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[upbeat music playing]
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[girls laughing]
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[chuckles] We should never
have children together, Lo.
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[Lola] Oh, agreed.
What a nightmare! [chuckles]
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What does your mom think we're doing
while she's at her yoga retreat?
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Um, I told her you guys were coming over
to work on a project.
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The project of beautification.
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Okay, ladies, choose your color.
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Yes! Nachos!
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-[chuckles]
-I hope you brought salsa.
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They're for facemasks.
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Give me five,
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and I'll return with something that'll
change your pores forever.
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[giggles]
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[gasps and squeals]
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Remember how I said
Jonah had some play thing tonight?
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Uh, no...
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Well, it got canceled.
So he's gonna come over now.
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[chuckles] My mom's super strict
about him being here. Is that okay?
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Yeah, only if Tiny can come, too.
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I've been cramming
for this math test all week,
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and we haven't been able
to spend any time together.
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Except, what about...
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Lola.
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I don't think she'll mind.
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I mean, the more the merrier, right?
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[both chuckle]
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[theme music playing]
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♪ Whatever it takes
I know I can make it through ♪
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♪ And if I hold out
I know I can make it through ♪
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♪ Be the best, be the best
The best that I can be ♪
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♪ Whatever it takes ♪
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♪ I know I can make it
I know I can make it through ♪
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That needs salt and lime. [chuckles]
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It's for our faces.
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-[chuckles]
-We're finally having a girls' night.
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Free of Shay and Frankie's
pesky boyfriends.
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Oh, no. I'm sorry.
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-For what?
-Mentioning boyfriends.
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-Since mine's in a coma?
-Well, yeah.
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No, don't apologize.
It's always nice to talk to you.
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You never do the pity voice with me.
You know, the...
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"How you doing?"
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Oh, people did that all the time
when my mom left.
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"I'm so sorry." [scoffs]
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[chuckles]
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So what else is on the agenda for tonight?
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Oh, mani-pedis,
the rom-com catalog of Kate Hudson,
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and three tubs of candy cane ice cream
that I've been hoarding since Christmas.
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We don't get to do this
very often anymore.
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I want it to be awesome.
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Well, I'm going to go work on the play.
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If girls' night turns out to be a bust,
you should come visit.
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It won't, but thanks.
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I'll be in my bedroom.
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[cell phone chimes]
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[chuckles]
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[knocking on door]
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What are you guys doing here?
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[Baaz] Girls' night!
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Baaz found out your sister's
having her friends over
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and wants to mack on Lola.
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[Hunter] She's an idiot.
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What are you talking about?
Her makeup tutorials are illuminating.
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Okay, you guys gotta go.
Yael is coming over.
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Of course she is.
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I can't believe your mom buys you
all these designer clothes,
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and you just wear
that same weird hoodie every day.
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I like my hoodie.
Can you go now?
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It wouldn't hurt to take a little bit
of pride in your appearance.
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I, for example,
ironed these chinos myself.
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Ooh, can I have these?
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Sure, if you leave.
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[grunts] These are way too big.
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You know what they say.
Big feet... [chuckles]
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I don't see how that could be true
from a biological perspective.
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We've been over this, Baaz.
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Lots of guys with micropenises
go on to live rich and fulfilling lives.
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-My feet are bigger than Vijay's.
-[scoffs] Nuh-uh.
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Size 12, baby.
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Okay, we're putting this rumor to rest,
once and for all.
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How are we gonna do that?
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We'll measure.
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No way.
Yael's coming over.
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Right.
Because now that you've got a girlfriend,
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you have no time for the important stuff.
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Oh, I get it.
He's scared he'll lose.
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[Baaz] Did you know that since
you started dating Yael,
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you've bailed on us exactly seven times?
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That's true, bee-tee-dubs.
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Fine.
I'll cancel with Yael.
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Excellent.
May the biggest man win.
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Can you see this pimple on my chin?
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Uh, now that you pointed it out, yes.
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But why're you so worried?
It's not like it's your first date.
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Well, things have been really
great between us lately.
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-I just want tonight to be--
-Pimple free? [scoffs]
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Special.
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Mom's away,
we've been dating for a while...
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I think I might be ready.
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-To have sex?
-I'm not doing anything for sure.
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I'm just... keeping an open mind.
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You're making your judgy face.
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Look, you were all worried
about him and Grace,
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like, four seconds ago.
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Yeah, but that was totally in my head.
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I don't think you should do it
just because Jonah expects it.
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Well, he's never pressured me.
Not once.
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This is what I want.
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-Haven't you ever thought about it?
-Yeah, but, like, not for real.
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-And Tiny's okay with that?
-Tiny is not like other boys.
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He's not obsessed with... all that stuff.
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I read that boys think about it
every six seconds.
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-All boys?
-[cell phone vibrates]
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Whoo! Jonah's here! [chuckles]
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[all laughing]
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Vijay's right.
We have to measure from the base.
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[chuckles] But then
they're gonna be shorter.
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If we start from anywhere else,
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the measurements will be skewed
by the size of the other bits.
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Someone's an expert.
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Just paid attention in geometry.
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[Yael] You blew me off to do homework?
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I thought you told her not to come.
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Yeah, he did.
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Because he's "deathly ill."
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You know what? You don't deserve
my mother's Jewish penicillin.
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We, uh... we were, uh, actually just, uh,
having a guys' night.
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What could you be doing
that I can't be around for?
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-I'm waiting.
-We were gonna watch porn.
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[chuckles] What kind?
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Uh, your kind?
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Or, um, your kind?
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-All of them.
-[sighs]
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Sounds good. Load it up.
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Why did you change?
Kate Hudson doesn't care what you wear.
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-Well...
-[Frankie chuckles] Look who's here.
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[Lola] What is he doing here?
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-You didn't tell her?
-Tell me what?
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[Tiny] Hey!
Where the party at?
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[chuckles] Nice.
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We may have invited Jonah and Tiny.
[chuckles]
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With the rest of the school, apparently.
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-Hey, baby.
-[Frankie] What's happening?
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Hey. What are they doing here?
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Nice to see you, too.
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[sighs] Hanging out?
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Well, I guess I thought...
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It'd be you and me? [chuckles]
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Don't worry. I'm sure
we can find some alone time later.
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Hmm?
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Oh, yeah. Sure. Right.
Sounds great.
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Should we have some actual fun or what?
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[sighs]
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So much for girls' night.
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[laughing]
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Hey, and then,
if you've done the thing, you drink.
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Uh, what if we don't drink?
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Then you can take a sip
of your ginger ale.
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Okay.
Okay, I'll start.
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-Never have I ever had sex.
-Ooh.
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[Esme] Ooh!
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Okay, Jonah.
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Okay.
Never have I ever...
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hooked up in a pool.
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[both chuckle]
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-[Jonah grunts]
-[Frankie chuckles]
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[Esme] Frankie, your turn.
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Uh, never have I ever made out
in a scuzzy roadside motel.
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Yeah, that was fun.
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[chuckles]
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Put that on our to-do list.
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Do you wanna get outta here?
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Yeah.
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[Zig chuckles] Have fun, you two.
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[chuckles] Okay.
Who's next?
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[woman grunting over speakers]
Oh, yeah! Oh, yes!
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[scoffs] No wonder women
do ridiculous things to their bodies
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if they think that this is what men want.
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-Maybe we should turn it off.
-No!
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There is no way
that is comfortable for her.
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As usual,
it's all about the guy's pleasure.
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Okay.
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We weren't even
really gonna watch... this.
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Right now doesn't seem
like the best time to be honest.
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They made me tell you not to come
because we were gonna...
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-Don't do it!
-...measure our penises.
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[laughs]
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[chuckling] So... Uh, I mean, go for it.
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I... I don't wanna stand in the way
of scientific exploration.
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What? No.
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Oh, come on. Don't you need
somebody to adjudicate? [chuckles]
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[chuckles nervously]
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-[Zig] Turning into...
-[all laughing]
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Never... [chuckles]
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Never have I ever wanted to hook up
with the person on my right.
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[gasps]
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-[chuckles]
-[Zig] Mmm.
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-Come on. Look at us. Tiny, come on!
-I always thought you guys
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-would make a cute couple. [chuckles]
-[laughs]
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All right. Shay.
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Um, never have I ever fooled around
with someone I wasn't in love with.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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-What about that time with that girl--
-Hey!
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Oh! Oh, sorry.
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Not in front of the girlfriend. [chuckles]
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-Don't listen to him.
-No, what's that about?
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Oh. Things are gonna get interesting.
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-Uh... Lola.
-[Lola] Okay.
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Um...
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Never have I ever ditched
my best friend for my boyfriend,
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who I stole from her anyway.
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Drink up, Shay.
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'Cause all you wanna do
is talk about your boyfriend,
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-so let's talk about him.
-Fine.
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Never have I ever dated someone,
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even though I knew
my friend liked him first.
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For the gazillionth time,
you said it was okay.
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Oh, you just don't like it
that you're single and I'm not.
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[Lola scoffs] Please, as if.
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Okay, maybe we should just call it quits.
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[Esme] Um, let's play a new game.
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How about truth or dare?
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Tiny, truth or dare?
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Uh... dare.
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I dare you to spend
seven minutes in heaven with Shay.
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Seven minutes alone with my girl?
No problem.
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Uh, sorry.
I'm claustrophobic.
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Okay, then.
Lola.
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What? No!
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Whoa.
Um, I don't think that's a good idea.
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You don't trust your man, Shay?
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[Zig grunts] You got yourself
a jealous one there, Tiny.
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-Hey, guys. Lay off.
-No, you know what?
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Go ahead.
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-It's no big deal, right?
-[scoffs] Right.
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Okay. Um...
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Here's what we're gonna do.
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Everybody is gonna
take a picture of themselves
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while holding a ruler.
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Then you're gonna send them to me
and I'll declare a winner.
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Don't worry.
I'm not gonna screen cap them.
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So you're going to look at pictures
of my friends' junk?
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Don't be such a prude.
Where can I find a ruler?
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Downstairs in the study.
246
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,414
Dude!
She hasn't even seen my...
247
00:10:57,489 --> 00:10:58,659
[stutters] whatever in real life yet.
248
00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,281
You're the one who told her
what we were going to do.
249
00:11:00,367 --> 00:11:02,367
That's only because you made us
seem like a bunch of pervs
250
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:03,913
by saying we were gonna watch porn.
251
00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,496
And the truth was better how?
252
00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:07,081
[Baaz] You think you're
so much better than me.
253
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,246
With your hair and your girlfriend.
254
00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:13,419
-You're not even allowed to date.
-You have no idea how lucky you are.
255
00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:16,343
Lucky? Seriously?
256
00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:20,385
You have all this money, and a girlfriend,
and you take it all for granted.
257
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:26,937
All right, who's first?
258
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,898
[Esme]
Only three and a half minutes to go, Shay.
259
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,146
[sighs]
260
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,986
Hang in there.
It's almost over.
261
00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:41,243
I'm fine.
Thanks, though.
262
00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:43,905
You wouldn't have to worry
if you were meeting Tiny's needs.
263
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,751
What?
It's no secret she's uptight.
264
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,582
She's barely even touched her drink.
265
00:11:49,666 --> 00:11:51,626
Okay, maybe ease off a little bit.
266
00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:53,250
She thinks she's so much better than me
267
00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:55,627
just because she won't let
her boyfriend touch her.
268
00:11:56,548 --> 00:11:59,338
We both get straight A's, you know.
I just like having more fun.
269
00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:01,552
Right, 'cause it's so much fun being easy.
270
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,307
-Whoa, girl-on-girl crime.
-[Shay] No, I'm just...
271
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:06,179
I don't understand
why everyone is so obsessed with sex.
272
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,347
Well, maybe you should run along
and leave the grown-ups alone.
273
00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:14,188
Fine.
Tired of these stupid games, anyway.
274
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,090
Whoa, what are you doing?
275
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,632
[chuckles] I thought we could...
you know...
276
00:12:38,715 --> 00:12:40,545
[grunts] Frankie...
277
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:42,434
My mom's not gonna
be back until tomorrow.
278
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:44,181
Yeah, that's not the issue.
279
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,353
You've had sex with other girls.
280
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,931
Yeah.
But that doesn't mean it's right for us.
281
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:51,267
Straight edge doesn't mean celibate.
I googled it.
282
00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:53,023
It's not because I'm straight edge.
283
00:12:54,773 --> 00:12:56,363
Is it because of Grace?
284
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,282
[softly] Oh, my God.
285
00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,860
You guys have been spending
a lot of time together.
286
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,816
Grace and I are just friends.
287
00:13:02,489 --> 00:13:03,619
I promise.
288
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,659
So it's just that you don't want
to do it with me.
289
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:07,697
No. No, Frankie,
290
00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:10,326
back when I was doing it,
I wasn't a good guy.
291
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,959
And I don't wanna rush things
and risk ruining what we have.
292
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,960
Yeah. All right.
Message received.
293
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,586
[Jonah sighs]
294
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,012
-Frankie...
-No. I get it.
295
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:22,431
-No, Frankie, there's a fire!
-Oh, crap!
296
00:13:22,509 --> 00:13:24,009
[fire alarm beeping]
297
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,470
[Miles] Frankie!
298
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,769
[sighs]
299
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:32,853
You okay?
300
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:36,729
[Jonah] Okay, um...
301
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,070
I think I should go.
302
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:42,610
Can we talk later?
303
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,164
I think I need a little space.
304
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,205
[door closes]
305
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,084
-[grunts] That's my foot.
-Sorry.
306
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,457
Hold on.
307
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,459
[Tiny grunts]
308
00:13:58,545 --> 00:14:01,165
-Is there something wrong with me?
-[chuckles] What?
309
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,797
[stammers] I've always thought
I was pretty nice to spend time with.
310
00:14:04,801 --> 00:14:05,891
Well, you are.
311
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,010
Except Shay and Frankie both invited
their boyfriends
312
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,307
just to get out of girls' night.
313
00:14:10,682 --> 00:14:12,522
Quality time is important for couples.
314
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,061
And it's not for friends?
315
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,805
-[sighs] I'm everyone's second choice.
-That's crazy.
316
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,189
You're a great girl.
317
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,815
So great you dumped me for my best friend?
318
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,741
I am sorry about that.
319
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:25,410
We used to have so much fun together.
320
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,870
-Especially our snack parties.
-[chuckles]
321
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,370
-Remember the barbecue chip incident?
-[both laughing]
322
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,327
You're ridiculous.
323
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,246
And that's what makes you awesome.
324
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,500
There's got to be, what, at least
one guy out there who'll appreciate that.
325
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:42,881
You're right.
326
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:45,009
[chuckles] There is.
327
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,842
[Esme] Time's up, you two.
328
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:51,223
[Shay] Did you kiss?
329
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,941
-What?
-I would never do that to you.
330
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,604
Guess she'll give you what I won't.
331
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,397
Okay. I'm pretty sure I should be
offended by that, so I am.
332
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:00,731
Where are you going?
333
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:06,565
-She was upset. I hugged her.
-I'm sorry if I'm not enough for you.
334
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,405
-What are you talking about?
-You drank!
335
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:09,700
I was sitting to your right!
336
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:13,541
[grunts] It's not a crime to want
to hook up with my girlfriend.
337
00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:14,870
So, you do want sex.
338
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,866
You know, I thought you were different.
339
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,709
So you only like me
when I'm the perfect science student?
340
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,127
But this isn't you.
341
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,304
Don't tell me who I am!
342
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,545
Wait!
343
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,014
[sighs]
344
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,425
[muffled screaming]
345
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:35,431
[crying]
346
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,605
Hey, do you feel better?
347
00:15:42,649 --> 00:15:45,399
-I lit my room on fire.
-[chuckles]
348
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,913
I thought guys were supposed
to want sex all the time.
349
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,661
[grunts] Do we have to talk about this?
350
00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:57,040
Okay, fine.
Maybe he has herpes.
351
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,213
[laughs sarcastically]
352
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,423
Or I'm repulsive and he hates me.
353
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:08,675
Some guys get weird about
the whole virginity thing.
354
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:12,889
They think that if they're your first,
then you'll get all... clingy.
355
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,062
Hmm, Jonah's not like that.
356
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,771
I don't think.
357
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:17,930
Well, hey...
358
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,693
there is an upside.
359
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,061
Which is?
360
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,398
-You didn't burn the house down.
-[both chuckle]
361
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,533
[Frankie groans]
362
00:16:30,947 --> 00:16:32,407
No matter what happens here today,
363
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,701
let's promise not to let it
get in the way of our friendship.
364
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,832
Can I talk to you for a second?
365
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,290
[sighs]
366
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:42,960
You don't have to worry.
367
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,464
-You won by, like, a lot.
-[chuckles]
368
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,087
That's exactly why I'm worried.
369
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,013
Don't tell me you're embarrassed.
370
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,381
But we haven't even...
371
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:51,927
You know...
372
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,311
Besides, if you tell them I won,
373
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,508
they're just gonna think
you're saying that
374
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:56,807
because you're my girlfriend.
375
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,310
That's all I am now?
Your girlfriend?
376
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,603
-No, no! It's just--
-Before, we used to hang out all the time.
377
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:05,147
Now that we're dating,
I'm... I'm in some other category.
378
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:06,862
It's not like I have
a bunch of other people
379
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,192
that I can go hang out with.
380
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,607
I know.
It's just...
381
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,815
hard to know when you're my friend
and when you're my girlfriend.
382
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,953
I can be both.
I should be both.
383
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,294
Yes, absolutely.
384
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,701
But, still...
385
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,539
You want me to lie about who won?
386
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,674
He could really use this.
387
00:17:24,751 --> 00:17:27,091
He's, like...
He's jealous of me or something.
388
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,841
[stutters] I don't get it, but he is.
389
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,970
I get it.
You're awesome.
390
00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:35,800
[inhales sharply]
391
00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:37,967
[sighing] Okay, fine.
392
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,677
I'll do it.
But you owe me.
393
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:43,153
Okay, I have the results.
394
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:48,108
And... the winner is...
395
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,242
[exhales]
396
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,653
Baaz.
397
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,488
Yes! I knew it!
398
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:58,703
[chanting] USA! USA! USA! USA!
399
00:17:58,785 --> 00:18:01,075
-We've created a monster.
-[Baaz continues chanting]
400
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:07,673
What happened to you?
401
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:11,337
I tried to hook up with Jonah
and instead I lit my room on fire.
402
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:13,429
You?
403
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,219
I slut-shamed Esme,
404
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:18,012
and then drove my boyfriend
into a closet with another girl.
405
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,600
Turns out you're right.
All boys are obsessed with sex.
406
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:22,733
Not Jonah.
407
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:29,067
I'm sorry you almost died,
but I'm kind of glad you didn't do it.
408
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,190
I didn't want to be the only one
not having sex.
409
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,317
[scoffs]
410
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:35,363
-[grunts] Guys are the worst.
-Seriously.
411
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:40,950
-Mmm.
-[both chuckle]
412
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:48,460
"I'll be here for you.
But you need to be there for him."
413
00:18:49,836 --> 00:18:51,756
Is this the first time
they meet in the play?
414
00:18:51,838 --> 00:18:53,088
Yeah.
What do you think?
415
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,298
It's good, but...
416
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,467
[sighs] Never mind.
417
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,224
-It's stupid.
-No, tell me.
418
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:05,477
Well, maybe Hope should be
a voice at first.
419
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:10,151
Or else people won't get that she's...
more than a person. You know?
420
00:19:10,857 --> 00:19:14,107
Yeah. That's... that's perfect.
421
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,395
-Really?
-[chuckles] Yeah.
422
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,067
That's actually what it needs.
423
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:21,079
Thanks for ditching girls' night to help.
424
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,370
Well, I'm pretty sure I got ditched.
425
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,873
But... you're welcome.
426
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:27,424
Hey, do you want to play Hope?
427
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,754
I've been having
a really hard time casting the part...
428
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,087
but I think you'd be perfect for it.
429
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,085
You're really awesome, Lola.
430
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,103
I don't think that's a good idea.
431
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:43,889
Why is that?
432
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,771
Because I like you.
433
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:49,979
And I tried not to, but I do.
434
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,363
And I'm worried if we spend
too much time together...
435
00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:57,822
we might do something
that will get us both in trouble.
436
00:19:58,530 --> 00:19:59,700
Like what?
437
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:06,496
Are you sure you want this?
438
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,571
Are you thinking about Tristan?
439
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,526
Was that a weird thing to say?
440
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:41,659
Very.
441
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,328
-Thought you might be feeling--
-Guilty?
442
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,294
Yeah.
443
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:49,421
So...
444
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,498
do you?
445
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:53,593
Yeah.
446
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,351
But I also feel good.
447
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,482
I never thought my first time
would be with someone
448
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,850
whose boyfriend's in a coma.
449
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,900
Or with someone who has a boyfriend.
450
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:16,815
Oh, don't worry.
I'm cool with the bisexual thing.
451
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,860
No... it's not that.
452
00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:22,324
That was your first time?
453
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,406
Yeah, but it's no big deal.
454
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:26,621
-You say that, but--
-And I mean it.
455
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:30,042
Okay. I'm not gonna get all clingy
just because you took my precious flower.
456
00:21:30,121 --> 00:21:33,421
Okay...
because we... we can't--
457
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,630
Date?
I know.
458
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:40,047
Let's just enjoy... whatever this is.
459
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:42,425
Okay?
460
00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:45,640
Yeah, I'd like that.
461
00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:48,095
[Lola chuckles]
462
00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:57,400
-Where were you all night?
-Um, I fell asleep in the guest room.
463
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,987
Look, I'm sorry I freaked out.
464
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:04,025
I was just being crazy and insecure.
465
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:05,908
I'm sorry, too.
466
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,781
I shouldn't have gone
into that closet with Tiny.
467
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,584
And we never did it when we were together,
in case you thought we did.
468
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,713
But you drank.
469
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,290
Was it someone else?
470
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:16,786
No... [sighs]
471
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,957
I guess I thought that
if you thought that we did it,
472
00:22:19,045 --> 00:22:23,295
then I could feel like
my relationship with him was important.
473
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,635
-[chuckles]
-Don't laugh.
474
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:27,850
[Shay] No, it's just...
475
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:30,269
I mean, I've been worried
about living up to you.
476
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,886
But if you didn't, that's great.
That means none of us are doing it.
477
00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:35,897
Only you would find that exciting, Shay.
478
00:22:35,979 --> 00:22:38,019
You know what,
it is probably for the best anyway.
479
00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:40,066
Sex just complicates things.
480
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,280
Only if you let it.
481
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,582
So girls' night wasn't a total bust.
482
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:51,409
Yeah.
How about post-pancake pedicures?
483
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:54,705
-Sound good, Lo?
-Uh, yeah. Totally.
484
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,878
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