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Would you listen to that?
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What?
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It's quiet in this house
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for the first time
in four years.
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We can actually
get some work done
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and not be disturbed.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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[LAUGHING]
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Hey, cool.
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I'm glad I caught you guys
while you were taking a break.
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Totally awesome news, man.
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The Chamber of Commerce
is holding a contest
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to see who can write the best
song about Port Washington.
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The winner gets 200 bucks.
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And let me guess.
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You've written some sort
of toneless,
mind-numbing drivel.
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Totally.
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[LAUGHING]
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It's called "The Port
Washington's Cool Blues."
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All right.
You ready for this one?
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Check it out.
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[STRUMMING THE GUITAR]
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♪ Port Washington's cool
Port Washington's cool
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♪ It's got a totally bitchin' hardware store
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♪ And all you can eat
fish fry for 3.95
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♪ But don't eat the halibut
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♪ Cause it'll make you
blow chunks
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♪ And Uncle Frank and Carol
live here
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♪ That's why
Port Washington's cool ♪
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[LAUGHING]
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So what do you think?
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I think I'm
getting a headache.
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You know what?
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I got a totally killer
remedy for that.
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Check this one out.
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It's called the headache
blues. You ready?
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[STRUMMING THE GUITAR]
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♪ I got the blues
I got the blues
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♪ I got the gee
my head is pounding
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♪ I feel like
I'm gonna blow chunks
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♪ And my ears are gonna bleed
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♪ And my eyes are gonna pop out of my skull
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♪ And my head hurts
my head hurts
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♪ My head hurts blues ♪
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[LAUGHING]
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You're feeling better already,
aren't you?
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[LAUGHING]
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ The dream wide broken
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♪ Seemed like all was lost
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♪ What would be the future
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♪ Could you pay the cost?
You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
a second time around?
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♪ Woah-a, woah-a
when the tears are over
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♪ And the moment has come
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♪ Say "My lord I think
I found someone"
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♪ And no one would be better
To be putting it together
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♪ For the second time around
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♪ Step by step
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♪ Day by day
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♪ A fresh start over
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♪ A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
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♪ The stronger we stay
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♪ And we'll make it better
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♪ The second time around ♪
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[PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Al.
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Hey, I'm using that to get
rid of the puffiness
around my eyes.
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Oh, you look fine.
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What's that green goo
on your face?
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It's home-made facial mask
made out of avocado.
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Avocado?
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Mmm, yeah.
This is pretty good.
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You know, your face
makes a great party platter.
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Hey, stop eating my face.
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I'm trying to get ready
for a big college party
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Dana's taking me to
this weekend.
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College party?
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That sounds great!
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Come on, take me.
Please? Please?
Please? Please?
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This party is only
for college students.
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And very mature high school
seniors like myself.
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I can be just as mature
as you.
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Can not.
Can too.
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Nuh-huh.
Yeah-huh.
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Oh, shut up, pee-wee.
You shut up, dip-face.
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[BOTH BICKERING]
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Hello!
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Maybe I should go
to this party by myself.
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This isn't fair!
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You know, the three of us have
been hanging out a lot lately,
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and now that you guys
are doing something cool,
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you're cutting me out.
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Fine. You can come.
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Yes! All right!
Party! Party!
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Hey, but you better not act
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like a little 15-year-old
teenybopper and embarrass us.
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Don't worry.
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No one at the party
will know I'm 15.
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They will too.
They will not.
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Will too.
Will not.
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Yes-huh.
Nuh-huh.
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Oh, shut up.
Oh, you shut up.
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BOTH:
Make me!
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BOTH:
Jinx!
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[BOTH COUNTING]
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[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
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Man, dad has a big head.
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Yeah, and a bunch of stupid
hats to cover it up.
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Man, you're a genius
if you can sell all
this stuff.
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Oh, just put the boxes
anywhere.
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Oh, no problem.
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We'll go
get the rest of the stuff.
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Thanks, guys.
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Whoa!
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What's going on here?
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Well, I just got sick
of all the clutter
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so we're gonna
have a yard sale
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and get rid
of all this useless junk.
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Junk?
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Oh, no, honey.
This isn't junk.
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Look, this is a perfectly
good moose head.
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It has not been perfectly good
since it came off the moose.
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I bagged this moose myself.
You hit it on the interstate.
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It was hunting season.
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Frank, it is going.
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Oh, come on, honey. This is
all priceless Americana here.
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Like look at this.
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This "Beer on Tap" sign.
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I mean, this
is from the 50s.
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Gee, you'd have to go
all the way to a bar
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to see one of those.
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Oh, no, you see,
this one's great.
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Because, when you turn it on,
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the little bear,
he takes a drink...
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and then he--
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He pees in the stream.
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Okay. This can go.
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[UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL ROCK
MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CHATTERING]
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Are not.
Are too.
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Yes-huh.
Uh-huh.
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Oh, shut up.
You shut up.
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Would you two idiots shut up?
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Wow. There are a lot
of really hot guys here.
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Brace yourself, boys.
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Karen Foster
is in the house.
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Yeah, like they couldn't tell
from the two gallons
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of perfume you've got on.
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Where did those come from?
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It's a miracle bra.
I'll say.
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Yup. It works great,
doesn't it?
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[LAUGHING]
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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There will be
no miracles today.
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But, I thought you wanted me
to look like an 18-year-old.
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Yeah.
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An 18-year-old student.
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Not an 18-year-old stripper.
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Stripper?
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Well, I had no idea
they looked that good.
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Excuse me, but while you two
are gabbing,
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some of the best guys
are being snapped up.
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Now, let's cut the chatter
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and see if we can find
a few good men.
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AL: We have a winner.
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[BEEPING]
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Ooh, baby, cut me
a slice of that.
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Forget it, junior.
You are way
out of your league.
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You don't know the first thing
about getting a guy like that
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to dance with you.
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I know as much as you do.
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Yeah, right.
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Now, watch an expert
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and prepare to be amazed.
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[EXCLAIMS]
Excuse me.
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Hi. My name is Karen.
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Hi, Karen.
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[LAUGHING]
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Would you mind moving?
You're blocking
the punch bowl.
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Back so soon?
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He's studying
to be a priest.
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Yeah, right.
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I'll show you how to get a guy
to dance with you.
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Hi. Wanna dance?
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Sure.
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He dances pretty well
for a priest.
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What's your name?
Al.
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I'm Jeremy.
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I haven't seen you
around campus.
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Are you a freshman here?
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No. I go to school
somewhere else.
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In another state.
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Where?
Canada.
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Canada State College?
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I'm visiting my cousins.
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[EXHALES]
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Well, thanks.
That was fun.
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Yeah. I thought so too.
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00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,585
You know,
it's a little hot in here.
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Would you like
to go for a walk?
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I could show you
around our campus.
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Okay, cool.
All right. Come on.
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Goodbye, girls.
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I'm going on a tour
of the campus
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with Father Jeremy.
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[AMUSING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
PLAYING]
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[PLAYING OFF TUNE]
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Oh, hey, Carol.
Check it out.
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I wrote an all-new Port
Washington song.
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It's even more knarly
than the first one.
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00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:10,017
Oh, that's nice.
Yeah.
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00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:12,497
Oh, wait, come here,
come here, come here,
you gotta give it a listen.
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Come on,
you'll love it.
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Ready, okay?
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♪ Come listen to my story about a town that I love
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♪ It's called Port Washington and it fits me like a glove
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♪ If you come and visit you can stay right in my van
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♪ Parked in the driveway Of the Foster-Lambert clan
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♪ 'Cause you know that is... ♪
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Frank's kids, Carol's too.
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Well, Cody, you know
of all songs you've ever
written,
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that one has the most,
um, words.
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[LAUGHS]
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Y'all come back now, hear?
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[LAUGHS] She loved it.
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Sold anything yet?
Nope. Not yet, honey.
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$50?
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00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,509
Who's gonna buy a moose head
for $50?
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Animal lovers.
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You know, Frank, we have been
married for four years now
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and I've been meaning
to tell you this
for some time.
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What's that?
You are a raving lunatic.
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Well, I just say, people
will recognize quality
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when they see it.
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Here comes a live one.
Just stand there and watch.
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00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:35,363
Well, hey, buddy. I see
you really know your stuff.
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You went right to the man's
lamp there, didn't you?
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Solid brassy base,
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all new wiring, energy saver
three-way bulb.
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How much?
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Well, I'll let you
have that baby for $15.
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00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,334
I'll give you a quarter.
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00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:55,905
The bulb costs
more than a quarter.
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Hey, I'm hauling away
your garbage.
You should pay me.
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How much
to haul away that moose?
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Quarter.
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If you throw in the lamp.
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00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,309
Oh, now, wait a minute.
Frank, Frank.
253
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,398
Could I see you over
at the Sporting
goods department
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00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:11,486
for a minute, please?
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00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,577
The nerve of that guy!
256
00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:17,579
He's offering you good money
to haul away your trash.
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00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,276
Don't let him get away!
258
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,191
Carol, I'm not gonna
give away this stuff for free.
259
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:24,107
I had to throw a frozen turkey
20 yards to win that lamp.
260
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,155
You just leave it to me. Okay?
261
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:35,684
Listen, Pal,
sorry we kinda got off
262
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,904
on the wrong foot here.
263
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:39,644
I can see you're no dummy.
264
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:42,778
You went to the crown jewel
of the whole sale here.
265
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,433
Man, this bad boy's a classic,
isn't it?
266
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:49,132
Stainless steel blades,
vulcanized rubber grips,
267
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:51,874
made right here
in the good old US of A.
268
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,747
How much?
269
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,880
I'll let you have it
for 20 bucks.
270
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:00,274
I'll give you a quarter.
271
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:06,410
You're starting
to get on my nerves.
272
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:09,413
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
273
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:15,332
[CHATTERING]
274
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:25,516
Grazie, Antonio.
275
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:28,476
Arrivederci.
Arrivederci.
276
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,000
[CHUCKLING]
277
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:38,399
He did not speak
a word of English.
278
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:39,791
I like that in a man.
279
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,578
This party stinks.
280
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:45,754
I never should've let you
drag me along.
281
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:49,540
Karen. What is your problem?
282
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:51,542
Twelve guys have asked you
to dance
283
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,327
and one guy asked you
to marry him.
284
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,940
Yeah.
But, Al got the one
I wanted.
285
00:14:58,027 --> 00:15:00,551
Jeremy should be giving me
a tour of the campus
right now.
286
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:03,119
Karen, let it go.
287
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:06,427
You lost one guy
in 18 years.
288
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,561
You see, that's how it starts.
289
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:14,914
First you lose one guy,
290
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,568
next thing you know,
you're Zsa Zsa Gabor
291
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,919
slapping around a policeman
just to get some attention.
292
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,271
Excuse me.
Would you mind moving?
293
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:25,794
You're blocking
the punch bowl.
294
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,145
See what I mean?
Zsa Zsa.
295
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,192
-Hey, Doug.
-Hey, where's Jeremy?
296
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:33,628
I thought he was going
to the game with us.
297
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,673
Not likely.
298
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,067
He's giving some girl
one of his infamous
campus tours.
299
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:40,765
You know, the ones that always
end up in room 302?
300
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:43,116
Or as he likes to call it,
"The Petting Zoo."
301
00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:44,639
Man, how does he do it?
302
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:45,988
He's got it down to a science.
303
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:48,251
He puts on
his Luther Vandross CD,
304
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,862
he sits next to her
on the bed and he says,
305
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,690
"I can't believe
I just met you.
306
00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,431
"You're so easy to talk to.
307
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,303
"I feel like I've
known you for months."
308
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,521
DOUG:
And that works?
309
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,262
Are you kidding me?
310
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:00,263
He's been to the Promise Land
more times than Moses.
311
00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:13,102
I can't believe
I left my jacket here.
312
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:15,365
Come on in.
313
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,542
Cool room, Jeremy.
314
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,457
Thanks.
315
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:22,285
You know, we don't
have to rush back
to the party.
316
00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:24,896
Why don't we just
hang around here and relax?
317
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,724
Okay.
Have a seat.
318
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:36,734
[DOOR CLOSES]
319
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:39,868
Hey, I just got
a new CD.
320
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:41,261
Do you like Luther Vandross?
321
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:42,479
Yeah. He's great.
322
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:46,744
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
323
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,622
You know, I can't believe
I just met you.
324
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,972
You're so easy to talk to.
325
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,626
I feel like I've
known you for months.
326
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,020
Thanks.
327
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,459
Your eyes.
328
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,377
They have
the most incredible color.
329
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:13,684
Really?
330
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:17,906
Yeah, they have
just the smallest amount
of gold fleck in it.
331
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,605
Thanks.
332
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,129
Yours are kind of nice, too.
333
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:46,587
Look.
334
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,415
Can we just slow down?
335
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,112
Sure. No problem.
336
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:53,681
No.
337
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,683
I want to stop.
338
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,467
We're having a great time!
339
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,121
No! Just stop it!
340
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,427
Come on, don't get
all freaked out.
341
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:01,776
Just let me go!
342
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:02,994
It's okay.
Just let me go!
343
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,083
Freeze, slime ball!
344
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,303
Get out of my room!
345
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,088
She's our sister.
So what?
346
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:10,393
She's 15.
347
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,829
I'm out of here.
348
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,274
[MUSIC STOPS]
349
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,625
Al, are you okay?
350
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,107
Yeah.
351
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,065
I'm okay.
352
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,558
[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC]
353
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,126
You know...
354
00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:50,607
I don't get it.
355
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,787
I thought he was
a really nice guy.
356
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,143
And...
357
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,450
I thought we were
just gonna kiss.
358
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:11,062
And the next thing I know...
359
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:17,025
he's trying to make me
lie down on the bed.
360
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,247
Well, Al,
you kind of put yourself
361
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,639
in a bad position.
362
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:25,207
I mean, you're alone
in the guy's room
363
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:26,774
and no one else
is around.
364
00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:28,558
Karen.
365
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:30,908
We're supposed to be
making her feel better,
not worse.
366
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,129
She's right.
367
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,697
I was really stupid.
368
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:39,961
No, Al.
This is not your fault.
369
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:43,399
I mean, this guy
is like a professional.
370
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:46,968
And from what we heard,
you're not the first girl
he brought up here.
371
00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:49,362
Well, thanks,
that makes me
feel real special.
372
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:51,929
Al.
373
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:56,020
This is why I wasn't sure
you should come
374
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:58,458
to a college party
in the first place.
375
00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,024
I mean, I don't know
that you're ready
376
00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:02,201
to handle guys this age.
377
00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:07,641
Yeah, you're right.
378
00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:12,776
I guess I'm not as grown up
as I thought I was.
379
00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:18,521
Look.
380
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:19,914
Thanks for looking out for me.
381
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:25,224
Well, you know,
382
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:27,269
that's what sisters are for,
right?
383
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,193
What are you doing?
384
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,630
One of my favorite things.
385
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:42,066
It's called revenge.
386
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:50,074
Hey, any of you guys
down there like Luther
Vandross?
387
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:51,815
MAN: I do!
388
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:54,253
Here he comes!
389
00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,910
You know...
390
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,738
He might need something
to play that on.
391
00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:09,616
All right. Heads up.
392
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:12,358
All right!
393
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:13,620
That felt good.
394
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:14,751
[BOTH LAUGHING]
395
00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:20,453
Yeah, come on, now.
396
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,411
25 bucks is a great price
for a talking scale.
397
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:24,500
Hey, this is a great
anniversary gift.
398
00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:26,241
Women love to hear
what they weigh
first thing in the morning.
399
00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:30,376
[SIGHS]
400
00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:32,552
What a jerk.
401
00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:35,337
That guy doesn't know
a real bargain
when he sees one.
402
00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:38,253
Frank?
Yeah.
403
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,516
It's almost 5 o'clock.
404
00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:43,693
All we have sold
is a partial deck of cards
405
00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:47,175
and a back-scratcher
for a nickel.
406
00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:49,525
If you count the pizza
we had for lunch,
407
00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:51,832
we're $7.95 in the hole.
408
00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:55,575
Hey.
409
00:21:55,662 --> 00:21:58,142
That guy's back.
That cigar guy
from this morning?
410
00:21:58,229 --> 00:22:00,319
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
Just like I planned.
411
00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:02,582
Let me tell you, this works.
You just sit there
and watch me sell.
412
00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:03,931
[MAN SIGHS]
413
00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:07,717
I see you haven't
sold the lamp yet.
414
00:22:07,804 --> 00:22:10,241
In fact,
you haven't sold anything.
415
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,331
How much for me
to buy the whole shebang?
416
00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:16,030
Well...
417
00:22:16,117 --> 00:22:17,814
this is your lucky day.
418
00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:20,077
Because I'm gonna let you
have everything here
419
00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:21,601
for 50 bucks.
420
00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:24,821
I'll give you a quarter.
421
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:28,738
Sold!
422
00:22:30,131 --> 00:22:31,393
Will you take a check?
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