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- [Zach] They think they have to
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tell you that my story is a lie.
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But in reality, every bit of this happened
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just the way you're about to see it.
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(phone rings)
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- [Laura] Hi, this is
Laura, leave a message.
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(answering machine beeps)
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- Hey Laura, it's Zach.
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I'm going to the bar.
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I was wondering if you wanna meet up for a
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drink or maybe some dinner
tonight or whenever.
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Call me back.
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Los Angeles.
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Every night feels the same in Los Angeles.
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If you're a one in a million in this city,
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there's still seven more just like you.
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We're all just duplications of copies
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of Xeroxes, each of us living proof
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that there's no one and nothing here.
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(phone rings)
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- [Mandy] Hi, it's Mandy,
leave me a message.
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(answering machine beeps)
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- Hey Mandy, it's Zach.
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I'm going to the bar.
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I was just wondering if you wanna meet up.
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We could get dinner or a
drink tonight or tomorrow.
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Whenever you're free.
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Call me.
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(phone rings)
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- [Rebecca] Hello?
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- Hey, Rebecca?
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It's Zach.
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- [Rebecca] Hey, Zach.
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- You still wanna go see that
Hieronymus Bosch exhibit?
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- [Rebecca] Sure.
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- I'm going down to the
bar, I'm just wondering
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if you want to meet up
for a drink tonight.
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- [Rebecca] Take me to the
exhibit, we can have one after.
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(dramatic acoustic guitar music)
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♫ Jesus on the mainline
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♫ Jesus on the mainline
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♫ Jesus on the mainline
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♫ You can call Him up and
tell Him what you want
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♫ You can call and hurry along
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♫ You can call and hurry along
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♫ You can call and hurry along
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♫ You can call Him up and
tell Him what you want
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- [Rebecca] Hey!
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I'll be right down!
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♫ When you're sick and you can't get well
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♫ When you're sick and you can't get well
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- [Zach] Hey there.
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- Yo.
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I'm excited.
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Been wanting to see the
Bosch exhibit for weeks.
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Didn't they burn him in the end?
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- [Zach] Probably.
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They used to kill everyone
that was cool, didn't they?
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- [Voiceover] You have
reached your destination.
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- Oh man, is it a weekend?
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- Look at the line.
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- [Zach] I hate lines.
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- [Rebecca] Yeah, I don't do lines.
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- [Zach] I don't wanna be around
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that many people right now.
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Do you mind if we just
go to the bar instead?
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- [Rebecca] Yeah, no, let's
just go straight then.
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- We'll just go on the weekday
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when it's not as crowded, you know?
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- [Voiceover] Now turn left.
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- [Zach] That bar was
like a little bubble.
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My own private world.
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(soft rock music)
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- What are you thinking about?
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- [Zach] Huh?
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- You're just sitting there staring,
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you're not even talking to me.
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- Oh, sorry.
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I do that sometimes.
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- You could've had me tonight,
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but instead you showed me what
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a raging alcoholic you are.
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- Really?
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(chuckles)
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I didn't realize I was doing it.
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I thought if you get a girl drunk,
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that improves your chances of sex.
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- I am not even talking about sex.
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- [Zach] Hmm?
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Well what are you talking about?
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(loud thud)
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- [Rebecca] Ow!
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- [Zach] You all right?
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- [Rebecca] Nice house.
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- Thanks.
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Come on.
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You want another drink?
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- Yeah, I just think it's real creepy that
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you drove me here without even asking me.
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- Yeah, well I figured that was implied.
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You implied that.
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- You misunderstood me.
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I have a boyfriend, I just wanted to
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see the Hieronymus Bosch exhibit.
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- Yeah, but you kissed me earlier.
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- Yeah, that happens, I just...
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Wanted to see if the Earth was gonna move.
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- And?
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- And...
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It didn't.
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- Yes it did.
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What?
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- I have a boyfriend.
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- (mumbles) tell me you're not alone.
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- What does that have to do with anything?
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No!
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I just told you I have
a fucking boyfriend.
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- Well I don't know what to do
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here, I mean I can't rape you.
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- That's right you can't
rape me, motherfucker.
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No.
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- Come on, let's just go
to my room and lie down.
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- No.
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- Come on.
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- No, no!
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Stop it!
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- Why?
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- No, no!
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Because I have a boyfriend!
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Take me home.
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- I already did take you home.
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- Take me to my house!
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- No!
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(laughing)
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- Freakin' now, take me!
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- I will, I will, I will,
I will, I swear to God.
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I swear to God I'll take you home.
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(laughing)
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Come here.
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Lame.
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- I don't know whether
to kiss you or slap you.
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- Why don't you do both?
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(car revs)
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(jazzy music)
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I can't remember how many girls
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I'm messing with right
now, I think there's
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four and a half I know about for sure.
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Why would I like Crazy Eyes more?
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(phone rings)
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I thought I told you
not to keep calling me.
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- [Latisha] I just wanna see you so bad.
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(phone rings)
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- Hello?
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- [Latisha] I wish I was in your bed.
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I was thinking maybe you could book
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me a ticket to come
visit you next weekend.
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- I don't know what
I'm doing next weekend.
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I'm drunk, let me call you in the morning.
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- [Latisha] Okay.
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I love you.
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Zach?
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I love you.
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- Okay, goodbye.
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(phone rings)
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Hello?
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- I said I love you.
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- Okay, I love you.
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I'm going to sleep now, would
you please stop calling me?
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- [Latisha] Okay.
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(phone rings)
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Hello?
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- [Ex] Zach, what's wrong with you,
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you were supposed to pick up your son.
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- Shit.
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What day is it?
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- He's been sitting here for hours
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waiting for you with his backpack,
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he was so excited to see you.
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- Can I come get him right now?
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- No, that's too late.
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You know what, you're not
having him until Thanksgiving.
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- About Thanksgiving, I was thinking...
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Maybe we could all just
get together for dinner.
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Like we used to.
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- Like a family, with your mom and dad?
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- Yeah, like a family.
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- No, I don't think that's a good idea.
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- All right, see you.
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Tell him I'm sorry, okay?
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- Fuck you.
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(bass guitar music)
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- I need Crazy Eyes.
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- Man, shut up man, fuck that bitch,
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stop complaining about her.
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You know she drinks the most disgusting
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shit with cherries on the top.
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She's ridiculous, man.
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- What I'm gonna do is take her to dinner.
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Then...
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Oh fuck.
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(heavy breathing)
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If I can get her to share more than
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two bottles of wine with me, she's gonna
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want more, so I'll get a third bottle.
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Then I'll tell her there's
a fourth bottle at my house.
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By then, she'll be on a sugar rush,
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so she's gonna be craving a fourth bottle.
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Then I'll just take her home--
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- Yeah, and you'll struggle fuck her.
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- Nah, it won't be a struggle
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'cause she'll be passed out.
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I'm kidding, she won't know.
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She'll be so sweetened by the four or five
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bottles of wine she'll
be dying to fuck me.
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- [Dan] Yeah, maybe.
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I still say getting four or five girls all
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coked up in the jacuzzi is the best plan.
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- But I gotta, I gotta
have this Crazy Eyes girl.
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- Shut up about her.
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- Don't know what it is about her.
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- [Dan] God!
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- [Zach] How you doing?
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- [Rebecca] I feel like shit.
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I can't even function,
it gets dark so early.
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- Yeah, me too.
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I don't know if I can even handle
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being around people right now.
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- Me either, I just woke up,
I haven't eaten anything.
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I haven't even bathed in three days.
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- Well...
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What do you wanna do, you wanna maybe
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go get a glass of wine, some food then
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before we go to the museum?
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- Okay.
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- [Zach] Okay.
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- Wow, you have a kid.
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- Five year old son.
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- What happened with his mom?
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- I don't know, it just didn't work out.
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- We've been drinking this
wine at this table for hours.
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- Yeah, if we wanna go to the
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exhibit we should probably leave now.
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Unless you wanna just finish this one.
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- Yes!
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- Yeah?
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Well maybe we shouldn't go tonight then,
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maybe we should just, we
don't wanna be rushed.
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- Yeah, when we go we're gonna wanna
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take our time, look at all the paintings.
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We probably don't have time tonight.
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- Maybe we should get another bottle.
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(chuckling)
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Cheers.
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- Whoa.
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Watch it, buddy.
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- [Zach] Well we can hang
out again soon, right?
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- [Rebecca] Will you still take me
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to the Hieronymus Bosch exhibit?
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- [Zach] Of course.
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Bye.
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This kind of thing happens to everyone.
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Even Jesus drank wine and spent time
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with a hooker he didn't have sex with.
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Yo.
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Oh shit bro, don't worry.
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- Zach, sorry man.
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- It's all right.
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- So I guess your five bottles
of wine plan didn't work.
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- Dude, get me a drink
before this Crazy Eyes
270
00:14:49,683 --> 00:14:51,803
bitch drives me permanently insane.
271
00:14:51,797 --> 00:14:54,047
(chuckles)
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00:14:57,044 --> 00:14:59,884
Oh man, oh God, I need Crazy Eyes.
273
00:15:00,715 --> 00:15:02,655
I gotta have Crazy Eyes dude,
274
00:15:02,659 --> 00:15:06,179
I mean I will die without Crazy Eyes.
275
00:15:06,179 --> 00:15:07,259
- [Dan] Yeah.
276
00:15:08,523 --> 00:15:09,743
- What's Crazy Eyes?
277
00:15:09,739 --> 00:15:12,949
I've never heard of that, can I get some?
278
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:14,563
- Crazy Eyes is this girl I took home
279
00:15:14,558 --> 00:15:16,448
the other night and she made out with me
280
00:15:16,446 --> 00:15:17,846
and then she slapped me and then she
281
00:15:17,854 --> 00:15:20,274
talked about her boyfriend all night.
282
00:15:20,270 --> 00:15:22,520
- And she wouldn't let
him have sex with her.
283
00:15:22,519 --> 00:15:24,249
- What a tease.
284
00:15:24,254 --> 00:15:25,864
- Yeah, and then I hung out with her again
285
00:15:25,862 --> 00:15:28,392
and she wouldn't have
sex with me then either.
286
00:15:28,389 --> 00:15:30,979
- Dude, seriously, you
gotta stop over-tipping.
287
00:15:30,982 --> 00:15:33,822
- Fuck off buddy, I love you, bro.
288
00:15:36,639 --> 00:15:38,149
- Hey Zach, have I ever told you
289
00:15:38,151 --> 00:15:40,651
that I'm a lingerie designer?
290
00:15:40,654 --> 00:15:42,144
- [Zach] No.
291
00:15:42,143 --> 00:15:43,663
- Yeah, they're selling my lingerie
292
00:15:43,663 --> 00:15:46,413
at Barney's and Neiman Marcus and
293
00:15:48,158 --> 00:15:51,428
I'm getting bigger and bigger orders.
294
00:15:51,430 --> 00:15:52,260
- Great.
295
00:15:53,198 --> 00:15:54,838
- Maybe I should come over to your
296
00:15:54,838 --> 00:15:58,008
place and model them for you sometime.
297
00:15:58,998 --> 00:16:00,078
- Yeah, okay.
298
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,704
Hey, you know what?
299
00:16:02,703 --> 00:16:05,113
Let's get a round of shots
too, what do you say?
300
00:16:05,111 --> 00:16:06,191
- Sure, why not?
301
00:16:06,187 --> 00:16:07,017
- You want a shot?
302
00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:08,170
- Yeah, definitely.
303
00:16:08,172 --> 00:16:10,382
- [Dan] Keep tipping like that,
you'll get shots all night.
304
00:16:10,383 --> 00:16:11,723
- That's Dan "the man" Drake.
305
00:16:11,719 --> 00:16:12,619
- Here you go, sweetie.
306
00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:13,930
- [Autumn] Thank you.
307
00:16:13,928 --> 00:16:14,758
- Cheers.
308
00:16:14,761 --> 00:16:15,591
- [Zach] Cheers.
309
00:16:15,594 --> 00:16:16,824
- [Autumn] Cheers, ole.
310
00:16:16,819 --> 00:16:19,479
- [Dan] (laughs) Ole.
311
00:16:19,475 --> 00:16:21,815
- [Zach] I'd never been
smart when it came to women,
312
00:16:21,819 --> 00:16:23,709
but I knew enough to say that hooking up
313
00:16:23,707 --> 00:16:25,487
with this girl would be darker than
314
00:16:25,490 --> 00:16:27,790
getting trapped in a coalmine.
315
00:16:27,794 --> 00:16:29,424
With her I'd probably wind up laying
316
00:16:29,418 --> 00:16:32,838
my head on a railroad track a little bit.
317
00:16:49,270 --> 00:16:52,020
(doorbell rings)
318
00:17:07,270 --> 00:17:10,020
(doorbell rings)
319
00:17:15,973 --> 00:17:18,723
(doorbell rings)
320
00:17:27,803 --> 00:17:30,483
(doorbell rings)
321
00:17:30,478 --> 00:17:31,308
The fuck?
322
00:17:37,147 --> 00:17:38,627
- So?
323
00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:40,360
Where's my little angel?!
324
00:17:40,358 --> 00:17:41,968
- Yeah.
325
00:17:41,966 --> 00:17:44,536
- No, I don't have him
'till Thanksgiving, mom.
326
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:47,132
- Well happy Thanksgiving, son.
327
00:17:54,024 --> 00:17:58,214
- Whoa, you really do need
a woman's touch around here.
328
00:17:58,205 --> 00:17:59,035
- Mmmhm.
329
00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:01,473
My mom's right, I should just
330
00:18:01,469 --> 00:18:02,829
get back with my ex-wife, then
331
00:18:02,829 --> 00:18:04,009
I'll only have to pay for one
332
00:18:04,013 --> 00:18:05,823
house and one screeching bandit.
333
00:18:05,822 --> 00:18:07,452
- [Ex] The rest of your fucking family!
334
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:08,573
And tell your father to get--
335
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,045
- Get in back, buddy.
336
00:18:10,053 --> 00:18:11,923
Get in your seat.
337
00:18:11,921 --> 00:18:14,711
Yeah, go fuck yourself, honey!
338
00:18:14,713 --> 00:18:16,743
I can remember when
getting that shoe she just
339
00:18:16,737 --> 00:18:18,497
chucked at me like a skillet was the
340
00:18:18,503 --> 00:18:20,323
most important thing in the world.
341
00:18:20,319 --> 00:18:21,539
- Hey dad?
342
00:18:21,543 --> 00:18:23,443
After mommy goes like that, how about
343
00:18:23,439 --> 00:18:25,939
you just punch her in the nose?
344
00:18:25,943 --> 00:18:27,603
- Well 'cause if I did that then men with
345
00:18:27,599 --> 00:18:29,989
guns would come and put me in a cage.
346
00:18:29,991 --> 00:18:30,821
- Oh.
347
00:18:32,431 --> 00:18:33,931
Fuck you, grandpa.
348
00:18:35,003 --> 00:18:37,373
Get out of here, motherfucker.
349
00:18:37,369 --> 00:18:40,369
- Where did you learn those filthy words?
350
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:43,069
- Mommy threw shoes at us and screamed
351
00:18:43,072 --> 00:18:46,342
you're crazy like your whole family.
352
00:18:46,344 --> 00:18:47,184
- Oh.
353
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,620
(gun noises)
354
00:18:51,616 --> 00:18:52,866
- Are we crazy?
355
00:18:54,609 --> 00:18:55,839
- (whispers) Do you understand the
356
00:18:55,839 --> 00:18:57,169
long term psychological effect
357
00:18:57,168 --> 00:18:58,348
of the absence of a father,
358
00:18:58,351 --> 00:19:00,461
behaving like an adult parent?
359
00:19:00,456 --> 00:19:01,576
- Mom.
360
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:03,263
- You know, it's not
really a religious holiday,
361
00:19:03,263 --> 00:19:05,823
it's more of an acknowledgment
of a historical event.
362
00:19:05,815 --> 00:19:07,185
No matter how you feel about the
363
00:19:07,193 --> 00:19:09,353
colonization of America, it did happen
364
00:19:09,351 --> 00:19:11,281
and we should acknowledge that.
365
00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:13,089
Right, Big Chief?
366
00:19:13,087 --> 00:19:13,937
Huh?
367
00:19:13,943 --> 00:19:15,243
Oh!
368
00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:16,549
Oh no.
369
00:19:16,551 --> 00:19:19,461
(fake coughs)
370
00:19:19,455 --> 00:19:20,815
(chuckling)
371
00:19:20,821 --> 00:19:22,551
So we'll drop this crazy little Indian
372
00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:24,650
off at his mama's house on our way home.
373
00:19:24,654 --> 00:19:25,904
- Okay, thanks.
374
00:19:27,438 --> 00:19:29,028
- You're shaking.
375
00:19:29,030 --> 00:19:30,130
Your hand's been shaking like
376
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,217
a 90 year old's all day.
377
00:19:32,222 --> 00:19:34,152
You always shake when
you've been drinking.
378
00:19:34,150 --> 00:19:38,150
- [Zach] I haven't been
drinking that much, mom.
379
00:19:45,694 --> 00:19:47,674
- You drunk drive like a faggot.
380
00:19:47,669 --> 00:19:49,249
- [Dan] Oh shut up.
381
00:19:50,527 --> 00:19:52,367
- [Autumn] Hey Zach!
382
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:54,755
- Hey man, guess who I brought?
383
00:19:54,757 --> 00:19:59,017
- Yeah, well thanks, these are my parents.
384
00:19:59,021 --> 00:20:01,371
- [Dan] Oh, guess we must...
385
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:04,866
This is definitely the wrong house, sorry.
386
00:20:06,453 --> 00:20:07,793
- Hi, Dan Drake.
387
00:20:09,924 --> 00:20:11,174
- [Rebecca] Oof!
388
00:20:11,172 --> 00:20:13,122
- You're at the right
house, we were just leaving.
389
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:15,014
- Yes, come on, hun.
390
00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:16,133
Let's go.
391
00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:17,620
You take care, son.
392
00:20:17,618 --> 00:20:19,308
- Hey, thanks for dinner.
393
00:20:19,307 --> 00:20:20,217
- I'm okay.
394
00:20:21,074 --> 00:20:22,584
- It was nice.
395
00:20:22,578 --> 00:20:23,408
- Bye, buddy.
396
00:20:23,411 --> 00:20:24,801
- Have a good night.
397
00:20:24,802 --> 00:20:26,992
Happy Thanksgiving.
398
00:20:26,986 --> 00:20:30,066
- Come on, come on, (mumbles).
399
00:20:30,074 --> 00:20:30,914
Come on.
400
00:20:31,954 --> 00:20:35,874
(upbeat acoustic guitar music)
401
00:20:42,338 --> 00:20:45,168
(muffled chatter)
402
00:20:50,761 --> 00:20:52,851
- So what's your sign, Daniel?
403
00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:54,571
- [Dan] I'm a Scorpio.
404
00:20:54,569 --> 00:20:55,399
- Scorpio?
405
00:20:55,402 --> 00:20:56,242
- Yeah.
406
00:20:56,235 --> 00:20:57,325
- I love Scorpios.
407
00:20:57,332 --> 00:20:58,462
- Really?
408
00:20:58,460 --> 00:21:00,300
- Both of the loves of
my life were Scorpios.
409
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,130
- No shit.
410
00:21:07,044 --> 00:21:09,354
- My bikini looks good here.
411
00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:10,180
- Yeah.
412
00:21:10,183 --> 00:21:11,173
- [Autumn] Right?
413
00:21:11,174 --> 00:21:12,124
- Yeah, nice.
414
00:21:12,124 --> 00:21:14,444
- [Autumn] Zach, can I do
my photoshoot in your house?
415
00:21:14,444 --> 00:21:15,284
- Sure.
416
00:21:18,884 --> 00:21:19,724
- Oh shit!
417
00:21:21,052 --> 00:21:22,662
Fuck.
418
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,366
Oh no, I have to put this back together.
419
00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:25,418
- Do you need some help, or--
420
00:21:25,424 --> 00:21:28,504
- No, Rebecca, can you come inside please?
421
00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:31,224
- [Rebecca] Yeah, sure.
422
00:21:31,224 --> 00:21:32,824
I need a drink anyway.
423
00:21:32,816 --> 00:21:34,146
- [Autumn] Fuck.
424
00:21:41,464 --> 00:21:43,164
- That's some fancy underwear.
425
00:21:43,159 --> 00:21:44,319
- Yeah, if she had told me her
426
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,550
lingerie dissolved in water,
427
00:21:45,551 --> 00:21:47,441
I would have invested immediately.
428
00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:49,359
- [Dan] No shit, right?
429
00:21:50,495 --> 00:21:51,905
She's pretty hot, huh?
430
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,411
- Yeah, she's hot.
431
00:21:55,904 --> 00:21:58,744
- So what were you saying to Zach?
432
00:22:00,806 --> 00:22:02,386
- What?
433
00:22:02,391 --> 00:22:03,711
- I saw you talking to him and he
434
00:22:03,711 --> 00:22:05,601
said you were saying crazy things to him.
435
00:22:05,598 --> 00:22:08,248
I wanna know what you were saying.
436
00:22:08,254 --> 00:22:10,984
- I wasn't saying crazy things to Zach.
437
00:22:10,982 --> 00:22:13,212
Zach was saying crazy things to me.
438
00:22:13,214 --> 00:22:14,214
- Like what?
439
00:22:15,230 --> 00:22:18,750
- Whatever, he's a total
scumbag type of guy.
440
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:22,750
He is cute though, I could
see why you like him.
441
00:22:25,150 --> 00:22:27,480
- Hey hey, little aardvarks.
442
00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:30,879
- I have to pee.
443
00:22:31,789 --> 00:22:35,959
- I wish I could disappear
without having to go outside.
444
00:22:40,363 --> 00:22:42,533
- I'll meet you out there.
445
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:53,373
- My plan was going
perfect except for the fact
446
00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:55,991
that we're gonna die before
these bitches shut up.
447
00:22:55,987 --> 00:22:58,107
(laughing)
448
00:22:58,111 --> 00:22:58,941
Kampai.
449
00:23:04,303 --> 00:23:08,583
- (laughs) Shut the fuck up.
450
00:23:08,575 --> 00:23:10,065
You sure this isn't meth?
451
00:23:10,070 --> 00:23:13,850
- Yeah man, it's good coke like always.
452
00:23:13,854 --> 00:23:15,554
I'll see you in a minute.
453
00:23:15,550 --> 00:23:16,880
- Okay, see you.
454
00:23:17,806 --> 00:23:20,556
(dramatic music)
455
00:23:26,358 --> 00:23:28,038
(urinating)
456
00:23:28,038 --> 00:23:29,368
- Hey.
457
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:30,616
- Hey yourself.
458
00:23:43,566 --> 00:23:45,316
- [Rebecca] No no no.
459
00:23:45,317 --> 00:23:47,277
Yes yes yes yes.
460
00:23:47,277 --> 00:23:48,107
No no no.
461
00:23:49,125 --> 00:23:49,955
Yes.
462
00:23:58,325 --> 00:23:59,555
Don't.
463
00:23:59,557 --> 00:24:02,337
This is my butt, that's your butt.
464
00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:04,951
You're wearing expensive
underwear and I'm not.
465
00:24:04,952 --> 00:24:06,402
- These aren't expensive?
466
00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:09,221
- No, mine are working class.
467
00:24:09,224 --> 00:24:12,214
- Well I like your
little working class ass.
468
00:24:12,210 --> 00:24:14,490
- Where's Autumn and Dan Drake at?
469
00:24:14,488 --> 00:24:16,908
- I don't think they're coming back.
470
00:24:16,912 --> 00:24:18,062
Come here.
471
00:24:18,061 --> 00:24:19,201
- No.
472
00:24:19,197 --> 00:24:22,177
- (laughs) Come on.
473
00:24:22,182 --> 00:24:23,022
Whatever.
474
00:24:35,534 --> 00:24:37,414
- No, I can't.
475
00:24:37,407 --> 00:24:40,347
I don't (mumbles) for
anything, I'm too drunk.
476
00:24:40,350 --> 00:24:43,680
I'm like a drunk robot with no feelings.
477
00:24:44,953 --> 00:24:47,043
(grunts)
478
00:25:15,345 --> 00:25:17,505
(moaning)
479
00:25:20,905 --> 00:25:21,735
Ow.
480
00:25:22,841 --> 00:25:23,671
Ow, fuck.
481
00:25:28,633 --> 00:25:30,053
I need something.
482
00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:33,121
Do you have some Vicodin?
483
00:25:37,616 --> 00:25:41,776
- So we're finally gonna go
to the Bosch exhibit today?
484
00:25:48,192 --> 00:25:50,782
Forgot how much I like to cook.
485
00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:54,098
I used to cook so much
for my ex-wife that...
486
00:25:54,096 --> 00:25:56,556
(phone rings)
487
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,140
Speak of the devil.
488
00:26:03,056 --> 00:26:04,126
Hello?
489
00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:05,417
- [Ex] Hey.
490
00:26:05,423 --> 00:26:07,583
I'm sorry about the other day.
491
00:26:07,580 --> 00:26:09,470
I'm just having a really hard time
492
00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:11,518
dealing with the holidays by myself.
493
00:26:11,524 --> 00:26:14,014
- What about that surfer
guy you were going with?
494
00:26:14,012 --> 00:26:16,082
- [Ex] He moved out.
495
00:26:16,084 --> 00:26:17,674
- You're single again?
496
00:26:17,668 --> 00:26:18,498
- Yeah.
497
00:26:20,508 --> 00:26:23,398
And I'm having a really hard time.
498
00:26:23,396 --> 00:26:25,866
- Yeah, I know the feeling.
499
00:26:25,868 --> 00:26:28,878
- I need a little bit more money.
500
00:26:28,884 --> 00:26:30,174
You stopped giving me as much
501
00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:32,971
because he was living with me, right?
502
00:26:32,971 --> 00:26:35,661
- Yeah, I think that had
something to do with it.
503
00:26:35,659 --> 00:26:38,389
- I live alone again
and I was wondering if
504
00:26:38,387 --> 00:26:42,277
you can give me as much
as you gave me before.
505
00:26:42,275 --> 00:26:44,145
- I guess so.
506
00:26:44,147 --> 00:26:46,747
- Well can you call your lawyers?
507
00:26:46,747 --> 00:26:48,977
I really don't wanna talk to them anymore.
508
00:26:48,979 --> 00:26:50,619
- Yeah, fine.
509
00:26:50,619 --> 00:26:51,959
- [Ex] Thank you.
510
00:26:51,963 --> 00:26:53,583
- How's the little guy?
511
00:26:53,578 --> 00:26:54,578
- He's okay.
512
00:26:56,091 --> 00:26:57,541
I gave his dog away.
513
00:26:57,539 --> 00:26:59,029
- I thought we agreed that you'd
514
00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:01,594
take the dog to obedience school.
515
00:27:01,594 --> 00:27:03,674
- [Ex] Yeah, but I just
figured that if I get
516
00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:06,436
him another one right
away it's gonna be fine.
517
00:27:06,442 --> 00:27:09,562
- That's one way to look at it.
518
00:27:09,558 --> 00:27:11,888
I gotta go, I got something on the stove.
519
00:27:11,887 --> 00:27:13,347
- [Ex] Okay, bye.
520
00:27:13,350 --> 00:27:14,920
- [Zach] Every time I hang up the phone
521
00:27:14,918 --> 00:27:16,458
I know she's about to
eat some vegan bread and
522
00:27:16,461 --> 00:27:20,601
then fuck some surfer
dude with a ponytail.
523
00:27:20,598 --> 00:27:21,818
So you still wanna go to the
524
00:27:21,821 --> 00:27:24,571
Hieronymus Bosch exhibit tonight?
525
00:27:30,509 --> 00:27:33,429
- I might be in love with somebody else.
526
00:27:33,429 --> 00:27:35,099
His name's Vladimir.
527
00:27:35,101 --> 00:27:37,621
I think I'm in love with him.
528
00:27:37,621 --> 00:27:39,101
I'm gonna check.
529
00:27:39,101 --> 00:27:40,351
I should check.
530
00:27:42,037 --> 00:27:42,867
- Oh yeah?
531
00:27:44,133 --> 00:27:46,533
How you gonna do that?
532
00:27:46,533 --> 00:27:49,873
- Well first I'm going to shave my legs.
533
00:27:53,869 --> 00:27:56,649
Then I'm gonna shave my whole body.
534
00:27:56,652 --> 00:27:59,652
Then I'm going to drive to his place
535
00:28:02,355 --> 00:28:05,675
and I'm going to knock on the door.
536
00:28:05,679 --> 00:28:07,429
I'm gonna sit on the couch and then
537
00:28:07,433 --> 00:28:10,103
I'm just gonna see what happens.
538
00:28:12,665 --> 00:28:15,075
- When are you gonna do this?
539
00:28:16,385 --> 00:28:17,985
- Right now.
540
00:28:17,990 --> 00:28:20,490
(jazzy music)
541
00:28:30,082 --> 00:28:32,472
- [Dan] I fucked the hell
out of that girl, dude.
542
00:28:32,466 --> 00:28:34,746
I fucked the hell out of her!
543
00:28:34,746 --> 00:28:36,906
Brought her up to the park with the grass,
544
00:28:36,913 --> 00:28:38,273
you know, the jacket on the grass,
545
00:28:38,273 --> 00:28:39,973
laid her down on the jacket.
546
00:28:39,970 --> 00:28:41,390
Fucking went to town, dude.
547
00:28:41,385 --> 00:28:42,865
Went to fucking town, I was putting
548
00:28:42,865 --> 00:28:46,475
red welts on her ass,
she's calling me daddy.
549
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,630
Classy, I mean my plan worked, bro.
550
00:28:49,633 --> 00:28:52,003
- That was not classy, man.
551
00:28:52,001 --> 00:28:54,241
All they want is money, those girls.
552
00:28:54,241 --> 00:28:57,081
I mean they drive me
crazy, they're insane.
553
00:28:57,081 --> 00:28:58,581
Everybody's crazy.
554
00:28:59,665 --> 00:29:01,265
We're crazy.
555
00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:03,353
You're fucking crazy.
556
00:29:03,352 --> 00:29:05,922
- I love 'em all, man.
557
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,210
I love 'em all.
558
00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:08,628
- [Zach] What, you love all what?
559
00:29:08,632 --> 00:29:09,792
- Girls man, I just wanna fuck
560
00:29:09,792 --> 00:29:12,632
'em all, I wanna fuck whole towns!
561
00:29:13,592 --> 00:29:15,662
- I suck at this game.
562
00:29:15,664 --> 00:29:16,934
Not playing this anymore.
563
00:29:16,928 --> 00:29:18,598
I gotta make a call.
564
00:29:23,552 --> 00:29:26,052
- [Dan] Hey, folks, what's up?
565
00:29:28,831 --> 00:29:31,331
(phone rings)
566
00:29:35,285 --> 00:29:36,115
- Hello?
567
00:29:36,118 --> 00:29:37,608
- [Zach] Hi.
568
00:29:37,613 --> 00:29:39,373
I wanted to talk to you about something,
569
00:29:39,366 --> 00:29:41,116
I wanted to see if...
570
00:29:44,045 --> 00:29:46,655
You want to get together sometime?
571
00:29:46,661 --> 00:29:49,081
Just the two of us, you know?
572
00:29:50,017 --> 00:29:52,297
Have dinner or something?
573
00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:54,190
- Are you drunk?
574
00:29:54,188 --> 00:29:55,768
- Not really.
575
00:29:55,773 --> 00:30:00,253
- [Rebecca] Well it sounds
like you've been drinking.
576
00:30:00,252 --> 00:30:02,672
- Well you wanna have dinner?
577
00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:05,928
- I'm sorry, Zach.
578
00:30:11,591 --> 00:30:12,421
- Okay.
579
00:30:14,333 --> 00:30:16,173
- [Rebecca] I'm sorry.
580
00:30:21,925 --> 00:30:22,925
- It's okay.
581
00:30:25,117 --> 00:30:29,257
(police sirens wailing)
582
00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:33,341
(dramatic acoustic guitar music)
583
00:30:37,228 --> 00:30:40,848
Money is a medium that can
be exchanged for services.
584
00:30:40,853 --> 00:30:42,603
It has no real value.
585
00:30:43,612 --> 00:30:46,242
Really, it's just paper.
586
00:30:46,243 --> 00:30:48,743
One day it will all good poof.
587
00:30:50,403 --> 00:30:53,993
- You gave one, two,
$300 for those drinks.
588
00:31:04,675 --> 00:31:07,445
- All of you can kiss
my ass and suck my dick.
589
00:31:07,450 --> 00:31:08,480
- [Voiceover] Dude.
590
00:31:08,475 --> 00:31:11,775
- [Zach] You heard me,
suck my fucking dick.
591
00:31:11,783 --> 00:31:14,093
Give me more shots, bro.
592
00:31:14,094 --> 00:31:15,754
And get the fuck outta here Bob.
593
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:19,060
I don't need you looming over me.
594
00:31:19,062 --> 00:31:22,902
- You are (mumbles) it today.
595
00:31:25,784 --> 00:31:29,034
- [Zach] Would I know if I was in Hell?
596
00:31:30,032 --> 00:31:33,782
Or would things just
start looking like Hell?
597
00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:38,446
It was all red at the bar that night.
598
00:31:38,448 --> 00:31:40,118
And full of whorees.
599
00:31:41,864 --> 00:31:44,864
I caught the reflection of a Kraken,
600
00:31:47,397 --> 00:31:51,827
up from the deep, out
of the corner of my eye.
601
00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:53,516
Give me another beer and another shot.
602
00:31:53,522 --> 00:31:54,952
- Whoa, don't talk to me like a
603
00:31:54,954 --> 00:31:57,964
dog when I'm serving you, bro.
604
00:31:57,955 --> 00:31:59,865
- Give me a fucking beer, bro!
605
00:31:59,874 --> 00:32:02,934
- [Dan] You've had enough beer.
606
00:32:02,930 --> 00:32:04,910
- Fucking I knew it.
607
00:32:04,914 --> 00:32:06,934
You guys don't love me.
608
00:32:06,930 --> 00:32:09,150
Nobody, neither of you guys love me,
609
00:32:09,145 --> 00:32:12,515
fucking all you want is my fucking money.
610
00:32:12,521 --> 00:32:16,641
You're trying to get me killed Bob, right?
611
00:32:16,641 --> 00:32:18,291
Huh?
612
00:32:18,289 --> 00:32:20,699
- Take the night off,
drive him home, give him
613
00:32:20,697 --> 00:32:23,397
his medication, he's
obviously freaking out.
614
00:32:23,401 --> 00:32:26,101
- [Zach] Nobody's taking
me home and drugging me!
615
00:32:26,097 --> 00:32:27,337
- Dude, you know what, he's right.
616
00:32:27,337 --> 00:32:29,387
You obviously have had too much to drink.
617
00:32:29,385 --> 00:32:30,965
I'm gonna call you a cab,
you're gonna go home,
618
00:32:30,969 --> 00:32:32,779
and you're gonna sleep it off, okay?
619
00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,284
- You don't love me.
620
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,110
- We--
621
00:32:35,113 --> 00:32:36,493
- You don't fucking love me.
622
00:32:36,489 --> 00:32:37,779
Give me another beer.
623
00:32:37,777 --> 00:32:38,607
- [Dan] No.
624
00:32:38,610 --> 00:32:40,260
- Dan is your best
friend, you have another
625
00:32:40,264 --> 00:32:41,854
beer that you're squeezing in your hand
626
00:32:41,848 --> 00:32:44,748
right there, and nobody
is trying to kill you.
627
00:32:44,752 --> 00:32:46,362
- [Zach] Fuck you, man!
628
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:47,190
- Oh really?
629
00:32:47,193 --> 00:32:50,783
- Fuck, you're on Viagra,
and Dan Drake sells cocaine!
630
00:32:50,776 --> 00:32:52,146
- What the fuck?
631
00:32:52,152 --> 00:32:52,992
Chill!
632
00:32:52,985 --> 00:32:54,285
(glass shatters)
633
00:32:54,285 --> 00:32:56,175
- [Bob] Stop it, stop it!
634
00:32:56,179 --> 00:32:57,389
(glass shatters)
635
00:32:57,388 --> 00:32:58,768
That's it, that's enough.
636
00:32:58,771 --> 00:32:59,991
- Get outta here!
- That's enough.
637
00:32:59,989 --> 00:33:00,899
- [Zach] Let go of me!
638
00:33:00,904 --> 00:33:02,194
- [Bob] Come on, get outta here.
639
00:33:02,187 --> 00:33:03,777
- Fucking assholes!
640
00:33:03,781 --> 00:33:06,611
- [Dan] Wait out here for the cab.
641
00:33:08,013 --> 00:33:10,433
(door slams)
642
00:33:16,837 --> 00:33:18,237
- [Zach] I feel like I'm swinging
643
00:33:18,244 --> 00:33:21,974
high up in the rigging of a tossing ship.
644
00:33:21,972 --> 00:33:23,562
I must've been hit.
645
00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:29,020
I must've been beaten up,
but I don't remember it.
646
00:33:29,020 --> 00:33:31,450
Why can't I wake up?
647
00:33:31,453 --> 00:33:33,203
I need another drink.
648
00:33:34,284 --> 00:33:36,524
I need another drink.
649
00:33:36,516 --> 00:33:40,306
I tried to drown the monsters,
but they learned to swim.
650
00:33:40,308 --> 00:33:42,848
(mumbles) serpents.
651
00:33:42,853 --> 00:33:44,423
Crazy Eyes.
652
00:33:44,420 --> 00:33:47,500
(toy dinosaur roars)
653
00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:50,903
- Dad, wake up.
654
00:33:51,827 --> 00:33:53,437
Let's fight monsters.
655
00:33:53,443 --> 00:33:55,733
(toy dinosaur roars)
656
00:33:55,731 --> 00:33:56,821
Wake up.
657
00:33:56,819 --> 00:33:58,799
Fight monsters.
658
00:33:58,795 --> 00:34:01,845
- Sorry buddy, I can't
fight monsters right now.
659
00:34:01,851 --> 00:34:02,851
- [Max] Why?
660
00:34:04,090 --> 00:34:07,470
- Because I'm just too tired
to fight these monsters.
661
00:34:07,467 --> 00:34:09,217
- Dad, what happened?
662
00:34:14,714 --> 00:34:17,564
- I guess I was already fighting monsters.
663
00:34:17,562 --> 00:34:20,112
Maybe that's why I'm so tired.
664
00:34:20,114 --> 00:34:21,284
- Did you win?
665
00:34:22,690 --> 00:34:24,790
- [Zach] Not quite.
666
00:34:24,787 --> 00:34:28,287
- We should fight them together, dad.
667
00:34:28,290 --> 00:34:29,120
Wake up.
668
00:34:30,050 --> 00:34:32,220
- Go play with your nanny.
669
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:38,310
(dramatic music)
670
00:34:48,707 --> 00:34:50,727
Did you beat me up last night?
671
00:34:50,732 --> 00:34:51,652
- [Dan] No.
672
00:34:53,732 --> 00:34:56,932
- Well what happened
to my arm and my chest?
673
00:34:56,930 --> 00:34:58,810
- What happened is you're batshit crazy
674
00:34:58,806 --> 00:35:01,966
and you beat the fuck out of yourself.
675
00:35:03,592 --> 00:35:05,562
- Okay, I believe you.
676
00:35:05,556 --> 00:35:06,556
- Thank you.
677
00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:13,890
- I only had nine drinks.
678
00:35:14,809 --> 00:35:17,309
- A beer and a shot nine times?
679
00:35:17,306 --> 00:35:18,716
That's 18 drinks.
680
00:35:20,706 --> 00:35:21,536
- Oh man.
681
00:35:23,426 --> 00:35:26,836
- Your mom says you're drinking too much.
682
00:35:32,211 --> 00:35:33,541
Sign right here.
683
00:35:35,219 --> 00:35:36,389
How's the kid?
684
00:35:37,531 --> 00:35:38,361
- Good.
685
00:35:40,475 --> 00:35:42,015
- [Voiceover] How many
thousands of dollars'
686
00:35:42,018 --> 00:35:46,418
worth of cereal can a
kid that age really eat?
687
00:35:46,419 --> 00:35:48,269
When women like your ex get divorced,
688
00:35:48,266 --> 00:35:50,346
they think they're
gonna become bag ladies.
689
00:35:50,354 --> 00:35:51,824
She's not gonna become a bad lady,
690
00:35:51,818 --> 00:35:55,988
she'll always find someone
to buy her a $1,500 handbag.
691
00:35:58,186 --> 00:35:59,186
- That's it.
692
00:36:00,786 --> 00:36:02,786
- [Voiceover] That's it.
693
00:36:07,594 --> 00:36:08,874
- Oh no, don't worry about it.
694
00:36:08,874 --> 00:36:10,034
- Nah, I mean come on.
695
00:36:10,025 --> 00:36:11,675
- No I'm serious, your
money's no good here.
696
00:36:11,681 --> 00:36:12,831
Call me in the morning, let's go for
697
00:36:12,825 --> 00:36:14,735
a run if you can still
handle it, all right?
698
00:36:14,737 --> 00:36:16,967
- Okay, I'm down.
699
00:36:16,969 --> 00:36:18,529
Suddenly I felt like a normal guy
700
00:36:18,530 --> 00:36:19,880
just having a drink with my buddies
701
00:36:19,881 --> 00:36:22,301
and waiting on my sweetheart.
702
00:36:24,089 --> 00:36:26,259
(moaning)
703
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,283
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
704
00:36:39,152 --> 00:36:40,992
Yeah, yeah, pull back!
705
00:36:44,216 --> 00:36:48,126
(gentle acoustic guitar music)
706
00:37:11,021 --> 00:37:13,271
(vomiting)
707
00:37:18,262 --> 00:37:19,172
- Heads up.
708
00:37:19,167 --> 00:37:21,167
Crazy Eyes, six o'clock.
709
00:37:24,973 --> 00:37:28,203
- So did you shave your whole body?
710
00:37:28,197 --> 00:37:30,787
- No, I chickened out.
711
00:37:30,788 --> 00:37:34,158
I went home and got drunk instead.
712
00:37:34,156 --> 00:37:35,566
- Sounds healthy.
713
00:37:36,444 --> 00:37:37,844
- Mmmhm.
714
00:37:37,844 --> 00:37:39,764
- Let me buy you a drink.
715
00:37:39,756 --> 00:37:40,586
Dan!
716
00:37:44,964 --> 00:37:48,214
- [Rebecca] Did we have sex last night?
717
00:37:50,124 --> 00:37:52,744
- [Zach] No, are you joking?
718
00:37:52,739 --> 00:37:53,569
- No.
719
00:37:56,580 --> 00:37:58,920
- You made me stop.
720
00:37:58,918 --> 00:38:00,538
- [Rebecca] Oh.
721
00:38:00,539 --> 00:38:01,979
- [Zach] Yeah.
722
00:38:01,979 --> 00:38:02,809
- Sorry.
723
00:38:03,691 --> 00:38:05,771
- [Zach] Yeah, it's okay.
724
00:38:07,563 --> 00:38:08,403
Whatever.
725
00:38:11,171 --> 00:38:13,671
(phone rings)
726
00:38:18,611 --> 00:38:19,671
Hello?
727
00:38:19,667 --> 00:38:21,997
- Zach, I'm in the hospital.
728
00:38:22,917 --> 00:38:25,207
Your father's had a stroke.
729
00:38:25,210 --> 00:38:27,960
(dramatic music)
730
00:38:34,042 --> 00:38:35,542
- How's he doing?
731
00:38:35,538 --> 00:38:38,008
- [Voiceover] They think
he's gonna be all right.
732
00:38:38,010 --> 00:38:39,800
I found him crawling around on the kitchen
733
00:38:39,802 --> 00:38:43,052
floor vomiting and speaking in tongues.
734
00:38:47,802 --> 00:38:50,392
(techno music)
735
00:38:59,074 --> 00:39:01,724
- These margaritas are okay, but my uncle
736
00:39:01,721 --> 00:39:03,591
owns this bar in the valley and he
737
00:39:03,585 --> 00:39:06,415
makes the best margarita mix ever.
738
00:39:07,361 --> 00:39:09,101
He's world famous for it.
739
00:39:09,097 --> 00:39:09,977
- Really?
740
00:39:09,977 --> 00:39:11,387
- [Autumn] Mmmhm.
741
00:39:12,633 --> 00:39:16,453
My God, Zach, I have
totally got to get you some.
742
00:39:16,450 --> 00:39:19,120
I mean you would really love it.
743
00:39:21,417 --> 00:39:23,917
- Yeah, I like margaritas too.
744
00:39:26,288 --> 00:39:27,928
- Yeah, you can tell a lot about
745
00:39:27,928 --> 00:39:30,428
a person from what they drink.
746
00:39:38,650 --> 00:39:39,680
- Get off of me.
747
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:40,980
- No.
748
00:39:40,984 --> 00:39:42,324
- Get off of me.
749
00:39:46,903 --> 00:39:51,073
You can't unless you choke
me until I'm unconscious.
750
00:39:52,767 --> 00:39:54,267
- Will you let me fuck you if I
751
00:39:54,271 --> 00:39:57,531
choke you until you're unconscious?
752
00:39:57,534 --> 00:39:59,054
- That's the only way.
753
00:39:59,046 --> 00:39:59,876
- Okay.
754
00:40:01,992 --> 00:40:06,162
Turn on your side so it
doesn't hurt you when I do it.
755
00:40:14,291 --> 00:40:16,541
(coughing)
756
00:40:23,019 --> 00:40:24,909
Aw, we're wasted.
757
00:40:24,906 --> 00:40:27,026
(coughing)
758
00:40:27,026 --> 00:40:28,606
This is a bad idea.
759
00:40:29,706 --> 00:40:32,606
What if you didn't wake up?
760
00:40:32,608 --> 00:40:34,258
(gasps)
761
00:40:34,256 --> 00:40:35,086
- Fuck.
762
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:37,470
- Oh God.
763
00:40:38,871 --> 00:40:39,701
- Oh God.
764
00:40:41,602 --> 00:40:44,442
- (groans) Fuck, I'm so hungover.
765
00:40:44,439 --> 00:40:47,539
- I'm not even hungover, I'm still drunk.
766
00:40:47,543 --> 00:40:50,553
I slept in my contacts
and my eyes are all goopy,
767
00:40:50,552 --> 00:40:54,302
and fuck, my whole day
is wasted, I'm wasted.
768
00:40:59,076 --> 00:41:01,576
- So what are you doing today?
769
00:41:04,317 --> 00:41:05,837
- Nothing.
770
00:41:05,836 --> 00:41:10,766
We slept until four in the
afternoon and I'm still drunk.
771
00:41:10,772 --> 00:41:12,362
- Maybe we could finally catch
772
00:41:12,363 --> 00:41:14,863
that Hieronymus Bosch exhibit.
773
00:41:21,411 --> 00:41:24,851
- [Rebecca] Stop trying to
grab my hair and ride me.
774
00:41:24,851 --> 00:41:25,841
- [Zach] Woo woo!
775
00:41:25,835 --> 00:41:26,795
- [Rebecca] Let go of me.
776
00:41:26,803 --> 00:41:27,803
- [Zach] Yeehaw!
777
00:41:27,804 --> 00:41:29,724
- [Rebecca] Get off me!
778
00:41:31,705 --> 00:41:33,365
- Zach's rich right?
779
00:41:35,573 --> 00:41:37,323
- Yeah, yeah, he's...
780
00:41:39,053 --> 00:41:40,643
He's a millionaire.
781
00:41:42,637 --> 00:41:45,787
- [Autumn] I wish I could
just be Zach's wife.
782
00:41:45,789 --> 00:41:46,829
- [Voiceover] Whenever you're ready.
783
00:41:46,829 --> 00:41:48,329
- [Dan] Thank you.
784
00:41:50,941 --> 00:41:52,191
I got this one.
785
00:41:53,997 --> 00:41:58,157
- Leave a big tip 'cause I
plan on coming back here.
786
00:41:59,252 --> 00:42:01,672
- [Voiceover] Turn left in 300 yards.
787
00:42:01,668 --> 00:42:03,978
- Hey, what are you
doing, I said go straight.
788
00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:06,290
Why are you listening to that bitch again?
789
00:42:06,292 --> 00:42:08,242
- I'm just trying to go to the bar.
790
00:42:08,236 --> 00:42:09,296
- [Rebecca] Well take your pick,
791
00:42:09,301 --> 00:42:12,811
you wanna listen to that bitch or to me?
792
00:42:12,812 --> 00:42:15,242
(chuckles)
793
00:42:15,244 --> 00:42:16,644
- [Zach] I don't know.
794
00:42:16,644 --> 00:42:19,554
(phone rings)
795
00:42:19,548 --> 00:42:21,058
- What?
796
00:42:21,059 --> 00:42:22,949
- [Voiceover] Hey baby,
what are you doing?
797
00:42:22,948 --> 00:42:25,748
- Zach was just taking me to
the Hieronymus Bosch exhibit,
798
00:42:25,747 --> 00:42:27,077
but now we're just gonna go to
799
00:42:27,084 --> 00:42:29,914
the bar and get drunk instead.
800
00:42:29,908 --> 00:42:32,838
- This guy is a total dick.
801
00:42:32,835 --> 00:42:35,555
You tell him that I'm
gonna kick his fucking ass.
802
00:42:35,563 --> 00:42:37,443
(giggles)
803
00:42:37,443 --> 00:42:40,363
- [Rebecca] I'm not gonna tell him that.
804
00:42:40,355 --> 00:42:42,265
I'll talk to you later.
805
00:42:44,819 --> 00:42:46,069
- Who was that?
806
00:42:48,412 --> 00:42:52,832
- My boyfriend, he says
he's gonna kick your ass.
807
00:42:52,826 --> 00:42:54,656
That's all, no biggie.
808
00:42:57,186 --> 00:42:59,346
Don't worry about a thing.
809
00:43:08,717 --> 00:43:10,717
- I think mold did this.
810
00:43:12,061 --> 00:43:15,141
I think even here there's black mold.
811
00:43:21,805 --> 00:43:22,635
- Zach.
812
00:43:25,484 --> 00:43:26,324
Zach.
813
00:43:28,060 --> 00:43:29,560
Oh, there you are.
814
00:43:34,012 --> 00:43:37,292
Hey, let's get out of this fucking place.
815
00:43:37,292 --> 00:43:38,542
This bed sucks.
816
00:43:42,780 --> 00:43:44,650
I'm tied down.
817
00:43:44,650 --> 00:43:46,650
Why, why am I tied down?
818
00:43:48,556 --> 00:43:51,006
What is this place, Thailand?
819
00:43:51,011 --> 00:43:55,011
- Dad, you had a stroke,
you're in the hospital.
820
00:43:57,179 --> 00:43:58,749
- Really?
821
00:43:58,754 --> 00:43:59,594
- Yeah.
822
00:44:05,746 --> 00:44:06,826
- Was it bad?
823
00:44:09,301 --> 00:44:11,131
- Well it wasn't good.
824
00:44:13,693 --> 00:44:15,493
- There's a lump behind me.
825
00:44:15,485 --> 00:44:17,415
There's something behind me.
826
00:44:17,421 --> 00:44:19,571
- It's a tube, they put
a tube in your back.
827
00:44:19,565 --> 00:44:21,915
- I think it's a dead body.
828
00:44:21,924 --> 00:44:24,874
Yeah, they got me tied to a dead body.
829
00:44:24,869 --> 00:44:27,129
Your mother did this to me.
830
00:44:27,132 --> 00:44:30,222
(toy dinosaur roars)
831
00:44:35,220 --> 00:44:38,050
- Godzilla isn't real, but God is.
832
00:44:38,924 --> 00:44:40,674
- [Zach] Who told you that?
833
00:44:40,668 --> 00:44:41,918
- I don't know.
834
00:44:45,396 --> 00:44:47,156
- Who told you God is real?
835
00:44:47,164 --> 00:44:50,884
- No one dad, no one
told me that God is real.
836
00:44:50,884 --> 00:44:52,664
- Okay, good.
837
00:44:52,659 --> 00:44:54,249
'Cause it's not true.
838
00:44:54,252 --> 00:44:57,702
- I know, but many people believe it is.
839
00:44:57,699 --> 00:45:00,999
- [Zach] Yeah, but many people are stupid.
840
00:45:00,995 --> 00:45:01,985
Okay?
841
00:45:01,987 --> 00:45:02,957
You know that?
842
00:45:02,956 --> 00:45:03,786
- Yeah.
843
00:45:04,843 --> 00:45:07,263
(rock music)
844
00:45:27,654 --> 00:45:30,494
(playful humming)
845
00:45:33,644 --> 00:45:35,964
(phone rings)
846
00:45:35,963 --> 00:45:38,193
- Is that your son's mom?
847
00:45:38,187 --> 00:45:39,347
- No, Latisha.
848
00:45:41,091 --> 00:45:45,001
- Ugh, psycho ex-girlfriend, even worse.
849
00:45:45,003 --> 00:45:48,493
- Yeah, I'm not gonna answer it.
850
00:45:48,491 --> 00:45:51,961
- Why don't you just turn your phone off?
851
00:45:51,962 --> 00:45:54,362
- Can't, what if it's an
emergency with my son?
852
00:45:54,362 --> 00:45:55,882
My dad's in the ICU.
853
00:45:55,882 --> 00:45:58,382
(phone rings)
854
00:46:00,418 --> 00:46:02,258
- She's fucking crazy!
855
00:46:02,258 --> 00:46:03,658
- I know.
856
00:46:03,658 --> 00:46:06,158
(phone rings)
857
00:46:08,178 --> 00:46:09,768
- [Voiceover] You can't
just show up here and
858
00:46:09,770 --> 00:46:12,130
fuck me whenever you
want and them just leave.
859
00:46:12,130 --> 00:46:13,730
- I love this show.
860
00:46:13,730 --> 00:46:16,510
(laughing)
861
00:46:16,514 --> 00:46:19,014
(phone rings)
862
00:46:23,138 --> 00:46:25,308
- We might need an escape.
863
00:46:26,281 --> 00:46:28,941
- You wanna go get a drink?
864
00:46:28,937 --> 00:46:31,097
- Yeah, sounds good.
865
00:46:31,097 --> 00:46:34,257
- Let's to go the bar, I need a drink.
866
00:46:35,995 --> 00:46:36,825
Psycho.
867
00:46:39,689 --> 00:46:41,739
Hey I gotta pee, will
you order me a Rebecca?
868
00:46:41,737 --> 00:46:42,567
- Okay.
869
00:46:50,632 --> 00:46:53,112
- Zach my man, hey, what's happening, bro?
870
00:46:53,110 --> 00:46:54,010
- [Zach] Plenty.
871
00:46:54,014 --> 00:46:55,244
- Hey, Latisha's been calling me
872
00:46:55,238 --> 00:46:57,608
burning up the phone
lines asking about you.
873
00:46:57,606 --> 00:46:59,226
Girl's crazy dude, she's driving me nuts.
874
00:46:59,230 --> 00:47:02,090
- Crazy Eyes needs a vanilla
Stoli with ginger ale.
875
00:47:02,086 --> 00:47:03,456
- No, she doesn't need a vanilla Stoli.
876
00:47:03,462 --> 00:47:05,632
- Yeah yeah, she needs a Rebecca.
877
00:47:05,630 --> 00:47:06,570
- [Dan] A Rebecca?
878
00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:08,074
I've never even heard of a Rebecca,
879
00:47:08,070 --> 00:47:10,160
it's a stupid, gross drink.
880
00:47:10,157 --> 00:47:12,567
- Dude, you gotta make the girl a Rebecca,
881
00:47:12,565 --> 00:47:15,025
she asked me to get one with cherry.
882
00:47:15,029 --> 00:47:17,129
- I'm not doing that shit for you.
883
00:47:17,133 --> 00:47:20,133
- [Zach] What are you talking about?
884
00:47:23,213 --> 00:47:24,583
- Dan Drake, will you do me a favor
885
00:47:24,582 --> 00:47:28,412
and put extra extra cherries in mine?
886
00:47:28,413 --> 00:47:29,653
- Yeah.
887
00:47:29,645 --> 00:47:30,645
- Thank you.
888
00:47:31,741 --> 00:47:33,241
- I need to get the hell outta here,
889
00:47:33,237 --> 00:47:35,357
man, I need to escape from this place.
890
00:47:35,364 --> 00:47:37,174
- We just got here.
891
00:47:37,172 --> 00:47:41,342
- No, I mean LA, I can't stand LA anymore.
892
00:47:41,340 --> 00:47:43,390
- Where are we to go to?
893
00:47:43,389 --> 00:47:44,859
- I don't know.
894
00:47:44,860 --> 00:47:46,890
Maybe New York.
895
00:47:46,892 --> 00:47:48,812
You wanna come with me?
896
00:47:49,799 --> 00:47:50,889
- Really?
897
00:47:50,887 --> 00:47:52,227
- Yeah.
898
00:47:52,225 --> 00:47:53,055
- Yay!
899
00:47:53,058 --> 00:47:53,888
Cheers!
900
00:47:53,891 --> 00:47:55,141
- Cheers.
901
00:47:55,135 --> 00:47:56,485
- Yay.
902
00:47:56,487 --> 00:47:57,897
- You can get off work and everything?
903
00:47:57,903 --> 00:47:59,103
- Yeah.
904
00:47:59,103 --> 00:48:00,323
Let's get belligerent.
905
00:48:00,318 --> 00:48:01,898
- Let's get wasted.
906
00:48:03,215 --> 00:48:04,045
- Yeah.
907
00:48:09,799 --> 00:48:11,789
- You're a total dick, man.
908
00:48:11,791 --> 00:48:13,291
You shook my hand and you immediately
909
00:48:13,287 --> 00:48:15,857
tried to fuck my girlfriend.
910
00:48:15,862 --> 00:48:17,792
- No no, what I did was I shook your
911
00:48:17,792 --> 00:48:20,812
hand and then I did fuck your girlfriend.
912
00:48:20,814 --> 00:48:24,894
(girl shrieks)
(glass breaks)
913
00:48:24,887 --> 00:48:26,027
- [Zach] Get him, Dan!
914
00:48:26,034 --> 00:48:26,874
Get him!
915
00:48:29,322 --> 00:48:31,072
Give him another one!
916
00:48:34,776 --> 00:48:36,936
- Stay down, motherfucker!
917
00:48:38,369 --> 00:48:40,989
- [Zach] I don't care what
people say about Dan Drake.
918
00:48:40,993 --> 00:48:44,413
He's my friend and a genuine good person.
919
00:48:45,425 --> 00:48:50,145
Whatever, it's all just
whisky under the bridge.
920
00:48:50,152 --> 00:48:51,422
- Come on, stop it!
921
00:48:51,424 --> 00:48:53,224
Come on, stop it, stop
it, get him outta here!
922
00:48:53,216 --> 00:48:54,266
Take him outta here!
923
00:48:54,273 --> 00:48:55,253
Get him out!
924
00:48:55,248 --> 00:48:56,408
Come on!
925
00:48:56,408 --> 00:48:57,738
- Fucking idiot.
926
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,600
- [Dan] This is my bar!
927
00:49:09,751 --> 00:49:12,251
(phone rings)
928
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,779
- I thought I told you
not to call me anymore.
929
00:49:19,783 --> 00:49:22,373
- I want your dick in my mouth.
930
00:49:23,279 --> 00:49:26,229
- It's 4:30 in the morning.
931
00:49:26,229 --> 00:49:29,559
- I just want your dick so bad it hurts.
932
00:49:35,044 --> 00:49:35,884
- Rebecca.
933
00:49:37,108 --> 00:49:38,438
Rebecca, you up?
934
00:49:44,451 --> 00:49:45,281
Okay.
935
00:49:46,339 --> 00:49:48,339
My dick's in your mouth.
936
00:49:50,083 --> 00:49:52,043
Yeah, what do you do?
937
00:49:52,036 --> 00:49:54,196
(moaning)
938
00:49:59,075 --> 00:50:01,575
(dog whining)
939
00:50:05,499 --> 00:50:08,209
(whispers) Oh yeah, nice little pussy.
940
00:50:08,210 --> 00:50:11,250
- [Latisha] I wanna feel
your cum dripping out of me.
941
00:50:11,250 --> 00:50:14,000
(dramatic music)
942
00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:26,506
- Dad, you know my grandpa
with the really old face?
943
00:50:26,506 --> 00:50:27,496
- Yeah.
944
00:50:27,498 --> 00:50:28,328
- He died.
945
00:50:29,546 --> 00:50:31,576
- No, your grandfather, he is very
946
00:50:31,578 --> 00:50:33,158
sick and he's in the hospital,
947
00:50:33,162 --> 00:50:34,632
but he isn't dead, I just talked
948
00:50:34,633 --> 00:50:37,423
to him today, he didn't die.
949
00:50:37,417 --> 00:50:38,247
- He died.
950
00:50:40,257 --> 00:50:42,167
- No, I don't think so.
951
00:50:44,289 --> 00:50:46,719
- I know dad, I'm just kidding.
952
00:50:46,717 --> 00:50:48,717
But he's gonna die soon.
953
00:50:50,029 --> 00:50:52,109
- Yeah, well, you know...
954
00:50:53,765 --> 00:50:56,465
Eventually everybody dies, buddy.
955
00:50:56,469 --> 00:50:58,049
- Everybody?
956
00:50:58,053 --> 00:50:59,333
Even you?
957
00:50:59,332 --> 00:51:00,172
Even me?
958
00:51:01,380 --> 00:51:02,880
- Yeah, everybody.
959
00:51:04,820 --> 00:51:07,910
- When we die, how do we go?
960
00:51:07,908 --> 00:51:09,158
- Nobody knows.
961
00:51:13,860 --> 00:51:16,760
I'm going to New York, but it's
just for the weekend, okay?
962
00:51:16,764 --> 00:51:18,394
- I just want you to have as close
963
00:51:18,390 --> 00:51:21,490
a bond with your son as possible.
964
00:51:21,494 --> 00:51:23,514
- Mom, it's for the weekend.
965
00:51:23,510 --> 00:51:25,260
Max is gonna be fine.
966
00:51:28,134 --> 00:51:30,384
- I'm so worried about him.
967
00:51:31,222 --> 00:51:34,742
- Who are you worried
about, dad or my son?
968
00:51:34,741 --> 00:51:36,781
- All three of you.
969
00:51:36,781 --> 00:51:40,311
I just, I just don't have the words.
970
00:51:40,309 --> 00:51:43,409
- Jack, Jack, I'm in Puerto Rico.
971
00:51:43,413 --> 00:51:45,483
(chuckles) There was some colorful
972
00:51:45,477 --> 00:51:47,567
birds in my room the other day.
973
00:51:47,565 --> 00:51:49,895
- All the men in my life are leaving me.
974
00:51:49,904 --> 00:51:51,104
- You're not a good ex-husband.
975
00:51:51,095 --> 00:51:52,265
- I want your dick in my mouth.
976
00:51:52,270 --> 00:51:55,350
- I wish I could just be Zach's wife.
977
00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:57,070
- God.
978
00:51:58,462 --> 00:52:00,852
- Fucking Autumn, man.
979
00:52:00,846 --> 00:52:02,656
Always bitching about getting too old,
980
00:52:02,662 --> 00:52:06,202
not having enough money,
she needs more money.
981
00:52:06,198 --> 00:52:07,408
- Really?
982
00:52:07,414 --> 00:52:10,874
I thought she was a lingerie designer.
983
00:52:10,870 --> 00:52:12,540
- Lingerie designer?
984
00:52:13,385 --> 00:52:16,375
There's no such thing as
a lingerie designer, man.
985
00:52:16,377 --> 00:52:17,587
It's just a string that goes up
986
00:52:17,585 --> 00:52:20,835
your ass and it's either black or pink.
987
00:52:22,857 --> 00:52:23,687
- God.
988
00:52:25,481 --> 00:52:27,151
These fucking women.
989
00:52:29,297 --> 00:52:30,127
I mean...
990
00:52:33,033 --> 00:52:34,783
That's all they want.
991
00:52:35,833 --> 00:52:37,673
That is all they want!
992
00:52:39,057 --> 00:52:43,207
I mean I just can't take it anymore, man!
993
00:52:43,209 --> 00:52:46,889
I just can't fucking take it anymore!
994
00:52:46,888 --> 00:52:49,348
I'm fucking sick of this shit, man!
995
00:52:49,352 --> 00:52:51,572
I can't take these fucking girls!
996
00:52:51,568 --> 00:52:55,038
- Whoa, what is it
about this intersection?
997
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:56,400
You always flip out about chicks
998
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,100
at this same intersection?
999
00:52:58,104 --> 00:52:59,404
- Do I always do that here?
1000
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:03,140
- [Dan] Yeah you do,
every time for a year now.
1001
00:53:03,136 --> 00:53:04,406
- I don't know, I think it's that
1002
00:53:04,405 --> 00:53:07,065
weird pink building right there.
1003
00:53:08,069 --> 00:53:10,809
- Yup, pink like pussy.
1004
00:53:10,814 --> 00:53:13,064
(laughing)
1005
00:53:15,821 --> 00:53:18,241
- I just can't go on anymore.
1006
00:53:19,373 --> 00:53:21,513
(sobs) Oh God.
1007
00:53:21,505 --> 00:53:23,335
- Whoa, what do you mean
you can't go on, dude?
1008
00:53:23,344 --> 00:53:24,624
Wait, hold on, whoa, Zach, you can't
1009
00:53:24,624 --> 00:53:25,744
just stop in the middle
(car honks)
1010
00:53:25,736 --> 00:53:27,146
of thinks man, you're driving here.
1011
00:53:27,152 --> 00:53:29,172
- [Voiceover] Hey move
your fucking car, man!
1012
00:53:29,168 --> 00:53:30,818
- My heart.
1013
00:53:30,824 --> 00:53:34,784
My heart feels like it's wiggling around.
1014
00:53:34,776 --> 00:53:39,616
- Yeah, I'm sure it probably
does feel all wiggly.
1015
00:53:39,624 --> 00:53:40,464
- Fuck.
1016
00:53:42,768 --> 00:53:44,308
Man, I need a drink.
1017
00:53:44,312 --> 00:53:45,152
- [Dan] Yeah?
1018
00:53:45,145 --> 00:53:45,975
- I need a drink.
1019
00:53:45,978 --> 00:53:47,058
- Okay, what?
1020
00:53:49,561 --> 00:53:50,601
- I need a bar.
1021
00:53:50,603 --> 00:53:52,093
- [Dan] Are you all right?
1022
00:53:52,091 --> 00:53:53,891
- [Zach] I gotta get out of this town.
1023
00:53:53,886 --> 00:53:55,466
I gotta go to New York.
1024
00:53:55,470 --> 00:53:58,390
Some struggle fuck,
some corner fuck, I even
1025
00:53:58,390 --> 00:54:01,560
know a guy who swears
by the surround fuck.
1026
00:54:01,558 --> 00:54:04,358
But all that's just old
line in new bottles.
1027
00:54:04,358 --> 00:54:06,768
My technique, the New York fuck,
1028
00:54:06,766 --> 00:54:09,086
never fails because what's more romantic
1029
00:54:09,093 --> 00:54:11,163
than flying her to New York, getting her
1030
00:54:11,157 --> 00:54:12,757
drunk, and taking her on a horsey ride
1031
00:54:12,758 --> 00:54:15,238
right down the middle of Times Square?
1032
00:54:15,237 --> 00:54:19,067
(jazzy acoustic guitar music)
1033
00:54:43,241 --> 00:54:47,411
Well if there's anything I
can do to help, let me know.
1034
00:54:48,717 --> 00:54:50,967
- Buy me a house in Venice.
1035
00:54:53,317 --> 00:54:54,167
Eh?
1036
00:54:54,172 --> 00:54:55,182
(chuckles)
1037
00:54:55,180 --> 00:54:56,010
Come on.
1038
00:54:57,940 --> 00:54:59,930
- If you started having sex with me,
1039
00:54:59,925 --> 00:55:02,585
then maybe I'll buy you a house.
1040
00:55:04,358 --> 00:55:06,188
- It would be bad sex.
1041
00:55:07,645 --> 00:55:08,895
- I don't care.
1042
00:55:10,420 --> 00:55:11,920
- I'm not a whore.
1043
00:55:12,948 --> 00:55:14,858
- It wouldn't be prostitution.
1044
00:55:14,860 --> 00:55:17,030
I mean we're really close.
1045
00:55:18,068 --> 00:55:22,938
I think it would actually be
really natural and loving.
1046
00:55:22,941 --> 00:55:26,561
Whores fuck people they don't even know.
1047
00:55:26,556 --> 00:55:30,056
- I fuck people I don't even know.
1048
00:55:30,059 --> 00:55:32,679
- Well then you're a whore already.
1049
00:55:32,683 --> 00:55:35,273
(jazzy music)
1050
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:39,270
(loud knocking)
1051
00:55:49,348 --> 00:55:50,748
- Hey.
1052
00:55:50,749 --> 00:55:53,109
- Aww, what are you doing there, baby?
1053
00:55:53,109 --> 00:55:54,439
- I have to pee.
1054
00:55:56,575 --> 00:55:57,635
- [Zach] (mumbles)?
1055
00:55:57,636 --> 00:55:58,736
- [Rebecca] No!
1056
00:55:58,741 --> 00:55:59,961
- All right, come on.
1057
00:55:59,958 --> 00:56:00,788
- Okay!
1058
00:56:09,398 --> 00:56:11,648
(grunting)
1059
00:56:25,829 --> 00:56:27,319
No!
1060
00:56:27,316 --> 00:56:28,476
Get off of me!
1061
00:56:32,870 --> 00:56:35,300
- (laughs) Stop.
1062
00:56:35,295 --> 00:56:37,545
(laughing)
1063
00:56:43,287 --> 00:56:47,447
You little, hey, hold still,
you wiggly little salamander.
1064
00:56:48,302 --> 00:56:50,382
(laughing)
1065
00:56:50,381 --> 00:56:52,211
You're the salamander.
1066
00:56:53,301 --> 00:56:54,531
(screaming)
1067
00:56:54,534 --> 00:56:55,374
- Ow!
1068
00:57:05,581 --> 00:57:06,751
- What's this?
1069
00:57:08,741 --> 00:57:11,011
- I think you bit me last night.
1070
00:57:11,013 --> 00:57:11,853
- Oh.
1071
00:57:12,933 --> 00:57:15,693
Well you must've been trying to rape me.
1072
00:57:15,685 --> 00:57:18,315
- Maybe, but at this point I don't think
1073
00:57:18,324 --> 00:57:21,364
it would even be rape, it would just be...
1074
00:57:21,357 --> 00:57:23,017
Kinky sex basically.
1075
00:57:24,756 --> 00:57:27,086
In fact, I could probably...
1076
00:57:30,301 --> 00:57:31,881
Rape you right now.
1077
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:37,350
And your case would never hold up.
1078
00:57:37,348 --> 00:57:40,848
In fact, you would just look like a whore.
1079
00:57:47,205 --> 00:57:49,545
- It looks like it's getting infected.
1080
00:57:49,547 --> 00:57:51,627
It's probably gonna scar.
1081
00:57:53,556 --> 00:57:54,386
- Yeah.
1082
00:57:55,395 --> 00:57:59,985
You probably left a
permanent mark on my body.
1083
00:57:59,990 --> 00:58:00,820
- Good.
1084
00:58:02,158 --> 00:58:04,658
(phone rings)
1085
00:58:06,062 --> 00:58:07,132
- Hello?
1086
00:58:07,126 --> 00:58:08,526
- You're busted.
1087
00:58:08,526 --> 00:58:11,606
I know you're with that girl Rebecca.
1088
00:58:14,373 --> 00:58:17,373
- Okay, well I guess that's it then.
1089
00:58:19,334 --> 00:58:21,334
- [Latisha] What do you mean that's it?
1090
00:58:21,334 --> 00:58:24,304
- Well I guess that's that then, huh?
1091
00:58:24,301 --> 00:58:25,581
- [Latisha] If you're in New York
1092
00:58:25,581 --> 00:58:26,891
and we're breaking up right now,
1093
00:58:26,893 --> 00:58:30,833
then you have to come do it in person.
1094
00:58:30,829 --> 00:58:32,409
- Well I, I mean...
1095
00:58:35,325 --> 00:58:38,655
All right, I'll, I'm gonna figure out...
1096
00:58:39,813 --> 00:58:42,923
What to do and then I'll
call you back, okay?
1097
00:58:42,917 --> 00:58:44,247
- [Latisha] Bye.
1098
00:58:46,652 --> 00:58:48,422
- Who was that?
1099
00:58:48,420 --> 00:58:49,760
- [Zach] That was Latisha.
1100
00:58:49,764 --> 00:58:50,894
- What?
1101
00:58:50,892 --> 00:58:52,962
How does she know we're here?
1102
00:58:52,964 --> 00:58:54,614
- [Zach] I honestly have no idea,
1103
00:58:54,612 --> 00:58:56,622
did you post something online?
1104
00:58:56,620 --> 00:58:57,820
- Of course.
1105
00:58:57,820 --> 00:59:00,360
What's she gonna do,
come here and kill us?
1106
00:59:00,363 --> 00:59:01,803
- (chuckles) No.
1107
00:59:01,796 --> 00:59:05,956
Look, let me just go over
there and break up with her.
1108
00:59:09,988 --> 00:59:13,438
- You broke up with her months ago.
1109
00:59:13,435 --> 00:59:16,265
(soft scat music)
1110
00:59:39,593 --> 00:59:40,433
- Hey.
1111
00:59:45,913 --> 00:59:47,083
How you doing?
1112
01:00:12,688 --> 01:00:15,568
Didn't you wanna talk about something?
1113
01:00:15,567 --> 01:00:17,397
What do you wanna say?
1114
01:00:59,206 --> 01:01:01,256
(dog whines)
1115
01:01:01,258 --> 01:01:04,318
(door slams)
1116
01:01:04,323 --> 01:01:07,163
(playful humming)
1117
01:01:12,754 --> 01:01:13,594
- Hey!
1118
01:01:15,505 --> 01:01:16,505
How'd it go?
1119
01:01:18,625 --> 01:01:20,265
- It went.
1120
01:01:20,273 --> 01:01:22,023
- Well what happened?
1121
01:01:23,001 --> 01:01:24,171
- It happened.
1122
01:01:25,265 --> 01:01:26,925
- How'd she take it?
1123
01:01:28,153 --> 01:01:29,713
- She took it.
1124
01:01:29,705 --> 01:01:32,865
- Hey, you wanna get matching tattoos?
1125
01:01:34,925 --> 01:01:35,755
Huh?
1126
01:01:37,312 --> 01:01:39,432
- Yeah, well how about
this, I got an idea,
1127
01:01:39,432 --> 01:01:42,192
why don't you get one and then if
1128
01:01:42,192 --> 01:01:45,192
I want one later, then I'll get one.
1129
01:01:46,472 --> 01:01:47,822
- I want it on my lower back,
1130
01:01:47,824 --> 01:01:49,854
but I don't want it to be a tramp stamp.
1131
01:01:49,847 --> 01:01:51,967
- That's what a tramp stamp is.
1132
01:01:51,967 --> 01:01:53,437
- No, I just want it to be a cute
1133
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:55,380
little wiggly salamander crawling
1134
01:01:55,383 --> 01:01:57,383
up to the inside of my pants.
1135
01:01:57,378 --> 01:01:58,408
- I'm not saying not to get it
1136
01:01:58,410 --> 01:01:59,730
on your lower back, I'm just saying
1137
01:01:59,725 --> 01:02:01,855
that's what a tramp stamp is.
1138
01:02:01,857 --> 01:02:03,937
That's what they call it.
1139
01:02:05,617 --> 01:02:08,947
I'm getting a call, I'll be there.
1140
01:02:08,953 --> 01:02:09,793
- Hey.
1141
01:02:10,724 --> 01:02:13,314
So do you guys do tattoos here?
1142
01:02:15,724 --> 01:02:18,244
- [Ex] Ho ho ho, merry Christmas.
1143
01:02:18,236 --> 01:02:19,296
- What?
1144
01:02:19,301 --> 01:02:20,721
It's Christmas?
1145
01:02:20,723 --> 01:02:22,783
Shit.
(laughing)
1146
01:02:22,778 --> 01:02:26,598
- No no, it's not, but
it's coming up soon and I
1147
01:02:26,602 --> 01:02:29,172
was just wondering what
you're planning for Max.
1148
01:02:29,172 --> 01:02:33,312
- Oh, well I'm in Manhattan so maybe I'll
1149
01:02:33,305 --> 01:02:36,365
go up to FAO Schwarz and
I'll get him something.
1150
01:02:36,370 --> 01:02:38,320
- What about a piano?
1151
01:02:38,322 --> 01:02:39,742
- [Zach] A piano?
1152
01:02:40,625 --> 01:02:42,385
- Zach, it's a scientific fact
1153
01:02:42,393 --> 01:02:44,503
that it's good for his brain, okay?
1154
01:02:44,497 --> 01:02:47,477
And it's a healing thing,
we've discussed this.
1155
01:02:47,481 --> 01:02:50,981
- Maybe I'll get him a piano for my house.
1156
01:02:58,260 --> 01:03:00,040
- Think you could run
down to the store and
1157
01:03:00,044 --> 01:03:03,884
buy me some Aquaphor for
my tattoo, rub on it?
1158
01:03:06,422 --> 01:03:07,262
Hmm?
1159
01:03:08,451 --> 01:03:10,951
(phone rings)
1160
01:03:22,188 --> 01:03:23,908
- Hi, Zach.
1161
01:03:23,907 --> 01:03:25,947
It's been so long since I heard from you.
1162
01:03:25,947 --> 01:03:27,487
Where you been?
1163
01:03:27,492 --> 01:03:31,402
- I'm in Vermont right
now, it's really beautiful.
1164
01:03:31,395 --> 01:03:35,985
I'm surrounded by nine foot
walls of snow everywhere.
1165
01:03:35,987 --> 01:03:39,247
Anyway, you wanna hang out tomorrow night
1166
01:03:39,251 --> 01:03:40,761
'cause I could come to New York,
1167
01:03:40,763 --> 01:03:43,643
I could fly out there
and we could hang out.
1168
01:03:43,643 --> 01:03:44,503
- Really?
1169
01:03:44,499 --> 01:03:46,409
You'd fly here just to see me?
1170
01:03:46,411 --> 01:03:48,091
- Well yeah.
1171
01:03:48,091 --> 01:03:50,801
We could go to the Aquagrill
or something like that.
1172
01:03:50,802 --> 01:03:52,802
What do you think?
1173
01:03:52,802 --> 01:03:53,642
- Hey!
1174
01:03:53,635 --> 01:03:55,185
- [Zach] Look what I've got for you.
1175
01:03:55,194 --> 01:03:56,524
- Great!
1176
01:03:56,523 --> 01:03:58,363
- Want me to put it on your tattoo?
1177
01:03:58,362 --> 01:04:00,282
- [Rebecca] Yes please.
1178
01:04:01,114 --> 01:04:02,114
- All right.
1179
01:04:07,762 --> 01:04:08,602
- Ah!
1180
01:04:10,810 --> 01:04:11,930
- That all right?
1181
01:04:11,932 --> 01:04:13,472
- Yeah.
1182
01:04:13,468 --> 01:04:14,858
- Hey, do you mind if I stay in
1183
01:04:14,860 --> 01:04:16,920
New York for a couple more days?
1184
01:04:16,924 --> 01:04:19,084
Just wanna do some more Christmas shopping
1185
01:04:19,084 --> 01:04:21,644
and see some of my friends out here.
1186
01:04:21,635 --> 01:04:23,115
- Yeah, that's fine.
1187
01:04:23,115 --> 01:04:24,955
I gotta get back though.
1188
01:04:24,955 --> 01:04:25,785
- Okay.
1189
01:04:28,043 --> 01:04:30,463
(loud smack)
1190
01:04:33,827 --> 01:04:36,907
Calculations collapse, formulas fail.
1191
01:04:38,043 --> 01:04:41,563
Even the New York fuck
didn't work on Crazy Eyes.
1192
01:04:41,563 --> 01:04:45,733
Now I'm left scavenging the
abyss with a hungry ghost.
1193
01:04:48,754 --> 01:04:52,364
Harlots like these are the
price guys like me have to pay.
1194
01:04:52,355 --> 01:04:55,355
(jazzy piano music)
1195
01:05:00,346 --> 01:05:02,506
(moaning)
1196
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:22,760
- [Max] Cool!
1197
01:05:26,198 --> 01:05:27,198
Thanks, dad.
1198
01:05:31,454 --> 01:05:35,474
- Hey, I'm sorry that I
told you God doesn't exist.
1199
01:05:35,470 --> 01:05:37,080
I'm sorry about that 'cause I
1200
01:05:37,078 --> 01:05:39,808
don't really know that that's true.
1201
01:05:39,805 --> 01:05:40,915
(sneezes)
1202
01:05:40,917 --> 01:05:41,747
Bless you.
1203
01:05:43,733 --> 01:05:45,713
I don't think anybody really knows
1204
01:05:45,709 --> 01:05:48,809
though, you know what I mean?
1205
01:05:48,813 --> 01:05:50,273
The thing is if He does exist,
1206
01:05:50,269 --> 01:05:51,569
then he might be even more of a
1207
01:05:51,565 --> 01:05:53,285
monster than Godzilla because people
1208
01:05:53,285 --> 01:05:56,495
who believe in Him blow each other up.
1209
01:05:56,501 --> 01:05:59,081
- I know, maybe there is a God.
1210
01:06:02,564 --> 01:06:04,704
♫ I'm the queen of darkness
1211
01:06:04,700 --> 01:06:06,360
♫ Black leather harness
1212
01:06:06,356 --> 01:06:07,726
♫ Damn I look cute
1213
01:06:07,725 --> 01:06:10,195
♫ But I'm far from harmless
1214
01:06:10,204 --> 01:06:13,964
♫ Don't be alarmed, it's just me
1215
01:06:13,956 --> 01:06:18,066
♫ Siri, please (mumbles)
1216
01:06:18,071 --> 01:06:19,491
♫ Bitches think I'm crazy
1217
01:06:19,494 --> 01:06:21,344
♫ Slash bride lazy
1218
01:06:21,342 --> 01:06:25,112
♫ Bet you can't (mumbles) baby
1219
01:06:25,110 --> 01:06:28,400
♫ (mumbles) candles, ashes on the mantle
1220
01:06:28,398 --> 01:06:29,868
♫ Other boys they found me just
1221
01:06:29,870 --> 01:06:32,360
♫ A little too hard to handle
1222
01:06:32,357 --> 01:06:34,987
♫ Damn yo, this is just a side gig
1223
01:06:34,990 --> 01:06:37,240
♫ I'm chilling here, and it's all
1224
01:06:37,239 --> 01:06:40,589
♫ Because, well, I'm just throwing it
1225
01:06:40,585 --> 01:06:42,195
♫ Y'all think I'm not seeing different
1226
01:06:42,201 --> 01:06:43,791
♫ Everywhere it's relevant
1227
01:06:43,785 --> 01:06:45,365
♫ Choke that boy, those guys were gas
1228
01:06:45,369 --> 01:06:47,419
♫ Just to see let's get in this scrap
1229
01:06:47,417 --> 01:06:50,617
♫ Calm down, (mumbles)
I got you on your knees
1230
01:06:50,617 --> 01:06:54,777
♫ See a little pledge and
now I'm getting hungry ♫
1231
01:06:56,425 --> 01:06:57,905
- I'm gonna puke.
1232
01:06:57,906 --> 01:07:01,066
(crowd counting down)
1233
01:07:03,775 --> 01:07:07,725
- [Crowd] Five, four, three, two, one!
1234
01:07:07,727 --> 01:07:09,437
(vomits)
1235
01:07:09,439 --> 01:07:11,239
(cheering)
1236
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:14,550
(dance music)
1237
01:07:14,554 --> 01:07:18,624
♫ And this is what the devil does
1238
01:07:18,618 --> 01:07:20,728
♫ And this is what the devil does
1239
01:07:20,729 --> 01:07:22,749
♫ And this is what the devil does
1240
01:07:22,749 --> 01:07:26,379
♫ And this is what the devil does ♫
1241
01:07:26,381 --> 01:07:28,631
(groaning)
1242
01:07:32,037 --> 01:07:34,167
- [Dan] Light years later and you're the
1243
01:07:34,167 --> 01:07:37,877
same, but everyone you knew is dead.
1244
01:07:37,876 --> 01:07:39,706
- Hey Zach, oh my God.
1245
01:07:41,644 --> 01:07:44,644
Zach, we are having the coolest.
1246
01:07:44,642 --> 01:07:46,112
(laughing)
1247
01:07:46,109 --> 01:07:50,279
Conversation about time
and space and the universe.
1248
01:07:51,112 --> 01:07:53,032
- [Zach] No you're not.
1249
01:07:54,179 --> 01:07:58,349
- Rebecca, do some coke so
you can hang out with us.
1250
01:08:03,068 --> 01:08:04,878
- No no no no no no, I don't want her
1251
01:08:04,876 --> 01:08:06,266
to do, don't give her coke.
1252
01:08:06,267 --> 01:08:07,747
I don't wanna stay up all night.
1253
01:08:07,747 --> 01:08:08,757
- [Autumn] What?
1254
01:08:08,755 --> 01:08:11,115
But it's New Year's!
1255
01:08:11,115 --> 01:08:12,245
I don't know why you guys think
1256
01:08:12,251 --> 01:08:13,931
I'm such a horrible person.
1257
01:08:13,931 --> 01:08:15,201
You're the only ones who think that,
1258
01:08:15,203 --> 01:08:17,003
everyone else thinks I'm a sweetheart.
1259
01:08:16,995 --> 01:08:18,505
- We don't think you're a horrible person,
1260
01:08:18,507 --> 01:08:21,137
we just know that you're not
a sweetheart, that's all.
1261
01:08:21,139 --> 01:08:22,559
- [Autumn] You think I'm a bitch?
1262
01:08:22,555 --> 01:08:24,075
- [Dan] I didn't say
you were a bitch, okay?
1263
01:08:24,075 --> 01:08:25,445
I'm just saying you're not a sweetheart,
1264
01:08:25,450 --> 01:08:26,990
none of your friends have ever thought so,
1265
01:08:26,994 --> 01:08:28,474
and nobody would ever say Autumn
1266
01:08:28,474 --> 01:08:30,134
is a sweetheart in a sentence.
1267
01:08:30,133 --> 01:08:31,383
- (sobs) So you're saying everyone
1268
01:08:31,378 --> 01:08:33,818
thinks I'm a horrible person?
1269
01:08:33,818 --> 01:08:35,568
- Just the way it is.
1270
01:08:36,444 --> 01:08:38,634
- Fuck you, you fucking asshole!
1271
01:08:38,630 --> 01:08:39,800
- Ow, stop it!
1272
01:08:40,638 --> 01:08:42,528
- I'm a fucking sweetheart!
1273
01:08:42,531 --> 01:08:43,971
I'm a fucking sweetheart!
1274
01:08:43,968 --> 01:08:45,298
- [Dan] Stop it!
1275
01:08:47,218 --> 01:08:51,058
- [Autumn] Everyone
thinks I'm a sweetheart!
1276
01:08:51,060 --> 01:08:53,730
- She is kinda a sweetheart.
1277
01:08:53,731 --> 01:08:56,481
(dramatic music)
1278
01:08:59,147 --> 01:09:03,307
- It's really bad luck not to
have sex on New Year's day.
1279
01:09:05,467 --> 01:09:08,377
- I think maybe we're just friends.
1280
01:09:09,427 --> 01:09:11,427
- Well maybe I'm confused because you come
1281
01:09:11,427 --> 01:09:14,097
here and you sleep every
night naked in my bed,
1282
01:09:14,099 --> 01:09:16,789
and my friends call you my girlfriend.
1283
01:09:16,787 --> 01:09:19,197
- I don't know, I'm confused.
1284
01:09:20,523 --> 01:09:22,453
I like hanging out with you, I still want
1285
01:09:22,451 --> 01:09:26,371
you to take me to the
Hieronymus Bosch exhibit.
1286
01:09:30,961 --> 01:09:35,421
- I don't wanna take you to
the Hieronymus Bosch exhibit.
1287
01:09:35,417 --> 01:09:39,827
Unless you have wild,
passionate sex with me before.
1288
01:09:39,832 --> 01:09:40,672
And after.
1289
01:09:42,248 --> 01:09:43,788
- I'm sure all of his creepy weird
1290
01:09:43,792 --> 01:09:46,042
sexual paintings will help.
1291
01:09:47,056 --> 01:09:48,886
- Yeah, it can't hurt.
1292
01:09:57,672 --> 01:10:00,882
- I think you should stop
trying to have sex with me.
1293
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:03,460
Think maybe we're just friends.
1294
01:10:04,336 --> 01:10:06,416
- I mean I don't want you
to think I'm mad at you,
1295
01:10:06,423 --> 01:10:09,733
but I'm really bored just sitting here not
1296
01:10:09,728 --> 01:10:12,558
trying to have sex with you, so...
1297
01:10:16,199 --> 01:10:19,839
I'm gonna go have a beer with Dan Drake.
1298
01:10:19,839 --> 01:10:22,629
- Okay, fine, I'm leaving then.
1299
01:10:22,631 --> 01:10:23,871
- Okay, fine.
1300
01:10:23,871 --> 01:10:27,421
Maybe I'll just start drinking right now.
1301
01:10:27,415 --> 01:10:30,885
(coughing violently)
1302
01:10:30,887 --> 01:10:32,477
- Ah, that was water!
1303
01:10:32,479 --> 01:10:33,969
- That was my contact lenses,
1304
01:10:33,967 --> 01:10:37,037
you just drank my contact lenses.
1305
01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:39,610
You are such an alcoholic!
1306
01:10:39,614 --> 01:10:41,534
Happy fucking New Year!
1307
01:10:43,710 --> 01:10:45,460
- Hey Kim, it's Zach.
1308
01:10:47,310 --> 01:10:48,890
I was thinking about you, just wanted to
1309
01:10:48,894 --> 01:10:50,554
see what you've been up to, if you want to
1310
01:10:50,550 --> 01:10:53,300
go for drinks or get some dinner.
1311
01:10:54,414 --> 01:10:55,504
Call me back.
1312
01:10:56,487 --> 01:10:58,607
Hey Melissa, it's Zach.
1313
01:10:58,614 --> 01:11:00,054
Been thinking about you, just wanted to
1314
01:11:00,046 --> 01:11:03,846
see if you want to get some
drinks or go to dinner.
1315
01:11:03,845 --> 01:11:05,405
Give me a call.
1316
01:11:05,414 --> 01:11:06,634
Erica?
1317
01:11:06,629 --> 01:11:07,879
Hey, it's Zach.
1318
01:11:08,829 --> 01:11:12,449
- It's a good thing it's over, man.
1319
01:11:12,445 --> 01:11:13,595
- You think so?
1320
01:11:13,597 --> 01:11:15,137
- Yeah, I mean I can take it if
1321
01:11:15,141 --> 01:11:17,771
a certain weird courtship with Crazy Eyes
1322
01:11:17,765 --> 01:11:21,095
brought you to a darker place than ever.
1323
01:11:22,221 --> 01:11:24,431
- You're right, man.
1324
01:11:24,429 --> 01:11:25,719
- [Dan] Fuck those bitches.
1325
01:11:25,717 --> 01:11:27,467
- Yeah, you're right.
1326
01:11:33,364 --> 01:11:35,704
They'll never hurt us again.
1327
01:11:36,604 --> 01:11:39,464
(woman shrieking)
1328
01:11:39,459 --> 01:11:42,289
(glasses shatter)
1329
01:11:50,026 --> 01:11:52,436
- [Voiceover] Hold him, hold!
1330
01:11:56,602 --> 01:11:58,022
Get him, get him!
1331
01:12:10,243 --> 01:12:11,853
(loud whack)
1332
01:12:11,846 --> 01:12:15,176
(radio tuning)
1333
01:12:15,181 --> 01:12:16,851
- What am I all wet?
1334
01:12:18,830 --> 01:12:21,060
What am I all wet?
1335
01:12:21,062 --> 01:12:22,652
What am I all wet?!
1336
01:12:30,581 --> 01:12:32,381
- I'll tell you what though, those guys
1337
01:12:32,381 --> 01:12:34,871
are never coming back in here ever.
1338
01:12:34,869 --> 01:12:38,909
- I know man, that was like
a goddamn Vietcong ambush.
1339
01:12:38,908 --> 01:12:40,358
And you know what, you
wouldn't have gotten
1340
01:12:40,355 --> 01:12:41,635
hit if you had just let me knock
1341
01:12:41,635 --> 01:12:43,065
the guy out in the first place.
1342
01:12:43,067 --> 01:12:44,357
- What are you talking about?
1343
01:12:44,363 --> 01:12:46,393
You did knock him out in the first place.
1344
01:12:46,394 --> 01:12:49,074
They hit me before we even saw him.
1345
01:12:49,066 --> 01:12:50,106
- What are you talking about?
1346
01:12:50,108 --> 01:12:51,508
I was the one who knocked the guy out.
1347
01:12:51,507 --> 01:12:54,797
I was the one that did that, okay?
1348
01:12:54,802 --> 01:12:57,642
(Rebecca sobbing)
1349
01:13:03,378 --> 01:13:06,628
(police radio chatter)
1350
01:13:08,274 --> 01:13:10,774
- [Voiceover] Come over here.
1351
01:13:10,770 --> 01:13:12,790
Have you been drinking?
1352
01:13:12,786 --> 01:13:13,616
- What?
1353
01:13:13,619 --> 01:13:15,239
- [Voiceover] Have you been drinking?
1354
01:13:15,242 --> 01:13:16,082
- No!
1355
01:13:20,642 --> 01:13:21,652
Shit.
1356
01:13:21,649 --> 01:13:22,869
- [Voiceover] Come on.
1357
01:13:22,865 --> 01:13:26,575
- [Rebecca] Where are you
putting me, I'm not drunk!
1358
01:13:26,577 --> 01:13:28,737
(sobbing)
1359
01:13:29,753 --> 01:13:33,723
Hey, you guys (mumbles)?
1360
01:13:33,721 --> 01:13:37,191
(coughing violently)
1361
01:13:37,193 --> 01:13:38,963
- [Zach] I woke up hungover this morning,
1362
01:13:38,961 --> 01:13:41,501
but I didn't drink last night.
1363
01:13:41,496 --> 01:13:42,326
Or did I?
1364
01:13:44,905 --> 01:13:48,405
The world seemed like it was
trying to come to an end.
1365
01:13:48,408 --> 01:13:51,898
The city holding us
together was falling apart.
1366
01:13:51,896 --> 01:13:55,146
All I could think about was Crazy Eyes.
1367
01:13:56,041 --> 01:13:57,841
I couldn't remember why we were possessed,
1368
01:13:57,842 --> 01:14:01,622
but the fact was that it was too late.
1369
01:14:01,624 --> 01:14:03,124
The tires had already
hit the ice and nothing
1370
01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:05,490
could change the next series of events.
1371
01:14:05,488 --> 01:14:07,988
(jazzy music)
1372
01:14:18,698 --> 01:14:21,448
- You didn't have to bail me out.
1373
01:14:23,066 --> 01:14:23,976
- Whatever.
1374
01:14:45,155 --> 01:14:49,275
- My car's totally totaled,
my license is suspended.
1375
01:14:49,283 --> 01:14:51,583
My boss just called up and fired me.
1376
01:14:51,579 --> 01:14:53,619
I hate my life.
1377
01:14:53,619 --> 01:14:55,709
- [Voiceover] Make a u-turn when possible.
1378
01:14:55,707 --> 01:14:57,537
- Turn that bitch off!
1379
01:15:00,499 --> 01:15:02,229
- Look, I gotta stop by the hospital,
1380
01:15:02,227 --> 01:15:05,427
I have to check on my father, okay?
1381
01:15:05,426 --> 01:15:08,296
- I was just at the hospital.
1382
01:15:08,298 --> 01:15:10,588
- Yeah, well I wanna see how my
1383
01:15:10,594 --> 01:15:15,154
dad's doing, so I'm
gonna go to the hospital.
1384
01:15:15,148 --> 01:15:18,228
- They're gonna think you beat me up.
1385
01:15:19,866 --> 01:15:20,946
- [Zach] Hey.
1386
01:15:24,418 --> 01:15:27,338
- Do you finally have a new friend?
1387
01:15:28,523 --> 01:15:30,943
What's your name, she's cute.
1388
01:15:31,825 --> 01:15:32,655
- Rebecca.
1389
01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:35,949
- It's very good to meet you.
1390
01:15:36,793 --> 01:15:37,873
- Hey mom.
1391
01:15:37,865 --> 01:15:38,695
- Hi.
1392
01:15:40,995 --> 01:15:44,265
Oh, they said we could probably
1393
01:15:44,267 --> 01:15:46,767
take him home in a week or so.
1394
01:15:48,323 --> 01:15:50,273
I wish I could take you two out
1395
01:15:50,274 --> 01:15:53,304
for dinner or something, but I
1396
01:15:53,298 --> 01:15:55,628
stopped going to restaurants
1397
01:15:56,554 --> 01:15:59,554
because of my mold hypersensitivity.
1398
01:16:06,466 --> 01:16:08,946
- So Crazy Eyes is moving off to upstate
1399
01:16:08,946 --> 01:16:11,986
New York or wherever the hell she's from.
1400
01:16:11,994 --> 01:16:12,834
- Good.
1401
01:16:13,891 --> 01:16:16,071
I always told you that girl was a cunt.
1402
01:16:16,072 --> 01:16:19,292
Your life is gonna be
unimaginably better without her.
1403
01:16:19,294 --> 01:16:20,884
- Yeah, I guess so.
1404
01:16:26,261 --> 01:16:28,431
(gunshot)
1405
01:16:31,228 --> 01:16:32,488
- Mr. Drake!
1406
01:16:32,492 --> 01:16:33,642
What have you been up to?
1407
01:16:33,644 --> 01:16:34,544
- Hey Andrew.
1408
01:16:34,540 --> 01:16:35,370
- Hey.
1409
01:16:35,373 --> 01:16:37,103
- Just masturbating and crying as usual.
1410
01:16:37,100 --> 01:16:39,500
(laughing)
1411
01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:40,830
This is Zach.
1412
01:16:40,828 --> 01:16:42,038
- [Andrew] Anybody shooting full beers
1413
01:16:42,036 --> 01:16:44,406
with a BB gun at noon is cool by me.
1414
01:16:44,412 --> 01:16:45,552
- Yeah, he's cool.
1415
01:16:45,548 --> 01:16:46,848
- You still selling cocaine?
1416
01:16:46,852 --> 01:16:49,442
- Yeah, only to discrete customers.
1417
01:16:49,443 --> 01:16:50,283
Come on.
1418
01:16:51,243 --> 01:16:53,113
- [Andrew] I don't do cocaine.
1419
01:16:53,107 --> 01:16:55,137
I just throw it on pussy.
1420
01:16:55,140 --> 01:16:57,850
Makes the clitoris grow to
the size of your finger.
1421
01:16:57,853 --> 01:16:59,093
- [Dan] Haven't heard that.
1422
01:16:59,092 --> 01:17:01,622
- Yeah, but personally,
I've never done the stuff.
1423
01:17:01,617 --> 01:17:03,667
(gunshot)
1424
01:17:03,665 --> 01:17:04,645
- Right.
1425
01:17:04,649 --> 01:17:05,749
- I can't tell you if that was
1426
01:17:05,753 --> 01:17:07,233
any good or not 'cause I don't do it.
1427
01:17:07,233 --> 01:17:09,123
- [Dan] No shit.
1428
01:17:09,121 --> 01:17:10,421
(gunshot)
1429
01:17:10,416 --> 01:17:11,856
Hey!
1430
01:17:11,855 --> 01:17:14,055
That was my fucking bird feeder, man!
1431
01:17:14,055 --> 01:17:17,395
- Come on, it's not the
worse thing I've ever done.
1432
01:17:17,399 --> 01:17:20,569
(gentle scat singing)
1433
01:17:24,192 --> 01:17:25,032
Hey.
1434
01:17:25,979 --> 01:17:26,809
- Hey.
1435
01:17:29,657 --> 01:17:33,407
- You haven't gotten
much progress done, huh?
1436
01:17:39,075 --> 01:17:40,155
Nice unicorn.
1437
01:17:42,306 --> 01:17:43,936
- It's a horse.
1438
01:17:43,938 --> 01:17:44,768
No horn.
1439
01:18:07,088 --> 01:18:10,758
I don't need a fucking
snow globe right now.
1440
01:18:12,328 --> 01:18:14,078
- It's nice in there.
1441
01:18:15,496 --> 01:18:16,936
Don't you sometimes wanna just
1442
01:18:16,936 --> 01:18:19,846
move inside of one of those things?
1443
01:18:22,936 --> 01:18:25,146
- Maybe you have time and money to
1444
01:18:25,151 --> 01:18:26,901
sit around wishing you could move inside
1445
01:18:26,896 --> 01:18:30,146
a snow globe, but I have real problems.
1446
01:18:35,639 --> 01:18:36,469
- So...
1447
01:18:38,015 --> 01:18:40,095
You wanna go get a drink?
1448
01:18:40,951 --> 01:18:41,951
- Of course.
1449
01:18:50,503 --> 01:18:53,003
- All right folks, that's
it, we're closing down!
1450
01:18:52,999 --> 01:18:54,119
Closing time!
1451
01:18:54,118 --> 01:18:55,888
(groans and boos)
1452
01:18:55,894 --> 01:18:58,234
- [Bob] Let's go, thank you!
1453
01:19:02,482 --> 01:19:04,982
Keep rolling people, let's go!
1454
01:19:06,307 --> 01:19:09,027
- I bet sometime soon you're gonna wanna
1455
01:19:09,026 --> 01:19:13,546
hang out with a girl
that'll actually fuck you.
1456
01:19:13,546 --> 01:19:16,176
- Stay the fuck away from us!
1457
01:19:16,178 --> 01:19:19,508
- Hey, come on, I'm just messing around.
1458
01:19:21,522 --> 01:19:23,522
You know I like to play.
1459
01:19:28,026 --> 01:19:29,336
(glass shatters)
1460
01:19:29,337 --> 01:19:31,717
- [Rebecca] I'll kill you, cunt!
1461
01:19:31,722 --> 01:19:34,062
(screaming)
1462
01:19:35,937 --> 01:19:37,097
Fucking bitch!
1463
01:19:41,384 --> 01:19:42,224
Kill you!
1464
01:20:01,697 --> 01:20:03,857
(choking)
1465
01:20:07,756 --> 01:20:10,166
- Let me at that crazy bitch!
1466
01:20:11,876 --> 01:20:16,876
- I'm gonna have to move
back in with my mom and dad.
1467
01:20:16,875 --> 01:20:20,955
I don't know what I'm
gonna do with all my stuff.
1468
01:20:23,368 --> 01:20:25,668
- Just try to relax.
1469
01:20:25,670 --> 01:20:27,110
You can stay here for a few days
1470
01:20:27,110 --> 01:20:29,700
while we try to sort it out.
1471
01:20:29,702 --> 01:20:31,252
- I'm just going through a rough time
1472
01:20:31,254 --> 01:20:32,584
right now, I don't know how many times
1473
01:20:32,576 --> 01:20:33,816
I have to say the same fucking thing,
1474
01:20:33,821 --> 01:20:36,161
I'm not your fucking girlfriend.
1475
01:20:36,157 --> 01:20:38,657
(phone rings)
1476
01:20:41,965 --> 01:20:42,795
- Hello?
1477
01:20:52,533 --> 01:20:53,373
I see.
1478
01:20:54,356 --> 01:20:57,106
(dramatic music)
1479
01:21:09,930 --> 01:21:12,570
- My life fucking sucks.
1480
01:21:12,569 --> 01:21:14,679
I have nothing and you're a rich
1481
01:21:14,681 --> 01:21:16,231
asshole with no feelings, you don't
1482
01:21:16,225 --> 01:21:19,305
even know what it's like to struggle.
1483
01:21:51,131 --> 01:21:55,301
I wanna die, you're a useless,
unresponsive alcoholic!
1484
01:21:57,540 --> 01:21:59,960
(door slams)
1485
01:22:19,821 --> 01:22:23,461
- Donald Raizman has gone past us.
1486
01:22:23,462 --> 01:22:27,382
Earth is the beginning,
death is a destination.
1487
01:22:42,290 --> 01:22:43,290
- I'm sorry.
1488
01:22:45,650 --> 01:22:49,070
Hey, do you wanna say something to daddy?
1489
01:22:50,434 --> 01:22:52,934
- Thanks for the piano, daddy.
1490
01:22:55,404 --> 01:22:57,654
- Go give your daddy a hug.
1491
01:23:08,204 --> 01:23:10,064
- [Zach] I love you, buddy.
1492
01:23:10,060 --> 01:23:12,060
- I love you too, daddy.
1493
01:23:20,820 --> 01:23:21,650
- Bye.
1494
01:23:27,788 --> 01:23:30,958
(gentle scat singing)
1495
01:23:37,289 --> 01:23:38,759
- [Zach] Some people say you become
1496
01:23:38,762 --> 01:23:40,852
a man when your dad dies.
1497
01:23:42,433 --> 01:23:45,883
I don't give a fuck what people say.
1498
01:23:45,881 --> 01:23:49,131
All I could think about was Crazy Eyes.
1499
01:23:51,145 --> 01:23:53,475
- You know my grandpa
with the really old face?
1500
01:23:53,480 --> 01:23:54,980
(gasping)
1501
01:23:54,984 --> 01:23:55,824
He died.
1502
01:24:02,384 --> 01:24:04,294
- Maybe you have time and money to
1503
01:24:04,288 --> 01:24:05,958
sit around wishing you could move inside
1504
01:24:05,963 --> 01:24:09,213
a snow globe, but I have real problems.
1505
01:24:13,059 --> 01:24:15,559
(phone rings)
1506
01:24:18,339 --> 01:24:19,169
Hello?
1507
01:24:20,066 --> 01:24:21,146
- [Zach] Hey.
1508
01:24:22,276 --> 01:24:23,106
- Hey.
1509
01:24:24,138 --> 01:24:28,348
- Sorry I haven't called
you back in a couple weeks.
1510
01:24:28,354 --> 01:24:30,194
My father passed away.
1511
01:24:34,426 --> 01:24:35,256
- Sorry.
1512
01:24:37,545 --> 01:24:38,805
- How you been?
1513
01:24:38,812 --> 01:24:41,182
- [Rebecca] Good, I've
been back here in New York.
1514
01:24:41,183 --> 01:24:43,783
Working in my aunt's bar.
1515
01:24:43,783 --> 01:24:46,533
Getting hit on by creepy old men.
1516
01:24:48,047 --> 01:24:51,317
- Hey listen, as it
turns out the Hieronymus
1517
01:24:51,319 --> 01:24:55,069
Bosch exhibit is going
to New York next week.
1518
01:24:56,344 --> 01:24:59,244
(chuckles)
1519
01:24:59,239 --> 01:25:00,699
- Yay.
1520
01:25:00,702 --> 01:25:04,702
(upbeat french accordion music)
1521
01:26:27,149 --> 01:26:30,889
- I was supposed to leave today, but...
1522
01:26:30,885 --> 01:26:32,275
I was thinking I could just stay with you
1523
01:26:32,277 --> 01:26:33,827
and we could get haircuts and you
1524
01:26:33,829 --> 01:26:36,409
could get your matching tattoo.
1525
01:26:42,605 --> 01:26:46,565
- I thought you said three days, right?
1526
01:26:46,572 --> 01:26:47,962
- Yeah, well there was all this stuff
1527
01:26:47,956 --> 01:26:49,626
that I thought I had to do, but it turns
1528
01:26:49,628 --> 01:26:51,178
out it's fell through and I could stay
1529
01:26:51,183 --> 01:26:54,353
here with you if you want me to.
1530
01:26:54,350 --> 01:26:56,100
Don't you want me to?
1531
01:27:05,398 --> 01:27:08,378
- You remember what you
said about the Earth
1532
01:27:08,381 --> 01:27:11,631
not moving and love and all that stuff?
1533
01:27:13,597 --> 01:27:14,427
- Mmmhm.
1534
01:27:16,837 --> 01:27:20,667
- I just think maybe you
were right, you know?
1535
01:27:23,197 --> 01:27:24,967
- (laughs) I thought you didn't
1536
01:27:24,966 --> 01:27:28,046
care about any of that stuff.
1537
01:27:28,053 --> 01:27:28,893
- Yeah.
1538
01:27:29,933 --> 01:27:33,273
I thought I didn't care about it either.
1539
01:27:35,932 --> 01:27:36,772
But I...
1540
01:27:39,780 --> 01:27:41,700
What time's your train?
1541
01:27:44,316 --> 01:27:45,476
- It's at two.
1542
01:27:50,284 --> 01:27:51,944
- Yeah, so you still have plenty of
1543
01:27:51,940 --> 01:27:55,440
time to finish packing and get over there.
1544
01:28:04,413 --> 01:28:08,583
Here's some money for a cab
and train ticket and stuff.
1545
01:28:17,609 --> 01:28:20,579
- I'm just one of your girls now.
1546
01:28:20,581 --> 01:28:23,161
Is that what you really wanted?
1547
01:28:27,224 --> 01:28:29,894
- I don't want anything anymore.
1548
01:28:33,192 --> 01:28:37,032
It's just that you were
right and I was wrong.
1549
01:28:40,968 --> 01:28:42,828
- All this time I didn't love you because
1550
01:28:42,832 --> 01:28:45,382
I thought you were too
nice a guy, but it turns
1551
01:28:45,376 --> 01:28:49,036
out you're the biggest
asshole in the world.
1552
01:29:01,839 --> 01:29:05,009
(erratic piano music)
1553
01:29:14,347 --> 01:29:16,847
(phone rings)
1554
01:29:32,459 --> 01:29:33,379
- Hello?
1555
01:29:33,379 --> 01:29:36,109
- [Zach] Hey Britney, it's Zach.
1556
01:29:36,106 --> 01:29:37,716
- Hey Zach.
1557
01:29:37,716 --> 01:29:39,106
Good to hear from you.
1558
01:29:39,112 --> 01:29:40,782
- Dad, are you okay?
1559
01:29:42,360 --> 01:29:43,780
- Yeah, I'm okay.
1560
01:29:46,120 --> 01:29:46,950
- Hello?
1561
01:29:47,960 --> 01:29:49,660
- I'm just a little sad about your
1562
01:29:49,664 --> 01:29:52,124
grandfather being gone, you know?
1563
01:29:52,120 --> 01:29:56,290
- Dad, if there's no God or
Heaven, where did grandpa go?
1564
01:29:58,224 --> 01:29:59,474
- Nobody knows.
1565
01:30:03,159 --> 01:30:04,989
- I get sad when things change,
1566
01:30:04,985 --> 01:30:07,495
like when you move into your own house.
1567
01:30:07,503 --> 01:30:10,093
- Yeah, I get sad about it too.
1568
01:30:12,199 --> 01:30:13,789
Everything always changes.
1569
01:30:13,791 --> 01:30:15,941
- But a kid doesn't change, right?
1570
01:30:15,935 --> 01:30:17,935
- Yeah, that's true.
1571
01:30:17,943 --> 01:30:20,863
That's right, a kid doesn't change.
1572
01:30:26,575 --> 01:30:27,405
- Dad?
1573
01:30:27,408 --> 01:30:28,238
- Hmm?
1574
01:30:28,241 --> 01:30:29,961
- What does breaking up mean?
1575
01:30:29,958 --> 01:30:31,448
- Breaking up?
1576
01:30:31,454 --> 01:30:33,224
I don't know.
1577
01:30:33,215 --> 01:30:35,355
All I know is it's different every time.
1578
01:30:35,358 --> 01:30:36,768
- Like snowflakes?
1579
01:30:36,767 --> 01:30:39,927
- Yeah, yeah, exactly like snowflakes.
1580
01:30:47,206 --> 01:30:48,196
- Hey dad?
1581
01:30:48,204 --> 01:30:49,254
- Yeah?
1582
01:30:49,252 --> 01:30:50,682
- If you gotta fight a monster,
1583
01:30:50,676 --> 01:30:52,436
put a bone in your nose.
1584
01:30:52,435 --> 01:30:56,595
- (laughs) That's the smartest
thing I've heard all day.
1585
01:30:59,059 --> 01:31:01,059
I could tell you pleasing details,
1586
01:31:01,059 --> 01:31:02,599
like maybe I quit drinking or
1587
01:31:02,603 --> 01:31:05,033
I ended up with a beautiful girl,
1588
01:31:05,027 --> 01:31:06,457
but I don't feel like telling you stuff
1589
01:31:06,459 --> 01:31:10,289
like that 'cause if I
told, and it was true,
1590
01:31:10,291 --> 01:31:13,801
then I'd probably mess it
up like everything else.
1591
01:31:13,795 --> 01:31:17,955
(gentle piano music)
(soft humming)
1592
01:32:12,199 --> 01:32:16,579
♫ Throw your arms about me
1593
01:32:16,575 --> 01:32:20,325
♫ Like a net cast to the sea
1594
01:32:22,651 --> 01:32:27,451
♫ Tell me your thoughts about me
1595
01:32:27,450 --> 01:32:30,750
♫ Tell me you'll never leave
1596
01:32:30,746 --> 01:32:34,906
♫ You'll never leave, you'll never leave
1597
01:32:40,234 --> 01:32:43,734
♫ Place your lips to mine
1598
01:32:44,626 --> 01:32:48,286
♫ Like a flower loves a bee
1599
01:32:50,481 --> 01:32:54,401
♫ Tell me your dreams about me
1600
01:32:55,578 --> 01:32:59,608
♫ Make sure that I believe
1601
01:32:59,609 --> 01:33:02,859
♫ I believe, I believe
1602
01:33:08,345 --> 01:33:12,925
♫ Raise your legs and squeeze me
1603
01:33:12,929 --> 01:33:16,679
♫ Like a spider eats the fly
1604
01:33:18,729 --> 01:33:22,229
♫ Tell your desires of me
1605
01:33:23,504 --> 01:33:27,354
♫ And tell me the reason why
1606
01:33:27,352 --> 01:33:31,442
♫ The reason why, the reason why
1607
01:33:36,856 --> 01:33:39,606
(harmonica solo)
1608
01:34:02,568 --> 01:34:05,818
♫ Hold your love to me
1609
01:34:07,072 --> 01:34:11,162
♫ Like the sun pinned to the sky
1610
01:34:12,704 --> 01:34:16,624
♫ Show me your feelings for me
1611
01:34:17,456 --> 01:34:21,576
♫ And swear that you'll always be mine
1612
01:34:21,583 --> 01:34:25,673
♫ Always be mine, always be mine
1613
01:34:45,312 --> 01:34:49,932
♫ Give me your (mumbles)
1614
01:34:49,928 --> 01:34:53,928
♫ Like blood clots in your head
1615
01:34:55,672 --> 01:35:00,592
♫ Tell me the days you'll love me
1616
01:35:00,592 --> 01:35:04,122
♫ And make sure I understand
1617
01:35:04,122 --> 01:35:07,872
♫ I understand, I understand
1618
01:35:13,626 --> 01:35:17,126
♫ Speak these words to me
1619
01:35:18,010 --> 01:35:22,090
♫ Like the gospel spoke unto you
1620
01:35:23,538 --> 01:35:27,368
♫ And I'll believe your story
1621
01:35:28,489 --> 01:35:32,569
♫ And know that you'll be true
1622
01:35:32,569 --> 01:35:36,739
♫ You'll be true, you'll be true ♫
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