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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Wow! Wow! Thank you.
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Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
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Hello and welcome to Top Gear.
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Tonight on Top Gear,
we're going full Top Gear.
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Three middle-aged men
driving sports cars.
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It doesn't get more Top Gear
than that, folks.
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If this show was an aftershave,
it'd be called...
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..Top Gear.
LAUGHTER
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Three men in sports cars.
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Chris, that's right up your street.
It is.
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LAUGHTER
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Because, did you know,
it's exactly 100 years
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since the phrase "sports car"
was first used.
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I tell you what,
the information that's buried
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in the depths of your brain
never ceases to amaze me, mate.
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Thank you. Which got us thinking -
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what's the best all-round sports car
you can buy right now,
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a century later?
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None of us could agree,
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so the producers told us
to pick some cars
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and settle the argument
with a road trip.
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Man, that's so Top Gear.
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The best sports car
you can buy right now?
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Frankly, there's only one option.
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ENGINE ROARS
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The Porsche 911.
Yeah, it's a predictable choice.
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But the 911 is just the answer
to the question,
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"Which sports car should I buy?"
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It has been forever.
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Now, this is the new 992 Carrera S.
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It has 450 horsepower,
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and costs just under £100,000.
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Which is an awful lot of money,
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but then you do get
an awful lot of car.
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0-60? 3.5 seconds.
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Top speed? Over 190mph.
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And this is the basic 911 recipe -
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big engine, two-wheel drive,
away you go.
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But if you feel the urge
to make a slightly worse decision,
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other cars are available.
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Ah. He's gone for the Aston.
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Flintoff in an Aston.
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He's a big lad -
he makes that car look small.
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Chris. An Aston Martin, Fred. No.
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An Aston Martin V8 Vantage,
the very best of British.
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With a German engine. That doesn't
matter. Everybody loves an Aston.
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Look at it!
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How good does that look?
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You're looking at that,
thinking, "I want to drive that."
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You've got massive car envy.
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Look, I'm a massive fan
of the Aston Martin V8 Vantage.
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It's a great car, and I don't mind
the Mercedes engine thing.
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But there's a whiff of Poundshop 007
about you in that.
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Just a whiff. Unlike you,
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just proving again
how predictable you are.
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It's too obvious, Chris.
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You are driving the ready salted
of cars.
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Doesn't matter.
Ready salted works, Fred.
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30 grand cheaper, just as fast,
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all-round the best sports car
on the planet.
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When you want ketchup,
there's one brand you buy.
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Daddies. Anyhow, the third member
of this party -
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what's he going to arrive in?
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He'll be just as obvious as you.
HORN HONKS
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Oh, my God.
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Yep, right on cue. A red Ferrari.
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McGuinness. Did you read the e-mail?
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Buongiorno!
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Welcome to the Ferrari Portofino.
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I don't know where
to start with you, Paddy.
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I don't know whether to attack
the car or the cap.
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You were sent an e-mail, telling you
to turn up in a sports car.
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You've arrived in
a convertible GT car.
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Are you mad?
How much money did that cost?
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Glad you asked, fratelli.
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170 grand. Boom!
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But it's not, is it, Paddy.
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So how much is it, as tested,
with the triple-layer paint,
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the fancy leather interior
and floor mats?
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Well, yeah, with a few extras on,
you know, hey...
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250 grand.
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This is 100 grand.
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250 grand to look like a wag?
CHRIS LAUGHS
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What is wrong with you?
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Well, yes, it might be
twice as much as your car,
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but it's twice the car. It's not!
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Let's start with
the new/old/no-one knows 911 -
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they all look the same. Right?
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400 brake horsepower. 450.
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Fred's Jag on the end, sorry?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, it's an Aston.
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It's an Aston. My-my mistake.
My mistake. No, Paddy...
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500 brake horsepower. This bad boy?
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600 brake horsepower, boys.
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How much of it can you use
on a wet Yorkshire road?
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Plenty!
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This is the easiest one
I've ever been involved in.
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Poundshop 007.
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Lottery winner.
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It's a red Ferrari. Let's go.
THEY BICKER
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VOICEOVER: This wasn't going to be
settled in a hurry.
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So it's just as well we'd been told
to head to a nearby airfield
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to give our sports cars -
and the Portofino - a proper test.
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And the roads to get there
weren't too shabby either.
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ENGINE PURRS
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Oh, here we go!
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ENGINE GROWLS
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This is a four-litre, V8,
twin-turbo, 500 brake horsepower.
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And listen to that noise.
What is not to like about this car?
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Yes, there is a lot of Mercedes
running through it
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but, thanks to them,
it will do 0-60 in 3.5 seconds...
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..has a top speed of 195...
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..and it'll do all that
without breaking down.
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It's British styling with
a bit of German engineering.
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That's all right with me.
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Plus, at 120 grand,
it's more exclusive than the 911,
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but not as stupidly over-the-top
as the Portofino.
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This is the car. This is the choice.
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Paddy and Chris are not
having as much fun in theirs,
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I can assure you.
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Actually, we were.
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Listen to her go!
ENGINE ROARS
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You little Italian beauty!
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So the Portofino's the replacement
for the Ferrari California,
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and the California is a car that
I actually owned, and I loved it.
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But I've got to tell you,
the Portofino...
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Man, they've improved it no end.
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Looks better,
drives better, faster.
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In fact, this entry-level Ferrari
will very nearly hit 200mph.
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That's F40 territory.
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And, yes, you're always going to get
angry little men on the internet,
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Chris Harris.
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WHINY VOICE: "It's not
a proper Ferrari!"
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Course it is, it's bright red
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and it's got a Ferrari badge
on the front.
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What's not proper about that?
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Chris, how badly does Flintoff
want to be James Bond?
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HE LAUGHS
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It's funny you should mention that.
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I'm not actually a James Bond fan.
I don't get it.
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What?! Did you just say
you're not a James Bond fan?
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I-I don't get it. He's like an old
bloke who can't do anything, really.
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And effectively he's useless.
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What are you on about,
"an old bloke"?!
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He's not old! He's James Bond!
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He's sophisticated, he's stylish,
he's dangerous!
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What?! I can't believe
what I'm hearing!
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HE CHUCKLES
Wow.
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Next thing, you'll be saying
you don't like Star Wars.
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HE LAUGHS
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So go on, then, Paddy, talk us
through what you've got in there.
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What is 80 grand's worth of options?
What does it get you?
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Well, the carbon fibre exterior
package, that's 12 grand.
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Get out!
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Carbon fibre cup-holder -
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1,400 quid.
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Absolute rip off.
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The mats are 768 quid.
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700-odd quid?! I could carpet
my front room for less than that.
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Is the whole purpose of that car
for you to try and bag a footballer?
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HE LAUGHS
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Put a bit of lippy on me
and call me Coleen Rooney.
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I'm living the dream!
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HE LAUGHS
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Leaving the North York Moors behind,
we soon arrived at our destination -
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Elvington Airfield.
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One of the longest runways
in Britain.
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Which, it turned out,
was already in use.
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I tell you what,
there's some strange machines here.
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A lot of metal, in't there?
A lot of metal.
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A load of machines
that are built for speed,
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and Paddy McGuinness
in a convertible Ferrari.
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It's perfect.
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This is something called
Top Speed Tuesday.
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ENGINE ROARS
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An event where anyone
can rock up in anything
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and find out
just how fast it'll go.
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Now, our challenge would be
a test of usable performance,
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each running the event's
1.4 mile speed trap,
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and trying to get
as close as possible
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to our car's quoted top speed.
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What's the top speed of yours?
191mph.
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Slow. What's yours?
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195. Oh, pedestrian.
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What's yours?
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199.
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Yeah, but, I don't know why
you're so pleased with yourself,
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because you've got
to go faster to win.
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It's the top speed of your car.
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He's got...
You've got a very good point.
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It's about getting close
to the claimed maximum.
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Anyhow, start us off. You're first.
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He's the big racing driver,
here he goes. Yeah.
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You reckon he'll get 191?
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Well, Porsche, they're
notorious for leaving a bit off,
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so I think he might get up there.
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Right, we're ready to go.
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I'll tell you what, shall
we have a gentlemen's wager?
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I'll say...182.
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All right.
What are you thinking?
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183.
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You've just gone 1mph more.
Well, you went in first, didn't you?
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That's like when you say,
"Give us a ticket...!"
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You might have just gone, "Higher."
Just go, "Higher!"
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That's launch control.
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ENGINE ROARS
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Look at this.
He's travelling, he's travelling.
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140.
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Keep pulling, Porsche, 150!
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It doesn't look that quick.
It doesn't look quick, does it?
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Think of McGuinness in
that ridiculous... 160!
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Where is he, where is he,
where is he?
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Keep going, girl, keep going!
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176! Ho-ho!
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Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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I can't wait for the excuses.
Oh, this will be it now. Well done.
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Well done, Chris.
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Oh! What an effort!
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He's seen it - look at him!
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I was going to say
put the handbrake on
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but I think you've had it
on all the way down.
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Was that your practice lap? 176?
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What's wrong with that?
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I've got a Discovery
at home that will do that.
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I think that's a good effort.
You were nowhere near.
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I could have forgiven
if you were about 182.
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You're never going to each
the v-max in that space.
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So, you got within 15mph.
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In 1.4 miles. That...
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That is damn impressive.
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Well, we'd soon see,
because Flintoff was up next.
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Just bring the mirrors in,
bit of aerodynamics.
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Come on, every little helps.
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And to beat the Porsche,
his Aston would have to hit 181mph.
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ENGINE ROARS
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Here we go.
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We're off!
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I reckon he's going to do 178.
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One... 180.
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Got to get faster than Harris!
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Over 100, 20...
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20... 30...
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..40, come on!
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Keep going, keep going.
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70, seventy-s...
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70...
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Oh, it's a horror story!
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It's a horror story
for the sportsman!
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Don't let him know when he comes.
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Let him see it. Oh, my lord!
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Give it one of them when he comes
back up. What are you, 176?
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I did 176.
That's shocking.
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Here we go.
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Just trying to gauge
the reaction from the lads.
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Really good. Brilliant.
256
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He's folded his mirrors in. What?
257
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You folded your mirrors in!
I did, yeah.
258
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:49,105
You know that probably cost you
because they're designed to be out!
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Come on, tell me.
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174.69.
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Really? Yeah. Slow.
262
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So, you're more than 20 down.
Is that true? Yeah.
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Do you know what?
264
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I'm disappointed... Yeah.
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..in the car.
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I wasn't,
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because it was time for the
so-called Grand Tourer to have a go.
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And with the highest top speed
of the lot, to beat the 911,
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the Portofino would have to hit 185.
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Lock it in large.
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What did you reckon, you reckon
he's going to do it? I'm going 186.
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I reckon 184. Here we go.
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ENGINE REVS
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Oh, she's off.
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She is off, the girl!
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00:14:39,865 --> 00:14:41,665
Come on, baby!
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00:14:42,825 --> 00:14:46,583
It does look quick. It's fast, it
is fast. Here he goes, look at this.
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140.
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Come on! Here we go!
280
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Come on, don't beat me, McGuinness.
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Oh, no! I took my foot off,
I misjudged the yellow cone!
282
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No!
283
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,063
No!
284
00:15:07,065 --> 00:15:08,903
188. He's done it.
285
00:15:08,905 --> 00:15:12,225
God, here we go, he's going
to be insufferable.
286
00:15:14,305 --> 00:15:17,225
Well, one slight
miscalculation by me.
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I got the yellow cone wrong,
I lifted up and then I realised,
288
00:15:21,465 --> 00:15:24,103
and I put it back down. What,
you lifted up and came back?
289
00:15:24,105 --> 00:15:26,943
I lifted up and came back.
Want to know what you came back to?
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Oh, God. Go on.
291
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188.
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He-hey! Ho-ho!
293
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Tried to shake his hand but...
294
00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:37,663
Bellissimo!
295
00:15:37,665 --> 00:15:40,063
Ciao, baby! Ciao!
296
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:42,703
Hey, get us an espresso!
297
00:15:42,705 --> 00:15:45,945
Get me an espresso and some of
that ice cream they put in it!
298
00:15:47,385 --> 00:15:51,663
So, in a classic piece of automotive
journalism, the sports car test
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had been won by the only car
that wasn't a sports car.
300
00:15:55,785 --> 00:15:59,223
But to make sure our afternoon
wasn't entirely wasted,
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we decided to each find the most
interesting top speed Tuesday
302
00:16:03,345 --> 00:16:08,023
runner we could, and line them up
for one final showdown.
303
00:16:08,025 --> 00:16:11,183
You all right, Fred? Yeah,
just getting my head round this.
304
00:16:11,185 --> 00:16:14,343
That looks very, very dangerous.
What are you pointing at?
305
00:16:14,345 --> 00:16:16,863
This looks dangerous, look at this.
306
00:16:16,865 --> 00:16:19,463
Really bold choice, Nissan GTR.
307
00:16:19,465 --> 00:16:22,983
He's on a skateboard with
a rocket on and I'm in a shed.
308
00:16:22,985 --> 00:16:25,063
It is a bit sketchy, this.
309
00:16:25,065 --> 00:16:27,983
Why are you wearing leathers?
Dangerous things, sheds.
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00:16:27,985 --> 00:16:29,903
Ah.
311
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,705
Ah! Oh-ho!
312
00:16:33,065 --> 00:16:35,223
I'm about to drive a shed!
313
00:16:35,225 --> 00:16:38,185
ENGINE REVS
Wow, here we go.
314
00:16:41,425 --> 00:16:43,585
Three, two, one... Go!
315
00:16:48,065 --> 00:16:49,745
Come on!
316
00:16:51,505 --> 00:16:53,825
Fourth gear! Look at that rocket!
317
00:16:55,665 --> 00:16:58,463
Yeah, they're in front,
but...I'm in a shed.
318
00:16:58,465 --> 00:17:01,385
No idea how fast I'm going,
but I'm winning.
319
00:17:04,745 --> 00:17:06,703
Oh, my word!
320
00:17:06,705 --> 00:17:09,225
Harris has just melted past me!
321
00:17:11,225 --> 00:17:12,943
It's unbelievable!
322
00:17:12,945 --> 00:17:16,183
Where's McGuinness?
Nowhere to be seen!
323
00:17:16,185 --> 00:17:19,705
I'm hurtling down
a drag strip in a shed.
324
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,143
Yes, baby.
325
00:17:24,145 --> 00:17:26,103
Ha-ha-ha!
326
00:17:26,105 --> 00:17:28,065
Come on, through the line.
327
00:17:29,305 --> 00:17:31,263
Wow! Geez!
328
00:17:31,265 --> 00:17:32,863
What's he doing?
329
00:17:32,865 --> 00:17:35,225
I can't stop! Fred, stop!
330
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,183
Whoa, I'm running out of runway!
331
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:42,223
I'm running out of runway!
332
00:17:42,225 --> 00:17:44,625
MACHINE CLATTERS
Oh!
333
00:17:48,705 --> 00:17:51,103
Where's he gone,
Flintoff, in that rocket?
334
00:17:51,105 --> 00:17:53,423
Is he...? What's he doing?
335
00:17:53,425 --> 00:17:56,023
SIREN SOUNDS
336
00:17:56,025 --> 00:17:58,865
That's not him down there,
surely to God.
337
00:18:03,265 --> 00:18:05,705
SIRENS BLARE
338
00:18:09,385 --> 00:18:12,545
I'm all right!
FREDDIE LAUGHS
339
00:18:17,905 --> 00:18:20,465
THEY ALL LAUGH
340
00:18:22,265 --> 00:18:24,705
Mate, I got you a slider.
341
00:18:26,065 --> 00:18:27,943
I couldn't... I couldn't stop!
342
00:18:27,945 --> 00:18:32,063
See, the trick is, Fred, when
it's black and then turns to green,
343
00:18:32,065 --> 00:18:33,223
that's when you stop.
344
00:18:33,225 --> 00:18:35,623
Yeah, but I was pulling the brake,
nothing was happening.
345
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:37,783
What is it with you
and trying to die?
346
00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:40,063
Have you seen the lines?
347
00:18:40,065 --> 00:18:42,463
Have you seen how far you've come?
Did I see?!
348
00:18:42,465 --> 00:18:44,743
My head's that far off the ground!
349
00:18:44,745 --> 00:18:46,625
I saw everything, Paddy!
350
00:18:50,265 --> 00:18:52,865
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
351
00:18:55,985 --> 00:18:58,183
No, no, no. No! Fred...
352
00:18:58,185 --> 00:19:00,103
Mad. Fred...
353
00:19:00,105 --> 00:19:03,503
Firstly, there was
nothing to crash into -
354
00:19:03,505 --> 00:19:05,943
how do you crash into...nothing?
355
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,383
I'll tell you, on this occasion
it wasn't my fault,
356
00:19:08,385 --> 00:19:10,983
the brakes just didn't work.
Whoa, whoa, don't blame brakes,
357
00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:12,583
you've never used
brakes in the past.
358
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:13,943
On this occasion, I was trying
359
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:15,583
because I was
running out of runway.
360
00:19:15,585 --> 00:19:17,543
Look at the video, you don't
even go for the lever.
361
00:19:17,545 --> 00:19:20,583
It's there, on video - lever, not
pulled. Excuse me, what's that?
362
00:19:20,585 --> 00:19:22,223
LAUGHTER
363
00:19:22,225 --> 00:19:24,543
Two levers...
two fingers on a motorcycle lever,
364
00:19:24,545 --> 00:19:26,623
what's wrong with that?
Oh, right, OK.
365
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,383
I'm very glad it was you, not me,
on that bike sled thing,
366
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,743
it was a death trap, mate.
Yeah, on reflection,
367
00:19:31,745 --> 00:19:33,703
I should have worn a cricket box,
because...
368
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:37,143
..there was a lot of apparatus
close to my apparatus. Dear God.
369
00:19:37,145 --> 00:19:38,863
Let's move on.
370
00:19:38,865 --> 00:19:41,223
We'll get back to that film
a little later in the show.
371
00:19:41,225 --> 00:19:44,143
But first, Chris Harris
is an happy pup, everyone,
372
00:19:44,145 --> 00:19:47,423
because he's got
an old rally car in the studio!
373
00:19:47,425 --> 00:19:50,423
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
Go on, son! That's right.
374
00:19:50,425 --> 00:19:53,823
If you want mad race cars,
there's an easy fix.
375
00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:56,783
Get rid of all the rules,
like this.
376
00:19:56,785 --> 00:19:58,503
Look at it - royalty.
377
00:19:58,505 --> 00:20:00,703
Audi's Group B rally car,
totally bonkers
378
00:20:00,705 --> 00:20:02,663
because it was made for
a championship
379
00:20:02,665 --> 00:20:05,663
where the regulations said,
pretty much, do whatever you want.
380
00:20:05,665 --> 00:20:07,703
And now, Volkswagen has made
381
00:20:07,705 --> 00:20:10,505
a rule-free race car
for the 21st century.
382
00:20:13,185 --> 00:20:16,225
THUNDER CRACKS
383
00:20:24,665 --> 00:20:26,665
It's called the IDR.
384
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:33,463
And while it might look like
a race car, the IDR doesn't exist to
385
00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:37,585
compete in any championship
anywhere on the planet.
386
00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:42,583
No, this is a race car
built without rules.
387
00:20:42,585 --> 00:20:45,025
A race car unlimited.
388
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:52,383
So, if you've got a blank sheet
of paper, and your only aim is
389
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:56,745
to go really, really fast,
what do you do for power?
390
00:20:57,825 --> 00:20:59,703
Have a listen to this.
391
00:20:59,705 --> 00:21:02,225
ELECTRICS WHIR
392
00:21:04,705 --> 00:21:08,023
PITCH OF WHIRRING INCREASES
393
00:21:08,025 --> 00:21:10,023
That's right.
394
00:21:10,025 --> 00:21:13,823
Volkswagen's no limit racing car...
395
00:21:13,825 --> 00:21:16,063
..is electric.
396
00:21:16,065 --> 00:21:18,783
Volkswagen's answer
to ultimate power...
397
00:21:18,785 --> 00:21:21,545
ELECTRIC WHIRRING PLATEAUS
..is batteries.
398
00:21:23,025 --> 00:21:26,185
So, let's see
what those batteries can do.
399
00:21:35,225 --> 00:21:37,025
Oh, my dear Lord!
400
00:21:39,945 --> 00:21:41,545
That's ludicrous.
401
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,465
0-60, two seconds.
402
00:21:46,825 --> 00:21:49,065
0-120 in five seconds.
403
00:21:50,425 --> 00:21:52,425
ELECTRIC MOTOR WHINES
404
00:21:57,425 --> 00:21:59,465
Christ alive, it's fast!
405
00:22:01,305 --> 00:22:02,983
And listen to it,
406
00:22:02,985 --> 00:22:07,103
it sounds like the demon lovechild
of a Dyson Hoover and a...
407
00:22:07,105 --> 00:22:10,785
ELECTRIC MOTOR WHINES
..flipping dentist's drill!
408
00:22:12,185 --> 00:22:14,065
Honestly!
409
00:22:15,825 --> 00:22:19,705
It's like being rear-ended
by a bloody freight train!
410
00:22:23,865 --> 00:22:26,303
Or, to put it another way...
411
00:22:26,305 --> 00:22:30,785
..that is a McLaren 720S.
412
00:22:34,025 --> 00:22:36,543
Over 700 horsepower, pretty much
413
00:22:36,545 --> 00:22:39,423
the fastest supercar
on the planet right now.
414
00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:40,983
Remember that.
415
00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:43,425
MCLAREN ENGINE ROARS
416
00:22:45,385 --> 00:22:47,705
COUNTDOWN BEEPS
417
00:22:52,865 --> 00:22:55,385
MOTOR GIVES HIGH-PITCHED WHINE
Whoa!
418
00:22:57,025 --> 00:22:59,063
Oh, my Lord!
419
00:22:59,065 --> 00:23:01,183
I've never felt anything like it!
420
00:23:01,185 --> 00:23:03,665
ELECTRIC MOTOR WHINES
421
00:23:06,265 --> 00:23:07,983
Whoa!
422
00:23:07,985 --> 00:23:10,663
It did a front-wheel wheel spin!
423
00:23:10,665 --> 00:23:13,583
There was smoke
coming out of those vents!
424
00:23:13,585 --> 00:23:15,463
Wow!
425
00:23:15,465 --> 00:23:19,785
It is a whole new division of fast.
426
00:23:22,905 --> 00:23:26,263
In fact, this 670 horsepower IDR
427
00:23:26,265 --> 00:23:30,263
accelerates faster than
a Formula 1 car.
428
00:23:30,265 --> 00:23:34,305
But straight-line speed
is just the warm-up act...
429
00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:38,943
..because the IDR's wings
and fins generate over
430
00:23:38,945 --> 00:23:43,703
a tonne of downforce,
and with its electric motors also
431
00:23:43,705 --> 00:23:48,223
providing four-wheel-drive, when you
get to a corner, the effect is...
432
00:23:48,225 --> 00:23:50,225
..profound.
433
00:23:57,265 --> 00:24:02,865
This thing grips so hard that test
drivers have blacked out driving it.
434
00:24:08,305 --> 00:24:09,943
Oh!
435
00:24:09,945 --> 00:24:12,623
And if you think
the thing accelerates hard,
436
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:16,385
you should feel the brake -
it will pull five Gs on the brakes.
437
00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:19,863
ELECTRIC MOTOR PITCH DECREASES
438
00:24:19,865 --> 00:24:21,785
Oh!
439
00:24:24,545 --> 00:24:27,545
It makes your brain move around
inside your skull.
440
00:24:31,025 --> 00:24:33,663
RADIO: Chris, you're low on battery.
Box, box, box, please.
441
00:24:33,665 --> 00:24:36,025
Box, box.
Yeah, copy that, box, box.
442
00:24:37,265 --> 00:24:40,703
Yeah, I should have mentioned,
that is the one issue with the IDR.
443
00:24:40,705 --> 00:24:43,225
Already, I need to stop
and plug it in.
444
00:24:45,705 --> 00:24:50,063
Driven hard, the IDR will manage
just 12 miles before needing a...
445
00:24:50,065 --> 00:24:53,145
..let's be honest,
lengthy recharge.
446
00:24:58,745 --> 00:25:01,463
But there's a very good reason
for that.
447
00:25:01,465 --> 00:25:03,985
And that reason is Pikes Peak.
448
00:25:07,225 --> 00:25:09,623
Every summer,
this legendary mountain
449
00:25:09,625 --> 00:25:12,463
in the heart of the Colorado Rockies
plays host
450
00:25:12,465 --> 00:25:15,503
to the greatest hill climb race
on the planet.
451
00:25:15,505 --> 00:25:17,383
ELECTRIC MOTOR WHINES
452
00:25:17,385 --> 00:25:20,303
The road to the summit
is 12 miles long,
453
00:25:20,305 --> 00:25:23,983
and since the IDR was built to
get up there faster than any car
454
00:25:23,985 --> 00:25:27,223
ever before, 12 miles of range
was all it needed.
455
00:25:27,225 --> 00:25:30,265
And electric power would
give it the edge.
456
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:35,385
Like us, petrol engines breathe air.
457
00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:39,663
And the summit of Pikes Peak
is at over 14,000ft.
458
00:25:39,665 --> 00:25:42,063
There's not much air
at that altitude.
459
00:25:42,065 --> 00:25:45,383
A regular internal combustion
engine can lose more than
460
00:25:45,385 --> 00:25:47,383
a third of its power up there.
461
00:25:47,385 --> 00:25:49,583
But an electric car, well,
462
00:25:49,585 --> 00:25:53,103
that's just as powerful
at the top as it is at the bottom.
463
00:25:53,105 --> 00:25:57,905
So, if you want to get really high,
electricity is what you need.
464
00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:01,263
And it worked.
465
00:26:01,265 --> 00:26:04,783
In 2018, in the hands of
race legend Romain Dumas,
466
00:26:04,785 --> 00:26:10,343
the IDR obliterated the Pikes Peak
record by more than 16 seconds.
467
00:26:10,345 --> 00:26:12,065
Job done!
468
00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:18,543
Actually, job not quite done,
because Duma and the IDR
469
00:26:18,545 --> 00:26:22,103
then went to the Nurburgring
and smashed the electric car lap
470
00:26:22,105 --> 00:26:26,303
record, and then went to Goodwood
and beat the outright record
471
00:26:26,305 --> 00:26:30,663
up the hill, beating
Nick Heidfeld in a Formula 1 car.
472
00:26:30,665 --> 00:26:33,625
I mean, talk about
a record collection!
473
00:26:37,465 --> 00:26:39,303
As is the way with lawless, one-off,
474
00:26:39,305 --> 00:26:41,943
future-of-motorsport
prototypes, though,
475
00:26:41,945 --> 00:26:44,345
this is the end of the road.
476
00:26:45,985 --> 00:26:48,663
You can't buy it, you can't race it,
477
00:26:48,665 --> 00:26:52,145
and these will be
my last 12 miles in it.
478
00:26:53,985 --> 00:26:58,385
Which is just long enough to
try and bag one more lap record.
479
00:26:59,945 --> 00:27:01,745
Here we go.
480
00:27:03,545 --> 00:27:07,143
ELECTRIC MOTOR WHINES
481
00:27:07,145 --> 00:27:09,425
TYRES RUMBLE ON KERB
482
00:27:13,705 --> 00:27:15,665
Wow!
483
00:27:23,225 --> 00:27:25,343
TYRES RUMBLE ON KERB
484
00:27:25,345 --> 00:27:28,425
ELECTRIC MOTOR WHINES
485
00:27:43,425 --> 00:27:45,825
Oh!
486
00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:50,265
What a machine,
it's so direct and accurate!
487
00:28:01,625 --> 00:28:03,623
BEEP
488
00:28:03,625 --> 00:28:04,865
Wow!
489
00:28:06,625 --> 00:28:08,823
I've never driven a car this fast.
490
00:28:08,825 --> 00:28:12,623
No. Nothing comes close.
491
00:28:12,625 --> 00:28:14,225
Nothing comes close.
492
00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:19,023
RADIO: OK, Chris. That was 1.39.19
493
00:28:19,025 --> 00:28:21,063
and box, box, please.
494
00:28:21,065 --> 00:28:24,065
Ohh-ohh! We're out of battery.
495
00:28:26,065 --> 00:28:28,383
And that, ultimately,
496
00:28:28,385 --> 00:28:30,585
is the paradox of this car.
497
00:28:31,985 --> 00:28:36,223
The IDR highlights what's possible
with electricity for speed,
498
00:28:36,225 --> 00:28:40,903
but at the same time highlights
all the limitations of range.
499
00:28:40,905 --> 00:28:44,023
And, yes, I know batteries are
becoming more efficient,
500
00:28:44,025 --> 00:28:47,223
but it's still going to be
a long, long time before
501
00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:49,063
you see something like this
502
00:28:49,065 --> 00:28:51,703
racing in something like
a 24-hour event
503
00:28:51,705 --> 00:28:55,343
unless you've got a very long
extension cable.
504
00:28:55,345 --> 00:28:59,583
The IDR is a mind-bendingly
fast machine, and I love it,
505
00:28:59,585 --> 00:29:01,985
it's amazing to drive...
506
00:29:04,105 --> 00:29:06,423
..but the future of motorsport?
507
00:29:06,425 --> 00:29:08,265
I'm not so sure.
508
00:29:13,425 --> 00:29:15,743
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
509
00:29:15,745 --> 00:29:18,183
That is a machine!
510
00:29:18,185 --> 00:29:19,663
Wow. Amazing.
511
00:29:19,665 --> 00:29:21,143
Oh!
512
00:29:21,145 --> 00:29:26,863
OK. That is the fastest car
I've ever driven bar none.
513
00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:29,663
It spends most of its time trying to
pull the skin off your face.
514
00:29:29,665 --> 00:29:34,183
It's that fast. Incredible thing. I
presume you did set the lap record?
515
00:29:34,185 --> 00:29:36,703
Uh...fourth. Fourth-fastest lap.
No? Yeah.
516
00:29:36,705 --> 00:29:39,663
But a bit more practice and
I reckon I'd have been in there
517
00:29:39,665 --> 00:29:42,543
with the fastest lap. Yeah,
but the trouble is, you can't do
518
00:29:42,545 --> 00:29:45,143
any more practice, cos you can
only do 12 miles on a charge.
519
00:29:45,145 --> 00:29:47,423
So negative!
That's a six-mile round trip,
520
00:29:47,425 --> 00:29:48,623
which is a bonus for me,
521
00:29:48,625 --> 00:29:51,063
cos Vernon Kay lives seven miles
away from me,
522
00:29:51,065 --> 00:29:53,063
so that's all right.
LAUGHTER
523
00:29:53,065 --> 00:29:55,703
Now, we really wanted to see
how fast the IDR would go
524
00:29:55,705 --> 00:29:58,103
round our track
in the hands of the Stig,
525
00:29:58,105 --> 00:30:00,223
but it's just too cold
and wet out there,
526
00:30:00,225 --> 00:30:03,383
so hopefully - hopefully -
in the summer. Fingers crossed.
527
00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:05,783
Moving on. Now it's time to meet
tonight's guest,
528
00:30:05,785 --> 00:30:08,183
who is YouTube legend KSI.
529
00:30:08,185 --> 00:30:11,583
Here's what happened when we met him
out on our track earlier today.
530
00:30:11,585 --> 00:30:13,745
Hello, JJ! Yo, what's up?
531
00:30:15,865 --> 00:30:18,983
How are you? Lovely day for it.
You all right? Lovely day for it.
532
00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:20,583
Welcome to Dunsfold,
533
00:30:20,585 --> 00:30:23,423
and this is the Airbag Challenge.
534
00:30:23,425 --> 00:30:25,343
Basically, we've got some goals,
535
00:30:25,345 --> 00:30:27,903
we've got a ball, we've got
some steering wheels.
536
00:30:27,905 --> 00:30:30,623
The object is,
you detonate the airbag
537
00:30:30,625 --> 00:30:32,863
and you score as many
goals as possible.
538
00:30:32,865 --> 00:30:35,063
OK. You're taking on Harris
or Flintoff.
539
00:30:35,065 --> 00:30:38,343
Who would you like to go against?
Um... Let's go for Flintoff.
540
00:30:38,345 --> 00:30:40,543
Get in there.
I take it you're in goal?
541
00:30:40,545 --> 00:30:42,663
Correct!
Oh, my word. Look at this.
542
00:30:42,665 --> 00:30:45,143
This is like summer to us
Lancashire lads.
543
00:30:45,145 --> 00:30:47,503
Let's look at the equipment.
Where's me gloves?
544
00:30:47,505 --> 00:30:49,223
Now, first things first.
545
00:30:49,225 --> 00:30:52,263
Not all airbags are the same, OK?
Some have double charges,
546
00:30:52,265 --> 00:30:54,583
some of them are old,
they're more violent,
547
00:30:54,585 --> 00:30:56,743
so you've got to choose,
looking at the brand... OK.
548
00:30:56,745 --> 00:30:59,103
..which one you think is going to
give you the biggest hit.
549
00:30:59,105 --> 00:31:01,543
Hopefully, you'll be able to smash
it straight through...
550
00:31:01,545 --> 00:31:04,623
What's he doing? Look at him. OK.
I think the guest should go first.
551
00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:07,423
Don't you, Fred? Yeah.
JJ, choose your quarry.
552
00:31:07,425 --> 00:31:10,103
The Mercedes. Go on, then.
OK, get in there.
553
00:31:10,105 --> 00:31:12,783
I think this'll do.
You've just gone for style.
554
00:31:12,785 --> 00:31:14,383
That's what you've gone for.
555
00:31:14,385 --> 00:31:16,103
Whew! Whoa.
556
00:31:16,105 --> 00:31:19,863
If it'll stay... There, perfect.
Now over to you, JJ.
557
00:31:19,865 --> 00:31:21,423
All right. Enjoy!
558
00:31:21,425 --> 00:31:22,983
Whoa!
559
00:31:22,985 --> 00:31:25,423
OTHERS LAUGH
560
00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:27,023
That was sick.
561
00:31:27,025 --> 00:31:29,505
That was sick. What is that?
562
00:31:30,585 --> 00:31:32,623
Jesus!
563
00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:34,423
It's about to get faster.
564
00:31:34,425 --> 00:31:36,703
Oh, God. I'm going big here, Paddy.
565
00:31:36,705 --> 00:31:38,743
Go on! I'm going for a Volvo!
566
00:31:38,745 --> 00:31:40,383
Oh, not the Volvo!
567
00:31:40,385 --> 00:31:42,623
The safest car in the world!
568
00:31:42,625 --> 00:31:44,423
CHRIS LAUGHS
569
00:31:44,425 --> 00:31:47,185
Oh, no! This is going to put you
through the net!
570
00:31:49,785 --> 00:31:52,783
Oh, my God! Wrong one!
571
00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:55,983
Flipping 'eck! You've gone into
the ground with it, son.
572
00:31:55,985 --> 00:31:57,983
You went into the ground.
I like it.
573
00:31:57,985 --> 00:31:59,903
I feel like we're not
even against each other.
574
00:31:59,905 --> 00:32:01,623
We're just against Paddy.
575
00:32:01,625 --> 00:32:04,103
JJ LAUGHS
JJ, your go.
576
00:32:04,105 --> 00:32:06,303
What do you think
about the Land Rover's?
577
00:32:06,305 --> 00:32:09,103
I was eyeing that one up as well.
Go on.
578
00:32:09,105 --> 00:32:10,463
What's that?
579
00:32:10,465 --> 00:32:12,143
Land Rover! Oh, God!
580
00:32:12,145 --> 00:32:15,423
That's got to be powerful!
581
00:32:15,425 --> 00:32:17,223
I'd put the brolly down, Paddy.
582
00:32:17,225 --> 00:32:19,183
Hang on,
this is where I'm going wrong.
583
00:32:19,185 --> 00:32:21,823
I've got to do a bit of this,
haven't I? Have yourself big.
584
00:32:21,825 --> 00:32:24,623
How are you feeling, Paddy?
Go on, take him. Take him.
585
00:32:24,625 --> 00:32:27,103
I am all over this. OK.
Well, you know where it's going,
586
00:32:27,105 --> 00:32:28,983
but can you save it?
587
00:32:28,985 --> 00:32:30,463
Three, two...
588
00:32:30,465 --> 00:32:32,183
Ohh!
589
00:32:32,185 --> 00:32:34,503
THEY ALL CHEER
590
00:32:34,505 --> 00:32:36,103
Come on, son!
591
00:32:36,105 --> 00:32:38,703
Get that on YouTube, son!
592
00:32:38,705 --> 00:32:41,143
Get in my back pocket, JJ!
593
00:32:41,145 --> 00:32:43,823
Yeah! Hey?
594
00:32:43,825 --> 00:32:45,503
Get me to the Staples Center.
595
00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:47,623
Bang-bang-bang! Bang! Bang!
596
00:32:47,625 --> 00:32:49,303
Ohh!
597
00:32:49,305 --> 00:32:51,063
Going Jaguar, Paddy.
598
00:32:51,065 --> 00:32:52,223
Oh.
599
00:32:52,225 --> 00:32:54,103
It's regal, it's stately.
600
00:32:54,105 --> 00:32:55,823
Just to recap, it's one-all,
601
00:32:55,825 --> 00:32:57,983
JJ has used his second go,
all right?
602
00:32:57,985 --> 00:33:01,503
So if you score this,
you have won the competition.
603
00:33:01,505 --> 00:33:03,783
Three, two, one...
604
00:33:03,785 --> 00:33:05,823
Ohh!
605
00:33:05,825 --> 00:33:09,063
No, I had my hands on it!
606
00:33:09,065 --> 00:33:11,425
Flipping 'eck.
607
00:33:14,505 --> 00:33:16,543
That went mad.
608
00:33:16,545 --> 00:33:18,945
I thought I'd got it over.
609
00:33:20,185 --> 00:33:22,743
The result is that Flintoff won.
610
00:33:22,745 --> 00:33:24,903
Oh, yeah. He did.
611
00:33:24,905 --> 00:33:27,383
There's no winners in that game,
is there?
612
00:33:27,385 --> 00:33:29,103
Let's be honest!
613
00:33:29,105 --> 00:33:30,905
CHEERING
614
00:33:33,305 --> 00:33:37,583
Please welcome YouTube sensation,
KSI!
615
00:33:37,585 --> 00:33:40,025
CHEERING
616
00:33:44,225 --> 00:33:45,825
Lovely stuff.
617
00:33:47,745 --> 00:33:49,463
Ohh!
618
00:33:49,465 --> 00:33:50,983
Wow.
619
00:33:50,985 --> 00:33:54,303
That was a bit sketchy for me
in there, let me tell you.
620
00:33:54,305 --> 00:33:56,063
That was very sketchy.
621
00:33:56,065 --> 00:33:58,143
JJ, look, you're a YouTube megastar,
622
00:33:58,145 --> 00:34:00,223
you've got a gazillion subscribers,
623
00:34:00,225 --> 00:34:01,943
you're a musician, you're a boxer,
624
00:34:01,945 --> 00:34:04,023
but it all started in your bedroom.
625
00:34:04,025 --> 00:34:06,303
Explain how it all come about.
626
00:34:06,305 --> 00:34:09,503
So, yeah, it kind of all started
with me just playing games -
627
00:34:09,505 --> 00:34:12,103
FIFA, Call Of Duty... Oh?
628
00:34:12,105 --> 00:34:14,583
I'm a COD man myself.
Oh, you like Call Of Duty?
629
00:34:14,585 --> 00:34:16,663
Oh, yeah. Even the new one?
630
00:34:16,665 --> 00:34:20,103
Well, I'm 46 now, but when it first
come out, I were all over it.
631
00:34:20,105 --> 00:34:24,103
OK. Yeah. And, yeah,
I kind of just went from that,
632
00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:25,783
did a few more things.
633
00:34:25,785 --> 00:34:29,383
Just opportunities came
and things just popped up
634
00:34:29,385 --> 00:34:31,023
and obviously with the internet,
635
00:34:31,025 --> 00:34:34,503
it's just a million miles an hour
and it's always just progressing,
636
00:34:34,505 --> 00:34:37,063
so I kind of just followed the tide.
637
00:34:37,065 --> 00:34:39,103
The main reason you're here is to
talk about cars,
638
00:34:39,105 --> 00:34:40,743
because you love cars, don't you?
639
00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:43,623
Yeah. I mean,
I used to have a Lamborghini.
640
00:34:43,625 --> 00:34:46,383
A very distinctive
Lamborghini Aventador.
641
00:34:46,385 --> 00:34:48,823
We've got a picture somewhere. Yeah.
642
00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:51,583
Ohh! Now, that is an eyeful.
643
00:34:51,585 --> 00:34:54,343
Will you look back and think,
"I might have gone a bit too far"?
644
00:34:54,345 --> 00:34:56,863
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Like, look at it.
645
00:34:56,865 --> 00:34:58,383
THEY LAUGH
646
00:34:58,385 --> 00:35:01,463
You also wrote a song
about the Lamborghini, didn't you?
647
00:35:01,465 --> 00:35:04,383
Let's just say, I was extremely
excited I got a Lamborghini
648
00:35:04,385 --> 00:35:06,863
that I thought,
"I have to make a song about it."
649
00:35:06,865 --> 00:35:08,303
How did it go?
650
00:35:08,305 --> 00:35:11,865
I just shouted,
"Lamborghini, Lamborghini!"
651
00:35:14,185 --> 00:35:17,303
We've got a little clip of it.
Let's have a look. Oh, God!
652
00:35:17,305 --> 00:35:20,063
# And I keep on winning
like I'm Mr Charlie Sheen
653
00:35:20,065 --> 00:35:21,503
# Lamborghini
654
00:35:21,505 --> 00:35:22,903
# La-Lamborghini
655
00:35:22,905 --> 00:35:25,543
# Bitch, I know you see me
in my Lamborghini
656
00:35:25,545 --> 00:35:28,343
# La-Lamborghini
La-Lamborghini
657
00:35:28,345 --> 00:35:31,385
# Ride so quick you would
think I'm Houdini. #
658
00:35:32,945 --> 00:35:34,343
Oh, yes!
659
00:35:34,345 --> 00:35:36,423
Wow. Yes! Wow.
660
00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:38,143
That was just every line!
661
00:35:38,145 --> 00:35:40,383
# Lamborghini!
662
00:35:40,385 --> 00:35:43,383
PADDY AND FREDDIE:
# La-Lamborghini! #
663
00:35:43,385 --> 00:35:45,183
I wrote one about my first car.
664
00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:46,583
You had a Lamborghini?
665
00:35:46,585 --> 00:35:47,943
# Red Escort! #
666
00:35:47,945 --> 00:35:49,543
It's not the same.
667
00:35:49,545 --> 00:35:52,023
When you're 21 and you can buy
a Lamborghini,
668
00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:53,703
you can do what you want, mate.
669
00:35:53,705 --> 00:35:55,583
Fair play. Thank you.
670
00:35:55,585 --> 00:35:58,943
When did the music career properly
start taking off, though?
671
00:35:58,945 --> 00:36:01,263
Um...when I released that track!
672
00:36:01,265 --> 00:36:03,463
Really? It went from there?
Yeah. After that?!
673
00:36:03,465 --> 00:36:05,303
Yeah, after that.
674
00:36:05,305 --> 00:36:07,863
What are you trying to say?!
675
00:36:07,865 --> 00:36:12,303
I recently released a song with
Rick Ross and Lil Baby. Wow.
676
00:36:12,305 --> 00:36:16,503
Down Like That, so this was
my ring-walk song to my fight
677
00:36:16,505 --> 00:36:18,583
against Logan Paul.
678
00:36:18,585 --> 00:36:20,983
That fight was massive.
679
00:36:20,985 --> 00:36:23,263
Yeah. I mean, literally,
it had more eyes on it
680
00:36:23,265 --> 00:36:25,063
than AJ's last fight, really. Yeah.
681
00:36:25,065 --> 00:36:28,143
I mean, were you surprised by
how many people came out to watch
682
00:36:28,145 --> 00:36:30,103
and get behind it? Um...
683
00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:32,063
Not really.
684
00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:34,903
I like that. No!
685
00:36:34,905 --> 00:36:38,743
No. I think it's because,
obviously, with the last fight,
686
00:36:38,745 --> 00:36:41,063
it was so big
and it was so huge. Yeah.
687
00:36:41,065 --> 00:36:44,623
We didn't have as much mainstream
press as we did with this one,
688
00:36:44,625 --> 00:36:46,223
so I knew this one would be bigger
689
00:36:46,225 --> 00:36:48,583
and, you know, just everywhere.
690
00:36:48,585 --> 00:36:51,143
Was there proper aggro?
Was there proper needle? Come on?
691
00:36:51,145 --> 00:36:52,903
Oh, yeah, no, I hate him. Yeah.
692
00:36:52,905 --> 00:36:55,263
Literally, I hate
everything about him. Yeah.
693
00:36:55,265 --> 00:36:57,943
So... A lot of people thought
we were friends behind the scenes,
694
00:36:57,945 --> 00:36:59,503
and everything. No!
695
00:36:59,505 --> 00:37:01,743
Fred's done a bit of...
You went pro?
696
00:37:01,745 --> 00:37:05,063
Yeah. I don't bang on about it,
but I'm undefeated. Yeah, yeah.
697
00:37:05,065 --> 00:37:07,265
I've seen you! Thank you.
698
00:37:10,185 --> 00:37:12,623
I've seen you... I've seen you box.
699
00:37:12,625 --> 00:37:16,303
It's interesting. Oh-oh! Ohh!
700
00:37:16,305 --> 00:37:17,783
Love it!
701
00:37:17,785 --> 00:37:20,065
Yeah. I'll take you, son.
702
00:37:22,505 --> 00:37:24,705
There is something starting here.
703
00:37:26,505 --> 00:37:28,143
So, got a little idea.
704
00:37:28,145 --> 00:37:31,503
Let's have a punch-off.
Are you up for it, JJ?
705
00:37:31,505 --> 00:37:34,183
Oh, I'm very up for it.
Punch-off! Come on, over here.
706
00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:35,945
Come with me. Here we go.
707
00:37:39,265 --> 00:37:40,665
All right.
708
00:37:43,905 --> 00:37:45,705
Right.
709
00:37:47,985 --> 00:37:51,103
So... JJ, I'm going
to talk you through the rules,
710
00:37:51,105 --> 00:37:53,905
cos it's pretty technical, this.
JJ LAUGHS
711
00:37:55,385 --> 00:37:56,983
Punch here. OK.
712
00:37:56,985 --> 00:37:58,503
Off you go.
713
00:37:58,505 --> 00:38:00,863
Oh, is that it? That's it.
Sounds good.
714
00:38:00,865 --> 00:38:03,143
OK. All right.
715
00:38:03,145 --> 00:38:04,623
PADDY CHUCKLES
716
00:38:04,625 --> 00:38:06,183
A lot of pressure with this one.
717
00:38:06,185 --> 00:38:07,983
Imagine that as Logan Paul's head.
718
00:38:07,985 --> 00:38:09,305
Oh, mate!
719
00:38:10,665 --> 00:38:12,305
All right.
720
00:38:14,825 --> 00:38:18,183
Oh...
721
00:38:18,185 --> 00:38:19,463
Oh!
722
00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:22,545
Oh, OK. I'll take that. Oh!
723
00:38:23,785 --> 00:38:25,423
Ohh!
724
00:38:25,425 --> 00:38:26,503
Go on, big Fred!
725
00:38:26,505 --> 00:38:27,703
Go on.
726
00:38:27,705 --> 00:38:29,785
Go on, big Fred.
727
00:38:31,705 --> 00:38:33,903
Go on! Ohh...
728
00:38:33,905 --> 00:38:36,183
I'm not sure it was his best effort.
That was good.
729
00:38:36,185 --> 00:38:38,143
Oh, it's...
730
00:38:38,145 --> 00:38:40,785
CHEERING DROWNS SPEECH
731
00:38:43,305 --> 00:38:45,383
We have our winner.
732
00:38:45,385 --> 00:38:46,983
Ohh!
733
00:38:46,985 --> 00:38:48,945
We have to fight now!
734
00:38:54,585 --> 00:38:56,023
Oh!
735
00:38:56,025 --> 00:38:57,745
Oh...
736
00:38:59,465 --> 00:39:02,503
Right, JJ, time to
get down to the proper business -
737
00:39:02,505 --> 00:39:04,903
the lap in our Reasonably Fast Car.
738
00:39:04,905 --> 00:39:07,503
The weather out there is so bad.
Ridiculous.
739
00:39:07,505 --> 00:39:08,983
How did it go?
740
00:39:08,985 --> 00:39:11,503
It was, like, pouring.
741
00:39:11,505 --> 00:39:13,023
Proper pouring,
742
00:39:13,025 --> 00:39:15,545
as if God just hated me.
743
00:39:17,025 --> 00:39:19,463
So, I mean, hopefully,
on the leaderboard,
744
00:39:19,465 --> 00:39:22,063
you put "vw" instead of just "w"?
745
00:39:22,065 --> 00:39:24,423
It'll be "monsoon", or something.
746
00:39:24,425 --> 00:39:26,823
Having seen you punch,
I'll not argue with you!
747
00:39:26,825 --> 00:39:29,183
All right.
Who wants to see JJ's lap?
748
00:39:29,185 --> 00:39:30,783
Yes, come on.
AUDIENCE CHEERS
749
00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:32,385
Let's have a look.
750
00:39:33,545 --> 00:39:35,863
Yeah, it's monsoon conditions.
751
00:39:35,865 --> 00:39:38,103
OK. This is it. This is it.
752
00:39:38,105 --> 00:39:40,823
That is horrendous.
That's really wet.
753
00:39:40,825 --> 00:39:42,143
Into the first corner, then.
754
00:39:42,145 --> 00:39:43,663
Neat and tidy.
755
00:39:43,665 --> 00:39:45,863
Good control. Bit of oversteer.
756
00:39:45,865 --> 00:39:47,303
Did you put the lock on? Whoo!
757
00:39:47,305 --> 00:39:48,583
All right, baby.
758
00:39:48,585 --> 00:39:50,263
I think that's a good turn.
759
00:39:50,265 --> 00:39:51,543
Yeah, OK.
760
00:39:51,545 --> 00:39:53,903
Oh. Oh. Oh. We're into Chicago
761
00:39:53,905 --> 00:39:55,903
but we've almost lost
where the white line is
762
00:39:55,905 --> 00:39:58,703
because it's so wet you couldn't
see the white line. OK. I've...
763
00:39:58,705 --> 00:39:59,825
Yeah.
764
00:40:02,425 --> 00:40:04,905
And...brake...
765
00:40:06,065 --> 00:40:08,543
Oh, it's so hard to see.
766
00:40:08,545 --> 00:40:11,545
Now, the Hammerhead in these
conditions, you can't see a thing.
767
00:40:12,985 --> 00:40:15,143
That's a good line, though.
That's a good line.
768
00:40:15,145 --> 00:40:17,543
Tinie Tempah didn't have to
deal with this.
769
00:40:17,545 --> 00:40:20,583
Right, now we're rolling through
the follow-through.
770
00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:22,463
This is a good, clean lap.
771
00:40:22,465 --> 00:40:23,943
I'm panicking, panicking.
772
00:40:23,945 --> 00:40:25,863
Oh... Oh... BLEEP.
773
00:40:25,865 --> 00:40:28,105
CHRIS GUFFAWS
774
00:40:30,265 --> 00:40:32,943
OK. We're good, we're good.
This is fine.
775
00:40:32,945 --> 00:40:36,383
Doesn't sound it.
I'm the fastest YouTuber doing this!
776
00:40:36,385 --> 00:40:39,703
Now you've got to spot your turn
into second-to-last.
777
00:40:39,705 --> 00:40:43,103
I mean, I'm the only YouTuber
that's done this!
778
00:40:43,105 --> 00:40:44,463
Now, this bit's slippery.
779
00:40:44,465 --> 00:40:46,623
The most difficult
part of the track. Now Gambon.
780
00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:48,103
A little bit wide.
781
00:40:48,105 --> 00:40:49,663
And over the line.
782
00:40:49,665 --> 00:40:51,823
That is a good effort.
That's all right.
783
00:40:51,825 --> 00:40:53,223
Jeez! The weather.
784
00:40:53,225 --> 00:40:55,543
Very good. Good effort. Very good.
785
00:40:55,545 --> 00:40:57,743
It was horrible.
786
00:40:57,745 --> 00:41:01,063
That's...
That's tricky conditions.
787
00:41:01,065 --> 00:41:03,503
Fair play for even
staying on the black stuff.
788
00:41:03,505 --> 00:41:05,143
All things considered...
789
00:41:05,145 --> 00:41:07,503
..where do you think you're going
to be on our board?
790
00:41:07,505 --> 00:41:10,063
I really hope I've beaten Tinie.
791
00:41:10,065 --> 00:41:12,783
Where's Tinie? He's just there...
Oh, 1.50.4. Yeah.
792
00:41:12,785 --> 00:41:14,703
He's got a "wet" as well. Yeah.
793
00:41:14,705 --> 00:41:17,463
I'm not sure how wet it was.
We might need new designations.
794
00:41:17,465 --> 00:41:20,703
Are you saying "vw"?
I think "vw" for me, for sure.
795
00:41:20,705 --> 00:41:22,543
Do you want to find out?
796
00:41:22,545 --> 00:41:24,423
Oh, yeah. Oh... OK.
797
00:41:24,425 --> 00:41:25,743
JJ LAUGHS
798
00:41:25,745 --> 00:41:27,823
Ooh! Don't do that!
799
00:41:27,825 --> 00:41:29,463
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
800
00:41:29,465 --> 00:41:31,463
KSI... Uh-huh?
801
00:41:31,465 --> 00:41:33,863
..I can tell you... Oh, gosh.
802
00:41:33,865 --> 00:41:37,023
..you went round...
In two minutes!
803
00:41:37,025 --> 00:41:38,503
No, it's starts with a 1.
804
00:41:38,505 --> 00:41:39,823
Oh, wow. OK.
805
00:41:39,825 --> 00:41:41,263
1...
806
00:41:41,265 --> 00:41:42,623
..50... OK!
807
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:43,863
Wait. Oh, no.
808
00:41:43,865 --> 00:41:47,063
There's no way, there's no way.
..3... Oh!
809
00:41:47,065 --> 00:41:49,423
..point 9!
810
00:41:49,425 --> 00:41:51,503
Oh, OK.
811
00:41:51,505 --> 00:41:53,383
I'll take that.
812
00:41:53,385 --> 00:41:55,223
It was proper wet. I'll take that.
813
00:41:55,225 --> 00:41:58,183
But...you've got your "vw"!
814
00:41:58,185 --> 00:42:00,383
VW! Very wet.
815
00:42:00,385 --> 00:42:03,745
Give it up for KSI, everybody!
816
00:42:05,945 --> 00:42:07,663
Oh, man. Thank you, guys.
817
00:42:07,665 --> 00:42:09,745
Thank you.
818
00:42:11,945 --> 00:42:15,263
Right, time to get back to
our Yorkshire road trip,
819
00:42:15,265 --> 00:42:18,785
where us and our sports cars
were about to get company.
820
00:42:21,265 --> 00:42:24,383
The second day with our
sports cars - and the Portofino -
821
00:42:24,385 --> 00:42:29,023
and we'd been told to meet up at 9am
sharp on the outskirts of York
822
00:42:29,025 --> 00:42:30,903
for a race.
823
00:42:30,905 --> 00:42:32,903
And while waiting to find out
824
00:42:32,905 --> 00:42:35,343
exactly what sort of race
it would be,
825
00:42:35,345 --> 00:42:37,585
we came up with one of our own.
826
00:42:40,305 --> 00:42:43,465
Three, two, one, go!
827
00:42:46,145 --> 00:42:47,663
Oh.
828
00:42:47,665 --> 00:42:49,185
Fast.
829
00:42:51,065 --> 00:42:54,463
Lads, I don't think this is really
fair, cos I'm actually lying
830
00:42:54,465 --> 00:42:56,423
in the back seat.
831
00:42:56,425 --> 00:42:58,343
I don't know if I can
reach the wheel.
832
00:42:58,345 --> 00:43:01,863
I might open my mouth
and get the teeth involved.
833
00:43:01,865 --> 00:43:03,663
Oh, very fast.
834
00:43:03,665 --> 00:43:06,023
Flintoff, you're not
even on the seat!
835
00:43:06,025 --> 00:43:07,903
It's not going any further.
You're a cheat.
836
00:43:07,905 --> 00:43:10,223
It doesn't go any further.
HORN BEEPS
837
00:43:10,225 --> 00:43:12,063
It's done it!
838
00:43:12,065 --> 00:43:13,703
This test is flawed.
839
00:43:13,705 --> 00:43:16,863
Another win for the mighty
Portofino, then!
840
00:43:16,865 --> 00:43:18,543
Oh, hello. Hello.
841
00:43:18,545 --> 00:43:20,143
Thank you.
842
00:43:20,145 --> 00:43:22,543
Uh...
843
00:43:22,545 --> 00:43:24,023
Challenge. Yes!
844
00:43:24,025 --> 00:43:28,823
"You will now drive 100 miles to
Cadwell Park racetrack..." Ooh!
845
00:43:28,825 --> 00:43:31,743
"..where you will race to complete
as many laps as possible
846
00:43:31,745 --> 00:43:34,783
"before the clock strikes 12." Oh!
847
00:43:34,785 --> 00:43:37,583
"And to celebrate 100 years
of the sports car,
848
00:43:37,585 --> 00:43:41,943
"you must navigate there
the old-fashioned way. No sat navs,
849
00:43:41,945 --> 00:43:44,905
"just a map and a co-driver."
850
00:43:46,665 --> 00:43:48,903
Makes sense.
851
00:43:48,905 --> 00:43:52,143
It didn't, because while McGuinness
had been given racing driver
852
00:43:52,145 --> 00:43:53,903
Sabine Schmitz...
853
00:43:53,905 --> 00:43:56,383
Hi. Sabine! How are you?
854
00:43:56,385 --> 00:44:00,943
..and Harris had been given
racing driver Damon Hill...
855
00:44:00,945 --> 00:44:05,183
Ahh! Right... Well, I think
they call that a dream team!
856
00:44:05,185 --> 00:44:09,223
..I had been landed with
racing driver...the Stig.
857
00:44:09,225 --> 00:44:11,863
You're the co-driver, mate.
858
00:44:11,865 --> 00:44:13,865
No...
859
00:44:17,665 --> 00:44:20,023
He's going to struggle there.
860
00:44:20,025 --> 00:44:21,903
You're in there.
861
00:44:21,905 --> 00:44:23,343
I'm driving.
862
00:44:23,345 --> 00:44:26,345
So, leaving Flintoff
to sort that out...
863
00:44:27,985 --> 00:44:29,503
..we got a head start.
864
00:44:29,505 --> 00:44:30,983
We're off.
865
00:44:30,985 --> 00:44:33,385
He's gone already. Shall we go?
866
00:44:34,705 --> 00:44:36,863
Oh, he's gone as well.
867
00:44:36,865 --> 00:44:38,745
Do you want to...
868
00:44:42,265 --> 00:44:44,105
..open the map, please?
869
00:44:46,465 --> 00:44:49,383
Now, Cadwell Park racetrack was
about 100 miles to the south,
870
00:44:49,385 --> 00:44:50,983
in Lincolnshire,
871
00:44:50,985 --> 00:44:54,303
and with the winner of our little
race being the car to complete
872
00:44:54,305 --> 00:44:56,703
the most laps of the circuit
by midday,
873
00:44:56,705 --> 00:44:58,823
choosing the fastest route
to get there
874
00:44:58,825 --> 00:45:01,543
would be a big piece of
the puzzle.
875
00:45:01,545 --> 00:45:05,543
Where are we going?
Follow the signs to 1079. OK.
876
00:45:05,545 --> 00:45:08,183
Then we're going round
the outskirts of York.
877
00:45:08,185 --> 00:45:09,943
We want to go to the right,
don't we?
878
00:45:09,945 --> 00:45:12,183
Are you sure about this?
Yeah, we go left. Yeah, OK.
879
00:45:12,185 --> 00:45:14,543
There we go, there we go.
There we go.
880
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:17,663
1079, Hull. Never in doubt, Damon,
never in doubt.
881
00:45:17,665 --> 00:45:19,145
I've still got it.
882
00:45:20,785 --> 00:45:23,463
Worryingly, Hill had
brought his game face,
883
00:45:23,465 --> 00:45:25,103
and over in my car,
884
00:45:25,105 --> 00:45:28,423
it turned out that Sabine WAS
used to reading maps...
885
00:45:28,425 --> 00:45:30,785
A1237? Yeah!
886
00:45:32,105 --> 00:45:35,543
..she just wasn't used to
reading them in a car.
887
00:45:35,545 --> 00:45:37,943
I make it like in the helicopter.
888
00:45:37,945 --> 00:45:39,783
I twist the car...
889
00:45:39,785 --> 00:45:41,503
..so we are coming here.
890
00:45:41,505 --> 00:45:43,223
So we go that way.
891
00:45:43,225 --> 00:45:46,583
You're doing it like
we're in a helicopter? Yeah.
892
00:45:46,585 --> 00:45:47,903
Right, OK.
893
00:45:47,905 --> 00:45:52,103
Still, at least
my co-driver was talking.
894
00:45:52,105 --> 00:45:54,623
Come on, give me something.
895
00:45:54,625 --> 00:45:56,983
Stig, I've got no idea where to go.
896
00:45:56,985 --> 00:45:59,383
I don't care if you don't speak,
897
00:45:59,385 --> 00:46:01,585
just direct me to Cadwell Park.
898
00:46:03,985 --> 00:46:08,583
Suffice to say, Team 911 had had
the best possible start...
899
00:46:08,585 --> 00:46:11,023
We're flying along.
We really are.
900
00:46:11,025 --> 00:46:14,465
..because with Flintoff still
working on HIS communication...
901
00:46:16,025 --> 00:46:19,783
..and McGuinness and Schmitz
still working on theirs...
902
00:46:19,785 --> 00:46:22,743
Straight on, do you think?
Uh...
903
00:46:22,745 --> 00:46:24,463
I have no idea!
904
00:46:24,465 --> 00:46:29,265
..I was busy benefitting from
Damon's legendary F1 mind-set.
905
00:46:30,625 --> 00:46:32,223
So, when leading a race,
906
00:46:32,225 --> 00:46:35,743
and they put out the
ten-laps-to-go board,
907
00:46:35,745 --> 00:46:39,663
you get anxious, so I used to add
another ten laps on the race.
908
00:46:39,665 --> 00:46:43,223
Ah! So I put that out my mind -
it's not actually ten laps to go,
909
00:46:43,225 --> 00:46:44,543
it's 20... So, figuratively,
910
00:46:44,545 --> 00:46:46,943
you think we're driving to
Silverstone right now,
911
00:46:46,945 --> 00:46:48,463
so that when we get to
Cadwell...
912
00:46:48,465 --> 00:46:51,303
Cadwell is not the end of our
journey. It's just a way point.
913
00:46:51,305 --> 00:46:53,063
And for very different reasons,
914
00:46:53,065 --> 00:46:56,463
Cadwell didn't look like it would be
the end of our journey either.
915
00:46:56,465 --> 00:46:58,543
Can you see Thirsk on there?
916
00:46:58,545 --> 00:47:00,823
We're 20 miles away from Thirsk.
917
00:47:00,825 --> 00:47:02,623
There's nothing on my map!
918
00:47:02,625 --> 00:47:04,263
Nothing on...
919
00:47:04,265 --> 00:47:07,943
That's the bloody hotel
we've just come out of! What?!
920
00:47:07,945 --> 00:47:11,185
You've drove us all the way back to
where we started!
921
00:47:12,905 --> 00:47:14,423
SHE SHRIEKS
922
00:47:14,425 --> 00:47:15,943
Oh, my God!
923
00:47:15,945 --> 00:47:18,583
Yep,
a good 20-odd minutes into the race
924
00:47:18,585 --> 00:47:21,583
and we just re-crossed
the start line.
925
00:47:21,585 --> 00:47:23,423
How is that even possible?!
926
00:47:23,425 --> 00:47:26,063
And since the other two were
heading cross country,
927
00:47:26,065 --> 00:47:27,983
our only hope of catching up now
928
00:47:27,985 --> 00:47:30,423
was to try to find the motorway,
929
00:47:30,425 --> 00:47:33,023
a bit further round but, hopefully,
930
00:47:33,025 --> 00:47:34,625
a bit quicker too.
931
00:47:36,145 --> 00:47:37,663
Over in the Aston, meanwhile,
932
00:47:37,665 --> 00:47:41,503
Flintoff was trying
a new approach of tone.
933
00:47:41,505 --> 00:47:43,143
You know what, Stig?
934
00:47:43,145 --> 00:47:45,583
Everyone thinks,
"Oh, he's a sportsman,
935
00:47:45,585 --> 00:47:47,063
"a competitor, he wins things."
936
00:47:47,065 --> 00:47:48,743
I don't win anything.
937
00:47:48,745 --> 00:47:50,503
I keep getting beat
by Paddy McGuinness.
938
00:47:50,505 --> 00:47:51,663
You know how hard that is?
939
00:47:51,665 --> 00:47:54,503
I've got to stand there
and look as if I'm not bothered.
940
00:47:54,505 --> 00:47:56,903
"Oh, yeah, brilliant."
No, Stig, it hurts.
941
00:47:56,905 --> 00:47:58,343
I've got feelings too.
942
00:47:58,345 --> 00:47:59,983
I'm not made of wood.
943
00:47:59,985 --> 00:48:02,423
If you cut me, I bleed.
944
00:48:02,425 --> 00:48:05,703
And then things got even weirder.
945
00:48:05,705 --> 00:48:07,983
Do you want to talk?
946
00:48:07,985 --> 00:48:09,703
We're in the trust tree here.
947
00:48:09,705 --> 00:48:11,583
This is the trust car.
948
00:48:11,585 --> 00:48:14,425
The Aston Martin
is a safe place for us.
949
00:48:15,865 --> 00:48:18,063
I've seen what they've done to you
over the years,
950
00:48:18,065 --> 00:48:22,063
and I'm sure it's taken its toll.
You know?
951
00:48:22,065 --> 00:48:25,465
# Hello darkness, my old friend
952
00:48:27,105 --> 00:48:29,503
# I've come to talk with you
again... #
953
00:48:29,505 --> 00:48:31,583
I've been through the same things.
954
00:48:31,585 --> 00:48:35,823
# ..Because a vision softly creeping
955
00:48:35,825 --> 00:48:39,423
# Left its seeds
while I was sleeping... #
956
00:48:39,425 --> 00:48:41,423
Please, can you just help me?
Just help me.
957
00:48:41,425 --> 00:48:43,265
That's all I'm after.
958
00:48:45,865 --> 00:48:47,545
INDICATOR CLICKS
959
00:48:48,905 --> 00:48:50,543
Thank you.
960
00:48:50,545 --> 00:48:52,823
Thank you very much.
961
00:48:52,825 --> 00:48:54,503
Breakthrough!
962
00:48:54,505 --> 00:48:56,383
The Aston was getting
back in the game
963
00:48:56,385 --> 00:48:58,583
and it was time to start
reeling in Harris,
964
00:48:58,585 --> 00:49:00,423
who'd just reached the Humber Bridge
965
00:49:00,425 --> 00:49:03,225
and was getting overenthusiastic!
966
00:49:06,105 --> 00:49:08,263
Shall we try launch control
away from here?
967
00:49:08,265 --> 00:49:10,903
I think you...
If you feel you...
968
00:49:10,905 --> 00:49:13,383
Hello. Thank you.
969
00:49:13,385 --> 00:49:16,303
..you want to do that. I might give
you a bit of launch control, Damon.
970
00:49:16,305 --> 00:49:19,023
OK. Um... No!
971
00:49:19,025 --> 00:49:21,583
Meanwhile, over in the Portofino...
972
00:49:21,585 --> 00:49:24,023
Hold on to your Schnitzels!
973
00:49:24,025 --> 00:49:26,063
Here we go! Agh!
974
00:49:26,065 --> 00:49:27,903
HE CHUCKLES
975
00:49:27,905 --> 00:49:29,383
We'd hit the motorway,
976
00:49:29,385 --> 00:49:32,663
and we were now making
proper progress.
977
00:49:32,665 --> 00:49:35,143
We are on it! Ohh!
978
00:49:35,145 --> 00:49:37,463
Ah! This is good!
979
00:49:37,465 --> 00:49:39,863
And a little way up the road,
980
00:49:39,865 --> 00:49:44,463
Harris was talking Team 911
into a very bad decision.
981
00:49:44,465 --> 00:49:47,663
We might need a full tank
if we're going to go flat out
982
00:49:47,665 --> 00:49:49,743
on the track. I'm worried.
Services in half a mile.
983
00:49:49,745 --> 00:49:53,863
How long are we going to go for?
We'll be going for quite a while.
984
00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:56,305
I think we'll do most of a tank.
985
00:49:57,785 --> 00:49:59,103
M18 south there.
986
00:49:59,105 --> 00:50:01,143
That's us! Ja!
987
00:50:01,145 --> 00:50:02,903
Yay-hey-hey!
988
00:50:02,905 --> 00:50:04,663
We are on it!
989
00:50:04,665 --> 00:50:08,303
You're going to do the last stint,
so jump in, get ready to go,
990
00:50:08,305 --> 00:50:10,665
get your driving position
sorted out.
991
00:50:11,825 --> 00:50:13,145
Right, come on.
992
00:50:14,585 --> 00:50:17,303
Are you ready to go? We've got to
literally go the moment...
993
00:50:17,305 --> 00:50:19,383
I think we're waiting for you.
994
00:50:19,385 --> 00:50:23,143
So an hour-and-a-half to go
until midday,
995
00:50:23,145 --> 00:50:26,983
and with Paddy and Sabine making
rapid progress on the motorway,
996
00:50:26,985 --> 00:50:30,145
Harris and Hill's fuel stop was
costing them time.
997
00:50:31,825 --> 00:50:34,823
Cadwell Park was now less
than 40 miles away
998
00:50:34,825 --> 00:50:36,785
and we weren't far behind.
999
00:50:41,185 --> 00:50:44,183
Here we go, the Humber Bridge.
Look at this. Look out the windows.
1000
00:50:44,185 --> 00:50:45,783
What a view!
1001
00:50:45,785 --> 00:50:48,663
What a piece of engineering this is.
1002
00:50:48,665 --> 00:50:50,743
This is a treat, innit?
1003
00:50:50,745 --> 00:50:52,183
Better still,
1004
00:50:52,185 --> 00:50:54,143
back on the road in the Porsche,
1005
00:50:54,145 --> 00:50:57,063
Harris had taken over the map.
1006
00:50:57,065 --> 00:50:59,063
It's a right, right, right.
1007
00:50:59,065 --> 00:51:01,383
Not here. Not here?
1008
00:51:01,385 --> 00:51:02,945
No. I don't think that's...
1009
00:51:04,665 --> 00:51:06,623
Oh, bloody hell.
That was it, I think.
1010
00:51:06,625 --> 00:51:09,623
It was... Yeah, that was it.
That was it. Down here, U-turn.
1011
00:51:09,625 --> 00:51:11,863
U-turn? I was expecting a roundabout
1012
00:51:11,865 --> 00:51:15,823
and it wasn't. It was a right,
right, right. Seriously?
1013
00:51:15,825 --> 00:51:18,623
With Hill's opinion of Harris
dropping like a stone,
1014
00:51:18,625 --> 00:51:20,783
the race was on.
1015
00:51:20,785 --> 00:51:22,743
Welcome to Lincolnshire.
1016
00:51:22,745 --> 00:51:25,863
We're doing all right. We're doing
all right, aren't we, Stig?
1017
00:51:25,865 --> 00:51:28,383
Humberside! Oh, Sabine,
you're on it now.
1018
00:51:28,385 --> 00:51:31,305
You're good.
I learned to read this BLEEP.
1019
00:51:35,865 --> 00:51:38,903
If we lose this race
by a matter of seconds,
1020
00:51:38,905 --> 00:51:40,463
who will you blame?
1021
00:51:40,465 --> 00:51:42,103
ENGINE ROARS
1022
00:51:42,105 --> 00:51:43,505
Damon!
1023
00:51:45,305 --> 00:51:47,143
Oh, it's so tense.
1024
00:51:47,145 --> 00:51:52,703
But despite my iffy directions,
Team 911 was about to hit...
1025
00:51:52,705 --> 00:51:54,583
..Cadwell Park.
1026
00:51:54,585 --> 00:51:56,983
Yes! There's no way
they've beaten us here.
1027
00:51:56,985 --> 00:51:58,025
No way.
1028
00:52:00,385 --> 00:52:02,423
Nicknamed the mini-Nurburgring,
1029
00:52:02,425 --> 00:52:07,623
this is one of the finest, most
challenging racetracks in Britain.
1030
00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:13,143
A 2.2-mile tarmac roller-coaster
that'll stretch any sports car
1031
00:52:13,145 --> 00:52:16,665
and its driver
to their absolute limit.
1032
00:52:17,745 --> 00:52:20,943
And with just under half an hour
to go till midday,
1033
00:52:20,945 --> 00:52:25,063
it was time to start
putting in some laps.
1034
00:52:25,065 --> 00:52:26,743
Do your strap up.
1035
00:52:26,745 --> 00:52:28,225
I'm doing it up.
1036
00:52:31,305 --> 00:52:33,063
Wow. Look at this.
1037
00:52:33,065 --> 00:52:34,743
I'm with Damon.
1038
00:52:34,745 --> 00:52:36,465
Silky smooth.
1039
00:52:37,865 --> 00:52:39,465
We're on it.
1040
00:52:40,585 --> 00:52:42,863
Where are we going now?
1041
00:52:42,865 --> 00:52:48,743
I think now it's probably time
for the big boys to take over.
1042
00:52:48,745 --> 00:52:51,543
You're a lovely chap,
and everything,
1043
00:52:51,545 --> 00:52:53,585
don't take it the wrong way, but...
1044
00:52:55,465 --> 00:52:57,103
Thank God he's gone.
1045
00:52:57,105 --> 00:52:58,905
Damon's taken over.
1046
00:53:02,905 --> 00:53:04,425
Ha-ha-ha!
1047
00:53:10,865 --> 00:53:14,143
So Harris and Hill
were up and running.
1048
00:53:14,145 --> 00:53:15,945
I haven't lost a bit of it.
1049
00:53:16,945 --> 00:53:18,663
But then, hot on their heels,
1050
00:53:18,665 --> 00:53:20,385
we reached the track.
1051
00:53:21,865 --> 00:53:24,225
There's a second engine sound.
1052
00:53:26,305 --> 00:53:29,025
And Stig had one more direction
to give.
1053
00:53:30,465 --> 00:53:32,983
Oh, you're on this, aren't you?
1054
00:53:32,985 --> 00:53:34,823
Here he comes. Who's driving?
1055
00:53:34,825 --> 00:53:37,223
Good God, Lurch is driving.
1056
00:53:37,225 --> 00:53:39,065
You're in, Stig.
1057
00:53:40,465 --> 00:53:41,903
Woohoo!
1058
00:53:41,905 --> 00:53:43,343
So, hold on a minute.
1059
00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:45,983
See you later. What...?
We're going out there, Chris.
1060
00:53:45,985 --> 00:53:48,623
I thought you were a man of pride!
I thought you had some pride!
1061
00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:51,585
You got Damon Hill!
He's better than you! See you!
1062
00:54:00,465 --> 00:54:03,745
I'd say that was
a confident pit exit.
1063
00:54:07,305 --> 00:54:09,583
Let's chase that Porsche down.
1064
00:54:09,585 --> 00:54:11,425
Now the race was on.
1065
00:54:13,665 --> 00:54:15,383
Ohh...
1066
00:54:15,385 --> 00:54:17,183
Oops. Too much kerb.
1067
00:54:17,185 --> 00:54:18,983
Steady on, Hill.
1068
00:54:18,985 --> 00:54:20,305
Go on, Damon.
1069
00:54:21,545 --> 00:54:23,025
He's on it as well.
1070
00:54:24,465 --> 00:54:26,305
Oh! Oh, sideways.
1071
00:54:32,425 --> 00:54:34,545
TYRES SCREECH
1072
00:54:36,905 --> 00:54:39,543
Hill and Stig were pushing hard.
1073
00:54:39,545 --> 00:54:41,225
Go on, Damon.
1074
00:54:42,905 --> 00:54:44,663
FREDDIE CHUCKLES
1075
00:54:44,665 --> 00:54:47,423
But while the fight between the
sports cars was well under way
1076
00:54:47,425 --> 00:54:49,903
on track,
unfortunately for McGuinness,
1077
00:54:49,905 --> 00:54:53,023
the grand tourer was still...
1078
00:54:53,025 --> 00:54:54,383
..grand touring.
1079
00:54:54,385 --> 00:54:58,065
Do you think we've gone past it?
Uh...
1080
00:54:59,505 --> 00:55:01,623
I can't see anything racetrack-y.
1081
00:55:01,625 --> 00:55:03,503
No.
1082
00:55:03,505 --> 00:55:04,943
I could.
1083
00:55:04,945 --> 00:55:06,463
Go on, Stig, give it some stick!
1084
00:55:06,465 --> 00:55:07,903
Come on, the Stig!
1085
00:55:07,905 --> 00:55:09,903
And with the laps piling on...
1086
00:55:09,905 --> 00:55:11,423
Getting a bit slippery now.
1087
00:55:11,425 --> 00:55:12,903
Tyres going off.
1088
00:55:12,905 --> 00:55:15,585
..it looked like Damon
might be slowing down.
1089
00:55:19,985 --> 00:55:21,623
Bit of understeer there.
1090
00:55:21,625 --> 00:55:24,983
Right, let's see
if Chris can do better than that.
1091
00:55:24,985 --> 00:55:27,905
He'll be hard pushed to improve
on Hill.
1092
00:55:29,105 --> 00:55:30,745
Oi, Damon!
1093
00:55:32,185 --> 00:55:34,183
An unscheduled pit stop.
1094
00:55:34,185 --> 00:55:36,663
I think I've left some
tyres for you!
1095
00:55:36,665 --> 00:55:38,063
Thank you.
1096
00:55:38,065 --> 00:55:39,705
Don't beat my lap time.
1097
00:55:41,585 --> 00:55:44,105
I've just seen Damon Hill
is out of the car.
1098
00:55:51,785 --> 00:55:53,823
Catch Flintoff!
1099
00:55:53,825 --> 00:55:55,623
Porsche has got
a performance advantage.
1100
00:55:55,625 --> 00:55:57,185
I think it's a quicker car.
1101
00:55:58,385 --> 00:56:00,503
Pedal's a bit long.
1102
00:56:00,505 --> 00:56:04,383
The laps were now also taking
their toll on the Aston, though.
1103
00:56:04,385 --> 00:56:06,623
There's a Porsche behind us, Stig.
1104
00:56:06,625 --> 00:56:09,263
And lugging the weight
of an extra passenger
1105
00:56:09,265 --> 00:56:10,785
suddenly felt like a bad idea.
1106
00:56:16,345 --> 00:56:19,903
Harris is catching!
We're hauling him in!
1107
00:56:19,905 --> 00:56:21,543
Whatever the outcome,
1108
00:56:21,545 --> 00:56:26,023
this was shaping up to be one
hell of a test of our sports cars.
1109
00:56:26,025 --> 00:56:28,343
And as for the Portofino...
1110
00:56:28,345 --> 00:56:30,263
FANFARE PLAYS
1111
00:56:30,265 --> 00:56:31,423
Ohh!
1112
00:56:31,425 --> 00:56:32,943
Hey-up, what's that? Wey-ey!
1113
00:56:32,945 --> 00:56:35,223
THEY CHEER
1114
00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:37,343
Here we go! Woo!
1115
00:56:37,345 --> 00:56:40,665
Well,
it was never a sports car anyway!
1116
00:56:42,265 --> 00:56:44,303
Oh, they're already going round,
Sabine.
1117
00:56:44,305 --> 00:56:46,223
They're already going round.
1118
00:56:46,225 --> 00:56:48,543
Hello, sir. Hello.
You'll be needing these.
1119
00:56:48,545 --> 00:56:51,463
There you are, one for you.
Thank you. Thank you.
1120
00:56:51,465 --> 00:56:53,143
That's a gutter, Sabine.
1121
00:56:53,145 --> 00:56:54,543
So do we swap?
1122
00:56:54,545 --> 00:56:56,543
It's pointless now.
1123
00:56:56,545 --> 00:56:59,783
Pointless. I don't think we can...
How much time do we have left?
1124
00:56:59,785 --> 00:57:01,823
I think... Well, I think...
1125
00:57:01,825 --> 00:57:03,863
It's 11.50. Ohhh!
1126
00:57:03,865 --> 00:57:07,143
No, no, it doesn't make sense.
We've no chance.
1127
00:57:07,145 --> 00:57:09,783
What we'll do now,
we'll just enjoy the whole
1128
00:57:09,785 --> 00:57:11,383
Portofino experience.
1129
00:57:11,385 --> 00:57:13,343
Shall we have the roof off?
1130
00:57:13,345 --> 00:57:15,143
Bit of sunshine?
1131
00:57:15,145 --> 00:57:16,823
SHE GASPS
1132
00:57:16,825 --> 00:57:18,543
It's the Stig.
1133
00:57:18,545 --> 00:57:20,183
Ohh! Catch them! Grazie.
1134
00:57:20,185 --> 00:57:24,063
Adios. Grazie.
Ciao bello! Ciao bello!
1135
00:57:24,065 --> 00:57:25,743
Come on, then.
1136
00:57:25,745 --> 00:57:27,063
INDICATOR CLICKS
1137
00:57:27,065 --> 00:57:28,545
Let's have a go.
1138
00:57:29,825 --> 00:57:31,583
What's he doing? Really?
1139
00:57:31,585 --> 00:57:33,263
Didn't let me overtake him.
1140
00:57:33,265 --> 00:57:35,143
What a selfish swine.
1141
00:57:35,145 --> 00:57:38,343
So, seven minutes to go.
1142
00:57:38,345 --> 00:57:41,303
And with the Portofino
on track at last...
1143
00:57:41,305 --> 00:57:43,703
Just having a relaxing drive,
Sabine!
1144
00:57:43,705 --> 00:57:47,223
..and Flintoff
now in the driver's seat...
1145
00:57:47,225 --> 00:57:49,385
Here we go, go, go, go!
1146
00:57:50,865 --> 00:57:52,663
He's not impressed, is he?
1147
00:57:52,665 --> 00:57:54,863
..all we could do was
keep on lapping
1148
00:57:54,865 --> 00:57:56,425
until the clock hit 12.00.
1149
00:57:57,705 --> 00:57:59,825
THEY EXCLAIM
1150
00:58:01,305 --> 00:58:03,223
Oh, mamma mia!
1151
00:58:03,225 --> 00:58:05,343
Come on, McGuinness!
1152
00:58:05,345 --> 00:58:08,663
They've lost their way on the route
to Lake Como, haven't they?
1153
00:58:08,665 --> 00:58:10,543
Feel free to offer any advice, Stig.
1154
00:58:10,545 --> 00:58:11,905
Oh, too quick!
1155
00:58:13,945 --> 00:58:15,703
SHE SHRIEKS
1156
00:58:15,705 --> 00:58:17,465
Oh, we got it!
1157
00:58:21,425 --> 00:58:23,865
Chequered flag,
chequered flag, Stig.
1158
00:58:26,505 --> 00:58:30,505
I wonder if McGuinness will be
gracious in defeat.
1159
00:58:34,905 --> 00:58:36,863
Yes, baby.
1160
00:58:36,865 --> 00:58:38,783
Ohhh!
1161
00:58:38,785 --> 00:58:42,065
Here we go! Here we go!
1162
00:58:49,025 --> 00:58:50,583
What a circuit this is.
1163
00:58:50,585 --> 00:58:52,543
Isn't it just fantastic?
1164
00:58:52,545 --> 00:58:54,743
Come on. Beautiful.
1165
00:58:54,745 --> 00:58:59,183
Best news of the day by far, though,
I've got a new friend
1166
00:58:59,185 --> 00:59:02,625
and he's called the Stig. Ha-ha!
1167
00:59:14,665 --> 00:59:17,945
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
1168
00:59:21,545 --> 00:59:25,423
I tell you summat, though,
actually, forget all the cars,
1169
00:59:25,425 --> 00:59:27,503
forget the cars, forget the racing,
1170
00:59:27,505 --> 00:59:30,063
it was lovely to see
the Stig's softer side.
1171
00:59:30,065 --> 00:59:33,023
I'll tell you what, he just needs
a bit of TLC, like everyone else,
1172
00:59:33,025 --> 00:59:34,463
to open up. Absolutely.
1173
00:59:34,465 --> 00:59:37,343
We're off next week.
West End, me and t'Stig, Evita.
1174
00:59:37,345 --> 00:59:39,743
LAUGHTER
1175
00:59:39,745 --> 00:59:42,783
So now we need to find out
the results of the race.
1176
00:59:42,785 --> 00:59:44,983
Who did the most laps?
1177
00:59:44,985 --> 00:59:49,103
You don't even need the card, mate.
It's obvious that I won.
1178
00:59:49,105 --> 00:59:52,383
Me and Damon, we got to the track
first, banged out a load of laps,
1179
00:59:52,385 --> 00:59:55,903
didn't get overtaken,
therefore...I win.
1180
00:59:55,905 --> 00:59:59,903
To be honest, I was going to try and
drag it out a little bit, you know?
1181
00:59:59,905 --> 01:00:01,823
TV show, Chris. Right, OK, OK.
1182
01:00:01,825 --> 01:00:03,663
All right, Chris.
1183
01:00:03,665 --> 01:00:05,063
20 laps.
1184
01:00:05,065 --> 01:00:06,465
Well done. Well done.
1185
01:00:09,145 --> 01:00:11,343
German engineering.
Yeah, it was good.
1186
01:00:11,345 --> 01:00:12,385
Yep.
1187
01:00:14,145 --> 01:00:16,905
Freddie. 17 laps. I'll have that!
1188
01:00:23,665 --> 01:00:26,223
And Paddy...
Oh, it's ran out of ink.
1189
01:00:26,225 --> 01:00:27,743
Yeah, ha-ha!
1190
01:00:27,745 --> 01:00:29,903
Five laps. Oh!
1191
01:00:29,905 --> 01:00:31,223
All right.
1192
01:00:31,225 --> 01:00:33,103
All right, all right.
1193
01:00:33,105 --> 01:00:37,623
Five laps!
Whatever. Whatever.
1194
01:00:37,625 --> 01:00:41,463
Right, but listen, we need to sort
out who had the best sports car.
1195
01:00:41,465 --> 01:00:42,823
I did. Now, Chris.
1196
01:00:42,825 --> 01:00:45,183
You won at Cadwell.
You did the most laps.
1197
01:00:45,185 --> 01:00:48,063
My Ferrari absolutely stormed it
on the speed test.
1198
01:00:48,065 --> 01:00:51,863
Your Aston, well,
that's a lovely colour. Erm...
1199
01:00:51,865 --> 01:00:54,903
Best way to do this,
let the audience decide.
1200
01:00:54,905 --> 01:00:56,463
OK, all right, then.
1201
01:00:56,465 --> 01:00:59,143
First up, who thinks the Porsche?
1202
01:00:59,145 --> 01:01:01,703
CHEER
1203
01:01:01,705 --> 01:01:02,943
No.
1204
01:01:02,945 --> 01:01:04,263
Not good, that, Chris.
1205
01:01:04,265 --> 01:01:05,823
That's all the noise in this room.
1206
01:01:05,825 --> 01:01:08,583
What about the beautiful Ferrari,
everybody?
1207
01:01:08,585 --> 01:01:10,023
SLIGHTLY LOUDER CHEER
1208
01:01:10,025 --> 01:01:11,065
Yes, yes!
1209
01:01:12,185 --> 01:01:15,383
And who would have the beautiful,
1210
01:01:15,385 --> 01:01:17,503
BRITISH Aston?
1211
01:01:17,505 --> 01:01:20,703
SUSTAINED CHEERING
1212
01:01:20,705 --> 01:01:23,943
Boom! Thank you.
1213
01:01:23,945 --> 01:01:25,503
Thank you!
1214
01:01:25,505 --> 01:01:28,063
He used the British thing there,
but, yeah...
1215
01:01:28,065 --> 01:01:31,463
But the audience has chosen -
wrongly - the Aston.
1216
01:01:31,465 --> 01:01:33,903
But what would you choose?
1217
01:01:33,905 --> 01:01:36,143
Oi! Lurch!
What would you choose?
1218
01:01:36,145 --> 01:01:38,623
To be honest, the Porsche.
LAUGHTER
1219
01:01:38,625 --> 01:01:41,463
And you? I think I'd choose
the Porsche as well!
1220
01:01:41,465 --> 01:01:43,223
Anyhow, that's all for tonight.
1221
01:01:43,225 --> 01:01:45,303
We'll see you next week
when we find out
1222
01:01:45,305 --> 01:01:47,503
which is the fastest
emergency service
1223
01:01:47,505 --> 01:01:49,743
and I drive the BMW M8.
1224
01:01:49,745 --> 01:01:51,383
See you then. Goodnight!
1225
01:01:51,385 --> 01:01:53,225
CHEERING
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