 00:41:54,512 - Oh, hey! 539 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:57,015 - Hey, can we talk in private? 540 00:41:58,449 --> 00:41:59,284 - Sure. 541 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:13,364 - Okay. 542 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,306 - Everything all right? 543 00:42:23,408 --> 00:42:26,411 - I have something to confess. 544 00:42:26,411 --> 00:42:27,879 - Confess? 545 00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:32,250 - Do remember when I was telling you about my student debt? 546 00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:33,551 - Yeah. 547 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:37,388 - Well I found a way to pay it off, fast. 548 00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:41,326 - You're a kinda freakin' me out here. 549 00:42:41,326 --> 00:42:43,595 Did you sell a kidney or somethin'? 550 00:42:43,595 --> 00:42:47,498 - No kidneys no. 551 00:42:47,498 --> 00:42:49,034 Look, before I show you, 552 00:42:49,034 --> 00:42:53,304 I really don't want you to get weirded out or anything. 553 00:42:53,304 --> 00:42:54,139 - Show me? 554 00:42:55,273 --> 00:42:56,975 - I found a job, 555 00:42:56,975 --> 00:43:00,145 even though unorthodox, I really love. 556 00:43:03,381 --> 00:43:04,883 - What is it? 557 00:43:04,883 --> 00:43:06,551 - It's performative. 558 00:43:07,986 --> 00:43:09,821 I get to work with a lot of people and you know I'm a 559 00:43:09,821 --> 00:43:11,389 real people person. 560 00:43:13,124 --> 00:43:13,959 - Right. 561 00:43:15,794 --> 00:43:19,064 - Oh screw it, I'm just gonna show you. 562 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:29,841 - Holy shit! 563 00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:35,613 - This is what I do. 564 00:43:40,418 --> 00:43:42,721 - I don't understand. 565 00:43:42,721 --> 00:43:44,555 - Well, come sit down. 566 00:43:46,758 --> 00:43:48,159 - Is that a squash? 567 00:43:48,159 --> 00:43:49,260 - Yeah, yeah. 568 00:43:59,304 --> 00:44:01,206 - Hi Al. 569 00:44:01,206 --> 00:44:03,942 No, I won't put that there. 570 00:44:03,942 --> 00:44:06,644 You want me to use the big black one. 571 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:07,979 Okay, 572 00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:09,214 yes! 573 00:44:09,214 --> 00:44:11,582 Oh I love it when it goes deeper. 574 00:44:13,284 --> 00:44:14,452 Say something. 575 00:44:18,389 --> 00:44:19,390 - Something. 576 00:44:21,693 --> 00:44:24,129 - It's not something I ever planned on doing. 577 00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:26,031 Let alone, liking. 578 00:44:26,031 --> 00:44:30,936 I just started 'cause I could make over 500 bucks a week. 579 00:44:30,936 --> 00:44:34,272 Then, after awhile, I started liking it. 580 00:44:36,474 --> 00:44:37,909 I really like it. 581 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,415 - Is it not good enough with me? 582 00:44:44,415 --> 00:44:46,151 - No, no, of course not. 583 00:44:46,151 --> 00:44:48,319 I love making love to you. 584 00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:50,521 This is well, 585 00:44:52,223 --> 00:44:53,458 it's different. 586 00:44:58,864 --> 00:45:00,431 - Different, right. 587 00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:04,669 - Brian, just... 588 00:45:06,004 --> 00:45:07,839 - No, I need a second. 589 00:45:12,844 --> 00:45:13,678 - Shit. 590 00:45:36,601 --> 00:45:37,869 - Hey stranger. 591 00:45:39,838 --> 00:45:41,807 Everything all right. 592 00:45:41,807 --> 00:45:46,311 - Well, just found out that my girlfriend's a porn star. 593 00:45:46,311 --> 00:45:48,446 Has your evening panning out so far? 594 00:45:48,446 --> 00:45:50,315 - A porn star? 595 00:45:50,315 --> 00:45:52,383 - Oh, sorry, forgive me. 596 00:45:52,383 --> 00:45:54,285 A web cam model. 597 00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:57,488 Is that the proper occupational title? 598 00:45:57,488 --> 00:45:58,556 - Oh, really? 599 00:45:59,891 --> 00:46:01,927 Oh man. 600 00:46:01,927 --> 00:46:05,263 - Yeah, yeah, just laugh it up. 601 00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:08,166 - I'm sorry, I just never figured her as the type. 602 00:46:08,166 --> 00:46:10,668 - Oh yeah, yeah, she's quite the little nympho. 603 00:46:10,668 --> 00:46:13,338 She's got more leather up there than a 50s greaser. 604 00:46:13,338 --> 00:46:16,842 - I always thought she was just a loud masturbater. 605 00:46:16,842 --> 00:46:19,010 - Can I have some of that? 606 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:22,713 Ah, christ. 607 00:46:26,184 --> 00:46:28,086 - You poor, poor thing. 608 00:46:36,928 --> 00:46:37,762 - Sorry. 609 00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:41,399 Sorry, I can't. 610 00:46:46,371 --> 00:46:47,372 - Oh really? 611 00:46:58,683 --> 00:46:59,517 - Hey. 612 00:47:01,686 --> 00:47:02,520 - Hey. 613 00:47:05,290 --> 00:47:06,224 - Look, I'm 614 00:47:07,225 --> 00:47:08,693 sorry I 615 00:47:08,693 --> 00:47:11,296 freaked out back there. 616 00:47:11,296 --> 00:47:12,130 But, ow, 617 00:47:13,598 --> 00:47:14,432 ow. 618 00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:19,170 This is just all 619 00:47:21,372 --> 00:47:22,773 really new to me. 620 00:47:27,778 --> 00:47:28,579 Jesus. 621 00:47:31,482 --> 00:47:33,985 I can't say that I like it but 622 00:47:37,188 --> 00:47:39,290 if it makes you happy, 623 00:47:39,290 --> 00:47:43,061 then I can't stand in the way of that. 624 00:47:43,061 --> 00:47:45,230 - What are you saying? 625 00:47:45,230 --> 00:47:47,298 - I want you to be happy. 626 00:47:48,433 --> 00:47:51,836 Who am I to say you can't do what you enjoy? 627 00:47:54,339 --> 00:47:56,007 As twisted as it is, 628 00:47:59,010 --> 00:47:59,945 I love you. 629 00:48:02,447 --> 00:48:05,350 I'll take you anyway I can get you. 630 00:48:06,751 --> 00:48:07,986 - Oh thank you. 631 00:48:11,923 --> 00:48:14,259 - Now, being your new agent, 632 00:48:16,327 --> 00:48:20,231 I demand to see a dress rehearsal before every performance. 633 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:21,666 - Oh, deal. 634 00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:22,667 - All right. 635 00:48:27,872 --> 00:48:32,310 - Wrap it up you guys, we got more gifts to open. 636 00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:33,844 - To be continued? 637 00:48:33,844 --> 00:48:35,513 - You bet your life. 638 00:48:40,818 --> 00:48:42,253 What is this for? 639 00:48:43,188 --> 00:48:45,456 - I'll show you that later. 640 00:48:48,126 --> 00:48:49,127 - All right. 641 00:48:58,203 --> 00:49:00,638 - Okay hun, grab another one. 642 00:49:00,638 --> 00:49:01,539 - Okay hun. 643 00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:07,778 - Ah, to Carissa, from your secret santa. 644 00:49:18,089 --> 00:49:21,892 - Well at least somebody got something useful. 645 00:49:21,892 --> 00:49:25,563 - Hold up, I didn't get you that either. 646 00:49:25,563 --> 00:49:27,432 - Guys, if you're not gonna play the game properly -- 647 00:49:27,432 --> 00:49:29,434 - Shut it, Olivia. 648 00:49:29,434 --> 00:49:32,470 - Liv, you wrapped the presents honey, 649 00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:34,739 do you think you made a mistake? 650 00:49:34,739 --> 00:49:37,542 Or, were you drinking and wrapping again? 651 00:49:37,542 --> 00:49:38,843 - No! 652 00:49:38,843 --> 00:49:40,545 Duane, is this your doing? 653 00:49:40,545 --> 00:49:41,379 - What? 654 00:49:41,379 --> 00:49:42,613 Don't look here. 655 00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:44,382 It's a pretty lame prank if you ask me. 656 00:49:44,382 --> 00:49:46,784 - Everyone, just open 'em up. 657 00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:52,923 - Gardening shears? 658 00:49:56,394 --> 00:49:59,464 - An electric carver, how thoughtful! 659 00:50:05,170 --> 00:50:06,637 - That's nice, yeah. 660 00:50:06,637 --> 00:50:10,341 Oh Nicki, Nicki, Nicki, you never disappoint. 661 00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:12,543 Yeah, is that legal? 662 00:50:14,745 --> 00:50:16,047 Yeah. 663 00:50:19,584 --> 00:50:20,751 Oh god. 664 00:50:38,236 --> 00:50:40,871 - Hey Nicole, open yours. 665 00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:43,274 - Okay. 666 00:50:44,342 --> 00:50:45,176 - Oh? 667 00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:48,379 - Coming! 668 00:50:53,918 --> 00:50:56,187 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly 669 00:50:56,187 --> 00:50:58,856 ♪ Fa-La-La-La-La la-la-la-la 670 00:50:58,856 --> 00:51:01,326 ♪ Tis the season to be jolly 671 00:51:01,326 --> 00:51:04,195 ♪ Fa-La-La-La-La la-la-la-la 672 00:51:04,195 --> 00:51:05,396 - Ha, no! 673 00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:06,231 - Carissa. 674 00:51:06,231 --> 00:51:07,598 - What? 675 00:51:07,598 --> 00:51:09,467 - I'm sorry, my roommate's intolerable. 676 00:51:09,467 --> 00:51:11,236 Let's hear another one. 677 00:51:11,236 --> 00:51:13,604 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly 678 00:51:13,604 --> 00:51:16,141 ♪ Fa-La-La-La-La la-la-la-la 679 00:51:16,141 --> 00:51:16,974 ♪ Tis the -- 680 00:51:16,974 --> 00:51:19,076 - Guys, I'm right here. 681 00:51:32,423 --> 00:51:33,724 - Hey. 682 00:51:33,724 --> 00:51:35,293 - Hey? 683 00:51:35,293 --> 00:51:37,662 - Are you having a good time? 684 00:51:37,662 --> 00:51:38,496 - Yes. 685 00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:42,400 - Do you wanna have a better time? 686 00:51:44,502 --> 00:51:46,304 - You know you're talkin' to me, right? 687 00:51:46,304 --> 00:51:48,806 - Who else would I be talking to? 688 00:51:48,806 --> 00:51:52,677 - The handsome quarterback, distinguished professor, 689 00:51:52,677 --> 00:51:54,179 just some guesses. 690 00:51:55,380 --> 00:51:57,081 - Look, do you wanna get laid, or not? 691 00:51:57,081 --> 00:51:57,915 - Yes. 692 00:51:57,915 --> 00:51:58,749 - Good. 693 00:51:59,817 --> 00:52:01,219 Bitch. 694 00:52:01,219 --> 00:52:02,220 - Heck yeah. 695 00:52:14,265 --> 00:52:18,369 ♪ Fa-La-La-La-La la-la-la-la 696 00:52:18,369 --> 00:52:20,638 - Whoo, great job you guys. 697 00:52:23,808 --> 00:52:26,244 Oh, I'm a student, gotta eat. 698 00:52:35,420 --> 00:52:36,254 Preston? 699 00:52:41,859 --> 00:52:43,027 - Yeah, I a... 700 00:52:45,363 --> 00:52:47,164 Merry Christmas. 701 00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:48,566 - For me? 702 00:52:48,566 --> 00:52:49,734 I had no idea. 703 00:52:50,935 --> 00:52:52,136 Oh. 704 00:52:52,136 --> 00:52:52,937 - If you don't like it, I can -- 705 00:52:52,937 --> 00:52:54,439 - No, I love it! 706 00:52:54,439 --> 00:52:57,808 Oh my god, I've just the place for it too, thank you. 707 00:52:57,808 --> 00:52:59,877 Look what I got, bitches. 708 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:09,887 - This is awesome. 709 00:53:09,887 --> 00:53:11,222 - Shut up Duane. 710 00:53:24,669 --> 00:53:25,636 Duane? 711 00:53:25,636 --> 00:53:26,471 - Yeah. 712 00:53:26,471 --> 00:53:28,239 - Is there a problem? 713 00:53:29,374 --> 00:53:32,176 - Oh no, I must just still be tired. 714 00:53:34,845 --> 00:53:36,514 Please, god not now. 715 00:53:38,015 --> 00:53:39,049 - Yeah, okay. 716 00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:39,884 - Come on. 717 00:53:41,085 --> 00:53:42,420 The basketball just needs a couple a pumps 718 00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:43,754 to get inflated. 719 00:53:45,590 --> 00:53:47,558 - Bye Duane. 720 00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:48,459 - Don't go. 721 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:51,396 Worst day ever! 722 00:53:56,801 --> 00:53:59,036 - Sorry guys, nature calls. 723 00:54:26,163 --> 00:54:27,732 - Where'd everybody go? 724 00:54:27,732 --> 00:54:28,799 - Hey. 725 00:54:28,799 --> 00:54:30,234 - Ah. 726 00:54:30,234 --> 00:54:34,339 - Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to startle you. 727 00:54:34,339 --> 00:54:36,607 Have you seen Liv? 728 00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:40,545 - She probably went to go get ice or something. 729 00:54:45,483 --> 00:54:47,385 - You didn't open your gift. 730 00:54:47,385 --> 00:54:49,320 - Oh yeah, I forgot it. 731 00:54:50,755 --> 00:54:52,857 It's been a bit of a mad house around here tonight. 732 00:54:53,691 --> 00:54:55,560 - Yeah, I'll say. 733 00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,728 So, are you gonna open it? 734 00:54:59,063 --> 00:55:01,899 - Oh, I'll wait for everyone. 735 00:55:01,899 --> 00:55:05,870 - Well, I think you can count out Duane and Carissa. 736 00:55:06,871 --> 00:55:07,705 - Jeez. 737 00:55:07,705 --> 00:55:08,839 - Yeah. 738 00:55:10,675 --> 00:55:11,609 - Weird, I mean -- 739 00:55:11,609 --> 00:55:13,544 - Yeah, I think so, yeah. 740 00:55:13,544 --> 00:55:14,645 They're, yeah. 741 00:55:14,645 --> 00:55:16,781 - She's gonna fail my class. 742 00:55:16,781 --> 00:55:19,884 - I know. 743 00:55:22,252 --> 00:55:23,488 - So, go ahead. 744 00:55:42,473 --> 00:55:44,308 - So, what did I miss? 745 00:55:59,490 --> 00:56:01,225 - I just need a minute. 746 00:56:01,225 --> 00:56:03,260 - Give it up, Duane. 747 00:56:03,260 --> 00:56:05,430 Certainly can't get it up. 748 00:56:28,352 --> 00:56:30,855 - Did you guys study for the exam? 749 00:56:30,855 --> 00:56:31,722 - Oh yeah. 750 00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:33,057 - Yeah, of course. 751 00:56:33,057 --> 00:56:34,391 Yeah, I aced it. 752 00:56:44,368 --> 00:56:47,204 - Um, I'm gonna need another beer. 753 00:56:49,373 --> 00:56:50,608 - Yep. 754 00:56:50,608 --> 00:56:53,711 - Do you know if Liv went to the store? 755 00:56:56,681 --> 00:56:58,616 - Her car's still here. 756 00:57:00,317 --> 00:57:01,519 - That's weird. 757 00:57:04,221 --> 00:57:06,557 I'm gonna go check her room. 758 00:57:10,060 --> 00:57:12,563 She's probably just fixing her hair. 759 00:57:12,563 --> 00:57:14,599 She's quite the perfectionist. 760 00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:17,835 - That I know. 761 00:57:27,044 --> 00:57:28,212 Oh, thank you. 762 00:57:32,650 --> 00:57:35,586 - Oh, now you decide to show up. 763 00:57:35,586 --> 00:57:37,755 Your timing is impeccable. 764 00:57:40,525 --> 00:57:43,193 Maybe she just needs a breather. 765 00:57:44,261 --> 00:57:45,663 She'll come back. 766 00:57:47,598 --> 00:57:48,999 Who am I kidding? 767 00:57:52,369 --> 00:57:53,437 What was? 768 00:58:45,355 --> 00:58:47,357 - Duane, I swear to god. 769 00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:51,862 Duane? 770 00:59:11,248 --> 00:59:12,082 - Liv? 771 00:59:16,854 --> 00:59:17,688 Oh god! 772 00:59:19,423 --> 00:59:20,257 Oh no! 773 00:59:25,262 --> 00:59:26,530 Oh god! 774 00:59:26,530 --> 00:59:27,364 Oh god! 775 00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:31,501 - And I thought I was the noisy one. 776 01:00:14,478 --> 01:00:15,479 - Oh! 777 01:00:19,316 --> 01:00:21,385 - You didn't, you didn't scare me. 778 01:00:21,385 --> 01:00:22,987 - Oh, right, right. 779 01:00:22,987 --> 01:00:23,954 No, you didn't scare me either. 780 01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:24,789 - Yeah, no. 781 01:00:24,789 --> 01:00:25,622 - Okay don't. 782 01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:26,456 - Sorry. 783 01:00:28,292 --> 01:00:29,994 - So, where's Olivia? 784 01:00:29,994 --> 01:00:31,161 - I, I don't know. 785 01:00:31,161 --> 01:00:32,897 She's not in the kitchen. 786 01:00:32,897 --> 01:00:35,565 I was gonna go check downstairs. 787 01:00:37,201 --> 01:00:38,468 - Well go on then. 788 01:00:38,468 --> 01:00:41,338 - All right, I don't know where she is. 789 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:50,915 - Liv. 790 01:00:56,887 --> 01:00:57,855 - Was she in her room? 791 01:00:57,855 --> 01:01:00,657 - No, she's not outside either. 792 01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:02,192 - Why would she be outside? 793 01:01:02,192 --> 01:01:04,394 - 'Cause last week at 2 a.m. I caught her trimming trees. 794 01:01:04,394 --> 01:01:05,896 She's OCD. 795 01:01:05,896 --> 01:01:08,465 - Okay, well, she's not downstairs either. 796 01:01:08,465 --> 01:01:13,103 - She wouldn't just leave without telling anyone. 797 01:01:15,906 --> 01:01:16,741 - Uhhh. 798 01:01:19,777 --> 01:01:21,879 - What the hell was that? 799 01:01:27,818 --> 01:01:30,454 - It's not what it looks like! 800 01:01:30,454 --> 01:01:31,655 - Jesus Christ! 801 01:01:31,655 --> 01:01:32,489 - No! 802 01:01:33,824 --> 01:01:35,159 - Get to my car. 803 01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:41,866 Get in. 804 01:01:43,968 --> 01:01:47,204 What are you waiting for, let's get the hell outta here. 805 01:01:47,204 --> 01:01:48,906 Get in the car. 806 01:01:48,906 --> 01:01:50,240 - Let go of me! 807 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,308 - Oh! 808 01:01:54,078 --> 01:01:55,312 Son of a bitch. 809 01:02:09,293 --> 01:02:10,127 Nicole. 810 01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:15,265 Nicole. 811 01:02:15,265 --> 01:02:17,101 Open the fucking door. 812 01:02:21,772 --> 01:02:22,773 - I can't. 813 01:02:23,607 --> 01:02:25,242 - Open the door. 814 01:02:25,242 --> 01:02:26,076 Open the door. 815 01:02:27,878 --> 01:02:29,513 - Brian, no! 816 01:02:29,513 --> 01:02:30,347 No! 817 01:02:33,017 --> 01:02:33,851 No! 818 01:02:33,851 --> 01:02:34,684 No, Brian! 819 01:02:36,353 --> 01:02:37,187 No! 820 01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:40,724 No! 821 01:02:51,035 --> 01:02:53,537 Where the fuck are the knives? 822 01:02:59,844 --> 01:03:00,644 Oh, great. 823 01:03:19,997 --> 01:03:20,831 - Nicole, 824 01:03:22,933 --> 01:03:25,035 what's going on? 825 01:04:31,668 --> 01:04:33,437 - Good, you're awake. 826 01:04:40,244 --> 01:04:43,413 - Oh dear, she's still a little wonky. 827 01:04:46,683 --> 01:04:48,518 - You're the carolers. 828 01:04:49,619 --> 01:04:50,787 I stabbed you. 829 01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:54,158 - Actually -- 830 01:04:54,158 --> 01:04:56,593 - Son of a bitch. 831 01:04:56,593 --> 01:04:58,095 - You stabbed May. 832 01:04:58,963 --> 01:05:01,098 - It's not nice to swear, dear. 833 01:05:01,098 --> 01:05:03,000 - To hell with that, she stabbed me. 834 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,268 - Hey! 835 01:05:04,268 --> 01:05:05,102 Not yet. 836 01:05:07,938 --> 01:05:08,772 - Why? 837 01:05:11,408 --> 01:05:12,242 - Why? 838 01:05:15,145 --> 01:05:16,981 You really wanna know? 839 01:05:20,084 --> 01:05:21,485 It was Christmas. 840 01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:24,588 1987. 841 01:05:32,362 --> 01:05:35,899 My brother Tommy got what he wanted, why couldn't I? 842 01:05:35,899 --> 01:05:38,402 All I wanted was a Miss Molly. 843 01:05:41,338 --> 01:05:43,007 - Do you want a Miss Molly again? 844 01:05:43,007 --> 01:05:45,942 - Uh-Huh. 845 01:06:12,636 --> 01:06:14,204 That's why, Nicole. 846 01:06:15,305 --> 01:06:16,240 That's why. 847 01:06:18,908 --> 01:06:20,344 - That is by far, 848 01:06:22,179 --> 01:06:26,083 the most stupid fucking reason to kill anybody. 849 01:06:28,085 --> 01:06:29,886 You couldn't have given me the Cliff's Notes version 850 01:06:29,886 --> 01:06:31,321 of that story? 851 01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:32,722 Two hours. 852 01:06:32,722 --> 01:06:35,459 Jesus Christ, I would've killed myself by now 853 01:06:35,459 --> 01:06:36,926 if my hands weren't tied! 854 01:06:36,926 --> 01:06:37,761 - Shut up! 855 01:06:39,396 --> 01:06:40,964 - You made him mad. 856 01:06:42,132 --> 01:06:46,436 It's very hard to calm him down once he's mad. 857 01:06:46,436 --> 01:06:48,004 - May, bring the... 858 01:06:50,774 --> 01:06:51,608 Oh my. 859 01:06:52,842 --> 01:06:53,677 - Ah jeez, 860 01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:56,746 she bled out. 861 01:06:56,746 --> 01:07:00,317 - Probably wasn't such a good idea to go on so long. 862 01:07:00,317 --> 01:07:03,487 - Well, you live and you learn, right? 863 01:07:05,755 --> 01:07:07,091 Now back to you. 864 01:07:08,325 --> 01:07:09,493 - Mam, please. 865 01:07:11,928 --> 01:07:14,431 You seem like good person. 866 01:07:14,431 --> 01:07:16,966 Don't let him do this. 867 01:07:16,966 --> 01:07:19,035 - On the contrary, 868 01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,370 I'm a psychopathic killer 869 01:07:20,370 --> 01:07:23,373 with a knack for body dismemberment. 870 01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:26,910 - Now you're going to be a good little girl, 871 01:07:26,910 --> 01:07:28,878 and open up your present. 872 01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:29,679 Got it? 873 01:07:32,282 --> 01:07:35,552 - Ew this is my favorite part. 874 01:07:47,731 --> 01:07:51,235 - Could you help me up, my hands are tied. 875 01:07:55,071 --> 01:07:56,005 - Ah, fuck. 876 01:08:35,545 --> 01:08:36,380 - Ow. 877 01:08:52,662 --> 01:08:53,930 - Oh jeez. 878 01:08:56,433 --> 01:08:57,267 Oh shit! 879 01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:32,702 I've always had a thing for you, Naughty Nicki. 880 01:09:44,781 --> 01:09:45,782 Well-played. 881 01:09:55,359 --> 01:09:56,192 Fuck me. 882 01:10:11,441 --> 01:10:14,210 You haven't seen the last of me. 883 01:10:53,883 --> 01:10:56,753 - Are you sure you can't come out with us tonight? 884 01:10:56,753 --> 01:11:00,290 - I can't babe, I have a ton of work to do. 885 01:11:00,290 --> 01:11:02,025 But have fun. 886 01:11:02,025 --> 01:11:03,727 Don't get arrested. 887 01:11:03,727 --> 01:11:05,128 - I can't promise you that. 888 01:11:05,962 --> 01:11:06,830 Bye. 889 01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:08,765 - Bye Savanna. 890 01:12:37,887 --> 01:12:41,525 Hello my darlings, how was your night? 891 01:12:41,525 --> 01:12:45,695 You know the drill, $200 and we'll start the show. 892 01:12:48,998 --> 01:12:51,100 Thank you Dusty Dangletaint. 893 01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:53,970 Dangle, dangle. 894 01:12:53,970 --> 01:12:55,238 Thank you Neal. 895 01:13:02,846 --> 01:13:04,180 - What the hell? 896 01:13:11,955 --> 01:13:12,789 Oh shit. 897 01:13:15,459 --> 01:13:17,861 Where are you, you little bitch? 898 01:13:37,113 --> 01:13:41,017 - Thanks for the present, really came in handy. 899 01:13:41,017 --> 01:13:43,319 Merry Christmas, motherfucker! 900 01:13:43,319 --> 01:13:44,988 - No, no, no! 57341

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