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you twist like that, so you have the
strength and you can see a variety of colors.
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Interesting thing.
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Have you accidentally taken my flash
drive? On it is a photo of the vagina.
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- Is it glued on top? Or a file inside?
- Both.
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- She's yours?
- The flash drive is mine, but the vagina is not.
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- How does she look?
- My vagina?
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Sorry do you think the terrorists
day and night sharpening? Work!
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- Someone is sharpening.
- Otherwise you can clink glasses.
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Kill with a slipper.
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- Tuva, do you want some cookies? What about you, Mary?
- Not. - My head hurts?
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So, quickly report
what's new. As you already heard
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flies to us today
Jerry Bernstein of the NSA.
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God We will work
Jerry Bernstein?
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And communicate with the NSA.
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You will communicate with
the Americans only through him.
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I hope this does not
become for you a problem?
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Of course not, I'm his fan.
We corresponded a lot with him
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regarding September 11, 2001.
“Is he a terrorist?”
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No, Whitehall
introduced this post
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as part of the program
for the exchange of information.
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He will arrange us access
to American resources
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and he is said to
have rich experience.
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- Maybe then order pizza?
- He will be tired after the flight.
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It doesn't bother me.
And how long will he come to us?
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Yes, if she plays by the rules.
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Man, let me go.
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Mary, where is cryptanalysis
last week?
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Stop it please.
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Sorry my cat its a little
spoiled.
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I'm afraid she picked up
Huntington's disease.
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- People with this disease are
born. “But the cats are not.”
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- It does not matter.
“And I heard she's dangerous.”
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Tuva, did you hack
the Scorpio server?
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Here are the names and IP addresses,
plus voice mail recordings.
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- Great job, Tuva.
“Some are terribly obscene.”
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- Thanks.
- I love these things.
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- And I do not digest.
- But it’s not necessary.
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What is our system part? Joseph.
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So. Okay. All major systems
sort of in perfect order.
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I still have to analyze
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about twenty five percent
yesterday's trepidation.
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And I accidentally stumbled to the
browser story of Matthew McConaughey.
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Why the cyber
security center DSP
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climb into browser history
Matthew McConaughey?
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It seems to be a glitch in the
system, but just in case I looked.
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Want to know what he
was searching online?
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- Does this apply to state
security? “I would not say that.”
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There are mostly lawn mowers.
Big ones.
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ABOUT.
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And we also lost the main drone
on the Iranian border.
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- Jesus Christ.
- Yeah, well, and what’s the most annoying,
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on the third floor the
printer broke down.
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Nooo.
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Hacking a database
of the Bank of England.
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Damn, you have
to change the tune.
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- How to make it just squeak?
- In the settings, select the squeak.
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Elaine probably put this song on
she married her.
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Sorry, I forgot cookies. Cookies,
cookies, cookies. Like this.
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Pass my luggage
or do I do it myself too?
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Hello? Yes, I'm coming down now.
Yes! Jerry is here! Jerry is here!
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Hey! Jerry. Hello! Joseph Harris
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- I’m very glad to meet you!
- Hi. Sorry, do we know each other?
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Yes, I sent it to the NSA
weekly cyber reports.
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- Really? I thought it was spam.
- No, it was me!
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- What, you say, your name?
- Joseph Harris!
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Clear. John, may I ask Do
you have dwarfs in your family?
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- In my opinion, no.
- I see. I advise you to check.
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- Good!
- Will you help me? -Sure.
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Now we take it
to the third floor...
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No, no need to roll
the suitcase is very expensive
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can you take it I do
not for a long time.
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Okay, good. Damn it.
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- Hello?
- Hello, mom!
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Evelyn.
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Evelyn! Hello?
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- Did you want something?
- Yes, come up to me.
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My God.
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- What?
“You didn't hear me screaming?”
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- I called.
- Yes, to me!
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Get all the information
according to Jerry Bernstein
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I need his file.
- It is classified.
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There is such an organization
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which breaks access passwords
to classified information.
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Well, where is she?
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- Well, let's go? “I'm sorry,
Jerry, I'll have to wait.”
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- Why?
- A little check, it's quick.
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- Because you...
- No no,
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just need to check the suitcase.
- Thought he was yours?
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No, this is a normal procedure.
They always do that.
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Clear. Because you...
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Us here. Jerry, this is Chris Cranfield,
Director of the Center for Cybersecurity
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- A!
- It can’t be, I was expecting a man.
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Jerry Bernstein, NSA. Which is more
convenient for you: Chris or Christopher?
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“Actually, Christine.” - I
see. This is for your team...
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- Wow.
- So, what's going on with us?
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Tell in a nutshell
what are we working on?
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Not! Come on, you get settled
first and then we'll talk.
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Joseph, take
Jerry to his office.
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- Yeah.
- Come on!
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And what axis are we using here?
"Lysander 4.4"?
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- "4.5".
- Class.
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This is Tuva Olson. In the past -
the most notorious hacker in Europe.
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And in the present!
I was joking.
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I love comedians.
Jerry Bernstein, NSA.
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- Bernstein? Are you Jewish?
“So I told you.” Yoke.
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Mary, come, say hello to Jerry.
Perky.
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- God, what happened?
- Nothing. What is it?
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This is Mary Needham,
the best in our office.
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- Best of what?
- In cryptanalysis.
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Mary is one of the first
women professors
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nominated for the Nobel Prize.
- Wow. Have you won?
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No, and unfortunately
earned cystitis that day.
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- I think because of stress.
- Great story.
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Can I turn on the condo?
Here are twenty-three degrees
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and I found out that my group
works better at twenty-one.
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- Yes I can...
- Not. Sit down please, Joseph.
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Yes, you will record after me.
Stay. Attention please!
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From now on, I
am your best asset.
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I came for you so use me
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exploit, punish.
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To make you feel
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it’s like they loaded me
into each of you, even in you.
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- What are you doing?
- Welcome all.
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“Can they stop there?” - No,
they are busy. Bank of England
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Alas, we can do
without the Americans.
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Listen to what I tell you.
I am very happy about all this.
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We will learn a lot from each
other. Especially with me.
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And we are glad to cooperate
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with our oldest
and closest ally.
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Welcome to the Government
Communications Center.
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Thanks. And now for the job!
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Good morning!
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- Hello! Do you like plants?
“They will die in three days.”
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Don’t be afraid, I sprayed them with glue,
and now they, consider, are mummified.
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By the way, where is the personnel
department? I would like to get a pass.
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On the fourth floor,
but they are all on vacation.
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Have you scored schoolchildren?
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Come on, every... Wait a minute.
Hi Jerry, is everything all right?
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- Yes. Do you know what this stain is?
- I can’t hear you.
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- What is this stain? “I can't
hear from behind the glass.”
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Maybe then you’ll come in?
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Yes, sorry Jerry because of
the glass can not be heard.
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- No problem. What is this spot?
- It was Elaine’s office,
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there could be anything.
- He died here?
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No, she’s on maternity leave,
so I’m even afraid to suppose.
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- My God. - Come on then...
- Yes, disgusting.
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Can't you get me a pass?
I really need a toilet.
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This is in the human resources
department, they will do in a week.
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- I would like it early.
- It does not matter, I will lead you. Now?
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- Go on.
- Yes.
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At the same time I will
give you an excursion.
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“Have you stayed in Cheltenham?”
- Yes, at the Citrus Hotel.
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Glorious, I was there at
the wake a couple of times,
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the food is excellent.
So, look here for a second -
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this is our special
room of silence,
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where they move away from
the horrors of the Internet.
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“Can you pee here?”
- No, actually it’s impossible.
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And I sometimes write.
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What a huge building we have! They
probably changed the lock code. Here.
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- What is it?
- Already almost arrived. Ta-ak. Now.
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- Come on again.
- Wait, which side...
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- Spend it again!
- Now!
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Yes to you! Nothing, nothing
Now we enter the code...
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Jerry, could you
dictate after the four.
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- Then? Fours?
- Yes, four.
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- There is no four. Maybe a unit?
- Four.
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- Unit?!
- Yes, one. One...
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- Nine. - Nine. - Two.
- Two, seven.
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It should work. You see!
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Sorry, sorry! Here you
still need to put your finger,
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True, it does not always work
after the chips.
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“Why didn't you attach right
away?” - Because I ate chips,
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and it does not always work.
- Back, back...
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Give me your finger here.
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What is wrong?
You are so small...
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- Happened.
- Well!
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Yeah be wrong. Now, the moment,
we need more on the iris...
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Well, how much longer to wait?!
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Damn, no way. I have a lazy eye and
sometimes it... Can't you lift it?
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- Let's go! I go!
- Come in, come in.
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Yes. USA.
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he has eyes
pretty close set
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and he also had a connection
with his cousin, so that...
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- What the?
- I'm sorry, Chris, I'll delete.
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Never mind. Where is the printout of
the report by the Bank of England?
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The printer is not
working, I can’t...
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- Dossier on Jerry.
- Quiet. What is it?
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I could not open secret file
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therefore made a cover.
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- Here I am! And he didn’t even get lost.
- Hi, Jerry.
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Chris, I understand
what your problem is.
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- You have a problem with fighting spirit.
- Exactly. Thanks.
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Therefore, first you need
turn on some music
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because everyone
here is like a zombie.
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Do you have Alexa here? Alexa,
turn on the second dirty NSA mix!
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Alexa? Alexa?
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Secondly, you need to raise
money and create a gym.
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- Yes!
- Get pumped with endorphins.
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Thirdly, you can somehow do it,
so that I can see the sun?
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So, I will interrupt you. First
of all, I’m not your secretary,
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I am a division director
cybersecurity DSP.
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My grandfather invented
bouncing bomb
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mom was a triple agent
during the cold war
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and dad was the first to invent
such a thing as the Internet.
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I'm sorry, but I do not care
indoor plants
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and natural light.
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Secondly, here
you are not the NSA,
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you are exclusively here
for networking.
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We don’t swing, we don’t listen
to playlists. We fight cybercrime
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terrorism and sex slavery.
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Thirdly, this is my unit,
my employees
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and let me be very
glad to cooperate
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with our oldest
and the closest ally
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I will not allow to undermine
my authority just because
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that some fool from the
government thinks they can
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fight cybercrime better than us.
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Nothing if I get back to work?
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Looks like you stopped talking.
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I'm still deaf after the flight.
Did you say something important?
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Will you endure
such an attitude? A? A? Rag!
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Evelyn...
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I drive results for the Bank of England.
Call me the car to the entrance.
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Ok don't forget the meeting at the Bank
of England. Do you need to call a car?
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Hold on, old man,
you can do it! Yes?
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Jerry, I'm wildly sorry
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what Chris said.
You must be offended.
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Do you know how
long I work at the NSA?
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- Fifty years?
- Two... Twenty-five years.
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- Sit down.
- Sure.
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Can you imagine what experience
can be purchased
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twenty-five years of service at the NSA?
- Nope.
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In fact, I know
everything in the world.
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I watched the intrigues of the terrorists
cyber attacks, attempts on life...
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- On yours?
- Shut up for a moment. - Yeah.
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I predicted the eleventh of September,
Afghanistan, bombings in London...
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- When you say, predicted...
“Could I have prevented them?”
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- Yes. - I think yes.
- Wow.
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But did anyone listen to me? Not.
Forever alone I am the same garbage:
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"Take your time Jerry, analyze
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no evidence."
- Yes.
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But what about the good old
American flair?
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This is exactly
what we are missing.
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- Have you sensed what will happen on September 11, 2001?
- Yes, it hit me like a thunder.
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And one more
time a moment later.
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You must have been in trouble?
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What? What am I? Yes you just look
you'll like it. Go here. Come along.
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- Yes?
- Yes! Take a look.
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- My God. - Touch it!
- No I do not want to...
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- Touch it!
- Do not touch!
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Forty-fourth caliber.
Right through.
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Wow. I have the exact same scar
after lipoma removal.
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- Here is a tyutelka in a tyutelka.
- Nothing like this.
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“That's exactly the same.”
- This is not a lipoma.
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“It's a bullet scar.”
- And from that side... - No!
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- Can?
- No, everything healed there perfectly,
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and nothing is visible.
“Why were you sent here?”
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- Relax?
- Yes, like that.
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Old man, you have no idea
how lucky you are with me.
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And do not say. Personally,
I'm insanely happy.
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I could be in Paris, Milan,
New York, but I chose London.
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- Cheltenham.
- Cheltenham. What's the point of hanging around here
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if you do not change the situation for the better?
- I will not argue.
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Of course I could stupidly keep in
touch until you lose heart rate,
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but I want to boost morale.
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Understand it so highly that people
would even move with difficulty.
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- You understood me?
“Not even... Yes.”
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I’m so uplifting
that people will run home.
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- People will like it.
“And you will help me.”
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Whatever you want, Jerry, just say it.
Consider me your personal assistant.
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I thought you were
my assistant anyway.
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Come on guys come, come.
Get into the circle.
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You too. You are also a team
drop that bullshit.
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All come, come.
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Pack up pack up
it is very important.
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- Like this. Take a closer look. Not by that much.
- Sorry.
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Wonderful. Look, we
stood in a circle. Awesome.
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So, the first thing to the core
I was struck when I arrived here,
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this is your depressed look.
Do not misunderstand me,
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each individually
looks... amazing
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but the general impression is like
wandering around an abandoned farm.
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Do you understand me?
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In general, for starters, I would
suggest team building exercises.
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- Great. - Yes. - Yes?
- Buzz.
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- Yes? - Yes.
- And now all together: "Yes, Jerry."
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- Yes, Jerry.
- Yes, Jerry.
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Okay, we’ll work on it. Take
your hands out of your pockets.
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- Ready?
- Yes.
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Jerry says: raise
your right hand.
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Lower it. You are all out!
Everyone dropped out!
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Now take a step to the right. Excellent!
Jerry says, "Take a step to the left."
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- God. “I got you wrong, right?”
- Yes.
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Therefore, listen carefully.
In my clap fall. Have fallen!
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For a start, not bad. Okay, get
up. Get up. Anyone hurt yourself?
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No problem. The main thing is trust. At the
expense of "three" I ask everyone to undress.
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Undress! I joked, stop it!
Where is your dignity?
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Keep exploring each other:
faces, bodies.
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And now I ask everyone to tell
when was the last time you had sex.
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This is a great way to get
to know each other, open up.
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We at the NSA do this every day.
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- Sex?
- Sometimes. What do you say, my friend?
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Hell, depending
on what you mean.
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“You don't know what sex is?”
- No, I know what sex is,
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just... hey, where are you?
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- Mary, do you want to start? “Hell,
that was a long time ago.” Sorry.
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- Noticeable. I can smell your pheromones.
- Thanks!
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“You must be a bawdy.”
- Not.
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It's sexy that you deny it.
Tuva...
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- At 10:15 this morning.
“You came at eight.” - Well yes.
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- What are you doing?!
- Chris, join in.
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We are engaged in team building.
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No, get back to work.
That's funny!
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Really, Chrissy, I do it
just because
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that it is absolutely necessary.
Also, see how everyone has fun.
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We came here not to have fun.
This is a communication center.
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Do you think Alan Turing
had fun? Well, all for work.
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No wait. Listen, I understand
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you absolutely don't need
dashing american fox
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in your stiff british
chicken coop.
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I didn’t want that either. But
I'm sure we will work together.
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- Come on, eat at least candy.
- Never.
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Shouldn't we cooperate?
A team?
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Yes Jerry!
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Do you really want Did your
employees see you like that?
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Eat candy. Eat candy.
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Okay!
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Hurrah! Jerry said, "Fall!"
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Jerry fixed the printer!
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You see. Therefore,
they sent me here!
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- Good Night!
- Good Night!
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