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[FOOD PROCESSOR RUNNING]
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[SWITCHES FOOD PROCESSOR OFF]
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Gee, honey, what are
you doing? Starting
a restaurant or what?
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[LAUGHING]
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Well, you know,
with the baby
coming next spring,
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things are going
to be kind of hectic.
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So, I'm planning meals
for the next seven months.
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You know, that way,
when I go into labor,
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I can just pop a casserole
into the oven,
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go to the hospital,
have the baby, and be
home in time for dessert.
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Carol, don't you think
this is a little,
kind of... Nuts?
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Frank, it is not going
to be easy having
a baby in my forties.
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I mean, I've got to plan
ahead, otherwise,
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I won't have the energy
to take care of everyone.
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Here, dice these.
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[FOOD PROCESSOR RUNNING]
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Carol, I really think
you're going a little
overboard here.
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What you need
is some time off.
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So, I'm going to take you
away for the weekend.
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Oh, Frank, I can't.
I was going to check out
pre-schools this weekend.
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Pre-schools?
Honey, you're two months
pregnant.
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The kid is the size
of a grape.
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Carol, I'm going to take you
away for the weekend.
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I can't Frank, I really...
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Uh, we can play,
"The lonely heiress
and the tennis pro."
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Well, I do love
to volley with you...
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Bjorn.
[GIGGLES]
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[CHUCKLES]
Ah, yes!
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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MAN:
♪ The dream got broken
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♪ Seemed like all was lost
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♪ What would be the future?
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♪ Could you pay the cost?
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♪ You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
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♪ A second time around?
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WOMAN:
♪ Woah-a, woah-a
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♪ When the tears are over
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♪ And the moment has come
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♪ Say, "My Lord
I think I found someone"
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♪ You know it will be better
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♪ 'Cause you're putting
it together
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♪ For the second time around
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ALL:
♪ Step by step, day by day
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WOMAN:
♪ Day by day
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ALL:
♪ A fresh start over
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♪ A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
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♪ The stronger we stay
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WOMAN:
♪ We'll make it better
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MAN:
♪ Second time around ♪
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Good, the geezers are gone.
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Dibs on the living room.
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Oh, forget it, White Meat.
The living room's mine.
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No way, I've got a hot date.
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Yeah, right. Do you have
to blow her up or does
she already come inflated?
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Don't mess with me, JT.
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I'm pumped up on hormones
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and I can kick your butt
without breaking a sweat.
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Don't push your luck, pal.
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You get one free
and then you die.
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You want a piece of me, huh?
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Take your best shot.
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[BLOWS HARD]
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Come on, bring it on, Meat.
I'm taking you down.
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-[BREATHES SHARPLY]
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey!
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What's with the 'tude, dude?
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JT wants
the living room tonight,
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but I'm supposed to have
my rendezvous with Gabrielle.
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Yeah, right, like some girl's
going to play kissy-face
with your milky little chops.
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Nah, the little dude
speaks the truth, man.
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He's got a hot date
with a cute little
computer cupcake.
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Yeah. He met her
while he was hitchhiking
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on the information
super highway.
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I don't care.
I'm the oldest,
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so I should have first
crack at the living room.
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Well, all right, JT,
who's your date with?
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Well, I, I don't
exactly have one yet.
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But check this out, okay.
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Last week I was at the mall
and this girl smiled at me,
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so I'm going to go
back there and see
if she's still there.
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Lame.
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Dude, Mark
gets the living room.
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Dudesie.
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Buddy! Thought I wouldn't?
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[SIGHS]
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Guess what?
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I have a great night
planned for us.
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I bought a bunch
of women's magazines
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and thought
we could sit around
and have a girls night.
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Ooh, a girls' night.
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Are we going to paint
each other's toenails
and have a pillow fight?
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Come on, Dana,
this will be fun.
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They have quizzes
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like, um,
"Taking Your Love Temperature"
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and "How Soon Is
Too Soon To Kiss A Boy?"
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[SCOFFS] Oh, right,
like we need a magazine
to tell us that.
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How soon is too soon?
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See, this will be
very educational.
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What do you say?
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Oh, all right.
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I guess there's only
so much Tolstoy
a person can take.
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Good. Okay.
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Now the first
quiz is called,
"Looking For Mr. Right."
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Question number one.
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"What is the sexiest
part of a guy's body?"
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Dana?
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Um...
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Sexiest part of
a guy's body? His mind.
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Get real.
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Dana, it's just us girls.
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You, you don't have
to do your intellectual
ice queen bit.
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Forget it, Karen.
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She doesn't have the guts
to show us the real Dana.
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All right.
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You guys want
to see the real Dana?
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I'll tell you what
the sexiest part
of a guy's body is.
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His butt.
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A nice hard butt
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in tight jeans
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so that when he walks,
you can see the muscles move
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like a beautiful
sculptured masterpiece.
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Back and forth,
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and back and forth,
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and back and forth.
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Put me down for what she said.
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Okay, nice hard
butts all around.
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Yeah.
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Here we go, folks.
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The honeymoon suite.
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Thanks for the help, Bar.
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-Oh, Frank, a fireplace.
-[SIGHS]
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-Oh yeah.
-Oh, Frank,
this is so romantic.
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-Oh, I want
to take a picture.
-Okay.
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Oh, dear, I forgot
my camera in the car.
I'll be right back.
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So, are you guys newlyweds?
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Oh, no, no, we've been
married for four years.
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-Oh...
-We just feellike newlyweds.
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That's why we came
up here, you know,
a little romantic getaway.
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Oh, yeah.
[SIGHS]
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I remember when me
and the missus used
to, uh, get away
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for a little cruise
on the Love Boat.
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But then we had a baby
and ever since then,
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the Love Boat's
been in dry dock.
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Never should have had
a kid in our forties.
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Big mistake.
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You know, it just, uh,
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sucked the life right
out of our marriage.
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You, you really think that
was because of your age, huh?
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Oh, yeah. You have
a baby after you're forty,
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well, man, you can just kiss
your sex life good-bye.
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Gabrielle, prepare
to meet your love destiny.
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[BOOMBOX PLAYING OPERA]
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Dude, I love opera.
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A bunch of fat old guys
singing about love and death.
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It's awesome.
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Opera's nice,
but I prefer Cole Porter.
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His lyrics really get
my mojo working.
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Listen, Mark, I am
the chaperone for this
little soiree here tonight.
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So, you keep a lid
on your mojo
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or I'll chaperone
your butt into
an ice bucket.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Yes! She's here!
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I hope she's blonde.
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I hope she's leggy.
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I like 'em leggy.
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Mark, don't make me slap you.
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[SIGHS]
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Hello Gabrielle.
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Um, no, I'm not Gabrielle.
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I'm her older sister, Renee.
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I'm just here to drop her off.
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Come on, Gabrielle!
I'm really sorry,
she's kind of shy.
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Hi, I'm Gabrielle.
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Uh, hi.
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Well, Gabrielle, come on in.
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Entree. Entree.
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Dude, take her coat.
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Whoa, awkward moment.
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Sorry. I'm a little nervous.
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You're a lot more handsome
than I expected.
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Um, you'll have to excuse me.
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I, I need to go
get some aspirin.
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I got a headache.
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Well, hey, Gabrielle, why
don't you grab a seat,
take a load off there,
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and I'll go and try
to find out what's
wrong with Mark's head.
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God!
[SCOFFS]
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I don't get it, dude.
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You've been psyched to death
about this date all week, man,
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and now you're acting
like, well, kind of
a dill weed.
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Cody, I'm kind
of disappointed.
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I mean, I was
expecting filet mignon
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and instead, I got
a quarter pounder
with cheese.
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Mark Archibald Foster...
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I'm surprised at you.
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Dude, you know
that looks are just like
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the shell on the lobster,
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the cocoon on the butterfly,
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the hair on the coconut.
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Hey, what's really
important is what's
inside a person.
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I know that, Cody.
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My brain says
"looks don't matter"
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but my body says,
"Daddy wants some sugar."
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Easy there, Mark.
You're starting to sound
like a bad jazz musician.
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I know.
I'm not proud of myself,
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but what am I supposed to do?
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Well, just think about what
got you psyched for her
in the first place:
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it was her mind.
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Well, she does have
a pretty foxy brain.
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She can do things
with an algebraic equation
that will make your hair curl.
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Yeah, well, get out there
and get curly, buddy!
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Sorry about that, Gabrielle.
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I'm feeling a lot better now.
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Good.
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So, how about some music?
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Sure.
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Do you like opera?
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Yeah, it's okay.
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Though personally,
I prefer Cole Porter.
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Really?
[CLEARS THROAT]
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You like Cole Porter?
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Yeah.
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His lyrics really get
my mojo working.
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Me, too.
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[SNAPS HIS FINGERS]
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♪ You do
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♪ Something to me
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♪ Something that simply
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♪ Mystifies me
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♪ Tell me
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♪ Why should it be
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♪ You have the power
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♪ To hypnotize me?
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BOTH:
♪ Let me
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♪ Live neath your spell
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♪ Do do that voodoo
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♪ That you do so well
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♪ For you do
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♪ Something to me
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♪ That nobody else could do ♪
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[BAND PLAYING SOFT MUSIC]
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-Now, isn't this nice, honey?
-Hmm.
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-Just the two of us.
-Hmm.
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-Frank.
-What?
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00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:06,394
-I was thinking...
-Hmm.
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00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:09,876
I'd really like to put
little lamb wallpaper
in the baby's room,
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but, you know,
what if it's a boy?
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-Well, Carol I...
-I know, ducks.
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They're neutral.
Everybody loves ducks.
250
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,015
They're good for boys,
they're good for girls.
251
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,844
You know, there's Donald Duck,
and Daffy Duck,
and the Mighty Ducks...
252
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:25,630
Yeah, Carol, listen,
we've got plenty of time
to settle this duck thing.
253
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:29,025
-Yeah.
-Let's just figure out what
we want for dinner, okay?
254
00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:31,158
That's a good idea.
255
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:35,205
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
Hmm...
256
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,077
Well, what looks
good to you, Frank?
257
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:41,472
Ooh, I don't know.
Maybe this chicken
with rosemary.
258
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:43,735
Rosemary.
259
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,740
What a pretty name for a baby.
260
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,831
You know, Frank,
if we had a girl,
we could call her Rosemary.
261
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,616
Or Rose. Or Mary.
Or Mary Rose.
262
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,705
Carol, uh, listen, honey...
263
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:59,273
I know you're really
excited about the baby,
264
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,492
but we're just here
for the two of us, huh.
265
00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:06,323
Can't we send the little
tyke back to its womb
for the night?
266
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,978
You're right.
I won't talk about
the baby any more tonight.
267
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,328
Aw...
[KISSES]
268
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:15,767
[BAND SPLAYING
IT HAD TO BE YOU]
269
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,857
Honey. That's our song.
270
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,467
Let's dance?
You want to dance?
271
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:22,687
Oh, I'd love to Frank,
but I'm pooped.
272
00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:24,994
It must be the pregnancy.
273
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:28,693
Yes, well rest.
We'll just rest.
We'll rest.
274
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:31,566
Besides, I want to save
all my energy for later.
275
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,397
-Oh, Frank.
-What?
276
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:40,357
There's the little baby
I saw in the parking lot
today.
277
00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:43,665
[GASPS]
Isn't he the cutest?
278
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,406
Cute as a button.
279
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:47,147
[COOING]
280
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,671
Hi, hi. Oh.
281
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,238
He's just the sweetest.
282
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,849
Yes, you are.
You're just a wittle cutie.
283
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,024
Would you like to hold him?
284
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,287
[GASPS]
Oh, yes.
285
00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:00,725
Oh, hello, hello
286
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:03,598
Oh, look,
he's kicking his legs.
287
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,426
Do you wanna dance?
288
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,297
Do you wanna dance?
289
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,952
-[BAND CONTINUES
PLAYING IT HAD TO BE YOU]
-Yes, that's right.
290
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:15,871
[SINGING]
♪ It had to be you
291
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,091
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
292
00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:29,580
[CLEARS THROAT]
293
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,756
Well, that's it.
We're all out of quizzes.
294
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:35,195
I know what we'll do.
Ha, we'll make up
our own quiz.
295
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,718
Ah, yes. Okay.
296
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:40,461
All right, this is going
to be hot, okay.
297
00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:42,115
What is your fantasy
298
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:44,204
of being swept off
your feet by a guy?
299
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,336
-Oh, me first.
-Okay.
300
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,687
Um... All right.
301
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:53,256
The Dallas Cowboys have just
won their tenth Super Bowl
302
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:56,346
and Troy Aikman
has been named MVP.
303
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:59,480
Now, he's just about
to run off the field
when someone asks,
304
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,873
"Hey, Troy, you've just
won the Super Bowl.
305
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,571
"What are you
going to do now?"
306
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:06,661
And he says, "I'm taking
Al Lambert to Disneyland."
307
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,271
Yeah, all right, yeah.
308
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:10,970
Yeah...
309
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:14,408
Okay. My turn.
310
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:18,238
All right, I am
at the Academy Awards
311
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:21,415
and I've just won
an Oscar for best...
312
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,460
Everything.
[LAUGHS]
313
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:27,073
Anyway, Tom Cruise,
314
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,423
who has admired me from afar,
315
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:32,426
is so captivated by my...
316
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:36,169
Everything, that he
dumps that Nicole person
317
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:39,476
and whisks me off to Malibu
in that tasty little Mercedes
318
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:41,304
he drove in The Firm.
[LAUGHS]
319
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:44,220
Ooh, good one, yeah.
320
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:48,616
[SCOFFS] You call
those fantasies?
321
00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:52,098
[SCOFFS] Please.
Listen and learn.
322
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:53,360
All right...
323
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:55,492
Picture this.
324
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:58,756
The New Mexico Desert.
325
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,541
A deserted highway.
326
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:02,673
It's hot.
327
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:05,502
It's dusty.
328
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:08,505
My car is broken down.
I'm stranded.
329
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,162
Suddenly,
330
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,903
from out of nowhere
331
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,560
comes a man on a Harley.
332
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,390
[MIMICS HARLEY ENGINE]
333
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,395
Now...
[CLEARS THROAT]
334
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:31,050
This is not just any man,
335
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,924
but Brad Pitt.
336
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,973
BOTH: Oh, wow.
337
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,715
[GIRLS SIGH]
338
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:49,068
He is wearing
nothing but tight, ripped
jeans and a smile.
339
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:54,203
Sweat is trickling
down his chest
340
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:58,077
and over that rippled,
washboard stomach.
341
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:02,211
[INHALES SHARPLY]
He pulls over.
342
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,735
I hop on his bike.
343
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:08,913
And I have nothing to hold
onto but his chest hair as
we ride off into the sunset.
344
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:13,004
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
345
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,269
I have never been
so proud to be your sister.
346
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:32,546
Frank.
347
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,069
-[CHUCKLES]
-Whoa.
348
00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:39,727
Oh, Frank, a fire,
it's so romantic.
349
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,991
Well, romantic is
my middle name.
350
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,516
-[KISSES]
-Hmm...
351
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,866
Oh, Frank, you know,
when I was in the bathroom,
352
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:51,391
-I just had
the greatest idea.
-No, don't, don't.
353
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,395
-Whisper it in my ear.
-Okay.
354
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,877
[WHISPERING] Why don't
we make our own baby food?
355
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,144
What?
356
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:10,888
You know, we can
buy our own vegetables
and puree them.
357
00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:12,586
They'd be really
good for the baby.
358
00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,544
Carol, would you
stop with the baby!
359
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:18,026
Frank, what is your problem?
360
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:21,290
My problem is this weekend
was supposed to be for us
361
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:23,771
and all you've done
is talk about the baby.
362
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:26,861
It's like all baby radio.
All baby all the time.
363
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,256
Oh, I get what
this is all about.
364
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:31,996
You're not happy
we're having a baby.
365
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,651
I love the idea that
we're having a baby.
366
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,610
But I would like
to have a wife.
367
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,742
You have a wife.
I'm right here.
368
00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:42,659
No, no, your body is here,
but your mind is always
on the baby.
369
00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:47,316
Honey, you're only two
months pregnant and I feel
like I'm invisible already.
370
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,623
Carol, you are not
just my wife,
371
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,452
you're my best friend.
372
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:54,845
I feel like I've lost
my best friend.
373
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,197
You do?
374
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,416
Well, yeah. I do.
375
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,855
Oh, Frank!
376
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,857
I had no idea
you felt that way.
377
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,251
Uh...
378
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:12,950
Honey, I know it's,
it's hard for you, I mean,
379
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:15,388
the baby is in there.
You're its mother.
380
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,217
It's growing. It needs you.
381
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,220
But I'm your husband.
382
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,613
I need you, too.
383
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,225
Oh, Frank.
384
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:29,445
[SIGHS]
385
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:32,709
I just have been
so obsessed with the baby
and being a good mom,
386
00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:36,147
I guess I haven't
been fair to you.
387
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,847
Frank, I love you so much.
388
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:42,458
I would never want you
to feel invisible.
389
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:45,113
Will you forgive me, please?
390
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,595
[LAUGHS AND KISSES]
391
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:52,076
Hmm. Yeah...
392
00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:55,602
Hmm, may I have this dance?
393
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,605
Okay.
394
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:01,477
[SINGING]
♪ It had to be you
395
00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,523
[EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY]
396
00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:05,960
♪ It had to be you ♪
397
00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:13,750
Check.
398
00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:16,536
Check.
399
00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:20,844
Check mate.
400
00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:22,629
Wow.
401
00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:26,676
No one's ever
beaten me at chess before.
402
00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:30,027
Well, get used to it, baby.
403
00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:35,598
How about a game
of Trivia Challenge?
404
00:21:35,685 --> 00:21:37,557
I'll let you
pick the category.
405
00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:39,776
Okay.
406
00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:42,910
"World Capitals."
407
00:21:42,997 --> 00:21:44,651
You vixen.
408
00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:48,437
Ethiopia?
409
00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:50,483
Addis Ababa.
410
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,006
Azores?
411
00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:53,790
Ponta Delgada.
412
00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:55,618
Burkina Faso?
413
00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:57,272
Ouagadougou.
414
00:21:58,926 --> 00:22:02,016
The United Arab Emirates?
415
00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:04,148
Abu Dhabi.
416
00:22:12,548 --> 00:22:15,812
Hand check.
417
00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:18,337
Okay, but I want
to see three feet
on the floor at all times,
418
00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:19,947
or I'm gonna turn
the hose on you.
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